Rooster Teeth Podcast - 8:11 – #374

Episode Date: May 3, 2016

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock Hello everyone welcome to this week's episode of the RISTI podcast Welcome to every week this week brought to you by Sherry's berries pro flowers and meandies Thank you to our sponsors for sponsoring this week of the podcast. I'm Gus. Gavin. Barbara.

Bernie. Gus. Robert, I'm so good at that. That's all I was thinking about. It was the same. My name just that. No, are we missing a light? I feel like the Ristik logo is dark.

Is that just me? I'm not sure. It's just a sad day in Ristik's. Maybe it is. Sad day. I freaked out. I started saying stuff. I didn't realize it was already time to go live right before

went live. And I started just saying things. I think I had like a mini stroke. The Gavin's fixing it. There you go, Gavin. Oh, you've done that before, right? Like when you just freaked out. But no, I've said like stuff doesn't make sense.

In response. But you just started spewing words for no reason. I don't know what happened. I was just sat here. I guess it was like four inches. I was just sat here. I guess was like four inches I assume you were talking in your head. What was that thing you tried to type that one time you actually had a legitimate stroke? Yeah, chum chum, but I wrote jums It was close

someone who couldn't So I'm trying to play something for you and it's like playing random music and I don't like that What are you trying to play for us? I was it's like playing random music. And I don't like that. What are you trying to play for us? I was going to try and play you Jeff Stuttering and saying random words. Somebody reposted it to Reddit recently and made me laugh. You love that. I do.

I do. I do. I do. I found the thing. It's fun and pause button. This is Jeff. What was Jeff doing when he did this? I haven't seen the video that this is from.

He was just trying to explain the rules of some Minecraft. And so this is Jeff trying to do that. But we, let's get together. We need to have the rules of some Minecraft thing. Oh yeah. And so this is Jeff trying to do that. But we need to get together. We need to have a couple of things. We have to be right back. It's totally porcupine. Usually when someone flubs, I laugh.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Right after it. But he was flubbing for so long. I stopped laughing while he's doing it. Because it just didn't end. And the best part is Barb. Somebody made this, which is they had your exact same reaction. We need to get together. We even looked at you and we even had the same reaction.

It's so perfect. That was a long time ago. I missed that. It was like a year ago. It was over a year ago, I think. Oh my god. Oh, I thought it was a recent thing. It was in some like random episode of Minecraft. We can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we can, we over the phone Sure, why not oh, god, this will go great. I like that you are so trepidacious when you answer that question

I like what I do What how does that song? I was hesitant just because the Phones always fuck up with the mic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that interferes. Let me I'll text her and see what she has to say I want to talk about the greatest video in the say. We'll check this conversation. Well, while I'm saying it, while you do that, I wanna talk about the greatest video in the world. Okay.

It's a video I saw earlier today. These dudes are in Brazil. They're in a boat. They're fishing. A fish props itself up on the side of the boat. So they start feeding it beer. What? It drinks a bunch of beer, then hops off the boat

and goes back into the water. That's a viral ad. What? No. It has to be What in the fuck is that but dick K. It's actually drinking this might be a really stupid question beer. Do fishes actually drink? Holy shit. I don't know when the beer was done And the dudes are just speaking Portuguese because it's a And the dudes are just making Portuguese because it's a fish don't drink.

That is cruelty to animals. That kills the fish, right? You can possibly drink though. This is my question. See, I've always wanted that too. I said this to it when I worked at a sub shop in high school, I used the phrase drink like a fish. And the guy who worked with me was first generation,

like he was an immigrant himself from Pakistan. And he thought that was the dumbest expression because he said drink like a fish, fish don't drink. I'm like, they drink. Like, how do they drink? They drink. They drink their mouths. They just, they just eat it like war and piss it out. I don't, wait, you can't live on just oxygen alone.

They probably just like absorb it, right? It's just always around them. I don't know That's the thing. It's like I could be a fucking idiot right now Nothing would be different. No, I saw a story on a barber. I brought you good That's our story on Reddit a couple days ago about this woman I think it was in Washington state who wanted to prove that humans only needed sunlight oxygen and water to live So she tried to go a hundred days with only those things She died she made it 47 and I was like that's 27 and then what died?

No, then she started eating again. I was like that's really impressive though. Did you ever see the movie 127 hours? I never saw it, but you know the story That's pretty impressive. He lived I think I don't know how long he would have lived on just what he had left But he's like if I don't you know get out of here in the next day. I'm dead And I was like he still had that much water left. I need to sleep before you need food, right? Are you okay with the layover? I'm booking his flight. Are you okay with the layover sure four hours? Oh, I know what's the point then it's because the flight to only 142 bucks and we're doing it the day before Do it just get a nice meal

Do it and organize meet up where we have a little kid show how do so it's cold. Oh Okay, what time do we get in this is really 11 30 11 30 a night. Yeah, I'm okay with it. You okay? 37 how far is it from New York who who spent time in the New York area? How far is it from New York, who's spent time in the New York area? How far is it from New York airport to Manhattan? 25 minutes, yeah, it's not far at all. It's not bad. I prefer flying in New York than to get a good ride. Who said two hours?

Cap. Oh, Cap ride. Cap's you in, a rich all? What takes two hours to get there? Takes forever. Maybe if there's traffic, we show up at 11 30 in the eye Yeah, I fucking hate booking Are you like to see what you're gonna live for? We're not gonna LA. We're going to New York City Gavin and I have no hands the discussion about New York. I

Thought this was for something else. I don't think that he'd be asking I was paying attention as usual on the podcast You're fine. You're fine. Don't worry about it. You say your bad at geography Can we say why we're going to New York uh we're going for there's a big industry wide event that takes place in New York at this time every year it's called the up fronts for television and film is called the new fronts for digital bar of it you are fire hey why don't you fill in your fill in your freaking fire number and you're only stuff there sorry All right give me back to me

What am I good? I actually probably have Gavin's I booked so much travel for Gavin. I probably have his goddamn things This whole thing was avoidable. Oh come on. You're safe. You're dry. Yeah. I was saying so Barbara I was trying to get Gavin to type in his freaking flyer information and Barbara took my laptop and spilled an entire beer in Gavin's bag. I didn't do shit. That was Gavin's fault. That was a full snogging. No, look, I still have more than half of it. It's all fucked. Oh, yeah, you do. Okay, that's good. We're good. You got half a beer in your crotch. Yeah, come back. You're fine. Yeah, it's obviously this point we don't care about the set. Are you?

Barber to sell you, which I don't, I got a bone to pick with Barbara. She put me on Snapchat today. I was in her office sitting there. Was that revenge for what I did to you? I asked you if it was okay, but maybe it was partial revenge. Yeah, I got it. I'm going to say what it was revenge for. Do you want to say?

So, uh, can we say the name of the lady? Yeah, sure, absolutely. Okay, go ahead. Who your friend, and from, what's your name? So I have a friend named Britta, who I've been friends with on the Ruchiteeth website and a person now for 10 years. Yeah, so when Gavin and Barbara were the most popular members on the Ruchiteeth community site, there was also a girl in their group named Britta, who I got to know.

And she actually ended up marrying another member of the site his name is abandoned or Ryan or Ryan Ryan is real name is Ryan and uh so what was Britta's name Britta Britta water Britta water right yeah okay so she contacted me through Facebook and she said hey a few years ago I played a prank prank on Barbara where I put troll dolls all over the place and she would discover the troll dolls and she didn't know who was doing it. So she goes, would you help me do that again? Oh, that's... And plant troll doll dolls all over for Barbara find, sorry, and then at the end of it, Honest said she's confused what I mean by the extended version of the hand she's more on that in a moment.

And so she said to me, can you put some troll dolls, I'll send them to you from Canada, you put troll dolls all over her office, and then the last one you put with a picture of me. So it's like she has committed this prank once again and kept it going after years. Worked like a charm. Mainly because I was like shitty at it

and I wouldn't keep up with it, and I would do like one every two weeks. So it like dragged it out over the course of three months. But But also like sometimes there'd be like one every three days. Yes, and then nothing for a month Yeah, and then another one in my purse. That's like game time. So when did you find out? I found out about this I think on Friday Of just last week when there was a picture of Britta and a troll doll on my desk because I feel like you were getting really minched off by it I was getting really minced off by it. I was getting really paranoid and really frightened because like I had no idea who it was.

I thought it was Maryl and Tyler. Did you remember the fact that Britta had done this previously? Or was it like... When I saw the picture of her on my desk, because we had played that prank on each other, where at first I think I hid the troll doll, you know, the toilet seat lid when you put it down. I had taped it to the bottom of it so when you lifted it up it would be like staring at you. That's creepy. And it was actually the troll doll that the control room has, the big one.

I don't know if you guys still have it. Yes you do. So that's been in a toilet? Not in a toilet but. I'm not touching it locked up. Careful with the beer. Careful with the beer. Hey me, one of those.

This is all the little me I let's watch. That's the one. So this is the one that was taped to the toilet and then her cut she hung it Barbara cuts all the hair off these things That's fucking weird enough on its own. I needed to do something That's what you do is you chop these scalp all these tools I would scalp the troll dolls and then hang them in my office and I put trolls eby warned She hates them just she hates I threw most of them out there it is Just to change I threw most of them out there it is

It's a little psychotic I admit holy shit. Yeah You're watching the Oliver's podcast Barbara has hung up the troll dolls and cut off their hair by the neck She hangs them by the neck using what convention The only thing I had in my test That's weird. Did you see that Brian aren't Collects convention lanyards. He has a Darth Vader statue and he just puts one on after every convention. Oh really? He's got like 60 of them. It's crazy.

When we first started doing events with Rooster Teeth, I tried to do the same thing. And then one day I realized I just didn't care anymore. I had a big collection of them and then early on, 2005 or so, I was like, I don't read this shit. I put every badge and every lanyard that I've been to. Really? Everything? like in early on like 2005 or so, I was like, I don't read this shit. I'll just do it all with you. I kept every badge and every liner that I've been to. Really everything? The only ones I've ever kept up with

have been RTX ones. That's it for me. Nothing else has really kind of like held it. I was having a conversation with Meg about bad cons. And if you ever go to conventions, first year conventions are just notoriously terrible because the organizers don't understand what they're doing. They haven't figured anything out. Gus and I one time went to a convention.

And I remember it was the same week that Halo 3 released. And I know that because we went to a convention in Florida where there was, it was the first year event, Gus convinced me that we were trying to do this guy a favor and go to his event and it would work out great for us later on the road. I'm getting thrown under the bus. Never heard from that fucker again. But Gavin, do you want to sit next to me and get a middle seat or would you sit away from me and get a window seat? I'll sit in a window.

Okay. That is the correct answer. I, I, yeah. Do you guys not like sitting next to each other when you travel? Why would you take a fucking middle seat to sit next to either of them? You could take a window somewhere else. That's true. I'd rather sit in the middle seat with someone I know than...

I'd rather not sit in there or anyone I know. Although if I had to... What do you do not have to play? You want to keep private? Nothing, I just like, if I fall asleep, I don't want someone's knob in my mouth. Nub in your mouth? Well, I finger, not my mouth.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, you live this horrible life. Do you think someone you know is more likely to do that than someone you don't know? Yes. I don't think so. I think so. Put that finger in my mouth.

Yeah. I think a stranger would be. I think you said knob. I did it first, and I realized that was ridiculous. Yeah, no way that's going to happen. You just wake up and some guy has his pants down by your face. I'm sorry, I thought this was the laugh. Okay, I'm just talking to our tickets, Gap.

I can't hold them, so I gotta book them. If you are having a stroke, what is the procedure? We've got like eight conversations going on now once I fucking love it. If you have a stroke, I keep it all straight in my head right now. What do you stroke, what is the procedure? We got like eight conversations going on now, what's that fucking love it? If you have a stroke, I keep it all straight in my head right now. What do you mean, what's the procedure? You take someone to the hospital?

Just straight there. We don't have to like put you in any sort of position or the recovery position. No, I think you can just go straight to the hospital. You do not let the stroke victim drive though. You know the recovery position? Do you know how it goes? Do it.

I was on a set recently. Do it. Filming with, like, one leg. And a guy slipped on paint, knocked himself out on the ground, bounced and landed in the recovery position. Like, everyone was like, oh, oh, he's fine. So he's ready to go. The only thing we did have to do was scrape away some of the paint because it was like breathing

it. Because he landed in a puddle of paint. Did you just leave it there? That's just bad. Was it red paint? He went to the hospital. No, it was blue. Just his blood.

It was blue. Was it? Was it red paint? We have experience with that. Do we? Yeah, after the space of eight or shoot. Oh, shit. It was just red paint.

Yeah, because you were throwing balloons that had red paint in them. And I thought you just nailed Lindsey on the face. and then all of a sudden she's on the ground. And every time she talked, more red paint would be... They did not put her in the recovery position, by the way. Well, she was fine. Big gash in her face. Yeah. You know, dude, that was brutal.

Watching that playback, too, was the worst. Back to that, Taylor. I'm just saying it on his side. So I'm gonna lose every thread here. So we went to the first, back to the tail of the... So we were gonna lose every thread here. So we went into the first year convention and there was less exhibitors at this event than there were, I mean, there were more exhibitors than attendees at the event, more exhibitors.

Like there was like five people walking around the floor. You know, and we're just gusts and I was singing the booth. I had a lot of money. So we got, I mean, it was really a lot of pressure on those attendees. They were like like everyone was like They would come by and so Gus and I busted out a next box 360 and we played Halo 3 the entire time and they gave a shit about it Do you remember that yeah, they're like so you guys are just gonna sit around the floor and play like play a video gaming The entire time it's like the convention gave you shit. There's nobody fucking here. It was both the convention

It was vendors next to us. It was like there's nothing to do It's like we're just fucking sitting here. You sell anything there. Oh, did we no? I think we sold like one shirt. Yeah, I think I think Bernice brings being nice about it It was so dead. We actually left we went to a store. We bought a TV and a next Box and then we brought it back So you put it left together. Yeah, that's like like this nobody there just to play video games on the show floor Time nobody's gonna miss a show. I was so mad at guys. I was We actually mad at him where you're like oh this we won't do this again. We like actually mad that he suggested it Yes, sure why not I'm so mad at this day fuck guys. He's the worst this is the best

Is that the worst idea you've ever had? I'm still working on on a worst idea. I've ever had a rooster teeth. No, I'm sure I've had a worse. What's the worst idea I've ever had at rooster teeth? Being my boss. You can move. Let me think about that.

OK. What's the worst idea you've ever had at rooster teeth? Let's come back to that. There's a thing that we're going to in New York, it also has at the end of it the YouTube brand cast, which is basically all this is, is it's a big marketing slut fest for people who make content to go and attract brands to like put advertisements on their shows. And so YouTube has a lot of the marketing YouTube has this huge, huge event that they put on and like actually John Green gave

a great speech at the one last year. And if you can look it up, it was really fucking amazing. You basically pointed out, when the room goes, you're all, like, you're all garbage. It's all the advertising people. I talked about how great the viewers were versus all the advertisers. It was, you have to see it though.

It's John, I'm not as eloquent as John Green is. It's so amazing. But they show videos in this thing. And every year for the last two years, we were gonna have a Rishi video in it. And it was gonna get cut. And so every time it was also because it was gaming, but something that a broader audience would understand,

immersion is kind of our best bet in that regard because the people see the show and they get what it is immediately. Yeah. So it got cut the year before, it got cut last year. And our YouTube point in that regard, because the people see the show and they get what it is immediately. Yeah. So it got cut the year before, it got cut last year, and our YouTube point of contact goes, Bernie goes, I swear,

you're gonna be so happy, we have another Rushi video in this year. It's an immersion, I just, here we're gonna put it, can you turn off the advertising on this video? It's the immersion I'm not in, it's yeah. It's like, it's a fucking space, it made his one. Why did you do that? We're slow guys, sorry like all over everything, I'm already, like that's It's the fucking space and made his one. Why did they do that?

We slow him down. I started like all over everything already. Like that's where they put him on buses and they put him on like up in time square. He had a billboard. That's why. Yeah, he's got the face. It's literally the one I did. It's the one and they put, they're like, oh now we can fucking show it.

Because it's got fucking Gavin. Why did they choose that one? It's the most recent one. Okay, that makes sense. And I wasn't quite arrogant enough to go, how about you choose this one instead? How about any of the other ones? I advertise this will definitely, I think,

understand space invaders, like they'll get that. And a bunch of people, you know, it's all the fans too from Australia. It's cool to have in the community, though. Yeah, and they'll be featured in this big thing in this big YouTube presentation. I mean, this thing is massive. It's like Madison Square Garden last year, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, this thing is like, it's huge. Like, it looks like Citizen Kane, like Grace Hellig will walks out and like the whole video wall behind her, like 100 feet high is a big her face, you know what I mean? So it's like, it's a huge presentation that they put on.

She's a hot commodity that Grace Hellig has on. She is on everything now. She really is. She's awesome. So we were talking about Australia. I mean, we think about another video I saw earlier today He'll be. Of course he'll be. He has a lot of things on him. She is on everything now. She really is. She's awesome. So, we were talking about Australia. I mean, we think about another video I saw earlier today related to Australia.

It's a dash cam. This guy is driving down a rural road at night. Fish comes up. The finger rule comes up. Yeah. Sees him, jumps on his car. Like, jumps like feet first into his windshield and then it sounds like jumps a couple of times on the roof of his car and it takes off.

And then the guy who's driving, you can't see the guy who's driving, it's the dashcam, he's just like, fucking kangaroo rules. Oh. It's like, can you imagine why the reaction would you have? I guess.

It's like a common thing that happens there though. Is it? I don't know, I'm asking. He said fucking kangaroos is a bit like a common thing. They're common roadkill. Maybe the kangaroos are just whysening up. They're evolving to hate cars because it takes down so many of their numbers You killed my brother. Did you see the dashcam video? Oh, I'll let you show this first You got any sound. Oh my god Wow, that was a jump. Holy shit.

Yeah, that was awesome. There's a dashcam video that was just released of this guy who stopped a car and it slowed down in front of him and then the guy gets down and starts doing the splits and like doing some sort of dance in front of the car and the car just drives around him and it was like It sounds like Russia. I think it was Russia. It sounds like Russian. Right I think it was Russia. It's like Logan Paul, right?

Is that the name of the vineyard? Logan Paul, he had said, I don't think that was his. It stops traffic. He know, yeah, he just fucks around. He like, he does splits in the middle, like he'll just be walking like down the road and all of a sudden just dropping to the splits,

like in the middle of a busy New York. I think they might have actually found it. I think I see it. I think I see it. Maybe. Yeah, this is it. This is not Logan Paul. No, this is is like I think some Russian dash cam. Oh Guys awesome

The drivers of a none of it That was the absolute You know this guy's been chasing this driver down like trying to show him that he can do the splits for weeks Yeah, he's like I've got it finally got you gonna stop. He's gonna see I can actually do it I love like all that dash cam. Yeah footage Is it like a really common thing for people to fake injuries from cars hitting them in Russia? Yeah, sure it's for it is that why people have all the dash cams there? Yeah.

I saw a story kind of related to that where this was in China. This guy wanted to commit fraud. So he saw like Mercedes Ben stopped in the middle of the street. So he decided to get under the car, and act like it hit him. But he had an interesting twist on the idea.

He took all of his clothes off, and got got completely naked and then laid under the car. Nobody could be more convincing. Nobody could figure out why it's like, did you want to make people think that like the clothes got hit off? Just stripped it. They just thought they wouldn't ask any questions if he was naked on top of everything else. Oh. They just be like confused.

What's he got there? It looks like he's posing. Yeah, it's a guy like under the car. Oh, my favorite. My favorite, you guys can probably find this pretty quickly. But if you can find the video of the dude in traffic with a bucket on his head, have you guys seen that before? Oh, you know what I'm talking about? So have you guys been chased by the police, right?

I don't know what he's been saying. He's been chased by a guy that he's jumped on the hood of his car. And it's like one of the greatest videos. Was it Buckethead, the guitarist? It looks like Buckethead, the guitarist, he has a big bucket on it. Well, while they looked for that,

earlier today I saw a video, or was it an animated gift of these guys who were in traffic in LA, and the traffic was so bad, one of them got out and just started doing skate. More tricks in front of the car. And it was like when the traffic would get up, you'd get back in the car and

it'd go for a bit. What is the weirdest thing you've seen in traffic? I have mine. I have mine ready. I'm trying to think. I saw someone getting a blow job. It's a guy with a bucket. Oh, there he is.

I'm just only watching this. It's doing the greatest videos ever. It's like some guy he doesn't know. Yeah, some guy he doesn't know. You need taxms? Give that bucket. Another bucket. It's like, what do you do?

At that point, like, Yeah, barely had two buckets on his head. Wait, was it a cop? He had a siren on the top of his car. He sure was in a bucket. Did he? It looked like a solo cop. It looked like a bucket wash.

It looked like a solo cop. It looked like a bucket wash. It was like flush, didn't it? It's a brake light. The thing, the purple thing. You'll notice when he gets off, if you want to like, you see it. What's that purple thing on the hood?

On this thing. I don't know, but it starts flashing. It's weird to see it again though. Watch the light when he drives away on the top of his car. It better, it better happen. Oh, yeah, flashing. Oh yeah, fucking run that guy over. It was happening.

It's weird. My favorite clips to the track with stuff are like someone's in a car car and then someone who's not in a car gets in front of the car and starts attacking them, like hitting the windshield or jumping on the hood. And then that person invariably, the car just takes off with them on the hood and then they get hurt.

It's like, it is the dumbest tactic. I don't know why anybody thinks that's a good idea. What are you gonna do? What's the end game here? What is the endest tactic? I don't know why anybody thinks that's a good idea. What are you gonna do? What's the end game here? What is the end game? Right. It's like, of course the person is gonna fucking run you over. It's gonna happen. I was so ugly.

You're not looking for excuses to run people over all the time. A guy who while he was driving was playing the drums. He had a symbol in the passenger seat. Listening to music really loud. And whenever he was parked, he would just like get out a stick and start doing the symbol to the song. Did he have drums too or just a cymbal? Just a cymbal. It was just really weird. Like we thought it was like that wasn't what we were seeing. We thought it was something else that actually made sense.

Right. We got really close to him. He was just playing a cymbal. It's practicing. It was really weird. It's really bizarre. I saw someone getting a blowjob in L.A. one time when I was driving. Did you really? How did you see that? Were you? We, I think it was actually with you and Gavin when I was there for the first time. I didn't see it.

I was like, no, I'm not. I'm not going to load Gavin in front of people. I'm like, what are you talking about? How dare you? We were in some SUV that you had rented. It was like a big taller car and we were looking down. I was in the passenger seat of the car and there was a car next to us where there was clearly a woman's head in this guy's lap going like this.

Really? Maybe she was taking a nap and it was a bumpy road. Maybe she was playing the symbol. That was a weird, that was, was that our first trip we ever took to LA? When you guys came? It was actually my first time ever in LA. LA, yeah.

That's when we had that weird experience with Angeline. Yeah. And we saw her all of a sudden. That was bizarre. Oh, so when you were talking about her, then she just like showed up on the world. I was explaining who Angeline was. It wasn't even like,

I don't know. That day it was mid-sentence. It was then. I literally said, and she drives this pink Corvette and there she is right there, shut me by. And it was so crazy. It was like you could feel the presence of Angeline. You're by.

Well, you could. Actually, we didn't know who she was at the time. No, you guys are foreigners. I still really know who she is. I know who she is. Does anybody? You told the story, but I've never heard of her outside of the context of that story.

Well, next time you go to LA, get burned and talk about her. You've seen the billboard. Have I? If you've seen, look at the Angeline billboard and your thing, you have some special spelling. And trolling. And L.Y.N.E. at the end. Angeline.

Angeline. You really like the story of Angeline. Who's other giglin' one? Brian. Brian is, but. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's okay, you can laugh. I think this sound funnier when you're... Oh, the bumpy road. Oh, yeah. I've never seen this billboard. Never? Never.

It's like a famous LA landmark from the 80s. And there she is. Like, it was like in every movie. You know, I can't tell you how many times I'd been to LA before I finally saw that fucking Hollywood sign. I probably would tell LA like ten times. That's fucking Hollywood. That's fucking Hollywood That's fucking Hollywood Which one are you talking about?

How close can you get to it? Like, could I do my Lamrock photo to it? Do you think? Yeah, well, you have to have a fence I think to actually go up next to it How close are you allowed to get to it? Is that what you're asking? Yeah, like would my joke work with the Hollywood side? Yeah, no, you'd have top offense

But you can do it, I mean what are they gonna do to deport you? Yeah, they would Is this like a how close QB 10 elementary school kind of question? No, what? What? I got your barber. That's a good one. Let me ask you question. How often for you, Gavin, does the thought into your mind of, I can't do this otherwise I might be deported? Like, if I got busted for something, like say, I don't know, whatever. Like if I got out of my car and like put a bucket on my head, I jumped on somebody's car, they might take me to jail and go, you're an idiot, pay a fine. Gavin, they might go, you're a loon, get out of here.

You're on a visa, you beat it, beat it. Yeah, I didn't do anything. Only Americans connect stupid in this country. I don't think you would get deported as easily as you think you would though. I would risk it. I obey the law fully and always. And honestly, I didn't UK as well, because you can't enter the US.

You can't enter the US if you have a criminal record. And I was very aware of that. So I was like, I'm just gonna... You can't enter a lot of countries with a criminal record. You don't see us being babies about it. Well, I mean, does that not worry you that if you get arrested, you won't be able to go to a lot of countries.

The fuck do I care? How do countries are ever rated? I had a relative that didn't want me to move to Texas because you guys have a death sentence here. Really? And I was like, what do you think I'm gonna do? It is something to think about though, right? I mean, it's like, you get roped into some shady stuff,

black, so. I saw. It's like, one, friends with. I'm glad you brought up the death sentence. I haven't, I've had the story I want to talk about for a couple of weeks now. Or the state of Mississippi. I'm glad you brought up the death sentence. As the state of Mississippi approved firing squads as an execution method.

Really? The year 2016, Mississippi has brought back firing squads to kill people. Do you see that stat of how many? I might take that. What do you mean? Over like lethal injection? You would just get blown away. Get into your shot?

Yeah, I feel like that's like less. What if it's like a gut shot though? Yeah, you get riddled. I don't think they would shoot you. It's the un-cut. First shot in the head you're dead. Yeah, but what if they all suck? What if it's all their first day?

They're just shooting you in the thigh. Like, we don't have the hand of it yet. Like, what if they're all their first day They're just shooting you in the fire Like we don't have the hang of it yet Like what if they're doing like a dress rehearsal for the serial killer who's after you They kind of like he's way bigger. He's like the marquee. You're just opening it undercard Where would you lease like to get shot in the like in it in in probably Toledo in the dick? Detroit I would like to least get shot. It seems like the knee would be horrible.

Or like if you're done over, straight up the anus would be like that. I knew that would be your anus here. I knew you'd somehow bring it back to anus. Anus is bad. Let me think about that. Because up the anus would get so many organs. There's no resistance. No, the neck seems like it'd be really bad too. No, you bleed out pretty quick. Yeah, but it would be yeah be terrible though like maybe

I would say the need to or the hand Seems like happens all the time. Oh, I just saw something recently We're like a guy was testing a gun in the gun range and like was pointing it I think I think you know what he was doing us. He was testing the laser Sights that are trigger activated. It's pointing at his hand that are triggered activated. It's pointing at his hand, trying to get dope. He shoots his hand. That's one of those things.

Like the moment you do it, you know what a terrible mistake. That was stupid that I was doing that. And probably it's, he's better off. It was off hand. It wasn't his chest. You know, it could have been way worse. I feel like that's so common that you do something that's maybe a little dangerous.

And then you hurt yourself and like, oh yeah, that was dumb. Why was I doing that? That's what I did when I broke my leg in the water I could have if I had dove in Divin what's that? Divided if I had dived in then I would have I would be a bit of totally different world life for me It's totally different from that point if you like Gus trying to say words If you shot yourself in the hand, go ahead. And it hurt, and it hurt.

But then you cut off your whole hand. You would lose all of that pain. You get new pain. But would you still be able to feel the initial pain? That's interesting. It'd be like a phantom pain at that point, right? You would think you would still have it. What if your body got stuck with that pain?

You cut your hand off and for the rest of your life, your body thought you were freshly shot in the hand because that was the last sensation that those nerves gave off You'd have to kill yourself like nerve memory. Yeah, like you were constantly screaming the rest of your life I feel like you'd eventually get numb to it But you guys do what the guys do and he's like is that work? I see what the guys do when he's like is that work? Is he shooting off his own hand? He's pointing at his hand. No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no. But that's what he was doing. He was, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, god. Just out. Yeah, we see. You actually don't see anything happening. No, you don't see anything happening. You see the guy just like, oh, do you see the blood guy,

right? Oh, you want to. So all this, all this, that's a trigger warning. I'm going to need to, that was not a pun. That's not a pun. That was not a pun. All this, intentionally. All this talk of guns or anything about something else. I started rewatched. I don't know why, that was not a pun. That was not a pun. That was not a pun. All intentionally.

All this talk of guns when you're thinking about something else. I started rewatched, I don't know why, but I started rewatching band of brothers over the weekend. Such a great job. But a long time, I've seen you. Did you like the Pacific? I liked the Pacific. I liked band of brothers way better.

I wanted to like the Pacific as much, but didn't. I think band of brothers was better, but I probably haven't watched it in close to 15 years, like close to almost as long as it's been out, right? Yeah, I mean, Barbara, do you know what band of brothers is? Yeah, it kind of set the standard for like the ultra mega series, right? I mean, in the modern era, like there was like many series that were until years ago, like roots and stuff like that is probably, you know, the most classic one, which stars love our bird. bird and But band of brothers is a World War two series. It's a ten episodes. Yeah, ten episodes and it's so if you'll watch it now It's like every single person in that as a young guy went on to be like a huge star

Yeah, and that's what I'm gonna talk about. Okay. Do you know who was in that that I had no? Oh, you obviously don't know But I was I was rewatching episode one over the weekend fucking Simon pegs in it. Yeah, yeah, Simon pegs in it He's American it. Yeah, he's he plays American Hell to see in it. I knew you're gonna say It was so weird. No, I didn't know they're all like early 20s. I was like is that Simon peg that to rewind it was like oh yeah I want to say Michael fastbender Jimmy Fallon isn't it?

Michael Fassbinder. Jimmy Fallon, isn't it? You don't have to go to your balance in it? Nathan Philly, no Nathan Philly is in the same private Ryan. Nathan Philly is the other private Ryan that they go and they identify and they say that your all your brothers are dead and he starts crying and he just doesn't have your brothers. That's Nathan Philly and but he's in it. Ron Livingston, is that he's in it as well? And it's just a ton of people that are in that.

It's considered the best TV show according to IMDB Is it really yeah, the top two 50 movies us have top TV? It's like I just number one. It's like Breaking bad and Game of Thrones and Banner brothers. I didn't like in the opposite of Game of Thrones You didn't like it. I didn't like it by the way people have given up on spoilers for game Now people just post in screenshots like an hour after the show it's gifts that I see yeah, oh, I don't see any of that shit Yeah, I guess I just followed it so even like the front page of CNN today was like spoiler John snow really is dot dot dot and then like the image is like yeah, whatever It's crazy. It's crazy. Did you guys did you guys like it? Did you watch it? Yeah? Good episode?

It's good. I enjoyed it. I always surprised at some things that happened so early on in the season. I did like that they were doing kind of some things that people predicted. No spoilers here. Where brand is able to see things like in the past. And then they were showing some of like essentially the things that happened before the game of Thrones timeline. That might mean that some actors may come back. That would be cool. That would be cool. That would be cool. If Sean Bean was back in it, that'd be really cool. I would love to see like a young Tyrion, you know?

I'd also like to see young Jamie, you know, when he was in his prime and all that. It would be cool. Or like even some of the Targaryens when they were still alive. Yeah, that's always one of the more interesting parts of the story that they never touch on is like Robert Rabelian and all this. Yep, that story's done.

That's brilliant. All that stuff. It would be a good way to kill time before the all this. Yep, bad old Trident, all that stuff. Be a good way to kill time before the next book. Well, they thought, they thought some people made the conjecture that this entire season was gonna be that in order to make really flashbacks. Yeah, it was gonna be entirely flashbacks

from brand perspective. There's also been speculation that in the future there will be spin-off shows about some of the expanded universe stuff. What are they doing with Game of Thrones? They're not season six, right? They've said that they want to do two more seasons, including this one, after this one.

And that those two seasons will not be full 10 episode seasons. Really? Yeah, they said after the season, in total they have about 13 episodes left. Here's what I'm doing, if I may speak. Really? Wait, what I'm doing? I'm making another season.

And then the last season, whatever that is, eight, I guess. Is he okay with it? Yeah, I'm just on the same microphone. I would turn those into movies. I would do, or like one, like end the whole thing on one big movie. That's what I would do. Mixed kind of a, against their business model though. Oh, why?

I mean, they could put it on HVY, and have exclusive rights to it. Do a day and day with theaters and stuff like that. Oh, that's kind of hard, because an hour and a half movie is like, in the scope of Game of Thrones is small potatoes. How do I convince Aaron to watch Game of Thrones? Why wouldn't he do anything that you will? Hold sex. That won't do anything.

That wouldn't? He has a hand. I do that all the time anyway. That's what we're trying to say. How did she convince Aaron to watch? So what's, so what's, what's, what's like? He's Aaron like the ultimate hipster, because he doesn't like, he doesn't like text message. He doesn't text anything. Does he not want to do it because it's, so what's what's like? Is Aaron like the ultimate hipster because he doesn't like,

he doesn't like text message. He doesn't text. Does he not want to do it because it's popular? No, it seems like that's the case. I think it's just a time thing. Mm. Just be like, what time would he be?

I know. I think it's like, I think he probably thinks of it as like a big commitment because it's like so. So it's afraid of commitment, huh? Like in red flag right there. I know, right. I can't commit it.

I can't commit it. It's not fair. 50 hours. That's it. I've been years. It's a so big commitment, huh? Fucking red flag right there. I know, right. I can't commit it. It's not fair. 50 hours. That's the FGR. This is a long time. It is a long time, but that's not the right one. I convinced him to watch Breaking Bad because he had never seen it before and I rewatched it with him and he loved it. And so I wanted to be like,

We'll just tell him that the game of friends is better. Or tell him he's a writer, so this is a very popular show. It would make sense for research purposes To watch that and see what people like just one hour Just one hour. That's all you need exactly one hour at a time. You know, it'd be funny. It would be funny to have Aaron watch one episode of Game of Thrones and then fill in for us all the backstory You know, or like he's not allowed to watch the first five seasons He can only watch the season at the end of season six,

we go, okay, what happened in season one through five of Game of Thrones? Name any character. Yeah. So Teddy calls himself Littlefinger now because we play Masters of Orion, and I called him Littlefinger and explained who the character was in Game of Thrones.

You know, Masters of Orion, the game, right? Yes. It's like civilization. So I don't know how he does this but We'll be playing and JD will like goddamn. There's this race called like the Darlox for interest interest and For interest for example JD will go the the Darlox are attacking me. I'm sick of them and then all of a sudden we'll get a news alert and it'll be this other race the Terrans went to war with the Darlocks

and so it totally distracts Darlocks and neither one of us plays the Terrans or the Darlocks and we're like why why the why the Terrans go to war with the Darlocks and Teddy goes don't worry about it like he has like this diplomacy of this game down to where if he doesn't like if if something's bugging you, he'll go, don't worry, I'll fix that. And all of a sudden, everybody's at war with that person. Or if they're in his way, all these other civilizations go to war with them.

He can manipulate the other civilizations. And it's like, I have no idea how he's doing it. Or it's like, I was like, oh, I need 10,000 credits to build this wonder. He goes, and he threatens all the other civilizations, and they give him all the money he needs to do. I don't know how, I really don't know how he does it. It's fucking amazing.

He's 11. Let's see a video of that. Yeah, I should, I wish it was like some kind of diplomacy score in that game. There's not, but it's weird, because he'll just be like, oh, I need to raise like 5,000 credits in one turn. No problem.

Here we go. Jesus Christ. Yeah, don't ever get him mad. I was so surprised. It's what you're getting mad. He'll swat me. All right, let me read this. Uh, I want to mind everyone. This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Miundies, whether you're wearing a suit or sweats, you spend almost 24 hours a day in your underwear. But instead of making a statement like Superman's tights under his everyday clothes, your underwear

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And I was like, I don't know. And he was like, hopefully not. And I was like, all right, we're back to it. Then, 10 minutes later, we'd already taken off at this point. He's like, thumping on my arm again. I was like, oh my God, this guy. So, but he's like, low battery on your headphones. His beat is flashing. And I was like, thanks. I'll know when the headphones turn off, thanks.

Oh my God. And then, you turn off. Thanks. Oh my god. And then you nightmare. Yeah, he Loudly starts like blowing his nose into some tissues. I was like you can hear it Then a flight attendant comes by starts clearing away drink cups. Uh-huh I pick up my cup to give to the flight and he leans over me stuffs his gammy tissue into my cup and he leans over me, stuffs his gamy tissue into my cup. Oh, what? I was like, while it's in your hand?

Yeah, I was like, gross! Do it on your side! With your flat attendant. No, just shut it in. I was like, this guy just doesn't have any social boundaries. He told me. He told me, He told me,

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Okay. You had a bad luck with Germans. He was speaking English with a German accent. But yeah, he was just like all over me. I was on a flight recently and there was a family in the aisle right next to me. And they had a really young kid and they were watching a movie on an iPad

with no headphones. Oh, really? Loud. I hate that shit. Like not quietly, so just the kick it here, like loud to the entire blanket here. I was in my previous job, and we had a guy that worked with us who had a couple of really weird annoying habits.

I liked the guy a lot. Oh no, exactly where this is going. There was one habit that he had where, you guys probably are too young to remember these, but some of the early like cell phones, it was just a little brick about this big and it had like a earpiece then you move the earpiece up and that's how you answered it. So he would always have his ring around full blast and it's like not every one of this point had a mobile phone.

So it was kind of like a new thing that people had mobile phones. I mean it wasn't crazy, it wasn't like futuristic technology or anything, but it was like not a lot of people had them. So it would be at lunch and his phone would ring and it would be ringing at full volume and he would get it out like this and would go ring and he'd pick it up and it'd go ring and they'd look at it and go ring and they'd go and they'd wait for it like this and they would ring the fourth time and go click. Hello, it was so fucking annoying every fucking time.

Especially like, you know, it doesn't matter how quickly he got it out of his pocket, he would always hold it there until it rang one more time and then he would answer it. Did he want everyone to know? He's like, I'm pretty much- He's leaving a phone call. That's all I can think, is that the guy wanted everyone to know he had.

He also got on a plane one time. This is the other thing. It reminded me of a go-forge. He had a laptop when laptops were again, also much more rare and much more expensive. We were flying to LA for some reason and We get to cruising altitude. He busts out his laptop and starts playing like that built-in pinball game Microsoft pinball like in Windows 2000 or something like it wicked has space the volume at full blast

No, it's like everyone in the area in the place like We can hear you can hear your game game. He's like mm-hmm It's like he wouldn't turn it down It's like I said you're knowing everybody with that turn it off and he's like he's like it's fine Like just playing away play for like 20 minutes at full volume I'll do it take it. I love it. I play for 20 minutes because that was a battery life for a laptop It was yeah, and then it was dead. And it's 386 laptop. Computers are, computers used to be so shitty.

I guess you always say that, right? Like you look back a few years ago. Like God, that was fucking terrible. But at the time, it's like absolutely amazing. And you never like, you don't see like a, maybe like a really rare like apple Lisa or something like that, but they don't like, there's no like rare collectors computers.

You know what I mean? Like, you would never go, oh, check this out, I got like a 1986-266. And you wouldn't use it, like not like an old car, or something. Right, it's literally useless, you know?

It can't do anything. So yep, I've got this 1986 computer, can't even connect it to the internet. I store all my recipes on it. Like, what is it? Like, I always laugh when I think about the value proposition that computer manufacturers had to make in a pre-internet world

It's like you want to try to sell a computer to everybody in the world How do you justify them owning this computer? How do you justify them at the time spending you know five or six thousand dollars on A computer that can do nothing essentially you can collect some word processing documents. There was a guy we knew who was like, he was our boss at our old job and he was part of the tech industry for years and years, like going back to the very, very beginning. He had, he went to a convention, he had a booth that there was a line around the convention center to see the product that he was displaying. He was displaying a monitor that was black and amber as opposed to black and green.

It was like amber colored letters, like orange and yellow. Easy on the eyes. Easy on the eyes. And like people, that was so revolutionary, people waited in line hours to see that. It's that's to think about that today as fucking nuts. But the stuff that we're like, people are like lined up around packs to's something, you know, the old Republic MMO when it debuted. Remember how long that line was? Yeah, it would fill up instantly. Like in the first five minutes the show was open, they kept it for the whole day. And people waited

in line for eight hours. They kept it in the first five minutes. Yeah, it's like the line would fill up and they'd be like, all right, eight hour line would fill up the five minutes. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, when it was debuting. And the, now it's like you get right, right? I mean, who cares? If they put a demo for the older public out on the floor, everyone would walk by it at this point. It's still a good game, but it's like,

it's just like, technology just falls off, so fucking fast. It's unbelievable. This is the vibe that we tried at. Yeah, was that pecs? Pecs. And how we got like to go in before everyone else to try it. Yeah, that was cool.

It's like, I can't imagine having a wait in line for someone like that, like that. I would not bother. I only wanted to try it because I could go in before everyone else to try it. Yeah, that was cool. So I can't imagine having a wait in line for someone like that, like that, I would not bother. I only wanted to try it because I could go in before. You have fucking bar, we don't come in. I'm sorry. I'm the same way, I'm, I, I, I, My first time trying to do it. I don't understand what we're doing.

I don't understand what we're doing. It's almost worth an exhibitor badge to like get a booth at PAX. I like, what would it cost to get like a five by five booth and get an exhibitor badge? Oh, I think the bear might get us 10 by 10. Well, no, not an RS Ali. Oh, yeah, I don't know.

Cause then you get an exhibit or batch and then you just just walk the floor before anything opens. Well, I just leave you a booth. Or just don't open. Or just put your table there and that's it. Yeah, I think it's like walk the floor and you can like see stuff. Even if it's like, they're not ready to show you anything

before I, at least you're like standing there when the hall opens and and you can just walk up You're probably giving a lot of people ideas right now. Good take those ideas. Those are free for RTX. Because you watched oh no RTX. No do not do not that would not work for Secret reasons. Good say if you want to buy a booth at RTX I'll give you a fucking exhibitor badge you and your best friend by by a booth at RTX call Allen Abdy

You and your best friend by by a boost at RTX call Alan Abdy com I don't even know how to call out an Abdy There was so you were talking about that German guy earlier when I was flying up to Pax East Was the other week. I had a layover on the way up there and newer codly enough and I was My flight from New York Boston was delayed a little bit so I went into a bar to have a drink and I sat at the bar and Right next to me was this guy with an iPad and he had a Skype call and he was I guess calling his wife

And was trying to have like a very quiet German conversation with her and it just sounded super creepy He's like be sitting next to do do's like whispering German staring at this, you know At this iPad. I was like, be sitting next to you. Do it was like whispering German staring at this, you know, at this iPad. I was like, welcome to the future. Yeah, this is really sexual. I just like, I don't know. I can't do a German accent. Can you, you know some German? Don't you whisper some German for me? whisper some German. That's the cat. That's the only thing you know. That's my go to cat. The cat.

I'm nine. I'm nine. The ASMR for Nazi. So this is my go to the cat Yes, like if you don't understand the language It's always you know, there's always sound bad to understand them. Yeah, German is one of those You know, it sounds like someone's anger. It's a marmisa great. All right I'm going to check your papers now Now I'm stamping them. I'm looking at you. I don't believe. Get in the chamber. Jesus Barbara.

Good. Barbara went dark with it. I'm allowed to. I'm good. Are you allowed to? Yeah, you get a free pass. As a Jewish person. Mm-hmm.

Fat play. There was a really funny video, though. I was very reluctant to show to Barbara. Did you see the video of the guy who taught his girlfriend's pug to be a Nazi? Oh yeah. That was fucking funny. We can't show it on the podcast.

You'll have to look it up on your own. Like, can you show it on the podcast? Because it's just too long. It just goes on forever. And you got to hear the audio. You got to hear it, you're gonna get it. But a guy, it's a Scottish guy. There's been like a lot of funny Scottish people.

You love that guy stuck on the roof. This is the guy stuck on the roof as well. Did you see the video of the Scottish guy talking to his daughter in the back seat that she wanted a boyfriend? Yeah, God, so that was so fucking funny. Did you see it? I didn't see that we have audio? I don't think so if we have audio we can listen to the Scottish father talking to his daughter She wants a boyfriend daughter super cute. And it's just like he's giving her such hell about what she must have been what six or seven if that Yeah, she's a tiny little kid. It'm fine. She's all full of sass I love that now you said a next-door neighbor they had a daughter she was all sassy

She'd like peek over our garden wall and like give a shit But guys go back the idea of people lining up to see things that conventions We've been a lot of conventions a lot of conventions. We've seen a lot of games be marketed and then come out and then let's say, okay, whatever. What do you think is the game that had an unjustifiable amount of marketing in comparison to how long that was a popular game? Can you think of anything? I can't think of one. Can you think of one?

Okay, can you think of one? No. You can't think of one? You want to count a three, one, say it? I do. I go. I think I know it is. One, two, three, say it.

Okay, ready? One, two, three, four. A waterfall. You want a count of three one three then go one two three say it okay ready one two three A waterfall I was gonna say fire fall fire fall fire falls better than evolve what did you say I said evolve yeah evolve It was at least popular for a little while Firefall they had like the big like statues and stuff too right in the lobby of past It's powerful ever even come out. I don't I think so yeah Did it was like in beta in which one was that that was like the shooter MMO Planet side kind of a thing they always had like a giant

Was it red five studios? I want to say yeah, they have the video They had presents at past for I think about four years. Oh, here's the can we do we have audio on this? Yeah, they said they've got audio that deal but he's legs Yes, hello. And guess what, what am I after that? See your boyfriend's daddy. Daddy will take him hostage and keep him on a cupboard. You're going to boyfriend's a gunman. You're going to be a nine. You're going to boyfriend's a good man. You're going to be a nine you're going to want for Jesus You're going to want to Fireball is out is it they just had a patch last week Like at least a year.

It's like the moment they announced that game it was available at Pax, do you free to play? And then I feel like it's spent four fucking years. July 2014. It's when it came out. Yeah, okay. I'm sure I'm talking about whether or not Firefall has come out.

I'm sure we've talked about that before. I remember Megas 64 making fun of them. A Firefall? Yeah. We did a live stream with them, I think. Evolve though was like, how much money was spent on a vault marketing Gavin I don't know they have actually had like the Goliath a huge statue it was like 30 40 V doll this thing I was very excited for that game so

was I but I just had too many rounds of like alpha and beta testing and by the time the game came out I was like I've already played this so much I feel like that that's that's I don't think they should do you Can burn out sometimes like that, but There are some examples where that's not the case like Overwatch is Launching today despite the fact it doesn't come out to the 24th. Well, okay explain this to me How does it launch and not come out? They basically if you pre-order it you can start playing it. No way

It's open for everyone, right? Basically if you pre-order it you can start playing it. No wait it's open for everyone, right? Open beta's made. Open beta's made. Okay, here's what I want you to do. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to explain the difference to me between Overwatch and Battleborn.

That's why I think they're doing it. Because Battleborn launches tomorrow. So I think Overwatch is trying to beat them out the door. Overwatch is Blizzard. Right, Battleborn is Gearbox. Gearbox. Yeah. Okay, and Overwatch came is gear box gear box. Yeah, okay And Overwatch came out of Titan the MMO Which fell apart maybe yeah, yes, yes, so

Overwatch is more of just like a team-based shooter whereas the gearbox one is more of it's more akin to a traditional MOBA You know, okay? NPCs that US scored around and you know, try to take over parts of a map or the Overwatch is just like two teams shooting each other. Okay. I mean, there are some objective stuff, but it's not quite the same.

I missed it when games just used to come out and they were out. Like, like two weeks ago, I heard the speed run is, was out. And you're playing it forever. I was like, yeah, we've been playing that for years. It's like, we have it in a podcast. The winners wasn't, our brother was really good at it. And now it's like, yeah, we've been playing that for years. We've been playing it in a podcast. He'd run us wasn't, our brother was really good at it. And now it's like fully out.

Now it's like a fishing release. Yeah, well, that's good. Do you remember when you played speedrunners? That was fun. I really want to play that game again. We haven't done any podcasts. Let's play in a live. And people want us to play Slither Rio.

Slither out. I want to play, because we're like, Mario. I remember when we played a Gario. We hit a blast, do we? I mean, A-Gar. A-Gar, I-O. I want to play push me pull you. Have you remember when you played a Gario. We hit a blast You mean a gar? A gar I oh, I want to play push me pull you every see that one. No You've seen that one. Mm-hmm sounds a gang beast You did a ton of podcasts. Let's plays with like just you and Gavin or just you and Bernie. Oh Barbara's fucking I remember when I used to sit here in the

We have a gentleman forever because we don't have a space to do them. We even done with just you and me No, she's crazy. Maybe it was just you and Bernie then push me pull you it's like two I'll just move to two headed looking snakes and each then. Push me pull you. It's like two, like a guy just moves. Two two headed looking snakes. And each player controls one of the heads. And you can like make yourself bigger or smaller. And you try to move a ball across the court. You haven't seen this?

No, it's really fucking looking. It's like a licking a licking a licking a licking a licking a licking a licking. No, I'll be nabby boy. Kind of. Yeah. Nabi nabi boy. What's that? It's a PlayStation 3 game, I think.

And it was a downloadable game. You're the only person I know who, when you don't know the end of your sentence, you just go, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, because people will fill in with the correct information. Househouse. That looks horrifying.

Oh. That looks like a super sports friends or whatever. Sports friends house. Yeah, that looks like fun. That looks horrifying. Push. Oh, have you seen the Dick Jouston game? Barbara would love that. We haven't played that was like fun. That's fine. Push. Oh, have you seen the Dick Jouston game? Barbara would love that. We haven't played that yet. It's not out yet. Oh,

that's why. Where's that? Yeah. So this game comes out tomorrow, I think. And it's like if you're longer, you're weaker. So you can get pushed around by the little one. I don't understand, like, is this four people playing right now? Yes. Every game, every person controls one head. One head. There's a button you can push to like make yourself longer and a button you can Push to get retract it get those balls somewhere. You try keep them on one side of the That's fucking horrifying. We need to play this. That's horrifying Looking forward to this game for so long and it's finally coming out push me pull you push me pull you have you seen the dick jousting game? Yeah, what's it called?

Push me pull you have you seen the dick jasting game. Yeah, what's it called? Um, I've got dick jasting dick jasting No, don't look down on it Did you all do have you all played that no? I don't eat out. I think they just released a is it out Genital jasting maybe General jasting mark. I just heard someone off camera. You just go. Yes under their breath It's weird because I heard a lot hype about this, but I never didn't. It had come out.

The website is general jousting. Scroll down to consent. No, it's not. So it's not. Wow, okay. Really, it's set for 2016. How do we go? It is 2016 now.

Well, it is about flaccid penises and consensually penetrating your friends. This is like the perfect game. Have've seen the video of it? No, oh, sure Let's see the video for Barbara. She has to see that guys. Can you get a video? Janet it all down just anything like a gameplay thing. Yeah, gameplay thing So you play a penis and your penis has a butt and so you just try to get your penis in the other players butts But there's like eight players on screen one time. Is it a butter balls? It's a butter ball butt on it. It's both. Wait, a wine on both.

There you go, look. There you go. Oh, oh, it's an anus. Yeah, what did I say? Well, I thought you meant what the butt cheeks were. There you go, watch it, this is how it all develops. Oh, that's a good and a red guy got him. Holy shit.

Oh my god. This is like the bad version of human death. Why is it longer in this one? Because there's less players. It's a bad version. Oh, it's so brutal. Oh, okay. That's definitely not safe for like.

So who's the winner there? The guy who's penetrating. The winner is the front. No, whoever's in back. Everyone who's playing wins. Whoever's in back. That's the winner. You want to He's front of you front. No, whoever's in bad one is playing wins. Whoever's in back That's the winner you want to be in back just like in real life you the caboose if six dicks a shaggy each other which ones in front What if they make a perfect circle then who wins? There you like it's not I don't think that's ever happened could potentially have we should try to make that happen

We'll wait it Thanks when we play it. But it'll avoid it. Thanks, Barb. We're giving a shot. So I mean, I agree with you that I feel like getting back to our original topic. Too many games have too extended period of a time of like open beta. Yeah.

It's like you, it's replaced demos. I feel like when I can play the game, it's out. You've given it to me. I've got the game now. Thanks. I'll play it. can play the game, it's out. You've given it to me. I've got the game now. Thanks. I'll play it. The question is at Twitter, at hashtag RT Podcast as well. Should we, since we're on the topic of games, should we talk about something burns?

Titanfall is another game where the excitement was short lived. I don't agree with that. We'll get to it. Wasn't that short lived? Yeah, so we should probably, we should talk about the, we've been in development And we're getting close to finalizing everything for the million dollars, but card game and everyone is super super stoked about it Everyone has so much fun playing this and play tests and everything and you know, we're we're actually about to put out this is the laser team Official script official backer script these are all in the process of being signed this one is not signed

But this is actually the very last physical good that we have to send out for laser team We just had to wait until the movie had come out in order to be able to ship the script to people otherwise that would be Is it like word for word the movie it is words for word the movie like nothing extra nothing less spoilers There's some there's some stuff in there that was edited from the movie You just gave the whole book away for free, nice one. Yeah, good job. There's Pirate of the Movie. So we went through, we were going through

making sure that our crowdfunding campaign for laser team that we had met all the goals we said we would. And so the script we had in ship, we were in the process of printing it for it to go out. And then the other thing was that I'm in the process of shooting the last three game times, which were one of our stretch goals. Because we would do laser team stretch goals,

and then we would do Rooster Teeth based stretch goals. And Game Time was one of the Rooster Teeth based ones. So we're gonna be doing three with Meg and one with Marcus, and I still haven't decided who the last person should be. Back to it. You want to do it? I'll put it in your mouth. I didn't want to do it with all you guys, right?

Because I played Dungeon... Dungeon and Dasher's? Dungeon and Dasher's? Yeah, with you. We like ricochet. Yeah. Yeah, so I might do that again. I might go back,

but I would like to talk to like, maybe Ryan, you know, Ryan had like a stream this weekend that just exploded. Did you guys see that? Yeah, I wanted like a clip from it was on the top of videos. My favorite thing about Ryan,

he's always talking about how worn down he is by his kids and how his kids are just full on kids. What, the first video his kids in, it's like the cutest kid in the world. Also, I gotta say, his son is a terrible actor. Why, what'd you say about that? You was, Was that really the best take they could get?

He was, that kid was cute as a button, man. Asking for a flashlight and everything like that. I like how you're the best daddy. You're the best daddy, and he hugs him. He's like, I love you, daddy. It's like a kid you would want in a commercial, like cereal or something. And then it was like, I don't, I don't, unfortunately,

I have to admit that I don't know the names of Ryan's kids because he's pretty right. I didn't know that stuff. He lied and something. Yeah, that was Eli. He was Eli, and Eli said, like, do you know, do you happen to know his daughter's name? Olivia.

Olivia. And Eli, at one point, the thing says, my sister, and he goes inside of Ryan, Olivia. Like, he's like explaining, point the thing says my sister I feel like it was an aside Ryan Olivia like he's like explaining Because calls are my sister and he like explains it to to Ryan who he's talking about because they wanted to use the flashlight To like I guess place some kind of game before they went to bed. I think I made on the front page of reddit It did it did it was super cool. So maybe Ryan would be You know someone that would be a good one to do it. He's not laser team specific But I think people will forgive me

if not everyone is laser team themed. Cause this one was supposed to be like, well only is only Marcus laser team specific then? Well, Meg, I'm kind of getting away with one because Meg is like one of the most popular people that people ask for. She was also in laser team, like you were. She was one of the cheerleaders.

So she's, yeah, we were in laser team. But I don't think Ryan's in it anywhere, is he? No. Yeah, so it's, there's, I can't even stretch and say, there's a reason for it. But I'm sure that people were pretty happy. He knows think Ryan's in it anywhere is he? No. Yeah, so it's there's I can't even stretch and say there's a reason for it. But I'm sure that people were pretty happy. He knows who we're in it. Alan Richardson. Yeah, why because you just want me to bring Alan Richardson back to the office. Maybe watch gamers runs with him. You have a boyfriend. I'm gonna watch.

Oh, don't be sad. Don't be sad. What are you? I banned Bernie just like derailing himself. No, I'm reading I'm reading Twitter posts So we're gonna do that So when we were going through we were gonna do a report card to make sure that we like fulfilled the crowdfunding goal because as you guys know We talk about crowdfunding on the podcast We're very critical the fact that we had a really good crowdfunding campaign. It was a lot of fun We did a lot of cool stuff made made the thing we said we were gonna make. And we get so frustrated,

because there's all these other crowdfunding campaigns where just that the stuff doesn't come out, you know? Did you see the super cut that somebody made of us talking about coin? Yeah, of course. It's so weird to watch us talk about something over a long period of time, because everyone was talking about whether we liked it

or hated it, and that was kind of the, and in the middle of it was the future podcast. So our opinion suddenly changed in the middle and then came back the one we pre-recorded by like a year and a half So something our opinion reverted on the coin to what it was a lot of stuff that we nailed in the future one like predictions That were right everything except that conversation about the coin no the coin was yeah, we were not happy with it like you predicted the current level of destiny Oh, I did yeah, how you're traveled by blimp tomorrow was yeah we were not happy with it. Like you predicted the current level of destiny. Oh, you did? Yeah.

And how are you going to travel by blimp tomorrow? Hopefully, blimp. Blimp. Blimp. Blimp. It's a new way we travel in the future. It's a future technology. But it was funny because that was, to many of the funny thing

about that was we kept bringing up whether or not it was actually crowd funter or not. That was part of the conversation. And it was funny because you keep calling it, not crowd funter, you called it pre-order. It was crowd funter, though. I'm not, here we are, this we've had this conversation because I just watched the super cut.

I'm not entirely sure it was, could you buy it on Kickstarter, would you buy it from coin? It doesn't matter, they didn't use a crowdfunding service, but they didn't make them until everyone had spent money You didn't say that in one of your arguments. I actually agree with you. You are correct So it's so what's the difference? The same as a pre-order though. Yeah, like you're a game. They haven't fucking made the game yet They don't using the pre-order money to make the game. How do you know that?

Because they know that make it anyway. That's what that's like the big incentive for pre-orders is to like get a cash Maybe they're making the coin anyway. I mean I mean, why can't I just apply that same logic? I mean because it get like halo Halo six is gonna come out you can pre-order if you want still gonna come out Anyway, I'm gonna get a pre-orders we can't say it's actually relevant discussion because so There we wanted to do another crowdfunding campaign But obviously it's like we've made laser team. We made a movie So we're trying to figure it out and it's we've never done a card game before. So this is something that we've never done before. So

this seems like a perfect way for us to do another crowdfunding campaign, but this one will be super simple that we're gonna do for the million dollars butt card game. It's basically just gonna be the cards. It'll be the deck. We have a designed expansion deck and then there might be like one or two other things. I think on laser team. They were like 80 tears or 20 tears or something like that. There won't be all that stuff. So now and it's a It's pretty important to us because I think our audience knows about the million dollars But card game. They know about the million dollars, but show but Kickstarter and this this one

We're gonna do on Kickstarter. We're gonna actually gonna start it next Wednesday May 11th at noon or we see 12 oh one p.m We're doing it just to be clear 12 oh one central time We're gonna start it and we'll have like we'll put up all the information about the game all the graphics We actually have like a prototype made of the whole thing. It's gonna be so much fun It's fucking awesome. Yeah, and we just in fact before this we had dinner with the team that was in charge of designing the game It's just like people from the game development group, you know, some of our graphic designers, our merchandise guys, one of our guys will flow over China

last week and was like babysitting the prototype as it came off the press just to make sure it would be ready to go. And so, but Kickstarter has like this whole community, it's based around like tabletop and board games. Yeah, and so it's like, it just kind of, we could just do pre-orders, I guess, for the thing, you know, if that we could do it that way. But if we're doing it on Kickstarter, it's like a way that we can's like, we could just do pre-orders, I guess, for the thing, if we could do it that way.

But if we're doing it on Kickstarter, it's like a way that we can get a lot more press about it, a lot more marketing, and just get the name of it out there a little bit more, I think. So- Also this I think could expand it beyond the Ristratheath community, because this is a game on its own

that could really be more involved with everybody who doesn't necessarily know Ristratheath. Yeah, and plus it gives us just used to also halfway through the campaign that will do like that live stream where we get like go and we play it and all that stuff and so it's a lot of fun. I can't wait. I can't wait. So that'll be Wednesday, May 11th at 12 o 1 pm Central Time. And we'll have more for you won't be able to avoid it. I did like everyone's like speculation and like trying to make the game themselves on reddit and stuff

I thought it was crazy to me and it's funny that none of them got it Like none of them actually did it the way that we did it. Yeah, well, there's a couple There's a I don't want to give away too much information because that'll be part of the first day of the campaign is There's a couple different variants too like it's more than just one game in the card set like you can play them different ways But it was nuts because I was just walking by Ryan who's off stage here giggling away different variants too. It's more than just one game in the card set. You can play them different ways. But it was nuts because I was just walking by Ryan who's off stage here giggling away. And I was walking by him. We were in the doors between doors. We were in that little hallway there.

And I was like, he's walking by and I was like, hey, we should make a game based on million dollars but the show. And he's like, that's a good idea and he walked away after like a two-minute conversation And the next day or the day after he had a set of rules and he had in like a 15-card deck Essentially that he had just made and like as a starter for it It's like and from that moment it was just like it just took off like everybody got involved. Yeah It was what a month. Yeah, that we went from like the concept of it to have, we probably went to like a working concept in like two weeks and then play tests and play tests and play tests. And now here we are here and it's like,

we think we're ready to get to the point where we're getting solid and we can do a campaign and get the thing out the door, being credible. So, and we love to show it to you, but we're gonna wait until the first day to campaign to show you that stuff. So, next week. We're like excited for that.

Yeah, people don't have to wait too long. It's just a little over a week. So we have another crowdfunding campaign we'll be able to deliver. So you have a 100% success rate. No, no, no, we'll see. We'll see. I have to finish all my shooting on my game times

before we do that. Do you think between us at the company, we've been on the front page of Reddit more than any other company? I think that hydraulic press channel is costly on the front page now. Yeah, it's on the front page. Yeah, every video is now on the front page. Although like whenever anybody from our company does an AMA, it's always on the front page.

And then a lot of our videos get to the front page. Yeah, we don't do them as frequently. That's true. I mean, the hydraulic press is like every day, oh, what do they do? I don't even know. It's just going to be on Reddit. Like, oh, there it is. We should try to.

It would be funny if he said at the end of the video. You know, if you want to know when a new video comes out, just look at the front page of Reddit every year. We should try to make it our goal to be on the front page of Reddit every day. We will fail. What do you think? No way. You know, Rob, get a hydraulic press. I can't even pronounce this. It's on her on Twitter. She's Rebecca O'Lumbia and she was saying what's that? Rebecca Lumbia. Thank you. She says all right. We have her mission. Let's crash kickstarter. That's pretty money Let's do that. Let's do it to show up and do it. 12.01 PM. You think we can do that? Sure Why not? That'd be good press if we could do that that make people aware of the game good hydraulic press

That would be awesome and I like this lady a lot on Twitter because she did a thing for the amazing race where I guess she does some kind of statistical analysis. Yep, it's her I'm looking at her Twitter feed. She did an analysis of all of the remaining, I mean now in the final four, actually now you're in the final four for the amazing race. Holy shit. Yeah, this is the second to last episode this Friday.

So, so Rebecca Lombia, she did a statistical analysis of all the placements and the trends of our placements over the course of the entire race. And then she did a player, place versus leg, she did a normalized prediction, and then she did a full statistical analysis to determine who was gonna win. So, and it depends on, you know, which method you have for analysis, some of them in the normalized one, we come in second, it looks like, but in the straight trending, we come in first. So, I like the straight trending version better.

If you come in first, you get a million dollars. Million dollars. So I'm like, a lot of money. But I have to wear the old shorts on the national television. Can we, this may sound selfish, like against you, but can we put that into an episode of Million Dollars, but I make it a real one? Like, I'm basically saying give us the money and we'll make a video. So they make an actual episode of Million Dollars, but it's a million dollars.

Everyone, if multiple people agree to it, you'll make a video. So make an actual episode of $3 million, but it's $1 million. But if everyone, if multiple people agree to it, you only have one million. It's to be the first person to agree to it. Yeah, I'm not even. Before, like, again, so. It doesn't matter about doing it. No, we're doing it. We're doing it.

I'm not doing it. Okay, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, if I win, here's what I'll do with that money. Shoot. Shoot. And in my pocket. That's what I'm doing.

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Like I said, there's only what four teams left now? There's only four teams left. And we're on our way to our final country. People were very curious to see how this double U-turn was going to play out. It seemed like there was a lot of discussion about it. Not only in our community, but in the amazing race community. Yeah, you're all over the place. And do you want to explain what the U-turn is?

You can put someone up there and they have to go back and do the other roadblock. Was it the D-tour? The other D-tour. Here is the important part of it. It's so, you basically take a linear thing when you go through a leg, okay? And then you get to the detour, you get a clue from the clue box and it says you're at a detour

and you can do thread or you can do bread. And if you can do thread, you have to go make a carpet. This was in Armenia, we had to do that. Let's go go to this carpet, company, and make part of a carpet, and they'll show you how to do it. Or you can get bread where you have to find this bakery. Here's the name of the bakery, go there and make

15 traditional Armenian bread called lavash. It looks so good. That's what you do. And when you're choosing it, you don't know who's already gotten the clue for the detour and who hasn't. And so some of them only have like three positions. So the lavash thing only had three ovens. So if you got their fourth and four teams chose

that task, the fourth team to arrive would either have to leave and go to the other one, which would cost them time, or just wait for somebody to finish, which is just excruciating if you're in that position. So then after the detour, you go to another clue box when you finish whatever the task is, you go to another clue box,

and then that usually tells you to go to your roadblock Once a season or twice a season They will between the detour and the roadblock they will put a U-turn and that is when you get to it It's a board where you can put up another team's picture They have to go back and do the other detour now keep in mind the team split up to do the different detours And so you could get to the U-turn board and have no idea how long it took the people to do the other detours. They might already all be past the U-turn.

And when they're past the U-turn, if you turn somebody, you wasted it. I feel like that happens most of the time. Yes, most of the time you turn used the people of Arty God past. Yes, they're like, I'm going to, you know, you turn Jimmy and Kimmy. And it's like Jimmy and Kimmy have already been by the thing by an hour, and you just wasted it, and you know, then you get a clue and run on to your next thing to the roadblock. And in some, it's a single U-turn where only one team can be U-turned, and some it's a double U-turn. So, what happened in ours, it was a double U-turn.

We started off the day with a detour. The problem was with only five teams left, and this is a spoiler for the last episode in Bali that we did. What was really unique in this situation was all the teams did the same detour, which is almost never happened. So everybody knew where everybody was at that point in time. So Tyler and Corey finished the detour first. They started the day about five, about 10 minutes ahead of us. And we spent the whole leg. They started the day about 10 minutes ahead of us. And we spent the whole leg. We had the fastest leg, but we made up nine minutes

and 45 seconds essentially, because we were about 10 seconds behind him to the mat. And they got out of the first detour, we had to carry these coconuts and the chickens. And then they got to the U-turn board first. They U-turned Brody and Kurt, who started the day in last place and worked their way up to third in the detour. But we were second.

So we get to the board. We see that Tyler and Corey have U-turned Brody and Kurt. And there's another space. It's a W-turn where some team can U-turn another team. Our plan the whole time was to U-turn Tyler and Corey because they were the team right now in the race. They're the team that's hot. They were winning first place. We're racing them to the mat all the time. Brodie and Kurt, the Frisbee guys, had had the most first place finishes, but they were kind of falling off a little bit. They were starting

the day in the last place. And you go through these troughs in the race. So we want to U-turn Tyler and Corey, you know, but So we want to get turned Tyler and Cory. But then we get to the mat, the you turn mat, we see that Tyler and Cory have already gone through. They've you turned Brody and Kurt. So we're looking at that and we think, okay, what can we do with this board? This is the situation that we're given.

We, what can we do to make this work? So we looked at it, ran through the scenarios really quickly. Well, we can you turn the dancers, Matt and Dana, or we could you turn sharing coal. And honestly, at that point, we're like, we want to keep both those teams in the race, because we feel like we can beat them in the finals. So I wouldn't want to throw them under the bus, and you know, potentially knock them out, or we could do nothing, and then Brody and Kurt would you team you turn either the dancers or the or sharing coal, probably the dancers, which I think would at that point, I would have thought would have

been a bad choice. So we made the decision instead of doing nothing you're you turning one of the other teams we used our U turn to you turn Tyler and Corey because we took advantage of that rule that you might make a mistake and you turn a team that's in front of you we intentionally you turned a team in front of us to use the way star you turn and then that filled the board and so nobody else could you turn the team in front of us. To use the... So way star you turn and then that filled the board and so nobody else could you turn anybody else and that's what eliminated Brody Kirk because they were the only people who had to go back

and do this other challenge which was the seaweed challenge. That looked tough. Look like a nightmare. It looked like a friggin nightmare. So is that the first intentional waste of a U-turn? Apparently not. Now the Twinis, this like really like ran bunches team

from season 21 apparently did the same thing at one point. So they were calling us out. The Twonies are like, if you want to go back and watch the All Star season, I think it was 3rd, 24. Season 24, they're awesome. They're like two, I think they're from Sri Lanka and they just are, they're twin sisters, they argue fucking constantly. They're like, what are you doing?

You're so stupid, no, you're stupid. And then they just yell each other constantly. That's awesome. Super entertaining, super entertaining. And they, anyway, so stupid. No, you're stupid. And then they just yell each other constantly. That's awesome. Super entertaining, super entertaining. And they, uh, anyway, so they had apparently used that strategy at one point. I had not seen that season of, of theirs.

I had seen them on the All-Star season. I think that eliminated, like, right away. But I hadn't seen their original season, the qualifying for all-Star. How does the All-Star's work? Is it only people who've won? No, it's the opposite. I don't think they've ever put people who have won back

on the show ever. Yeah, they were originally a season 21. and they came back for the All-Star. I say 12. Is it 24? It was in 2014. So I think that might have been... Might have been 24. I think it's 24.

Yeah. But yeah, it was... It played out well. It was funny to watch people try to grab those chickens. Stop it. Yeah, those were some scrawny chickens. That I was actually worried about that part for sure. Was the grabbing of the chickens.

Actually took over the chicken part. Why are you worried about chickens? Just because they're a wild car. I, I, I, when they put the snakes around our neck in the first leg in Bali, I was more worried about hurting the snake than anything else. Like people, people thought,

are you worried about having a snake around your neck? And I was like, no, I was worried about hurting the snake. It took a lot to hurt the snake. I know that. And actually when the guy pulled it off my neck, he like just reached out and grabbed it and like ripped it from my neck essentially so hurting an animal It's the worst I agree whenever I hurt my cat my accident. I feel so bad I was once I don't know those bouncy balls I was bouncing around the house because I'm seven years old apparently

I just went like doing like over the kitchen counter doing and it just bonked my cat on there and I was like like, doing over the kitchen counter, doing, and it just bonks my cow on the head. And I was like, oh, oh, I'm gonna help you on that one. It's pretty funny, no? But guys, the reaction to that has been really funny that you turned thing because I'm not sure, they probably were just really big fans of Brody and Kurt,

which I totally get. Everywhere we went in the world, Brody was like this magnet. He has huge personality. Everybody loves this guy, everybody. And he, you know, he's with Kurt, and Kurt's like one of the most respected racers like from anybody else. He's probably one of the strongest people

that would be in the amazing race. But the reaction we got was like 85% of the people told us that was great, that was brilliant strategy. 10% of the people were like, you are the fucking devil. I hate you. I hate you. You're the worst thing that's ever happened

to the amazing race. I mean, head of people would tell me that. They were like, I think a lot of people tweeting you who that's ever happened to the amazing race. I mean, had people tell me that? I think a lot of people tweeting you who don't know Rishi T. That all. Yeah. Who are just watching the amazing race? Yeah, it's like a totally different demographic. It's like, it's like guys from rural communities that are like 45 years old.

Wow. And they're like, that, you know, it's just like an audience that we don't normally reach with Rishi T. And like, they're the devil. They're never going to watch amazing race anymore because of me and Ashley, you know, that's about 10% of them. The other 5% is people going, what the fuck just happened? Somebody please explain to me what the fuck happened. Like, they were very confused

why Tyler and Cory didn't have to go back and do another challenge. Yeah, they were in a past. They were already past. They never came back to the U-turn. You have to see your picture on the U-turn board in order to go back and do the U-turns. So if you just run by closing your eyes.

No, that doesn't work either, Gavin. No, it's a linear thing. Once you pass it, you can't be in turn. Why would people think of you with a devil? It's because they like Brody and Kurt. No, it's a weird thing because they wanted to see someone get screwed, Iva. Well, there could be some people who

wanted other teams eliminated. Like they might have wanted the team they didn't like to get U-turned, and then Brody and Kurt to beat them. There was a very valid argument that the roadblock after the you turn was a cliff-diving one and it wasn't really one that anybody could screw up. So whoever got you turned, they basically didn't have a chance to catch up. It wasn't like a challenge. It wasn't a building, you climb, and then you jump.

It was an extreme thing, which is sometimes you know, you can get someone who gets locked up and won't go off and then that I mean that's happened I might happen to call cuz he had the the freak out on the mountain He did yeah, he had the freak out on the mountain and also that was a roadblock where they hid What the challenge was they made us go to a paddleboard shop and Actually is our person who does all of our balance stuff That's what and I would do like stuff. That's what, and I would do high stuff, and strength stuff, and puzzles, and she would do balance and dancing.

You could like separate out, like, balance stuff as a genre. Well, I think women typically have better balance because they have a lower center of gravity. All I know is I've been to a beach with Ashley and I've been on a fucking paddleboard and I embarrassed the shit up myself pulling off the fucking thing.

I went to the doctor fairly recently and I had like a a fucking paddle board and I embarrassed the shit up myself falling off that fucking thing. I went to the doctor fairly recently and I had like an annual checkup and the doctor was like, oh, how's your balance? I was like, it's good. He's like, try standing on one leg. And I tried, I was like, oh shit. I was like, I guess I don't do that often. Where were you judging your balance on before this?

I was like, why would my balance be bad? But I guess like a drunk. Yeah, maybe. But I could sober. Yeah. I was really disappointed in myself. It's out of the duck. And in my own balance.

So I could see why you, you, you, you, divvy up balance. Yeah. It's just like a really. It's a certain skills that you determine who's good at. It's just an odd one to determine and like separate from other skills. Balance.

High specific. Balance. Yeah, like if you have to walk across like a thin. Yeah, if you're doing like challenges like on the amazing race, like I see balance being something. I see balance. Yeah, like if you have to walk across like a thin. Yeah, if you're doing like challenges like on the amazing race, like I see balance being something. I see balance. Who does your crawling? We don't have crawling.

Right. I don't think. Why would you separate that out? Because it's different senses, Gavin. We just broke it up that way. Balance is a- I would do the crawling. I would, what would you mind saying?

What would you mind saying? I mean, it sounds like you're agreement me, right? The sense of crawl. The same is the sense of crawl? The sense of crawl. The sense of amazing race. But the clue that we got, the roadblocks weird, because that's where you have to choose one person to do it. And then you can't switch.

That person is doing that desk. So we're at a paddleboard shop, and the clue was, who's ready to sail into the blue? And it was like, okay, this is going to have to paddle across Lagoon on a paddleboard. Ashley's going to do it. It's like, nope, you're jumping off of a 40 foot cliff. And that. And it was like, okay, this is gonna have to paddle across Lagoon on a paddle board. Ashley's gonna do it. It's like, nope, you're jumping off of a 40 foot cliff. And that's what it was.

They tend to do that like switcheroo ones occasionally. Anyway, so, yeah, so it's interesting to feedback on it. I think that's why some people get mad is either it's their favorite team or they want another team eliminated. Or there's just some people who don't think that you should use the U-turn in the amazing race. That's not what that's for. The amazing race is a race and don't use the U-turn.

People get upset about the U-turn very easily. Every season. Every season, people get upset about it. And also maybe they think that you're abusing the rules or using the U-turn in a way it's not intended to be used. That's correct. But you are playing by the rules. By design? That is a way you're supposed or using the U-turn in a way it's not intended to be used. That's correct. But you are playing by the rules. By design.

That is a way you're supposed to use the U-turn. And people say you shouldn't be able to U-turn somebody who's already passed the board. It's like, that would violate the rule. That the rule that people use it incorrectly. We intentionally used it incorrectly. That's what it made our situation, Union. Who so who used it on Brody and Kurt?

Tyler and Corey used it in front of us. Tyler and Corey showed up to the board it's blank. They you turn Brody and Kurt. We show up. We see Brody and Kurt have been you turned. So we you turn Tyler and Cory. But Tyler and Cory long gone. So we've wasted our you turn on Tyler and Cory. This is further slow down. Yeah, but that means Brody and Kurt can't you turn anybody else. That means because there's now the board is filled. There's only two slots. So now Brody and Kurt have to do the detour again, but nobody else has to. I was surprised they didn't eutron you guys.

What do you mean? Because you've been behind the map. Oh Tyler and Corey? Yeah. Well that's one of the, we have come and now we set the record on this one for the most amount of consecutive second places. Set or tied? Well, we tied.

Yeah. Sorry, we tied. We tied the reporters from last season. Who by the way, I should point out. One, the whole thing, they won the last leg so What's that why pointing that up because listen things tend to happen, you know, it's you know things happen on the amazing race something sort of like Carmic traditions. We're gonna start up the next episode years can be like eliminate right away 30 seconds in Bernie false

30 seconds in Bernie false and I did math in the balance and he bracelet. And then he can heal something. But yeah, it's a good question. I mean, one of the nice things about being in second place is like everybody's beaten us to the mat, you know, Tyler and Cory and Brody and Kurt have. And Dana and Matt also have a win. So everyone feels like if they need to,

they can beat us. But Brody and Kurt have beaten Tyler and Cory to the mat in first place many times. So they probably felt like more of a threat to them even though we have the best average over the last five legs by far Yeah, like we're just crushing it on the last five legs and being consistently in second place But it doesn't look like it because we're not winning like a trip to Helsinki or something But we're literally like 20 seconds away There has been in this way you watch the amazing race lot, right? Oh, yeah. The best thing about how competitive this season was, we were never alone on the mat with Phil except one time in Cartagena, and that's it on the seawall. And we were like,

not that far behind Brody and Kurt. Every other time we've been on the mat with one other team, or four other teams, or eight other teams in Chamonene. It's been crazy. Usually it's like Phil says you're the 16 to check in and we're like, yay, and then you just like answer a couple questions and you leave. But every minute somebody's running up to the mat like right behind you. That's how close up. It's really tight. Even when you all were leaving the boat at the beginning of this past episode, you know, they had the time stamps. It was very clear. It was, it was just back to back to back. And like I said, we had the fastest leg in this episode. You know, they had the time stamps. It was very clear. It was just back-to-back-to-back. And like I said, we had the fastest leg in this race.

We had the fastest leg in Bali too, but it wasn't enough to make it the deficit. This is one of the few times where the finished time has carried over and been impactful on the next leg. Anyway, enough amazing race talk. Actually, I do a podcast for the Amazing Race where we're recording it tomorrow. And we put up what, guys, Thursday?

Is that right? Thursday or Friday? You're amazing race podcast? Yeah, the Amazing race podcast. What are you gonna spend on? So I said before the race that should I win The million dollars I was gonna buy a Rolls Royce and use it for Uber and pick up people in a Rolls Royce But now I feel like I said that and now it's the final four to like oh fuck You have to deliver. I kind of do, right?

I kind of do. How long did you get the Rolls-Royce? Like the wait time? Yeah. What you asking me? I see there's not a long wait time. I don't know if it's fine. I mean, how many rolls do I have?

Because they don't make very many, I imagine. But I also imagine not a lot of people are buying them. Ah, that's so cool. The wheel where the aw stays up right the whole time. Yeah. That is top. That's classic. Well, if you just pulled up to like, Uber, like what is this? so cool the wheel where the R stays up right the whole time. Yeah. That is top. That's clapped.

If you just pulled up to like Uber, like what is this? You should replace the R's in the wheels with just the Uber logo that doesn't rotate. We're just like a bee. Why don't you go fuck yourself. A balls boys. My favorite car. The...

But I do want to say thanks to everybody who helped us trend Bernie actually on Twitter last week. That was really fucking cool to see. Did it work? Yeah, totally works. Oh, wow. Yeah, because everyone did it on the podcast. Yeah, it would have been diluted slightly. No, but everyone's figured out everyone was there and tweeting, except for you who said you'd do it. You didn't do it. I was, it was like four in the morning for me where I was. I had a related tweet, but I just hashtag Bernie and Ashley.

What's that you just ran them to eat? Yeah, it was a tweet. I remember I had a dream about Sophie Evergaro, so I tweeted about that and just hashed it burn in Ashley. What's that you just a random tree? Yeah, it was a tweet I remember I had a dream about Sophia Vergara, so I tweeted about that and just actually People should just hashtag every tweet. They make that night with Bernie actually regardless of what it's about I'll do it the week after you're eliminated What's that? I'll do it the week off to when you know on anymore We know if you've lost there's only one episode left one in which anyone can get eliminated No, this is the last leg before the finale. Oh. So this is like, this is the last country.

After that, they finish in the US always. Okay. It's a race around the world. You start in the US, you finish back in the US. Wow. Is it ever in the same city that someone's from? But yeah, a lot of times they start in LA. Oh, and end in LA.

Yeah, I think a lot of times they end in New York or LA or they did like, man, tuck it last year, Cape Cod or something. Oh, right. I forgot about that Yeah, would you be annoyed if the final Matt spot was outside your front door? That'd be fucking awesome So the Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coop has a weight of 15 months It's pretty sweet car though. Oh wow How much is one?

If you want to buy it, if you want to buy the cheapest roll. Well let me go back on my thing then because I want to be able to do it right away so I'll do a Corolla instead. I can say. Yeah. Well because you know, the wait time is important.

It's a little over $200,000. Woof. That's a lot of money. That's what the cheapest one. It's not a million dollars, that's a lot of money. That's true. Now let me read this other thing here. So do we win the hashtag battle versus Kyle and Tori?

Cori and Tyler. No one fortunately we did not win the hashtag battle, but we were close, much like our participation in the amazing race so far. We came up very close seconds, so. All right, wanna write everyone, this episode of the received podcast is also brought to you by Sherry's Barys.

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So limited time offer and Mother's Day is this weekend, so make sure you order now. Thank you Sherries Berries for making delicious strawberries and supporting this podcast. I saw a story that I thought was really funny in the UK where this guy saw, I didn't know this about the UK. You know, I knew that they had like, you know, speeding cameras to catch people who are speeding, obviously. But I didn't know that the UK had mobile speeding cameras, where I guess they'll just park a van in an area

and it's got a camera on it, and then they'll set it up to catch people who are speeding. This guy noticed that there was a mobile speed camera set up, so he parked behind the van, love this dude. And then popped up his trunk to block the camera, and then just walked to the pub, and we're gonna go drink. How did he not get arrested?

There is. He's like, what's the matter? I just lift it like that. It's like total. Yeah, there's loads of those. Especially on bridges, you find them. So shitty. I hate that.

I hate automated traffic stuff. I hate it. Could that get you a ticket even though they didn't catch you speeding at the time, like physically? Well, here's the bar. Let's say you go to court, right? Yeah, what are you gonna do put the camera on the stand? I mean, it's Questions you just look at the photo. What do you mean? What if the camera malfunction? Did the camera take a wrong right? The photo of the car and of the red light? No, it just takes a photo of the car and you assume it's the right time like I feel like

Some person has to physically catch you speeding to be able to give you a ticket for it. Right, there are some, or even a speeding one, it just ignotes the speed and takes a picture of your car. You wanted the camera's lying, or it's not a fun, that's not a fun. Well, there's a lot of average speed cameras

where two cameras are involved. Do you have those? No. It takes a picture of you at one set and then a mile down the road, it takes a picture again. Why are you so comfortable with all these, or well in laws? Why are you just so like completely comfortable with like a camera sending you a ticket? Well because I don't break the law. Actually, don't drive. Yeah. It is. Right?

Barber's. You always get a good seat doesn't drive. You always get an order of me when I don't care about security cameras. It's like, I mean, it's, I feel safer with it there. If I get mugged, then some prick's on camera mugging me. Why don't you put one in your bedroom, bad. And hire a service to like mugging your bedroom. Because nobody's gonna mug me in my bedroom. What is the idea? That'd be really dangerous.

That'd be super dangerous. What if you were asleep before the... You're very old or nothing. Yes. You can't have a little mixture of like, well, on this busy street corner, you should have a camera. It's either a bad idea, it's not a bad idea. That's my point. It's both.

It's either. It's 50-50? What? What? Does it mean both? No. Yeah, 50 of one camera and 50 of one camera. What?

It's just a culture. I can't say it's either a good idea or a bad idea. That's like saying, yes. That's like saying what? That's like saying, yes. It's like saying what? That's like saying two different numbers. Got it. Okay.

Okay, what did Gavin mean by it's two different numbers? What do you mean? I don't know. It's like saying two different numbers. It's like saying everything. That didn't help when you just said. That's like saying everything? Well, you just said all the possibilities that a question could be. I said it's either a good idea or a tabatique.

What other could it be? What other idea could it be? A medium idea? Wait, if you're saying that it's always either a good idea or a bad idea. It's like it's either a good idea in every scenario or it's a bad idea. What are you guys saying? You're not saying English. No, Bernie makes sense. I think I make sense. It's sort of worried that I don't. Okay, this is how this usually goes. every scenario or it's a bad idea. What are you guys saying? You're not saying English.

Bernie makes sense. I think I make sense. It's sort of worried that I don't. Okay, this is how this usually goes. I'm usually confused over here. Explain to me what he means. What he means is- I wanna say two numbers.

Eight. 11. That's what I'm done. The existence of cameras is either always good or always bad. It's not like there's no nuance to it. It's not like in this situation, it's good in this situation, it's bad.

If it's monitoring in your bedroom room, or if it's monitoring you outside your front door, and it's bad, that means it's bad to have it. You can't just say, oh, it's okay in this scenario. But why is it bad now? I always think it's bad. Because I'm out of functions, that we just said. Or it's like, I just don't want cameras pointed at me

all the time, I just don't want to go everywhere and there's fucking cameras. See that Amy Schumer say oh, yeah Welcome to the televised Rishi podcast. It's Amy Schumer said that she's not gonna take photos with fans anymore Yeah, apparently like some guy stuck a camera in her face and she was like no I don't want to take a picture and he's like I paid you or like I paid for you We paid for you. We paid for you. That's a weird comment to hear. Yeah, and uh.

I mean, I get the sentiment behind it, but it's a weird thing to hear. It also didn't seem like she was at, she was performing. It just seemed like she was walking down the street. I don't know what the, context she also said the thing like, so that's the reason why this dude in a greenville, I remember correctly.

I'm not gonna take photos with anybody anymore. It's like, well, no, that's not. I don't think that's the right way to go. It's either a good idea or it's a bad idea. No listen say to numbers Whatever you may have now the rest of the podcast, I just I want you know how mad I am when I say two numbers seven eleven I just don't know how you can say that about anything and not have it be completely pointless like name a thing Football game is either a good idea about it. Yeah flowers. Like, name a thing. Football game. It's either a good idea or a bad idea.

Flowers. You might as well have said grape. Football, no, there's football. People like it. Football games, there's football games that are a bad idea and there's football games that are good ideas. It's not either or, there's and in there. There's good football games and there's bad football games.

To me, a camera is if it's a bad idea. Right, so if a camera saves your life and then leaked Wang pictures to the internet, it was a good it's a bad idea right so if a camera saved your life and then leaked Wang pictures to the internet it was a good idea and a bad idea what you saying it helped you and then it ruined you I don't where's the camera that's saving my life where is that camera in your house in my house no it's a bad idea okay you get you get tied up and your head's underwater You get Tied up and your head's underwater Right you're being drowned in a bucket head first in a bucket the camera sees this and someone calls the police and they pull you out of the bucket

How to get in the bucket someone tied you up upside down and dunked your head in the back of the camera It sounds like no, I just because if it's in my house it's filming me, you know or something It just seems ridiculous, but don't you have cameras in your house? No, I Security cameras like outside my house But you just you wait wait now you're contradicting yourself. I don't see it the same way You just you wait wait now you're contradicting yourself. I don't see it in the same way. Oh They're good. I

Thought you were joking about having cameras you said it Always bad always good those are always bad those ones in particular. That's a bad idea I'm the optometrist point. I used to watch I don't want civil surveillance point I used to watch I don't want civil surveillance I don't want to ever speak cameras take a picture of you here a mile down the road They take another picture. They physically can't take a picture of you They just measure how fast it took you to get you're assuming they can calculate the time correctly or that they will record the time Correct well, they both synced to the time I mean, you say things that they're functioning properly, but they could come at clock like the world clock right But they could be a discredit. The clock could be be finding the cameras malfunction doesn't sink to the clock right

If that could happen well then everyone would be speeding that's the fucking poor What if it malfunctions for a short period of time and like eight people in a rubber speeding do you think they'd give like 10,000 speeding tickets or whatever you like all the cameras are broken what if it's eight? What yeah? What if it's eight? What if it's broken for a short amount of time what if it's broken for one minute? What what if it's a what if it's broken for a short amount of time what if it's broken for one minute? Like what you don't know how it works What if it sinks every minute and be like it's it misses one sink and then it was off sinks every minute Gavin I'm just trying to give an example You can't you not accept the fact that technology can break yeah, but it could break anywhere

I don't know why everyone's so worked up about this one specific use of technology But if my laptop breaks that's like you reboot it Yeah, exactly. I don't get a fine from the government telling me I'm a criminal What if you didn't file your taxes But you did it's just didn't go through the system What if you ate a lot of it. What does the camera have to do with that? I'm just using different technology different automated technology. Yeah, that's bad But it could happen. Right.

And that's why, and that's why when you do an electronic filing, you also receive a record that will you have proof that it was submitted. The speed cameras sent you a picture of yourself speeding at the moment you're speeding. You'd be okay with it. Let me clarify. Let me if I could then refute it with my own onboard system. That's monitoring my speed. So snapshot your speedometer at the same time. but then refute it with my own onboard system that's monitoring my speed.

So snap shot your speed on there at the same time. Right, if I was in control of that and they were not in control of that. So what's there out of sync? Right, exactly. Exactly. Here's a little, I revised my previous image. I'll go back to what it's called.

I'm initially trying to say, which is, it's a legal situation I'm being fined by the government for doing something illegal for the right to a trial If I want to say I didn't do this thing I go to trial and I face my accuser I cannot face my accuser if it's a fucking camera. That's yeah, exactly Like camera. Did you record the right time? Can't fucking camera just sits like yes? I did he's like so he's guilty It's like I'm assumed to be incorrect and the camera is always assumed to be correct. So, if there's a picture of you throwing a Molotov cocktail at a pub, and it's your face,

and you're doing that. You've been talking to. And then they show you that picture, and you're just going to be like, no. You're going to curve it, though. What if someone else threw it in your arms? I would court, yes, I would say, no, that wasn't me. I mean, Photoshop could be someone that looks like you. Exactly, there's tons of people that look like me.

The fucking podcast, they show me, apparently people see people that look like me all the time. Did you know there's a character in American dad that looks like me? If there's, is that what you're going to call out? Is it a alien? That one a lot. Yeah. Is it?

No. No. That's the only character I know on that show. No, I get that shit all the time. Anyway, so you like cameras and you're happy with security and being safe. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

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I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. I'm saying that. whether or not the government should be able to break in crypto. There we go. It's like people saying, you don't break the law, right? You have nothing to hide, so you should be okay with the government being able to break into your iPhone and into your computer and be able to see everything you have because you don't break the law. Yeah. Which is bullshit. Why? You should be able to have stuff

that you don't have to show up to anybody else. Well, then I do. Like my sonic order. You want people to know. I don't want people to know. And if you don't want them really, that's your right. There There is no reason that people should anybody else should have to know that stuff What was it? You want to tell us? No, I'm gonna tell you

Sure, it's fucking not gonna tell you. No, I agree with that like It's just look it's only gonna get worse and it's easier to be not paranoid now than later I have to go over it Yeah, I've already come to terms with it. I get what you're saying that we cannot turn the tide on this I get it I get way coming from it's like terrifying and worrying It is in my opinion if you're not doing anything wrong then what's the worst is the longest conversation We've ever had on the podcast. I don't know you know busy snapchat. What do you get there? Oh? What is that the Ruby volume 3 DVD. What is that? That's a Blu-ray Barbara.

It's a DVD and Blu-ray Barbara. Oh, fucking suck it. Oh, okay. I've got nothing to hide. I want this one. Nope. It'd be nice to it. That's her personal copy.

Yeah, I brought this personal copy. Who is that copy? It's George Tomorrow, our today if you're listening to this. How did you get it? Steve. I want to give a special shout out to somebody. You don't talk about the Ruby DVD? How did you get it, thief? I wanna give a special shout out to somebody. You don't talk about the BBD? It's great.

What is it have inside of it, Barbara? The DVD and Blu-ray. Brilliant, you gave that way too. You gave that way too. A really cool insert. With me. Where am I? Go to store.rusty.com.

It's on the top corner. Is that not the invention of guys? I don't know how to make errors work. I don't make errors. I don't make errors. My errors work. I want to give a special shout out to somebody who works at the company. He did something really cool, shout out bar.

P, what is it, dude? I am going to go to 8.11 in a second. Here. No, I want to talk about Michael. You guys had a stream the other day, Gavin, which was the race with Funhouse and Achievement Hunter, the race to 1 million subs on your YouTube channels.

And fucking Bruce got on and thought it'd be funny to say everybody go on subscribe to Achievement Hunter right now and a bunch of people did as a joke, but that's actually super shitty. That's fun house guys, a spot, a spot guys. Yeah, but Michael Michael after the stream I think Michael stayed on for like eight hours. He stayed till I think five a.m. Yeah, he's playing dead space or dead space Two until it's a five in the morning. That's fucking cool. That's really cool. That's very Michael

Very very Michael is is oil in when he's in shout-out Michael. Did you tell Gavin about the employee that didn't know him? I did I told him about that today. Yeah, there was an employee who worked here for a month and She handles travel for a lot of people and that's why she why I was doing the travel when the podcast started and I said to her I said do you also have handle draft draft? You also handle Gavin's travel and she goes she goes who and I said Gavin. She is. I don't know who that is And I was like you don't know who Gavin free? How does she feel? She goes, no.

It feels totally normal. She has so many people here. He also didn't know her. Like I asked him later, it's like, do you know stuff? And he's like, no, I don't know who stuff. And I was like, Matt's assistant to handles with travel. And then, but the funny part of it to me was, she know that was kind of shocking to me,

just because, you know, it's a bigger company, Gavin's been so busy lately. I asked, she then asked me, she goes, should I start handling Gavin's travel? I can take that over today and I went like, everybody in that bullpen area, sitting next to her desk, everybody goes, no, I was like, no, do not do that.

That's a full-time job of friends. That is a nightmare. You will get lost in. God, booking someone's international travel, as much as you travel for work and sumo guys and everything would be an absolute nightmare. A beautiful time job. You're killing it by the way,

sumo guys is like, you are crushing it this year. Thanks. Have you put out more videos this year than any other year so far? I don't know, I actually have no idea. You might be getting close, like in May, you might have more videos than some entire other years. Do you know that the tomorrow is the five year anniversary

of the giant balloon video? Is it really? And let me, let's see if we can guess. Gus, guess how many views the giant balloon video is up to? 90 million. It is up your way wrong. 120 million. I'm gonna guess 146 million.

I think it's 130 something okay, one three. I was close. Press it right. Yeah, the results, but I know Gavin knows what it is Yeah, I'm sure Gavin's up on that one so tomorrow Gotta put up a giant believe it. Do you do? Oh, are you really? We're gonna do are you doing guys say? Said you should do what was that the one with the the bouncing? Oh, no, no, we shot this ago. Oh cool in preparation for the other video that you put up with John Blue Would get Dan in the balloon. Yes, that one looks like it's fun. Oh, it's so fun. So fucking funny Did is that one going faster than the original one or is the original one now a pacing again? That one had its original Rush rush and now it's pretty much directly in line with the other one? Okay, that's really interesting. What's that one at?

50 something? Crazy, crazy, awesome. Congrats, dude, you're fucking killing it. I'm saying this. Way to go. Good job. Don't book my travel. Don't book Gavin's travel.

We got a wrap up. No. Yeah, so thanks everybody for watching and we will see you guys next week where we're gonna argue about the number eight and the number 11. I love you. Gustavo Sylvolo, more on the potent And the potent golden ready to go Look at what we're uncrowded And my future both swimming in I see your virgality Ain't no fallacy, no masking Only one king by casting But king of the galaxy, big B

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