Rooster Teeth Podcast - Annoying Star Wars Moments - #355

Episode Date: December 22, 2015

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Sherry's berries and me undies Them and them where they're Sherry's place. Why do you think me undies came up with it in meandies? Like was it, I don't know. They probably made a typo and sang my, maybe they were pirates. Just stuck with it. I'm a meandies. I think they're cavemen, not pirates. I think they're just where a,

a meandies, a late generation internet business. So they had to come up with something that was like, maybe a story behind it, we can look it up on Wikipedia. Yeah, meandies be bunched in my asshole. What was that? What was the voice? What was it? Pirate. Pirate leprechaun?

What was it? Me arseholes. Hey buddy. Yes. Nice jacket. Thanks. You like this jacket? Yeah. It's very fun.

Oh, is it like cornbread? It's very like, I'm wearing a jacket, but I don't give a shit. Yeah, the, uh, so this is like one of the lighter jackets that I own and in December We're just one of this podcast being recorded It's 80 degrees I think the I don't give a shit part of that ensemble is the shirt from a candy store that he's wearing under the jacket I think it's just I'm wearing black and brown. I had a girlfriend one time. It's only I can't wear as On the road. I can't wear blacks a shirt't wear black's a shirt. That's great. That's great. That's great.

That's great. That's great. It's great. It's the shortest day of the year. Tell me, can we wear gray and blue? No. No. Tell me, can we wear gray and khaki? Is that a rule? Can't we're gray and khaki? No, I think that's fine. I wouldn't wear like Bayesian khaki. What's the difference between Bayesian khaki? Yeah, what is the difference? There's not much. Bayesian, it would be more. Is khaki color is a khaki of fabric? Isn't khaki like a greenish, Bayesian color?

I always think of khaki as just Bayesian. That's me too. Just like brand brand brand brand brand. I thought it was just a khaki of fabric. It's green. Tant, tant, tant. That's khaki pants. The most infuriated thing in the world, we're touching kind of on it right now, is going

to the fucking store and trying to buy paint if you're painting your house. And it's like, I just want white paint. But do you want brilliant white? Which one of these ten white? Eight shell. Do you want? Right. Snow.

Fuck. And then which one of the four variations of the one kind of white that you decided on do you want? Do you want to? What kind of texture do you want on that color? What kind of gloss? There you go. There's one color that I can't remember it ever.

It's purple. Red. Go ahead. I keep hearing the name of it and I'm like, what color is that again? And then someone tells me and I forget immediately. Chartreuse. No.

Is that it? No, it's not. What? Top. Yeah. What color is top? Top's like a gray beige. I thought it was like a purple-y-

gray. Barbara, you're not like a hot color. It's a bit of color, it's a bit of a soap. Tope. Tope is like a dark- It's like a- So someone who- I made one mistake, Bernie.

Someone said that favorite color was Tope. I probably shouldn't know that person. What's your favorite color is that? That's the only favorite color is beige. I mean, I'm sure there's somebody. That's like your favorite food being bred. Your people still have favorite colors in the age of like eight. Mine is blue, thanks for asking. You really have a favorite color.

I'm with you guys. I did some stuff you don't have. It doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter. Have you seen all this lemagashas or blue? Like blue. Somebody asked me like a year ago who my best friend was. I'm like, best friend.

I was like, well that guy just told me a pretty good sandwich. Did you have best friends? Like, that you have a best friend guy? Fuck no. No, you have a best friend. Oh, yeah. You have a best friend? Yeah, of course.

Then you do have a best friend. Yeah, but that doesn't count. We're married, of course. That's like your default best friend. Yeah. Who are you? That's like elevated best friend. Who are you more friends with?

Best friend with benefits. Are you more friends with Bernie or your dogs? Oh, my dogs. Oh come on. Is that even a question? Oh, my dogs got in trouble this morning. So every year at Christmas, Esther likes to buy the dog's presents. She wraps up their presents, put them under the screen. And she's posted some photos of Benjamin in the past, like dressed up in like Christmas pajamas and like opening presents He gets really excited about it. He does You're excited. He does the dog is feeding off of your maybe that's what it is But but it sounds like a nice treat. She she wrapped up their their presence this weekend and put them under the tree along with all the human presence and

This morning I woke up came downstairs at the dogs walked them went up to get in the shower and then I could hear Esther running down the stairs yelling at the dogs. When I got out of the shower, she had she had Benjamin's present in her hands and the wrapping was all ripped up. Now it's like what happened? She said I specifically put his presence under the other ones so he wouldn't see it and he moved all the other presence out of the way, pulled his present out from under the other ones so he wouldn't see it and he moved all the other presence out of the way pulled his presence out from under the tree and opened it.

I really was his. Well was it? It was like a plush toy. Like a food. So not even like food. Not food. No. A raw steak.

No, but it was like a plush dragon toy and sorry Benjamin don't watch this topic Christmas. He already opened his presence. He knows. And he fucking opened it. He pulled his specific present out from the tree and opened it. Benjamin is like one of the smartest dogs I've ever met. The one time I came over to your house, as he was like, you want to see something?

And I'm like, sure, she goes, Benjamin, go get your steak. And he like trots over to his little bowl of toys and like sits through them and picks out the steak and breaks it over to her. She tried that when I went over, but he picked up the wrong thing and she got really mad at her.

Yeah, but that's embarrassing. It's like letting the family down. When you kids do something dumb in front of people, it's really, you can be kind of hard on it. It's like that scene in Mulan when she makes a ass of herself. You'll bring honor to us all. I never saw Mulan. I've never seen that.

Did not bring honor to the family. I didn't see it either. I didn't see Mulan. I think Mulan was one of the Disney movies that came out like once I was a little older like it wasn't in the Disney prime for me. Yeah, like what was the last one? What was it for you like sorcerers apprentice? The I think like for me is like no big gap for Disney movies like I don't remember too many Disney animated movies in the 80s There's a big revival after a little mermaid. Yeah, what happened after like Lion King?

Like because it was like Little Mermaid. Lion King movies. Lion King, all that stuff. Aladdin. Yeah. That was like golden era for some they that made themselves cool at the Golden Age of Disney, don't they? I think the golden age of Disney was back in the Mickey Mouse, not a duck days, right? You think they're raking in that much bunse, but oh, I think that princess stuff is when they really started to hit their stride Was like Cinderella and stuff Cinderella a little mermaid all those things. Yeah, it's a different The big girl between those gaps a couple decades. Yeah, couple it's a long stride

You're a generation or two. Yeah, there was much in the 80s though Disney wise they came out I think the mermaid little mermaid was like 90 Dragon what peach dragon peach dragon. What was that was that a season? No, that was in the 70s was leading the tramp Disney Yeah, was that an 80s. Yeah, yeah, I might have been 80s one is that a lady's one? Yeah, this is a little deficit though like they weren't really strong like in the 40s and 50s with that Mickey Mouse shit And then they really dropped off big time I'm trying to know why Cinderella did you like ran out of, in the ironic that Disney's biggest hits are like public domain stories and then they make them and then now they're no longer public domain or the stuff

that Disney does is not public domain. It's quite suspect because it keeps getting pushed out. Yeah, it seemed like the copyright on Mickey Mouse or the trademark on Mickey Mouse. Yeah. Should have expired by now, but yeah, the way public domain laws is Mickey Mouse should have passed in the public domain about 20 years ago. Why hasn't it? Because Disney keeps like lobbying to have the copyright law extended.

Basically, now they've got it to nothing moves in the public domain until you can no longer make money from it, basically, which is everything forever. You know, like, I i mean what if she appears plays you had to like pay shex be here's descendants money in order to perform a Shakespeare play that you should pay as a state cash in public domain at this point

they uh... the uh... the uh... the uh... the copyright on happy birthday right on the song happy birthday i didn't know that did they get i think so it was like uh... who i was oh you might have been out. You might have been gone when that happened. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. There's some family owned it and you had to pay royalty to them. That's why lots of restaurants will not see happy birthday when. Right. Because they don't license the song. Yeah. It's a stupid world. Did you see the big dumb idiot world? There was a big dumb idiot world. There was literally said though that you should pay Shakespeare's estate

And then when you hear about something that's a paper happy birthday you're saying stupid. Yeah, I think it's stupid You shouldn't pay Shakespeare One of those you know right now we're Getting ramped up for the US presidential elections next year So lots of totally in rampant political news going on There's you know, There's all those different companies that go around performing surveys and polls, asking people their opinion on various policies

and how they're going to vote. It'll ask me. There was one group, I forget what group it was now, but I read the story last week. There was one group that amongst all their questions to eligible voters, one of their questions was, do you support the US bombing Agribo? I was thinking about that yeah when uh...

when we were talking about this is a yeah and agriba of course is the fictional city that or the official country that alladden takes place in and uh... yeah some voters supported the u.s bombing agriba which is baffling the book should the u.s. bomb and anything and there's some people who say yes they have been really just want to watch us go to war like there's a lot of people

I think that they feel like war is good for America like it helps us like at unites They're like stimulates the economy on that toe. Yeah, I don't know just like or it like creates the Or perpetuates the idea of American greatness, you know, exceptionality. If there was a bomb headed right for Austin, and it was just gonna just take out the whole city, and it was gonna land in like an hour and a half, would you finish the podcast? an hour and a half? No, I would go see my kids. You wouldn't be like the band on the Titanic playing a way to the bottom.

I'll just drive to Round Rock. You mean you get out of the blast radius? Yeah. Oh, that makes sense, actually. Barbara, when you see me wouldn't stop at Round Rock, I see me keep driving. Yeah, you know, I probably drive away from where the bomb was hitting. No, she would go right to the leaving Austin City limits, sign and go. Well, that was just good.

Put on some sunglasses and then just watch the world. Good job, Barbara. Let me just think about that, because you haven't been playing a lot of fallout. No, I'm all watched the world good job Barbara Let me think about that cuz you haven't been playing a lot of fallout No, I'm just thinking Just thinking about war and I was like how bother would I be probably a thoughts tremendous I'm gonna go war how bother me do you put the apocalypse? I mean there's a new coming in there. You're not doing anything about it. You're gonna die. No, you're probably not gonna become a ghoul Found a kid in a fridge. Oh, yeah, I found a kid in fridge, too

How did he oh to a fallout by the way didn't actually find a kid in the fridge? I gave him for 200 years. How did he live? Did he not eat the girls not? I don't think girls don't eat. I don't think they eat yeah Well, he was like a person now like awesome powers No, he was just sitting like a fridge like in a junkyard Yeah, let me out like the side of the road Yeah, it wasn't even like that isolated like anybody would like how many assholes walk by you It's not to a pack of radius. Yeah, I was not that far away. I was like I just defended a checkpoint like 15 feet away Yeah, you're like hey help me I execute his family you know

It might be did you really did you take him home and actually the family? I do crazy stuff before that like I know I'm playing good all the way I'm being like really nice guy Like really polite like helping everyone but I'll quick save before like every decision and just go mental So I took about to his family though. I thank you so much and I like shotgun his dad's head off And I was like oh I just reload the checkpoint is that never happened Do you ever do stuff like that? No, I've shot the fat man that it never happened Jesus, that's terrible. Do you have a do stuff like that? Yeah, I've shot the fat man. It's just so much stuff never I've shot it like a hundred times

I got like only five like 10 mini nukes. Okay, I got like 80 mini nukes in my 480 at back at sanctuary hills. Can you make him? That's what you do you like get a weapon you immediately use it I don't use anything ever. Well, that's no fun. I don't even carry my fat man with me I need it. I gotta go back and shit in the mandatory that you have that on your old times your pants It's the fat man. You might need it for like a death clause I'm a horrible scavenger. I'm like constantly picking up every piece of junk and every map It's to the point where some of my companions are complaining about it now Like macrady and

companions are complaining about it now. Like, MacReady and Invention. Yeah, McCreedy and Cury. They both complain at me going, why are you picking on this junk, what are you? I must be able to build like 60 settlements. And just we're talking about fallout. Can I just say, if I reviewed games, I would reduce, and I don't review games,

I would reduce fallout for a full rating point by how bad the settlement mini game is in that game. I can't fucking stand that. What problem are you having with it? They constantly give me quest after quest after quest. Oh yeah. To go, and they're all the same three quests. Yeah, and then the worst, the most infuriating part is when you get the minute

and one's, and he's like, hey, I got something different for you. Yeah. Like, nope, you don't. You really don't? I've done that a million times. I'm troubled by ghouls. Wow, that's crazy. No raiders. That's it. Is it just infinite? Oh, you actually eventually stop No, I listen, I think I probably have like 80 minute minute West I avoid that guy like any time I have to go into my settlement if I see him in the distance I run away and get close to me to give me a question if he gets an earshot again just talking you pick up the quest

Let me ask something about about you like based in sanctuary I'm not anymore now. I'm bit now. I'm my main ones the castle. I should send that guy away Yeah, you just move and right. Yeah, I'll do that. Okay, but Do you find it annoying when they're just hanging out in your house? I do and I did pressed it comes It just goes in like sits to the bottom like get out my house is my family live It comes it just goes in like sits at the bottom like get out my house is my family live Yeah, like some dude sleeping back next to my son's crib Well, cuz I was gonna sleep there. Oh, it's nice, but then you come in there's like some dude who is busy

From farming Tatos all day Where do they call them Tatos? I think they're crossing these potatoes and tomatoes. They call them tatos in the game? Wow, that would dis me all. Why? Because it's like you're not shortening the right thing. No, people say potatoes. Maybe it's a kid or taters. Potatoes is better than tatos.

Hell yeah it is! At least you know what you're talking about. Potato? Potatoes way more confusing than tatos. It was a Thanksgiving dinner and one of my relatives So I hadn't seen it like ten years said pass me the potato. I would punch them in the face He would get a potato right down his throat over the top Hit him square in the face, but he said if he said tatos you'd be okay

Well tatos are a post-apocalyptic Combination of tomatoes and potatoes. Oh, I didn't know what's what's corn? That makes more sense. That's still called corn. It's just corn. It's just corn. But the stuff that's selectively got fucked up. Like have you seen the dolphin sharks on the beach and stuff?

Dolphins or sharks? Yeah, they're like sharks that look like dolphins a little bit. Do they have to go? Let me ask you another thing. Cats are perfectly fine with dogs. They do. Did you a brawming get stuck on the roof? Yeah, my brawming's on the roof. I got

that out to get to it. You know, it might be my new favorite form of media anywhere, is going into people's Xbox Live profiles and watching their clips. Just watching raw clips, they decide, because it's always like you record something like literally, oh, I thought that was neat, or oh, I thought that was funny. And so that's all it is. It's like a highlight reel of just funny stupid stuff. Or if you case of like Gavin, it's grand theft out of five and you're running over women and bikinis on the beach. They'd like to happen to be a lot of women and bikinis on the beach. That's true that's where we would be. That was not over everyone. Endlessly running over people on the beach. I do not understand what you're doing but anyway but I went through it and I watched

your fallout for clips and I saw one of your screenshots was your Brahmin on the roof And I said my Brahmin's on the roof. That was um, I was having this thing where I would I moved my fast travel Pad to like really convenient so it was really close to all my stuff So you can fast travel into sanctuary and right there isn't the default fast travel really close to all the stuff I just I guess I moved it just okay even closer and I realized that very early on in the game I accidentally tried to rob this woman who was in sanctuary I was like trying to get money off her and she I failed the the speech check. Oh, yeah, and she said No, I'm not giving you that you you know you piece of filth whatever and then I have no

Speech options with her anymore like I'll spawn it into sanctuary and she'll be like oh the would be robber And I was like, oh, yeah, I forgotber. And I was like, oh yeah, I've robbed you that time. I tried to rob you, I forgot. And it got to the point where like, I'm fast traveling there, like maybe, maybe like a hundred times since I played the game. Every time I'd load in, oh, the would be robber. I was like, it got to like, the 90th time,

and I just blew it right in. Right in front of her. I turned her into goop. And then I picked up like some of her body and I put it on the table in my house. I'd just pick it up. You just hold it. Oh, I was wondering how you move stuff like you do with A. It was just like I had so much patience for so long and I was like, you don't want to

hear it anymore. I put it in the middle of my pocket. Are you using an elite controller by the way? I am. I finally found the use for the paddles. Sprint. Sprint and for holding your breath when you're sniping. Stim packs.

So both the thumb sticks. Yeah, basically both thumb sticks. I mapped those to beneath the controller. And it's like it, too. Yeah, I worked out really really well. I also have, um, crouch on my lower bumper and jump on my upper bumper. So I'm like, upper bumper.

Upper bumper. What? Upper bumper. I use, I use my first impact. Is it bumpers? Two and two. You mean your paddles? Yeah.

Okay. I thought there was another bumper added to it. I said bumpers. You said bumpers. That's okay. I get an apple bumpa. I use my first Stimpak. Wait.

How do you map it to Stimpak? Because you can map items to the D-pad. So I map Stimpak to write D-pad, then I map right D-pad to the paddle. Do you ever use the D-pad? Yeah, but you have to select it, don't you? You have to go down and then press A on it. Right, so that's my down, and then I hit A. So I did something really funny that I actually recorded.

I might cut it into a video. I was Dan was over, and he was playing full-out and so was I. And I was like, oh, I should show Dan the app for the iPad or the iPhone where you can do your pitboy stuff. So I was like, yeah, let me connect. And all of a sudden my pitboy was the wrong color. And I was like, oh, I'm connected to Dan's Xbox. And I started screwing with him. So hard. That's my classic.

He would be in the middle of a fight and I'd be I'd wait and I'd be like fat man He put his fat man in shoot it and maybe like happened Oh my god And I got to the point where like I was doing it and he couldn't figure out what's going on but I was going like And I couldn't keep it together so I went in the head in the kitchen And I was just doing stuff blind so I was like oh Stimpax And I was just like blowing all this dimpax. I must have used like a, Stimpax. And I was just like blowing all this

Stimpax. I must have used like a hundred Stimpax. And I could just hear him and the other room go, why is going on? Because I was like, yeah, record it. Yeah, let's reject themself again and again. Yeah, I was doing so much. I was like making him, I dropped his wedding ring at one point. Oh, really? That seems like you usually keep that in your inventory the entire time. Yeah. Yeah. I do too. It's one thing I won't like drop out of there. I don't know why. It seems important for that character. But do you have an Alexa? Yeah. So it comes with a remote

that you just don't ever use. Oh, my goodness. I just threw it in her drawer. Oh, maybe. I'm talking about the Amazon Echo. Echo, yeah. Okay. I call it an Alexa, sorry, but it's Amazon Echo. Well, that's the name. It is. The name of it is Alexa. And I wonder what it is. Why don't they have it just be Echo? Like you talk to Echo.

But maybe I want the remote separately, but the remote has a microphone on it, so from somewhere in the house, you can just like talk to it. But one of the things you can say to the Echo is, you can say Simon says and then say anything and it repeats you. So with that microphone, you can just like, oh yeah, you can say whatever you say, it'll just repeat exactly what you say. But you heard voice. I'm gonna sleep, you're throwing it. It's like, oh I gave Teddy, I gave Teddy like a 10 minute lecture about don't complain and eat your food. It's like, well, we were all out of the room.

I should have recorded it because he totally thought he was having a conversation and he was totally normal to have a conversation with his little pylon. Just talking away with it and I'm just like sending messages to him and stuff like that. Of course, stuff can you do with that thing? I love it. I think it's probably one of the best speech recognition tools that exists because you can just like, you'll, in fact, I got a problem because I'll be Like in my office here and I'll just stop and say Alexa and start to ask a question

No, she's not in the room So it's mainly for the time more than anything else because I'm so used to at home going. Oh, I say what time is it then she you like tells me I'm a clock at home What's that? It's just easier to talk. I'm not just ask it like or timers and stuff like that She has all that stuff. And plays music and everything. Play music and audiobooks. Audio books and stuff.

You control the hue lights also, right? Yeah, but I don't have any of that stuff. So. That's what I'm most interested in. Yeah, I don't get it. I mean, I don't want colored lights in my house. It's not even just about colored. You can never be.

Never be. Just be like in bed and turn all the lights off from the bed. That's very cool. All the lights off. How many lights in your house are hue lights? I have five. I don't have any. house are? A few lights. I have five. I have one. You're fucked in right now.

You have five? Yeah. Where are they? Wi-Fi? Yeah. And you also set like, I'm gonna be turning on it off. I'm gonna be amazing. I'm gonna be amazing.

Automatically that way, like, you can ge-offence so they turn on when you come in the house. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna turn off when you leave. The next thing I'm probably gonna upgrade is, I just found out that there's like a equivalent of a nest, but for sprinkler systems. And I want that because it would tell me like how much water I'm using. Don't we already have like automated sprinkler systems?

Well they have that, yeah, but then it's like you control it from your phone. They also have automatic thermostat, I mean those are working just fine before nest came along. There's now a rumble that you can control with your phone. Is it an actual rumble? Why would you need to control it with your phone, doesn't it just go and not? You can schedule it, yeah. But sometimes I might be at work and be like,

um, and the house was kind of dusty this morning. Boo. I used to, I used to own a room a years ago, and my favorite thing about it was I would use it as an alarm clock. Yeah, I used to do this. It's like, there's no snoozing that. It's like, when it gets up, you're like, fuck.

I'm awake now. And there's no going back to sleep. What happened yours? We gave it to my end loss. Why? We moved, and then the house we moved to, we didn't want it scuffing up our baseboards because lots of times it hits the baseboard

and then leaves it black. Chris Demaris has a Roomba, but he attached a stuffed animal raccoon to it and calls it his racumba. That's very Chris. There was nothing else to that story. I just wanted to tell you that. That was the whole thing.

Yeah. Mecumba. So have you guys finished? Have you finished Fallout? Yeah. Have you finished Fallout? I'm away behind because it came out and I literally the next day left for the amazing race.

So it was like 30 days of, you know, being away and thinking about Fallout. Thinking about Fallout Barbara. Yes, I was thinking about Fallout. But it was one thing that like when I came back like really grabbed me and I'm playing Fallout, non-freaking stop. It's been unbelievable. That's a great game. I'm gonna have a blast with it.

But that fucking settlement stuff drives me crazy. Take a little break from it right now. I'm playing Rise of the Tomb Raider. I'm almost done with that. So what is that? Is that's a new Tomb Raider game? Yeah. You see the Xbox stats they put out where you can punch in your game or tag and it tells

you stats for the year. Yeah, mine's kind of fucked up. It says I've been gaming with Xbox since 1900. Mine says the same thing. Oh, it's because of the beta tester? Yeah. Maybe it's because we're beta testers. Yeah, our start date predates the long box life.

Yeah, mine says I've been gaming since 1900. It said I've been gaming this year for over 8,000 hours, but I'm pretty sure I just left it on. Yeah, 8,000 hours? If I log in the Xbox live. I think mine was like 363700. Oh, cool. Yeah, there it is.

Oh, that's yours. Yeah, 3,300. There you go. I was inflating my numbers. But yeah, obviously it counts like it's just on. Wow. It's 1900. Yeah, mine says the same thing.

Yeah, but it's like I think that counts like anytime you watch TV or Netflix or whatever, as long as it's on. I love it, man. The Xbox is like such a perfect platform. It's just like one box, they pretty much does everything. You know, which I guess it's about to go up the one. Yeah, it's going to be, it's going to be a piece of shit that we're cursing this weekend when it's taken offline for by hackers.

What? Oh, they threaten to bring it down? Yeah, you know what's going to happen again, right? Now that someone has taken PSN and Xbox live offline I'm Christmas day before now so to be like the thing everyone does Yeah, well it was offline like early last week early last week. I know I was trying to watch fucking I was trying to watch some movies some digital movies. I own I couldn't fucking watch them I had I had a moment too that was kind of like I

Haven't even remissed to bring it up But where I couldn't play fallout, because I was trying to sink my games, my save games, that's like someone upstairs, I was like forget all the play upstairs. And there was just like, even though I only game, that's my home Xbox, and I bought it on that Xbox, it was like, sorry, you can't play this.

We can't get to the core services. So it was like, I had a pit boy from the following, and they had the disc in it, they put the disc in, worked fine. Like, no issues whatsoever. So, digital copy is still stuck basically? Yeah, when she goes down, it sucks when you own it and you can't play it because it's like, you don't own it.

If you pull the plug out and like disconnect properly, did it still do that? I don't know. I put it in the disc. I would have probably told your story if I'd done that. If I would have said that. So I have a different story. When I unboxed one's gonna go on sale. Two years ago.

That's $2.99 now. I mean like cheaper. $3.99 now? Yeah, you were $2.99 I think, right? 400 when they come out. I think so. Yeah. Did you just ask when they're gonna go on sale?

Like when they're gonna be on sale. Like when are they gonna be a discount? Not when they're gonna be sold. They don't put connection anything anymore, that's a big deal. Like I budget bought one of the elite ones and uh... Let's put it in that? No, there's no connecting it. I was hoping that.

It's not like threw it away by accident. Oops! How much easier connect though? I'd say sign in as Gavin. There we go. And it's quicker than me figuring out the stupid new dashboard and then doing my passcode. There we go. That's quicker than me figuring out the stupid new dashboard and then doing my passcode. There you go. The dashboard, I do like the new dashboard. I first of know I was like, but it's like so much information and functionality that they have to squeeze

into one screen. It's like, I thought they didn't okay. And I hate it when they take crap out. Like, I like that I could go to settings from the start menu, you press start on anything, you go down like three times, I'm saying, I just peed like shit a long time ago. Now it's like over to the left, all the way down to the bottom, and then like in that menu is saying. It's like, it's better now that it's faster. It sucked before, but it was like, wait, wait, wait, okay, fuck, wrong screen it resets my my privacy settings almost every time I Sometimes just okay, so I say yeah, it sucks because when we had fall before we got it early with a block everything and it is Constantly can't resetting mine so I'll be like I only want to receive notifications

Pi notifications sign notifications from my favorites, which I only have a few so I hardly see them all right hold on Who are Gavin's favorites Dan I'd say Dan Gus Bernie oh God you give me way too much credit you know I'm my favorite I don't know if I picked them I think it's just like frequently I would assume Gavin would accept party advice from you but I do I do get an notification when you come online all right but then all the same way they got you mind it? Your favorite? Awful. You know, you're in mind. I am?

Yeah, you are. How do you feel about that? Maybe you are, and I just haven't seen you for a while. Oh, maybe you are. Yeah. Why don't we go right now and check on your profile. Am I in your face? Get me an Xbox, we'll have a look at who my favorite's are.

No, that's not. I've been turning on my Xbox in like two years. But anyway, I'll be like doing this, and I'll be like, oh yeah, you know, Michael's online, cool. Half an hour later, Ryan's online. And then all of a sudden, I'll be like, oh yeah, you know, Michael's online, cool. Half an hour later, I'll write it online. And then all of a sudden, I'll be like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

And I'll be like, what happened? And it just resets mid-game to everyone sending me notifications. So I end up having to disable notifications because I can't fix it immediately after wait for like a day and then it works. So weird. You have a lot of problems with it.

Why is life? I've noticed. I have unbelievable problems with that. You're frustrated. Yeah, it works. It's so weird. You have a lot of problems with it. Watched live. I've noticed. I have an unbelievable problem with that one. It frustrates you. Yeah, it sucks. You know I find out just recently, I find out because the thing with Blaine with the Star Wars prank, which by the way we didn't talk about until it's the after show. You wanted to talk about it so bad during the actual show.

Oh my God. I like how it was brought up and you just hear you going. Yeah. The, um, but, uh, EA, uh, the team behind battlefront, somebody there saw the video was like, we're going to send gut Ersen, blame a, uh, Darth Vader PS4, like a limited edition one. So they sent it to him and then we got some code to giveaway too. And so I thought, okay, they said, here's for your team. And I said, okay, well, I'll, and they gave me a ton of them. So I was like, okay, I'll give them away to the team,

and then whatever is left will give away to Twitter. You know what I mean? Cause, you know, I'm sure we're not gonna run through like 80 of these codes. It gives us a ton of codes. I found out most of our office, when I asked, used PS4 for people who wanted the codes. Most people at the company run PS4.

Interesting. I found that surprising. Yeah, cause we seem to be very Xbox focused. Well, according to the audience. Yeah, we're like fanboys We're up Xbox's ass and everything else, but yeah No, that actually did surprise me though that like most of the companies is a PS4 Hmm, I mean I have a PS4 but I just prefer to use the Xbox just cuz and I admit it. It's totally because of achievements They they hooked me early and it's like you're in that ecosystem I just have now I have my gaming historical record is on Xbox and I don't want to go over to ps4 and not have that history. You know, I never

fucking look at it. I still like knowing that it's there. Yeah, for me, I like achievements never grab me. It's just that's like the default system for me. It's just like art. That's it. You know, of course, I'll play exclusives. I do like the controller though. I do admit. I like it a lot. It's a good controller. I'm glad that they incorporated some of that stuff in Xbox one controller like the mini stereo jack You know they launched with that on the ps4. Yep, and now they finally have that on the Xbox one control How do you change the volume on it? You have to go through the settings. It's kind of annoying. You know, you get a chatpad You have the puck. Oh, no, no, get the chat pad now. They have chat pad for Xbox one controllers And as soon as those come, I buy them for every controller.

Chapapet. I love those things. I hate whenever I get to a keyboard, or I got to type in one of those five by five codes. If I have to do that, that's just the no fucking way. Now I only type in five by five codes on the Xbox.com site. All right, then copy paste.

Yeah, that's the only thing I do. Much easier. Yeah. I just you copy paste. Yeah, that's the only thing I do. Much easier. Yeah. I just like to for Minecraft signs, being able to quickly write on a sign or mine. Is there an app called like Xbox Glass or something where you could type in? Yes, it's my glass.

It's my glass. Yeah, but that's this, if it was instant, it'd be good. But it just takes too long to connect. Which is why I thought like the Pitboy app was going to be a piece of shit, because like, smart glasses, like, it's slow and got that delay. Pitboy is really responsive. It's really fast. I didn't find myself using it very much. No. It's just kind of... It's gimmick. Yeah, in convenience. Well then you drain your battery on your phone. Yeah, it would rinse it. Yeah. It took my iPad down a couple of hours.

Have you seen those new phone cases? We haven't talked about this. The new phone cases were the Iphones with the hump on it. Yeah. It's really weird looking. You have a hundred bucks. It's like a mofie but made by Apple. Right. And you can like see the battery level as like a separate battery in the iPhone. And where's the hump on it?

On the back. On the back. But like in the middle or at the top. Yeah in the middle. Weird. Yeah I guess that's where the battery is. But it's like a soft silicone case. No, no.

It's like a hard case like the mofie. Not the 6 plus. There it is. Okay, I was picturing like a humpback. Oh, yeah. It's got a lightning connector on it, instead of like the little micro USB like a Mofi. That's pretty cool. What I read was that since it's made by Apple and it integrates with the phone that, you know, a Mofi, okay, this is going to sound really stupid. A Mofi works by like charging your phone, right? Yeah. That, this, since it's made by Apple,

your phone runs off of that battery when it's active. Like, it doesn't have an on-off switch. Oh. Just, that's it. Yeah, it can, it's being used as an external battery. Is that better or what? For the same. I like being able to control in the batteries being used.

Well, they say that, supposedly, it doesn't go through another charge cycle of your onboard iPhone battery. Since it's running off of that battery and just. It just drains slower. Right. So you're just going through one power cycle, one recharge cycle instead of two. I heard a rumor. I don't know if this is like if there's anything to back this up, but that the next iteration

of the iPhone is going to have a lightning cable for headphones now What do you think about that Bernie? I think usually rumors rumors about the iPhone tend to be true That's what I think that's what I think yeah, the port is no longer a headphone port but a lightning cable I didn't care about that until my headphones broke the other week And I just had to buy a new headphones and now I hope they stick with mini stereo Well, it's just like I don't use the iPhone headphones ever Well, the the iPhone that the new iPhone will come with those headphones. I seem so yeah

Yeah, the iPhone when you get those headphones always comes with that. Yeah, but you'll break those immediately But also like what if you don't like using those like I personally like using the headphones that cover my whole ears Especially on planes Listen, I don't like the lightning cable. I wish that the Apple would move to the micro USB because everything else I own in my house. The cable is great. It works in either way. That doesn't matter. How many times will the other one will you let the convenience of that is destroyed by the fact that I have to have a special cable?

A micro USB cable, a special cable. No, I already have micro USB cables for everything else. For what? Let's find controllers. Okay. What? Try to do a lot of devices. They have it. What's that?

Like those portable batteries you could bring for your phone. That's usually my... So one of my MoVy takes one? Two. Yeah. My heart is some of my hard drives take them. Not all of them, but some of them do. Hard drive from a 10 years ago, maybe.

What? I guess the most of them was a DE. That's a good point. Most of them I do have you sp3 and you stole that one for me What's that you sp3 cable? I did I did I hit do I have your cable what? You remember this? Yeah, you have to borrow hard drive. I lent you a USB 3 hard drive with a cable You can be back to the hard drive and I was like where's the cable you like yeah, I kept that That seems like a smart move I've like five devices that are lighting

What do you you have more you don't have one that takes the fucking iPhone cable though? Yeah What takes that my iPhone my iPad? My Apple watch you're Your Apple watch charger. We're talking about like the circle That's not a lightning cable it's USB to circle we need to wear some lightning part of that so no the circle and then you flip up the middle and you put those watch on it and this lightning cable into the back

no do you have a watch? fuck no is this a special cable you bought? it's a lightning cable is it but the charger like was it a is this the standard charger? yeah to what a circle did. Is it, but the charger? Like, was it, is this the standard charger? Yeah. It's a circle. Did you say it was a circle? I know it's a circle, but it's just a, and then it has the hoods and the hoods.

No, no, no, no, no, not that. The, the dog. Anybody over there? What dog? What are you talking about? What dog? They have no idea. Controllers lost.

There's no, there's no, there's no, that's not it. But it's, that's it. That's the symbol. That was real quick, but that was quick. That was quick, but that was quick. That was quick, but that was quick. That was quick, but that was quick. That was quick, but that was quick. That was quick, but that was quick. That was quick, but it's similar to the Apple. That was really quickly by Apple. Tell you something to somebody, the Star Wars would hold in their hands. It was like communicate with somebody in another solar system.

The remote for... Spoiler. Remote people in the Star Wars talk to each other. Apple TV remote and magic. You're staming all Apple products. I'm saying there's a lot of stuff. Only Apple products use a lightning cable. Of course, it's gonna name Apple products. I've got more devices with that cable than you do

I have a Nexus tablet that doesn't use it as well since you're gonna name your iPad I have a Nexus tablet which you have as well because we were given them as gifts Right did you know that I took mine from that conference where we're not supposed to say how much shit do you have? I like my head to her because I was no easy you are you serious? What I ended up with I ended up with like three Nexus tablets. I was given his gizmo. I'm gonna do it either. Give it to your friend Barbara.

Use it for anything. Use it for anything. I had to, it's like another device I don't need. You could like go back to the wall and just have it crossly running the Q app. That way it's like your light switch. That's what you have that. Do that already.

That's why I bring it up. Hey, let me, let me say this though. Let me say this though. We were at an event where everyone there got Nexus tablets. It was like 100 people. We all got Nexus tablets. And it was really cool.

And we had to like follow along the presentations that day on the Nexus tablet. And they said, oh, and you can keep yours at the end of the day. It was like, oh, that's really cool. Gavin goes. And Gavin's like, ah, leave it in the hotel room. Now, if they'd have said, OK, everybody, some of you will be able to take home the Nexus tablet.

But Gavin was not the list of people who got to take home the tablet, he would have been infuriated. Even though he didn't want it, you would have been infuriated if you had not- Oh, just from principle. Yeah, just like, I'm a bit miff now, didn't want the thing. Now, it's honestly, it's like if you gave me like a... I don't know, I'm naming another phone. I just wouldn't use it, I'd stick with my iPhone. Samsung 6. Yeah, I just wouldn't use it. I'd stick with my friend. Sam Sung 6.

Yeah, I just wouldn't use it. I mean, I'd probably just give it to someone. But my next, you wouldn't give that to anybody. Yeah, you wouldn't bring that back, you know, to it. Honestly, we got so much junk from that junk trip that I think I couldn't fit it in or something. I had a first, by the way, if we had a group of friends that all group messages each other,

and it was about 10 people on the group message. Everybody was iPhone, because it was blue. And I was like, this is a good group of fans. You stick with them to solve it. You could leave group messages now, can't you? Well, you can mute them and leave them, yeah. Yeah, you can name them and everything. You can make people chat.

You need to not be able to lose them. I mean, leave them. Yeah, you can leave it, you can name it, all that stuff. There was nothing more annoying than getting looped into a fucking group chat that you don't want to be a part of. It's like, great, now I'm gonna. You're it all that stuff. There was nothing more annoying than getting looped into a fucking group chat that you don't wanna be a part of. It's like great, now I gotta-

You're your phone, I gotta deal with my phone or making noise, because people are saying, people don't give a fuck about her saying shit, I don't care about. We were talking about something like, like everyone was, and I was kinda just watching the conversation go by and it was like back and forth

about bunch of people and then you chimed in and you just said unsubscribe. That's all you wrote right. Fuck man. I hate that shit. I hate being looped in a conversation I care about. So like every day of your life, every day of my life. This right now. Yeah, this podcast is the past seven years of my life.

So fallouts good. I give it one point less because of the stupid settlement. I don't like being told when I one in the middle of a quest that another Another quest is started and then I failed it I've never gone to one. I just let him do it Yeah, and then it's like I don't like me told I'm failing a question when I honestly don't want the fucking quest to be Do you really have 80 minigames? I can find out how many have it. I have not used one not one. I even have and it's like saying oh, there's this really fun

Gun I'll just put it away and not use it because I'm gonna wait until I fight the big boss at the end of the game Which is like a big monster whatever that I know it's good See this with doom did to me doom taught me yeah to sword all my fucking weapons You know I did it way you plays way better. I admit it Do you know I did in the final boss bow, but I use mini nigs because I still had so yeah right now I'll use them. I How do you like in that game when you want to craft many nukes how many lightning cables does that take? Is that like four I?

Even have a special fat man that how do you judge it does a radiated it is that it does a radiated damage as well Which I like it's a nuke it's it already comes with some radiation damage, doesn't it? Yeah, I like an irradiated fat man. Because when you fire it, like the God-g-a-countless does. I have the best weapon in Fallout. What do you have? I have a sniper rifle that has a range of about 220 and it does 20 points of area damage because the bullets explode when it hits something. Why did you get that? I just I just found the base sniper rifle and then like took all my mods off of everything else and then loaded This thing on it's like it's perfect. It even like it's got that maybe got in the recon scope

Which is the like the lowest scope where when you zoom in on somebody it tags them and then you can see wherever they go from that point on Yeah, I love that I have a shotgun that can hold all of its ammo in the chamber. Oh, yeah, so you never have to It's an endless one. I call the name that my pistol that does that bottomless. Yeah. And then I found a shotgun, but I have one that's got a damaged modifier that like way better. I have a double barrel shotgun that does 15 points of incendiary damage and light sings on fire too. That thing's fucking awesome. I love that game. It's good. The problem I have with the settlement building is I can never build walls in a straight line. I feel you. It's like, oh, I built this house. It's slightly skewed. It's not on the foundation. You get that last corner and it's like this. Yes, like, fuck, why

doesn't it snap like it does snap though? It does snap, but it's like, why doesn't it snap in a straight line? I don't know. Just play the Sims a few times for practice. It'll be good to go I believe me I've got plenty of experience with the Sims Yeah, but I'm gonna go get it don't eat that again. I'm with you. It's like I don't like like if I get to an end of a quest I'll kill a family or anything like that But if I walk into a town and some dude does that then in BC does the walk by where they look at you when they walk by and they go They go nice clothes. I'm like thanks

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I did. I had a... Where were you sitting? Because I was sitting front left. You were like right behind us, I think. You were right behind us, I think. You were right behind you, I think. You were right behind you, I think.

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He wasn't shitty front. He was right behind us. Who was? So gab was next to bling no, I was next to playing. Oh my god We were sitting in that row. That's right before the break. Yeah, Gavin was behind us. So you were in the okay front Yeah, that's where I was. It was in the okay front I was right next to Josh and he was in the row behind us Josh Lenning him. I was next to Tim. Lenningan. So who? Guess who? So someone I know bought tickets for us to go to the movie and I just ended up, I guess, ended up going with someone else.

What did he say? I don't know. What does that mean? To explain that. Wait, are you not? Someone I know, like someone who left it, like, when the tickets were on sale, it was like, hey, I bought a bunch of tickets, do you want some? I was like, yeah, sure, I'd love to go with you. And then just, are you talking about Bernie? Yeah, I'm talking about Bernie. I was wondering why you had to say that. You know what I had in my tickets. What happened your tickets? Why didn't you, I texted you. You never replied. That was it, right? I'm just saying.

You have not replied to my texts. You know what happened to those Cuz I think I too I could use the tickets either because we moved them the all hands meeting to Friday And it was it'll my tickets were 11 30 on Friday morning. Oh I know what time they were so I so mark I ended up taking all my tickets and I said well our all hands meeting is there he goes I'm new I can skip that So he skipped and went with his dad. I even texted Bernie earlier that that week like hey Are we still going to Star Wars on Friday? Oh? No reply no reply Let me see my point the fucking showings were all sold out for the whole weekend Because what the whole company went on satay, but they weren't any availability

You think Bethany wouldn't open up to seats for you It was when you're if I didn't go It's like a diva that hurt in the butt. You skipped Star Wars. We had yet look at it here today 7.31 p.m. We you still planning on seeing Star Wars this Friday. You asked me about your tickets. That was the follow-up question Well, just ask the real question next time and then I extend more stuff and it's just like no reply Yeah, why'd you phrase it like that? Because I was like, I don't know want to see if she's not gonna be presumptuous about I can get tickets for you. Right. I get it. Well, the screening on Saturday was great. Okay, I just replied to you. Cool. I said, no, we moved to

a meeting. I can't. So I you're not bad at texting. Ever since you come back. Yeah, I want to say that. So I wanted to say I'm lining you with my phone anymore. I want to say where this conversation. You run a business. I don't run it. You also have friends. I Give you a run it all time. That's basically my job now. I don't like my phone after being 30 days without my phone It's just like I just want to get away. I'm excited to do that at Christmas. I'm just gonna chuck in a drawer Chuck in a drawer, dude. Do it. Keep a lightning cable in there

Chuck it and draw it dude. Do it. Keep a lightning cable in there. Hey friend, I'm a lightning cable now. I'm so used by what you charge your Apple Watch with. Let me ask you this. Don't confuse me. Do you charge your Apple Watch with the cord that came in the box with the Apple Watch?

No. I charge it on the dog. What? What dog? Is that it? Yeah, nothing. You bought, that's $79. There was a gift.

Okay, there, Lightning cables. From yourself? Honestly, my cat chews so many of the regular cables. He literally sniffs it, takes one bite, he'll just be like, and it won't work anymore. And I bought like four of them. It's like this sucks. So you bought a dock?

Well now I have loads of Lightning cables. I can go through lightning cables that you wouldn't believe. The specific Apple Watch cable, they're expensive, they're like 30 bucks each. There was 79 bucks right there. Yeah, but if I have that, also as a gift. Also, if I have that, I've already lost. What? What recently came up with you? What recently came up that people would be giving you a gift for? Your birthday? The watch was a gift. When was your dock? Because the cat had to get the idea of the watch, then the cat had to eat the cables.

I had that watch first, the one you're wearing. Yes. And because I wanted the cheapest one. Yeah. And then Tony bought me this nice one. For your birthday? Yeah. So I gave her my old one.

So I already had a watch for a while. She watched you the watch and the dock? Yeah. So I gave her my old one. So I already had a watch for a while. She watched you watch in the dock? Yeah. So the dock came from turning. Free birthday. Yes, that's what you're saying. I said he's being evasive about what the fucking dock came from. So we were sitting in this row and Gavin was right behind us.

What did you think about the Star Wars? Star War. I thought the Star War was great. I loved it. And you thought it was okay. I thought it was really, really, really okay. That means, that's like saying five out of 10. No.

Where would you rank it in terms of all the other Star Wars? That is an excellent question, Barbara. Let me answer that question for you. I would say my ranking is 4 5 7 6 also mentioned turn to the Jedi and then I really after that I can't tell the people to part well sleep in the third one So what's the new order for watching the movies 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 4 5 6 1 2 3 7

4 5 6 7 and burn 1 2 3 I've had the new one is 1 4 5 6 7 4 5 6 1 2 3 7 4 5 6 7 and burn 1 2 3 I've I've had the new one is 14 5 2 3 6 and you forget what and you forget the first one. Yeah, I know the worst one of those those. I know he's talking about though. What's that? Three's the worst out of the prickles. Three's pretty bad. I would say Jar Jar is really bad. I would say the order goes 3 2 1 for me. There's so much stuff I'm gonna talk about with this. That's right. I can't just guess hasn't seen it yet. And I'm sure you've had it spoiled, right? You must have it.

Yeah, I've had most of it spoiled at this point. We like spoiled. We still is. I got a major plot point spoiled for me, but I still really enjoyed it. Yeah, I think I've still been spoiled. I give shout out to Ashley. She totally took the hit and she like read all the spoilers coming across on YouTube comments and then added to all of her channels, added those to the filters. Like most of the major spoilers. She has a really fun plan. Let's go to do people who are spoiling it

I know she's got something when she gets in brewing Yeah, so can you filter anything from YouTube comments? It's apparently actually knows YouTube really well. You could filter certain phrases and words She's showing me stuff all the time. I'm gonna fill to slimo slomo. Bannett slomo But I don't know here's how I feel about the new Star Wars movie. It was pretty really good. Really okay. Yeah, it's really super okay. I mean, it was really like awesomely okay. I mean, it wasn't okay. Look at it. Look at the movie. No, there's brilliant. It has some of the best Star Wars moments ever.

It's a visual masterpiece. Visual masterpiece. masterpiece. I can't believe the amount of money they made opening weekend Was a 238 million dollars 528 million worldwide? That's such a crazy amount of money to pull it like I know they open it 4100 theaters, right? But it's like I Should have done the math ahead of time. I should have figured out an average ticket price 4100 theaters How many times those theaters showed that movie over the weekend? Yeah, I know. To hit that amount of money, it must have been like non-stop.

I had tickets to four different screenings, or I had four different sets of tickets, one, two of the sets were to one screening. So I had tickets to three screenings. Yeah, do I have tickets? Yeah, I'd guess a ticket. Can you get my name? I had 12 tickets to that one screen.

There's 12 empty seats of that thing. Anybody who wanted the us could have claimed them You were whatever told us I told I told people I think it worried if you told people that nobody would have been that meeting I know that's true. Oh, were they all for Friday morning? They were all Friday 11 30 and then I also had Sunday after it But after JD and that was for me and JD and Teddy the go see it Teddy got a little bit of fever so he couldn't go to the screening we have for Richard Heath. But the next day JD didn't want to go to see it again. And I didn't want to see it again either.

It's very long. Absolutely wants it again. It's very, very long. So it's in like two hours, five minutes? What is, it really felt like three hours? It did not seem long to me. I was entertained throughout. Two, 27, really?

Two, 16, two, 16 minutes. Two hours, 16 minutes. And probably a little less with credits very well deserved very good movie super very good and I gotta say this I'm really happy they took back that title from Jurassic World It's 20 times the movies that Jurassic Yes, you see that little picture that they tweeted today. Yeah, they were giving like a little metal to the bd8 Hmm of like congratulations on breaking our record. Something about robots is so funny in movies, especially mute robots.

There's so much humor to be had in a robot that can't speak. Do you agree? I'm just fascinated by movie robots. Like, even though the one in interstellar could talk, I love that thing. That's a task thing. It's great.

He's the best part of the movie. What was Charles's friend called? I never remember that other one. Tars. It's great. He's the best part of the movie. What was Tars' friend called? I never remember that other one. Nars. No. No. He was like, cold or... Yeah.

Flink cold? Oh fuck. I love it when it comes. Nars. Yeah, it was great. Tars was great. And like his sock has a meter and like he missed out. Yes, he was setting.

The way that thing moved was also really interesting. Yeah, it was really cool. Tars in case. Case. Case. Yeah, cool case. Same thing. They were all, they was a four letter name. I knew that.

Yeah. But I'll, I'm with you. I like all the artificial characters in everything. Um, like that DBA thing was adorable. Like I totally, you play Halo to watch Cortana. Like I'm, I'm very, very little interested in Master Chief and more so in Cortana. Her character's way more interesting to me.

So you're more interested in the non-human, trying to act human than like the human who's been stripped of his humanity essentially? I like Fallout, because Fallout's got a lot of artificial intelligence stuff in it, which I just really, I like it a lot. I've always thought it's really cool. I love, I want to make, oh, maybe it's probably,

or it's something, already made it. I want to know about every single vote in the Fallout universe. Oh and like Talk to JD what the experiments were in each one. Yeah, fascinating Especially the ones you can explore like this one hole like you can really delve into that Vault in Fallout 4 where they're Experimenting on disease and stuff. There's that mole red disease. Yeah, 81 evolve anyone fascinating I think that's my favorite part of the game actually. Well, that was a fun one because I went into it and I'm like, what's wrong with this

vault? I couldn't figure it out for a while and you have to leave and come back before you can figure out what was wrong with the vault. Yeah, you have to find the cat. Yeah, you have to find the cat. That's where I send you out to get the cat. Right. And you can't advance until you do.

And it's like one of those things, it's like every vault has an experiment that kind of led to the downfall of the vault. But this one in particular was designed to kind of destroy the vault. But then what the the thing was like behind the walls and everybody back there died. So the people living in the vault, the vault operated as it should because and if you read all the terminals, you realize that there was men of the loads of people behind that in the second half of the vault. But the guy refused to like notify the people to show up. Is that what it was only three showed up I thought they should make it in he just didn't know if he like he sabotaged the the alert system

And so only the people who just happened to be running and one guy who showed up early made it and you actually find their bodies in there Hey did the did the overseer the first overseer of the vault that overseer knew about the experiment right? Yeah Wow, so crazy. Yeah, basically I don't think I've been there if you just read all the terminals Like read everything and all the terminals in that vote and it's just fascinating That's that's the interesting thing about that game to me is that there's all that Stuff that has nothing to do with the game. It's just like flavor text and you can just spend hours reading stuff That's nothing to do with the game. You don't yeah, you could play the whole game and never read a single one, but it's just like this whole other universe. It's just a really fleshed out crafted.

And when you get to the end of that, you see there are three lockers tipped over. And I guess the robot which outlived all of the scientists just dumped their bodies and like put flowers on them and all. It's like, oh, Cury did that. Yeah. And one one scientist outlived the others by several years. Yeah, he was the last one she saw die And like it's a big part of old age by the my my favorite you're talking about Curie my favorite Robot you encounter and fall out for is professor good feels. Yeah, I haven't found him sent him away Professor good feels is the best what do you get him? He's an assailment. He's in the sunshine trading company I believe so what's it then called? It's all all the way out west

It's north of Fort Hagen. He's like a hippie robot that just goes it walk. They just floats around saying whoa Could he be a companion? No, good lord. You put a bullet in him pretty quickly Did you find the bit where there's a bunch of robots racing? Yes. And you can hack the computer and donate. Yeah. That's cool. But those are really cool things that happened to me where there was this, I can't remember what the location was, where they were talking about a computer program they had that was analyzing, doing all the data analysis for different outcomes of the war.

And then they started to realize that the program was a little bit sentient. So then they tried to move it and they a little bit sentient, so then they tried to move it and they tried to make it mobile and put it in like some kind of mobile device. And the whole experiment was then getting that done. And then later I ran into that robot. Like she works at the railroad. Oh, it's Pam. Oh, yeah.

And there's a whole. There's a whole location where it's all about her and her story and her any other... And then you just run to her and go, oh that's Pam! I know exactly who that is! I had the weirdest thing happen where I was just out in the wasteland very early on and I was trying to see... I can see an enemy on my mat but I couldn't see it so I was hitting vets and I locked on to something like way over here in the distance. I was like, what is that? There was like some woman in the distance. So I just put where's that? And it was like some woman in the distance. So I just put a bullet in her. Like she was in some mission.

How did you do? I put a bullet in her arm and it didn't kill her. And I was like, no, she can live. About maybe 80 hours later, I ran into her in a completely different area. And she still had like a smidgen of health from where I shot her. Really?

They track all that stuff. And I talked to her and she didn't, she didn't have any hard feelings. No, she'd be probably hidden Yeah, I didn't know who the hell shot her. I just love that it kept her health It's crazy. Well, that's what that's why my always a bit of my just saving and loading takes so long in that game Because we got back the more you play. Yeah, it's like just more and more Data that it's that's collected well you've dealt with that too because back in a living you loaded that town up with melons

Oh Christ, yeah, and then you could never go back there. That frame rate, dude. In a similar fashion, that robot racing area is broken for me. Because I was like I got there and was you know, did whatever with the robots was fighting the raiders there. And then like for some reason, my screen just like

froze for five seconds. Then like this weird color came over the whole screen. I was like, oh, shit, the game crashed. And then like the color snapped back to normal. I was like, oh, that was weird. And I realized that I had fallen like, waste deep into the ground. And I was like, this is weird. And I could just float through all like the geometry in that area. Doesn't work for me anymore. I just float. there's like a house, we have to kill someone. I just float it into the house, float it up, shot him,

float it right back down, and it's like, oh, the rest of the world works fine for me. Thank you. You're going back there, it's ruined. That's a very different area. I actually took a video, I took a game DVR of it, you can watch it on my thing, but it's like, I just stopped clipping through stuff.

Yeah, you were going a good neighbor. Yeah. Yeah, like, if I saw this, if I told you you're watching all your clips. Why you always watch your JVs? I don't know, you were going to good neighbor. Yeah. Yeah, like if I saw this if I told you watching all your clips Why you always watch your jade's I don't know We just we we'd like we pause and do that like hey, let's watch our friends clip. Let's be able to make videos out of that right What's that we must be able to make a show out of that just like a little clips of like this is our adventures and fall I save stuff all the time

But basically yeah if I turn left out of good neighbor I can walk straight through the wall and there's just like a bunch of crap. There's not that Always still there. Yeah, yeah, see for there's not that. Always. Still there. Yeah, same for me with that racing area. It's like, oh, it's fucked up because I like that area. I like that idea so much. It's kind of broken for me so I can't really ever fully enjoy it. I started playing, again, I'm playing my second run through on PC. Because I have a nice PC now and I want to play in like 4K and ultra-contained.

Oh my god, yeah, I'd watch GD play Skyrim overnight. It is like 10 times better. You are such a fucking snob. The other day Gavin texted me, I guess you got a steam link or something because I have a steam link and he was asking me questions about it. No I was thinking about getting one. Oh you're thinking about getting it. Okay so he's like I have one and I'll give it to you. He was like can you can you stream 4k resolution via steam link? I was like no it does 1080. I know type of 1080 9 is like oh's good. It's got 9x for pixel Be helpful I felt bad cuz there's a sun there. I was like, oh, you just I was walking to HB answering you and like fucking buying shit

So fucking button next to it. You know what I meant It was just funny. How would you rate the Star Wars movies? Totally circling back to 5. 5. 5 first. Everyone wants to put Empire first. I like Empire the most. I get to you like the most.

I think I like the Hoth Battle. Like for a sense of grand battle stuff. Really? Yeah. Like that was when I was a kid and I watched those movies, that's what always stood out to me. That was Star Wars to me. Was the battle on Hoth.

Well, to me it's a a trend to run in four. I'm going through like, that's one thing I was one of the complaints I have about Empire. I'm pairs of great movie, but there's no major space battle in it. There's the Hoth battle. But that's it. Let's know Star Wars. There's no war on the stars. Yeah, you put my mind with Star Wars today. Oh my god. Yeah, and we're like the only people I guess in the world who didn't know this.

I thought you blew his mind. I did? How? He was sitting behind you. No, no, he was sitting there behind you. No, because you tweeted about a C3PO's leg. Yes. Sing silver. Yes, so C3PO, it turns out, has a silver leg. And has had a silver leg ever since episode four ever since the character day I watched the whole of episode four last night I didn't

notice his leg was silver and I showed you the opening and sure enough he's got a silver leg I was showing you can pictures obviously you making this up the bottom of this leg is not shown all the time no it's not shown all the time but it's he's got a silver like did you know that I mean I You asked me earlier what color he was and I said gold and you're like well He has a silver like and then once you say that was like oh, I think I remember seeing that return of the Jedi So I must have seen it so much I didn't know ideas you want silver leg in the new one does he have us? He's got it. I didn't know about it till today. So I mean I didn't I didn't think about looking at it when I was watching he you know

He got other stuff He comes with a penis this time crazy. It's a very strong. They hate each other who? Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker. Oh, yeah, I think so. I think Kenny Baker specifically doesn't like Anthony Daniels Who does Kenny Baker boys? Archie, you're talking about him. He's in the A2D too, I think. Yeah, he's the dude in it. It's gonna be really difficult. It's like your characters are Defined and spend almost all their time together on screen. Yeah, it was like this fucking movie

You've been working on for 40 years years fucking series to keep running into this asshole You don't like yep, it's pretty like punch in a kickin' of all the time So is he actually in the in the suit the C3Pi suit or is he just voice? Antidial sitting like this the whole time he sets C3PO. Oh Sorry, I'm thanks to the other guy. No, can you make us in the suit? Yeah, in the R2G2. He's in there. Yeah, he's a little guy They didn't hire him for the voice. People, boom. He's a, yeah, he just says the voice bar. No, he's a little guy.

Okay. He's a little person and he's a, was one of his ultra fake. I thought, I thought that little people, huh? Go on. What is the tip? What's the correct term? You got little people, that's right. I go right there. Look at that death star.

I thought I have like a reduced lifespan, but that guy little people. That's right. There you go. Look at that death stare. I still have like a reduced lifespan. That guy's 80. He's 80? Yeah. Yeah. He's old. He's old. Wow. Like, whoa. See, Professor Goodfield's. Whoa. Like, whoa.

That's crazy. That's old. Yeah. On any scale. That's sad. It's weird to think about like how young those people were you know the actors were in the original episode four when it came out and and just how fucking old Mark Hamel though like he went through some rough patches in his life he did not look so good he looks really good now I don't have some pictures of him on the yeah I guess with the red carpet for the premiere.

Damn, that guy's lost a lot of weight. What do you do there for? Yeah. That's cool. You getting away from the phone, huh? No, no, I'm trying to look up something about. I'll tell you later. Much of it's appropriate or not.

Alexa? Do you ever see, there was, there's like, I guess when Star Wars came out, originally, in the late 70s, early 80s, tops made collectible trading cards for Star Wars. There's that big, like urban legend, that the C3PO1 has like a dick on it. You ever heard this?

I see you would call something about that, yeah. But it's obviously, if you look at it, it's just the way he's standing. It's just like there's something behind it. But looking at it, yeah, it looks like there's like a gold dick in C3PO's crotch. I'll see how you find it. Oh my.

So I was actually looking at the CDVPO dick in your Google search day. I was having that permanently. Is that it? Oh yeah, there it is. Oh, there we go I was like an oil can Yeah, thank you. Thank you for I think it's just looking for that. It's just a reflection of the light. I even notice he had a silver fucking leg

I'm gonna notice that he's got a faux dick. I think you would notice I was really really confused. I was watching some starting to watch with the Star Wars movies and all of them. Yeah good luck with that. I wish all of them. I got them on Blu-ray last night. One thing coming out of episode 7, which by the way One thing I'm worried about with episode 7 is in not spoiling thing for guys Episode 7 chronologically actually feels more like episode 10. What? Because the amount of time that has passed and the events that take place between Return of the Jedi and episode 7 is a significant amount of stuff happens. It's almost like they left an entire trilogy's worth of stuff on the table. Would you think that a lot of stuff happens between episode three and episode four?

It seems like there's quite a bit going on there as well. It doesn't look like any major character stuff happens. It doesn't seem like a lot of world stuff happens, but not a character stuff. It's like three and four. Wasn't it like 20 years or so? Between three and four was, I mean, Luke Skywalker becoming a baby and turning 22.

So it's about 20 years. Yeah. But nothing happens with Luke Skywalker at that point in time. He just like grows up on Tanto. So this is your first Star Wars episode that is the same as its release number. Yeah, it's true. It's the seventh episode. Yeah. So I was confused. I was watching the fourth one. Go ahead. And they have that because it's the Blu-ray. So I'm only watching like the remastered, like the redidled ones. And Jabba the heart is in it. Oh, and I was in CG. So I was like, man,

I wonder how they did this in the original. And I realized it was cut from the original. Oh, it was. Yeah. And the footage is just a Han Solo talking to some guy. It's a fat Scottish dude. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so was he was Jabba the heart meant to be a human or was that just a pre visual effects? No, the guy was in costume. If they had a cat- He was, yeah. So it was just some like they didn't know he was a slug or whatever the forever is. No, that was like for return to the Jedi they had this character Jabba who never had

appeared on screen. And so when they got to show Jabba finally they were like okay we'll make him something cool. By the way, some of you were successful and they had maybe more budget. Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense though because he's like a short Scottish dude. So Harrison Ford is looking down into his eyes and they see Gia Jabba the Hut over it. And his eyes are at peace. So he's just staring his chin and the islands all off.

They should have just not included that in the middle. The worst part is left that would be cut. The worst part of that scene to me is when Han walks behind Jabba the Hut and steps on his tail and then the Jabba's eyes get all big like the fuck a keys Jabba's here shaking Han Solo down and Han Solo steps on his tail like as a fuck you and it's like oh no, that's okay You know I'm a Jabba the Hut supposed to be like a bad gangster. Oh Yeah, who's about to kill him? He's like oh he stepped on my tail. It's okay. He couldn't change the animation

I think there's yeah, there's the dude. And there's two versions of him. That's the first remastering and then they remastered him again to look different after that. I've been doing a list of them. So basically they digitally lift Harrison Ford up when he walks behind and it looks terrible. It looks terrible. It looks like it's really, really terrible. You know what? Didn't look terrible? All of episode seven. I'm at the point now. I i can't tell there's stuff in there episodes that looks terrible like what snokes it looks terrible snokes will be which characters what well i'll just say

snokes looks terrible well he's projection isn't he yeah right he's projected from the set of Lord of the rings of parallel that's where he's projected from he looks terrible He looks so there's other CG characters in that that don't look terrible. He looks fucking terrible So it was the BBA a real real driveable droid. Yes, CG It's made by the guys that make a sphere Oh, they designed it because there was one shot by the robot you can buy it Well, no one I mean it's it's combination I'm sure there's some shots I'm when he did like a Star Wars celebration this past year

they brought like one of the ones that they shot with L on stage like that's when they unveil like oh it's a real mechanical thing that moves around yeah because there's one shot where I because I was trying to decide whether he's CG I assume he is when he's like stuck to the walls and stuff but the camera pushes in really quickly on it and there's a pull focus, but it kind of loses him halfway through, so he kind of goes out of focus and comes back in. And I was like, man, if he's CG, that is amazing attention to detail.

They'd like make it look like a real camera flub, but I guess it was just real. It was like a... It might go. Then there's also ones that are puppeteer versions of it, I'm sure, that some of them are CG. I mean, there's real people in the movie that they turn into CG for certain shots, you know, that happens all the time. So why not? Right. Sometimes it's more practical to just fake it. You know, it's a horrible choice too in that job of the Hudson that they added into episode four. Yeah, episode

four. Is that the memory happens at the end of that that scene. Oh the boba fit. So boba fat comes and makes a cameo And you like looks right into the camera. He does like a full aside take like spites the lens But they know did they know who he was at that point? I was at just some Listen, let me take some but there's boba fat and asshole and that's the But then later as when it's worse like they're while walking off screen and he turns it looks right into the cat He stops in the dead center of the frame and looks into the cat Does he not have his helmet on? No, he does yeah, he just looks like this

Like so what was the point was that just because Boba Fett may be his character like everybody last time to like this cult character as being this like really totally awesome badass character Who does nothing who dies in the stupidest way possible? He does, Boba Fett does nothing, he does nothing who dies in the stupidest way possible does both of that does nothing does nothing the whole time he doesn't even capture hands solo Darth Vader captures hand solo and gives him the Boba Fett Boba Fett tracks them off the start to go to his hands out with garbage and follows like he's basically a glorified taxi driver with someone says follow that ship so what do people like him a lot? I have no clue Gavin

I have absolutely no Like that's pretty much it there it is Fucking scream I mean you can't really spike a lens if you can't see your eyes He could be looking right past it dude. I know it's a bunch of crap in four you can it ruins it You could totally see the guy's eyes behind the helmet. Oh, yeah Darth Vader's helmet. Yeah past it dude I know it's a bunch of crap in four you can it ruins it you can totally see the guys eyes behind the helmet oh yeah Darth Vader's helmet yeah like sometimes like the light catches it and it looks red on the inside and I was like is it they tinted red and then I realized it's just the guys cheeks like

yep with through the tin you can see his face that's like yeah that's one of these I was really surprised they didn't remaster is like covering up Darth Vader's eyes and yeah maybe more effort on that unless I put on lifting Harrison Ford up Do you think putting stupid fucking do-backs into the movie? Who gave a fuck? Well, like making his head minute Darth Vader is Luke's father is like the biggest spoiler in history. I think so That bigger than Bruce Willis being dead. I think it's weird thing like when people came like the generic spoiler Like then out of the generic spoiler is and he was a ghost the whole time you know what I mean like people say that it's

right now it's Nick killed stumbled or and it might be it might have been replaced by that but like for years and years it was it was the uh I'm your father you know that was a big twist but it's just like I don't know I can't wait to see seven someone talking about something something I like how that quote also has been like said wrong and so like so many times over the years People think it's like Luke I am your father, but it's not that quote. Yeah, what does he say? I'm your dad You killed my father goes no, I'm your father. I think I You You don't say Luke I am your father. You so worried if I get it wrong

I do like the idea of Jonathan are going no, I am your father you so worried if I get it wrong. I do like idea of death Here go like no, I am your father. I think 22 tests are in control this on your cheek, dude Anyway, there's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of stuff also I understand they want to abandon the whole expanded universe stuff. Yeah, but there are some fucking good things in the expanded universe or whatever the fuck you want to call it well like the Clone Wars what no no what no, yeah, no, I don't think clone wars is considered expanded universe. I think that's cannon I think this is in canon clone wars dandy Tarkovsky series is not canon clone wars the anim the computer animated series is canon Which didn't didn't the what's his name? I say dandy Tartarkovsky Tartarkovsky. He's got a little bit of a previous right and

Yes way better in that animated series. I was talking to someone about this Grease and brother to get together be like what's greed most general? Revis the most overrated It'd be like what's green most general. He is the most overrated Revex over He's terrible. He's a Revex so terrible. Why is he the best character? From all first three movies.

He's caught. He's a cop. For Christ's sake. I mean he's got he's got the fight with Obi-Wan when they're on that whatever that's that ship that plan is that's that's a cool fight But when he spins the lightsaber. Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool. I have a question about he's been trained Darth Vader go so like when When Anakin gets all his legs and arm chopped off and he's like crawling on fire and melting in that spoiler spoiler they

Shove him in the Darth Vader helmet. Did they just have that thing lying around like what is that? Why does no one else have one? It was a special helmet that they were just saving It saves his life right you can breathe properly through it. Yeah, well What like it was really good? Just been put out and then they put the helmet on it. I don't know. It's good. Yeah. Yeah, right like There's no one else has that helmet. It's not like there's a pharmaceutical company making these like oh Did you just burn a life? Put this helmet on, you'll be okay.

I feel like there should have been, like at least a prototype first, like maybe save his life first, instead of just bung on a helmet and leave it on him for the rest of his life. And then scream, no. Is that the whole thing? Did you know that Vader is Darth Vader?

Is in Germany, it translates to father. Father, yeah. So, the people in Germany, when they saw the second movie, just go, and then it's Vata. Vata, yeah. And do you think they saw the second movie? They're like, yeah, okay. It's like, it's Doth Dad.

What you talking about? It's Doth Dad. When you do that the whole time, his name is Darth Vader for Christ's sake. Yeah, I'm gonna read this whole thing. Are you? Yeah, I am. What? When I'm not even this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by me undies.

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and then on the bottom of the bat to wood bat on the bottom it's his fuck face. Oh yeah. Yeah. I pulled it up here where we were talking about that earlier. Oh, didn't he not said that? I don't know. Like it's at the bottom there. It's burned in it.

This is fuck face. I mean, printed it. It's like you got a bot map. It's like little kids who like- Is it worth more? Uh, collecting me for- I don't think so, because I think like they just printed tons of them. Like they didn't cast you.

I just can't believe that- Fuck face. That slip through or that- He does look like a fuck face. Um, he's kidding. Oh, he's kidding. Oh, he's fine. Have you seen, there's a, there's a new series on, right lately, I've been really into,

like Netflix original series. I feel like Netflix really is amping it up. Like everything, everything that doing is really good lately. Like I've been watching Master of None. That's really awesome. Uh, but I haven't, I haven't started that yet. So I was gonna, so this this past weekend I was like, I'm either going to watch Jessica Jones or making a murderer. So I started watching

making a murderer, which is a series that's kind of like the jinx. I think I've heard it described as like the jinx meets serial. And it's a 10-part documentary series. Two of my favorite series of all time. It's really good. I highly recommend it. It's just like but it's it's the murder one or jinx. Making a murder. Both. Yeah, the jinx is also great. Jinx talked about that before. Making a murder is just so depressing and it'll beat you down with like how I don't know like how some people just can't win. It's just like the deck is stacked against them. There's no there's like no fighting system stacked against them. There's no fighting system. It's 10 episodes.

And like that's a whole thing. Like the Janks. Movie phone away from the mic running. It's making interference. Making buzz. So I just, I'm sorry, I'm going to interrupt your conversation, but I was just checking comments on Twitter. So I don't have my laptop today.

Every time it's weird, it's a contextual thing. If I check comments on my laptop, I'm engaged. But if I check comments on my phone, people are engaged, but if I check comments on my phone, people are like, put away your book and book, but I'm reading Twitter comments. Sorry, that I didn't mean to, that's what you sound like. I'm sorry you guys had to find out like that. That's what your voice is like.

But if you were saying that apparently the core Star Wars writing team has the ability to use things from the expanded universe to make them canon, but until that happens and they appear in a first party either TV show or one of the main movies, they're not considered canon. So what was which is upsetting because there's one thing that I would take out of the Spanish universe, it would have made Star Wars 7 even better than it was and that is that- What can I guess? Yeah, go ahead. I have not seen episode 7, but I'm gonna try to guess at what you think from the expanded universe would be a good addition. Go ahead to Star Wars. And I'm gonna guess to guess at what you think from the expanded universe would be a good addition go ahead to Star Wars

And I'm gonna guess that you slur me no No, no But you got it from the right you got it from the right set of books is They should have had a grand admiral throng as the head of what is the equivalent of the Empire in Inseem when I was when I was a kid and I first read the Timothy's on books, I always envisioned that as being what the next Star Wars would be. Me too. Would be the Empire in decline and a great leader trying to pull it together

to essentially mount a rebellion against the rebellion. Grant and Mothrawn is probably one of the best characters in the Star Wars universe that doesn't appear on screen ever because he's so he's so great in the books And there's a character that clearly could have been that character and they just didn't do it. It's like it's fucking who is this guy? It's it's it's it's like Dawson from Dawson's When they invalidated The expanded universe that is what I was most sad to see go was the Timothy's on books. I agree, although I didn't like that dark Jedi, the clone Jedi.

Oh, that was weird. Yeah, he was in this warme. I mean, there was stuff in that that was kind of garbage. I thought this warme was interesting. It's like, I mean, it goes back to like what we talked about with the Matrix years ago, was once you have a character that's all powerful, how do you stop that character? And the Matrix does it by removing Neo from the matrix. And Star Wars did it by introducing an animal that blocks the force.

And like a ferret. It's a ferret weasel. Kuala just not attached to the force. Like, and people wear them around their shoulders and they just block the force like a bubble. Yeah, so like there were stormtroopers who had like rigs like they would wear like baskets on them that had his slurmy that way they weren't affected by the force and they could fight Jedi. Right. I can't think of you just saying slurmy. It was like why can't I know? I never I don't know what you would have never seen like an artistic rendering of an Islamy. Like I have it in my head. I always thought of them

as lizards like iguanas. It's interesting you said fish of Google and see how it comes out. I imagine them to be a little bit like sloths. Like a cross between an ardvark and a sloth. It's sloths. Let's use close up. Odd fuck. It was, oh, or tapes Salamiar. Why is a L-A-M-I-R? I said Islami too, so I love you. It's furry lizard-like tree dwellers about 50 centimeters in length Yeah, I nailed it furry tweet tree-dollars. Tweedos Elisid with fur. No, he said lizard. I that's where's the fur on that fucking thing This is it. Yeah, y'all have to look it up. Sorry. Now we hear a furry tree-dweller. What are you thinking? I'm thinking soft Now we hear a furry tree dweller. What are you thinking? I'm thinking of soft

Furry I don't think this is like I guess lost. No, they're not really this would like I don't know. Anyway, they blocked force so and it was lame and that was was that pre-mitic Oriens say what's right? It was yeah, why did they put that in the mid-eccloreans? Yeah, that is one fucking line in How did they put that in? The mid-eglorance? Yeah, that's the one. That is one fucking line in episode one. And what are they like? Little creatures? No, they're like bacteria in your bloodstream.

Oh, it's in you. It's in you, yeah. So it's not around you. They're what connects you to the force. And they can test your life for a mid-eglorance with a lightning cable. A lightning cable. They're the lightning cable of the force.

And Qui-Gon-Gen, he tests Anakin Skywalker, little Anakin, and he tests his blood as his mid-accorean count is higher than any. And then all the stores fans went. It's horrible. It's really, it's like, I mean, I understand, go ahead, write it, go and shoot it. But somebody in the editing room has to go, why is this in here? Why are we doing this? Where did it come from? Are we going somewhere with the mid-chlorians thing?

It's like no, we're just sticking that in there to like fuck everything up. Completely remove the mysticism from the whole movie. It's crazy. It also was a terrible scene because it was very obviously one of those Gillette women's razors that he's using to test Anakin Skywalker. Do you remember that? It was like that round oval like women's razor at least to sell at the time and he like pulls it out and like, what the fuck does he have that razor? No budget for it. It's like this is like a huge blockbuster movie. He's whipping around this fucking razor talking about medical reasons. Maybe they were

trying to make you like the old ones where like a gun would be like they'd have to be a hairdryer and stuff. He made of like just household objects, but all. No, this was literally just a razor. Just a razor. Without the razor blade attached to it. Everyone of those prop dudes was just walking through like a CDS or something and they're like, perfect. Maybe the front-compost out.

You make that prop last night? He's like, uh, yeah, straight ahead. Yeah. It's like the guy you came up with a hot pocket song What? It's like he had a deadline to come up with a song and then they're like you have that jingle and he goes Is that real? No, I don't think you would ever let that be known of that were the case

What is it what's the whole song for hot pockets? Hot pockets. No, it's something it's like it has a question like what are you gonna? What are you gonna eat? Hot pockets. What are you gonna do? It has a question. It has a question, doesn't it?

Why? What you haven't? So, okay, do you have that picture again? By any chance for a medical orian tester? You're just gonna be a seven. You might have done that right. Hot pockets theme song. What you have in it? Hot Poggin's.

So look, there's the tester. Oh, you have it. There's the razor. Oh, yeah. That's exactly right. All right, I'm playing this. I'm playing this hot Poggin's theme song. That's right, I'm like, you're buzzing.

Put it in front of it. Right? It's going to buzz. That mean, Barbara. It's going to buzz, so put it in front of it. Put it in front of it right? It's gonna buzz. That means Barbara. It's gonna buzz so put it in front of it. Where are you gonna buzz? Where are you gonna buzz? Where are you gonna buzz? Where are you gonna buzz?

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Where are you gonna buzz? Where are you gonna buzz to that. I was up like maybe what you gonna eat What are you gonna burn your mouth on pocket that's very hard to get right They are you could you either like scold your tongue? There's like a big cold lump in the middle. Yeah, what's the best hot pocket? What do you what do you I like just plain old cheese? Just cheese and just cheese and pocket? Cheese and pocket. I'll give you some tomato sauce in there. Oh yeah, it says like a cheese pizza.

I always find like the ones with the meat and it like out of the pepperoni or like the little chunks of ham. Ham, ham and cheese one. I always want to be like, what would it be like to have a ham sandwich made out of that ham? Like just like you farm ham on a hot pocket and then make your sandwich out of it. Somebody did that with the injuries. They got rid of all the ice cream and they took the cookie dough chunks and made cookies with it. Oh, they were like they were awful.

Like they baked the cookie dough that comes in the cookie dough ice cream and it was just like these horrible monstrosits. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Oh man, that's a great question. I like I like ice cream a lot. It's not a flavor. I don't have a favorite flavor of ice cream. I was thinking it's different, because you're eating it. I ate it with my best color, but we played in Nintendo with accounts.

And I thought, oh cool, Boba Fedd. But it's like 1984 all over again. Boba Fedd is so fucking overrated. And I say that's someone who loved BobaFet for years and years. Well then you just realized one day that you in fact didn't. Yeah, he's just, yeah. I don't like him. Just like, I'm like, why do I like this character?

He doesn't do anything ever. He does nothing. Well it's like, it's like Master Chief in the first Halo. In your head, you remember him as a badass and he's like shooting everything. But all of his dialogue in his cutscenes He's just confused the entire time. Yeah, he's getting like he's like what what and then he runs off and he comes back He's like I bought this orb so now we can do the halo and then she's like idiot. You're gonna destroy the universe He's like

Halo Mezzahalo! Yeah, but there's there's there came up with a boba effect thing came up recently because there's a character in Seven that draws comparisons to boba fat and it's Anyway, the character is equally as Pfft, it's awful. I don't know. You're talking about me either. We really don't who's the most not nothing Nonsense garbage character in the new Star Wars movie? I don't feel like there was one. Okay, the character made such little impact on you?

That's why. Do I know? What's that? Who is it? Do you know, you saw the movie, I assume you would know it. Did I miss it? Yes. You could blink and miss this character in the movie.

And but the character was built up big time before the movie's being this fucking badass and I can't wait to see his character on screen It's like yeah, you can clearly you can wait three hours because that character's never gonna be on screen Oh, can you like now that to me when you off screen so I know who you are about guess I'm gonna say it I think I know who you're talking about who am I talking about are you talking about fastma what's about fastma? Hey, who's that captain fastma who's that again? That's the chrome stormtrooper. Oh Brianna tough. Yeah. Oh Literally nothing literally does nothing the entire movie Captain Fasma. Who's that again? That's the chrome stormtrooper. Oh Brianna Toth. Yes. Oh Literally nothing literally does nothing the entire movie. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. Yeah, I mean literally nothing very much talking about what a bad ass Fasma is gonna be and it's just like Fasma's just a gigantic turd of a character. It's like nothing. Nothing chrome pleated turd. I don't know if I call it that. And that's someone saying to you the day. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. That somebody who works under the works in the movie vlogging industry, they're film critic. I was reading where their articles, and he talked about how everyone they knew was really upset with Wendell and Christie in all the press junkens, because she didn't have anything to say about Star Wars. It was like pulling teeth to get her to talk about anything.

And like they don't know why she was being so difficult. Because she had nothing to say. She had literally had nothing to say. It makes no sense. Wait, you see it, Gus. It makes just, you know, I'm not ruling anything before you. No, no, no, no. It's a really nothing there.

I thought I've read some, some interviews and out the movies out with the guy who plays Finn, was named John Boyega. Yeah, he's great. Saying that he's really great. All of his friends thought he just had like a bit part because he wouldn't talk about the movie or he couldn't talk about it. And they were like, they decide like, oh yeah, you know, we know him. He's a shit.

He probably just has like some shitty walk on roll. And he's like, he said he felt super frustrated. He couldn't tell them like he was the star of the movie. He like pulls his helmet off at the beginning of the first trailer. And all his friends are like, Well, the other thing too is that he He got that in the one trailer showed him like lighting a lightsaber Yeah, which I think was like and showed him like being so happy at home watching that moment, you know

Mm-hmm, that's a pretty cool star-worst moment. Yeah, your character on screen lighting a lightsaber Yeah, but I'm not I'm not really anything for you for this the phasmith thing because there's nothing there All right, no more star wars I'm gonna see it. I'm gonna see it. There are some really I think phasma was like a Marketing misdirect and there are some there are some of the best Star Wars characters in this movie they did so I think I obviously haven't seen the movie yet So I'm not can't speak to this clearly, but I like that going in the movie There's still a lot of mystery about it. There were just a couple of trailers. Yeah

If anything the TV spots started over saturating it maybe a bit at the end, but really story Scenes from the movie is just the same footage used over and over I mean essentially they knew it's like it's a Star Wars movie You're probably gonna watch it. It's also a Star Wars movie that loves The original three movies as much as the audience does like the the movie loves them and treats it so well And like anytime they touch on anything that like came from 4 5 and 6 it just like Talks about it with high reverence and everything else. It's really awesome.

Did you have Daniel Craig's in it? Yeah he is. Oh I read that right before I went and saw it and I thought oh shit this is the one spoiler I'm going to get the Daniel Craig's in it but no where was he? He's a storm trooper. He's a storm trooper. Yeah and a pretty funny scene. Oh is he? Okay. All right I'll ask you about it later. Yeah that's it. Yeah. We're done. I don't want to like the whole, I don't want to disappoint anybody, but I think anybody who even knows who Phasma is based on the trailers has probably gone to see the movie by the time they're listening to this. That's also like it doesn't ruin anything. It does. It really does. And at some point we gotta start talking about this, because most people who are watching our podcast have probably seen people who are upset.

Well, what? damn it I didn't mute it fast enough fuck I was so close to not getting any spoilers well you know you're gonna see you're gonna get spoilers if you're like five days in the movie being out sorry buddy movies out and I feel like we haven't really said anything that's no I'm sure it's a fast enough well I mean you haven't seen it do you think anything he said is poorly yeah so there you, so there you go. Word of guess. May they meant the big one. The public fed isn't a shitty character. Like shit, I was going to go watch Jedi this weekend.

For the first time? Yeah, for the first time ever. That's actually, so the earlier I talked about how pissed off I was that I couldn't watch digital movies I owned on the Xbox because they were down early this week. And it was Star Wars. I was going back and rewatching the old movies. So I like Blu-ray man.

Yeah I mean well Blu-ray looks better but I figured it's Star Wars like it's an older movie like what a great old Blu-ray. What am I gonna miss like the fucking shitty job of the hut they added in and the goddamn due backs? I mean I'll get fuck about that stuff. No I know he's mad about Fas-man. So when I was watching it like after I watched episode four I saw saw like, it said, Play Trailer. It makes two, I was like, oh, do they have like an original trailer for, a theatrical trailer for Star Wars? So I hit that, and no, it's like, like this little 45 second sizzle as part of like the Star Wars digital collection. Like, oh, remember Star Wars? You know, here's a bunch of scenes from the movie. Like, oh, okay.

I was like, I'm curious to watch these for all the movies now. So I watched them for the original trilogy. And I was like, okay, you know, Star Wars, whatever. So I'm gonna watch the episode one trailer. No jar jar. He's like, okay, that's interesting. I'm gonna watch the episode two trailer. No jar jar.

He's like, okay, I'm gonna watch the episode three trailer. No jar jar. It's like, they cut these little sizzles for the prequel trilogy and each sizzle on it's own with four to five seconds, it's like, that looks like an okay movie. Yeah. I would watch it.

It's like they really cut around and cut out a lot of that stuff that you don't like. So when will they remaster the first, the prequel? Take out all jar jar. Not like nine jar jars. At the end with the droids, which I felt like so state of the art when it came out I think that looks a little dated now

Like they're seen with the green planes honestly blu-ray is the least forgiving on movies in there Yeah, man, where like it's like bad CG. Yeah, but like all the original Star Wars stuff Aside from the CG just looks so good like it looked Really good on blu-ray like you and I were just watching today To prove that see through pPO has a silver leg. We were watching the very first scene from Star Wars Episode four. And like that desk start coming over the top of it

that it's a full model, it looks great. Models always hold up, it looks great. Yeah, I was wondering if you made it right the first time. Yeah. Wasn't you who showed me how they did the scrolling text? No. Do you know how they did it? Glass, right? Yeah, they just filmed it with a camera. They had it printed. Yeah, well really? Yeah, they just have the picture of the camera on a rig and they just like move the camera down. Yeah. And they're filming the text and I guess they cut out the

background and put it on space. Yeah, a lot of stuff. They didn't look glass. Imagine that if like, oh, we've got a typo. Oh, is that how they did the scrolling text in Blaine's prank video? No, no. Can I? No, we have computers. Yeah, and I think like for like some of the X-Wing, like in the cockpit stuff, it's like guys sat on tables, and there are people under the table just like lifting it from the side.

So that stuff is so cinematic in the first one. Like there's like really subtle things that just like seal the deal. Like when it's that in their face shot where they're flying the X-wings and stuff. The stuff like a shadow of, like goes across his face as it turns. It's like, it's cool. Yeah, you'll never get there if it was just like

a room in a green screen. You never get like a nice shadow from a turn coming in. Cause the actual whole thing was turning with the lights. It's cool. Here's a gimbal. And it was trying. They might have faked the shadow too. I don't think I did.

Now they just add the shadow. Like some of the... Toiletful shadows legit or not? Add that in. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's crazy. It's like talking about the blame video.

It's like now, it's just like, it's a preset built into a piece of software to make that text crop. I know right. So you don't have to worry about bringing it on glass and you know, coming up with a cool way to do that. It's literally it's, oh yeah, you click on tool, you click on text, transform. Yeah. No, it's crazy because, you know, the visual effects industry, when something comes out and

it has some kind of revolutionary visual effect, it's a plug-in that next generation of post software. It's just crazy. It's good to, when something goes from this new technique that somebody invented to just press a button, move a slider, and just get it. It's just crazy. It's also, I mean, and then sometimes even just like if it's not software, even if it's just like a hardware

package, I think about in the Matrix when they had bullet time for the first time and like No one had really ever seen that before and then within a month it was like in a gap ad. Yeah, it's like oh, yeah We're just gonna do that. It's like now. It's just a hardware package you rent. It's like oh, yeah You want the bullet time thing? There it is. It's you rent it for the day That's you know, that's a kind of thing that said when we started doing doing Red vs. Blue, because we took a video game and made a movie out of it and we show out of it. And then it was like, Red vs. Blue got so popular. And then all of a sudden it was like a genre and everyone was doing this.

It was like, nobody was doing this before. Like nobody was like, this wasn't like a thing online where people do it. And then it was like, for like three or four years it was like, you know, oh, it's a Red vs. Blue style movie or it's a machine of a movie. I'm like, yeah, it's great that everyone else gets to do that, you know But it's just like such a pain the ass, but I get you know, I guess in a weird way. It's a compliment You want to pass me a beer? Yeah, which one you want? Yellow one and it really pissed me off when they were like people to like yeah, this is way better

I was like fuck off Like the codex Fire team Charlie fire team Charlie about fire team Charlie in years. You know the first uh How did that happen? You can't know. I didn't do anything. How did that happen? It's just sitting somewhere down the line someone fucked up that went all on your legs These are quick dry pants. So these are my raising amazing race pants. You have to that or they you drank too already 30 days on them dude. You're in a hard I'm I got a low

opinion of myself no these are my raising raising raise raise raise raise raise bar all the pockets these zip off into shorts really easily too you got leg sleeves we all have dance trousers do that all right it's about time in the summer hey how are you oh Oh, you're really creepy. It looks like I've done nothing. On your close up, the camera is struggling so hard to resolve your jacket. It's tripping my eyes out. Oh, I figured it's much. Yeah, it's got problems. All right. Yeah, but for a pack, pack weight was a huge deal on amazing race. So I did like reduce. So it's like

instead of packing shorts and packing pants. I just said, pants. That's a good pocket. Zip off into. How heavy was your pack? Okay, you're actually, every time you ask me a question by the major, it's kind of like, like, stop and think what I can say. I can't say. Thinking that I, that should be an okay question. So there was a guy, we did a lot of research. There was a guy, his name was Abba.

And he had a pack that was under 10 pounds. And my goal was to get my pack under 10 pounds. My pack was still about 17 pounds. my goal was to get my pack under 10 pounds. My pack was still about 17 pounds, but it was a three pound pack too. So it was like 14 pounds of stuff. That girl Blair actually made a video about everything in her pack.

Yeah, she did. She had a law of stuff. She had a hair dryer and a curling iron. She just had like makeup and everything like that. Yeah, but- Which I get, I mean, you're on television. Pack strategy was something that evolves on the fly. And it's not one of those things that I think ever ends up on screen. And it was like when I was researching to go on the

race, I was like reading a bunch of interviews, trying to figure out what people put in their packs, what they would need. And that was very hard to find that information. It's like, it's a piece of information that seems like it's only relevant to 22 people every year or 22 people, you know every six months So it's like nobody really publishes that stuff. All right. Well, it's about time right? But I think when I think when the season starts airing I think a lot of us are gonna get together and like talk about whatever we think we can talk about Yeah, so I'm excited for that. All right. Well, thanks for watching everybody and Oh, it's Christmas week. I guess Merry Christmas everybody. Hope you

You're gonna be Christmas huh? Do you pre-record? No, I guess we're gonna we'll be back on Monday Monday. What's what's Christmas Saturday? First time we've ever not pre-recorded over Christmas. I think so Because it was Friday every I think I mean immersion Choo alright. I'll be in England. Alright, well forget it. Alright, get out. We'll, uh, we'll see you guys next Monday. Bye.

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