Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Weird Roommates

Episode Date: May 25, 2020

This week Paul Virzi is on the pod to celebrate the release of his special on YouTube and his new success on TikTok, plus we go over TV show ideas and tell a story from Sexy Bobby's past when he shared a home with some rather special individuals! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Encuentra los bares de Madrid, la edición especial de Madrid nos lia. Un número de ma Network, riotcast.com. Yeah baby, we're starting the podcast right now! We're back, you know what's in live. Welcome everybody to the show. YKW I'm here. I started the social media podcast.

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I'm here. YK I'm here. YK I'm here. YK I'm here. YK I'm here. YK I'm here. YK And we're alive. Hi, machine. Can't hear you, Mike. How's it going? Mike

Alta. We're people short. We're people short. We're not in a sub. I need to know that the rest of the team is at their stations. They said that on the Wizard of Oz, they said, we're people short. Get it? Because the midgets. I was awful. Hey, there we go. I'll, there we go. I was talking to John Brennan, my program director today, and he was telling a funny thing

that you did to my age in Tony Burton. We were on the cruise and Tony told a dumb joke at dinner and you go, what was that? And he repeated again and he goes, I can't hear you. What was that? And he said it again and you go, I made you say that stupid joke three times. Classic. Oh, where'd you go from? I'm listening to you. Are you a little hot? Just out of the shower. I did. Well, that's loud

Little lower bring it down a little bit you don't need to be the hottest one in the room In everything How about now it's still way too hot you just loud hello Yeah still way too hot. You're just loud. Hello. Yeah. Oh, you just me and Micra had a flow going and you come in with your fucking Goldilocks, your hay hair and ruin it. Cool. Just lowly. I love the energy in here.

How about now? This would be a great podcast if we were all gay Goldilocks and the three bears. Get it? Bearers. That's good. Dude, we should do this. In pretend. We should do that. No, we should do this. Yeah. 10th. We should do that.

No, no. Who get one? I'm blood sex away from being gay. I like everything else a gay guy likes. All right. Well, I'm gay too then. If you're going to admit it, I'm a minute. Where are you?

What is that? Oh, it's 7 o'clock. They're doing that thing in New York. It's so loud. It's crazy how fucking loud it is. Okay, but how about Canada? Just see what happened there. What? They did one of those celebratory congratulations. Thank you flyovers and a fucking crash. Really? One of the like Canadian blue angel type things barrel rolled into a guy's house,

killed the pilot. Oh my god. Oh my god. Stay home and send flowers. An edible arrangement, baby. and send flowers an edible arrangement maybe And I like the edible arrangement. No There we go our guests And here is our guests of the evening Paul Versey Gabby you got to turn that might I mean we're picking up the whole fucking Brooklyn I just heard somebody order a fucking latte Why is it not going down?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. How about that? A little bit better. Whoa. My God, Gabby. It's so loud.

Yeah, go in your settings and do it in audio. What's that, verse? Get a turn your mic on, sweet tits. What? This looks like you're going to be here, you know. I knew the first thing out of his mouth. What? What?

What's up, man? How you doing? What are you talking on a megaphone? You look like a dream. Yeah, you look, what's going on with you? It's a good thing you have those sound panels behind you. Makes's a dream. Yeah, you look what's going on. Yeah, it's a good thing you have those sound panels behind you. It makes you sound wonderful. Wait, should I hook this fucking thing up? Yes, man. Yeah, that's exactly what I, are you? Yeah, let's just turn the whole podcast into a

tech thing for you. Yeah, what you want to do, I just got on the fucking thing. Can I have this? I mean, what I haven't even seen you guys. You got, you got, you got, you got sound panels behind you. It sound like shit. What the fuck? Oh, what the fuck on doing? You're in a studio, God sakes. All right.

Now does this work, but you have hear me better or no? No, you got to choose that microphone. My God, this is, this is going to be now. It's a good microphone icon on the bottom left. I'm gonna go back. Let me know when you guys are ready. I'll come back. I'm gonna head out to Mike.

I'm gonna we'll be back. Let us know when you both get your mics fixed. Jesus Christ. Are you there? Hard, I'm here. Still same mic. All right, hold on. You're gonna choose the Yeti.

This is just. All right. Are you on a is just all right, you want a Mac? What are you want a Mac? Yeah, okay go to your settings And go to sound all right wait videos Go to like regular you know system preferences Okay What the fuck is that? Hold on. Hold on a second here. I see if I click on this. Go like where you would change your desktop picture. Shit, do I lose you. Yeah. No. Oh, just the audience.

Imagine. Yeah, we lost all my Patreon members. What the fuck, what happened? I mean, Percy, you on a fucking network. You have a fucking, I mean a studio. You got a hit podcast and you're talking like you're in a tin can. So do you see that microphone on the bottom left, Virzy, where it says mute? Yes. Okay, another little arrow next to it. Yep. Okay, when you click that it says select the microphone. Okay, yeah, he right here.

I love, I love he says, oh yeah, it's right here. Like, hello. Is better? Yeah, turn it down now. Oh yeah, it's right here like Hello, is better. Yeah, turn it down now Jesus yeah, there you go. That's the Jersey. How's it now good? Turn it up. Don't talk into it. Turn it up straight up up and down Okay, how's this? No, you didn't even do it turn it straight up like this like this. Turn it like that. There you go Yeah, yeah, good Loud back up a little bit put it up there. Oh perfect leave the bike right there right this now talk. All right. How's this? Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you. I don't know if you can get a set designer in here before we do this fucking thing. We've had a lot going to our backs.

We got a lot going into what we look like verse. Okay. I mean, you know what I mean? It's spotlight you first, Bobby. Look at that. That look, look at that. You look amazing. I mean, fucking amazing. I mean fucking amazing

And I sound great You sound perfect and then yes Mike the new colt a light over the back. Okay club energy sure I'm on mushrooms right now, so sounds just I mean oof a show Gabby I mean, oof, a show Gabby. Ooh, White Dose. Hi. She looks like one of Max's school teachers on fucking Zoom. Ha, ha, ha, ha. All right, now let's show Verzi.

A little foggy, I would say, right, the first word that comes to my mind. Little foggy, but. There's my key lamp in there somewhere with a bad bulb. He's wearing a henly, he's rocking a handly, which I like. There's only a couple guys that can rock a handly. No good. You're the roundest head I've ever seen. Yeah, it's not an insult. It's perfectly like Bobby is all one roundness.

His head from his head to his feet is all one shape. Just call me fucking a homty dump to you cocksucker You would just fluid in your in your shape and but look at his head is not like I like somebody made it out of clay Well, yeah, but it's beard is perfect to look at that. Yeah, that's not real. What do you mean? You shave that down? I Shave it down. Yeah, I mean of course, but if it's real John Johnson my advice color in 1987. This is how I really don't like how I'm coming into this podcast

I Was excited to see you fucking guys I was excited to see you fucking guys. I wear a guy. Is it my dream? You know, everyone, you guys shitting on my panels in here. I look like shit. I sound like shit. I'm foggy.

I don't want to shit on your panels. The whole point is that it's supposed to be sound. Sound. I know. And they're behind you. I know. It's like you're the Picasso and putting it under the desk. You can't see it.

You're very right. And I'm just mad because you're right. Because it looks nice though. It looks professional. This is how this is how not gay. Versus is you said something about Grindr. He didn't even know what it was. Now he flew past it.

Flu past it. That's how ungay. Versus he does. Doesn't even know about gay things No, but listen I could look at a good looking guy. I know he's good looking Yeah, I don't know who's your male crush There's definitely not a male crush, but you could look at it, dude and be like that guy is the guy like Johnny No, you know, I think cloney's a good looking kid. Okay.

It's still gay, going on the kid. Do you know what grinder is? It's, I know it's a, it's a site for gay dudes to hook up, right? Yes. It's an app. It's an app. It's an app that tells you like another gay guy

is right next door. And you can be like, ding, I'm right here. And he'd be like, ding, me too. Ding, you can be like ding. I'm right here. He'd be like ding me to Ding you want to hook up ding. Yeah, definitely We're skipping over two things one is no one looks better in a tuxedo than George Clooney tuxedo bow George Clooney. Tuxedo, bow time done, hottest thing. And no man is hotter than David Beckham. Yeah, okay.

In all phases and hairstyles of his life, he's always been the hottest guy in the room. But is it like Beckham, like, don't you think? I feel like guys like Beckham and Brad Pitt, they're like too pretty. Like they're like, they're like Pitt. They're like too pretty. They're like pretty. Brad Pitt's too pretty, but he's done some great acting roles. So he's kind of a man's pretty guy.

Yeah. Beckham? You know, I know Beckham does not. Beckham's got to all looks and a big dick. Well, you met him on Grindr? No, no, no. You can't. Wait, let us, we're not done you met him on Grindr? Oh, no, it is. You can't. Wait, let us, we're not done laughing. Hang on one second.

I'm just talking over that fucking hot one. How is a good one? How do you know what his dick looks like? Question. You can't have it all, okay? The God is going to give you a couple of things. He gave Beckham good looks, the ability to be one of the greatest soccer players ever. And you would think that he's got to have a small dick. But once you hear him talk, you realize he gave him a clown voice. So you must also have a big dick. So that's what he got. I was like,

I'll make you good looking great at soccer. Corn voice. I know for a fact, he doesn't have a big dick. I just looked up a new. He does not have a big dick. He has a regular, he has a regular English dick because I've seen it. I know. I just Google David Beckham's dick and I would like to confirm that it is regular. It's a regular. I see where you would consider regular. You can't talk on the wrong guy. He'll text it to you. He'll text it to you. Well here's the thing. It starts, Gabby. Here's the thing though. OK, Dix can be deceiving. And I'm going to tell you why. What the fuck just happened?

Oh, my. My. My. Mike's producing it. That's why I don't think he's that good looking. I don't like him. What are you nuts? That's my type.

I'll. Pelt. I just text you. OK. I think I want to bang him, Paul, just like you. I just, if I could look like anybody would be him. His wean. Yeah, it's not that big.

I regular. It's, it's not even hard. And it's almost down to his knee. At first of all, Calty weighs a buck 20. That's a little bigger. It's going to look bigger. I don't like it. It's all snuff. I love against out though. I did picture he'd be circumcised Yeah, it's all snuff. Please

Fantasy's he's circumcised All right, no you go Gabby you go I'll fuck it. I'll wait for you. Sorry. Just fucking yapping to you yet. Go ahead. Do you think? That the fuck thing. What the fuck? Calta. You didn't go to a meeting today, did you? I didn't. Yeah, I could tell. You're a little bit built up. Yelda me. I ain't yelling you. No, because you tried to do a little bit. A little bit. You tried to, you tried to do your Calta shit on a little bit. A little bit. The same. What's the Calta shit? Because he'll, you'll, he knows what it is. You know what I'm saying?

Mike Kant is a professional radio guy. Number one morning guy in Tampa for how many years? He's been doing radio forever. And the only way you get people interested in the shit is Contraversy. And he will set up some shit before the show. I love the way you sound to that word out. And again, try to to get every fucking syllable.

Mercy. Yeah, it was fucking Prince, contraversy. And that's what he does. Before the show, he goes, you really treat Mike like, fucking did it. And then, but Mike, I haven't yelled at Mike. How long has he been since I yelled at you, Mike? A couple of months. And have you fucked up in those couple of months?

There was one particular big one. He fucked up in the last couple of minutes. I'm not saying that in the fuck up. I'm just saying your ever-present anger is always there, even though you're not expressing it in a way that you're used to. I am not. And that love be better. Listen, it's not that. It's first of all, uh, it's, uh, uh, progress rather than perfection, Michael. Right. Right. We're not that perfection in a row.

Well, I, I, I'm not, I'm at progress always. Still a ticking time bomb and Mike is scared of your time bomb explosion. I'm just telling you, not all of us can be on fucking, not all of us can be a lexapro like everyone can be a lexapro. You can get it. Yeah, you want to get it for you?

Versa, you want that lexapro? No. What do you want? I'm on Lou Vox. I take 50 milligrams, I take 50 milligrams of Lou Vox, because Lou Vox is an anti-depressant that gears more towards OCD.

So like my fucked up OCD thoughts, like that is the one for, so like when I get anxiety or depression, my OCD gets nuts and this is what this one focuses on. And it works. Yeah, for like 11 years I go on the when I was on for 11 years on the road I didn't have it and I would just when my OCD was there was fucked up so the doctor said I'll give you the lowest dose and see if it takes the edge off of the OCD and it did So you still take it? So yeah, I mean I miss it sometimes, but I still take it. Yeah

And it works. Oh, yeah Did you ever look at your friend or an apigas and go, Mike, fucking serious, fucking serious. That's your end of the day. That's your end of the day. You gave me the boy that first of all, Verzy is the same guy as me. He's done the same thing. I mean, oh, wait a minute.

What the fuck are you trying to bring me into? I don't snap on, on anybody. He's deflecting. You've snapped on people. Who? I've we've talked about you've called me up this fucking. Oh yeah. All right. Well, you know, I get I'll vent to you and obviously maybe when a waiter leaves the table and I and the service is bad. Remember when we were in Montreal. Do you like there's nobody, there's nobody worse than you. So we were in Montreal at the famous, what's it called, the expectations?

Yeah. Where everybody goes and they get their breakfast. And Bobby and I had just started to become friends. And he never saw me get angry really. You know, let's be honest, I'm an easy-going, fucking kid, right? So I'm sitting there and all of a sudden, I see this like 19 year old waitress and some 21 year old

22 year old waitress and they're talking having fun looking at their phones and I'm going The fuck like my breakfast is sitting there and Bobby loved it. Bobby's going. Yeah, go ahead Go ahead like it was like he wanted you wanted me to fucking get off the leash and go I just wanted you to be you. I wanted you to let it out. Yeah, and I know I definitely did. I mean, they deserve it, not me. Why did I have to get it? I'm sitting there taking that heat

for them fucking yapping. I gotta sit there like I'm the one who gotta get your toast and I'm on the phone. Bobby has never gotten mad at me except one time it got weird. And I wanna ask you if you remember when it was. Ooh I wanna hear this. Yes Gabby shut up. You shut up. Oh fucking scary you. Bobby when do you think it was? I'm gonna mute Gabby. I know

you know what that made Mike too happy I had to take that off. I don't know, you know what? That made Mike too happy. I had to take that off. I don't know, I don't remember. I have no idea. It was one time me and you were camping together. And it was only one time we were camping. Right. And I went into the woods with your saw and I broke it

and you were cool with it. But then the second time I was doing it and you for one second you just go like What the fuck you gonna do it again? And and I was just like shit that was real. Did you break it again? I did I did but I'm just saying that was the first time where I was like okay He definitely was a little upset and granted. I fucked his shit up, I get it. What other than that, you know? Oh, you broke my fucking, my Japanese saw that took two months to come to me.

I know, I was 20 bucks. I offered you the money. You didn't take it. Not 20 bucks. What? It was not 20 bucks. You offered me 20 bucks. You assumed 20.

Do it again. Do it again, give me 20 bucks when we get back. And I was like, I'm good, because it's more than 20 bucks. All right. I will say this in all the time me and Bobby spent together. And it was a lot, we've had discussions over cigars and everything. Never really got into it.

Like me and you never really got into it ever. Okay, now I want to ask, I want to ask the panel. Now that I don't work for you. That's a different okay But you but Mike have me and you ever got into it. Yes We have one time when we didn't get into it much like Virzy you snapped on me one time one time Gabby and tonight Gabby have me and you ever got into it? Yes. How many times? Probably five. Where I snapped on you? Like me snap though. Not regular. But what are you

saying right now? Like how many if I have a like lost it on you. Oh, probably twice. Twice. So in all the years that I've known you three once, once and two. Yeah, you're leaving somebody out. Yeah, yeah, there's a thing. I'm getting I'm getting there. Oh, I'm how did you know he was on top of you on my screen? I'd say yes. How did you know he was on top of you? I'm a screen. I take it. Yes.

So OK. So there's a common denominator in the room for my snappy, right? My mush. How many times have I yelled at you, mush? This week. This week not, but this year, yeah, a few. I've had some issues. Mike's in fucking therapy because of you, Bobby. They're good. I hope

he's getting better. So he stops fucking up. I don't really blame you. I mean, I mean, here's the thing. A lot of the times it's been like, I've had to learn a new job and learn how to do it while I'm doing it. And Bobby's been patient enough to let me do it. But in the last, since you fucked up the last time, what has there had been any problems, even, but you fucked up since then, right? Yeah, not as bad as those really bad ones. No, but yes, so there you go. So tonight, I was like, let's go, let's do this,

and then Mike stepped in, here's the problem, Mikey tries to defend you, when there's no defense to be had. That wasn't really defending. I was just pointing. I said he gets nervous when you get hostile. That's not true. It doesn't get nervous.

He gets nervous anyways. Look at him. He's like a he's like a fucking adopted dog from a ruba. So I was you get one of those apologize. Yeah, I get a little skittish. I got two things I want to talk about. Are you guys done with me? Are you done analyzing?

And fucking before you do that, Bobby, there's one thing message you got on the Patreon from Brad, make no mistake, because I might be Canadian, but my Mima's Boston Irish Mercer. He says, can you tell Bobby he looks fucking great and so healthy and to keep it up. Thank you, Mike. I appreciate I feel great today. Under 300 pounds for three weeks now. I'm very excited. I got a question for you, Bobby. Yeah. And I went down to smaller cups because my my friend Mike was getting annoyed with my big cups. And I grew overnight. I used to everybody knows me as big cup bob, but now I went down because this cup last night when I was doing the comedy cellar thing, it's

spilled all over my desk. Oh Around four gallons of I have a boat to get out My head's big enough for Mike to put all his tears in when you yell at him I don't yell at him anymore Mike. That's what's fucking gonna get him yelled at Versa where are you Versa? I want to talk about your thing first because you're Versa, I want to talk about your thing first because your special, they just released it on YouTube for free, which is awesome. Yeah, man. Like the crazy is, I wanted to talk about the keto pancakes. I'll get back to that. The, um, the special got released by Comedy Central, like two and a half days ago, and it already hit like almost a thousand, a hundred thousand, I'm sorry, a hundred thousand

in like two and a half days, and they put the lightsaber joke on TikTok, and it got like three million views and 800,000 likes, and I didn't even know about it, but it's weird, Comedy Central just lost everybody, they're breaking up. People are getting fired and they're redoing everything. And since then, they actually released a lot of things

that we didn't know that they were gonna release to us. And now it's like my special is having a resurgence that it didn't even get the first time. So it's been amazing. And thank you for sharing it as well. That's great. I'm glad. And that's, can you imagine like somebody,

if people are changing up over there some executive walked in and won't Why the fuck are we sitting on all this stuff? We have all this shit. Why aren't we doing anything with no? That's like that's the craziest thing is we were talking to I was talking all things comedy everybody that did it and they were just like Yeah, you know what they said what bitch do you want released and they're thinking they're just gonna start putting stuff on their YouTube And I'm going like yeah like the night my special came out on television less than 200,000 people saw it and like overnight it's done like better than that and people can share it and stuff. So, I mean, I don't want to talk bad about a network that helped me, but at the same time, it's like you could tell something needed to be done,

I think. Yeah, well, they, you know, they would get something errant once or twice that weekend, and then back they'd book, book and it with like, you know, somebody just like you. So like, so in between, like in front of you and after you would be another special. It's like, that's not really that special. It should be just verzy on Friday night or Saturday night. Nobody else. It should be just, you know, don't put, they put Rogan in front of me on my special when they aired it. It's like, why would

you put Rogan in front of me? Well, it's, you know, it's not make my, and then they just, they bury it and it's gone. You'll never see it on the network again unless you rape somebody. Oh. Oh, is that a pork backpack out? No, no, no, cheese. Cheese. He didn't really think that, like, he's laughing like peshy and fucking good for us. If I could think that's funny. Oh, yeah.

Ha, ha, ha. By the way, it's good. And I don't understand because if you have somebody that's going to get a million, two million hits and you put something out there and you put it out everywhere, it's going to be better for your network as opposed to saying, okay, we're going to license it for five years and we'll put it out twice. It's like it doesn't make any sense. So I'm glad things are working out the way that they are for sure.

Do you own it? Do you own it again? No, I'm not going to own it. I'm not going to own it. They they're licensed. I'm still not going to own it for years. That's why I can't take it and put it on my YouTube, but the fact that they put it on their YouTube for free is still really good enough, you know? Yeah, that's great. Can one of you give me an idea? I'm not, I mean, I am asking,

but I don't expect an answer. What does that pay when you get a special for Comedy Central and then they own it? So with mine, I was in a bigger content deal. So all things comedy made a deal with Comedy Central for three specials, which was mine, Jessica Kiersten, Ian Edwards. They also made a deal for a new premium blend thing that Burr was going to host and some other television show.

So it was a big package. So mine, they just like carved out like what mine would be out of that. But we had to pay back making it and all that shit. So by the time the thing was like done, I didn't get what the main number was. So let's say the number was like 200,000. By the time everything was done,

I'll get maybe 30, 40% of that or something like that. That's pretty much how it worked in my deal. I'm just trying to see why a comedian says, fucking, I'm just gonna put it on myself, pay for it myself and do it that way. Well, I did that with Cerberco. He actually put up the money and we only shot it for very cheap though.

We figured out my whole thing was I want to shoot it with, you know, cannons, you know, and in the village underground, very cheap and just use really good lighting guys, really good video guys, a good director and do it on the cheap. And that's what we did. So we did it on the cheap and then we sold it to Comedy Central and then sold it to Netflix. So we locked out. If we didn't sell it, we would have made our money back,

but we wouldn't have made money. But we sold it to them. So we made good money out of the gate. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So, but that's, it's weird too, because Mark Nome just put his special on YouTube for free. Yeah, but when you monetize that video, let's say that gets a million views, how much money

would you get from that? Not a lot. Not a lot. Millions not cool anymore. Yeah. Charlie D'Amelio has, you know, so many million followers that are on TikTok that their parents have three million followers each. It's like nobody gives a shit anymore. I feel like one of them, you like the other.

I mean, I don't know, but you do, if we were in Corona, you'd be seeing those numbers at your shows. Oh, speaking of Corona, my wife and I, we all tested positive for the antibodies this week. We all tested positive for the antibodies this week. Oh, wow. So when we lost a sense of smell and taste, and we were sick at the end of March, beginning of April, and basically told we had it, we got that confirmed that we all pretty much had it. So now we're going to be donating.

I guess plasma next week, we're going to be donating blood or whatever. So get out your dad. Is your dad all good? Yeah, he's good. My whole family has antibodies besides me. Um, but everyone's back to normal and they feel invincible and have fully, there's like five of them who got Corona and they're all just hanging out now.

Yeah. What sucks is they were like, you know, we had one doctor going, yeah, this is good. And then another doctor gone means nothing, means nothing. And you still need to social distance you still need to wear the mask and I'm looking and you know me like I don't like pessimistic shit when I just got good news so I'm looking at this Russian fucking this Russian lady and she's going like yes you don't know and I'm going like it's good doll right that we have antibody like my kids were there you know and I'm going like why the fuck are you raining on this right now you know it's like you just told me

that I beat something. I was coughing for a fucking month and she's going, it doesn't mean anything. Now they're saying that a group of 500 people tested positive, then got cleared, then tested positive again. And the people that tested positive again, although they got it again, there were zero cases

of them being infectious. They can't give it to anybody. That's what they're finding. So nobody really knows anything yet, but I'm glad that we beat it and we have some antibodies, because it's better than, that's what I said to her when she was being like,

oh, act the same, I go, but it is better, right? And she said, yeah, so who knows? What's the test where they do to you? It was just a vial blood. Oh, not the nose into the brain No, for the for the antibodies. They just right into the arm and a vial of blood and then you get a ours said you get a phone call if you're positive

Within 48 hours and you get a letter if you're negative they called us like a day later and said that but the lady did say that by the questions They ask you before, they know. And when I told her no smell, I said, how about the no smell? No taste. She said, smiled and said number one indicator. So anybody that you know that lost sense of smell and taste during this time, 1,000% had it.

Wow. Yeah. I'm going to go get tested, I think next week, I got a link to a place up the street that tests for anyone because I think me and Max added, I just don't think Max is gonna be able to get blood taken because he doesn't like that ship. My kids just, my kids just both went, my daughter, my Sophia, the eight year old,

she was a tough time. She flipped out. She was fucking flipping out before the lady came in. She's telling the lady she's scared and my son dealt with it, but yeah, but Bob, you had it for sure. I would put money on. Why do you keep saying that? You keep lumping me? You said you had a fever for four days straight. I know for a fact you had it. Yeah, but you were on your park. I was listening to you on other podcasts saying that Bob Kelly has it.

No, I never said that. I said, Bobby said that he wasn't feeling good and I bet he could, I bet he had it. Everybody that I talked to that said they felt shitty and marched had it. You had it, I bet money had it. I'll bet you right now, you have $50. You had it. We got no sports, we got a bet on something. Yeah, we need something to pass.

We need something to pass. Yeah, you're a magnetic, listen. You said you had a fever for four days, was that right? I had a, yes, I had a, on and off fever. When's the last time you had an on and off fever for four days before this? Last time you ate that bad in China? Yeah, exactly. Mike just disappeared.

He's got it. Definitely has it. He's, I bet he brought it here from San Antonio. Well, I'm glad that definitely has it. He's had anybody brought it here From San Antonio Well, I'm glad that you have it. Does that mean you can come over and smoke a cigar finally? I think I can You think you can oh, but I don't want you to fucking not I need you to find out all right What so I gotta go and get found out? Wouldn't be fucked up how fucked up would it be if I go Bobby, I'm coming over, I go in the shed, I give you a big hug and you fuck you have it and I got sick again.

Just a smoke at the gar. I can't taste the fucking thing. Two days later I'm trying to smell a candle cursing you. Is that me or him? It was that. It was a combination of both of you. What happened? I said, I can't a trash again. I picked the thing that you're your sense and I don't like the trash mom. I'm trying to I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying trans again. I picked the thing that you I don't like the trash mom. I'm trying to I'm trying to do what I can do and you're gonna trash my arm in though It's not a trash. I just know that you were drinking it

Sanca is no good is that better? I don't drink Wait Bobby, we gotta get back to these pancakes Jesus Christ Michael Would you just fucking hop up to what the fuck was that? He's like you just jumped up from the floor You see that he fucking hopped up like a superhero like a podcast superhero That is your new name podcast superhero hero. And that is your new name. Podcast superhero. Hang on one second. Before you go to that story, we'll be back.

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Time stamp that you mush. That's part of it. That was the best thing I ever saw. I'm like, you like hopped up and then set back down. Like you landed. Like you stuck the landing. Yeah. Okay.

Um, Bobby, I saw a picture of the keto. You said keto pancakes, pancakes on Sunday. How God's name? And I'm not trying to be a dick here, and I'm not trying to be funny, I'm being serious. How is any pancake healthy? I don't know if it's not healthy. First of all, I don't have syrup.

Second of all, it's made with flour. It's made with, I forget what the almond something a coconut Protein powder or something yeah, it's some different. It's not made with flour So it has the same consistency of a pancake But it there it's not as good as a pancake. I mean believe me dawn and max are eating fluffy fucking flapjacks right next to me There's a huge difference, but it's it's right next to me. There's a huge difference. But it's psychologically, your brain is like,

oh, there's a pancake, especially if you have a pancake in four months. And you know, you can't put stuff on them. You know what I mean, which is the thing. And then I have almond milk, done by almond milk. I have that instead of regular milk, you know, which is apparently fucking gay I don't know I like common milk I have on my cereal when I was eating cereal I just now just tripped up

no no I haven't I haven't cheated once I was gonna say Mike you look good man oh thank you I was gonna say Mike you look good man. Oh, thank you All for you guys look fucking it's hard and the bang one of us What's that answer? What what if you're out of bang one of them? Which one would you bang? I can Gabby I don't listen. I don't like this because Gabby doesn't like me anymore. She likes Mike I mean, it's hard not yeah. Yeah. I like both of you. No, you like Mike more. Why do you think that? Because you want him to pick Mike right now. You want

Verzy to pick. All right, Verzy. If you want Verzy to pick Mike because you get mad. I don't get mad because I know Verzy has a seven to one and a Vat Verzy, seven to two. I got a woman. Get a flip flabber. I had a woman. Listen, I had the... I'm smoking after this.

What is that? Look, I got these two. Tell me which one's better. What's the name on? Just tell me the name. Griffin. Oh, yeah, I'd smoke. You the one of them are good.

I'm smoking a fucking tattooahe monster monster right now from mo look at that bad boy Oh, this fucking thing is so good, Versey nice right there. There it is. Oh my god. Oh Mike. I got to ask you a question, dude Yes, can you put me in touch with? So I need a gun dude So I got you Versey already told you that I got you, Versa, you already told you that. I already went over there for an hour. We were on the phone. I told you the I'd take you to the place.

But I want something small. That's legal. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you go to that. The gun lady. All right. What's the small? I probably shouldn't be talking about this on the pod, right?

I'll do it for that man. No, why not? Talk about it on the pod. Mike, Mike, first of all, Mike's an expert, so you're gonna ask him, but I'm saying when you wanna get one, I can bring it to this lady, and it's like an hour away.

All right, cause I don't want my, I want my, if God forbid, there was a big animal or somebody's coming, I don't want my wife or kids to have to hold some big fucking, I want something. Keep in mind though, that the smaller you get, the more kick that gun's going to have. Like that one that Bobby has, you got to hold that down a little when you fire it, because it does this, because it's so small. It's pretty powerful. Yeah. I would any sort of medium sized shotgun is would be better for you. I don't want my kids near it, but of course.

No, but I mean, you know, absolute emergency. If the bear ate you and it was coming for the kids, they should be able to know how to use it. Yeah. Yeah. The one Bobby has is cool, but it requires a little bit of at least take her and let her fire it at the range a couple of times so she knows what she's dealing with. That's all. Yeah, all right. There's a lot of videos of the gun that he sent me like literally shooting out the back like a rocket. Those people don't hold onto it right and they fire it and it just goes shun't like that and they're like they just have nothing in their

which would suck if you shot somebody and you missed and then you have nothing in there. Which would suck if you shot somebody and you missed and then you have nothing in your hands and it's like 20 feet behind you. I was like YouTube videos, if somebody's shooting a gun and breaking their nose, because it just kicks back. Yeah, it was almost me. The first time I had my, I have a Mossberg that had a pistol grip in the first time I fired it. It went right out and almost hit me in the tooth. And I was like, I'm gonna need a, I'm to need a different stock on the end of this thing because that pistol gripping where I'm going to have. When I come down there, because I'm coming down to Tampa this year for sure, for

football and some hopefully some standup, dude, we got to shoot guns if we can. Go to a range. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. And he, and he, but team wants your team. I'm a Giants fan, but I'll still go down there and you know, booboo. Bobby, you know the Giants for you remember?

Shut up, you fucking Bobby is a Tampa Bay fan now. I'm not a Tampa Bay fan. Bob, the quarterback isn't doing it anymore. Let it, let it go. Enjoy it. You see all Tom out at the high school working out today Organize a practice among him and his receivers just dammit a high school field Wow getting the work on his own

There's a good looking kid Brady's a good looking kid to great looking guy Yeah, great look Gabby Gabby Clooney That English socket dude or Tom Brady. Now or at their prime. At their prime. What what? What kind of what the fuck do you want? Clooney's prime is Obrother. We're out though. Okay. Clooney then. Yeah. Brady. Brady now. I mean Brady's fuck. Yeah, and and and back him when she was on the spice grow. I'm gonna go cloney I go cloning Really yeah, you like a dirty guy, huh? You know

Why is he dirty? You know Like you like to be better. He's just like seems cooler too. Do you think you'll like George Clooney? Calta? No, you said dirty. Oh, like scruffy. He's a scruffy guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's always unkept. Sure.

Like Brad Pitt can really shine up. Tom Brady looks like a fucking Kennedy every time. I mean, he's all I mean, he's all it never scruffy, never fucked up. He has always done teeth a Immaculate smile just fucking great. You know my call stuff is Yeah, my call stuff was a full back for the bucket of ears during the Super Bowl years He's a fucking monster every video of him is him carrying 10 guys into the end zone I had him on the air today and I told him that there were times in his long hair phase

It was hard for me to interview him because he was so gorgeous. What's his name? Mike Allstop. Mike Allstop. Mike Allstop was an animal. I remember when Chris Burman would go, you're in good hands with Allstop, dude. That was, wait a minute. Allstop was on the team with Groot and when they won the Super Bowl, wasn't he?

Yeah. Yeah. What does he look like? He's, he's, it looks like Brady with muscle Like you like you know, Brady's a gleam. All stuff has a Brady Brad Pitt typeface With a lot of fucking I Gabby. Can you hold your phone up to the screen because Mike is I don't know what Mike is right now Yeah, I'm looking for a picture I'm trying to find a lot of pictures. ALSTOTT long hair of my gall stuff.

I mean, I just got an email that's fucking crazy. What? Crazy. What about what? Fucking Joe Rogan just signed a deal with Spotify. I'm telling you about that. Yeah, for over a hundred million dollars. Good for him. A hundred million fucking. I mean, he's the new Howard's, we've moved on, Gabby. He's, she has,

I mean, just ridiculous. A hundred, I mean, he's the new Stern. Yeah. I mean, he's doing, I mean, he's the new Stern. Yeah. I mean, he's doing, doing Rogan is the same as Stern? Or better now? Oh, I would say better now if you're trying to sell something. You know, yeah. And with everything online and streaming now, doing that is like, you know, shows like that are huge.

Good for him, man. Yeah. I mean, a hundred fucking no wonder is like, I think I'm just out of LA. I don't need this. Fucker. I don't need to do what you know what I mean? A hundred million dollars. I'll thought you can live wherever you want.

100 million for what though? For how long? For six months. It says six months. I heard that this morning, exclusive deal with Spotify, which means no more YouTube, none of that he brings all those people over to Spotify now. Yeah. And is that worth a hundred million dollars? dude Fucking letting Jim noten rest is nuts on my chin is worth a hundred million dollars. Are you nuts? I would literally let him walk up to me like Intro me at the seller and I'd go up and he could put his nuts right here and then I get the

And I'd move I'd move to the middle of fucking nowhere and build a compound and never talk to anybody again, except for you five, four people. I would talk to you four. I would take Mike with me. Mike would be my gunga dill. We both go to therapy together. There's very little I wouldn't do for 100 million,

but that's like shit like that I wouldn't do. I mean Paul I wouldn't find I was exaggerate. I'm not letting Jim Norton put his nuts on my chin. I'd let him. I'd let him put him in my mouth. You out of your mouth. You wouldn't. I don't dude. Put nuts in my mouth, that's tough, dude. That's $100 million. Dude, pick your nuts, though. George Clooney nuts. I don't think the actual nut matters.

The fact that there's just a pair, I built my empire on somebody's nuts in my mouth. Everybody does anyways figure tilly or fucking literally it doesn't matter. So one of they call you all nut mouth everywhere you went. You know it's yeah you know it's funny as I say no and my wife would be like you better fucking part of us. You fucking been doing it all this time for you but nothing. You get that sort of college better stuck a dick You're asked if you have dog of a fucking we Yeah, we how old you 26 Bobby many guys do you think she's stuck with?

10 Rosie You've suffered more guys than you can tell already you're ruined in the game. She really buries the lead some of the times She's like I'm a whore. He was proud. She was like, fucking, what am I? Fuck is was this amateur hour? Oh my, I'm fucking loser. My dad's a rock and roll star. I was molested by a roadie when I was 40. I fucking had to.

I can afford his podcast. Wow. Gabby more than 10. Yeah. Hold on. So his first time I'm guessing I'm not asking 15. So 15, what are you 26? You said yeah, so that's 10 years to a year would be 20. I say 16. I don't really know 20.

I really know 25. Yes, that's what it was probably 26. How many were but no, no, no, no, no, nobody goes nobody goes into that golden ring of life. Probably. I don't know probably 15 probably 20. Gabby's but hole looks like the YKWD logo. Well, that's weird because Mike's head is in the middle of it right now. That's what I mean. It looks like a little chubby Mexican guy from San Antonio. Oh no. No, but it all, huh? No, but what are you holding out for a marriage?

Yeah, love. Yeah, that's not love. When you're the guy who loves you is not gonna fucking want to fuck you in the butt. We do that with other people. No, I'm a vegan. You don't want to get in my butt. Yeah, you don't want that fucking mushy play-doh machine. I had a girl say that one to me one time that she had Crohn's disease. Like you don't want to do that. I have Crohn's disease. I'm like, I don't know what that means But I mean you're just gonna shit everywhere because that's not what I want to happen God, dude, I couldn't imagine that a girl just come you don't want to do that I got Crohn's I'm like this is fucking over and I don't mean the thing. I mean the fucking relationship

Versi Versi has a thing man. He is I get disgusted. Yeah, dude Dude if you don't got good feet, Versy's out. Versy's out. Yeah. You would, what you wouldn't make sweet love to a lady who's on her period. Like a lady. I mean, your wife. Uh, no. Not if she was like, Paul, I needed tonight. I'm this fucking kid driving me crazy.

I've been watching. Oh, my wife, listen, if my, yeah, if my wife was like, Paul, I needed tonight. I'm these fucking kids are driving me crazy. I've been watching. Oh, my wife, listen, if my wife was like, you know, yeah, I would definitely for my wife and shit, but it's not something that I would, you know. You know, like, oh, I want to get a girl like that. No, no, yeah, like, yeah, that's, that's, I'm not into the thing with me is like, Bobby knows,

I'm like, it's like, like, germs, like, I don't mind, just that. I can't do. I can't do like if someone's like all my ass might be dirty Let's figure it out. I'll be like nah Like I don't know either I'm pretty scummy and I don't want to let's figure it out Yeah, there should be no figuring out like if you some girls as you might not want to do that like then you definitely don't want to fucking do Like after my wife works out and she's It's always the girls that don't want to do like no more gross. I don't give a fuck of your sweaty who cares? That's all point I was I was with this girl what's I'm back when I was 20, I had to be 23 and I lived with the six

retarded guys. What? I live with six retarded, menthol retarded, elderly men, mentally challenged men. Away from the artwork. When I mentally challenged men, back back that was mentally retarded MR We said MR there were elderly from you know of You know from 50 up and I lived in the house put that part in there It sounds like they were just your roommates

I didn't Bobby's fucking taking advantage of our here's that rent's gonna be broken down. Yeah, they're paying you in Dyson. I had them all working at. Most times I paid the most money. The second one's telling me that Bobby paid nothing. Well, I got a free rent. I had to be there five nights a week. And I got a hundred bucks a week. And I got a free rent. I had to be there five nights a week and I got a hundred bucks a week

And I got free food so while I went to college and I was doing comedy I Had this place I could you know, I had I just had no money. I had to live there You know what I mean and but I worked with these guys and I would have to wake them up in the morning And I'll make sure that make sure that they're Make sure that they're off to work because they all had kind of jobs, except for Charlie. Charlie was like 70 and he was this old guy and he would just, you'd hear him coming

and then his neck was so long, it would like peer around the door and his head would come in first and he'd be like, bam! And I'd be like, oh shit, like. It's just one neck. I'd watch this, I don't know. I would watch this TV show and I'd be like, oh shit, like. Just one next. I'd watch this. I would watch this TV show. And I was like, how many of them did you yell at?

I never yelled at one of them. Ed, Ed was a big guy, Mike's size. Is that the one I remind you of? No, no, not much, not much. Calta, biggest Calta. He was downstairs with Leo. Leo, there was a guy named Mike downstairs Mike downstairs black hair. He was in his fifties. He was wrote he He had rings on every finger is very rock and roll. He had a guitar

He would just sit there and just go go go go and it was just who've just playing an electric guitar And it would you know just whatever very rock and rock and roll. And then Ed and then Leo. Leo would just repeat himself, Bob, how you doing? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, how you doing? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,

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And I went down and I said, I was like, Ed, knock it off. You're treating Leo, you know, and he grabbed the knife. Wow. And I grabbed the knife too. I go, you wanna get fucking crazy motherfucker? Let's do this. I'll cut you up. And he put the knife down, so I'm sorry, Bob. I'm sorry, Bob.

And he never fuck with me again. And he never fuck with Leo again. Oh, shit. What if that's all he needed to snap out of it? And he was like, oh my God. Yeah, he, that is crazy. Holy shit. What if that's all he needed to snap out of it? He was like, oh my God. Yeah, he, that is correct. Dude, I had a, I had it one of the scariest incidents

I ever had was when I took my younger brother, my younger brother's nine years younger than me because my mother got remarried. So, so my, my younger brother, my younger sister's 10 years younger, my younger brother's Steven's nine years younger. And I took him to McDonald's and the, you know the way they take, like you probably did that where you take him to the McDonald's,

you take him to a movie, the mentally handicapped, you take him out, right? I had that with him. They were my friends. I used to put him on my motorcycle. The helmet didn't fit, but I put him on the motorcycle. We used to drive around all the time. It was great. So I go in there and I'm in a McDonald's bathroom. And I had recently heard that there the thing about like them being stronger. And I was nervous because one had like hurt somebody or like I heard something that the strength. And I'm in the bathroom with my brother. The strength. I love you. I love how you self-added that one to fucking the strength

that we all knew what you meant. Well, what am I supposed to? What do you call it? What am I supposed to call it? I used to call it. I'm like, I'm going to let me kill the mouse. The rabbit, yeah. Right, I remember he had a story.

And I remember he had a story. But that's a very good time. I remember hearing a story about that. And I'm in the Oath's, but that's a very good time. I remember hearing a story about that, and I'm in the bathroom with my brother, and this one kid comes in and he's clearly off, and his head's tilted, and his voice was a little fucked up, and he just looked at me and my brother while we're pissing, and I never knew he was, I'm gonna kick your ass in here, right?

And he kind of fucking like mumbled it. And I'm start to pan it, because I'm like, this dude's got some fucking superhero strength right now. I can't, you know, and with my brother, I'm like, I don't want to get fucked up or killed but his fucking kid. Ooh, what do we call it, super zero strength? So I go, so I go, what?

And he goes, I'm gonna kick your ass in here. And he starts like leaning up. And my mind is going to this kid, like this kid's gonna lunge at me. What if can I legally punch a mental irritator kid in the head, like all these different things. And I started to panic. And my younger, my brother's looking at me,

like is everything gonna be okay? And in my mind, I'm like, I don't fucking know. Like this might go bad. So then I just said, hey like, I don't fucking know. Like this, like this might go bad. So then I just said, Hey, man, I think they're calling you out there because he had a group waiting by the bathroom and shit. I swear to God, I fucking shit myself. And like I did, like made him just get distracted. And I ended up me and my brother ended up running out of there. But the kid looked at me. And I feel like if he wasn't mentally retarded, he would have been like, like one of those like juvenile delinquent

because that makes sense. Bobby, I don't know, like there were kids that were like, so he was fucking, he was like a bad kid. He was gonna, he was gonna about to beat you up and you went squirrel and you went where and you fucking ran. But that's kind of like, but like he would be even though he was smaller, he would have been stronger, right? I look, I don't know, I don't know though.

Obviously not professional. Thank you, Gab Gabby for getting me out of that I don't I just know I know I can pull the knife on two of them I hit one of them one was gonna one of the other one that's not how you're supposed to Listen Gabby you're absolutely right and I wasn't I did a lot of things There was one guy Pete that never got out never got up. He should go to work and get on the bus You would never ever get up, ever, ever, ever get up. And when I was there, my job was to get him up, get him dressed, get him on the bus.

You have breakfast, get on the bus. From I had to wake him up at seven, he had to be out to do a by eight. And I had to be at school. I had, I was going to art school at the time. I had to be at school by fucking, you know, nine o'clock or some shit like that. So I would get up, I would get up at six thirty30 and I would sit at the end of his bed and go, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, get up, Pete, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up,

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up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Pete, get up, Peteek it up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. I did it the first week in an hour, second week, a half hour, third week, 10 minutes, fourth week I was working there. Peek it up on his own. No help. Nothing would get up, get dressed out the door, breakfast before everybody else. My boss was like, she had to take over, shift from me. She was like, what did you?

He is amazing. He would never get up for years. He would never get up. And I was like, I just, you know, we worked it out. I just pulled a knife out. The kid fucking hand. Bobby, you taught the other kid like it was a bear. You screamed at him and scared him away. Like you're supposed to do the bears. Dude, I was, I shit my pants. This guy was as big as you. He grabbed the knife.

I blew your knife. And he, and that looked, dude, I was I shit my pants. This guy was as big as you he grabbed a knife Jesus, and he and that look dude. I'm I'm not a professional Counselor I just got the job to get the place to live You know, I only dealt with them from seven in the more I had to be there overnight But if something happened, but you know, could you imagine if there was like a meant like a hospital for the mentally handicapped and they got it everybody Here's our new leaders here fucking Bobby walks in I did let's This is how it's gonna go Crazy I'll show you fucking crazy Moving like Thursday don't fuck around

I used to I used to bring girls back all the time. I was the only one in the house. It was us six me and the six guys. Three downstairs and three on my floor. I would just tell them I got weird roommates. She was mowing and making noises and then they all started doing the same thing at all course of them repeating her mones. Well, told you had,

you told the girls you got room. I was, yeah, and they would just have weird room. And I remember Barrow would come out. Hello, and she'd be like, hey, I'd be like,

how did you get that job? That's actually nice of you to like help. That's amazing. Well, I got my ex-girlfriend, Kristen, worked at a place in Watertown. And I was in right on the beach. This place was right on the beach in Winthrop. And I needed a place to live. I was living with my foster father, Ken Lass, my Jewish foster dad.

And we had a big falling out at the time. I lived, see when I got out of rehab, I live with my mom and dad for a little bit, but I couldn't do it because she was still treating me like, I was going to meetings every day and staying up till two in the morning, getting coffee, but talking about like God and staying sober. And she's still treating me like I was doing drugs,

so we would fight all the time. So I had to go. I moved in with my foster father, Ken, for like two or three years and then we had a big falling out. He did some weird shit. So I needed a job quickly and she got me that job. Almost down the street from Ken and went through it, right off the beach. And all that to do is be there from 11 to 8 in the morning, five nights a week. So I worked perfect for comedy, you know, because I did open mics at the time. I do an open mic and fly home, but then I would let girls come, you know,

they were all asleep, so girls would bring, you know, just come meet me. And I remember going back to the original reason when I brought this up, I brought this woman home. She had to be like 35. And I was like 25, 22, maybe something like that. And I mean, just smoke and hot. And my move was that we go back to my room.

I had a king sized water bed and a espresso machine. And I remember, huh? You rich. Yeah, I was at the time. little fucking his present machine was the shit how bad an idea was the water bed By the way the fucking most uncomfortable thing Terrible so I bought it off the street. I was driving by this guy and he had it on the street I go what's that? He goes this water bed. I go how much it goes 50 bucks? I'm in dude the wood I had the wood itself was like a hundred-year year old fucking timber

from like California. The backboard I had it was fucking thank God those guys were strong I lived with. So we thank you Mike. We, I remember I brought this girl back, this woman back and my move was back then as we make out, get all hot and horny and then I just get naked and They when it when he wears the move. I mean that's the move was just to get naked and they're like what are you doing?

I guess I'm just getting naked eyes my room. I feel comfortable is it ball you and they would and then if they said yeah He locked one of those retarded guys in the closet if they tried to leave you let him out That was the move. So I did that with this girl and she, this woman, she was like 35 and we started making, I mean, she just came over. She's like, it doesn't bother me and she just attacked me and we were having sex and I almost threw up. We're having sex and I was like, she's like, I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. Love it. I was like, you like that. She's like, I love it. It feels so good in my ass. And I was like, it's in your ass. I was like, yeah, because it just it went in like a busy. It was like, yeah, there was no, oh, there was no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there was no dolphin. It was like mushy like about I was like, what the fuck? How many times did you get fucked in the ass? I was a guy asking all these young guy questions.

I was like, I remember going, why is your asshole so oily? Oily. I was like, it just went in. Are you sure she had a vagina? Oh, I put it in a vagina next and then that. I love the way you ask that question. It's in your ass. I was shocked.

I was like, it's in your ass. Because I was like, this is a boozy. I thought I felt a clit-nev, right? And then I put it in a vagina. It was like, I might as well just be fucking a pillow. I mean, this is just, oh my god. I used to bang a lot. We looked at that house. It was fun. That job was probably those guys I lived with became my friends. You know, I was there for a couple of years. They became my pals and I would hang out with them. I would watch TV, Barry.

He was, he looks like me now. You know what I mean? But he had Down syndrome and Down syndrome guys have really long tongues and they do this But it comes down So we'd sit there and watch TV in his room. We just be watching whatever nighttime TV You know and I'd be sitting there and I just put my finger at like this On the neatest thing him and I try to pull it away And then you're I mean I mean, get it.

Like, ha, I got it. Are you in contact with any of those guys now? They're at no. I found Jesus much. They were old. No, it's 20 years ago. What do you fucking Christ made these probably right? But I actually, I did a, I was taking, uh, but I actually I did a I was taking a of course I was taking art fine art

So I had to take a photo class I had to take this fucking you know learn how to do photos So I got of course me I had to go get the best camera, you know Everybody else is working with some horseshit. I had to get a Pentax K 1000 I got the bag and the lenses and you know whatever the night before my final exam I didn't do my fucking shit. So I I had I took pictures of all them Like in this fucked up light like I you know you had to take like dramatic light

So I just had all these pictures. I had them all coming to my room on the water bed and just sit on the water bed I took all these fucking here and I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually I actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually

actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually I found one of them a one of them a of Barry Barry and and and and and and and and and and and

and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and

and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and I mean bad. Yeah. No good. No good. Yeah, no, no. It was the shots I took of these guys were fucking beautiful. I actually got an A plus, but I did it all in one night.

My grandpa had a dark room in his house. So I went the next day and I went into his dark room and I fucking lit it all up and I made, I had, this is back when you had to mix the chemicals and put it in the back of the thing and let them dry. And I took them in. I was like, these are great.

I wish I kept all them. I wish I, because that'd be great. I framed them all. They're such sweet guys. It was fucking best. I used to put Barry on the back of my motorcycle. I had a motorcycle. I put the helmet on.

It didn't fit, because he had a really big head. So it would like sit on the top and the strap would come down to here and he lives to live like motorcycles and fucking like what? That's what I'm gonna say. I don't know when I'm more surprised that Gabby's 26 guys or that Bobby had a motorcycle. Like because Bobby is crazy when you talk to him because all of the shit he dealt with so young being an addict and doing this,

but driving a motorcycle and shit, I had no idea about that. Yeah, Dean Cook, surprisingly, you wanna be more surprised. Dean got a motorcycle and he got a Honda Shadow 500 and it was a very pretty bike, look like a Harley, it was a cruiser. So I went and bought the same fucking bike. But I made it, I made, where'd much, oh, much better go.

I made it the, I put saddlebags on it. I crumbed it out. I put tassels. It looked like a fucking Harley. So I remember I was on the highway once, and I was driving down from the Hampshire and I was in the highway middle lane, fucking listening to Stone Temple pilots

in my fucking ear, my earbuds, and I'm fucking driving down. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. What a dick. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. So I, ah, ah, ah, ah. So I, uh, so I, uh, like he's sitting on a toy. I, uh, yeah, I remember. I had, uh, I know, I just bought it too.

And me and Dan used to race, like to, to open mics on motorcycles. We were fucking stupid, dude. We were doing like a hundred, a hundred miles an hour on a motorcycle uproot one, trying to get to the connoons to do a five minute spot flying, flying. And I love my motorcycle. I went down twice, though. The second time I went down, I'm done.

I sold the fucking thing. I can never do it. I'm too hungry. Everybody I know that has a motorcycle has that story. They're like I took a nasty spill I could have lost my life. I'm done. I could never do it because I know I get too comfortable and feel like I was too good at it And then something will happen. I'm not doing that. Yeah, that's what that means on a country road in the Hampshire I mean, I just had the ride of my life. There's nothing in the world like being on a motorcycle, doing around 45 miles an hour, there's nothing.

I get it. I get every second of owning a fucking bike. Yeah. It is, Don knew me. I mean, I would go pick up Don when we first started dating throw on the back. Dude, you got a chick on the back of your motorcycle. She's holding on to you, leaning in.

You're driving somewhere to get a fucking, some coffee or something and smoke some cigarettes and hang out and make out somewhere. I don't know if there was anything you ever fucking cooler. In the movie, last night at Eddie's, it's on YouTube. When I pull up, that's, if you pull up, that's my motorcycle that I pull up it. And that's the way I looked.

If you pull that up, Mike, last night at Eddie's, that's, that's, I gotta see this. Oh, I've seen this. This is great. I was, this is the, that Bon Jovi video your father showed us. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, last night at Eddie's. Yeah. I think it was big in, in like fucking some Asian country. Like maybe great if you went to Thailand for the first time in the minute you got off the plane, they were like, oh my god, he's here. Oh my god, Dylan, Dylan's here. Dylan. He has arrived. Let the movie lead to like lose a ton of weight in a short period of time. I lost 30 pounds in a week. No, 30 pounds in a month.

Sorry. Oh, my God. 30 pounds. Dude, this is this. I'm going to tell you what's weird right now. And this is what scares me. Oh, yeah're that guy. Oh, okay.

Go back to the beginning, back to the beginning. Go back, go back, go back, go back. Right, yep, right there. Go ahead, just click on that. That's my motorcycle. It's already this one. Life down, say, oh. Pause, pause, pause. Go back and pause on that. If I look at that good looking mush, come on mush.

Go, there you go. Go back. Right now, there you go. All right, I'm not going to yell at you because you're going gonna get it. It's okay. Anyways, that was my bike. Oh, that's so great There you go look at that fucking my gig Gabby I would have fucking blown you out What does that mean? I don't know I just made it up, but I like it. I would have loved you.

I'm so good with that. I'm going to save these hair be like, I would have. I think he was thinking I would blow you. I mean, I would suck your dick. Gabby, you would have fun. I would have definitely got you, Gabby. There's no way I wouldn't have got you. Million percent.

If you started in comedy and I met you, that guy met you, it would have been done for you. This is a disgusting thing to even think about. What, I mean, now it is, it's fucking gross, but. No, I like tattoos. I had tattoos back then, honey. How many? Look at all.

How much is it? I don't know. I'm not gonna have tattoos. Look at how they're all. tattoo is back that honey. No, you would have been my I've never liked blondes in my life. Why? I did something about your skin. It's too see-through. Okay, I'll take that. You know what I mean? I just I like a Okay, I'll take that. You know what I mean? I just, I like a, I like a brunette. I like a brunette. I like a, I like, there's something about blondes. I don't know. I just never, ever, ever. If I have, I had, I had, I fucked around with a couple of them, but I've never, ever had a serious, real pleasure with a blonde ever. If the light hits me in the right way, you could see all my veins. Yeah, I would, I would fucking throw up my bones. I don't like

blonde. I feel like I'm related to them. You could see all my veins. I can't listen to your twilight vampire. I dream. So verzy. Um, are you and Janice hanging out a lot? Yeah. Uh, he stopped today. So, Verzy, are you and Janice hanging out a lot? Yeah, he stopped today, we're actually gonna stick tonight. And now, does he have the antibodies or you don't give a fuck about? No, he's good, and I think he's gonna go for the test, but, you know. So he didn't have the test. He didn't have the test.

He didn't have the symptoms I had. He didn't lose smell and taste. Why do I gotta get the fucking antibody tests to have a stick with me? Because when you took me and you had a conversation on the phone when I told you I thought I had it, which I did. At the time I told you I fucking had it, I did.

I was right. Okay, but you also bet me 50 bucks that I got the antibodies. So what are you scared of? So what I'm saying is when I told you that I knew I had it, you told me things about how you were feeling then when I said, this fucking kid's got it. I didn't even have a fever for four days.

You had, I know for a fact, I'll put a hundred dollars on. I'll put a hundred dollars on. I'll put 250 dollars on it. Oh, now this is picking my interest. I'll put 250 dollars on it that you have antibodies. There's no fucking way you don't. You worked in the city. You were doing spots.

Probably later at the seller than I was. You definitely have it. 100% I know fuck. Fuck, does that mean? What am I fucking? It means you're a fucking New York City. I'm fucking hammered by it. And all those fucking people.

They're saying I either got it at levity live, March 7th or 8th, or I got it, or I got it March 14th the night we went to the Mexican restaurant that was busy on my wife's birthday. Those are the only two places. You were doing spots in the cellar in that smaller area? Definitely. But, so you don't know if if Janice hasn't got it yet?

I don't know if Janice has it yet or not, but I know that Janice has been quarantined and has no symptoms for so long Which means to me he either never had it or he has antibodies? All right, so I gotta go get like him better What's that we like yana's better Who do I like better? I said we like yana's better than Bobby. No, I love both of these fucking guys It's just I just you know usually here's the thing if the house is on fire And you can only save one of them which one would you say? Oh

Man, you know what? The honest is having a baby and Bobby has a baby So I would be easy if neither of them did if needed if one of them had no kid I would fucking say sorry. He's got to go no problem ripping Bobby away from Max and letting him grow But other father because the honest has one on the way. Well, I mean, I mean, it's almost $150 you had it. Wait a minute. Janice is having a baby. Yeah. Janice is having a baby. She's due, what, like, like five months. Holy shit. I didn't know if this weekend. Yeah, they're gonna find out what there happens to and he's got a big

Is Chris gonna blow y'all this and then spit out blue come Oh, Jesus. Gabby. Maybe his name is Che. Gabby, which one would you say? Oh, shit. Gabby, which one would you say, mic or me if you had to? Calta? Yes.

I'm not much. I know you'd, that would be which one would you murder? I would save you because I've known you longer, and you've done more for my career. That being stuff. And I love you. And that being said, Kalta, you have, I mean, one week we could ask this question again, the amount of stuff that you could do to make me pick you next week.

Whoa. Well, she is such a fucking player in this. I'm getting, I'm getting getting, I don't need either of you. I'd pick Bobby this I don't need either of you I pick Bobby I Don't need either of you that's hilarious. Which one would you make? We love to Neither you can have her. I don't want not gonna do it. I don't like fucking elves She does you should have a bow and arrow and a white horse. What if I went like this and my ears were like, oh, you know, you look like an elf. Thank you. That's like you could compliment.

I know. The blue wasn't elf. It's true. I don't like your microphone matches your outfit too. Both of you guys both of you guys match Verzy and Kaby match their microphones Yeah, but it matches your whole off Gold nice is that the new yeti? Yeah, but it's the the like cheaper one the Nana, right? No, Bobby knows all the fucking what is it? Bobby knows all the fucking what is it? It's a blue. Oh, it's a blue.

Oh, it's a blue. That's the man out 3,000. The button's got a camera. Fucking. I got it. He was, I don't like it. You get a headphone that's got the nest. You got the fucking nest in the headphone 360 around.

Why you fucking talking? What the fuck is the nest? Oh my god. Oh my god, you're gonna have a nest next week. You don't know what the, you don't know what the, you don't know what the, the honest just got the nest and our friends have been, you know, the nest is.

No, what is the thing in your, and you put it in a room in your house. Yeah. And it has surveillance throughout the house where you could see on your phone all day and Cameras and anything and if anything goes on you get an alert to your phone It's basically like surveillance cameras of the area that the thing does like Panoramic 360 so if you put it in like your kitchen or living room

You'll have all that and the front door and back door and you could just look on your phone. Oh, yeah, okay Yeah, so you'll have that. Yeah. I do. I have the R-LO. It's the same thing. To what? It's called the R-LO. Okay.

Yes. I want to get the, what's the one on the doorbell? The fucking ring. Ring. I, Mike has all this shit. Mike. Cald. Not.

Yes. Mike Cald. The mush is mush. Mike is Mikeddon. Yes, Mike Calddon. Mush is Mush, Mike is Mike. Yes. Like you like the ring or no? I love the ring. You have it on both doors, front and back. I have the ring spotlight on my front door. So it's a camera in the lights when you approach the light goes off.

But I also work today because my wife, I what came home and she was wearing a sweater and she goes, please, please turn the air conditioning up. I go, I know if you don't like it, go sit outside and she went and sat outside. It took a picture of her from my ring door about how I'll show you, sitting outside because she was too cold to be in her own house. You do fucking, Janice had a fucking

an animal walk past it at night. Yeah, Armadillo walked me up last night. He goes, Verzy, what the fuck is this? Is this a coyote or a fucking dog, right? So I look at the things tail and I'm going, that's a fucking coyote. And he's going, no, it's a dog. His neighbor said to me, he goes, hey,

if you guys see, I'm not joking. Because you guys seen that mutant fox And I got what he goes. There's a fucking fox that looks like a brown dog and it's just fucking gigantic So I call y'all this I go dude. It was a fucking fox, but it was gigantic He's gone now, verse. I know it was a dog. I know it was a dog I go I think it was a fucking giant fox, but those things pick up animals all night Where you in. You could set the sensitivity. So like I have mine pretty sensitive.

So if an armadillo crosses over the walkway, it goes off sometimes. And at a daytime, if the wind blows the trees, it'll go off. But you can lower the sensitivity. There's my poor wife sitting outside. So sad. So sad. This is sad.

I'm never saying. Just trying to get beat. This is saddest thing I've ever seen. Just trying to get beat. This is saddest thing I've ever seen in my life. Laura's got some wild, wild fucking animals out there, right? Two of us. And my car, I have scores of deer. I've got a giant alligator. I mean, these are every day, I have to go to my car

and to look around on the way to the car. What now, just, are there dillow attack or no? No, they're dumb for you. You go all got been kicked one of those fucking things. They'll they'll move. They see you, but sometimes they don't see you. Now just walk my kick it. Get it away from my car so I can get in the car.

And they want to attack though like no, no, the possums will attack. Yeah, they're crazy. They freaked that freaks me out. Because possums play possum. They'll lay there and you know, like I think it's dead in the next take a mag catcher. That fucking that naked fucking pink tail gets me sick. Yeah, oh, they're gross. They're fucking. I can't stand that fucking naked pink shit on feet like on animals feet. You ever see a fucking like I don't like that I don't like that uh that they look like a giant rat could you imagine yana's and verzy on the same block with

fucking just them are dude it's a fucking giant mutant fox what it's a fun to get the fuck out it is I swear to god my god this fucking. When the pandemic's over, I would love to just bring animals on the show. Are you there? Dude, I love, oh, did they ever find out Mike? Cause you had the people on the show. Did they ever find out that that Carol Baskin, like definitely, like that guy definitely said she killed him or no? No, there's a, there's so the police, we call that guy that lady that called us,

we call then he wouldn't talk to us anymore, but we told a sheriff about it, and the FBI already talked to them and interviewed everybody, so I don't know how true it is, but they're certainly investigating it. Wow. Jesus Christ. All right, well listen, Moushe's gotta go,

we gotta wrap it up. Versy, I miss you buddy, I haven't talked to you in so long. I'm here. I love you guys. I miss you. I miss you so much, man. Yeah. So I'll go get checked so I can come up and have a stug.

Do I got to go up there? Are you coming down here? Oh, by the way, I got you got one minute, Mike. You got one fucking minute. Yeah. I'm good. When did Aaron Berg become your fucking hangout producer? Because I'm getting fucking texts from this fucking guy for a week going Bobby's at 730 Wednesday.

Can you make it? I go, that's a no now it's Thursday and I'm going could Bob fucking call me? Because it was like fucking Gabby calling for the podcast. No, you're coming to me. Now, hangout producer is fucking great. Yeah, it's like I'm getting a fucking Aaron Burgess hitting me up. Like he's like you Bobby wants me on a show. I need to hang out producer. He called me up and he said he was like, we should hang out. We should smoke a cigar. And I'm like, all right, well, he goes, yeah, we'll do it. Absolutely hilarious.

Yeah, so I was like, who do you want? I was like, well, versi, versi. And yeah, well, yeah, honest. I was like, great. I go, first of all, I go, neither one of them are coming, they're not coming. Why would you say that? Because I know you, they're not coming. Why would you say that? I know because I know you, you're not gonna come down

in the middle of a pandemic to my house until I got checked. The same reason why you told me I can't come up or you're not coming down until I get the fucking check. The test is I know you're not coming down. I was gonna lie to him, but I here's what it was. I told him, oh, maybe Wednesday, I'll think about it. And then last minute, he goes, now it's Thursday.

And then I go, well, now I definitely can't come. But you weren't coming. Burst. Burst. I'll talk to Aaron. I'll talk to Aaron about the next camping trip. Listen, I'll come up to see you. I'll come up. I'll definitely I'll get my I'll get checked and then I'll come up Or smoke bats go to where you're gonna go to care about

No right up the street. They have one of those places. Okay. Yeah, you can walk right in and you'll know in a day And that will just go in all right. I'll get up. I got some Hoyos. I got a box of Hoyos big boys. I got big boys. So Yeah, it'll be good. And go everybody go check out Versi special. It's on Comedy Central's YouTube page right now. As far as I can see, it's the most like special that's up there. So there's a lot of clips as well. Link in the Patreon. Go check it out. Thank you guys so much. Paul Versi, fucking one of my favorite people on the day. You were there, man.

You were there that night, which is awesome. It was awesome. Great fucking night in Billy Burr and Pete Davidson stepped up and been fucking took carry all things comedy. And I just, it was a great story from the front to the end. So I'm glad that it's getting a resurgence. And you're fucking hilarious. Gabby, beautiful Gabby, we're working.

No, maybe. She really just looks and she looks like she'd be, she's been an actor's fund podcast, not ours. She just doesn't look like she should be on the show. Gabby, are we working this week? Why don't we work it again? Whenever you write the, when you write the next scene, I'll write the next scene and then we ever writing sex. All right, so it'll be tomorrow. I'll write tomorrow, I'll be done tomorrow. Okay.

All right, my let. Yeah, I mean, it's coming out great. Gabby looks like she should be on a Zoom to like raise money to fucking help Koalas with like Kristen Bell, Kristen Teagan, and then you just see our fucking faces. Tee-ee! What do you got, Mike?

I don't know. Moosh looks like he should be on this podcast. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Uh, can I have Blake some? Yeah, please. I'm working on a pilot. It's about this guy from Boston

who lives with six retarded guys. And he's not. It's called seven retarded guys. Mikey put in at the end of the get the last punchy. Gabby Gabby what do you get to plug? I don't know what I have to do. I'm going to turn into the scene from good fellow. The spider scene. I don't know what to laugh to or I guess I'm gonna turn into the scene from Goodfell as the spider scene. And let it as motherfuckin' say that to you.

Yeah, we got the plug. I have a podcast called Unabashed Podcast. I have a Patreon patreon.com slash Unabashed. Follow me on Instagram, act gaby is Brian. And then I go live every Thursday at APM on the stands Instagram for Instagram live show. I had Verzy, what do you got? You could check out the new YouTube channel, which has all new, Verzi effects, which we did on Zoom, also the special.

You could check me out on Instagram and Twitter and all that stuff, but yeah, the special is doing great, so please give it a like and a share on Comedy Central's YouTube. And Mike Caldda, what do you got? At Caldda, Kelly on Instagram. We only have 933 followers and it's bugging the shit out of me. And, uh, Caldain, Kelly on Facebook.

Yeah, I don't care. Nobody cares about Facebook anymore, but fucking both followers and Instagram for the love of God. I got, I got, I got fucking stockin' Facebook. I care. Go to Facebook. Uh, and mush, what do you got? Uh, you can follow me on Instagram at MikeFuseWorres,

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