Rooster Teeth Podcast - Anatomy of the Butt - #434

Episode Date: June 20, 2017

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So the patron saint of podcasting? Is it upside down? Oh no. Is it a big chicken? Go down a little bit. A big chicken saint. Go down a little bit, guys. No, that's up, dummy. I see people get left and right mixed up.

His controls are in void. Okay, that's amazingly done, but it's really terrifying at the same time. It's really cool. I think we're gonna, I don't know if we probably can't put on the set, but it's really terrifying at the same time. It's really cool. I think we're gonna, I don't know, we probably can't put on the set, but we may hang it in the controller or something. That's a good throat scry on that. I brought the person's note,

so I can make sure to give him credit. So thank you at the clay dark on top of that. Why do you give you a whole piece of paper? Give you a strip. I don't know, artist man, who knows? Just like he wants to rest of that paper for something else? I think I saw, I never know. Ryze Munger also had something over there, so maybe he sent him one, two, if he else? I think I saw. I know. Rise Munger also had something over there,

so maybe he sent him one, two, that he used a paper. Not here. Where's Rise Munger? I saw him out in the break from the one-of-a-dangle. It's a chip. Hey, dude. Yeah, it just feels weird.

See, we'll get at the podcast over your shoulder. What else is weird about this podcast? Yeah, me. That's it, fan mail and everything. We're doing unboxings now, apparently. Well, no, I just thought it was a really cool piece of art. I just was making fun. This is not a, I'm not a team of hunter.

I don't want that shit. I don't want weapons. So I was an unboxing show now. I guess. Yeah. Are you not on it? That's chaos. It's too much crap in the office.

They are ruining Rooster Teeth. Why? Do you see how many boxes there are everywhere or here? Yeah, how many boxes are in the team of hunter office? Do you see how many Rooster Teeth are like? Yeah, how many boxes are in the team on the office? She's been ruining Rupert's teeth for like four years. But what is that? What is that ruin anything for us? Don't they have their own PO box?

Was that like, You want to have the delivered here? When they turn into Cam girls, or whatever, do they're doing over there? I went into the team on our office for the first time in months. You still do, Kyle. It is wrecked.

And I have their offices boxes, unopened boxes, and Jeff's like, you want one? Pick one. Oh, oh. They're starting to creep their weenamie office. Jesus. They've been creeping away the way around the room. But I, yeah, it's only my time before they go through the wall and do. So no. What's the most worthwhile thing that you've received? What is your favorite?

Gabby. Me personally? You personally. Well, I hate a matter of opinion. I think the grapple hooks really cool. You got a grappling hook? Yeah. Is it on a gun? No. No, you throw it it. Did you have you heard what they did with it? No Well, like you say they I'm gonna guess they grappled something. What would you think what we grappled an apple? You would throw it up to your roof. You're trying to get in that hole in your roof and you're ceiling No, but you're on the right lines with the hole You threw it up onto the roof climb the roof and then punch the hole in the roof when you step down it

Yeah, except there's no climbing involved It's just put a hole in the roof. Oh you put a hole in the roof. Yeah, you guys take a whole thing to grapple this roof over there Yeah, right back over there. Oh you did on stage five. Yeah, dude in your building Yeah, I do it. I would just filming it That's doing it. That's the same fucking other than doing it. I was just filming it So like I said the team hunter ruining their office looks like shit. Yeah, it's a mess and their couch smells like pee I think someone can piss down our couch. It smells like something pissed on Yeah, it's like an animal light took a leak on it. They're probably a rat.

Get rid of it. You're probably a rat in there. They're fucking chewing on your cardboard and messing with the couches. They have. Yeah, dragging their balls across your couch. People know about that game you guys play, right? With the bat.

$100 whole. $100 whole. Yep. I went in there and I tried to play it where you have to hit this ball with a plastic bat and it's tiny little hole in the ceiling right there. That's what I thought they were grappling at all. There's like a light to one of those like lantern things.

Channable. Channable. It's torn to shreds and I was wondering why turns out that everyone just hits it with the bat. They're not trying to hit it. They're trying to get it in the hole, but there's a light there. All right, yeah, cool. You all have the weirdest ways to occupy your time.

The ceiling has a bunch of dense in it too from Jack. Jack's trying to make a new hole. So I'm fascinated by the fact that Gavin has zero hours logged on battlegrounds. So you haven't, on your steam account, you haven't put it. Oh, we're talking about battlegrounds now. This is the part of the podcast where Gus I talk about Battlegrounds for 30 minutes. We are going, I'll give a bit of a heads up.

I guess you're, this only makes sense to you if you're watching this live, if you're a first member, but we are, we are scheduled to try to film a Battlegrounds Let's Play tomorrow. A podcast Let's Play. Should work. I'm going to tweet out the server in the morning tomorrow. We'll probably play around 2 p.m. Austin time, 2 or 230, and then I'll tweet the password once the server is up. It's fun. We did this during the E3 live streams. We had a lot of fun. Yeah. The really cool part about it is the custom server allows you to go to spectator mode,

which you normally can't do. Man, I had a fucking great run last night. I was going to save it. Instant replay was disabled on my computer. Why? I don't know. What is that? The shadow play. You can hit a button and record like the last up to 20 minutes of your gameplay?

I don't do that stuff. Is that the game that you got a chicken winner? Yeah, I got a chicken winner. A chicken dinner. Winner winner chicken dinner. Winner winner chicken dinner. That's when you get first. Okay.

But you only play solo, right? I prefer to play solo. Yeah. I play duo with Blaine every now and then, but I feel like it's too much pressure when you play with someone else. Like, I don't want to let the other person down. And I feel like I always end up choking.

I mean, like, I'm actually much better than that. That's the reason I don't like playing games online because I don't want people to see how bad I am at so many games. This game is a horrible no. And people knowing my game or tag and seeing my low score on every multiplayer thing. But this is like that

I mean, it's like there's a hundred people in the game you might finish the game Even if you came in first place you might get like three kills because everyone's killing each other the entire time Yeah, and like somebody can get eight kills get all the way to the end Some of my shoots are in the one kill may win. I'm just right in Jeremy play and they got I think it's the lost Not number two and then that was such a funny motive. You see that no is that the battle buddies? The Jeremy shot Ryan so what happened was what happened was they were there There were two teams left two teams of two Ryan and Jeremy are one team and they're up against another team They both had both guys alive stole the very end both both so Ryan I think shot a dude downed him He went behind the rock and I think he yelled does a dude behind the rock. He went behind the rock. And I think he yelled, there's a dude behind the rock.

He goes, he's downed here by the rock. So Ryan goes around the rock this way. He smelled it with the left side. And the guy dies as he does that. And as he watches the guy die, these buddy shoots him and downs Ryan. Then Jeremy comes over to start a rock. And I find the down guy.

Oh my God. And he kills Ryan and then the guy shoots Jeremy in the loose And it's so great too because it's like when you did the whole I said you know move the poster down and you pulled it up That is it's like the big thing about the game is people fucking panic. Yeah people I thought you wanted to show down I thought you wanted to show the bottom. That's why I left it nice And I feel like you were like in the Apple, like scroll up, scroll down. Do you think you'll get under pressure in those situations?

Or do you just like, you just like, you just like, you know, I'm better at that game than I used to be under pressure. Now I'm way better. Wait, you got chicken dinner, so. I got a chicken dinner. It powered him up. I'm nurtured him.

How do you think, you know how we always travel together and you hate it and it's terrible for you and I have a great time? We should see how far we both get in that game on a team. Let me tell you something I'll do that. I'll play with you Why are you driving together? I have bad luck traveling with somebody else now and it's not a good person that bad luck traveling with Ellie I have bad luck traveling with Ellie. You have bad luck traveling with everyone because you're the problem Yeah, I'll I'll drink to that that little British can it though. She she

Has it in it. She has oh check bag. That little British canit though, she, she, she has, she has, oh, check the bag. That's amateur out. Check bag is just too much. Why every time? Easy, yeah, if we're gone for like more than two days, yeah. To sell her to ship it. I, we're gonna work it out. I'll do the whole thing where I,

I, I take her somewhere and get her a fucking real suitcase. Just telling her to fire her unless she gets a carry on. She missed her plane coming back from LA, so I mean, she's already feeling that pain. She missed a fly already? Yeah, she missed her flight. And I was like, I was gonna make it.

Because not really. Oh, that means it was. You made Ellie miss a fly. We had a long discussion about this morning, where it's like, listen, we're two people working in this. We shouldn't be missing planes. Let's just, let's just, you know, it's like, what we said, whenever we do things like slash job titles,

like, oh, I'm the writer slash director slash, person who runs a store slash social media manager, back in the early days, us. We worked our ass, I'll try to get all that stuff done. We didn't do a great job at like reaching the potential of any one of those positions until we hired other people and like specialized in what we were doing, but at the same time, we didn't phenomenally fuck anything up.

So what happens is it's really frustrating and it has been for years is when we hire someone to do a very specific job, it immediately gets worse and you would think it would instantly get better, but it doesn't, it gets worse, and then we recover from that and it gets better. Right, because they have to learn all the baggage that goes along with it.

Right, just like all the very specific things. Yeah, so did social media get shit when you hide, Bob? Yeah, unbelievably. On, we had a social media crisis. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. Guess what though?

You and I had nothing to do with RTX this year. It's true. This is the first year, Gus and I are not working on RTX. I Do not attend a single planning meeting at all not one anything. I swear you had a meeting for this RTX like 18 months ago I don't know if it was before the Checking out venues that's different. Oh, why cuz you get to go on a trip. He's a consultant. Yeah free trip. I laid out what does you just You usually get different names I don't you still involve with the fucking thing as of this last marks. I don't do that either anymore

Cuz you got your last trip. It's weird. No, I'm used to feeling that like gut wrenching stomach sinking feeling right now And I'm not like this morning. I was driving to work and I was like oh, it's less than three weeks away This is gonna be fun. Yeah, we get to attend. And not have a walkie talkie on us at all times. Yep, I'm in the slog right now. Just got done with the E3. Later this week, Gavin, I are going to. VidCon?

Can't be asked for that. VidCon, are you not going? No, I'm going to. VidCon? And then basically the week after. I'm actually taking a week off with the kids. And then RTX. I just don't know what VidCon is for at this point for me.

I don't know why I go. Do you go for a reason? Gavin runs into a weird thing with VidCon where they keep unintentionally insulting you, which I totally get, that you would be insulted by these things. They just like, well, we flew you to VidCon, but you don't need a hotel room, so I'm gonna go to a room. Every time it's a huge thing, it's like,

oh, sorry. I had the last year, right? I don't know, I was gonna keep't know I had to stay in your room. Yeah, learn that was two years ago last year Went to my room at midnight open the door Dan was naked on the bed. I was like It make a share of room and I saw into his aina did he did he give you the look? Well, you're facing the way cuz you into it into it. You just saw it. Was he spreading his own ass cheeks? Did it wink at you? No, no, I opened the door and the light shone onto it.

And he rolled and it opened. And how would I see his eye if I'm looking at his anus? Did it wink at you? Oh, no. Good. Good. Hey, let's just stop real quick. I need Gavin Freese anatomy of the butt,

because you say so many different things. I want to go over the full anatomy of a butt, okay? Could that be true? You got cheek. Okay, cheeks are the outside. Two cheeks. Two cheeks, sweat trench. Go ahead.

And then what we call, we typically call it crack. Yeah. And then some matted hair. So like spread to see the anus, because the anus is the... Let it go. We say anus he rolled and like, that's probably where it has to. But you said you saw into his anus. Well, I looked away really quickly. I don't really know why, so I was like,

mess. Does he bleach it? No. Like, nobody wants to see someone's anus. Like, a bomb is funny. As soon as an anus is on display, it's not funny anymore. So that's your anus. That's why your poo comes out. You're really specific though in your descriptions of things.

Like, sometimes you say, asshole asshole and sometimes you say a miss I've never seen the same thing anus is technically like the inside right no Anus is the end of the intestine is it okay? Sink to pot so that's inside. I've never seen someone's anus in my own what what Who what other anus is inside your butt? Who what other anuses inside your butt? No, I mean I just I've seen my own asshole. Wait, why? I don't know that I have seen mine I've never seen my own house mine is like the one that I haven't seen Barbara. How'd you do that when you're you growing up?

You look at things in the mirror you squaw and on a mirror. Yeah I know that I've done that and there were not everything. I've got to want to see is like If you have if you have a full length mirror you sit on the floor and then you put your legs up Never bar bread. Nope never done it. That's just you to me. It's important to inspect your genitals That was a go on moment as a young Listen teen no not shame you think as a lady you can't see your bits You've got to like if you want to see what's going guys obviously I can see everything that I want to see right Like you know whatever so I would literally have to just set on this little adventure

that you're describing. That would just be me wanting to see my butthole. To me, my amus. But you can set out to see your butthole. That was incidental butthole. Well, they're like an inch apart, you know? Yeah, it's hard not to. Like with me, I can imagine how the mental conversation

would go. Don't wanna look at my own butt? Get a mirror. It's kinda weird, right? No, I'm not doing that. That would be the end of it. I treat my anus like the elephant in the room. It's like there's definitely gonna be some issues

where there's definitely gonna be, it's gonna be messy, it's not gonna be nice to look at. But if I don't look at it and I don't mention it, it would be fine. All right. Often do you think about your... You mentioned buttholes more than any person I've ever met with before.

I don't think that's true. Once a podcast at least. Anyway, how have you never seen another you mentioned but holes more than any person I've ever met Yeah, I think I straight once a podcast at least it's a way how do you know you've seen another dude's but hole Why would it what's the situation would I see a dude's but hole when you're taking them thumb in it? Well like I've never thumbed a guy's but hold reaching around to a term around means it's around her body The person's body so if you reach around around, so when the girls who stuck their fingers in your butt during sex, have we said that publicly? When they did that Gavin, did they bend you over and go like

with like one of the mirrors on their, like the headband and go in? Like on some gloves. Or did they just reach and go, hey, like they reach like this, reach around. They make you their puppet. So what you say, you're saying you're up your body.

That definition of reach around is wrong. No, that just that they probably also never seen your ideas. Go ahead, guess. Go ahead. Go ahead. It's the other side. It's the other side. That's why you have to reach around.

Yeah, but you can reach around from the back. To you, Nick. To what? So you have someone behind you? I don't know what. And you're surprised when they go out. It's a reach around specific to front to back. Or can you be back to front? No, but why would anyone be on a reach around is specifically back to front?

You're talking about something women back to whose front a reach around a specifically reaching around to grab a dick right? Check it off. Well, that's the term reach around right That's why he's in terms of sticking a finger in the butt. You can't use it that way. I guess you could You are reaching a round, but it is not a reach around. That is correct. I get the nuance. I do. I get the reach around new ones here,

but you're still reaching around. I'm never getting to the end of that. That's why you can't see, Gav. That's why you can't see it. So you're seeing, I'm saying on the true definition of reach around, the gust definition. So much to be a,

I'm trying to be the paper. I got a Josh Schmack. According to Criot on Twitter, Edgar C, Anus is the butthole, rectum is the inside. Yeah, rectum, that's what I think. That's the reason. I'm hard on you. I'm not that bad.

So you're telling me you've been in the situation with somebody Gavin. No, I don't say anything when they were behind you. No, no. So who's in your butthole? I don't know who's in your butthole. All right, no, no, no. Patrick wants me to remind everyone that Sally will actually be here next week after VidCon. She won't be able to answer the fact who's butthole or who is seen Gavin's butthole.

We should clarify that Sally is a biologist and not a girl who likes butt stuff. Okay. I mean, like that was a point you set that up all wrong. Just subject and go somewhere else. But I didn't have a ruin. I didn't have a ruin. I should have pulled over and clicked. It made it better. For the first time ever, I had a medical emergency on my flight coming back from LA. You didn't have a medical emergency.

I didn't. There was a medical emergency. I'm pointing out that we never got the answer. And I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop. What's that? I'm just pointing out that I'm pissed off that we didn't get an answer and that we're moving on already.

And the Augustus fault. What's the answer from what? About Gavin? Who has seen Gavin's butthole? And how Augustus fault. What's the answer from what? About Gavin? Who has seen Gavin's butthole? And how did they do it? Answer the question. Who has seen your butthole? How about naming names?

How many people have seen your butthole? Like actually, like, see? That's it if anyone in any of them saw them. That's what you made the most obscene gesture with their hands. Well, you know, how you get in and see. Come on, how is he? Like, go on.

Like, that's why I haven't seen anyone's butthole. Cause I never went in with a guy, like spread him. No, wow. Okay. You never thought to check it? Why? I can't. No, she's busy with the mirror for her own butthole.

She's got that wish fulfilled. She's lived that fantasy, Gavin. People have seen my butthole. Yeah. Yes. Oh, just from like business, She's lived that fantasy Gavin people see my butthole. Yeah, yes Oh just from like business. Yes, like behind business. Yeah behind business So there was a medical emergency on my flight. Go ahead coming back from E3

Initially my flight was gonna be do you see their butthole? Alex I do not LAX to Austin But it was a later flight and I wasn't a landed Austin to like close to 10 p.m. So I rescheduled I found it's a it's a later flight and I wasn't going to land in Austin to like close to 10 pm. So I rescheduled. I found it's a it's a terrible flight, but I found LAX to San Francisco, San Francisco to Austin. I had a got back like five hours earlier. So I rebooked it that morning, flew LAX to San Francisco. I was really hungry, but there was only like a five minute time I had to connect. So I had to get off the plane, run real fast, get to my other gate, got on the plane, take off, and then right Around the time we're back in your LAX, they're just starting to pull the the food carts out

Someone in the back of the plane just starts screaming medical assistance medical assistance medical assistance the flying sendin No, just like a passenger like he's in the aisle like just screaming it. Oh my god. He was the one indeed of assistance I think he was someone in his row got ya Something like a five-tence put all the cards away, like everyone rushes back there, and they start doing that thing with the like, is there a doctor on the plane, anyone in the medical field? Nobody.

Oh, God. Could you take a second later, they ask again? Nobody. Why don't they start to collect that information when you buy your ticket? I- Could you put your occupation when you fly? Yeah, I assume that that's like some sort of-

I'm saying they're your medical doctor. I think they- That's even a part of... So you're your medical doctor. I think they... That's even part of the military when I check in at the kiosk. They don't want to have to compel you to help. I guess maybe they don't have, because there are doctors, have you ever seen the where there's multiple doctors on board?

And they're like, you go ahead, go ahead. They defer to each other big time. I'm off the clock. They don't fucking rock paper scissors. Doctor. Well, I'll do an apocratic oath. But it was weird because everyone on the plane, just know, fucking rock paper scissors. Doctor. Well, I'm doing the hypocritical. But it was weird, because everyone on the plane, just like, it was really creepy. Everyone's heads just like turn around

at the same time and look back. Yeah, what happened? I don't know. Like, it was in the last row I didn't want to get involved. It was like, I don't want to go back there. I don't want to do anything. So I just sat in my seat. What was it?

I don't know. They took, I couldn't even see if it was, would it, if it was a man or woman or what, but they took that person out from the row and like laid them out in the galley at the back of the plane and they were like laying down the whole flight. I was like, oh shit, we're gonna burn this. So at the end of the flight,

they could bring a gurion and get them off? I don't know, I didn't, didn't look back just off the plane. So did it, well, they would do that first. No, we did not then. I don't know if the person was back in the sea. There's a little way clear that the plane then will deal with your health.

Yeah, maybe. There was no medical personnel that I saw at the gate in Austin waiting for us. That is, most of the medical emergencies that I've run the gate in Austin waiting for us. That is most of the medical Emeralds that I've run into on plates. That's been the case. It seems like it's crisis in the year in New Land. They're like, uh, walk off. Are you on the plane with me? I was I was not on that one. You were on that plane with the guy died right behind us and then came back to He came back to life. Who was on the plane with me? He said Vegas, right? Was that a Vegas trip?

I don't remember. I've been on a plane with someone died and he was a bit annoyed by he was annoyed because he's somebody died on his guy. I was I was a little put out. Yeah, we hear a lot about your lunch plans while someone else was fighting for life Yeah, so I couldn't eat San Francisco airport then the person's having the medical emergency and so they couldn't bring the car down So there was like they were like well, we're gonna see eventually say we're gonna bring a clipboard down And we'll ask if you want to buy food and they started doing that in the front of the plane. I was in the exit row and then they never got to me. So I started to fly to town and they're like, hey, you all still gonna be selling food?

They were like, she said, oh, no, we ran out. So I ran out. I don't know if they couldn't get to the rest of the food because the person's laying down. So I had to wait till I got back. I didn't eat till like, oh, you must've been stomach. Like after 5 p.m. that day. Oh, my God.

It was so, I had a little strupe waffle in the morning on my first flight. It was so good. And that was it. It was really good. Maybe that was the medical emergency. Maybe somebody ate like 80 little cans of Pringles. So wait, you never said why Ellie missed the flight.

Oh, so we get to the airport. And why was your full? So we were leaving my place in LA after E3. And our flight was that, you know, you do that math. You do backwards math words okay my flight today 30 means I gotta be there 7 30 we gotta leave here it's a study we gotta wake up a phone well I've done a different math for that what did you do I usually leave two hours with my flight boards two hours before

your flight boards you leave before my flight takes off it depends when the the first part is right yeah I usually give myself an hour to give you the airport. Yeah. So it was probably fine. We were time probably fine. The problem was, we just didn't communicate very well. I don't think I communicated to her that I had a rental car

and that was gonna be another stage in the process, which an LA can be kind of rough. And she didn't communicate to me that she had a check back. She had a check back. So we made it there like tight on for a check back and also tight for the rental car, but because we had to do the rental car,

she couldn't check her back. So we're standing there and she can't get on the plane. So I'm like, I'm like, see ya. So you just left. Yeah, I played with that one. I played with kids. I had a, actually you just got on a plane without me.

Like three weeks ago. But I didn't say, I'm ditched in CLA. I thought you were right behind me. You were just slow on a plane without me. Like, three weeks ago. But I didn't say, oh, I'm ditched him, so you lay it. I thought you were right behind me. You would just slow on your feet. Oh, wait, that's when you got on the plane and then they closed the door before Bernie was. Yeah. I had a fucking security.

I had a rental car also. I had two people behind me. I know, it was unbelievable what happened. Turned into like a ride of old people. Hey, I just got TSA pre-checked by the way. What does? I just got it. Oh, you're Canadian. I get it. Hey, I just got TSA pre-checked by the way. So, I just got it. Oh, you're Canadian.

I get it. Yeah, I get it. You can get it. She can't get global entry, but she can do pre-check. Fucking loophole. I didn't realize what an idiot I was for not having it earlier.

That's what we kept saying. I just like, you could have gotten it this whole time. We had a Canadian? Yeah. I'm gonna point out the fact that Barbara is Canadian. Can I get it? I don't have a, are you Canadian? No, you can't get it.

I have to give him a green card. Yeah, I don't have a green card. Was't get it. No, I don't have a, no you can't get it. I have to give my green card. Yeah, I don't have to. Was it, I think it was a green card? Something like a NAFTA thing? No, I think it's a residency. I had a rental car as well. The night before my flight, I turned it on. Battery was dead.

It sucks, that's happened to me before. And I was parked in an underground garage. So I called the rental place, I'm like, hey, battery's dead in this car. I go, okay, we'll send someone to jump it. I said, just so you know, I'm in an underground garage. So I call the rental place, I'm like, hey, battery's dead in this car. Like, okay, we'll send someone to jump it. I said, just so you know, I'm in an underground garage. Like, yeah, yeah, it's fine to worry about it. Okay. Guy shows up to jump the car. Big regular sized tow truck. Yeah. And he looks fit. He looks at the garage. He's like, I don't know if I can get down there. I was like, come on, we got it at least try. I got

at least try. And I'm not shitting. By the time you got to the level I was on, it was like two inches of space. Yeah, it's awesome. Between his lights and like the lowest pipes. And like every time we would get to when he'd like get out and look and like the truck would slowly creep forward, we'd be like, okay, we made it, we made it. Oh my God.

Jumped to my car and I was like, I don't trust his car anymore, like I'm gonna have to get up early for my flight, I'm just gonna go return it right now. So I went, returned my car, and then I had to wait for a lift to take me back to my flight. I'm just gonna go return it right now. So I went, returned my car, and then I had to wait for a lift to take me back to my place. So I returned the car, I'm waiting for my lift, and it's like kind of by the airport, it's dark,

it's like not a highly traffic street, and I'm standing there waiting, and this dude walks by me, kind of a sketchy looking dude. And they like, what, what, what, what, go back, why was he sketchy? I don't know, just look kind of maybe homeless, maybe not, like kind of dirty. Yeah, side eye.

I mean, Jeff was there too, right? Maybe Jeff. So he walks by, then he like stops. I haven't breathed a check. Then he turns around and comes back to me. And he looks at me and goes, do you have any drugs? Wait a minute, do you have drugs? Right.

Not if you want drugs. Correct, he said, do you have any drugs? I go, no, sorry. And I was like, I shouldn't be waiting here anymore. He probably shouldn't be sorry, either. Yeah, I was like, I don't know why I said I was sorry. He said, do you have drugs? That's exactly what he said.

Do you have any drugs? Do you have any drugs? I said, no. Then he didn't tell me we were high on life. Tipped walking into the night, looking for drugs. Hugs not drugs, my friend. I bet he got some. I'm sure he did. So I felt strangely flattered.

I was like, I think I'm a drug dealer. Why is that so? I don't know. Why is that flattered? I was like, do I look like a criminal? Nice. You're cool for a moment? Yeah, I was like, oh, I'm pretty cool.

Bad boy, Gus. Yeah, little Gus would be so proud of you. Yeah, it was, it was not. Little did he know you're getting your rental car battery. was, it was not. You literally know you're getting your rental car battery. It was not good. Yeah, but that sucks, because then this that whole thing where you then worried, like, oh, if I turn it off again,

and if I get out, is it gonna start? Like is there a wide amount of? You basically tried my 20s. Every car I had in my 20s was like, if this car stops, is it, he ended up gonna shut off and it's gonna leave me stranded. Yeah, you used to make fun of me all the time?

98 degree heat on the side of the Texas highway. So why'd you rent a car? Did you have to go places between places? Oh, it's having to go, when we started the, our car, we were in Plyovista and not downtown, and I was staying downtown, so I'm having to get back and forth. Where were you staying downtown?

On Airbnb. Okay. Was it nice? It was okay. Yeah. It was like, I stayed in nicer ones. They said like, when you look at the listing, it's like, it's suitable It was okay. Yeah. It was like, I've seen it. Nice or ones? They said like, when you look at the listing, it's like,

it's suitable for four people. I walked in, it was maybe a little bigger than the platform that this set is on. It's like, I've known you. There's four of us in this. Can you imagine staying here? There's a toilet, there's a bathroom. It's fucking, it was fucking tiny.

Yeah, so Ashley hasn't been at the place in LA, and she came for E3 and- Oh, you're a place. Yeah, I was like, hey, this place is, you know, it's like a, it's really awesome because it's, you know, it's like not much here and it's like very minimalist and everything and it's really cool because it's like, you know, I'm just moving in

and everything and I'm only gonna be there for a short time. Then she shows up and she does that thing that women do, which is the explosion. Goes in the front door and explodes. Yes, and it's just like make up and close and every, and it's like this is not a big enough place. Yeah, but she's only there for like a week. It's hard to describe the process, Barbara.

But it happens, right? Yeah, just like come in, like hotel rooms in the same way. Hotel room, you're like you walking, you're like wow, there's two beds in here and it's fucking huge and like there's a desk. You hold bed for some of your clothes and then your bathroom for everything. Every make-up you think. Then this, you know, you're like brushing your teeth in the corner behind the toilet.

Typically, you get no room anywhere. The more the attractive the woman, the bigger the explosion. Yeah, it's what I found. Have you stayed in hotel rooms with a lot of women? How many of you has a lot? More less than a group? How many? More less than a senior butthole.

Like that. Is that how that works? You guys, uh. Did they see your butthole in that hotel room? I don't think so. Lights, bro. Well, we'll have to consult the two. Actually comes with another good explosion though too.

She, that sounds weird. She, you know, nice. I was gonna do, I was gonna do that. Did you see the English? Did you see the English politicians? I was about to do that at Barbara and hit her in the chest but then I realized, oh, I can't do that. Who you see the English? Did you see the English politicians? I was about to do that at Barbara and hit her in the chest, but then I realized, oh, I can't do that.

Who was the politician? Who's called him? Oh, yeah, these. I was seeing if he would. Yeah. Except I don't think he actually hits her. I just think it's a really great panamon. I think he just goes in front of her,

but the angle makes it looks like he hits the chest. It's not like a pat? Oh, I thought it was just a pat. It doesn't make sense that she would hold her hand out like this, and then he would miss and hit her chest. I think it's just the angle. I think it's just the angle makes it look like a chest. I don't know, I think we should pull it up and analyze it.

Guy that poor guy, unbelievable. But actually when she hits the door after working ever, she just like explodes close. Like she can't, she will not be in her clothes like for five steps into the house. Which is like the greatest thing ever. But do you do that? No, I don't How fun is your penis go ahead just all out around the house? Probably not all that often honestly if I'm being honest

Yeah, honestly if I'm being honest like there's times where the certain scenarios where it'll take place where I'll have Here we go. Here we go. Here's the thing. Here's you guys had it for a second. Could we put it? I think they might be queuing it. Okay, so Is that live? There you know, this is a few days ago. Yeah, I think it's a really good panamon. Yeah. Oh It actually like you hit no, he doesn't hit her. Okay. It looks like he hits her in the chest, but I Actually like he hit no he doesn't hit her okay, it looks like he hits her in the chest, but I Think he's just going to do a high five and just that's a solid as panamon in his part Stop so you hit a wall, but still can't tell I need it from another angle When I do my laundry my laundry downstairs my bedroom upstairs So what I do my laundry I have very few clothes very yeah, but that's because

Did I get rid of my clothes? I feel like you have few clothes because you like to say you have few clothes. It doesn't make any sense to have so few clothes. It makes total sense. Oh, a lot of clothes. Why not? Because the more clothes you have, the less often you have to do laundry.

No, then you end up doing like... The volume of laundry is the same. Fixed loads. Yeah. You still have to wear clothes every day. I literally have, I can wash all my clothes probably in two loads. I can't do only my... I have some dry-clinking stuff

like suits and button downs and stuff that I can't do. But yeah, it's like, I basically, basically if I go two weeks of that laundry, I'm out of clothes. I got tattoos. I saw something so stupid the other day. It's actually about two weeks, probably 10 days. Well, if you're busy for 10 days straight.

To do laundry, mush, beep beep. Yeah, mush, beep beep. And then you're busy and then you're still in the wet as you go up dry it now and all that. And then he goes, I've gone to the Bung Door. He loves to send Gavin and I on Twitter. They send his photos of Bung Door's on Quashy machines all the time. That's a Bung Door. That's it. He called the Bung Door on a washing machine. Yeah, because you can just bung it in after. So it's a door and it's got a little hatch. And you're bung stuffing.

And you can, oh yeah, well it's already going. Yeah, do you have a bung door? No, I wish I had a bung door. I saw next time Gavin a bung door. Can we get sponsored by a bung door? Bung door. I got to read a sponsor right in a little bit. But I saw one of the dumbest things I've ever seen this weekend.

Really? I was at home depot. Who was I buying? I was looking for light bulbs. And I walked past the appliances. It's walk past the appliances i can imagine you by the white bulbs anymore light bulbs in beef jerky that's the only two things in all the sky for my this guy from my elixis and so far

uh... he was eating beef jerky and drinking monster energy drink at eight in the morning and was farting up a storm on my flight like i hope i overheard the flat attendance call our road the danger zone. It was so farty. And that was amazing on a plane because your sense is a dead end by the outstreet. Yeah. And the air.

Oh my god. And you can only kind of smell it. I was like, I know it's you asshole. What are you fucking eating beef jerky drinking monster at eight in the morning. I mean monster, I understand drinking ate in the morning because that's people's like energy drink that they drink in the morning. You know, beef jerky.

Okay. In this game, we play battlegrounds. You can hear other people's footsteps, but then occasionally there's a plane that flies overhead. It's a nice, that's what happens. There's a plane that flies overhead and it drops care packages.

But when the plane is flying overhead, you can't really hear anything else when people move around a lot during that. Being on a plane, on the plane, is that all the time. So people feel like all this freedom to fart, all they want because they think they can get away with it. It's because no one's gonna be able to pin point who did it.

You can't hear it. You can't hear it. So get here on a plane bar. The dumb invention I saw, I was walking past the appliances, they had a washing machine, right? They know how a washing machine's, you can get like that little pedestal that goes under it. I got, do I have that?

Well, like the drawer. Yeah, they put a washing machine in that drawer. I was like, you have your big regular washing machine then you've got a little drawer washing machine under it. Oh, for like, on these and softs. What? It's like, you can run two loads at once. I don't, I don't, what's the pedestal

under a washing machine? I have no idea what that is. I don't, I don't, I don't what's the pedestal under a washing machine. I have no idea what that is. It's like you can put a washing machine on this little stand and it's like a drawer where you put like your detergent stuff in it. Oh, it's like storage. Right. Instead of being storage, they put another washing machine

in there. So would it spin this way? I don't know. So you can just kind of touch on something here. Do you wash your underwear separately? The opposite. Everything in one. Okay. I put in like button up shots, underwear, towels, you know what I'm supposed to do. I separately? Everything in one. Okay, I put in like button-up

shirts, underwear, towels, you know, I'm supposed to do that. I put it all in a long day. Small dogs just throw them in. Flannels. Yeah, I mean, I washed everything together too. That can be washed. I don't really give a shit about that. Yeah. If I had like color spill, I've never had that happen, but I wouldn't care anyway. The only thing I don't wash together if I have like a new very colorful shirt. Oh, there it is. That's fucking weird. The washing machine with another washing machine under it. What? That looks like a prop from a Marvel movie. It doesn't like. I like that. That's a lucky and Thor are gonna be fighting over that. I got that. The one I saw, the washing machine, the top, the big washing machine was $1,800. And then the little washing machine was like another $1,200. It wasn't part of the price. Dude, 12 together.

I would absolutely buy just the lower one. And we were like, what is this? Fucking washing machine. That's flat. I got like the old cocktail table video games like Pac-Man that's in the tabletop. That's what that was. You can wash all the clothes that you're currently wearing.

And that's it. Just stack a bunch of like six. I'll stack up. But I bet that they do that asshole thing where I bet the little one doesn't work without the big one. Like I bet it has to draw water from another washing machine instead of connecting directly itself. Do you think?

I had to nightmare. I agree with you. I need to turn one of those signs going too far. Stop. Yeah, stop. Can you turn a washing machine into an aquarium? Sure, why not? Could you turn a TV?

You want a aquarium? A aquarium? A TV. Maybe you've never seen that before? You think? You'll see it in your fish. I wash the machine into an aquarium sure why not good your TV you know what a Korean We're gonna be the car Her A TV you've seen that before you're sitting you fish. I've seen old max at old TV an old TV that you don't want to really We're at the point now in history where an old TV is still a like an LCD No, but nobody's old TV is a Again, I think that's what I meant I meant Jesus. I know what you meant. Thank you when you say you could turn a TV is a Again, I think that's what I meant. Do you think that's what I meant? Jesus Christ. I know what you meant.

Thank you. When you say you could turn a TV into a fish tank, your mind obviously goes to one of those old TVs that's a box with the antenna on it. See, next to somebody is so smart. You sit next to her every week. I mean, I'll learn it. Yeah.

You want me to sit next to you? Let me read this thing. No. What if I said no? You always say let me believe it. Thanks to my old teasers. And it's not a question. It's let me read this thing. It's a shut I said no, you always let me believe it. Thanks to Maltisers. It's not a question. It's let me read this thing. It's a shut up statement.

Try and make it clear. Thanks to Maltisers for sponsoring this episode of the RT Podcast. Maltisers are now in the US and instead of just doing an ad copy read, we're going to play a little game. I want to do their call to action. Check out Maltisers on Instagram and Instagram.com slash Maltisers. Give them a follow. We're going to play a little game where we're going to try to roll Maltesers on Instagram, and Instagram.com slash Maltesers. Give them a follow.

We're gonna play a little game where we're gonna try to roll Maltesers down a tape measure into a bucket. I got mine. Bucket. Maltesers bucket. I got this. How hard could that be? From like, where were there?

They're perfectly round, right? Yeah, pretty much. I wanna say they're perfectly round. They're pretty good. We rolled down a tape measure? Yeah. Like a normal tape measure. It's grooved.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. In measure. Yeah. Let's just groove. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Inches of the centimias. Inches. Inch. Inch. Inch.

Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch.

Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch. Inch. So here. And I'm not gonna help you got you on your See how fast you could do it and if you wanted to like So these are from the UK right? Yeah, multi is a that made by Moss

You're fucking it all up penalty, right? It's got to be guy's gonna be a penalty, some guy. That doesn't count. Barbara's not dead over. Is it 10 feet? Yeah. It's 100 feet. No, it's just slow, like the numbers are gonna surprise you. Just skewered at that feet. I'm so happy to work with you.

If it does a little popping thing, it goes down. Do you think the weight will crush him? The weight of what? The weight will bend the T-measure? That's too that really light. They probably have no weight. Come on. Look at how I've weighed.

Oh, you didn't even do it! It fell off right at the end. All right. Give it a go. You already failed, though. We can just cut that one. What happens is you just didn't get it? Do we have to cancel the podcast? Do we not get the sponsor money?

I'm gonna do it. Then if she can't do it. Oh, she nailed it. Nailed it. Off the back. Backboard. You wanna try from further or you want me to do it? I'll look right.

I think Gus should do it from further. Wait, I gotta hold it though. You're gonna fuck with me. Here, take this. She's too much. Can I have a piece of candy? Up. Thank you. You're gonna hold it though, you're gonna fuck with me. Here, take this. It's too much. Can I have a piece of candy up? Be up. Thank you.

What? Here I go. This is harder than it looks. What? You could do it, guys. Here, I've got you. You should see if you can do it from the other set. I'm gonna do it from off-topic. Do you want me to put it in the bucket for you?

I feel like malt is underrated. Like there's not enough malt in stuff. Like it's just like, you only can have like a couple of different places. You want them to do what? What is malt? Like is your like a malt farmer that grows the malt? It goes out and works on the malt. Is it the same malt from malt liquor? Yeah, I think it is. And also malt that goes into malt and milkshakes.

Oh. Like how come there's not malt? No. 12 feet. Holy shit. How long does that take? I win. How come there's no malt did? Try to say it. So thanks to malt teasers. Go follow them on Instagram. That sounds like the big one. What is it though? What is malt? Is it grain?

I don't know. It must be right. I always think of like barley and malt. These are good. Get these away from me. I'm going to eat you. You want another package? No, no, no, no. Yes, they're delicious, but no. They're really good. That's fun. Welcome to the US.

I'm glad that I'm glad that here because I've missed them. I used to import them. Did you glad I'm glad that I hear because I've missed him I used to import him did you really now I can buy him? You have a bite have a piece product for great Britain. Oh Come on. I'll just like you happy I read that Oh, it's that's an aquarium. It's a washing machine aquarium. That's a photoshop. Is that a photoshop? Or is that real that might be a yeah? That's awful it is really as hideous isn't it?

Why would you do that? See like you're good idea in my head. I would hate real. Alright, fat play. That's awful. It really is hideous, isn't it? Why would you do that? I'd seem like a good idea in my head. I would hate that. I want a huge aquarium that takes up a ton of space unnecessarily and has a tiny little window to look. I mean, I like certain- Like, are a new aquarium.

If it was just the chrome bit, that would be wicked. I like circle aquariums. If you have jellyfish, they have to be circle, right? Yeah, I don't have a corner otherwise they get blown into a corner and they die. They also can't really sit in, like you have to keep the they have to be circle, right? Yeah, like you can't have a corner otherwise they're blown into a corner and they die. They also can't really sit in, like you have to keep the water flowing around all the time. Well, we're in the ocean,

they're gonna run into a corner. Think about it. The ocean has no corners. Why are we here? That's a nut. Just keep going, you eventually loop back around. So, does it make sense? Why would they have evolved to,

do you have to deal with corners? I was gonna catch jellyfish tank, and then I realized you have to feed them individually. You feel like squirt food up them. Effort. What is that? It's like a petal. Is that a coffee maker? Coffee-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom-bottom- Yeah, goat fish can live in it. That is rocks. Oh, what are all those wires? I think that's small. Go fish can live in a tiny bowl. What the fuck?

What the fuck? What else can be an aquarium? I think anything can be an aquarium. Literally anything. Anything that could hold water. I want to make a beer bottle aquarium. Hey, speaking of stuff, they can hold water. We put out a video with Dan getting

inside the big six-foot balloon. Yeah. You caught a zap. What happened? What flopped out? It's tick. Nothing really flopped out. It's just the water compressed his boxes around everything.

And it left very little to the imagination. Oh, I see. And it was like, it was the first time I've ever seen an erect but flaccid penis. Wait, does that mean he's a show or not a grower? I don't know. It was just like wobbling as it came over and it was like all right but small how big is that maybe he's just like really turned on when he's around you

I'm a slumber who is this at chaotic monk on Twitter is saying malt is germinated serial grains that have been dried in a process known as multi what's a serial grain? That's great Like chariots like wheat sure Don't say sure Codic month tell us you can't just say cereal grain I mean that's what if you crush up a lot of chariots and dry them as that must be a thing because someone else the TNT Raider says multi-germanated cereal grains that have been dried

They're all gonna be in pace and we can get in there. It's covered the first lot of farmers grains that have been dried. When they're just being paced in Wikipedia. They just cover the first line of farmers. Serial. Go right to Wikipedia. Go look at Wikipedia. See what the first line of Wikipedia. Serial.

Go look at Wikipedia. Go look at that Wikipedia. Is there a Wikipedia page for Wikipedia? A serial. Facebook.com slash Wikipedia. A serial is any grass cultivated for the edible components of its grain. So wait, serial lines.

Are they cultivated for edible components? Yeah, dandelions? Yes, people eat dandelions. Dandelions. The ones you blow on? Yeah, but they eat the leaves, they eat the bit dandelions. People eat dandelions. They eat the bit, which bit the leaf? Is that how everyone says it? So dandelions? How lion dandy lion? Yeah, dandy lion. I fucking are Dandelilya maze rye sweet barley sorghum mill it oats rye dandy and two. I've never heard of So rye okay Read the first day of Wikipedia on the list the first bit they're gonna look up Wikipedia No, anybody on Twitter eating deadlines. Let us. Look up Mo on Wikipedia and see if they had

to copy and paste it the first. Mo. Malt is German hits you. That's the first one, yeah. It's just the first line, right? Malt is Germanated serial grains that I've been drying the process known as Malting. Fuck off.

You guys are no good. You can't pretend like you know something. You just go to Wikipedia for it. Because then someone will like cut and paste something and just you know you love Hitler. I'm not pretending to know it. They're just telling us what it is because we were asking.

Yeah, they act in like they know it. We could do that though, Bar. We could have Wikipedia look up. I was just giving them the benedict. Oh wait, we were casting a wide net here, somewhere in our audience, there's gotta be a malt farmer. Like somebody who's like, air to a malt fortune.

Or something like that. Somebody knows everything about malt. That person exists on the internet. But what else uses malt? My God. something like that. So we know everything about malt. That person exists on the inner. But what else uses malt? My God. Maltin, like maltin milkshakes. Maltin milkshakes.

Also, it's into like a product for you to beer. Beer, yeah, malt, liquor. People are tweeting us the most ridiculous aquariums I've ever seen in my life. Oh my God, let's get them up. I've seen a Bongo aquarium, a toilet aquarium, a car aquarium. A car aquarium. I've seen one thatongo Quarium, a toilet aquarium, a car aquarium. A car aquarium.

I've seen one that is Gavin's anus. The most appropriate aquarium. What fish? A liqueurion. A shoe. That's dumb. It's all dumb. All of them are dumb.

I've got fish and dumb. I really want one. I really want one. Oh, yeah, I guess that would come out of your pants. Look at that fish. Look at that fish and look at that. That fish they make. It's would come out of your pants. What are you thinking Kevin? Fish. Look at it, it's freaking the back. That face they make. It's no point having a fish.

Why? Because it's just work. You're gonna get no reward out of it. We mean, you look at it. You look at it. You look at it. Therapetic. What do you look at?

The fish? You look at fish. He's saying it's some nut. Get a clean that shit. You got a feedum. No, it's all bullshit. Oh, this is Jack Daniel's aquarium. Look, if you have a lovely fish not a picture of Jeff in the womb.

I don't know what they're Jeff. If you have a lovely, so of aquascaped well aquarium full of fish, it's lovely to look. That's so much work. Nah, he's absolutely right. It's a lot of work, it's true. You either go all the way, sharks, or nothing. That's right. I really want a big old aquarium,

but the only place I have that would fit it is upstairs, and I'm worried it would come through the floor. Because what was heavy in that? Why does it fit in there? Marta's heavy in there. Why are you tripping? I got to see me windows. I don't think it would fit.

You don't want to spit to put them in front of sunlight. I worry about every time I put my plates in my cabinets that my cabin would turn to fall off my wall. Because I look the plates out of the, I'm trying to get the kids where it's like, fuckers, use glass, that's it. This is your glass, this is your glass. We have a color coding system now, trying to do that.

There's 12 glasses in our cabinet. In the course of a Saturday, all 12 glasses gets used. So you have more glasses than outfits. I do, I'm gonna think about that. Yeah, I hate, I really do hate doing dishes. I hate doing dishes. Do you not. So you have more glasses than outfits. I do. Let me think about that. Yeah. I hate, I really do hate doing dishes. I hate doing dishes. Do you not have a dishwasher?

I have a dishwasher. Does it have an aquarium in it? No. Why, so why do you hate doing dishes? It's just putting a man. It's just too much. You can't just put him in. Yeah. You got a rinse it or like.

No, you know. Oh, do you have a good dishwasher? My dishwasher, it looked like the cheapest turd dishwasher I've ever seen in my life. It's, I think it's made by IKEA. It's brilliant. You just shove it in, everything comes out. Even if it's got like cake don.

Yeah, mine does too. It's gloss, it would heat. You just put the hot water wash on. How many wash dishes? Every two days. Oh really? Okay. That's a lot.

I just don't like it stacking in my kitchen. Oh, I can't stand that either. I hate when shit stacks in your kitchen. It tries to crazy it. I'm don't like it stacking in my kitchen. Oh, I can't stand that either. I hate when shit stacks in your kitchen. It tries to crazy, and I'm at home and like go clean your kitchen. So have you been spending much time living alone? In general? Yeah.

I mean, is you a place clean? Now that there's no one else in there, that's so clean. Everything's exactly like, the best thing about like, with kids especially, my kids are kind of older beyond the stage, but it's so nice to when you put something down and it just stays there and it's like, it doesn't go anywhere.

You know, like, oh, I can set this, you know, headset from my computer right here on my desk, I come back, it's right there on my desk. So how many glasses do you have? Oh, the other place, you know, like, I don't know, I don't know. It came with glasses. It's a furnished place.

Okay. It came with glasses? Wait, is someone lived in it? Is someone lived in it? They used glasses. They're, yeah, probably used. Gavin, don't even get started. No, but don't even get started.

You don't need to be drinking out of someone else's glasses. Do you go to a restaurant, Gavin? Have you ever been to a restaurant? You know how many people drink out of those glasses? It's different. How is it different? Because they're not yours. I'm with Gavin.

It's not mine already, it's not mine. I'm with Gavin. My personal glasses and my personal cupid, that's mine already. So like if you came over to visit me in my apartment, would you not drink out of my glass? He'd bring himself out of my glass. No, I would, but I know it's you and it's not something like gross colesol, dude.

Can I tell you something? You want to hear an example of the lunacy of Gus? So I was at this Airbnb, right? Yeah. Anytime I go to an Airbnb, I hate the thought of using the glasses that are in there. Why? I do not. They're drenched. I will go and buy disposable cups, like red solo cups, and use those instead of using

the glasses that are already in an Airbnb. Absolutely makes sense. No, Gavin would do that, A, because it's too much effort to go out. He would just either not drink or just suck it up and drink out. I need to go by like shampoo and shit anyways. Like go. Do you ever use the glasses in a hotel room?

Any cheese. No, if they have like the individually wrapped plastic ones, I'll use those. I will definitely not use glasses in a hotel room. Is that what they for? They did a whole 60 minute thing. Oh, max. Yeah.

They're not just for putting your toothbrush in. That's what I use them for. I wouldn't even do that. Don't use glass in a hotel. Don't even touch them. They did a whole 60 minutes thing on that. Check. They don't just put you toothbrush in. That's what I use them for. I like. Don't use a glass in a hotel. Don't even touch them. They did a whole expose in it like. They don't wash them properly. Or they just like turn on the sink and they rinse it out

and they just put it back on the camera. That's, I mean. The only thing I use them for is just putting my toothbrush in to hold it up. Yeah, I've never used one. None of that stuff works the way you think it does. Like you think they take the glass down or they take it down to the kitchen.

They put it in that like auto-claw or like massive sanitizing machine. No, they just rinse it down to the kitchen, they put it in that auto-claw or massive sanitizing machine. No, they just rinse it out in the sink and they put it back. Depends on where you are. Also recycling. When you recycle Coke bottles, for instance, I always had in my head this idea that they would take the Coke bottles and they'd smash them up and they'd get the glass and they melt the glass

and make new Coke bottles. Nope, they just rinse them out. Not, Bollocks. Not that, that's totally true. 100% true. 100% true, they just rinse them out and they put coke back in them and buy them. They do not want to take broken glass.

They're so came in a coke bottle and then put it in recycling, you're drinking beer, it gets really cleaned out. It gets super washed. Yeah. Yeah, you thought it was all shredded and then they just like put it, no, I don't. Put it in a furnace.

What's the same thing with beer bottles too? It's just like shredded, but like, I wouldn't think just to earn some out. And just I guess they're really cool. I mean, everything is just different particles. You can't really delete anything. But again, I don't care, because I'm not germophobic. Like, you guys.

It's all carbon, right? That's, it's laws of thermodynamics. It's just like, you can be creative or destroyed. Well, nothing here. Nothing you own is new anyway. Go ahead. Well like probably if you buy a cup, someone's had it before, probably haven't they.

It might have been a different cup or a window or something. No. It might have been a window. You don't think you can get something new? Well okay, do you have anything in your house that has never been anything else? We don't live in like a post-apocalyptic. No, everything's been made from recycled parts.

That's what you're saying. You will overestimate recycling. There's one thing that's probably true of that, aluminum foil. Might be the only thing that's true for. Most of your aluminum that you use is recycled. They recapture an enormous amount of aluminum. What was the last thing you bought?

I bought trash compactor bags. I have trash compactor in my house. I didn't put it in there. Wait, what? Yeah, I bought trash compactor bags and I had Alexa my house i didn't put it in there what yet i bought trash compact your bags and i had a lexha help me do it that was a big deal like trash compact is a huge in like the seventies and eighties i feel like nobody explain that to a caveman

a trash can just said i i got a lexha okay so when grog when you're done eating and you have bits of food left there's a place in my house where I can put the whole bit in my cave, there's a place where I can put

the old bits of food that I didn't eat. But why don't we have too much food? Yeah, that's a great one to tell. Why wouldn't you eat the food? Because I have too much food, because it might be bad, it's been out for four hours. That's how bad food. So I put it in the device and then...

What's a device? I put it in a jar, like a container. Right. And then this, the jar smashes the container, the stuff inside of it and makes it small. Presses it down, like stomping on it. And then that goes into a bag. I forgot the whole bag.

And I made it exist with my voice. And also I didn't buy this thing. I didn't make this thing. It just came to me one day when I moved to do a news. So how does it not crush the bag? Because it doesn't crush shit, it doesn't do anything. It's all smoking mirrors. You put stuff in there.

I wonder if you have this thing. Like I'll put in bottles and light bulbs. It ain't like, oh, it's gonna be great. And then I turn it on and it goes, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Like, maybe remove all of the air to compress it? There's no air in a light bulb though. That's why it wouldn't be crap. What? But then it would suck it up out of the bag. There's no holes in the bottom bag that would remove the air.

I don't know. Is there a vacuum in there? What? In a light bulb? In a light bulb? I don't know. There's got to be gas in there. In a incandescent light bulb?

Yeah. I don't think it's not air. I think they put a gas in it. Like a gas in it. Yeah. Oh, it's's different. I know that once you breach the thing, the filament just dissolves itself. If you turn it on, it just melts. Matt Nana from my birthday. Got me a Korean barbecue thing. It's like a little butt size of a small cooler. Very small cooler, like one of those lunch coolers. Did you crush it? And you're trash-compact?

Nope, nope. They're about blowing that stuff in air. So I was like, I ran into this thing where they also got me with this little Korean barbecue. They got me this like Japanese charcoal that goes in it. Charcoal might be the only thing I know that's flammable and listed as being flammable that you can't light on fire. Charcoal is impossible.

It took me, I'm not kidding, it took me an hour to light the charcoal in this fucking thing. And that's what you have to fire- That's what I didn't have that. So I will, trust me, next time I'm gonna have like a gallon of diesel gasoline and all those fire starters in the world. All I had was like newspaper

and I actually went out with an axe and like cut off little pieces from firewood and just made like tender. That's a big thing. Is there a difference between this is going to be a dumb question? The difference between coal and charcoal? I think so. Well, it's not caused from wood. Charcoal is from wood. You can like, there's the guy on the primitive technology. Did it where he made charcoal from wood and then coal is from... You would mine coal, like your rock. Yeah, you can't. So it is coal flammable.

Yes. So, charcoal's wood, like, how do they make charcoal? You just heat it. Yeah, you burn wood for a little while. It's like wood, but without any sort of... It doesn't waste heat on like the moisture in wood. Yeah, like, it's dry and there's nothing. Yeah, you've burned it already to remove that moisture

and out of the wood. You can get hotify with charcoal than you can with wood. And then coal. It's just carbon deposits in the earth, they get mined. And it's like 1600 instead of 400. Yes, I don't know what temperature, it might be a high temperature. Interesting.

I just don't get, charcoal's a waste time. And it's not a few melting metal. Okay, go ahead do that have fun I'll use my gas grill to make my little beef brisket sliders That's what you got asked. Why were you shopping this wood from? I haven't really got a pile of wood. That's at my house. Cold gas firewood cold I'm gonna put a log in this little thing Cold gas burns at 3590 degrees Fahrenheit in this little thing, you know. Cold gas burns at 3,590 degrees Fahrenheit.

Maximum temperature of a cold. 3,990. 590 degrees Fahrenheit. 590 degrees Fahrenheit? My number was higher. Cold fire in a forge is about 3,500 degrees Fahrenheit. So you do not want to use that for your barbecue. No, it could be really fast.

No, that's it, you're done. I'm supposed to go say. Kids love that Korean barbecue thing, dude. Oh, that's what I was gonna say. They're gonna nuts for it. I eat at a charcoal Korean barbecue place in Seoul. Like, normally you go to a Korean barbecue place and it's like propane or gas or some kind,

but I saw it out, like a traditional charcoal place. It was really good. Yeah, so it's too much. You like charcoal? Are you one of those purists who's like, I like charcoal. I like charcoal. No, it's, yeah, it's because it's like, it's too much. Sorry, no. too much. You're like, charcoal, are you one of those purists? Who's like, no, I use propane. No, it's, yeah, cause it's like, it's too much.

Sorry, it's too much. It's too much. It's so much, it's like charcoal is great as long as you have eight hours to make dinner. Then it charcoal's perfect. And you're okay, stinking, it's getting like smoke. Half a container of charcoal later on this shit. No, you just think one of those white squares.

What's a white square? Five stars. It's like a paraphernal. I got, I got those coming now. I ordered those at even. That's like, it takes one second and then it'll leave a chocolate. First of all, you do that, you still have to wait a while.

This stuff was also like modern first world, un-Japanese, Japan's first world. So it's not like the cheap commercial shitty chocolate, do we have a chocolate sponsor today? Uh, no, you're in the clueless. It's not like that shitty, kings-for-d stuff that you use. It's like, that stuff is like,

probably half gasoline, who knows? I don't think, I don't think actually that stuff is half gasoline, but it liked super easy and it's very convenient. This stuff was like, it made me work for it. It fucking made me work for it. It's weird, it's like these little cylinders of charcoal. You make everything more complicated.

It was, this was a combination of me and Anna, because Anna, Matt's wife also makes things extraordinarily difficult, because they're better if they're harder, right? She also knows how to do everything and everything well. Because she's had to struggle with doing it in the most fancy way possible every fucking time, like hand sewing buttons and shit like that.

Like the way you make, did you get her hair? She's been through it. The way you make ice and fury. Cause I know you don't have time for that. That's great. That's a great time. The way you make ice is in fury.

Oh, he, him. Yeah. No, okay. Oh, I thought you meant ice in general. I pressed ice on my face. I'm pushing for you guys. Do you think of ice trace? No. Yeah, there's a little silicone ice guys. Do you guys have ice trays? No.

Yeah, there's a silicone ice tray. Do you ever refill the ice tray before it's empty? Oh, that's a good question. What do you mean? Like dump out old ice? No, like just, if let's say it's half full. That looks like half empty. No, I'm empty now, I'm empty.

I'm empty. What? I empty the entire ice tray one go. Do you have a bucket? I feel like you should empty the ice tray into a bucket. Well, it's for the people who only like take an ice cube or two for a drink, and then like, they're all so.

It's a lonely life, Barbara. It's a lonely life. I have now a fridge that makes ice for me. You want like one cube at a time? Yeah. I know I live too crazy. It was a long day, I'm gonna get two. I deserve this.

Does your fridge throw ice to live the kitchen and anywhere except your glass? Nope. Man. Unless I try to put it in a thing that has a spout that's too small for the ice and then it just flies everywhere. I'm really sad he, what you're mentioning, they're Gavin. You clearly have a refrigerator that has the ice in the door.

On the outside? Yeah, that's why I've been talking about it. You had that one too. That is, the house I lived in right before this one, the one I just sold, the house I have outside. That's why I've been talking about it. You had that one too. That is, the house I lived in right before this one, the one I just sold, the house I have now. Neither one of them has had ice in the door. I can't remember the last time. I had that.

Your old house had that water spout inside the fridge. Yeah, I got that. I got that. My place in LA has the same thing. That sucked. It sucks. Yeah. No, I agree.

You should have done that too. No, it's the best. You should get one of those fridges with the bung door. You get the one where that hole opens twice. It opens two different ways. So you can see what's in that? You can bung stuff in the front without opening the full door. It's a bung door.

Yeah. It's a fridge. So I've got, like you, the water on the inside or like the one you had. And right before I left to LA for E3, I was, I changed out the filter in the fridge and I went to get some water. And as soon as I put the glass on it, like I filled it up and I took my glass away and it kept going.

No, that's what you don't want. So I had to get like a bucket and I was like, oh shit, what's going on? It's like I had to leave the bucket there and have to run and like show off the water in my house. To your house. Okay, I've got a quick shut off in my, one of my closets. Okay.

So I shut it off and like I pride that part off, that faucet part. So handy. And like it's broke. It's like a little plastic lever in there. That triggers it to activate and the plastic just broke. Yeah. It's like fuck.

Because you changed the filler. Well, it's because it just coincidentally. That's when I got new water. So then I ordered a replacement part. Joe, one of the sites where they have like ever like exploded diagrams of your fridge and you get down to the floor. And I ordered part EC1897F, one of the sites where they have like ever like exploded diagrams or fridge and you get down to the part. I ordered a part EC1897F or whatever the fuck it was.

Got it in, it's not the same. Then you part fit, it looks the same, but the activation, like to push it, like the plastic is thicker. So you gotta push much harder, push much harder. I fucking hate it now. So it's a different thing. Get in there and put like a rubber racer on it. Oh, that's a good idea. I'm gonna do that do that

Yeah, why don't you just use it over again until it was down I honestly I'm thinking do they have like appliance junkyards? I want to go find one that was like the one I had originally because it was much easier now it's not painting the ass Thanks samson explain that to okay now that must be the most responsible probably I have to push My water I had to push for what? It's my water. I have to push. I have to go. It's like it's water like this.

I have to go. Maybe she just lift more weights. You know though, what I would love for my fridge is if it had a pool of water ready to go. For the aquarium. No. Get out. I push it in and I got a big bottle thing.

Bracket bottle. You wait there for like 40 seconds where it fills up. I wanted to always have that much water stored and it just goes, dumps it in one go. You will want that right up into the moment that you have children and then you will curse at that thing that dumps water out

all over your floor. And I guess until it breaks and that tank just comes right out. Maybe you just want a little bit of water. I guess I can't sit that too long. I'd have to empty itself every hour just so it's fresh. Well, I don't get why they don't make toilets with the elevated tank anymore. Just paying the ass ugly, goes on the ceiling.

What's going on over your toilet? Why do you want that toilet like that? Because pressure. With the pressure, get the pressure. It goes on, it goes on. It's already pressure in the pipe. It's already pressure. So if you use that toilet, are you under pressure?

Yeah, because you're underneath it, right? You don't need that additional pressure though. You know, what are these tuts that you can't gloss away with a normal ball? I just say, I'm general in general in my house, in my life, I want more water pressure. I want more water pressure. In general, get a power shower.

Get a power shower. Stop that. That's not a thing. It's a thing. That's great. I want to put a tank up on a hill and let's run it before. Get a powestower. Stop that. That's not a thing. It's a thing. That's great. You want to put a tank up on a hill and let's run it now.

That's great. I've got, I've got, isn't as fast as, is a powestower. I've got a shower head that has a built-in water filter in it. Why? It's great. Why? Why are you worried about the cleanliness of the water?

It doesn't, it doesn't stain the glass in my shower anymore. No, it doesn't, it doesn't, it's trust me. It doesn't, it doesn't leave water deposits. But the problem with it is, since there's a filter in the shower anymore. Like it doesn't, it doesn't, trust me. It doesn't leave water deposits. But the problem with it is, since there's a filter in the shower head, the water pressure's less. And it drives me fucking crazy. It's so no less than, you're like too much bread in my shower head and now it can come out as well.

Don't leave a stain though, it's dumb. Dude, dude, I do, just take the shower and take it off, then you just got that little spasic. Say, beat under a garden hose. That's the ever. Just like the pipe coming out. Just like sprays you. Pipe spraying you on the face. It's the best.

Barbara, it's the best. How is a pipe without a shower head more forced than one with a shower head? Because it's just like a straight column of water. You only get like one spot in your forehead. You know, when you got to move around. What you want is a guy above you with this thumb on a hose. That's what you want. We're doing some.

I do want somebody to dump a bucket on me. I was at a water park with my kids in Alabama, and it was just really cool. What? You say like, what's wrong? I don't know when you went to Alabama. I'm just shocked. I was like a year ago, like last summer.

I'm gonna be super. But they had a huge, fucking huge bucket. Like almost as big as this stage, I'm probably exaggerating, but big bucket, like size that wall. And it was elevated up and it was on like a rotating hinge cuss. And when it filled up, it would fill up with water, it would have filled up enough, it would then dump over. And then once the water was out of it,

it would just rotate back up. It was a weight thing, you know? But it was like every five minutes it took for it to fill with water and it would start to tilt and you'd see it coming and man, it was like, didn't knock you down. Oh, yeah, it was so great. I don't know what it is, I like ton of water.

You will love the next Giant Balloon June video that is coming out because it's that. You're doing a Giant Balloon year? June. Just June. Oh, just June, I because it's that. You're doing a giant balloon year? Just June. Just June. Oh, just June, I said. I put a Twitter poll out for the peeing in the shower thing. Talks about in the podcast again, but you were in here that week.

Almost 20,000 people voted. Very intense. 60,000 people voted for Trump, so I don't know what you're saying. Wow. It's a good point. But 77% said yes, but they do pee in the show. 70%. 77% said what I agree with you.

No, I, the people who agreed with you get very hostile on Twitter. They're, I would say the opposite. Because you're trying to shame them. People always get mad if they think you're trying to shame them. I didn't make the poll. So why would they be horrible? They know the argument.

They like come after me like I didn't say shit. You are an animal they be called? But they know the argument. They like come after me, like, I didn't say shit. You are an animal and you're filthy and you shouldn't do that. That's the shaming part. Well now I'm shaming them because they come after me. You shaming you too dirty. Why? I'm so clean. Pissing all of yourself in the shower.

What are you just talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? It's totally... There's not piss on my lips. Unless you have a shower. It comes off within a 10 like 10 milliseconds You need a shower head that's in the floor going up

So it sprays it back at me? No, just a clean like the in a leg polish bit the shower goes all the way down No, it doesn't go in your cracks. Yeah, it does How do you wash your ass crack in a shower? We just peel it open and lean. And you can't do that with your muscles. How's the shower net ever seen Uranus? And lean. Peel it open and lean. How do you wash your goots in that? What do you mean, how do I do it?

Like, what's your technique? In the shower? Or am I everything? I have two hands. I get soap on them. Are you actually like wipe your hand up your goots? Yeah. How do you think you would do that?

Is that a weird thing? I mean, the shower. Do you use a Yeah. How do you think you think that weird thing? I'm like like what do you I'm in the shower? Do you use like a body wash or do you use like a bar or soap? I use I risk so many. I ring premium. I love Irish spring. I don't know they had a pre-pig. They have a fancy version of Irish. How do you rinse it?

What do you mean? How do I rinse it? I'm in the shower. I'm looking in the description. It doesn't go under your Gucci hole. You lean over a little bit. See you like this is where's the Gucci? Oh, do you I want?

I don't have a detachable shower head, but also if your argument is that my legs gonna be all full of piss Do you are your legs just filthy then because they don't I'll tell you what there if I do an all-body suds foam Like shower gel and that, and I just stand under the water, there will be soap, like stuck under there because the water is going around it.

So I have to do leans and pulls and to get really rinsed. You know, do you not do that? Why don't you get a washcloth? I mean, is that a washcloth or like, is it crazy idea? I did a tangible shower. Let me ask you guys, are you one of those people who wouldn't get out of shower You don't use the same towel for your butt the use for your face. Oh, I just have one towel. Okay

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Well, if you can do that, that's a different app. That's it. I like that it's like a wooden dog. We're not Uberpool. No, no, no, no. That's a different app. I like that they like, this is a dog. We're not ubapool. No, no, no, no, the dogs, that. Well, that's a big deal. You see people, you go to a big city, there's dog walkers with tons of dogs.

You worry about your dog, and I'm very protective of the dog. Other dogs are jerks. Let's call it. Yeah, that's like, so I want to make sure my dog gets all the things. You know, any frisky business happen in there. Right.

You don't want to harry from Dumb and Dumb. Oh, right. That's a good point. Back to the vet. You don't want to break your thumb like Colton.. Oh right, that's a good point. Back to the back of the conference. You don't want to break your thumb like Colton. Oh man, broken finger. From a dog.

Yeah, his dog got in the fight with another dog at the dog park and it was bad owner and Colton got in there breaking up and doesn't know how it happened to have everything happen super fast and he broke his finger. Oh my God. Imagine maybe like the least stuck on it. Yeah, he said, he said, he just members coming out of it. He's like, oh my hand hurts.

And that was a whole the first movie. He had a good, close to thumb. Thanks, I just members coming out of it. He's like, oh, my hand hurts. And that was a whole other fuss movie. He had a big, close to thumb. Thanks, I've been working on that one. Yeah. What? There you go. That's my own. Nailed it.

Yeah, that's not good. I'm always, here's some people, a real asshole dog owners. Adam, if you're watching the podcast, why doesn't the wireless network work? I blame you. Like I see people all the time walking near where I live who'd like, don't pick up after their dog.

Oh, it's worst. Yeah, Phil. It's like if you're not going to be that responsible, don't own the dog. In downtown LA, I've always watched people like let your dogs poop on the sidewalk. It's just like, do they clean it up? I don't kind of stick around. They usually stand by with the bag, but I mean, I can be a ruse. I can walk down the street and then it's like put the bag in and pocket and like, hey,

hey, and then, you know, I don't see a lot of dogs shit on the road. There are so many Good-looking dogs in downtown LA. Yeah, yeah, I was like I get that if walking be tuned from the convention center every day I was like oh, I want to pet that dog. I want to pet that dog. Isn't that just every dog though? Now they're good-looking dogs in LA Man whenever I see any dog of any type I want to pet it See I always need that when I see service dogs. I always think about you, Gus. What is that? Oh, yeah, someone tweeted us this photo. Who was it?

It was a jet fur. So you said it was a Jeff in the womb. In addition to Jack Daniels' ball, I think he, uh, he was a very illustrative. I love how simple that drawing is. A little baby boy was born. I'm so much. That's fast.

Who can say you said whenever you used to go? Well, it's me very, it's shitty drawing. It's great. It's great. Why, why isn't, I was tweeting about this the other day We can say you said whatever you use to be very shitty drunk It's great Why it wasn't I was tweeting about this the other day because I had an Instacart deliver some milk But I just milk that some other crap that was milk in it and I wasn't home I was like you're gonna buy food that you don't want because you gotta hit that limit. That's true. Yep Why I just buy bathroom order it for a time you're gonna be home. You could choose the delivery time.

I don't know, it was spontaneous. Went out, went out, didn't plan the day, and then the milk got hot. And I was thinking, why isn't there little like dump buckets in front of houses, like use the outdoor outlet, if you've got one? And they can just put cold stuff in it. There used to be,

do you buy a fridge and put it on your porch? I don't know, why do you want? When some of us come to steal it? Buy a fridge, put fridge put on your porch done. I just solve your problem. There's a service here I don't fridge by small fridge I don't know so why was someone like it they leave it on my porch anyway why would someone make it that? I think that mallets a Nick it because it's in a fridge either way I don't know why they didn't nick it when it was in front of your house I think someone's milk I would if was looked at hungry and looking for food,

and there was a pile of groceries sitting in the front of someone's house, fuck yeah, I'd take it. There is a service here in Austin, or there's a store, it's called a soup peddler. Now they have a restaurant you can go to. But the way they started was once a week, they would deliver food to you,

kind of like a blue apron kind of thing, right? But it's already all cooked, everything's all done. Then what you would do is when it was your day of the week, they would deliver food to you. Kind of like a blue apron kind of thing, right? But it's already all cooked, everything's all done. Then what you would do is when it was your day of the week, like let's say you're getting your food on Tuesday, you just, what they would tell you is in the morning, leave a cooler with ice on your porch. Then when they deliver it during the day, they put it in the cooler and it stays cool.

And when you come home, it's still fine. Well, that's good, but if you do that regularly, that's the pain in the ass. You might as well have like a powered to look. What would you like? All right, well, easy enough. Just power coolers called a refrigerator? They have them.

If I win whatever you want. A full-blood fridge. I just need a cold box. I'm not sure you're fucking minding me. It's not common enough. It's not common enough. I can't otherwise. Look at a dorm fridge.

Patrick, for God's sakes, show this man a dorm fridge. When you, I don't want like a crappy like mini fridge for beer and that. Well, what do you want? You want an outdoor box? No, that keeps things cold. Six show this man a dorm for when you I don't like a crappy like mini fridge for beer and that well What do you want you out of our box? No, that one work outside? Cuz I was for why wouldn't work outside? It's just like a tiny cold piece of metal in a box You need like it in Texas. He gonna need something more powerful than that there. That's a dorm fridge Why don't you?

Look at all the things you can fit me home when you I'm hardly ever home So don't order groceries if you're not home, but I'm gonna be home So put the fuck away Get home make it late at night. Oh look outdoor compact fridges Okay, put your fucking money where your mouth is in order one right now I'm gonna want this thing you're tweeting. It has to be good enough and like, you're getting everyone in a panic. These are designed for outdoor use,

for like attaching to like barbecue. No, 4.1 cubic feet. You just said that's time. That was too small, this one's too big. What do you want, Goldilocks? I want the small size with the power that can withstand 40 degrees. How big, how big?

How big? How big? One milk? No, like, maybe like a milk, like two milks. Two milk. What if you're ordering other cold stuff? Which one? Well, look, here's a 24 inch one.

Okay, how big is that? Two feet, two feet. Uh, feet. Less than, uh, wait, do you guys use yards, me or C? Like, that's exactly what you want. That's exactly it. I'm not convinced that would work outside. Here's an outdoor one.

Outdoor. We're free-druning with freezer. Okay, so now how do I convince delivery people to use it? Pussin' notes. Yeah, get a piece of tape. Instruction on the delivery. Put it in the little cooler.

Instead of being like gate code or whatever. Give me your credit card. Put this to it. How much is it? $2,300. Oh, it's a lot of it. It is not. It's just not.

On the washing machine, it's designed for extreme heat in the outdoors. Okay, somebody's to kick stock. A tiny, affordable, very powerful. The size of one fridge. You want an ice maker? It's 250 more. What is it for an ice maker? one fridge. You want an ice maker? It's 250 more. What is it for an ice maker?

Yeah. Okay, it comes with an ice maker. You can buy it. We're too much on the subject of small food. Left-inter right-hand. What I actually want is a cold mailbox. That's a refrigerator. That's refrigerator.

You would want to... No, no, no, no, listen. Every mailbox is just out there and they're hot. If they were cold, you can use them for envelopes. They're being a bit cold. Oh, milk! Specifically milk! What? How many people in this world are getting milk delivered to them where they can't actually be there?

Just you! Making cups tea? And they're what busy? My inbox should be cold. Do you live in England in the 1960s? Where did I get milkman grown up? Milkman. I didn't see it.

Even though he said it. And nobody named my damn milk. Milkman. Yeah, but did they have a fridge for it when they delivered it? No, it was England. It was cold. It was winter. The milk was cold.

It was stay cold all day. So only order milk during the winter. Oh, good idea. I want to cold mailbox. Have you ever seen that photo? Much of your problem right now. Get a fucking cow. Keep in the backyard.

So cheaper. You come out cold. I can't use the milk straight away. Oh no. You can't jizz milk into cereal. I do a guy who grew up in a ranch, he doesn't actually like cold milk because that reason.

Because he got such fresh milk. He doesn't like, he also doesn't like milk, because we get actual cow milk before they do that like separation, pull the cream off and everything. They would fight over like who got the top of the milk. Remember the milk we got in India for a conflict? Oh, it was good.

Was it straight from the cow? It was like steaming hot milk. Yeah, we got hot milk. Did you ever, have you ever seen that photo of the blitz in World War II? It's like a London street that's destroyed. It's been bombed and it's like a milkman, stepping over the rubble. Keep going, Gary. Yeah, that was staged. Yeah, it was fake. Apparently the whole photo was staged. The photographer wandered away to get out a photo of the

destruction, but the UK government would censor all of that. So he had his assistant dressed up like a milkman and pretended to be a milkman walking over the rubble so that he could get a photo of the destruction out. But it did capture the mindset of people just getting on with it though. Right. People would. It was effective. Very effective. But it's like, he like the guy, the photographer was smart, like just trying to think of a way around the system. Well, like that was great picture. Stiff up a little photo from the US on V-Day when the sailor I think is kissing the famous great picture. Stiff up a lit photo from the US on V-Day when the sailor I think is kissing the woman

in the streets. And she did not want to kiss him. He like grabbed her. Oh really? Yeah, I don't know. I think she had a husband. Yeah, but a bunch of people have claimed to be that woman. I think a lot of people claim to be the dude.

Am I wrong there? Oh, there's the milk. Totally not, however, I remember that picture in my head. Yeah, a hornage. With firefighters in the back, like still putting out a smaller. In my head, that was, it was wider. Like he was smaller in the frame. And I was just like, he was lower.

Like, he was sure? Like, the camera was up on a like a rubble pile or something, looking down towards him. And maybe there's a crop to work in or something. Maybe there are multiple versions. Get a milkman. I bet you get a milkman in Austin. That doesn't solve a problem. He can't keep milk outdoors. Because what if he's out for the day when the milkman comes? you get a milkman in Austin that doesn't solve all the milk outdoors

What if he's out for the day when the milkman comes? Okay, cooler Yeah, in your backyard. I'm my dad ready to accept my milk right now. I know you're gonna be here tonight Scattered for another day. Would you have scheduled a delivery for seven p.m. today or six p.m Knowing that you'd be on the podcast The shrug he's shrugging we don't you can't see him he's shrugging Or six p.m. Knowing that you'd be on the podcast. The shrug. He's shrugging.

We don't, you can't see him. He's shrugging. What am I doing? Most of your problems in life can be solved. Just get a fucking car. Get a car. Go get your own fucking milk. Get a car.

We're gonna have autonomous cars. You can drive over more and you'd stop and buy fresh cold milk and you could drink as much as you want. Is it a good use of my time to go out and get milk and break it back there? Do you need milk? Is it a good use of your time to drink out and get milk and break it back there? Do you need milk? Is it a good use of your time to drink milk? It's not about that.

Let's get down to the fundamental problem here. Is it a good use of your time to drink the fucking milk? If it's at a lovely cup of tea, and I'm low on energy, and I'm like, oh, I'll get some caffeine. Then it is worth it. Yes. No, because I could not do it, and I could get the same effect.

I'm gonna- I'm gonna- Do it on your way home from being out. Gavin, you want somebody to start a Kickstarter for your cold mail box. Cold mail. You don't wanna go down the road and buy milk. Everyone would buy him.

How? Lock and cool. There you go. That's exactly the Kickstarter. Is that real? Not real. The lock and cool. Lock and cool is a chilled home delivery box

for all your perishable shopping delivery. Oh! Gavin's exactly what you want. The lock and crate lock and see me locking cool secure delivery box can be installed to the outside of your property receive all your chilled and nonchilled shopping to get your free lock and cool just use the tech rich. So Nichelle T on Twitter just tweeted my next door neighbor just texted me, making sure I'm all right because she heard men yelling. The outdoor fridge argument is on. It was going through the walls. That your neighbor to mine, they're all fucking business.

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Where's your tank? Where's your tank? It's like a ro of tank. Can we get a risk thing? Put it with the face of that poster. I think tanks had a poster poster Near me good poster I got so much shit by the way for saying the shy love buff is a good actor Was that on here was on news here you talked about fury? Yeah He's maybe a lunatic. Cause personal life is something else,

but his work is good. Yeah, it's one of those Tom Cruise's where I say, as soon as he's on the screen, it's like, yeah, I'll buy that. Yeah, love him. I just saw him in a Irobot. I watch Irobot on a plane. And he's the kid that is always like,

around Will Smith harassing him. Huh. And he's great in it. I mean, he's really great in it too. He was a kid actor? Huh? Yeah, he was in like Disney or something. He was like He's in holes. Yeah, holes. Oh, right Didn't realize that was shy. Oh man. So I always think of Transformers. I think a shy love buff

Yeah, and they're making another one. Why another fucking Transformers movie? He's not in there, right? No, no It's like Mark Wahlberg. What the fuck did that guy get work? They're always like trying to kill up to this prime. Isn't Optimus Prime dead at this point? I mean... I watched the first one with you. You mean you're not that old, but he's in his Optimus Prime? Who are we with? We were there on a trip.

I don't know. Who was Jason's past? Maybe. If it's prime. And we watched it, and that's the only one I ever saw. Like this guard before watching another one. I like how no need that long that we've watched the first Transformers together. I think that was a long time ago, I guess.

Was it O7? What's the first? Yeah. I watched Black Smarter with Joel and Jack when I was visiting Austin in 2009. How'd that go? It was Auburn's bug. I think I watched Super Bad with Matt.

Hold? Yeah. That's funny. Yeah, we had a great time. I think it's Transformers the last movie I've seen with you. We've not gone to the theater again since then. Yeah, it's not from like a screening of something we did. Did you not see hardcore hunter together? I was there.

We did. We didn't go together, but we were both there. Yeah, with that. Man. Everyone's seen Wonder Woman you. Okay. Yeah. We didn't go together, but we were both there with a man I can't everyone seen Wonder Woman already. Yeah. Yeah, we're the good movie. Oh, yeah, it's very happy with it Yeah, it was really good. What's your favorite bit? Uh I like Amazon stuff beginning that I felt I liked it a lot. I really like the bit where Spoil anything because I'm like why not she's like trapped in the tank tread on the ground Oh, no, then she gets a flashback to what he said. And then she's like, I'm gonna get up now.

Oh, and she's just like, blast, bolt up right in the air. Yeah, that's a really cool moment. I like the charging the trench. Yeah, no man's land. Right, we're running through no man's land. I like when they were in the, what was the Amazonian place called? Oh, the sea or something.

Whatever that was, I was coming. But when the Germans were coming, and then you see all the Amazon's a lot of them. Whatever that was, I was, but when the Germans were coming, and then you see all the Amazon's run over the cliff, and it's that moment of just like, women! You're fucking badass. And then they're like, oh, bullets, Jesus. Yeah, that kind of hurts.

And they're doing all those cool flips and shit, and Robin, right? Right, right, yeah. The fucking heroes. The smokeshow in there. After seeing that movie, I have a huge crush on Gal Gadot. Oh really Gal Gadot? Yeah. I like dropping right. She's pretty fucking hot. Gal Gadot is like, apparently that movie is banned.

In Lebanon on the way. Saudi Arabia maybe. I think it's Lebanon because she's Israeli and was in the Israeli army as well. Yeah, she's IDF right? Yeah. It was a good movie, but the people are going over the top on how it's like the first movie with a strong female lead Super hero Yeah, sure. I think it's milestone I'm just saying I was a superhero. I watched a movie and I was feeling like in general And also she wasn't like alien was a strong she was yeah, and I mean how those fucking 40 years ago

Yeah, I mean she was supported by a male counterpart, but it's not like she was helpless without him. It was like more of like the kind of fish out of water thing instead of like the man saving the day and like dragging her along for the movie. Yeah. That was a lot. I wish the female villain had been stronger. In that way.

Oh, right, right. Yeah. The lady, the scientist. Doctor, for example. Like, at the end of it, she just seems insignificant. Like, I kept waiting for her big moment to come. Do you think it was like a red herring thing where they were like, it was like a misdirect or something?

Well, there was the identity of someone they were trying to figure out. So that was, that was a big deal. Also, you know, she was super hot. Movies great. The villain was kind of, I had trouble, like, kind of. Yeah. The villain was kind of like I had trouble, like, coming home. The villain was coming home.

The villain was coming home. The villain was coming home. The villain was coming home. You reach a point in the movie where you're like, okay, is the movie over? Oh no, now we know the villain. Yeah. And then there's like that whole little bit at the end.

Yeah. The facial hair. What happened to my hair? No, the facial hair. I know. I didn't buy that. That drove Ashley nuts. That drove Ashley nuts.

The facial hair. Like a 40's touch. Yeah. I remember thinking that I wish that movie existed when I was a gosh. I don't actually know the facial hair. Like a 40s touch. Yeah. Who's there? I remember thinking that I wish that movie existed when I was a kid. I like a better-in-cap for America for sure. Yeah.

Why, because you have someone to look up to? Yeah, well, just like the amount of empowerment I felt after that movie was like astronomical. And I never had something like that when I was a kid growing up. Yeah. Like a movie like that. I mean, I did. I had Superman, growing up. Yeah. Like a movie like that. I mean, I did.

I had Superman, you know? Yeah. Like you went around with Cape in the front yard after that, dreaming about me and Superman, you know? Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy that we've made it this far. I mean, your reaction is one that I've heard

from lots of different women. And it's crazy to me made it this far. 2017 before we had that kind of thing. It's just like, that's really condescending headlines. Like, women are now finally ready to do it. There's like a variety of people. Finally ready to direct big budget movies. It's like, oh, no.

They just weren't ready before. They were ready. They've been ready. They've been there for a while. I mean, yeah, look at it. I mean, there've been plenty of great examples of that. I mean, hurtlocker. Yeah.

But it's just like, even that was years ago. Didn't it win the best picture? Yeah. Maybe the best director. Best director. Yeah. One of the two. I think it's just like old dude Hollywood is dying off.

That's the only reason. Like they can't prevent it anymore. So wait, there's the most things. Yeah. I was ready to fight every single man that walked out of the theater by the end of the day. What are you doing? Like there was this weird sense that I got when the movie ended and everyone got up to

sleep at the theater. All the guys in that theater were a little afraid of the women in there, because we felt very empowered and ready to beat someone up. Just for fun. Just you don't get to be of the guys? I thought Lucy Davis, I guess the name, was great in it. Oh, she was a Don from the British office? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love interest in the office. Is that his assistant? Etta. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, she's the equivalent of Pam in the British office. Well, there's a point with her where, I don't know. There's one of the only narrative problems I have with the movie.

What? Wonder Woman gives her something that she should have never given to her. Oh, yeah, that was weird. And it was like not even like a moment, it was a moment of hesitation. I was like, oh, okay, go ahead and take it. And it's like, no, no.

But I was just like, I was just like, I was just very trusting as a person. I agree with that. And also it was a woman she identified with her, probably, you know, and I don't know, without going too deep into it, I just think it like that thing had a lot of,

the more she would have been protective of that thing would have made, you know, later things more relevant. That's as close as I can say. Yeah, yeah, I got you. I also felt like when I saw her in Superman versus Batman, or Batman versus Superman, thought she was V Superman. Batman V Superman.

Don of Justice. I thought she was way too overpowered. Like I thought in the fight with Doomsday, there was nothing that could hurt her. She was like not even breaking a sweat in that fight. And I was like, this is not exciting. It's like this character's got no, yeah she was like I'm a part of this one.

She's got no risk. Yeah, but the weight was handled was way different. Like that's not hot. Like you felt she was under threat. No stakes. There's no stakes, yeah. Yeah, but I mean that's just like any fight. Some fights are gonna be easy and some are gonna be really hot.

She's had a really easy fight. But I've only ever seen the one fight before, so what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. If they have her, I was worried they were gonna have a female superhero and they wouldn't treat her like male superheroes. Like she couldn't get banged up, you know, or beat up, you know, or be in danger of dying, you know. And that would get old for people, I think fast. That's where everybody hates about Superman after a while. It's like, I just use the heat, right? You know, just to get it.

There's even that one superman shot where like he gets shot in the eye, or bullet in the ass, like, all right, we, you can't do anything, man. Yeah, you got it. We get it. This boring. Yeah. Yeah, but then they almost kill him later in that same movie. Yeah, but it's just, him later in that same movie. It was just, I like how we're, Is that Mandy Superman? No, it's like the,

Superman returns. He's LP. It was before Superman returns. It was the original one, wasny was Lex Luthor wrong That is that is the line There's probably like ten years ago, okay, a Brendan Roth. Was that his name? Yeah, yeah route route Yes, it's the same way today It's not the same guy no the one like 12 years ago. They look

Is that the same guy? No. The one that's like 12 years ago. They look simple. They are the same. They both look like Superman, huh? Yeah, go figure. I'm like a pinnacle. Let's see.

Yeah, Brandon Routh. I love you the last time I saw him. And Henry Cavill was like, Zach Ameri make a polna. Yeah, it was a 2006. Yeah. 11 years ago, damn. And it's off to Superman 4, I think.

You know what someone says to me? I look at this guy, I think it's the same dude. Who's not the same dude? I know, I know, I know, I know same dude No idea they change Superman actors. Why? Your maniac there they are side by side very different guy Same dude no one's an action figure get that That looks like the same dude to me may the chin's a little different one of this bridge Which oh Henry Cabell yeah, mm-hmm

I I heard something the other day that blew my mind a little bit my little brother just graduated from University and someone said that now colleges are gonna be getting applications from people born in 2000 Yeah, we're getting there that blows my mind. Yeah people born in 2000, I don't know, I'm just dreaming. That's what, I was born in the 70s. This is all the blow in my mind for decades.

You are now getting old. Seeing stuff in the 90s was weird to me. People born in the 90s, that's fucking weird. I wanna dress something real fast. Good. People on Twitter keep saying, why does everyone forget about Zina, Ripley from Aliens?

I mean, come on. Okay, like I said, Ripley plea from aliens was 40 years ago. Buffy. Zeno was 20 years ago. The point is it doesn't happen. How about text from Red vs. Blue? How about that? That's a strong email.

Or any character from Ruby. Any character from Ruby. It has happened. No one's saying it's the first time it's ever happened. We also mentioned Ripley. Yeah, we did. I don't know what does the person say? We're not saying it's the first time ever. We're ever say it's a I feel like it's a big milestone

It is a tent pole super hero movie that they're gonna build a franchise with that's it and everybody loves it It's a good superhero universally like can't think that granted. I liked it having worked on movies I Now recognize the same I would have been great if you just said nothing after that Definitely double statement. Having worked on movies. Well, now I don't want to say it. Good.

I recognize the same set of woods in so many movies. Oh. There's a place like the just outside line called Born Woods. They have this really tall thin trees. That's where we shot a lot of that show. That was a good man's movie. But I've seen those woods in like Avengers and Wonder Woman. And I swear I've seen like three other movies.

Those are the most well used words. I got some well used words. Yeah. No. Just setting them up for that, Joe. You know, the pictures. This is weird how they don't try and make it look unique in any way.

So I guess the same word says the same words. I guess it's just trees, but it's like, I've never seen the same location so many times in the same in so many different movies. Trying to think of it as like a street in LA. American equivalent, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, like what American place is in the most movie? The Hollywood sign? You know they don't live in Hollywood. They probably sign at night. New York, like the Empire State Building or something. Yeah. You know I have to sign at night.

Yeah. I mean, who would pay for it? Hollywood. I don't know. Free money. They don't need the advertisement. It's people fucking even know Hollywood is. You can't even sign like this. What are you gonna do?

That's where people go up and fuck with it. I think they teach it to Hollywood. They did it really fast, yeah. They feel a little more lights than that though. They say a very big light bulb. Buh, buh, buh, buh. Yeah, just like nine on each one on each blood, it's fine. It's good, it's all good.

It's good. Make it a little on the dark. But they gotta be really strong lights. Eh! I was snow white, it was let it find. It's good, it's good. It's good, make it a little on the dark. I think I'd be really strong lights. Eh! I was snow white, it was the same woods. I was wet too much. Whoop! There's snow white movie, Ruben Sanders?

Yeah. That was his name, right? Yeah. That's the one you worked on? Yeah. All right, let's wrap this up. All right, everybody. We're going on a whole.

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