Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Yankee Swap 2022 | Dan Soder, Luis J Gomez, Joe List, Joe Derosa

Episode Date: December 25, 2022

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This is the original. Original. I do. What's up, everybody? Robert Kelly here, Bobby K. Bob Oh, the fucking dude, we're back with the Christmas. Mary, Mary Christmas, special edition of Yankee Swap. With the regs and a special guest, an OG, the OG, we got Derosa, Mr. Joe,

Joey Shamwitches, no showbiz Joe. Yeah, we got Dan Soda, AKA two fingers. What the fuck was that? Corporate Dan is in the house. The Gator, the G the house. The Gator. The Gator fight. The Gator fight. The Gator fight.

God damn Gator fight. You know what's crazy is if I would have made merch from that, I would have made, I'd have a house upstate. You'd be a man. The god damn Gator fight. You never made dangerous Joe merch. I know. You never made Gator fight merch.

We did make Gator fight shirts. We did. And they sold out. They sold out. Did you ever get that money? I never got a Gator shirt or money. Right. Who did that? I fight shirts. We did. And they sold out. They sold out. Did you ever get that money? I never got a gator shirt or money. Right. Who did that?

I don't know, dude. I don't know either. I got all the money. I didn't get the money either. Really? I swear to God. I was just taking it like that. I gave it to you as like penance.

You know what I'm like. Would you have to do it? I know. No, I don't know who the fuck it was. Um, a merch table, I think? I don't know who it was. Let's find out. You know Rob Sprance probably took it. Yeah, he did.

He had a better house in the theater. That was a gator shirt. Yeah, and then he was like, yeah, I'm out of the company. Damn, gator, fuck. And we got fucking, we got Joe List, AK, the truth, AK, baby mouth, AK, Diane. I found the numbers, 256. That's fucking good.

Dude, that's high. Joe, that's high enough to go on cholesterol. No, standard range, I can't hear myself, am I on? Turn the fucking headphones on. You're a fucking headphone. Standard range, 100 to 199. Yeah. You're above it.

I told you why. 56.55 points said, my cholesterol was moving in the wrong direction for a while. He goes, you're about to cross the threshold and then to bed. That's what, that's what you're gonna have to. You gotta get it down, you'll be preventative. You have two choices.

You can do it all on your own or we can also put you on medicine to help. And I said, just put me on the meds and I'll change my diet. I did both. I'm changing my diet. Yeah, you're not, you're muck banging this episode you know what, dude.

That's my first slice in a while. In a week, you said you and a while in a week. You said you just got the results. So we could go the Monday before Thanksgiving. What? I mean, you wanted a dramatic. Why do you go to always enter angry? Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the rattlesnake,

a K the skank, the King's gang right over here. Give him a name, name to though. Give it it shit on us don't give him just good I was getting a sensitive fucking titted motherfucker AK the dirty fucking no dad spangied you got pick a hat Lou he yeah this is usually Lewis's hat right there I save it for you but you can pick whatever hat you want you want this one Lewis we found out that It's too small try it. We found out that list has the cholesterol of an investment banker Yeah, I don't like it. I was your cholesterol

I think it's all right. I don't like he just blew Doros off like he's an open micer So Doros before yeah, but he just went like this. Yeah, get away He didn't like the hat. I was off there. you go. That's the hat You should wait right there. No, that's sensual ass. Oh my god. He looks good. It he carries pink well my triglycerides are normal Well, you don't know what that is. You should be you don't drink my L my LDL That's pretty good. How's your HIV? Oh? My tie-in should I get something going hold on to that? I got it right. It is fucking, his physician wants a man of the way. He didn't even suggest any fucking job.

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Yeah, you told me on taste buds that you eat chicken parmesan once a day. No, I just think your clothes might seem like he's made of egg yolk. I used to eat mac and cheese, but, but here's what I've done so far. I stopped putting butter on a bagel. That's good.

Butter on a bagel. That's a dry ass bagel. I just, I just, you just took away the only time you should use butter. But here's the thing, I was eating a cupcake a day, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just took away the only time you should use. But, but here's the thing, I was eating a cupcake a day, a brownie a day, chicken parm every day, a box, a full box amount of. Brownie you out every day. Are you an elf? Are you a fan of elf?

Are you a elf? It's gonna plum it. You're like your fun, you're gonna plum it to the fucking brownie. Yeah, I got this, I started my coffee with a candy cane. Yeah, Joe, Joe eats like Tom Hanks when he got big and big. If you saw an adult eating like that, you're like, did you wish to be big at a party? Just like, what I exercise, I have a trampoline inside of my apartment.

Whatever pot heads. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, make the fun of the pot of a brick candy cholesterol then. By the way, that should scare you that your cholesterol is higher than people of the munchies. I'm gonna be in the fucking states.

Look at me. You're higher than that. Is your cholesterol? Where's your cholesterol? It's like 190. What? You're gonna die. I don't know what's higher than that. He's neck is sweaty. Are you walked up here an hour ago? Are you so sweaty?

He has to carry his cholesterol on a separate bag. No, cholesterol's not stressed. Blood pressure is stressed, I think. So with cholesterol is just the fact that you eat chicken parm once a day. Yeah, I eat every meal I have is covered in cheese. Yeah, dude, that's not what I act, folks. Hey, hey, hey, you have a joke about eating everything. You're taking this well.

Yeah, that's right. You know my act. Doggy. You're taking this well, dude. When your blood pressure went high, when we were getting the IVs in Florida, you had to fucking, like, you had to leave the house for 25. Well my but no I went to McDonald's for everybody I'm gonna go get science food for everybody

No, I need to double quarter panoramic cheese I need to wash this down. I need to wash down this news with a big mac in a McFlurry. I'm taking action The nurse pizza. The nurse came over to do our IVs and you have to do blood pressure beforehand. Joe was so armed and then he went to the supermarket to get supplies to the house and whoever you are with took pictures of him in the supermarket at the fucking blood pressure machine. He was so nervous.

I can't believe you're taking that. You got to get that down dude. That's why Keith had two strokes. I know I'm 40. He's 79. He's black. It's worse. It's worse. That's where you're gonna Nip this in the bud now. I'm nipping my friend went on your nip in that pizza

And we can get on the yeah, I'm gonna take you five hours eat that pizza with that little mouth It's like leaving it in a cake to get some medicine You know, I hope you stroke out on I hope I Hope dream that that I did I the most fucked up dream about John I texted Joe as soon as I woke up I literally were walking into New York City you know how there's like the metal like the the stairs to go down in front of like a lot of like stores like it'll be like

basically there's no we're not that is why why are you talking to us like we're stupid we get it from New York City wouldn't be able to imagine what that is yeah Bob there's an audience yeah dude yeah but he's saying it're stupid. I think someone from New York City wouldn't be able to imagine what that is. Yeah, Bob, there's an audience. Yeah, dude. Yeah, but he's saying it's stupid. He's going, you know, there's a, uh, the gas digital page. Stop fucking pausing. Just spit it out.

So I had a dream that Joe, like it was open. He wasn't looking. We were just talking. And then he fell through the, the, the, the, grace. Why, why are you pausing? What the, the, why are you doing that? But then he fucking hit his fucking didn't have a chin But he hit his chin on the other side of the thing so his head snap back and he just fucking Tom's a gird at the bottom of the fucking

Thing I'm gonna died. Yeah, I did Not even though you were dead, but then I remember be like oh, he's dead. I had to get to a spot Yeah, to get to a spot. Yeah, I was just a dream You're a dinosaur cluster. Oh too high. Yeah, you was a dream. We're a dinosaur cluster. It's too high. Yeah, he had 257 cluster. You didn't hear about that dude. Tom's gone. It's not funny. Dude, go. You didn't hear about it. That's crazy. Oh my god. Buddy, look it up right now. Look it up. It happened. I just last night. I swear on Bobby Kelly's son's life that Tom Siger is dead. I also swear on Bobby's son's life. It's not gonna be funny. He actually is dead, what about the reaction to Thompson girl being dead buddy. He's gone. You're giving it away

Buddy, he had a fucking show He wouldn't have made that joke right then it would he wouldn't I hate Tom's a girl good ridden buddy No, I love Tom. He's one of my favorite people. I meant he's selling whatever dude. I didn't know what show me much on his phone show me We actually have a don't try to make a quick fucking Joe. We have a Computer with a lady behind it. Yeah bring it up producers are really fucking crack. What am I gonna do? He's a woman. I used to be on the yellow mush. I can't yell at him. She'll fucking see the fucking headline I mean it takes fucking to we have internet doctor Steve dude. He's but but buddy are you friends with him I didn't know you are friends with him I'm friendly yeah I mean I'm friendly with him too and I'm sad about it but I'm not

the bobby went to friendlies with him one photographer haha how's it going alright whatever Nicole's not bringing it up I don't know when Dr. Steve that I'm Nicole bringing it what Dr. Steve said I'm okay yeah you mean Dr. Steve's that I'm oh bringing it what Dr. Steve's I'm okay. Yeah, you mean Dr. Steve Dr. Drew no, you know, Dr. Steve is on math right and he was like yeah

You want to get on lip at all yours is higher than you saying no, it's not you it's it's Hey, you let's do it a podcast spit it in the microphone fuck. I am literally in the range of I'm looking at you're in Bobby Kelly at the kitchen table mode right listen You used to me when we first started this P. You know what made me know what makes me not I did this podcast with What this is shows podcast this is show's podcast Joe lip is gonna die Joe Can I just read some

Joe libs gonna die Joe. This is gonna die. Can I just read some comments? Com No, this is a total cholesterol level of 240 or above is high. A normal cholesterol level is under 200. Now that's a top sigur. You're cholesterol is 265.

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today's Lesley. Yeah. You want the G-Raffle with that fucking Lesby. Yeah, this is a joke. This is a joke. I'm dressed as a fucking asshole. Is it the only thing that fits? Or the pocket.

What? Oh my god. Hey, Joe, I lost a lot of work. Joe, how dare you? I know, but you're still husky. I am a little husky Joe, did you make that coat from the mustard from your sandwich shop? That's funny. I like it. I'll take it shut up. No, it's good. It's mustard. Hey Hey, it goes over there. I guess it's the sandwich. Did you get that coat out of a ghost hunting van?

Whoa, what is it? What is everyone's stuff to it? What's going on? Come on, smash each other. I don't like that jacket. Look at this jacket. I like the jacket. I borrowed that jacket last year. Remember for a day or two? Yeah, it was good.

You look good in that jacket. You don't look good in that jacket. Not now. He's worried about Joe. And put it on. I know. Well, you start grabbing your arm like red fox now. Dude, I got it. I got it. I'm mad.

You go, Sarah, I'm coming. I'm just saying you should talk to your doctor about it. I talked to my doctor. If anybody has no Joe is on the verge of death right now, Joe could have a stroke at any moment. List. List. Yes.

Yes, not you. I mean, you look like you're dying. He could be asking that. I lost some way too. No, everything about you. Yeah, but it's just in your arms. Yeah, your arms look like they died. I lost a lot right here.

It always goes away from here. Oh, it came back but I Why'd you say? Jowls he has jowls I get to double chin real bad. I still get it. Tits and chin. It's brutal My phone is It's a great Asian radio team It's a great Asian radio team It's a shit Oh, someone is shouting I slanted

I slanted No, I slanted Please do not isolate No, no, I slanted That's the thing that gives you that You do that then you have a heart attack and people feel bad so you can't get canceled You think I'm only 40? I got done You're bad, you're worse than the thing sweating over here. I hold on. I talked to Dr.

Johnson. Anthony Rumble Johnson was a fucking high level athlete. Right. He was like 42 years old. Let's get Dr. Steve on the phone. You're right. To settle this. Dr. Steve said he did a little calculator. I have a little tip calculator. I have a 2.4% chance of heart attack in the next 10 years, but the national average from 40 to 50. We should really get Dr. Steve on the phone and ruin this potential awesome podcast. You'd be trashing each other right now. I can't wait to watch back and forth.

Can't wait to do your whole podcast with Joe with his hand on. Sweet relief coming up. I've got to listen to fucking Dr. Steve give Joe a consultation. Dr. Steve, you live on the YKWD special Yankee Swap Christmas edition with Lewis Gomez, Joe DeRosa, Dan Soda and Joe Liss, who I, we pretty sure is dying. His cholesterol is, what?

256. 256. Right. How did his doctor not tell him to go on lipitor, Steve? I mean, well, okay, he decided to go hiking in Vermont rather than talking to me about this yesterday. So that's true. Yeah. And. Well, no, what? You cut out for a second. I need this info. Make you feel better. It's like, and that's the last time I'll ever say that. So here's the thing. if you want to take two seconds

Oh, we did the calculate is actual risk. Yeah, which we did I need I need some you know, just I need some Answers to these questions. Okay, go ahead. How old are you? Wait Steve we did this you you you you i have a two point four six they have it but we've been trying to like i'm forty years old forty and you are uh... purportedly a male okay non-smoker non-smoker yep non-smoker baby

hundred and seventy seven pounds yeah two fifty six now what was your good cholesterol? High, it was high. It was nice. It was it was a honey of a number. Hold on, pulling it up. In the 90s or the 60s or anywhere in there, it was a 74. Okay, 74 will take that. Okay, and you know your blood pressure. I mean, this is my blood pressure is bad. I said, for will take that okay and you know your blood pressure i mean this is my blood pressure is bad it would be funny if you just said he was gonna die one forty eight over eighty two you have normal blood pressure no high very high

okay so one forty five so i'm like yeah let's say that one forty eight over eighty two just say he's gonna die please for us are you are you on blood pressure medicine gel and now i have now. I'm not on medicine. 2.4% chance of heart. Here's the thing. The normal 40 year old as an average 10 year risk of heart attack of 4% yours is 2.3% so you're actually even with your blood pressure. The way it is, it's older than the average. to blood pressure the way it is, it's older than the average. Woo!

So now as you get older, that number will increase to the point where it's getting above the average, then we need to do something. So the time to do something about it. All right, listen. Oh, there you go. By the way, we had this entire dog. I mean, he's losing his mind. I love Dr. Steve, but wow.

That kind of felt, made me feel better. Yeah, we're good. What the fuck am I on, Lepet but wow. That kind of felt made me feel better. Yeah, we're good. What the fuck am I on Lippetour? Exactly, you're in normal level. I told you, you're on the level. And one of those sleep deprivations. Why is, why is,

I'm sure you accidentally hung up on me. No, the phone died. The phone as cholesterol is too high. Oh, Steve, why the hell am I on Lippetour then? Why is the big, pharma in your asshole? Why is Joe Derocio in your asshole. Why is Joe the roast around lipitor? What I Apparently is a prescriber prescribed it for a cholesterol, but mine was only

198 now. I'm like what the fuck am I on this normal range? That's the normal range. But it is a guy's So I have an actual question my Dr. C my My chest hurts am I gonna die? I'm going down Wow I quit a year ago all right listen This is turning into an old man podcast. I love you, Dr. Steve. Goodbye. I think he's, Bobby has your prostate. Whoa.

Whoa. Hey, new topic. It's between us. New topic, Bobby can't. Jazz. Bobby can't. Jazz. I pulled on the milk made. She shut up, man. I bet you dribble out like a little like a book.

I dude, I jazzed the other day two days ago in the hotel room in Boston and it shot hit my tit That's just because you're titting low Everything's boasters we're back I just the other day and it was a fucking hot rope a real good one. What do you what are you doing? I don't know. Oh, please let it happen. That's the left side. Don't make it I don't want Joe doing something Oh, oh please let it happen. Please Please that it happened that's the left side don't make it I don't want Joe doing something just oh Please that it happened please You guys have enough mouth for it to drop down on one side you guys have to pause for my zingers. I'm like

It's like hanging with Keith no dude. I went and did orange theory you guys ever do orange theory No, you know why went and did orange theory you guys ever do orange theory no, you know why what are faggot? Safe You made it more expensive. This is a offended Asian is the most hilarious character in one. You went to Tufa. How would you bring up a such a stochie smudging? That's a Jew. You just did a Jew.

No, this is a Jew. Hey, what do you believe Kanye? Orange theory, great workout class. What is it? Your heart rate. They're fucking for females, dude. I check check it's for chicks that are trying to get husbands You went to a girl Jim You're already married and you're not a lady like you sit on a like a fucking little bouncy thing and just working

Yeah, they do it for hot chicks. It really is what bouncy thing It's like a medicine ball to make your fucking You're the kegel class. You're in Scientology of gyms. Yeah, it is a little culty Joe's on his back tightening his ass To soup cans Are you through? I know I know I'm not started about my health now. We're taking action now You know about your fucking Garfield. Yeah, all right. First of all, it's hot chicks You guys like the guys that make fun of the male cheerleaders who are just looking up skirts all day. Yeah It's hot chicks you guys like the guys that make fun of the male cheerleaders who are just looking up skirts all day Yeah, they're getting out with the gun

Scrux, they're looking at the shoulders tight Yeah, they have to put vicks under their nose so they don't throw up They're like, yeah, like foreigners, they're not turned on, they're like ew Yeah, they go, oh my god, how is that have nothing in there? No, nothing is happening at all, that's a, that's a, that's a whole Philosophically, does it make sense? Oh, it looks like a Muppet's mouth, boy Joe's sweating and then some hot girls fucking running listening to a podcast and Joe goes my podcast my fucking

cholesterol's high and she's like get away from what is orange theory? What are you doing? I've only seen it and I thought it was a fucking Yogurt shop. I thought oh yeah, I thought it was juice. You get juice. I thought it was Julius. You dumbed up I thought it's how they rehab like paralyzed people I thought they put you in a machine where they move your arm and shit. What's the theory? What tell us the theory? Joe is gay Work as well. Yeah, let's yeah. You're a champ guy. I'm also not above putting a little pee pee. Of course you get that jacket from one of those guys.

Okay, so you're at the theory. What's the theory now? Orange theory. Orange theory. I'm not really. This is the kind of thing Lewis shits on and then next time you see him, he's like, dude, I'm telling you orange theory. I do it twice a day.

Everything I did before is stupid. I'm not going to be a real man. I'm not going to be a real man. I'm not going to be a real man. I'm not going to be a real man. I'm not going to be a real man. I'm not going to be a real man. I'm not going to be a real man. I'm not going to be a real man. I'm not see him He's like dude, I'm telling you orange theory. I do it twice a day. I Everything I did before is stupid this you're not gonna ask us next year now. Why?

He left right on my face. It's over. He can laugh announced the new dates today. He can laugh The exit He's been the sample of cholesterol. This is turning to Vegas. I am 20. I go back to the first. Yeah. I'm going to you. Vegas. But when is the New York one?

When is the one we could just walk to again? We tried to do New York. You know, walking anywhere. Did you make the announcement here? Easy. We made a are you clock. I thought you gave me some mush got to go.

Come on. Mushroom. And I brought Ron Hirschberg. You can take my place. He'll take my place around he almost hung himself last year The rope broke yeah, luckily I was still too fat fucking and and cholesterol still lower than Joe's All right, so I'm theory orange theory Yeah, it's about heart rate. It's probably your blood. It's getting the heart rate into a good orange zone

And every minute you're in that burning zone that you usually talk about that since the 80s because it's getting the heart rate into a good orange zone and every minute you're in that burning zone and you usually Torba doesn't the 80s because it's a new thing. Yeah, it's not it's getting a great place You can normally only get a tooth through butt sex I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited I was he even invited

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It's called jogging, Mrs. Issa. It's this thing they've learned where you're not really running. You're just jogging a little bit. It's really good for your heart. Yeah, nice antlers, you're queer. Yeah, I just went to my new gym. It's called dumbbell mythology. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

It was just dumbbell. It was arg theory held the steam room. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Yeah, they had to call it orange theory because bathhouse is illegal. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, whatever.

Ha ha ha ha. At least I'm not on prescription meds. Ha ha ha. What? Right? I'm gonna eat everyone. You don't want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear die. The dead in orange theory. No, no. No, Nicole. Did I have to turn away when you guys were working Nicole?

Because Deroza did it. I mean, could we fucking speed it up? Deroza bit it for a second that it made me laugh so hard that I had to turn away like this and just look at the dumb change. But Segura? Yeah, because he's serious. Juggos said, do you see it?

I really didn't believe it for a second. You didn't really hear about him. He just said it was. He didn't die, but he definitely was in the hospital. No, stop. He said in the hospital for making too much money. Money! He broke his back, lift those money bags.

Yeah, he broke that bag, lift it up. So orange there you go. Oh shit. I mean hot chick. So it's a hot chick. But there's a hot chick there. There's a hot chick there. Can you help me here?

There it is. Oh, look at that hot chick on the left. What do you say it's rowing? You dickhead. I'm trying to. You didn't get, let me go to where it is. One more. Go where he's. Everything is orange.

That's all it is. Is everything is orange with apartment numbers on? But Joe, why is there, why is there, is this an Amsterdam? Why is there people cleaning this? Why is there a four and a half on that number nine? And then that dude, yeah, no, maybe it's the size of your cock. So is it you just know? No, no, no, what is it? I'm not saying. No, what you? Oh my. So you just

it jazzy. What is that? Hold on. Is that you row? You lift you run? Okay, they've pushed up those are T.R. X. Bells Do you need to get that baby you're gonna get that baby wait off No time it's fucking crazy dog You don't want to just pump I remember when we went to the gym we pumped iron together. Yeah, do we pumped iron? That was fun. Let's pump some iron. I'll pump iron. Well, what is this stuff? You step up and step down This is a pumping iron. This is like pumping your Another do you pump so you pop you pop you step up and step down is that what that? I keep in your heart rate like all resistance training You can you shouldn't get your heart rate up

You should get your cholesterol down before you get your heart rate up. That's not true. That's how you bring that Dude, I'm gonna be so ripped Honestly Joe, I feel like I already pretty ripped. Yeah, I haven't gone to the doctor in like two years for years Fuck I'll probably fuck. Yeah, it's not gonna be good. I gotta go check. Yeah decent shape now But they can't get through his fucking Neanderthal veins to get to the blood They said I have chroma agdam in vain. Yeah, if he has a high-tech that I'm gonna be able to open his chest up They just they just think I was sad because the sun went down You guys smoked for 15 years and other accoutrements too. I'm my dad smoke weed every day because I'm cool

Yeah, not to mention other. What is? Yeah, you're doing. Yeah, I did a lot of fucking a place for on every day. I just want to go for a fag and smoke out of it mouth to make fun of Joe. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, you smoke weed, right? No. You know, do we? You do alcohol. I barely. Coke. No, I cut out.

Cocaine. I had hot coffee. Hold on, what's that, I cut out, cocaine, I had that coke. Hold on, what's that? A very long time. A very long time. I'll ask this question.

Hold on, I'll ask this question. Probably a year. Was Joe Biden in office? I didn't even do anything that, I, you're Phil. Joe?

Joe? I didn't even drink it that. Joseph? I, I had to come back. I was serious. Joe? Lewis. I asked this question. Gerosa was was Joseph Biden. The president of the United States of America. No, when you did coke.

No, the last time now. Who was Donald J. Trump? Not making me laugh. Like, what is the hard thing? That's over three years. You're lying. Was a line. Was a line.

Was a line. I was a fourth or fourth or sixth president. It was just it was a bad year. He was just saying what is there. That's being you. That's you. Yes. Yes. Yes. You did coke while bought by the most present. I guess so. I'm thinking by the memory. He's bad. He's always seen him twice. Oh, like, I'm political now. What was last time you did coke?

What's the mean? I can tell you the exact. Oh, tell us the exact date we're dying to hear. We need it. Just got heat for everybody. What a cheese. Our last day. We dying to hear. We need it. Joe's got heat for everybody. Oh my god. What a cheese. Our orange. The last day we need to hear it quick. I want to go for you. Well, I'm just getting all orange over here right now. He's got all orange.

You know, fucking orange in the air. Yeah, come down Clementine. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, sicker's cheeks relax. So fucking it into it. Come down pumpkin in. Actually, Relax Actually Also till I definitely lied it was like for months

He did it at Norman's bachelor party I did it at Norman's I did I did I did I did do it enormous. That's why I'm sitting over here. I'm like who are we lying for? I'm saying now does the party pretend to not get up in Holland making three months ago By the Biden was in his second turn What the fuck are you doing coke is you gotta be careful? I didn't know I did I did enormous. I didn't do it much. Yeah, but they they have the oh that's why I don't that's the new way from it The new way to do coke is you watch your friends and hope that one of them don't die Canary once it say yeah

Or that's what they call are you drinking up with Christ you're at a bachelor party you don't care anymore And that derosa made me read the test because they do the test to see if it's good. They test it Joe's like the only guy I had to come in He's sober Also, you don't know I had to come in. I did list to the front. I was just a man. He's sober. Yeah, I know. But I also, you don't know what he goes through. I was like, just do, make sure that this looks okay.

We've been drinking on it. This time here, grab us left arm. This time here, grab us left arm. This time here, grab us left arm. This time here, grab us left arm. This time here, grab us left arm. This time here, grab us left arm. This time here, grab us left arm.

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Now you gotta watch with the fentanyl. With the fentanyl. The Sarah has to identify him by his orange tattoo. He has in his ass cheek. Wow. Oh, shit. Kevin Meaney told me, Kevin Meaney told me to throw him a picture.

Fuck, you could have gave me something. To worry. To worry once that he would did a show. He could have had to show with Danny Bonniducci. Yeah. Yeah, the dude. He said they were in the green room and they had put a bottle Checked it on the green room Kevin's like you want to do a shot before the show David she's like no, no, no, I can't I can't I don't dry and he was like come on one shot And so they did a shot they kept him in on first and he killed stage and he said dayd about it You passed him on the way to stage the bottle was half-clawed and he killed stage and he said, Dady wanted you to pass him on the way to stage. The bottle was half caught and he added his back pocket.

And he was like, woo! I love Dady about a dude she's hair color. I know. I know that. Oh my god. We're going to thank you. You guys have been great.

I don't care. And then he steps off and he's just like, oh no! Chester Cheetos out of his mind. Chester Cheetos. Damn, Joe. Oh, Joe. We're going to do chiscand.

Yeah, dude. The point is to get splat points. What's a splat point? That's where guys come in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Let me put your car in the homo shoots a little back. I got the homo. Joe gets a little splat today. The back is 10. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, let me put your car in the homo shoots the back. I got Joe gets a little splat today the back is ten points with the face is extra Joe what can I say you've got an insatiable appetite for splat point Jays Joe's getting in the mouth today

Oh my god guys look who's here to work out so little splat piggy. I'm Joseph's I call dames on jellies mouth. I'm x my penis look bigger Joe's getting splatted Black points, I'm going splat points. I'm gonna be ripped you guys So what what what what do you how many splat points do you have? I had 19 splat points Yeah, yeah first Yeah, it's a lot of come yeah, that's a lot of come What do you mean what are you gonna slap you?

Dude, it almost looks like once the snake in the orange or red zone the way the hats back It looks like you have like white hair like a So you Red zone is I think we broke down Red zone's big so orange orange zone is like that's where you want to be red zones like hey guys We're done with his orange shit. Yeah, let me turn your period that way that's tomatoes. That's tomato zone You know, is that tomato zone?

You're in the tomato zone P you I know I know We Fuck We're dealing with The show Whatever you guys need Yeah, you're mad

He's not happy I've never seen Joe not be able to regain his Composers are smashing back I'm composed He's just fucking very composed This is the worst when you're on track And then they call you on being a telltale So you get more on telltale

Just trying to keep my blood We just We made Joe into a real Real Real Real Real smash them back. I'm composed. This is just fucking very composed. It's the worst when you're on silk and then they call you on being on silk, so you get more on silk. Just trying to keep my blood. We made Joe into a regular person. Also, we didn't know all these years he was just sitting there boiling under the surface with high blood pressure. Of course, of course, I have high blood pressure. You're getting all right. Yeah, you worry. How much is, how much is orange? What is it? Orange theory a month. I'd rather not say how much is it expensive? It's a hundred and forty five dollars Wow on top of my equinox $150 a The destination well you got you got you both a destination with equinox that's right you return

That's a what is that? What is an additional bedroom? What is that? A dish that I'm all over now. You need all. What is an additional bedroom? What is destination? Money is so awesome. There's like three clubs in the city, and there's like two clubs in LA that you can use. Not three clubs in the city. There's like 25 clubs in the city.

No, no, no, no, no, you can use, but with all access to use, all but the three. Destination, which is three, 50 month, get you access to printing house, get you access to the Reebok clubs, but unless you're like right there, it doesn't really matter.

Oh, God. Yeah, I don't know what's, I don't know what really matter. Oh, God. Yeah, I don't worry about money I'm doing what's the worst listen to Lewis. No, I just have listened to him. Could you put your hat back? You're like look at that fake what I really What happened your voice? What happened to you? How did you all of a sudden become nasally? We're paying the extra You get the Reebok club and then the You're gonna get all

You got Dorito neck over here, right? Back just imagining things Yes, oh what I wouldn't give his voice is like a vampire dude Here's a burrito I'm fucking a P.A. vampire He's got a burrito for a necklampy Adam dude Let me Adam I'm doing what I think about it I'm probably just burritoing him I'm just burritoing him

I'm just burritoing him I'm just burritoing him I'm just burritoing him I'm just burritoing him I'm just burritoing him I'm just burritoing him I'm just what I think about. I'm doing what I think about. Bobbie is breathing in there. Joe's still angry at all of us. Joe, you alright?

Come on, we're best match of Bobbie now. Do we smash me a little bit? Yeah, we're gonna go to Deros and Nex and those fucking weird arms he has. Yeah, he got bad arms. Yeah, they look like they belong to a different action figure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Joe together.

Yeah, Joe has female comic arms. I do. That hurt. I'm hungry. I'm starving. I need some. I'm doing the same thing. I'm just basking.

I'm starving right now. I have carbs. Can we give me something that's not carbs? What do you need? You do intermittent fasting. You get up carbs. I know, dude. I'm doing the last thing I'm this car right now I can't have carbs. Can we give me something that's not carbs? What do you need you do intermittent fasting? You get up carbs? I know dude. I'm just fucking I'm dying I'm done. I think I fuck a fuck up me eight hour window. What do you want? I got protein shake Something that will work. Okay. Can we get them a protein shake? Let's let you have healthy. It's very healthy I mean what's healthy intermittent fasting?

So what if I eat from like four p.m. to 11 p.m. Yeah, it's fine. Just that's your window And it's not like why I like so eat 80 whoppers in that window, but you could have Drones of lives his life like like a python in the fucking Amazon Shed to skin once a month They put it to put a Joey Rose to say which is fucking I wish you a shed of skin this one's not Is he's back goes back? Oh is he's back? Joe's back. Joe is back.

Joe is back. Joe is back. Joe never left. Joe never left. Joe is just a little bit. Joe is just a little bit. I think Joe one foot and orange theory, one foot here, one foot here, one foot. I get another off the platform.

Yeah, you never know. You never know. What coffee is it? Just black. Can we get a black coffee for this female? Actually, can I get a diet show? Can I get a Coke zero? Yeah, that never know, whatever you want. What coffee is it? Just black. Can we get a black coffee for this female community?

Actually, can I get a diet show? Can I get a Coke Zero? Yeah, that's good. You're right. There is a Coke Zero. What do you listen? Why don't, don't come at me because you're cholesterol is horrible.

I'm trying to help you out here. I, I have a doctor. I went to a doctor. Your doctor, I'm just kidding. I'm listening to a guy on prescription medicine when he's in the normal range. You got duped. You're a knitwear.

You got duped. Who's got you? What, what do you think're down. You're a knitwear you got doop What do you think my doctors getting lipitor kickback of course he is Absolutely, what do you know you're fucking mine? What do you think the doctor gets money for giving out medicine? No, no, it's a perfect system. It's all good chemotherapy Cures doesn't even do shift at 97 Therapy is not lipitor, but it's the same thing they get kickbacks. They get a lot of money for putting people on that shit. He said you're lippercut. You don't need to do this.

You can't if you want those fingers down. They scare you. You're like, I want to. I want you so bad. Of course I want to do. Yeah. Why would you not take a side effect free thing that's gonna bring your cholesterol down?

Why would you not do it? Is it side effect free? I have one reason you might not do it. You're in the normal range Joe take my it was easy to get it down with dieting. I'll take medicine to get it. Let's do it together Well, I should do lines. I think fuck it loses dying. You are right. I got a What what you do watch your act? What what you do watch your act?

Oh boy There is Joe there is Joe we already get a back I'm with this and Louis Stakes and Louis Did you what you would leave her the vid? The COVID now he dance it's still smart I can miss dance still scared of COVID nerd I want to do it. Yeah, whatever. I'm going to take it away all your splat points. Hey, what happened? I'm just on fucking Friday. We're in McKenry, Illinois. Yeah, whoa, the big room. It's a good room. Oh, really?

Really cool room. Really fucking cool. Oh, man Oh man my damn agent my agent orange won't book me at What's it called again? Illinois which disgrace podcast host you touring with now Fear agent So you got sick this weekend on while you're away. Yeah, and then I almost canceled it. I was like, fuck it dude, let me die. Power through. Sunday night I felt fine.

I was back. I was feel, you powered through that 20 minutes. Oh boy. Wow. That was mean. That was mean. Why was that mean? That was really mean.

Can we just point out that Bobby Loke is eating shit on this episode? I don't like the fact that you guys, not only are not laughing, you're not even busing my balls about bombing. You're actually making it serious. You're not even busing my balls about bombing You're actually making it serious. You're just going like this. It's hard to figure the shell of a man that we knew oh Fuck you What are you shaking your head for you fucking loser?

There you go You fucking 20 minutes. The last hand they will wrap it up. You don't have a good 45. Who had lined? Who went up last? You did knock off. No, I'm a following Aaron Berg.

What are you fucking nuts? This guy's asking this guy. This guy's telling him. hey, there you go. I want to, I want to, if you're Berg at the stand recently and I was not doing well, I just got to lay the middle of it. We know, I got you, I got to look people. I know Berg just took you through every shade of blow job. But maybe change gears for me, I like that.

Berg, I Berg, Berg, Berg murders. He's a fucking monster. He really does. But he's such a fast pace. Like if you're not doing that yeah it seems like you're moving underwater like for them to come like he just fires off like so many punchlines and we go up together at the end as well and then I just realized sometimes I catch him sometimes he just says things that don't make sense yeah right yeah so this guy's drinking pain

over here I wonder why it looks like Pocosco what'll be, it'll make his little sense. That's a good character, Pekasco. Yeah, it's bull. It's bullclawed. Bullclawed. Yeah, it's bullclawed. It's a $1 idea, dude. That's what I learned about Pekasco. I started it.

We had to be fucking levels. And yeah, I'm a following that, Bobby. So go fuck yourself. I follow them. Yeah. So why? It didn't go well. So then we decided we'll have him close the door. I know, I'm kidding. You had so go fuck yourself. I follow him. Yeah. So why didn't go well. So we decided to have him close the door.

I know I'm kidding, you had like, go ahead, like. Yeah, got it. Um. So I love deadpain, but I love Mr. Roper, Bobby. You just did a Mr. Roper. I love it. You just did a Mr. Roper. Bobby is so big.

This is a big thing. Bobby is sassy. Yeah, you like women. Yeah. Will obsessed with it. Yeah, you like women. Really? Will, it's Grace Bobby! Looks the way. Oh, dude, I love, I love little shade Bobby. From now on, no more jokes.

Just face it. That's better. Oh, okay. All right, heart attack, Joe. Not yet. You will. Dude, orange spirit. Who's gonna die first?

The rose, number one, obviously. Probably me, because I haven't been to the doctor. Fuckin' his physics. I probably say me, because I haven't been to the doctor in two years. Who's gonna die first the rose number one obvious probably because I haven't been to the dog fucking his Physic I probably say me because I've been to the doctor and two years who's gonna die first I honestly make a call right now. I think it's list. I think we're talking I age or what's talking at any time Who's gonna die out of this group first without adding Mike Chorus? I honestly think it's list listen to a guy that looks healthy So then like just says list. Okay, who do you say? You say me? Well, you are at least 10 years older than all of us.

Well, that's fine. It's your age. But my genetics and nuts, hundred, my, my, your five foot six, my grandfather and my grandmother, both sides, hundreds, hundreds in the hundreds. Wow. Yeah, so I don't have heart. I have nothing, I have no can. You have no heart. He's got no kidneys. You know what I mean? I got diabetes, so I don't have heart. I have nothing in I have no can't give no heart

He's got no kidneys. I mean I got diabetes, but I don't have it so My fan that's the looks of people so all right, so you say me I say me still say you okay. I say Lewis Arguing something okay, so Lewis for you. Okay, who do you say? The Rosa, no question. Why no question? You were doing Coke six, you're 45 years old. You have a, you drink? Can I change my answer? Yeah, but that's the word.

You're doing it, sir. Oh, it changed a good point. Oh, it's a good point. He eats a lot of, he eats a lot of, he's a salted meats. Yeah, you do have a partner. Yeah, partner goes a long way. I say Joe too.

I say partner actually, I'd say not having a partner. I'm sure he's going to the Garfner stand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Edge You switching us a frozen for sure Joe Your arms are so short like if you fell you just smash your face on the floor Oh second, hold a second first of all I quit smoking and I don't have any damage from the smoking How do you that's insane? It did full scans of everything that's a lie I don't know that that's insane. It did full scans of everything. That's a lie. You were full scans. You were the fucking real star track.

That's the fuck, I'm the full scans. Oh, guys, no, I just don't know. I think I've seen it. It was the homeless guy selling a trophy. I think that's kind of my world. I think that's kind of my world. Joe's popular with getting locked in the room together for fucking three hours ago.

Jolma, scan you. You're good, you're good. You're good. Do you want to do another line? I know that. Joe's like, I smoked healthy. You're good. Do you want to do another line? I know it. Joe's like, I smoked healthy cigarettes for 20 years. Joe's shirtless on a butt.

Dude, I smoked American. Joe's smoked for more longer than I did. Joe's lowering the hand into his mouth. Not true, not true. But you know that you can get a scan of your lungs, right? To see if there was damage. Hey Joe, just don't leave it. You know that we can laugh and make fun of it, dude.

Okay, I'm just wondering. Listen, I'm gonna say right now, I think the person that's gonna die before the first, be out of all of us. Joe, listen. And I know I saw how you were misdirecting to. I am a straight guy. Dad, try to look off.

Joe is dead. Joe is dead. We'll play this at your funeral. Joe is dead. I will let you know, if I do die first, you will all probably. I can't wait. He asked to do the benefit for money for my mom

We're gonna go down here's why I'm having years like three and then we'll be all right You can find out the day you were gonna die the exact date. Thanks buddy, right didn't fucking a day in a white get that Recently like they he saw some doctor and they must have milk Yeah, dude why what's wrong with that the worst like the only one that nobody drinks the muscle milk, that's crazy. Why, why, why, why, it's part of the orange theory. Why? Why, what do you want? You fucking piece of shit.

What's wrong with muscle milk? Why? It's the grossest one. It's the only one I can drink. It's vanilla and chocolate. Making me sick, thinking about it. It's a sugar free? What do you want?

Which one do you want? I mean, there's one. What? What do you have, what do you call it? Somebody's been headed to something. Me? I'm fucking perfect. All right, listen.

Listen, so Joe, you're the pick. I'm not gonna tell you why I'm not gonna die first. Why? You're throwing your throat? Yeah, your throat is dying now. Listen, so Joe you're the pick. I can tell you why I'm not gonna die first Coca-Cola should help you. Not extend the idea of life. You're your vote tried to choke you to death just now. Because I'm the only one in this room. Oh god. Are they ready? I can do what I'm not going to do.

Because I'm the only one in this room that was smart enough to diversify his life. You're all going to die on the fucking road. All of you. Because you're also committed to being stand-ups. You're all going to die on the fucking road. We did that because- No, we didn't do that. We did that because- No, we didn't do that.

We did that because- I'm more apodized, sir. We did that because we're successful at it. No, we accept for Lewis. You had a voice-traumentalist, so I, yeah. Yeah, you had to pick another career. He's gonna accept your path. I'm co-hunting with Aaron Burke.

I'll go. Totally. Joe, it's a good point. None of us have any income other than being on the road yes Yeah, Joe you're gonna be tasty. That's true. Yes hundred percent. Okay, Joe. What I make more money podcasting No, not you. I left you out of this. I you I may I What do you got I own? I have a percentage of the comedy celibate is you're gonna point at me? There you go. Joe. You got a point of me. I have a percentage of the comedy sell a Vegas. You got a point of me. There you go.

Joe, you're not making any money. That bet me bet me bet me bet me bet me. boxes of frozen with everyone. I don't know Bobby. Here's a quarter here. You're no I believe you how much doesn't matter. I don't I don't believe me. I believe you. I don't believe you that me you have I believe you. Bobby you're one of those shitty tattoos Bobby I get to burn that body because you're gonna die on the road. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. You're gonna die. I have playing game Bobby. I'm gonna die of the road. You're playing his game because we all know Joe's gonna be in a kids right trying some more to Dell I'm gonna be at all islands on salami money And a little waiter a little waiter in a hat is gonna go Excuse me, sir. You're did you hear mr. Sotar is dying?

In the breath he was doing a Russian exit on stage and he killed over. Guys Joe got cake quickly. You fucking pussy. Joe, Joe, choke himself. I'm trying to call him in 400th guy boss that walked through his store. Hey boss. Can you please, by the way, can you please support me with these pussies that think cold? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm talking about coke. Don't try to get a drop body wherever fun. Oh stop it. Yeah. Yeah Tony Montana. What would you come to? Yeah, coke for whole. Let's try to cook this rule.

It is pretty right. It's pretty fucking sweet. Yeah. Yeah. Well Joe, I pick you too. It's no fucking way. Who'd you pick Dan? No list.

You think he's gonna die. And not out of anything mean list is just, here's gonna die. And not out of anything mean, this is just, here's the thing, you, Lewis, and Schmutz are the guys that you would think would die given your lifestyles or your past or whatever. But then that's the reason you guys aren't gonna die. But you have the least healthy lifestyle of anyone here. But you're at, Joe, here's the thing.

I don't understand what you think, like what do you think doing drugs once in a while is done to me? I like that it's worth a thing. I don't understand what you think. Like, what do you think doing drugs once in a while is done to me? I like that it's worth a lot. It went from never to like, no, I'm so sad today. I'm saying, I do snow Saturday. I'm saying like, I don't wake, I don't do Coke every day. I've done it in my life.

That's what Joe says and Joe, Joe, your through me. He's got a necklapse with little spools. You drank like an animal. Joe, does that mean you're gonna die for me? Joe, Joe, you drank like a animal like that mean you're gonna die Joe you're no His lifestyle he's a healthy person Lewis is partied harder than any of us in this room. I remember one time I started talking about it. I partied so hard where we went and I woke up like.

Lewis showed up at Sound Wedding on Special K. He took it on the train. I did, dude. You know what this man does, man. That was a rollercoaster in heaven. What are you doing? You know what they're better at. You ever do special K on a train by yourself on the way?

You know what it's even fun. I'm a waiter, one of the of the impactful jokers wedding. You know, it's even better is Lewis coming in hot on special came to a cabin that you're taking a nap at my point is this saying you used to you can say about Bobby could say that about him. You know what I mean? Like what is you step? Joe, because you currently use cocaine.

Yeah. No, I don't currently know you say we were saying you use too much cocaine. Yeah. No, I don't use to. Oh, we got it. Yeah. Did you do you use too much cocaine. No, I don't. Use too. Oh, okay. We got it. Did you still do cocaine? No, I have no cocaine.

I did it. Here's what happened when I do cocaine. Oh, the glasses came out. No, I get stung. I get stung. Okay, when's the last time you did it? Like two and a half years ago. You had a stif, a month and a half ago.

Who went a half years ago? Louis? Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. Who went a half years ago? Lewis? Lewis? Lewis? When ever, the freaking cave with column turtle. That was the last time. When the last time you did, you did. He's over here in a word.

When's the last time you've done a hard drug? I did a tiny bit of Kay at Skankfest, and I hated it, and I was like, now I'm not gonna do it. Okay, like a little time. By the way, Kay is fucking. How was that any better? Kay is healthy. Doctors are prescribing it, Joe. I don't know what Kay is. What is Kay? I don't be doctors are prescribing it, Joe.

I don't know what Kay is. What is Kay? I can't even, it's not gonna horse it. It's horses, yeah, horse tranquilizer. Hey, how's it going? You guys are dragging it, not gonna horse it. And you think, oh, hi, it's gonna be all right. Hey, what happened to the glasses goggles debate?

Who won that? Me. What? Remember, he's arguing the argue, he's a fucking... What happened? Remember, you said goggles and you said glasses Yeah, remember if it was goggles or glasses that got broken in so it didn't get settled. Oh, why don't we do in these presents? I mean, we're gonna relax. We're gonna have your presence. We're gonna come here. We got

Your presence gonna be worse We have a joke gave me this box We have a flyer. You think listen. They don't we all have a fight. All right. We got to do the first. We have a joke. You gave me this box. We have a flyer. Listen. We don't. We all have a fight. We got to do the first. We got to do the Rose Thorn seed.

That's correct. What does that mean? Yeah, I told you he's never been here. Explain it to him. I listen to me. I listen. I left the show. Under bad terms.

Very bad. And now you're back. I'm back. He left. I was there. I'm back. He left. I was there. I'm back as a gift for Christmas to my friend Bobby. He left the job. I'll take that.

Billy was going to take him under his wing, but he didn't. He took other people. No, he didn't. He held it me a lot. And why is everyone yellow from your fucking shitty generation, dude? You're a phrase generation with city. It's Boston. It's that generation.

It's the Boston. I'm not yelling. You see me yelling at everybody? I'm fucking yelling. We're gonna raise your phrase generation with city Boston I'm not yelling you see me yelling at everybody You yelling everybody I see you You like Mike your vibe if I should open for you With Let's go down the list You you yeah, Patrice. Yep Billy. Yep DePolo

Keith the people oh Gaggle of psychopaths out of that. Nobody is nicer to younger comics than I am Period and of Hanville they didn't know you when you were drinking you you' you through milk muscle milk at Joe Russell. That one knows that muscle milk is horseshit. And it was the highlight of the show so far. Easily. We're gonna do this. It's called Rose Thorn.

Wait, that comes after the president, doesn't it? Doesn't it? No. No, that's the president. It's gonna be more fun. Let's do the Rose Thorn thing first. Let's do the Rose Thorn, Thorn. Was it Rose what?

It's Joe's show, so whatever he wants. I'm telling you, I got attention with this kid. We've had it for years. I don't know Joking This is gonna end at orange theory with them. Just Baby I got an idea. Let's all go to orange theory together No, see who gets the most splat points that we come on and talk about it. I'll do it I'll get the most I'll get more than you. Yeah, so your fucking hearts will be beating out of your chest

Well, I'll go to my sandwich stop. Yeah, but you gotta keep it sustained So if you're fat, you're just gonna kill you. You're sustained. I need sandwiches Why they're why I'm buying one for one for me? What a weird fucking great sandwiches. I'm gonna get an asshole. You're gonna eat it. Right now I don't. I don't trust a junk dealer. It doesn't use his own product.

Yeah, fuck that. All right, let's focus. I, what? Great. I think this is a great hang. No, possibly unlistenable. We've had multiple covers in that. That's time.

I've had some zings that have been through some, some just overstepping. I know. What the fuck happened to you there. That was crazy. I don't know. I died. You died I was gonna do the rose Rose thorn rose thorn seed seed Do this we are fine. We always do the presents first. All right. Let's do the presents. We'll do the presents for Okay, we're gonna get numbers already. Please presents first and we do the present. We'll do the presents first. Okay, we're gonna. The numbers are ready. Please, yes, we do.

Are they in this? What? Please. Nicole, you in it? Yeah. All right, Nicole's in mush is in it. Nicole's in it? Yeah.

Well, they always in it. They're always in it. They're always in it. Huh? Is that the one who texts me? Yeah. New rule. Whoever texts me is getting a dick pick back.

New rule. Who are you? Bill Barr. New bill far Yeah, I treat young people on the business Okay, let me just text Lewis real quick Here we go who's going first I will so that whoever I let you Hi, so pick you right go high No, no one is the best and then after that high is the One is the best. And then after that, high is the best. One, you got one. I have, I have, I have, I have, do you have one?

Yes. I have a single paper. One is the best. Pick one. Yes. Pick one. I have to pick one. Yes.

I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to pick one.

I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to pick one. I have to worse than you Well, you got one. Yeah, well, you just say Joe How many podcast is too many low? You got to get my number. What do you mean? I have too many logos? We have like four logos. No, he's letting us supposed to be here You don't even go to school Get this to your head you I don't even know what this is. The back baby, we're back on the same team.

And you picked one, and that's your name, and then this is Jo. This is wrestling. This is stupid. This is wrestling. She of age, how old is she? She's out of 13. I got the worst number, upset.

They hide her from you. Do you understand that, Lewis? They hide her. Oh. Oh, no Asian impression. Sorry. My thing Oh yeah, no Asian impression. Sorry. My thing. Okay, okay.

Which number run? What about Joe? Did you get number run? Joe's coming back. Who you sent him for a coffee run? He got a number. He got a number. It's right here.

Oh, we're just going to focus on this. Who in the call grab his number? He's got a number. Which means she's grabbing. She's just grabbing whatever better number is. If I was her, I was or I would I would Sassy so how many people are here? Eight so if you like this dude if you like a that's a second best number one is the first best right? I forget how it works every year. Yeah, I don't forget so so that's right. So who has

Number one no Joe does. Yeah, well, go fuck your president. Go pick your president. Go pick your president. And then I get to go back at the end. Yes, right? But you can't, the box underneath is not a present. That's for the, they're just on that. Okay, but I just want to make sure I got the rules, right?

I get to go back at the end and take whatever I want. Yes, that's right. So just pick anything. Oh, you're fucking. Bob, I'm fucking that Airbnb, by the way. Oh, so the, don't go back to me. Okay, good. Perfecting the boys to a Costa Rican vacation. Oh,. You're fucking. Bob I'm fucking that Airbnb by the way. Oh, Sarika don't go back to me. Okay good. Perfect.

I'm going to go to Costa Rica and I'm going to go to Costa Rica and June. June. What's the grad? I'm going to go to Costa Rica and June. June.

What's the grad? I'm going to go to Costa Rica and June. June. June. June. What's the grad? I'm going to go to Costa Rica and

June. June. June. What a minute. Look at you, stupid. I was like, oh, we're going to go to Costa Rica and June, he's like, dude, it's going to be fucking hot. The way it fuck there. And I was like, Joe, Dind, you don't know. You're going to be going to go to Costa Rica. I mean, he's never met in your street. And look how fired up he is. I don't care.

He knows how. But he knows. You're like, dude, why was he getting that? Why was he getting a nice car? It just makes no sense. Just to be a shithead for no reason. But he knows how seasons work. Yeah.

No, it's not going to be a- Lewis was just in Costa Rica with his latest opener Lovely trip Louis Dates is openers Louis Dates is openers and then Leaves him on our door step and then leaves him on our we have to deal with them invite some I'm not doing Yes, you fucking hold on to it and bring it home yet. It's shit. Yes If I don't do it, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no This is the echo show Bobby is a fucking let me think what Bobby's a scumbag is It's from oh you actually bought this your imagination. What is that? That's dance you piece of shit What's so funny about that?

Did I almost did the same thing right now that sat under my desk at my house since two years ago. I was like, hey, it's Yankee Swap on Monday, I go, oh, it's still in the bag. You read, that's my bag? Look, even my thing that I wore last year. You mother fucker. Wait, so what is that? I have the same shit. I don't want this at all.

It's awesome. It's a f**k. What do you mean? I don't use this at all. It's awesome. Are you playing it's a it's a fuck I don't use Alexa I don't use that shit dude. I'm fine now you use cocaine. Hey John Connor you guys John Connor over here doesn't trust You use it either You gave it to who? Best you you get to know I know you get at that somebody's getting this at the end Did you use your spine? That's an Alexa a scary Alexa. Yeah, you can play music Yeah, and it can spy on you and take all you I

By the way, I want I use my Alexa. I've never opened up the video when you got me What's the point of the video because it you can watch movies on it? You can put news on it Do I give this to my son? Yes? Yes, you learn shit. Yes Can you you go Santa's real cuz he's about no Hey, please Santa Fuck a movie on this. Yes And watch your movie when you're at your kitchen table you making eggs you want to say Lexa play news I'll like to play a

Hey, fillate it's also the it's also outdated. It's When I gave it to him, it wasn't. Why didn't you last year? I'm gonna do pieces. Shit. Dance shows number two. Joe's up. I can't.

I'm gonna tell. I'm telling Dawn. It's the funniest one. It's the fun. It has Dawn's name on it. Yeah, I know. See, who's this from? No one's ever be a deep who got a one way busted into Baltimore. That was the greatest. It's name on it. Yeah, I know. See, who's this from no one's ever be D. Poo who got a one way bus ticket to Baltimore. That was the best. Rest in

peace. Now I always have very good. That was the best one. By the way, D. Poo one time gave a vegetarian burrito for that was it go was D. Poo is the best. Somebody got the book you had to return to a statin island line. Yeah, that was a good one. So. All right. What do you guys? Oh, this looks like Bobby Kelly merch. No, no, what is that? Oh, that's a two-park gift. It's low. Allegiance, gangster, gangster, that's Christmas sweater.

What size? Extra large, but I can give you any size you guys want. Merch, are you fucking kidding dude? But that's not it. You gave your podcast merch. That's not it. That's a fucking pussy move. I better see a gay bitch. I better see a gay bitch. The best thing that I've purchased for myself in the past

year. Oh, I have one of those. I have portable garments. That's what I take with me everywhere. Change is the fucking game. Yeah. Ever have to iron again. Fucking shirt. Just now you have to iron if you were to grown up shirt. No, I'm a fucking t-shirt. It's great. Absolutely. I've never ironed stuff on this. No, yes, I am. I'm a button down shirt. No, you can't. You can't. Yes, yes, yes. I use it.

Now, Joe, I don't ironed out. Joe, Joe, Joe can take that gift right now. Oh, wait, right? No, I'm waiting till the end, baby. I'm keeping this. You're keeping it. Yeah, I already have one of them. That steamer, by the way, Joe, it's great.

Yeah, steamer's great for T-SOS. I best one in Amazon. Are you number two? I was number two. No way, one, the best one in Amazon. Are you number two? I was number two. No way, that's the best one, because it comes in like, is that why you were so happy? No, I was faking it.

That was good. Yeah, how much? I'm number three. I thought you had eight. Yeah. Joe, why don't you stay on topic? I'm sorry, I'm asking. Stop side-talking like a fucking queer

at a LA meeting, okay? Or like an L, or like an orange thing. Yeah, stop it, this isn't orange. Whoa. Very specific memory, just now. Yeah just yeah, who you talking about? It's a weird that he hated Yeah, did you have a problem with Mario Katone? You also said L.A.A.

Bobby the way he brought it up. Yeah, you just like one of those queers gets on my ex I don't know if we have enough is your gift? Are you in on it? All right, wait, what's that? There's one, two, three, four, five. Yes, look, I'm good. Joe, you could kill. I'm taking this. Goddamn right. I'm taking this. I'm taking this. I'm taking this. I'm taking this. I'm taking this. I'm taking this. I'm taking this. I'm taking this.

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to why special max. Max. Max. I'm a max. I love this. Yeah. And I would like to make it a good fucking point. Yeah. Wow. You should have made a good present. I'd listen to you. Keep fucking streaming and then everybody will piss and hold. Yeah. Yeah. God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're giving me the box. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I was just doing a plan. Was your generator? What are you gonna have a fuck? One of your sandwich maker running on a treadmill? You want me to test your sub? Let me get up here on this bike. Dead. Somebody switched with me. The matrix sucks. I know. treadmill You want me to test your stuff? Let me get up here on this bike. Yeah Somebody's switching me the matrix sucks. I know matrix. Yeah. Why do you think I took it off my shelf and gave it to you?

I kept the good box sets for myself What that fucking shitty collection I got a little sound. I was out of here. I got more excited. it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a lot of it. I got a I know the sign, the wrap of the wrap. Whoa! Oh! Tony, you're over here. There's more of that. Every year, the same shit. It's another dildo. That's more in the bag. More of the bag.

Another dildo. Here's some lus, who's the gift card. Is that from you, Joe? It's gonna be here. No imagination. What is it? $2. $2.

Lewis, you're back to my girlfriend. Have you seen all the matrixes? What is it? I'm not gonna pick it. What is it? $20 Starbucks card. Lewis, this is why you take the gift from two years ago and then bring it.

That's it. Joe, who the fuck wants this evidence? I tell you who wants it, him. He's trying to, he's trying to buy a dick from himself without buying it from himself. That's why his blood pressure so high. Yeah, he's getting Starbucks and sticking that in his ass. Dude, if I brought that home to my girlfriend

and she used it and with any sort of pleasure, I would kick her into stomach. I didn't mean it. It had to. She's been. What are you doing? Keep it or you want, why are you gonna stay?

You want to, you want that? You want to stay? Well, I don't want to make Bobby mad, so I'm gonna hold onto this. Oh, what a joy. We're good, so good. And because last year, I got to be good and ended up with a sandwich.

So I'm gonna try to stay with this. You love that sandwich. I bet that sandwich didn't make it that serious. That sandwich didn't even make it to the I have show to make a special sandwich for the y-key Because not there we can do that all me in the middle of I was fucking I was in the middle of trying to keep the Special I was trying to help you and you call me on the spot you're like, no you're doing like a bit I'm like bro. I said I needed a special sandwich for this. And you know what it takes. Joe's got to go away.

He's got to let the sandwich come to him. Yeah, you should be illegal. I mean, I want to, I want to have a truth. I love you. I care about you. Dude, it's much more in the picture. We're having fun. No, this is bullshit.

Why is it bullshit? The movie is suck and no one has DVD. Yeah, no one has a blue right? You gave us bad movies and all these stuff. You should You should give an a track that would have been fucking better And they're getting business and you should be procuring physical media watch game movies about a Specific doesn't mean anything anymore as well. There's no money and anything anymore because nobody's supporting what the fuck It needs to do to shut up. No, you're least especially a tour off. We're all making a lot of ideas got his gift everybody

Shut up. No, you're at least a special you tore off. We're all making a lot of dance got his gift everybody I'm like dance killing you dance got his skin by the way Physical me huge four-case fucking huge Physical me here. Here we go. What do you got? I had the dozen fit, you know what? Is that you had your merch shop fucking loser? Why you Especially Oh, that better rule. It's gonna be the new who gives a gift. You get a gift.

I'm my gift rocks. You get a gift? My gift. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah, it's a massage. That's a gift. That's a vibrator. That's the same as my gift.

No, it's not. I'm holding onto this. Thanks, Bobby. Power boost move. I'm keeping it. You're keeping it. I'm keeping it. You don't want that.

I'm keeping it old. I'm keeping it. Keep it. You don't want to have a matrix box set. I'm keeping it old. And I'm giving it away next year. It's just somebody I need to let. If you come, if that comes back next year, I'll fucking kill you. I want to see that opened. We're all going to be mourning Deroza. That's pretty good.

That's true. But maybe we can watch the DVDs that he has and remember them. I mean, Deroza's going to probably take the massager. You know, be mad about you being massager. You know, be mad about you being live alone. You know, he's going to be mad about you dying as your parents would have to clean out all

that old media. Yeah, yeah. That's funny. That's pretty nice. I want to see what else pops up. That's funny. What he said. I might take the $20 gift certificate. I might take that fucking steamer just to piss you off. The one pissed me off. Give you

this fucking piece. I'll take it back. I'm getting so fat. You can't even have buttons on your screen Bobby the wife's name is sad it made me sad All right, who's on it? Who's that two people? No one cares about that wasn't even that was just to hey guys Here's a gift for you. Oh, that was it extra. I love you guys. Here's a gift Like that wasn't part of this that was part of hey, dude. I want to get you something and now Joe has it you gave it away Yeah, cuz it sucks you know, but he wants it nobody wants you dumb good blue. That's why I brought it here

Yeah, I want to get reaction like you need to relax because I want those I Unloaded I Unloaded can't wait to you. Hearts stop. It's never going to stop. Baby. I think they're in rule. Steve or Julie, I don't know.

Somehow less interesting scope. Yes, I know. Let's give it up for flip flop personality, Joe. Hey, Sam Stuntable. Open it up on camera. Is that good right there? Not in front of my camera, dumb dumb. That one.

Fucking god. No, no. Oh, Jesus. Here we go. This is great. Not in front of my camera dumb dumb There we go, you need help Lewis help him open that oh No, is that for who is that you got that? Nicole is that yours from back in the day? I'll never tell that's Nicole's she's fucking That is how when she was this is why she sucked it. Can I say something? This is what she said such a bitch. This is why she's so evil.

She went by me, Jay, and Gary and went straight to Dan didn't get us to sign it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, why would she get it? Because we were in the line too. didn't get us to sign it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, why would she get you guys to sign it? Because we were in the line too. Why? But who wants you to sign it? She didn't want to devalue the photo.

The point. She said I'm going to get this framed one day. Why? Dude, the fact that he's showing you double. Are you keeping it? Oh, you're going to get to take some. I'll take the gift card. Okay.

I signed it so you could hang in to your house. Sure, that's my Dan in front. You get to do it. Yeah, that's pretty good, right? That's pretty good. How does it? I signed it so you could hang in your house. That's my dad in. You get it. That's pretty good, right? That's pretty good. How does it? I signed it and framed it so you can hang in your house. Your house.

It's good. On your wall, you hang in your house. It's pretty good. You got a dad impression? Yeah, I put my name on that poster and then you hung it on your wall and then I backed up and I walked out. What? You got a golem in your pressure too. I got a golem in your pressure too. I got hold on. No, it backed up and I walked out. What, guys, right? I got a go with it, pressure.

I got one. I got a go with it, pressure. Hold on, you're ready. No, stand on, Dad. What time does the school get out? I want to see the kids. What about you? Looking for a bride.

All right. I like that. What about you, Joe? You got a day in the pressure? I take this out. Yeah. That's fine. Go ahead.

You always get a poster and then you're going to fucking sign it. You always mark it and fucking sign it. then you just give it to a kid. There you go. Have fun with that Pretty good. All right. Pretty good Yeah, she make you home in your Dolphin my going What? Wow, I got it Get beat up

Gary's gonna Wow, I got it Yeah, Joe's gonna pull Jay Davis Alright, who's next? I was drinking this I died right, who's next? I'm being like, I'm gonna drink this, I'd die. I know. Who's next? Nicole's next. Who's the guy?

I thought the guy was funny. Who's that? It was cool. We're all afraid of Gary. Yeah, I'm afraid of him too. I just thought it was a good guy. I mean, he got real heat. He's gonna wipe this. Is he?

Where's this garbage in the corner? Gary, I was kidding. Oh, it's a white bag. I'm swear to god, I'm actually nervous now. I was just joking. I was making a joke that he had a special where he was. What's in the bag? That's how you mocked his mental health dude. Oh Jesus. I open it on camera. Please You're not just mental health, dude. He's gonna fucking stop side talking. It's actually making the podcast hilarious. I was just joking. Gary. I just watched that I'll just look it. I'm gonna say there's one thing I know about Gullman. He always watches the you know what? Dude, Christmas episode. Oh, no. What is it?

It's a call. It's a calendar. It's a calendar of what? of AI generated art of comedians. Who is it? That's Rich Voss and Ari Shafir. AI generated art. Oh, that's kind of interesting. That's Billy Gardell, I think. No, Shane G versus... Who's Shane G? It's supposed to be Shane.

That's what computer's like Shane looks like. That's supposed to be Shane Gilles? Who's that? Is that Louis? Is that Louis? Alright, you can tell how famous you are by how accurate the photos are. Okay. I like it. That's us. Is that Louis? Nice. All right, you can tell how famous you are by how accurate the photos are. Okay.

I like it. That's us. Is that your list? That's Dan. That's your list. Who's that? Is that actually Anthony Cumea? Wait, that's me or Liz?

That's Liz. That's Liz. That's Liz. And then Vladimir Gerr. No, that's supposed to be Liz. That's me. Dan's is not bad. Who's that?

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Bobby. Did I say? Oh. What are you going to do? Now, are you going to keep it? Are you going to take something else? You know, that was Bobbi. Bobby's wife is a gift for all of us. That's great. I actually gave her one. Oh, she sold it. You sold it? No, I have mine.

What are you gonna do with that one? Face the mortgage. Boom. She's gonna make money. Do you need money? Are they paying you? Oh, you know, yeah, she's gonna retire off of this fucking podcast.

Yeah. Why are you gonna be so angry? Put your hat back on your ears. My gift, please. What's your gift? Are you last? Yeah, I'm last. Can you pass them that gift? It's your gift, please. What's your gift? Are you last? Yeah, I'm last. Joe, I thought you already won.

Can you pass him that gift? It's your gift, too. No. No, that's his gift, but his gift is this gift. This is a bag of fucking... What is this? This is two muscle milks. I'm gonna throw it in.

I hope it's... I've never won. What? That was a magic trick. Wow. That was awesome. That was awesome. Oh, you got to keep those.

That's amazing. I was so happy. I don't think I've ever been more happier with the reveal. That was amazing. That was a magic trick. That was like Harrison Greenbaum. I don't think I've ever been more happier with the reveal That was a magic trick. That was like Harrison Greenbaum. Joe does magic What are you gonna talk in the microphones we can hear you? That's the real gift the can hit that's a real gift I spent 80 bucks on a dildo shut up That we can't do with this just side story. What are you gonna do his name is Hanan? Run on what Hanan. Run on?

What? Hanan? I'm gonna take the massager. Piece of shit. Ah, you get muscle milk. Muscle milk. Oh, is that, oh my god. A fuck off.

Muscle milk. All right, are we trade? Muscle milk. Joking trade. It was a funny joke until it landed on me. Please, I'd like to take a look at it. This? Yeah, but the take a look at this.

Yeah, it's right here. The muscle milks behind you on the floor. So, I don't have any buttons or anything, because I have a steamer that works pretty well. And then the DVDs are not. It doesn't have any buttons. It doesn't have any buttons. It does not have any buttons.

It doesn't have any buttons. Now, you should get your computer retarded calendar. I think you want the matrix back. That way it's a net zero. I hate the name matrix. I mean, too. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. D'Rose, yeah.

Oh, yeah! Let's give it up. Louis, give it up. Yeah. Give it up. You give it up. Give it up. Let go.

Let go. Let go. Yeah, well. Ah. Give it up give it up let go This your pits are so wet Ah, I got I got the one I wanted good Pretty expensive wait till I give away those 80 90 Wait till I give those muscle milks back next year. $90? All right, here we go. So we sell value.

I'm livid. Why? The Matrix DVD? I fucking hate it. It's a blue raid. You even know what technology is? I hate the Matrix. It's like the worst thing I got to be like.

Good. Glad you don't like it. What technology is I hate the major. It's like the worst thing I got a good Glad you don't like it Joe doesn't like movies by trans directors Joe's anti-trans director what if the world is the different world I know well it's not as creative as a movie without a barbecue You're fucking movie you don't get it for the July I don't get it. You're fucking movie. You don't get it. Oh, for the July. It's a movie about a Cook at the end. Oh, the

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You want to switch? I'll give you this. No. I got it. I already got a steamer. Okay. Anybody want the matrix? Joe, you want to switch, Joe? You must like the matrix. If I get a new steamer, I'm going to upgrade. That's why's why I said that had buttons I have a professional one that goes on with the fill it up with the wheels yeah the best yeah Becky on her back because I think you're trying to turn our apartment into a dry cleaners they're great but you can't iron a collar with it you can't iron a collar you got it if you want to stiff collar you got to get the steam iron I have the iron the little one little iron it's a steam iron, that's a good one You can iron with that all right ready here. We go now we wrap this up

Mad Livid Joe, what did I mean it's a goddamn? It's a polyanna It's just that you're gonna walk out of here with I don't know a black dildo and a Starbucks gift car Who got the black and all out of'm all out of Starbucks gift card. Russell. Russell, do you want to trade? Joe, for the black dildo in the Starbucks card?

I'm going to keep it. Damn, you got stuck with the maker. I mean, this is hands down the worst of all the gifts. What is it? No, the makes, I run our calendar, because it's funny. It's cute. You can be like, this, oh my God. You're mad about technology.

You want a physical calendar? I use a physical calendar. Oh, Jesus Christ. You're mad about Blue R calendar. I use a physical calendar. Oh Jesus Christ You're mad about blue rays you use a physical calendar still. Yeah What guys please nothing on this Nothing on your matrix get it's probably one of the worst Why it's the matrix and it's a blue ray. It's terrible Box it everyone else. Oh, it's the entire thing. It's terrible. It's the non-gay. The fuck's it.

Everyone else got the same thing. I'm saying this from a guy that got muscle milk. It sucks. It's the entire thing. But I would rather muscle milk. Yeah. Muscle milk. I can hear you talking on the fucking microphone.

I hear me. No, you don't know what that's all it's on. I can hear you. I can actually have one put the mask on. It's Mike if the worst gift that's ever entered the Yankee Swap. No. it is. I'll say it is, because the ones that were entered,

the worst, let me just say, the reason why it is, the ones that were entered as the worst gift were very bad and done intentionally. You actually thought it was a gift. You know what movies, I almost made the cut that I didn't bring? What? The untouchables. We're the love that.

Great movie. I would have peed. I would have took that. Ah love it. I think I'm gonna waste good movies on you fucking cunts. You're out of your mind. That's why that's why your DVDs are behind you. You brought the worst gift. I did. What was it? A Joe DeRosa sandwich. That hooker that tried to fight me. Oh yeah. I'm gonna go on the shelf as worst gift ever. Yes. Thank you. Remember hooker you brought the try to fight me yeah do you remember the fight but I told you can't she had a hold of shitty painting over it's it's she was trying to fight you while holding the painting over it's we

have that clip I'm not gonna have to keep on bringing it up all right listen I remember the Rosa was there for it no wait no shit yeah I moved on the bigger things yeah the yeah Yeah, yeah. The ham and Swiss. Moving collecting. Those the bigger Tuesdays that the improv in LA. That's the first podcast. Which makes no money according to Zeroza. The, uh, do you know I was joking.

Listen, he's fresh out the shower. He's angry. I know, but congrats that it finally started making money this year. Wow. Oh my God. All right. Let's roll. Rolls-thorn seed. I'm doing peep. Peep. Heep. Yeah. Rolls-thorn. Rolls-thorn seed. I'm doing peep. Peep. Heep. Yeah. Rolls-thorn. Rolls-thorn. I'm going to pick our average you. Joe, go. Rolls-thorn. No, you're stuck. Because I started with nothing. I was like a buck. Mike. Oh, you always skip us. started. I might go. Mike go. Oh wow. Wow. Wow. That was a joke. Can't do SNL. Joe can't do SNL. Joe can't do SNL. My name is a Steve. Oh, you mean, you mean SNR? All right,

Dan, what is your blood sugar go down? Fucking loosen up. Your rose, give us a rose. Highlight of the year. I don't understand what this is. Highlight of the year. You've never got a highlight. He just says the one.

You know what I said? They're rose. Highlight of the year. Highlight of the year. And then we do what you said. And then the seed as long as the thing goes. Let me go Your then is planting hopefully if you're highlight next year, and then Thorn is that for no whatever your friend Joe to Rose of the year Yeah, Dan your rose getting engaged

Gaze wow really wow You told me tell the rose to you I don't tell anybody. Oh everybody dude. Oh my god Fucking weirdo Dan why am I weird? Hey, Dan Dan Dan I can't hit him. You're weird. I mean, Joe. Yeah, Lou. Dan. Can you not invite the Joe's to your bachelor party? Sure Dan, can you not invite the Joe's to your bachelor party? Sure. I'm showing up with a fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Let's make some of my friends are going to have a fun bachelor party.

You're coming. Some of my friends. Yeah. Joe's coming to bachelor party. I got some friends from home that need blowcage. I told you, I really did. I'm sorry. I didn't tell you.

Wow. Yeah. I got a text from Dan. There it is. What? He goes, maybe you did it. I forgot it. It's his own coke. I got a nice from Dan. I'm sure it is. There it is. What? He goes, maybe you did it and I forgot it. It's just on Coke. I got a nice text.

Dan texted me. He said, I want you, as my best friend, I want you to be the first to know that I got engaged today. I don't like that. I can't wait to have you at the wedding. Please, he has, please don't tell DeRosa. I found out on Reddit. Did you really?

As I was lurking, I read it and joined the, I hate hate that big J gets on the bonfire subreddit. Just fucking just having a nice like mental jerk session. I heard the news of the bonfires J talked over it. Topsy Gore is not dead. So that was my rose. Yeah'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here.

I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. I'm so glad that you're here. You've never done that with 100% all of it just so you know, we've always done we've never done Always bet you always $1,000 we've always done that there it is Bring it up. Are you in Jake?

Fuck off you go. What's your rose? I'm gonna say do it a little fucking toots aruts at Norman's batch party. It was a pretty good time Doing cocaine and no That was the best crew. We had a great crew Right, no, I wouldn't add or subtract anybody. I get it. I don't think I'd say that but that's not okay. No, there's a couple of people that wanted to be Subtracted. I go ahead. What's your rose? I got a lot of good roses right now baby. I'll pick one My hot new girlfriend. Oh, she's a rose. She's a fucking rose. She's a rose.

Yeah. Yeah. She's a good time. Yeah. She's fine. What? Whatever. I've never met her. Yeah. I met her the other night. All right. What? I have to stand. Oh yeah you did. Yeah. I've never met her. Yeah. She shot. Good for you though. What do you got what do you got for your rose? Joe what's your rose my rose oh boy. There's a tough year man. What? It's fucking my rose I think was I don't know this is a rose or seed but you know The big difference Huge difference. Well, no you can have both what dance rose is getting engaged that could also be a seed Thank you. Oh, I know it is so hard

Don't do that with your lips Please don't do it. It's weird Mix Robert uncomfortable. You know what it is. I'm so upset about the matrix. It's hard for me I feel a little bad that I did a joke Rose. I feel like I should have done a real one No, you did it. That's how you feel. You should feel bad about the Gary Goldman impression. Yeah, that was harsh. I mean, I mean, I'm really, I'm a real, I'm a real, I'm a real friend.

I'm about being cut it. No, that was a lot of Gary. It was a, I was, no. I don't think it was, it was very malicious. Yeah. Yeah. It felt very malicious. Yeah.

It didn't feel right. Yeah. Can I tell you it unnerved me? That was fucked up. I feel worse about the J. Davis impression. J's a nice, what Can I tell you it unnerved me? That was fucked up. I feel worse about the J. Davis impression. J.S. and I. What's I shoes you wear? 13.

I almost brought in the like $300 cowboy boots that I bought for the Whitney Cummins roast that I will never wear again. And that was gonna be my gift. But I didn't know who wore size 13s. Like size. Oh, he does. That's great.

I mean, from Colorado. You just want them? No, I've won them a lot. You don't want them? Just hold on to them. You don't know what you're doing. You want them? No, I won the marium. You know, just hold on to them. You don't know when you're going to need cowboy. Yeah, we can do this in the car. I can go. Can we thank God,

damn, Ross? I was last week, man, I had my niece and nephew in town and I took them around, showed them the city. molested them. Thank you. We have to cut that. We have to cut that. You just told everyone that I molested my niece enough.

I can't let that out there. I told you that in the comments. The fuck was it? My heart is racing right now. Dude, I feel weird. I mean, this is my turn. I told you, dude, not tell anybody. Why do you act like I can't tell you this in life? By the way, see ya.

I said don't tell anybody. I've got a good review, Jesus dude. We got I said don't tell anybody. I got a good review. Jesus. We got a great review. National review. I have a fuck it was. Not one guy said Nationalist paper gave it a good review. It was fucking right wing. New Alex Jones said it was the best bill. Tucker Carlson gave it a white thumbs up.

And then Kanye did the soundtrack. Anyways, I had fun. I kept my hands to myself at a nice time. I, my Rose this year would be losing over a hundred pounds. Oh, yeah. That was my Rose. That was also my Rose. I didn't want to say it.

Yeah. To look at it. That's everyone's Rose in the world technically. That was actually more room to breathe. Actually, that was my thorn because I missed those hugs. But we did always have a great food recommendation before. Dude, you could, you could get lost in one of his hugs. I give better hugs now.

Wrap my arms around you. All right. What, what is your thorn, thorn? My grandmother, I love her very much, but she's 95. Right. And she, yeah, yeah, she's disguised. Her voices stink, she's not good on the podcast. But she Rachel Feinsline?

Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. She, now my great mother's rapidly declining, and I have to take care of her across the country. She sucks. Well, you could go to her like a good thing. I did. I've gone several times, Joe.

She's instead of stinking around to do spots. And then calling her a thorn behind your back. I'll call her a thorn to her face. First off, Hey, Granny, I'd love to be there, but I got a 915 at the fucking black cat. God, you stay. Tell me where I went wrong.

Yeah. And then I got an 11-3 at the stand. Good, I come in between. Yeah. Will you remember if I don't? He's got a thorn behind your back. I'll call her a thorn to her face. What's our cholesterol any idea? Watch this and go see it

Trust me dude, I would much rather sit Joe what you're thorn There you go that means you're not gonna be for real No, no, I'm very sure it's misdirection because you went very real in that I'll go vulnerable. I I have had I have had breasts You're skinny you have Turning 45 and still have emotional The emotional stuff that came along with that. It's been very very hard for me to deal with because you realize you're gonna die soon

Part of it alone. Yeah, but the half a With a half a sandwich. It's not why the fuck you have any bull co-cane. Is that the code? Is that the code? We're going to get a big funny game. Oh, yes, we did. We didn't even call their class. Yeah, I said I was doing a 915 at the stand instead of going to see her in San Francisco. You made fun of her the most.

I know. I'm joking. That was a joke. Hi. Yeah, no, that's been, it's honestly honestly I've had a very very hard time with this age turn this age and and the reflection of this age. It's been tough. Yeah. Seen reflection of mirrors. Yeah. Mine was good. Yours didn't really make sense. What was yours, Joe? I said, your reflection stinks. You said my reflection. And then you see yourself in your mind made sense too.

Oh, it's your thorn that you said it's like your girlfriend's. I boy. Get it together. Yeah, he's gonna get it up your girlfriend before the spot. I was trying to make a joke of that all your relationship. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no. No question. You're a guy. What's your story? Do you set that about a joke of that all your relationship. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Lewis? Yeah, Lewis Gomez. Why is he saying beat it? I'm kidding. Jesus. Are you

back down? I did back down. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Colin. And Joe and Joe DeRose is here too. Wow, Joe, did you ever think you'd get to be and Joe neurosis here too? You know, do you ever think you'd be known for doing shows about history? God damn it. Fuck, after you have the balls to ask me for, I'm kidding! I know, you're just gonna, you're just gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, I was coming in and just fucking be the dawn right now. We're all fucking shaking in our boots.

I did ask you for advice and I still appreciate the advice and I fucking be the dawn right now. We're all fucking shaking in our boots. I did ask you for advice And I still appreciate the advice and I applied all the advice you gave me and thank you again Alright, but Jones gonna be dead in six months Joe keep a seaworm for you I Tis here too Where are you guys and Joeot is here too. And Joe Lest is here. What?

Yeah, we're doing the podcast. It's the Yankee Swap Christmas special. The best pop. Special. I forgot. I shouldn't say gay and not let's. Yeah, you're not. No, but like you will try and you come over, Colin.

I don't know. Do you want me to put a list together? Yeah, that's what my parents did. Oh God. I'm only bombing remotely. I'll see you guys later. I love you guys. I love you guys.

Bye. So there's nothing worse than calling your friend and they go, you're on the podcast right now. You're like, oh, it's all you do. It's every time I call you, you do that, if you're on. Well, you call me when I'm doing podcasts, call me later. Always doing podcast. That's I'm trying to hustle.

All right, try. Maybe spend some time at home with your family. Always doing podcast. I'm trying to hustle. All right Maybe spend some time at home with your family. I do about that. That's what I do it for I can spend more time on I was that cuz I and you know what I hit 45 and I was happy. You know why I had a family. Oh, okay Who is I'm family. I wasn't feeling my fucking self with shit like that My thorn yeah that Matrix Fox said, it's just fucking bugging me right now. Now my thorn for this year,

I should have thought about this that so much time. May you're the year. Yeah, yeah. My thorn this past year was, yep. My thorn this past year. We're here. What? Yeah. We're waiting. I don't have a lot of thorns. Yeah, you do. Fuck off. Are you fucking not? You're a fucking thorn. You have a lot of I've seen you yell at 19 people. Yeah, that's not true. How about you wasted 11 grand on vacations with chicks? You'll never talk. Yeah, let's start there.

Yeah, let's start there. Yeah, you're over 50k with chicks that you'll never be in the same room. How about you've made the comedy community a worse? Oh my God, you took this stand from the one of the best clubs in the country to now it's just ticked off on it. And you're as guilty. You're as guilty.

You know what, shut the fuck up. That little vet, little venomous penis, says, you know what, you know what, hold on. You're Shut the That little that little venomous penis is How about you? Hold on? You're right and you're gonna Yeah, what are you talking about? You're the starter effect that you single handedly turn this day into a white supremacist problem But you know what? Why are we? He's the one that starts he's the one that hunts it hunt it fucking open my I don't I don't hunt at all. You're a hunter. Yeah, you're a hunter Open my eyes the word you're a hunter problematic out of the game you hunter you're a hunter out of the game

You're a hunter your comedy anymore. I don't but does that mean? Where do you do a bus stop? I'm a boss. I'm a boss. Fuck you. No, I'm saying I don't like comics. He only fucked young sandwich makers. I know. Because I noticed you put a little too much provalone on it.

If you want to come back, you should be a lesson. You should bake your bread fresh. I noticed when I bite in the meat slides out, I can help you with that. That, you should use mock the dollar instead of baloney. I heard you said you made it was so good. Can we talk about it? Oh my God, I really saw what you're going for man

I was thinking You you guys are a Tyeshirt pickles I was like I can help you get in a quiz nose Your sword is this stupid movie no no my no, no, my, my, my Thorn because I have a knee injury right now that's really fucking No, it's put to me in a bad mood. Well, you know, is that make you mad?

Yeah, I do. I do. Cause I, I want to lose the tip top. Yeah, yeah, but that, that's what I've been like a little bit of a Thorn. Had you hurt your knee hoisting open? I think over so they could step on your back. My girlfriend is not a comedian. Neither are you. None of your girlfriends have been. All right, so that's it, you need. Yeah, my knee injury right now is real throwing in my side.

And Joe, what are you? I got this fucking thorn in my side. Remember? What song is that again? Oh my god, it's a Mirage escaping on the run. It's sabotage. Who's that? I'm gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be on in my side. Remember? What song is that again? Oh my God, it's a

Mirage escaping on the run. It's sabotage. I love the BC boys hate that song. That's too great. I'm the complete reverse. That's why Beastie boys. That's why he fucking brought this. Oh, yeah, you brought it. You like the most popular song? Oh, that's cool. I'm sorry for being Would not sheep yeah, I'm sheep. I'm sorry. Yeah, sorry for like it song That a Gorgeous sheep yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's like it'll take not popular

My favorite ones actually was on Paul's boutique, but he was left on yeah, you mean the best album Yeah, the one that's considered a masterpiece by every fucking critic I think it's a masterpiece of shit That's coming from the master race What's your list wait what you're doing? We didn't go yet. He's going. He's got it. He took it. He might don't I don't what you know what you're doing cholesterol My thorn is my blood pressure is through the roof

and I gotta make some changes and it's upsetting because I've been living my life just doing what I wanna do, eating what I wanna eat, pussy, of children. And so I gotta, you know, that was sad. That was upsetting. All right. I need some splat points. Did you say?

You say eating children? Eating children's pussy. Oh, yeah. He didn't say that. The pussy of children. The list is always there for me, you know. Mine is my temper. I don't like my temper.

That's been my thorn this year. Is it still, I'm really, not as bad as it used to be? That's what I was gonna ask you. But I still have it with you. I like that you aggressively answered the question. Shut the fuck up. I'm about not as bad as it used to be, but I still have it with you. I like that you aggressively answered the question. Shut the fuck up Throw this fuck a B box set ready. It's gotten better, but it's got fucking better. I said that No, it's gotten better, but it's still it's still there and I hate it. I hate it. I actually

Don't like my anger anymore Like as soon as it happens, I'm like a fuck suck. Yeah, I hate it. I hate it. I actually don't like my anger anymore. Like as soon as it happens, I'm like, oh, fuck, suck. Yeah. Hate it. I hate it. Because now it's to the point, because, okay, when you're the angry guy and just be that guy, people don't fuck with it. But when you try to, your wife or something, say, I don't want to, I'm trying to, when

you say, I don't want to be that guy anymore, then they got you. Because because now you just they don't fucking your anger. But I'll tell you this. Your anger means nothing now to at least I'm just to be in an asshole. So you gotta you gotta go through the other side. I give you this much though. I know it's a hindrance but at least it's a stance at least that you know you're not like a fucking spineless shifter. Yeah I'm not a spineless corporate fucking switch to live fucking Dan over here. Yeah. Diplomatic Danomatic Dan with everything suck my cock both of you. Yeah, well you fucking See even that you want to cold me I can't the middle right down the middle fucking no, I said spider. Yeah, you a morpheus block Look at his pinky. Look at his pinky stays up. Yeah, there's proper man. Yeah proper proper etiquette

Yeah, you're spineless you guys are both bags you know that you guys are both fucking I think I could see it both ways oh you guys got me cook Iina I want a party yeah I'm always this energy yeah yeah yeah I'm up here you guys ever watch that one with you either way you're not on cook that it's kind of used to. Thank you. I got both of you. It's a, I'm up here. You're a trader.

Oh, shut up. I have anger too, but I'm not way less angry than I used to be. Should I bobby? You all saw that weight you're a bean bag. You actually have a defect that makes you angry. I was angry. What? Yeah, you have a thing that's fucked up in you.

I was angry because of like, I was abused and I was broke. I had a gladiated childhood. I needed to have a certain amount of success and I needed to cross a certain threshold to get myself not angry. Lewis was built Lewis was built to fight the scene. You're fucked. I have the same thing. No, you don't. Yes, I that's not the same thing. I don't like that. I'm not as just gave himself a prize fighter is fucking back. No, he's just gonna understand. I was fighting on the streets. Really? At Skankfest, I've never seen something like this. The only two parents I had were left and right. This guy was screaming at women.

Yeah, I know. Well, don't never be business partners with stupid women then. Damn. He abuse as a kid too. No, me. 100% worse than you. Are you any of your mind? I was beat up by my stepfather for years.

Are you any of your fucking mind? I mean, I had a father, you didn't, but I was beat by him. Victor, I'm off. Victor, I'm off. Let's go. Let's go, let's do it. I promise you I dealt with him.

Let's do it. Victor, I'm off. Right now, go. You go and then I go. Why do I have a temper? Because on paper, my child was better than either of you. Look, as your parents didn't love you and gave you away when you were a baby.

Yeah, they put you in a basket of the river. Yeah. And I was in a Philly River. Moses, I know, do more of my old bits. Oh, okay. Listen, yeah. Oh, hey, no, no, no, no, please don't. Don't fall for it, go fall for it.

Do anything but that. Thank you. I was gillig up. I heard. Let's hear it. That was great. Listen, I was really fucking got you, though. What did you have happen there? I didn't have that. I was justillin' Joe. Kurt. Listen, Kurt. That was great. Listen, Kurt. This really fucking got you, though. What did you have happen there?

I didn't have that. I was just abused daily. I was too. Every day. Every day. That was worse. Every day. Let me judge.

I was in jail. You didn't go to jail. You had a fucking, you had an aunt that fucking made you fucking a rice and chicken. Yes or no answers. Rice and chicken. Did your father physically abuse you? Can I guess, but can I make the point?

How he was dead. My until I was four. While I was a baby during my, my, the most fucked up years to fucking progress. What did he do to you? Zero, three, seven. All right, my sister told me you said what? What?

She just punched me and hit me and shit. I don't know. I was a kid baby. Yeah. Well, you know what you were punchable. My mother used to. You know what? You know what? Yeah, well, you know what you a punchable my mother Yeah, you a Make this point you probably had that go to you when you're a

For you know, okay, so my mother used to fit. I don't know who's physical abuse was worse There's no way to actually gauge that right guys When your mother lose is a baby with muscle baby with muscle milk. Why? Why? I'm going to kill you, Dad. This protein's too much. I'm building fast food there.

I'm going to punch back. Bobby's like, dude, I can't drink protein drinks since I was 15. I had too many protein drinks. That's a awful, dude. It's fucking nasty. Ugh. Tastes like what they give you the orange on your back. There's a thing today though, what's happened around the table.

I didn't make my point. Yeah, you guys are a piece off. So you, you, your stepfather, abuse you. My mother, my mother, my stepfather, hang on. Your mother's the sweetest woman in the world. Dude, my mother, not only fucking face my mother Take weapons to you my mother hit me with a shit a paddle on the wall. It's a fuck psychology You want to hurt me with it's pretty bad. I used to get punched by my stepfather from fucking

First grade kindergarten until fifth grade. He punched me not a flight of stairs. That was 14 and 19 for you. No, it was not. Ha ha. Thank you. But this is my mom. This is my psychological damage that your mother does hitting you versus some fucking dickhead

that you can go, you're not my father fuck. Couldn't say that. You did though in your head. No, I didn't. He was the only father I knew at the time. I, can I say something? Yeah. I find this very, I'm serious. Talking on the microphone though.

I mean, I'm in front of it. Now you are. I find this very interesting. Everybody today, me, List, you guys, soda even. We were all busting balls, but all of us had a moment today where we were like, that's a funny man. We got very serious about our own shit. Yeah, you guys are, We're not gonna get serious.

No, I'm not joking. You're not. My mother and I are like, what are we called you, Spindless? I don't give a shit what you say. I do really need to get over that. You know what? That's for good.

I'm working on it. Just like you're stopping being angry. I'm trying to stop being corporate. And it's right. I'm just joking. My mother was saying, I'm just joking. My mother was saying,

we thought we broke Joe. I got defensive about that. I'm a bit expecting serious. The rose that you about that. I'm expecting. You're right. I did a little cagey. It's interesting today. Quietly listening to everybody. No, you were fucking mad dude. No, why can't you just go with this, Joe?

Why are you gonna be difficult? Yeah, Joe, why are you gonna be difficult? Guys, I gotta go to my doctor's office. I have a quick way to grab this off. Let's say, come on. The real Joe. Let's, oh my god. We gotta do our thorns though.

We gotta do, we did the thorn. I see thorn, right? Yeah, what you thorn? Is it, was anger, Joe. Let's oh my God. We got a we got a we got to do it. We did the thought I might want right? Yeah, what you thought? Is it might was anger? Okay, anger, my anger. So, so I see it. Go looking forward to a lot of stuff next year. Okay. Yeah, undoubtedly, because we just hit a year and I'm so grateful.

We hit a year full year Joey Rose. How much it got through the framble? Does he need this fucking saying? I'm just seed. I'm saying it's my right. It's opening. It's opening the rose that really has to get emotional with this. It's opening the fucking bar and say what's up. It's been an amazing experience. That's a seed. That's that's a rose. No, that's a seed. It's growing.

It's growing thing. Are you going to get another one? Joey seeds. Joey seeds. There you gonna get another one Joey seats Joey seats She and yes, I still do stand-up everybody. That's good. You open up You open up a new restaurant. You could groom more girls. All right Yeah, Lewis what's your seat? What's putting all of you in your girlfriend? My seed my seed my seed black light to those pants my seed, my seed, my seed. What a black light to those pants. My seed.

What budding racist podcast? Yeah, but no, a lot of stuff going on. I have a lot of people. You have us to see, man. Right now that are in the works. Go ahead. I'm gonna say, my seed right now is my, I have a real desire to invest outside of the world of comedy. And I think it's a genuine seed.

Like it's in my head. I'm obsessing over it. I'm reading books right now. I'm fucking. Whoa. I'm looking into different things and diverse. I'm sorry. What? Because the shit's going to hit the family comedy one day. They're going to take us off the internet. They're going to to audio book. You're passionate. Yeah. He read last night he read if you give him most of cookie. He goes. He goes. It's really insane because you're giving the cookie and it leads to all these. I mean it you know, but the cookies are seen. but the cookie with the seed of the mouse or don't you can the milky is a seed to the mouth

Joe what's your thorn well you guys seed my seed if you guys are gonna poke fun but If you say orange theory really get you but only I'm not your movie coming out. My movie came out. That was his rose. Now we came out of my came out of 2020. It's just really the premiere.

My my seed. No, it's ours. There's turn in things around. I'm really going to you got to see these numbers plummet. I'm going to be ripped. I can't wait for it. It's really orange theory. It's your splat number.

That's right. By the way, the next day my wife and I we had sex. And when I came, I said splat points. You didn't even let me get to the punch line four hours ago. Well, that's sorry, dude. We're over here. Good timing, Paul and Bobbi, what are you fucking seed? My seed and this may sound gay, but a silly to you guys, but my seed this year is standing in the way back. Space look out man. I'm not mad. I am not mad. Yes, I know I know fly off the handle Bobby. I know you wrong. I can see it. I know you brought to Rosa and your child from your

first marriage. Christmas. Yeah. But I'm enjoying it. Yeah. I know Joe isn't, but I am. My seed is to spend more time with my friends this year in comedy Like come back to the clubs hang out more going more podcasts and and be around the scene That's not what I see that's not a seed at all. See that's gonna say you're naming a thing Well, I'm by the way, I'm gonna spend what yeah, but I completely got away with mine and I just said next My seed I'm planting a seed. That's a seed. That's legit seed. Enhance my friendships again. No, if you had to do a specific thing like, you know, you know, I want to

Like I just fucking we're going away together. I want to be around Danmore. I want to go I went to Joe's place the other night. I want to you know, I want to hang out with you I want to be your I the friendships. I kind of lost when I had a kid I want nothing to do with him. I have a friend. I'm kidding. The friendships that kind of went away when I had the kid now That he's getting older and he's doing stuff. I want to I want to go back to them And yeah, you so you so signing the specific things that you did I think are is the seat. Yeah You know, I'm changing my rose. What's your rose? Yeah, my girlfriend. She's okay.

Yeah, what's your rose? Oh, you're getting. That was hilarious. I'm gonna go find my seat. I'm gonna find out how bad I have sleep happening. Let's get the fuck out of it. You're going to the doctor right now? Dan soda, everybody.

Can we take a photo? We got Joe to roast everybody. Lewis Gomez, J. Gomez. I'm gonna date. Hi, plug them. Go. Florida coastal creative eighth ninth, 10th.

We got it. We'll see you on how live Calta guest is the guest star on that. And then ninth and 10th. I'm doing my new hour. Coastal creative next week. So that's right. Lewis, what do you got real quick? A lot of lives have come up.

Lewisofskanks.com is a website. I'll be in Toronto this month, me and Dave Smith. This might be sold out with him. This comes out, but worth New Year's Eve at the comedy store. If you guys want to come out to that little bit dope, Colin Chimzakimiko coming out to those shows as well. Then I got a lot of other stuff coming up. Phoenix, Washington DC, Kyle Hogan Falls Ohio, many other dates. Lewis of skanks.com. Check out all my other pods. I got Cleveland, January's big. I got Cleveland, hilarities. I got Austin, Cap City. I got Mohican Sun.

March 2nd, Chicago, Park West, Theater, which is exciting and a bunch of dates. Comedian Joe Lutz. Yeah, what do you got? Phil Adelphia, we added a late show Thursday night, the 15th, and then I'll see you on the road in February. Got Vancouver, got a bunch of shit to answer that. The best.

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