Rooster Teeth Podcast - Any Questions? - #400

Episode Date: November 1, 2016

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Starting point is 00:01:11 Thank you Luke Crate and Squarespace for sponsoring this episode of the podcast. I'm David S. Pumpkins. I'm Gavin I'm David pumpkins Welcome in S pumpkins David S pumpkins welcome to podcast number 400 I didn't know that was gonna happen it went in my coffee and confetti just fly in from I'm assuming what we're like Oh my god massive bazooka's Funcible for no, that's totally Patrick. Oh, I'm gonna say I asked Gus if you want to do anything for 400 They said die Patrick told me before the podcast He said make sure at the beginning you say welcome to podcast 400. I was like, okay. Oh my god So I look so cool. That's like the coolest thing this ever happened. Did you see us at the front? Yeah
Starting point is 00:01:50 It's like little Doll versions of us. Are those edible? Are those edible right they even made one of Barb shirts. I could finally eat myself go then. What if I ever want a white button down fucking garbage I mean what the fuck? Watch the podcast. Who made those? You made these. Oh they're awesome. That's amazing. For the bakery I'm not red headed either to fucking fire. It's great. It's great. Hey I want to try two new things for Archie podcast 400. I'm gonna have to take off my Steve Bouchemini eyes here pretty quickly. Also, I'm really happy that I can keep my skateboard
Starting point is 00:02:28 instead of having it on my shoulder like this for my Halloween character, my mean character, that I can just hang it on the back there. It's gonna fall for sure. For sure, it's gonna fall. Actually, we recorded this three years ago. We did. Actually, this is 1998.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Two or a three decades ago. We were, yeah. the amazing thing is we were able to predict David as pumpkins So topical which you'll you know, do you know do we talk about some of the podcasts last time? Do you know who wrote the David pumpkin sketch? No, yeah, college him a dude streeters side oh really from college I think we mentioned that he was writing at SNL and previously I didn't realize that he wrote that specific skit Let me tell you shout out to Tom Hanks. This suit is fucking hot. Oh, I believe it's fucking too. Wait, it's that the actual suit? Yeah, that's the same model.
Starting point is 00:03:12 No, shut up. You mean like, the same guy as a huge man. How many did they set? I have no idea. The set of those this week. Is only 50 bucks. He said they discounted after the buck. 50 bucks? Yeah, I think.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah, it was like regular price was 100 hundred and I found a website that had after 50 I was like this before Halloween right before Halloween and this is my five. This thing was just on SNL You think that they would sell a fuck ton of them. Yeah, before we get too far off the path Let me mind as a timely thing that I have to get out to the audience you look at eight year old You know in your show. I you're in your bedroom that's playing on your computer That's the plan. That's the sky. That's right. Hey kids, what's up? I'm just a fellow kid like you watching the podcast. Philistines. Anybody want some marijuana drugs? So by the way, I didn't know this character was from 30 Rock. I thought he was from an Adam Sandler movie. I thought it was Adam Sandler too.
Starting point is 00:03:57 For the audio podcast, Gus is dressed like David S. Pumpkins. Gavin is dressed like a zombie scientist. He's dressed like someone who forgot they were supposed to dress up today. Yeah, I'm a neurologist. Oh, what? I thought it was just like a phasomo- And you were a phasomo- I thought it was wrong.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Well, when? Like a phasomo-guys experiment. Yeah, what happened is half an hour ago, I came up here, saw you all in costume, I was like, oh, I forgot we were dressing up. So I grabbed a lab coat and then I did make up on my face. Barbara is dressed as a conservative Harley Quinn. Yeah, we did a test beforehand Where she had her fish and that stockings on her short shorts the camera set up for the podcast does not favor that particular costume
Starting point is 00:04:33 No, it was basically just all pussy We would have is that the name we knew your next podcast all pussy all the time. It's just cats I suggested beginning a little cat and putting it on the table in front of well Patrick tried to like line it up so that the pumpkin was directly in my crouch to block your growl. That's gonna end up. I wouldn't have stopped you guys from all seeing it. The growl.
Starting point is 00:04:54 That's funny. I decided to forego the short shorts. And then I'm the hello my fellow kids character from 30 Rock played by Stevie Shammy here and I have a band in the eyes because I can't see to them. Okay so here's what we're going to do. We're going to do two things tonight. The first thing is that we set up a voicemail number. We actually use the old sports ball voicemail number.
Starting point is 00:05:10 So we're gonna take voicemails tonight, if you wanna call and leave a message, some poor person in the control but I believe it's Patrick, will be vetting the voicemails and then selecting the one that we can play. Oh, the number's right there. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:05:22 832-930-0896. It's not toll-free number. Fees and numbers right there. Oh cool. Eight three two nine three zero zero eight nine six. Not toll free number fees and all that whatever. Apply the other thing. I don't want if you're not from here. If you go to my room, I'm terribly. I'm going to put up a survey for the first topic. So we're going to have a survey that's up and you can take the survey like a poll and then we'll come back to it at the end of the show. Do you guys. Boy, there are so many benefits to being a first member at receipt.com. Did you know we live streamed this podcast every Monday night exclusively the first members? If you didn't know that,
Starting point is 00:05:49 but you're like a 30 day free trial, you can click the link in the description below. I just got that out of it. Listen to Gus with the fucking segue there. I mean, David has pumpkins. He does a lot about first members. Any questions? The, okay, so the other thing we're doing is
Starting point is 00:05:59 serve a base on the first topic. And then we won't have to do this much housekeeping with this stuff in the future if we keep it. Hopefully the voice mail is returning to like actually taking live calls. I would fucking love that. You mean on this show or in future shows? In future shows. We can't, there's no way we can do it for this show. I mean, you can just give out your phone number. Yeah, I can do it. It's gonna be a lot of people calling in and just going, Gavin.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Fuck. Well, that's why the screen, well, that's why we're screening them. So don't bother doing that if you think that's gonna get on the air by sent somehow because it won't the other thing is a survey link is now in my journal You go to my journal and check for the survey first key calm slash Bernie. All right, so that'd be my first topic for today Although I want to talk about the topic, but we'll get to it real quick I want to get to your topic first so we can get to that but Thesda announced last week that they are not gonna give review sites Early copies of the game anymore. Gosh, you said they're going to give them to influence them.
Starting point is 00:06:48 They would give them to influencers. So they started this policy with Skyrim. And I didn't know this was the fact. I actually got a copy of Skyrim, I think almost two, like a week before it came out. So I didn't realize it because I thought it was just a normal thing, like they always do. I didn't realize that they had started only
Starting point is 00:07:03 giving it to influencers and not to reviewers. So they have this new policy where moving forward, they are not going to give review copies to review sites more than a day in advance. And of course, they don't want people to review the games. IGN and GameSpot, both were talking about how important early copies are for reviews
Starting point is 00:07:21 and how people depend on reviews. So that's a survey I want to put up and I put up and want the audience to answer. We'll come back to it towards the end of the that's a survey I want to put up and I want the audience to answer. We'll come back to it towards the end of the show. But I want to ask you guys is, when was the last time or in the last two years, have you made a decision before launch to buy something based on a review of that thing? Like, you weren't going to get it and then you decided to get it. Or you weren't going to get it, you read an early review of it and you're like,
Starting point is 00:07:43 oh no, it sounds terrible, I'm not gonna get it now. I do that almost. Before launch. Despite things, especially with movies, I can't really speak to games as much because I don't buy games very often. But for movies, even if people hate it and don't like it, I still go see it,
Starting point is 00:07:55 just to see it for myself. So I think I tend to read reviews for stuff I've decided to see anyway. Yeah. Like if I'm not gonna buy a game, I don't go read a review about that game. I'm not interested. I'm not sure if it's just because of the environment
Starting point is 00:08:09 we all work in, we all play games, we can all talk to each other about games. I haven't read a review in about a decade. I just, it's just word of mouth for me once the games come out. Yeah, you work with the people who play lots of games. It's like what's this game like? I'll get like five different opinions on it
Starting point is 00:08:21 in the same room. You follow Twitter. Yeah, I don't really even, you just, it's mainly just chatting about it. I want to ask questions, but I never read a review. So that was the other, one of the questions in they put the survey was, how about after launch,
Starting point is 00:08:32 have you ever bought a game based review? And I have, like either whether it's a word or mouth thing from people talking to me, or whether it's actually reading a review on a site, or everyone's playing this game and they fucking love that kind of a thing. I have on really old games, look to the Wikipedia and see all the stats, like all the review scores,
Starting point is 00:08:47 if I'm interested in like a retro game like all day. I'm always curious, I always use Metacritic for that to go and see like all the different sites that have reviewed it. Cause that collects it all. Right, you can sell on one place on one page. By the way, it is hard to write a multi question poll without it sounding like you're fishing
Starting point is 00:09:01 for marketing information. You know what I mean? I'm just genuinely curious why people buy stuff. What's wrong? I just, I was trying to figure out who that was, and I think it's Aaron. I don't know what he's wearing. You haven't seen what Aaron's wearing for Halloween.
Starting point is 00:09:13 That's just normal everyday outfit. Hey, Aaron, what's going on in? What the fuck are you wearing? What do you think I am? Which is high-waisted jeans. Yeah. Yeah. He's barbed from stranger things.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Look how high these pants are. How'd you get those? I think these are maternity pants. I love they have the elastic waistband too. Yeah. He looks good. I kept asking Aaron what he was being for Halloween and he wouldn't tell me. We're both wearing sexy costumes.
Starting point is 00:09:41 That's a real trapper keeper too. I know it's a real trapper. I got everything. I got all the 80 stuff too soon, dude Yeah, I'm just gonna go out in the town. Yeah, go have fun buddy. So Speaking of Of games I've been playing a lot of Titanfall 2 Oh, you're good. That game's really good. Cortez was asking me if I was playing that I said nope
Starting point is 00:10:01 That's I felt like the campaigns good campaigns good, though. I've heard that. Bloody what a mouth. Try it one around. I felt like- When the game come out. This press Friday? Yeah. I felt like-
Starting point is 00:10:12 I love the trailer they showed at EA, the E3 EA event. The E3 app playing head. Look dope. The first Titanfall was one of the few online shooters that I felt like I was good at. Like I could jump into a multiplayer game and hold my own. Like I wasn't amazing, but it wasn't like Cod or Halo where I'm just like literally at the bottom.
Starting point is 00:10:29 We just stood in the colon of shit and grunts. Is that what you're saying? I could fight people in a Titan. Like I could take a couple of Titans on at once. I would say I was better than average. I would be in the top three consistently. Okay. So I was very happy with what's that character?
Starting point is 00:10:43 What's the game like Depp for you guys? That like you just picked up and you were instantly good at Skyrim and you could always scream really scary. I actually that brings up the review thing I actually bought Skyrim because I heard so many people on Twitter and social media talk about how much they loved it That's different. So that's after launch right? Yeah, so I just say about like beforehand If you ever decided at the figure if you're gonna buy something at launch You already like you've already played games by that developer before, or you've seen marketing stuff and you're hyped about it,
Starting point is 00:11:08 I never thought about buying something at launch, or going to see a movie opening night because I read a review, an early review for it. But those early reviews are very important, or those early copies are very important to places like IGN and movie blogging sites. Does that mean that? In my way, what's this?
Starting point is 00:11:26 I'm sorry, I'm still thinking about Aaron's bar. I'm trying to get it out of my head. She's over there giggling away. Does that mean influences won't be allowed to provide their opinions before the game is out there? Because that's a review at that point, isn't it? I think it. I'm sure they can provide their opinion, but since it's not a critical review, they're
Starting point is 00:11:40 going to tend to be positive about it, right? Yeah. Yeah, if they're getting something for free, usually I think people are paint something a little more positive light. Or they'll just do a let's play and then there's something like that. Gotta say, you look really good with that white streak.
Starting point is 00:11:52 I'm very happy with this white streak. I wish I would go a little gray, because I want some gray hair. You look better actually. And I can do this every day for me. Yeah, I'm doing it in my most dashes. It looks like I have milk on my lips. I'm disappointed.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Politely, I'm going gray is on my balls, like on my left wall, and that's it. And I really wish I had my most dashes. Like, it looks like I have milk on my lips. I'm disappointed. Basically, I'm going gray on my balls. Like, on my left ball, and that's it. And I really wish I had some more gray hair. Could you pluck a peob right now and show us? Yes. I've plucked S-400, it's special. I've never tried to pluck a hair off my balls. Really?
Starting point is 00:12:18 You just yank it off. That would hurt. Sometimes if you've had a trim and you've missed one, it's like, let me just get one off. Yeah. sounds painful. I'm not up. I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, I have like one or two little gray hairs here
Starting point is 00:12:30 on my beard, but normally I trim it so close you can't see it. I have tons of gray hairs in my hair. I wish I would go gray. My father grayed when he was like 30, so I thought I was set, but. It's hard knowing, I'm blonde, so I have no way of knowing if I have gray hairs because they just blonde in Blondon
Starting point is 00:12:47 That's on par with your level of jokes, so it is it's true. So I got it we talked about it last week and I Found a 4.5 kilogram total of their own so excited you found it on the podcast Yes, it is not as big as the the pictures made it seem Yeah, look at that panic. It is still massive. I think we did some math earlier when Cal State Yes, it is not as big as the the pictures made it seem I think we did some math earlier when Cal State it was what like 24,000 calories in the same holy shit Let's break it open 4.5 kilograms is about 10 pounds. Toddler on a Swiss, huh? Why is a toddler on what is it?
Starting point is 00:13:17 Joe Bluron Toddler on I'm gonna open this up. I didn't have like it's like a big FedEx package look at strip Oh, it's so sad What's got tabs that was a little bit better when does it expire? So what was your reason to getting this? Of course what he didn't want to see you can receive it Men to be consumed he was funny was bummed out that the ones you see in Airports. Oh, it snapped in the middle. But once you see an airport, it's a structural problem. Four packets of Tobler stacked and then they're not that bad.
Starting point is 00:13:53 I don't like one big one, but this is so happy. This is big Tobler and lumps. Yeah, I let you down. Bernie asked me to pick up one from the airport through customs at the duty free shop. Yeah, well, I wanted to grab one. She was in the UK for London Comic Con. Yeah, and I did not do that.
Starting point is 00:14:05 She didn't pay attention to me. She doesn't care about my wants and my needs. I, uh. Each one of those is like a dessert. No, Gavin, that's way too much chocolate. For like a chocolate cake, though? No, I think so. Oh, you're gonna, we're gonna eat it all today.
Starting point is 00:14:19 This is like a wet dream I had one time. Could I have that? You've hidden it by the way. I want a piece. I want a piece. I don't want it. I want a piece. I want a piece. I want a piece. Get him the end one. What are you worried about touching it?
Starting point is 00:14:30 I don't give a shit. Yeah, do your hands. That ship sailed for us a year ago. I never mind. You can't break it. You broke it accidentally and now can't break it. I don't break it. Can we?
Starting point is 00:14:40 No, I like it. I was trying. I like how quickly Gus gave up on that. He wasn't going to embarrass gonna embarrass himself there look at this Well now you're just getting the gross bottle opener over it You don't that's bending oh you're broke up a piece on the it's on the back It's actually oh, I think you got a vomit like give it some maybe well. Yeah, get it really in there What you just like this Let me see I think you got a vomit like give it some maybe if you really get it in there I loosened it for you. Yeah, I loosened it for you
Starting point is 00:15:19 Takes like the real thing Cuz it is yeah, I still don't like how Here let me help you up. Yeah, oh my gosh too much I think that one bite was a candy bar that one bite was a whole trouble. Yeah, so this should be something for extra life for Michael No, no, no kill him. Well, they kill him there. What do you think was the worst Michael's done like that? Gangtaste his probably or that gummy bear he did one time on my show. I think the gummy bear was pretty bad too. Although the lava cakes, when you go back and you look at the video, as he eats them, he turns
Starting point is 00:15:53 red. Like, his body is just like trying to fight the sugar. Or filling with real lava. And he's just like, run. Just run. So what's he done? He's done. He's done lava cake.
Starting point is 00:16:04 You want some of this? You want some of this? You want some of this? You really actually do look really good with the gray patch. Just keep it. I might. Is there, is there hair dye that you can buy, that dies your hair gray? I feel like most hair dye is to cover up gray hair. But when it wants some, just come out and cut a piece.
Starting point is 00:16:21 There was a time we went to Sydney. No, we were Melbourne for an event. And it seemed like out of five waitresses that we had on that trip, four of them had gray hair. I don't know if you remember that. Like it was a trend going on at that point in time, where they- Is it quite hot to get you head?
Starting point is 00:16:36 It's silver. I think it's hard to make your hair purple, isn't it? Because you've got to take it to white and then bring it back to point. Any color you dye your hair? The lighter than your normal color is hard to get to. Yeah. Yeah, gray especially is hard because you need to bleach it
Starting point is 00:16:48 and then basically use like a tint. I think it was actually called. But to like neutralize the color make it kind of like that grayish tone. Yeah. Instead of the really like yellowy blonde. This seems like, it takes a long time. It seems like so much effort in,
Starting point is 00:17:03 I mean, Meg's hair changes color fairly frequently, right? Yeah, and her has like almost black. Yeah, that's the natural color. Man, that must be just like, it must be a lot of work to maintain it, right? Like, get to the point where it grows out a little bit and you think, most of them would go like, oh, I need to redo my roots.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Meg just like, that's a perfect time to like change colors entirely. Just like, move down the spectrum. I'll pillow cases and towels of destroyed. Is there like tie dye? Yeah, no that's okay. Patrick just sent me a link on Amazon. Apparently, yeah, you can buy light gray color,
Starting point is 00:17:31 hair color cream. Do it. Thanks Patrick. Does anybody want some toberon? I'll cut it for you if you're too embarrassed to come out. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. People raise their hands, like, you can start throwing them out there.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Oh, this is Michael Swaller and Lava Cakes. That was like the first big year we did it, there was 2013 that one I think I believe I have a link in my In my journal, but it doesn't go to He's just about to pop Wow, he did the barbecue sauce as well. That was pretty grim that took him like two seconds though Well, then we did it too with the big one Oh. The revisit. I did not see that. I'm fixing the link, guys. I don't know why the link doesn't work,
Starting point is 00:18:07 but I'm gonna fix it. You guys had milk, was it last year? Milk. Last year was milk, the colored milks. I boughed. Everybody else wants some of this. I don't know what we're gonna do this year. In the controller.
Starting point is 00:18:16 It's coming up. It's a couple of years ago. I got something I would like to do. If I'm here, I might not be here, I might not be able to attend extra life this year, because when we move the weekend, it's like like somebody was somebody was going to have to miss and rather than have 10 people miss two of us might miss it.
Starting point is 00:18:28 You should do a seven day survival. I was told I've got it already. Oh, right. I'm like, I got the whole game done, and I will do seven day survivor, the dead rising achievement. It takes like 14 at 15 hours to do it. That'd be cool. That'd be cool.
Starting point is 00:18:40 So I never see that stream before. Yeah, I'll just sit there and do it. I think Ray actually did it recently. On a stream? He might have done like a tail end of it or so. I'm assuming if Ray did it, it was stream before. Yeah, I'll just sit there and do it. I think Ray actually did it recently. On a stream? He might have done like a tail end of it or so. I'm assuming if Ray did it, I'm assuming. But I didn't even watch it. But I'm like, you know, popped up in my Twitter feed
Starting point is 00:18:53 about seven days of average. I was like, ooh. I thought it would be interesting. I can't believe he would do that. Because usually he's way more efficient about his scoring. Yeah. Like that's 20 points to get that. And not worth 14 hours to get 20 points.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Wait, those are kind of a completionist. True. That right. Very true. The other year, Extra Life was a little before the Master Chief Collection came out, but I wish it had come out a little earlier. So I thought it would have been cool on the screen to sit down and play every Halo campaign. Start from Halo 1 and then just go through everything in the Master Chief Collection.
Starting point is 00:19:20 I think you can do that in... Oh, a normal, all easy, or something. Probably. I don't know, 24 hours. That'd be tough, dude. I mean, you can speedrun in. Oh, a normal, easy or something. You can probably do that. Oh, 24 hours, that'd be tough, dude. I mean, you can speedrun each game in like two hours. Yeah, you'd have to find a way to get through it all. But that'd be cool. I wouldn't do it, but someone should.
Starting point is 00:19:36 I think it becomes an issue like having to top ourselves each year for extra life. Yeah. Well, that's what we thought, like the moment we finished shooting Michael with a taser, I'm going to have to. Why don't we link work Gus? Mm-hmm. I've got a link in my journal. It just sends me back to my own site. Have you re-booted?
Starting point is 00:19:50 She is no everyone is everyone is experiencing. I'm gonna look at it for you No, I'll try again. You know me. It's just like it's the links there. Sorry guys. Let me let me read this I'll post it in the comments you and you and Barbara figure that out Well, I'll I read this thing here. Yeah, go forward. And one of my never-ending tips to the podcast is brought to you by Lutkrate. Underquest for Epic Gear, Houseworks, and Collectibles. Lutkrate offers an Epic range of pop culture items for less than $20 per month.
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Starting point is 00:20:58 They got multiple boxes for your convenience. Well, I don't know if it's by them, but Firefly has a box that they're doing now. Firefly has been gone for, it ran like seven episodes, 13 years ago. All Firefly merchandise? Yeah, I think so. It's just like, come on. What's, what can you put in that thing? Did you fix that link? You want me to fix it? It's a moment you've got to like put Nathan Villian in the box. No, it just doesn't work. There's no any time I put a link in my journal, it just doesn't link the HTML. If it does, it links, goes back to nothing nothing. So do you need help? That was perfect. We even
Starting point is 00:21:28 had a little bit of the confetti in the top of the frame here. See that? Oh yeah. It's like dangling just off the light perfectly. I'm sure it'll catch fire. I'm still so impressed that they did that. There I fix it for you. You did. Yep. Thank you. What was the problem? There's a button called link that you have to click and you have to put the URL in there. In there? On the edit screen? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:49 It looks like a little chain. Fair enough. High-polink. Yeah, there you go. It's also be like, oh, it's too bad the link doesn't work. I wanted to do it. It's like, you know, you can just copy and paste the link if you want. You can just, it's not that easy.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Speaking of computers and laptops. Oh, Jesus. Really? You putting his laptop down there. You can talk about Apple? I'm gonna talk about the worst laptop in the world. The MacBook Pro. All new MacBook Pro. I was waiting for that update.
Starting point is 00:22:14 In fact, if they put that update before they put out the new iPhone, I probably would have switched. I am very excited for this topic because I have not learned anything about it yet. I actually was one of those. Well, Barbara, let me tell you, it's great. One of the few announcements I haven't actually, I haven't watched. There's could be also the, I don't learned anything about it yet. I actually was one of those, well Barbara, let me tell you, it's great. One of the few announcements I haven't actually, I haven't watched, there's could be also the,
Starting point is 00:22:27 I don't know anything about it. No, no, it's absolute garbage. Tell me about it. The only thing you know is that you know that the iPhone 7 is mind-blowingly innovative. No headphone jack. I wanna see what Barbara's picked up, but not having seen it, what did you just say?
Starting point is 00:22:39 I've heard that there is no headphone jack in the new laptop. Go here close. Or that like, you can't, like, there's a different charger or something like that. That's all I've heard. Go ahead. iPhone 7.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Wonderful, right? Innovative. No more three points. Curved. No more 3.5 millimeter jack. Lightning audio now or Bluetooth. Innovative. I already love this.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Apple laptop. 3.5 millimeter port. No lightning audio. Also, you cannot plug a USB cord into it, so you need a dongle to plug your iPhone into your laptop. Or you need to go out and buy a $40 USB-C to lightning cable. Oh, those exist? I didn't realize that that was the-
Starting point is 00:23:16 I looked on the Apple website, they exist. Well, this isn't new. This isn't the price. That's been in since the previous generation of that. So you can't plug your phone into your laptop? There's no USB port. There's USB-C on it. There's no like square USB port like you do. You can't plug your phone into your laptop? There's no USB port. There's USB C on it. There's no like square USB port like you use it.
Starting point is 00:23:26 You can't plug your phone into your Mac laptop. Using the cables they ship you with either the MacBook Pro or with the iPhone. You have to go buy another cable to go do that. What the fuck? And the headphones that you have with your new iPhone, you cannot use on the notebook. You have to have a separate pair of iPhone.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Headphones. Headphones in order. Does it come with headphones? It comes with old headphones? I of iPhone headphones in order to come with headphones they come with old headphones I don't think their laptops normally ship with headphones No, they're yeah, so it's like they made a big deal out of dropping that 3.5 millimeter port switching the lightning audio and then they put out a Fucking laptop without a lightning audio they lost that courage They now they're kind of courageous their courageous up to point It seems to me like the kind of shit used to see from Sony. When they had internal departments that were fighting and that weren't communicating
Starting point is 00:24:09 and they're each developing competing technologies. I still think that if Sony on the PlayStation 2, which how many units did that that they sell? Yeah, like 150 million units. I want to say something like that. If they had made it so that the fucking Sony PlayStation had used memory sticks, which was Sony's proprietary like SD card.
Starting point is 00:24:28 If they'd have used memory sticks for the PlayStation 2, everybody would have owned a memory stick and everybody would have bought Sony peripherals like cameras and phones and things like that. They just couldn't do it. They couldn't get that unifying vision at the top that allowed. It would encourage.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Yeah. And so instead they had, they wanted to make an extra like 10 bucks by selling eight gigs of memory for 30 bucks. Eight megs of memory, yeah, that's right. Eight megs of memory for 30 bucks. But his why the new laptop is better than the current MacBooks is that you can now charge and plug stuff in
Starting point is 00:25:00 at the same time. Cause my MacBook only has USB-C and I can't do anything while I'm, I can't charge it and do something. What's going on? What, why? Also, if you have the 13-inch version with, if you have the 13-inch version, the USB-C ports on the right side are not full speed.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Only the ones on the left side. Not advertised at all. Wait, just in the technical documentation. Yes. Well, they play in that. What are they doing? I'm just so confused. Also, what kind of laptop is that?
Starting point is 00:25:36 This is a Microsoft Surface. Okay, I'm going to get that one. Here, watch some cool. What's this? Wow, you turned it off. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, to all it on USB-C. Yeah, it's a USB-C. Yeah, why didn't they make the phones USB-C? I'm not lying. If they'd made the phones USB-C, I would probably buy the MacBook Pro, but instead I'm gonna buy a sort of for three now,
Starting point is 00:26:11 probably, and regret the fact that I don't have a Google Pixel phone. Yeah, it's funny. Adam Beard's Google Pixel phone has a USB-C cable. So out of the box, you can plug a Google Pixel into the new Apple laptop. Can't plug an iPhone into it out of the box. It also takes beautiful pictures.
Starting point is 00:26:25 That's all I've seen from you. I've been happy with the iPhone. It's so fun. I think that there are. A lot of people have that, they're in the beta program, so they have the portrait mode. You don't have that yet. It's already publicly available. That's out.
Starting point is 00:26:39 That's been out for a while now. Well, came out last week. Yeah. Oh, shit. I could have taken a photo of Ashley today. She would have liked that. How did your chocolate there, Barbara? Pretty good. But your abadre. I could only really eat the corners of it
Starting point is 00:26:47 because you can't really get into the thick of it. This Canada have a fucking separate Halloween too. No. Okay, I want to make sure that you're not like that. Do you think we could melt a toe blurring and make one giant triangle piece? Yes, absolutely. You can.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Okay, I don't have that. Everyone else has portrait mode with me. You have to go software with it. You probably haven't updated. Well, would you give me a notification I got update? If you go to your settings, it should say it. Don't you want to know me? Go to settings in general.
Starting point is 00:27:10 That's what Teddy always does. When I ask Teddy, he goes, wow. I don't know, it's like his own version, his own language, he speaks. I don't know. Checking for update, checking for update. All right, we'll see. So you've done four hundred points.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Yeah, I got one. It includes portrait camera mode. He just didn't tell me that it was available. Who did it? I'll do the later. The phone didn't say it was. You wanted to do all the work. I do.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Yes. Thank you for asking. I wanted to do all the work for me. I paid seven hundred bucks for this fucking thing. We started our... How much of these things were worth? These are seven hundred bucks, man. Yeah, seven hundred bucks.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Maybe more. We started the podcast two decades ago. And a hundred dollars. Yeah. In 2008. Two decades. It's crazy. We recorded this one. Yeah, it's way before recording this one. It's 399 episodes ago.
Starting point is 00:27:51 So we're coming up on 10 years. Yeah, it will be at eight years this December. So then. How does that work? You mean December? You say this December makes me think a different December than the one that's coming up. You mean December will be at eight years.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Yes. Well, if you say this, it means the one in this coming up. You mean December will be at eight years. Yes. Where if you say this, it means the one in this year. Yeah, no, I get it. I agree with you, but the way he said it, I was like, That's why saying this December can only be in the future. You can never have this December and have it be in the past. Correct. I wonder if I say this October.
Starting point is 00:28:17 And this January can only be in the past. This October would be in this one. No, you're saying something totally different. If I see, I'm making this country your self. No, I didn't, I didn't consider it myself. He's saying you're saying something totally different. If I see you just I'm making you say I make you just contradicted yourself. No, I didn't I didn't contradict myself. He said this means within this calendar year. Yeah. No. He means it within 2016. So if I say this June, if I say this June, I'm probably talking about the June that just went not. No, you don't have to say this past June. I wouldn't even say that. I would just call it June. Oh, well, if we said
Starting point is 00:28:44 like this July, we had our TX. Yeah, well, if we said like this July, we had RTX. Yeah, I would think. This coming July is something different. Really? Just added the coming, yeah. I would say we had RTX in July. That's the way that I would say it. Because in the past tense, I wouldn't say last July
Starting point is 00:28:56 because I would imply the July before the previously last one. Yes, you say this July. I would say July. I would say this or last. I would say this. I would say we had RTX in July. This post July. It was.
Starting point is 00:29:08 It was lovely. My pigtail just came out, it snapped. If I said, oh, Barbara, it's amazing how much that changed you too. It's like, you look like Barbara now. I should take out my pigtails then. You pull off that costume better than most. I totally agree. Thank you, Gavin. Yeah, you took some photos that were just just like look like Margot Robbie if I'm saying her name properly
Starting point is 00:29:28 You know also who does a good one Chloe Dykstra very accurate really? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm thinking of someone else Who are you thinking I was thinking of a I think she thought she was tweeting when they announced the They showed the Harlequin design and thinking that it was based on one of her versions of it, like one of her costumes. All right. One of her cosplays was like, she'd done it previous to that. Really? I believe so.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I believe that was Chloe Deickstra. They were saying that. Skydart on Twitter. Right? Skydart. Well, then that's what I'm thinking of. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:29:59 He's a data, Chris Harbour, great. So who did you think? Her dad is John Deickstra. Who's that? He's the guy who created the lightsaber. He's like the original visual effects guy for Star Wars. So, from what I understand, yeah, that's her dad. I do not know that, that is wicked.
Starting point is 00:30:14 It's pretty cool. Yeah, that's pretty fucking awesome. You imagine all those shit laying around around or else you're gonna throw up? That's definitely a mic drop when a little kid asks you what you did in life. And then the lightsaber. Yeah. Just drop the lightsaber. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Just drop the lightsaber. Yeah, so Gus and I are definitely two very common costumes as Halloween, I guess you would say. Probably, yeah. Which I've had a lot of people complain about for me. Like a lot of people post comments on the photos that I posted, like, oh, very original. Oh, you're just like every other girl in Halloween.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Fuck off. Yeah, shut up. I don't get the hand around Halloween costumes. Yeah, that's stupid. Someone wants to dress up? Let them dress up. Let them have fun. Like the day after the David Pumpkins SNL skit,
Starting point is 00:30:53 I saw so many tweets that were like, I'm already telling all of you, don't anybody dress up as David Pumpkins. I was like, that's what I was like, I'm definitely doing it now. I'm definitely buying a David Pumpkin suit. I mean, it's like the least important thing you could be annoyed about, someone else doing. Someone else dressed up as this,, I'm definitely doing it now. I'm definitely buying a David Pumpkin suit. I mean, it's like the least important thing you could be annoyed about, someone else doing.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Someone else dressed up as this and I'm annoyed about it. It's like any sense. Or just complaining about it and mocking them for it. Well, I got to see what I want to do. I got to say though too, it's like, we've put up with now for five years, the Heath Ledger Joker, everyone is dressed as that non-stop for the last five years, but it was like,
Starting point is 00:31:26 we didn't even get to Halloween and people were already ridiculing women for wearing the Harley Quinn costume. It's like, where was all this hatred of people wearing the Heath ledger Joker costume? I never saw much of that. Why so serious? Why so serious? Guess the movie. Come on, internet. Why so serious?
Starting point is 00:31:43 Stop. I hate that. I make fun. I make fun of making 64 64 other time. I genuinely do hate that fucking repeated The best part is the little smiley face of the end all the time. I just like how they post it once a month I know they constantly posted and I read it every time I must catch it like god damn it Every time I every time I tweet about them, people get really upset with me because they think I really don't like Mega 64. Which I don't, but.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I don't, but it's only a time. I thought you just don't like one of them. Who don't I like? Which one do I like? All of them individually. I like the one that looks like a girl. What's wrong? Yeah, he's great. You can have to be way more specific.
Starting point is 00:32:26 So, that's speaking of Mega 64, Vine went away. Vine's gone. And they... Well, it's going away. It's going away. Yeah, it's never been more popular though. They were when it was gone. They were promoting, Mega Seas Force promoting a video they made predicting the death of Vine like three years ago.
Starting point is 00:32:42 No shit. It was really fucking funny. If you got a chance, you should definitely go watch it in like three minutes. But yeah, it's like how, when you dilute video down more and more, like there's no punchline. You remove, like what he's,
Starting point is 00:32:54 and the joke is that Vine is just set up punchline, you know, very quick, no fleshing out. It's like what if you dilute a joke down to just punchlines? Like how far down can you dilute the joke in the level of a great? wasn't it called like a grape? Yeah. They actually approached me because since my dad does apps and stuff, they were just like,
Starting point is 00:33:10 do you think he could create something for this where we could legitimately make a grape app? And it just like never really panned out, but that would have been really funny. Yeah, so it was like one second video. Yeah. Just punch lines. And grapes.
Starting point is 00:33:24 They are so perfect to follow, except for the fucking, why is this your joke? They are great to follow Twitter because they are the masters of the snarky retweet. Like they'll just retweet something and they won't know comments on it or anything. They'll find old stuff.
Starting point is 00:33:37 They just retweet stuff. And it's just like when they retweet it, it's like you just finally, oh my god, what the hell? And you realize that they're retweeting it just to call attention to what an idiot this person is. But it's like never with any comment you but you immediately get why they reach We had a lot of tweets that were directed at I just yeah They just would just they would reach we that they would reach we that they did that to me one time
Starting point is 00:33:57 I think when I what is on a YouTubeers react they Retweeted me and those like you fuckers anders. And then guess what? They were on YouTubers reacts. They went on? Yeah, they just went on. Fucking hell has frozen over apparently. They've run out of YouTubers to have a react that they finally called megacubral.
Starting point is 00:34:12 I know, scrape the bottom of the barrel. So in the announcement for that MacBook and they was talking about a headphone jack, did they just brush over it? Like it was nothing or do they make a big deal that was a headphone jack? I think they did brush over the headphone jack. They're like a USB and have a jack down there.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Was the same dude? Was it? I don't know. Because that would be totally unselfaware. If like two months apart, the guy's giving a presentation, talking about how the audio jack is obsolete and nobody wants it anymore, and then doing a presentation after that that says how great the audio jack is. Yeah, because he said you want to be using these lightning headphones or Bluetooth.
Starting point is 00:34:46 So someone should just take the Macbook, point to the headphone jack, be like, what do you want me to plug into this? Yeah, what would his answer be? Is that from the past? I don't remember what that was for. And then I tweeted you an article earlier that this guy wrote like a definitive guide
Starting point is 00:35:00 to the cables and dongles you should use for your new Macbook. And it was like a fucking four-page article. Like use this kind of cable for this, but not this cable, this kind of cable's good, not this, oh my god. And when, do you remember when I bought the Xbox One S and I was complaining about the elaborate contraption
Starting point is 00:35:16 you need to hook up the connect? I bought that by the way. Yeah, and I was like, Apple would never do something like this. I was wrong, they have, there it is. It's in every product now. Yep, dongles. That connectable looks like an octopus that you plug. It's just like it is absolutely ridiculous. Collectively it's more mass than the transformer
Starting point is 00:35:34 that it is now inside it. So it's like even more stuff on the outside. Oh, awful. Awful. Although I have say the Xbox S is wonderful. Why? Although I have to say the Xbox S is wonderful. Why? It's smaller, it's less hot, because, and... What do you care about the heat of the original Xbox? I keep it in the closed cabinet.
Starting point is 00:35:53 And you usually put your head in there? No, I put sensitive components in there. Motherfucker, listen to me. It's less hot. I'm not done, it's part of the list. Yeah, where does it matter? The other thing is, remember the problem I was having my phone where I had the Xbox end up behind the TV and the old controller couldn't go through the TV to get to the Xbox and would disconnect all the time new controller
Starting point is 00:36:13 I can be like 80 feet away and it's like it's interesting. It's rock salt They updated the transceiver in both the Xbox and the controllers. Yeah, now they do Bluetooth natively You don't need the adapter like you're using on PC Yeah, you don't need an adapter to use those Contrary to the fuck has a PC with Bluetooth wait, I was using a Dense every PC has Bluetooth in it. What the fuck kind of computer do you have stupid? You're the one without Bluetooth in your PC stupid. I have a laptop that has Bluetooth put my my desktop It's on the laptop. Yeah, I guarantee you you have Bluetooth in that thing. You're full of shit. You're just an idiot You haven't looked for it. You're full of shit. I am not full of shit
Starting point is 00:36:45 I've got a really popular desktop. Have you bought that test? Top of my mind. Make it a new survey. It's got Bluetooth. Make it a new survey. Do you have Bluetooth? Everyone's got Bluetooth. Bluetooth is everywhere. Well, how do you pair a keyboard to it? Well, I get the logic of ones. I don't even know what that is. What Bluetooth? But now it's not Bluetooth. They give them the little nubs. Oh yeah. Which also blue two things come with the nubs, but this is just like what's a lot of things. They're a very accurate frequency.
Starting point is 00:37:10 And it's like they give me like, I bought a set that's a keyboard with the keys and then I got a mouse and they're both wireless but they have two different things, two different little snubs. Garbage. That's garbage. Two nubs.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Two nubs. No, he said snubs. Well, can you put one one up in the keyboard? You know how oh Oh is that what that's for yeah, I thought that was a story Well, maybe so then it sends the mouse to the keyboard and the keyboard goes to the nub if they're wired That's a common configuration. I know what you're talking about. I should try I didn't know what that was I never Read I guarantee you this idiot has blue to his computer
Starting point is 00:37:44 I should try I didn't know what that was I never really I guarantee you this idiot has blue Two on his computer. I don't know I bet you just not a weird thing everyone if you have a desktop computer you should have blue down all right Okay, open up your computer Yeah, he did I better say blue to chip on the motherboard somewhere do you have blue to you have blue to turn your thing? You're oh you do you have max? I'm a Macon. I have a desktop PC. I have a Macon a PC I have two PCs at home. I have a PC laptop and have a desktop PC. I have a mac and a PC. I have two PCs that I don't. I have a PC laptop and a PC desktop and they both have Bluetooth. Did you build them yourself?
Starting point is 00:38:08 No, I did not build laptops typically. Oh, laptops, laptops, laptops, I have. I just said I have a laptop and a desktop. Did you build your desktop? No. I built mine. I built mine. Has Bluetooth.
Starting point is 00:38:20 What? Mine doesn't. What motherboard do you have? You built it? What's your motherboard? aces You probably haven't installed the driver I install all my how dare you have windows 10. I can't it makes me install shit constantly who built your computer for you all I built my fucking computer what you started me where'd you buy yours? You go down to fucking best buy and buy your computer
Starting point is 00:38:39 I built I bought it so I didn't have to deal with this shit. Yeah, it's easy. You know, yours doesn't you have fucking thing god damn it All right, let me look up on you a he's not speaking. He's not using words anymore very easy on the subject to blue two What do you say my blue chief? How do we know we got here blue two? We're talking about blue tooth audio We were supposed to do it. Oh, singing your fucking Xbox controller. Oh, that was it. Yeah anyway Xbox S is a great product. I is a new PlayStation that's a smaller one. Yeah, the Pro yep, oh the Pro you're right. Yeah, the pro. It's not smaller. It's just bigger. It's like a club sandwich now. Yeah, it's like a Oh, but it's also I think the PS4 was also smaller now. They read they redesigned it
Starting point is 00:39:24 But it's also I think the PS4 was also smaller now. They read they redesigned it What is it that one of the pro they also redesigned the standard piece whenever stuff gets small it gets cheaper I guess like more plasticky and Like real buttons on it instead of little touch ones like the original PS3 I Like it everything was touch. It was great Xbox one everything was touch So like clicking and I guess people don't like touch buttons, capacitive buttons. It's like the iPhone that came out that was more of like a plastic cover than a C. The C, yeah?
Starting point is 00:39:50 60, 50? Yeah, was it the C? Yeah. Five C. Yeah, it's like plastic key and cheaper. But that was cheaper because it was cheaper. They were in turn, it wasn't like a slim down. It wasn't to be smaller. Yeah, I guess you're right.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Speaking of Xbox, you announced something in your blog last week burns. Oh yeah, Barb, what did I say? We're having a Xbox app and a Apple TV app coming for our first members. Does that mean they can watch this? Monday, November 7th. Monday, November 7th, you'll be able to watch
Starting point is 00:40:19 the podcast live. That's the next Monday. What? Next Monday. It is? Oh, the info's right there. Not this Monday, next Monday. This coming Monday. Correct, Oh, the info's right there. Not this Monday. Next Monday.
Starting point is 00:40:26 This coming Monday. Correct, because today is Monday. So when I say this Monday, do you think I'm saying today? No, I think you're saying next Monday. Got it. This coming Monday. This coming Monday. This possibly.
Starting point is 00:40:35 You'll be able to watch the Ristuth podcast if you're a first member live. It's just in time for the extra live stream too. It's true. Yeah, you can watch extra live on there. You can watch live streams. You can watch all the first content and other Ristuth content on the app. It's all the Yeah, you can watch extra life on there. You can watch live streams. You can watch all the first content and other Richie's content on the app.
Starting point is 00:40:46 It's all the Richie's family, right? Like a cheap 100-a-fun house cow chop like all of that. Yeah, okay my mother board is no longer For say it like I can't click it to go to it to see the specs on it. What's it called? It's an ACIS Maximus 7. Intel gaming motherboard. Gaming. Yeah, that's AT. I'm just giving you the basic description of the fucking thing.
Starting point is 00:41:14 It's a fucking motherboard. Do you like building PCs? I do. Yeah, because I've built like three of them now with my kids and so I'm just like trying to show them. It's like, you should start doing weird crazy builds, like a desk that is a PC Nah, all right. Thanks for asking me. Oh, no. I don't know. It's like now
Starting point is 00:41:31 It's like everything's going solid state like I last time I built a PC it was like maximum of seven formulas and PC IE Combo three 802.11 AC and Bluetooth 4.0 Does that blue tooth now full point as a Bluetooth 4.0. Does that have Bluetooth? Wow, full point out as a. Bluetooth 4.0 module delivers the latest connectivity with mini PCI Express on one side. Like you're reading this? Yeah, but I'm not too, PCI Express, 10 gigabit and say it a six gigabit a second on the other.
Starting point is 00:41:59 But here's the deal, here's the deal though. Why mine doesn't have Bluetooth? I didn't know that. That's a good point. Is the right side more powerful than the left? Why would it be more powerful? Oh, the, the, the, the, the, what were you saying? But that your Bluetooth or your USB connections on your, on your monitor were faster than your USB connections on your, on your tower? So much faster. It's unbelievable. Some's going on that cable that goes that goes from the PC
Starting point is 00:42:26 It's a doubles to the model if I un that pay that that cable With the court it goes into the same port like I can unplug that cable and Plug directly into that port and it doesn't go as fast And I know it shouldn't work that way. I know that's wrong. That's why I pointed out. Have you done a test directly into that hole? That's what I just said.
Starting point is 00:42:52 But have you done it? Yes! What? How would I know it's faster if I hadn't done the test? You're probably just thinking it's faster. That's right. I wanted to support my own theory. It does 120 megs a second sustained through the port,
Starting point is 00:43:07 like just plugging directly in. If I go through the monitor, it does 130 megs. It does it. It does it. That's how I transfer all my cell phone. It has the like, accelerate is. Well, it's because it goes down off the desk, gravity helps it.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Right. The number of people who say V-log is amazing. It's not V-log. Ryan says V-log. Ryan who? Ryan Haywood. He says tons of stuff. Well, he says V-log.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Well, he says V-log. I don't think he says V-log. I think he says blog and V-log. Well, it's because blog is after video blog, right? So blog is already a word. Well, blog is a weblog. Yeah. It's already shortening.
Starting point is 00:43:43 And the blog is like a stump. Right, blog is weblog, right? Yeah. Video log. I mean, it is, you're right. It is definitely a playoff blog to say vlog because video game after. But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Vlog. So is that mean if he says hi-fi, does he also, does he say wi-fi? Yeah, I don't know. Refi. Refi?'t know if he I wonder if he said what do you think Ryan do Ryan says Giff or Giff probably Giff because it's giff because it's fucking right Well, he says V log and that's not right good point barb so I don't trust his judgment
Starting point is 00:44:20 Barbs barbs me we're we're winning tonight. You're on that side. No blue. You're winning no blue You buy the side you're on I'm gonna edit this fucking thing. Do you get a new TV yet's got blue tooth no I'm still rock in the same TV I can't the one that's in the in the middle of the house in the wall I can't just buy a new TV if I've got one that works I just can't do it I'm gonna say wait I'm still I'm still using my yeah it's just like it's why you'd move it or Don't it to like your friends it's like a worse perfectly fine I don't think about it two seconds after I turn it on. Here's my question. You on my LTV bar? Sure.
Starting point is 00:44:48 You take my LTV? It's not a great TV. You don't want to do that. I don't have HDMI in. Oh, my God. It's pretty fucking old at this point. Hey, let me ask you a question. Do you have a TV in the bathroom?
Starting point is 00:44:58 A Gavin? Come on. The thing is as big as that couch I feel like. It's not that big, but it's big. Like as deep probably as big as that. What do you look big when you're in the bar. It's as deep probably What do you look at when you're in the bar? Uh, I don't think I don't know stuff mind your business Why it here is on your wall who needs a TV in the bathroom. That's a look strong again
Starting point is 00:45:16 I don't like where don't you have a TV you can just put one there and then Remember you're just trying to be in the back in the back of you. That's what it's not it's not It's you already you he wants a new TV, but he doesn't have a TV. Somewhere else that he can move his current TV too. Do you have a TV in your bedroom? Yeah. I do.
Starting point is 00:45:31 I have my, my, yeah. I do not. I do not. My best TV is in the bedroom. I don't like having a TV in the bedroom. I really didn't have a choice. I feel like I would never move if I did that. Because when I moved into this house,
Starting point is 00:45:41 it had a big wall mount and a special place in the wall that was carved out where a TV was supposed to go. And if I didn't put a TV there, it had a big wall mount and a special place in the wall that was carved out where a TV was supposed to go. And if I didn't put a TV there would look weird. Did they do like in a room? Isn't that also when you're living room? You're in Thai house, it's built around TV's the whole thing. Yeah, but I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Why do you put a painting? You know how sometimes in a museum, they have to build a museum around that big, because a TV mount, a painting on a TV mount would be awesome. Yeah, you should do that. I'm like rotating to a camera. Yeah, you should be letting out where you want to the camera is, yeah. You're spending on where you want to be. Could angle it for the sunlight.
Starting point is 00:46:08 I can just do that with the TV and just rotate through a different art. I never do that. That's something that can be like in a way that's full with electricity. Like, my kids toilet is in their bedroom, like the toilets nearby, they're two bedrooms. It has a thing in it that I fucking hate
Starting point is 00:46:26 where it has a sensor when you put your hand, you're the toilet, the toilet automatically flushes and that sensor is reviewed so poorly on Amazon, it's just, it sucks and the fucking sensor died, it's a little box that sits under the lid, it's a cooler thing. I would not, by the way, I have had nothing about bad experience with color plumbing that sits under the lid. It's a cooler thing. I would not by like I have had nothing bad bad experience Color plumbing stuff under the lid. Yeah, it's absolutely if a poo goes by though a fluff a poo goes by the lid
Starting point is 00:46:54 From the top down the tank lid man Not the fucking lid with the sea of the system. Yeah, the sister. He said lid. It's a lid It's a what do you call thing that comes off the top? You can be fair, that could be the toilet lid too, like just like you like. We could be, but it's not. What do you call the thing that goes? I'm still like trying to play catch up
Starting point is 00:47:12 for the Bluetooth thing here. I'm glad, okay. Someone may have your back here on Twitter. I'm investigating. About what? About Bluetooth. Oh, if you're wrong, I admitted defeat, so if you're wrong, this can be the best thing.
Starting point is 00:47:20 I had a terrible idea. I'm willing to admit it if it turns out true. So I think I said a different version of the Mac. There's different versions of the Maximus 7. Someone on Twitter who is this, let me give him credit. Connor McLeod says he has a Maximus Hero 7 and it does not have Bluetooth. Wow!
Starting point is 00:47:36 I don't have Bluetooth. But I was wrong. I will admit that I thought almost no desktop said, Lat. I've never had a desktop that had Bluetooth in it. Ever. I might have specifically gone out that I blew tooth in it. Ever. I might have specifically gone out of my way to buy it for Teddy's computer, because Teddy, we built two normal size computers,
Starting point is 00:47:53 and we call it Teddy's computer, but it was for VR, because I want the kids to have access to VR. So we built a real baseline system that was in a micro ITX case. Like that was getting everything in there, it was tough. But it's like, it's basically a VR computer that's about this big.
Starting point is 00:48:07 You call it a VR? Yeah, what do you call it? Ver. Shut the fuck up. It's wrong with you, I've dare you. Sorry, we're funny. Anyway, so the sensor on the toilet doesn't fucking work. And so I took the, whatever the thing is,
Starting point is 00:48:22 it's on the top of the tank lid. Tank lid, I took that off and I put it beside it. So the kids have to reach, I had to teach them, first of all, the water in the back of the thing is, it's on top of the tank lid. Tank lid. I took that off and I put it beside it. So the kids have to reach, I had to teach him first of all the water in the back of the toilet, it's clean. And they have to grab this little plastic bit and pull it up. You know, wait, I would just replace it with a handle
Starting point is 00:48:34 if I could, this fucking toilet, it doesn't have any places to put a handle on. So just get a new book. I, that like what, 200 bucks for a new whole toilet. Yeah, but did I got a reply what we can do with my little toilet? It's a working toilet, so. You have your kids reaching into the ball.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Just play notes broken. Here's why I won't do that because I'm so concerned about this, is that one of them pulled the plastic thing up, and then they pulled it up in such a way that they kind of set it to the side. So it didn't close again. And the toilet, I heard water running in the house,
Starting point is 00:49:00 I'm like, where's the water running? And I went upstairs and the toilet had been running for like probably like two hours straight, just like running water, trying to fill the tank up, but just draining, and I was like, where's the water running? And I went upstairs and the toilet had been running for like probably like two hours straight, just like running water, trying to fill the tank up, but just draining and I was like, I was like mortified, couldn't get it out of my head, how much water was wasted in that two hours probably. Right, but I don't know why,
Starting point is 00:49:14 that just like, it just sat with me all day. It's recycled, it's not wasted. I know, I know that, I know it's back in the water treatment system and everything, but it was like, just felt like I couldn't, what you did was waste whatever money that cost you. I had a bang, I had a bang about it. I had a first for me with a toilet center.
Starting point is 00:49:30 When it was part of it, was I, didn't have a pay for it? Was valid. You guys have, I assume been on a lot of airplane bathrooms before. Have you ever had one that has- No, I never used to play, I never been in there. I should do that sometime.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Shut the fuck up, I'm just kidding. You ever had one with a sensor for the flush? No. For the first time ever, I was on a flight on British Airways. And the toilets in there are censored. You could also press the button if you wanted to, it doesn't work. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Sat down to use the toilet. I must have brushed it through. And I felt like the suction. That'll suck you out. Because I obviously sit down to pee. Yeah. And I was like basically just like sucked my lips. Oh god. Go ahead. And I was very. just like sucked my lips. Oh god go ahead and I was very
Starting point is 00:50:07 She can't wear the shorts on the podcast. We're flapping in the wind. I was just like fuck It was very very annoying. I've always been tempted in the in the airplane bathroom to see how far like off-center I can pee to where it'll like it'll like redirect it if I hit the flush It'll give it a lot. Oh, I thought you were gonna say because you're going 500 miles an hour. No, yeah, that's what you think. Everything is a physics problem to you.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Everything is a physics word problem. Let me think it can suck your piss from the air. Dude, that's some foul-mine. That's my giant off of my body, yeah. Suck it. It feels powerful because it's your general. It sucks the piss out of you. It did, it did.
Starting point is 00:50:44 It feels powerful because it's your general. What if the piss out of you. It did, it did, very quick. It feels powerful because it's your general. Well, it is on this basis. It's gonna be ace's new slogan. There's a lot of room. It's gonna sit on the actual base of the toilet. There's always gonna be an air gap under the seat. So it's never actually gonna suck you. That's true, that's probably, yeah, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:50:57 It just, it got very windy. Dude, if you made a seal, it would be... Yeah, what if you tried to make a seal? Like, what if you made a trouble? Yeah, there's gotta be some people that like go over the edge of it. That must be. Oh yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:51:07 I would think so. Some people. People have to buy two seats usually. Not in the plane. Well, I'd probably know that. Do you hear about that? The Southwest Airlines. He got booted from the Southwest Airlines flight
Starting point is 00:51:16 because they may have merged two seats. Oh, urban made a whore. I've got a couple of plain stories I want to get to. But first I want to read this and then we're going to get to a few plain stories. What we've had is testicles over the hull as you fletch. I'm going to mind. I've got to do of plain stories I want to get to, but first I want to read this and then we're going to get to a few plain stories. What would be bad is testicles over the hull as you flush. I'm going to mind, I've got to do an ad read, dude. All right, I'm going to be checking the voice notes.
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Starting point is 00:51:56 Squarespace, build it beautiful. It's a good time to remind everyone that if you're doing stuff online, it's good to have your own home. I think the shutdown of Vine is a good reminder of that. If you have all of your content, if you make some of mine, you're not for that. You don't own it. You may as well make a fucking website and own your own shit.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Great. Great deal. That eventually will happen to every website, every single website. Vericity? But I mean, it's gotta happen to everybody eventually. Where am I gonna put my journals? Like YouTube?
Starting point is 00:52:26 Well, eventually people will have another alternative. I mean, it might take a very long time. I didn't think anything would take down my space. And Facebook came along and everyone's like, yeah, I don't wanna be on that thing anymore. My space is still operating though, isn't it? As like a music site? Oh yeah, I mean, it's still there,
Starting point is 00:52:40 but it's like, and mainly it's where's the audience. That's basically what it boils down to. If you're trying to build a business Online you want to be where the most amount of people are or you want to make sure the people know where they can always find you So when I mean think about all the time that people invested in making their vine channel work We did vines. Those things were fucking hard back in the day when you couldn't edit it We could edit or anything like in the original version of vine where you couldn't edit it We used to do practice ones, but instead of having people stand there,
Starting point is 00:53:05 you would just use your hand sometimes. Yeah. This is, person's going to say this and then I think we posted one of those. Did we? Oh, is it in the papers? There is one Vine. And I think I remember which one it is where you could hear,
Starting point is 00:53:15 I think it's Gavin go one. Yeah. It means to go three, two, one, and then like start filming. It's probably one of the first ones and then we no longer said one after the first batch. The, uh, I think it's the one where you turn Gavin into Joe or you think you turn Gavin into Joe. Yeah, it is. Yeah. What, what do you think is the, what do you think is the, uh, the hardest vying that we shot?
Starting point is 00:53:32 Like, what was the hardest one? The milk one. Milk, junk one. Well, the milk, you keep messing up. The extra specs one that was so tough. Oh, like the transition. Yeah. That was like, we kept shooting again and again.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah, but that's just because poor bar. So there we have it. We're short off? Yeah, I picked a very like a Non-revealing bra that day and everyone's like oh like she could have chose something a little more like a little better Bron know that's like well that's I bet this is the reason I didn't You know that day too because we would keep leaving the room for you to change and then in the end you would just like I mean you see me in the room for you to change. And then in the end, you would just like, I mean, you've seen me in the bra afterwards. You might as well. I was just taking off my t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:54:09 And I'd make you guys leave the room. I was like, fuck it. It's no difference. It's just the act of pulling a shirt off versus the thing. It seems slightly more violating those summaries. So people are now sending me links to buy a Bluetooth card to put my PC. I know about that.
Starting point is 00:54:24 I know about that. So you could get that. I'm going to cut it plan. You can also just get a little out like a dongle that sits in the back. You plug in the USB and you can do stuff. So there are two different versions of the ASUS Maximus 7. There's the Maximus 7 formula which I read about that has Bluetooth and there's the Maximus 7 hero which does not have Bluetooth. That's what I have. So if you've got the hero you do not have Bluetooth. I do not but I stand corrected that that there are desktops that have Bluetooth bring it in I Doesn't have looks dude. I want to test you in the bottom right hand corner is the little icon
Starting point is 00:54:52 It's a B. I never put that two and two together on that. Yeah, no And I do not have the Bluetooth icon in my little sister I do either and my my desktop you know This is tray. I don't think I do either, and my desktop. You know? No. So we're doing a blue tooth. I've got it.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Maybe it's hidden. I probably have turned off. So you don't have blue tooth, then we got it off. I definitely have blue tooth in my computer. I've used it. So a couple of planes, these are not ready to be, but I felt like there's been a couple of plane accidents, or not accidents, but a couple of plane incidents
Starting point is 00:55:17 in the past week. A plane going on fire on the runway. A plane going on fire in the runway, you know, hair. An American Airlines flight. Was everyone okay? Yes. It was probably a protest. It was interesting con on fire in the runway, you know, hair. An American Airlines flight. Was everyone okay? Yes. Yes, protest. It was interesting because they evacuated the plane
Starting point is 00:55:28 and you know, everyone's got phones now. So there's like Instagram video. Yeah. And you know, find it on YouTube. A people's Snapchat. Probably Snapchat. You know, I've gotten off the plane and turned around and it's just start filming it.
Starting point is 00:55:37 And it's like a plane on the runway just starting to get engulfed in fire. And a ton of assholes with their fucking carry-ons out on the tarmac.mac. Leave that shit behind. Let me tell you something else too. If you can see a plane that's on fire, you're too close. Yeah, that's it. If you can physically see it, move away from it.
Starting point is 00:55:59 It's amazing to see some of people go back to help other people off the slide. No, that makes sense because you're helping people. of people go back to help other people off the slide. Nope. Well, that makes it crazy. You're helping people. They're going back to travel. That's different than standing 200 yards away. I mean, a lot of times with a phone. With a phone, Viafight will die in the explosions trying to put out a plane. And that's.
Starting point is 00:56:17 And that's, I mean, that's Viafight. Is they know what they're doing? And they have been there in Dubai a couple of months ago. Yeah. That's awful. Just like you can spontaneously. What was the cost? There was an uncontained engine failure
Starting point is 00:56:29 is the current speculation. So a piece of the turbine just, as they were accelerating to take off, a piece of the turbine just snapped and flew out of the plane. I can't begin to imagine what that would sound like. Like those engines are going so fast. How fast is, we're gonna be talking about how fast
Starting point is 00:56:47 does a plane have to go to take off? On a treadmill or on the, on a regular plane, like, let's just say like a, let's do a 737, which is one of the most common. 737, how fast do you think it has to go? Let's make some guesses. 737, 800. I was gonna say 180.
Starting point is 00:57:01 How many miles? How many miles per hour does it have to be going? I'm gonna say, to take off 210 The answer is the for Boeing 737 800 minimum take-off speed is 174 miles an hour close I get pretty close go to that What's a who they say you can't go over? Why do they do that when you do guessing stuff when you do?
Starting point is 00:57:22 The one who gets close without going right. But why, why? What's the going over? Is that like a tiebreaker for somebody's evenly apart? I think it's, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:57:38 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Or if someone was really dumb and they weren't the last person to bid, and they'd bid one dollar, and then the next person would be like two dollars. Yeah, that's the dick move. I never would have said how people can do that on prices, right? And the person next to him doesn't just haul off and hit them. It's like, they're just standing there. It's like a bit 1400, and the next person goes 1401,
Starting point is 00:58:02 which it's a great strategy. It really is a great strategy, but man, what a dick. I think it's a very good. You can also, you can also bring it to you, when if other people have done it, you just do that. The next person, I think the person who bids last is the one who's been up there the longest. So it's kind of like giving an advantage to the people who haven't won yet. You can essentially eliminate one person,
Starting point is 00:58:20 unless they get it right. What happens if you get it right? You go up on stage. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, where, and Major Nelson tweeted this, is how I found out about it. He saw a 747, a British RW747 making emergency landing in JFK. I guess they had hydraulic and landing gear problems. Was it taking off while coming in? He was coming in. It was coming in for a landing. It was many go there.
Starting point is 00:58:57 I'm so happy I'm hearing about this after all my flights. He said that from the terminal, he saw it land. He said that and he made a very quick stop in the middle of the runway. That must have been John. I'm sorry. There are some runways that I guess are pretty long. that from the terminal he saw it land, he said he made a very quick stop in the middle of the runway. That must have been John. There are some runways that I guess are pretty long, so when you land they don't really need to go all out on reverse thrust. But sometimes I guess it's short and you actually feel yourself sliding forward a little
Starting point is 00:59:16 bit in the show. Everyone who's put stuff on the floor, like it starts sliding forward. Yeah, people's phones typically go flying. And then the other one, a less serious not a not an aviation incident But there was a British Airways captain someone tweeted me this earlier today. There was a British Airways captain who Took nude selfies of himself while in the cockpit of a plane that was in my What? He's
Starting point is 00:59:41 So he was I don't know But he was taking dick pics. So how did that in the cockpit? uh... i don't know he was taken dick pics so how did that in the cockpit how do they find the well played with the cockpit uh... let's go question let me see uh... it does not say thank you very keep it on and that's not allowed
Starting point is 00:59:58 you know the jim no i don't think so i don't think it's a lot he's not got any concept of the customers he's got his feet on the yoke. Yeah, he's got porn laid out in the middle of the controls. So he's masturbating. Probably. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:11 And he's wearing stockings. No judgment. Oh, this could be dope. Somebody Senal Raja Paxe, hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. On Twitter, send us a Airbus A380 engine failure test. Like they induced engine failure. If you want to see what that looks like.
Starting point is 01:00:29 So when you hear it also, Barbara. Oh my God. Is he wearing stockings? Why is he wearing stockings? Hey, he's not. Yeah, he is. Oh, yeah. Why is that plane a lechus from the 70s?
Starting point is 01:00:40 Yeah, that does not look like a current photo. It sits. I don't know, I call it, is it like, some planes are old. Has it been, Yeah, this YouTube video is like 20 minutes for what is essentially, I wanna watch like five seconds of it.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Was that thing proven? Should we get some of the free games? It's all allegedly still. Okay. So, and we'll see. I don't know. But yeah, that's, I don't know, believe it. That's, I,'t know. Believe it. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:05 I don't believe it. That's, I, I, that seems insane to me. Like, you have that much responsibility. Like, what, what goes through your mind to making that's a good idea? Well, that should be fair. It's mostly autopilot the entire way, right? Mostly. Yeah, really.
Starting point is 01:01:18 But some, if something pops up, you gotta be ready. Like his penis. Like his penis. A penis pops up. You gotta be ready to handle that. Gotta get your hands on the tip. A copah is like, whoa. You know, it's one of those things, where someone gets, does something for so many hours
Starting point is 01:01:31 that it just becomes like wrote to them, and they don't mind, like I have a friend who's a surgeon, and he's partners with a bunch of other surgeons, and he said he would never let the one of his fellow surgeons and his partnership operate on him. And it was because he didn't have faith in him, it's because they would think too much about it.
Starting point is 01:01:48 They would have too strong of an opinion about it. And it's just like, you know, doing surgery is like one of the single most complex thing a human does. So you need to treat it like an everyday. Just, I mean, it's just like to them, it's just like after like your, you know, 50th surgery, you're like whatever. You're just doing something.
Starting point is 01:02:03 You're just doing whatever you're doing your thing, you know what I mean? It's like, you know, I've just never you're like, whatever. You're just doing something. You're just doing whatever you're doing your thing. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, I've just never been aroused at work. Like in a work environment, you want to be, I'm just never like, oh, I could go knock one out right now. Well, you also work with a bunch of smelly guys.
Starting point is 01:02:16 But still, it's like, I always see like, it's just like, I was like, there's like, posts about people like getting busted for having sex at work. You know what I mean? It's just like, it's weird. Or having sex on moon rocks. Or having sex on moon rocks or in vacant houses. That was another one. That was the real estate agent's...
Starting point is 01:02:30 Oh, that was in Austin, wasn't it? Oh, was it? Yeah, there was a thing in Austin about that. Lady she brought a guy in and banged somebody in a house that had just been closed on, so it was actually technically somebody's house. Do you think anyone is banged at Rishi? It's got to have happened.
Starting point is 01:02:44 No, I don't know. Grace, you see that little suspiciously? No, I don't know. I honestly don't know. Now he's covering up. That's a little too suave. I mean, that's too suave. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:54 You were too far the other way. I get to choose that all the time and be in red too much. So if I had to play too many people hit for that to have not happened by the odds, probably. I agree with it. But there's not a lot of time. I think there's a worse question you can ask.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Who's baffling out? Yeah, he's jerked it in here. It's got to happen. Yeah, that probably has happened. On this couch. Probably. So have you heard there's a really strange news story that broke this past, maybe this past week and maybe late last week in South Korea?
Starting point is 01:03:20 Have you heard this weird conspiracy theory that's come out about their president? No. How can my username be incorrect? You're incorrect. No, I haven't heard that. No, Gus, we have not. Apparently, the president of South Korea has been consulting a personal friend who is a shaman, uh-oh, to have her, like, proofread confidential speeches and help her make policy decisions. And the shaman has also potentially allegedly misappropriated millions of
Starting point is 01:03:51 dollars of government funds to themself. So and like now this like this is slowly starting to come out and you're they're realizing that there's this group of eight shaman's who are part of this weird old cult who have maybe secretly been controlling the South Korean government behind the scenes for the past few years. That's wicked. Yeah, so there's been like mass protests in the streets of Seoul.
Starting point is 01:04:11 I wish this had happened while I was, I would have loved to have seen this. There's been like tens of thousands of people in the streets of Seoul calling for the president to resign and for investigations into this cult that might be controlled South Korea. That's so weird. It's like, it's weird.
Starting point is 01:04:24 It's the kind of thing you would read as a headline, be like, just know it, that's true. I also feel like that should be bigger news. Yeah, I feel like it's not being covered really anywhere. I read, this gets sound terrible. I first read about it on 4chan. I was like, this bullshit. Then I did some searching and I found it on some Japanese news site.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Then the next day was on the BBC. Then the next day was on NPR. It's not front page news on any of these. but if you search for the right terms, you'll find like legitimate news outlets, like, you know, the NPR and the BBC are doing stories about it and talking about it. That's so strange. Yeah, maybe though that same cult is also, also has influence over the media here in the US and they're kind of pushing it down, keeping it under wraps.
Starting point is 01:05:04 Do you think the US has a cult of sh shaman i would have said never but now who fucking knows well you have to how long was the how long we see the president of she she's sorry i believe she's nearing the end of her term let me check so what's the term of a south korean president i apologize i was admittedly with half of the news are because i'm bleeding up the survey from earlier today. So She has got a lot of responses. We got a thousand responses. Wow in just about an hour. Let's see how many to read
Starting point is 01:05:32 All right, we're not gonna read. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Hey Patrick. How we doing the voice? I was got anything of note She's been president since February 2013 Okay, so coming up on four years. Barbara, what did you think of England? I loved it. You did? You'd have been before. I've never been to England before.
Starting point is 01:05:54 I was just there over the weekend for MCM Comic Con. I unfortunately didn't really get to see anything though, just because, I mean, we all know when we're in a city for a con, you barely actually get to see that city unless you stay in extra day or two. Also Comic Con is at the Excel, which is in the Docklands, which isn't gonna let down nowhere. It's not so bad. I think I got the DLR right?
Starting point is 01:06:11 Well, the DLR is like, you're not even on the tube. You're gonna take the DLR to the rest of the London Undergrim. I also was telling Gavin this, and I was telling everyone who I met. I was surprised at how lovely and pleasant and nice everyone was. Why? Because my only representation of England is Gavin. Yeah. Am I not nice?
Starting point is 01:06:32 He's kind of shitty. You mean the same guy who writes Kant on my arm when I'm not looking? And he's lovely to me. But that's funny. No, I know. He probably had to go to know you for a while first. Yeah, I didn't go straight in with that. No, I know. I went up to it. I had to know you for like while first. You was probably a little like. Yeah, I didn't go straight in with that. No, I know. I'd let up to it.
Starting point is 01:06:45 I didn't know you for like eight years before I did that. Sure. To build up to it. First you would write twat. But you could build up to the hard side. I guess it's because I know Canadians have a reputation of being very polite and nice and so do like southerners and stuff.
Starting point is 01:06:58 But I don't know, like, do British people are they known for being really sweet, nice people? It could just be like... No, I think it's more to do with the fact that they love you and their fans, and they were very excited to meet the cast of Roob's. Roob-y. Yeah, I think it had a lot to do with the fact that they're a Root-youth fans, because every Root-youth fan I've ever met has been wonderful.
Starting point is 01:07:19 Typically, a convention is like the best example of a place, because it's all the people who want to talk to you and know you. It's crazy though. You rarely go to one and never know it was rude. It's like, why would they be coming to see you if they're true? I was shocked at how many people, like it was almost at the level of RTX with how often
Starting point is 01:07:35 we got recognized there. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. It was great to see the amount of fans in the UK. Yeah, I think RTX is like, it's like, to me, that's the experience of what it would be like to be an actual famous person Yeah, like because you lit you can't go anywhere and not run into somebody who's like, hey, you're saying hello to you and things like that
Starting point is 01:07:54 But I can go like four blocks away mad. Yeah, but yeah, it's like yeah, just leave downtown and you're good Yeah, you're great and it's just that one weekend, you know We also love seeing like like there's other celebrities there too, who are guests of the con who are in television shows or movies, and they see our line, which is crazy, because we have so many fans in town. And we see all of them, I don't really remember any of their names, they're not like,
Starting point is 01:08:16 I'm not familiar with their work. It's a lot of like CW shows and stuff like that, or. They get baffled by it. Yeah, I saw like a lot of them come by our booth. Look at us. Look at our line. Look at us again. Look at our headshots behind us and just be like or they'll do the same thing. Usually you go you end up for you and do it. I'll show you an amount of bust together. Yeah. Gavin and I were like kind of bust with Verne Troyer and Christopher Lloyd. And so it's just a chance we're all the special guests from a convention to interact.
Starting point is 01:08:46 And invariably the question we always get is like, it's like, so what does it think you guys do? What does he get? It's always like kind of a little accusatory in a way of like, what's going on? And Gavin, I'm Australia, we would come back at the end of every day and we would have, I'd have a box and Gavin would have a box
Starting point is 01:09:01 just filled with booze. And the other guests are like, what in the world are you bringing you booze? It's like, they're way more excited about us off to the day it was done. They were, they were all like digging through it with us. Did people don't do that for Ruby as much?
Starting point is 01:09:14 We do get a lot of very nice gifts and fan art and a lot of people brought us like different types of chocolates and treats. It's so cool. It's not like going to conventions. Yeah, it's so, I think they just see the vlog where I like, with some, I went to Chicago. to Chicago and I was like stuck in Chicago
Starting point is 01:09:28 and I was like, I was like, you know what? I'm gonna go out and get some pizza. And then I just said I was stuck in Chicago and somebody wrote me on Twitter and said, if you're stuck in Chicago, I'll buy you dinner. And I said, well, I'm going to this pizza place. So you're not buying me dinner, but if you wanna come, I'll be there.
Starting point is 01:09:40 And he came out and like two other people came. Yeah, they read that. Just a real strange joke. No, I was just like, but it's like, it goes back to what we've always said is, is if you make content that you would wanna watch, the people that end up watching it and like, you had to tend to be people a lot like you.
Starting point is 01:09:54 So it's like almost like, I learned this going back to RVBTO back in the day, which was one of the first big fan events for Rucho Teeth, is that like, you kinda show up and you have this big group of friends in a city, and you just haven't ever met them before. You know, you're just like kind of like drop you like pick up the conversation. It's it's easy. Yeah, I love it. The the RT UK community group is also incredible. They did meetups every single night and there's huge hundreds and hundreds of community members. I think the UK is a pretty big audience behind the US right in a Ruchadeeth
Starting point is 01:10:23 fandom. Yeah, London's one of the cities we receive the most travel from. Yeah, it's like what Sydney, London, Toronto, and then New York, LA. Yep, one of those. One of those that stopped them. I had an interesting thing happen the other day where the driver that was gonna tell me to work.
Starting point is 01:10:35 Here, he knew who I was. He was like, oh my God, this is crazy. I was like, and then he was like, I'm not gonna talk to you because I know you don't like to be talked to by your driving. Oh really? So you need that well? Yeah, I was like, oh, it's fine though, because I just don't like small talk with strangers, but we're not strangers, because you know who I am,
Starting point is 01:10:51 and it's fine, we have a lot of common. And we just talked the whole way, it was fine. Did I tell you about the weird thing I have on that with the amazing race when we were going out? It was a weird start this time with the amazing race, so we had to go out to LA, do all of our press photos, and then we had to fly back to Austin to start at our house. We didn't know we were starting at our house.
Starting point is 01:11:09 We came back as they told us we were going to shoot like our in-home introduction package. Like, hey, I'm Bernie, I'm actually, we're gamers and all that stuff, you know, all that stuff. That's what they told us we're going to be doing. Instead, they started this from our houses. But when we were going out to LA, the race was still a week from starting.
Starting point is 01:11:23 But we had to go with all of our stuff. Like, so we were going out to LA, the race was still a week from starting, but we had to go with all of our stuff Like so we were wearing like just like very adventurous clothes and we had our backpacks We came walking on the driveway and the taxi driver goes you ready for the amazing race and we're like What like we were because we were already expecting something was gonna happen You have told the story. Yeah, so it's like it was definitely freaked us out like this guy and then he's like no You just guys look like you're you look like you're ready to go make it a joke. Yeah, yeah, we it's like it was definitely freaked us out like this guy and then he's like no you guys look like you're you look like you're ready Yeah, yeah, we were just like Our reaction must have been so bad, you know because we were still like thinking we had to keep it
Starting point is 01:11:55 Yeah, something like that. Yeah, that was like playing that was in the playing they said that so I'm told that we have two voicemails ready All right We'll do that and then we'll do the survey so keep answering the survey if you want to take part in it We got can we hear the voicemails out here? They poll instead of survey what we gonna do? I'm afraid We'll worry about that a couple years Gavin oftentimes you're telling like you don't know what you're talking about But more often that turns out to be right. How does this make the rest of you guys feel?
Starting point is 01:12:18 Wait, wait go back on that one. We couldn't hear about Gavin He's often times you sound like you don't know what you're talking about But more often than not turns out to be right. Who's it addressed to? Gavin. Oh, Gavin. But then it says, how does this make the rest of you guys agree? Yeah, everyone except me.
Starting point is 01:12:32 I don't doubt Gavin as much as you guys do. I think I am aware of how smart he is. I think our involvement of that has been now when Gavin says something, instead of us going, you're fucking idiot. We go, Gus, what is Gavin trying to say? What does that mean? And we try to figure out, Gus and I play a game together, we try to figure out what Gavin's trying to say.
Starting point is 01:12:51 We don't, I don't think we don't jump on him as quickly, but it's kind of a shame. Like that was a lot of good conversations, even in Let's Place 2 where I'll be like, I'll just say something and then we'll be like, yeah, you're probably right. It's like, oh, that's not as fun. Right, you gotta be wrong every now and then.
Starting point is 01:13:06 You gotta start seeding it by saying some things that are wrong. What was the last thing you were wrong about that we were agreeing about? I think it's been a while. Yeah. It's been a while. You gotta throw some more out there.
Starting point is 01:13:15 You gotta be about 50-50. All right. That's probably wrong, that's some club. So that first color was from Fluegerville, not too far from here. Fluegerville, you know, my problem is I admit when I'm wrong and I should take the approach of being I'm still right get a new toilet Okay, I'm you toilet all right second caller I think the second one is also Gavin usually takes some time to explain what he means
Starting point is 01:13:36 He's been over it in his head a few times and he says it like the filtered version of it that only makes sense in his brain But then when you hear the explanation by the the time it comes out on my mouth, it's lost all relevance and context. And it's just like a bunch of, so like, what's the speed of push? I make you do the work. You say that, it's like what speed of push? Yeah, how did he, how did he arrive at this?
Starting point is 01:13:55 Like, what was the train of thought that stopped at this fucking station? Because in my head it's like, what about this? Oh, but then this would happen. But if that would happen, would this happen? And then I say the last bit and you're like, and then you come out and you say, what was the first yellow?
Starting point is 01:14:09 And I was like, what are you talking about? That makes no sense. But I always have said those arguments, the Gavin is one of the most brilliant people I know. The thing about Gavin is he gets a super cinematic brain. He did this thing one time, who knows why we were doing this? We were throwing rocks in the water.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Do you remember that? And I look over and Gavin had his eyes shut. And I go, well, he's like, shutting your eyes and see if you can throw the rock in the water. It's a lake, you're gonna hit it. And he goes, no, he goes, when the bloop of the water comes, he shuts his eyes so that like captures that moment. And it's like, as a memory, captures it.
Starting point is 01:14:45 And that's like, he's basically using his own eyes as a camera. So he shuts his eyes so he doesn't get any other input. And the last thing he saw was the bloop. And so it's because he's constantly overwrite your memories. If you shut your eyes. He works part, right?
Starting point is 01:14:57 I tried it since then. Why would you want to remember throwing a rock and two? Oh, just to say if it looked good to slam it. I used to do it when I was a kid when I'd have a bowl of cereal and I would rinse out the bowl and I just throw the spoon in the bowl and to make a splash and I'd always shut my eyes to see what the splash is.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Well, I do that thing. This is gonna be very, very girly of me. But when I'm trying to figure out what shoes I wanna wear with an outfit, I'll put on a pair of shoes. I'll look at it. I'll close my eyes, put on the other pair of shoes and open my eyes to compare it. So you're putting on shoes with your eyes closed?
Starting point is 01:15:24 Yeah. Oh, it's just like slipping them on. But that way I could like see the other one in my head and then I just instantly. It's just like too much information unless you actually stop and remember the last frame. Don't go to your significant other with each shoe, a shoe on each foot and go, which looks better?
Starting point is 01:15:37 Because that's cruel because God, at least me, I'm like over a thousand lifetime on that guy. Oh, Aaron's always a hundred percent. Oh, I'm like that shoe. And my girlfriend's always like, I know, what's for sure that shoot and My girlfriend's always like no what's for sure? My girlfriend you mean Ash why did she what did she? Well, I she hasn't done it a thousand times over the course of my life Many women have done this many women all the all the the scores of women Finders of women so you have another voicemail women tend to get dressed
Starting point is 01:16:02 We do have another voicemail Bowling green Ohio So you have another voicemail? We tend to get dressed. We do have another voicemail. A single one is from bowling green, Ohio. After eight years and 400 podcasts, do you guys have any regrets? Such as things that you said or things that you guys wish you could have done when you haven't done it yet? I don't know. Why are you whispering? Is someone in the house with this guy? Someone's like, if they're in the house. I regret telling,
Starting point is 01:16:26 I regret telling the airplane wet dream story. I regret, I said, fuck control room, just laughing. I'm just, you know, something's you keep inside, like Tom Hanks in St. Pratt Ryan, something's you keep in the street. And I screwed some light of semen too.
Starting point is 01:16:41 No, I would say probably there's nothing I really regret. You know, there's been times I've been wrong and stuff. That's something I regret. I regret editing about the first 100 audio podcast on an external hard drive because it was slow as shit and I didn't realize it. That's why I was slow as shit. I'm still a monitor.
Starting point is 01:17:01 I moved to an interior hard drive, an internal hard drive, and there's like, oh wow. Really, and you're gonna fucking criticize me about fucking Bluetooth and other computing stuff. That's pretty dumb. You don't know that external drive doesn't. I thought it'd be fast, it's just audio file. I thought it'd be fast enough. You know what, you had USB-C ports, you'd be speedin'.
Starting point is 01:17:17 You know, that's true. I didn't have the courage. I was using Firewire 800. It seems like that would have been fast enough. It was fast in the day. Yeah, that had a 400. What do you guys edit on these days? For video premiere why are you looking at me? I was asking. I use I'm a movie I'm movie
Starting point is 01:17:34 Have anything else. I've been using final cut X or pro 10 X because I like Final cut X or final cut pro final cut pro 10 there is no pro 10 is there at was there's Fc I think it's FCPX. I think it's Final Cut X is what it's called right? I'm looking FCPX Final Cut Pro. What are you what are you regret though? Is it the X we had to learn how to read we learn how to edit? Like what was those the final cut that came out that everyone refused to move to it was 10 That works. Yeah, she has like very easy to use speed ramping tools. No, I'm pretty much using it for that. Because the rest of Slimer guys are just chop, chop, chop, add sound.
Starting point is 01:18:11 And that's kind of universal. I don't need all the powerful crap. You say add sound when you get to nothing. I've seen your project. It's like a billion sounds that you add. Dude, the one I just put out, I was adding sounds for all the hairs coming out of Dan's skin when we waxed him.
Starting point is 01:18:23 Why do you do that? Do you just go one by one through it? Oh, I was going to frame my frame and pasting a bloop. And then I would pitch shift it a little bit and then go, bloop, and do it again. It took forever. It was a waste of time. The sound of that was real cool. Dandy that shit. He doesn't even know how to import footage.
Starting point is 01:18:36 Wow. Anyway, so I exported that. And I was working on two videos at once. I'm working on a much bigger one at the same time. And as I was working on the one that I have to work on this week. I realized I hadn't put one up in like three weeks. So I was like, oh, I'm going to quickly make this one. Exported that went back to my other project. Final Cut Pro had updated in the meantime to a completely different interface. Like it looks entirely different. Can't just do that. And my plugins don't work. Like
Starting point is 01:19:01 my phantom plugin doesn't work. So all of my phantom footage that I was working on and had timed and dollar stuff just plays as black footage now. So it's like, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can your time machine would also have your project. Oh, good point. Good point. It's a nice tunnel drive. It would be there. What? Yeah, I think on an external drive, we just made fun of guests for that. It's Thunderbolt. That's the one piece of equipment I didn't show off in my blog where I showed all my equipment.
Starting point is 01:19:37 I did a vlog for the first members where I went over all the equipment I used for the vlog. And I didn't show off the Samsung Power Drive. I love that thing. Thanks pretty cool. Little solid state hard drive. It's like super fast. Throw a project on it and I just plug in wherever I am.
Starting point is 01:19:50 I just plug in the USB-C. So it's the wave of the future. You got courage for using that. Thanks man. I appreciate that. No head for a port out of heat. I didn't see my regret. We went on and met something else.
Starting point is 01:20:00 Was it ever great on the podcast that we were up in Alaska? Or regret in life? I think it's a podcast. Yeah, podcast. Out of 400 podcasts, any regrets? Yeah, absolutely. What do you got? I think everyone knows what mine is.
Starting point is 01:20:11 If you got to guess. I was so much sad that you got caught a lot of shit for. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. You don't want to bring it up, cause it's like, stirs the pot. It was about Twitter. Yeah. I'll just leave it at that.
Starting point is 01:20:21 And it was a dumb statement and I didn't think about what I was saying or it came out completely wrong, and people took it the wrong way. As they should have. I mean, it's 800 hours of podcasting approximately. Probably longer. Yeah, and it's just like, you know, there's a lot of life on there.
Starting point is 01:20:35 You know, say some stuff. Do you think you're different as a person to when you first did the podcast? I would say no. I don't think so. Although I do like when I go back and watch myself. I remember you got pretty damn annoyed when the phone kept ringing.
Starting point is 01:20:46 I feel wittier. And now your phone is going off constantly on the podcast. Constantly. I wasn't mad the phone was going off. I was mad that their solution to the phone going off. There. Why am I getting tossed into this? I was sitting down.
Starting point is 01:20:56 I was stupid. It was just like, It was just like, It was just like, Just get rid of the fucking phone. So you'd rather than throw it out of the office than just pull the battery up. Like the battery was not going to come to a cord back then like it was a plug in module
Starting point is 01:21:08 was too much. It was too much. I was very, I used to be an angry person. I'm not as angry as I used to. So you have changed. I've changed a little. That's good. Did you say you're a grunt?
Starting point is 01:21:18 Um, I don't know, I've been drunk. That's much more like in videos. I've been drunk in videos. I regret those. I don't know being drunk That's much more like your videos of a drunk and videos. I regret those why I know it's just like it's personal Isn't it there's no filter at that point? Yeah, but that's what makes it good. Yeah, it's good if it's rare Have you have you ever seen the extra livestream from last year? Yeah, have you guys? God sure he's seen it multiple. I don't regret that but man that was It was like that was my favorite part of the entire 24 hours, so. That was painful. Even though I was scared for your life.
Starting point is 01:21:49 What's your biggest regret? Is that it? Uh, no, I thought I said it was on the set. It was just editing, it was on the set. Yeah, well, you know what I mean? It was on the podcast. Do you want to know something really funny about drunk Gus on that stream? And I don't know if many people picked this up, but if you watch the footage of Hurricane Gus doing that thing,
Starting point is 01:22:03 when you come back in with your jacket on, and you like pick up the mic and try to say something, and then you, I was like, what do you need Gus? And you go, uber. Before that, when we first try to say something, but the mic is turned down, I hear you go, can someone summon me a new bird? And then I was like, what?
Starting point is 01:22:24 And that's what he said. Noober. That's how fast I was falling off. Like I was just gone. I think, I think Bernie was asking me the other day, like if I had ever gotten so drunk that I couldn't stand up and I was like, yep. I had to be like,
Starting point is 01:22:37 have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't stand up or that you couldn't walk? No, never. Me neither. I see videos all the time, like people in Russia that are like walking this way in that way or like trying to go up a hill and then just fall backwards. I've never. Me neither. I see videos all the time, like people in Russia that are like walking this way in that way, or like trying to go up a hill and then just fall backwards.
Starting point is 01:22:47 I've never been like that. I know, if you've been sitting for a while drinking, then you get up and then you're like, whoa, like a little wobbly at first, just because you're re-dining at that. Yeah, I've had that. I've never had the con walk down the street. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:58 Level. I would pass out. I would too. I would just throw up everywhere and lie down. Yeah. Well, I would pass out way before that point, you know what I mean? Well, like the dude in the UK video, who's walking with his head up, and he's like, wow, it's like, it's amazing.
Starting point is 01:23:10 I have a pretty great throw up story from London. Oh, what do you got? And I hope she doesn't get mad at me for telling the story. Let's guess, let's guess. Who threw up in London? She was there with the Ruby cast. Was it a Ruby cast person? By the way, I said, I said, oh, so oh so cool cuz London Comic Con the entire Ruby cast is going and
Starting point is 01:23:28 Michael Jones goes well not the whole Ruby cast I was like what is mom in the cast that place on I'm like The companies in the cabin the cast dude has like he got really like he was like you know Really hard? I was like sorry dude. You got really kind of offended by it Well, I would have known what you meant It like the people in the police. Yeah, it's the rubies Yeah, I don't want to jump any conclusions. So I don't want to call anyone out We can all just take a one I Put my money on Aaron. Okay, that's okay. Same. Oh, you're taking the same one. Yeah, I thought we all I thought we were gonna do a different one
Starting point is 01:24:03 Oh, okay, I'll take Barbara. OK. I'll take Cara. OK, so no one thinks Lindsay. So a perspective. Spectre. Spectre. We all flew into London on Thursday.
Starting point is 01:24:13 We got in pretty early. And then we met up for drinks with Alan, who was in town as well, and some other folks. The Alan wet? Number one. Alan was there. Of course he was. Alan Muhammad, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 01:24:23 Out of town. Out of country. And like you do in London London you go to a pub So we as one does we went to a pub and Everything's bigger everything. I think they make their drinks stronger. Maybe I don't know you're strong. It is and Aaron I guess does drink a lot anymore. Yeah, so she started drinking money in the back And we hadn't eaten a lot that day either since we like basically got to our hotels and went back to sleep
Starting point is 01:24:47 That's no excuse. I know I eat and then after that we won't tell for five minutes. I mean half the mini bar and then after that we went out to dinner Where we had sake And we know it was a some other type of CFC it's called like flesh and something. I don't know if you know that restaurant. Well, the question was... That's a weird name.
Starting point is 01:25:11 I forget the second part of that. Flesh and something. Flesh and socky. Flesh and pence? And I already could tell that she was getting a little toasty, little drunk. And then... Well, how could you tell?
Starting point is 01:25:21 Because she told me that she was drunk. We were talking and she just goes, I'm drunk. Fushin buns. Flushin butt and sets the one and Right after she says that I go do you want some water she goes no Picks up her glass of sake and just downs it all at once. Oh, she's now. She's being funny about it And I was thinking this is good and well I like that though and people when it's like they just decide it's like tonight. I'm gonna hit it hot I'm gonna go for it. Yeah, but you got mad at me when I did that Augustus party No, that was awesome because you brought me down
Starting point is 01:25:52 Of a I can't drink tequila. Is that when you had a boa on? Yeah That was that night The folk room was born. I got pretty fucking that was the only night. It's not like the folkroom thing happens all the time So the thing I said, one fucking time. It was boring. So what? So we were about to close out and leave the restaurant, and she just ended up leaving, because she
Starting point is 01:26:12 I didn't think she was feeling too well, obviously. And called us in Uber. We got in the Uber, and she instantly like leans her head down. No, oh. In the Uber? I could see the Uber driver driving, keeps looking back at her and he goes,
Starting point is 01:26:25 she all right, do I need to pull over? And she's not saying anything and I'm like, kind of like rubbing her back. I was like, oh, I think she's just tired and then she goes like this. Oh, you guys are worst. She goes like that. What was that? She flips off the driver. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Why? Because she's drunk and he was like, she all right. And she was just being sassy about it, I guess. That's pretty sassy. And she showed them that. We were maybe still like 20 minutes away from the hotel. This was like a 45 minute drive. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:26:52 And. She had gone to flesh and bun. She rolls down the window. No, that's not good. And I'm like, oh God. And like I still have my hand on her back. And her head's out the window. That's the way she puts her on the window.
Starting point is 01:27:02 I think she's just getting air at first. And then all of a sudden, I feel. Like Labrador or Trey? Maybe if you're not feeling well, you want some air on your face. It's common. But all of a sudden, I have my hand on her back and I feel like, you felt the head.
Starting point is 01:27:15 I felt like movement in her back. And I was like, oh, oh, okay. Do you have to find a seat over here? I'd be so fucking. He didn't seem to care too much. And. Is he easier to hose off on the outside. Yeah, we get to the hotel,
Starting point is 01:27:28 and she, I think, she's just not feeling well, so she just takes off and goes up to her room. And then me, Lindsay, and Kara all get out. And we're like, I was like, maybe there's a little bit of residue on the side that we should just clean up. We go to the side and it's just like, oh, over the side of the car.
Starting point is 01:27:48 So you tip the guy like crazy? Well, he luckily had wipes in his car. So all three of us are sitting there like cleaning the car off. And at one point, Cara's just wiping and she goes, team Ruby. Yeah. That's also so good about that story. I can still hear Cara saying that too. It's funny because it's like guys can be fun. It's like four friends, three wiping the vomit.
Starting point is 01:28:08 The other. But the fact that each person is the voice of one of team Ruby and the actual characters in a show is so funny. I can't wait to see the TV episode based on this. And really funny. Three characters wiping the residue of a different character of the car. She was fine.
Starting point is 01:28:23 She was fine. Happened. It happens to all of us. It happens. That's why he's character is wiping the residue of a different character. She was fine. She was fine. Happens. Happens to all of us. It happens. That's the worst when you get that drunk and you're going to be sick and you're that far from home or like, it was a 45 minute drive. Yeah, that's bad.
Starting point is 01:28:36 That's right. And at first I was like, do you want like Lindsay and Caird, you want to go like ahead and then we'll just wait until she feels better to take a car. Because I didn't want to hurt a vomit in the Uber and me to pay what, 200 bucks? Yeah. Whatever the fee is, it's good. Why would you quit so far? Because we were meeting that way.
Starting point is 01:28:49 If you throw up in somebody's car and you get out for 200 bucks, count your lucky stars. Yeah. That's because somebody threw up in my car, be furious with them. Yeah. I'd be furious. So was that the first place you went
Starting point is 01:28:59 where the currency was of higher value than the dollar? I mean, barely. Not by much of this one. It was almost one to one. Was it really? Yeah. Woof. How does that feel?
Starting point is 01:29:09 For me? Yeah. All right. I don't live there anymore. There you go. The, I was trying to think like, there's 1.22 pounds to the dollar. 1.1?
Starting point is 01:29:21 2.2. Deuce, Deuce. Deuce, Deuce. Yeah, that was a time where it was, it was 2 to 1. One point what two two doose doose doose Yeah, that was a time where it was it was two to one. I I've been in the UK when it's practically two to one. Yeah, it fucking sucks All right, you guys want to hear the survey stuff also if you wanted to the only I don't think there's anything this week that we started talking about But then for didn't finish is that a voicemail got any more voicemail Patrick? I think that was it. I would love to get to the point we take live calls. Maybe we'll get there eventually. Yeah, but we do that we have to make it open to the public because I think our first members
Starting point is 01:29:50 tend to be like same as a group and there's that sliver of insanity that's in the public audience that I want to get to. Maybe we'll have to spend this. I'm going to pitch you an idea right now. Go for it. So this is podcast 400. The actual eight year anniversary the podcast is in early December like around the ninth or so Why don't we do an anniversary eight year open to the public stream? Maybe we can take calls then I got better idea. Why don't we do a live show?
Starting point is 01:30:16 What do we do like we did the one live live? Theater event where we did it at downtown Austin for the state theater Why don't we just do a lot of it? So it's a studio audience? Why don't we do like, do we have any schedule for Let's Buy Live coming up? Patrick sent the notes. No, no, no, we're on the calendar. We're done, done for the year.
Starting point is 01:30:31 Patrick, yeah, yeah, schedule is something. Got it. The December. It's all a live dream from Patrick. He just gave someone so much more. December 12th. Yeah, every voice mail tonight sounded like someone trying not to wake up the parents.
Starting point is 01:30:44 Yeah, right. They were all like, nice guys. wake up the parents. Yeah, they were all like, that's good guys. Well, apparently that second one, the guy was sick. He tweeted at us. Oh, he's sick. He said he was sick and that's why he was a sick. He sounded like he had his penis out there. Like that? And taking pictures and I couldn't.
Starting point is 01:30:57 Sounded like his novel's out. All right, this is what you're gonna get when you call in. Just be warned. Hey, that's what you're gonna get. Character assassination. You've set this before. You become part of the show. If you step up to the mic,
Starting point is 01:31:07 you are part of the show. You are part of the show. And it's like we will, if people sometimes get taken aback by like, they're like, I can't believe it's hard to fans like that. It's like we will talk to you literally the way, either you talk to us or the way we talk to each other.
Starting point is 01:31:18 That is fair warning I feel like. All right, you wanna- It's all part of the show. You wanna get to your survey? With respect. We don't have respect when we talk to each other like that. OK, survey. In the last two years, have you
Starting point is 01:31:28 made a gaming purchase decision before launch of a game based on a review? We had 1,100 respondents. And 72% of the people said, no. In the last two years, they have not based a pre-launch decision on a review What percent was that? 72% pretty high. Yeah, so 28% said they did in the last few years Have you made a gaming purchase for a decision after the launch of a game based on a review?
Starting point is 01:31:58 70% said yes, they had so so Clearly there people are making decisions for reviews, they're using them for games that have already come out, not for games that are about to long. So they don't need them early. They do. I think it's more about the company. What is your primary source of information for making gaming purchase decisions? I'll read you the options and I'll tell you the top three. Review sites, new sites, forums, let's play the genre not the receipt brand podcasts word of mouth trailers and marketing Non YouTube or not to me non-let's play YouTube or other police specify Number one answer was let's place 45% of people said they watch let's just determine it. Yeah, it was it was
Starting point is 01:32:43 Easily double the next highest one was word of mouth. That was 18%. Was a podcast up there? Podcast was up there. It was only 3%. Hmm. Fair play. People don't use podcast for this stuff.
Starting point is 01:32:54 What's interesting is this is a podcast audience and it's taking it. I mean, there's so much you can get from people talking about a game they've played if you haven't played it. If you actually see someone play it and have fun in it, I can see what that's the biggest driving force. 70% of our audience gets their news and information
Starting point is 01:33:10 about games and purchasing decisions and get it from video-based content. 25% get it from text-based. And only a smidge, like 5% get it from audio-based sources. You wanna hear some responses for where people get information? Sure. Some of the other responses were load up, baby.
Starting point is 01:33:29 Twitch live streams, which I didn't include on there. That's what somebody said for places they get information. And somebody said all of them really. But, you know, I'm trying to ask what their primary one is. I don't make any game purchases without cross referencing reviews, let's place and thoughts from friends, unless it's a game I personally anticipated from a studio that I believe in And then I asked a random question is Dr. Strange gonna be any good 30% of our audience doesn't care Whether or not Dr. Strange good, but it's pretty high like five to one ratio of people think Dr. Strange is gonna be good
Starting point is 01:34:00 I'm looking forward to it I'm here because I was like, oh, it's gonna be fucking it's train wreck, it's gonna be horrible. And all the reviews for it are so fucking great that I'm like, I'm actually gonna go see it opening night now at the IMAX. I'm going to see it Thursday. And I think I'm gonna think I was gonna be completely wrong
Starting point is 01:34:16 just like I was with Guardians of the Hell. Yeah, Marvel, you get an IMAX. They've been knocking it out with every movie except Ant-Man. Yeah, I got to see IMAX. I got to actually take it to see if anyone wants to go. I really want to eat myself. Hello. Oh, yeah, I missed this post earlier Barbara yeah when Aaron walked on yeah in his costumes someone someone wrote god damn it Barb yeah I missed it I
Starting point is 01:34:38 should have fucking did that they said we can eat it I that looks like fondant to me might not be the most you think so is. So is anybody else, has anybody else watching Black Mirror? Is anybody else watch Black Mirror? I was, uh, I was gonna start watching that this weekend, uh, is gonna be Ashley JD and I, but JD and I just played so much civilization six that we never gonna watch. Have you watched any of the previous seasons? We watched none of it. Okay. Don't spoil it for me please. I really want to. It's not serial. It's stand it's all stand alone. Okay great episode So I mean, I'm gonna buy the head off. I want to document
Starting point is 01:35:08 What do I want to make the episodes from this season the season season three just came out One of the yet one of the season three episodes is Easily the best episode of black me or ever and maybe one of my favorite episodes of anything on television I've ever seen really It's so fucking good. Which episode? I believe the episode is titled San Junipero. Right? One hour.
Starting point is 01:35:30 Should I start with that one if I'm- It's fine. Like I said, it's not serial. You can just start with any episode. Watch San Junipero. It's on Netflix. Check it out. Fucking amazing.
Starting point is 01:35:41 What would you classify as being your previous favorite episode of sci-fi? on episode of television But it was tough god. I don't know that's such a broad question. I would say what mine was Yeah, please start next check the next generation an episode called the inner light, which one was that don't want the flute? Okay, that's a that's a really really good one. I think I want a Hugo war. Yeah, God It's fucking good. I wanted to get JD hooked on Star Trek the next generation. I had him sit down and watch that episode.
Starting point is 01:36:10 He got hooked. Yeah. That's a fantastic episode. Great, Stan. Great. You don't have to know anything about Star Trek either. It's a great standalone episode. Yep.
Starting point is 01:36:17 So anyway, if you're not watching Black Mirror, go watch it. And you should definitely watch Sengen Perl. There's a lot. I thought they were a couple of episodes, I wasn't too crazy about this season, but overall, that's a quality, quality TV show. Five.
Starting point is 01:36:31 Can you get some more places? Yep, there you go. And then the other thing I want to mention, we're wrapping up here pretty soon. The other thing I want to mention is, Okay, 500 will get in real quick. Remind everyone. At four.
Starting point is 01:36:40 If you're in the US, go vote. You have one week left, and then we're done with this. Get out there. Yeah. And do it. Isn't it really fair to say that we'll be done with it? Like I'm sure once the election happens, there's going to be this huge relief
Starting point is 01:36:52 facing finally that's over. But for about half the country, they're going to be like, no, it's not over. It's like, I still have to deal with this fucking candidate that I couldn't stand. Is that the same? Yeah, but with every other. Oh, every, yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:03 Yeah, I'm just saying like, everyone's like anticipating this huge sense of relief. I don't know that we're going to get that as a country. I really't stand. Is that the same? But with every other, or every, uh, Yeah. I'm saying like, I think everyone's like anticipating this huge sense of relief. I don't know that we're going to get that as a country. I really don't. Hopefully we won't be leading the headlines and the primary topic of conversation constantly. That I get. It won't dominate the conversation. So I think I've talked about this on the podcast before, but I vote in every election possible,
Starting point is 01:37:21 even like the, the Piddly City level ones that people wouldn't think to vote in, because I guarantee you politicians and people in power pay attention to what districts have the highest voter turnout. And if not many people are turning out to vote, and I go on vote, I guarantee you that we're getting more attention, even on a city level on voter level. So you're trying to get the numbers up? Yeah, and I absolutely try to get my neighbors to vote just so that we have a higher engagement rate so that people on, even on a local level will pay attention Yeah, you should definitely I mean if I could vote I would I cannot I got one me neither
Starting point is 01:37:49 So yeah, if you if you can vote and you're in the US, please go out there and do it also we have one week I found out that I was early vote. I was watching last week tonight I think they said 13 states do not have early voting. Yeah, so I'm saying don't that's fucking lunacy to me Yeah, they make them show about election day, which by the way to give you an indication of how, and I know for those of you who are outside of the US, you probably are more sick of hearing about this than the rest of us, but we're based in Travis County in Austin, Texas, and they said for early voting, we have in the first week, we hit the totals that we got for the previous year. Like 30% of the people have voted in early voting so far.
Starting point is 01:38:30 Is it because they feel so strongly about? I think there's going to be a huge turnout for this vote. This should be. What do we do for the budget? Nip it in the bud, let's. 100. Probably nothing. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:38:41 We didn't think we could start a video at that point. I think we started a video like it was. There was a five or so. A weekly. Right. There was a five or so weekly. There was a debate for this podcast. We did the new set, but we thought we talked about the new set so much. We did it for 396 instead because nobody would be suspecting it. We did our little prank.
Starting point is 01:38:56 Yeah. But for 400 people would probably have been anticipating it. But I hope we can do like live callins. That'd be great. Yep. Thanks to everybody who took the survey. Yep. And I appreciate it. Thanks to everybody who called in.
Starting point is 01:39:05 And thanks to everybody who's been watching this podcast for the past 400 episodes. I'll probably do those on a weekly basis. That's crazy. There won't be much time talking about them there. There are people who have listened to every single one. It's crazy. Multiple times.
Starting point is 01:39:19 Pretty cool. All right, well, thanks for watching everybody. And we will see you guys next week. Love you. Bye. Bye, guys next week. Love you. Bye. Bye guys. Thanks Oh, too much dust. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? All right, examples. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast.
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