Rooster Teeth Podcast - AH vs. Funhaus: Squashing Beef - #385

Episode Date: July 19, 2016

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnet and Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Starting point is 00:00:29 If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Hey everybody Welcome to the Rooster Team podcast sans Gus today. He also wants you introduce yourself interviews yourself, Mr. Green here. Oh, okay. Hi, hey, I'm Jeremy. You had been nervous there. I'm Gavin.
Starting point is 00:01:08 I didn't know what to look. I'm Barbara. And I'm Bernie. Can we just listen to the silence? I'm doing it again, of no gust. Oh, that was nice. You mean the second gust? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Yeah. So why do you hate Jeremy's hair? First of all, before we start, we want to thank our sponsors for bringing you the Rusey podcast tonight, audible. tonight audible.com blue apron and herries. Okay, as you were saying get Why do you hate Jeremy? I mean, why do you hate his head? Why do you hate me Bernie? I don't hate you You made you make you fucked up though who heard you I heard you I heard you were gonna be on the podcast night and you and I worked together So rarely I think it was I write when I said in that panel that Have you ever met before the rap that we did together? so rarely. I think it was I write when I said in that panel that I feel
Starting point is 00:01:45 the map the rap that we did together for Sarge versus church red versus blue that was the first time you and I worked together isn't it I think so yeah I'm pretty sure that's what else would you cross paths I don't know but that's weird to me that we would just never cross paths is it though I mean we're not totally different billing too I I guess so. I guess because you're both talent. It's rare. It's rather too talent. So what together? Yeah, that is rare. Occasionally like a like drive. I haven't done a long time, but I drop in on like a let's play or a let's watch
Starting point is 00:02:16 occasionally. And I dropped it on on chart. Oh, yeah, you did. You were in the man on that one. Yeah. Yeah, you dropped in and you were pouring out your soul to me about Actually knowing somebody who look like Nathan Drake that mother like I don't know what's so good about hot guys or something See he knows this guy in Australia who looks just like Nathan Drake from Uncharted. Is that what you don't like Jeremy? No, I like Jeremy just fine. Why don't you know you know the star of Uncharted the five foot four green haired Yeah, so yeah, you know I it's not that I don't like Jeremy. I just think Jeremy made a very, very terrible mistake recently.
Starting point is 00:02:47 To your own detriment, to your own detriment, which is you recently got married, not where I'm going with this. Congratulations. You fucked up Jeremy. So when you got married, you had a wedding as people tend to do. You did not invite Matt or I,
Starting point is 00:03:03 or maybe you did invite Matt and not me no i invite anybody from the company i'm going to get by it dot here's why you missed out on gifts you missed out big time where was the wedding the wedding was in new hampshire no fucking way am i going to do right which means in a million years that i have worse and get you a better gift
Starting point is 00:03:23 well okay exactly right here's's what Jeff said to this, because Jeff brought this up at Pax East, like in front of everybody, that I didn't invite him. And- Didn't invite Jeff? No. And here's what Jeff said to me. I mean, you gotta be firm.
Starting point is 00:03:35 He goes, I give way better gifts than Jeff, by the way. He's like, oh, you know, I guess I'm not, I never go to your house, I'm not invited to your wedding, all this stuff like that. I said, Jeff, let's admit it right now, the best gift I could have given you is not inviting you and he said You're exactly right. I mean, you know Jeff well enough to know that right nobody won't hear wants to fly to New Hampshire I didn't even know that was a place, but you all you gotta do is send out a two dollar. I don't want to risk that someone will just out of spite Do it
Starting point is 00:04:04 So now you're saying you absolutely don't want them to come well I that's not like I'm convening you by not inviting you now you're saying I hope they don't come because that would be Because it would be one person to make that call and all I can imagine is my family cats family and Jeff Ramsey Sitting there He's a chameleon he can fit into any situation socially that is the first time sitting there. Jeff Kesson with people. He does. He's a chameleon. He can fit into any situation socially. That is the first time I think I've ever heard anyone use the word convenience
Starting point is 00:04:32 as a verb. I've heard of being inconvenienced, which is a very American thing. I was so inconvenienced by that. But I've never heard of being convenient by someone. It's not a convenient store where you can buy convenience. I've never heard that before. No. I'm convincing you by letting you out of it. This guy was heading towards the door and he conveneance to you by opening it.
Starting point is 00:04:50 I've never heard that before. So what's the opposite of being inconvenience? Also, convenience sounds like a negative word, like you're being conveneance. Like, venian is the base. Yeah, you've got in and con. Is venance like an evil thing? Like I was someone prevented me from doing something.
Starting point is 00:05:09 So they conveneance to me. I was about to be venanced and some guy absolutely saved me. And then in can you mean it's not, not interfered with it, basically. So, venient. But why do you hate Jerk? It's not a word. Like what you're trying to piece together.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Congratulations on your wedding. You should have said not wedding imitations. You can still do it by the way. I'll remember that next time. Do like, fuck I got this imitation. I didn't do anything about it. Send you nice gift. That would be great. If we cut that from the podcast that comes out.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Matt's not watching the podcast. Do it anyway. Yeah. See if he can even tell. How are you all doing? Good. How are you doing? I'm on vacation right now.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Why are you coming in there? I was in town. It's like a, we went to New in town. We went to New York. We went to Wednesday to Wednesday, I'm off. We took off Wednesday, me and the boys, we went to New York City, and they had never been to New York. Was Ryan there? Was Ryan there?
Starting point is 00:06:15 No, was he on vacation? You don't wear a new one. They hate to get it. He's lost in the house as far as we know. Ryan? Yeah. All right. He didn't tell me. Ryan's in his bunker.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Yeah. Is that what he's doing is he's like hiding out I was gonna make a joke about not everybody in the company has a family that vacations with Ryan that might be just your house that does that have a cheeky little laugh enough to oh yeah it's been non-stop for you today go oh yeah what happened today nothing just those jokes it be all loving favorite Meg Ryan jokes, you know. It's the one. Why is it out of all this?
Starting point is 00:06:48 I don't know, because Ryan is on vacation. Joe Quinn died. So he must be with the guys. So yeah, exactly. I'm like, what where else could he be? I hope that's the first time I've ever made that joke. I'm not sure it is, but. Are you proud of it?
Starting point is 00:07:00 No, I feel kind of dirty. I like you. I like you. I like you. I like this thing Pro. That's a nice looking device. I like this thing. It's huge. It's ridiculous. Should we explain?
Starting point is 00:07:08 I don't know if people can really see it even. I don't even know. Like if it's that big of a deal, it's pretty well-mashed there. Even the people that can see it, I don't care. What if I had something dark behind it? The second part. I mean, it's black. I know.
Starting point is 00:07:18 That was a fight. I was being ironic. Like the cow. Christ shut up. It was the only thing I had available. This set is black and black So what Barbara is talking about is there's a microphone with two ears on it Sitting on me, but it used to be the coffee table
Starting point is 00:07:33 I'll wake her like what's the is a bendy like is yeah, they're most their most years they give you a little Yeah, they're kind of a realistic. It should be a little higher Don't you say hello to it. So this is a Binaural microphone. A lot of ASMR artists use these. And because Gavin and I were very happy to take part in the ASMR documentary that we made called the World's Greatest Head Massage,
Starting point is 00:07:58 we have decided to record this podcast additionally as a Binaural podcast. We've done a couple of these so far. Binaural ones. On Auti Labs. We did on Auti Labs, our test lab. We just did a lot of that channel. It's a cheeky channel.
Starting point is 00:08:10 I like that channel too. There's actually somebody just wrote me the other day and said, I would like the login information. No channel, I have some cheeky stuff I'd like to put up on there. Somewhere from the company I assume. No, it's a random person. Yeah, that's a good sound. No, give me this.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Was it Marshall? No. No. Okay, good. It's Gates. It was, I don't want to ruin it this was it Marshall. No, okay good Gates it was I don't want to ruin it. There you go. I don't ruin it. They're gonna be putting up stuff I'm trying to figure something out. That's what RT labs is for like test some weird stuff That's where the vlogs came from I try not to do any hate ASMR. Yeah, you hate it. Yeah Yeah, well makes just getting crew. Yeah, I hate it I was gonna try and put it in a different way. I didn't sound as bad. Dispise it, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Oh, since you got married, go for it. Congratulations. Thanks. Has your relationship gotten worse? Hmm, because I've heard that, you know, people who are together for a long time, and they eventually get married, then it's like, well, there can be the expectation of like this big event.
Starting point is 00:09:01 You're gonna get married. It's gonna really change everything. And really, if you live together, I don't know if you lived with your wife before you get this from married. Can I have an idea of 10 years before we go? You guys put a house together and then you abandoned her, right? I did, yes, to work here.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Yeah, I was like, see you, then she sold the house by herself. You're held, if you don't mind me. And to Archie X didn't come home? I'm 26. I'll hold them, I'm 25, I think. You're 25, so you've been getting this since you were 15. Yeah. only really
Starting point is 00:09:26 Yeah, I was a freshman in high school. That's a bad question ask that's it. What's it? Just that's a bad question. What if it's the only relationship he's been in yeah, because here's why I know people that were high school sweethearts I'm gonna talk around you here for a second. You can talk right through specifics of your relationship, but I know people who were high school sweethearts and They might have like been together 20 years. If one of them dated somebody else before them, and only one of them did that, it's a big fucking deal. I know, yeah, it's a big fucking deal.
Starting point is 00:09:53 It's a big deal for the person who didn't. Yeah. Why is that? Just because they had the experience. Life experience, yeah. The imbalance. That's it, it's someone before me. I do not.
Starting point is 00:10:01 I mean, for like two months, but we're right. Does that affect you in any way? No, I don't care. Like, it would be like, even drag people. Then that would, that would affect me a little bit. I get it. Because then I'd be like, well, I can't, I'm like, I'm gonna talk that. No, people always ask me if stuff was gonna change,
Starting point is 00:10:16 but I'm like, honestly, when we were leading up to the wedding, I was like, I'm happy that this day is happening. I can't wait for it to be over. But we'll plan it. Yeah, exactly. The wedding itself. Yeah, not the marriage. No, and then it was over and then now it's exactly the same except I got a metal thing on my hand. Can I ask you a personal question? Who's your best friend? Well, I wouldn't, yeah, I wouldn't be the first. What's up?
Starting point is 00:10:36 What are the reasons that you guys got married? Like what was the driving factor instead of just like staying together, living together and just going on life like that? Like why did you choose to get married? Uh, so we could have just going on life like that. Like, why did you choose to get married? So we could have sex, and God wouldn't cry. No. No. Um. No.
Starting point is 00:10:50 No. We just always wanted to get married. And like, we wanted to live together in a house, but we had to be in, like, we just had this thing where we're like, we don't want to live together unless we're engaged first. So we got engaged. Then we lived together. And then we were engaged like two and a half like, we don't want to live together unless we're engaged first. So we got engaged then we lived together and then we were engaged like two and a half years. I don't want to whisper in it.
Starting point is 00:11:09 I feel like it's mine. I've seen you in the top two. We're gonna force you to listen to this in three years. Who wants to shine a buck? I open one I don't want it. I'll take it after this. All right. So how long were you guys engaged?
Starting point is 00:11:21 You said two and a half years? Yeah, about two and a half years. You get two and a half years ago you said, let's do this. That's what I said, too. Yeah. Drop on one knee and do the ring thing in the leg. I did. And we were in the Boston Common and it was snowing out. Wow. Wow. Romantic. And then I was all wet because it was just free. Because you were so excited. Yeah. And the only reason I'm asking you is because as I've gotten older, I've gone back and forth with the idea of getting married or not
Starting point is 00:11:43 getting married. And why I've thought it was so important this whole time and my whole life. And I think it's just the way a lot of people grew up. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I don't look at it as that big of a deal. Yeah. It's just like, I have a different title now to compare to her and that's it.
Starting point is 00:11:59 I mean, really. Do you have that my first piece? Someone Jewish? No. No, you said that. I think my parents have given up on that idea the whole Jewish thing The idea of marrying
Starting point is 00:12:09 It's like why bother? Yeah, it's Barbara can't let me get Jewish boy. It's hard in Austin. What's that? Austin, Texas. Did you ever try J date when you were single? No, you didn't I tried match calm when I was single But never J date didn't you like? I went on J date like I signed up for an account and I never actually went through with you like Jewish boys better Jate explain to people who don't know what is jdate jdate is a Jewish dating service. Yep, so basically Are there any non-Jews on there sort of secretly? I think there are you could actually like papers real real freaks people who just like Jews maybe But you could I don't know why you would, if you weren't an actual Jew.
Starting point is 00:12:48 So, but no, you could state like what level of Jewish you are. My out of six, out of 10. Why don't you say it? I was like, like, reform. The classic scale. What's the most Jewish number? Seven. Scale of one to Jewish, I'm a six.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I'm Jewish, is what I put. Amphus is on the ish. Nice. People saw that and they're like, she's a keeper. I think I put like level zero. How do you, what do you do on match.com? Do you say like thumbs up, thumbs down? Or you just say, I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:13:17 You send a, it was sent a wink. That was like four years ago. Yeah. That was when I, no, almost five years ago. It's when I first moved to Austin. Why don't you just date the people that you knew? Because everyone I knew was at Rooster Teeth. Yeah. That was when I know almost five years ago, it's when I first moved to Austin. Why didn't you just date the people that you knew? Because everyone I knew was at Rooster Teeth.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Yeah, all right. So now you date someone at Rooster Teeth? Yeah. Well, there's more people to choose from. Back in 2011, there was just you. I was in 2008 back in 2011. How do you know what I'm playing for? I'm playing for a few years.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Everyone knows what employee number that. I'll tell you who told her. Brandon. Brandon knows. I'm like, yeah, everybody's goddamn number at the company. What's your number? 87. Is it really?
Starting point is 00:13:57 No, I don't know. I have no idea when I came on. Were you before last Christmas, like not the one that just happened, but the one that was on. So when you and Mack got hired, you guys are like twins. you know who was hired first no one of us one of us is like you know we're like employing number 77 ones
Starting point is 00:14:11 like 77.5 yeah we just claim it yeah claim it so I have another question future claim it do you have a headache I have a yeah actually I really do you get headaches no I won't today. I did Gavin We talked about this on off topic has this little there's this hole in the achievement Our office in the ceiling that he is Necklace twist We've named it. We've named it a hundred A whole
Starting point is 00:14:36 The hundred of the hundred of the stop using the word we so just all right Carelessly I named it the hundred dollar hole. There you go. There's a hole in the ceiling That's just big enough for this yellow ball to fit through but you have to hit it through the hole with the bat Who's dick made the hole in the first place? It was a square. It's not very so probably jack So jack, but it's like a whiffle ball It's like a whiffle ball about that big, but it doesn't have any holes in it It's just like a thick yellow plastic so it goes farther because it weighs more and so you have to hit the ball with the bat and get it in the hole So everyone's gonna try once per day
Starting point is 00:15:08 And we're gonna film every attempt until someone gets it and gets 100 bucks 100 bucks, because you go way higher than that and it has to be with the bat It has to be the way back. Are you allowed to practice outside of the recorded? Yeah, yeah sure, but it gets in when it's not recording But if it goes in when it's not recording doesn't count but I do however have an exclusive clip If it's ready now from What we filmed earlier. Yeah, do we have it now? Yeah, it's Matt's attempt so Matt Bragg right there What's this was he's throwing it up?
Starting point is 00:15:40 Boom Me just kind of a chill in my desk I happen to be in the bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more
Starting point is 00:15:58 little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more He said that the East Coast way is to sit there silently and say by stand up, I'm gonna be mad. So I'm just gonna pretend it never happened. So what did you say when that happened? Well Gavin said, did that hit you in the head? And I just went, yep.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And then it was one of the less beatings I've seen. It was like I was looking at the computer monitor and my vision literally went, and then came right back in. No idea what happened, but I could see. And then I got to hit with the bat too, before that. Because Michael was standing there behind me swinging the bat around, like he likes to flip it around in his hand, and he was just talking a gaven, and it slipped out of his hand
Starting point is 00:16:38 and went straight up in the air over me. And what was his response to this thing going like, dumbass! It was like less than a second from in it, so his reaction was to go, Jeremy! I didn't know it was on the back of the screen. Surprise! So, my desk is in a bad spot for the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:16:59 No, did you know when you picked that desk, that's the worst one. Maybe that's the reason why Ray left. Yeah, the $100 hole is right. He knew it was coming. Ryan jokes, you got Ray jokes? I was dreaming going, Gavin. It's like just stripped down memory lane for you.
Starting point is 00:17:14 That's everything going. What was it? What is it? I know. So speaking of what year it is, the episode of day five that I think almost everybody at the company has worked on at one point came out this last weekend and I said in a journal that I wrote just recently that I'm gonna be talking about day five episode four And I'm also gonna be talking about
Starting point is 00:17:36 World's greatest head massage From this point forward if you haven't seen it now is a perfect time to get a sponsorship to get a free trial You get all cut up on day five, you see both parts of the ASMR documentary, the Gavin I made, and then you'll still have the free trial when parts five and six of day five come out, so you'll be able to see all of it during that. So there's no excuse not to do it, go see it,
Starting point is 00:17:58 but I wanna be able to talk about this stuff, because we've been working on it, the head massage documentary, we've been talking about for about eight years, and we've been working on day five for about five years and or four and a half and and this episode in particular is one like this has the most of the previous generations or iterations of day five in it. This episode does because it's got Joel's character in it. He was originally the main character when it was kind of like a feature length thing that we were gonna cut up. Then there was a second take on
Starting point is 00:18:27 that where Matt shot a 40-minute pilot for day five that was focused around that story that was last year. I don't think anybody's seen that anywhere. I saw it. You seen it but I don't think anybody publicly. Oh you mean publicly. publicly shown it anywhere. And then now Josh and Chris who worked on the script for the one that Matt did, are now Josh directed the episode who directed for Chris did for right. Yeah, so Fasten you and that there was the first thing we ever shot for day five Was the RTX several years ago was 2013?
Starting point is 00:18:58 2012 wow when we when we shot this the crowds scene that had 1800 extras and it's just nice I'm gonna send you a picture of Patrick from a picture that I took that day Well this morning I think In all hands we asked how many people at the company who are here now worked on that shot and maybe like five or six people put up Their hands do you mean they were extras in the crowd? No, that they actually like crude it really like Chris Marshall A couple of their guys raised their hands. Yeah, Marshall has like since left the company and then come back. Yeah, that's how long it's been.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Since before that. Someone left and came back company. That's a plus in the AH office today. Marshall? Yeah. Yeah, it was recording some crap and then left. He was. That literally what happened.
Starting point is 00:19:37 He came in and recorded some crap and then walked out. What do you report? I don't know. Yeah, us. You getting hit in the head with a ball? I wish. I would have loved to see that in higher clarity Will you probably gonna see my eyes blur out first?
Starting point is 00:19:50 Will you know that it was Matt who being doing head? I was just annoyed that I got being I don't think who did it was really Maybe right in the back of the head right in the vision box. Yeah By the way, then stop speaking no, no, I went blind for three days right, but I was still sorry Wait three days. Yeah, I can see shit brutal. I mean I'd like swelling But you also had like a stroke one time where you tried to spell something on the keyboard right? That was waily. That was like were you nervous at all being blind and not being able to see for a few days? Yeah, you were really scared. Well, I can still see light.
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Starting point is 00:21:12 I always tell people to go watch the Martian. Go listen to Martian. Yeah, the audiobook. It's a fantastic audiobook. And he revised. I'm talking love that book. Any rivas was talking about how he watches the Martian just like habitually, like when he's supposed to be doing something else He watches it. He watches the movie the Martian like there's a procrastination thing I was like you've got to listen to the audiobook has he not read or listen to the book at all I'm sure I'm sure he has read the book had a real
Starting point is 00:21:36 Your Xbox slim I have I'm gonna get the motion on UHD movie disc disc. What's UHD? Ultra high death Is it really is that our Ex-dense a y'all doing that's like the what? That's what it's what What do you do? You get it. It's like the TV 4K in it. It's what HD is to 2k UHD is to Yeah, that was a series of things that didn't work.
Starting point is 00:22:08 So you mean you're gonna get 4K version of the movie? Yeah. Okay. But it's not quite 4K because I trimmed the edges off. Hey, man, you have 3.8K. Hey, man, you have 3.8K. And I think you guys are right there. So this is a promo shot.
Starting point is 00:22:18 I took for that from that day. That's awesome. I got basically everybody down to one block and the photo we're looking at if you're listening to the son audio is Joel standing basically to see his body. One dude with his dick house. One thing I say though, there is a touch of Photoshop to this where if you look
Starting point is 00:22:34 like two street lights back, the bodies didn't go that many blocks once we pulled everybody in. So I had to kind of fill in a little bit. If anyone's interested, I can actually post the actual photo. That was what, 1,000 or 2,000. People? It was 1,800. From post the actual photo. That was what? A thousand or two thousand. People? Yeah. It was 1800.
Starting point is 00:22:47 1800. From every count that I've heard, it was about 1800 people. And it was such a crazy shot. When we were shooting this, when we were shooting this particular promo shot, this is not the shot that's in the actual show. This I thought would make a great poster of, you know, everybody in the world that essentially in Joel standing in the middle of them. There is an apartment building that is just to the right of that first stoplight that's in the photo and we had all these bodies laying on a congress which is the main road that's the capital in the background of this shot it leads right up to the capital building so it's the main road that runs right to the middle of downtown
Starting point is 00:23:22 Austin and this guy came out on his balcony, because we were shooting on a Sunday, like, what, like seven in the morning, it was like 5 30 or 6 a.m. It was like, we had the street from like 6 to 8 45 or something. So we had to work for three hours to get one shot. And it was really difficult. If you've seen the episode, you understand why. And the guy came out and we were at this point where we were taking the photo, the promo photo.
Starting point is 00:23:44 So we had everybody's laying down on the street and he comes out, I've got a megaphone, so I've been yelling and he comes out on his balcony with like a cup of coffee, he comes and he looks and there's just all these fucking dead people laying in the street and he literally just pauses with his coffee cup and then he just walks backwards. Like, it doesn't react anyway, just like he starts walking backwards into his apartment. I always wanted to know what the fuck that guy is. I assume he knew it was a movie shoot or some type of shoot. I'm assuming he did like,
Starting point is 00:24:11 and he didn't want to be in it. I was standing there, I think I was standing on the tailgate of my truck. Yeah, there's pictures of you doing that. Yeah. What did you take that with? Everyone was amazing. I took that with C5D.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I think I took that with my iPhone. iPhone is what I think I took that with. iPhone. Is what I think I took that with. Because it's very low resolution photo, or maybe I just like cropped it way down. Back in that time, I would have probably used the 5D for that, a Canon 5D. I don't think an iPhone 5 would have taken a photo like that with that depth of field.
Starting point is 00:24:40 And iPhone 5, is that even out? I don't think it was. I guess it wouldn't have been 4S maybe. Yeah, so I'm like a computer. It's like I'm surprised at how low resolution that photo is. Here it is. If you want to see what it looks like, Gavin, this is the actual size of the photo. It's not that bad. Yeah, not bad. So pretty. So that was a lot of fun though, man. That shot was a lot of fun though, man. Not great episode. That shot was a lot of fun. It's so funny too, because I'm going to talk a little bit about the episode here, so if it gets spoiled for you, sorry, I'm going to go watch it.
Starting point is 00:25:13 The character of Nicole was actually flipped from Joel's character. Joel's character has a condition that kind of helps him in this version of the apocalypse. AIDS. Yes, AIDS. Super AIDS. But Nicole, the character that is worth originally, she was an insomniac, which is why she was up at three in the morning, because everyone had a reason why they were up at that point in time when the event took place. And in the original draft that I wrote, she was an insomniac, and she just like, she couldn't
Starting point is 00:25:40 sleep ever. You know, she just couldn't, she couldn't ever fall asleep, but she was always tired, but she had already been up for like two or three days before this and then a handicap. It was a little bit, yeah. We talked about that in some of the early versions of some of the characters that we were developing was, you know, who had been up already 24 hours?
Starting point is 00:25:58 Like they already had this horrible head start. What you really wanted to be was the guy who just woke up to jerk off at like 3 a.m. and just happened to just catch it. Exactly. Do you wake up at 3 in the morning to jerk off ever? Well, what are you gonna do when you wake up at 3 a.m.? Is that like a fact? I can't sleep now.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Is that like a fact? Yeah, it's like the best sleep I had ever. Is it? Have you done it? No. Yeah. Wait, time to say it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Jeremy, I always give an instant note of Gavin, but then I thought about it. I was like say it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jeremy, I always give an instant note to Gavin, but then I thought about it. I was like, yeah, probably. I like how Jeremy can say it goes. Now I'm gonna go with this one. Yeah, I have to. I'm gonna do it. Jeremy's honest.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Yeah. Why lie? Well, here's why. You gotta keep your lies straight, right? And so it's not worth the effort. You know what, lying? Yeah, it's never worth the effort to lie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Because then you're just like, you can't keep it all straight. Yeah, but then people hate people to tell the truth. What? On soliciting, yes. Or if it's like gonna hurt their feelings. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:26:52 If they ask you to opinion a little bit, just be like, bam. What do you think of this hat? Looks great. Do you like the hat for real? If you didn't like the hat, would you tell me you don't like the hat? No. You really wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Oh, I would, I would tell you. I thought you meant like general public. I would let you know. I would say it looks like sort of like an? No. You really wouldn't. Oh, I would, I would tell you. I thought you meant like dinner. I would let him know. I would say it looks like, sort of like an old cloth. Go ahead. I think it looks, it's frayed. Very modern. The tattered look is in.
Starting point is 00:27:14 It if barber has a pair of jeans, it's like, I don't know how it stays together as a pair of pants. Like there's parts of it that are torn in such a way that it's more leg than pants. I ripped a hole right in the crotch for easy access too. Did you really? Just in case you like the drop of the hat, it's three in the morning, you wanna fall asleep?
Starting point is 00:27:30 Yeah, the sequel. So the sequel to day five, if we're following movie, naming has to be called week five. So we have meetings about development of a potential sequel to the day five series, like an additional season or whatever one to call it. And all those meetings are called the day six meetings, and I'm just like, I can't stand this.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I'm so mad. I don't wanna go down this road. We'll call it something else. Day five again. You know, day five season two. And do you know what the call it, like the walking or dead? You know, it's like the jogging dead. You know, like there's no progression
Starting point is 00:28:03 in the title of the show. Yeah, but no shows that end in an umba have season two off of them. Let me think about that. Seven. That was a movie that I was like, oh no, at 2024. 24. Aga. 24.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Well, it's because it's another 24 hours. It was called 25. 25 to 48. It would make sense there. Do I never saw the show. So, are those days in any way like near each other? Does it go from one season into the next? Like every episode is an hour in the day.
Starting point is 00:28:34 No, but I mean like days in any way connected. Or is it like this day took place and then three months later we had another fucking crazy day that we decided to film? Is that the way that we're complete box set of seven seasons. It's just called the worst week ever. What are they all like Mondays? It was just Mondays, right? And the first set.
Starting point is 00:28:54 And then the 10th anniversary, like Garfield comes out. I told you. I told you. More than you for years. I saw a picture of Jim Davis, the guy that draws Garfield. I just, I never want to know who drew Garfield. What's wrong with him? He just looked like Garfield.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Like, he looked like a guy who had been doing something for about 50 years. You're being mad truthful right now. I mean, mad truthful. I mean, truthful. To Jim Davis. But I'll pull this photo up to and I'll send it to Patrick. Patrick, you can probably find the photo
Starting point is 00:29:23 of Jim Davis in Garfield. It's really frightening. Have you ever seen the comic Garfield without Garfield? I love it. It's probably my favorite thing on the internet. That's good. That's the guy that got Garfield it Did we see him? No, that's not he looks like a happy gentleman there. Is that not Jim Davis? That's him That's him that's him that was the photos I'm actually happy that it's all that photo now because it like kind of balances out what I saw So you just saw a picture of him not smiling really like you look like an external walkie-dance Isn't just me or does Garfield always look like he's stoned he is Is he I have you ever met anyone like Slazania that much and isn't stoned tune?
Starting point is 00:29:55 I'm gonna get I'm gonna get you the cat to dress up as Garfield for how we can dress up as Garfield He is got a box with a blanket and then the tray of lasagna. That's it, right? That's all I need. You need the lasagna? I don't believe the lasagna. I mean, it was just ruined the whole costume. But if you just like put those two together, take the photo and then that's it.
Starting point is 00:30:13 I mean, I'm not gonna go around with it. I'm not gonna go trick a tree here. Yeah. It's just like it's a photo opportunity with a cat. I'd be all about cat trick a tree. You have a cat, right? I have three. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:23 It's like zippy, plufur, and digging bust. Yep, that was it. Was it what the name? Booker, scooter, and zipper. Hey, I was bliss. You had the, no, you didn't. And they hate each other. Do they ever have a new one?
Starting point is 00:30:33 Yeah. Are they constantly just like, oh, they just hiss at each other. So, well, like, we'll like, crack open the door like zipper's just in its own sub. It's, he's in his own separate room. And we'll crack the door open every now and again so that they can like see each other through it.
Starting point is 00:30:46 And Booker is my big fat ass black cat. We'll just like go all out. So you have to keep him separate. Booker? Booker, yeah. It's a great name. Yeah, Booker do it. So I named him that.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Why'd you have to say that? Not a good name anymore. Damn it, why'd you have to do that? Huh? Why do you have to separate him? Yeah. When you introduce a new kitten to a big house, first you have to keep him in like one room room so they can get used to all the smells
Starting point is 00:31:07 and everything before you let them loosen the big house. So you don't just kind of want to take a cat and just kind of throw it at the other cats. I feel like that'd be the best thing to do. Just be like, there you go. But let them fight, it's not Godzilla. Cats are weird when you move into a new space or they go under shit for two weeks, you don't see them and then eventually they're just fine. Like they acclimate.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Have any of you had hamsters before? Yes. Going up. Did you ever put like, I assume you had more than one? Or just one? I had one. We've got two hamsters, and the vet told us that they were both male.
Starting point is 00:31:38 And so it was okay for them to be together. So we had two separate cages, because I had one, and my brother had one. But we had to clean the cages at one point. So we put them both in like an empty bathtub, to like hang out and they instantly just like went at each other and we're like There was blood in the bathtub. They were like it was almost like it was in fast motion And then that's all we heard and we had to like separate them Found it later that they were both win. Oh, wait a minute. We'll do that cat fight
Starting point is 00:32:03 Apparently really first were like are they is one a guy One's a girl and this was the hamster sex But I've no idea what he Jesus My brother had hamsters, but one ate the other one. There you go Yeah, don't put that just that's the period at the end of the story I'm like a male and woman was a female and that's the way that works. Sure. Both males. And so,
Starting point is 00:32:26 what about the female? Did your brother feed the hamsters? Yeah. But then he found like the co-ops of the other one and then the inside's what. I would get a hamster just to get one of those wheels that they go on. Like not the ones that are like the wire wheel where it's vertical. Those like slightly tilted ones that have the Spirometers
Starting point is 00:32:47 That's why that's one of the funniest things ever seen online if people who post like these record-setting spins Done by their hamstrings. I was filming hamster on one of those spinning discs in like the slow mode on my phone Oh, I never like lose grip and then flip over and then they get like caught up in the wheel and be like It's great. I might post it on there So I love when there's two of them and they get in the wheel together and they start just booking their ass off one of them just loses it tumble but they can't get out of the wheel because there's like a little groove right and they're stuck in there spinning around with a
Starting point is 00:33:16 centrifugal force and the other one's just running along just trying to kill it it's got a hurdle now as really it's like at your not sure oh there we go oh it's gonna make my. There was one that was a little bit bigger. I think that was on Reddit today. Oh, man. Oh, go. This little fuckers. These guys got nothing. These guys are amateurs. These guys are amateurs. Oh, we got one that won on top. Really trying to do it. Go, go, go, go, go. Hey, you got to look at one. There's one with it's a white wheel New documentary
Starting point is 00:33:52 We're only gonna make documentaries about dumb videos that I watch online There's one with the white wheel and that that one is just the loonish answer is fucked up for like 30 seconds at least Yeah, is insect fighting illegal? Insects fighting? Yeah, like the people who get like a black widow and then throw in with a praying mantis. I don't like those videos online, when people always feed and stuff to us. That's true.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Oh, yes. Yes. This is it. This is the best. Oh, we're gonna go to a new set. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Oh, no, no, no, no. When they do this, when they do this, when they do this, they're gonna go to a new set. Go back to it, there we go. I can watch this all day. Oh man, he's just killing him. Oh fuck, go.
Starting point is 00:34:40 You're a little f**kers man. You imagine like a close up angle of the little hamster space and the cheeks are like, how come they don't make those for people? I would die to go on one of those things. You're a slacksack book. Because you know, it's two people running at the same time. So the discastic and going way faster than one person runs.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Yeah, one person's gonna be significantly faster than that. What do you mean? Like two runs make, make the f**k. Yeah, it's two sets of legs with power pushing that thing. Finish that theory for me. What was it? Two runs make a what? That's sprint.
Starting point is 00:35:11 So you're saying if two people run at the same... So say two people run at half of that top speed. It's like they're running top speed now. If two people push a car, they can push it way faster. They can't push it, neither one of them can push it faster than their individual top speed. Let me think about this for a second. Yeah, but if you're on a moving platform
Starting point is 00:35:34 and they're both running, they're both adding their energy to the speed of the platform. But it's the same speed. It's complimentary. You're almost like the end of the... You can put that. The end of the circle would be fast, detainably, but that's...
Starting point is 00:35:44 You could only run as fast as you could run to a certain extent. You might be right. Otherwise you could get a treadmill up to the speed that you run and then it would just be gradually faster that's not going to happen. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Well then the slower person would be fucked. You should people running on a wheel moving it. It's just the same as like if you had a horse doing it. It's not like the back legs and the front legs add like okay so it's about doing it. It's not like the back legs and the front legs. Adds like, okay, so some of us got involved.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Well, because it's four legs. So if two horses, a gallopin. They got eight legs. What about two people in a horse costume? What happens then, Jerry? How many people in the best YouTube video ever? How do you measure a horse power? You just get a horse to drag something. Sure.
Starting point is 00:36:23 But what is it? How many people, what do you mean? Big drag, we're the drag. Like a standardized cube? Yeah, there needs to be like a standardized way. Well, host power is like a, you don't have measurement that's still used. I don't know if it is. Well, you use an engine.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I've been, I just think it's horse shit. I really do. I mean, let me, let me, what is horse power? Like what is that? Generate his horse shit. What is one horse power? What is that? How many his whole shit. What is one horsepower? What is that? How many people are in a horsepower?
Starting point is 00:36:51 Is that like how many man powers in a horsepower? Hmm. If we get a horsepower, is a unit in the foot pound per second or English system. Sometimes you express the rate at which mechanical energy is expended. It was originally defined as 550 foot pounds per second. So how does a human get that? Let me think about that.
Starting point is 00:37:12 We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did.
Starting point is 00:37:20 We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. I mean, I wouldn't say that to their face. Well, they're gonna do chase after it. Yeah, not really. No, that horsepower. But the point of making here, it's like horsepower to me
Starting point is 00:37:30 is it's one of those relative measurements. Nobody really knows what it means, but they say like this car is 300 horsepower. Well, it's something you can relate to. That's a wait, that's not saying it's relative. That's exactly what I just said. It's like one of those things where you know that this car is faster than this car or has more power,
Starting point is 00:37:47 but you don't actually know like 300 horsepower. You don't know what that translates to. I picture 300 horsepower. Yeah, but you know 300 is like a pretty fast car. I do. And a thousand horsepower pushing the limits of what a car can be. It's a thousand horses.
Starting point is 00:38:00 What pushes the limits of what a horse can be? Like a horse for two horsepower. Is there a horse that's like two or three horse power? Like, well, wherever we took a horse and measured its actual power, how many horse power is a horse? Like, could you roy to a horse up to me? Like, five horse power.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Yeah, like five horse power is much higher than horse power. I would buy a car if it was in steroid horse power. And you know why they put S on a fast motor? That's what it is, steroid. steroid. You would see the iPhone 7 specs came out and it's already listed as an S, like right out of the gate.
Starting point is 00:38:29 How does that work? I thought S was always like the second iteration. That's what everyone's thinking that the current leak is a fake because they're listed as S's. Seven S. Yep. I just bought my 14 year old. Somehow I got out of buying my oldest kid a
Starting point is 00:38:46 Cell phone a mobile phone up until is cell phone. Does it make me sound old when I say cell phone? No, it's a cell phone It's what it is. I'm gonna say cell phone. I'm gonna say cell phone mobile phone. So bottom a cell phone He didn't want a cell phone. You're just an American if you say so he wanted a mobile phone I want to sound world now you sound like an English pro shut up. I guess are you trying to say that it's not a smartphone? Now you sound like an English pro. Shut up. I guess are you trying to say that it's not a smartphone? Yeah, like what kind of phone are we talking about? Like are we saying it's not a smartphone? So I got him, I got him, we went to go look
Starting point is 00:39:10 and I wanted to get him something that was kind of like, you know, but I also wanted to have a good phone. I first see. So he's like, he wants an iPhone 6 and I'm like, oh, that's like 400 bucks. So they're not doing that. So I ended getting them the iPhone SE. I wanted to get them a C,
Starting point is 00:39:26 a color, one of those color back phones. Cause I know those ones are cheaper, and I thought that's a good starter phone. But there's an iPhone SE. It's basically the iPhone 5, but they don't call it that. Doesn't even have a number. It's just called the iPhone SE. How's that set?
Starting point is 00:39:39 Is it that metal back like the 5 was? Yes. So it's the small one again. Yes. Now, why does that? Cat has that, yeah. Yep. And it's got like the five was? Yes. So it's the small one again. Yes. Yes. Now, why does that? Cat has that, yeah. And it's got like the upgraded camera.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Like it's got a better camera than the five does. It's got the thumbprint stuff too. What's the point of that one? Cheap. Cheaper. And I put it one of those life proof cases. The case was like almost as much as the phone. The one that like covers the front too and everything.
Starting point is 00:40:01 You like throw it in water if you want to. So you can play Pokemon now. You know what? I gotta say, it's like, I don't think people realize like how many Nintendo stock is like just skyrocketed. Skyrocketed. Well, every business too that has a Pokestop, their business has skyrocketed too.
Starting point is 00:40:16 That's crazy. There's like, well, it's in messaging through the app, they'd have like the next WhatsApp. And I mean, Nintendo should make a device that lets people play Pokemon Go and sell that because my 10 year old, he wants to play Pokemon Go. I'm like, we're not getting you a mobile phone. It's like it's not gonna happen.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Can you give him a phone and make it not a phone though? We did a little phonics. We gave him Ashley's own iPhone 5 and then he has to tether it to JD's phone now. So that was like JD's deal to get a phone. You have to be like your brother's like data hotspot while we play Pokemon Go. Teddy's gonna rinse him.
Starting point is 00:40:50 What, yeah, he's gonna like get all the allowance. They argue about it constantly. So I don't know where in a situation we're gonna have to do something about it. I just, can you get a SIM card this day to only? That's a really good question. I would like to if we could.
Starting point is 00:41:03 See, if I were in Nintendo, I would come up with the solution of like being able to have businesses be able to purchase a pogostop for their business so people will go there. You can apply to get a pogostop. Can you? Yeah, and you can apply to get a take in a way as well. If you don't want them. Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Here's what's crazy about this game. This game is already now the highest grossing mobile game of all time. It passed Candy Crush saga in. This game is already now the highest grossing mobile game of all time. It passed Candy Crush saga in revenue. So it's now the biggest money. How does it make money? Micro transactions. People like I've already spent 25 bucks on it.
Starting point is 00:41:33 How are you kidding me? I spent two on it. Yeah, I'm all city spent. I want to fucking poke a ball. Balls man. They just find him. Yeah, but this is your farm of entertainment. Like this is what you're doing on the weekend or something at night.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Like I totally. This is what I do at night. After my third day. I fully just by spending that much on it. Yeah, I watch your three days of the time. I'm like, I've spent 20 bucks in something I've used for three days now. It's your entertainment, yeah. Yeah, what I did is I bought polka coins
Starting point is 00:41:53 to raise my bag limit and to raise the number of Pokemon that I can carry. Can you achieve that through playing? Yes. Oh, but. Oh yeah, the gyms, yeah. Yeah, you capture gyms and then you have to hold them. There's a lot of debate because there's no instructions with the game at all one of the biggest debates is let's ask these players here
Starting point is 00:42:10 When you're capturing a Pokemon and you hold down on the Poca you play you know Yeah, when the circle goes in mm-hmm and then it gets bigger. Yeah When is the best time to throw the ball to Pokemon? I don't think The best time to throw the ball to Pokemon? I don't think, the best time to throw it is one smaller. See everyone has a different answer. But, bye bye. It doesn't make it harder. It doesn't have anything to do with catching it.
Starting point is 00:42:33 It's just, if the circle's really small and you get it in that circle, you get an excellent bonus and it's 100 more XP. That is correct. I've never gotten an excellent. I've only gotten a great, yeah. The excellence of the bowl. The excellence of 100 XP, greats 50 and nice stuff.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I don't even read what it says. So does getting, I just read the gotcha. I got it. Yeah, there you go. Got em. So does getting the bonus, make it more likely that you will capture the Pokemon. Like if you get an excellent.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Like it won't hop out. Or do you have to get the excellent, excellent, and then also get lucky and lock em in. Excellent. I think you have to also get lucky. Well, I don't know Curve ball yes, you're gonna hold the the ball down before you throw it and we'll spin it like that The ball starts spinning and you throw it like to the left and it curves in and Just to start it out. I think so. Yeah, but if you hit a curve ball you get like 10xp
Starting point is 00:43:23 So it's like not even worth it. No unless unless you get really good at hook and curve balls, then it gets a lot easier to hit them. I actually went through a whole day where I shot nothing but curve balls, and they have the time, I don't even get the XP bonus for that. Yeah, it's all, I can't catch with my thumb. I don't have to tell for my voice,
Starting point is 00:43:36 but I'm frustrated about it. I can tell. What do you do? I can't catch with my thumb. You can't catch, I do it all the time. I'm pretty good with the finger. If I thumb up like I'm one handing it, I always wing it to the right, like an idiot.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Does your wife play? What's up? Does your wife play? Yes. And so I'll drive around and she'll be in the pass to see with both our phones. And then, you know, if we drive by. Do you watch her when she's trying to catch Pokemon
Starting point is 00:43:59 on your phone, you're like, hey, come on. Oh no, she just, I pull over and catch them. Okay. When Ashley's not gonna lose the form lose a phone trying to catch one for me It's like eight balls in I'm like the fuck you do me that you see that? I'm wasting them. I mean anything like what you know when it's a leafy around you. Does that's nothing? Nothing. It really doesn't that means nothing. It doesn't mean like Pokemon or like out in the jungle Someone like like a fly you
Starting point is 00:44:20 With hands up a joke in the jungle They're out there creeping creeping around. Hey, what's up? So, yeah. Yeah, to answer your question though. Oh, Gavin, don't do that. Right next to me. There's like that. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, an email and nowhere. To answer your question, when you're like, you know, do you have to buy that stuff or can you do it, right? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:44:40 You still recording? You can. You can. Just do it by by capturing gyms. Like if you have a Pokemon in a gym and you hit, go to the shop and hit collect now, right? You get coins from it. For every Pokemon you have in a gym.
Starting point is 00:44:54 And you can't do it again for 21 hours. 21. 21. 21 hours. It's a weird time, but I feel like I had Pokemon guarding a gym for like two hours and I was able to click Pokemon's from it. And I don't know if that was a glitch or if I was able to click Pokecoins from it. And I don't know if that was a glitch or if it was a certain time of the day when it happened or if I like, glommed on to somebody
Starting point is 00:45:11 and you were like, can I have you done it? Yeah, I don't know. I've been only like a couple hours. But basically, you can only, holding a gym is really hard because everybody's out there trying to be held. Everybody out there is just trying to get them and they're pretty easy to take,
Starting point is 00:45:24 even if it's a really high jump. So if you take a gym and then use real life means to keep people away from it, do you keep it? Yeah, I mean, yeah, you can, what do you mean? Like a torch? Like, do you want to keep people away? Yeah, traps. I mean, you could.
Starting point is 00:45:38 That was like the whole RT life. Yeah. Yeah, that's about that. That's you and people away. Yeah, I did. I just hadn't played the game at that point, so I didn't really understand what the hell was going on I've been to some weird amazing that people would drive all the way in to the starlight drive through yeah, right?
Starting point is 00:45:51 It's pretty creepy isn't that locked I was on Easter Riverside last night with my kids We went to waffle house because we heard there was a mu two down there not Yeah, good They just have a few two and we're not gonna have gonna have a me to it's true Barbara good point great point We were down there trying to get a me to and then they didn't find it and they ate there. There you go Well, the kids also like wall for wall for house god business We need to eat the Denny's next door. We're not fucking ass for crying out He doesn't have a pogor stop
Starting point is 00:46:20 Okay, you won't find anything there maybe a pigeon if you're lucky Hey, there was a point where I needed a pigeon so bad to get to level five is that when you were running around the parking lot Yeah, when we did that Rt life I was at a level four almost level five and you can't go to a gym unless you're a five So I was just out there trying to catch a picture to that game like a really Like bad amount addicted to that I would play it if you didn't have to keep the app open to making it. That's rough. Like you know when it's like, oh walk five kilometers to hatch a thing. You have to have the app open that whole time. Oh so it can't your steps and stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:53 Which is that also is way off. That's yeah. I mean a kilometer and that's like eight kilometers. I feel like. Oh yeah. A kilometer is four laps around a track. Yeah. That's it. So it's just like it shouldn't take that long to do that. Five kilometers is 3.2 miles. I think. What does the one little like, sorry, two and a half, it's two and a half. One kilometer is, a track is 400 meters,
Starting point is 00:47:16 I was doing miles. 400 meters to go around a track. So it's two and a half times around like a normal track. That's a kilometer. That's not like, that's not a serious distance to go. And yet it takes for fucking ever to hatch a goddamn egg. No offense. So that mad about the metrics.
Starting point is 00:47:32 The one versus two versus three like little footprint thing on the app. It means that's nothing. Doesn't mean a thing. It's busted. Yeah, what it should mean is, like one step is right next to you. Two steps, you pretty damn close. Just keep walking the way you were. I went and went from three to one step is right next to you. Two steps, you're pretty damn close.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Just keep walking the way you were when it went from three to two. It worked for a while, too. It did work for a while. Three steps means, fuck, it could be in like cans. You know how many steps should they have? How many steps should they have? They should have max of like five, and they should come off. What they should have, I don't know if it's an item you'd be able to buy
Starting point is 00:48:03 or something, they should have like a fucking compass. If you click something it shows you the direction that direction. Yeah, I can make it easy But what even if it was like a 45 degree angle like it's that way, you know, just so you're not walking I mean Ash didn't have that he just had to find them. I don't give a fuck about ash All right, I should never job anything videos all day. Yeah, dude Because when I first saw the little footprints, I thought that meant like, okay, I see one day through step. Today was not for that day and the other one was not. Where the fuck is the Pokemon?
Starting point is 00:48:30 You guys, were you guys angry today? No, no, no. Okay, my Michael was. Did you just talk over with me the whole time? Michael today. Piece of shit. Was worthless. Oh yeah, he was.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I was trying to make him do a video with me for like two hours this morning and he was just. No, I was distracted. We kind of Barbara. We got, we had two different conversations. What else is fucking new? Barbara, go ahead. No, I'm done. Really? like two hours this morning and he was just not distracted. We kind of Barbara. We had two different conversations. What else is fucking new? Barbara, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:48:47 No, I'm done. Really? Come on, two, three steps. What's up? No, it's cool. You guys go on ahead. No, no, no, no. We weren't saying that.
Starting point is 00:48:55 We want to hear it until you talk. I thought. That was easy. I thought each step meant I have to take one step to get a Pokemon. So I would take one, fuck you. Oh, so you thought everything that's three steps is like right there? Yeah, I'm like, why is everyone complaining about having to go all over the place for the month?
Starting point is 00:49:12 There's three steps away. One step is like a block away. Two steps is your kind of in the neighborhood. Three steps is your both from the same planet. That's what I can determine. Yeah, you used to work perfectly though. Yeah. I was like, oh, something's here and it's three steps away and you start walking around and stuff and then it waits at two and you're like, all right, you used to work perfectly though. Yeah, of like, so something's here
Starting point is 00:49:25 and it's three steps away and you start walking around and stuff and then it'll wait to two and you're like, all right, I'm right next to it. And eventually be one, there it is. I always felt like the rarer ones were further away. Like, yeah, they fuck with you. Yeah, the rarer ones are like,
Starting point is 00:49:37 you're somewhere nearby on I.B. sewer or something like that. But now everything is neck-cut. I literally just, I hang outside of Adam Barrett's house like all day. Is that what you do? He's got a lot of shit, a lot of his house. So I just hang out over there.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Do you really close to him? Yeah. Jack, me and Adam Barrett all the way like right next to each other. Wait a minute. Yeah. Did Jack do fireworks for the July of the year? I don't think so, because it was the day after ROTX.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Oh, that makes sense. My kids were bugging me. We went and watched the fireworks at Autantorham Shorts. So you watched them? And I was worried about the Zika virus. So I loaded them up with off. You were worried about him getting Zika.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Who? My kid. One of my kids, yeah. From Austin? Or do you feel like Brazil or something? No. The first case of a microcephaly from the Zika virus was in Houston.
Starting point is 00:50:25 It just happened. They're tripping it to Zika. What happens if a kid has it, guess it? That's a great question. That's why I'm worried about it. I don't think they yet know for sure. But it's one of those things. It's like, you've played playgink, right?
Starting point is 00:50:39 Or what's the, what's the, there's two games or the same thing? Playgink. Playgink. Playgink corporate. Plague ink. Plague incorporated. You ever play that game? No. That's where you play as a disease. No. And you have to like, your job is to infect the world.
Starting point is 00:50:51 And one of the things that you do in that game, play flood. One of the strategies that you have over time, is you try to have a disease that is very contagious, but not very damaging, and that evolves into be a more damaging virus later, that way people don't fight the disease right on because I keep on to the radar for a fact
Starting point is 00:51:09 Yeah, but then you you infect a lot of people then you like do a conversion and become a deadly disease and then start killing everybody God was another game now that's gonna be another one. You're gonna be bug me. Tell us on Twitter. Pandemic. Is that it? Yeah, it's not a dynamic to it. That's not right. Yeah, that was a great one. Also, I have two iPads going here because I'm going down the street today, but I promise you we will be checking Twitter. So, Tweetus at hashtag RT Podcasts. But I also want to remind you that this podcast is brought to you by Blue Apron.
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Starting point is 00:52:50 We just talked about hunting Pokemon in New York, by the way. You want a magnumite? New York. We're lousy buying a ticket, right? We're lousy with magnumites. Have you got your vault oak? Yes, I have. Those are all over New York as well, by the way.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Really? There was everywhere. One park in Austin that has a bunch of and cat looked it up and was like we're going to this part. Is it like the the old powestation? No, and I was when the game first came out, I was like I'm going to go to a power station to see if I find it there. Is there a subreddit for Pokemon go where you could actually find out where they have?
Starting point is 00:53:17 There's an Austin one. There's an Austin map. It's Pokemon go Austin. Just of like people who found these Pokemon in certain locations. Yeah, there was like a Google map austin and it has all pictures of the book one everywhere they've been found and there's certain places are just like a fucking breeding ground yeah like down by uh... like that lady bird lake that walk on the board
Starting point is 00:53:37 or to our insurance charm and are all over that place now i got five-year that was your plan yeah i went for a walk attorney at the weekend. I was looking. It's good stuff. Hashtag a couple of eggs. Yeah, it's nice.
Starting point is 00:53:50 But we've been out there like late at night, it seems like, whether we got off a plane and like stop by, the river, and it's like the summer nights in Austin are just gorgeous. It's like 80 degrees, a little bit less, like 78 degrees. So it's like, it's very warm, but at the same time, it's like a nice breeze, because it's nice, great. It's really nice. Austin 78 degrees. It's very warm, but at the same time it's like a nice breeze because it's nice Great. It's really nice. Austin's nice. Austin's nice. It's a little brutally hot during the day
Starting point is 00:54:11 But I like it. No, it's nice. My lawn is dying. No, is it? Don't want to do that. Why? It's don't want to do that. It's hard to get it back on it. That's good. She had a wasted. No Don't do it. My my my my dad is's blowing gallons of water just straight into the floor. No, I don't, because water, that's what water does. No, I don't mean like environmentally, I mean, money wise. What's weird is that we take the water out of the environment, put it in the jugs, and then put it in our refrigerator. Well, I don't want my lawn with jugs.
Starting point is 00:54:37 What freaks me out is if I ever throw away a plastic model that has water left in it, I have this weird feeling that like that water's never going gonna get out of that plastic. That water will never serve its purpose. Yeah, it's never gonna, I mean like, it's like you just, I mean, if you take a big glass of water and just dump it out on the driveway,
Starting point is 00:54:53 that's great. That's the way that's supposed to work. And then the water will evaporate and go up and make a cloud and cloud will ruin somebody's day. Somewhere else. Just replace your entire lawn with stone. Don't do that. My place over the last place I had,
Starting point is 00:55:06 I had too much stone stuff. That was a bunch of little rocks, I was like gravel. What are you gonna do? Gold first. I thought I met like a tile stone. Oh, we're gonna just pave your front yard. Do that. I had a zero escaped front yard in my old place.
Starting point is 00:55:20 I just kinda let it play. Zero escaped. Yeah, I think it's zero with an X. It was the loudest front yard I've ever been. That's the dubious thing. No, it's so cool. It's so cool like zero escaped. Yeah, I think it's zero with an X. It was the loudest front guard I've ever been. It was the doucheiest thing. No, it's so cool. It's so cool. Is it right?
Starting point is 00:55:28 Zero escape is with an X, right? X zero escape? Now we got a thumbs up. It was like, give me the thumbs up. Your lawn was all crunchy in your old place. I'd walk up to your front door and be like, kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it exactly in the way. The whole backyard. But the first thing I did when I moved in was had all that fucking gravel taken out and I put lawn back in. But there's a pool back there.
Starting point is 00:55:48 So like if you add out barefoot to go to the pool, you'd have to walk on that gravel? No, the solution was do you remember that in the grass, I had these cement steps, little like lily pads that you could walk from one to the next to get to the pool? They had those in the gravel, but then all that would happen is a little bit of gravel would get on top of those things and you'd step on that.
Starting point is 00:56:08 So it would hurt like 10 times worse than stepping the gravel. Terrible design. It's like one bad thing about that house. So I immediately removed all that and put in grass. And like I had like three guys come bid on it and they were all like, are you sure you want to do this? I'm positive. Just put fucking grass here.
Starting point is 00:56:21 I want grass. So I almost broke my toe at your house one time. How'd you do that? It was when you threw the surprise party for me. And that was a day a garalt miselectric cute at himself on a... Yeah, it was also the day he slipped on your pool and I want to go catch him and my foot went directly
Starting point is 00:56:37 into him and I broke one of my toes. On him? Yep. I am amazed that nobody brained themselves at that, going in that pool. Cause that deck around it was like smooth as could be. Yeah, that's when he slipped. Yeah, and it's like if you, the kids were running stuff
Starting point is 00:56:53 and they would stop and then their feet just keep going and you just like fall on your butt and it's like I'm really happy nobody cracked their head open. How did you almost electrocute himself again? Remember the, I changed the light bulbs and the lights, those, like those, Thank you to an electrician though. string bulbs you go ahead of the spot they
Starting point is 00:57:07 went like because dreads would just like no it's fine like Michael was an electrician for years and uh... Michael has a really high tolerance for everything zapping games yep somebody sent me by the way a photo of the kid in mexico playing the car battery with the two copper rods Game it was like the kid looked like he was like seven years old. He was playing this game. What is that game? Well, what game I described in the previous podcast when we were in college we would go to Mexico
Starting point is 00:57:34 Because we weren't old enough to drink so we go to border towns like Madamoros and Nuevo, Laredo We were like 18 and 19 we go drink there and it was good a fake ID. That's a lot of effort But but it was also fun. Just grow a beard. No one's way more fun It's way more fun. I also had a fake ID. I had my brother's ID He was two years older than me and I could get away with that. Do you look like him? No He was like 80 pounds heavier than me too and uh, and he was like I was I was a lot lighter Complex did like I used to have blonder hair. Is that a word lighter? Complex and complex. Yeah, venians
Starting point is 00:58:01 a blonder hair. Is that a word? Later, completely. Completed. Yeah, venians. Yeah. You, you, you a blog. Let's come back to talking to you over in Barbara. For the rest of the podcast.
Starting point is 00:58:10 Back to the other 300 and X amount of podcasts. Do you feel like we talk over you on the podcast? Absolutely. Do you really? Absolutely. Everyone else thinks so too. Wait, who? All the comments on every podcast I'm on is just like,
Starting point is 00:58:21 all the haters I never talk. Yeah, because every time I try to, you guys talk over me. The barber, the floor is yours. What would you like to say? I wasn't in the middle of talking, so I'm on it's just like all here's I never talk yeah because I mean I tried to you guys talk over the barber the floor is yours what would you like to say I'm I wasn't in the middle of talking so I'm good you've got anything not right now I'm just making sure thank you let's bring up another subject and if I start to talk don't start talking to the most we got your notes Barbarian yeah although it's kind of evening out. With me? Yeah. It's okay. I'll just sing.
Starting point is 00:58:47 How am I doing? You're doing great. Yes. Yeah, I like Jeremy. I talk very fast. Yeah. And as a result of it, pauses seem very long to me even when they're totally normal pauses. I'm a slower talker, so I think that hurts me.
Starting point is 00:58:59 I'm like that on panels, too. Like somebody will ask a question. And nobody on the panel will say anything, which to me feels like 10 seconds of just nothing, I'll go to answer and then someone will go, I was gonna answer that question. It's like, why didn't you answer the question? It's like, I don't understand why it didn't happen.
Starting point is 00:59:15 So I just recognize that my time frame for conversation is a little bit fast. I think it's also the fact, and I don't mean this in any sort of sexist manner, but- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Gary for this. Women's voices don't tend to Have the same kind of power that men's voices do a lot So I think in conversation a lot of women feel like they get talked over by a group of guys
Starting point is 00:59:35 It's Gavin. I have a powerful voice. No, but it's a male voice Like that. No, but Bernie is right with like silence where I mean that's my off topic is Like such a shit show because like we're all trained and making let's place to not let there be a silence Yeah, I think at all now. That's what theater mode was so hard for us to Because we have to be silence sometimes that we can hear the movie and the audience can hear the movie Hmm, that's so new to us. Yeah, I feel like if Michael's on it, that's impossible Silence with Michael. I wouldn't so new to us. Yeah, I feel like if Michael's on it, that's impossible. Silence with Michael. I wouldn't be able to do a podcast with Michael.
Starting point is 01:00:08 I don't think I'd ever speak if Michael's on a podcast with me. I would love to do an experiment with Michael where we just let him talk and see how long he can do it. He does have a full place. Yeah, the full place. I'm kind of like, let's see how long. Like, 12 hours, could he go?
Starting point is 01:00:21 Could he go 24 hours? Just like one continuous conversation? As much as you give him. I think so too. It's an extraordinary talent that he has. A gift of gab, if you will. But I was just saying earlier before Barb cut me off. When we were in New York, I did this experiment with my kids.
Starting point is 01:00:37 It's culinary experiment, but then usually we make something like we cook something. This time we did something else. We went to a New York deli for our last meal. Teddy really wanted to try pastrami for some reason. And he fucking ate it. I thought, no, he's gonna eat it. But I was like, all right, let's give it a shot. What was it?
Starting point is 01:00:54 It's corn beef, sliced corn beef, right? It's not the same as pastrami. No, I have. I just don't know what it is. It's like, that's scary there. It's one of the meats with a fancy name. Yeah. Well, the sandwich had mustard on it.
Starting point is 01:01:04 It was like, it was all ready to go. And so I was like, I was like, yeah, it's good with mustard. So give it a shot. He's like, what's this? He like pointed out that he saw the yellow layer in there. He's like, what's this? And I said, that is, I'm think it's some kind of cheese. It's only a lot of dough.
Starting point is 01:01:17 So he tried it and he was like, he powered through about half of a one half the sandwich. He was like, anyway, so we ate at that deli and we each had a sandwich. I bought an extra sandwich because I knew Teddy was not going to like the p half the sandwich. He's like, eh. Anyway, so we ate that deli, and we each had a sandwich. I bought an extra sandwich because I knew Teddy was not gonna like the best ramen. So I got him something else, and then we all had like a drink,
Starting point is 01:01:31 and then we had like two different, we had a two canolies that we split between us. Anyway, that was like 85 bucks for that meal. I was right near Times Square that we ate that. And then we came home that day, the next day, we ordered groceries. We hadn't delivered to the house. We had like a half a week of groceries delivered
Starting point is 01:01:51 and it was a hundred bucks. And I was like, I was trying to show them, it's like, that was one meal we ate, that was 85 bucks and then here's three or four days of food. That's only a hundred. You had three meals a day. No, that's after we got back. We got back to Austin, we did it.
Starting point is 01:02:03 How is it? No, Northeast. Hey, one of the really cool things about, got back to Austin, we did it. How is it? Yeah, Northeast. One of the really cool things about, and there's not much, one of the cool things about Uber going away though, is the Instacart, which is our grocery delivery service, is a thousand times better now. Why is that?
Starting point is 01:02:16 Because all the drivers are available, I think. You think they went over to Instacart? They had to go somewhere. They didn't go to like fair or fast in or any of those. I think maybe it gave Instacart a chance to catch up on their hiring or something like that. Because now it's something better. Before it was like, you know, you couldn't get anything until the next day basically. So at that point, you're like, well, I guess I'll just go to the grocery store.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Do you want one of those fridges where you can order food on? No. What are those? I got like TVs on them now. You can order food through them. Like hands on. Oh, like Instacut. And if you're out shopping, you can see inside your fridge to see what you have.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Yeah, you were telling me about that. Remember we said we wanted to get a picture of the inside from Army outside. Just open the fridge. Well, you can't. If you're at the supermarket, little jay. I said the same thing. Yeah. No, we're talking about when you're home.
Starting point is 01:03:01 You want there to be an image showing the inside. What do you mean? So there's a display on the front. You go up to it and you're like, you push a button and it's like, you're home. You want there to be an image, like showing the image. What do you mean? So there's a display on the front. You go up to it and you're like, you push a button and it's like, you have six eggs. No, the feature I'm talking about is you can see a camera inside your fridge through your phone wherever you are.
Starting point is 01:03:16 A camera? Yeah, you can see inside your fridge. You can see inside your fridge. Oh, I got even milk. Wait, so you can, you get a camera feed and you're like, yeah, it's pretty low. Yeah. Just open the door or just write it down like the pen and paper has been working for so long You're thinking you're just gonna like go out and paper
Starting point is 01:03:37 So it's going to start driving to the supermarket. We use Instacon. We're gonna go Some people do but you say you're gonna go to the supermarket and go figure it out when I'm there. And then just look it up at the same. I assume it's like an emergency. It's like those dryers that have the hatch in for like, oh, I forgot my socks. What?
Starting point is 01:03:55 The washing machine. There's the washing machine with the front, you pull open a thing while it's on, and you can bung extra crap in. Because you always find something after you put it. You can also open a wash machine when it's going Yeah, that's the whole thing you got to press the button you wait for the wall you said a dryer Yeah, I meant washer you man a washer. What's the thing? What's the washer? You're talking about you're talking about a front loading washer
Starting point is 01:04:15 Yeah, when he's high efficiency washers. Can you just like it open like a bum? What's it a bum as like a bum hole? Bung door in the top in the in the top of the round can you put all your clothes into the bum door? Why would you do that? I don't know because I don't know why you're trying your socks Why would you have two doors to do the same fucking thing? No, it's one door with a door in it It's what cuz it went it's like the fridge way if you squeeze it differently it opens differently What house is he living? Why? What's even a fridge? I don't have a fridge.
Starting point is 01:04:47 I like your technology. It's cool. You don't need a fridge with a security camera, two doors, and an iPad. What door? Well, as to is one door. It's two doors, you say it's two doors. Let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Why if you have one door on the washing machine and you put the stuff in there, why don't you just open that same door instead of another door inside of that door? Because genius, those same bills up with water, you want to open the door and I've watched you hit the button. Yeah, then you have to wait for the water to come out, it takes forever and then it goes kunk and it unlocks so you can put stuff in or- Or-
Starting point is 01:05:20 Or the bung door. The bung door where it's like it's on, you just go, whoop, and water comes out of that. No, because it's like that. It's like, this is the front. It's like a mailbox. It's like a shoot. By the way, if you're listening to the audio podcast, that whole thing that Gell just did, went through a whole lot of machinations, basically barbers right, so we're angled.
Starting point is 01:05:39 So what you're looking for, it's an angle. So why not put all your clothes and do that thing? Why would you? because it's slow? This is for the I think it sounds like a better way to look it's clearly a better way to load the washing show No, no, this is for ever what he's saying is for every time that you've ever put in a load of laundry and then 10 minutes later I thought crap forgot the yeah, oh like oh man I put in all my laundry basket stuff. I forgot my suitcase that I just finished traveling with. You wash your suitcase. That's the one.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Fit that in the bong door. Fucking idiot. I think technology and appliances is neat. I don't have any of these fridges on dry. Oh, we paid 500 bucks for that on your washing machine so that you don't have to stand there for an extra three seconds. No, yeah, I don't have one.
Starting point is 01:06:22 I wouldn't pay that. I'm saying it's cool and one day it'll be like the standard. Yeah, it'll be the standard. I'll sit on my couch and look at my iPad to see when my toast and the toast. Yeah, back on that kind of stuff, I guarantee there'll be something else that comes along that you won't even be prepared for.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Like everyone's all three months ago. Everybody's all up in arms about VR. And they're about the $800 headsets. Everybody's going, apeshit, VR's the new thing. I was sitting there the whole time going going yeah, but when AR comes out It's gonna be a way bigger deal like is we'll be able to go with it everywhere and it'll affect our real life And AR will be a much bigger deal than VR what happens? Pokemon go comes out an AR application and everybody goes fucking nuts you play without VR though
Starting point is 01:07:00 I would that AR well because it burns through my camera. Yeah, but it's not AR because I still got to go through the world You mean battery what what I say camera. Yeah, I meant it by that bad. No, AR doesn't count if it's not using the camera I didn't think unless this in post superimposing stuff over real life. That's not AR That's just using a map and playing a game. It's augmented reality. There are Pokemon that live in Austin Now because of this game, you know, they don't actually live in Austin in real life. Yeah, but they're on your phone. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:33 On a commercial map. That's not putting anything in your reality. That's like saying Yelp is AR. It's very much is putting it. Am I crazy? It's very much putting in your reality. AR is like superimposing it over real life, right? That's what the I told you there's a Pokemon across the street
Starting point is 01:07:49 Can I see it right if I told you there's a Pokemon across the street and I said go get it or you should capture that Pokemon What would you do? You get up you would get up from here and you would go walk in reality over to where the Pokemon is Mm-hmm. You would go it's in my phone You wouldn't scroll over to it or anything like that you would go walk in reality over to where the Pokemon is. You would go, it's in my phone. You wouldn't scroll over to it or anything like that. You would go in real life over to that. That's what I was thinking. Wow. Okay. I just feel like it has to be over like real visuals. Now, it has to be like a pigeon on a bench. Pigeon a bench. I think that's what I was thinking.
Starting point is 01:08:24 I think I spoke to her. I mean, the a bench. I think that's what I'm talking about. I think that's what I'm talking about. I mean, the AR slide. You can literally press the slide at the says, AR off and the rest stuff goes away. Yes. There are virtual reality games where you can sit at your computer. It's still a virtual reality game.
Starting point is 01:08:36 But it's better when you can stand up and move around, right? Totally. Well, I mean, virtual reality is, if you can move your head and look. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. What does Twitter say? Well, I mean but you're really if you can move the head and look What is Twitter say I have a check Twitter right now. Just can't anybody else do that because I get a billion other things Here let me look up our two. I'll look up Twitter
Starting point is 01:08:58 You'll look up to it or it's a line of my My father is a charge of social media for the company Like if I could see the Twitter feed hovering behind me. Yes, that would be a- That would be a- Hovering. They'd be mad that I missed for not some mobile. Augmented reality. I have a really terrible story that I have got to tell before.
Starting point is 01:09:14 This might be Gavin. This might be the worst airline story. Oh, are you serious? I can't believe this happened and I was there for New York. If I was anywhere else in the plane, I would have missed it. I was right there. I was I was like part of the story. It was Horrible so we were coming back air travels a nightmare this summer. Do you agree with that? Plains are late. Are you having more trouble with planes than you ever have with airline travel? I think you're flying more than ever. It's awful right now, right? Yeah
Starting point is 01:09:41 And I think it's assigned the economy is actually doing well because there's a lot of people traveling. The airports are so fucking crowded, all the goddamn time. Anyway, our plane I was in JFK. I was returning from New York, which by the way. Terrible, I pulled. Magnumites. Everywhere. Everywhere, Voltorbs.
Starting point is 01:09:55 Everywhere. Oh, I got to go again. It's the promise. Everywhere. I was walking down the street from the cipher. Is that a cipher? There's all over the place here. Oh, are there?
Starting point is 01:10:03 Yeah, I didn't see him. He likes Voltul, but he doesn't like the electrode. Hate electrode. Electro are there yeah it's you like vault to be doesn't like the like-trader hate electrode like shows like that the same thing no i'm not like shows got a dumbass stupid grin on its face vault or just this vault of the pokeable yet that's it's when they do it by the way someone on twitter said uh... you don't need a compass the tracker pops green when you turn to pay
Starting point is 01:10:21 saw that when you select the tracker list there's like eighty seven rumors about pokemon go people just of things people don't turn green. They said the tracker pops green when you turn to face the one you select in the tracker list and that was from a strife rider on what the little thing at the bottom right what's a tracker. I don't know I'm just reading the track so you can't like see what's near you and click on it and it will like follow it like see I'm like when there's a fucking ghastly across the street. Ghastly, but that's in your phone. It's not across the street.
Starting point is 01:10:51 No, it's not AR. Not at all. So, we're in JFK. Our plane was coming from Orlando and it was late. So we were an hour late and then because there was no other gates available, they basically just delayed us in the plane after us. So then there was two planes worth of passengers at one gate waiting for their planes to show up
Starting point is 01:11:10 and everyone was getting fussy. And JFK, the gates are already like enormously tiny, like way tinier than they need to be. And so there's a ton of people jammed in here. It was getting hot, everyone's gonna rush. The plane finally shows up, they send the cleaning crew on, they rush you the whole thing, they get the crew, comes in, they get on,
Starting point is 01:11:28 they say, all right we're gonna board. Let's go, go, let's go, let's go, let's go. So we were all like, okay, you know, we all just wanted to take off. We all wanted to get the hell out of that gate situation. So we get on the plane. I'm getting my kids all settled. I'm in the IELC.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Then across the aisle from me is this nice couple in the window in the aisle seat. Then across the aisle from me is this nice couple in the window in the middle seat and this dude with his family was next to him, like a row in front of us. He was in the aisle seat across from me. And I don't know if I was looking at the right place at the right time, but basically what happened is the lady
Starting point is 01:11:57 who was in the middle seat, she was getting everything ready really fast. And everybody was like frantic and she goes and she's like, I took all my shit out of the seat back pocket and I put it up in up a new overhead bin Which you hate that I do that? Well, that's yeah Just to respect. Yeah, you're gonna do this from now on because she's like going crazy She like shoving stuff in her seat back pocket. She's doing it really fast. She puts her hand in the seat back pocket It goes into the air sickness bag,
Starting point is 01:12:26 which had been used on the previous flight. And the cleaning crew, because they were in a rush, they didn't catch it. She pulls her hand out. She looks like kind of like a surgeon going into surgery, because she's holding her hands as far away from her body as she can, and she's gone. Someone else's vomit. someone else's vomit.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Someone else's vomit. Someone else's vomit is on her hand. You're all getting curious. I know. Oh, it was it was to this lady's credit. She had such a good attitude about it. And I didn't know that apparently flight attendants, they had this like industrial level antibacterial spray or like antiseptic.
Starting point is 01:13:12 And like they had two different kinds that would like spring it on her hand and clean your hand off. I'm actually okay, I went through all this on the plane. I was like laughing and gagging the whole time. I have it. And they like sprayed her down. You could smell that antiseptic, this on the plane. I was like laughing at gagging the whole time. Cabot.
Starting point is 01:13:26 And they like sprayed her down. You could smell that antiseptic, like the rest of the trip. I'd probably rather smell that. Oh yeah. Oh, no, that's thankfully no one could smell. I couldn't smell from where I was sitting. But like the dude was nails, he was like, oh no!
Starting point is 01:13:42 So it was like, that was the person who was with the couple, right? So the couple couple was on the window in the middle seat the guy right next to me like across the aisle for me was the other guy He was pretty cool vomits in a bag and then leaves it open in the back of the city doesn't tell anybody like doesn't like Oh, what would you do? Open to one of those air I would take that but you take that bag with you and you throw it away Yeah, it's a bathroom It's me like you're somebody's taking a dog for a walk to dog poop, they bend down, they bag the poop, and then they throw the poop on the floor. Here's a scenario for you, though.
Starting point is 01:14:09 What if it was on landing, where you actually can't get up or go back, basically at all, any more, Jordan. At some point, they're leaving the plane, though. Yeah, but they're probably just like, all I take care of. Yeah, exactly. Think about this, though. You're thinking it was the previous flight. It could have been a few.
Starting point is 01:14:24 What if it was the day that's a really bad cleaning crew Two-day old what is that I mean what's the moment of realization? Probably when you feel wet cold wet cold Cold wet, but it was still warm uh... uh... i'm gonna die i've noticed every i'm just trying to get off the bomb is to get jermy on gathered at all
Starting point is 01:14:50 uh... every time now we fly from austin to l.a. you landed that god damn international terminal of you know so i don't know if they're i'm in the other terminal that's not this is the word board of the podcast listeners with this terminal for the american flights fly out of. Sometimes a fly out of the international terminal, which is called the Tom Bradley. International.
Starting point is 01:15:10 And it's cool three, even though it's next to four. Tom Bradley. It's like one, two, Tom and three and four. Then there's terminal four is American five and six are other terminals at LA. There's a secret terminal that some American flights fly out of which you can only get to by going into terminal for and then taking a bus across the fucking tarmac satellite. What is that? That's for like overflow, I guess, and for like small,
Starting point is 01:15:37 like American Eagle flights. I've been going to that nonstop. That's what I've been dealing with this. Oh, apparently, it's sorry. The green ping ping is false It's just the list refreshing everything about Pokemon is false All right, but I just want to make sure people didn't think that that was the actual answer except there is one rumor that you can Control how your EVs evolve You can decide what they evolve into another rumor that you can get a Pikachu as a starter and my kids benefit it from that They both got Pikachu's for start and my kids benefited from that. They both got Pikachu's for start. Yeah, it's gross.
Starting point is 01:16:03 So, and of course, in typical my kid fashion, JD knew about the trick and we did it and applied it, Teddy just lucked out and got it. Like, he just wandered away from the starters and ended up getting a Pikachu eventually. It's just like very typical. You didn't want any of the other ones. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:20 Did you want to talk about day five, by the way? He said you want to talk about the episode more, but I don't know if you're good. Yeah, I was gonna talk about like shooting that shot that we did with the RTX attendees and everything, but it's, I mean, the main thing is, is like I'm so excited that the series is coming out. I'd love to see a top down of that shot.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Yeah, that guy might have runs existed back then. Were you at that RTX journey? Actually, what year was it? 2012. 2012, I was not. No. 23rd teams of first year Our takes is the thing I have the hardest trouble keeping track of was that our first year at the convention center it was right? Okay, that's when we had I think four thousand attendees
Starting point is 01:16:56 Yeah, my actually my my we're all assigned a guardian is like basically like our personal guardian My personal guardian that year was a kid who was a professional Pokemon player. He would play in state tournaments. So what he did? Damn. And he would train up his Pokemon all the time. That's when I knew nothing about Pokemon. It was fascinated by the fact that this kid could professionally make money by playing
Starting point is 01:17:18 Pokemon. So since last week, do you know the names of more Pokemon? I know the names of tons of Pokemon. All right. Let's see. There's EV. Now that. What's see a sum. Uh, there's Evie. Now that. What's that?
Starting point is 01:17:27 Is that good? Yeah. Last week he didn't know any, but he did name it. Weedle, our botan. Cannerpie. And Enix. Oh, I got an Onyx. That's like a big rock dragon.
Starting point is 01:17:39 Hey, it's one around the corner from here. The rock dragon. I said, I'm Teddy wanted one. I took him straight to it. It's right over by the Dell children's hospital. Run don't want me. Yeah, I know what say about that There's this book one right here, and I was like I don't fucking see anything I'm gonna walk around the park. There's no Pokemon So I say okay, let's say some more. Oh geez. I mean, I have a ton of them
Starting point is 01:17:59 What do you I mean get me all a star? What they turn into oh shit that I can't do all the starters? Oh Charmander's a starter he turns into Charmillion and then turns into Charizard You know what then squirtle turns into first it and then he also turns into something else after that I don't know what the fuck turns into and then Pikachu turns into You're messing one Richard too Who is Pikachu turn into Rich and then who's that what's your bubble do turn into? Rich and then I choose you. Who's that one?
Starting point is 01:18:26 Bulbasaur turns into Venusaur and then I be so. I didn't know until I got Pokemon Go that there was a middle stage for any of those things. And the only reason I'll Venusaur is because Eagle Raptors fucking hilarious Pokemon animation that he did years ago. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen online. Venusaur?
Starting point is 01:18:43 It's so great. I didn't know, in fact, by the way, I have gotten so deep into Pokemon, I actually watched an episode of the anime. Is it fair to call it an anime? I mean, the anime, the style is essentially one of the big tools that they use, is it basically a still image, and the anime is little as possible, like just a mouth or something like that. Or just the legs walking.
Starting point is 01:19:03 Right. Or like they do like the digital zoom and with layers. It's super lazy in some areas, but then super detailed. Like explosions and smoke always look really good. They never use them. And you don't know that they're using the same fucking thing. All right, you all right? You're okay, sorry about that. They'll look side there.
Starting point is 01:19:17 The, yeah, but Pokemon to me is like, that's like one of the cheapest looking enemies that I've ever seen. Now the fights I got, I didn in C1 that had a fight, I watched a fucking episode where Slowpoke evolves into Slowbro and why that happens and like there was an explanation of it, got that show is fucking mind-numbing.
Starting point is 01:19:36 I don't know how you guys grew up watching that show. That's a real Pokemon. Slowbro. Slowbro. I thought it was like, the character with the backwards hat, like Slowbro. Slowbro is a like yo the character with the backwards hat like slow-bro Slow-bro is a slowpoke with a Sheldor on its tail. I'm so good at moving in there. It's a shoulder. What a shoulder is the It's a clam it's a clam that can lick you by the way if you read all the descriptions that my kids are big and like reading like lore
Starting point is 01:19:58 I don't know why like yeah Like they read the polka decks and they read me the stuff and they read also I love it because they read the polka stops. Did you know you click on the name of a polka stop? It gives you information about that. It does, and it's all of them are weird. And it's really cool though, because you drive around Austin.
Starting point is 01:20:11 It's like, I find places that I've lived in Austin 20 years, and I'm like, I never knew that was there. Like, the statue, or something like that. I found a Banksy in LA, but I wouldn't have known it was a Banksy. That's awesome. Well, there's a few people in the office
Starting point is 01:20:21 who said they've never been to the Capitol before, but they went because there's Pokemon over there. Yeah, It's crazy. People have lived in Austin for 20 years. Crazy. Crazy. But they, when you read the description of the Pokemon, they're awful. They're terrible animals I mean, they're just like like a drowsy is an animal that comes and sucks the dreams out of your nose at night That's what a drowsy does. Yeah need to fuck. Yeah. That one's horrifying. It's all horrifying. And this is a kid's thing? It's pretty bad. Yeah, the drowdy one is especially like horrific.
Starting point is 01:20:53 It's a kid show. This is what a hauntzer says. Hauntzer is a dangerous Pokemon. If one beckons you while floating in darkness, you must never approach it. This Pokemon will try to lick you with its tongue and steal your life away Huh, yeah, so it's gonna lure you to a back alley and lick you until you die Well, I've never understood is how to get to the center of its soul How a cubo and has his mom's head on yeah cubo's wearing its mother's skull what yeah
Starting point is 01:21:22 It's like when it comes back, it was born with it on. And like, so his mother is always dead. What does that work? There's a lot of theories behind it. You ever see a cubo without the hat on? Maybe that's part of the birthing process. And Shoei comes out to the top. Shoei's mother's a Marrowaac,
Starting point is 01:21:37 which has a much bigger head anyway. There's one Pokemon that I understand. Sure, let's not poke around. Shoei. What the fuck is Mr. Mime? He's a dude human poke. He's not Pokemon Go, is he? Yes, he's probably the original one.
Starting point is 01:21:50 He's one of the originals. What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name?
Starting point is 01:21:57 What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? There's one box in my nose, but not wearing black face. Right, purple face. There's a dude with boxing gloves.
Starting point is 01:22:05 Hit a man, hit a chit a champ, hit my champ. Hit my champ. Yeah. That's based off chat. That's based off chat. Yeah, and there's Hitmon Lee, which is based off Bruce Lee. And these are the original Pokemon? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:15 See Pokemon, you gotta land that sweet spot where it's like not knowing anything about it, it's no fun. Knowing a little bit about it is a ton of fun. Knowing a lot about it, once again goes totally not fun whatsoever Like that I don't I wish I didn't know what you just said to me what did I just say that's based on Jackie Chan and that There's a Mr. Mime who's a human Pokemon. I don't want to know any of that. He's a mine and there's wearing it's mother's
Starting point is 01:22:37 Skull or is mine doesn't wear a smother's skull that be creepy he probably does But it's creepy no matter what I'm yeah it's it's it's terribly creepy it doesn't tell that or that ends the biggest mind blow of yeah Pokemon so when you find out that Eccans backwards a snake yeah how often you read you in the hair uh this is still from the first get out of here go out that's really it held the color really well so that's still the first one yeah but it's not growing out you're not getting like you do not get roots Little bit but not really you heard just go really slow. Yeah, so it'll stay this length for about ever
Starting point is 01:23:12 I'll probably die at a different color before the next last play live Well color rainbow don't know you should do like a like a blue or a red. I'll do a blue. These do white I was just making one for Danny Phantom skin come down. I was just making look like a little bit of a man. You're a Danny Phantom? It's getting calm. Yeah. At least you got a young face though. So it's like the white hair would be. There was a thing we went to Melbourne,
Starting point is 01:23:30 so it made me look like me. Yeah. We went to Melbourne a few years ago. And a bunch of, there was a kind of trend there at the time where a bunch of people that we ran into ladies had dyed their hair silver. And you would think that would make them look old. It just looked cool.
Starting point is 01:23:41 Now it's really in now. It looked really cool. It looked really cool. I thought the faded rainbow looking here. Opal hair. When do you think beards are going away? Never. No, do you think they're here to stay?
Starting point is 01:23:51 I hope so. Beards. Yeah. I'm all about beards. Are you? Yeah. Or like what, like full beard? Or like, shave it all?
Starting point is 01:23:59 Shave it all. Like that's a good level, that's a good level, that's a good level. Any more than that is a little. Like once it starts getting past where your jaw line is too much, by like an inch or more, too much. But like also like going down the neck though too, right? Like he should shave his neck down there.
Starting point is 01:24:13 Gavin? Yeah. His hair's light enough that it's not too bad. I don't know, that's a Trojus. I mean, you're gonna cut that. It's a Trojus? Wow. It's like it doesn't end.
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Starting point is 01:25:40 Gavin, you can go and you can get Harry's razor, and you can just like clean all of that up. I need to clean this up here a little bit just a little bit. I got my hair cut shorter and I like it as it's like I got my gray showing right to see that like there. I saw that in the uh I watched your vlog in the first member vlog. What time? Like that. Earn that. Earn all those. You did one of those like snap changes. I earned them all tough tough life and edit my own videos. Why why don't we call it a hobby? What? Why don't we call it first hobby? Because only like 10,000 people would understand that. It's funny there.
Starting point is 01:26:11 Why don't we call it first? Hobby, you remember hobby? Oh, hobby, yeah. Not many of you would get hobby, for sure. Oh, I hope it saved that recording before it died. Oh, I was a test, I just whispered it in there. Uh, did you? Yeah, hopefully it died.
Starting point is 01:26:24 Hopefully it's good. It made it most of the way through the podcast. We'll record it, hopefully. Before I die, hopefully it's good. It made it most of the way through the podcast. We'll record it. That's what killed it. Outro. All right. Anything you want to talk about before we wrap up? We got about five minutes left.
Starting point is 01:26:32 Yes. What do you got? So this weekend, we're doing a live stream with StackUp, which is a great organization. We're going to be streaming from 10 a.m. I believe for eight hours. It's going to be Rooster Teeth, Screw Tech,ima Hunter and Funhouse. So that's 10 a.m. This weekend and then also after this podcast John and I did an interview with two people who are gonna be at Comic Con this weekend black nerd comedy Andrea Meadows and Katie Wilson and Yeah, we did a little interview with them. So stay tuned for that after the podcast as well. Do you just list three people? No
Starting point is 01:27:03 Black nerd comedy is Andre Meadows. Oh, I thought you were... Okay. And Katie Wilson is another person. Yeah. Somebody, someone, Twitter caught the fact that I almost mispronounced Melbourne. I said Melbourne. That's okay because you're American.
Starting point is 01:27:18 You're not saying Melbourne. Sac Religious. I know. I'm American. I'm going to pronounce like American does. All right. Uh, oh. Thank you for those comments about the segue. I know American I'm gonna pronounce like American does all right Oh, thank you for those comments about the segue
Starting point is 01:27:35 Yes, people are talking about me god. Why is this is my thing making noise? Have you told us about your segue? It's muted muted Oh my segue I should get that it's in the car. Oh, yeah, I get it. Wait. What? What all in it? Well in here. You follow it? It pitched me well Yeah, I have a segue. I do it's a new segue. It's got no handle. Yeah. It's like halfway between a hoverboard and a segue. Yes. It has like a thick stick that you control it with. Yeah. It's like someone forgot to build the top of a segue. Right. It's given a wiggle. So it goes up to where you're waste. Like me's. Yeah. It goes up to mid-eye. Yeah. What's the point? Yeah. Go get it. I want to plan it. You want to go get it for the end of the podcast? Yeah, yeah, we'll fill it. Yeah, we'll fill in for you All right, we got come in. Why does it keep making noise at me when it's muted fucking thing?
Starting point is 01:28:13 Look volumes all the way down time you It's your friend. What are you fucking with me? It is maybe to my friends Are you gonna roll in when you bring when you get it? Do you have a key card? Yeah, I got one. Okay, good. Did you want to be in this podcast? No, this is my second.
Starting point is 01:28:29 Oh nice. So you never get drunk, you and I, little J. I rarely get drunk. You wanna? Soon? Yeah, just you and me. I almost got real drunk after the off topic podcast at RTX. That was the close one. That was getting rough.
Starting point is 01:28:46 Yeah. Well, because also before that podcast even happened, the crowd was all wild up, so I ran out into the crowd. I watched the amount of Guardians around the place like. My turn. I watched the amount of Guardians double and then almost triple. Yeah. Because the crowd was just starting to run up to the stage.
Starting point is 01:29:09 Yeah, I ran out there before the thing started and stood up on one of the chairs in the middle of the audience. Yeah. And Kat had a bottle of whiskey with her, so I just started drinking it, like on the thing. I'm really happy we saved it for the last part of our tx. You were just shut off. My shirt came off, yeah, it did. Well, Michael told me to.
Starting point is 01:29:24 Yeah. Michael was telling a lot of people a lot of things. Yeah, but I just followed, I just followed instructions. I got it. You don't have a podcast. Yeah, you did. The super cut went at the beginning of the podcast, Michael, it was like, I can't wait to see into an hour and a half into this and then it cuts him.
Starting point is 01:29:37 Like, he's a shirt-off all sweaty. Oh, he gobbled all over his phone because he spits a lot. He was very spitty person. Yeah. When he's drunk, it's like a fountain. And I was laughing at his phone because he spits a lot. He's a very spitty person. So when he's drunk, it's like a fountain. And I was laughing at his phone, because it was just caked and spit. And then he tried to wipe the phone on my face.
Starting point is 01:29:50 And I was just, you know, wrestling back. And then my chair was going over. And I was like, that was nothing behind me. I'll take a spill, you know, I fall off a chair a bunch of times. It won't hurt. At the last minute, I don't think you can even tell in the video.
Starting point is 01:30:01 He, like, wings his phone and it hit me right in the face. Oh, like as I went down on the chair, I was like, I don't think you can even tell in the video. He like wings his phone and it hit me right in the face. Oh, like as I went down on the chair, I was like, I don't know what happened because I was just staring at the camera the whole time. Yeah, I'm like doing what it's like. Look there is. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Oh my god. Oh my god. One of the greatest shots? If you can sit in your chair from that without touching the floor, I'll be so impressed. See if you can back into your chair and just like plop down. What the fag does you can't see it? It's framed perfectly. Oh so the thing in between your thighs like acts as like a way to hold.
Starting point is 01:30:42 Yeah, that's how it controls it. Trust is that this is the kick me off. Now you can do it. You can back into your chair. You can back into your chair. in the between your thighs like acts as like a way to hold yeah that's how it controls it trust me you can do it you can you can back into your you can do it you can do it party what do you get closer let's see this but yeah it's got blinkers and stuff stay wide stay wide nope
Starting point is 01:30:58 yeah pocket oh careful I gotta step off it no you're gonna he's gonna pop my ass you did just squat Pocket oh careful I got a step off it. Yeah, no you're gonna He's right I Did you just watch? No, I'm gonna fuck you. Yeah, I'm gonna go I would spill the fuck out on that thing Oh You're fucking hand
Starting point is 01:31:18 Here's what you do here's what you do Don't hold you're gonna die You're gonna die Don't die No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Here Let's go. I think I just hear a voice you hear a voice go. Oh God It's good. It's good way to get a new set you look real tall new set It's gotta be the laziest way to get around, right? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, god. Oh, god.
Starting point is 01:32:09 Oh, god. Oh, god. All right. How do you know? You just hold still and step off backwards. Without turning, hold still. He told still. He's going to dismount.
Starting point is 01:32:21 All right, everyone can see him. But it'll get going. Like, going back to enforce between stage two and here it'll get booking It'll go Gavin wants to know how fast it'll go it'll go 6.6 miles per hour so like a steady clip if like a good jog You know, there's a lot of cables don't fuck it up Gavin this is something you'll have in the end of the video.
Starting point is 01:32:48 Gavin is just like cruising through the set. It almost looks like to... Oh! Oh! Okay, that was bound to happen. That was... What did you lose? Did you lose my jar of honey?
Starting point is 01:32:57 No, I was still up there. Just one of our awards. You're a man. You're a man. Alright, what else do we discuss before we call it quits for this evening? Anybody else on Twitter, anything on RT podcast? People want us to talk about? I think we're all set.
Starting point is 01:33:11 No, they want you to have Opal hair. So how much is that segue thingy? So I got it for like 850, and then it immediately went on sale for 700 bucks. Ooh, wow. There's a reason why I got it though, is because I said it can. Ash wanted me to get one of those
Starting point is 01:33:25 Unicycles powered unicycles because that's what knocked us out of the amazing race spoiler and So this was my way of like conquering that fucking taking I would use it for Pokemon go I also thought it'd be fun to get those as a gift if people can learn to use them To like get people to go back and forth between the buildings. Well, we talked about getting legitimate segues when we first met here Yeah, we talked about getting legitimate segues when we first met Terry. No, it's... Yeah, we get. They're like, those are like five grand each. I was like, that's a terrible idea.
Starting point is 01:33:51 Is that your phone good, nuts? Nothing's loud as hell. I put a community. Is your phone muted? Is your phone muted? Let me see. But my phone, I'm not on my phone doing anything. I need to make it all the Twitter noises.
Starting point is 01:34:01 That's definitely that thing. Yeah. I can't fucking win. I can't fucking win. I can't fucking win. All right, well I guess that doesn't work. So let me check my notes and see if there's anything else I wanted to talk about. Oh, little J, hop on the little segue. Oh, what about the next?
Starting point is 01:34:16 You asked me about that. Couple of things about Pokemon. What about the next one? Oh, right. So Barbara is in, I have to prove shorts as they come in. Barbara is in an upcoming short where she has to make out with somebody else at the company. Who are those? Who is it?
Starting point is 01:34:31 I will be curious to see Gavin. You really took one for the team when you made out with Samantha Ireland in a video, pretty cool. And then immediately turn around and made out with Tom Booker in that same video. Yeah. That was a tough one. So I'm curious to see how you react to Barbara's make-out scene. It's not the same though.
Starting point is 01:34:48 Who was it? Can we say? I don't know if I could say, I think I might give away. What do we want to spoil? That would be spoiling, because that's not out. So you have to be out for the podcast. But she's got to make out with somebody to them. Was it weird?
Starting point is 01:34:59 It wasn't weird? No, because I will. Well, did you make out that version? You didn't actually kiss. OK, there we go, see. Oh, that's the spoiler. Well, there was tongue there you may not have made up to be made up with that. Actually kiss. Okay. There we go see That's the spoiler. Well, there was tongue there, but not on the mouth You'll see it was a lot everything do you guys want to talk about your food with fun house? Going on
Starting point is 01:35:16 You guys both with cheap and 100 what is going on? I thought it was a joke honestly. What's what happened? So all right So what happened is achieving on our fun house. We always play against each other right and I thought it was a joke, honestly. What happened? So, alright. So what happened is, Achievement on our fun house, we always play against each other, right? And probably nine times out of ten, Achievement on our wins,
Starting point is 01:35:33 like the things, right? But we've cared very little about winning. We care about winning. We care about, like, was it a good video? Was it funny? Which is usually a recipe for winning, is if you don't care,
Starting point is 01:35:43 you're not all tight, then you can end up winning. That's how the team that beat us in the amazing race, they were like just having a good time. Yeah, and fun house, a funny as hell. Like all that video is funny, but when they play us, they get mad and they get serious. So we recently called the Dead by Daylight, which is one of my favorite games right now. I know, I've seen that you guys have made videos in this and you guys have put out like 80 billion streams for it too It's like a it's like a 80's slasher. It sounds like you haven't watched of it. I that is correct
Starting point is 01:36:13 I have not seen it. It's a 4v1 through it It's a lot like a new slasher 4v1 one guys the slasher for survivors I saw a clip where I was watching one of the videos But I only watched like 10 minutes of it, where Michael was hunting for you, Gavin. Yeah, and you seem to go straight to you. So is it like a stealth thing for the other players? Well, yeah, the other players have to be really stealthy and they can hear a heartbeat when the killers near them. So they just have to avoid the killer and turn things on. That's terrible. You guys are turning on generators, exactly. It opens a door, and then you can get in the door. The door is powered. So how does it work with you guys and Funhouse doing this? So what we did is we filmed a Let's Watch where Ryan was the killer, Gavin Michael watching
Starting point is 01:36:50 him, and there were four survivors from Funhouse. Oh, gotcha. So we released our videos, released our Let's Watch, and they released their Let's Play of them as the four survivors. And it's just so radically different, you know. But anyways, Achievement 1. And so their claim was that we won because we played video games all day while they work.
Starting point is 01:37:13 And this sparked a whole thing between, you know, from Michael and Bruce were like, just going back and forth on Reddit and stuff and the people were getting into it and there was just messages all back and forth. It was a public feud that suddenly got just really real. Yeah. It just seemed like it was a real fight.
Starting point is 01:37:32 So of course, we're all making it worse. Like, you know, I'm jabbing it in there, Elise is coming in and Gavin literally went into the conversation just wrote like, what's going on here? So I was like, what are we talking about guys? Yeah, hey guys, what are we talking about? It's something like that. But basically the funhouse argument is we don't edit. So we have more time to play games.
Starting point is 01:37:52 Is that wrong though? You know, any videos aren't edited? Or you don't. No, we personally do not edit. We on camera don't edit anymore. I mean, we did for years, but now we have support team who edits. Remember, they still edit their videos.
Starting point is 01:38:04 And that's work. But I've seen funhouse play against people and do great like yeah, I think they did a collaboration I believe with the creatures before we had anything to do with the creatures they played countershrike that was a ton of fun to watch Yeah, I'm not saying editing is work. That's the work, but also recording the videos work too It is that's a part of you have to do that. You can do the second part of what. Yeah. So what? Yeah. And like last part of the game is like screwing around. Right.
Starting point is 01:38:30 And when we're not recording, it's because not everybody's there because they're working. You know, like everybody is off working and doing everything. Yeah. It's just like a weird way to look at it. So weird attitude. You know, who's there's yours.
Starting point is 01:38:40 Let me guess. The fun house. I guess you okay. Because it's all work. Everything's work. I mean, eventually if they, you know, fill out a whole support stuff, they will just be on camera more work the same hours, but just do different pieces of work. And the fact is, are you guys okay? That's what I mean. We love fun house. Fun house loves us. And we want to work. That's not a rehearse. What's going on?
Starting point is 01:39:03 It's not. I love fun. I'm not even involved. I was just like in the background of this who's whose whose life I was who's right in who's right in the mix Michael Lawrence Bruce Michael Lawrence the set Lawrence was like the one who's just the mastermind behind the whole thing he was the one who was you know working yeah what do you think about it so they're gonna make it through this I don't know know, man. Sounds rough. I think. I'm nervous for both sides. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight. Well, you guys will come together in Chicago. Yeah, we will.
Starting point is 01:39:30 Let's play live. I think it's good if there's a feud anyway. You know what I hate when people fight? I hate when we... The groups of grown men who play video games for living, I hate when they fight. So shut the fight. How about that? Get back to work. Get back to work.
Starting point is 01:39:41 Get back to work. So what? Do whatever. I want to have a man play video games. I want to have a man play video games. Get back to work. So what, right? Doing whatever. Doing whatever. I want to have a man play video games. Arguing my throughs more grown up. Or playing video games. We shot ourselves in the foot, because they think,
Starting point is 01:39:50 like there's a lot of stuff going on on Roost-Teeve. We're all like doing all that other stuff all the time, you know, MDB, all that voice recording my sister doing that today. Meetings, but whenever funhouse come to town, we stay in a Chimanhunter. Like a Chimanhunter just does that, would it? We clear our schedule. Yeah, so we can make videos. But they see that as just we stay in a cheemon hunter. A cheemon hunter just does that, would it? We clear our schedule.
Starting point is 01:40:05 Yeah. So we can make videos. But they see that as just we sit in the office all day like twiddling our assholes around. Twiddling our assholes. Yeah. Like doing nothing. So we shot our own foot.
Starting point is 01:40:15 We should be more busy when they come and visit. Make them make them out of videos. They do actually edit like the note and stuff. Well, they edit their videos. They edit their, they edit their, let's play. They don't they don't they don't they don't sit down at a Minecraft let's play that. Everyone works very hard. It does a great job. There you go. That's one thing I would say. I've read some of this and I want to say that everybody who is at Rujartee's works very hard and it is whenever when someone new comes on, especially when someone we know comes to work here, I feel like I obligated to explain them same look. The number one thing that will eliminate you
Starting point is 01:40:49 from working at Ruchertes is a work ethic because anyone that we have been able to work with, it's always been like other people going, they're just not pulling their weight, basically. That's what I would say that no one that currently works here is lazy and is like waiting for the, you know, waiting for 5 PM to come by. Everyone's like excited to be doing content,
Starting point is 01:41:09 making content, which is work. Also, everyone feels responsible for their work. Like, you feel like you're here. You want to make good stuff, like the public can see it. But we have had people who have worked here and they're just lazy ourselves, now they don't work anymore. Like literally, I'm so distracted by the fact
Starting point is 01:41:23 that buying a world podcast shut off, I'm like sitting here thinking about how am I going to correct that and turn that it worked anymore. Like literally, I'm so distracted by the fact that that Binaural podcast shut off, I'm like sitting here thinking about how am I gonna correct that and turn that into a thing. Now because that thing, like the battery's died on it and it shut off. Should you do the post show as a Binaural? Yeah, I'm able to do that. And at least that.
Starting point is 01:41:35 We'll do something. I'll figure something out. I'll figure something out. Hey, did you guys put up the game time for Meg? Did you turn it? Did you guys put that one out? This weekend, I was on vacation, so I haven't been able to catch up. Did we do what? Who? The game time for Meg. I turned it one out this weekend i was on vacation so i'm able to catch up
Starting point is 01:41:45 did we do what who what the game time for me i turned it into a cheap and hundred and i haven't seen it all the way to get to uh... lindsey and travel probably that in sickle it was just time to tell us that it's now care
Starting point is 01:41:57 uh... what else we talk about funhouse got trademarked yeah we talked about that i have a little certificate from the united states government that officially recognized as funhouse houses a registered trademark. We should keep this track. Fucking love that. I love it. Oh, I, I skipped this. I got nominated for an Emmy. Did you? My episode of Amazing Race. Chamonix got nominated. So everyone in that is Emmy nominated. Oh, yeah. Why not? Who the fuck do you have to check on that? That's cool. Yeah, so it's, yeah, the, if you watched the season
Starting point is 01:42:28 of Amazing Race, it was the episode where we went on top of the mountain, and Ash and I had this really dramatic thing that we almost ended up getting knocked out of the race because of it. And then we, oh, that's my thing. Oh, it's pissed. No one's riding it. Yeah, it's pissing.
Starting point is 01:42:41 I make the same noise when no one rides me for a while. Yeah. You're just saying me, it's going, me and it was going, and then Aaron perks up. That's cool. Emmy nomination. Yeah, I feel like other stuff you've done is more deserving of an Emmy. I totally agree. But that's cool. It doesn't matter. It's still like the checkbox. Same thing. Same thing. Very famous people who win Oscars. They don't necessarily win for their best work, but over time the Academy learns to appreciate them as an artist and they say, we're gonna let them win.
Starting point is 01:43:07 Wow, screw you, Liam. Alright, Burns. So are you gonna go to the Emmys again? Yeah, Leo's best work was not, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Revenant? Revenant. What do you think is best Leo's best performance?
Starting point is 01:43:17 What are you saying, Mark? Yes, sir. I was gonna say if you were gonna go to the Emmys again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:43:30 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:43:38 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We were both gonna make the same joke. But, yeah, the, that's a joke. By the way, that's a joke. The, so that's really cool.
Starting point is 01:43:48 So I'm gonna make you all refer to me. Like, Fun House has to have the registered trademark circle now. Same now for me. It's in our style. I've already registered trademark. No, Emmy nominated Bernie. That's from now on. Whenever my name appears in print,
Starting point is 01:44:01 I want to do a period is Emmy nominated Bernie. Yeah, me nominated. And if I win, if she isn't Emmy, then register trademark nominated. Emmy, Emmy, DASH nominated Bernie Burns, register trademark. That's it. Just make a macro, it'll be easy.
Starting point is 01:44:13 Keep it here clipboard. Doctor Professor. What you're saying there is you don't think you're gonna win the Emmy. No, that's for now from now on. I will always be nominated. So that's gonna, but then when I win it, you can take that away from me.
Starting point is 01:44:24 And once I win it, then I will change over to that. Look, I wanna be humble in this process. Like a tell. I really wanna try to be as humble as I possibly can. Yeah. Should I go? Absolutely, you should go. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:36 Well, it's traveling. I knocked everything off my traveling for the year. I'm not streaming, I'm gonna eat it. Sorry? Do you know the hemp of the nomination tip, though? Have they? I was just talking about last year. I'm not streaming nominated. Sorry. Do you know the hemp of the nomination? Do you have them? I just took them to the last year. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:48 You know, one of the things about the stream is it's always tough. We really, really, really don't like asking the audience to do voting stuff for us. We don't do that. Like if we ever, and some people really, really do. And some people really do. And also I get the feeling it sucks because occasionally we will once a year for the streamies have been the thing we've done like once a year we ask people
Starting point is 01:45:08 to vote for us in something and the audience always goes I thought you guys never ask people do this it's like yeah but this is just like once a year you know it's like it's rare. It's very rare we'd rather have the audience on our side when we do something like laser team kickstab. Exactly right. Or a million dollars but or in the case of what's coming up is like when we do a charity live stream That's like that's like I feel like we're already asking the audience to do something that's for a good cause That's the kind of stuff I like to reach out to the audience for but also some people are just looking for ways to support the company that they love And so like if nominating us or supporting us by voting for us is the way they could do that Then they'll want to yeah, and I feel like sometimes we our own detriment, we have waited too long to the process to
Starting point is 01:45:47 start asking people, like, oh, this is a real thing. And we should try. I mean, that year we were nominated for Best Channel. Yeah, the year we were nominated for Best Channel, we started asking people to vote for us like a week into a month long process, or not the last week of a month long process. We started asking people to do it. And if we just started sooner sooner it would have been totally different Yeah, apparently like our numbers were like this in the other channel that was pushing like was also going at the same rate
Starting point is 01:46:10 We would have hit them and passed them but started to lay Well, streaming is also one more like everyone can vote a hundred times a day or something Yeah, that's the other thing to that's kind of weird. No, it's not weird. It's bad. It's bad system Yeah, cuz it's a tweet. Yeah, so that person a tweet a hundred times that they'd also just flood stuff They want this the hashtag stream is to trend right? So it makes sense for them to want people it makes sense why they do it and it also makes sense of why you know We would you know want to ask people to do it, but we haven't really talked about it this year I've seen I've seen you know the channel starting to do it. It's like we're kind of just like we're not doing that yet
Starting point is 01:46:44 It's because they haven't put out the nominees yet. Yeah, but there's a call for nominations that are that are publicly sourced I don't know anyway, so it's like one of those things. It's like we may end up asking in the next couple weeks here to do it But we'll see nominators for stuff. We can't we we don't we'll be like that cat gift That's a general that's whatever this T-mobile. Oh Pokemon added two billion dollars to Nintendo's market cap. You guys read about it? That's me. $8 billion.
Starting point is 01:47:08 $8 billion. $8 billion. So, Stock price went up so much. It's set a record for the Japanese stock market. $8 billion was added to the value of the company. That is, Pokemon Go has added the value that is equal to what Disney paid for Marvel and for Lucas film Basically they paid about four million bucks for each one from a property this of a 20 years old dad just has a mobile game a
Starting point is 01:47:35 Mobile game we're gonna see so many these fucking mobile game. Yeah, it's gonna be unbelievable. All right We're a little long cuz Gus isn't here. So anything else last thoughts Barb do you have anything? I'm excited. How about you? Barb, do you have anything? I'm excited. How about you? Posh. Sorry. It's a run joke tonight. Wow. What are you excited about?
Starting point is 01:47:49 Making out with somebody? The post show. Oh, the post show. Yeah. Okay. Gap, anything? Last thoughts? Good?
Starting point is 01:47:57 I'm all good. Jeremy. I'll say here. Good podcast. How do you say it out those invitations? How do you find your first podcast? It was fun. It was a lot of fun. Hey, artsy podcast Hey, I've been watching it for a while
Starting point is 01:48:07 Artiflex I've been watching the podcast since like episode probably like a hundred Damn late-comer. Yeah, I am pretty I remember because it was like a video podcast or something Oh, yeah, that's the first video podcast was a 100 so that's when I jumped on board So you missed like the like the 20s? Yes. So once you just changed my name on Twitter to Emmy nominated Bernie Burns, I'm totally going to do that. There you go. I're having to see it. You spun your hand out there, and it was just spun the screen.
Starting point is 01:48:46 It was cool. What does that mean? I forget it. OK. All right, that's it, everybody. Gus will be back next week. Thank you for tuning into this week's Rushi Podcast. And if you're a sponsor, watch the post show.
Starting point is 01:48:59 I have a special request that I'd like to make for a small group of sponsors as part of the first members. First members. Thanks, everybody. Let's do sponsors. See you the first members. First members. First members. Thanks everybody. Love you. I just want to see either way. And the interview. Hey! Hey!
Starting point is 01:49:08 We're doing this. Who are these people? It's a whole bunch of people on here that are not the normal people in the podcast. Who are you? I'm John. I'm John. Hi. Welcome to the podcast post show, thingy, majig, whatever.
Starting point is 01:49:22 We have a very special post show. Yeah. I'm Barbara by the way, but you guys know we are so good at this We are so good at this great intro guys. Yeah, we told you To start saying numbers are like all right. Let's just do the time John welcome to the podcast We're joined today by Katie Wilson and Andre Meadows We're joined today by Katie Wilson and Andre Meadows. Hey! Yeah, that's really excited to be here. So proud that I just remembered your guys' last names right now.
Starting point is 01:49:51 That was impressive. I literally blank out on names constantly on the day. Like, Dory, but just last names all day long. Oh yeah. I'm gonna let a hey, yeah, do it, do it. So proud of me. No, the best is when you just introduce your friend to that person. Yeah. I was like, oh, this is my friend Andre.
Starting point is 01:50:06 And then they introduce me to the store. Yeah, her name was just that. I had to go, yes, I am. Boom, back at you. I always do the yes. So you got any nicknames? It's horrible. Do you spell that the normal way?
Starting point is 01:50:20 I don't think I've ever told this story, but I actually, like this is how bad my amnesia of names go. I had Paul Sheer on my show and on the spot and half of the show, I forgot his last name. What? It's just like, I know him and I know of him and everything like that and just my brain was like, you know what, let's just lose that bit of information and you're gonna spend the rest of your show
Starting point is 01:50:38 questioning if you're insane the right name. So what you're saying is, is there much better than Paul Sheer? Yeah, that's what I said at the top. That's the top of the top. Right. That's the top of the show. We're gonna quiz you. Can you solve very better?
Starting point is 01:50:48 I'm here. I hear you guys are here for a special thing. You guys are doing a thing for Comic Con with sci-fi. Sci-fi presents. Yes, sci-fi presents. Yes, sci-fi presents live from Comic Con. That's fucking cool. Is sci-fi will our next?
Starting point is 01:50:58 Yes, yes. Mi husband will our next. They're doing a whole three day event there where they're just covering as much of Comic Con as humanly possible Which I just took a second to look through the schedule of Comic Con. Yeah, and I was like scrolling through I didn't have like the times like my phone can it does like this is a lot of panels and I was looking at one like hour of Alright 11 15 now They also have programming like almost all week, right? Like one time.
Starting point is 01:51:25 Well, there's programming, yeah, there's, there's panels and stuff all week long, multiple times. And then there's the show floor where there's stuff going on, you know, different boops and everything. And then there's outside where people have like special station that's going on. And then it's in the gas lamp district. So all the shops and restaurants and everything,
Starting point is 01:51:42 they see themselves out to be part of it. So it's like a whole nerd land. Yeah, so tell me what do you do to not sleep for three days? Is it just mostly like hard drugs and alcohol? Is it like, because how do you stay awake and get all that information so you guys can do a show? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:01 You can see it off the energy of it. You guys have to condense all that down for your show., well we have such a wide range of things that we love and especially at Comic-Con Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of things on our radar Okay, yeah What you like it's perfect because he'll cover one Completely different aspect of Comic-Con and I'll cover the other will come together and then we're like the perfect mix Yeah, that's cool. If it's animated, jumping around in goofy and silly,
Starting point is 01:52:28 I got you. That's nice. But if any zombies or just to be in futures or some sort of play, or some sort of like a stormy, giant wall, or stormy, the Comic Con. Do you think like a 10 year old Katie and 10 year old Andre would be really jealous of you guys right now in what you're doing.
Starting point is 01:52:45 Oh, absolutely. I mean, it's one thing to even, like even just going to Comic Con for the first time was like an exciting thing because I didn't even know about that when I was young. But now getting to the point where we're being a part of this, where we're working with sci-fi, they have this televised show that Wal-R-net
Starting point is 01:52:59 is gonna be hosting. And then we're doing an online show on their Facebook and YouTube page to be able to bring Comic Con home to people so if they can't go, we're like bringing it to them and it's loud. It's gonna be a lot of fun. So like that's an awesome experience. It's like you're not just going to Comic Con,
Starting point is 01:53:14 we're now part of it. And we get to be the people to be like the ambassadors for everyone on their tablets and their phones. And imagine if that were around when we were kids. Could you imagine? I would have loved that. Like I was screaming about going to Disney Land all the time. I was like I wanna go to Comic Con. Yeah. Can you imagine? Yeah. I would have loved that. Like I was screaming about going to Disney Land all the time.
Starting point is 01:53:26 I was like, I want to go to Comic Con. Yeah. Oh man, imagine life streaming Disney. Like every day all day. I'm sure there's someone out there on Paris. Still a small world. Yeah, so to make this clear for everybody. So like starting Thursday, eight o'clock, Will has his show.
Starting point is 01:53:40 That's going to be on sci-fi channel. That will be on sci-fi TV channel. And then after that show, you guys are going to be alive. We're going to guys are gonna live on Facebook live and YouTube live. We're like the talking dead. We're the talking sci-fi presents live from Comic-Con. Yeah, they're gonna have a lounge there. We're gonna be in there and yeah and it's gonna be it's gonna be fun and the thing about it is that every everyone that's like in the lounge is near where we're shooting. So it is unpredictable. Yeah, I guess a guess. Yeah, our environment's gonna be super casual
Starting point is 01:54:09 and whoever walks through will walk through and hopefully we can snag some special guests. Yeah. It's gonna be a lot of fun. And it's gonna be interactive too so people will be able to like have a common life stream. Oh yeah. Yeah, we can totally like use hashtags
Starting point is 01:54:20 and chat and everything like that. Yeah, yeah. Well, I think you guys have been to Comic Con before, right?, yeah, yeah. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be cool. I'll be cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool.
Starting point is 01:54:30 I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool.
Starting point is 01:54:38 I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. I'll be fucking cool. fan girl. No, no, but it's like you like you like this other people be like oh my gosh And mine is more like the oh you did that like that was that was like I went on a Ninja Turtle scavenger hunt one year No, I was a lot fun because it was like you had to go find these different buttons with all Ninja Turtles on them
Starting point is 01:54:56 But one would be like at their comic area one would be like at their video game area Almost like a turtle van that was outside and if you got them all you got to go to this Ninja Turtles anniversary party, which had pizza and cake. That sounds pretty good. See, and this is how opposite we are, because mine's a game of thrice story. The very first year that Game of Thrones was at Comic Con. It really wasn't as huge as it is today. Like if you tried to get way close to the people,
Starting point is 01:55:22 like, I've seen there's like an 80 foot barrier. It's crazy, yeah, it's insane. And everyone's trying to get autographs and stuff. And people camp out overnight just to be able to do that. But that first year, I brought my Game of Thrones book with me and just happened to bump into all the cast members as they were doing their signing. And it was just like, hey, will you sign my book?
Starting point is 01:55:41 And they all sign my book. That's pretty cool. That's awesome. That's probably one of those moments. Yeah. That's pretty cool. That's awesome. That's why I wrote one of those moments. That's always one of the fun things is when a show does a panel before it comes out. And so it's like people are like, oh, I guess I'll watch this. Or they're like sitting there waiting for whatever the panel is after it. And you're like, someone's like the real fan of that thing already.
Starting point is 01:56:01 And then the following year comes out. It's already airs, get so much buzz. And then you try to go back. Oh, it is. You can't even get a CD. It is not even possible. It was like, you were in room 5D, EF. And now you're in whole age, you know.
Starting point is 01:56:13 And it's completely different. So it's crazy what fandoms can either continue or just start at Comic Con. But the thing at Comic Con that I'm always looking forward to is that, on the subject of, there's so much happening at Comic Con. It's a lot of white noise to is that, because on the subject of there's so much happening at Comic Con, it's a lot of white noise. Like you're really just like,
Starting point is 01:56:27 things that you guys do are like what people need in order to be able to like digest the Comic Con. They need someone else to like, whittle it down, give me the best of, give me what happened. So I think always at Comic Con, I'm looking forward to is the things that people do the stunts to like stand out, like the Andrew Garfield in a Spider-Man costume.
Starting point is 01:56:44 Oh yeah, that kind of dance. Yes, yes. And so those are the ones that actually catch your answers because there's just too much, there's everybody has a panel. Everyone's doing announcements and that kind of thing. There's hundreds, you can't go to, I mean, I tell people, pick one thing per day.
Starting point is 01:56:58 Yeah, that's all you'll be able to get to, to be honest. Because the thing that people forget, sometimes, or if you don't know if you have it been, is that once you get inside a room, you can just sit in there. So what happens if people will go wait in line the night before sleep or whatever, go in line right now. Probably. Probably.
Starting point is 01:57:16 And then you can just sit there so you can have people watch panels all day long or they'll stay till a specific one. So it's a lot. What was the panel? Was it last year? Where someone did a panel? And then they basically, was it the Star Wars one? Where JJ took everyone to the party
Starting point is 01:57:30 and then left. Kevin Smith's panel room. Yeah. Yeah. Did you read his bio on the Comic Con schedule this year? Kevin. It's hysterical. Like did he address it?
Starting point is 01:57:39 Yes. Yes. I think it opens with something like, have you ever had a panel in Hall H, and then JJ Abrams clears the entire room? What did you do? It was put him before JJ Abrams this time. He could take a whole pan.
Starting point is 01:57:54 Yeah. I know. I know. He takes about the heat. Everyone should just go to that panel just to support. Poor Kevin. Did they ever reconcile that face-to-face likeJ. and Kevin ever tweets back and forth of like, hey, I'm sorry, my bad, you know, maybe maybe Kevin gets to go to see Star Trek beyond.
Starting point is 01:58:14 Yeah. Oh yeah, that's what they'll put him in episode eight or something. Oh no. Sometimes, thank you. My favorite moment I've ever seen from Comic Con is Brian Cranston. He wore a Walter White mask year around the floor and then showed up to the Breaking Bad panel and took it off and it was just Brian Cranston. Yeah, it seems to be like a trend now where it's like, what can you do to dress up and actually
Starting point is 01:58:36 get around the con now? Well, apparently Elijah Wood goes every year and dresses up. So you guys should find him. Yeah. Well, now I'm worried that he's going to be like some Scooby Doo gang. There's going to come around and just take everyone's mask off this at Comic Con Let's you this Deadpool really is Now if you guys have you guys ever gone is just like attendees or if you guys always gone as like working for
Starting point is 01:58:56 Whatever channel or whatever you guys are doing no first year went was I went this was how long ago was I went on a Saturday Where I bought my tickets a couple days before. Yeah. You were able to do that at all point? Yeah, back in the day, back in the whole time. And then I bought my four day pass when I was there for like 50 bucks or something crazy. And it was like, you're good to go, you're set.
Starting point is 01:59:18 You know, go ahead and get your hotel room now. And like now that's completely different. But yeah, like in seconds. Yeah, so I had to figure out how to work so I can keep going. Yeah. This is actually my first year that I get to go for a big work thing. Yeah. That seems to be the ideal way to go. Yeah. I've been going as a fan for so long and you know just kind of like gazing up at all the actors and hosts and everything just being like one day, one day getting all the Game of Thrones autographs. I know. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:45 One day, I'll be on the other side. So this is such a cool opportunity that we get to do and share some really cool news with everyone at home. Yeah, that's why Sci-Fi kind of reached out. They want it to have a fan perspective of it. You know, just to get people who genuinely go to the convention and genuinely enjoy it, to be able to be the people, to talk about it, because it's only gonna be a different vibe when you do that.
Starting point is 02:00:07 Yeah, I gotta say, like, when you watch things like, with the show you guys are doing, the presents kind of thing, when you can tell difference between when someone is hired to do it, who's just the face, and like, you know, it's like, well, we're getting this person because people know them, but they don't have nothing about what they're talking about, or you have the nerds who can actually explain and express and geek out about the stuff that they're talking about, are you have the nerds who can actually explain and express and geek out about the stuff that they're announcing?
Starting point is 02:00:28 But that's the fun thing about it, because there's just so much stuff. So there's things that Katie will tell me about, and I don't know anything about it, but she so hyped about it that I get hyped. Yeah. And I'm just like, yeah, I'm excited. Sure.
Starting point is 02:00:42 I know what I do is talk about, yeah. And that I have no idea what you're talking about. Well, yeah. And that's fun. I mean, that's what happens down there. You just like everyone's fan them in some way or form, no matter what you're into, there's somebody there. That's ready to celebrate with you. And you just get caught up in that hype, and it's just so much fun.
Starting point is 02:00:56 Yeah. Is there anything you guys are particularly interested about Comic Con this year? Like anything you're hoping will happen or you're announcements you're looking for? Ooh, that's a good question. Well, as far as panels, I always want to go to the Game of Thrones panel, and I really want to try to make it
Starting point is 02:01:10 to the 100 panels, another show that I love. Oh, the 100? The 100, yeah. Which you got me before. That's cool folks, column 100. That's 100. I'm just getting a hundred. I'm just getting a hundred.
Starting point is 02:01:20 I'm trying to think of anything else. Any exciting news? Well, you know, there's always a thing is, like you have the panels and then there's always some special announcement that happens. I always like to see if any of the movie studios will drop any new trailers or new cast or anything. Yeah, we were talking about DCs saying they go,
Starting point is 02:01:39 has there been a collective justice league panel yet at Comic Con where they've gotten like Ezra and you know Momoe and all the actors like together like you know like the Avengers had their like yeah Everyone get on stage moment like yeah has it has Justice League done. I don't know But if Jason Momoe is involved I will be there Whether it's this year now he will obviously have to be there at some point. Yeah. So I'm sure you will be the first to know.
Starting point is 02:02:07 He'll be ready for a run. If you do see him, give us a touch. I can't for everyone watching back home. I'm just a little touch. Yeah. This is for Rupert. So I can leave my parents with you. And this is for me.
Starting point is 02:02:19 Sounds dark, but I wanted to have it. I don't know what happened. When I see it happen, I'm like, I felt that. Yeah, that's for all of us. But yeah, those moments happened. When I see it happen, I'm like, I felt that. Yeah, that's for all of us. But yeah, those moments are always cool. Because that's the moment the internet's gonna go crazy or people will start announcing it online and stuff like that.
Starting point is 02:02:33 So I think that you're starting to see more of the panels trying to find that buzz worthy thing that they don't tell you about and that just happens and people get excited about it. Totally. But yeah, but I'm really interested to see in what, even if it's just showing some more of like, one to one or But yeah, but I'm really interested to see him what, even if it's just like showing someone some more of like, Wonder Woman or something like that, I'm really interested in seeing what Warner Brothers and DC
Starting point is 02:02:49 are going to bring. Yeah, there are the ones that needs to step up their game and show that they can contest with like, Marvel and Disney. It's a good question. It feels like this Comic Con is their opportunity to like try and do that. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:00 Well, WB has Harry Potter this year, so I don't think that will be. Well, that's true. We'll take a problem for them with that at least. Yeah. The Harry Potter fandom is strong. Yeah. It does the new movie have a panel this year?
Starting point is 02:03:12 The new Harry Potter movie? Well, it'll be a part of their block. Yeah, usually what happens to the studio will have like a block, and then they sort of hit all of their major upcoming releases in that. And then that's why, that's the thing, that's why they can usually sometimes sneak in a surprise
Starting point is 02:03:24 because they'll have like two, three things listed in the, in the bio. And then they'll be like, oh, but wait. You know, and somebody pops up or something pops up, you didn't expect. And you get some cool surprises. So we'll see what happens. You and I were talking a second ago,
Starting point is 02:03:36 I was asking you about Comic Con, and you brought up Power Rangers. Yeah, and you brought up the fact that like, you know, you wanted a Power Rangers announcement at Comic Con or something, but then you brought up that there's a Power Rangers Con later. Yeah. And the most likely save probably for their con.
Starting point is 02:03:49 Wait, what is it called? That makes me sad, because I really want something. I want even just a dumb 30 second teaser that has nothing. But a black screen in like two seconds of a zord at the end. Yeah. You know, yeah, that's sometimes a lot how those teasers go.
Starting point is 02:04:02 And if you remember the Rogue One teaser? Yeah, it was just space With sound And I was still like chills We had Brian krassen wearing the Zord on mask. Yeah Oh my just 10 seconds of Then Brian krassen made the power protect you 2017 people with that
Starting point is 02:04:32 Puffing all throughout comic-con everywhere you just hear a site Just everyone's boaters popping I don't know what sound effect you're making the bar. It's like the air that like, it goes through your pants when the, just lifts. Bar maybe I've ever heard a bone. No. Bones don't normally make like, any noise like that.
Starting point is 02:04:54 Well, when you have a collective thousand and thousands of bones, it's probably the same time. Oh yeah. It's like, I love those moments when you're in a huge crowd of people and then the person from the stage like asked for everyone to make one sound or do something like crack their knuckle. Gavin at the Slimmer Guys panel RTX had everyone flash their phones at him at the exact same time and that was like it was all sparkly and pretty
Starting point is 02:05:13 and I'm like fireworks. Yeah, I would love to hear the sound of a thousand boners going off all of them. Make it happen. Comic Con. That'll be Kevin Smith's move. And I don't care. That'll keep everybody there. Now I have a goal to make for the next RTX when we do, when I have a panel. Somehow. How do you get a thousand bonus to go off at the same time? How do you have a thousand bonus? I don't know. We got it.
Starting point is 02:05:36 We got it. De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de- If there was it was it was it just like show like the you know like the like the all the zords together Yeah show them just that and you will have a million nerds losing their shit. Yeah, yeah, we'll see what happens You that you never know trailer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like I say yeah the at power morphe gone the the power It's called. Yeah, it's pal up Yeah, I'm assuming that if anything major happens that's probably gonna be the start of it there Just because all the power ranger Fans are already there, but but I'm sure there'll be things at Comic Con as well You can't miss it. Stan Lee gonna be there this year. I come a con he's getting to that point now where he's like
Starting point is 02:06:15 Did you see the the the video of him on a panel of something where he was like someone asked a question and he was about to tell Someone was asking like what was his favorite cameo? He's's made? And he said, my favorite cameo is one that has them in show yet. And he almost started telling what the show was and someone down in the audience, like a PR person was like, stand no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, no.
Starting point is 02:06:35 And he stands like, what? And he got up and went over and they're like, you can't say, he's like, I was just gonna say, what movie was like, no, you can't even do that. Yeah, wow. So I like how stands get into that point where he's just like gonna start like dropping bombs like super- All of them are like, anytime you you can't even do that. It's not like how stands get into that point where he's just gonna start dropping bombs like secret.
Starting point is 02:06:45 All of them are like, anytime you see the press go down and some ask an actor a question, they always look over in a corner and there's always that person. It's like, that's gotta be rough. That's gotta be rough. Cause there's a lot of secrets now.
Starting point is 02:06:58 I mean, like, I can't really talk about like, he has secrets about Star Wars that only like him and two other people know. So they know if it leaks, it's gotta be him yeah and he's got incentives that if he keeps some secret he gets like bonuses wow and so like at least that's what that that's what I'm gonna achieve it yeah it's kind of like they are literally doing things in order to like keep secrets that secret I love that. Can't believe that's what it's come to you. Well yeah I, it's gotta be like contractual obligations now where if you break this secret, you know, we will sue your family.
Starting point is 02:07:27 I would not want to be that person for sure, but it happens from time to time, but yeah, I just love the fact that you get like a prize for keeping your mouth shut. Well, with like, people who are so much more and more valuable, these secrets because like, it's almost impossible to keep something, you know, under wraps now. Well, the other issue that they're having a lot of times is that a lot of the panels want to show exclusive footage, you know, like, like, still in development, test footage, early CGI footage or something, and they want to keep it exclusive to the people there. Yeah. And then somebody tries to pull out that cell phone. Yeah, yeah. So there's been talks about like some we saw an article the other day is yeah, apparently there's some new tech that they're messing around
Starting point is 02:08:06 Yeah, I blocked the cell phone who knows that was just like a ploy It's like the whole like there's red dye in the pool if you pee in the pool. Yeah, one of my I went to Yeah, but no, I went to I went to a event where they showed some Star Trek beyond footage Yeah, and we had to put our phones in this little green packet. And so we got to keep the phone, but the packet completely blocked the signal. Well, it's gonna stop you from taking out the packet. It's snap shut.
Starting point is 02:08:31 Once it's snap shut, you can't, they have to like open it for you. It's like a special lock. Oh, sorry, man. So sorry, man. Like, I understand the exclusivity of going to a con and we have the same thing at our own con where we have like, there are certain things that we will cut the live feed of the thing
Starting point is 02:08:46 Yeah, so people at the convention are only ones you get to see because there's you know there's exclusivity to it But with SDCC it's getting the point where it's almost impossible So it's almost like they'd want to just show the footage instead of some you know shitty, you know Cam version of it. Yeah a lot of times they show it for exclusively for the guests at Comic Con and then they post it later online on On their own you know YouTube channels, but a lot of times. Well, I don't know if it's a lot of times But a few times companies have accidentally posted that exclusive content before the panel starts So everyone's like what we're supposed to see this and then they see it and it's not as exciting because they already saw it Yeah, or or if it gets leaked they'll pull the like
Starting point is 02:09:27 okay guys then she'll leak did I guess we got to put it out online and I make like a big deal about it. That would be super. Yeah, it was like pretty much they're playing all along. Yeah, I was like oh no, we leaked this Deadpool footage that we're working on. Now we're making the movie. Yeah. Oh. Guess we have. We have. Yeah. Racking freaking. That's what they were writing, like Ryan Reynolds talks about.
Starting point is 02:09:50 He's like, yeah, just kind of happened. And now we made the movie. And I was in a suit when I woke up. It made me do all this action and lines. And they made a movie. I was weird. I slipped and I was just kept pressing buttons on my hand.
Starting point is 02:10:04 The phone was falling on my hands. It just went up uploading on YouTube. I don't know what happened So say it again. So Thursday you guys are is when you guys start you guys doing all from a con Thursday Friday Saturday Friday Saturday. Yes, eight o'clock on sci-fi channel with will yeah And then after the show with you guys at what time? Where it shows about an hour and then we'll be on a meeting right after you guys jump on to Facebook.com live and YouTube live. Yeah, and it's completely live from San Diego Everything's gonna be happening. You guys are gonna never know what's gonna happen on our show. Yeah, yeah, or there Yeah, so it's big it's a big thing and sci-fi is all about
Starting point is 02:10:40 Could like some people are like so you just covering like just sci-fi I come like no sci-fi is I can't, I was like, no, sci-fi is covering all of it, all elements of it. So everyone comes together, that's perfect. Looking forward to seeing that. It's gonna be a lot of fun, we're excited. Anything else? I'm super excited to see it, just,
Starting point is 02:10:54 I won't be able to go to Comic Con this year. And so, you'll get your best, if I can be there, you'll be there. And then you can, at home. I'm like, oh, I could touch on pretty actors and stuff. What I normally do at Comic Con. Alright, thanks a lot guys. Thank you. Thanks for having.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1.5-1. Do you like apples? Example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast, f*** face.
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