Rooster Teeth Podcast - Alexa, Show Me Horsed*ck - #410

Episode Date: January 10, 2017

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Yes, I have the end of mine just in case. So due to the overwhelmingly positive response last week, we're gonna start off with a clip show this week. Bye bye bye bye bye. Does that what happened last week and a lot of people didn't like it? Yeah, I just love it. Most people did wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, that's fine. Okay. What do you mad about that we did a stupid clip show? Oh, you're mad that we get it? Yeah. Oh, I thought you would be like, three or mad that the audience was telling you. Yeah, but we all knew it was going to be a bad idea. We all knew it. We were, well,

now we know when it first came up. And then we were told, well, we'll see how it does. I'm actually concerned that it will actually views wise perform better than some other shows and then there'll be justification that we should do more. But let's make a commitment right now. If we ever do another clip show, it's gonna be an extra show. Yes. We're getting that now.

Yes. So, episode 480 when we do a clip show and no extra show, bookmark this and send it back. So, yeah, not happening. You know what I realized today? What? Shrob Cheese Day is like a month away. It's really soon.

I'm gonna be in Sydney, Australia with that happen. No, it's like mid-February or in the February? It's pretty close, yo. Yeah. I was loving on podcast. To Sydney, Australia, to RJ, Sydney. Oh yeah. I love being on podcast where you talk about theme podcasts

that I know I'm not gonna be a part of. Cause you guys are like, oh, stakes podcast. And then I'm like, you can still come and get. You can watch, you can watch. Although it should be fair. What, I will go, you can make pancakes at home. I woke up this morning and I remembered all of them podcasts and I was like,

I'm gonna be at work for the next 13 hours. Yeah. Monday. Yeah, Monday's our long days. Then Mad World, but Gary Jules, in my, the Can't Restarting from a Haze. Yeah. I can't sing the melody that song. I don't know that song.

So, Blaine had a really funny thing happen this week because, did I? Well, your girlfriend left Austin to go back to San Francisco. Yeah. And she was tweeting constantly about how depressed you were. Like, you were all wrapped up in this. I didn't notice one thing though. One of my favorite things about Blaine is,

if he eats anything, he tracks it. Like, an eighth of a cookie, he'll track it in his little phone tracker. Really? You're right. All day long. No, yeah, yeah, I'm not. Until he gets to Sunday, and then he eats an entire home-sized pizza,

which is imagine eating a full-size New York style pizza. It is cheat meal. Yeah, it's a large every time. Do you do cheat meal or cheat day? Cheat day. Okay. It's like Sunday's cheat. So do you eat day?

Just one pizza and that's that's the only thing you eat all day. Just one pizza. No, I mean like, or do you eat like a pizza lunch and a pizza dinner? Oh no. Don't you have like a list of places you go to like first home slice and then you get like a milkshake somewhere. I used to go to Amy's ice cream and get a chocolate milkshake Don't you have like a list of places you go to, like first home slice and then you get like a milkshake somewhere, right? I used to go to Amy's ice cream and get a chocolate milkshake,

but that was like, that was a little over- You don't say a coccolid milkshake. A coccolid milkshake. This is my favorite milkshake. But no, yeah, I just keep it to a large home slice pizza. And the morning I'm like, you look at this. Keep it. I just keep it to one pizza.

Keep it to one pizza. What's your pizza choices at mushroom mousse? Ooh Keep it to one pizza. Keep it to one pizza. What's your pizza of choice? Is it mushroom? Ooh, it's a half margarita, half white pine spinach. And I go in there and they know me now, and they're like, eh, it's a blaine. They go like, why are the people at home slice all of the sudden

Italian? They're not, but I like to spice up my stories. They have really good pizza. Spice up. Spice up. That's a spicy story. Everybody have a good break? I felt like I was going stir crazy.

Really? Yeah, like the last two days I was at home, I would just like sat on my couch and did nothing. I was like, I need to get back in my routine. Like, I need to be in the routine to come in to work. You need to sit still at work. Yeah, I can't sit still. I was burrowing through my ass,

I was burrowing through the couch. I was getting brain fog, like real bad the last two weeks of just not being at work or having any like mental stimulation. Uh-huh. I like being home and I still like being home and on vacation. It's just like I was getting stir crazy.

Yeah, same. What's your go-to activity at your house? When you're there by yourself. Masterbating. Is it, no, come on. Is it masturbating? Well, we learned so much. No, I, I really, I keep making notes that I want to come back to it.

Like when Gavin was talking, when we talking about masturbation and Gavin, and he's like, you don't just start masturbating. Like it starts itself. Was what he was saying? I lost the weight to the kids. I was on a live show that we, that's what it was. It was on a live show. I got to come back to that.

Like he said, he's never thought I should go masturbate and go masturbate. It's just like, his body tells him it's time to do the- Well, how does it it it's me? He said, he waits till he like, he gets hard from something and then he's like, I'm gonna masturbate now. Just on his own, just like, yeah. I shit you not something,

like I think I was in the shower the other day. I was like, that's probably masturbating. And then I just went and got porn lotion. I was like, here we go. It's a health thing for guys. You guys need to clear out the tubes once in a while. I was, I think you was Barbara. Is Aaron telling you that?

Who's feeding you that information? My balls will fall off because they'll turn blue. Yeah, you guys can die from blue balls, right? Yeah, I'm not saying it's like you have to do it all the time or anything like that. But like once in a while, you can't... What happens if we don't clear the tubes out? Go ahead.

You'll have wet dreams. That is true. That is true. So it's important if you don't want to wet the bed with your semen. I also like, I can't focus really well. So if I'm like working on something and then like, you know, I just keep doing it out and then you're good.

You can focus and stuff. Like I always feel like I have a little bit of work. What's the head shake and you said the you know? What's the you know? Because that's the part with Gavin. What do you mean? Well you say, I'm doing my work. I can't concentrate.

And then you know, the you know, and I gotta go rub one out. Like what is that? What's your dream? Just like a passing tweet or Instagram. It's like, oh boobs. Oh, boobs. And then you just kind of sit there and you're like,

you know what, this is my life now. Boobs. And then you go in of sit there and you're like, you know, this is my life now. And then you go in, yeah. Off you go. Well, you're clean enough. It's like the same thing for me. Boops. Oh, if I see a nice pair of boobs, I'm like, we're ready to go.

You're welcome. You're welcome. Follow Gus. Do you have an Instagram Gus? No. I don't have any. I've got a missed Instagram. You still have time.

I feel like it did too. I just don't feel like it's, I'm supposed to be taking a picture of anything. I don't know why there. I missed Instagram. You still have time. I feel like it did too. I just don't feel like it's, I'm supposed to be taking pictures of anything. I don't know why you got my idea. I don't, I feel like with Instagram, I never think I can take a photo something that's important enough for me to want to look at or to share. Or you just put your post on Twitter.

Right, like a Twitter, I can text, I can do it, that's fine. You know, I can type something down. Do you ever post photos on Twitter? Rarely. They do way better. Rarely. post photos on Twitter? Rarely. They do way better. Rarely. Photos on Twitter. An engagement level.

No, I think Instagram, it's like Instagram's got a pretty high engagement rate versus sub counts. Well, the thing. People like stuff more on Instagram. I don't know why they like it less on Twitter. Instagram is easier for like archive stuff. Like if I want to go like find a tweet you made, it's impossible because I have to go through it. Bruce told me something stupid about Instagram and please go fucking figure. Tell me if this is true or not.

Bruce said something stupid. No, no, Bruce said he pointed out something about Instagram. Tell him if it's true. Bruce told you or that's whether or not this this feature is true. He said that on Instagram you cannot search for anything unless it's hashtagged. You can search for a user. So like just search on Google. Like if you like you you you put a picture up and you caption it like this is my breakfast. If you go to Instagram and search for breakfast that will not pop up unless you type it. This is my hashtag breakfast. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. So on Instagram there's actually a few methods of searching. There's what was that? That was my name. I just searched my name.

methods of searching, there's, what was that? That was my name, I just searched my name. Oh, right. There's people, tags, and places that you could search. So you can't just search for a word, like that someone had an caption. Right, it has to be hashtag. Let's go.

Can you search for a bird, bird, bird? The bird is the word. I want to come clean about something. Just speak, say. Did you just have a stroke? It's good to talk. What's that burning? I think hashtags are important. Did you have to be bird, bird, bird, bird, bird. I think tagging people, it is too aggressive. But what if someone wants it's talking to you and they at you? That's different on Twitter because that's like addressing it to someone.

I don't feel like that's what tagging is. Are you saying it's too aggressive on Twitter or Instagram? Well, you can also tag on Twitter. Like if they... In a photo? You tag someone in a photo? It's too aggressive. I think it's too aggressive.

I think it's too aggressive. I think it's too aggressive. I don't feel like that's what tag you are saying is too aggressive on Twitter or Instagram Well, you can also tag on Twitter like if they in a photo you tag you tag somebody in a photo It's too aggressive. It's too aggressive. I don't like it. I just don't like it. I never have liked it I don't like it. I think that actually adding someone while there's a picture is more aggressive than tagging because tagging Unless you pull up who's tagging the photo. It won't tell you I don't think. Well, if you reply to the tweet, it actually pulls up all the names that are tagged. True. Yeah.

So it's like, I don't know. I feel weird about tagging people in tweets because then when someone replies to my tweet, everyone's gonna be on the chain forever. Forever and ever and ever. Yeah. It's like we send a group message. Yeah.

They won't fucking stop. One of the best features I ever discovered on the iPhone. I don't know, I haven't gotten in play with my Google Pixel all that much, but is that you can do not disturb a conversation. So the conversation will still keep going, and you just have no idea. And you can go catch up with it later. I like that a lot. That's my favorite feature of Twitter, because you can drop a bomb, mute conversation. We'll hear anything about it. Orange block people.

I had too much effort. I don't care about them. Wow, really? You know, I care if the people come at you? Yeah, no, it's useless. There was a dude I had blocked for some reason on Twitter and he was suddenly there was a conversation that was very weird that was taking place and but I couldn't see the person that was in the middle of it.

So I saw like every other response to this thing and I'm like, what is this? And it was, I looked and I saw that I had the person one of that was in the middle of it. So, I saw like every other response to this thing, and I'm like, what is this? And it was, I looked and I saw that I had the person, one of the people in the conversation was blocked. And so, I was like, I am blocked. And so, one of those things, you never know. I wish you'd write just seven characters, why you blocked. I guarantee it's because, it most likely, it's because,

if someone sends me a picture saying, person looks just like you I automatically just black I just I don't want that photo, you know, I'm dumb with it I mean you've probably seen that photo a hundred times. I'm probably I'm feeling that's a little harsh For audio listeners, I got a haircut and so I think I'm actually gonna change More and more about the way I look because I'm really I'm genuinely tired of Getting photos of every fucking guy who's got glasses in a beard. I'm just, I'm tired of looking at pictures of guys with glasses.

It's good, Lasik then. Speaking of which. So, speaking of which, what is your deal? What is going on here? I've explained to you my deal. So, because of the VR. Right. So, whenever I know I'm gonna be using VR for a while,

I'll put contacts on. Yeah. So, I'll have the headset on, because I don't want to wear my glasses with them. And then, if I'm running around and I have to take the headset off for a little while, but I know I'm gonna be using VR for a while, I'll put contacts on. Yeah. And so I'll have the headset on, because I don't want to wear my glasses with them. And then if I'm running around, and I have to take the headset off for a little while, but I know I'm going back, I'll put on glasses with no lenses.

And so I found Gus walking through the parking lot to the day he had glasses with no lenses. Trying to be you. Which by the way, I immediately noticed it. I didn't know it was that noticeable. I always convince myself it's not that noticeable. It's very noticeable. Yeah, you noticed it and...

I was like, what are you doing? What is this? And he explained what it was, but I wasn't listening to the explanation obviously, because I was just waiting from the finish, and I was like, what are you doing? What is this and he explained what it was, but I wasn't listening to the explanation obviously because I was just waiting for him to finish and I go, that looks terrible. And I said, I've been telling you that for years. I've been telling you that.

Yeah, it looks the exact same on both of you. I'm sorry, break it to you. I know, I feel you. I get used to wearing it on a camera, so I can't stop. And then they make me fucking pop them out every time I do a live action shoot and I never was dude put it back in Yeah, do what reflections. I know. That's what I have this how the whole thing started But it was weird that like I had such a hardcore rejection of you doing

I've done that for fucking years. Yeah Well, you you have you the one who had laser you can just take your glasses off. I can watch Who's that there now you're not every other dude with glasses in a bit. Oh, now you are. You do a big beard. What else do you want to do to your face to modify it so that people won't do that? I don't know. Tatsue.

Oh, yeah, facial tattoo. Cool. Get a mic Tyson. Get some chops, bro. Alright. Chops. Skilling me, button chops. I saw a video on Facebook today of it's a go-t, shaving kit.

It's this thing you put in your mouth. You hold it in your mouth and it covers kit. It's this thing you put in your mouth, holding it in the mouth, and it covers this part of your face, and you shave everything else, and it gives you the perfect goatee outline. The perfect goatee is not a goatee. I think right now. I was waiting for you to bring that up.

Hey, Proc. It's Mike, right? You have a goatee. How's that? You don't have a goatee. He doesn't have a goatee. Have I got a product for you? You have a goatee.

What we typically call goatee is not a go a go to I believe it is a van Dyke That's actually what that is would you call me can you watch that language? I thought a van Dyke had more of the beard trimmed out. I'm gonna look this up We're gonna look up your tea was like the whole or is it just a little chin thing? Oh It is how'd you find that so fast? They're good. I was born in the It's called go to your it go to savor I Didn't shave until I was but a man Keep going one more. So is that all that reminds me is there some game now like some board game

Where you put like some weird thing in your mouth and you try to talk if you'll see that miles had it Oh, it was some people it's like the dental thing. Yeah, yeah, what is that? I don't know I'm asking oh, I don't know you guys like hang out with people and do fun stuff, so I thought maybe you would know. Yeah, we played the some King of Tokyo game the other day, those fun. Never played that game, it sounds like fun. Let's try it sometime. You guys want to get it together? Yeah, no, no, the...

It seems unhygienic, like... Oh, I think someone has their own piece. So like, you bring your own? No, like the game comes with... I see you wash them in between uses, but I think the game has like four or five mouthpieces. But still like breathing in air directly, is that what you think is on hygienic?

No, I just like, you got that shit in your mouth. It's going all over it. You like pull it out and you got fucking drool. It's plenty to drink this flavor. So it's, you know one of those things that dentists use to keep your mouth open, it's like plastic, I think it's usually when they're doing x-rays. Oh yeah, like, try to do it.

It's like, it pulls your whole mouth open. So I think there's a board Oh, you look like a predator or a tractor. It pulls your whole mouth open. So I think there's a board game. I don't know the details, because the only saw miles is tweet about it. Where it opens your mouth like that and you have to try to read something or say something. And people probably have to decipher what you're saying. Hey, there it is.

Speak up. Kill us, please. Oh God, it hurts. Whatever this game is, is brilliant. Because I see photos of the shit constantly. Yeah. It seems to me this Christmas Like everyone got a copy of this and the pie face show. Oh, by the way, go back go back to that photo

Well, how do they get this? Bootleg ghost buster That's not appropriate who you gonna phone call Who you gonna text I'm looking up male hunters. Charitipes. Spirit chasers. This is too much.

A petite goatee is just the... Oh, my God. A little bit. The sole patch is the little square here. Let me see here. Goatee does not include... Technically, a goatee does not include the mustache. It's just this.

It's just the two parts. Oh, so then a doctor's strength? No, doctor's strength is a goatee. Who's a character. Just a two part. Oh, so then a doctor's strength. No, doctor's strength is a go-t. Who's a character that has a go-t? Would you ever wear a go-t? I used to back when I was like shaving, or really growing out my facial hair. Yeah.

Yeah, to bandite. Actually, you should try the mutton chops. Like shave everything, like, that would be that go-t shave to shave everything? Well, give me a trimmer I'll do it today. Like now, mutton chops. Nice to be right about that. Yeah, like just keep these? Uh, give me a trimmer I'll do it today. Like now. What in trops? Nice to be right about that. Yeah, like just keep these things.

If we have a trimmer on set, do you have a trimmer? We can take this to extra life levels. There we go. There we go. So. Oh, there's the van Dyke's. That's not a pull.

I can't read this. That's normally what you associate as being. Oh, Barbies. What is the ordering system that they went with here? Ah, yeah. It's just random. Why would they do that? Napoleon?

That's an Napoleon that's very... It's making me a rationally angry. What is the organizational system here? Blaine wants to go masturbate. Like the order of the facial hair or the why they're called what they're called? The order? Do you really really need to point out that on my chart, which is not this chart, that I have my laptop, I also have in the right hand side of the second to last row,

they have a dolly, like a Salvador dolly, mustache, with a woo, big one, that's one dude's facial hair. Yeah, you never see that again. Nobody else done it. More people have done Hitler's mustache than every done dolly. I know, I saw a dude at the gym that had one of those.

With the Zings, now all the way out, like his is, they're like, they're pretty decent amount out. And he's at the gym, like he waxed it and did that. He also, he also, like so he's this really skinny guy and he shaves his head bald and he'll switch between that and curling it like an old-timey man, you know, like one of those boxer, or yeah, one of the guys

that like lifts all the way and goes, hope up, he doesn't pull it off though, he's too skinny. Have you ever thought about that? Have you ever thought about going to the gym and like the leopard unitard that will lose it? Absolutely. Over one shoulder. What am I, the things I don't want to do,

I don't know where like what content this would fit into, but I want to go to the gym, dressed as Ivan Drago and have a bunch of scientists follow me around and just be riding down like statistics while I'm lifting weights like. Ah! They have you that put a breathing mask on, you know that down like statistics while I'm lifting weights. Like, ah! Maybe that put a breathing mask on, you know that stuff. No, those are fucking stupid, they're leading us.

That'd be a great hidden camera. I can see he does have that in the movie. Yeah, it's in the movie. He's got a screwdriver to a dude. Well, he's got a stupid, stupid, stupid. Okay, so the death thing tests like his, I guess how much his air, I don't know, how much is there?

There's like the NFL players wear these masks and they're supposed to be out to do masks and those are the biggest load of bullshit ever. What is that supposed to do? They're supposed to basically make it to where it's like, oh, you're in low altitude settings and it makes your lung capacity like greater and you train harder and you produce more red blood cells, but all it does is just to pry your body of oxygen and it decreases your gains basically.

Like your performance drastically decreases when you work on it. Matt gains, bro. Yeah, it's just it's stupid. It's just a trend. So I'm gonna tell you, my sneakers look stupid tonight and I actually agree with that. They seem weirdly out of place tonight.

Yeah, tonight. I'm gonna do this. The two orange. What's that? The two orange. The two orange for these socks. These also look kind of orange. Look at that move.

The little orange color with these color bounce. Red, light, and blue socks. It's also frustrating for us because everyone of these TVs that we look at looks different. Hey, Gus, you think we'll have to ask my feet in the most like effeminate petite way ever. It actually worked. It was just like, what are we doing?

I'm just trying to figure out what moment from this podcast will be in the 2017 clip show. I'm just really looking forward to that. Stop it, stop it dude, stop it. It'll be the clip of us saying we're not gonna make a fucking clip show. Yeah, that'll be that. Straight into the clip show. It'll be the shortest clip show ever. That'll be the only clip.

You like watching it? Always sunny intro. Yeah. Was I in it? Yeah, you didn't want it. No fucking watch it. Give us the view. You ruined it.

I think we did a segment on when the kids took over. Oh yeah, yeah, you ruined it. I think it was one of my favorite podcasts actually. When you as holes weren't here. If you guys need a leave, we'll take care of it. Take a fucking leave. Just have the fun, you know? Not like leave, leave, like, if you want to take a week off.

We've been taking, I feel, it feels a little weird to be doing the podcast tonight because I don't think we've been live since December 19th. Uh, we did a pre-recorded one. But when that went, yeah. And we had that clip show that did really well. Stop the fucking clip show. Let's think and talk about it more.

It was a mistake. So widely. We should acknowledge when we make a mistake. We made a mistake and let's never do it again. Yeah. Never be on board with that? Yeah. Sorry.

I was in, what did? That video. Yeah, it has like, made it. Oh, did it? Yeah. Well, I don't know how. I mean, I understand. Just read the comments you can feel the dislikes. So Barbara, put your glasses down.

Excuse me, I will burp into the microphone. Oh, mm-hmm. So one of the things I noticed today in a meeting that I was in with Barbara is that Barbara, when she wears glasses, these glasses in particular, it looks like the movie version of the Pretty Girl and they try to make her like,

not look pretty by putting glasses on her, but you're like, obviously that's a very pretty girl. And then she can take her for glasses and be off. I'm sexy all of a sudden. Oh, and then. I'm like, I'm sexy. I'm like, I'm sexy. I'm like, on the floor,

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If you want to see a belly look at him blame They look really good why I just like make the bottom darker Dirty dude clean these fucking things. I don't know how to take care of glasses. Just clean them. You see the mush. But with my sweater, that's all pilley. One of my favorite modes ever was when George W. Bush was on David Letterman.

And in the commercial breaks, they're just sitting there in their chairs. And obviously they're gonna give the sitting president of the United States of America two segments on the late night talk show So they went to a commercial and they were in comeback and they actually played What happened when they went to commercial break where somebody came over to Letterman's desk To give him notes or whatever and George W's just sitting there and he has his glass on and he takes him off And he cleans his glasses with the woman's shirt that is helping David Letterman. And it just seemed like the most out of,

I mean, who cares? He's the president, so he's probably used to people helping him do stuff or whatever, but it just seemed like the most out of touch thing to me ever that he was just using this woman's shirt to clean his glasses. That's bizarre. She almost like she was an appliance of some kind.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna use your shirt to clean my glasses at some point. Well, what is your, do you know what your prescription is? It's sad. It's 0.25. What are you wearing glasses for, so? It's for computer reading. It's because I've had eye strain really bad on the computer. Show me how you've really used a computer. You like this?

That's Ashley, by the way. That is exactly what Ashley looks like every single moment she plays every day. She probably needs glasses. It's like this furrowed brown. I didn't realize I was doing it until I put the glasses on and I was like, I, oh my God. Oh, look, is that for Batman and Rob? Yeah, it's Poison Ivy, right?

No, man. Aaron took a picture of me at dinner the other day where I was wearing a black turtleneck and my glasses and he said I looked like Vicky Vale. Oh, yeah, I saw that. That's what I was talking about. Yeah, it was a, and I saw a picture and I was like, you're not.

So they just had a picture of Uma Thurman playing. Who it's the professor that turns into plays night beat? Is anybody on the top of their head? Anybody? Smart guys in the box? No. Nope. So we do a lot of work on that.

Uma Thurman might be, let me think about this. So I think the actress who's got the widest spectrum of can play really crazy, ugly, but can also play is enormously beautiful as well. Oh, I'm a good gotcha beat. Yeah, you think it's Charlize there on? No, that's gonna say Krabby's story. Oh wait, no, she doesn't in monster. She's yeah, but I feel like they did extra stuff with there. Not that they didn't there with Umatirma. Who was like the source, the and

chanted one from Dr. Strange, the bald person. Oh, till the twin, till the twin To the twin goes from like oh, yeah, she's she's not bad looking too like oh She does she came from the another plane of existence though. Yeah, I thought she was like hot though like she's a pretty woman But I've never thought of her as like like Charlie's they're on she wouldn't do real year after noon if you saw her on Exactly if I saw a picture of her tits it'd be like She wouldn't be real year after noon if you saw her on Exactly if I saw a picture of her tit so it'd be like

Yeah, so I could knock one out but I really want you're not running for the Right I'm not running for the pussy It's a good one now Yeah for a long time whenever I saw Tilda Swinton I thought that like this was the casting process by which you cast Tilda Swinton They're like hmm Well

We need somebody for this role. Who do we need? Well Kate Blanchett is busy, so I guess we'll just get till the swim doesn't it feel that way to you like she's like She felt initially when she first started becoming famous I felt like she was a knock-off Kate Blanchett Which Matt by the way Matt fucking holum He has the ability to ruin movies for him. He's ruined a couple of like, like, spoiled them?

Dude, no, just like, hey, if you ever noticed in this thing that, I'm like, you just fucking ruined this time of the year. We talked about the podcast with Star Wars. We showed it to Blaine, Darth Vader, there's this from, the from. Can we talk about the podcast, dude? Did you know that I'm about to spoil

and buy a stretch back for anybody? Boy, it's stuck to that. David Prouse, am I saying right? Yeah. Who plays Darth Vader? He apparently is not allowed to do conventions anymore because between Star Wars and Empire, he did a convention where he did a Q&A and he was telling everyone in the audience, you're gonna love this movie. There's so many cool things that happen.

We learn that Darth Vader is Luke's father. He completely spoiled The probably one of the biggest twists in cinematic history, but because there was no internet It didn't carry but it was printed in the newspaper. I don't think that's true I always heard that he never know the correct line that the line he read while he was acting was I do I think we're having a duplicate conversation And I could have sworn I've seen David Prouse at San Diego Comic-Con. It's been a few years But I could have sworn I heard that too and then I also heard that right before the scene when

Lucas went up to Mark Hamill and was like hey This is what's happening and then like he was like we're the only people that know it so uprox is reporting this real Approx is that reliable source? I don't know what is on the internet. You know, Boy, that guy's got interesting eyes. How interesting I mean My brand Let me read this here. I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is brought to you by audible.com

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podcast. Yeah, so Patrick says that they have clippers. What? Patrick says they have clippers. Oh, and they also, they have a picture of a pro. Oh, David, no. Out of convention in 2015. My brand.

But did he spoil? I mean, maybe the part of it where he doesn't go to conventions is wrong. But the hymn spoiling it is right. I mean, maybe you can't appear as Darth Vader. Maybe that's it. Yeah. So do you want drops? Yeah, we can do bunch of drops.

Another big one, it's not that big of a deal. I grow it back in like a day. This one's still exciting. The guy that played Baze in Rogue One, the big like souped up dude with the awesome rocket launcher and cool plasma know, cool plasma rifle, whatever. That's the one way to describe it.

He ruined Rogue One at the Star Wars Celebration. Oh, I heard about that. Because he was on there. Can I spoil that? I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet. He basically said, after this character dies, then my character does this, this, this, this,

and then everyone was like, and then Gwyneth and Chrissy was going, he was leading the panel, was like, okay, let's move on. It was the most uncomfortable thing to watch. Whoa. That panel was a nightmare. I'm terrible at doing that for like Ruby or something on a panel.

Do you got like a paper that I can do this time? According to, who is this? On Twitter, Gina at WakeUpTink, Dr. Pamela Isley is Poison Ivy. Dr. Pamela Isley. Yes. Beer. All right, fair play.

No, you're near, Mayor. You should do it without a mere. Oh, you're gonna give him a water away from there. So Blaine is currently gonna give himself mutton chops after one suggested. So while Blaine is doing that, while Blaine is doing that, I want to talk to you about something, I read something over the break which made me think of you. One of the things we talk about is how technology will affect what we do and how we exist.

And there was a crazy stat that came out over the break where they did a study, and you know, they always talk about autonomous driving as being something that will affect industry, affect jobs, but somebody that's studying, they showed an impact that autonomous driving is about to have on us, that we're not prepared for, and will actually cause a crisis in a certain industry. And that is that one in every five donated organs

comes from a car accident. And so there's gonna be a shortage of organs for transplant because there's gonna be less car accidents. Which is a weird thing to be concerned about because someone who needs a transplant is by definition unhealthy and someone who dies in a car accident is not necessarily typically so that it's being an accidental death. Right.

Whatever. But it's kind of interesting that somebody took the time to look at that and study that. Yeah, and this is like one of those things I never would have thought about, fighting him. Yeah, that's a pretty morbid reason. Yeah, but I like that analysis, and I bring that up because I read about this volcano,

there's a soup of volcano in the world that has started to become slightly active, which is super volcano. That's a bad deal. That's a bad deal. And there's a thing that's happened a few times in history. This thing called a volcanic winter, where a volcano will erupt. It'll throw so much ash in the atmosphere that it basically makes winter until that clears.

And there was one year in particular that called the year with no summer was that when crack atola erupted It was Mount Tambora Stratovolcano in Indonesia occasion mid-summer frost in New York state mid-summer frosts and June snowfalls in New England and Newfoundland and Labrador in which what became a year without summer, and that was the year 1816 is when that happened. Fairly relatively recent history, right? Yeah. I mean, can you imagine it's like,

oh, we just skipped summer one year, and it's just went through the entire time. And it had huge impacts on the crop population and everything else. Here's what I was thinking. China has now, they say they're gonna beat their 2020 solar installation goals. They're gonna beat their 2020 solar installation goals. They're gonna beat those now next year, or maybe they mean this year, 2017.

So they're well ahead of schedule. And solar is very quickly becoming the dominant power source on the planet. So you look at the summer without winter and how it affected our live and population and famine and everything else because it was a primarily agricultural Culture back then, but what's gonna happen when we become become so dependent on solar gas and then something like this happens Like what would be the impact of losing both the crops and also losing all most of our path That's like something out of like an apocalypse movie or like a post-apocalyptic setting. Yeah of our past. That's like something out of like an apocalypse movie or like a post-apocalyptic setting. Yeah, but it's like, I mean a natural progression of solar becoming more prevalent is you will install

solar panels where you need power and you won't need the public utility infrastructure anymore. So the public utility infrastructure that's going to have to degrade over time. I mean that's just a function of solar becoming more popular. So then if one of these events happens, there's not gonna be like a backup system to be put in place. I mean, this is all conjecture, but you know, there's not gonna be this backup system that can put in place to drive power to homes.

I don't know, I just got to thinking about that. It's one of those things. You never think about the downside of clean renewable energy, you know? Imagine you have a healthy balance of solar and wind. Oh, damn it. Blaine just spilled, very clearly spilled his drink. They look very deliberate. Yeah. I was not deliberate at all. So once again that was so yeah I looked it up real fast while we were talking. The Cracatoa erupted in 1883 and it was so loud that it was heard 3,000 miles away.

Wow. It's thought to have been the loudest sound ever on Earth. Not so loud, it was just pretty loud too, was it? They said that the sound was calculated. A hundred miles away, the sound was 180 decibels. And that the explosion, so it exploded three times. Each explosion was accompanied by tsunamis, estimate to have been over 98 feet high.

Wow. 98 foot high wave. That was your mom jumping in the pool. Yeah, nice. Oh, shit. So I'm gonna get a volcanic winters. There was, it's considered a global volcanic winter,

but Mount Pinotobu in the Philippines cooled global temperatures for about two to three years. It sounds like we'd actually use one of these things at that level, we could have let candle that. But there was one in 1883, there was one in 1815, there was one in 1783, there was one in 1815, there was one in 1783, there was one in 1600, there was one in 1452 or 1453, and that was an underwater volcano.

That's crazy to me. Like that's a common major occurrence that happens. And so that's something that could definitely happen again. We could, I mean, if this Italian volcano goes, what's the, where's the big one that's in the middle of the US, that you're simmity? Yeah, I think so. Yellowstone or you're simmity, yeah.

Is the Yellowstone? Yellowstone, so there's, there's, the United States sits on a massive super volcano. If that thing's erupts, you know, I mean, you think all the US is gonna be destroyed, but that would actually kind of like cover the whole, it doesn't matter, everything's gonna die. It's thrown off ash in the planet.

And the atmosphere. Real fast, quick rewind. Patrick, just sent me a clipping from the newspaper that you said, that confirms what you said. Where you had David Prouse talking about. Oh, so what's the thing? Yeah, it's a clip to like literally somebody clipped out part of the newspaper.

Dick, can you imagine being at that panel, you're one of the biggest star wars fans ever, and you get something like that. We're in the newspaper. You would even go to the damn panel. It's funny too, because it felt all the same. What did they put in the newspaper, though? Because they probably didn't,

I mean, there was no spoiler culture in 1979 or 1980, you know, what year was that? I'm not revealing the plot this time. Oh, it's 1979, yeah. So, 1977 was the original. Yep. Or 80. It was 80, 80, 80.

You should keep those shops for a while. They look good. Thanks. So, the. You should keep those chops for a while. They look good. Thanks. So the, so like to give a comparison, I said Krakatoa was the loudest sound ever on earth at 180 decibels. Your eardrums rubbed her at 150. Really?

Wow. And 150 is a jet take off 25 meters away. But it was a 180 decibels, obviously, 3,000 miles away. Right, it was at its peak, what was it? 100 miles away. What's the loudest man-made noise making thing? According to this list I'm looking at, that Cracatoa eruption was, is actually number four. The number one thing on this list is that meteor or that comet that exploded over Russia in 1908, and that that was supposedly 300 decibels.

Get the fuck outta here. It was measured with a similar impact of a 1,000 megaton bomb. That I bet made birds explode. Right, just from sound. Yeah, just like, yep. You might be right. Compression of the air,

might have ruptured sacks inside their body. I mean, I'm not exploded, but, you know, internally. I'm not a rupture of ballsack. Whoa, yeah. Sacks of the weirdest. I wonder what happened that was exploded, but you know, internally, whoo, yeah, sex of the weirdest. I wonder what happened that was in water because water would carry that so much further and much more intensely, you know, the energy of something like that probably just tsunamis all over the place. So say the name of the place that I said, it spelled any W F O U N D.

L A Newfoundland. Newfoundland. How you say it? Newfoundland. Yeah,land. How you say it? Newfoundland. Newfoundland. Yeah, Newfoundland, right? Someone is very adamantly correcting me that it's not Newfoundland, it's Newfoundland. Well, it's not Newfoundland, it's Newfoundland.

It's Newfoundland. Newfoundland. Newfoundland is how it's spelled. Yes. Sometimes things are pronounced differently than they're spelled. Say the city in Australia, M-E-L-B-O, etc. I just say Melbourne. Melbourne.

I don't go out on my way to try to be Australian about go, Melbourne. I say Melbourne. I just say Melbourne just so that the Australians won't be like, no, they actually, I have the exact opposite experience. Melbourne was that when you say Melbourne, they're like, Melbourne. It's like, oh, how am I supposed to say that go?

Say Melbourne. And it's like, that's exactly what I just said. They can still tell the difference and they can tell you're trying to do it. So now I'm just, ah, Melbourne. It's like, oh, how am I supposed to say that? Say it, Melbourne. And it's like, that's exactly what I just said. They can still tell the difference and they can tell you're trying to do it. So now I'm just like full on Melbourne. See, I thought I thought, I thought, Melbourne dude. Impressed with the fact that I've said Melbourne before,

instead of Melbourne. I'll be talking about. Australia. Aaron, they're impressed with you. Alana. I'll be like, yeah, Aaron's asked us to stop for dinner. Not to Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. Well, then how you say like, AR, Aaron's asked us to stop for dinner. Not to Aaron. Just Aaron.

Aaron's. Aaron's. Aaron. Well then how you say like, A-R-R-Y-N, it's like, you know, Aaron. It's like so small, but it's like, what are you talking about? Pronunciation of like Aaron, just like small things that they- It's the same for a lot of Canadian accents too.

We have a lot of anas, anas. But that's just like a, like the name is different in that way. I don't think it is though. I think they're all spelled because if you've grown up your whole life saying anna versus anna, it's almost a different name at that point. It's like not the only name so that in my mind, anna is going on. And anna is two ends.

They're both two ends in my mind. So if you're telling me I also said it was the volcanic winter cause the summer without winter. It was the year without summer. There's one summer without winter. That's just like a really shitty romantic comedy. That's book six of Game of Thrones, right? The year without summer.

What's that? The M&D is. That's book six of Game of Thrones, right? The summer without winter. I thought for sure that the next Game of Thrones book was gonna be out before the last season Game of Thrones. Then he said he was gonna make it. I was like, all right, it'll be out before the end of 2016. Still waiting.

Still waiting. You think you just won't do it? I think you might not do it. They might just make novelizations of the screenplace. Yeah, I mean, that why? I don't even know if they can do that because it's so different. The book is so different. At this point, yeah, I don't feel know if they can do that because it's so different Maybe the book is so different at this point. Yeah, I don't know like characters that are dead. You're not there Pull like a lot of different stories lady stone heart would be you just have to get rid of her because she's not in the I really in the book either they introduce her and then she kind of does a big fucking introduction right now

Like she's off doing stuff and you hear about it. Maybe yeah, and the show or in the book in the book Remember when you shit a brick when I said something about Lady Stoneheart and the show? Yeah. Man. That was a reason to be ruined it. If people, if people haven't read the Game of Thrones book just by now, then that's, I mean, just what,

20 years old, some of those books. What? Isn't the first one? I think the first one's from the late night. 98. Wow. Really? Actually read the first one when it came out.

I think he was a standalone book and then she's like, fuck, this is a trilogy. She's been one of those people waiting for every fucking book. And I can just look at that, but it was like- What I think they were from not too much before the show. It's a thousand. Yeah, I thought early times. I mean, it has been slowing down with each subsequent book. It just takes longer to come out.

I feel like an idiot. It's like an idiot. Stupid, stupid. In fact, I think as long as the show's been on the air, only one book has come out. I think one book came out during season two. Dan's a dragon, right? Yeah, that's the last one. And I think there hasn't not been another book since then. Oh, those guys.

Which one was... Ison Fire. That was not first one, right? That's the name of the trilogy. That's the name of the series. Oh, okay. The Game of Thrones. Dintin, tell us first blood. I downloaded the Lord of the Rings movies to watch again,

because I had only seen them when they were first in theaters, and that's it. I don't remember anything about them. And we're going to be going to Hobbiton. Hobbiton. After R.T. X Sidney. Alice Williams is apparently a huge Lord of the Rings fan. So I'm trying to catch up on my knowledge by watching it again.

Knowledge is power. So. I might wash them on the flight Who do you mean I said I might watch them on the flight Lord of the Rings you should watch them. Oh, that was it I'm glad you brought you brought it all back around because that's the other movie that Matt ruined for me was Lord of the rings. I'm so happy I could bring a story back to you. We got it We're gonna wrap this up. High five. What was it? What do you do? It's a very specific shot. It's when they're traveling into the West towards the end of the movie, which I'm not

really spoiling anything by saying that. Fellowship or return the king. Do they go to the West in fellowship? I don't know nerd. I just haven't watched this before. What are you talking about? Hey, name three of the planets that are in Rogue One to begin with. In the beginning?

Yeah. Oh, there's Jed up there. No! I can't believe he doesn't even realize. Oh, sorry. So there's a shot where, what is Kate Blanchett playing like, Gladiereal? Galadriel, yeah. Galadriel.

Galadriel. Newfound plant. Galadriel. She's inviting some of the characters on the boat to go to the west. And there's a shot where two of, there's two hobby characters that get on the boat. And she does this thing.

And I'm trying to recreate it into this camera if I can. And I'll explain to the audience, but she does this. So she's looking down because the hobbits are getting onto the boat. She goes, she looks at them and then she goes back to whoever is watching them all get on, she looks like this. And it's the creepyest fucking look and it looks like Matt the way Matt says it, it's like, yeah, hobbit sex.

Let's do this. It really is super creepy. So she gets this look on her face for the audio listeners. She gets this horrible smirk-like awfulness. That one is ruined a whole movie for the audio listeners. She gets like this, just horrible, like smirk, like, awfulness. That was ruined a whole movie for you, sure. It totally ruins it. It's totally ruined.

It's also like at the very end, the whole, like, coming together. The moment is important. I would just be, it's like when someone told me that the priest has a boner and a little mermaid. It didn't ruin the movie for me. It just made me watch it again and look for that. Can I do watch the end of Back to the Future 3

without looking for the kid? Look at the kid pointing at his dick. Yeah. Kid's awesome. That kid's alive today. Can you watch the end of back to the future three without looking for the kid? Kid pointing at his dick. Yeah, I'll make it. Kid's awesome. That kid's alive today. Don't want you to interview that kid and go, why? Was she in a podcast? I'm sure he had to go to the bathroom.

I'm sure it was like a discrete signal so he wouldn't disrupt a shot. Or episode four whenever the storm trip hits head on that door. And they added like a... I mean, they might as well, right? Yeah. If they're going he's that shot uh yeah we got someone else I want to read here you read that thing we want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by CISO CISO is

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Freshest. No. Wait, what's the thing? Okay, embarrassing admission. What? Embarrassing admission. The last time I cried was at the end of Return of the King when the when the hobbits are feeding to the West.

I was fucking crying in the movie theater. Like this is so embarrassing. I think it's more embarrassing that that's the last time you cried. How many years? Uh, what was that? That's been like 13 years. Jesus Christ. Which of your crying,

because you were laughing or your crying, because it was emotional. That's so emotional, yeah. Wow, you are. Which part? When the hobbits fade to the west at the end of return to the king.

Are you getting teary-eyed just thinking about it? Rotten? He's drinking a little water. I lost time I cried my cry was like yesterday. I like the part where they had the slow motion scene where they all like jump on the bed with Frodo and they're like, oh yeah. And then Gandalf's in the corner like, it's so fucking happy. Oh no, no, no.

There's more than one habit. There's more than one habit. They just get on with different times. Why are you being vague with the names? I don't know because Barbara hasn't seen that. I want to ruin one habit. They just get on at different times. Why are you being vague with the names? I don't know, because Barbara doesn't see that. I want to ruin it, and also it doesn't really know it. I'm just trying to find it. Go ahead and talk.

I'm totally obsessed with this. So you're saying to watch really, do you have any interest in going through the books as well or you're just going to stick with the book? No, I'll just watch the movies. I love the books. I've read the books many times growing up. Then I watched the movies, and I went back

and tried to relisten to the books fairly recently. And I was like, oh my God. Trudge. Yeah. I feel like it's easier to digest books like that when you're younger. Yeah, they are captured. My attention span has gotten so bad.

There are characters that are cut from the books for the movie. And I was like, that was the right choice. Yes, this is moving along a lot better. Are you gonna watch the series with or without Hobbit series? You're just gonna watch the three? Just the three?

I'll get through the three. Extended edition or regular? I got the extended edition. I wonder if anybody has done a cut of all three Hobbit movies into one movie. Like a nine and a half hour movie? No, no, no. Cut it down to three hours, like a two and a half hour movie.

Because it's a very small book. Oh, sorry, I thought you meant the whole of the ranks, maybe. Yeah, no, no, you're gonna give the hobbits to three movies as well. So it would be cut together, it would probably be, but like, anywhere between seven and nine hours probably. I do. But something who cuts it down to like,

we're probably being a proprian amount for that book. What was the third Lord of the Rings movie called? Return of the King. I remember distinctly, I don't remember anything about the Lord of the Rings movies, but I do remember watching that third movie in theaters and I kept thinking it was the end of the movie because it would fade out to my life.

And I'd be like, this is the end. And I would fade back into something else. And it's like, next time it fades out, I would see it in the movie. Oh no, it's back in. I remember that happening like five times. It happens a lot, this is the end. And I would fade back into something else. And it's like, next time it fades out, I would see on the movie. Oh no, it's back in. I remember that happening like five times. It happens a lot of times in the movie. I remember even being like,

the middle school movie. It was something, I was like, fuck is this. I actually said that to myself. That guy's just crying so much. Yeah. We balling? No, I wasn't balling.

I was silently crying in the theater in super embarrased. Were you alone or were you the director? No, no, this was before I had met Esther. I was long, 2003's long time ago. That was by myself. Did you sit there bawling your eyes out? Yeah, by myself in the theater.

So stupid. I cry at so many movies these days. Oh, I've been, that's why I did a lot on the break. I watched a ton of movies. Did you see that? Oh yeah, do you watch one of New Year's Eve? Did you do that? No, I didn't.

After you asked me to be that you were coming to my party and I even texted you like two friends do, and I asked you, what do you want to drink? Cry, cry. What do you want to drink? And I made you get a really weird alcohol that nobody else drinks. You made me get vodka, that's Russian.

They ruined the election, Gus. You made me get vodka, and I had to sit there and look at that vodka all night. I'm sure someone had the vodka. Yeah, but he didn't come, and you know, I find out he didn't come. It's actually good reason. He told me why. Yeah, I just asked him about it too.

I was like, no, I didn't want to leave. Fair is our version of Uber in this fucking shitty city. I feel bad for my dog, because he really freak out at the party. We do, too, guess. Aww. And so I didn't want to leave Benjamin alone. Oh, you're good, man. I just bring him. For dad. No, you write call, to leave Benjamin alone. I know you're good, but I'll ask. I know you're just bringing him.

For dad. No, you write call. Write call. Then I get nervous about like, then get away. And Joe the cat. Oh, Joe the cat would fuck them up. Yeah, you know what, I'm around Joe the cat. He's a fucking nightmare of an animal.

That was a good party. Yeah, they had good snacks. Really good snacks. We got tiny pies. It's a little bakery and they make small pies. And Marcus made some what's it called, like meat for a sharkootery board. Is it just called a sharkootery?

I think so, he just said he dry aged meat in a fridge for 40 days in the prop warehouse, which is a stage two or in stage five. That's the main stage that you see here. And yeah, then he brought it, it was so fun. I always knew that. I was so nervous. And now I'm like craving that. I know. And yeah, then he brought it. It was so fun. I always knew that. I was so nervous.

I was just craving that. I know. It was good. I love cheeseboards and charcuterie boards and Marcus. But when you have homemade fresh meat like that, that's just so perfect. Go ahead. And just slide into your mouth so nicely.

Just plump. Plump. Just juicy. Just I love Marcus's meat. Yeah, just throbbing. Nice, girthy homemade meat. It's the best, exactly what you want. He even made it look pretty.

He did, like it's what Marcus does. Hopefully you're something. That's a rough one. This kind of looks weird. This isn't gonna taste good. I had these cheese tools that are like, they're like made out of raw iron. And I really liked them.

And I've been, I've had those cheese tools. I've had those cheese tools for like a out of raw iron. And I really liked them. And I've had those cheese tools. I've had those cheese tools for like a year and a half. And I never remember to bring them out because I always forget that I fucking have them. So for this part, I was like, I'm not finally gonna use the fucking cheese tools. So I brought the cheese tools out and I used them and all night I was like, yes.

Yeah, and I was cutting the cheese. They look so good. They look so good. Ashy through them in the dishwasher. They're dishwasher. They're just, they instantly rusted. They look like they're 80 years old. Oh, I should have taken a picture of them.

They're just fucking terrible. You brought your special ice. Did you, like, on purpose make the cutting the cheese joke? Are you kidding me? Yes, probably. Come on, is amateur hour? I was just making sure. Barbara was more to make sure that she didn't, like,

hop on an opportunity right there. What's the special ice? Special ice, you know what's the other way? I'm obsessed with making clear ice. Right, right. And because I'm more important on something too, because when I talk about clear ice, I get a rash of tweets, meaning a high number of tweets, blank. I get a lot of tweets that explain to me how you make clear ice and everyone does it the

exact same way. It's kind of like the heavy boots. They remember heavy boots? Which is, there was this bad science website in the early internet days called heavy boots. And it was because it was stemmed from the fact there was this common misconception that there's no gravity on the moon

and there's no gravity. So how do the astronauts keep them flying away? They have heavy boots. It was just, it was like this weird thing, people just assume, oh, if you have heavy boots, then you'll stick to the earth. And that's because you would fall faster, because you're a feeder heavy. And the, the, the,

once the heavy boots moment of clear ice, which is I, which is just want to make crystal clear ice, that's what I want to do. Everyone says the same thing, so they're like, oh, so you boil the water first. I'm like, how does it even make sense? If you boil water, how does that make the water appear? I get that it kills imperfections,

living organisms in it, but it doesn't like get rid of minerals and everything else that would cloud up the water. It's not like bacteria that makes your ice white. How do you try it? Yes, I have tried it. I did try it just to make sure and no. And I also, there's a way you can run it through a british picture like three times,

or you can just go out and buy distilled water. Or you can use my method, which is fucking dope. Which is what? It's like a directional freezing. So I'd have a little cooler. I just do a thing with it. I actually wanted to talk to Hannah hard about doing a major kitchen where we make ice instead of anything else.

This is like the perfect thing to do. I have a little cooler, like a $5 coalman cooler for lunches. And I took the top off and then you fill it with water. I think this guy, this is the guy that taught me how to do it. To take this cooler, you put it in the freezer, duh, duh, duh, fast forward, 24 hours. And it freezes from the top down,

but because it's insulated everywhere else, the bottom's not frozen. So it's like the ice is on top of like the pond, basically. But all the impurities drip down into the water beneath. And so he's way better than I am. He also has a cutting board that fits perfectly in his fucking sink. Yeah. Really want to get that. Yeah. So then you go chip, chip, chip, get it. But look at that piece of ice. You can see straight through it. That's really cool. Yeah. And so I was making clear ice and putting

him in people's drinks. He also I've never made a block that looks like it. I'm so jealous of that guy. Like, I've done it like a thousand times and I still can't get a perfect block of ice. Maybe he boils the water first. Maybe he boils the water first. It captures the steam that he makes it in the condensation. Right, it's not evaporating the water.

It's just boiling the water. He's boiling the water and then putting the water. If I evaporated the water and then recondensed it, then I would have pure water. But just boiling it doesn't make any sense. Like bring it up to a boil. Done. You guys had a little champagne bar that I appreciated quite a bit. Let me take some. I overbought every bit of alcohol for that party because somebody asked for vodka and I bought for vodka. And I bought two vodka, I bought a bunch of fucking bourbon. I got, I have 80 limes in my house.

80 fucking limes sitting in my fridge. I have probably, probably like 10 liters of tonic water, because nobody drank through that. The one exception was fucking champagne. Everyone wants champagne. The champagne drinkers destroyed that stuff. Yeah. I actually have a picture of it. Maybe I can find it and I'll send it to you. I tweeted a picture too. How did you? Everyone wants champagne. The champagne drinkers destroyed that stuff. Yeah.

I actually have a picture of it. Maybe I can find it and I'll send it to you. I tweeted a picture too. How did you? I was drunk when I tweeted that. I don't remember tweeting it. By the way, Barbara, horrible influence. We went to like four in the morning, right?

Yeah, we, a 330. 330. Well, it's enough. I had a lost track of time. Wait, what was it? But we were going strong to like midnight 30. Nobody deal. When people start trickling out,

Barbara's like, Barbara fucking doubles down, dude. Barbara's like, this party's gonna keep going. She doubles down and we're there till 34 in the morning. Just drunk. I was like, when we made Chris eat all the rest of the pie since I went through him away, he must've ate like eight pies. I remember this.

Did you become a vampire again? no I was I thought I was well behaved and that's not even all of it that's probably half the amount of champagne and that was too many like it was a picture here that's a lot of champagne

I do remember when I was getting drunker I spilled my bottle or my uh... thing of champagne on uh... riot in a lot of and then like fuck what the fuck? I was like, I'm sorry, I'll go get a napkin. I walked out into the kitchen, I saw napkins,

and I saw tiny pies, and I kept a tiny pie and came back, and I was just eating it, and they're like, where's the kid? She's like, it's a tiny pie, though. It's fine. It's so good. Didn't, also, like you mentioned earlier, we don't have Uber and Lyft in Austin. Yeah.

I heard that every right sharing service that we have in Austin went down. Get on. Well, here's the thing. I scheduled our ride because we, Aaron, and Blaine and Alana shared a car since we were coming in the same place. So I scheduled it earlier that day to come pick us up at a certain time. So we had one ready. And then we left so late that by the time all the bars are closed, people are home from

house parties by then So like was back up. We were able to get one no problem Yeah, I heard you're new years eve like all like the three or four that we have like none of them were working Wow, that's rough. No, we were we were fine But it took us to the wrong place and I swear to God I entered in the right location and It did messed up for something. There's like a glitch. I don't know what it was, I wasn't that drunk. Me and Aaron were in a ride chair this past week and we got in and we were actually going to the concert

that RTX had this weekend. And we're on our way and I was like, oh, I just got an email that said doors open at eight. I thought it was seven. Oh shit. Because someone else told me seven. And I was like, oh, let's just get the Uber driver to drop us off like at a bar nearby.

Yeah. And so Aaron was like, hey man, we're actually realize we're going to go to a different venue. So like, do you mind just taking us down that street to a bar? And he like didn't respond at all. At all. When you shut down?

He turns out he was deaf. Oh. Like, which I like great that he could get a job doing that, but like you got to indicate that to the people at your car somehow. Yeah, I think so too. I feel like a sign or something. A sign or like even like send a message or something

when you pick them up like just so you know your driver is. What would you have done? Just take us down. He ended us. We just updated the app. You're okay. Aaron's not that fast or smile.

No, I'm yeah. Now we know. We ended up just being awkward. The deaf and dumb car. Getting out at the music venue and walking to a bar down the street. That's the Gus move, dude. That's the bitch Gus move. We're two awkward.

What? You're just like, oh, I can't bother this guy. I gotta go. I'm gonna work retail. That would happen. There would be like, you know, death, death customers that would come in and I would just type up and we would just exchange stuff basically be a text.

Yeah. There's hit. Cool. So I realized that he was deaf when Aaron was talking to him. And I was like, looking at the guy, because usually, like if someone's talking to you in your backseat, you kind of do like this thing, like where you're looking at them in the rearview mirror or like you know that you're listening.

And I was like, he's not doing anything. He's probably hearing a pair. Well, I was at a restaurant the other day. I was picking up some takeout food. And so I'm sitting by the register and this woman walks in to the restaurant and she walks in and the employee's there, walks, the employee was like in the restaurant,

so she comes up the hostess. I was like, oh, welcome, ma'am. Can you do a place in order? And the woman like doesn't acknowledge her, like walks straight to the cash register, picks up a menu and starts looking at it. And the woman's like, hi, you know, do you want a place in order or do you want to sit down?

When we're doesing a knowledge or just looking through the menu, I'm like, okay, woman's probably hearing impaired. Figure out what she wants so she can point at it. No one was like, hi, you know, do you want a place in order or do you want to sit down? When we're doing a little bit of the manager, I'm like, okay, one was probably hearing impaired. You know, figuring out what she wants so she can point at it or something. And then the woman's looking at the menu, looking at the menu, then puts it down and goes, yeah, like place in order. I was like, why don't you acknowledge the employee who's there like, uh, greeting you, saying something like she just totally ignored her like two or three times. And then he's like, oh yeah, I'm going to order something. Like what a fucking. I have a funny enough. I just remember something that happened to me today.

I was on the phone trying to cancel a membership and it's like one of those things where you can't do it online for some stupid reason. I hate services where you have to call to cancel. It's Frank. Hey, Frank. You're very early for the heroes and half which shoot Frank. Premiering tomorrow. What are you doing here? Uh, this is just an editing for the live.

When you come right out and say, just say hello. Just like, do quick little wave. People want to see Frank. New season Heroes and Half Whits starts tomorrow. Yeah. Or, yeah, if you're listening to the radio. Hey, Braids, Frank. The DM from...

You're not on the camera. Here's Half Whits with the hell of a... He's gonna ghost! He's going there. No, it's over here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Frank Frank was actually one of the early inspirations for Red versus Blue. Frank was on my team at a Halo Land party at my house in like the year 2001 and he was on my team and I was just screaming Frank. He had a tire time because he'd never played Halo before in his life and he was

doing it. Yeah, I think that was the first. Wow, that was the first time. Yeah, Frank is saying that was the first time. How long have you guys known each other, Gus? We met when we were in ninth grade, so that would have been 92. 92, yeah.

Like August and 92. So coming up on 25 years. Damn. And I said, it's a lot of magic gathering. I'm not sure what I think, or next to you, something like that, because I came late to that class, because I didn't have all my registration stuff for the first time.

Oh, oh, yeah, you sent in front of me. That was a Mr. Dawson's class, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Frank is here burning the midnight oil just to get an episode of Here's in Half with Out To You All. So thanks, Frank. Yeah, good to see you, man.

I don't normally look like this, by the way, I just shared the monsoon. What are you doing? I don't think Frank's gonna judge you. Well, it's okay. When you hear the guy with a monsoon child. Business, Frank, and Austin, it's a place that serves basically just hot dogs.

Oh, Frank. We're nice hot dogs. It's not Frank's, it's Frank's. It's Frank's. Yeah, right. Do you think of Frank when you see that? No. Every time someone says, we're gonna go to Frank

and eat and I'm like, you're gonna come around. I'm like thinking the imagine, people are just showing up at Frank's house. Oh, food. I was actually, so go ahead. Home was actually what? You tried to cancel something. Yeah, cancel my membership somewhere

So I had to call up and Like usually when you call someone's like hey like how could we help you and you say I want to cancel my subscription The guy had on the phone. I think he was high or something was wrong with him I like the way he said hi. You said hi He was high because he answered you because, because you could get your email. Like he was talking really quietly. And every time he wasn't talking, it sounded like he hung up on me. So every now and then I have to be like, you still there?

And he's like, yeah, I'm still here. It's like, could you like tell me what you're doing? So I know that I could get off the phone with you soon. At one point while he was working on canceling my membership, he didn't know he had himself unmuted. So I heard him talking to someone else going, yeah, man, this fucking seat. At one point while he was working on canceling my membership, he didn't know he had himself unmuted. So I heard him talking to someone else going, yeah man this fucking seat, so fucking uncomfortable. You know, they told me this job would be more comfortable.

I get to sit down all day, but fuck my back is fucking killing me dude. And he was just going on and on and about it. And I was just like, shall I cough or something to let him know I'm still on the phone. When I worked at the call center, I was always paranoid about that. Like, if I muted a customer, I would keep my finger on the mute button because you could tell it was a little depressed. I would keep my finger on that button.

So I knew they were still muted and that it was, I was free to say whatever I wanted. Yeah. There's two things you can never hide when you're on the phone. You can't ever hide the fact that you answered the phone in the bathroom. People think they can hide that. You cannot hide that. I beg the difference. You can absolutely tell when someone's on the phone in the bathroom. You're brain on evolutionary basis recognizes the acoustics of a bathroom and you're like what are you fucking doing? The other thing I can never do

at least, I don't know if you guys can can is if I'm in bed and it's a Respectable amount of time to be asleep like eight seven thirty am seven thirty am to my phone rings I'm a piece of fucks calling it seven thirty a.m. Probably someone from the east coast phone rings I wake up and I'm like I get out of bed and I go La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Hello, I can never fool someone into thinking that I was already awake or they can instantly tell. I think it's a time of day that that raspiness goes away.

I don't think it's you using your voice. Because if you were to talk for the first time at 11 o'clock, you're fine. You don't have that to your voice. Well, that's true. You're clearing out the, shmuck, shmuck, shmuck, shmuck, shmuck, shmuck, shmuck, shmuck, shmuck, shmuck, shmuck, whenever, so I feel like I hear people try to answer the phone and talk in bathrooms at

airports all the time. Whenever I hear that, I try to fart as loud as I can. I just want to, I just got to have a rip as loud of a fart as I can and hope that it goes through with the phone. I'm not helping you. I'm gonna make this difficult. You should just do that. I should do that.

Yeah, and then flush. And then do it again. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I got food poisoning. Help!

I don't believe in food poisoning. I still don't. I mean, I get it that people have added, but it's so. I've gotten really good at like, okay, so like, I don't want to talk to Alexa whenever I'm on the phone. So I'll mute, and I've gotten really good at timing, like when to mute and unmute so that they can't tell the transition. I think editing has helped me actually with that power.

But like when you're on the phone with someone. It's like, hello, I'll be like, hey, there's a lot of you on the mute and bubble, bubble on the bike. Alexa, venture on. Then I'll go back and like, I do it in a way that it seems so seamless that I don't think they ever realize that I've come on mute. Yeah.

Which I'm pretty proud of. I just wonder why you have to be using your Alexa while you're on the phone. Like, what is so pressing? Well, it's like, you don't want to stall the conversation by giving a command to Alexa. What are you doing? Or you need to flush a toilet.

I think that that's... The flush in the toilet makes sense, but like, it's not like, oh, Alexa, what's the weather? Like, what the hell? Oh, my God. Alexa, oh, Alexa, what's the weather? Like, well, I'm not going to fall. Alexa, how do I end shitty conversations? Do, there's a lot of stuff you could do.

I have that device. I don't want to keep saying it, because I know people at home probably some people that may have it. And it's just like setting it off like crazy. Alexa, show me horse dick. Did you see the funny Alexa story over the little kid? Little kid? No, no, you jump at the the play dick a dick a that that

kid who did that. No, it was another little kid who found out and I'm going to be very careful here in the way I structure this story because I don't want to do what happened in the story. She ordered a dollhouse. So with this product, the echo you call by its name, you say, order a dollhouse and it does that. And it puts your cart and buys it.

News story picked it up and they reported on it. And news anchor said, and all she said was, da da da, order a dollhouse. Apparently thousands of dollhouses got ordered because she said that on TV. Oh, that is so funny. Yeah, the future, you can cancel it, right? Like if you get a notification of some kind, I don't have one, I don't have one. Major retailers have refunded purchases made by children

playing with phones or computers. If you get to get to them. One reason it's, it's, it's, it's, it, incident occurred in Dallas, Texas, early this week when a six-year-old asked her new family's Amazon Echo, can you play dollhouse with me and get me a dollhouse? The device complied, story could have stopped here, but it ends up being a local morning show on San Diego

CW-6 news at the end of the story Jim Pat and remarked I love little girl saying blank Ordered me a dollhouse according to CW-6 news echo owners who were watching the broadcast found that the remark triggered orders on their own devices That's so funny. That's funny. I almost did that during the game awards when Ashley and I presented I Almost did because it was a live stream thing. I almost walked up, you know you have to do that with all due respect, stupid fucking banter that you have to do in the awards ceremony.

And I almost, they gave a script and I just kind of tossed that aside, I got a funnier joke. I was gonna go out there and she said, hey, we're here to present the award for Best Action Adventure Game of 2016. I go, you know, Ashley, I feel bad because I feel like we left home and I left the Xbox on home and it's just sitting there running, wasting power.

I got a solution for this and I was gonna say, you know, Xbox blank. Xbox blank and then yes. And I was curious, like, how many Xboxes that would have shut off from people watching the game awards to their Xbox. This fucking dick. Yeah, but I really, that would have great.

I honestly couldn't bring myself to do it. And I really, really wanted to do it. But I also knew that like those, you know, they work a long time in the show if I dropped out like 25% of the... Yes, I wonder if I never think I could watch that grab. Yeah, just like, wow, baby, I got way better all of a sudden. Some in dip all of a sudden during your segment. Alexa may or may not have gone off during sex. Not too long. Go ahead. More like a sexer.

Shut up. Do you call her name out? No. Barbara was walking around. She called out to the echo today. I do, I think about doing it a lot. I really actually do it. She was ugly.

I went. I was a good student. I was a good student. I was a good student. I was a good student. I wanted to know what time it was. And so I said, oh, and I got real quiet. And then dude, like three aisles over goes.

He absolutely knew what I was doing. I put that too, because I've been in my mom's house and be like, hey, lights off. I get up like an asshole. I'm still living in the past here. Gonna get up and do it, man. I found out though that if you go to the, I know this is like a very specific discussion

for people who don't have them, but if you go to the- 50 bucks, get one, please. If you go to the skills section of it, and you could actually add skills to the Alexa to learn. So like I added the seven minute workout to it, so you could be like Alexa start seven minute workout. Sorry.

And it'll do the thing where it's like, okay, you're gonna start with jumping jacks. Ready? When you're ready, say ready. And it'll do the thing where it's like, okay, you're gonna start with jumping jacks. Ready? When you're ready, say ready. And you'll go ready and she'll go like three, two, one, go. And then it adds the most hilarious commentary in between. Where like you finish a sentence, she goes, you're looking so fabulous. Doesn't really.

And when you're doing a plank, she's like, stiff as a board. And like all these like different different really funny commentary things. You should try it. I'm definitely gonna try it. My favorite feature on that product, I'm just gonna say, let's just say echo instead of the, the one thing.

I think that's my trigger though. If somebody you can set it up to answer to Amazon Echo or the other, yeah. Or the name. But it comes default the other name, which is weird because that's not in like any of the branding for the product. I think the name is different than the product.

The product is in Amazon Echo. Yeah. In case anyone does not know what this is, it's a voice activated assistant that lives in your house. For me, I'm a- Jarvis, basically. They really beat Google the punch on that Google home, didn't they? I mean, everybody has an Alexa.

Google home just had the best. People are gonna hate us for the second month. Google home just had the best girl of marketing when they had that Twitch stream. Twitch thing, yeah. The two homes talking to each other. Yeah, that was amazing. Have you used the Echo Simon Says feature?

Yeah. That's great. Especially if you have a remote for it? Aaron made a great... You can do it from a different room. I heard about it. He's talked to the kids without the Echo. And Aaron made a great Instagram video.

It's like, I got it for him for Christmas last year, I think. You guys can just mute your microphone. And he made a video of himself going blank. Who was Blaine Gibson? And then he like cut it in a way where he did like a whip pan over to the Alexa and he did like a Simon Says thing that went blank Gibson is an internet personality who makes videos and is lonely and sad.

Or something like that. He went back to himself and he's like, yeah. Yeah, it's on his Instagram. I have to admit, when we first got the echo, I could ask it, who is Bernie Burns? And it would read my Wikipedia entry? I wouldn't do it the last time I tried it because I just do this every morning, if I can.

No, but I did it, like totally did it to impress my kids. That was like such a, like, it's such a sad egotistical thing. You have it redo a change log here with Capita entry every morning, like, just to see what changed overnight. Yeah, well, just, anybody like updated, like what I'm up to with my, my, my storied career. Try this, it's a broads like, hey, he sucks, chow,

you know, I want, that's a really good point. It should be like a learned behavior that you like teach it to say something when you ask something. I'd like to say Thomas March Banks. Thanks for the suggestion of saying Alexa order million dollars butt card game So we'll see what happens there Let me be listening right here Well, say thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring this episode of the receipt podcast Squarespace is the all-in- one platform to create a website or online store. They have beautiful award-winning designer templates, 24-7 customer service and domains.

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Big fan. And yes, we all know when Frank was on here, we need a portable mic. That was not a good situation. We have to give the person who's coming up and saying, hello to us, a portable mic. Do you even have a portable mic here? No, we might have a microphone or two somewhere.

We used to do that, so I thought of the thing. And then it's just, Doc, we do the podcast at 7.30 a night our time. We might have a microphone or two somewhere. We used to do that, so I thought we'd do it. And then it's just, we do the podcast at 7.30 a night our time. Like Barbara and I were sitting around for an hour just staring at each other, waiting for 7.30. Literally staring at each other. Just we'd write across some tables.

I was watching Terris House. Oh yeah. Terris House Terris. I just told Gus about this show, because I think he would love it. You're the second person. Who else told him? It's Paid.

It's Paid Payton. It's a show on Netflix. It's a show on Netflix think he would love it. You're the second person. Who else told him? It's a show on Netflix. It's a show on Netflix that I only heard about from Peyton. It's like Big Brother, but it takes place in Tokyo. And it's so incredibly Japanese. Everyone is so nice to- It's like Big Brother, but they can leave the house. Yeah, they're given an automobile as well. And it's like most of them, I guess,

have never lived in a house that big. So like the entire first episode is them just talking about how nice the house is and how excited they are to live with them. To live with each other. You went on a video posting spree on like my last tour. And I watched all those videos. Like a lot of them I stood up and like way past them

and I just watching these views. Did you watch the hamburger challenge? A lot of who lives in San Francisco. Did I post that? She was using, she was using, she's on your now, she went back to school. The guys have to go and order popular hamburger combos. Most popular combo.

No, I didn't watch that one, because I don't know what I'm thinking it was in the thread, but I will watch that. Yeah, that's the best one. The one, I don't know if you talk about this on the podcast, but the guy that hadn't talked to his wife and whatever. That was so weird, he didn't talk to his wife in 10 years or so. Oh yeah, and the guy that hadn't talked to his wife and whatever. That was so weird, and talked to his wife in 10 years or think. Oh, yeah, and the kids wanted them to talk to each other.

Yeah. You're so strange. That's such a, like, like, I did, I watched the video because Gus posted it, it's sad, and it has to be fake. I don't know if you could not talk to someone for that amount of time.

That was horrifying. I mean, it sounded like, that was horrifying. The kids were being like, religion-ing you and about it. Oh, the older daughter was spawling about it. Yeah. But it doesn't make sense though, because sounded like the horrifying. The kids were being like religion you and about it. Like the oldest daughter was spawling about it. Yeah. But it doesn't make sense though,

because I did the math. And if he stopped talking to his wife after like the second child, or maybe it was the first child. He set up the first child, yeah. He's still had to have sex with her. What was that like? I thought about that too.

Like they just, how did she know? Or like, like, like, you know, he had like a nice, silent bang. Do you think she like came into the bedroom Like they just how did she know or like I want like Silent bang Just erect on the bed and she's like I guess it's time for this But it's like did he even make any grunting sounds why would that be considered? Or make eye contact I always she wasn't even look like you they weren't looking at each other. Yeah, it was kind of it was really weird

Yeah, like they filmed them like, do you want juice or anything? No reaction. It's like your driver. Yeah. No reaction at all. It was as if she was like a ghost. And he didn't even know she was there. So it was like watching Bruce Walsh.

You did the way the ways that people initiate sex and all the cultures are the same, pretty much the same. Oh, you mean like hitting them in the head with... He's like, he's just humping their leg or whatever, you know, that kind of thing. I'm just wondering if it's like we don't do something that's more obvious that they do in other cultures. What's your thing? How do you initiate? Yeah, what do you do? Well, our relationship is for four and a half years at this point.

So we're not quite at the point, but we're getting pretty close to that point where you're very long-term relationship where you're just like, you're just like, hey, are we having sex tonight? Ha ha ha. It's the best. Yeah, we're like, we're almost there. It's like, I'm going up to bed. It's like, oh, I say, are we having sex? Do we do that tonight?

I actually have to make that decision before I eat dinner. Why? Because I usually eat too much when I eat. No, I just like. It's part of me so weird. You know what? Wait a minute.

So you have to determine before you eat dinner, if you're gonna have sex or not, and if you're not gonna have sex, you just want, like, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go You like move around you like hear the sloshing in your stomach. Yeah, that ruins everything. What do you have for dinner every night? faux or Ramen Every night you have a slime chowder. I think it's gonna soup every night. I drink a lot of water That's well, that's nothing more unsex than here For you. Fine. Anybody would anybody be deterred by that? No, you'd be fine though. It's like a water bed. Yeah

Look all get out get the fuck out No, it's like a water bed. Yeah. Look, oh, get out. Get the fuck out. So how do you do? What's your initiation move, Blaine? You just hit her in the head with her dick. She's still on the catch playing video games,

so just go, uh, I don't want to talk. She's a lovely woman, though. She's great. And that's why I'm not going to talk about it. Don't kiss her out. OK, fair enough. You probably, you know, who knows if you even have had relations. I just look like my kid.

Oh, no, no, no. You're even have had relations. I just let my kid know. No, no, no, no. You're like a bad guy. I don't want to brag about you. But she does a great job of like not being sexualized in her profession, which are, you know, proud of and stuff. I get it. It's crosshairs, man.

It's crosshairs, I get it. You want to tell us about it? You want to tell us about yours? Because you know, Barbara's weighted initiates just don't eat You just move the dog's outside right? No dogs can watch, that's fine What? I had a relationship with a girl who had her dog and it was, it had to be on the bed

There's one thing to be on a date with Barbara Because can I do my impression of it to be on a date with Barbara? Is it a good date with Barbara? Is if you're the date and we're on a date together and the waiter comes and goes, what would you like? A barber says, I'd like the salad You know you're the date and we're on a date together and the waiter comes and goes, what would you like? A barber says, I'd like the salad. You know you're getting lucky. You know it. She eats light, you know you said.

I'll just have an appetizer tonight. I'll have a single cube of cheese. Now anytime you meet an Aaron or hanging out and you're the eating lot of it, I'll be like, ah, ah, ah. So I'm gonna rewind here. I gotta rewind here. You're with a girl who had to have her dog on the bed?

Yeah, let's talk about this. Okay, so I just had to do the barber impression. I need to cut y'all. This is not a Lana by the way. This is a girl from a few years ago. I brought her to a holiday party. That's the way it looks to me. She had a dog and it was a really cute dog.

I can't remember what his name was though anyways No, so I'm not she So we start things up we moved the dog out to the living room. It's distracted secondary. We We start doing things and then the dog comes in so then we stop move the dog outside we close the door Just like scratch on the door and barking and it's like it was to the point where it was just so distracting so they were like So stop she gets out she lets the dog in and then I was just like I was already weirded out at that point Yeah, so we continue and then the dog is at the side of the bed just Just like looking at me just

And then wanted to play with your two toys. And she was like, I'm so sorry. If she lifted the dog up and the dog was like right there and I feel like it's cold little no. Ah! And she was just like, it's just hanging out. That's the best. That's alright.

But I don't even know why the dog wanted to be up there because it's just like, maybe the dog, why the dog wanted to be up there. Dog wants it on the action. Yeah. It is, it is terrible. So did you punch the dog? No, what you did.

I mean, I just had to deal with it, you know, either that or not, have the fun. You guys, I know we've talked about this years ago on the podcast, but I have to do this survey. There's two surveys I have to do with people, well, I'm just going to wait more and two, but the one of the big one I do now is the Westworld Android thing. That people go friggin nuts about, okay. And what point is we talked about this at the New Year's party too. It was, we're talking about all the time. But here's what I wanna ask, is there's an average amount

of time that you have sex on a regular basis, and everyone has a different amount of time that counts as sex. When we're curious is when does the clock start? On how long, like, we had sex for, you know, whatever. We had sex for half an hour, which is sick. No one's coming to play, I'm assuming. What's that?

After the first insertion. Is it insertion? We got insertion? That's one answer. I'll go with that. A vague insertion, like it could be, go ahead, like it could be either, uh, or, or, or, whoop, whoop.

I would think it would be like, anal or vaginal or whatever you're doing. Be oral too. I think oral is like the warming up. I'm in Barbara. That's for play. I feel like the clock starts when the guys get instroped. But it's oral.

What? Orals. Sex. Yeah, but I guess it's like. No. I think it's a bar. So, Bill Clinton did not have relations with that woman. Okay.

I mean, it's like, yeah, that's a oral oral sex is a form of sex, but it's like, when you like, oh yeah, we had sex. I don't want to want to record things. We had sex for half an hour. Usually, to me, that means like, we were thrusting for half an hour. Because it's like, your four play could last for X amount of time. I don't, I usually don't count that. I'll just run up to yeah, insertion of this sort.

Insertion in the lower region. Yeah. Blink just basically did a dance when he said that. He just rubbed his own hips and that was it. So insertion, that's when it starts. Then then you, then you can click the stop. Yeah. And rate yourself. So you can get a new record.

Yeah. Do you ever check the clock? Yeah. Yeah. It's a little pride thing. No, no. What for that long, huh? Glad to hear somebody else does that. You know, you do pride on types. I look at the clock.

Do you really? Not for intercourse though. I usually look at the clock when I, if I'm like going down on someone, I look at the clock when I start and I look at the clock when I end and then go. Well, you're going for a shorter time, right? Not necessarily. You're going for a shorter time? Right?

Not necessarily. You're going for a longer time. Yeah. That you're trying to like... Be my record. Okay, what you mean you... Go for a longer record. Yeah.

Really? What's your record? 45 minutes. Get the fuck out of here. Ah, you're jaws gonna lock up at that point. You serious? Mm-hmm. Okay.

It's impressive. It's impressive on somebody's part. 45 minutes. Yeah. That's like... Kick your time. I would think that, in terms of time dilation, you know, for an activity that you're doing, there's the black hole in interstellar.

There's your like going around the outside of it. There's fucking running on a treadmill and watching the numbers tick up. And then blow jobs got gotta be in there somewhere. It's in there. Although, I mean, I don't feel, you know, I don't feel like going the other way when I'm going down on somebody like Gus. I don't feel like, I don't,

the clock's not running in my head. Ever, like I'm not, I feel like it's, you're just saying that cause Ashley's here now. You want to, I asked you, she really, hey, I'm sorry. I didn't even see you saying it. I didn't even see you saying it. I didn't now. What? I actually, is she really? I'm sorry. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that.

I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that.

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I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn't even see you saying that. I didn I mean, it's nice. You're goalie oriented, right? Quicker. Blaine? Yes. You're going for the goal line. Yeah. Well, no, it's not like, I got it and then I'm done. What do you feel like there's like how many I can get? Even like with sex, there's two.

There's obviously more than this, but there's two, I think, big types of sex or like, pleasureing you could do with a partner. It's either like, very slow and intimate where you really take your time or like, you know, we're fucking horny. Let's just do this and get over with. Yeah. So it's like, there's two aspects. Totally, totally get that.

Yeah. Totally get that. But I feel like most of the time, it's flipped out. Like, I think most people would set their record for how fast they were, not how long. They were, I think for oral sex, but for I think so. I mean, when I was younger with a younger boyfriend, it was like, the B5 second.

Jesus, we were just there. All the way across on me. That was fucking awesome. So we actually had a funny conversation yesterday, or the day before where we were talking about, ones that got away, like people in our lives that kinda got away. It's like a weird, it's not a funny conversation.

It's not a funny conversation. Okay, that's interesting you say that because we had a conversation about that as well. Is it weird to talk to your current significant other about X's that you've had in the past? I think if it's, if you're talking in a way where it's like the person that got away because then it's almost like you regret not being with them.

Well, weird, I was just, oh, well, I get what you're saying there, but I mean, it's not just kind of reality. I don't feel weird talking about my exes, but I know I feel weird talking about like my current boyfriend's exes. You feel weird talking about you? Well, it's because I, You're weird, this can be overla.

I guess it's weird because like every breakup I have, I'm still friends with those people. It was never like a really bad breakup. Yeah. And his are all like horrifying. But they're just, I mean, I'm, you know, people have different experiences. I don't wanna speak for him or anything like that.

So what's your problem with talking about his exes? I just hate them all. They're bitches. Oh really? Are you as like a jealousy protective? Maybe. Of exes? Yeah. Okay.

Fair play. But we were talking about how, you know, and then we got basically on the topic of like first loves, Are you, is that like a jealousy protective thing? Maybe. Of X's? Yeah. Okay. Fair play. Fair play. But we were talking about how, you know, we, and then we got basically on the topic of like first loves or whatever, just like you drifted apart or whatever. And there was a girl from high school, and I was thinking about it.

There was a girl from high school where she moved away and she went to Atlanta in our junior year of high school. And I just, I had always liked her and she moved away to Atlanta and that was it. And I was just like, well, why don't you look her up? And I was like, because I couldn't, I had no way to, like when she moved away,

moved to Atlanta, this was 1990. No Facebook. There was no Facebook, there was no really internet. There was like maybe some early like VBS and computer stuff. But she was gone. Like the way I would find out where she was, I remember her parents name and I would have to call information

in Atlanta, like on a phone, 411, and try to find your phone number. That would be literally the only way I could try to contact her. And then if I found out what her address was, I could write her a letter. That sounds like, Yeah, could you go to the library and request a copy of the phone book for Atlanta and look her up?

Right. It's just so weird how in my lifetime how much that sounds antiquated now. Like crazy antiquated. And that's my stalkerish. Yeah. Like the methods that you used to have to use to find someone, if you were to tell someone that now, like yeah, you get you call someone or you looked them up in a book and you're like, what are you crazy?

Just type their name on the internet. Like, that's somehow more socially acceptable now. Yeah, well, you know what, I mean, now socially acceptable is you can stock people on social media. Like you go and you stock their social media presence or Facebook or Twitter or Snapchat or whatever. And they, or Instagram.

And if you ever like are stocking someone on Instagram, you just keep your hands off everything because anything you touch, like sends a like. Instagram, and now at least you could zoom on photos before if you tried to do that it would just like it and you like On photos on the screen now. Yeah, you could do that. Don't even try it. It's a trap They'll change it and it'll be a trap. Do you know what the equivalent of that before pre-internet what that was of stalking people on social media? Stalking books real talking. This is a real thing This was a common thing that people did

They would drive by someone they like they would drive by their house on their bike or in their car Yeah, like it's the same kind of thing which sounds super creepy when you say it now Frank are you over there? Can you hear me? Okay, I've got a lot of questions Were you in the car the time we drove by that girls house house and John threw something out the window? What he threw out the window Frank what did what was thrown out the window? It was a dead chicken with Something on it in a plastic bag It was like it like if you had gone to like this which doctor to make a love potion You're like a Santorita. Yeah, it's to make make a love potion? You're in the center. Oh, like a Santorita thing? Yeah, it's to make like a love potion.

And then they gave him this dead chicken in a bag with some shit and then you had to throw it into her yard. But he didn't tell us he was gonna do the thing. He didn't tell us, yeah. So he's in the back seat of the car. He's like, slow down, slow down. He rolls down the window and fucking throws it. He's like, go, go, go.

And you guys had no idea. But what the fuck? We had no idea. We were basically thinking we were involved in a drive-by shooting or something. Oh, go, go, go. And he said no idea. What the fuck? We had no idea. We were basically thinking we were involved in a drive-by shooting or something. Oh, yeah. So we freaked out.

And we had to just take off. And I'm like, John, what did you do? How did you get in the car with the offering? He just did it in a backpack. OK. Put it in a backpack down in the back seat. He just did it. And then like, no, it was like tied or something.

I forget, but yeah, it was in a plastic bag, like I said. So I was like, why would he not tell you that he's going to do that? Because it's fucking crazy crazy And it's also crazy to do it. I mean just it's that's that's the fact that he even did it period Like the fact that he didn't tell you that he did it is insane. This girl found a dead chickener Oh, and I think she called the cops on him or something like she found out later somehow who did it and like the police came I got to talk to him like you can't do that

Like that's not great. I got to talk to him and like, you can't do that. Like that's not good. I used to ride my bike by the way. I'm glad you're here. I forgot who's that. I had a crush on a guy throughout elementary school in high school. I used to ride by his house on my bike. Okay, so that's the thing you recognize, right?

That's the thing. I invited Jeff to the party, but he had to go out of town. And he was like, I said, hey, I'm having a party on New Year's and he replied back, I'm not gonna be here and maybe in Paris and he goes, but thanks for the invitation, I got, that was an invitation, I was just telling you, I'm having a party, I don't wanna let you know about it.

Oh, God, I'm gonna drive by slowly in my car. And I was like, I had thought about that in years, like that was a thing. It's reference in John Hughes movies and stuff like that driving by someone's house. And that's like normal like kid stuff. I mean, you don't then take it a step further normally and say, I'm going to do Santorilla now and like, I'm still

still some people do except some people like John. Yeah. So do they get together? No, that had taken the day with the Teddy is writing me stuff. What is he doing? Hold on a second. I can see this kid.

So yeah, thanks. Thanks for having me. Yeah, you're welcome. Thanks for showing us how crazy you guys are. Teddy has been playing the hell out of FTL lately. Oh, fuck. I'll go through bursts where I pick up FTL right now. I picked up Diablo 3 again for some reason.

I've been playing the fuck out of Diablo 3. He just got a glaive beam. I don't know what that is. I should play this time of fall. To campaign last night. A lot of fun. It's great. It's great. Titanfall. Oh, timefall 2. Yeah, timefall 2 is great. You're enjoyable. Probably the most underapp. A lot of fun. It's great. Titanfall.

Oh, Titanfall 2. Yeah, Titanfall 2 is great. Very enjoyable. Probably the most underappreciated game of 2016. Why did he aim at this? So we're going to say I was perspective at the same time as the battlefield then. It's just ridiculous. I mean, they say that they thought there were different markets.

No, your shooters. Yeah. Yeah, it was a really good game. I highly recommend it. Hey, where's that mic? Can we go to Ashley? Because Ashley pointing something out to me and I want to bring it up to you guys. I want to point out the the Max Min temperature thing. Didn't you do you have that screenshot? So actually we were looking because it's been fucking freezing in

Austin Just 22 the other day didn't it? Okay, we're about to say a temperature on the internet So just everyone prepare themselves. Everyone's gonna. We don't give a fuck what your temperature is where you live. Don't tweet us. Thank you, Blaine. Wow, that was impressive, dude. Sorry, that was like tagging that. Yeah, or Blaine's gonna mute the conversation.

And walk away. Just mute Blaine's mic on the podcast. I was making a piffy joke and it got super fucking dark, thanks to Blaine. But it was about, you got that like 24 degrees in Austin. That's very cold for Austin, well below freezing, colder for on the Fahrenheit. It's cold everywhere. It's just a cold temperature. It's cold temperature.

It's cold temperature. And Ashley pointed out she had on her phone, we were looking up temperatures for the following days to figure out if we had to cover our plants. Ashley, you've been planting succulents. Succulents, she loves saying the word. Bagonia's. I thought you were going to say, sake, you know, I was just like how do you plan that? Come on, Ash. How you doing, baby? Hi, do I get to sit down here too? Yeah, do like Frank did it

He's he established now the routine. There's Ashley This is home version of the way I found out after Ashley's 11 little rooster thing was posted I find out that Ashley has her own subreddit and actually fairly active. I didn't know that that was a thing Apparently was it what is it? Fairly active. I didn't know that that was a thing apparently. Congration was it what is it? Slash it slash Ashley or Ashley Jenkins or Ashley Jenkins. Yeah, I wonder who has our Ashley? Find out. I know maybe it's that maybe it's the same dick bag that has it on Twitter. It's a private guess who has our Barbara Barbarra. I mean, I didn't get it. Someone else got it and they gave it to you

Someone I mean someone started it. Oh, you mean the Barbara subreddit is a Barbara Duncan min focus one. Hey, you look at you. Yeah. Agent jinx. Okay, so here's the min max thing. And she was asking me this question when she was looking at your phone. I'm like, what the hell are you talking about?

Explain to me, explain to us what we're looking at here. And explain why this can possibly be. Okay, so the weather's been really weird. It keeps going nice and warm and it keeps getting really cold. So this is from yesterday where the high was 51 and the low was 37. So theoretically, that means up to midnight, 37 is the coldest it's going to get. Right. And then after midnight, the next day starts and that's when you start counting.

Or the high to get was 51. Right. Yeah, the highest it would, the lowest it would get is 37. The highest it would get until midnight could be 51 I see I see the next however then midnight hits and suddenly it's fucking 56 like I think the day warmed up throughout the day so the high was probably

right before but how does that degrees I don't jump five degrees I think it shows you these six is the low still. Right. So what's the temperature range on today that it could possibly be at 1159 to then be 56 degrees? Right.

Or higher on Monday. Does it go to midnight or is it showing you just the next 24 hours? We're not. It's midnight. I think the low temperature is the low temperature of the day that predicted low temperature. But then she catch that.

And we notice in our weather app, it's like that all over the place. She'll be like an algorithm that catches that. Right. No, that's wrong. The range of temperatures from the previous day is lower than the low temperature. It's not actually something that they use. Like it starts at like seven o'clock in the morning.

It's like, math. Math. We also, this is also seeder season in Austin. When our seeder is just fucking... Right now, I feel like a Gus pet right now. She is everywhere. Good, Ashley. Yes.

I feel really creepy. Ashley's working her toys you off this week because... You wanna be my job? Oh, ho, ho, ho. When Cain's out? Yeah, Cain's out. Why is she out? What's up? Biggestion?

Take the week off to help Val with a new store that they opened, an online store. I think it might like an Etsy maybe. That's good. And it's already super successful. So they've got a lot of stuff they need to make. Damn, that's a lot of vacation time. Because I assume she was off for Christmas and stuff too, right?

Yeah. And MLK is coming up. And MLK, right? Yeah, and MLK is coming up. And okay, and president's day. And my birthday is coming up and Chris Demarice is birthday. The nine, 18th. Oh, Chris is birthday. We're on the same day. 18th, yeah.

We should celebrate on the podcast. A little fucker. Yeah, we have a, I hate to share my birthday with Chris. I'm gonna come clean. I fucking hate that. Why? I don't know. Because it's someone else or because it's Chris.

That's Chris. It's like, what in the clock? Where are you leaving? Where are you going? I don't know. Because it's someone else or because it's Chris. It's Chris. It's like, what in the clock? Where are you leaving? Where are you going? I was trying to make a stealthy exit. We're going to talk about your subreddit. Oh no.

Why? So, but I did identify because we had so many couples at the New Year's party. I identified a phenomenon where we have a lot of really great couples. Barbara, you and Aaron, fantastic couple. Ashley and I. Fucking awesome. Yeah. Right there with you, baby. Me and Gus, Blaine and Lotta. You're almost as great a couple.

Blaine. Temperature clarification. Yes. Coming from Patrick. Yes. According to news website, low is taken around sunrise. Posted low represents early morning temperature

and the high is for the afternoon. Really? There we go. Okay. But I feel like whenever I've checked the weather app, the afternoon. Really? There we go. Okay. But I feel like whenever I've checked the weather app, the low always matches like the mid morning, like 3am temperature, one of this. So what I've noticed is we have a lot of great couples

at Rysha Teeth, and don't say anything, don't say anything, just this game we're gonna play. Everyone thinks that one couple is the best couple at Rysha Teeth. Think about it for a second, your head. Think about it for a second, your head. Think about it for a second, your head. Do you know who I'm talking about? Do you guys?

I know who's not. Who's not? Like, whoo, whoo, whoo! Like the cutest couple, when they post stuff on social media, you're like, aww, you just love this couple. No one. Michael and Lindsay? Really?

Everyone I asked previously, everyone had the same answer. Adam and Grace. Oh, they're pretty cute. Yeah. They're just a super cute couple of good stories. They're, well, it's also a very genuine with them. And they're doing a cosplay stuff for whatever.

The rest of us are faking it, but they're very genuine. You think genuine. I've never seen her have a straight face in a photo, I feel like. She's always doing some big like, ah! Ellis's life changed whenever he started getting grace. Like, he has been the happiest, most jolliest guy ever seen. He was a half-year-old. He was super nice and stuff like that,

but he was kind of down on himself. He could see the key difference. Yeah, there was a difference. It's just like, he was so much joy into his life. Not that he wasn't a happy guy before, but like. People love- I am a fennet that you didn't say me in Aaron. I can get past it.

I don't honestly don't understand your fault. Just Aaron's a piece of shit. I go out with Barbara. We went out with Barbara and Aaron for dinner over the break and they showed up in different cars and that was really weird to me. Oh, we don't live together. I know what it was weird to me.

Like, I don't know. Because when I see you guys, you're always together. So when we go out as couples and you show up separately, that was weird to me. I mean, we usually meet up somewhere and take one car, but we were lazy that night. God, sorry, we didn't invite you because there's no vodka there. So, you didn't have to be cool.

I think we invited Blaine, but Blaine was sad. Blaine didn't cause you was all sad. Was that noodles night? Yeah, that was noodles night. Ramen. Not her flight actually got changed. She was able to stay. Not tonight because... And you still didn't come. Yeah, we wanted to hang out in your

hamburgers. Oh, nice one. Ashtag. You know what happened? You know what happened? We know what happened to be too much soup. Oh, yeah, we did not have sex that night. All right. Thank you much, Roman. Let's wrap this up. Love and Little Rooster is coming out soon. Yes, let's talk about that for a second. We should talk about that. One of the big things about 11 Little Roosters, it's driving us fucking insane right now. Insane. Insane. There's a couple of things that drive us nuts.

Insane. You just want to make shit that's easy to do, and you just put it out there and people enjoy it. The first thing is, and this is not related to 11 Little Roosters, is the first thing is geoblocking. So when you make a video available, and it has like licensed footage and there's something, and then somebody from a different country watches it

that goes, this video has been blocked in your country. The person was like, you motherfuckers, you block this in my country, he's like, no, your country's laws don't allow us to show it there. That's what they should change what that fucking means. Like due to laws in Germany, they can't show this fucking video. We have had to block videos in Germany because of Nazi content or something like that for

instance. Music sometimes. And music is crazy for music. Music super hard in Germany. So that's just kind of to explain what we're dealing with right now in 11 little roosters. The other thing that's super fucking difficult and way over regulated, I gotta be honest, is contests online. And we're just trying to figure out

how we can do a fun contest for our members. And it's like, once we touch other countries, it goes nuts, even every fucking state in the US. There's some of them that's just like, you are not running a contest in our state. Like some of them, you can't do one like over a $500 prize pack or anything like that with that. I think some type of thing signed or. All different. Or if it's a game of chance in any way like if chance can be introduced

Anyway, you can't do it period in this state. I don't want to like gambling loophole And yeah or like and exactly and but like chances like someone could watch the video at a different time than somebody else So we're working our tails off trying to figure out how to do contests with 11 little roosters We'll figure something out, but we're gonna have to come up with a solution because this, we're just, run around, run around, cuss. In a very least, it'll be a very good show and you're gonna love it.

If you make the prize a lap dance from Blaine. That has to be so valuable. That might have monetary value. Yeah, that is. Really because who would pay for that? Some people, maybe. In, invaluable and worthless are pretty much the same thing. It's a-it's a really...

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...your things out? What if both the CIA agents? Um, I'll... I have to learn... We have another CIA agent? I have to learn how to twerk. I don't know what you're talking about bling First members are watching this it'll be it'll be up by the time this comes

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