Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - The Regz ep #02 | Allegedly | Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

Robert Kelly, Luis J. Gomez, Joe List, and Dan Soder join forces and talk about Joe's baby on the way, how Luis got banned from Equinox, times they've been filmed freaking out in public, and so much more. Presented by YKWD and GaS Digital. SOCIALS Robert Kelly @ykwdpodcast robertkellylive.com @robertkellylive on Instagram Luis J. Gomez luisofskanks.com @luisjgomez on Twitter Joe List @joelistcomedy on Twitter @joelistcomedy on Instagram Dan Soder dansoder.com @dansoder on instagram SPONSORS Sheath Underwear https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ promo code: Regz for 20% off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fill her up. You're listening to the gas digital network. What's up everybody it's Robert Kelly and we're back we got Joe list aka the truth Dan Soda aka corporate Dan not anymore. I don't have any corporate ties. Lewis, they go suck my dick. Your corporate is not your uh, it was. It's not since the beginning has been I've had a corporate job Do you lose Jay Gomez aka the Puerto Rican Rattles cake? I'm Robert Kelly. Do you think that's what it was about or do you do? Skinnest

I'm afraid attitude You know Bob I got this or is it your corporate attitude? I had a corporate job Bobby please you don't have a corporate job. I'll give up a second hold on I slith Well have our conversation how are you Joe? You don't have a corporate job. Give up. Hold on. What did I slice this? No, you wanted to say that I'm not a conversation. We'll have our conversation. How are you, Joe? But you didn't have a corporate job back in the 11th. That's why he started calling me Ginnis.

Oh, Ginnis. Oh, yeah. Ever since then, I was tied to a corporation. No, I'm not. Yeah, but you're corporate in at heart. Not anymore, dude. You are, say something fucking crazy. You're a fag.

What? What? What? Edit. What? Edit. What do you guys want to do? some fucking crazy you're a bag what what what what you guys wanted to you want to blow this bus up I'm I'm back from I'll blow this whole fucking thing up

it's young then again you know the remember the regs 10 years ago where none of us thought we were ever gonna have rears yeah I thought I was going to get to let's Remember the regs 10 years ago were none of us thought we were ever gonna be rears. Yeah, I thought it's You're like Let's go. Let's part of the Now Joe's like hold on I'm honest. I'm right. It's a Joe. It's not gonna. You call me Jay Damn duty called you as other lovers. That's the first letter of your name Reddit threads blowing up good doggy. Yeah, what up L? What up Jay?

Yo D. Oh, I don't like it. I say something down the hours for retail And he's not corporate either Medical term by the way you're the only corporate entity in the room really art. I am yeah, you have a contract I don't say those the dark with the siff lords of serious Come on, man. Why are you guys coming at me dog? I don't say those are the dark with the siff lords of serious. I'm talking about your mouth looks retarded Come on, man. Why are you guys coming at me dog? That was the first shot at you. No, he said something earlier. I Yeah, you said I have a small dick and bad teeth and herpes that was in your head. I never said

Keep getting browner. That's your internal monologue at all times. Yeah, small dick's bad teeth.'s weird. You're getting browner, but you're on time Doggy that's good. I was on time. That was good. I was early. I was here four minutes early downstairs arguing with Beatrice That's not downstairs I love this shit give me a Budweiser Terrible we got a We got a sponsor too. Yeah. That's great. We got our first ever sponsor.

That's what it is. One show in, we got a sheath underwear.com. It's the summer and you don't want to be with that. You know, she's going to the road. Yeah, you do. You get it out of the way. Do your homework so you can have fun on the weekend. It's not the way it works.

It's a mid-roll. If your parents weren't killed, you would know that. It's a mid-roll. You got to calm down. You can't go from corporate to rogue like this dog. I've been rogue No, then Robby's is from corporate side is coming in he saw a read and then immediately was like I must read corporate We got a great deal I was like it's still in me

You guys are doing great job. Don't forget to go to the big stock. Dan's whipped up today. Love it. Dan, you look good. You shaved your beard. You got a haircut. You lost a little weight.

Yeah. You look good. You look good. You look good. Is that it? Nice. What's episode over you drinking? Ginger ale.

Dan falls in your hands. That's like an old fart. Look at it. Tommy, yeah. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

You guys. Massachusetts mush mouth. You guys can't say my last name properly. I would say soda. It's soda. How do you say my last name, Lewis? All right. Well, he's still here.

Can we believe that, please? It's a conspiracy. I made come off. Jesus. What? Ren it in New York? So so duh. Oh, you my soda. That's bleeped, right? Bleep that. We bleep the last one. They're bleeping. They're bleeping. This isn't fucking bleeping. Bleeping. We bleep here. We bleep and we're blopping. I'm not the corporate one. Let's do that. No, I won't. No, I won't.

Not on air. Only when the Niners lose. You close him to the 40. I mean, my God. I want to be ready to believe it. That's good. That's good. I mean, it was in a broke red, but it was.

To the first five, first five reasons, I'm sorry. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. To Stan, YouTube, you got to, you got to edit now. No, no. This T is horrible. Can they go back to Barks and get me a net?

This is bad. Dude, then he hates his. You hate your round of bucks. I brought my own. So I got the order right. Yeah, can you get my read? A little. I get a medium.

Mine tastes like cat puke. All right, get it. Get a new T. I hope you guys are putting your fucking private parts in all of these orders. I hope Natalie's put a little bit of push lip in years and a little, he's putting his balls in the game. Bobby, is this your first time meeting Natalie? Is that Natalie? No, I met her at Natalie Rules.

We met her at Moon Tower. Natalie's possibly the best employee guest. That's how to Shannon. Natalie's the best employee that guest is. She's just fucking great. What about all the other people? They're all just lucky. There's looking for homes They're all just they're about to be destroyed. That's not true. They're great. There's only two legitimately homeless people that work for us So stop I got three autistic kids work out for me now. Yeah, I don't think you can say autistic anymore Yeah, they just said N word five times

No, you believed it that did not anymore. Yeah, they just said N word five times. No, we believed it. I did not. We'll believe that. Whoa. Whoa. I think autistic's getting dicey now. I think Reed Tired has been is more acceptable now than autistic. Really? Okay. That's what I heard. Well, if you use it in a derogatory term, yeah, you're fucking autistic. Yeah, like he just said, no, they're autistic. Are they actually autistic? Yes, Danny. Yes, two of them are. Yeah, but Danny's super autistic Yeah, Joe looks autistic Danny can tell you what day of the week you were born on if you give him the year. Yeah Do it Danny?

Yeah, it was gonna be a bomb, but then everyone you know what I'll think it's okay We can be is knowing when God is right that's not that's what I Sometimes we're gonna not be funny on this show. And that's okay, if we're just funny the whole time, that's what that's also unsustainable. You think protecting our part is funny all the time? No. No. It's almost never funny. I got a new theme song for the show because we used the other theme song,

but I figured this show should have its own theme song. You made a theme song behind my back figured this show should have its own. You made a theme song? Yeah. Behind my back? Well, I'm a lady. I said behind your back and not all our backs. Bobby is gay. Everyone else is straight.

Bobby is gay. Everyone else is straight. Hey, it used to be fat, but his personality is still fat. W-w-w-w-wam, wham, wham. Still craves, cocks. Even though it's skinny. Bobby is gay. But everyone else is straight.

Lewis, pussy. Joe, straight. Who is pussy? Joe, pussy, damn, pussy. Bobbi, penis. I hope you get another corporate. No way. I hope you do. I hope it's so much money. Oh, CBS is my neighbor.

I really, Carson Warner comes back, gives you a go pilot, five seasons, and you have to go back to corporate band. And I go, guys, let's have fun. Delete that fact from the Rex episode two. Boys, I'm back. I was like, were you told me to delete the thing when you're second my dick? Yeah. I still have that picture on my laptop and it's so funny. A lot of people. Me and Jim Norton just gobsmacked at Lewis's form of sucking you clean. It was it was actually shocking for those of you who don't know Regs you gotta give a little background to register. We did you know what context yeah Regs context. Yes, I familiar dude. I created bonfire context

So don't get mad at me. I was just kind of going with you. I mean, dude, you're fucking you need Alan You need to go and fucking what about Bob out of Vermont He said that last week she goes how much longer for Alan's yeah, dude. I was like he's only been gone for a week Yeah, he has he yes, yeah, I'm a big problem with you. I'm going to LA next week. I'm gonna burn every bridge dude I'm in trouble. Yeah, you got you got something behind your eyes. You know what it is. I can't spell Alan by that LA That's good. I stopped smoking weed. Why'd you take a class? He's in night school Ella's sharp

Ellen D What's happened? What was the story you started telling a story? You know what dude context? It's you know what you context because the rings was in a show Alive you know what dude. Yeah someone got Bobby a wooden penis. That was me. You're an idiot. No, you're an idiot No, no, I had a name here. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, why are you calling? What's the fuck calling? Sorry, it is worse than all tests You call everybody names lately. You've been fucking calm people idiot cocksucker stupid fuck face that's Lewis is just lately yeah I don't know dude it's called terms of endearment fuck no no you gotta explain that to people you go that means you like yeah I know that dude we're gonna be so sad when Lewis dies soon so what was I wrong you were saying it's

no but you I'll talk to you I'll talk to you suck the dick. I'll talk the wooden dick was a bottle of what I got in Montreal No, no, was it yeah, the wood I got a wooden gavill made by a wood a wood guy You're all right. You're all just having separate conversations right now. Do you understand? We're not all right And that's what just right leaning Or are we are a user We had a live YKWD with Bailey J. And we had a dick sucking competition. Yeah, we're gonna have a dick subcompetition between me

and transgender porn star Bailey J. But it was Bobby's idea. And I'm a little fucking bitch. And I was like, I just wanna be on Bobby's good side and then it's gracious, cause it's a decade ago before I had passed Bobby in the business. Well, I know that I know Jesus Christ. You've passed Bobby in the podcast business.

Not in the stand up. You have a past business. the business. You've passed Bobby in the podcast business. Not in the standup. You have a pass business. The business. Chris Scopo and Vee. The, the, and all, by all measurable metrics, I've passed Bobby in every aspect of this business. Yeah, tan, fighting, baldness. So, girlfriend, you've dumped.

So, so. Yeah. All right, so you've dumped. So, so. So. Yeah. All right, so you were there. So Bobby's like, so he's like, we're gonna do the dick type of competition. So I'm like, all right dude, I was like, I'm in, right? So then I went and I bought the dildo. I went to a fucking dildo store

and I fucked up because I didn't buy, like I could have bought like a big black dildo which would have been funny. I could have bought like a fucking, like a rabbit that fucking spun and fucked. about a dick that look like I look I bought a five and a quarter inch fat guy It was sad. It was it was bent down. It had bumps on it. It looked like it had a super finger on I Bobby got a super bigger fucking tattoo. We got it. We got That don't do physical come on

What do you guys? It gets unfun. That's what we do. We're guys. That's how it gets I give him a fucking purple nerple. He gave me a little stop it I saw your face. It's on tape you were mad and now you're gonna pretend you're not That's what we do shit when you were a kid you feel like you have to be tough. I was stopped that triggered you I saw it. It was on the camera roll the tape Guys go the clip look at Bobby's face and freeze frame. He's almost Okay, of course you're trigger. That's alright

Dan can't let me have an Allen impression Yeah, Dan's got to take it. I'm gonna tell you right now because you've always shit on my Allen I didn't shit. I said mine was better. That's not I go truth. Okay No, I took two lessons from Allen to lessons I'm not learning Did you don't parod, did you don't parod, did you? I do a great Alan impression. Let's do it. You gotta be weak and apologize.

So that was pretty good. You know what? That was better than I thought. I think you got the best one. I got the best one. So I bought this deal though. Okay, I come in and I was like, and then we were doing the competition.

So I was going first in the competition, and I'm competitive, so I was like, I'm gonna fucking win. I'm winning this competition unquestionably. So then I, you also have an unsatiable thirst for cock. I love cock so much. So we put this dildo and Bobby's pants, and I fucking get down on my knees.

In front of the entire village underground. Those underground, Norton's there, fucking Bailey Jays there, she's waiting to go second 350 people fucking like losing her mind I I spit on the tip of the dick get after it I spit and I put I told Bobby to put his leg up on a stool. I said put it. No, I'm not doing it again. It's fucking ruining my life This is the VU my memories all what VU my memories on what he had he was tempted to do it. I was instinctual. Sorry. We got lizard tongue So yes, so then I I I reach my hand in between his legs I pulled them into my face the crowds lose in their fuck I literally standing ovation people are fucking going nuts And I'm just getting real hard supposed to be 30 seconds. I just fucking keep going keep sucking his dick right. Everyone's going fuck the light. Right blue the light blue Bobby blue the light.

So then Bailey J was her turn to go follow that bitch. I never said that to her like follow that bitch. And she comes up to the mic and she goes, yeah, I forfeit. He wins. So she didn't suck. It was just me sucking his dick in the middle of the show. Um, are you sure it wasn't the wooden bottle? Not the wooden bottle. He got a rubber dick. He got a thing the problem was, is that when we showed the video on YouTube, the dick was so realistic looking.

It looked like he was sucking my hand. You don't even know, dude. So now, like, you can just fucking edit. You can, on your phone, just go up screen, grab. Cool. Edit 20 seconds. So now it's just trolls, like, being like, anytime I mentioned my son, it would be like, it was like, has your son seen this?

And my son has. Yeah. He wouldn't even look Lewis in the eyes anymore. He's like, you blew my head in front of people. Yeah. You gave great head, dude. I mean, great head. You threw yourself into it in a way that was respectable.

Well, I'm competitive. I want to win. You did win. Yeah. Yeah, the best part was any Reese behind in my I remember he pulled you forward from my I pulled him into my face. Was that a Christmas job? So lost I can't I remember but don't remember was that the big room the view remember remembering coneheads when she ate the subway sandwich Yeah, you who's got that throat

Dude not even a Didn't even hear that. Where's Bailey J? And then ringed it down to get all the, where Bailey J is the dude now? She's like, oh, I went back. She's like, yeah, I'm part. She around, she's always be around. He's, uh, part J. What's up?

I'm part J. She's down in Tampa right now. She looks better than ever. She got big, too. There's no way she looks better than ever. Bring her up. I guess, dude now she looks better than ever. She got big. There's no way she looks better than ever Bring her up. I guess dude you look better than ever dudes age really well. She's gonna get handsome Pepper super Fox She hasn't receding super Fox with a pair of jugs

Now she looks great bring her up Bailey J Get on it. It's kind of crazy like 10 years ago. Like this was like a big deal. Look at this hot training. Now hot trainings are all over the place now. And we've all accepted that we would get our dick sucked by a training. I love how she progress. I love how she just not every photo.

Bring up the most recent from our website. I love that right there is how she looks now and that is not great. What do you remember? She like nuke Joe de Rosa's brain. Joe's like, I think I'm in love with her. Yeah. All of us. Yeah, all of us Yeah, she looks oh that's Bailey as a dude no right there Bailey J. Stock photo

That's not no that's a fucking lie dude. That's not her am I dead naming her? What is happening? No? Who's the one below? the guy that looks On the left that guy is that here no that's Andy Samper that's a joke to my fucking are you are you fucking losing your brand can you bring up the photo of her now so they can see her okay Christy I gotta go through his fucking finding it photo shit break you have the new uh, the new song. Yeah, shout. All right. Tell me what you guys think.

Ten more. You ready? One, two, three. Legs, legs, legs, legs think I like it. I think we can get a better edit. Yeah. I don't like that I'm last. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it.

Loved the lack of harmony. Right. Loved how it kind of just kind of scares you a little bit. It shows you. That's good. The podcast is what you can experience. Yeah, zero production value. People talking over each other.

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I get it first. Well, it's a young woman's game settle down. It's not only The nipples are very nice. Yeah, you used to yelling and employees. I can't see the clock Natalie. Do I yell at you? Yes, have I ever yell at you? I think I'm the only one a guest digital that you haven't it's common Natalie's doing an incidental Allen impression. Yeah, she does have a good, she's got a goofy voice. Oh, I'm not a, okay.

No, he's never yelled at me. Yeah, I'm not a volume. I think I'm the only one I've seen him yell at Bob, you bet. Okay. All right, so you're gay. This coffee sucks. He's getting more.

We're getting new coffees, really. What happened? How can you can't see your dick? How do you feel all of them? We stop. You're gay. You're happened? How come you can't see your dick? How do you feel all of the we stop you you gay? You're okay. Okay, I'm gonna say something. She's still your friend. You gotta be a fuck.

What do you mean an asshole dude? You don't talk to Bailey J. She doesn't like you. I love Bailey J. When's life? You spoke to Bailey last week last week. You spoke to Bailey J. Yeah, show me your phone.

Show me a call log. It's a trick Bobby. He's gonna write something on your phone. I'm gonna call 911 and then throw the phone. You know what? You're not corporate anymore. Let me see your last text message to Bailey Jack. Yeah, but let's see what you're saying. Let me see your text messages, Bob. All together. Let me read your text messages loud. Luke, dude, welcome to Reg's court. You're the first fucking case. Let me see your place. Let me see your text. Really? Dig in. You got nothing. Nothing. I open it nothing nothing I open it up I've never I've

never not had nothing that's exciting thanks guys thanks for backing me up on well I don't know I didn't feel it you know it's funny is when you're around your girlfriend I haven't seen that energy yet but at the stand you just said go through the phone no he's looking at the pictures from my girlfriend you motherfucker. You just said go through the phone No, he's looking at the pictures from my girlfriend because he looking for nude you fucking asshole. I was not why it? Why would he want to see that? He clicked Jenna then he clicked photos and then he's sort of scrolling through the photos First of all, I don't know your girlfriend's name. Yeah, not a second of all Yeah, I don't know I was just scrolling through whatever you know, you know to last that left that hard to kiss his ass He's paid to laugh it's fucking sending me to pay extra to

Nothing's better than Lewis turning on someone that he can turn on Lath an extra hard at Bobby jokes but not at all as I think was happening here, dude. I got him to pop earlier Did you yeah? He got him pop it earlier, did you? Yeah, he got him to pop. It's not that it's you. Okay, Matt, didn't even let you. Matt, I'll give you an extra, Matt, if you laugh. Your energy around your smoking hot girlfriend is guy with a hot girlfriend.

I mean, at the change show at the stand, when I have never seen you around her, you do a lot of this look when you were with her. You go, yeah, I'm getting out of here. And I was like, you don't walk around like that. You're like, leading her by the smaller back that's his new look though he walked in this he walked in this he's walked in a bonfire the day and he's like I was like what why is he so fucking cool because he was happy to tell Jay that we started this podcast because to lose has been waiting to tell big Jay

that we can disappoint Jay yes he just walked in and he's like J. I'm set no, we should have a mom I say guests. Yeah, no guest dude no direct. No rules Hmm, there's no rules no direction no, yeah, no rules. You're saying rule. No guests. That's a rule. Shit guess that's a rule. Shit, he's mad. Fuck. No, but this is not a rule. No, you walked right that one.

You walked right and you're a trap. Fucking moron. You autistic fuck. It's like walking into a door that's closed and glassed. Don't. No rule. Except no gas. Yeah.

You walk into a door that's closed every time you submit a tape. Where's the box? I started in the 90s. 90, too. You know, they still call it a tape. It's a general term. He's like, I'm fucking Yoda's aren't going to book you like that. Yeah, even it was a tape.

He didn't submit anything. Yeah. Is that without a joke? I can't tell. God, it's good to be bad. I couldn't even tell of that. You think I didn't submit for late night and just not get it over and over and over again?

No, I think that. Yeah, that's exactly what it was. I remember those mattered. We know that. Remember how much pressure it was to get a late night set on tape and now you're like, when did it stop battering? YouTube, I think COVID really made,

COVID made like late night, like it never came back. Like nobody gave a shit. People were doing like COVID late night sets in front of no audience. But it depends on what we mean by matter because it was long before that that it didn't matter. I mean, I'd probably say like what, mid 90s is when it started.

Yeah, I think the time we've been doing standard is because they got, there's so many, there was only two of them for a long time. Yeah, let it or let it. And now there's five, it was a five or six. But now it's back down to like, Fallen Kimmel, I'll tell you what, you want to get a late night set on gut felt.

Oh yeah, he's big. He's the biggest guy out there. He's number. Well, he also asked me to do gut felt they haven't shut down. He doesn't use union writers so they don't have to shut down. Oh, he uses Joe Mac. He's one of the writers. Yeah, but he just doesn't pay them. He's not in union. Right, but he pays him good. Does he? I would imagine, right? No. I don't know. I like, uh, I actually like a Phil show a lot. I think he's pretty good. You like news that rhymes? Every time I've watched it, he's like,

Biden is riding. First off, then I'll show him. Damn, this really is for retards. This is a new show for retarded people. Biden's smiling and riding and gliding. And then it just goes to a guy who goes like, liberals are stupid It's great. It is entertaining. I watch it on the road. I've never seen it

I remember the old show he had that I was with the left. Yeah, I did that show a bunch red. I was phone I was on red. I was on red. I was always positive I didn't pay and then they'd get you a car Yeah, and I think multiple people had the stun of like what can I just get the money the car costs? It's a drag. You tried no, they didn't like it. No, I never have you hit him with that theory and they go We have a car service. I was on the last red eye ever Do you remember how they would put your makeup on with the gun so they're not interested in your story? Like it I didn't speak

I don't remember but it was just You're not even listening now. It was Tom's like to keep the other fucking story. Yeah, and then there was some chick, and then I almost, it was like a hot, fox news check. Always. Always. That was how I was like. And I always had a lady with almost gleamed up leg. Did I almost convince her to make out with me?

Oh, no, you're not here. It was a point. I swear to God, it was on air. I was like, you know, you should just make out with me right now. For the last, the last ever red eye. That's great. We just, we ended it. The lights go out and just me and you deeply kissing.

And I just watched her like look up like she thought about it because she realized how funny it would actually be. Yeah. And she's like nah, I got there. But it was very close. I, uh, back in the day, there was, I was on one of those panels with a fox, and I got her a number.

Really? I'm sorry to text him. And she ruined it because I was like, oh, do you want to go out sometime? And she goes, will you take me to one of those cafes where the comedians and artists hang out and I never responded after that? Yeah, it makes.

And now she's like super right wing. And it's very funny. She's one of those people that has those YouTube shows where she's like, Fouchy needs to burn at the stake. And you're like, remember when you asked me to take you to a cafe where the artist hang out, you fucking door.

Name names, Dan. No, come on, Dan. Because even though I'm not corporate, I respect people's privacy. Hi, I'm libertarian Dan. Megan Kelly. No, I didn't get a big fish like that. I got one of the small ones.

Kennedy. Oh, well, I would have loved to have fucked in. I wanted a fuck. Kurt Loader. Yeah. I just got you wanted a Kurt Loader on your back. Right.

That was good. Thanks guys. I like it. Hey, that was good. Yeah, we I like it. Hey. That was good. Yeah. We're having a good time I think. No direction. No rules.

No rule. One rule. One rule. No direction. There could be more rules as the show goes on. If you really look at it, there's probably other rules. My favorite of doing the show was the immediate excitement followed with the how long is this going to last?

It was immediately like they did it. long is this going to last. It was immediately like they did it. This isn't going to go long. A lot of people like you and I bet it's five episodes of the most. It's only once a month, but we can keep this going. Yeah. It's a year. It's getting a 12-a-row. It will. Let's have our goal be 12-a-row. 12 episodes limited run one year. We'll see if we come back for season two. Love that. Damn it. It's why you're a business owner but if somebody was a kid you guys don't really understand how hard it is to get together what what we all have except a damn you're gonna get your child yeah cuz I know

the world's ending so don't get you to the hatch yeah what does that mean we have to be all night we're not three died Jesus real nice Bob he goes and till it comes out to pussy and any kid, dude. Dad is going to be still born likely. Dad, did you get your little one out dead? Get a little American girl doll who doesn't move, dude. Bobby wants my kid to die.

You got to put that in a hefty dude. Dad, you have a little tiny coffin for it. Dad, dad, dad, dad. I have a little face, but it doesn't move. It's hurtful. I didn't say that. It's hurtful. I said you should probably dress it up anyway You said fuck they're probably gonna chop it up Your pro life and your roots my child to demise whatever

That you should just wait until it's in your hands You don't count your chicken. Jesus Christ Literally listen to my analogy is there might be dead Bobby hits it Bobby might as well put him with a stat you know, there's a lot of still boys. Well, you're getting a call after this I'll just say that all right, and I'm gonna tell Sarah don't think I'm not telling oh my god You married us for god's sake. Don't tell Sarah You're gonna be able to carry the baby to term. Yeah, don't I can't I Why didn't really marry you.

Bobby, this will be on Bobby's head until your son is born. What? That you said, don't count your chicken until he's born. Yeah. Don't count your chickens till they're born. That was second of something did happen. Dude, that would be terrible. We would all reference to this episode.

Oh my god. I would be like, this is grubbit. I'm like, screw definitely internet. Do you see something? Sometimes doctors will deliver a baby. This has happened multiple times. And as they're taking the baby's head out, they will decapitate the baby and pull the baby's head off.

Look that up. That is absolutely. Look at that. Look at that. They pop the baby's head off. It comes off because the cord is wrapped and they don't sink and it pops off. And then they go, you guys think, yes, you go.

Hey, what am I? What do I want to pizza shop? Hey. They're like, which half do you want? And then they go, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he You know what I love about all this wish nothing upon me. I'm childless. Oh shit, dude I hope you I hope you get your girl pregnant. I hope she gets pregnant with triplets. Oh, no No, I'm sick. Yeah, then one of them eat off the other one inside of it bus like this I go blah blah blah blah blah the one who does will be my favorite. What is it? Cone head is different. Cone head after baby's fabrication can happen during Breach to the doctor hand how chone and obstuously when the baby's head is too big could have happened to Dan I do change out of wow, I dodged a bullet

Dude in the 80s science was raw back then they might have just popped it on gun. Hey, we had a football Oh my god, this is your son's head. Oh my god, it's your son's head It was definitely a noise when Dan's head came out of it mom's with yeah, it was my dad's sign knowing he was never gonna Fuck my mom again. You're missing tube keywords allegedly. That was very fun. I thought it was all right. Hold on. I mean, it was great.

It wasn't awesome. Was that laugh for me or Dan? Don't fucking push your microphone away. Fucking push this goddamn link. Don't be a baby. I mocked my parents' sex life and you gave me nothing. You guys missed a big laugh from me, from Max for me. Max gotta go. Why? It just laughed at you. Nothing you guys missed a big laugh from me from max for me max got to go

Just laughing you it's too much, dude, but it's all and that was real cuz I was hilarious in that moment Ah, whatever it is. He's fucking doing like a laugh track thing. That's the he finds the darkery You get the the more and more you look like the rocks brother. He never talks to Just like you call him like dwayne Hayes, like, sorry, bro. Yeah, your name's the cock. I was gonna do a name thing. So I'm glad you did it. Swing. What was yours?

I'm not gonna say I actually laughed and pulled the laugh back. Did you? I felt the back like a checkswing. Yeah. Uh, baby, baby girls had allegedly whipped off during delivery in Brazil. Yeah, allegedly. And Brazil.

That was a Zika head. It's Zika's. Is Zika still a thing? I don't know if it's still a thing, but it was down there. It was making those little tiny heads. Right. Zika, yeah, Elliot. Zika, Elliot.

It's a free agent. Yeah. I wish you were a free agent. You'd sign the different box. We get real hot. You know what I do? I've never offered. No, no, I just got a weird fucking shut the fuck box. We get real hot. You know what dude? I've severed off.

No, no, I just got a weird fucking shut the fuck up. No, no, no, no, no, no. I just get it. Yeah, you just got a, whoa. What'd you get? Lewis. Wait, I want to know what you got. A weird one.

Don't worry about it. I wanted to hear. Now, have this show. Skin milk, whatever. That's what he's doing. That's what he's doing. That was wild. What'd you just have?

Bob, we're equals. You don't get to just wild. What'd you just have? We're equals. You don't get to just choose that I don't have a microphone, because you're mad that I talked over you when we all talk over each other. You talk over. It's what we do, dude. It's what we do. That's what we do.

You right, we do, Rip. Yeah, we do. Yeah, but you want to also, what do you have a better microphone than all of us? You can have mine. Yeah, sure as they're fucking great. But Lewis, tell your story. Speak, King.

What's up? I just went on. I just way left. Also, this is way lower. I know I've told them to I like that better. Yeah Lewis go dude. Now you're allowed to fuck is this story? It's not even a story. I just got like Gu deja vu Oh, just from like being here with us deja douche

deja boo Haha, look at the games on with Price no, I got deja vu from being here at just Back to whatever the feeling was of us being young fucking comics But Bobby was never young and just caring about fucking being funny There was remember when we did this Bobby was hoarding all of the money any time I never got a time you never made a dime off you know what you never made a dime buddy

What you're better business more like you know what you when I did this fucking podcast I never made a dime off, you know what? You never made a dime. Buddy. What's your better business? I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you.

I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you.

I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. No money. No profits. We're in the red dude. We're in the red. There was on. John Smiley, I gotta sell my house in Hell's Kitchen

just to pay for the share of Mike's kids. Thanks guys, fix it. It's fucking microphone, thanks. It's a shirt, it doesn't fit. I know, but it's best in the market. It needs a thing and they always put the fucking limiter on it. I didn't make a dime off it. It cost me money.

I had to pay for all the bullshit. You two drank? I drink. Yeah, but we were crushing the fucking half racks, dude. We were drinking 12 packs. I spoke some herb. God. I never really enjoyed reading. When you guys were on it, I never made a fucking dime. Why not? You should have. There was no podcast networks. There was no-

You had your own. Advertising, that wasn't a thing. All that shit. We had ads. We read ads. We read ads a lot. That's why I figured we weren't doing free ad reads. No, we got-

Guess we were. Oh cool, Bobby, we had a renovated, we had reinvent the game. There was merch too. Ad reads and merch. Merch, live shows. I sold posters that I never got a dime from. when you'd make you when you don't make me fucking you go sell his merch like He'd be like this. He go go out there dude go out there you fucking go sell posters. Thank you

Don't you know what I don't need it cuz I got a hundred bucks from Lewis I'll take Joe's to one of them Dude Bobby you should have made so much money off our young backs. I didn't do it. You should have been the slave master. I didn't do it. We did have ad reads, though. We did.

And we sold posters. And I remember Bobby would yell at me for not selling posters good enough. Like, it wasn't like, dude, I remember one time. This is Lewis. Lewis, listen, fuck Paulias. What fuck allias? Directing like you've never been on the road. Wow.

We were kidding about the Bobby's gay song. Yeah, we're just joking dude. I I would bring this fuck with me. Yeah, and he was a fuck he was a burden That's the friendship of Lewis you know that when you sign up. Yeah, she's burden Burton, christian all right. I didn't know we're going pun I don't know we're going pun Real quick Burton. I have no know we're going pun, I didn't know we're going pun. And I just say by the way real quick, Burton, I have no beef. We're pun. What are you talking about?

Nobody said it was just mentioned, Bert, you're freaking out right now. No, look at him, he's talking about it last time. He already said it. And then somebody took a video of you talking about it and literally made a video with Aero's pointing that say these two hate each other. And it has like 700,000 views.

Did you see the huge? There was another one that says, Louis Shagom is calls Bert Kreischer on his shit. And it's just me telling the story about how Bert mistakenly said he called me, I met him and called him Puerto Rican Vital Shake. And they were like, look, everyone knows that Bert's a lying piece of shit.

Yeah, everyone's fucking me. We've hugged it out, we're talking. I blew up. It's great. Very cool. So, but now you can talk about what happened though. Yeah, but you did, you were. You were heated. You were there. I was mad that day and fucking February of 2021 and then we hugged and then when He has to bother me about the stories that Bert was like I bought everybody 200 dollars worth of Thai food It's like it's like dude 200 dollars worth of Thai food anybody can but it's not gonna brag

Yeah, and that's not enough for Bobby to even look just get that appetizing It's not gonna brag. Yeah, and that's not enough for Bobby to even look, Joe's getting chatted. It's appetizing. But anyways, wait, what story were you telling? I don't share shoes no more. You've been gone too long. I got a tiny stuff.

I don't eat like that. I don't eat like that. I don't eat like that. No more fat jokes. I have a baby stomach. No more fat jokes, Tommy. You've been away a long time, didn't you? I don't eat.

I don't eat food no more. I don't eat food no more. Strict shakes. Do we really have reads back Yes, lots of 100% we had reads I don't believe any of this that you mean no money I know that the birth me right your beef over pizza comedians are turning on Burger right? Look at that look at the view on that one and that's like a million views no turn we didn't turn There's no turn we never liked him how does he have a million views in our episode didn't look at that?

345,000 two days ago In our shit the comedy enforcement. Do they have 80 2000 subscribers? It's a big comedy channel. We made it Looks like we made it 2064 comments can we read some of the comments? like we made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it.

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We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. We made it. I got a new special coming out. Will you do? Yeah. I have one out of our gas number fifth. Mine's out right now. It's August 18th.

Oh, it is. So it's out. This comes out in November 25th. This is coming out like the day that my specials coming out. Just go watch Lewis and Joe list. They're the same as the other. I think you know what you wanted to watch them in. Lewis has a special gas digital.

They have how many specials coming out? Six specials coming out. Six specials coming out. Are they all released on September 5th? No, no, no, no, no. They have how many special six, six specials coming out. They all released on September 5th. No, no, no, no, they're all released individually. Mine's the third one. So you got you got Lewis J Gomez Dave Smith. I mean, I was in the middle of it. I was nailing.

You don't go to really plug the other. You know, you're fine. It's fine. Don't watch any of the other ones. Watch mine six times. Watch no boss. Who's comes out today? Just yours.

Just mine. Yeah. Just yours. September 5th Lewis J just yours. Just mine. Yeah. Just yours September 5th, Lewis J Gomez, go to gas digital network or go to some of my YouTube's. I'm a YouTube channel. It's on Lewis J. Go over right now.

It's on YouTube. Did they get to put the specials on their own YouTube? Yeah, everyone has their own shit. That's it. That's it. That's fucking great. Everyone on zero. Janie got some good ones too.

You got yours, you got Jordan Jensen's is great. You got Kurt Kurt. That's genius. Kurt's fucking great. Kurt's one of the greats. There's not one bad special on it. Yeah, they're usually when people, you know, there's one bad one. You guys can decide which one it is. You know what though?

When you look at that lineup, you guys are booking better lineups than like anybody else that's doing specials. Yeah, but they did it quick, which I love. I mean, you, you mentioned it. And then I think the next couple of months it was done. Yeah. And then check out Joe lists already couple of months it was done. Yeah. And then check out Joe lists already out. It's been out for a week.

We've plugged it. What happened? I'm joking. Listen, what happened? Yesterday, I don't know if you guys saw this. My friend, my culta, who you did. Yeah, we did. You guys, you guys, you guys are friends again, right?

Are you guys cooler, anger? You guys are cool. I'm cool enough. I think he's cool. Yeah, he's cool with you. Well, I saw, I didn't know what the fuck it was. Then someone on Twitter, he, he was set up. So, somebody from another radio show, the Bubba or whatever, Bubba's girlfriend went down with a list of shit, which wrestler. She's walking up to the phone. No, that's the wife.

I know. That's where it's a joke. Sorry. So the new girlfriend was talking to another wrestler. He, she walked up with a live event with all the stuff. Like in a booth stuck in in his face, a fucking agenda. And he tried to talk to her. What was, what was the point of what was she was doing? No, she was trying to get him to get mad. She was trying to train her. If you watch the video, she's like going like this in his face.

Yeah. He does a very, what I would say is an L.J.G. move. A Lewis J. Gomez move. He just takes the phone and fucking stops recording. Well, he takes it and turns it back and basically goes, yeah, I'm a loser because she's calling him names. I'm all these people here to see me. Who the fuck are you? Blah, blah, blah. And then she, he goes, you want your phone leave? They'll give it to you outside. And then she went to grab it. And she jumped on him and he pushed to the fuck off.

And she get the fuck off me word, cunt, whatever he said. And then they took her out and she immediately stagged on him. Battery! Battery, he batteryed me! Battery! Yes. No, maybe she was like, my battery is a 2% battery. Can somebody please give me a charger?

Can you drain my body weight? Can I just tell you right now? Corporate Dan being this? Yeah. Some good corporate moves you just had right there. You drain my body. Can I just tell you right now? Corporate Dan being this? Yeah. Some good corporate moves you just had right there. You liked it? I saw you defending your friend in a very corporate way. You skated backwards.

Allegedly. I used the word allegedly. And you pushed it away. Well, here's the thing. Did he call you after it? Well, they... On her phone. He was recording the video you see is from his phone.

Yeah. But he had to give that allegedly to their lawyer. You're gonna keep on saying allegedly. That wasn't even the right context. I liked using the word. He had never heard it before the Brazil headless baby story. Yeah. He was allegedly, now I can put that in any sentence.

Right? He used that with anything? It's like my allegedly Mike's not working. He goes allegedly this coffee sucks. It's working now. They, so that was his, but they took the whole video where he brought her up. She was like shaking and they were kicking her out.

And he's like, what's wrong? What's going on? And she was like, I just wanted to ask some questions. And he's like, come over it. And he said, let her come. This is all not in the video, because they edited it out. And he was like, sit down. Don't you don't have to shake?

You can ask me the questions. Go ahead. And she, and then was like, sit down. You don't have to shake. You can ask me the questions. Go ahead. And then she was, she was, she starts asking questions about the case and about Baba. And he answered it. The first one, he's like, well, the reason why that and you have this email is because this and that. And it was this and she was like, oh, I didn't know that.

And then she goes right into another, fuck you got your thing on video. And she's, she's from the Baba Love Spongebob show. And she's,'s she's from the bubble love spun show and she's trying to girlfriend, girlfriend trying to catch him. Yeah. You know, saying shit so they can go viral. You got to have some decent dick for a woman to be like, you know, go sabotage a guy.

I don't get it. It was what were they trying to get him to do? They were trying to get him on video to just just to have content of fuck him, you know. And so what they got, they got that video and they edited it. They put titles, emphasize what he said, slow mode, fucking anger. Fucking con. Colleague challengingly.

I like you think you're a kind of an agent con. Kid, what is the, I thought Bubba and him were done with a beef is this though? Wow. No. So done Mike's number one in the in Tampa area on the number one morning show and Bubba is doing an internet radio show from a shed. Oh, nothing wrong with that because I do it. Yeah. The shed was a fun series. It was a fun series. Yeah. I'm going to bring it back. Um, so, but can I play doubles advocate? Yeah. I mean, you can't take somebody's phone from them.

You literally can't, you can't, like, I just, from a logical standpoint, I'm going, I can't take a woman's phone out of her hand and now it's, whether she's sitting there, you're not, Conor McGregor. I'm not saying that I would, dude, I did that shit fucking me and Kim Kong and we were getting off a flight. And this bitch sort of arguing with Kim.

So then I just got in between the nose, like, yeah, you're not going to fucking just argue with me. She pulls out her cell phone, right? And I was like, all right, bitch. And then I fucking spit on her, I think. And then Kim grabbed her phone and just threw it across the end. You guys were a powerful couple. I was like, go find a freaking dumb cunt.

My God, do you see it? I'm gonna bump in my, see you on Mike's. I would do the same. I'm just saying, I know now you can't do that. Can I ask you how, like, were you in the terminal and you took the phone and fucking whipped it? No, we were getting off the flight and it was like one of these flights where like,

I guess we didn't have any luggage space above us. So kid had to like go like, you have to wait for it. You're back. Okay. Cause you were late. Maybe. So she had to like put her luggage like four seats back So she was trying to like just like get it

She was like oh can I just like grab that and then some black chick was like she was like now go away And then like you know black and poor to reek in her like Yeah, yeah, have a knee in I've read top two races if you have to Yeah, and then they started arguing you pick which was Yeah, then they started arguing and then I just you know I started arguing with the shit and she she spit on me and then I spit in her face like hard and then she had her cell phone I started like video taping and Kim just goes It was like silent you're just go

Distance whatever she has to go run and get it. Yeah, I said go pick a pretty funny video So but then security because you're not allowed to do this black And Puerto Rican fighting the whites are nervous. They go. I'm a Delta platinum. So meet this so here Was that impression of me? So here we are any spirit airlines counter obviously. I'm glad I'm diamond I'm diamond. I'm glad I'm in three years running your story sucks diamond three years in a row me too Three years in a row four. That's a lie in a row? Four. That's a lie. Check the stats. I don't believe it.

Sorry, what were you saying? She threw the phone, but where did she throw it? She threw it down the hallway. That's great. Like, just in the terminal. And then security was chasing us. Like me and Kinsamie came literally. We split up.

I was like, I'll see you at home. And we went and we got our own taxis. We took our... She went me, she went me and more. I have to run from you. No, I our she was me. I'm more I have to run from you know I Changed my clothes this is the Z on the Just to remember this was done by a real ass dude

This lady goes back to the DMV she goes honey. I don't even want to tell you about my flight This Puerto Rican couple spit in my face. How did you now my favorite Lewis spit story? The all-timer which one is pregnant bee you're getting I did not spit on her. I was Was talking loudly what can it close to her face you just self-incriminated You were waiting for the a train in that spit on B. No B was pregnant They were waiting for the a train and Lewis got into it with the train Conducting oh yeah, and the guy was like talking shit and Lewis is just filling his mouth with a luge while the whole time the guys like it's like a ghetto ass like and gameplay. It's my favorite just spits story. He's in the window. Like he's a conductor. I'm gonna fuck up. I'm gonna fuck up. It's the

NMTN point. The whole time I'm just looking at him like I'm angry but I'm not angry. I'm literally doing the thing where you suck your plans to make your mouth fill fill with as much as as possible. I'm like, did you do any of those? Did you give any? No, right at the end. So it goes, it goes, Bing-Bong, and it goes, boom! And it was like a fucking blast onto his face. Then the train goes.

Then the train just goes, and he's like, BAAA! Best, best thing I've ever heard. Why did you get in the fight with the conductor? He wasn't conducting himself. Have you ever been angry in someone film you, Bobby? Has anyone ever put a phone in your face when you're angry? You know that answer. I don't. I genuinely don't.

You know that answer. No, I've smoked so much weed. I don't remember it. Kevin did that to me. Oh, well, yeah. I like that because you're dick. I don't give a fuzz record in the conversation. It wasn't filmed.

That's for his podcast. That's content. No, no, no, no, no. I was talking, we were over in the pussycat lounge when that was the green room for all the clubs during COVID. And I was sitting there talking about something and I look into the, I turn around the cameras just in my face. And he's talking to his fans, which bug me. Here's Robert, you know, that shit, like he's, and I just grabbed his phone out of his phone. I just, it's like, no, I don't like to do that. This is a problem with Carlton Kelly.

They have a real phone grab an issue. They don't know the rule that you're not allowed to grab both. That happened to me when we were, we were in the mountains in Colorado. Me and my friends were going to our friends funeral, our friend Luke died and we were like, we're not even, all right. And we're at Starbucks and I'm like,

Mountain Luke, my friends went in to get coffees and I parked in a Tesla charge station. There were like 10 of them. And I was just in a regular car. They're all empty. I just pulled in and then I look at my review mirror and this guy's taking pictures of my license plate and I rolled down my window and I'm like,

what are you doing? And he's like, I'm getting your license plate. You're not supposed to park here. And I go, you're a fucking nerd. And he license plate. You're not supposed to park here. Oh, and I go, you're a fucking nerd. Yeah. And he was like, you're not supposed to park here. You're not supposed to park here. And then I got out of the car and he started filming. And he's like, what are you going to do? And I was like, you're a fucking dork dude. You're in my friend had no idea what was going on. But I was like laughing, talking shit to him. I go, you're a grown man and you're this big of a pussy.

And he's like, uh-huh, he's doing that laugh. And my friend Danny walks up with a tray of coffees and he goes, like that, thinking we're like being friends. Like, my friend Danny just walks up and he goes, like that and he goes, your friend's funny. And he goes, he is, right? And then he sees how angry I am. And he goes, so do get in the car.

Because I was like, you fuck. I was doing the thing where you guys both turn, grow, I was like, I'll fucking kill you. There's car, because I was like, you fuck, I was doing the thing where you guys both turn, grow, I was like, I'll fucking kill you. There's a thing where someone's like, you see this happen a lot, where like, it's a person videotaping another person. And you don't know the context before.

No matter what, the person who's being videotaped, if you start charging them like, oh, you do not look good now. And now you can't get mad, you literally have to be like, oh, cool, you have to just take it, because if you start running because they're backing Dude he was literally dude Danny was in Starbucks getting the coffee and he's like

I saw the moment you got out of the car and the guy watched you unfurl That's what he called it because I stood up and the guy went how okay? Yeah, but I I You know the whole Kevin thing was yeah, I mean he's been he says all this. I don't give a shit What he says I don't, fucking say whatever you want. It doesn't mean I, but it was now you're fucking, I'm not you, I'm not you content. Yeah.

You know, and you don't know what the fuck I was saying. I was talking to SD, you know, I mean, this is like this comics where we hang and we're safe. Yeah. And you're being some fanboy. You should have taken his phone and plugged your dates but like, Robbekelylive.com date. That, I reacted, whatever, it whatever was stupid have you ever been filmed

Good man. I filmed a comedy special that you can watch right now and you where's my You blog and by the way probably better than the last one Thank you Very nice of you to say I appreciate that you don't know better than every special I've ever seen and if you've been with us Since day one you just just watched constant improvement. Look at us, Kumbaya. Shit. It couldn't be worse.

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No, Bobby He's He bring with this on Bobby But it's not a great story. I get tricked into telling a story. That's not great I know I'm wrong. I'm like bomb Danoff. Yeah Photo I was like hey, I don't know I don't like that set up. And then I fucked both of them at the same time. Damn, yeah. Damn, you were just, were you fucking one

and sucking the other? Yeah, sucked them off. Yeah, but I know that you're not supposed to grab somebody's phone, but there has to be some type of repokai. Conor McGregor, look at that story up. Conor McGregor got it, like destroy the phone and he got taken the court and shit.

Depalo did that first time I wrote them for him. So it's where it's stored. Look up his phone and Depalo took it out of the front. He was in the front row. He just picked it up and put it in his drink like his rum and coke. They got a pint glass. And then he just did the whole show drinking with the guy's phone. And the guy showed the next night with a bill for like an $800 phone to

apologize for the hundred bucks worth it. Yeah, it was so funny. Just to take it and drop it in your fucking arrested and jailed after you allegedly smashed this out fan cell phone. Am I allegedly Bobby favorite word? There it is. I'm a big word of the day. Yeah, you can't smash people's phones.

You're not allowed to do that. I didn't smash it. I just took it. And I said, I said, I think we're criminal. I said delete it. Delete it. Crystal it. There it is.

Oh, look at that. Yeah. Touched dick, dude. Get herpes. I just realized how Joe's mind works. You got some help. Now you can control them. You guys are going to watch me play Joe.

You just say stuff he knows is going to pun off of. I mean, if somebody is maliciously recording you to trigger you, it's hard not to get triggered. It's hard. Well, it's just they're doing it specifically to make you fucking angry and you're like, I'm just gonna sit there and be like, oh, is that a Samsung? I'm, I'm, did I, I got fucking banned from my equinox? What? I was gonna do a gag where I wear an equinox.

Can we turn on that AC? I'm gonna turn on the AC. It's later. It's hot. It's how to shine turn on Love a we have a guy do it. Why did you get banned from equinox? I'll talk loud Let's do turn on that's actually why I got banned from equinox other men talking loud Now lay it on me. I haven't heard this one. I was a are you banned from all equinox all equinox? That was your shit. That's where you go steam part of my identity. I was I was I Love you worked there didn't I worked it? I used that in my defense. Oh my god I'm still a member. I have the international membership. I can go to anyone. I did dude. I did as well now You didn't you told me I was stupid. I got it. You had oh you had the destination. I am a member of anytime fitness and

That's embarrassing. I cut that out. I, uh, I'm a member of any time fitness in Elmsford. That's embarrassing. I'm gonna cut that out. I love you. I don't want people to know Bobby. I love it. I like it. I'm watchers or whatever the fuck it's about. It's anytime fucking.

Bobby's a member of Jack Lillian. You can hold me. You're just sitting in the machine. You're not. Jiggle. Because if I drink my shake and I do my jiggles, I lose all my weight. I have a shake for breakfast to sit for lunch.

I have a sensible dinner. The jiggle. So you're at Equinox. You breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible dinner. A jiggle. So you're at Equinox. You're home away from home. My home away from home. I've been going there for years. I mean, my last day, I mean, it wasn't equal. I had another gym job, but like my last real day job

that I had was Equinox. And I remember when I left, I was like, when I'm making enough money in comedy, I will get an Equinox membership. And I was very proud of myself for being able to get one. I've been a long time member. It was a big deal to me. I've talked about for years

what a great company Equinox is. To Nazium. Adnozium. Not to Nazium. It's all to Nazium. It's all to Nazium. It's all to Nazium. It's all to Nazium.

It's allegedly. Bobby, did you hear me use that word and then try to use it in mid-to-Nazium? I said Ad nausea. And then you got too nausea, I'm dead. Like when a little kid hears the word and they're like, I remember when I was little, my aunt used to work barely. And then I walked over and I was like,

well, that barely happened. And that's not what that was. The dam was like barely legal porn. Everyone knows I love big tiddened notes. Please. I'm about to have one in my house. Aruga. So anyways, what's the dumb story?

Did your boobs get big? I'd rather not talk about my wife's bosoms. We'll talk about it. You call them a bosom, Alistair, fucking heavy. Yeah, these are the... Momboms. Momboms are shit. No, the time you brought B's, breast milk in.

We all drank, we all drank with... Yeah, we're like, we're gonna see if we can do a taste test. They're different between almond milk, regular milk and breast milk. And only one taste like human being. One I was like, this is a lot of protein. Human being. Is it a make- Hey.

You knew how it's trying to work. You saw that coming. Ah, shit dude, I should've seen that coming. So you had equinox, you had a good steam. I'm in the steam room. In the steam room, there's three other guys in the steam room. You guys are body on body. No, there's I'm in the steam room. In the steam room, there's three other guys in the steam room. You got your body on body. No, there's three guys in the steam room

and they're talking, they're having a loud conversation. And I'm trying to relax. The steam room etiquette is, if you suck and dick, or a quiet ass. Don't be an asshole. Don't be a fucking asshole. You know, I don't suck dick. No. Yeah.

Well, that's where you've never used a steam room. Yeah, you don't use it correctly. So here he was. Steaming right into my mouth. No. No, these guys were talking loudly. Was it a business conversation, casual conversation? Business casual?

Like they were talking about where they were taking their boats that way. Was it middle-edge guys or older dudes? It was actually three different generations of men. There was a 35-year-old, like a 50-year-old, and then like a 70-year-old. It was a? It was actually three different generations of men. There was a 35 year old, like a 50 year old, and then like a 70 year old. It was a father, a son, and then a grandson. A Holy Spirit.

So, uh, so you guys are, I'm there, and it has thrown over. So you're there having a conversation about where they're gonna take their boat. They're just talking shit in the steam room. And what they're doing is, if you've ever been into a steam room, have you guys steamed?

Every day. I'm going right after this. Okay, Joe, you know, wait for the bath. I go to Equinox. Oh, I go to the Russian bath. I'll go to the Russian bath with you. I will, let's do it next week. I'm 100%.

Do it Monday. Love it. Never gonna happen. Yeah, I'm gonna go. So, Joe, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna go. That was $1,000. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, yeah, $1,000. We're in. All right, done. All right. So, they're doing the thing and Joe, you'll know this when the steam starts to dissipate. Yes, you cheat, right? You take a little bit of water. You throw it onto the fucking set sir. I don't think that's cheating. I think that's just how it works It's not really how we're trying not supposed to do that. Yeah, you're not supposed to do that The idea is that the air temperature is cooled so much that it triggers it

You don't get to just fucking go. It's too fucking, it's not hot enough for me, right? And if you do do that, you ask permission. You go to everyone in the steam room, you go, hey guys, you mind if I hit the steam again, so I want it's gonna be getting hotter. That's just simple fucking etiquette, sure. I mean, you're having a conversation, you're doing a very good way.

How do you, we're on the steam room. Show us how to do it, we're on the steam room. I'm gonna come back, I was like, I was like, I hold on No, dude, I'm next I'm gonna give me that gonna give me it. Oh, good. Hey, do you you guys mind if I hit the the sensor? I like that no, it's actually good sucking steam right here. No one ever says no Today. Nobody ever says no, but you still ask. Yeah, because maybe it is too hot.

And by the way, I have said no to be a cunt. It's like. You have women. I've folded your arms and gone. No, it's hot enough. I've said that before because I've been like, well, because it'll be people that abuse it. And they go, and then as soon as the team goes off,

they go again, you know, it is actually too hot. And I've been there many times where people come in from outside and just immediately start dumping. Oh, well, here. Yeah, yeah, I don't even check in. I don't check. Is it not rude as fuck? It's obnoxious. Now imagine they were also having a loud conversation. Three guys having a loud conversation. So you're already mad. So I'm sitting there. I'm annoyed about the loud conversation. They're just loud just full volume as loud as we are right now having a fucking conversation. So I was kind of sitting there like a fucking annoyed

like and I'm trying to ignore it But then the one guy he keeps on getting up and hitting the fucking steam thing Now the steam is coming out louder. They have to talk louder to be over the steam Yeah, they're fucking yelling at each other and I'm getting more and now I'm getting it's more annoyed So that it goes off again then right away not asking anybody They're yelling about their boats nice favorite part of story by the way yelling about their fucking boats here I am so then I go in a very polite tone wait a minute now is this a blue is polite tone I don't have a playback is this

again polite a Joe polite a a Joe polite, a me polite, a you upholster. Is it mild, medium, spicy, extra spicy? As I'm replaying this in my head, I may have yelled. Yeah, they go like, I know we're going to the boat. It's fun. And then out of the steam, you just hear Lewis go, where are you? Fucking porcets. If I stop, stab her.

Doggy, if I hit again, I'm fucking killing everyone. Because actually, no, it's funny. The thing about a schooner is you have to Excuse me, sir So you go like what do you say? How do you say very politely? I'm the guy you're the guys you're the guy Hey, yeah, you're the 70 year old I On the 35 year old and you're the 50 year old. Hey, so listen, what you want to do? Yes, when you get your boat you want to get the the jibby the master. Yes Right, I mean the man. Hey guys, I don't think we could say jib on the air. Yeah That's gonna get you in trouble. Hey guys, what you might I'm just trying to relax over here if we just keep it

I'm sorry. We'll collect the collect the towels outside the steam room. Yeah Help doesn't speak to us. Yeah, this isn't Monday. Help day. Yeah. Yeah. We're white. One of you guys know Spanish.

So no, I was like, I was like, hey guys, and I said a very respectful. I was like, hey, could you guys like keep it down? I'm trying to relax over here. You guys are talking very little. Ce sing your. Right. So you say that in who's the same thing. You say it like that though.

You say it like that. Middle guy. Yeah, middle guy. He goes, he's like, he kind of sits there for a minute, like a beat. Yeah. And then he goes, That's when you know shit's coming. He goes, is there like a rule against talking

in the steam room? And then I was like, That's fair. Joe, that's your line. Go ahead, give it to him. Is there a rule against talking in the steam room? That's fair. No, there's not,

but it's just like etiquette. I'm trying to relax. You guys you guys can talk I was like it's just you being a little bit loud So if you just keep it down I'm trying to like just be in my own space over here. Oh, I didn't know that we we couldn't talk a certain Listen old man. Stay the fuck out of it. Whoa. Excuse me. That's my daddy Daddy my daddy Daddy can talk to her ever he wants. His heart hurts. No, my old lover's heart. You stupid fucking, you island Mexican. You just hurt my daddy's heart. New York's not what he used to be.

Oh God, a bathhouse, you should be a place of three gay men to go fuck out of it. And get AIDS. Whoa, too far. So that's it. That's it. Got it. That was the extent of... And then you got kicked out for it.

I'm gonna tell you, it's all about that. That's not it. That's it of that interaction. Okay. If you know Lewis and I've been with him a couple times in public, for all of a sudden I become his wife and I just have to hold the kids back.

Yeah. Daddy will be within a second. So, he, it goes, No, so I, it escalates. They, they leave the steam room. Okay. And they go out and they're shaving.

Now, I'm still in the steam room. Are they really shaving in the steam room? They're, they're shaving in the, the, the, the sink in. That's a stretch. That's crazy. That's fucking. People do that. I know.

People shaving the, yeah, seconding, seconding. That's a, probably good for your skin. Nobody has, I understand any of the etiquette of a fucking steam right? I could, I agree. I could go on myself. They leave fucking towels on the floor of those paper cups Oh, the paper cups to throw in the thing. Oh, I love paper cup. Why do we pay five dollars a month for a gym? Yeah, I pay 99 for any time fitness any time

Got one machine. It's just a Pope flex Six guys and fucking Westchester waiting to use a both Six Mexican waiters. Yeah, excuse me. So my character to the pole ups. Oh no more Paco So I like you better when you were big So now now another guy's in the steam room now these guys all leave Now go to that guy. I'm like fucking guys, right? And he's like I know right we were on the same page You guys were born to fucking choke dude So then I get out to go shave my head.

Now, it's all bald guys, everyone's shaving their heads. This, the visual here is, all bald guys in towels, everyone's shaving their heads. I go to lather up my head, right? 35 year old, you're a line, he goes, hey, what's your name? Hey, what's your name? How do you say it?

Can you go, did you say like a little kid, Rios? Hey, what's your name? Yeah, give him some. Hey, mister, are you about to shave your name? Hey, what's your name? How do you say it? Can you go? Did he say like a little kid? Where he goes? Hey, what's your name? Give him some. Hey, mister. Hey, mister. Are you about to share your head? Hey, what's your name? No, he goes he's like, hey, what's your name? Lewis. Why? And then he goes, I've never sucked a lube. I've never tasted a lube. Now he goes, uh, he's like, he's like, I want to know who told me to shut the fuck up in the steam room. Oh, dog. Can I ask you, just as your friend, I've been your friend for 10 days. Damn, your 20.

Please. Did your fight boner get rock hard at that moment? You've been waiting. No, you didn't have any moment. I'll tell you the moment, because I know lua. It's a moment. We've just watched you sweat like a pro wrestler. There's a moment. There wasn't a moment. I'm already sweating because I'm in I know Lewis. It's a moment. We've just watched you sweat like a pro wrestler. There's a moment.

There was no moment. I'm already sweating, because I'm in the steam room. They don't understand that that's not anger. Yeah, yeah. They don't get the trigger. They're already there. They don't know that the tail is t-t-t-t-t. They can't hear the rattle.

The rattle. It's been rattle since they put the steam room. I have no idea what's going on. Ashton. So he goes, yeah, I wonder who told me to shut the fuck up. And then I said, I'm still being very respectful. I was like, I was like, I didn't tell you I do with that shit. So he goes, yeah, I wanna know who told me to shut the fuck up. And then I said, I'm still being very respectful. I was like, I didn't tell you to shut the fuck up. I was very respectful.

And then middle guy, 50 year old goes, nah, you want respectful. He like, now they're both coming in at me like fucking, where am I? Am I still blowing guys? He's gone. The 70 year old, he's sort of not really in it. It's these two.

He's putting on a dress shirt with a sweater over it. A sweater vest. These two are coming at me like fucking a velociraptor. Yeah, yeah, I'm back in the back. Yeah, I'm back in the back. So then my back's again, I'm in the back. My back's again, I'm in the back. I'm in the back.

I'm in the back. I'm in the back. I'm in the back. If this episode isn't called allegedly, we're fucking up. So they're coming at you. One rafter's over here. Yeah. So then he's like, he's like, yeah, I want to tell you who allegedly, we're fucking up. So they're coming at you. One rafters over here. Yeah. So then he's like, he's like, yeah, I wanna

who you two too, who told me to shut the fuck up? I was like, I was like, I was just spec-ful and he goes, you want respectful. I was like, oh, so I was like, all right. So now I'm telling you to shut the fuck up. Now shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. Do you have something else to fucking say, pussy? And he's like, look at me.

I was like, I don't even fucking look at me, bitch. Avert your fucking eyes, you little fucking bitch. Both of you, like, and I'm getting fucking wild. Yeah. That's why coming around, people are coming around the corners. God, I know why you're squinting down. I know why you fuck so much, dude. This is getting mojo.

Oh, this is piramis. This is getting mojo. This is piramis. So then I was like, yeah, fuck, I remember, I said avert your eyes, bitch. And then he looked down, too. That's fucking crazy, dude. Do you think you went home that night when he was eating his wife's meatloaf he goes you know another man made me feel

I was But did he look away he looked away you look down? Oh This is what this is what made me change my mind a little on the gun argument. Because without guns, Lewis just gets to dominate the planet. Like, I didn't also get a gun. But with a gun, I get to make a whole mall feel my wrath. I'm not even kidding. You, Dan, too soon, edit. From Colorado, I'm just letting you know,

a couple things go bad, get ready for your boy to spray some shit. No, people gotta have guns. I'm gonna get a gun why for Lewis only Do that so funny Joe the second Lewis comes up. He just goes right to shoots one of my knee Guys just I just need to have my hand the next regs episode you two start jog Joe has a jacket and shows he's wearing a shoulder holster So what that when the guy look down you made one guy avert his eyes. I made him avert his eyes. What the other guy do? He avert his fucking eyes. They both look down like they both dogs. They don't have guns. They both knew

not to say another fucking word or was about to get fucking real. And at that point, I was like, all right, I have one. I was going by Lewis rules. These are gone. I have one. Do I get a reward? It is heading to Lewis point. So if you they look away, you win. I want. Yeah, I I literally got back. I can understand those rules. Out of all the crazy shit, Lewis thinks I can understand. I went back in the steam room. I went I swear to God. I went back in the steam room. I was like, cool, they have heard of their fucking eyes. My job here is dumb. Let me steam the celebration. Yeah. Lewis thinks he's a vigilante.

I love it. So then I go to leave. And I go to like 20 minutes later, I'm done with like my steam and my stuff, right? I'm something they're long gone. So I'm going to leave. And the front desk girl, she goes, by Lewis, and I was like, what is she know my name?

Like, was she just talking to somebody about me? Okay. It was weird. So then I'll be So then anybody else that would be a friendly No, they were not she would not have just known my name like that is weird that she goes goodbye What you can be a fan now you're gonna touch the door and you go how do you? No, no, I was like no, I knew immediately. I was like these fucking pussy snitch ass Put snitch to me there. They have birded their eyes and they went straight to the fucking man You say so Milan you dominated them and then they fucking snitch, but how do they know it was you? Is there a camera or do they describe you he said his name? Yeah, I know but like how does what your name?

I want to know I know that I said dumb I am Lewis I know that but how did they relay that to her with she knew your name they will tell you she They went to the front desk and said oh, we were attacked by a brown man named Lewis screaming in the locker room many people can corroborate the story excellent word yeah Bobby will be under 60 seconds yeah because you guys want to corroborate on this uh I read uh I can corroborate this is like I'm one of the best fucking corroborators in the world and I work with so many people allegedly allegedly allegedly I corroborate So she so she says goodbye Lewis and you like I was like fuck they asked his name because they had this was the They asked his name because they were gonna wrap me up the whole hour the whole plan course

Let's go rat this fucking asshole These are pussy's yeah, cuz they're fucking pussy's dude. They don't just fight in the locker room like men. We could have handled it all in the locker room. You guys could have, man, you guys could have had an Eastern promises, man. That was a good one. There was a bunch of that. That's a good pull.

So, so then I was like, all right, let me call the manager of the club. We call the club because I'm leaving. I was like, let me get ahead of it. You want to corroborate your story? I'll corroborate my story. There it is. Corrobor Kelly. Hey. That was like let me get ahead of it. You want to corroborate your story corroborate my story There it is. Carobber Kelly Hey, that's a Joe list joke right there. Oh Genuine joy to Joe's face. I like you saw that anyway

Yeah, by the way, let's not act like Lewis hasn't been doing these for 10 years also these are also bad pun jurors Yeah, I've been doing bad puns for a long time. Yeah Allegedly allegedly Allegedly. So, allegedly. Allegedly, Roy Brown. I call the club. And I was like, yeah, I was just attacked in the locker room by these men.

Yeah, I did, of course. Yeah, they came at me. There was three of them that were like, I'll also wrap up. I love you, I love you getting into character at home ago. Help. Help. He attacked me. Yeah. I also love your version of character at home ago. Help. Help. He attacked me. Yeah.

I also love your version of getting ahead of it is just spinning the story that they attacked you. What did the managers say? I'm just like, oh my god, I'm so sorry, this happened. Let's find out what happened. We'll get back to you. And then two days later, the manager, that was the assistant manager. The manager manager called me back.

It was like, yeah, there was multiple witnesses. You were being a fucking savage animal in the locker room and yeah we're gonna take away your membership forever you're forever banned forever now what if I want you a member of any time fitness no I joined lifetime fitness like an adult lifetime you know why any time you know any time I joined the American movie classics I joined I joined oxygen that one Hey, you guys want to go work out at VH You know what any time fitness is good because it's a made up place It's not it's not there. I'm at MTV the gym

Anytime fitness is good because it's anytime yeah, 24 hours. I get my own key my little key fob and I can just go in. You know it's crazy I have a kid on too for a gym in my building. Yeah, whatever. I got a successful wife. Is she the breadwinner now? She's always been a breadwinner dog. Really? Yeah, go a little Google. She signed a deal with ESPN that's He's always been a breadwinner dog. Really? Yeah, he's got a little Google. She signed a deal with ESPN that's doing all right by your boy. Yeah, he's got that.

He's got both learning guy with her. I don't like it. Excuse me. The baseball player. I told you before, I don't care for it. Hunter Pence? Yeah, that's right. Former World Series great.

That's right. They're on the air together. I watched the whole game. He's like, oh, Katie, that's great. He touched your leg. No. He touched your leg. He touched your leg.

I don't like the vibe. You know what I'm starting that? And that was last season. I don't like the energy. David spoke since last season. I'm not starting anything. I just don't like the vibe. You know, start that and that was last season. I don't like the entertainment spokes since last season. I'm not starting anything. I just don't like it. I don't like the vibe. You know I'm a giant fan. Why are you doing this?

I don't know. Why do you touch your leg? He didn't touch her leg. That's a meetup story. Kister in the cheek. What? He did not. On air. He did no such thing.

Two in the pink. One of the things. Stop it. He said on the air. He said in that one. Oh my God. This is an apple plus. I don't let any men that are better than me around my wife. It's seriously Seriously, I'm not allowed to talk to anybody. I don't know what you talk. She has a run line That's what we can all get behind shitting on people that aren't here

Bob had a bone to pick all this rather podcast Bob had a bone to pick. Oh, this is a other part of this. The fuck was that? You had a bone to pick. What are you talking about? You had a bone to pick. What do you mean? Because some fan made some art and you hated the art. Oh, yeah, you said there was a, we had a topic for the show.

Well, they made a one topic, one direction, one rule. This is it right here. You know what? I'm the forgot rap. I got rap. No, you know what? I'm fine with this. Suck my dick.

I'm your Peter Lofford. I know who this is. First of all, Joe know what? I'm fine with suck my dick. I'm your Peter lawford. I know I mean first of all Joe made my science here look great though. I think Dan should be I think Dan should be Sammy Davis. I love that Joe should be the guy that we don't know no, I should be Frank Sinatra and and Lewis is Dean Yeah, but you're you're centered. I think I should be Sammy because he's a Jew and I have the most Jewish qualities I'm the guy who forgot about except for money. I really throw the money around Bobby Bobby had ads for years and didn't pay us So maybe he should be the Jew I didn't make money

You know what to you know what you know what you Yeah, you got your brisk, you know what, Jim? Yeah, you got your bris. You know what, Jim? You got your dreino. You got your first of all, you guys all left me. You got your own podcast. I did a radio show. Yeah, because we needed to.

And then I had to. You need to sustain a life. I needed to go and make some money so we could live lives. I did a radio show and then you took it so we're even. May you fucking gave it to me. Yeah, I gave it to you. And then as I hugged you, I said, we're even. That was it.

By the way, the word isn't big enough. You're gonna have that much bigger. Other than that, I kind of like it. You like it, you wanna use this as a cover art? So I'm actually fine with this. I don't, I'll be Dean. I don't mind being Dean, but I thought I was actually Sammy.

I don't know who any of these fucking people are. That's Frank's. Cause I'm not a fucking old white bitch. You're not an old Gensou. Who gives a fuck to you? You don't know Frank Sinatra's. I'm not a fucking old white bitch. You're not an old Gensou. Frank's not you don't know Frank Sinatra. Bring the shit to fucking call to and Kelly. Damn. And they gave Bobby a cigar. They gave us also goes. Actually, I look a little bit like Dave Smith in this photo. I think that's what they wanted. It's a better podcast. They've David said it then. Oh my god. You'd have so many. Not all the

old. I don't think that's where you end points. Oh, he'd have so many things about government staying out of your business. Yeah. It's like, dude, I'm on nobody's side. The libertarians really are like the golf kids. Yeah, like park everything is dark. Everything is paying. Government is paying.

That's libertarian. There's a sitout of gym class. Like this is stupid. I'm not participating. Toxies are so lame. They're bangs over their face. More less government, more lame. And then the other two sides are writ-hearted.

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We finished it. Never mind to be in my idea. I want to bring you in for it. You want to hear my idea for a video? It's WWFAA. And it's like sobriety. Yeah, that's the only way to problem when I woke up. Yeah, I was alone, dead alone.

Yeah, and there was reality like that. You're a brilliantly talented person. Yeah, you didn't be here I you know it's great. I love being surrounded by other brilliantly talented people No, and that was the bonfire But I didn't care for the amount of pausing between the just kidding. Uh, not like we're gonna start a fight I am so fucking well. We can't take a ribbit. I'm so fucking proud of For the 10 years we've been doing this show

It's so cool to see where everything is. Your specials out today on YouTube. Don't overdo it, Dan. That's all good. You're overdoing it. He's overdoing it. You know what? You know what?

We've moved on. I got a podcast coming out in November. No, that, don't tell fucking Jay that. I did, I'm kidding, whatever. He said it would bother him if it was twice a week. That's hilarious. Is that what it is. How many days? 45 minutes once a week once a week. Wow, and you didn't even start meeting with me. Remember what I said I want to I saw I'm a little yeah, I still we're by the way eating I haven't locked in anything. I'm gonna say you're starting a podcast in November

Sounds like you've done something yet. I ate with me baby. Are you gonna go to gas deal? We heard it first. Yeah, wow Show guest building my that's awesome. You got you gonna go to gas deal? We heard it first. Yeah. Wow. I'm gonna show gas. I'm building my you know, but I'm gonna talk to Lewis. I'm still gonna have a couple of guys. Talk to me and tell me that he's not bringing a show together. Are you going to gas digital? I need to I'm building my YouTube. You guys have been building your do you just say, you know, it goes on your YouTube page even if it's on gas. Let's have a cup of coffee. Why do you have to have a cup of coffee? Yeah, I'm not say yes now. I'm not saying yes now. I'm not even being bullied. I also told Dan that we would preemptively pay him

for all the ad reads that he could have. I have nothing that's on my own. So I gotta talk to Lewis, because I don't know what this is. I'm going in blind. I don't know what we're talking about. As someone that's put out three YouTube specials, all bangers, right?

Yeah, especially the new one. Yeah, out now. This is hard. This is hard Really I love you guys all. I'm gonna put my special on YouTube, I think Nice. So mine next year No, YouTube's the way my was on Louise for a while and now someone told me you should take it off Louise you should and throw it on you got the money from it. So now put it on YouTube so everyone can get it. Yeah, it's free later. Because as Bobby once famously said,

and he's right about this, when I was opening for you, you fucking murdered it's one of my favorite things. I gotta say, you go, Jesus Christ, Bobby, you fucking kill and you go, I'm a hammer. I'm a hammer. I'm a hammer. I'm a hammer. But here's the problem with my special.

I can't look at it. Because you, it looks like you and a fat suit. It's uncomfortable for me to watch. I you and a fat suit. It's uncomfortable for me to watch. I'm such a fat mess. And that was the peak right. That was around 355. Yeah. That was a heavy Bobby. One of our friends is getting this surgery soon and I'm excited to watch him. Do I know? No, but we need to put you in touch with them. Really? It could really help. But is he a comic? No. He I was just a friend of ours friend of Lewis isn't eyes There's a couple people that need to get eyes

Tell me Legically you're a fucking Yeah, I can't watch it. Well now Jay's on ozampic and you did the fucking stomach surgery. Yeah, yeah, but do you think those empecs working for Jay? Have you seen a difference? Yeah, a little bit. No, I saw him at Metallica his face. Yeah, no, he's lost weight in his face, but here's the ozemic thing. I'm just nervous with that because now they're coming up with all kinds of shit that it gets stomach seizures and stomach can't. Oh, this fucking.

No, I wouldn't think any drug that wasn't out for like 10 fucking years. It's a tough job. When I got late sick, it was because it was out for 20 years. When I got the hair surgery, it's because they've been doing it for 20 years. Yeah, I did it. All these fucking first fucking years. By the way, when I did roadtrip, Jankers didn't pull their teeth out.

Like, what are you going? You know, you can't fucking, you're rotten. You can't pull their ears off. Ah! Ah! Dude, when I see guys that did the hair surgery in the 90s, and they have that fat fucking scar on the back of their head, mine looks like a paper cut.

Rogan has that. Yeah. He got in the 90s. He got in the 90s. He got in the 90s. He got in the 90s. He got in the 90s. He got in the 90s.

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He got in the 90s. He got in the 90s. He got in the 90s. He got in the hair surgery he's got a space wig I got I got fucking science here. This isn't real hair. No, it's my it's hair But they hair back here and they put it up here. Yeah, and then this will grow back. It's all back So but that won't grow that just always stays that no gross. It's my hair. Your hair grows here. Yeah, how In plan dude, I'm telling you right to The first of our sponsor hair transplant dot com 20 percent. I got a space to pay dude. Yeah Hair transplant dot com 20% I got a space to pay dude. Yeah I get hair again. Oh

Give you the name dude. I'll give you the name right out. I want to come in back home Way on board to pay more like two gay. Hey Thanks guys, no, it's good. We I love you guys We go through a thing and as always a lot some it's. I'm excited for it to not be as hot. This room. This, we'll get a better AC. This, this show has always been a fucking, uh, uh, uh. Dude, this is it. This is the beginning of the thing.

A bomb. It's been a bomb ticking, and it might explode. But that's the best part. Yeah. This is why it's fun. Yeah. It's like that game where you wind it up, and you try to get all the pieces. You're a, I want to fight you.

Bobby, do you want a box? I do. I would just get the gloves on. Could I say something? I can't today because I have Dan's old job to go to, but I will definitely ask my wife. How's your wife and my kid? I think that's good. Jolus comedy.com. Robert Kelly. That's not my website. Fuck. Fuck you. What are you doing?

The show's not done, Dan. So I'm trying to wrap this. Yeah. I like you. We've got a minute to show. Dude, I want to go home. Dan chill. And you know what? I'm trying to wrap this up. I don't like you. We've been running for 20 minutes to show, dude. Dan wants to go home. We have fun. And chill. And you know what? I'm a little concerned about you. You know what?

Because it would have been 300 times funny if you threw that at me. And then you'd be gone and then you decided the last second throw. No, I just didn't. No, you should have thrown it at me. No, I'm not saying what you should have. You're too fight. No notes, no direction, no rule. One rule.

A lot of edits. I still got a big edit. A lot of edits. I started at the end. I got a Bobby beef too. Remember the intro had to fight. Wait a minute, wait a minute. How this would go? Bobby beefs.

That's a good thing. Bobby beef. That's a sandwich store. That's a good fucking sandwich store. Bobby beef. Take that one. Put it in the red. Oh my god.

Remember, I wasn't even in, were you guys in the intro? It was like Amy Schumer and Norton were in the intro. of the roses. Oh my god, remember I wasn't even in where you guys in the intro It was like Amy Schumer and Norton were in the You're out of your mouth. They used to be Do you remember when Bobby used to be a star fucker? Do you remember when Bobby would have brought us to his house to barbecues? You're taking a truck and then you would put us at another table That's your Fuck yeah, not true

That's not true. It's not true. It was not gonna work. Loish, suma. Loish, right? You know what it was? It was our fucking, it was me, you, Joe, two guys from what's just said? Go bow and put the fucking cigar story. Yeah.

And then the other table, Colin, Keith, Amy, and you guys came in and sat where you sat. No, no, no, no, no, no, you are state-kips. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You fucking insure that I thought that I thought that I Went and sat over by yourselves. I remember Bobby guys if you have currently have a movie with jet apathouse Dude you consider this tape I be honest to be fair I thought they were that Amy was a pig they were roasting and I was like I'm not gonna sit right there It's gonna get fucking dude. You look I remember I remember you being like hey me. Yeah, I've been going on Hey me you walked up you me. What's going on? Why do you look great? Hey, babe.

I remember I remember sitting with Keith Robinson, because he was particularly upset that he was covered in spiders, because you had those wooden. I had the rocks. He sat by the fire and then who fucking spiders came out of the wood. We had like a tree cut down. Yeah. And I was like, hey, I'll keep these logs. And then you're like, make the black man sit on.

But I kept them too long and they became spider homes. Yeah, I keep them. Oh, God damn it, Bobby, I got spiders all over me. Remember, were you there when it ran? They say spider bites cause strokes. And we had to go into the tent. No, I had all the tent set up and then they broke. And you guys were just roasting me while I was cooking

in the rain. And then I think 55 of us had to go into my house. Yeah. Yeah. Remember when you got the Ben and Jerry's? Do we used to have good barbecue? Max's birthday parties were bangers. They were fucking great.

And I remember I came up with Lewis and James. And then I remember we went to the toy store to get Max the present and I got James one. That was a solid move. I was like, hey, James, you all go to toys. You're birthday, too, today, kid. I go James, check the trunk. So you know, hey, James you all go to toys. You're birthday, too, today. I go James check the trunk You know, gave the best presents

Dante Dante, Nero, not the Nero. I feel bad because I never got his kid a thing damn Well, he never had a party. He never had a shit thing. What are you guys getting my kid something nice? Yeah, yeah a mouth extender Well, see we got a wait. That was good. He's talking about his dick. We have to wait and see. Yeah. Already hard, hard. Everyone laugh it up.

Real cool. What do you mean, Dante? Dante gets the best gifts. What do you get him? Dante won you. Got him a couple of bitches. You got him a pinto. He goes, this right here is a Polish bitch.

You slept for a while. Dude, it's not the one you got a couple bitches. You got a pinto because this right here is a Polish bitch. You slept for a while and I went bitch, stuck your dick, man. And I was like, oh, I'm gonna pound a boingie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got control of bitch. You got learn to come before you walk, son. You got to grab her by the back of her neck. He got them, these these two they were like Little blimps. One was a there were a shark and a fish

But you could think you could control them Like a throw and they are they could just go around the house And they would just go around the house and then you could yeah, it was like a drone Yeah favorite drone story of all time. Yeah big J used to have barbecues at Wayne's house for the fourth of July This is like fucking seven years. It's also an insight is to how big J's mind works. Wayne had barbecues. Yeah. So you guys know Wayne had barbecues and Jay invited a

Jay invite all friends. So it's like seven years ago. Drones are barely being bought by this is maybe even more. This has to be a 10 years ago. This went a small drone is like $800. The story is going on. So it's like one. One. So that was good.

Thank you Ralph Sutton at bottom by little stupid mouth. Hey, stop. It's small. It is time. Hopefully the kid isn't get your mouth. God bless him if he does. He's going to be with. He's got whistle mouth.

So Ralph Sutton. We're cutting all this. And it Ralph Sutton. We're cutting all this. And it. Ralph Sutton gets a drone. He's like the first person I've ever met with a drone. And he's at the barbecue and he's like, so, Lucy's the drone and those go up and down like this. And then, Lewis goes,

I said it and it gets it and Lewis is flying it. And I'm standing there watching the whole thing and then Lewis goes, oh, it's fucking sick. And it's not going around. And then it just goes around a building and Lewis goes I lost it. I just never find it. It was gone. It was just probably I've played it with it for two minutes.

And Lewis got into it. It's like the way that it went like did you imagine like these are like buildings in New York. And the drought was like I was like oh look at that it's going wow Gone gone by the way Lewis goes I don't know What's he pissed yeah, it was mad Why would you like loose you got to help me get it and then they realized it was between two buildings with one of those steep drop offs for like, trashy shit.

And it wasn't happening. They never found it. That was fucking great. Someone walked out of their apartment and they're like, the fuck's the drum dude in here? Remember, there was a fucking thing in there. And they were like, I'm gonna be two parties.

By the way, I invited you guys up and had like a party for you guys, right? Remember, it was just all like the young bucks, like Colin and them did. You threw us a party? We didn't. The barbecue, them the Ross aparty win the barbecue and remember the pool Oh, we went over the pool and you could took over and you did the pool and you know I wasn't there for that Remember that and you would naked run it down my street. Oh, yeah It's kind of streaked. I guess my mouth was too small to get there Jesus this again for a small mouth

You got big problems about that That's the four parts. That's sorry that sucked. That party. That was a fun party. It was all you guys. Yes, fine. About a drugs. Yeah, what about my party that you came and shit all over with the balloon? I do. You fucking party sucked it. Yeah, Joe, you can't just claim section of the park is a party, like you're in a park. And he said, it goes, it goes like this. We'll have a balloon up so you can find it.

The balloon was stuck to the ground. Also. It wasn't up in the air or stuck to the ground. And then I show up with snacks and he brought a bunch of fucking alternative open-mikers that had no food. So me and Don, Don made a little basket. Let me tell Let me tell you take out the food and all these guys start eating I don't even know the fuck these people Eating all the food

Let me tell you everyone Joe travels around with a pack of comics you've never met It's a worst you can't have a real conversation with them because the guy from Minneapolis is sitting there smiling at you I'm trying to be racist these These people are just showing up. I'm of service to younger comedians. It's like care for a job that party sucks. I was the same party that, who was it? Jason Canner. Jason Canner.

Dude, there was a fucking little kid that was excited about our balloon. He was a deaf kid too. I don't remember the kid was that. Yeah, I swear to God. Dude, this fucking kid was so excited about the balloon and then like I guess we're like running towards the balloon and canner to be funny like it was a gag like this woman This woman is like watching her kid like sort of like run towards this group of like

Canner grabs the kid as a joke picks it up and starts like run away with it to be funny The mom the woman's like, what the, like you see her? Oh, I got another story from that phone. I never, I have to be so mad at me. Doug, it was fucking the wildest thing that we were all like, dude, you can't, just like you can't, like how they can't grab somebody's phone. Yeah. You can't grab somebody's child and start running away with it.

I think one is worse than the other. I think if they have speciality. Wait, can it grab it? Did it in ran away? Yes. He just got away. He picked it up. To be fun, we were like, we picked it up. Yeah in ran away? Yes. He just got away. He picked it up. To be fun.

We were picked it up. That's very funny. He picked it up and then did a couple of like gag, like calling it it. Yeah. Like can't hear. Yeah, it's not full of human. Yeah, he's gonna watch the video and read the lips.

There was another guy. I can't have a problem. Can't even pick him up. Guys, we can just talk like this. There was another great moment we were playing Frisbee and you're not really supposed to play ball or Frisbee games in sheep meadow and some guy like yelled at us. Some guy was like, hey, you got to keep playing Frisbee, and you're not really supposed to play ball or Frisbee games in Sheep Meadow. And some guy yelled at us, some guy was like,

hey, you gotta keep the Frisbee away from us. And then Lewis showed up to the party, and was like, hey, let's throw Frisbee. And we were like, ah, we kinda got spoken too. We don't wanna be hassles. And Lewis was like, I don't give a fuck. And then I threw the Frisbee to Lewis, and he double-hand slapped it at the guy.

I did this. I put it all. Lewis just showed up and wanted to fight the guy. He wasn't even At the God. At the God. At the God. Lewis just shot him one to fight the God. I know. He wasn't even there. He felt it in his bones. Like this guy's gonna be a problem in a steam remorning day. Yeah.

But you know what's crazy? I hope I run across you at an equinox. I have photos from those parties and it was a different time. Pre, I think Trump and everything is every, it was comics from every group there. I have photos of like and nameless Brooklyn. Like people staring at you.

Everyone just hung out. Nobody, now we did hang out. Back in the day, comedy was the common thing. And if you did, that's all that matter. You know what I'm talking? You're a fucking lawyer, you could be a homeless person, you could be right wing left wing. It was comedy and we were like,

dude, that's the most important thing. There's nothing else that mattered except for that. And then everything else started mattering on just comedy. Grifting. Everyone learned that you're a grifter. Eric Grifter. I don't know if you meant him.

Yeah, but they had alt rooms back then. I mean, I remember when I was coming up in New York, they had the alt rooms over there that they wanted. Nothing to fucking do with us. But that was, that was club. They would let you know. That was, it was still about comedy. It was club comedy.

It wasn't that politics. I remember that club comic for sure. Yeah think it was a lot of comic versus yeah Now it's political back then. I was just like there was different scenes, right? But now it's like super political like there are people that hate me people like like Like that I've known for like I've known Ted Alexander for really hate you. I think he hates me Yeah, but this might be in your head to no man. Maybe you maybe he unfollowed me on stuff. And he's a sweet guy. Yeah, nobody, like he unfollowed me on stuff. Like that's weird.

When someone unfollows you, you're like, what? I had another comic, I won't say the name. It's a female comic came with me who I've known for fucking two decades or a decade and a half at least. Rachel Finestein. And she goes, in her grandma's way, she's like, I'm not your unnapped, see?

Yes, wow, who's this, buddy, great. Now, the chick, she goes, I guess you saw me like doing this at a white lesbian rally. And I was, when I was storming the Capitol. So here I am, January 6th. No, I was doing this, and now I don't even remember the context. I don't know if I was trying to be funny and do like a white power thing, like on,

it was on the Whitney roast. Um, this happened two nights ago. She's like, hey, can I talk to you for a minute? She's like, I saw you like doing this like on your Instagram. She's like, are you like like a white supremacist? So you like into like that? And I was like, yeah. Do you not know me? It gets me. I fucking fired up. And I was like, I was like, no, she's like, she was like, I don't like like, why were you like doing that? up. No, I was like, no, she's like, I don't like, like, why were you like doing that? I was like, I was like, I could have easily been making

that joke, but I also could have been saying, a, okay, and somebody called a picture of me doing that. But like, it literally kind of bummed me out. I was like, I was like, I've known you a really, really long time. And you think that I'm that. And you like, but it's, it's, it was more commentary on where their mind is at.

I'm like, it's almost like you're so batshit and so like into this political thing that you've known me for this long. Yeah, they get riled up because they reach it on line. I almost want to fucking tell you the fucking you're going. Hey, do it. Can't off air. You can't off air. We can cut it out. We'll cut it out. I'm going to text to you guys right now.

Oh, sick. You know what my favorite one is? Jessica Kirsten. When, uh, when Shane got my favorite one is? Yes, I get cursed in. When Shane got in trouble, there was a bunch of comics who didn't know him who were like really out loud talking shit about him. And then now that he's ascended to the top, it's funny to watch those same people ball wash him. There's like two people I know

that were actively like Shane Gillis is a problem. And then now he's the top and they're like, he's the best thing going. Really really and I said to one of them I go you remember when we were in Toronto and you were shitting on him in a van Oh, you called them out. Yeah, and they go like they go. I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know and you're like yeah sure Okay, you know Joe you walk between both worlds though Joe's pretty good at walking you you you're a day walker You you can just texted you It's gonna to surprise you.

I'm so ex. I'm on airplane mode because I'm a professor. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I didn't get it. You didn't get it.

I don't have your number, Steve. What? Did you not surprise it? Why didn't you send it to me? But yeah, I can hang out with anybody. That doesn't surprise me at all. That surprises me. Really?

In a massive way. Really? It doesn't surprise me. That is't surprise me at all. That's surprising me. Really? In a massive way. Really. It doesn't surprise me. That is, I just texted her. You know what I'm saying? I go, what the fuck? I mean, I go, do you know who loses? She's that skankfest every year. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's what I'm saying every year. This is why I'm saying why I think it's even like, almost like maybe an issue like with her mental state, where I'm like, you really know me. Yeah. Like you've been around for a long time. I mean, that's someone that that's not a person where,

I thought you were gonna tell me like a fringe person that I would feel like. No, this is a person. Can I be honest with you? I don't know who that is. That's funny. But don't you, she came up, she came up with it. She showed me a picture.

I don't know the fuck you. She came up with us, she's better known. And the real only reason I'm out, because honestly I really like her. And you know her. And I think honestly she's in a, I think she's in a like a fucked up mental state. Yeah, I. She's better known. And the real only reason I'm out, because honestly, I really like her. And you know her. And I think honestly, I think she's in a like a fucked up mentor. Yeah, I think there's a problem.

I didn't happen to me with someone recently where I called Deroza and I was like, dude, I'm hanging out with this guy tonight at the club. He's fucking sucks. What a tough guy. I was just calling Deroza to shit on him. And Deroza goes, dude, he's like, he's really going through something right now.

Really? And then I replayed everything. Like, I know what you did with the fight. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, that makes all sense. But you would know her. She's the host of the Samantha B project. But don't you think you should be able to hang out with everybody?

I try to lead by. I do, but can I say something? Like, when I went to you a party that day, they were a little like 10 years ago, whatever the fuck that was. Yeah, I showed up my wife my kid snacks and They were just kids snacks It's what he calls Max snacks snacks snacks. I miss snacks. I miss snacks. I miss let's go snacks. I miss tasty

Kelbee clean your room I Got me I didn't lose fucking roll I mean, I couldn't lose fucking the wall. I've got a lot of nonsense that started. Fuck you. I'm sorry about the mouthcom. Snacks, what's taking it out?

Snacks Kelly's funny. Yeah, but when I was there, they kind of made me feel uncomfortable. They were not, they kind of weren't talking to me. I was trying to strike. But you're, they're a little, they're a little, they're a little, they're open micers and you're intimidated. You're very, it happens. But I'm very friendly to these people.

Once you get people to know that you're friends. Yeah, but I'm always nice. Hey, what's up? What's going on? I'm not an asshole. I do think this happens in comedy sometimes because we're all a little socially fucked up. And sometimes people will be like, those guys are clicky or they're this or they're that,

but I'm like, they're probably just shy and nervous. And here. Upward, whatever it is. But also, Bobby, when you showed up at that party, your body blocked the sun. So I think everyone was fucked up. I wasn't fat. I wasn't fat. I was not fat at that point. Yeah, you were. That was the skinny body. At his party. That was the skinny. You were fat. Bobby, Bobby, were you there? Bobby, you weren't skinny. I was skinny at the party. Bobby,

you should remember. I mean, it was really skinny. Bobby, you're skinny now. Listen to me. Listen to me. Skinny. Listen to me. Listen to me. Skinny. Listen to me. You're not squinting partly and you're the skinniest I've ever seen you. I didn't say I was skinny now. I said you're skinny. I don't care.

You have a big head, you have a small mouth and you have a shit disposition. How's that? When did you learn disposition? I learned it a week ago. I heard it a lot. I heard it a lot. When did you learn? I heard it a week ago No, it's a bit you sound like a fucking YouTube commenter. It's a joke a bit first off I know that I have multiple burn or YouTube accounts. I first second off. Don't have a say first off if you don't have a second off

Third off suck my nuts. I am starving. All right, listen, I'm starving to nauseam. Oh my abs hurts so much. Got my laugh because I have an ab roller that I got at home. So it's like a flat roller. I am. You're right. You're right. Dancorder.com. I'll be all over the place place including Raleigh, North Carolina, Good nights. Also, Danceter.com for live dates. I said that already. I love you guys. Make sure you check out Lewis's special gas digital.

It's out today. He is fucking hilarious. He murders on his special. All the specials from gas digital are fucking bangers. Five, six, except for one. Except for one. for one there wasn't Oh, man, I can't wait to offer I have an hour special my third and three years the perfect amount not too much By the way even with this there's still gonna be comments going yeah list is a bit

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You are fantastic. Chicago's coming up. Brand new tour starting in January. You have to go see Lewis on tour. He is the best, but how excited for Skankfest? I'm very excited for Skankfest. And he surprised things you can tell us. I have to be surprised.

Are you really happy? Give us a little kiss. It's the sum. I am leaving Sunday morning. Oh, what? I have I got have wrote you on Monday that I have Roachie on Monday. Yeah, I told Christine from the jump. I got to leave Saturday. You're kidding. Yeah, the fuck are you guys doing? I gotta do bonfire on Saturday. I gotta do bonfire. I gotta do bonfire. Oh at the place. Oh yeah, you're bonfire. I'm gonna leave in Sunday. I will miss my child's birth for Skankfest. I've been in arguments with comics. You can't miss this. Now Skankfest is probably. Oh my God.

A funnest last year last year. Vegas was one of the best. I was show God damn phone. And if you put me back at the fucking golden palace or whatever it is, hold the nugge. I'm going to get those mozzarella sticks that knocked my dick. Oh, you want to be back at the golden nug. Can we believe the nug just in case you got the nugger? Check out Joe list, dance soda, Lewis Jay Gomez. I'm Robert Kelly. We made it through another episode.

We're going to get to 12. We're going to get 12. We're going to get 12. Thank God I got involved. Season one. We'll see you guys next week on the regs. You know what next week next month next year maybe Never doing this guys guys double the downloads. I'll convince Dan and Dan and Joe to do it twice a month

I will never do that. Why are you gonna convince me? Because you're you have nothing else going on You love this. I'm on the bonfire. You love this. I have the bonfire You walk me on that wall That wall that's that's need me on that wall. That's probably wrapping up. Yeah, bye. you