Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Yankee Swap 2020 | Dan Soder, Joe List, Luis J Gomez

Episode Date: December 25, 2020

Celebrate the Season with the YKWD Christmas tradition of Yankee Swap, back again with the regs Dan Soder, Joe List and Luis J Gomez joining Robert Kelly for a pandemic holiday! New Episodes arrive every Sunday night For advertising opportunities email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Is there any better show? This is the original ritual. Ho ho ho! And Merry Christmas everyone! To all of you out there, my Catholics and Christians and even my Jews. I want to welcome everybody to this year's digital zoom stream yard 2020 Yankee swap YKWD. Bobby, you said everyone except the Protestants in oil agree with you. The Protestants cannot celebrate today with us.

Bobby, who are the other two hos? Whoa. Whoa. Ha, ha, ha, ha. That is good stuff. He's got it. He's got it. But welcome folks, do you know what, dude?

You thought the show didn't exist anymore, but evidently it's still going somehow. You know, if you put in a lot to a podcast, you can always guarantee you'll be in the intro unless you're Joe lists Dan Soder and Joe Deroza. Then you'll never be in the intro. Listen, your Joe Deroza is in the intro by the way. Oh, that's your stings. You put a sandwich maker before two of your favorite comedians. maker before two of your favorite comedian. Ow, ow, my belly button. Well, let's rip you open, Bobby.

I don't know. Why do you? Yeah. You call them a sandwich, man. Why? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Joe is making sandwich.

Joey Rose is. Yeah, dude. You got broke. I told Joe back in the day, I I go why don't we do this together you know what dude will be Joe DeRose from Robert Kelly we'll split everything and he goes and nah I'm good day yeah but thank God the show would be horrible it's not, but it would be horrible. Dude, if you guys were bitching over a little small t-shirt running. Oh, yes. Well, I'd be bitching right now because he would quit to make sandwiches.

You could, baby, I gotta fucking make this nice Italian on a nice soft, soft, supple white bread. Yeah, I do. You could put a whole pepper on. It's round, right? So when they bite the sandwich, it doesn't close right. I'm going to have to cut it themselves. I don't want to mock Joe anymore.

I want to actually be honest and let you know that he has motivated me. So in 2021, get ready for Dan Soder Lunchables. They'll be available anywhere you go. What is the de rosa sandwich bit? I don't know what's going on here. Oh, he makes sandwiches for the stand He makes sandwiches. He's doesn't do stand-up anymore He makes he has a Santa pop-up shop at the stand and he makes eight sandwiches eight delicious. I haven't had one yet I heard they're awesome and and

and, um, and, uh, I'm a pro per Dan. Exactly. You cock, Saka. You come out of the gate swinging at the row, so you get a solemn board and go, but they're really good. I heard they're awesome. He's doing a great job.

The great. Fuck you. I am high as fuck Lou. Hey, uh, Joe, Rosa is, he makes a, there's a tuna fish. There's a peanut butter and jelly. There's an Italian.

There's just breaks. Pump them. You can't you can't fucking you can never put a PBJ on a lot. What the fuck are we? 10 is a school lunch. I'm almost make a PB. It's delicious. That's all I'm eating. I've been eating that the entire

pandemic. Yeah, like I said, the for grown-ups, for adults who need a lunch, you're gonna go and have a peanut butter and jelly. First of all, there's nothing to it. It's peanut butter and jelly. Like when he makes his his Italian sandwich, I say Joe de Rosa knows what he's doing. He knows how to put certain layers in. Know how much meat to put in. Knows what type of peppers, some oil, some, but who the fuck doesn't have a peanut butter jelly. Anybody can make that.

He has the body of someone that can make a good Italian sandwich. He has the body that he knows what what meats are supposed to feel like. He looks like a gobble goal hanging in an Italian. I bet they make derosa make all of his sandwiches and a wife, beater in an Italian horn necklace. That's how you have no idea. You don't care where your wife beat it because it slides off a shoulder.

And so becoming one of those cross tanks. Yeah. So Lewis is just. Why did it just respect you and not showing up? Yeah, Lou. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, whoa, I had surgery during pandemic. I think you're 100 bucks. You can fit that microphone in your mouth. Try, try, try. Nope. Oh, that hurt.

I just located something. I don't want to show you guys how fucking much of a slut I am that I could definitely down this whole big black thing. Well, of course, people who don't know, we have our Yankee Swap every year, and this pandemic was not going to stop us. We're doing it digitally where we figured out, I think, and hopefully Gabby has figured it out, where we are going to, we have mush. Look at mush.

He's just a little bit. Nothing, nothing is better for the background of Suarez than just open drawers on a dresser behind. Yeah. I'm moving again. I like that the producer has the worst lighting in background. Can't hear microphone. Hello. I mic's off. Hello. I just got off a plane. Dude, we have to check on you. You got COVID-19. Are your arms tired?

Bobby, where's the bomb, Dana? Where's the bomb, Dana? No, but your knees are tired. Fuck you, god, I got it. So we have, of course, Lewis is late. And look, he admitted this to me last year, because I was late for something. He goes, are you doing my power move? Where I show up late? Perfect time now. There he is now. It's a power. I'm dreaming. A wide power. Oh white power

Just like my Hitler used to Now this fucking whole show is demonetized Man's property And the black man is property This doesn't understand that some of those white power guys would turn on him immediately. No way dude. Goddamn island Mexican. Get the fuck out of here. I'll show them my fucking 23 and me and they'll be like oh shit dude this guy's not fucking Euro blood. Actually Lewis considering you're speaking to a true Aryan Prince just know that you lack the white man blood that I have coursing through my veins. Dan listen Dan, listen to me, my white blood is so strong that it actually overtakes my brown

skin. It can't. That's impossible. And I know that because I'm deeply into eugenics. I actually got 23 of me for dawn and myself for Christmas. Did you have to do a 46 and up? Fuck off. I hope that's not you burn your mouth. What happened with the 23 and me are you gay?

Is that what it does it tells you you gay? Yes, it's your 17% gay. Are you teasing the story, Bob? I know I What do you know about teething? I only have to get it, but I liked it. I was a small mouth joke. I say. I will welcome Lewis Gomez. I will glad you're here. We have a special guest today. What are you doing? Why do you not? You know why I'm doing that. He did that on purpose. He's trying to fucking alpha me right now. Doggie. I forgot that it's 20 minutes of you guys smelling each other's buttholes.

I don't regret that. That's what it is. It's just like it's like when two dogs they get a spitting a little bit, but both owners like just let them fight. They'll be fucking playing in a second. They're barking right now, but it's like Pipples. We can't actually do any damage to chalawas that are just fucking side-mouthed. I heard Lewis, you got called out yesterday on Twitter. Some kid guys don't fight you.

Oh, on my Instagram, I posted it. Yeah, there's like, what the fuck can come? People pop all this shit. I'm like, all right, doggy, fucking come. Here, I'll give you my dress, come fight me. And then it was like, well, they do them fan. Wait, really? So a guy was like, I'm gonna fight you.

And then you're like, here's where I live. And he was like, yeah, you want to do my podcast? Well, because there's a thing I need, I need more sparring partners anyway, right? So I spar and I spar with professional fighters. And they beat the shit out of me. So I'm like, all right, this guy's not gonna be able to do what they do So in a worst case scenario, I just get a good sparring session and the best case scenario

I got a viral video of me beating up an international Yeah, or just some fucking guy from down at the docks just lays you out and then yeah Take all of gas digital or he has a viral video of him beating up an international digital or he has a viral video of him beating up an internet troll Dude your life line is really short you're fuck seriously Not even kidding. I know about palm reading Lewis like you're gonna like die young It's that one that stops like really short that's fucked up seriously So do you're oh Jesus Dan you're not gonna make it through the podcast

Yeah, no you guys are both in trouble I'm not even trying to be funny. No Bob you're good. You're gonna last a long time. Bobby's going to die of heart disease before anybody. Bitch, my life lines are great. You're fucking life lines over. How would your life line up? He can't even hold his hand up. That's how bad a shape is. Mike has Simpson hands. Why do you have a fucking head growing in your palm? What the fuck is that? Whereas do you have a hand inside of your hand? His hands felt just like two balloons Gabby holds your hand up Gabby holds you vagina up to the camera

Okay, first of all you don't have at Gabby only has two lines everyone Gabby holds your vagina up to the camera. Okay. First of all, you don't have, Gabby only has two lines. Everyone else has three lines in their hand. No, I have three, look. Gabby's Jewish. Also, God damn it. Nobody, Gabby, you're so beautiful, but your hand suck. Like you have bony, like imagine she's trying to give you

a hand job, it would fun. Cut your dick up. You're like a skeleton tickle in your pickle. Gabby, Halloween town, baby. If Gabby's finger would be coming out the woman's mouth. You're all full. What? You're all full. You're all full.

You're all full. I ain't. I'm all full. I ain't. I'm all full. I ain't. I ain't. I ain't.

I ain't. I ain't. I ain't. I ain't. I ain't. I'm firefighter Dan. I'll pull you out of a burning joke. Joe could blow her fingers. Listen, so we get a very special guest today. We got two special guests. Dude, I'm sick of you fucking loading this up. This is supposed to be a family event. Yeah, no more. I'm not loading it up. I'm not putting anybody on that shouldn't be on. Bobby, I don't know why your nose looks like you're in digital underground with those glasses, but the lighting is fucking me up. What are you talking about? It looks like DJ Skrillex let himself go.

Yeah, with the glasses, you go. He's just putting it on him. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, a I was doing my DJ dude thing. Yeah, we got it. We was acting out of fucking hilarious. Oh, we got it Is my choking his face is all blue? Oh, you okay? Yeah, you got cold lighting. You got a warm warm it up You think you're an Antarctica Suarez Yeah, you think you're an Antarctica Suarez. It looks like you're reporting from the bottom of the planet. You remember in Scrooge when the guy freezes to death like in the sewer? This is what you're talking about. Bobby, did you invite your new family to this? Carlton, fucking, Fini?

Because he's in the introduction. Like Fini's in the introduction. No, he's not. He's in the introduction. Look, Mark Lewis is in the introduction and Joe DeRose is in the introduction like Phoenix in the introduction and Joe to Roses in the introduction but Joe listen I or not I don't know this is in the introduction what no not yeah you are you can hear yourself what do I say isn't Joe this introduction Robert Bartholomew Kelly are you

I am not you wouldn't approve it Dan what. I wouldn't approve it. Dan. What? Your manager wouldn't approve it. Oh, shit. I'll get him on the phone right now. I'll get my whole team on the phone. I managed on the phone too. He won't answer my calls. No, you're in it.

You're in it. I got to know you. What's going on, bud? You getting out of a mug pit there? I have an agent that I've't spoken to in nine months. I know happy he is. No, he's an idiot. I'm making more money than I've ever made in my entire life.

If he had any fucking clue, healthy internet, he would fucking be digging in. His fucking Adderall speeches. We all have to sit through like where is agent? He goes, I'm going to tell you right now. I do an alternate fuel. Archon and fuel is the way to the truth. That's what you got to do. agent. He goes, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm doing it. I'll turn it fuel. I'll turn it fuel as the one of the truth. That's what you gotta do. So yes, we have two special guests. Let's introduce. So does should be in every intro. All right, Lou. Thank you, Lou. Hell yeah, Lou.

Those because I, but his manager wouldn't let me put him in the intro, so that's bullshit. That's I have complete creative control. I'd say something right now that you'll be in the intro, put it in forever. Oh man, Bobby, you farted. That's one more time. Go. Oh man, this podcast was way more fun in person Do it again. Is that good? Why are you doing it in character? Joseph this is this is me yelling at you for the intro. That's pretty good. That's pretty good I don't know do you go through the catalog pull up? Pull one of my class What do you think I'm vetting vent Helen? I have a wall I'm vet any van Helen. I have a wall

Forced albums when I was really just finding myself on the mic No, all right, just say why KWD is my favorite You know what dude is my favorite Can you say it with fucking at least a fucking bit of a Gabby can it Bobby? I'm gonna need my I'm gonna be a moment of like energy as well as it can be you can't you can't just spell it out Why KWD is my favorite it's gonna be like a moment of life holy shit. This is great Get that get Lewis doing that. That was awesome. Why KWD is so much fun. No, no

Spelling it out dude. You're fucking you can't it's got a little more subtle. It's got to be like, what was he even talking about there? Oh, dude, you got all the answers. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put that in the intro right at the end. Oh, you're Bobby. So wise. This is awesome.

All right, yeah, let's do something. Let's do it. I'm gonna get all three of you guys in the intro. Lewis go. Perfect. I was great. Here's mine. I want to fuck a kid.

I like it. Put it in. Dan, go. I need another coffee. That's pretty good. You really? Lewis, you really set a point about you. Yeah.

I say we bring in the next, the guest, the special one of the special. I wish you a fuck it. I know you're bony cock. Oh, awesome shirt. Thanks. Wow. You got Bobby on your shirt. This wasn't me. I was right. You could get that one. Louis. Fucking fish bag.

Who is why? How do we have guests? There's too many of us. It's going to be like the East Street band. Recall the big van, they der. Ready? You guys, this is, I mean, look at you guys love this next guest. I know, but it's going to be too many. So you do not have the, all right, here we go.

Ready? Bring in the guest mush Me it feels good to be here on a Scopo it's cool that you could take a break fixing breaks to come and be on this podcast. Buddy, we really appreciate it. I was working at my mechanic shop and they call me in for this. So thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, thank you. It's been three fucking years. I finally got to invite back to the show. You had deep one before me. Okay, just copy real quick. I'm talking Bobby. I'm gonna stay fucking Yeah, because we want a fucking stream so nobody can line it up. Yeah, thank you. Thanks for having me

This is great. I mean you could instead of deep who on the fucking shell, but you had him before me Man, he smelled good. Like we were about to put the man back together because of him. You should have honestly. Deepu said no. That's why we called you. I know. I got the fucking text messages an hour and a half ago. I realized that.

Why there's no Christmas in my background. I couldn't go to the store because I was on hold for the last 27 minutes in the background here. Thank you. I was supposed to do like a leery thing. Like he's just fucking ranting. Just like it is. Keep going, Dennis Miller. What are you doing? Don't go up on a rant here. This is all the comedy I've done in 10 months. Let me have it. 10 years. You're running front end fucking take you out of a bitch. That's what. That's why it's quick.

It's why it's quick. Take your finger off your walkie talkie so we can talk. Would you get that microphone at high comedy club? Yeah. Are you? Very good. Yeah. No, I got to run an ebay, Joe.

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Damn Scopier hot boy now No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, scopier hot boy now. No, no, no. He's still got the big butt. He's still got that big butt. Let's see what's going on. I lost it a little bit. I lost it a little bit, honestly. It's not there anymore. See you.

I'll take your shirt off. Show the butt. I'll show the butt. I'll show the butt, let's see. Come on, dude, you look like a delivery biker in New York in the 90s. I like it. You're supposed to get your face wet.

That's how it's f**king. It's on there. I'm going to have big, wide butt. I'm pushing forward. I'm pushing my pants up. I'll have it out a little bit. I Got that big Sweep pants down a little bit Fucking give me some of this patreon money and I will I don't want to be real the conversation right now But did you get lip fillers? I'm looking to have fat your fucking lips are something's going on there. They're real. They're real baby your fucking lips are something's going on there. They're real. They're real, baby.

What? Why'd you have thin white girl lips? Look at you. I've always had big lips. No, but she purses them. She does this. I've small tits big lips. She does that. Look, watch. Look at she does that shit. She does that. She's, she's taught herself how to purse her lips just in normal. I'll do that. He leads into photos. He doesn't do that. Bobby trying to inhale as much food as possible. That's. It's full back.

I like I like scobos joke better. I think I like you saying it better. So if scobo can give you that joke and you deliver it, it'd be funnier. Hey guys. I think this is my new look. I like it too. Hey Gabby.

Hello. Hey Gabby, do you have to lick your lips a lot so they don't get dry? You can't do it. Joe, do it. Do what? Do it. Do it.

Do it. Not Joe, stop your ass though, just do it. Oh Joe. Lips look just like an asshole when he purses them. It looks like a long, long asshole. Joe looks like a baby's asshole prolapsed. The doctor's gonna, the doctor's gonna like Mr. List, I've never seen this before,

but you pulled your upper mouth. What would you do? He's like, uh. Oh. Now, listen, we usually do this. We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight people. Well, there's only six of us right now. You yeah. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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That's weird. I just switched from nice to naughty Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta go one at a time. It's only fair I mean Bobby you're leading the show so if you want to just you know jump in at any point Yeah, you just start leading it. It's fucking wild I was happy to start leading it. It's fucking wild. Let's go. Let's go about it. It's the reins. Skobos like anyways, the meds are going to look decent next year.

They hope we've caught on the team. I love it. It's good time. So he's just giving the traffic on the BQA. So I see one more. My guest today is my cousin who has some very, you know, outside opinions on masks I'm just not reading the roses lunch menu dude do it dude. Did I hope he we should have this all catered by The next one catered by the Rosa not let him on a mic

Morning radio show. Yeah, I like that. The restaurant brings in food for promotion. Uncharming dickhead from the barbecue restaurant. It doesn't know how to throw this shit. Like Joe's not he's not a cook. Why like I don't like his comedy and he tries it that how much was to eat his sandwiches. Yeah, but I know a sandwich is like at least scope I was cooking on his sandwiches. Yeah, but a sandwich is like at least Scopo's cooking on his thing. He's

actually starting from scratch making something. I make fucking stay, which is I make bread. I make bread, put in good stuff. Yeah, no, it's not what that scuffle does. Scuffle, you didn't know he did that. He makes a here's a future. No, I don't watch my Instagram story. I think it's with this brother. It is good, man. I think it's with this brother.

It is good, man. It is with this brother. It is with this brother. It is with this brother. It is with this brother. It is with this brother. It is with this brother. It is with this brother.

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It is with this brother. It is with this brother. It is with this brother. It is with this brother. It is with this brother. this hard on this podcast since Joe and I both drank. Then when watching he and I both realize that we think Scopal Axis is a cooking show, it's just that I just laughed so good. I mean, we're both like, what? That's amazing.

I mean, pandemic is really doing some funny things to people. I feel like a lot of guys wearing wigs. A lot of people are doing a lot of crazy shit. Oh, dude, god damn it, dude. That whole realization that Bobby was like, yeah, you know, he's like, scopo cooks different. And Joe and I were like, what?

You need a cook's different. So anyways, we have Ari Schafir is playing the game. Okay, I thought he was in Spanish class. He's in Spanish class. No, he's actually taking boat driving lessons. So we're in South America. But he sent us a video and a gift. Good. So whoever picks his number,

we'll play the video and that's it. You're getting what? I don't like this at all this this is this is already hard enough on zoom now we have to do this with a possible gift from South America. What are you doing Bobby? It seems like a set up to it is what this is a set up set up. There's no fucking set up you paranoid guinea. Scopus about to tell us to drive around. paranoid guinea. Scopo is about to tell us to drive around. Bobbi, Scopo never sits with his back to a door. He's like, yeah, you know what? Fucking, I gotta be in the corner here.

All right. Now listen, are we gonna, are we gonna play the thing we usually play that everybody hates playing? Yeah, purple rows of Cairo. I mean, rose, the one seed. Are we doing that? We have to. We do it every time. Right. Are we doing that first and then doing the Yankee swap? Correct. We'll do it quick.

Everyone has the same, same shit. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to get on the way. All right. Lewis. Oh my god. Lewis, do you want to start Rose Thorn? So you want to explain to the audience first of what it is again?

Because so Rose is the thing you're most happy for this year, right? Yeah. The thing that's a kind of a pain in the dick this year. And then your seed is the thing that you're essentially what you're excited about that you've started up or something that's happening that will hopefully be fruitful, and maybe even be your rose next year.

Well said, Lewis. Beautiful, gorgeous. Damn, Lewis, you've really came into your own, bud. You're truly wonderful. That would actually perfect. Damn, Lewis, that should be the drop right there. Damn, Lewis. Damn, Lewis.

Damn, Lewis. All right, so my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, so my my my my my thorn is pink guy Anybody who has pink guy more than fucking Lewis. Yeah, it's like you and five year olds get Anymore big J is I think I've given big J my My recurring style problem because Big J always is the style I know. Yeah, you put it you dropped it when he was sleeping. Which is shit. Right in his eye.

No, yeah, I mean obviously it's gonna be for everyone. The Thorne's gonna be the same for everybody. It's this fucking stupid fucking fake disease. This fake pandemic. The pandemic. The plan. Dude, Lewis is gonna be the funny. The Lewis is gonna be the funniest guy on the ventilator when he gets hit. is this fake pandemic. Plannedemic? The planned thing. Dude, Lewis is gonna be the funniest guy on the ventilator when he gets hit and he's like,

I just wanna say it, I don't want to be a real ass dude. I'm actually a, I just wanna say, maybe James? James, are you more over here? That weird breathing that you have to do. Hey guys, welcome back to Real House Podcast. C'mon.

You don't understand. Yeah, obviously it's the fucking pandemic. It's been a pain in the ass for everybody. Some worse than others, but it is what it is. It sucks. And I'm hoping that this shit is fucking behind us. That should probably be everybody's thorn this year if I had a guess. Oh, I would.

If you if you didn't want to do it for everybody else, what would be yours? Well, I got to be honest with you, guess it has been thriving since this pandemic hit and you know, online content is fucking exploded. The advertising company has been doing really, really well. So you know, for me anyway, the pandemic is sort of my rose, but for you guys, I would understand how it's a pain in the ass. And so little in convenience at the very least.

So can you, again, can you tell us what's going on? Yeah, for us convenience. It's been little inconvenient at the very least. Okay, so can you again, can you tell us? Yeah, for your audience. It's been hard. Yes. I hope it never comes back, Joe. I hope you have to get a fucking day job. Whoa. Wow.

I have a very successful, extremely successful partner. So I'm doing just fine too. Yeah. Yeah. So the thorn is the pandemic. The rose, um, wait, no, we go one of the time. We'll come back around you. Oh, okay, good.

Thorn, my thorn is the pandemic. All right. Who's next? Scopo, we got to assume your thorn is that shirt? My thorn is the Chinese. That's what my thorn is. There we go. I got to keep it quince. I got to keep it quince. So yeah, the Chinese that's what my thorn is. There we go. I got to keep it quince. I got to keep

it quince. So yeah, the Chinese. Okay. Okay, mush, what's yours? He lost his belt. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy.

I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. I'm not going to be a guy. Break up with the tech you got yeah any any revenge porn you want to send my way girlfriend We need shots Wait, so the thorn was isn't that should be good though She'd be your seed because now you have a new life you that assholes behind you Yeah, we know Motivational Lewis exactly know you're fine. This is a new you Yeah, we know what I'm talking about. What are fucking big around seed and thorn? No, I know my life motivational Lewis.

Exactly. You know, you're fine. This is a new you. He just started to fuck you. Got those fucking. No, shit. Got that fucking tight butt. Hell yeah.

All right. Lewis, why did you go so strip club manager with your hands behind you? Yeah. So, yeah, so you're a dancer, but are you an erotic dancer? I'm going to tie. Don just showed up. Yeah, so you're a dancer, but are you an erotic dancer? Hi. Don just showed up. Max is going to decide along the chocolate graham crackers by

himself because she didn't show up. Say hi to the little boy. Oh my god. Hi, Don. You're perfect. There's a much better man in Boston. You should have married And just said that

I never thought you'd be in a shed in Westchester This is great that he bought this shed Your husband left your son-in while and you sat in a shed talking to him with your husband. He said, you know, just tell him that father he's always wanted. Guys, we're on the bootside watch for Scopo. If you see him grab a gun, just get ready. All night. I got an info that you can hear you. Oh, okay.

Anyways, back to your Thorne girlfriend. Was it the breakup? It was the breakup. Why is it a Thorne though, Gabby, shouldn't it be positive? Like, are you still reeling over? You're still sad? What, what, what, what did this breakup happen? September.

All right. This is my home looking at my whole year, you know. He was very hot. It's unfortunate he had to be a psycho. Oh, how was it? They played with me. Yeah. Yeah. I did a joke. What, what made him a psycho? Oh, how was it? Same thing with me. Yeah. I did a joke. What made him a psycho?

Why do you say that? He was just, uh, yeah, I want to do a tape. It's pretty cool, isn't it? Leaning everyone talking at the same time right now again. Yeah, so what no, give me something that you can get into that made a msikko What would you define as a psycho because a lot of times psychos? They fucking throw the psycho label upon other people, but No, I'm not the psycho. He was clinically depressed in a big way. So you want Where do abandon him? Oh, this is my I Yeah, all right jack nightmare Damn what do you got I'm gonna my thorn is the lame stream media. I'm sick entire

But for real Yep,. Dan got my days are public. And yeah, dude, fucking stay off my lawn. But for real, the fuck the 24 hour new cycle, it made everyone a psycho. Social media. And so this is what a racist. I brought my own son and niece, who are two little brown kids. We brought them to see a Santa Claus, like a photographer at a Santa Claus at their house.

Like they set up a winter wonderland in the backyard It was like 200 bucks to take picture of a Santa because they're not doing it at malls anymore But my kids started walking across the lawn and I yelled them. I was like get off the lawn Yeah, that's great. That's fun. What a sign of maturity At least cut it. Yeah, is that really your thorn? No, my thorn's the pandemic, Bobby. I haven't been able to do fucking stand-ups since more, I mean, I've done stand-up, but-

Oh, don't take it out of me. I'm just asking you. I'll take it out on you. I'm mad about everything. I actually might thorn, you know what my thorn is? Is, uh, fucking, yeah. It's the pandemic. It's just the pandemic.

It's fucking blows. I'm gonna take that vaccine. They can track me all they want, like a water buffalo. Yeah. Joe, yeah. My, my thorn is and you know, we haven't talked about this and I haven't told many people, but I did have a deal with CBS in February. And because of the pandemic, it just didn't happen. It was a thing called Joe's place. I thought it was called tiny mouth and friends.

I thought it was alpha and a shelf. This ball, what if we told you that, Elf, isn't just on that shelf. Oh, this is the elf. And he's in Queens. Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you Queens Don't you're in. Eras and old Santa looking to get out of the game I'm sure it's your rose that my show fell through but yeah, it was gonna be we had already negotiated the money and everything and It was a Joe who was the showrunner bill Wilson

There's a sitcom CB has multi-camera. I developed it. Yeah, I developed it's sitcom. It was a sitcom. CB has multi-camera. I developed it. Yeah, I developed it with, um, what's the name of it? Jacob Bellsbury. Yeah, Jacob Bellsbury, who is going to be the production company? What was the production company? It was, um, Martin and Lewis. Martin and Lewis, I don't think we ever heard of that. It was, uh, uh, Scopo and, uh, Gammie.

Oh, no. Um, no, that's a joke, obviously, but I did have my I was a joke, dude, and I was Giggling so hard that I was about to explode with laughter. I was so happy that that happened. I'm upset that it didn't happen. No, I had nothing. But specifically, I had a vacation planned one week before the shutdown.

I was going to the Indian Wells tennis tournament with my friend Derek and his wife and we were going to swap wives and hang out. And it all fell through and now they're you know they hate us and So that's my that's my thorn Bobby, what's your thorn my thorn? My thorn is Stolter we're gonna Somebody asked earlier if Bobby's wearing a tree skirt

He does it looks like a bib. Oh, wow. We can read the chat. Oh, that's fun. My, my thorn is that last year at this time, me and Don found the house of our dreams. And we were about to put a bit on it. And, and, and then I got a call from my agent and all, my year was booked until 2021.

So I was, I was set. I wouldn't have to worry about money, book and get, do anything for a year. Boring. I'm in a long time and I did, I couldn't, we couldn't get the house. Let's call the pandemic. So your thorns are pandemic. No, no, no, no, I'm being I'm being I'm being I'm no because the pandemic brought

good things to me to Scopo. What did bring? We'll get to the Hirose yet. I'm not at my rose. So Scopo you're wrong. All right. And whatever pep talk you got from your fucking roommate settle down I live by myself with a dog now. I don't have room. I just should be right. Oh, that's very lone gunman talk. Oh, yeah Jesus I know I just I know I'm gonna duck until I hear the fucking bump stop drop out of the gun the bump stock and then I'm gonna Right, I don't know. Where's the bomb Dana Lewis? Scopo just implied that he's suicidal. What would you what would be your advice be to him? Let's come back. You do vertical slice vertically because if you do it with horizontal way, you're not gonna

They could fix that. Yeah, that's for show. I already knew that I go home. I learned that from One movie one movie to teach you that in I don't know. I was crying. We know the writer. It was one on a writer in Heathers are interrupted Have the director's girl interrupted. Maybe there's going to be who can't interrupt it wasn't Let's all kill it. It's crazy. What? Let's all kill it. It's crazy. What? Heather's was crazy. That was a crazy fucking movie. Steve's right. I don't know what a bump stock is. I was just using gun knowledge. Yeah, bump stock is something that helps you make a

semi-automatic into an automatic damn Bobby your Rambo scope was like somebody say bump what where? Yeah, yo bro I can't help you. I'm not a bathroom, but now that I know that and now I can use that term appropriately so okay I can't do it all in the bathroom, but now that I know that and now I can use that term appropriately. So okay Rose. So Lewis, what is your Rose? My Rose was moving out to the suburbs, moving out to Jersey. You know, it was a move that I wanted to make for a while. And, you know, I got a house in a backyard and I get to fucking, you know, just have peace and quiet in my life.

And, yeah, it's definitely put me in a much better place, like, logically. I feel like I'm a fucking adult. You have an apartment. I would share walls with somebody. Got it. We got it. It's a hot, you know, you got to walk upstairs. We got it.

Right. You know, right. And it would be fun to hear Lewis's neighbors interpretation of this whole situation where they go this fucking wild animal moved in next door He's doing karate training in his garage It smells like the whole neighborhood smells like weed There's a guy that he yells at named Harrington who just sleeps on his porch. I don't know what's going on. He's a raccoon man. Lewis, are you mad? Are you mad that we were making fun of the suburbs? No, the suburbs rule. You can't be fun to the suburbs. You live in Jersey. I grew up in

Bergen County. Yeah, it's only going to happen now. I'm actually get to the studio faster than when I lived in the city. No one cares. You have a car yet? I have a rental. How come? Scopeo is the only one that sounds like he's talking from the back of the room. What are you looking at? I know a job laughing at. Just laughing at the way it's going. I looked at being sure.

Your sound is so bad. We've been in pandemic for nine months. Yeah. How do you sound like it's day one? Have a different kind of stuff. Your microphone sucks, your personality sucks. Chase. This is what my rose is being back in this podcast.

It's so much fun. I love it. Do you feel good about yourself doing it? Yeah, I felt great. I felt I have had anxiety for 20 minutes while I was watching. And now I'm back here. So I feel good. We miss now.

I'm fucking internet's going out. We missed you. You thick-assed Goomba. Yes. Gabby, what is your rose? I want an Emmy. What? Yeah. She where is I want an Emmy. What? Yeah.

Where is it? Show us. What on the eBay bid? No. Go get it. It's not the same size Emmy. It's a small Emmy. Fuck you.

It's a regional Emmy. I've seen an Emmy. A guy pays for the cleanest. Wait, did she say it's a regional Emmy? Yeah. Wait, Lewis. Was that a yeah, you? He's a clean his way did she say it's an a regional Emmy wait Lewis was that he had you Wait, no, Emmy That a regional

Scrammy What? I'm not saying Grammy. I'm wrong with my anime. Why don't we sit your face? Why don't we hear your voice? Get off. That's Spanish Grammy. That's so funny.

What did you win if what? Producing a documentary. Regionally. It was about it. It was about the northeast. It was about the regional Grammy. It was about time zone. It was about the central time.

All you want you, pieces of shit. Uh, guys, I would have to say my do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that.

I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to-explaning that's too on the nose. Let me see if I can read you know, let me what was the documentary it was about college hazing for my day job. Oh, they started producing that before the pandemic started. They're like, this is a real problem. Yeah, yeah, then the problem happened and they're like, oh, never mind. I can't believe that. It's worse. My Rose has been my dog and my girlfriend. They have made me a person this year.

I'd stop being just doing all comedy and finally like fucking hung out and you know, been a person which has been pretty sick. But my dog, yeah, my dog. And I'm like, no, what? Why would you say that? You fucking asshole. I know you paused.

I don't know I'm gonna try to bring her on the podcast and I was like, ah, she's in a kennel. We just took a walk You girlfriend yep Yeah, we do some stinky shit now. Did you girlfriend mine that you don't live you still live with Mike Vekion? I've been living with her during this whole thing Vekion and his girlfriend have been living in our place. So is that done? Mm, I would say the spark is still there, so I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

He's been doing some intermittent fasting. He's really getting his body better. Oh, no. I like how we work out Scopo so little that we just put his, we put the YKWD logo over his case. Yeah, here you go, Scopo. It looks like the YKBD logo over his case. Yeah. Here you go, Scopo. It looks like the YKBD logo. Wait, put it back.

What's your back to it? So I don't have a time clock in front of my face. Well, Scopo looked like he was just in the waiting room for YKWD when the logo was over him. It's like coming up next. Chris Scopo's here. Much put me in the middle. Do you smoke a movie? No, I wish it was weed. Did I say that? I'm kidding. Whoa. I'm getting

no, I don't care. I don't want to weed. All right, so who we get? Joe, what is your rose? Well, my rose. Oh boy, yes, similar to Dan, I think. I was on the road just too much road dog 40 weeks a year for 10 years and now I'm too much money here. I did just fucking walking Bill is that's sucks. It's nice to be home a lot and I've really been I'm making money. I'm doing great over here. What are you kidding? Mark blew up while I was sitting at home No, it's yeah, being home a lot has been been nice I never get to live a life like this before it's like I get to live an alternative life for a year and We're gonna go back to the way it used to be. We'll never come back to this guilt-free sitting at home

Are you lost me? What? I'm saying, can you guys hear me? What happened? I was hoping you would act like it was paused. What does that mean? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, hey, please stay home. Everything's closed. The shows are all closing. We can't gather. It's 25% here, 40% there, blah, blah, blah. So we can enjoy it. I'm enjoying this year. But we will next year be back to shows every weekend,

sold out packed, but we'll never go back to a time where it's, hey, it would be really nice if you'd stay home. So I'm living it up over here. I'm watching movies. I'm sucking my own dick. I Dude and grateful for podcasts obviously because Lewis isn't the only one doing well. I am my road. What do you want? Come on. What do you want?

You have a rental car for how long? Until January 7th. How much is that? Lisa Carfondle. Lisa Carfondle. $400 a month. When you buy it with cash like I did. Who's struggling?

Whoa. I mean, Who's struggling? Whoa. I mean, there's a reason I'm renting the car right now. Why is it? You can't afford to buy one? No, because I don't have a license yet. I only have a permit. So you have to have somebody drive you in another city? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I only have one in my car at all times. Do you have a car in your old with you? So I can't buy a car until I actually have my license. What do you go for your test? January 7th. Wow, no fuck it up. That's your speed. My first ridd test, I failed.

It was pathetic. You failed the Y. What did you do? That's a crazy stuff. You don't fucking alpha the guy was like take a left he's like I'm gonna take a right it's quicker. Bobby written. Bobby needs directions and had a

right. Lewis left. Lewis failed his first row test. It was headlighting the funny bone in Omaha. We just bother teenagers in your neighborhood to help you learn how to drive.

Are you like, Hey 17 year old come in here. You're a sage old driver at this point. That's when I was, you know, 18 years old, 19 years old, then I moved to New York city, let it expire, never did anything about it. And if you have an adolescence in five years, you have to have a permit for three months in the state of New Jersey before you're allowed to get rid of it and just, or you're allowed to get the driving test.

So I've just been waiting it out. Don't feel bad. Scopo can only drive a car with bench seats. I wish that wasn't true. All right, my rows would be similar to, I guess, Dan's and Joe's. The pandemic really slowed me down and got me to back to over 300 pounds. Actually, under 300 pounds.

Before the pandemic, I was 336. Now I'm down to 295. Yeah. Lost weight. And I actually got people and this is me too. I'm saying fat people in general you don't have a defined weight Depending on how much salt you be in within that three-day period you can fluctuate 10 pounds in a given day That's all people yeah, that's yeah, okay, it's what you're saying What what oh?

Huh oh? Why huh? What? What? Oh! Huh? Why? Huh? How? What? Are we about to kiss? Huh? Yeah.

What? Let's take our nicks out. So I would say the pandemic really slowed me down and I got to spend more time with Max, which I love and actually spend more time with myself and take care of myself spiritually, mentally and physically. I feel better than I did for a long time. Yeah? Gain?

Nope, I'm not gay. I figured that out. I'm not gay. I'm sorry. I did. He tried to go, he experimented a little bit. Yeah. He goes, I suck the dick. I'm not gay. I'm sorry. He tried to go experimented a little bit. Yeah, he goes I suck the dick. I didn't finish it off, you know, I kind of felt bad for leaving him hard day. I finished it off

It just I didn't like the come made me feel gross. Yeah See I'm the opposite I know I'm not gay, but I love come I just like it get in line get in line sister It's yeah, it's gack for adults and get in line, sister. It's gack for adults. Huh. Huh. Huh. So, have you ever tasted your own come?

Me? Yeah. I'm the Cal Ripkin of tasting my own come. I'm that two thousand man. Two thousand, three hundred and forty eight days in a row. That's how it's gotten in the morning. Huh. Dude.

I feel like I'm the Blumpkin. Have you ever tasted your own come? On purpose once and then I'm not on purpose like three times. Talk us through that. So the upper stage. Like you hungry at 12. Boy, you know, that's all the yeah. Yeah. Then, boy, I'm hungry.

Why did you just go? Oh, that's salty, yeah. And then, yeah, then since then, I've gotten into, when I've masturbated, I've had passionate moments where I was like, ooh, and then it just shot right into my mouth. And then you, yeah. Yeah. But you're coming, so it feels good.

Ah! Oh, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's like turning into a fucking goblin. Oh! Oh! Oh! And then you go, dude, I've been eating a lot of pineapple. Ha!

Ha! The enemy of impressive prostate. Yeah, of course, dude. Yeah. I don't know, intentionally. I usually do this, I go, all right. Someone's know like intentionally. I usually do this. Oh All right, someone's been drinking his water get over here. Let's finish that now. I like like you like a we know when I was younger unintentionally You like oh god, and it's never intentional like Joe I haven't put it in my hand been like

I I Freeze it. I Field it around I free that a little ice trays and put it my Pepsi. Oh, that's fun Scope will you ever tasted your own jizz yeah, of course when you get Intentionally when you get in great shape. You can't lose the protein. Yeah Protein the protein. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, I'm trying to get a protein. That's what you do. Yeah.

Have you ever tasted the cake batter? No. Sometimes someone will go down on you and then they come up for a kiss and then you get a little of a little tin. Oh, whatever. Your workbook doesn't finger you and then shove his fingers into your mouth right afterwards. Ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend.

You never dated a these? I was my ex-boyfriend. How is my ex-boyfriend? Oh, Becky! I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you.

I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get you. I can't even get prude whoa Lewis after I fuck you you won't suck his dick

I'm crazy Gabby I'm telling you right now that you're acting like that's a normal thing That's a fucking wild thing that you won't even strike your own place office Lewis is correct. It's like a it's like a quarterback that can't run in the modern NFL The first down daddy. Yeah, okay, that's my seed. I can't wait That is You should be able to at least you know You got to stop off and make him come after he goes out at least wipe him off wipe it off a little bit No, I don't want to be wiped off. I want her to fucking

Was it you do that knows it good? Okay, I go I go all the time from fucking to sucking to fucking to suck in this whole life. Dude, look at him. Just fucking it's all. I'm not doing it. Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck you. That's fine. That's fine.

Dude, dude, dude. That's a documentary day. This is, it's very telling now the type of lover that Gabby is. She is a boring person in the bedroom. No. Gabby. No giraffes. Yeah, I do. Yes, Gabby. You think? Go Jirares.

Yeah, I do. I do think this. And she knows this, but she does like butt play. Okay, she likes, she likes ass play. Listen, I'm fun. Okay, I'm very fun and bad. I just don't blow you after you fuck me. That's crazy though.

That's like, that's so vanilla. Never, never in the beginning. You're trying to like the guy. I mean, in before we have sex, yes, afterwards I. I have a problem going down a check after I blow and load inside of her, but I will if she really wants it. It's your team player. It's beautiful. I think I put my dick after I put my dick in their ass and I'm like,

you fucking Pigg Narly It's norliest fuck, but they'll do it those bitches are out there. Yeah, that's called a Fungicle Yeah All right, let's get to our seeds double chocolate when he does it All right, let's go Louis. What's your seed?

My seed is, it's my newly found sobriety. Yeah, I've never done it like this. I've never gone just completely sober all at once. So I haven't smoked weed or drink in like nine days. And yeah, I'm hoping that this lasts. I don't want to be super declarative and say that it's forever or whatever it is, but I know that I'm hoping that this lasts. I don't wanna be super declarative and say that it's forever or whatever it is, but I know that I'm trying to get in better shape.

I have a lot of things, a lot of irons in the fire right now, and I wanna execute on the highest level. So I don't wanna fucking look back and regret not being completely clear-headed, not being completely ready to fucking pound some of these opportunities. So I think getting sober, not only the health side, but psychologically, mentally,

if I want to level up and get to the next level, I think it's a good thing for me to do. So right now I'm completely... You're getting sober right now, no weed, no nothing. I'm not even on Vivant anymore, I'm not doing anything. I'm talking about Vivant. Vivant is like, you're dead at a roll. Ian, fine, it's when he comes in your throat to kind of get you out of here. Yeah. not doing anything. I've answers like he and five answers

when he comes in your throat. I was the girl he was talking about. Hell yeah, good job, dude. Lewis, you should hang out with some like-minded people, you know, a little like an hour at a time. I don't know if I need, I'm not gay, so I don't need a

support group to pet me on my back. I got, you know, I hope you fail. Well, maybe I might fail, I might, but there's no, I'm not defining it as like, I'm not saying that I'm gonna be sober forever. I know at the very least until I do this fight, I wanna be sober and then we'll see. I, you know, and at least six months, I'll say I'll be sober.

We'll see, maybe to be forever. If I feel a lot better and everything goes the way that I wanted to, I could see myself doing it forever. Are you fighting again? Are you fighting again? Yeah, I say maybe to be forever if I'm if I feel a lot better and everything goes away that I wanted to I could see myself doing it for I'm fighting again. I'm fighting again. Yeah, I'm supposed to be fighting when we don't have a date, but it's me versus Jason Ellis and he just launched his podcast We're talking about probably still another five six months because he he has a lot of stuff going on So he keeps on sort of pushing it back. He's also at surgery. So but the more time I have to get in shape and prepare the better I mean, oh, I got a new seed now. Well, what is it? Is it? It was a joke. You had to do some arithmetic. Lewis said he has a big fight. And I said, I have a new seed. I want him to win.

I know I bet it against Lewis last time. And this and to my, I lost some money on it. I bet it against Lewis last time and this and to my I lost some money on it I did it because nobody was betting against them. I will never bet against Lewis I'm getting a thousand dollars on Lewis's Never bet against man. I just know it's got a lot of a lot more experience Everyone's got head tattoos and face tattoos and blah blah blah blah blah No, Rogan said you're gonna get beat. No, Rogan ain't shit doggy. He ready to step to this shit Dude Rogan would turn you out I'm making him suffer the zone hands

Crush you dude I would fuck I literally bend Rogan over my knee and spank him dude. I would I'm like What do you want Christmas first then I'll bend him over my spank him right in the ass man? What do you want Christmas first then I'll bend them on my smack my nose ass man You're no man, this is who you guys are you guys are fearing a man for me through me. It's fucking crazy That's okay you guys are you're a man who went on that man's podcast and called him mr. Rogan Mr. Best bring every time we do a show. You can probably adopt it though. You adopt it that way, so you wouldn't look like an asshole. You're a fucking asshole. You fucking dumb fucking Mrs. Soder, fuckface.

I know. You pay on Alice, I'm putting two can on Alice. I'm fucking big money, dude. If money was all fucking day long, Bench, lose your money. We'll see what the fuck is happening. I'm gonna wait for that money. It's fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking. What money was all fucking day long beds lose your money Now Lewis I know Lewis is tough because we have the same trainer and the trainer always says

The only person that's close to you with skill wise is Lewis Lewis you just got your purple belt correct. What do you guys what do you guys go to the Allen of jujitsu? Strike I got my first stripe in presented jitsu That's great congratulations. Me my son are at the exact same level nice Fuck your shit up. You don't tap you out. You can get a little bit of experience. All right, Dan, I mean, what's your name? Scope on.

Oh, yes, thank you. I'm also sober, so I'll take that into consideration. I like that. And my puppy right here, I'll take him. Oh, let's see. I hope he died in your hands right now. Well, you can just picks up a dead puppy. And you go, but that thing's not alive. Oh, this is seaver. Seaver. It's never funny.

I think it's better than you. It's so boring here. It's so boring. Please. It's so boring here. It's so boring. Please. Let me if he's not funny. He's looking at his balls right now. Okay. I got Gabby. What do you got? My seed. She won't see it. Yeah, I got some dick after having sex sex Jesus Christ. Have you ever tried it?

No, I have no Yeah, you know what as my as my mother always says you can't say you don't like something until you tell me Maybe it's like Yeah, we should free it's her seat because no one wants to fuck her I'm doing very well sexually. Thank you so much. I would say my seed, I'm going to get a full-time job again. I'm going to go back to my job. You're going to go to work.

Yeah, you're just reading to Emmy. You're going to get a day job. Dude, I can't float on this regional Emmy forever. It's crazy. All right. Dan, what do you got? What's your seed? My seed is hopefully the road will be back in 2021 and we can start. I'm not going to feed it. You can't say I hope something's coming back. It has to be something that you can actually order to make it for a word.

J Gomez. I guess what he is going to be. Wait, what is it? I'll say that Dan's girlfriend will be pregnant within a year. No. She's not going to ruin a career. Yeah, you're right, Lewis. I'm not as, yeah, Bobby nailed it.

My seed is dripping down your girlfriend's leg. Yes. Just batching. Well, anywhere else with the red, but the hot zone. No, I would say my seed is a thing that I'm working on right now that hopefully becomes a bigger thing. It's an animated idea that I had that I get to work with one of my childhood heroes. So I hope it goes forward. Joe Montana, your showrunner. Yep. Montana.

Yeah, you're not going to be selling our cartoon without me. You're piece of shit. Oh, you're not on the script anymore, bro. You're on there. Little thing called edit on that final raps. No, no, you're calling deep who right now. Yeah, no you know, what are we plus?

New work. Ciao, what do you got? My seed is similar to what you know, you shared about your rose. I've been spending a lot of time on mental health. I got a great meditation practice. I'm sober like for real actual sober. And I put a lot of work in on that.

Mine's going to last longer than three weeks. And I just feel good I want to keep this mental health going and I feel I feel the best I've ever felt mentally and that's all from really putting in the work with sobriety and meditation and I'm gonna keep that going. That's great. My seed is my land in the Hampshire. I want to get a tiny home and put it on and have it up by the summer. OK.

Mm. I want to have it. Yeah, I want to have my land. Because I've been vacationing in the Hampshire for over 30 years. Don's been going their whole life to the same place. And we've always been a guest. And last year, I was just like,

I don't want my son to be a guest. Yeah. In somebody's place. I don't want him to be like, hey, can we stay here? I want him to just fucking be able to go and he loves the Hampshire We all love the spot we bought land and hopefully we get a spot up there So this summer we'll be able to go up there and be in our place and then and invite you fags up to come and hang

I write my manifesto on your land. I got a whole Kaczynski thing coming. Oh, we're gonna rent it out Airbnb It's so you can definitely rent it. Yeah Nice What are you gonna sleep outside of the tiny home or You know it's gonna be big enough for me Just for you You can actually fit six people in this thing. It's not a tiny home.

12 meeting house. You can fix six people, six people, three couples. Sorry. Yeah, what is that three bedroom? Three baths? What is it? It's not working here. And it's got a full bathroom, full shower, full kitchen, living room, it's a house. Hey, by the house. No, it's a tiny home. Why do you keep calling you to tiny home? It's a tiny home. What do you want to say? What defines a tiny home? It's a regular home. Oh, it's not a regular.

You don't know what a regular home is. Tommy Watson, and he goes, now, this is a regular size house. And then he'll, Bobby, this is a Costco. Oh, man. All right. Well, dude. Yeah. I hope I hope that happens.

And I hope the only way it's going to have my my seat is gonna happen is if Dan casts me in his seat Maybe yeah You need good hey man. Yeah, did you have voices? You know, whoever that was you're fired And I'll be out miss Peggy No, whoever that was, you're fired. No. No. No, you're out. Miss Piggy. You're fired. Hey, we're kind of people. And we hold on guys, question from the back of the line.

Chris, go ahead. You need a mechanic. No, we're OK. We got one on the side. Do you need someone who has a regional Emmy? Gabby, stop doing your kiss face. We all know you don't taste your own brand. It's weird.

Wow. Oh, my belly button's going up. Gabby stopped doing your kiss face. We all know you don't taste your own brand. It's weird. Oh my belly button. It's like she just tasted herself. I'm hoping Gabby knocks you over her fake Emmy and the globe falls off of it. All right, so there we go. I don't know what mush went. Mush is out of this. I don't know why. I don't know where mush went mush is on this. I don't know why I don't know where he went but We're doing our gifts now much do you have a seed mush? You might not on Not really

How about living mush Hopefully How about living mush? Hopefully. Jesus Christ. I just sent you a gift. Live until that comes. Okay. Not a mic. Exactly. I guess my speed is doing the podcast with Greg Stone. Hey, Greg Stone.

It's a good seed. All right, so here we go. After scab, you got numbers? Yep. Eight, right? Let's get into this. We got eight. Irish here is one of them.

Okay. But always not here. Okay. Who has every number? Scopus one. Bobby's two. No, you got to pick the numbers. Yeah, but we have to I

I Whoever gets one is in the best position. Yeah, I pick first. Okay, then it goes Goful then it goes more than it goes Dan Lewis Joe than you Thank you for everybody the lower the number you get the better it is because you're Creating The higher the number the better, but number one is the best. I got it. So you guys think for everybody the lower the number you get the better it is because you're creating. I'm not gonna get the higher the number the better but number one is the best. I got it. So pick my number. Okay. But you have to hold it up. We have to see you do it. We can't cheat. Yeah. Oh, the fingers are awful. I know. You're ready? What is it? Two. Yeah. That's the worst number one.

That's the worst number. Why is that pen? My show. My show. I can't even tiny house. If'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you.

I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna get you. guarantee number three four Girl say you are a four That's not bad. I'll take it. It's way better than number two. Okay, so do Number one baby Every fucking year. It's kind of. So that's in the world.

I mean, every fucking year, every year, every year. Here this guy has one law in his career. You know, I had a fucking, it's been awesome. I've been out here doing great. Other than a parent and a sibling dying at a young age, Soder has all the luck I got a big ass mouth Joe look at this I can't wait to eat

I knew we would have a game. I know we would have a game. Ugh. Hey, who's number is this? Lewis. Who is it? Lewis. No, not that one. Three.

Three. It's three. Did you do Mike? Pick another one. No, it's three. Three. Yes. Yes.

Three. So good. Number. That's a good number. Yes. That's the second best number. Second best number. Yes, yes three That's a good number. Yes, that's the second best number I Is it the second because it's the last one? It's the last one. It's the last one. The eight of us No reason or is that even here. You should even fucking be involved and he's a fucking Jew He doesn't even celebrate Christmas. He's a real Jew. I'm a Jew Okay, Newer's Gabby. Yes. Oh, that turned me to fuck on Joe ready. Yeah, eight baby. Oh, Joe

Five right all right Mosh is gonna get eight mosh is gonna get eight I don't know. I don't know. Mush. Mush is going to get eight. Mush is going to get eight. I want to warm up that light. Okay, okay. Gabby. I so now Ari.

Now Ari. I guess. Is Gabby even the second best number? That's right. Last year was Gabby's panties. It's been a whole year. Yeah, dude. It's our year anniversary. Hey. Ah,

Oh, I'm sorry. Stupid. Hurry. I'm going to show all the luck. Three. Wow. So who's picking for Ari?

Or this shit, Bob, why don't you think this out? Do we or he's not here? Why is it? Why do you think I thought it out? Can I say this? Can we kick Ari out of this and just fucking donate his gift? He's not here. He can't be involved with it.

He can't pick a gift. We have to fake it. It's stupid. Fuck off. We have to do the whole thing over again. No, no, no. No, no. Ari's eight.

Ari's eight. So it eliminates and we go right to seven. And eliminate. All right. So what I'm saying go right to seven and eliminate. All right. So what I'm saying from Dan from Dan Joe Lewis Scopo. You guys want to eliminate Irish affair. Yeah. I want to eliminate him off the planet.

Yeah. Old school oven. You know it's gift. You don't care about's gift. It's gift. You don't care about it's gift. No. I'd like to see a box. What is it?

What is it? What is it? It's illegal from a country. Is it wisdom? Fuck that. How about we have a contest for Aure's gift at the end of it? Okay. Perfect. Okay.

Hey, there's Aure's out. We eliminated the Jew because you guys are racist. No, it's not true. Anti-Semitic. There's a difference. I like to like this dick is all thick and nice. It's big old piece covered in a worse... Are you tasted his own come? Yes, of course.

What? That's how Jews per create. I feel like frogs. Yeah, they come in their own mouth and fucking sh- I don't know frogs even though I'm a bitch. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I mouth and fucking she's got her back. Who's first? Number one. So does number one. Yeah, it was gonna hold up their gifts to see what they look like sizes.

The packages. The weather outside is. So the life. Oh Well, I have is this thing Right Well, I was found out an hour and a half. That was on the ground. Bobby has a paper bag.

What do you got? A fucking sausage sandwich? That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. I really want you to be dead. Like you can't fucking get a bag of sandwiches, you're gonna fucking eat later on. But yeah, dude, look at the bit. Joe list, I'll go with your gift. Ooh, thanks. First of all, that warms my heart. I appreciate that.

I take that as a high compliment. I am insulted, that you didn't take mine. I don't want your bag of meat for the haggis. It works enough. $5 gift card to Starbucks, nice coffee, and I think you're gonna like this. I don't know if you're gonna love it, but I think you're gonna like it. Guardians of the Galaxy Groot Chia Pet. Love it. Don't like it. Love it. Is it baby Groot or Groot? It is. It just says potted Groot. I don don't think they have the rights to it. So it just says potted grout easy to do fun to grow

Marvel. Oh, there's a marvel logo and it's Groot and Dan you're a little bit like Groot, you know You're very likable. You're heroic. You're tall. You're I am And coffee love it Groot coffee. That's a good that's a good pick great gift number two who's number two that's you Bob worst I'm gonna write these down because I want to know what the gifts are so then I can see what I want to fucking steal later if I need to steal

what the fuck is Dan get a thing of ribbons his gift is in there. I'm going, ah, fuck. I'm going to bring great gifts every time. I'm going, Lewis. I'm going, Lewis. Thanks. Lewis.

You're up for you. Come on, baby boy. We got time. This is a Kyle Razer webcam with a built-in lights. What is it? Kyle Razer webcam with a built in lights. What is it? Kyle razor webcam with a built in ring light. It's really high quality.

That's a podcast sponsor. I can tell. No, not a podcast sponsor. Actually, I literally just bought these for a bunch of people that have to stream for at home. It's about $120. And what do you do with? What are you doing on the top 100 grid?

But I will say he is doing well. Thank you, thank you. And I'm glad it's really, it's really good quality. You don't have to have a lighting set up. This great, if you want to go on the roadbob, you want to look pretty good still. I'm going to give a great streaming set up at home. Scope all needs this shit right now.

Yeah, so it's a webcam, it's great for all the gamers who use this one. I love it. I love it. a it's a webcam. It's great for all the gamers use this one. I love it. I love it. My streams, my zoom streams as well. I love it. Thank you. I don't want to be like an asshole here,

but I just want to let people know since we're saying the price evidently, the Groot was a hundred and fifty eight. Oh, okay. So it's mine, right? So you want to keep that or do you want? I don't know.

I make that choice. You could trade if you want. You obviously have a camera. I want the camera. Yeah, you don't have a good camera. Good point. Okay, it's my turn. Yes. Let's see all the gifts again. Starbucks with Groot. She a pet. Let's go, Bobby. You're gonna go me? Yeah.

Bobby. Okay. It's fucking fast. Fuck has to end. Which isn end that bag. I'm gonna fight him First off you're gonna get a nice American flag mask Why don't you cringe dabbing you fucking leftist or you go to fucking can in a bitch. I just said okay Okay, wait, there's more ready. I already have Look at this. This is a good vibes. Dry erase board. It's great.

For my high school locker. Right? But it lights up. It has lights so you can write your stuff on it. And it lights up. It can be a little night life. You can put photos on it. Very bad.

Bobby bought that in March when he thought he was gonna write a sitcom during pandemic. Uh, and then, and then one more gift you ready? This is an essential stand. Three in one, AirPods, Apple Watch, and your iPhone phone. You definitely can't use the phone. You can't use the phone. You can't use the phone. Does anybody have an all order to make it worth a while. Does anybody have an all three in Apple Watch AirPods and an iPhone?

Happy does. I don't have an Apple Watch. But you get one now for Christmas. Apple Watch would be a nice gift. Apple Watch. There you go. So that's what you get right there. You get three gifts. Look at that. That's an expensive one too.

This is a good mask yeah so what are you gonna do so I'm gonna take loses camera you can't what you have an enemy a regional it's a way it's a regional. Yeah, that's a fake. She got a fake away. It's a regional. Oh my god, you're taking the camera. The camera's worth more than me. Oh, my stomach. I heard you can get that Emmy for 88. 95. I don't know how to have a gun. Gabby got Emmy in a Yankee

swap. Yeah. It's dad to me. I'm going to get traded with her. I don't even want the regional athletes that they gave it to her. I'm going to take Gabby's gift certificate. She can have my regional Emmy. So who gets not my gift? That's at the end. You got your gift now. I don't want my gift. I want my camera. Well, you don't have your camera anymore, but hopefully somebody wants your gift bad enough to trade you with a better gift.

My gift is very good so go ahead. Thanks. Four. This is me. Me. I'll take sodas. All right. Chris Copo.

What a good one. Let's see what we got. Actually, this is probably the best four Scopo. Get some of these nice All right Perfect for pain falling And A mic guard for your microphone So you get a microphone. Yeah, well, you know what he's gonna have to worry about that Lewis

Cuz I want a pop screen you fucking not working in audio asshole Off screen it is right here I'm a mic garden glass I'm a fucking a shock-jock starter kit This is the Lewis J Gomez started here. The yellow glasses in the pocket of pop screen. That gives stinks, Dan. Yeah, I know. But I don't have as good sponsors as you do, Lewis.

It's not sponsored. I'll show you the fucking receipt. I wish they sponsored me. Also a bag of bows if you really into it. Nice. Lewis, I'll sponsor your sobriety. Will you be my sponsor, Joe? Lewis, I'll sponsor your sobriety. Leave me my sponsor, Joe. Yeah, I'll be your sponsor. We do podcast and it's just our meeting each week. That's not how it works.

No, you can monetize our sponsorship. Oh, do you want to be Lewis? I know what? Five years ago, no, but this year I'll definitely be Lewis, still in well life. Okay. So you're keeping it you're not gonna take my gift I forgot how to do this has been three years You invited him you can take my gift. Oh, no, I definitely want the webcam I'm Lewis now, baby. She's so stupid.

You're so stupid now. So you get it, dabbing it, pop green. You get the pop screen in the glasses. Cool. Cool. OK, who's next? I think it must be me. I'm five, right?

Yep, yep, five. Who has gifts left? Can I see the gifts? The wrapped gifts? Oh, Mike seems like a burrito. I'd like that. Oh, gold? Ooh, Mike says I got burrito. I'd like that. Ooh, gold. Gabbies is a dumb book.

Scopus sucks, I can tell. Jabi, how could you buy a book for this show? You just called my god, this is my god. I'm gonna go with Gabbies. Gabbies interest me because I like books. You got to tell my god. You're gonna give me your own coups. You're gonna love this.

Oh, that's sound. That's sound was great though. It was very satisfying. This is a vagina coloring book, where you color in a bunch of different vages, and it's peaceful and it's meditative. That's a sushi vage. This is a cupcake vage. I hate feminism worse than I did.

And it's all because of Jankin. I hate feminism worse than I. I hope that you're inspired and everyone in your apartment complex dies because of it. Wait, hold on. I'm a bit of brownstone, you piece of shit. Yeah, you're right. I tried Mark date on that because I have my watercolour cockbook coming out. It's just dicks and things. Okay, so what is it again? It's a webcam. I got a web camera. I got all the sound equipment. Joe, look. Look at all this stuff. This is pretty nice. Sure. You can always have an extra one going the world with. Bobby, yours is an end of the fucking aisle. CBS. Like, it's next to the host's cupcakes.

Dan's is too because I almost got those glasses. Yeah, I ordered them off the actual television body like a really sad man. I'm actually hyped about the glasses. Who currently has Groot because I kind of like this Groot. Hey listen I forgot about this. What? What? You just found out a bag. He's just picking up other things off the floor.

What is it? You're picking up all the stuff is fucking shed right now. Bobby, I wish you would have shown me that because I want to get it. I mean, the market for a leg pillow. That might have come back on that one. Bobby's giving away his mother's gifts. No, no, no, i dropped something to hold on uh...

i have to go i can't i dropped something to it's a codec machine from serious xm satellite radio uh... running on empty overcoming your childhood emotional neglect this is also in there also there's, there's a 21 Jump Street themed Yeti. Also in a regional Emmy with my name on it. What's a dog? Anyway, my dog. Not that ugly dog. Ah, shut up. I'm going to switch with Dan, who I think has the Chiapet, is that right?

Because there's a thing, no one's mailing their gifts. So I want the gift that I have in my hand. So I'm switching with Dan. I'm taking the Chiapet. Dan, you currently have a list of your own book. I'm buying three more of these right now, so I'm going to just keep this one and give it to you. I need to give it to it.

I'm just going to ask whoever takes this for their address and it'll be shipped directly to their home Yeah, I'm not shipping shit. So I'm taking the Cheap at Dan you have the coloring book great Who's next? Me so it's just me and scopos gifts, right? Yeah, yeah, I'll pick your gift Alrighty you're gonna get a once in a lifetime. Dennis Dennis

Rodman, blah blah blah blah. That's pretty cool. That's not a bomb. It's a doll. I actually got it from Dennis Rodman. Is that a chew toy for a dog? No, no, no, no. My ex roommate, Albinase, interviewed Dennis Rodman, and he was given these out roommate Albinay's interviewed Dennis Rodman and he was given these out So this is actually from Dennis Rodman If I was a fucking loser that would matter if I was a fucking Idiot loser, oh my god Dennis Rodman touched this Dennis Rodman doll Meterotic

I think Bobby's just reading a book at this point That's all I had an hour and a half fucking distance you get stuff You know what so this is what you get I'll take the camera I always bring the basket every year without a doubt. This is my. I saw the pick. Yeah. Right.

He was number six. So I get the pick year. Yeah. I'm going to get yours. And then who was number one? Dan was number one. So he gets to choose at the very end. So as you know, last year, my dog, Jasper passed away.

You're giving me some ashes. Let's say. Jasper, I got an earn and you can get Jasper's ashes. What is Jasper's ashes? You know, do that's dark. That's fucked up, dude. I'm the ported it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you.

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I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. want that? Nothing camera, I guess. Camera you're not gonna take the dog's asses. Take the dog's asses, agreed. Put him in the studio. What are you here right now? I have the VJJ coloring book. Fuck, Dan's gonna take the camera and then I'm gonna be stuck with the VJJ coloring book. Unless Dan doesn't take the camera because Dan looks like he's got a decent camera. And for senior's order, this decent camera and for senior's order this camera for big J Probably also ordered this camera for you, right? No

Come on get mine, dude Get mine. Let me see so hung on really what I should do is pick the one that I think Dan's not gonna take what's the next best gift Yes, Bob really if you do is have this conversation in your head obby's gifts the J. J. coloring book Let me see what I got here. We have the Grout, Groot and Starbucks. Grout. Oh, I just found this came out too. This dropped.

How does it? What does that say, I think? You got the sunglasses in the pop. You don't want that. I'll use that to put on a shoes, if you can't reach. You're... Oh, look what I found. Oh! You're what he's like.

Alright, I'm going to take a shot in the dark, because I'm careful about any of these gifts. The camera would be nice, and then I'll have to buy another camera. I save $120 of this works out the way that I wanted to. I'm taking the camera back. Now we'll just see what Dan does now. If Dan has a funny bone in his body

I'm taking the camera Gabby Absolutely the JJ book and Lewis I will text you my address to send that camera I can also color it in and jerk off to it fine It is the second best gift they gotta be honest with you. Yeah That camera is sweet. There's no Who gets who gets mishis gift is he keep his God damn it. I want those I want to put them. I have diva right there diva's

I have diva right there. Divas. Right. I even had deepu right there. I have deep impressions right there. Aw, shucks. Guess I'll have to keep Groot. She a pet. Suckers.

God dammit. Would you put the ashes in the studio? So what are we going to do for Ari's gift? Was that a boss? We'll shoot it in the space. I think you reveal it and whoever deserves it. Like, we'll know somebody is the most obvious for the gift and that person should get it. I'm sure well, agree democratically.

But what if, what if, what if it isn't appropriate for somebody? What if it's one thing? It's either something stupid in hilarious or something awesome. I mean, already could very well have sent something fucking incredible. Very true. So I almost feel like we should assess that risk. I don't know what it is. I got a video for him from him and I sent it to mush

because I wanted to watch it with everybody at the scene. I don't know. Let's see what's going on. Gabby has COVID. I've already had it. So you got it again. I heard you cough. This is for Bobby's Secret Santa. Secret Santa, oh cool, you can see a fucking

Reflection to see this fucking sweet ass deck. The mirrors are mislify of a ball patch, but look at this What a great view. So guys, you know, as a Jew, we didn't have Secret Santa. We had secret investment problems. And what we did was we took money away from Christians and we focused it towards Jewish owned businesses. But I love the Christmas spirit and I want to participate. So I got you, whoever got my name, the Secret Santa, secret Yankee hat. What's happening to you?

What do you hate? What do you hate? What do we all hate? That's right. Mosquitoes. No one likes a mosquito. I'm not even other mosquitoes. They also get mosquito bites.

So I got you the sweet ass mosquito incense holder and incense together. That's right. You just light it on fire and then you slowly burn it like this. It works swear around. There's a shit load extra. And it keeps the mosquitoes away at a rate of like me 40-50 percent So I know she got me, but I hope it's more valuable than that and I don't know happy Christmas and I thought what do you guys say what is it celebration of the day Jesus First learn how to master me think it's something like that anyway. I'm already fair and I You're a secret Santa. Was I muted? I was making so many fucking jokes like I'm more on the whole time.

He said, what did everyone hate? I said the Jews. Then it was like you're right in the playoffs. I was like, yeah, the Jews. I mean, I was fucking crushing. Then I looked down and said mute like a fucking asshole. So unmute yourself fuck you Who is a piano

Yeah, that was a guy you did though on a man are we so lucky we cut him out of that Talking about money they're not giving it away He caught him out of that. Yeah, not like a dude talking about money, they're not giving it away. Whoa. I put that in the fucking intro. Put some of the boat coming in, it's working hard, dude.

Yeah, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Thank God we didn't get that yet again. Dan Soda fucking wins everything. Hi, I'm Dan Soda sucking my asshole. I'm taking that camera. There's a good camera, Dan. It is. Thank you, Lewis.

You're a good son. I'm glad you're with you too. Today, a big snowstorm is about to hit. Wait, wait, real quick. Who kept their own gift? It's like four of us. I have. I am.

I mean, Joe. Yeah. I like my dad is fraud. Did anybody get my gift? Or do I keep this? You keepman. Did anybody get my gift? Or do I keep this? Keep that. No one liked any gift except for mine. Yeah. This is right though. I just are phoning it in and not spending money on this

fucking thing. No, no. No, last year was Dan's gift. It was the projector that I got. No, no, that was Bobby's. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Bobby's. No, again, got it free from Comedy Central. Yeah, no, Dan got that. I got, but your gift was good last year too. It was a gift machine. No, that was your before. What was my last year? I don't know. I brought some I brought some fucking hot gifts to this fucking show though. Yeah, I got a, I got a lap dance from a tranny. Remember when I almost fist fought that fucking porn star that you brought in? Yeah. That was awesome.

With her tits out. I know. And I got a fucking front of that, like Louis is violent towards women. I was like, only ones like that. He he he. He came to the animal. What am I supposed to do?

She started to beat me up. Am I supposed to not fucking at least give her a fuck and one of those bitch? I'm not sure. Would you pretty bitch. Who do you think you are? Remember we told her she couldn't share her tits so we got her a piece of shitty artwork

that we said you have to hold this up. So while she was trying to fight you, she was just holding that painting over her tits. Trying to hit you with our tits painting. Oh god damn it. All right, listen, this has been a fucking great episode. I love each and every one of you Scopo good seeing you

I told you get for stucco. Yeah, I thought we're gonna It's not respond Wait, I was I was out after for stucco you Honestly, no, you were in the you know you were in the first month. You were in the first you we wanted you know for stuka it was supposed to be a big surprise for everybody to have both you guys. Yes stuka and scopo and depo said no. Depo said no. No, for stuka didn't even have the fucking respect to even respond. Oh yeah I want to do something from 2012, no thank you, Ruby.

I don't know if you know this, but the water flushes different down here instead of the thoughts on you. Good boy. What's the girl from her country that killed it last year? What was it, what's her name? Hannah Gubsby has me opening for her. Yes, I think I was sad that that's what's your name scuffle didn't I mean Fusuka sad that scuffle said yes, I was sad that Kelly said didn't answer us that's

makes me sad surprising I'm surprised you're not least fucking isn't it in the middle of the night down there? Yeah, yeah, so maybe that's it. Yeah, that's why maybe we'll have a when did you email her? What's that? This morning? Oh, you fucking yeah, you stink. Yeah, that's your problem. I've been you she's an idiot. I told her to do it yesterday You really pulled a fast. We do it last night last night is we heard daytime. I know but I had I had a thing You're a double I had nothing. You're a dumb one. You're the last night.

You're the last night. You're the second. You're the Paul Cerumi. You screwed up the podcast. You could have sent a thing way before you stupid bitch. I'm not sending you this with JJ. I don't care. I got a eye on you.

I got a camera on one from Louis. Here we go, man. I don't have a camera and one from the Lewis in in in in in in in

in in in in in in in in in in in in in your posts. Gabby brawn.

I wouldn't fuck you with a Oh I miss you guys I want to be in the same room. We can do it at gas digital studios. What happened? There's a blizzard. Yeah, is a blizzard and this comment. Yeah, not yet. This captures the time better. They put in a watch right now.

I love Kelly. I miss Kelly, but how come everyone just pretended like it would have been better with Kelly? It would have been a trash to work that face. It would have been hilarious. You understand that if you understand how funny it would have been, I love Kelly, but I know Lewis. I know. I know. I love Kelly. But here's a problem because like Gabby. No, but go fuck yourself with cocking, I love Kelly. I do. Try to trash Gabby, but Gabby's actually pretty. I like Kelly a lot.

So Kelly fat and ugly like it hits harder because there's a little more truth there. You know, Gabby's fingers are groser than anything that's ever come on I would rather eat Kelly for Snookin's biggest dump she's ever taken look at Gabby's finger it hurts to look at them Oh Your hands are in pain. Oh how fast can you paddle so fast? I'm flying in the water baby. Oh, you're an aquatic animal Gabby once asked a kid to play patty cake and the kid killed himself kid killed himself. She's got prang man to his hands. Oh, look at you when you dick fan, dick fucking pajamas.

Well, I'll tell you right now, Gabby, I'll say right now, the whole year you've been doing a great job of posting thirsty shit on Instagram. Very jerkable. A lot of the stuff you've been posting. Extraord extraordinarily jerkable She did a shot it was literally of her ass. It was just of her ass and you get to really see some lips hanging a little bit in the I Got three secret accounts. I'm serious.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome. All right. So Lewis, Lewis, Dan, Joe, Scopo, Gabby, Mike, I love you guys. I do. Yeah. I love that you guys are all right. You're doing great. Most of you, some of you are doing better than others. But thank you guys. You guys others. But you guys you guys mean the world to me and I mean it mean it for my heart. I love you guys so much. You're

my family Lafamilia and we made it through another year. We're still in the business. We're kicking ass. Everybody's doing great and it means the world to me that we come together and still do this and we're all still fucking hilarious and this was an amazing fun awesome fucking show and I love it and I needed it and I hope we do it every year until one of us gets really famous and just doesn't do it. So I love you guys. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe guys Joe Joe Joe I just gave my hand to the show speech and you fell asleep Maybe so does cartoon could be huge we might not

He might be here. Let's just let's honest even if I have to zoom in from the lot. I'll be here I love you buddy. Best. I'll see you. I'm Louis. We'll see you this weekend. Go some sledding with the boys. I'm saying it's actually being over in Friday. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't mentioned it to him yet. So I don't want to say the judge. As soon as I'm done, I'm going in. I talked to Don. She was cool with it. We got to talk to Max. I'll drop him off on the way to Uncle Vinnie's. And then yeah. What are you at Uncle Vinnie's? Yeah. What? Why are we doing phone calls at the end of the project? Hey, Liz, I think I'm gonna be in a story next week. You wanna go out for a lunch, maybe? Yeah, I'm gonna be there.

All right, we can do part of Lena. Just forgot. Yeah, that's right. January 30th, I'll be at the Wall Street Theater in Newark, Connecticut, live streaming around the world that night too. You so if you're not there, if you can't be there, at live, you can pay for view it.

Right to your living room, get some booze, get some food. You can fucking jerk each other off while I'm on stage, writing your living room. So make sure you go there, wall street theater dot com. What's the opening for Bobby on that kick, actually? You guys will be seeing me. Yeah. Are you opening for me?

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Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay, buddy. Okay. And it'll fucking it'll shove it right down Bobby's fucking asshole. Think about that Gabby. Funny first go.

Go. No. Gabby. Don't fuck. You can't. No fucking. You can't. Christmas time. You fucking fuck with me, Jack.

Christmas time, you fucking don't listen to Satan. All right? You listen to the cute little elf on your right shoulder. Not that Puerto Rican elf on your left shoulder. He's Satan. Mike, I'm the Joe. It's over. It was your ride.

You got it. OK. You guys are my roads. Bye, everybody. Bye. you