Rooster Teeth Podcast - 20 Years of Making Fun - #745

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only only on peacock. Oh, you're... Ah! Oh! This is a Rooster Teeth production. Hey everyone, welcome to the Rooster Podcast. I'm Gus. I am Barbara. I'm comfy. I'm Andrew. And I'm Gus. I feel undergrace. I know. They're so fashionable. I'm just hearing my Ottawa Senator Shersey go sense go sense go sense yeah for the pens uh yeah I mean sends aren't doing well nor have they ever really

done so our senators also like gladiators some looking at that and I realized I only ever thought of like politicians oh yeah I guess I guess so well I guess like a senator well was this isn't the senator like the head of an army in Roman terms. Look at that. As long as you have no follow up questions, yes, yes it is. I totally knew that. The word Senator has been used in English since 1200 from the Latin word Senex or Old Man. Oh. Go Ottawa Old Man. Go, centrum silvers.

He's like, was it not the guy Caligula? Was it he like the, he was the emperor? I thought. Oh, never mind that. He was the, he was an old man. He did war stuff though Did he the PBS series I watched didn't really focus on the war focus a lot of other things just on the insist We watch that in my high school Latin class We watched the PBS Caligula like masterpiece theater thing. I forget how long it was

But we started watching it and then like Three or four episodes in my Latin teacher was like, well, I can't show that anymore. Someone's parents complained to the school and we can't watch it. And I was like, even in high school, it's PBS. It's PBS. What?

It's not like the one that they did on Netflix were the entire promo for that season because they did a bunch of Roman emperors up to Caligula. And then the Caligula season, the ad is just like, it's just like, his sister's for each more fair than the last and him just like stroking their faces. And I'm like, okay, well, I guess we're just, they're just gonna put it right out front.

They're just gonna jump right into it. Senator Proch. No beating around the bush, so to speak. Yeah, it is a family bush, not a family tree. It does not exist. I want to end the podcast right now. I'm like, you killed it, that's it. So to speak yeah, it is a family bush not a family tree The podcast right now You killed it speaking Speaking of Bometorium Jesus Christ

Speaking of let's change the subject to something a little more pleasant. Something exciting. Something exciting. Yeah, we have Moon Tower Just for last festival. We're gonna be participating at this year and Moon Tower just for last festival. We're gonna be participating at this year. It's here in Austin, it's happening April 19th at six, I was looking at you at, I don't know why I'm telling you, I should be telling the camera. It's happening April 19th at 800 Congress Avenue downtown,

right across the Paramount Theater. A live or should teeth pod cat. Yeah, I won't be there, sorry. Your ghosts will be there. But some of you will be here. I'll be there. We'll be there. Jeff's also gonna be there. but some of you will be here. I'll be there Jeff's also gonna be there So head over to zero link

Mondo off in theater dot. Oh, no, check it out. I'm sure he's bombed. It's one day too soon I know well no, he'll just be in town for it as if that That's just gonna stop on you do I love the devil's lettuce. I love having any excuse to fly Mondo out. Yeah Has he have we talked about anything with Mondo? He's moving here? Yeah. Yeah, he said it.

Okay, I was like, as that was coming out of my house, I was like, am I about to ruin something? He said it. I picked his apartment. You did. Yeah, you were instrumental in his apartment choices. It's his apartment, like half the price of his. Yes.

Less than. Oh, my. It's less than half. And the thing that pissed me off was he was saying all the stuff that he calculated in for like what he wants to spend like with his budget was. And he was like, oh, how much is parking? And they were like, oh, the parking's free. And he stopped and he was like, what?

You can pay like 40 bucks for a spot, but like parking's free. Like he has a lot of spots. He has a reserve spot, but parking's free. And he's like, I pay $250 a month for non-reserved parking, and he built that into his budget. And then, have you rent? Yeah.

He has to pay $250 to have access to the parking garage. Not a reserve spot. That makes me, $200 for the privilege. $250 for the privilege of parking your ass across a lot. That's a lay, baby. The place that you live. That's a lay.

The thought process is that it then encourages people to use public transit, but. There's some public transit in LA. There's a train. Is there? Yeah, there's a train. There's no one in LA. There's a train. There's a train. There's a train. There's a single train just like in LA. There's a train. Is there? Yeah. Yeah. There's a train. I know. I know. There's a jackal of it. There's a train. Yeah. There's a single train just like in Austin.

But the problem is when the public transit isn't robust enough. One, and two, they don't discount your rent for not having to give you a parking space. No, right. You're getting money off. It's not having to take a spot. I sucks. I so it's funny I'm about speaking of cars. I'm about to pay off my car, which is very exciting Oh, I mean, but a lot of but it's along the Mondo lines of like getting Basically moving somewhere and having your rent be like less than half of what it is. It's like getting a raise Yeah, like getting yeah It's like he's getting a raise in that he doesn't have to pay for working His apartment is cheaper and Texas doesn't have a state income tax. Man alive.

Right. He is cleaning up. Discs on him. We call that the California trifecta. Oh, and he's selling, I think he's in the sales car. So the man is coming up. Like he's going to be buying my drinks for the rest of the year. Yeah, seriously.

You hear that? He has an extra 250 a month. That's like six drinks in Austin. Armanda, I'm looking at you right now. Dinner is on you. Oh yeah. Thank you, Armanda. Yeah.

What a generous guy. So it's when you say you were about to pay your car off. Yeah. This past weekend, I went out, the opposite of that, I went out looking at cars. Wow. Esther said that maybe, you know, she wants to look at cars just to see what was out there. So with really no, it's like very wide open.

It's like, I don't know what we're looking for. Let's just go walk around a couple car lots and see, like see what sticks. Because you know, looking online, you can't tell, like seeing one person, very different. I'm being able to like sit in it, and see that you feel the pleasure. So we're walking down a, walking around in a car lot,

which was, I'm not gonna say where it was, but it was, the key detail here, it was not a Chevy dealership. So we're walking around this car lot, and there's a Chevy Bolt sitting there. It's like the electric Chevy car. And like the used lot section, obviously. And like, she's like, oh, that's kind of cute.

So we asked the salesperson about it. He's like, oh, you want to take a test drive? We like drive it around the block and whatever and You know, we get out of it and I was like, I know nothing about the bolt like I've like this car has never fully electric Right, right. It's car never a shirt anything to me right? I was like, I need to we're not gonna buy this car Like without me reading about it. Yeah, like I'm telling this to the salesperson. Yeah, we're gonna go Read into this and we're gonna look into this, make sure it's fine. You're talking to Mr. Dude Dilligence here.

I'm thoroughly investigating. So the- Great Trevor on the podcast, you guys will have the trifecta. Do diligence. The salesperson's like, hold on for a second, I'm gonna grab someone. And he leaves for a bit, then he comes back with the general manager.

Oh, great. Yeah, you know, we're gonna go- Full core brass, you should just lift. You should just, I just can buy it. The general manager's like, you know, what are you all looking for? And my wife's like, explaining stuff. And he's like, what attracted you to this car specifically?

It's like, that's what you saw with your eyes and your lungs? Weird question, yeah. And then, then they're like, yeah, you know, we can't work out like any finance details or anything, because in case you don't buy today, like everything changes day by day. Just, you know, go ahead, do your research and let us know if you want this car. And I was like, okay, this is code for something. So then, we leave the dealership and I like Google Chevy Bolt. And it's like, oh, this car has been recalled seven times because the battery catches fire. And then there's an open recall on every Chevy Bolt ever

made. Because if you get into crash and the seatbelt tensioners activate, there's a chance they like to carpet on fire and the whole floor catches fire. And I was like, how bad is this really? So I was like, let's go to a Chevy dealership and ask them about it there. Because they'll know more about it. This is just some other non Chevy dealership. And let me guess they're not selling any Chevy bolts.

That's a third-hand Chevy bolt. Right. So then we go up to the Chevy dealership and we're like walking around and some guy comes out, I was like, hey, can I help you? I was like, hey, what did you want the Chevy Bolt? He goes, oh, yeah, we can't sell those right now. I was like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah, we're not even allowed to take those in

for trade-ins or anything right now. Those things catch fire and explode, you know? I was like, okay, cool. This is at the Chevy dealership. That's like, wow. He's like, yeah, we've got like four on the lot. I can't even show you them. We're not, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, pulled the second guy over, I was like, hmm. So what attracted you to this car?

Are you planning to, I don't know, do something drastic? Or you could say it was like a moth to a flame. You're like, it's a gift. I didn't know about, for my wife. For my ex-wife. Seat belt tensioner was,

we'll turn this into an air fryer at the drop of a hat. Oh God. A few, maybe like a year or two ago, I bought an air fryer at the drop of a hat. Oh, yeah. I had a few, maybe like a year or two ago, I bought an air fryer off Amazon. Hell yeah. That got recalled as well. Oh, that's great.

So what? Apparently catching fire. I don't know what it is with these things catching fire, but it was like a whole process of like right now. This number, you have to like cut the cord. What? Take a break. To prove that you're not going to use it.

That's crazy. But yeah, they're going to send me a new one for free. But if you bought a Corsair air fryer on Amazon or any other website, it's probably been recalled. You'll notice, you can tell it's that model because there's an arson set. Yeah, you may be able to get financial compensation. You may be entitled to compensation. That's a shame.

Did you get a new air fryer? Not yet. They still have to send me a new one. It was cool. They give you options for other things you could have replaced it with. Like a coffee maker, or your other toaster oven thing. I just want my air fryer. They just want to see if they can get out of making more air fryer. We're not good at this.

Can we go into shooting something else? A microwave? Oh, Kassori. Not Kosser. Kassori. Yeah, it's like COSORI. I think it's mine, though. Kassori.

We look at creators all day. Yeah, I don't know the names of things, but yeah. Close enough. Yeah. That's a little recall. I've never had anything recalled, but I was part of the class action lawsuit against Cotex. Oh, yes.

Yeah, they gave out a lot of money, because I don't know, I don't know, another corporation trying to poison us. And they were like, hey, if you can show the receipts for like however long you've been buying our products, you'll use part of the recall. As part of the recall, and I was like, I've got like two CVS receipts, probably the habit. And just and like I forgot about it. Like three months later, check for like $7.58. Well, I can dry my tears with this. Certainly. As I am from a company that was like soaking their product in from Maltheire. It was definitely something like that. Whatever they used to bleach

the cotton. That is one of the things I like. It was definitely something like that. Whatever they used to bleach the cotton. That is one of the things I like now about getting digital receipts at places is like you say like maybe I have a couple receipts like oh no yeah that's in my email. Let me just search code. Tech there it is boom like pull up like your entire search history or your entire purchase history. Yeah my dad just texted me to say Kosoari we have one.

Oh well you think my code be? You're going to be a model you need to get returned. You might be entitled to financial compensation. It might be cassori if you use it. It's only a certain type of model. It's not all of them. So I think there's a recall website you could go to. I don't know.

If you have the corsair, the cassori, our sonista, our sonista. You may be subject to a recall. Deletias. You can buy one half of a drink in Austin. Speaking of product recalls, I love, I was listening to another podcast. Then I really like. But they were talking about, at the beginning of the century, there was a product called Radithor,

which was a drink for Viga. It was one of those like, patent medicine, like, it pets you up. Yeah, it pets you up. It was, it was chock full of radium. Is that the radii in Radithor? That's the rad in Radithor. So you were like, that's some shit you find and fall out. You true, like, this was like a purely radioac. It was like, it was literally just you find and fall out. True, like this was like a purely radio act. It was like, it was literally just like water and radium.

And like, just people swallowing radioactive stuff. Like there was a guy, the guy most famous for, like a spokesman for it, I think it was a golfer. Like, drank it, they gave it to him for a broken arm, but he just kept drinking it because he's like, this stuff makes me feel so energetic and great. And I mean, did he melt from the inside?

No, yet, yes. Like not a joke, yes. He literally, like, true end of Indiana Jones in the last Crusade style stuff was like just disintegrated. Basically, his body had to be buried like away from other people in like a lead line coffee because this man it was bones are radioactive like I have the

specifics here if you'd like to hear that I pulled it up while you leave you were doing that. It was a ebb and buyers. American socialite athlete, industrialist, um, said to have died from radium poisoning in 1932.

However, the real cost was various cancers as a result of red. Oh, that was unrelated to the radium. Various cancers. You know when you get multiple cancers, not because of the radium. Yeah, unreliated. Buyers was buried in a lead-lined coffin. When Exumed in 1965 for study,

his remains were still highly radioactive, measuring 225,000 beckeryls. That sounds high. At a comparison, the amount present in a typical human body produces approximately, what is it? As a comparison, the roughly 0.0169 grams potassium-40, present in typical human body produces approximately 4,400 beckeryls, and he was at 225,000.

Oh my God. That's a problem. 1932, that Oh my God. That's a problem. 1932, that's too soon. That's not long, that's too recent. That's way too recent for a guy. His death led to the strengthening of the FDA's powers and the demise of most radiation-based patent medicines. Oh, that's government-overreach.

Yeah. I thought it's like, I see stuff like that and I hear about things like that. You heard it drink radium to own the lips in the federal government. Yeah. And bleach apparently. Yeah.

To get rid of COVID. Have you, um, okay, so I'm on a very specific side of TikTok, which in which I just see things that I don't think anyone else sees. And there are people that just go to, um, they just go to like secondhand stores, UV lights, and they just look for irradiated dishes and stuff. But then when I'm watching the videos, I don't think they tell anyone or buy it. I think they just do the video and leave it.

What's the dishes? What are our dishes? There's like a radiation, radiation glass? Is that okay? Yeah. Was it uranium? Uranium, uranium glass. Yeah, uranium glass. They were making it was it uranium uranium uranium glass. Yeah, uranium glass

They were making it like whenever the fuck they were making it and like you can still find it in second-hand store Here's cuz people would be like I gotta get rid of grandma shit Yeah, they'll just take it to a good will oh my god, and you can check it with like a UV light I think if it lights up. Yeah, if it lights up under the UV light. It's full of it's it's radiating like poisonous It's yeah, it'll kill you It's full of it's it's it's radiating poison. It's yeah, it'll kill you But it will yeah, it was in grandma's cabinet for 70 years. Yeah, well the cabinet was led line That's sure. Yeah, you're right. It was lined with lead paint with lead paint So that's what what about a cratin barrel dishes? How are those? No, I'm sure those have those have those have a toxin in them

That we're not gonna know about for another 30 years In a future podcast about 70 years from now, can you believe it? Yeah, I would be like, you know, you still go to the bed with, I guess, we'll have in the future. You know, they used plastic straws. Can you believe it?

Oh my god, plastic plarry. In their mouths, oh my god, that's crazy. That's what's gonna be. Yeah, no, that's definitely gonna lead to a lot of cancer. Oh, for sure. For our generation. Oh, for sure. Think about that a lot. But I also, like, I lead to a lot of cancer. Oh, for sure. For our generation. Oh, for sure.

Think about that a lot. But I also, like, I've seen a lot of videos about how, especially food in America is essentially poison. They will not, it's served it for you. They will give it to animals. They are condemned in other countries. Things like pop tarts and skittles and drumsticks and like, Twinkies.

Twinkies, all these different foods that a lot of Americans eat all the time. Like I had pop tart's two days ago. Yeah, they're poison. The stuff is poison. Yeah, it's one of those things where you're like, uh, whatever, it's, oh, I can't read the, oh, I looked at the label and it said all this stuff and like half of it's just short, like words for sugar.

Sure. But then the other half of it's again probably in the killers. So the most famous one I can think about the top of my head is Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is on the list. You can't they don't sell it in the world. One of the ingredients in it is a, is very chemically similar to a flame retardant. So they can't sell it in Japan or the EU.

Or California. BVO is banned in Japan in the European Union because it contains bromine that have been found in brominated flame retardant which can build up in the body potentially lead to memory loss as well as skin and nerve problems. But hey, do the do you do the do they they yeah they found it they they found it. Yeah, they have they found a brominated from from flame retardants. They found it in the the blubber of ring that ring that seals in the Arctic Like that's how prevalent it is It's everywhere but that's also what gives the Baja blast. It's delicious. No, the will flavor. That's right. That's that's where the blast comes

Well, that's what's so interesting too is like you They so much of our foods they won't they won't give it to animals another country. Yeah, they won't even serve it to pigs Yeah, and then you go to a foreign country and have their packaged food and you're like oh, I get it I don't feel like shit Because because it's like they're pat like the pre-packaged stuff that they have the process stuff for some reason like process stuff in Other countries doesn't taste good as good as a process stuff here full good reasons stuff in other countries doesn't taste good as good as a process to hear. Four good reasons. It is chemicals.

Because it's chemicals. And then you actually eat good food. Yeah. You go to the bodega and get their nice produce and fresh food. It's actually good for you. I saw this video of this girl who went to, I guess, Italy or something. Yeah. I don't know if you saw the same one.

Milk thing. And she was like, I don't think it was a milk one, but she was talking about how like, she moved to Italy a few Italy a month or two ago. She hasn't really changed much about her diet. She still eats the same types of food, does the same level of exercise. But for the first time in her life, she doesn't feel sick in her stomach and bloated and gross and awful and tired all the time. No poison. And it's the food. It's the fucking food. She's like, I'm eating essentially the same types of things, obviously not like things that are processed and packaged in a certain way in the states. But like, my god.

Yeah, those are like- So that's the bad flooring in the water. When people go like, like, if you go to another country and you have like the dairy, you, like, most people like, they don't have the lactose intolerant. Ladies and gentlemen, for the award of nonsense for 20 years, the nominees are- Oh my god. what a set of Barbara Dunkelman, Andrew Rosas, and Griff I was wondering what Cody was messing with the life before.

Goes to Guest Arola Thank you. Wow. I feel honored to speak to you this chattering piece. I got to say thank you to all the Amalfe Lonomini's here. It's just an honor to be nominated again. It's just an honor to be in the struggle. This is... It's made of radium.

It's actually radio acrobatics. It's a fun co-based. It's a fun co-based. Anyway, thank you. It's a fun co-based. Oh, wow. Anyway, thank you to the counting for recognizing everything on being played off. So, I appreciate it. Thanks for watching. So, that's where the chat rang.

Before the show, I saw them playing with all these different looks and codeos as well as you went to the lights. I was like, that's where. They must be working. They must be fluent in something later. Now I'm wondering if there's other awards going on throughout the podcast. They're just going to be floating something later. Now I'm wondering if there's other awards going on throughout the podcast that we're just going to be.

Oh, I'm not sure I was scrambling. Tyler's just, oh, oh, oh, oh. This must be from one of the bobble hits, you like us with a Bernie ball hit. Yeah. That light change legitimately, like for eight split second was like,

uh, something is actually going wrong. Yeah. Oh, a fucking gobo. I thought maybe like they were putting something up on the, yeah, on the back of the day. Check exploded in what the hell is going on. Oh, mom. You and us both.

Yeah, so I, you know, it, it may be a good segue. We just had our 20th anniversary this past weekend. Woo. Woo. One more year. One more year. I mean, we, we're One more year. One more year. One more year.

Not by Canadian rules. That's true. Yeah. Two more years ago. I wanted to wear the 20th anniversary shirt on a podcast that you would actually have right here. Good color for you. Yeah.

But I couldn't do it because it has the old logo on it. And I was afraid if I did that. You didn't trouble? Well, no, that there would be a thread somewhere. It's like, Gus is secretly protesting the new logo by wearing the old logo logo on it. And I was afraid if I did that. You didn't trouble? Well, no, that there would be a thread somewhere, it's like Gus is secretly protesting the new logo by wearing the ol' logo on the front. Oh, no, you're absolutely correct. One, no.

You're absolutely correct. I'm gonna bring it, I'm gonna say, I really wanted to wear this, but I don't wanna feed any conspiracy theories. You don't wanna start a controversy? I don't wanna start something that's not there. Oh my god. In your defense, we fucking bait the shirt. Yeah, we planned this

But to wear it right now after the change. I was like now. I'll bring it. I'll say I'm very happy about it We had 20 years. I just don't want to don't want to go don't want to scratch that it Yeah, I see some favoritism though because how come we don't have a blue one? Yeah, where's the blue? I'm in the red one Where's the blue? I got red one. Where's the blue? Yeah, because we got that new blue red versus blue. No, no, it was a missed opportunity. I know, although it August is red team,

so no. Yeah, I'm not sure. In the 20 years I've had many jobs, none of them has ever been making the merch. So I cannot answer that for you on the subject. That's fair. I do like you can't do that. You wanted to avoid it, could spiercy about you wearing

as you're sure. I was like, I was like, I was gonna be ready to put it on before the show. I was like, oh wait. You wanted to avoid a conspiracy about you wearing a shirt. I was like, I was like, I was going to be ready to put it on before the show. I was like, oh, wait. You were, you were writing the Reddit thread in your mind. Like, you were populating all of the, like, comments, like, yeah, okay, but Gus, now that you said that, now in my head, the Reddit thread is none of the more merciless episode. Well, you know what they say?

An Ottawa Senator is very close to a Rooster Teeth. To a Rooster Teeth. It's also a Rooster Team, it's also red. I just wanted to wear this today. I didn't have anything with the New logo. I'm so glad to have that. We don't have anything yet with the New logo. Yeah, so that's the reason. I've seen some Combs with the New logo and it looks fucking sick.

I'm actually excited. I like the little guy. Me too. The little little little guy. We don't, he doesn't have a name. We've just been calling the little guy and I think I'm just going to keep calling them that. I like little guy. I love little guy. Me too. The little little little little guy. We don't he doesn't have a name. We've just been calling the little guy and I think I'm just going to keep calling them that. I like little guy. I love little because everyone loves little guy. We call him already.

We've got already. Artie. Artie. We've been wanting to use artie for something for a very old party. We've got already the little guy. For what? I wanted to make her shorts. Artie Schwartz.

Yeah. And for a while, remember when we were making shorts over in the bungalow, we had the joke about corporate being run by artie. Yeah. Artie Schwartz. Yeah, and for a while, remember when we were making shorts over in the bungalow, we had the joke about corporate being run by Artie. Yeah. Artie Schwartz, and he was like, Artie's page or palace? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we had to like push pages in the shorts. Artie. I think it was like this over-arking theme.

We never got around. It was a real 30 rock shine-hut Wigs corporation. Yes. And that owns NBC. Yeah, it was a real, yeah. It was like Don's Ringtone Emporium. That was like, Don's ringtone in Poryam. That's it though. Don's ringtone in Poryam owned,

like, owned Warner Brothers who owns us. Like it was just, yeah. Just funny, yeah. And I remember there was a short we filmed where it was a Bernie interviewing me or like going over my record or something like that. And we had the Don's ringtone in Poryam on the screen and he's like,

Don wants us to do background checks. But, blah, blah. That was a fun one. God, those are the days. Remember when you can make sketches online that were like, like, full, four, man. And it's got a vision span no more. So people on one minute sketch,

and it's not everybody. One minute, but yeah. Very short attention span on Lines these days. That was a salad days. We're speaking of salad days. We just put out one of the final squatting for stuff's winding down. We put out one of the videos that I had written.

The pizza mutilation. Oh my God. It came out like last week. The guys was showing everyone the pizza mutilation. It's so good. I love it. Oh, I've seen it. It stressed me the fuck out.

I've seen it. Yeah. They're so to come So just like I can't believe they ruined a perfectly good pizza Be like oh they wasted all that food. No, we ate that fucking pizza. Yeah, I got had his 20 slice Just like carrying birds hummering I just like carcass. Yeah, fucking viral like divided it up into like little piles with the fork because it was kind of at the pull It was because it was shredded, but sometimes it wasn't cut all the way through the bus So you're just getting a hunk of pizza and it's pizza's pizza's pizza. It's all going It all looks the same in the end. No, it's like it's all going to the same place

But still there was something about the like pre-mastication Chris was doing it too, which made it even worse. And I won't, I won't eat anything that guys touched. So yeah, it was. Yeah, for that short, I had to go. I had to go to a pizza place near the studio and I went in and I ordered, I was like, listen, can I order just like a large cheese pizza and can you guys not cut it? And they're like, what do you mean? I was like, just make the pizza and then when it comes out of the oven, put it in the box.

Don't cut it. How would they say, what do you mean? Because I think no one's ever asked that. We actually beat pizza by the slice. So they're already pre-cut. We make it pre-cut. So then like they confirmed when we like three times I paid. Then it came out of the oven and they're like, okay, you don't want it cut, right?

We're just putting in the box like, yes, just like that. Don't you go online and go, I got pizza from such a such a big, big, big cut. I'm happy Thursday, blenica cake. Yeah, now, sorry, another 30-hour reference. Yeah, I love just like, don't cut it. I do not want the pizza cut. I'm going to have to talk with my man.

Are you sure? Like, they got to like talk to people to make sure. Oh, sir, we always cut the pizza. It's that kid from Simpson's. Yeah. He just points to the sign. This is stuff one dose step two. Oh, it's just because I'm my salary.

If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me. The best part, and we've gotten food from there before for other stuff. Like the first pizza skit we did way back in the early STF days, we got a box from that same place. Pizza side, and we had to convince them to give us like two or three empty pizza boxes. And I'm like, I'll pay for that.

We were like, we'll pay for the box. And they're like, no, you just have it. Yeah. But I like that place because they have the generic box. It doesn't have their name. It's like the Italian guy with a pizza, basically. Like what you think of a little table in there. Oh yeah, a little, a little, a little doll table

in the center to get it from getting. Smushed. Is that what it's for? like what you think of a little table in there. Oh yeah, a little, a little, a little doll table in the center to get it from getting. Smushed. Is that what it's for? I've seen so many different. It's how the lid doesn't squat. Things about it. Man.

Every time I watch home alone, whenever they talk about how much 12 pizzas costs, or it's like, it's like, here's 11 pizzas. Oh, it's 122.50. Yeah, what? Man. A hundred. Inflation has come from my pizza. I remember watching after the first time

and thinking, look back, we know, when the first time I was being holy shit, that's so expensive. Yeah. You know, that's so much money. But it's like, oh, that's a lot of pizzas. It's like, you know, family of 15. That's two and a half pizzas from VIA.

Yeah, truly. Yeah. VIA pizzas, Vita large. Oh my god. It's 36 bucks. Yeah. For one pizza. Yeah, now it's like, I 36 bucks. Yeah for one pizza yet now It's like I think some places have deals, but I feel like the cheapest I've seen like a large pizza is like $17

Yeah, like it's 20 bucks. It's not yeah pizza the pizza economy is going to the fam It's got like your parents could use to like give you a 20 and you could just like order two pizzas in the coke and have changed I found out also recently speaking of inflation quick note in the Coke and have changed. I found out also recently, speaking of inflation, quick note, someone was talking about how like making $40,000 in 1970 when it's like parents are like, oh, I made $40,000 a year and you know, back in my day and I was able to afford a house and this and that and retire. $40,000 in 1970 is the equivalent of making $310,000 today. Correct.

Correct. Yeah. Which is insane my dad my dad's first job that he had first time they had right out of college was yeah fifty grand in like nineteen eight that's a billion dollars still making forty thousand dollars yeah I if they're lucky yeah these days I have the I went to the same college that my parents went to I have the exact same degree as my mom my my mom and my dad paid for college by the quarter and they just paid for it like at a pocket. It was like 250 bucks a quarter. Yeah. Oh my god. It was a thousand dollars a year. Oh, I'm a match. And I was like, that's what my textbooks cost my freshman year. Yeah. Just for

the summer, just for the first semester, it was like a thousand bucks, just textbooks. Yeah. Hot tip, hot tip. Get your pre-rex done at a community college. Yes. They're like, you can pay, I guess what I did, I paid for them at a pocket. I took my foreign language, my math, like all that stuff. You should do that.

At ACC, so cheap. You should definitely do that. So cheap. Do not pay university prices. Do not go into debt. For biology. At university for biology 101. Simply do not do that.

If you're going to college, absolutely take pre-rex and get stuff knocked out at a community college, cannot recommend that high enough. We had an episode of ANMA a few months ago, where Jeff and I seen praises about ACC. Yeah, they're correct. And about how it's like, similar sentiment. And I don't think we said exactly the same thing,

but it's like, you should absolutely take advantage of that if you have the opportunity to save yourself a ton of money. A bunch of fucked on the money. A lot of dude. I went to school in Canada. Was it free? It's not necessarily cheap, wasn't free,

but the school I went to had a in-state tuition special. You guys have states? Or in province. Province. Province, sorry. I'm so used to translate the local America. So it's okay. So because I was, it was a school in Montreal and because I was born in Quebec,

I got that discount. And my textbooks were more expensive than my tuition. That's crazy. I, in Georgia, they have the thing called the Hope Scholarship. And you, if you graduate high school with, it's either a 3.3, they'll pay like 80% of your tuition. Oh wow. And if it's like higher, or yeah, if it's higher, they'll pay more and I think that's like a Pell Grant. It's like 90 or 100. I don't know. I wasn't smart enough to get that. But I lost it because of the bio class. I got a C in biology. My first like my first, my first, in my freshman year and I lost it because of the bio class. I got to see in biology my first, like my first,

in my freshman year and I lost my scholarship for like a year and a half. So I had to say, yeah, I lost hope. Um, I truly lost hope. I truly lost hope. So, but they have like a program where you can like earn it back. But by then I was like, damn, I already paid for like a year and a half like with parent loans.

And like, guys, careful, we're talking about wanting a better education and more affordable education. This is a very extreme leftist. It's hard to find a car very such a leftist. Yeah, god damn. How dare, how dare, how dare. How affordable education for people to better society. How dare.

Whoa. Revolting. Calm down. I would like to get back to Pete's economics really quick. And so the five, the five dollar hot and ready is a scream and deal and delicious. How big is the hot and ready? Huh? How big is it?

Like, is it a medium? It's a medium size. Sorry. It's good. The food court at the Costco up in North Austin has been closed for a couple of weeks. What? Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I think it's supposed to reopen tomorrow.

So I don't know what's been going on with it. I don't know if anyone else has noticed. You know, I always know it's because it's like Costco famously has like the, the $50 hot dog. Right, the $50 hot dog. Sam's still has theirs. Pizza. So I was like, I don't know if like I'm a little nervous

when it finally reopens. What's going to be going on with it? No, I don't think they're going to change, because I was at, I went to Sam's. I got a hot dog, a churro, a soda, the size of a toddler. And is there any other side? I got a soda you could drown in. Yeah, and a vanilla soft serve.

And it cost me 30 dollars and 80 cents. You have to have. Man, it's still 1980 up in there. There you go. That's how they get you through the door. That's why your money goes far. It's really stretchy, really stretchy dollar. Yeah, also that hot dog robust.

It wasn't like a shitty hot dog. It was like a, that was a, that was like a sausage. That's how they get you in the door. Yeah, that's how you get your door. I'm telling you, they didn't know like church picnic hot dog. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's on a roller. Speaking of hot dogs, the other week we went to Anaheim to premiere the new Ruby Justice League movie. And I landed Friday morning at 9 AM because when you're flying to the West Coast,

you get a line of dollars back. And I was like, I have nothing to do today because the premiere was on Saturday. So I was like, I'm gonna take myself to Disneyland. Oh, okay. Because our hotel was literally 15 minute walk. Oh, nice. Because our hotel, our hotel was literally a 15 minute walk. Oh, nice. And I went, fuck it, I'll buy a day pass, it's pricey,

but like, nothing else to do today, I'll treat myself. Yeah. You're a little treat. A little treat, man. It was fucking crazy there. I'm sure. As you would expect on a Friday. Oh.

It was especially like beautiful weather. Beautiful weather. This is what I was drinking. Yeah, yeah. Great time too. Exactly. So I ended up just like, I wrote a few rides and I did like some attractions here and there, but like everything had a weight.

I tried to do the fast pass stuff, but even that it was like, you could only book one thing at a time. And you still wait 90 minutes, just somewhere else. Exactly. And so I ended up just spending a lot of the day just like going around to the different food vendors and eating.

But it was like, I spent like 150 bucks on a pass just to essentially go spend more money on food in Disneyland. Which by the way, the food there is phenomenal. Is there an up cut there? No, it's just like a surprisingly good food. It is crazy. I was going to say there was a story about a guy. I think it was like a couple of years ago about a guy who got a day,, there was a story about a guy, I think it was like a, it was a few years ago,

about a guy who got a day, like it was a season pass, but it got you, basically every time you went, it got you a meal and a drink. So it was like a season pass, it was a season park pass, which they like, get, luch they bank on you, not taking advantage of, because if you get a season pass, it's like what are you gonna come like maybe once a month?

You're gonna drag your family out of the car, or maybe once a month. Yeah, you will get you a free drink and something. This guy got one of those passes and lived, or worked like a couple blocks away from the park and would go there every day for lunch. That's so funny. And got a free meal and a drink from the park every day.

And the story came out, it estimated the total amount of money, that he basically conned the park. He paid for it. He paid for it. He paid for it in that season pass. But it was like, what was like the season pass was like $500 to nose.

It was like $500. But it was like, what? I wanna meal like that. That's it, oh my God. It was like, I didn't grab it in food because he ate it there like every day for a year. Fuck yeah. I love it. That's so. Oh my god. I didn't grab it in food because he hit there like every day for a year. Fuck yeah. I love it.

That's great. That was me with movie pass. I abused movie pass. I said stuff if you can. Man. Man. You're taking advantage of something that is not illegal. Yeah.

You're just getting what you paid for. Man. I was living high on the hog with the fucking movie pass. When I was in Georgia, I had to drive like an hour and a half commute home and back. So in order to just skip a little bit of the traffic, I would just go to a movie theater and watch a movie and then go home.

And then with that moved here, I used to live at the family next to the Alamo house. And where I was in the corner, I could sign into movie past for my bed. So I would reserve the movie and then just walk walk over there and I would just connect to their Wi-Fi you all you have to do is be in the area. It's a geofan. Yeah, so I was yeah, and because I was on the corner. I could connect while I was like in my bedroom Wow, and I was just like I was literally going to like a movie a night like I was I was using

Especially when you live next door to the Elmo. It's a nice album. Sometimes I would go because I just wanted to buy cookies. Hey, listen, make use of it. I mean, I'm not above, I'm not above like even, I'll stupid lower than that. If I need to, I would use the bathroom. Oh, yeah. Right. I want to clean bathroom. But I'm like, nowhere it is. No, two for the matinee. And he's like, he's going, you walk out. And you're like, especially there, you can have the door that closes all the way. It's like four to ceiling.

It's a really nice bathroom. All bathrooms should be like the Mueller Alamo bathroom. Where it's like non-gendered, you just walk in. It's everything is a door. You lock it. And again, like you said, two of the fucking ceilings. Ceilings, no gaps. No gaps.

No gaps. No gaps. Hey, if you've got a let fly, you can let fly. Hey, no one's going to know. No. Because there's a movie happening next or they think it's the rumbling. Yeah.

I can be. It's a great place to shit. Something's watching Fast 10. Did you ever hear you're talking about the guy who exploited the season pass for Disney life? I think I know what you're going to bring up. The guy who like exploited the American Airlines Airpast. The first class of the island, right?

Oh, yeah. It was for class tickets. Didn't they change it because of him? Right, well, it was something that didn't, that they stopped making. Yeah, is it the punch drum glove thing? The thing that punch drum glove was based on like, it was the pudding.

It was. It was putting cups. This was different. You could like buy like a, for $10,000 like tickets forever. Right, well, it was a $250,000. Yeah. That's a lot more money. That allowed you to book unlimited first class seats for the rest of your life.

Yeah. And those trips also accrued miles. Fuck yeah. So on top of having free travel, you were also getting miles from it too. Would you need the miles for it? You can get one. Then you can book other people's ships.

Yeah. So this person bought himself a $250,000 air pass. Then you were allowed to buy a companion one for $150,000 to have a travel companion. And then between, I guess he bought it in 1987. Is it still active? No, the airline revoked it in 2007, 20 years later. I mean, they got to give him some money back, I imagine.

Yeah. I don't think so. Well, if you pay for something with the in-I would live time. They claimed that he was abusing it. years later because they got to give him some money back. I imagine. Yeah. I don't think so. Well, if you pay for something with the insinuations, life time, they claimed that he was abusing it. No, you told me, you told me there was no fun. This is Pepsi jet all over again. I thought you were going to say about another exploitation

that happened involving, I don't know which airline it was, but someone who would buy first class tickets every day, not maybe not every day, but very often, go eat in the lounge, and then cancel his trip, and because it was like a first-class ticket, he was able to get a full refund. That's so funny. If he wasn't buying the non-refundable bears,

he was buying the more expensive, fully refundable. Yeah, cool buyers, just not going. And then going to the airport lounges where for first-class tickets, it's meal-free. It's meal-free. And all that drinks are free and everything.

Yeah, that's what I thought you were going to bring. Yeah, that's what I thought. The economic heroes. Yeah, I'm. You got to game the system. This is our modern day Robin Hood. You got to do the system. Look, if you're not gaming the system, like, what are you doing?

What are you doing? I mean, the price you are really paying, though, is like having to go to the airport. All that. Like, what if he has a CSA pre-check? The price you are really paying though is like having to go to the airport. All that. Like what? Like what if he was a pre-check? He's just in no bags. Those shoes, like he's got no bags. You're not actually traveling. Yeah. So he's just walking through the GSA pre-check.

You guys know one of these eventually is going to be Christmas. I someone just brought up in the chat with his pasta past the past. Whether man in exo won brought up the pasta past. Where it's like the Chris is absolutely going to find a way to exploit a system. Oh, yeah. And he should. And he's good at it. Explore every system you can.

I'm very thankful that Chris has the Constitution that he does, because if I were to get a pasta pass, they would find me face down in a pool of Alfredo. Like, it would be, it would be over for me. I'd just be, oh gosh, put on 50 pounds. Oh, I'd be the, oh, it's too hot today. It'd be fan-y. Yeah. Do you remember when Chris had the pasta pass

when we were over in the bungalow? Right over the pandemic. It was. And he would come in for breakfast. He'd be eating leftover pasta. Jesus Christ. Every single meal he'd either have leftover pasta or go to all of the...

I went with him to Olive Garden once. He never took me. I'm mad. They recognized him. Of course. Oh, when you're there, you're family. Yeah. Because I think there was one at the time where he lived, like, right next to his apartment. But yeah, so funny. The never ending possible was from September to November 2019. Yeah. All right. Before pandemic. He got, at least he got a good use out of it.

I know. I don't think they've had it back since then. I don't think they will. It's probably because of people like Chris. They were exploiting the system. Okay, what's the thing? What is the thing that we can exploit? What's a borderline crime that we can do? That we can concoct right now. Something technically legal. It's technically not correct.

I was gonna say, well, I'm gonna morph this question because I think like, if you could get one thing, one thing free for the rest of your life, what would it be? Because I say free, but I say unlimited. If you could get unlimited pass for something. Honestly, I think I would obviously not for that price, but the first class flights. Flight? That's a good one.

For me, something I want to do in life is travel more. Sure. And if there's a situation where that cost is covered by something I invest in and that's done, that would be an incredible way to do it. So I fly somewhere every single weekend. Yeah, people were saying that guy who did the air passing, he would fly to another state to get his favorite

below knee sand. Yeah, I mean, I would obviously flying and is taxing and tiring and stuff like that. So it's like, there's a stand, but like, I would totally take advantage of that. How about you guys? I'm, if it's not like thinking on like a non exorbitant level of just things I spend a lot of money on, um, these guys, these boys right here. Liquid debt.

Liquid debt. I think it's so good, but man, please. If I could like pay like a thousand dollars and get as many as I want it for a year, I think it would even out. It's not just water though. It's good though. It's really good. You know, the can makes it really good.

The can makes it good. The can makes it good, but also I just like, I don't want it, I don't, I don't, I try not to use plastic if I can help it. Right. Like I bought this coffee, but like usually I have like reusable thing. Well you see my yeti's. I sure have all over the place.

Yeah, so I just try to like drink out of like non, like, or just like reusable and cans and stuff. So and even like I have like a like a water jug dispenser thingy. But even that's plastic. I guess for like audio listeners, we're talking about the liquid death. Yeah, I have a can of liquid death.

If that wasn't very good. Delicious, delicious spring water. So the chats blown the chats blown up. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a mountain water. Sorry. My favorite one in chat so far. It I think it was from Bane, Oh nine said, uh, healthcare. Bingo. Yeah, give me give me the unlimited fast pass to my doctor. It's more realistic that I could get a pass for, for unlimited liquid deaths. And you must have provided this with in order to free.

So equitable and affordable. I think it's more likely you're going to wake up to a pallet of liquid deaths at your door stop rather than healthcare. Again, absolutely. So yeah, I'm thinking what about you guys? I was I was I was like, I was l, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

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Actually, B&Bs or hotels, it adds up more than like a few days. And if it's over the weekend, God help you. And flights will always be the same no matter how long you're staying. So, I might do stay as more than flights. That's right. Also, and it's always be the same no matter how long you're staying. Yeah, so I might do stay is more than flight That's fair also actually again realistically my fucking dogs boarding The deal that I got for I'm going to Mexico next month and the deal that I got for the resort brought the room down cheaper

Than what it costs to board my dog right usually board her. Wow, impressive. Her hotel cost more than my hotel room. That's insane. I think when I went to Brandon's wedding in Mexico, it was the same thing. Who was like, oh, like the room block at the hotel, we said it was so cheap. I'm gonna book the most expensive room I can. And it was like 55 bucks a night.

I forgot you guys were wrote Brandon's wedding. I think it's because you didn't take the bus with us. Yeah, because we were in, we had to go to San Francisco. Right before that. So I had to fly from San Francisco to Mexico to go to the wedding. Yeah, just 49 bucks for me and like 54 for her. That's crazy.

It's stupid. That is ridiculous. It's fucking ridiculous. Trevor and I still have not Like gotten into the actual nitty gritty of looking to get a dog yet, but we keep talking about You know the borrow my no She won't buy my next month Six days like five to six days maybe you'll pay me $54 53

But yeah, that's something that work out. It's got to work out. There you go. But yeah, that's something that we think about. It's like these costs you don't even think about. Because when I had my cat, I was just like, he has an automatic feeder. He's got an automatic water. His liver box already gets changed like every four days. I would, I would just pay like one of my friends like 20 bucks

to go check in on them a couple times. But then that, we just leave a cat in the house. Right. And have something to check on here. Catch a fine. Yeah. And dogs, we just leave a cat in the house. Right. And have something to check on. Catafine, yeah. And dogs, he's so much. Oh, yes. I mean, they're a joy and they love you.

Yeah. And their companionship is priceless. Suck one, really. But everything else is very, very priced. Yeah. A lot of hands-on work needed to maintain that. What I didn't expect was, they lied to me at the shelter. I said, she's going to be 35 pounds. She hit 35 pounds in about six months. Yes. What I didn't expect was they lied to me at the shelter. It said she was going to be 35 pounds.

She hit 35 pounds at about six months. Nice. She's like 55 now. Oh my God. She's my height. She's a big old. She's my height. And she's still growing because she's the only one.

And the amount of food that she consumes, holy shit, and she can't eat anything that's not, it has to be fish, it has to be no grain, or her farts will literally burn down my house. So she, like, I think the food that she's all- Kassari? Yeah, it's like a 70 dollar before tax bag of food, and I have to buy it like twice a month. Wow. I was like, that's like human groceries. Well, it's like human groceries. I might have some, we might have a sponsor for always open Yeah, there's a dog food company And I do not have a dog so I am in need of friends who have dogs

Tell them that you've got like a 55 pound nut. Oh, yeah, I might be getting some some samples So I love to reach out to I'll see what the ingredients are though What should be for what should be like a small dog food brand and they just have little patty, tiny little things? I love all the memes about dogs that are like dogs in the past. I killed wolves that were surrounding on the cat and ate the liver of a fox that tried to steal our food. And today it's like, you changed my food

and I got diarrhea. I threw up. I threw up. It's standing in the doorway. Yeah, I threw up. Yeah. the doorway. I threw up. Oh, man. My dog, she eats anything left on the floor. And one time she got really sick.

I was really, really worried about her. She was vomiting all day. She was lethargic. But two things about it. When she went through her up, she would make this really stupid face. I didn't know that. No, it wasn't that. No, cast me. She would just go. That's right. Cause dogs just go. It just comes. I just.

When I when I had my shits, you when you were still alive with him, it wasn't one and done. He would start that. Whoop. Like a cat. Yeah. It's like, Oh, shit. We got a couple of seconds. We key. He was, we got to the point where we could take him to the toilet and like ride or die Like he would put his paws down on the toilet seat and we could position his head over the toilet Right into the you're holding your dogs here Yeah, right into the whole flush it like ah, thanks dude. I really appreciate it. Thanks for the warning. There was

Somebody like posted a while back about things that aren't Olympic sports, but should be. And I positive that an Olympic sport should be waking up bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night and getting your cat off the bed before they throw up. Oh my God. Just like, nothing wakes you up faster than that. Nothing wakes you up faster.

Oh, like a cat and you're like, I mean, Dracula style sit up straight up in bed like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no it does take like, it takes like a full three. That's so good. And then it's just, it's like, okay, okay, I'd carpet when I got my cap. So it was the only uncarpited place. It was either the kitchen or the bathroom. So I decided we're the fucking choco way. It's really like, red or blue wire.

It's like, it's like, it's like a fucking eagle. It's like, if I throw him in the bathroom, he could go on the bath mat. If I throw him in the kitchen, that's nasty. Like, I eat over the sink in there. Like, yeah, I eat a cat. Are you over the sink in there? What? You don't have a cat to you?

No, no, but I have had cats in the past. I've lived with people in my cats. You had stepcats. I've had stepcats. Yeah, okay. Yeah. You know, you know what it's like, yeah. Never been a cat person.

You want a cat? I get your car in. Do I want a cat? Yeah, go on the turn off load. I, you know, I was thinking about that because I live alone. I have a big place and I was you, Karen. Do I want to get you? Do I want to get you? Go on the turn off load. I was thinking about that because I live alone. And I have a big place and I was thinking about actually getting a dog. But then I was like, oh, but I also know

that cats are pretty low maintenance. And I'm not going to get the girl cats. Sure. I mean, I feel like my place would be really well suited to cat. But then I remember I was like, I have painting stuff. Yeah. I have poison. I have poison. You have poison. I have painting stuff. Like, yeah. And like, poison.

I have poison. You've placed. I have literal talk. I can't really leave things out. Yeah, exactly. And I don't, and I don't typically leave my paints out and that stuff like that. But all the accoutrements and everything is there that like.

But if they just like, if, if one more time is coming out, it's exactly. I'm not sure what's going to be shredding his art. I'm not even paying the money. When you're explaining my paintings is like a scratching post. No, it's just like, if post. No, I was thinking just like, if someone were to, I don't know, bat some like, you know, cadmium paint off of my desk

onto the floor, it's like, well, that's, that's highly toxic. Yeah, that's just that can. Lots of money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they walk in it and I have reds. I have reds just that. Red little cap prints everywhere.

I don't know. It didn't happen. I have a few too many little things that I think they could get into. I picked up some lunch today, and I was driving back here into the studio, and I was waiting at this other gate, like I was pulling up to it,

and as I was pulling, you know, you got a scan your car to get in and pass the gate. As I was pulling up to the scanner, out of the corner of my eye from the left, I saw some movement, and I looked, and there was a cat, and it just like was walking and it stopped, like we made eye contact, it was just staring at me and it had like a dead mouse hanging out of its mouth

and then it just like slowly kept walking in front of my car, like I swiped for the gate to open and it like walked up past the gate, then it walked into the gate, then like down back over there by like the stage where those temporary buildings are built and like disappeared with that mouse and And it's mouse is like, that cat's about how much you want.

It's bringing you a gift. Yeah, that's the between that cat and the fox that stuck in the stage too. That's what we don't have rats. We also had a bat in here. There was a bat in here. Many, many months ago. That's during the daytime.

There was one in stage five when we first came here. There was one in stage five. And I think Monty was trying to catch it. Yes. And there was also one in here. I think I want to say maybe a few months ago to like maybe a year ago. I would have a pet bat. I would not. They're very cute.

They're very cute. They're very cute. They're very cute. They're very cute. They're cute, but they are just absolute, unbelievable vectors for disease. Just unbelievable carriers of all sort of pathogens. Yeah. I've heard a mind had a bat like,

splay out land on her porch and like, unmoving couldn't tell if it was dead or not. And it's like, I don't wanna go. That's what it is. Dead, or possibly dead or dying. Yeah, what's the dying is. So yeah, exactly. So, boop boop boop, animal control.

They come out, guy goes out there, like little like, you know, jokes, or goes out through too professionally go, bing bing bing, and you know, okay, what up. Goes out there, gets it in a little like plastic, you know, puts it down, gets it in a plastic container, you know, looks at it, it's like, oh no, this batch just tired, it's super fat. It's very full of food.

He eating good. He eating real good. He's just like fat. This is just a fat that got like so full and tired of eating bugs. It's so full. It's so funny. Just had to just chill out somewhere. And had to do with me and basically take a nap after a big meal.

Just like, oh, it's cold patty. I mean, the most Texas bad, too. I'm truly. I'm not gonna lie. I thought you were gonna see it was like a fucking umbrella. They're just like blue and turky. I think it's cold patty. I mean, the most Texas bat, too, ever. I'm not gonna lie. I thought you were gonna see, it was like a fucking umbrella, but it just like blew into her ear. I think it's gonna broken umbrella.

This was a bat? Yeah, it's a fucking Samsung item. Bella. So I wonder like, if there were, like when the bat was in here, whenever it was, some time ago, like what are, like are there warning signs? Like would you find like bat droppings

or do you just like see the bat flying around? I think someone just sought flying around. Because I think I don't know probably I know that Guano's a thing. They shit. Yeah. Well, it's it's a it's a what's it called? fertilizer? No, the type of animal that bad is. mammal. It is. But like a rat. Right. Isn't it like whatever, like a rat or mouse? Same family. You have to determine German they'll say yeah

I don't know, but yeah people just hot flying around and stuff like that. I don't know how much they poop. I imagine a lot I mean bugs Yeah I'm trying to imagine like weird sightings like things that could be explained by bats like yeah Yeah, the office is haunted or there's a bat or there's a bat Maybe it was both I Look I love I love that the Texas bat population when they like go out at night in the summer

Form clouds of so thick. It's so sick that they show up on radar It's fucking like you can watch there you can watch the weather weather radar And it's like oh there's there's a big mass of cloud formation that's just popped up, oh no, those are bats. Yeah, it's sick though. Yeah, yeah, like fucking rules. It started raining for the origin of the rain was the Congress Avenue Bridge.

And then it spread out from there over downtown Austin. Interesting. No, it's awesome. It just like take flight. I think I mentioned this on last week's podcast, but I think last week or the week before I just happened by pure quints to be driving down the Congress Avenue bridge right at sunset. Hell yeah. And I was like, oh, I wonder the bats are coming out. And I looked just like, oh yeah,

there's like a million of them flying out from under the bridge right now. Yeah, I can't believe people stand in the open air and watch it. Yeah. Well, they fly typically back over the bridge. They typically fly out over the wall. I've never heard of any incidents. Yeah. Well, they fly typically back over the bridge and typically fly out over the wall. I've never heard of any incidences. Yeah. People watching the bats. Yeah. Because I was there one time in the almost 12 years I've lived in Austin. I want to go see the bats once. And it was because we were filming a video out there. But I was like, this seems dangerous. I've never seen the congress bats. I've seen the bats. There's a piece of the highway from if you're like heading up towards it like Ikea

and there's just like a stretch of it that has a fuck ton of bats under it. And if you go at sunset, it's the exact same thing just on the highway. Yeah. And it's horrifying when you're in a moving car but also very beautiful. They don't let anyone under the congress bridge, right?

Like you couldn't go down there again. Oh no, you can. You can. Yeah, I mean, maybe not me anymore but when I down there. Oh, no, you can. You can. Yeah, I mean, maybe not me anymore, but when I was a kid, I definitely, my parents definitely took me up here to watch the baths. No, we were on the ground.

On the ground level. Oh, like under? Not like, not like directly under, but like, there's like a grassy area where you could see, like if you're looking, you could kind of see. Oh, yeah. I was directly under it, but maybe I'm. They shitting a lot.

Isn't that water, though? Well, no, because they're still. It's like really close up near, like, yeah, on my own city'm they shouldn't have water. Isn't that water, though? Well, no, because they're still like really close up. Yeah, yeah, my own city. I don't even know. But yeah, but you can get, you can get pretty damn

close as I remember. But again, it's been here since I've been going to go down there. You find any like bat human hybrids like man, bad man, bad man, bad man. For illegal purposes, it's man. Man, bad. No, that's

our stuff. We can say. Oh, that's right. That's right. Thank you, dad. I saw the, that's our stuff, we can say. Oh, that's right, that's right. It's mad, man. Thank you, Dad. I saw the, not to change subjects too much, but it reminded me when you said fat, fat. Have you guys seen the new Dungeons and Dragons movie? Not yet, I'm on tour. No, I want to.

It is legitimately so much fun. I knew it was gonna be good. I knew it was gonna be good. Actually, it's actually a really good movie, especially if you are somewhat familiar with D&D. Like now having played it with Stinky Dragon, I'm like, oh, there's so many little references, but it's not too heavy-handed to wear like, it feels like lost or anything like that. But there is a very fat dragon at one point in the movie and it is a very funny scene.

I know it's terrible for their health, but almost any animal is improved by being fat. When you're like, oh man, that is a fat cat. You seen those fat sphinxes? Those are my favorite. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. So if anybody, I posted about this as well on on social media, but if you go see the D&D

movie in an Alamo Draft house, you know the pre show of Alamo Draft House. The pre show, yeah. Um, you will see a 60 second dungeon that we made with a STF, but you'll also see our stinky dragon pubbid videos. I think there's two of them playing in that pre-show. So show up like 20, 30 minutes before the movie if you want to see it. If you want to see it. Yeah, so you have 23 minutes early.

Order, how is a pizza? Yeah, yeah. Get a milkshake. Get a milkshake. And that's what we did. Yeah, but let's do it. Remember to take a lactade, a miracle product Get a milkshake. Get a milkshake. Hey, that's what we did. Hey, yeah, that's how you do it. Remember to take a lactate, a miracle product,

if you're a man like me who loves dairy, and is of the- But your body does not. My body really does not. Yeah, those alcohol and milkshakes at the Drac. The fucking grasshopper is a thousand, like a thousand sixty calories,

and it is this big. It's zero if you don't read it. It's so good. That's right, the trick is to not look. Yeah, exactly. It's so good, it's so good. It's got the new D&D movie has the best Chris in it as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, pine. Yeah, he's great. He's really made a come up. I feel like he was he was not as highly regarded and he's like really like steadily. He really Hit the big time with the Star Trek movies. Yeah.

He's also had some other really good, and I don't know if you ever saw Heller Highwater. Hell yeah. Then we was really good. He was excellent in that. He's very funny this one too, because he's playing. Essentially, they never call him a bard, but he's a bard character.

He's just like a slut, that's obviously a bard. And he's very charismatic and plays a loot. So it's very... It's supposed to be. He's so great in that role, but it's funny, because watching the movie, the party that they end up forming in the movie, it's so great in that role, but it's funny because watching the movie, the party that they end up forming in the movie, it's not a spoiler or anything,

is very similar to the one we have in Sticky Drive, it was like a barbarian, a druid, a bard, and then a sorcerer instead of a fighter, which Blaine was, but I was like, oh, it's like the makeup of our little party from D&D. That's really nice. Yeah, I like, I miss, Chris Pine has gone back to like,

short hair look, but I really, I was really digging his lesbian art teacher look from like, from like last year, like long hair, those kind of like, behind his ears,

the behind the ears, but like middle part, middle part, but kind of blonde, and like the big like flower pot hat and the overalls. And like, it's very lesbian in the 90s. That was from the Don't Worry Darling era, right? It was like, right, yeah.

That movie was coming out. Right when that movie's coming out, but yeah, in fact, if somebody in production can flash a picture of, yeah, like art teacher Chris Pine, it is an absolute macular. I'm gonna say it's a great look. And he's like, he's got a camera. I've the photo I'm thinking of specifically,

he's like a camera around. He's like neck and he's like, laughing. He looks like he's having a great time anyway. I can't wait to see the new D&D movie. What's your answer on? It's not a little every picture that I see of that dude that plays Nate in Euphoria.

He's got a really weird name. Oh, something I don't know. He's got a weird name. But every picture of him, I'm just like, there is a 19 year old lesbian who is just entering college somewhere who is going to buy his entire work. Because all of his fits are just like serving

like first girlfriend realness. Like the category is your first lesbian relationship and that's every single outfit I've ever seen in picture. I can't find the picture of him with the camera on But the hair is this the hair? Yeah, yeah, people were like oh he was like someone tells like oh you look like Jennifer Aniston wrong I did I just find in my Google image. Sure. So there's a picture of him and Jennifer Aniston side by side right here. Oh Jimmy Kim Yeah, Jimmy Kim will fuck off. That is a great look. Like, great. That's what that hair, awesome. This is literally the same hair that Brad Pitt had in the 90s.

Correct. It's the exact same hair. Also Jacob Allordy, that's his name. Jacob Allordy. Okay, that sounds familiar. Yeah, he played Nate and Euphoria and all of the lesbians want to dress like him. Well, I mean, I don't, I don't want- I'm not sure is this thing. I don't watch Euphoria.

I know the, I know the, like, the character, like I've seen. Yeah. I haven't seen him in. Yeah. He's a bad guy. Bad guy. He's a bad dude. He's a rude dude with a terrible attitude. A rude dude.

Speaking of television stuff, I finally gave in and watched something you had talked about before. Graph, I finally watched physical 100 over the weekend. Yeah. Not really my own higher self. Can I say something about that really quick? I showed it to Nikki, who is very, who is a very, very, no, daily mom.

We're tangent team right now. She loved it and so did our Mondo and if that's on the glowing review, she is so picky. I just give it because please, because please. Maybe, maybe, but I did watch physical 100. I watched like all nine episodes. It's so good. Have you seen it? Have you seen it?

Andrew? No. Physical 100? It's a show on Netflix where it's like they take 100. What you would say athletes are like really physically fit people. It's like Olympians across figure and then this guy's a farmer, but he farms so good and like climbers. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, getting climbers, small animals, a choreographer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's like, and it's like, let's have them all do different competitions to see who's like, is the ultimate physique. Yeah, like, you know, the first, sure, competition, it's like, everyone has to hang from a scaffolding and whoever can hang the longest wins. Just, you know, stuff like that. It's different types of like endurance or strength

or like any type of nist to prove your like, yeah. Cause it's like, you can't just be the biggest, strongest guy, cause it's like, oh, this is an agility test. And that like, you're hanging abilities. Yeah, it's exactly. There was a, there was a, maybe it is, maybe it's this show, but I feel like there's another show

where they were pitting like basically athletes against just like regular. It's a different show. People with physical jobs, but who weren't like professional athletes, or something like that. And like there was basically, there were bodybuilders who were getting fucking rinsed by guys who deliver beer.

Yeah, because when you bodybuild, you're just gaining mass, you're not really doing, like if you're doing cardio, it's like, just to, like, you don't have endurance. A guy who's really strength, not even strength really, because if you, like hypertrophy and strength aren't the same, so you can have huge muscles

and not be as strong as someone with smaller muscles. That's why you see those guys, like going up against like just absolute fucking, like, beef, like huge beefy dudes, beat them in arm wrestling because they actually have like strong, yeah. There's one person who gets very far in that show who's like, you know, not Jack, not huge,

and they're like, oh, what are you doing? I don't wanna say what he does because I don't wanna spoil it. But they're like, oh, practical muscles. Yeah. They're all like, oh, you got practical muscles. Like the farmer. Yeah, you got farmer muscles.

You got farmer muscles. You got a barbering hay. No, literally. Yeah, you've got muscles. You got farm muscles. You got belly hails. Literally. You've got rocky for muscles. It's like training up in the cab and lifting, like doing some of the oxy on the back. The only thing that bothered me about that show is I get it, people here want to win,

and they're very competitive about this because they're all athletes. These people who are essentially super deeply competitive. A lot of the times they would just be like I don't want a girl on my team. I don't want to work with this girl. Oh we have a girl. Oh these girl and it's like the Korean the Korean level of sexism is a little more open in American sexism. It's pretty. It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. Yeah because they'd be like well this is the weakest team. They've got three women.

Yeah. So we're going to obviously go up against them. Yeah, we picked them because we can beat them. Because they're women. Because they're women. Yeah. Or it's like, oh, I can't believe a girl did that. Yeah.

It's like, it's a lot of them. They're athletes too. You're like that one. Oh, people with like naturally better endurance, higher pain tolerance, better natural aim, balance, better balance. It's like true to women have, higher pain tolerance, better natural aim, balance, better balance. Is it true to women have a higher pain? I guess because we experience more pain constantly

because there's one event, like a team event where a woman gets kind of hurt. Oh yeah. She just gets up. And she just gets up, it keeps going in the other manner like, oh, I can't believe she just got up and kept going. Yeah.

I can't believe her leg didn't snap in half from what she just went through. I would have complaining on the couch for days. Yeah. If I just stowed my toe, actually, that man, that was just so good. I would have been a witty, bitty baby about that. Damn.

And it's, it's really good. And you text me while you watch it. It's really good. It's really good. I put it on, I was like, I'm not really into this. I don't know. I'm not really going to like it. And then you're like, oh, no. Also, the dub don't know, I'm not really gonna like it. And then you'd be like, oh no.

Also, the dub is hilarious because, okay, every- You watched it dub? I like to, I have ADHD, I can't do one thing at a time. So if you watch a dub, it's, okay, it's mostly normal people's voices who, like, it looks like they voice match to what they actually sound like. And then there is one guy who is an anime voice actor

and I have heard his voice before. And he's doing like full, he's doing full anime, like I'm the anime villain band, like that, and I'm like, why are you doing your anime? Like he's doing his anime voice for a real life human. We, Turban, I also watched it dubbed. We tried subbed for like the second and third episode because like we were getting a little annoyed with the voice acting. And like the reputatives. We tried subbed for the second and third episode because we were getting a little annoyed with the voice acting. And the repetitive.

It's one thing, especially addubbed over without the context of hearing the rest of everything of people going, oh, but you don't hear anything else. Socks. It was a little annoying. But we also were watching that show kind of all multitasking, so we decided to put the dub back on so we could like

Know what's going on, but not having to necessarily be watching at any given moment. Yeah But we got to say like there are some voices that did those people dirty Yeah, like there was one guy who's like yes, I'm here to win I can't wait and then you would hear like his Japanese voice and the or start Korean voice in the background It's nothing like that and it was was like, who's a, but like very very low. But they'd be like, I don't know this guy kind of has like, there's like, oh no, this guy kind of looks like a villain. Let's give him a villain voice.

Like it's literally that. And then like the women, it sounded again, it sounded like they had three women doing all of the women. And it was just like doing different voices. But other than that, the dub is gold. The dub is gold. I did not intend to do an imitation that I just met to do a low voice. I thought it was funny.

So I apologize. But it was funny because Trevor and I were joking how we think we're speculating that they just handed whoever a microphone in there. Like, could you read these lines and do a microphone just so you can see? Yeah, sure. I can't believe that guy is doing that. Yeah. And then like, oh, there was, oh, in my favorite part, there's like three Americans or three Americans.

They're also, even if they're speaking English and they're dubbed too. Oh, really? Yeah. The baseball player. He doesn't speak Korean the whole time. He doesn't speak much in that entire show. I think that. But when he does, they dub over him, but I see his lips matching.

I think Miracle, the black guy speaks Korean. Yeah. And he does. so he gets dubbed over. But he gets literally speaking, sorry, I just remembered that one German guy who's like, oh my God. He was a little, he's like that guy who did all the plastic surgery. He isn't that guy, but he's like the guy who did all the plastic surgery that look like Jimin. And now he's transphobic. He was like, Shane from Love is Blind.

Yeah. If you know that show and that character, he, he, man, that guy was, I shane from Love is Blind. Yeah, if you know that show and that character. He, man, that guy was, I'm glad he got that early. Which season. I think he was season three. Is he the guy who like, kind of looks like this? Gah, gah.

That's scared. I hate shit. That's like very wide eye. Yeah, it's very like very key. Is he the guy who didn't, who got left at the altar, basically? I don't know, but he's the guy that's like this all the time. And he talks like a toddler who just like had like way too much sugar. And like, he's just always like this.

And like, he clearly has had all his teeth replaced with the mirror. Yeah, but like, the way too big and white for his face. He looks like he just did several rails every time he's on screen. I'm just gonna say it. About this guy. That's the guy Oh, but that's the guy. That's the guy. Oh, yeah, dude. No, I know you're talking about, yeah, he real, real veneers on it with a group on style.

Get the work. Just like, you know, man, you got the German guy on the show looks exactly like that. Sorry. But German guy who's more Korean than most of the people there as he says. Mr. Settling was really weird. Lissy Nam talked. She's like, he speaks Korean with a German accent. That's so funny. I've never heard that.

That's so weird. I think about that constantly, about how other languages sound and other languages speak them. Because again, we think of an accent in English. It's because they know another language and then they're speaking English. So I'm just like, what does a Russian person who learns Japanese, what does that sound like? It's gotta have an accent. And then what does that sound like?

Has there ever been, I'm sure there has been. Watch an anime that has a Russian character living in Japan. And they probably have an accent. They usually do the, it's usually the same voice actor that does the black character voice when they have a Russian character or something like that. It's like the very usually do the, it's usually the same voice actor that does the black character voice. When they have like a Russian character or something like that, it's like the very, like the, it's always like a super low,

like foreigner accent on the Japanese, every single time. Every single time. I need to practice actually speaking Japanese because I've been learning it on my phone. Oh nice. And like, you don't have to say anything. So it's just like pressing things.

And so I'm like, oh, I should actually start saying things. That's the hardest part of a language. So even when I'm like, I go gahana say must, means I speak English. So I'm like trying to learn these things. So when if we go to Japan, I know how to say things. I know how to say like, ticket and nice. All these things to get to places.

Even like my girlfriend's sister, she's been living in Japan for a really long time and she's like extremely fluent. But so impressive. When she talks around the phone, she now speaks English with like a Japanese inflection. So like, it's like the inflection of the English word is like if she were speaking it in Japanese,

it's really weird. I don't know how to describe it. Interesting. It's not an accent because she still has her like California like American accent, but like she'll like the way she'll like stop or like pause or like an inflection on like like the wrong part of a word. And I'm just like that's that's crazy when you like know so many languages and you can just like how to pack out. I know it's wise. Oh yeah because she'll be like talking in

English and there's will be like yelling at her pig in Japanese. Wow. I people who are fluent like absolutely. So impressive is very impressive. Yeah. I'm just like very impressive. I wish I knew only good at the very basic level thing. It was very straight. Yeah, basic though. I feel bad. I think about that a lot when I think about, or when I see people on television, who are American living in the United States and can't speak English very well.

It's like, it's your one language, and you're trapped and limited by a lack of vocabulary. Yeah, I feel like we get spoiled as English speakers, because you could go to most countries and English is like spoken. Someone will know it. Someone will have a light knowledge of English or like there will be someone you could find who is able to speak enough English to help you. But like you come to America and like maybe Spanish but like there's not very many languages that most people know or have like a basic understanding of. Most spoken languages in the world outside

to Google it. Let me guess. It's a Mandarin or Cantonese. I'll let you guys tell me. I'm gonna say Cantonese. I'm gonna say Cantonese, Mandarin, Tamil, and then English. English Spanish. I'm gonna guess Cantonese. What do they speak in India? This is not Tamil. Hindi. Hindi. I'm gonna guess it. I'm saying candy. I think something to say Tamil. Hindi. Spanish and French. You got any guesses out there? Yeah, those. It's a number one English. Really? Number two Mandarin Chinese number three Hindi number four Spanish number five French I think English would be number one. I guess they're talking just dual language. I Want to know like native I think like native language. I feel like Mandarin would be number one if we're talking just native language, right?

I would assume so I would assume so did you guys did you grow up speaking, did you, was your first language Spanish? Yes, but my parents switched me to English when I was really young. Yeah. Um, and then we moved to the border. So they taught me Spanish at first, then they switched me to English, then we moved to the border, then you have to speak both. Yeah.

If you speak like Spanish is more valuable on the border than English is where I grew up. So I was like, if you only spoke, if you went to the mall and tried to talk to a salesperson in English, they would walk away from you. So you had to have Spanish. So I grew up very weird. I'll get an option. Sure. But you're essentially fluent in both.

And you know Korean too, right? Very little. I could say enough to make people laugh. I, I, that's one of my, it's one of my like deepest regards that my, so my dad's first language was Spanish, grew up in La Rada. And he, they didn't, he really, I don't know why this would have been like an issue, but like didn't teach me Spanish from a young age because he was so, a lot of racism and a lot of like... That's a gen...

Okay, so that's a gen X thing, because I have a lot of friends who have like, who have like, Mexican parents who didn't teach them English, because it was two things that are not true, which is they said if they taught them Spanish first, it'd be harder for them to learn English, but when like kids have their little like, alas, the safety in their brains, it's easier for them to pick up on two languages.

100%. And then also they thought they thought it would be like, you'd be like, look down upon for speaking Spanish because then people are like, oh, this is like a little, yeah. That, yeah, that was the, that was the strange rationale that my parents have. Yeah They probably would help you like it like Interim yeah, but they probably also I don't know what their experience was But like the experience that my parents had was if they were caught speaking Spanish in school They would get punished and hit totally shit. So they had to speak English. So I think

That left a mark on them where they were like we want our children to speak English Yeah, so that they integrate and don't get in trouble. That being America? Yeah. When, because my dad went to Catholic school as a little kid, as a little kid, but then went to Americanized public middle and high school. And there they would,

they would just come down on your ass if you're speaking Spanish. Even though this was Laredo Texas. Yeah. In the 70s. That's insane. Like, 60s, 70s would like bust your ass if you were speaking Spanish in school and that's crazy. And so like there's just real like internalized bias against it in terms of when it

came to education specifically. And so like that was their rationale for only teaching me English. That's crazy. That feels like, that feels well, because I remember, uh, drag when I was like my middle school was in a predominantly, um, Latino Asian area. So it was like, it was a very, it was a very, uh, make, like mixed, uh, school that I went to.

Um, and, uh, I was in the magnet program. So like they kind of bust us in from like a wipe, like, like, mixed, uh, school that I went to, um, and, uh, I was in the magnet program. So like, they kind of bust us in from like a, like, like, like 45 minutes away. But so it was the, um, what was it called? It, it was the, like, the local kids and then, like, the magnet kids and they just had this, like, on different sides of the building, but we all converged in, like, the lunchroom and so, sure. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember, like, one of the teachers in the magnet side would get mad when the kids were speaking Spanish because she was assuming they were shit talking.

Of course. And I was just like, no, they're just speaking the language that they know. She would get so mad. She would be like, oh, she's long-winded. See if I can, someone to write them up. And I'm like, write them up for speaking Spanish. You know what this reminds me of, Griff? Well, the first, or the second episode of Milk Manor.

Oh, God. Was that what was happening? I didn't get to see the second episode. Oh, right. Because I had to go home because I had Nazma attack. We hung out a few weekends ago, and a few of us watched the first two episodes of Milk Manor, and yeah, Griff had to leave early.

But there was a scene where some people, I guess like spoke Spanish and were like joking around with each other and like just talking to each other because they most spoke Spanish. And there was a woman there who was like freaking out. She was like, this is so rude. And they're like, I bet they're making fun of me.

And like, why can't you guys just speak English? Why are you thinking about you? Oh, this woman was clearly very, like, the same character. Everything is about her. Everything must be about her. Blizzes and chat, you know? You know, the planners.

Those are the same kind of people that are like, I bet the, like, when they go like a Vietnamese, they don't know, they'll place me like, I bet they're talking about me. And they're like, no, they're probably just talking to each other. And I'm like, it's not all about you. It's not all about you, dude.

They're not talking about you at all. They literally are like, we have the shared connection. We're gonna speak the slang. They're talking about milk minors. By the way, no quicker way to get them to talk about you negatively than that person. Then being that person, yeah. And also, now they are.

Very not thinly veiled racism as well. Oh, no, fully. I don't understand, speak English. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's mask off races. It's like Spanish I can't watch those videos on like public freak out. Dude. I hate that. This America speaking which I cannot watch Oh, oh my god. I didn't tell you guys. That's what Andrew did you tell someone to speak English because they were in America? Yeah, yeah Absolutely, no I was at a I was at another podcasting recording place that's not ours and they filmed by

Predominantly right wing podcasts. Okay, so Maybe Judy chose the mothership no So all of their podcasts that's just said up so I was just like kind of touring around them And I saw the most bat shit and saying stuff But what I did do is I took two pictures in front of one of the sets because they had the it's I'll show it to you later but it was the most insane they have like it first I think the podcast is called uh oh god and uh sure that sounds like there yeah and uh it was bleep that out for the taping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was going around the cesspit.

I think they make like parody movies and like I'm like, I'm like, some of the parody movies. One of them was like an FDR, like an FDR action movie, where he's like, what? He's like an action star. I don't know. And they also like had, imagine, imagine the palette of our results, that was the size of our

entire set and then like up to like up to there. They just had that chilling there. I think it's a sponsor but I guess $8,000 to get a lifetime supply. Yeah. No, I think it's just their sponsor and it probably tastes bad so they're not drinking it. Wow. Um I also I stole a piece of merch though.

It is good. It is a good. It's a really good. It's actually a good thing to learn more about. It's a it's just it's just deep on politicians on it. And I was like jokes on you. I agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. This is this is nonpartisan effort. This is the nonpartisan idea. We all agree. Get big money out of government. Let's let's agree on this. So that's the meme of the. Yeah. I think there's two things that are completely nonpartisan. It's that and the hate of Ted Cruz.

Oh yeah, no one likes that guy. Oh man. No one likes him. Truly, I love that both, and I'm gonna go a little political here. I love that both Ted Cruz and Rudy Giuliani are in a neck and neck race to be the least respected person in the United States.

It's so flammable. They're just running this absolute dead heat of being the most mysterious the most unserious. The most unserious, unserious, unlikable, disrespected people in politics. It's hilarious.

It's just real, it's real smarmy, like I get the word smarmy now. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, you can see it, you can picture it.

It's the way Ted Cruz always looks like he's about to cry, no matter what he's doing, where he's just like, it's always the upturned eyebrows. Yeah. Okay. He's also,

this mother, this mother is also not helping the grandpa, the fucking Munster's grandpa comparisons with his facial hair choice now because he's got Razzal ghoul grainis, like right here. He's got the razzal ghoul grainis, like right in the corners of the mouth, looking more and more like grandpa Munster every fucking day.

I don't know what told him it looks good, but it does it. He looks like a civil war reenactored derogatory. I'm a perennial derogatory. Perennial derogatory. It's a very important distinction. Yeah. All right, well let's go and rep this little potty up.

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