Rooster Teeth Podcast - A Pizza-dilla a Day Keeps the Laughter Away - #559
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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell,
Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only only on peacock. You're listening to Rooster Teeth Podcast number 559.
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Experient and Arc Whiteening Systems. I'm Gus. I'm Drew. Oh no. And I'm good already you're
No, it's thrown someone with their own name
I'm Drew and I'm Gavin and I'm Barbara and I'm Gus
Welcome, it's your first time on the podcaster. Yeah, here I am, we go. I'm Kevin's already trying to mess it up for you.
Out the gate.
Why is everyone sitting on the light?
What are you on about?
If anything, I was late.
Yeah, do they know?
Were they watching?
Were they spying?
You were both late, so it's fine.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess so.
Well, no, Gavin's butt was in the seat at 459.
Yeah, at least 501. Well, no, Gavin's butt was in the seat at 459. Yeah.
At least 501.
That clock's a minute fast, so you were good.
Yeah.
I already at where's Barb joke already.
I'm wearing all camo, and I knew that was going to be like the first comment on this podcast.
You're floating in.
You're shins and arms are there.
Whoa.
Oh, are you healing up? You had some bad alms are there. Whoa. Oh, oh.
Are you healing up?
You had some bad injuries the other week.
Didn't you have some?
I thought that was a pun.
No, no, no.
I'm legitimately curious.
Yeah, I'm a lot better.
Yeah, I had some knee injury.
Although now I'm dealing with an injury on my face,
because I burnt my face to the curling iron,
because I'm 30, and I learned how to use one of those.
I'm actually, I thought they were really dangerous.
They scare me.
They're very dangerous.
Yeah, I know.
Or stuff like that.
First thing in the morning,
should I have chug some vodka and curl your hair?
Yeah, it's a,
well, the thing is like 400 degrees.
Yeah.
Right next to like all the good parts of your face.
All your goops.
Yeah.
Could you cook anything on it?
Probably your eyeball.
You could cook the small- You could wrap it like a cookie dough and make like cookies on it. Yeah, could you cook anything on it? Probably your eyeball. You could cook the small steak.
You could wrap it like a cookie dough
and make like cookies on it.
Pop, pop, pop, I saw the,
with the strainer, I saw that.
Really?
Well, especially strainer too,
because there are flat surfaces.
Well, so this wasn't a strainer, it was a curler.
Curling iron, yeah.
Which are the round kind of,
how?
I'm just gonna keep going like this.
It's cylindrical.
So is your hair normally straight?
My hair is neither. Okay. It's neither straight nor curly. It hair normally straight? My hair is neither.
Okay.
It's neither straight nor curly.
It does not know what it wants to do.
It's what it waves.
It waves and then it goes straight at the end.
So when it touches your face skin, did it go?
No, I went, ah, it literally just kissed my skin.
Did you smell it?
Did it smell?
No.
Did it make you hungry? No, what are you? Me?
I think I was in bacon right now. Me? Smell like my own flesh. You know it does stink though
and I don't know if you've ever experienced this Drew. Burning hair. Oh yeah. What do you think
smells worse? Half from your head burning or pubic?
It probably smells the same, wouldn't it? I don't know, I think we should have,
which the same person,
a blinded milk test.
And a little whips, my incense.
Just get a little bit of smoke going.
Or not.
How can I tell the story?
I know someone who,
who really teabagging a candle.
This person had a sister and when they
were in high school my friend was walking by you know they had like a shared
bathroom. Our friend was walking by the bathroom and looked in and this person
sister was bent over and she was blow drying her hair. She got out of shower
again ready for school in the morning except the blow dryer was malfunctioning
and their sister didn't realize it,
and the blow dryer was literally shooting flames out of the end.
Oh.
And they said that the bathroom stank,
like burning hair,
and she just had no idea
because her hair was all flipped over
as she was just blow drying it.
And watching it.
So my friend had to like run in and just like,
yank the plug out of the wall.
I was like, you are literally blow torching your hair. How do you replicate that?
That sounds awesome.
It sounds like a good way.
We have those blow torches.
You can throw a bunch of flour in the back end of a blow dryer.
I see that.
You shouldn't.
That might be a good flavor.
Do it in like an empty warehouse.
Yeah.
With a really long extension cord.
Coffee creamer.
Coffee creamer.
Any words that?
Tiny particulates.
Mm-hmm. They just go out. Yeah. Yeah, I burned some of my hair. Covey creamer. Covey creamer. Any word? Tini particulates.
They just go out.
Yep.
Yeah, I burned some of my hair.
You know, like some restaurants have the candles on the table.
And like some fancy restaurants have real fire, open flame candles.
Yeah.
I was talking with Jessica Negri and Ryan, her boyfriend.
We were just at dinner together.
And I leaned over to show them something and just like a little piece of my hair
just caught the candle and it went,
like all in one.
And then they started screaming and I went,
I'm like a 60-40 split on catching the napkin on fire
every time.
It's just like, if it's out, I'm just like,
either blow it out now or I catch the napkin on fire
probably in like 10 minutes.
Yeah, I've done a napkin before by accident,
and it was light enough where the flame just took it.
It just went off of it.
Oh, like a paper napkin.
It's like one of those lanterns.
Yeah, like really wafethin paper.
Both of you turn into cats
as soon as something catches on fire.
It's like,
ha ha ha.
I don't know, I'm scared of fire.
So I don't know how to do that.
No, I don't know.
Oh, really?
I mean, like, I had, like growing up, I actually had a fear of fire.
Like, if I wouldn't want any open candles or something.
Doesn't every human body to full have a fear of fire?
What?
You don't know, I mean, like fear of sharks.
Or like a fear of drowning.
Like, of course, everyone has a fear of drowning,
but it's not like something that you think about every day
all day.
Like, I had nightmares every night about dying in a burning house.
Oh, Jesus.
Like that kind of thing.
Like a phobia.
Yes.
Yeah, lots of stress about it.
Yeah, it's now since past.
Do you think you were burned at the stake in a previous life?
Were you Joan of Arc?
I was.
Were you Joan of Arc?
This is my reveal time.
Yeah, you speak French, right?
We should be able to say.
Oh, poor, I'm sorry.
True. Your reaction to Chad's desk being gone You speak French, right? We should be able to say. Oh, poor, I'm sorry. You're in Paris.
True.
Your reaction to Chad's desk being gone was amazing.
Oh, because the non-reaction?
You somehow walked past the entire thing.
It didn't notice that there was nothing there.
Yeah.
I'm not sure if that was edited down.
No, no.
Was that in real time?
I walked in and I was like, man,
seems a lot more spacious in here.
I was like on my phone thinking about something else.
And then I was like, oh, shit, I more spacious in here. I was like on my phone, like thinking about something else and then I was like, oh shit, they took his desk.
Your reaction coming out of that office,
you're just like, they took Chad's desk.
It's a little big.
Yeah, but the math, the math was a little slow.
I will say like, in the moment, I was like, oh, well,
I, it's not anymore.
It's got like, you got your costume will bold up.
We just say, we'll do it.
I think you, Drew and Andrew were my favorite part of that ice video.
It's the house started early.
House business.
Yeah.
House business.
It's great.
I showed it all to Meg and house business
was like the one thing she laughed at.
Yeah.
Good.
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to people who may not be familiar with what you do what you do here? I wear a trench coat and carry a cactus around.
No, I'm a writer director for live action and our little bungalow with the shorts.
And then also basically just a helping boy.
My hopeful boy.
You're a very helpful boy.
I tried to, anytime somebody's trying to new short out,
I tried to like be there.
I wasn't a D for a long time,
before I had a assistant director.
So, like through that A out.
I threw the A out and just took the D.
Yeah, you did a, you did weird place, didn't you?
You did weird place, didn't you?
I did D the weird place.
He put his D in the weird place.
90% you're just getting annoyed
with us that we're wasting hours of footage.
So many minutes.
I think that night time, the past of my life that I'll never get back on my straight way.
Does this work?
No Gavin, that's not a thing.
How about this?
No Gavin, that's not a thing.
How about this?
No Gavin, that's not like.
Now, to be fair to me, the longest time we spent not figuring something out was because
I figured it out almost immediately.
You didn't notice.
Oh, it's true.
And you didn't tell us that the door was unlocked.
That's true.
So like the first bit of us,
we're about to get in the out-out.
It's a very, very, very, very, very good room.
Yeah, because not everything was actually like a mechanical unlock.
That's probably got to be one of the most complicated shoots we've done.
Like, especially for you having to direct it and like know all the,
it's essentially building a puzzle room.
Yeah, it's like a escape room.
Our escape room, really?
Escape house.
Yeah, that's... It was one of the few things.
Impossible.
I've worked on, this is like a four day shoot.
Yeah.
For me anyway, where I left it, I flew home,
and I was like, I don't know what we made.
I don't know if that was good.
It felt fun.
I was like, how is that going to be?
And then you just, it's somehow cut together tremendously.
Don't worry.
It worked out really well.
It was so fun to watch. But I really doubted it.
It was like straight off the we filmed it.
What did we do?
I don't know, like Keg Bearfund the Bargain Lab.
Yeah, maybe it was the fact that it was all that,
you know, like one to five in the morning.
Yeah.
And I was very tired.
It makes me think of like, when Mad Max Fury Road came,
or before Mad Max Fury Road came out.
Oh, Tom Hardy was just like, he was yeah, I have no idea what we filmed.
It was a train wreck. It was terrible.
Then it comes out.
He's like, he was like, I was wrong.
I just, oops.
I didn't get it.
I didn't get it.
Now that it's done and I'm looking at it, it's amazing.
I didn't doubt it, like, into that extent where I was just like this sucks.
You know, I was just, I went home and I was like, I wonder if that was any good.
You were also in the dark for all of it.
Like, I would just come into the room and be like, hey, y'all are gonna be doing,
just come here a minute.
And then like, would then subject you to things
and then be like, all right, leave.
And I gotta set up the next thing.
Okay, come here a minute.
And then again, I get, yeah, repeat, rinse and repeat.
You are definitely drew, I think,
are one of the most capable people at this company.
Oh, thanks.
And I know if that's anybody else working here.
But like, you give you an idea or just like
a task and it's like completely done head to toe.
I like what done well too.
I like to dig a hole.
Just like you.
Take this hole.
Righto.
Just okay.
Here I go.
You got it, Bob.
Do you want a shovel?
Nah.
Oh, nah, I'm good.
I'll just use my little paws and then all of a sudden I'm eight feet under.
Just let it on fire and me and Gavin come in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cats are strength.
Exactly.
Um, yeah, I see someone here who is this, um,
Collins, he burns and chats him.
He's still haven't seen the weird place.
She'll watch it.
She'll watch it.
It's on first.
Yeah, you're watching the livestream.
You're obviously a first member.
Yeah.
Go watch it.
It's like upper left corner.
If you binge the entire season, it's 45 whole minutes of your life.
Yeah.
And the title doesn't lie, it's pretty weird.
I mean, it's not like David Lynch weird,
but it's like some of the weirdest shit we've made.
Yeah, it's like, you know, it's weird in the sense of like,
oh, it's supposed to be right set up
and it's upside down.
Wow.
Speaking of weird.
Did you, any of you see that weird, like,
Twitter post about the thing you could make the recipe,
the build it yourself recipe thing?
That was like,
What was that?
Two and a half, you did see it.
Yeah, what was that?
Well, need a, what?
It's like this, I almost don't want to set it up.
I don't want to give it any context,
but it's like, you know, you ever watch like Twitter videos
and there's like recipes like a, at this,
and it's just like all the ingredients that you make stuff.
Like a tasty video.
Top down.
And it starts out with some spices.
And by the end of it, it's like a deep fried chicken taco pizza.
Yes.
Like a lasagna chicken tortilla lasagna.
Deep fried pizza pie.
It just keeps going.
Like I kept thinking like, okay, this is it.
They're done.
It's like no another
So deep fry it. It was a piss take right like that was a parody. I don't know that wasn't real
I was I was on board until the fryer came out. I was like bad just a chicken case idiot
So like I was I was on it for like a whole minute like five inch chicken case idea. I'm about that
But like I'm about to think it like Chicago style
But like, I'm about to think of it. Like Chicago style.
It's like a deep dish, case of it.
It's such a range of emotions watching.
Because at the beginning, I was like, chicken.
I'm with you.
And then it moves on you to just get confused.
And by the end, you're like, what?
What's happening?
How do they have point?
Yeah, I'm not.
How do they have a dish that's exactly the same size
of their tortilla that they put in?
Yeah, like that in there is all chicken and cheese, right?
Over it.
That must be like 9,000 calories in just that triangle.
And then pizza.
I want to make this, but Eric says we can't.
No, how?
What do you mean we can't, Eric?
What am I supposed to, you really want to make this?
It literally lists all the ingredients.
Absolutely.
Pizza sauce, easy.
We have it from the pizza sphere.
It's like a sun-shar there. And then they put more fucking cheese and pepperoni
and then bake and then grill it and then they dip it. They don't just eat that. They dip
it in the 2000 calorie sauce. They also do that like slow motion lift as if it's
supposed to be enticing when you're just like my heart hurts. It's tremendously well shot.
does if it's supposed to be enticing when you're just like my heart hurts while.
It's tremendously well shot.
It has to be a taste.
I think it's real.
I don't think that's very.
I think it's real.
What would you call that?
And children would die eating lunch.
People would die eating lunch and dinner.
And next morning.
It's a fried pizza lotter.
Is that what they call it?
That's why it's called.
I would call it diabetes.
I think we should make it. But as I said to you on Twitter,
let me know when we do it,
because I'm gonna skip breakfast and lunch.
For a while, for like a week.
Yeah, for the day's up.
Okay, we're pre-taping Monday's episode.
Monday's a holiday.
Monday's a holiday.
If you can wait two weeks,
I can try to get everything together and we can do it.
There'll be over by then.
Why two weeks?
Do it on Thursday, Eric.
I'm not gonna be here. We need Eric for it. Oh, you, someone else can do it. I'll be over by that. Why too weak? Do it on Thursday, Eric. I'm not gonna be here.
We need Eric for it.
Oh, you, someone else can make it.
I'm, I'm don't want to find that.
We need Eric.
Eric, do we need you?
No, no.
No, absolutely not.
You can get a fry cook.
He's the only one who knows how to do it.
I used to work at a burger king.
Well, as we know, you assigned Drew something.
He taped it and it.
I'll just do it.
I had to be four layers of that.
Yeah.
Who is a Peter A.K.
I overcompetited. It's by twisted food in would be four layers of that. Yeah. Who is it? Peter A. K.
I owe a compensated.
It's by twisted food in the UK.
Oh, okay.
How about we?
Oh, I found the name.
He sent me a link.
Deep.
Do you see it?
DeFried barbecue chicken stuffed pizza dilla.
Pizza dilla.
It's a dilla.
There's too many words for one food.
Isn't that what Milly Bobby Brown is up against
in that recent Godzilla movie?
It's Godzilla, Mothra and Pizza Della.
Can we get it?
You can destroy the city in 30 minutes or less.
You can destroy my rectum in 30 minutes or less.
Can we make one of those, stack and make four of them, stack them all up.
Make a dealosphere.
It's already three dimensional.
I mean, they are triangles.
But it could be.
You could make like a, what's the up cut center? It's the, oh, the Q, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D Yes, your body will now be energy used by the earth. We could we could whip that together by Thursday.
I hear a lot of skepticism.
I mean, the whole time to make a grown.
The biggest problem that I foresee with it is that we don't have a real oven here.
I think you got to start by like cooking the chicken.
Right.
And you need to get rid of it.
Would it have any ovens?
I think there's any oven here.
It's a fire hazard.
Can we just get an electric oven? A little toaster. No's like step one. We don't have any ovens. I think there's any oven here. It's a fire hazard.
Can we just get an electric oven?
A little toaster.
No, like a little...
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We got soundboard Eric just now. Yeah, I heard it. We there's Eric has a soundboard and brought yeah, baby
So you don't know what you're getting it might be Eric it might be soundboard. That was like a 50 50
That was like Schrodinger's Eric right now. That was a little too excited
Got in what we just got it.dinger's era right now. That was a little too excited. Got it.
And what we just got.
He's comfortable right now, because it's a deal with me.
He's a deal with fear.
The deal with fear must be like 50,000 calories.
Oh, wish we'd, oh, wait.
I wonder if it was in that link.
Let me see if it was in there.
If there's a Chloric breakdown.
Yeah.
Do you think it's so dense that the ingredients
get slowly drawn towards the middle?
It takes 45 minutes to make.
What?
Boy, if I could do two of them.
Yeah.
What an entertaining podcast.
That would be an entertaining podcast.
That'd be brilliant.
It would be you crossing frame the whole time
like different ingredients.
That was gas in for an hour and a half.
As long as you have a chef's hat, I think.
I feel like that's for making two of those
we'd all be covered in acne.
Yes.
It has no nutritional information.
I'm ashamed of your country.
Mm.
Interesting.
It's because it would kill you.
It would live on a shelf, your heart.
Right, would be amazing.
No, there's no way that that many ingredients
don't suck altogether.
Yeah.
Like tortilla, wet, chicken, wet,
bread crumbs, wet from cheese and sauce.
Like, I think take away the pizza aspect to it,
like the sauce and the cheese and the bread.
But that's the thing over the top.
It's like the crown on top of the king.
But if you have a very thick, flavorful chicken quesadilla
that's deep fried, that's already like one too many things.
The fact that it's breaded is mochio, mochio.
It's so much.
I don't try it.
I would love it.
I'd love a, just one bite.
But I love this format for videos, where it's like, you know, Twitter video, or it's
like top down.
I like like stupid life hacks, which are all dumb.
Oh yeah.
Like the recipes.
And then there's some that are just bizarre like a few weeks ago
There was one that was kind of popular on a few of any of you ever saw it
Do you ever see bigger than before?
We're like someone just takes an egg and they make it bigger than it was before it's like what's the point of this?
Way out of they make it bigger. It's
Like you'll find that can you pull it up bigger? It's like a one-minute long video
Can you all find that? Can you pull it up? It's like a one minute long video.
I'll send it to the Slack channel.
Everyone's saying that pizza,
Dilla is 7,275 calories.
Yeah, Eric just sent me that.
Seven to seven.
That's not bad.
Seven to seven five.
I was bad, I thought.
Like, if you split that with seven people.
I feel like the stuff at Chili's
that's more calorie deaths than that.
They did cut it into eighths, which is like, I feel like the stuff at Chili's is this more calorie deaths than that. They did cut it into eighths, which is like, I feel like minimum amount for chicken, cheese,
quesadilla, 16ths, 30 seconds maybe.
So cut it into eighths, that's about 909 calories per slot.
Which honestly, for food in America is not that good for a meal.
Yeah, yeah. Could be worse.
You go to the Almond Draft test, you look at that menu, half the things
and not the menu are over here.
I wish they didn't print the calories on that menu.
Yeah, could you try to move me
and you don't even want to eat the dough?
You also in the dark, she's like,
oh fuck it.
Green chili, mag and cheese, a thousand calories.
Oh fuck.
Say anything about that instead of the movie.
Yeah, fuck.
That's kind of a bit.
I can't, it's not gonna fit.
And then you're like, you're eating anything like,
maybe I'll leave some.
I'll leave some. And then it's like, it's just really good.
And it's dark, it's like, oh, the A2.
Well she goes in a movie,
all you wanna be doing is just like eating something.
When did that start?
Why did people wanna stuff their face?
Well, they watch films.
Is that not an American thing though, right?
That's a worldwide thing.
I don't know.
Well, definitely.
You don't know, you lived in another country.
Yeah, I mean, we do a about just shit that America's died.
Uh, apparently pickles are only in Texas movie theaters.
Really?
Yep.
They're not, they don't allow pickles than any other thing.
I don't know if that's allowed, it's not a thing.
Why would you go to California?
Like one pickle please, they'll just be like, no.
What are you crazy?
Like the big pickle.
And that's the food, that's your meal.
It's not a meal, it's a little.
Who's that? They put the pickle, whatever you get a sandwich at the alamo, they always put a little
little. You get a little popcorn of the big. Big. Big. There's an egg going into vinegar.
Here it is. You can't get a big pickle outside of Texas.
Vinegar has dissolved the shell. Oh no. It's a bigger than before. Oh, and apparently
it's absorbed some of the vinegar. Okay. Oh, it just keeps going.
Jello egg.
I've like, making this egg bigger and bigger.
Listen, you think it's bigger.
It's gonna be bigger than before.
Wait, a day.
Now it's, I can't, I don't know what it is about that person's
dady hand, like, like, massaging that egg out of the jar.
That bothers me a lot.
Why die?
Because they need to make it bigger.
Yeah, I mean, your egg that day.
Color is mass, right?
Oh, yeah.
Why, it looks like a bloody.
Oh, God!
Oh, it looks like a urinal cake.
Oh, bigger than before.
That's the whole thing.
Like, why would you do this?
Why would you take like two days out of your life
to make it bigger than before?
Because it was bigger than before.
I'm gonna take a piece of gum out of my mouth one day.
I'm gonna put on the table,
and then the next day I'm gonna add another piece of gum
to it and I'm gonna be like,
three or the number four?
Bigger than before?
Content.
Yeah, you can make a Twitter video.
Life hack, five minute craft.
That's what it was, five minute craft. But that thing took two days to do. That video life hack five minute craft. It was right five minute craft
But that thing took two days to do that's not a five minute craft
It's five minutes total of work. I guess but you gotta wait
I was surprised that deep fried pizza thing didn't become a like a how-to basic
I'm surprised like someone's foot wasn't in a chicken in a toilet bowl
They ended up it is it like right it rode the lot right of the line
Right it right of the line. Right. It right in the line. Got real close. Give me a pickle.
Yeah, give me a pickle. Oh, can you make a pickle bigger than before?
I'm sure you could. Yeah. Just show it a hotter girl.
Yeah, I always noticed that whenever you order a sandwich and fries at the
Alamo, there's always a pickle there.
Yeah.
And it and it seeps into the bread because it's always like touching the
I'm not that's the first thing I fling off.
Oh, I love that.
Yeah, you fling it into the audience.
No, I'm going to go to my plate.
Oh, I still keep gross.
Like wet bloody cucumbers.
I love pickles.
Let's pickle.
Sack cucumber.
It never hates them.
So when we're the perfect couple, you don't like cucumbers, but you like pickles. Yeah. Let's pickle, it's not cucumbers. It sure hates them. So we're the perfect couple.
You don't like cucumbers, but you like pickles.
Yeah.
What's a pickle?
It's a, could be any number of things that's pickled.
Grind.
Yeah, but what is a pickle?
Yeah, a brine cucumber.
It's a cucumber vegetable.
Yeah, but it can be carrot or egg.
It's bigger than before and changes the flavor.
What pickle does it taste?
Yeah, you could not say that they're the same thing.
Like you could not be eating a pickle and say like, I'm just eating a cucumber. I didn't understand the pickles and cucumbers're the same thing. Like you could not be eating a pickle
and say like, I'm just eating a cucumber.
I didn't understand the pickles and cucumbers
were the same thing until I was far too old.
Right.
It was like 10 or 11.
I was like, wait, I was probably around there too.
What about Branson pickle?
What does a Branson pickle?
It's like a pot of brown sludge.
They eat it.
Selling it.
You would put on cheese,
in like a cheese sandwich with plowmins.
As you do.
And it's bloody delicious.
It looks like garbo, though.
And it's...
Branson Pickle is made from a variety
of dice vegetables, including...
Ay, look, that's breast and pickle.
Root of Vega, carrots, onions, and cauliflower.
Pickled in a sauce made from vinegar, tomato, apple, and spices.
This looks like the cranberry sauce you get for Thanksgiving.
Oh, I would give a nut for a mouthful of that right now.
In recent years, high-fruits chose corn syrup has replaced sugar in American market.
But sugar is still used in the British version.
Of course it is.
We don't get in skimp.
Do you think we could make a pizza dilla with Branson Pickle instead of tomato sauce?
I've never had Branson Pickle, but I but I wouldn't give it a try, I think.
So you're doing the International Food Section
sells Branson pickle.
Have you seen it in the grocery?
Yeah, it should be as International Food Sections.
Hell yeah.
Do they have it?
Well, Fiesta does.
Just minding on you.
You got some.
I used to when I lived near one.
Branson pickle.
The office isn't far from one.
Yeah, we're like very close to a Fiesta.
Stone throw for Branson pickle. Oh, by foot, it's not that close. You said you're like very close to a fiesta. Stone, zero, four, five, five, five, five.
Oh, by foot, it's not that close.
You said you'd give a nut to have some of that in your mouth
and it's literally done.
You can buy it on Amazon.
If I get it, I do probably get it here in a fucking hour.
If I want to decide it, you can yell down enough.
So we'll probably break it to the...
Exactly.
I get it Wednesday.
Can I do a free one day pickup?
Let's find out.
No, I can't
Oh, it's just so it looks so gross and it's very polarizing a lot of people hate the stuff. It's good though
It's like mommy. Yeah, I'm not a
Vagilizing like mommy. I feel like you have to have it as a child in order for it to
And for every
I like it. I acquired the taste. I didn't like that when I was a little, when I was a young
and.
A lot of acquired taste.
I've gotten over the years.
I used to hate tomatoes and I love tomatoes.
I'm like, that was great fruit.
What did you make?
And I came back and we were like,
you only like it because you went to Jamaica
and had a grapefruit and you liked it.
I was like, yes.
Yes, you're correct.
100%.
Thank you for pointing that out.
Sucker for your grapefruit now, whatever.
What, I used to be a really picky eater as a kid.
I don't know about you guys, but like,
I would only eat like mac and cheese, chicken fingers, fish sticks, which as a kid I don't know why I liked because it's
fish and like hot dogs. That's it. It's all I would eat. That's a very limited menu. Yeah. And then now
I like everything. I think what I think what I what I think some people speculate is that when you're young
Your sense of taste is really sensitive. So foods easily overpower it
Oh interesting and then as you get older like your senses dull so you need like I would say like the older you get the more fucked up stuff
You need to eat to feel
That's why I thought you like old rich people eat like goose liver and shit that you'd be like, what the fuck?
Yeah, gross.
I was like, they just got to feel alive.
My grandfather used to have hot sauce on like everything,
but like really, really hot sauce.
He loved it.
Can't do it.
You can just take the hiccups and then a miserable
until the next day.
I'm gonna secretly put hot sauce on your food.
Just like you're gonna pick.
I'm just gonna be upset.
I, it's as as obnoxious as my laugh, but painful.
I love your laugh.
I think you're one of the best laughs at the company.
It's, I was, my biggest concern about coming to the podcast
because I feel like I have a polarizing laugh.
You have a laugh, a real man.
A real man.
You have the laugh of a man three times your size.
No, I can't unhear that.
Just a good, just, I take up most of the couch.
You and your laugh, new bigger couch.
We'll just get you some of those pizza dillas and you'll be on your way.
A pizza dill of a day keeps the laughter at bay.
You can laugh for a day. Because you're dead.
Yeah, it does. Sure does.
No more laughing for you.
I saw a terrifying headline earlier today.
I still get headline.
I'll go off the…
I forget exactly how it was phrased, but it was along the lines of climate change may
be spreading flesh-eating bacteria.
No, no.
Oh, hundo pee.
And it's like because the oceans are getting warmer and because they're rising, they're
like coming into coastal rivers, and the conditions are more warmer and because they're rising, they're like coming into coastal rivers and
The conditions are more appropriate for flesh eating bacteria. So it's
tons of places where it didn't used to be before and it's like some people will just like go swimming and if they have like a little cut or
A pimple or something. It's like the flesh eating bacterial get in there
Yeah, next thing you know you no more fun. Yeah. Are we talking like oceans?
Yeah.
It's like somebody, I heard it, like Florida.
It was a Florida thing.
There's a Florida, yeah.
Somebody's like, I'm gonna go swim like a hotel pool
and then like, no more foot.
Holy shit.
It's, I guess the bacteria, I don't know how to pronounce it,
Vibrio or Vibrio.
It's like the bacteria that they're most worried about.
It's like some woman went swimming,
tried to get up out of bed the next day
and fell down because she couldn't feel her left foot
and she had like a pimple on her foot.
They gave her antibiotics and sent her home
and then they were like, oh no, wait,
it's, you need to come back immediately
and have to have like surgery to try to remove it.
She was able to keep her foot,
but it was close, like she almost lost her foot. I've heard a lot of horror stories about that of pedicure places. People put their feet in that
foot bath and if there's some bacteria or something like that in there, and if people, because like,
especially if you're getting a really rough pedicure where they're like standing down your foot
and like cutting your nails and all that shit, there's going to be some open wound. I remember there
was like a craze for a little while,
like maybe 10 years ago or 15 years ago
where they would have like those little fish
that would eat the, like the dead skin off your feet.
And if that were to shit, though,
they wouldn't actually do it.
Who knows, but it was like-
It was like new little kisses.
They had to stop doing it because it's like,
how do you clean the fish?
Like how do you know that they're not spreading any disease
or the fish live on a diet of old-foot skin.
Is that the product that you use in?
That's probably good for food as well.
It's like a treat, right?
Like, you give your dog dog food
and every now and then you let him eat the dead skin
from your feet.
If he's been a good boy, obviously.
No.
That's disgusting.
No.
That's disgusting.
No. It's natural. No.
It's natural.
The headline I saw was, I just literally only saw the headline.
There was nothing else with it.
Lightning gets hole in one.
What?
That was a lightning bolt that struck a golf course on the pole.
And the perfect someone thought that was news.
Lightning bolt gets hole in one in North Carolina photo shows
Let's see here. It wouldn't be the whole one a bold must be involved get hold it too
It would like strike a fairway and they'll be like nailed it. I got the whole eventually
I want to drive the car picture
It says there's a picture. I don't want to watch lightning safety tips. I do. What's the first tip? Oh, that's a good golden sign.
Oh, it's a good golden sign.
Yeah.
Is this it?
Okay.
Oh, wow.
I had never seen anything like it.
Lightning makes you unique, hole in one on golf course.
I'll send this to you guys so we can pull it up here.
Do you see it strike?
You see the aftermath.
Okay.
So that's like, that's a really good place, good time.
For about the 10th time in recent history that Eagle Creek Creek Golf Club. A whole one was scored. However,
it wasn't a human with a golf ball. It's some look, but rather a lightning bolt from
a powerful storm that made the light. Unless that lightning bolt had a golf ball, it also
didn't take a score hole in one. Yeah, if that was a tornado that threw a golf ball into
a hole, that's that's something. Whoa, that's cool looking. That's pretty cool looking.
That lightning pattern.
Yeah, have you ever seen like when someone gets struck
by lightning, they're like, the coolest tattoo ever?
Like that?
Trayroots, kind of like that.
Yeah, that was one of the guys back.
It was a wrecked like that.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
That's really cool.
But also interesting news, worthy content.
Sheeran Raleigh, North Carolina.
They led with it in the five o'clock music.igh, North Carolina, they led with it.
The five o'clock news at night.
Yeah, I think that's a lead story.
Like, nothing else is going on.
Don't look at the Amazon.
Did the storm have to buy everyone a drink?
Madelose.
Only whoever was on the course at the time,
who was just hopefully nobody.
That's frustrating sometimes.
Whenever there's storms in the area,
and if it's not raining, like, let's say you're flying in
and you have to stay on the plane because it's unsafe for anybody to go outside because of lightning, they have to wait like
however 30 minutes before the ground crew to come out just to make sure no one gets struck by
lightning. It's inconvenient but it's probably better if that nobody gets struck by lightning.
You feel bad if I see you guys have flown while there's a lightning storm.
I've had lightning strike the plane on the road in front of me. One time I was flying from New Zealand to Australia and I was in the window seat and we're
coming to the land in Brisbane and we've already started our descent and the pilot had
warned us like there's a bad storm in Brisbane and we're going to try to land and see if we
can beat it in.
We're descending and I'm looking out the window that all of a sudden I see a really bright
flash and lightning hit the seat right in front of me along the outside of the plane.
And I felt the warmth just like radiate all over me.
And as soon as the lightning hit the plane,
the plane just went,
I think it's a little away.
He turned it flew away from it.
I thought it was just nope.
Yeah, I think it took a screenshot of the flight.
Like we turned every circle for like 45 minutes
and the pilot's like, yeah, we're gonna wait a little bit.
You felt in there.
I felt the warmth come off of the lightened bolt.
So you had like lightning radiation.
I guess so.
You have super powers now.
I can melt metal.
Let's sweat.
But yeah, so yes, I have been in a plane struck by lightning.
Have you drew or flown during a storm?
I've flown during a storm, but it's never been.
I've always been like, no, there it is.
No big deal.
It scares me so much,
because lightning is unpredictable in that way.
Right.
This is shaky, shaky of the whole plane,
is the, every time I was like,
well, I might die, but whatever, it's fine.
How'd it get run?
We're good.
Totally different people, you and me.
I was landing in Houston,
this is a couple of months ago,
I was landing in Houston during a really bad storm.
They wouldn't land us in Austin,
so we had to go to Houston,
even though Houston also had the storm. But that was the most scared I've ever been on a plane, and I've been on a lot of
planes because this was doing that, like, the normal turbulence is fine because I know planes don't
go down from turbulence, but this was the, like, boom. Like side to side, like, I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. Okay.
Like white knuckleing the armrest beside me.
And I was just like, should I try to turn
on my phone and text Trevor like is this?
Oh my God.
Oh, and then when you landed, I was literally like,
oh God, Jesus, thank you.
I'm not a religious person, but appreciate it, bro.
I gave up on like being afraid during flying. I was on like a Southwest, I appreciated it, bro. I gave up on being afraid during flying.
I was on a Southwest, I was on some flight.
And we go into the land and we land really sideways.
Oh God.
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I think about that all the time.
Like, is this someone's first flight that they're on right now?
Or doing?
Did you mean they have stimulus?
Have you seen the template they worked for?
Yeah. Have you seen that thing where it's the king of the Netherlands still flies commercial flights
for KLM every now and then?
No.
Like, as a pilot.
As a pilot.
Yeah, and he makes sure to like code from all of us that like
say, like on behalf of so and so and so and so,
and so thank you for saying on behalf of the flight crew,
thank you for flying.
I guess like he used to fly
Falker planes, which are kind of like regional planes,
FokKER, and KLM phased them out.
He didn't want them someday.
He had to qualify for
the Falkers first 737s because that's what they moved to.
So he qualified for a 737.
He has to fly like two flights a month
in order to maintain the number of hours he needs
to be a pilot.
Could you imagine being too busy to do that?
The King of the Netherlands, do what's he got going on?
Smoking weed all day?
I'm smoking weed all day.
Well, the question is like, does he have,
what are the crown rules?
What is the queen of England's crown rules?
Where does she have to wear that fucker at?
Where does that crown have to go?
I don't think she wears it in bed.
The physical, but like, does she have to wear it on a plane?
Does she have to wear it ever?
I don't know, but what are the crown etiquette
for the king of the Netherlands?
Is he like, he can, he can, he pilot hat.
The pilot hat on.
Is it on top of the crown?
Like, nobody will know the difference.
Someone in Chad just said,
I did the cross wrong like eight times.
I'm Jewish.
I don't know how to do it.
Wait, how did you do it?
I think I just went like this
because I'm not, I don't know how to do it.
But oh, awesome powers.
Specticals, testicles, walled and watch.
There you go.
Yeah, you got it.
Is that it?
Okay. Now I know.
That's it.
So Jewish people, they like Jesus and stuff,
but they don't do all the, no.
He was a Jew.
Yeah, but it's like Christianity.
It's what he was a Jew.
So Judaism doesn't like main Jew.
Sorry, what's your name?
Calm down.
Everyone has be friends here.
I found the picture of my flight.
I'm gonna struck my light here.
Wow.
They had it there for a second.
That's impressive.
But you can see like we're coming in from the lower,
from the lower right up.
And you can see where it gets struck by lightning.
And you can see it's the right.
And then you like, circle like, all right,
we're gonna kill time and then we're gonna go down a land.
I thought we ended up flying almost exactly where I got struck by lightning
Because I was like because this is like the in flight flight tracking thing and as soon as it happened as it was
We started banking. I was like I need to take a screenshot of this on my phone
I still got it. How long ago was this?
Five years
What okay? I still I I had a time I like
to look it up like okay, it was sometime in late 2014, you know, you still have all the
images, all the back catalog.
Getting on Gavin, we're being like, what are you on about?
I don't know my two days of speaking of the Netherlands and weed, I found a very suspect story the other day.
It's like one of those...
Jesus, main juice.
One of those...
One of those two good to be true stories
that doesn't really have any good accreditation.
Sure.
Who was it?
It was the story supposedly that this man in Sweden was going to be arrested for Deely
Marijuana.
And I guess they have very strict laws about weed in Sweden.
And that when he was being arrested, a seagull came and took his baggy of weed and flew
off.
And it's like, this story was posted on theleafdesk.com.
And I was like, I would like to find some corroborating evidence.
I like to find a reputable source for this.
And there's no other source. A singly, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We're like, I don't know we couldn't find a Seagull to it he threw it in the bushes though. I guess it was a seagull I've ever seen that old video of like a the cops arresting that guy and like
They like pulling all the stuff out of his pockets and they throw it like right in front of him and he starts like
Trying to interrupt and eat it while they're like not looking behind
Yeah
The garbage looked at by the desk damn
What a move yeah, it's bold apparently a
Seagull saved the entire universe once.
You know about this.
Go on.
So back in like 2009, the large Hadron Collider
was gonna fire up and they couldn't figure out
why I wasn't working.
And apparently a seagull just dropped a baguette
into the wiring of, and there's an entire paper
about time travel and why that our universe exists
because of this sequel.
Probably can't.
Yeah, probably the same seagull.
Maybe that seagull was from the future.
So say it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, if the seagull had not dropped it,
the large Hadron Collider would have fired up
and blown us all the smithereens.
2009.
Fuck.
What would it really have done?
I had probably nothing.
Do you think there's like technology that people are working on
in like some country far away from here?
Or even in the US, who knows?
That like has the potential of destroying all of mankind
if something goes wrong?
I'm sure, oh sure.
Yeah, of course.
Like the nuclear stockpile.
Yeah.
Or like there was that whole documentary
about like the nuclear symbol, not being able. Or like there was that whole documentary about like the nuclear symbol,
not being able to last for 10,000 years.
Like in 10,000 years,
no one's gonna know what that symbol is.
Right.
So they're just gonna be like,
oh, what's in here?
Like everything's nuclear-radiated.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Cause like you look at that symbol
and it's like, oh,
they could look kind of like an angel maybe.
Maybe there's good things.
I think they've also,
like, some just posted,
please they've also tried putting other symbols
to try to indicate that it's bad.
Like a outline of a human dead.
Can you imagine if that was the graphic design
is first day on the job?
And he's like, you've got to come up with something
that will last beyond your language and civilization.
So the people that dig this up.
We'll give you a bonus.
Got to land it sometime.
An extra day of paid vacation. If you could get
it right. That might be the most important image in the world. I would say maybe also the images
that they decided to try to put on. I've never seen that before. I think that's it. That's what it
is. Okay, the death. Bad, bad angel. Give you and crowd. But what if it's not by the petal being?
Bees, yeah.
What if the future, what if a skull doesn't represent anything?
Yeah.
Or represents something good?
What if we no longer have skulls?
Maybe, yeah.
Ooh candy.
Oh, the skull and crowd ones candy, my favorite.
I think also the images that they put on the Voyager spacecraft
when they send it out.
You know, it's like these images going out.
It's like, we send news.
We send news.
Right. We send news on a whole. And we send our images going out. It's like so far away. Right.
We sent nudes on a whole address.
Yeah.
It's like, hey, you want to see more of this?
Right here, the third one from the song.
We've turned on some whale song.
We sent them nudes.
It might be a time in human history where it's like,
man, it's been 20 years since the Voyager came back.
Right.
Wasn't that a Star Trek?
Oh, yeah, they had the Voyager.
Oh, it's contact right?
Or is that like some sci-fi movie where it's like
Voyager gets thrown back at earth and they're like oh
Voyager came back. Does is that a good thing? Is that a bad thing? I feel like this is just to set up for the premise for some shitty sci-fi movie
I must have seen it one more now like it ran out of power. I think they can still control it. They can still communicate with it
Something just went by another one coming the other way?
The big, the, what was it? The Cooke-Gloa, the big asteroid that...
Oh, I've read a lot of interesting things about that one.
Dude, are we gonna get into that?
Dude.
I wanna hear about it.
It's nuts.
So there's some theories that...
Okay, the easiest way to describe it.
So there's some ideas that, okay, the easiest way to describe it.
So there's some ideas that it could be like the remnant of a long dead civilization, right?
The universe is sold, that it could be, that it could be, they sent out,
think of it like an inert spacecraft.
It's like a fishing lure bobbing on the ocean.
And that anytime something passes it with sufficient gravity,
the gravity of the passing object picks it up and
It starts carrying it along. So it could have been the stationary probe that's just out there waiting for something of mass to come by. In our case
It was the sun which kind of picks it up and then pulls it along. It's just wait for your mom. It's nice. My mom. My mom is on earth. So yes, it was
And then I get activates based on that. Wait, it turned. It was the, yeah.
It did like a hard turn.
Like that, that the body's turned.
That it activates and it turns on when
it gets pulled by the gravity.
Like it's this passive thing.
And then once it's turned on, like now it's active.
And it could be sending data to civilization
that's long day.
As it ran away.
You're right.
So how long has voyage been gone?
At least a day. It's a plot to start, trust. Thank you, Mike. I think they launched it ran away. So how long has Voyager been gone? At least a day.
It's a plot to start, Chris, thank you, Mike.
I think they launched it in 76.
So over 40 years for sure.
So if at this point, at the exact same speed
that Voyager was moving, another one passed it
coming back at Earth, we would have a long time
to worry about.
I don't know if it would notice
if another one passed it.
What if it did? Yeah, I think it only would backwards.
Would we try and go out? No, it's back at it. It does look back, isn't it?
Yeah, because that's why we get the pill blew down. I think I think it doesn't
necessarily look backwards, except our member, Carl Sagan, had to try to
convince them to get it to turn around and take a photo. It was on the
tracks of its powers. Right. It's turning a bully. Got it. I wonder if
humanity would send something out to meet it,
or whether we would just let it come to Earth.
Well, I guess the Earth would have to do several.
Yeah, but then is it worth it?
I wonder if they'd hit that we even know
if it would land on Earth.
You guys have all seen the Martian, right?
Or read the Martian.
Yeah.
That just makes me think about that
when I don't want to spoil anything,
but movie's been out for a while.
Want to go collect him and they had to perfectly time.
No, yeah.
His speed, with their speed and the rotation
and everything going on and their velocity
just very fascinating to me.
I feel like everything in the movie up to that point.
And then it's pretty doofy.
Have you read the book?
No.
The book's better.
Yeah.
The book gets into the nitty-gritty of like with the science and the math.
Yeah, the movie's like, oh, this bad thing happens.
Oh, don't worry, he conquered it.
There's books like, oh, I'm fucked.
There's no way to do this.
There's like, just gonna die here.
Two or three chapters about this like insane sandstorm that he has to deal with when he's
trying to drive across Mars with a vehicle with solar panels and all this stuff.
And it's like the most tense.
It's like the people on Earth know that this thing's coming,
that he's gonna die and he has no idea.
They have no way to let him know.
It's really good.
Completely cut out of the movie.
Well, like not included in the movie.
It's really good and it's not that long.
I listen to it on Audible, I think.
Yeah, you read the book in like a week or something
Yeah, it's not long at all very very well written. I have it if you want to borrow it. Oh, yeah
I'd recommend it. Except I don't know if I can say that Drew and I have opposite tastes. It's a lot a hundred percent opposite taste
When it comes to only its only in media. Yeah, we it's only like TV and movies. What if you guys had opposite taste about everything
Same thing. Anything if I like it he hates it
He likes it. I hate it Avengers endgame
Ready
Well, I did two three haven't seen it. Oh, okay
But like breaking back what we talked about like true detective. Yeah, okay the newest season true detective
I was like I loved right and I was like crazy Russian doll loved breaking back breaking bed. I
Loved it's incredible. I feel like everyone has you seen the the release date trailer they have for El Camino.
Yeah. Yeah.
When is that coming out?
This is the breaking bad movie.
It's coming out Netflix.
I think it's coming out like October 19th.
I was like, what are you gonna?
No, maybe October.
What are you gonna do with just Jesse Pignan?
I mean, like Brian Cranston makes that.
You got skinny Pete. What are you gonna do with skinny Pete?? I mean, like Brian Cranston makes that feel. You got skinny Pete.
What are you gonna do with skinny Pete?
This is what happened after though, right?
So it seems like.
Brian Cranston, he gone.
He's gone.
This sort of thing, what are you gonna do?
Like, the show to me was like there.
But Brian Cranston's filming, right?
There've been like some production images
that have been put out.
Oh, maybe it's like flashbacks and stuff.
But then why would you flash back?
Like why'd I just show it in the show?
Yeah, I know, like the show's like flashbacks and stuff. But then why would you flash back? Like why'd I just show it in the show? Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, like the show covered the entire timeline
of that story.
Maybe it could flash back to even more of him
trying to kill the fly.
Or maybe it would flash back to when Jesse Pinkman
was in Walter White's classroom
because it wasn't your student of his.
Yeah, and then he just put on like a young age makeup
on Aaron Paul.
Right.
God, I'm excited for it though.
I'll watch it.
I haven't seen any of Better Calls All.
It's real.
Mm, have you seen it?
I've not.
Okay, yeah.
I love it too.
I thought the first season was really slow.
I think the first season's too slow,
but it gets better on the back half.
And then I think it gets really good in subsequent seasons.
I think the first, the beginning part of Better Calls All
I really don't like.
They have like a cameo from Tuko. And it's like, I don't need to see. They're just first, the first, the beginning part of better cost all I really don't like. They have like a cameo
from Tuko and it's like, I don't need to see. They're just
trying to be like, right? Like, I remember this. Yeah, it's
the classic spin off shoe hole and the things to get out of
the way. And it's just like, it's just a little much. Yeah, I'm
more curious. And what happens after the story than what happened
before you should check it out. I think I think all the
seasons are on Netflix. And I think the next season doesn't
come out till next year or something. I just want to keep asking you guys
about shows and movies now.
Just the opposite of.
Have you both seen Barry?
Yes.
Three, two, one.
Love it.
Wow, okay.
Love.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
And like anytime we hear someone in our office
talking about media,
we see the other one, we're like,
I'll just keep walking. Yeah, if somebody's like, if Gus is like, you know we see the other one, we're like, I'll just keep walking.
Yeah, if somebody's like, I've gots,
like, we, you know, have you seen that?
I was like, I'm gonna keep moving on.
Yeah, we know, we respect it.
I've always curious to, if people have seen
Shit's Creek and what they're opinion on that is.
I've never seen it.
Enjoy, like, pick up any episode, you should be like.
It's a show that I have no desire to watch.
Like, I don't want to be like,
oh, I'm gonna go home and watch like two more episodes
of Shit's Creek, it's like, what do you want to watch? We could't want to be like, oh, I'm going to go home and watch two more episodes
of Shit's Creek.
It's like, what do you want to watch?
We could put on a Shit's Creek, I guess.
It's a good, like, folding clothes show.
Yeah.
Or like, end of the night and you have like,
time to kill and you're like,
should we put something on?
Yeah.
Just to like, get sleepy too.
Yeah.
Have you, okay, so we have someone in chat
who's from Sweden. Oh
Cornworld they they said they looked up the the that towns news and they verified the story about the Seagulls stealing the cannabis is true Because it was reported on that website. Thank you cornworld for verifying and I know he is from Sweden
He told us that last week
There's another show on Netflix. I started putting on just like I know he is from Sweden, he told us that last week. That he is from Sweden. You got it.
There's another show on Netflix I started putting on,
just like, if I want to have something on,
that's not serial, that I know I can just put on an episode.
There's only I think 10 episodes of it.
It's a series called Diagnosis, has anybody seen that?
No.
Where it's real life stories.
I guess it's based on this article
for a New York Times magazine where this doctor finds people with unusual symptoms,
goes to them, interviews them,
tries to figure out what's wrong with them,
and then kind of publishes an article about them
to like the wider world.
And it's like anybody can read the article,
and if they know anyone with symptoms like that,
or if any doctor...
Just be it trailer for this, yeah.
Yeah, no, anybody with symptoms like that,
they can help connect them and try to figure out
what weird thing is wrong with them.
Does the doctor have a lamp at his addicted pain pill?
No.
But it's really interesting to see like some of the things that these people are going through,
it's like really bizarre medical cases.
And then like they're just trying to find out like, you know, what's wrong with me?
Is it's just going to get better?
Is it's going to get worse?
Do I need to be worried?
Yeah.
It's really interesting.
And it's like, they go down like, oh, it might be this, it might, it might be that.
It's not lupus.
It's such a scary idea that you'd have a condition or like something wrong with you
that nobody could identify.
Yeah.
And one of the episodes, they tell someone like, yeah, your daughter's the only person in
the world with this.
Oh.
And then what do you do?
But then they put it on.
They're like, no, they're actually our other people with this.
Right.
Like, whoever told you that. It's very rare.
Yeah, it's extremely rare.
Yeah.
But yeah, it does exist.
And there were actually people who were studying
that exact defect and possibility.
And like they're working on ways to try to address it.
Okay.
It's interesting, I recommend it.
Diagnosis.
Yeah, diagnosis.
I'm super ready for that CRISPR to come through.
Like that gene therapy thing.
Like I'm ready to like,
that's gonna be a whole cash in on some,
like a few different gene therapies.
You're like, well, take that one and this one, yeah.
But I mean, I think we're,
we're a ways away from that.
Like that's, we're just gonna learn,
it's just like a rabbit hole, right?
Like you learn if you wanna do this thing,
it has all these other effects
that you're not aware of.
So you're not aware of the dogs.
So what is this, you can modify? There's a gene, yeah, like a fact that you're not aware of the dogs. Yeah, gotcha. So what is this? You can modify your...
There's a gene.
Yeah, it's called CRISPR,
and they're currently doing a bunch of tests on it, I think.
I don't know, Gus, you probably...
I believe there's a...
The first CRISPR genetically modified baby
was just born in China earlier this year.
And they have to be done to babies.
Can you do it any time?
You can do it any time.
What can it change?
All sorts of stuff.
It can unzip your DNA, rewrite it, and rezip it.
So you could just become someone else.
But you are already made and formed.
Don't think I'm gonna be right for you on it
or it's just like, you can't.
That seems not.
You can recode your DNA.
Like understand like, exchanging your eye color
and hair color and stuff,
because that like hair will grow back out.
I, but of course, like to do something complicated like that.
It doesn't really work.
Like you can do minor things.
Right.
How do you unzip R&A?
Right?
It's just it's this little protein that just exists and just it goes along the DNA.
His name is Mr.
Christopher.
Until it finds a little section that it's programmed to remove it.
A book removed that.
But he was what it could like what to what extent it could change you.
But the problem they're finding is that things are interconnected.
Like, I was mentioning, they did a test on butterflies.
Like, they wanted to, they're like,
oh, we found the specific gene sequence
that determines the color of this butterfly.
We're gonna turn all these butterflies,
you know, instead of orange, we're gonna make them blue.
And they did that, and the butterflies wings didn't work.
Like, they would have been hard, and they did that and the butterflies wings didn't work. Like they would have been hard and they just like soft
and they couldn't fly.
It's like, oh, we didn't realize that
jeans also connected to this other thing.
I guess it's kinda like when someone's,
what's the albino disease?
Albinoism?
Yeah, where it's like, there's a bunch of like side effects
to, there's a bunch of different things for that.
Like pale skin and then you can't see as well and like there's tons of side effects to... There's a bunch of different things for that. Like, pale skin and then you can't see as well.
And there's tons of side effects to...
I'd love to get a crisper for some tan.
It's a little shot, and I was just like...
You probably got into the sun.
So there's a...
No, man.
Skin cancer, dangerous.
Yeah, but then you can un-Christ-Brew the dangerous. Yeah, but then you can on Chris brother cancer
Yeah, so what is cancer effect doesn't affect genes? I think it's just like an abnormal cell growth just slack
This is the medical podcast
Receive medical podcast call it with your symptoms
I know you and I know you and we'll just keep saying crisper over and over until you hang out
Yeah, I don't know.
CRISPR.
Have you tried the CRISPR?
You know that little compartment in the bottom of your fridge?
CRISPR.
CRISPR.
There's chips from Canada called CRISPRs that are most amazing chips.
So could you just copy and paste DNA?
Like, could we just make it new?
Like if I'm like, I want to be Gavin.
That's just cloning, isn't it?
No, but like Gavin now.
Cloning would be like, if we took your DNA and like made a new gav, but like turning Barbara into gav.
But then she would still be my clone.
Could I get everything except your nose?
Whoa.
But then it's like,
Because I'm not able to be able to tell us apart.
But then how do you start quantifying things?
Like, where is memory stored?
Or what is memory?
And like,
Maybe isn't genes, though, is it?
Right, but is it?
But you know, electricity that my genes made.
But it's where it's stored.
Is it stored in the genes?
I don't know.
Right.
No, you know it's still memory in genes.
Where do you store memory?
Brain.
Right, what's the brain made of?
Electricity in genes.
Brain is off, doesn't have memories.
A brain that's off doesn't have memory? When you see dead person's head is not a memory.
Okay, I mean, there's still probably
in there, probably rattling around.
But the electricity's off.
It's like, when you turn your car off.
Didn't you see Wild Wild West
where they projected the man's last memories upside down
through a projector and his eyeballs?
Don't you remember this?
What?
I kind of, it was Kenneth Branagh doing some crazy shit.
What a reference.
It's like a deep cut Kevin Crian.
Who's CRISPR?
Eyeballs creep me out.
Cause I found out something that I didn't know previously.
Is that apparently, and I don't know if I'm gonna
word this right, your body doesn't know,
isn't aware that your eyeballs exist.
So if you get like a infection or something bad happens to one of your eyes, your body will now be aware of it and
Could attack the other one and make you go blind.
How does that was?
The whole time's revolution. We didn't know we had our body doesn't know your eyeballs
Exist check the mystery holes anything to report nothing great move along
So like if something happens to make your body detect that you have these foreign objects in it, they'll attack it.
You run in double patches the rest of your life. Yeah.
Yeah
Well, I could completely point this having two of them.
What's redundant?
It's sticking to high.
Yeah, but then if you're, the other eye commits suicide because you got a stiffer. Yeah, I'm a stiffer.
If you're done it for external threat.
I feel like a lot of stuff.
You actually are just fine with one.
But you lose so much with one eye.
Yeah, you don't have any depth for a whole loop.
You're a different exception.
You lose a whole loop.
You lose a whole dimension.
You got a good story at parties.
Gee, I mean, here's how I lost my eye.
If it's a good story, what if it's lame?
Here's how I lost my body detected it. Gotta go. My brain noticed I had an eye and it killed it.
How far is your peripheral vision? Like, if you guys put your fingers out in front of you and
like went all the way, like when do you stop being able to see it?
Yeah, I'm a hitch in the head. No. I guess just do it with one based off how much room you have.
Like while you're still in the backyard.
I'm like this.
Right there.
So Gus is going to be like 170.
You guys are all pretty straight.
Like, you're supposed to that.
Not going to be like, it's almost 180.
Like, it's because some people lose it like a little more here,
a little more here, depending on.
My right, I just realized now this is going to bother me until I go to the eye doctor again. My right was a little more here, a little more here depending on. My right, I just realized,
now this is gonna bother me until I go to the eye doctor again.
My right was a little farther forward than my left.
But you might be also positioned
with a good eye, exactly sitting straight.
Which is your dominant eye?
Right, my left.
Ooh, get out of here.
You do the test, where are you?
Oh, what's the test?
Either there's some hand position you can do
or you bring it out and then you just bring it closer and then it goes to one eye. An easier test is to just point at something. One of your eyes, you can do where you like, you bring it out and then like you just bring it closer
and then it goes to one eye.
An easier test is to just point at something.
One of your eyes will be looking at it, one of the work.
I think my left eye is my limit.
Yeah, point at something and close your right eye
and close your left eye.
Oh yeah.
It's perfectly in the middle.
Wow.
That's a great question.
It's part of your test of what that is.
That's about, whew!
What are you doing?
Same as I'm in the nose all day.
Okay, it, my left eye's my dominant one.
Weird, welcome to the left eye.
Are you right eye person, Jeff?
Yeah.
Good, I like that.
Are you right hand or left hand?
Right.
Right.
Right.
It's just helpful to know which eye to put in a viewfinder hole.
Oh, it's such a pain in the ass.
If I use my right eye, everything's left.
I do like shitty focus.
Oh, interesting.
I can't, like, I always want to read,
I always want to put the camera left centric
and nothing's built that way.
Like left eye centric where you like put all the buttons
on my face. Oh, you let me like the layout.
Like if you go, if you like handheld,
there's only left shoulder with your left eye.
That's fair.
Okay, I think how I take pictures. I kinda think how I take picture.
I'm kinda chasing out.
I'm not going up.
I'm not going up.
I'm going to use my right eye.
Normally everyone uses phones now, right?
Yeah, but if you're looking at it, right?
But like, who goes like this?
Weird left-eyed people, me.
You do that?
You put on your left eye?
I committed that left eye bit.
Oh, because I just put it up to my face
and it's on the right, all right.
I really just feel weird.
Like the framing's real weird through my right eye.
Like the thirds are all messy and so.
Are you a left-handed person?
Yeah, super.
Oh, super left-handed.
That means you'll get shit shit and creative, right?
No, it just means my right, the right side of my body
is pretty useless.
Are you a left foot?
Yeah, everything.
Just like mainly left.
Do you hang a little bit?
I'm pretty sure I ate a twin in the womb.
If you try hard enough someday, you could be all right.
Mm.
All right.
I approve.
I like it.
It's sinister.
That's the origin, right?
The Latin for left is sinister.
What would you, if you could change a gene,
it had any effect, what would you change about yourself?
I think my dick smaller, it's too big.
It's just too massive.
Don't like the trunk gene. Thank you soundboarder.
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¿Qué haces, Gavin?
Oh, maybe that's Harry.
Good.
True.
My tiny, tiny ears.
I'd make them... Did you say this? I've the tiniest... Wait, let me see, you block it up. Look at My tiny, tiny ears. I'd make them,
I know what the tiny is.
Wait, let me see, you're blocking them.
Look at them.
No, you're done.
You're all making way through the sides.
Look at this.
Ready?
Look, ready?
Done.
Look, look at that tiny there.
They're that big.
How big are your ears?
Show me.
Scale them up.
They're not good examples.
My ears have the size of your ear.
Feel like your fingers got smaller.
No, they didn't.
You did this.
No.
You do not have small ears.
So can we get a side by side?
I think now you'll never be able to
unsee my tiny baby ears.
You really do.
I think you have the small ears.
I've seen people with small ears.
I don't know.
But that's what I change.
Grow them up a little bit.
Christopher, that's the one thing you change.
I feel like ears are like, so unless they are
very, very, very big.
I never noticed someone's ears.
I guess they don't know what I can do with CRISPR.
So my immediate thing is we're like,
let's try ears first.
And if ears are success, then maybe something else.
But I don't know.
Then you're body detects your ears are four,
or four not objects.
And then I'm blind.
Yeah.
What did you do?
Pfft. Here's our four, four not like six, and then I'm blind. Yeah. What'd you do?
Pfft.
Like, whatever could make my metabolism like super fast.
To the point where I could just eat whatever I want. That's a good answer.
Let's go to the dry fast and eat everything on the menu.
Fuck yeah.
I just love eating.
Eat pizza, Dilla.
But like, especially when you're trying to be in shape,
diet is 70% of it.
Like you get exercise all you want,
but if your diet's not on point, it's hard, it's hard, man.
So that's really annoying.
I also kind of wanted to like change my natural hair color
to be darker, because I always think
dark hair is really beautiful,
and I've always wanted to have dark hair.
Everyone always wants the opposite of that, right?
It's always grass always.
Everyone who's light hair wants dark hair,
dark hair wants light hair, straight hair wants
curly curly wants straight.
Under CRISPR could you have blue hair?
I don't think so.
Okay.
Cause I don't think it's like something that naturally occurs.
Got it.
You must be neutral.
Blue hair.
Yeah, there might be no gene for that.
Right.
Like it's just not one of the, it's like a multiple choice test and it's not one of the
ones that's out there.
C-G-T-A or whatever.
Yeah, even like, I think black hair, like you could have test, and it's not one of the ones that's out there. C-G-T-A or whatever. Yeah, even like, I think black hair,
like you could have black hair,
but it's not truly black,
it's like just very, very, very, very dark brown.
I think mine's pretty black.
I don't know.
Is it brown?
It's very dark brown.
When I read that as a kid and saw it.
When I was young, I had really light brown, almost red hair.
Really?
Yeah, just darkened up.
It is weird why some colors don't occur in nature.
Like there's no one in red eyes.
Dracula?
I guess.
C3PO and then you start a Star Wars trailer.
No, purple eyes.
No purple.
I know, we know someone was I think yellow eyes.
Jason. Stevie. Oh, and Stevie. Ooh. we know someone was I think yellow eyes. Jason.
Stevie.
Oh, and Stevie.
Ooh, Jason has really like right.
Right, okay.
Yeah, let me see if I could find a picture.
Actually, I think they're yellow.
Stevie Nelson.
Yeah, they're beautiful, but they're like, yeah, yellowish.
So I was gonna say, anybody else watched that rise
of the Skywalker teaser thing?
I guess they put out from D23.
Oh, no.
It's like, it's like montage of old stuff,
but like a couple of short clips of like new things
from the new Star Wars that's coming out later this year.
And of course, like all their marketing is like misdirection.
So it's like, the fuck is that?
But anyway, there's small spoiler, I guess,
for like a promotional material.
There's like a shot of C3PO getting like lifted up
and he's got like blood red eyes.
It's like what the fuck is going on in this movie?
Did you guys see the Mandalorian?
There it is.
What?
It's like a broken Xbox.
It's like the evil behind everything.
He was the original Seth.
Yeah, I did see the Mandalorian.
The most bizarre Verner Herzog reveal of anything.
Like Werner, what are you doing here?
The only piece of the whole thing is Werner Herzog saying
whatever he says.
It's like, bro, who let you in the Star Wars universe?
How is Werner Herzog now a part of the Star Wars universe?
What is that?
They're going, I mean, they're doing a lot.
It seemed like they were going to be cutting back.
You know, they kind of scrapped a bunch of their standalone movie plans.
That looks like an eight hour movie.
Yeah, I think yeah, they're just gonna push to Disney Plus.
They're just pushing to do entertainment via that way,
because they're not semandal oriented.
They're gonna do the Obi-Wan Kenobi thing
where they had you and McGregor on.
Who like blew all his memes?
Yeah.
He had one, like, could have memed the shit out of that stage
and just like
People seem to be really excited about him coming back though. Yeah, I think he was the part of the prequels that most people were okay Was he good? I like those medicaloreans
It's a bit part of the prequels. What are you Andy? Yeah?
Sick bird, but they're gonna be they're being really aggressive with that Disney plus service
I think announced that they're gonna allow for one account, you can have four different devices
doing 4K streaming at like the base plan price.
I was like, if you want to do any 4K streaming on Netflix, you have to pay the
same lady in the tramp on four devices.
Oh, yeah.
The CGI remake.
I say that.
Oh, that's you and that one next.
That trap is way too old for that lady.
I just like, as a cartoon, the dog's eating spaghetti.
Down as like a live action thing.
I'm just like get out of the trash.
I've never done a promotional style.
I mean, it is.
I think it's going, it's not going in theaters.
Straight to Disney's plus.
Right.
So I can watch it on four devices and four kids.
And I just get to stop doing theatrical stuff eventually.
Disney in particular.
I think maybe they'll do like, you know,
we've talked in the podcast before about how
mid-range movie budgets are gone.
Those don't go theatrical anymore.
This is probably going to be the new outlet for them.
They don't want to have a big blockbuster movie,
they want to do more than a small indie budget.
You want to have a medium budget movie?
Just put it on your esvot,
put it on your thing where you just people can just stream it.
Straight to four devices on 4K.
I'm very excited for Disney Plus. I am too. They have like, on your thing where you just people can just stream it. Straight to four devices on 4K.
I'm very excited for Disney Plus.
I am too.
They have like, yeah, I'm pretty excited.
They have a lot of content there.
And it's all stuff that I watch the most.
Like, I've been looking for Disney movies to watch
because it's my like, go to, I'm anxious,
let me put on Disney.
It's hard to get, I love them.
And it's almost impossible now without actually
buying the movie.
I tried to watch it, I Aladdin off to the new movie came out
Did you see the new movie? Yeah, and Tony I was like, oh, that's what's the old one. Yeah, that's how to watch that
I think you could buy it for like 25 bucks. Yeah, it's gonna have TV is Disney plus gonna have studio Ghibli stuff
Because I want to stream total and I don't want to fucking buy it. Is it is that a Disney product?
They like they're like partnered. Yeah, publishes it in the US. Why don't you want to buy it?
I don't I just want to buy it. I just want to fucking watch it. I haven't seen any I feel like I do buy some physical media
Oh, they really want to feel like I heard that movie would benefit from like a 4k
Physical media versus a 1080 stream
Yeah, they probably haven't even reskand it in 4k
For that. I was sorry, it doesn't matter.
It's to use a new website to find out.
What's your all time favorite Disney movie?
Sword and Stone.
It's a good one.
Didn't know how much I didn't know that was my favorite until Andrew was in the office
that they're quoting it and I was like, why am I quoting?
Oh my God, the Sword and the Stone.
I know every single live of that movie.
Yeah, there's an amazing video of ProZD.
He's a reciting Peter Pan.
We're not watching it.
He's just saying it.
Moment for moment, line for line, everything.
He's like, all right, now the kids are on this thing
and now this guy's coming out here and he's gonna say,
blah, blah, blah, blah, and it's perfect.
Cool.
That's yours.
I'm timing everything.
I don't know if I could pick one.
I think Aladdin's up there, Lion King is up there.
I'd pick Aladdin.
I really like Little Mermaid 2.
Not number two as well.
Little Mermaid 2.
You know, not the original one.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Then I also like a lot of Pixar stuff too, which is some of my new favorites. Like I think the Incredibles is one of the best movie
I've ever made.
And then I love like Wally and Finding Nemo
and all those films too.
Wally's too long, that's a long movie.
I love Wally.
It's just the part when they got into space
and have a space dance.
I was like, I need an app, but then I'm
I'm wearing 43 minutes long.
For a kid's movie though.
Hi, it's not that long.
That's really long.
Has anybody ever seen the Japanese movie
that the Lion King ripped off, Kimba?
Yeah, Kimba.
I haven't seen it.
I just like, red, white, white, red, so yeah.
Yeah, I want to watch it.
It's even, sounds like Simba.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
And they're like, no, no, no.
It's supposed, like, so I haven't seen it.
I really want to watch it.
Supposedly it's like almost identical.
It's like, does he basically just lifted the entire thing?
It's kind of like Avatar and Fern Gully.
Yeah, that's that movie.
If Avatar was called Smurnd Gully.
Yeah.
Fern Gully.
Or what's the name of someone from Fern Gully?
I guess.
Wow.
Kimba, Simba.
Kimba.
Damn, dude.
So did they pay a lot of money to the Kimba people?
No, they paid no money.
They just rip that.
And they were just like, nah, not us.
Nah, you're...
Shady shit.
I don't believe you.
Shady shit?
Yeah, I'm looking at, I see some YouTube videos
that, they're showing like side by side stuff and
It's really like pretty on what's the bad example Kimba?
It's like I don't know. Just call them like what an executive no. I'll just call them symbol and we'll make a million dollars
Like just yeah, just change it. No, I don't know. I know that's engraved y'all there's no place for a boy
I'm just glad they brought James or they didn't
another thin graveyard is no place for a boy.
I'm just glad they brought James Earl. They didn't fuck with James Earl, John's at all.
Yeah.
Just come back and do the thing.
Yeah.
No, that was the kept Rowan Atkinson.
I don't know, but I mean,
was I do?
Yeah, but
well, that John Oliver's top, right?
John Oliver is our Rowan Atkinson.
Our generation's Rowan Atkinson.
So, a world chatty Rowan Atkinson.
The Rowan Atkinson is still Rowan Atkinsinson. So, a world chatty Rowan-ackinson. The world chatty Rowan-ackinson is still Rowan-ackinson.
So, I'm reading the synopsis for Kimbo the White Lion,
and it does not sound like the same movie.
Oh, let's hear it.
In Africa, during the mid-20th century, as mankind encroaches,
the White Lion Pangea gives the jungle's wild animals a safe haven.
However, he angers nearby villagers by stealing their cattle and their food
to feed the jungle carnivores.
A professional hunter, Hammag,
is called in to stop these raids.
He avoids directly attacking Pasha.
Instead, he records the sound of Pasha
and uses them to trap his pregnant mate, Eliza,
who then becomes bait in a trap for Pasha.
Pasha's kill for his hide
and Eliza's put on a ship destined for his return.
Yeah, there's nothing special.
Well, okay.
All right, so this just sounds like the internet,
like, lids and torches and was like, after like, Kim Bacimba. But really it was a lion's TV series. It's 26 episodes. Wow, okay. All right, so this just sounds like the internet like Litz and Torches and it was like after like Kimberstimba.
But it really was a lion's TV series.
It's 26 episodes.
Wow.
Oh, okay.
I mean, like I can see the visual similarities
of that like one shot compared to that other shot.
So maybe they took like references from that film
in terms of their artistic direction.
Is it also a musical?
I don't know.
I'm really reading about it for the first time.
Yeah, cause there's no humans in Lion King.
And then this thing, all the way around.
A lot of similarities in the characters beginning
with the protagonist lion, Cubs, Kimba and Simba
include the evil lions, the one-eyed claw and scar,
the sage, mandrels, dino and Rafiki.
Scar had two eyes.
He just had a scar on one.
Okay. It's the one-eyed claw and scar got
animated birds polycracker and Zazu pair hyena sidekicks. It was a low. It was a trio in the Disney film.
That's just African animals in an animated show. You ever seen some both show films show striking similarity
Yeah, I gotta watch it, I guess, before.
Yeah.
I pick up the pitch fork.
Someone said, it was something number of me.
How long before was it filmed or aired rather?
Kimbo versus Lion King.
66, 1966.
Like a long for Kimbo.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
And Lion King came out like 94.
Yeah.
Well, the two works follow different screenplays that are strong artistic similarities.
The Lion King contains numerous sequences
that closely match Kimba's.
Other similarities are thematically deeper
and more pronounced, such as both feature
the theme, the circle of life.
Interesting.
Seems like a complicated issue.
What's your favorite Disney movie, Gus?
Kimba, the white lion.
Yeah.
I don't know. I'll follow it into that one. That's a good question. Kimba the white lion. Yeah. I don't know.
I'll write into that one.
That's a good question.
I'm gonna discount, I'm gonna exclude Pixar stuff
because I do consider that different.
I feel like you also grew up at a different time
in Disney's history, but the movies were shit.
I had a bad, the bad, but a lot of Disney ones.
Yeah.
That's why your whole, that's why your whole
free, reddit's The black aldrin.
Right.
The black aldrin.
Everybody's dragon.
Everybody from J.X.
Like the black aldrin is the best.
Does it move?
Thank you, by the way.
I'm Jannix.
Mulan's pretty good too.
I would forget about that.
I've never seen Mulan.
That was pretty good.
Watch your party.
You're gonna watch Kimba.
We're gonna watch Mulan.
Yeah.
Pizza Dillis.
It might be one of the later ones like.
Sleepover. Aladdin or Lion King. Yeah. Just because we. I might be one of the later ones like a lad in her lion King.
Yeah. We had so many shitty ones when I was a kid. I like I have to watch the Fox in
the Hound or the Jungle Book one more time. Yeah. I'm gonna.
The Jungle Book. I'm not the Fox in the half. The Jungle Book or the other one. Robinhood
with the stupid Fox. Oh yeah, yeah. All the same. They ripped off the animation. They
are you've seen that? Oh, they wrote a set of things. They wrote it over each other.
Yeah.
That's just not wanting to do more work.
Yeah, we're in Hampton.
Man, I feel about that.
Roping a lot.
Lion King is just hamlet.
Yeah.
And then which is weird,
because the Lion King one and a half
is just Rosencran's and Golden Stern or dead,
because it's from Timon and Puma's perspective.
Oh, really?
I never saw that one.
I don't see sequels to Disney movies.
Except for Little Mermaid too.
For Little Mermaid too.
Like you guys. Haven't seen one. I want to know what the tag. Except for Little Mermaid 2. Little Mermaid 2. Like you guys.
Haven't seen one.
I want to know what the tagline for the Little Mermaid 2 is.
The squeak wall?
Over the sea.
Over the sea.
Let's see.
Little Mermaid 2.
The Lost World.
Do you want to know what it is?
It's just called Little Mermaid 2.
Electric Google.
It's only an hour and 17 minutes long.
The Little Mermaid 2.
Return to the sea.
Oh, you're really good.
Oh, yeah, because she's all like a human now.
The only way that works is if like Eric
turns into a mermaid and then just rolls around in the ocean.
Rolls around.
Whatever he does.
Has to do the opposite of what she did in the first movie.
Oh yeah.
He's got to learn to control his swim bladder.
He's all like, whoa!
He's got a swim boner and doesn't know how to handle it.
Wasn't there a boner in a little moment?
Yeah, yeah, the priest's name.
Priest during the wedding scene.
It's still in there.
And that was like a sex puff and Lion King?
Yeah, but that's like.
But they said it was SFX.
Yeah, I, that's like, I mean, it clearly spells out SEX,
but that's if your brain kind of operates that way.
Like it's just a puff of dust and like you happen
to be able to spell out something in it.
I don't know how people found that.
Like back then it was like you were watching
some shitty VHS copy, like,
I'll tell you, it's like the,
it's the horny kids who are just like constantly thinking about it.
I want to go to the Lion King frame by frame to find something to jack off
Tell me I we had that in series catalogs. Oh God. Yeah, you did. What was the first thing you joked it to?
It's probably like a series catalog or something. I do Bernie here for this if I can commiserate with me the old man section of the podcast. How do you?
I'm Sam as you are you know how old I do Bernie here for this if I can commiserate with me the old man's section of the podcast. How do you? I'm Sam Hsiewer.
You know how old I am.
I do.
Well, all right then.
So you want to ask?
Yep.
Every time I ever see someone on TV
or in like a reality show whose 31, 32, 33-ish,
and I see like where they are in life and what they're doing,
I always think this person is the same age as Chris Tamaris.
Every time.
Why Chris?
It's because Chris is so not a 32 year old.
I got to have him on a podcast here soon.
I heard some stories that I need to accost him about.
Yeah, he's very young at heart and like,
boyish.
Boyish and.
The oldest boy.
Yeah, so it's just even like the way he looks very young still too.
Coming to Disney Plus in 2021, the oldest boy.
Starting Christopher.
Christopher Maris.
Yeah.
I would watch the shit out of it.
The oldest boy too.
Return to the hood.
I start thinking about how Michael Jones, Christopher and Adam Baird are all the same age.
No.
Adam Baird?
Yeah. Who's like?
Adam Baird's a thousand.
No.
He's for smart and like a thousand.
Adam Baird has the wisdom.
Adam Baird's a 50 year old.
A year older than us?
Yep.
Thanks.
Yeah.
When you think about it that way,
you're just like, how are you?
Do you see people on TV and you're like, man, they're so old, you see people on TV and you're like man, they're so old you look them up and they're like 29
You're like oh shit. Yeah, it's starting happening because I watch those like the bachelor or I talked about them
Pie's last time but those people are all like 24
25 summer even younger than that. I'm like
Oh, god. Yeah, I mean it gets worse
Friends there was like 24 at the beginning on there. Yeah, with mean, it gets worse. Just so you know, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be,
or like 24 at the beginning on there.
Yeah.
With that massive New York apartment.
Right.
How?
I mean, impossible.
The way they explain it, it's like Monica's aunt
or something or grandmother left her that apartment.
We got to meet the couch from friends.
I sat on the couch from friends.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I actually took a nap on the couch from friends.
X were waiting for the boat to leave,
and I was like, I'm just gonna lay here for a minute.
Oh, oh, on the boat, yeah.
When we were at CNAO Comic Con,
and like somebody came over and was like,
that's the couch from friends,
and I was like, yeah, right now it's where I'm napping,
so deal.
Like, yeah.
Booth, you know, and then,
yeah, that's a huge section.
Like, it was intimidating.
Like, we had that tiny little space to fill more stuff in.
It was like, I know where there's the couch from friends
and have this huge open area.
It's like, well, that's kind of fucked up.
We, after we broke down,
a couple of us took pictures on that couch,
like with the photographer they had there.
I don't think I'm ever gonna see those.
Where are they?
I don't know.
They just exist somewhere on this guy's hard drive,
but I don't know who he is or what company it was
or how to possibly get those.
The guys from friends run their own space and hard drive.
How does it feel being less famous than a couch?
I mean, like, they're probably most of the world
would want to sit on the couch from friends of a meeting you.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, man.
Yeah, same for all of us.
I think that's true for almost anybody in the world.
I think more people would want to see that couch in person
than want to sit on me.
And there's probably a good amount of people
that want to sit on me.
When they want me, you just sit on them.
More.
I mean, it's all the same.
Is it?
It could be, depending on how I'm angled.
Okay, I don't know how to transition off of that. I'm really wish I had an ad read.
This is the time when you were saying you didn't.
You know what, no ad reads is done to this.
What's that?
I don't have time to look at my phone.
To look up something that's checked the things I wrote down during the week to talk about.
That's what I have in front of everybody.
I've never wondered why I'm my laptop.
I've got a chat for the live stream and I've also got like all the topics that I don't want to talk about. That's what I have in front of if anybody ever wonders like why am I laptop. I've got a chat for the live stream
and I've also got like all the topics that I don't want
to talk about.
In all these years, I don't think I've ever listened
to one of your ad reads.
No, yeah, because you just look like what do you
have to talk about?
We should be Gavin do them one week.
Yeah, I do.
We should get here in time.
I do them before we go now.
Yeah.
I had a weirdly aggressive run in with someone this morning.
Someone from a random stranger.
I left my house and there was a new coffee shop
that had opened up and I was like,
oh, I want to swing by there, I want to see,
it's a coffee shop, it's in good.
So it's out of the way.
So I said I'd come into the office,
I drive away from the office, I go down,
pull another parking lot,
and I see there's a space right in front of the coffee shop.
It's got like a sign like the blah, blah coffee shop 20 minute parking.
Like, oh, there's a space right here.
But there's a guy in a truck in the next space over and he's got like the doors open on his truck.
And he's got like got a cup of water that he's drinking.
And he's kind of like partially in the in the parking spot.
I'm like, I'm not a hurry.
Like, I'll wait a little bit.
You know, he's probably going to finish up. He's probably about to step in the truck and spot. I'm like, I'm not a hurry. Like, I'll wait a little bit. You know, he's probably gonna finish up.
He's probably just about to step in the truck
and then I'll pull in.
And so I'm not like close.
I'm not flashing my lights.
I'm not honking at him.
I'm just like sitting there waiting,
then he turns around and looks at me and does the...
Like arms up, like, what do you do?
And I'm like,
madard, Vir.
Oh, okay.
So I was like, I guess all park.
Like, I'm not, I was trying to be a dick about it
Okay, so like I pull in like the whole time I'm pulling in he's got his arms up
He's like just mad doggy me staring at me. I'm like okay
Well, this is gonna be weird when I get out of my car
So like I put the car park I open my door to get out and he's already like in this truck like he's closed all the doors
I got all this stuff in I'm like so I look over at him and he's just like staring at me real mean like you should have gone
Well, no, it's like we saw a real tough guy,
but like, you guys to make sure there's a car between us
and all times apparently.
Yeah.
So I'm like, all right, whatever,
like I just continued, I walked into the car shop,
like, like at first I was kind of upset.
I'm like, you know what, I'm not gonna let this guy
start me off in a bad foot.
It's like, he's obviously like, he thought,
he in that situation, if he was in my shoes,
he probably would've been mad at the person.
Oh, yeah, just impatient.
So he thought I was mad.
Like, he was projecting his own anger onto me.
So I was like, and I'm just, I'm just not going to let it happen.
I'm just going to go in and I'm just going to get my coffee.
I'm going to have a good day.
Where'd you go?
And I was like, and I was like, that is the most
undressed thing I've ever done in my life.
Yeah, well done.
You're growing.
Yeah, I guess so.
I was like, it was just so weird how instantly aggressive it was. I was just trying to give you your time to
finish up whatever you're doing, dude. Like, I'm not. So you did what I do with colds to your
anger. Chris, like, just say no. No, no, no, no. Yeah, I took the guy in free MD device.
You don't admit you're sick. You're not sick. Right. Until you give, if you don't give in, right? Yeah.
CRISPR.
And that's the one you never hear me say, I'm sick. I'm really
close to death. Like that's, it's the last days for me.
Really?
You just really get sick.
No, I get sick all the time. I just refuse to admit it because I
don't believe you come to work and spread your filth.
Probably.
I'm glad we don't even close together.
You're even a minute yourself. Yeah. No, I just refuse to believe. It's like, it's probably I'm fine. It's probably. Yeah. Good. I'm glad we don't see close together. You don't even admit it's yourself.
Yeah.
No, I just refuse to believe.
It's like, that's probably I'm fine.
It's probably just allergies.
That is great.
Adam Beard's and chat.
I'm pretty sure you all saying that I'm old.
No.
You're way smarter and mature and capable all of.
He said really a grown up.
Yeah, you're a grown-ass man.
Yeah.
Like, you are what I think we should be like at 32.
Right. But we're not. I'm a child. Yeah, like you are what I think we should be like at 32. Right.
But we're not.
I'm a child.
Yeah.
You know your shit.
You have your life together.
We do not.
I think that's the difference.
Also, hey.
Yeah.
I got it.
Sorry.
I wonder how, I wonder if it was there waiting the whole time.
Yeah.
I just noticed.
Got him.
Do you feel old?
No.
No. Do you feel young compared to other people your age?
Yes.
And I think that's because I don't have children.
Oh yeah.
I think once you have a child,
I think you enter a different phase of your life.
And I think I can't just get hampered every day.
I've delayed that aging process
by deciding not to not have a kid.
It's still gonna happen.
And I'm still definitely getting older,
but it's not the same thing.
Like, I don't know,
there's not a life dependent on me being responsible
and myself and I'm like,
you're gonna get mad at me for saying this,
but I'm gonna do it anyways.
But like, I've always thought of you as old.
I'm way older than you.
Because, well, you're older than me,
but also like, I think it's you're like,
the persona you've had for so many years
of just like grumpy Gus
and stuff like that and just like how you don't put up
with anyone's bullshit and all this stuff.
We did that in that short.
I made you older, Bernie's older than you are.
Yes, but in the short, I was like,
Gus is clearly older than Bernie and like,
that's not true at all.
I was like, that was the whole point of the originals.
Yes, my love.. Yes. My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife.
My wife. My wife. My wife. My wife. My wife. in general. You still get angry at certain things, but you're not angry about most things anymore.
I think I've learned to let it go. Well, he's also not around Bernie Jeff Joel Matt every day.
Man, there was some stressful, stressful days back in the early days.
That means you've never paid for first membership. No, I never have. I thought about that the other day.
Like, I went to to log in. I was like, I've never had to pay for that.
Like I just, I just have it.
Why would you have to?
What, what?
Well, I mean, because, you know, I pay, I was a sponsor.
Oh yeah, I did do it.
I'm sure you were.
2000.
Three to 2000.
Speak five probably.
Speaking of 2005.
That's it.
A lot of 2005.
Oh yeah, all right.
Wow, World of Warcraft Classic is going live. You gonna play tonight?
I'm so fucking ready.
I'm so excited to play.
So you know, Chad took a week off.
Chad left.
He had today, he left work early today,
he's gonna be back on Tuesday
because the World of Warcraft.
He's taking a World of Warcraft break.
Which I, hey, we work in that place,
where is that?
I was gonna invite him to the podcast pre-tap
that we're doing on Thursday.
I was like, oh wait, he's not gonna be here.
Nope.
He's gonna be playing wow.
His one shot, the podcast.
He's been on before.
But still, I was like,
Oh, right.
Do we go stream tomorrow for it, right?
Yeah, well, I think John and I are streaming
from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
We're gonna be streaming world of work right now.
Is that fun to watch? Is that a good, I don't care for fun to watch. Just want to play. I'm gonna be a world of warcraft. Is that fun to watch?
Is that a good, I don't care for fun to watch.
Just want to play.
I'm gonna be playing it.
All right.
I don't even, I have no concept of what
world of warcraft is.
I've never played it.
I don't understand it.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
It's a grind.
It's a grind. It's an R P. No, it's an M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, M, right? Like there's everyday quests where you can do go farm,
bore hides or something, and then you build up,
and then there's like dungeons where you find your friends,
and five of you go and you do these objectives together.
And then every time someone explains warcraft to me,
it just sounds like real life with more steps.
Or it's just like, what do you do?
It's like, oh, we farm.
It's like, oh, like a farmer?
And then it's like, what do you do?
It's like, oh, we get our friends together,
and we go hang out.
It's like, oh, we can do that. I could do that. But I, like, oh, we farm. It's like, oh, like a farmer? And then it's like, oh, what do you do? It's like, oh, we get our friends together and we go, hang out.
It's like, oh, we could do that.
I could do that.
But I, like,
but you can get imaginary loot.
Is it in any way different from how it used to be?
Is it any modern?
Yes. Oh, God.
World War War is very different.
World Warcraft, as it exists today,
is radically different than
where a classic that launches time.
But the reboot, is the reboot like better graphics?
Or is it still in garbage graphics?
The, the,
Wow classic that is launching is a snapshot.
I believe it's from patch 1.12, which would have been World of Warcraft as it existed.
I want to say in late 2005.
So I'm asking, is it how different is it from that?
It's identical.
In everywhere.
There's nothing modern on top of it.
No, they, I mean, there's, some things did change what very minor.
Like they tried to keep it as authentic as possible.
You have to put on the Blink-Win-A-D to yourself
in the next remote.
It's, yeah, it's unbelievable.
I think a lot of people think that they want it
and they forget how much better the game is now
and how much it has evolved over time.
The game was very unforgiving back then.
And, in what way? If you died, you lost. No, like, let's say the example I gave, It has evolved over time. The game was very unforgiving back then and
In what way if you died you lost like let's say the example I gave like you get a quest It's like go out and collect ten board tusks. You're like okay. All boards have tusks
I should just have to kill ten boards, but the drop rate on the tusks is 10%
Oh, I got to kill a hundred boards. That's some with a skeleton shit right there. So like with a skulls
But as the game went on, they were like,
let's not do that.
Let's just let every board drop it.
You know, stuff like that.
Got it.
Where it's like, you go out and you're like,
killing boards, you're like,
this board better fucking have it.
And no, no.
And then you're like, I killed all the boards
in this continent.
I have to wait for them to all to respawn.
You know, stuff like that.
That doesn't sound fun.
It sucks.
Is that what you can be doing tomorrow?
You can be looking for what we're doing.
That's absolutely what we're doing.
You're gonna see me on stream tomorrow,
be like, these fucking boar, better spawn.
Can you just go out and stop slitting boar up front
just so you have enough tusks by the time you need him
or is it you need him?
Slitting?
No, because they only drop once you have the quest.
The fact that no one is calling this boring is insane.
It's just, it's too easy.
I'm like, I can't, it's too mean.
Someone else has to say it.
Someone else has to say it.
I'm sick of shit.
Because every time I don't, there's always a comment.
Thick as picture.
That's just like, I can't believe Barbara missed that one.
I don't miss them.
I know about them, so then just choose not to.
There's not been a barbara kind of,
you just tearing your hair out for like two minutes there.
Well, you got it.
Thank you.
So just pull us along now.
Oh, because the you put the adreads in after.
Oh, I guess there was a nighty with adreads.
Yeah, a little, a little longer.
I went up a couple minutes.
Now there'll be 93.
About 92.
We were never like 90 minutes.
Exactly.
We phoned it on silent. There was, there's, I know, I know where you're going. We were never like 90 minutes in a family phone.
I know we're gonna get old.
We're getting close to wrapping up.
But there is one more one of the story I had read this past week that I wanted to bring up.
The headline is NASA said to be investigating first allegation of a crime in space.
Someone get grubbed.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone like tried to... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no was a national in space office. And from the space station, she accessed her ex-wife's bank account.
And-
So I tried to steal money or like it.
She claims that she was just checking to make sure
there was enough money in the account to pay for some bills
and some childcare that she knew was coming up.
But still, it's like, you accessed your ex's bank account.
So when the bank searched the IP and it did just come back
a space, right?
Well, it's gonna be one of three people.
If I try to log in from a weird location,
my bank's like, whoa, where are you?
This person was in space.
What is the IP address of the ISS?
0001.
Also, what is the solidarity of the rest of the crew?
When they were like, hey, which one of you did space crime?
Or they're just like, not nobody.
We're not space-narks get out of here.
But apparently the lawn space is weird
and the art comments are like,
is it just a fall in your maritime law?
And no, but it should.
And also, can you smoke weed in space?
Like, how does that work?
Well, probably.
Well, I think that counts as just
like doing drugs at work.
Right.
But if you're not in a,
like because like,
weeds legal in California and in Colorado.
And like also in other countries, Canada.
And you launch site.
You're, you're, you're governed,
so that's the deal.
You're governed by international law.
So there are five national or international space agencies involved in the ISS. US, Canada, Japan,
Russia, and several European countries, and a legal framework sets out that national law applies
to any people and possessions in space. So if a Canadian national were to commit a crime in space,
it would be subject to Canadian law, Russian citizen, Russian law. So it's whatever your nationality is,
those are the laws applicable to you in space.
Are you a dual citizenship?
Ooh.
I wonder if Antarctica's law is the same.
Because I already shared this.
I think so.
Yeah, no citizenship from Antarctica.
It's just the...
But a bunch of countries share Antarctica as a spot
until it melts enough that we can claim some land.
You can't just dig down and claim what you find?
No, they all have like a gentleman's agreement. Yeah, it's like an understanding that it's not
going to be claimed. Don't worry, it'll be gone in 50 years anyway. Not that much
land and all that ice. Yeah. I don't think so. I don't know. Two penguins holding a flag
who they claim me. I just want someone to smoke weed in space so they can talk
about how high they are. Just.
I can't just, I just don't want that down.
So many flying David Bowie.
You know about the time the turd got out, right?
In space?
No.
Oh yeah, such a great, the transcript of that
is impossible to read without laughing.
Okay, so we read the question.
It's the Apollo 11 like spacecraft crew
and they're like, oh, turd got out.
And then Houston's like, what?
It's like, turd got out.
It's definitely not what I'm mind.
And they're just arguing about who's turd is.
For Apollo 10, just hope if you want to look out.
Sorry, it's like floating around.
Yeah.
Oh, who did it?
Commander Tom Stafford suddenly asked,
who did what?
And required command module pilot, John Young.
Where did that come from?
Interjected lunar module pilot, Eugene Surnin.
Good napkin. Set me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating through the air
Like in
I
Didn't do it. It ain't one of mine
I don't think it's one of mine mine was a little more sticky than that
Was it still like what I know what I'm sure I'm gonna get you. I'm sure that's gonna get you. What is it still like what? I don't know what I'm gonna get you.
I don't know.
It's alien turns in space.
It's never been solved.
That was the first space cry.
Jesus.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. Alright, that's a good one to end on. So, let's wrap this up. Thanks a lot for watching, we'll see you guys next time.
Hey, good job Drew! Yeah!
Thank you!
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