Rooster Teeth Podcast - Apex Legends is Overrated - #531

Episode Date: February 12, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss internet outrage, a Vine quiz, YouTube changes, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. V...isit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Starting point is 00:00:29 If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. You're listening to Rooster Teeth Podcast number 531. If you hear something you would like to see from this episode, visit first.roosterteeth.com. Hey everyone, welcome to the Recipe's Wall. Fish podcast this week brought to you by Robin Hood, Goat and Casper. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. Bye.
Starting point is 00:01:16 And I'm Bernie. So we do have, some people have fish water in Austin right now. What is the story with the fish? We went through a period last year where nobody in Austin could drink their water because it was dirty. Now it's okay to drink your water even though it smells like rotting fish. It does?
Starting point is 00:01:30 So, opposed to lots of Austin have water that smells like basically seafood. And they say it's because there's zebra mussels in the water line and the water's going over the zebra mussels and that's why it tastes like rotting fish. Thanks, Ken and us. And it smells like rotting fish.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Invasive species. Well, how are they not filtering out? It's why it tastes. Thanks, Kevin and I. So that smells like rotting fish. Invasive species. Well, how are they not filtering out? That's an excellent question. It's a good. Right. If it's a tasty, it's not smelling something that's particles of it in the world. And it's the only parts of Austin
Starting point is 00:01:56 that are having this problem. Very invasive species, the zebra mussel. I think what happens is they're getting into the pipe and now they fill the pipes that are on this side of the filtration system. Because all the other stuff is like poop and all the other stuff pipe and now they filled the pipes that are on this side of the filtration system Because all the other stuff is like poop and all the other stuff goes in making filter all that out Well, the point and put put the filter as late as possible. I think your house. Yeah Why not?
Starting point is 00:02:15 Do you have a cell tower like in your living room? There's a method to this my signal is so good I'll swipe no air My signal is so good. I also have no hair. Like right before each of you. I have the best signal if you live right below a towel. I'm probably not. Probably just some effective range.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Like being right up against a Wi-Fi router used to be a bad thing. We're good for reception. Didn't it? I think so. I think it's like what way the antenna is though. Like if it's like this, you don't want to be like here. You don't want to be here. All here. But some of them are like this.
Starting point is 00:02:46 The audio listeners are loving it. I'd love to see a cell tower designed by Gavin. Listen, we're going to get the antennas like this. There you go. They're pointing in all directions. Those cell towers, I barely noticed them. And they are highly contentious. Like Gavin and I had an argument about a storage place.
Starting point is 00:03:03 What color the logo was. Did we have a cell that I'll give it on the podcast? I don't know if we did. That was really weird. highly contentious. Like Gavin and I had an argument about a storage place. What color the logo was? Did we have a cell that argument on the podcast? I don't know if we did. That was really weird though. How did it be arguing over a color? Well, that's wrong. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:03:13 The logo is green and black. Okay. And I took a photo of it and showed him, said, look, it's green and black. And even he brought me and goes, yeah, I just passed it. Here's my video. I thought it was green and white.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Yes, you know, it was convinced. And he was like, green and black, I was like, you're clearly an idiot. And then he sent me a picture. I was like, you're clearly looking at the wrong one. Like, there's another one. And then I drove past it and it was black. And I was like, oh my god, you're right.
Starting point is 00:03:34 God, I got to be right. I got to be right against that. We're gonna be right. But the storage place here close to the office. Yeah, the one right by our office. What color's the other one? They're not green. The orange one?
Starting point is 00:03:43 No, the logo is green and black. Yeah, right, unless it's nighttime. And then the black part is lit up and it's white as balls. How do you make it white at night if it's a black during the day? I don't know. Did you just put light through it? Turns out, yeah, but we were both right
Starting point is 00:03:59 depending on the time of day. Right, I'm right during the day. You can share the victory. And I'm right at night. Gavin gets to be right at night. Those are the worst kinds of argument settling where both people are right. Nobody's wrong. Nobody wins. You're making call you the night writer. Good. Who will have to back there? Get out of my set. So I gotta say this about the zebra mussel thing. My water doesn't stink. Does anybody else
Starting point is 00:04:23 swatter stink? No. I think it's primarily people who live in far south Austin. Is that what it is? I think so okay. I lost ground I got to know I know some people down there. I didn't know your mom was Yeah, it's bad. Can you bring some in? No, I heard that smell Ted I heard that you should have thought it was beforehand. We should have heard if you wash your clothes in it It's awful if you take a shower. Oh God. Who's show it today and fish what can we give you a sniff? Does it feel like a fish bath anybody? Coming out with a microphone like a fish watch. I don't know if anybody wants to admit it's it's it's It's later Cody for our podcast viewers. Yeah, I I'm just saying that I went south this Saturday and it's not really bad
Starting point is 00:05:02 It was a birthday. I used to live down south? So you show it's since in its real bad. Oh god. It's real bad. Yeah, people are it's a big deal. And I have to say that the Austin subreddit. I was reading on there. There was a lot of funny very rational people there. Very nice. Let me take something. Let me take something. The Austin subreddit it has evolved a little bit. It used to be nothing, but means viewing edge lords. That's all it was. In fact, there was one person on the Austin subreddit. Can't remember what their name was.
Starting point is 00:05:32 You could count on them to negatively over the top respond to every single comment, mate. It was, it was my favorite user on there. They were very upset all the time. But I just ask, what the fuck does edge lord mean? I've heard that term so often, but I don't know what it is. It's a nice way of saying basically in-cell, which, you know, okay, that culture.
Starting point is 00:05:51 They're just like, Edge Lord's, Edge Lord's is like the- They're constantly edging. They just always, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. I mean, that's what I thought it meant. They think they're fucking edgy. It's what it is.
Starting point is 00:06:02 So they're always like, cynical, and they know more than everybody else. And they are the fucking scourge of the internet, to be honest with you. That's probably one of the worst personalities. I also ran into the worst personality in gaming today. I can stand the people who yell and scream. Sometimes those people are funny to me. Especially when they go like ballistic with insults. I just think that's funny.
Starting point is 00:06:23 That's where I got Michael. I had a teammate and see a thief thieves for like an hour and a half who had the worst trait of anyone I could ever possibly imagine a game with and I run into it all the time. He's the guy who narrates everything that he does. He tells you every second what he's doing and like 80% of the chat is this person. And like 80% of total time is them chatting and telling you what they're doing. That's a thousand likes.
Starting point is 00:06:48 It's like information suppression. Like you cannot convey important information because you're just, like someone else has their finger on the transmit button. They're just constantly overloading you. Yeah, I was going nuts, going nuts from them. But the Austin subreddit going back to that, they have evolved, I believe, from being memes viewing edge lords
Starting point is 00:07:06 And it's kind of even even out even at a little bit our subreddit too has even doubt a little bit So you think this people in there to be like you know, it has its moments. It has its moments I think it's evening out. So what percentage of the Austin subreddit do you think has had sexual intercourse? Uh, I don't know That's a weird qualifier. Yeah, I mean, they're all in cells. They're all edging all the time. I just think you know when you run into it.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Like, it doesn't very often come up on the Austin sub-reddit where there's a mention of like, you can always tell with these, post about a female personality or something. And all these people show up just mad for no reason, just Barbara have you ever experienced this? What? It's just, it's weird.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Like even just appearing on camera and being female is it anger some people. You are a different set of standards. Right. Just, it's not hard though. It's just, yeah. Be funny, be pretty, be genuine, and be good at whatever you're doing. Be nice, but also funny, but not trying to be funny.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Talk, but not too much. Don't interrupt, don't talk too much. Don't be boring. Contribute, but not too much. What else? Never get it anyone. Don't ever say anything bad about anyone or else you're a bully. Be single.
Starting point is 00:08:26 It's a line I like to walk every day. You? Yeah. I had someone, I had a really easy, you're made for the internet. I had a really weird encounter, I have a face for the internet for sure. I had a really weird encounter the other day. Isn't that right, yeah. And I still don't know what to think of it.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Back it was all text. A few days ago I was out and I was driving to the liquor store and someone was texting me while I was driving. I think it was you. I think you were texting me, Bernie. I think Bernie was texting me while I was driving. How day? And the point is I didn't look at my phone.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I parked and then I was like, my phone was buzzing. I need to look and see who was texting me. So I get, as I'm getting out of my car, I pull my phone out of my pocket and I'm looking at it and I close the door. And I start walking to the liquor store and I'm with Esther. We're both walking along to the liquor store and I'm getting out of my car, I pull my phone out of my pocket and I'm looking at it and I close the door I start walking to the liquor store and I'm with Esther. We're both walking along the liquor store and I'm like texting and There was a guy standing there who I'm walking by and he's like try to get my attention and he goes, hey, good luck And I'm like I just like give him a look and I go back to my texting and as I'm walking by him He goes, you know what I mean? Good luck about right? Because I don't even turn around. I'm still texting and then he goes
Starting point is 00:09:25 Orientals and I stop and I look at us What the fuck and I'm like? Is he still talking to us? I didn't as I look at him and he's like just looking at us. I'm like Was he calling you guys? I don't know if it was getting your attention with orient. Yeah I was he saying good luck with the orient. I I don't know. Yeah. Right. Hey, Orian. So it's good luck. I don't know. So I just walked into the liquor store. I wish you good luck because your wife is whatever. I was
Starting point is 00:09:52 like, I just don't know what to think about the whole situation. I walked in and I was and then we went into the store and it's just like, yeah, let's not walk back that way to the car. Like, yeah, let's go a different way to get to the car who we leave the store. It was like, I would have gone at the same way to get clarity on what he meant. It was just such a weird thing. And I was like, because I was out of it
Starting point is 00:10:10 because I was texting, I wasn't really paying attention. And it was like, even the way he said it, like kind of sing something, and everything of like warriors come out. Like, he was like, what is happening? Oriental. By the way, for the record, apparently Gus goes to the liquor store at 1146 on a Friday, a.m.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Yeah, gotta get your, don't know what you do. It wasn't that time then. Was it Wednesday at 6 o'clock? Maybe that was it. Wednesday at 638. Maybe that was it. Yeah, you took you 19 minutes to reply to me. It's quite judgeable.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Yeah. Is that how far you got to go to get boost? It's close. Maybe we're somewhere else first. I'm quite judgeable. Mm-hmm, yeah. Is that how far you got to go to get booze? It's close. Maybe we're somewhere else first. I'm surprised you don't get booze delivered. I do, but... It's such a run out. Well, no, it's just, it's such a racket.
Starting point is 00:10:53 When you get it delivered, if they charge so much more, I can't in good conscience pay that. I'm like, I know it's way cheaper if I just go get it. Well, they put a journey, but why don't you just order like 100 boozes? Oh, that's a good idea. But they gotta store it.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Do you guys ever, like, favor or postmates or do whatever like like food that's across the street from you? No, because you don't feel like getting out of the house. There's nothing near me I I used to live in a place where I can walk everywhere. There's nothing around me. What do you prefer? I just like my house now, so I'm happy with it I do like the old house the old house was small though, you know, it was like, it was literally just one room too small. No bedroom door. Hey, yeah, my old place, there was no bedroom door.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah, it was just a loft. So great place for Game of Thrones night, though. The great place for Game of Thrones night. We should do that again. Yeah, would you come to Game of Thrones? He won't come. No. Gus won't come because people talk.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Blaine dropped out because people talk. It's loose. Yeah, you know, it's the token thing. Okay, token thing. Now after this, because people talk. It's the talk thing. You know, it's the talk thing. Okay. Talk thing. After this, you're going to tell me who's talking. And I'm going to, I'm going to, we're going to solve this problem. I feel like, I feel like I mentioned this last week.
Starting point is 00:11:52 It's always been miles, but I feel like miles knows now that he's the talkist, so he's actually not the talkist. See, I've already solved the problem. It moves on. Might not showing up. What, you say you're going to solve the problem? The problem's already solved. Yes, let me, let me be on with you.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Yes, it goes. Perfectly honest. I invite you to everything and never expect you to come. You're the only person that I do that with. Thank you. I 100% of the things I do, I invite you, 100% of the time you don't show up. And it's acceptable.
Starting point is 00:12:16 One lunch. A lot of the times, it's like, especially for like new years, I can't go just because my dogs are mess for new years of you with fireworks and stuff. Yeah. Just put it, give it drugs and leave. I do give them drugs. You still amass. Is there like, make like a soundproof little room?
Starting point is 00:12:30 Yeah, like bricks. So, I was talking to someone recently, they suggested putting them in a tub, in a bathtub. It's just like an echo. Right, that doesn't make sense to me. What if you had a square cube room and it was pillows all over the walls until it was just like a little slot and you could have shoved the dog in. You can't move. As a dog.
Starting point is 00:12:49 We need you to paint the walls in the ceiling and see how many coats it takes before you can't move in here anymore. Dog. There you go. And I also invite you knowing you're not going to come because I know you don't even want to be invited. You really don't even care. But I still invite you on here because I just, on the off chance,
Starting point is 00:13:05 it's like a lottery ticket. I've shown up before. You know, it's rare. It's rare, but you'll show up. And I was like, it's like throwing the lure out there and see what happens. Thank you, I appreciate it. But if someone says no to something like two or three times,
Starting point is 00:13:15 to me, I stop inviting them. And there's this weird trend online where people say, I'm an introvert, but that doesn't mean I don't want to be invited place. I still want to be invited, I just don't want to go. It's like, fuck you. I watched this whole be invited. I just don't want to go. It's like, fuck you. I watched this whole video that someone put out.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I think it was trending on YouTube about that kind of person. Yeah. Like FOMO, but introvert. It's people who are introverted and flake on all plans, but they want to be included. Right. So like, they feel FOMO if they're not invited, but then when they do get invited out, they don't show up or they cancel
Starting point is 00:13:43 last minute or whatever it is. So people stop inviting them. Absolutely. Yeah. And so it's like this, yeah, it's wanting both sides. Because it's like, the thing of, I don't want to feel left out, but I'm okay with everyone else feeling rejection constantly. Constantly put yourself out there and say,
Starting point is 00:13:59 do you want to come to this thing and they got me? It's like they want the chance to say no to it. Right. It's like, I don't get why you can't be empathetic for people that you're having to say no to. I 100% of the time would rather someone just tell me no in the first place or tell me that they can make it. Oh, it's supposed to flake.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Yeah. I think that's more of a problem in your generation with the flaking thing. Like, I guess people flaked when we were younger, Gus, but everything you did, you did via voice call. Yeah. When we were teenagers in college. Yeah, face to face, or like a lot more personal connective.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Get to meet places and tell people you're gonna be there. So if you couldn't get, it was easy to not get hold of someone. If you didn't want to get help, like someone to get hold of you, you just don't answer your phone and that was it, you know? There was no text or email, you know, red receipts and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:14:42 So maybe we flaked just as much, we just did it. I have a few more. What was, what? Turn off your answering machine. So maybe we played just as much, we just did it. I haven't heard of you. What was, what? Turn off your answering machine. I couldn't remember the word answering machine. Really? Wow. I was like, I kept thinking voicemail thing. Did you have a machine with a tape?
Starting point is 00:14:53 Yes. My new rule is I will never make plans while at other plans that involve drinking. Because you're gonna be mad. Because everyone's like, yeah, we should do this tomorrow. Yeah, woo-hoo. And I'm just like, no, we won't do it. So you're drinking right now. So if I'm like, hey, we should hang out. You'll be like, yeah, but I'm not allowed to. Well, we're still work. Yeah, but you're drinking. I guess. I don't know if I'm hammered, then I don't need to make plans
Starting point is 00:15:22 with me because I probably won't do it. And then I'll feel bad about it. Because I'll be up for it in the moment. I'll be like, hell yeah. Gavin, I like 100%. But we don't go out that often. But when every few months, every few months, I'm just saying we have a high like batting average. 100% more than high. No, I'm saying, but we don't go out that much.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Doesn't indicate that there's a lot. 100% of one is one. But I don't understand what you were saying, guys. You really don't understand this, if I say we don't go out that much, meaning we don't invite each other out that much. But every time I know if I invite Gavin, some are he'll kill come.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Hell yeah. Okay, you're 100% with each other. I can understand now, okay. What do you mean? You're 100% with each other? You would always go out. You're 100% with each other. I'm gonna pay for that mask camp.
Starting point is 00:16:03 I think they're money back. Stay funded, baby, You paid for it. Was it early? Oh my gosh. It made possible by generous grant from the National Science Foundation. Oh, National. Maybe that's why I said, good luck with the Oriental. Maybe he knew you were going to math.
Starting point is 00:16:18 His faith is the time traveler. When was Oriental's last used? Probably in the late 1800s was probably the last time it was used in acceptable capacity if I had to guess. Did they still use that term to describe rugs? Yeah, I think Oriental goes with things and Asian goes with people. That's what I believe that is correct. I don't think anybody uses what about a robot? Like a Sony Ibo? No, the Honda guy that's been really underground since those dogs from Massachusetts have started going around. The Boston Dynamics.
Starting point is 00:16:51 The Boston Dynamics one. Yeah. Oh, the thing about thing opening the door. Fucking. I'm pulling it back and fucking creep. Fuck off. Yeah. And like holding it with its foot.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Yeah, I hate that. Yeah. I don't teach it. That's going to be the last thing someone sees in their life one day. That dog opening a door and sticking its leg in to open the door. Yeah. It's just like that episode of Black Mirror with Metalhead. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Wasn't that the dog? Yeah. It's like a little dog thing. Even the velociraptor didn't put his foot in the door. Mm-hmm. No. And that was a clever girl. Yep.
Starting point is 00:17:18 And it had like a lever door handle that pushed in. Like that was stacked for that raptor getting in that door. This thing is like, everything's working against it. A lot of people don't like the world's Smith's blue. Pfft. People overreact as shit. Every week there's some overreact. I feel bad.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I feel like the internet is so vocal at this point. Did I feel bad for anyone trying to make anything? It was just so shocking. Was it thing for me? It was like, I- What'd you expect? The poster came out with him not blue. And people were throwing a shit fit because he's the genie and he's supposed to make anything. It was just so shocking. It was a thing for me. It was like, I- What, what'd you expect? The poster came out with him not blue, and people were throwing a shit fit
Starting point is 00:17:47 because he's the genie and he's supposed to be blue. Well, the genie could be whatever color he damn wants. He wasn't always blue in Aladdin, the original. But then he comes out blue because everyone's bitching about it. Now, I was bitching that he's blue. Wait, the genie's blue in Aladdin, the Disney one. Yeah, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:17:59 This is the Disney one as well. Oh, so yeah, but he can make himself into a man at one point, doesn't he? No. Is a genie ever not blue? This is a genie sometimes not blue. I'm getting nose over here. What?
Starting point is 00:18:10 When? When? He's saying the second song. He's saying, yeah, he's kind of like a skin color. Oh, that's right. Yeah. He makes himself whatever the god damn he wants, which makes sense why he sometimes not blue.
Starting point is 00:18:21 But he made himself blue, it's faithful. If they did the Disney thing, and they made a green genie or red one, everybody like that's not accurate, but he made himself blue. It's faithful like if they did the Disney thing and they would they made a green Genie or red one every like that's not accurate. That's awful You know or if they like they recast Symba as a leopard people would be upset by that they're like you know They grow up with our king of the jungle what leopards are not king of the jungle these are unique by the way Well, no lines live in jungles just so you know, but still the king of it. They're too good to live in the jungle They live in the the nice part of the manning remotely There's something they should ever be remaking certain movies like especially a lot in bullshit
Starting point is 00:18:52 We make it. Can't make it everything. I'm gonna do it. Did you like the beauty and the beast remake dude? I didn't Oh, that was me so much fucking money barbara. Yeah, that was like greenlit every live action adaptation of every movie. I mean, here's the thing. I'll see them all because I'm a slut for Disney. That's our title. Slut for Disney. I just love how everyone was perfectly quiet when she said that. I like seeing stuff with a new interpretation and you get them stout joke
Starting point is 00:19:19 because you were a little one. You watched it. I don't like it. But they need to remake the matrix. Can you imagine how good the Burley Brawl would be today? No. That does not hold up very well. They did so much to the Burley, well, yeah, the Burley Brawl. But the first movie, they did so much to make it practical
Starting point is 00:19:33 that they wouldn't do that again. They wouldn't do time-slice again, probably. I think the second, third one, could stand for reboot. Now, I would take a reboot of the first one. There's a couple of things in the first one that look rough that need to be updated. Oh, a lot of the people go into that universe. What?
Starting point is 00:19:46 I mean, you let other people go into the matrix universe. Oh, yeah. Like the animatrix? There was some good stuff in the animatrix. Yeah. The thing going into his belly button looks like shit. And all the stuff in the real world. There's people sometimes, like when Neo positions that one agent, you get like all big.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Like it looks like a, like the cover of an animorph's software box. But I think it's meant to look like a terrible glitch. It's meant to look like photorealist. It looks so glorious. Well, yeah. Have you done the first slow-mo guys? Have you done the helicopter crashing into the glass that warble like ripple?
Starting point is 00:20:19 Yeah, well, we didn't do it with a helicopter. Right, we did it with a hammer. It's real and you can see the ripple. Yeah. Yeah, where was that one? That was the TV one? No, I just throw a hammer into a mirror. Let's go through the scene.
Starting point is 00:20:30 It's the liquid, right? Listen, my heart would. Bax me up on this. Well, you were a visit math camp. We were in history camp. I want to make fun of you forever for that. That's a thing they taught us. It's even listed.
Starting point is 00:20:44 It's like, there's so many pages that to clarify whether or not it's a liquid or not. I don't know that I'm wrong. That's so totally wrong. Nope. Thank you. What does that mean? He said it's right.
Starting point is 00:20:55 That's right. I mean, which all a bunch of stuff is wrong? Like the taste buds being in different areas of your tongue, pardon me. Wow, right now the mic. Is that true? Different parts of your tongue. Uh-oh, pardon me. Wow, right now, the mic. Is that true? Different parts of your tongue don't taste different stuff. Yes, just a lie.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Is it? Or how? Why are you contesting that by dropping a piece of salt in multiple areas of your tongue? That's what you do? Isn't that what you do? Isn't that what you do? What?
Starting point is 00:21:20 Like, don't they test that in that way? But if you stick your tongue out all the way, and I put a raspberry right there, yeah, like, could you you stick your tongue out all the way and I put a raspberry like right there. Yeah. Like could you taste that? She went all the way to the back from mountain. All the back of the back of the tongue. It was so fun.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Probably. You think you could taste it? Yeah. I don't know about that. I feel like they're more sensitive on the tip. Well, maybe, but I think I'm saying everything's more sensitive on the tip than it's not like. Nice.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Nice. I made a post because it was before this Aladdin thing, I was talking about I wish people got useless Reddit karma for voting, because then they might actually go do it. Because it's amazing what people get motivated to do for no one is gonna go anywhere in no effect. You know what the, if I could let's do this. Last big outrage before Aladdin was blue,
Starting point is 00:22:02 last big outrage before that was that they didn't play a SpongeBob song at the halftime show. Do we ever talk about that? Everyone was, no, everyone was fucking furious about this thing, which as far as I know, was never actually promised, like they invented the thing, got excited about it, and then it didn't happen, and then they were mad.
Starting point is 00:22:22 I think there was a promotional thing where someone kind of teased that there might be something SpongeBob related. Yeah. But, I mean, they did something. When I watched, I watched this, I saw the halftime show, I saw that little bit of SpongeBob.
Starting point is 00:22:33 I saw none of it by the way. That's nice. They at least acknowledged them. No, that was maybe the worst thing they could have done apparently because everyone was fucking furious. I mean, if you like kids football fans, know what SpongeBob is there.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Oh God, I would think so. And I'm thinking a lot of SpongeBob fans would show up. And like, listen, I don't know what song they're going to play. I don't know this episode. I know who SpongeBob is and Squidward and the star guy, Patrick. I know that guy. They live in a pile of water. They probably didn't do it because it would have been lost on a lot of people. Hey, I don't know what they're, what are they going to play?
Starting point is 00:23:03 Sweet victory. I don't know what that is. Am I right? Yeah. Is that a big deal? If you're 12, is that a big deal? I think like, yeah, I think like if you're 12, yeah. Thanks, Edge Lord.
Starting point is 00:23:12 I'm more of an insolvent, that's why. But, yeah, they got upset about that. But between the Super Bowl halftime, furious niskas, furious niskas, and now the outcry over the character being exactly like it was before. What, do you remember what the outrage was in between those two things?
Starting point is 00:23:32 There was another one? Yes. There's gotta be five. It's like a week. Yeah. No, what was it? There's probably other ones that I, this is the one I noticed. Reddit was invested in by a Chinese company.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Oh, right, yeah. So there was this protest where they kept posting basically all these anti-Chinese images, Tienemun Square, things like that, and our anti-Chinese government, and everyone was like, this is gonna change the world. It's like, you're not doing a fucking thing, dude.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Like, I don't know, were they hoping Reddit would get shut down? Yeah. The company would be like, never mind. I don't think you're right, we're bad. I think the average, I think the average said, but don't think you're right, we're bad. I think the average said, but when it's something important too, we have the bad guys.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Like that wasted outrage, that's an important issue. The Super Bowl thing, get fucking mad about that. Get mad about the blue genie thing. But it's like you're kind of wasting this effort by thinking you're doing something about problems in China and people who were killed protesting for democracy in what was that 1989? 1989.
Starting point is 00:24:27 I think people just like being angry together. I have gotten, yeah, they do Barbara, people like to get mad and they all get, they have a little flame. They like it when there's a, it's spread. It's spread. They can also pile on when they think they're going to karma. It's like you can make a meme and you can laugh together or you can all pile on and be mad together. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you can make a meme and you can laugh together or you can all pile on and be mad together.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Yep. Yeah. Let's make memes. Oh, you want to play it? Show the video. Let me read this thing and then we'll talk about it later. Okay. I got a game I want to play.
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Starting point is 00:26:03 Thank you Robinhood for sponsoring this episode of the RESTHeath podcast. I talk about this all the time with the other people that work here. And investing is one of the most powerful things you do. One of the common things that people say about investing is that you can double your money every seven years. And that change is depending on the economy over time. Sometimes eight years, sometimes seven years.
Starting point is 00:26:19 But let's say you took $10,000. Just go to Vegas, double it in one night. Shut the fuck up. 10? Just be born of the king. Put it all on black. That's what you took $10,000. She's got a Vegas, double it and one night. Shut the fuck up. 10, just be born to the king. And you put her all on black. That's what you should do. You take $10,000 when you're 20 years old and you invest it when you're 20 years old.
Starting point is 00:26:32 When you're 27, it'll be 20,000. When you're 34, it'll be 40,000. When you're 41, it'll be 80,000. When you're 48, it'll be what I say, 80,000. It's 160,000. Then it goes to 320 for your mid 50s. Then it goes up to $640,000 and like your early 60s, one more WF 1.2, 1.3 million dollars.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Which one adjusted for inflation is worth about $10,000? No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not. And also, I ever was a glono of 20, I'm going to want 20,000, all of $10,000. So that's if you just invested that. At that time.
Starting point is 00:27:07 At that time. And I see it right here. It seems like you're not investing. You should go. That's the same 13 asks. What kind of 20 year old has 10,000? I mean, that's the kind of the point of like a sponsor like that is you can invest smaller than that.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Right. Or you're also, if you never invested anything again, that's the point. You will continue to invest, hopefully, as you see your earning money in that regard. That's always the answer. I can listen to the same thing I fucking said at 20. What's the point. You will continue to invest, hopefully, as you see your earning money in that regard. That's always the answer. I can listen to the same thing I fucking said at 20. Was, oh, fucking dude, those.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Just for guy, chat, just put a little bit of money away. You don't have to put $10,000 away right away. Just save, that's it. Any money. Put some money into your 401k if you got it too. Right, just hide money from yourself. I used to do that all the time. If I'd get like 20 quit, I'd just shove it somewhere
Starting point is 00:27:44 and forget about it. Yeah. Quite investing. No, I was into like, then having a mount to save. It's like, I've been hiding money from myself. Step one, saving is a count. It was making it inaccessible or more difficult to get to. I don't want to make this a Reddit podcast,
Starting point is 00:27:59 but I said something really funny on Reddit. Well, I saw something really funny on Reddit. I wanted to talk about it. Are you going to show the video? Yeah. That'll start us up, Ed. Let me say this because it's related to finance. I actually shit on Reddit today. There's nothing millennials like talking about more
Starting point is 00:28:08 than how fucking broke they are and making a thing out of it and there was a post on Reddit that was hilarious. It was a little thread where a guy goes, oh, I want to play this game, but I'm broke and I can't afford the money to play it. And the next person said, check your inbox in DMs, dude. I'm in a big smiley face. And everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you buy, uh, inbox in DMs, dude. I'm a big smiley face. And everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Did you buy him the game? You're so cool. Whatever. And it's like, oh, P, well, P, did you buy you the game? Because now I check my DMs and just said, get a job. Ha, ha,, I saw maybe one of the funniest videos I ever seen on Reddit this morning. Yeah. Or just like some guy. Yeah, he posted it.
Starting point is 00:28:54 I forgot what it was, I'm like, I heard the forecast was freezing rain, so I went outside because I wanted to see it. Oh. And then I guess like security camera footage of him going outside to see the freezing rain. Do you have that ready in their booth? Oh, God for fucking homes. Both fucking. There's flu.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Oh, there's some comments coming up. I Don't do that and he says I didn't fucking do it on purpose. Oh my god, but the way his shoe goes Yeah, he loses both his she I think incident rules if your shoes come off you've you've died Yeah, that's what everyone said like that guy's dead. Yeah, it looks like he's still moving but no Yeah, if you lose a shoe Why is it about falling in ice? Is it because it's cold? It hurts so much more too. Like you see that guy trying to walk it off.
Starting point is 00:29:48 He really just fell down to his butt. Absolutely no gif. It's just all hardness. Yeah, it's falling hard and fast onto a concrete surface. That's cold too. But is ice, it has less, or yeah, does ice have less give than concrete?
Starting point is 00:30:02 Well, if you're cold cold too if your body is cold Things hurt more. Yeah, it's like singing like you're no This actually spurred an idea for a game that when I when I saw it Amazing Slides all the fucking I Can you turn it up so you can hear the wait also this poor guys in a short what hero What kind of thing is that to say don't do that like Where where was that I don't remember I don't think there's, it's very funny, in that when you see someone slip on ice, chances are in the video, the person filming it
Starting point is 00:30:49 will also slip on ice. You know, it's that, it's true. People don't learn from ice, they just think idiot, and then just to slip you few. So it reminded me of a video, and this is gonna be a really specific game. I'm gonna say this. But I tested it with, who was it talking to Tyler?
Starting point is 00:31:04 Was it talking to you? Who's it, yeah. And I tried it on Tyler. He got every single one of them right, every single one. And so basically they're reminding me of another video where something happens. And why don't we just become a poll of the first video? And we're going to place with chat that the rule here is you have to guess the person's name.
Starting point is 00:31:21 And you'll see the video and you'll instantly be able to name the person. I'm like, it's like I can see the name on the screen. Oh, yeah. Oh, what the hell, guys? I didn't look. I can't see on the screen. Oh, I can't see on the screen. Okay, see the first one here, there's some deer in a backyard and a guy is going to sneeze
Starting point is 00:31:36 and scare the deer. What is the name of the guy? Are these like famous people? No, no, not the world. They're famous now because of Vanya. Okay. So you got chatted up over So chat. You got chat up over there I'm chat up. I don't know very many vine. Do they know the name of the guy? What is there? They I think they're just getting to that point. Okay, okay, we're on a little bit of a delay. So this might be because what is the name of the video?
Starting point is 00:31:55 Let's do it. Oh, oh, yeah, immediately. Okay, so so what's the guess? I see several guesses. They're all for Ron. There you go Ron. All right, play it I see several guesses. They're all for wrong. There you go Ron. All right, play it. Nice run All right, what's the next one? The preview of the next one. Let's get a preview. All right. This is a hockey dad hockey dad breaks The barrier everyone's going through Ron still what's the name of the hockey dad who The hockey dad breaks the barrier. Everyone's going through Ron still. What's the name of the hockey dad who breaks the barrier? They're going through.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Is it also Ron? No, I'm getting a lot around him. Kevin. Kevin. Wow. Y'all are way behind catch up. Epic. No, the name's not epic.
Starting point is 00:32:40 There's a significant delay. Do you guys, either you guys know this video? No, I don't know. I feel like this guy starts to play. Tyler was 100% on these. I'm seeing a lot of Paul. There's a significant delay. Do you guys, either you guys know this video? No, I don't know. I feel like this guy starts to play a lot. Tyler was 100% on these. I'm seeing a lot of Paul. Some of us have a good Paul.
Starting point is 00:32:51 God, I got it. Whoever said Paul got it. Number four! Get the wheel! I'm on the part! They're on Paul! Number four! I don't know why this may be one of the good good video with people's names is just really fucking funny
Starting point is 00:33:08 Yeah, pull the next one so I can still out there this guy's about to throw up first me What's the name of the guy that throws the frisbee Caleb? I see what you're doing. Yep You might actually get the last one you might know the last one, but this one you probably don't know I feel like these look familiar, but I don't remember them until I start playing. I see a, let's say Kevin. Kevin? Okay, that was my guess in the last one. See if it's Jack.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I got it. We're still waiting. See Richard. That's it. Richard, Richard throw to Frisbee. What the fuck, Richard? Oh my God. Oh my God Richard Oh my god
Starting point is 00:33:46 It's like a specific genre video So funny Alright this next one is super fucking easy If you've ever seen a vine This guy's been vaping What's the name of the guy What's the name of the guy James
Starting point is 00:34:01 Steven You don't know this one for real Oh my god That's amazing Tyler you like that You have to fail your hair Cause you knew Steven. You don't know this one for real? Oh my god, that's amazing. Tyler, you like set the up for failure here. Cause you knew everything. I don't know any. Tyler knew these so well that he even guessed the last video
Starting point is 00:34:12 that I was gonna say. I started reading the two of them and he goes, do you have Ron when he sneezes for the year? I'm like, yep, I have that one. Get off fine. Oh yeah, Adam. Adam, Adam. Yeah, this is probably one of my favorite vines though.
Starting point is 00:34:23 He's doing a vaping trick. Adam. Adam. Adam. Yeah, this is probably one of my favorite vines though. He's doing a vaping trick. Adam. I just wanted to play that game because that's actually kind of inspired by Chelsea Harfouche. She knows every single vine. I have tried to stomp her on stuff and I think there's some people that just sit there and watch vines all day like me I've always switched over now to take talk. Don't Is it Chelsea? I've just seen every vine what is that it took her like what two hours?
Starting point is 00:34:53 I you need to their mind compulations. Yeah, I Yeah, set yourself up there. I love it. I gave you a snort. Thank you. No, it's impossible to stump her in a vine impossible I miss vine so much I think they really fucked up when they turned off that platform. Why'd they tell us? I don't know. They probably ran out of money. Twitter?
Starting point is 00:35:10 Didn't say who bought them. It was Twitter's Twitter, but I didn't. Did Twitter buy them? I think Twitter bought vine. And then shut down. I don't have both on the same app. It's a crush. They gotta make money.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Twitter, I think they're finally making a profit. Are they? I think so. They're finally making money. Good for them. Took them, you know, 12 years. I'm going to have you 12 years to make a business profitable. Holy shit, dude. That's amazing. Did anyone see the birthday party that Kylie Jenner threw for her one-year-old this weekend.
Starting point is 00:35:45 No, that's not the word I raised about that too. That's what I thought you were gonna say about the outrage. Yeah, that was a mini one between the two. What happened? How are people mad? Because they must have spent millions of dollars on this thing.
Starting point is 00:35:56 On a one-year-old's birthday party? And a one-year-old's birthday party. It was how? It was called like Stormy World. And the entrance, it's like a amusement park. The entrance to it was her baby's face. You walked into the mouth. You get a relatable version of it.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Look at this nightmare. Good Lord. It's terrifying. Can we get one of those of us with my face? Can we have it at RTX? RTX July 5th and 7th. By your tickets now. What was the...
Starting point is 00:36:20 This kid has no idea what's happening. What was the exit? Oh God. OK. Probably back out through the mouth. Just, yeah. You just turn around. I think that was it. idea what's happening. What was the exit? Oh God. Probably back out through the mouth. Just, yeah. You just turn around. I think that was it. My baby's vomit.
Starting point is 00:36:30 So scream. Yeah, and they had like, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were something. Does it annoy you that they waste? I don't know, I say waste. It's probably, they enjoy it. Does it annoy you that they spend that much money on our kids, but they're good. I just, I guess it's more for the adults than it is for the kid itself.
Starting point is 00:36:43 You think so? Well, yeah. It's probably more of the adults than it is for the kid itself. You did so? Well, yeah. It's probably more of the social media at this point. But I just think that kid is not gonna remember fuck all from that moment. No, I don't know how you could forget walking into your own mouth. Yeah. What was that video you made? Was it you pull yourself out from your mouth or...
Starting point is 00:37:01 Oh, when you're trying to put your own head in your butt. No, because my brother was convinced that if you shoved your head far enough up your own ass, it would come out of your mouth. I was explained to him that you've only got one mouth and it's inside your asshole. Where would it come out? That is the first time I think I ever heard you say, what are you want? What are you talking about? So get a George.
Starting point is 00:37:23 It's one of my little video. My favorite insults we get. It's really a diagram. It's like, here's your other head. You're gonna. Yeah. Instagram. The damn thing. That's three heads. It's like, here's your problem. I think my favorite thing about watching videos of you and George is just there's a lot of this that goes on. Well, what do you want? But that was a, there's not many things like this. Like, you're like, you're in Southern, British. I wouldn't really consider a social media platform.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Like, we've all had social media platforms for a while. I don't associate Facebook or MySpace with anyone at Rooster Teeth at all. But you remember there was a short period of time where we all had Vimeo accounts. And we were all doing like these little like things that didn't go up on the website or didn't make sense on the YouTube channel. And so we think it was like four or five of us had Vimeo accounts with random sources like if you lost the era of video production,
Starting point is 00:38:14 but just the most random shit. Yeah, that was the origin of, how do you know? Oh, was it really? Yeah, it was from was a lot of old Vimeo crap originally. And that's where your video of your brother lives, right? Yeah. With you, him, him, it was a lot of old Vimeo crap originally. And that's where your video of your brother lives, right? Yeah. With you, him, him drawing the diagram of the head coming out of the mouth. Yeah, Vimeo was a place where stuff ended up where I was like, well, I want to upload this. I don't have a YouTube account that's not a slumber, guys.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Yeah. I can't upload this to Rucity. I don't want to monetize it somewhere else, so I'm just going to put on Vimeo. I think I paid for a Vimeo pro. Give me a pro. I put on all my videos that I took when I visited Austin the first time on Vimeo. Like the one where I had beans on my head.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Yeah, you got beans on your head. And where we went to the shooting range for the first time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Vimeo, there's still a round, right? Yeah, I've been able to find my videos. It's my Jackie Mins. Vine shuts down, but Vimeo is still good and strong.
Starting point is 00:39:01 You want to hear Chris? So I looked up Vine to see the path we were like, did Twitter started to bottom? There was one I can't remember. Vine was founded in June of 2012, and Twitter acquired it in October. So they founded the company in June, and they sold the company in October. That's fucking incredible.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Can the people who made Vine just make it again? I don't know. Oh, he's dead now. They probably have a non-compete because they sold it. But they sold it, but it's not there anymore. Yeah, I know, right? I don't, yeah. I have no fucking clue. Let's make it a get clue.
Starting point is 00:39:33 So let me see. Vimeo, I think, Vimeo, I think has another path. I want to say Vimeo started on the same family of companies as a college humor. What? I want to say they did. I'm going to look this up. Maybe I'm thinking about Tumblr.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Uh, start with that one. But then yeah, Yahoo bot Tumblr. You do it. People just stop using that. Is it just like people who don't, yeah, people moved on to Snapchat and then. They Tumblr still going strong. Is it kind of like,
Starting point is 00:40:00 I mean, it kind of changed their content guidelines. Was it back in December? And they're like, I can do the racey stuff. Yeah, I think so. Although I do remember there was a time period where like anything anyone from Rashid would post on Twitter or Instagram or whatever it was would be on like multiple Tumblr accounts within minutes.
Starting point is 00:40:16 It'd be Tumblr. Yeah. I don't know if like the Ruchertee fan base on Tumblr has shrunken or just moved on to other platforms, but yeah, I don't know. Yeah, no. Yeah, it was with College Humor Vimeo was acquired by IAC that's Barry Diller's company. That's who acquired College Humor is part of Connected Ventures Which is where everything was so that was tied together and let me see if Tumblr was on it too at one point What do you think your next company will be? I don't know. I don't know. Stork on this one, Gap.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Wouldn't tell you, I'm fucking unbelievable. You all, you losers in the dust. You're really, I'm sick of you guys. Nice one, Gavin. What have you ever done? I'm going to go, I don't know. I honestly, I don't know. I don't think it'll be the next thing I do.
Starting point is 00:41:01 If I did something else in entertainment, I probably would do something that's just like management. porn. porn management. I manage your files. I get really talented people, they bring their files and I go, I got to organize this for I'll manage all of them.
Starting point is 00:41:17 But I like that. That's part of the job that I've always liked. Is bringing in new people, introducing them to the audience, like helping them develop, figuring out what they wanna do, and then watching them do well. It's always been really cool to see that. Like to watch, huh? Yeah. It's a good thing.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Big fucking pains in the ass sometimes, but it's also fun. It's also fun. I really enjoy that. What would you do next for post-Slamo guys, Gavin? I'd probably get a hobby. Let's talk about this last time. I just wanna do something that's not seen by anyone.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Yeah, I get that. I totally get that. Far more genuine than the weekend. Could you really start on a clothing line? Yeah, I'm very interested in fashion, but I think like realistically, if I was to do something else after this, it'd be naming nail polish or restaurants.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Well, you shouldn't play vine games for a living because you're terrible at it? I had terrible at it. But you're naming nail polish? Yeah, because they're all puns. They're all puns. I probably just name stuff. No hair salons.
Starting point is 00:42:12 It's that's the business that always has a pun name. You should just be the pun registry, like the funding, not funding, but like the governing body of puns. And like you have the last say on all puns. Yeah, that sounds like a viable crime. You could be a punter. There you go.
Starting point is 00:42:28 That'd be my, that'd be my title. That was good. That was good. That was better than that shit you said before. What do I say? What a little rumbling. What is that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:38 It sounds like something's happening on my mind. I think Hike's listening to another podcast. Yeah. The audio booth. Mike. Could you check it on him. We're very interesting. Maybe someone's listening to something back there.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Would you go, when someone gets put in jail for the crime they didn't commit and they get let out, they usually sue for a ton of money. Mm-hmm. Would you just do that if you had the option? Just do what, go to jail? Sit in jail for 10 years and then come out to like 50 million dollars.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Well, what's a ton of money though? No. How much do they get when if you put away? Sometimes they're reading, I'm like, man, that's like $50,000 a year to sit in prison. Oh, I thought it was way more. No, no, there was one recently I think where, what was it a guy, was in prison for 25 or 30 years and he came out and he had a million dollars,
Starting point is 00:43:20 which is a lot of money, but you could break that out over 25 or 30 years. Yeah, that's dope. Yeah, it's just like, that's invaluable. It's like 40k a year. Yeah. Like, would you, if someone, like, I'll give you $10 million but you skipped the next 15 years of your life.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Yeah. Like, is that worth it? Absolutely. I definitely think that is an amount. How about you would? Instead of skipping the next 15 years, you lose the last 15 years. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Because that'd be a lot more open to that. Really? Yeah, but like that, you live a better life now and you leave your quality life goes down the older you get. But it's that, that everything, that's the shot gun retirement plan.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Everything that happened to you unless you're in your skull now? Yeah, how would you lose your last year of the time, if you just want free money? Is what, is that you just created zero? How do you go back in time? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:44:04 Or you went into prison 15 years ago. Oh, they would know like whoever's giving you the money. If they got this money, they'll know like, okay, average age is 75, then you lift a city. I don't think there's a single amount. So you'll say you lose. Oh, no. He's saying now you get paid off for the end.
Starting point is 00:44:17 You lose your rule. I'll be right. No, we're not the last 15 years. The reviews are last. You did a Gavin that and you phrase that like an idiot. Oh, I thought you met like the previous 15 years. The last years of your life. Well, people do that. Final in a final 15 years. There's people that will do that, the equivalent of that, where they will sell their life insurance policy to somebody else
Starting point is 00:44:38 for a discount. Like if you have a million dollar policy, someone buys it from you and you name them as the beneficiary, they buy it from you for $500,000. But then they'll just kill you. Well, that's possible. I mean, I guess, I don't know if that's a big, weird plan to take 500 grand, give it to somebody and then kill them, right? So, well, no, wait, no, the other way around would get killed. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I believe that's what I believe I just want to house pays you I believe it's what our first mortgage is for example Barbara like you know A whole person you buy their house from them, but they get the living until they get it You go into prison
Starting point is 00:45:31 No, the next 10 years, but you get 30 million dollars in the way I there is no amount of money that you could make 3 million a year But doing no what the 10 years of my life I get one fucking life. That's it Yeah, but what you do with the last 10 years of my life, I get one fucking life. That's it. Yeah, but what'd you do with the last 10 years anyway? Those are good years though. That is. You're taking away like her late 20s and 30s, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Yeah, it's a lot. It doesn't matter. Like it could be any 10 years of my life. And I would, there's no amount. Billion. No, no amount, literally no amount. Cause what's that gonna get me? All right, Billion dollars to five years in prison?
Starting point is 00:46:05 No, oh man I would do that I would do that. I would do that I'm a million five years a week But like five years I work out like a mother I guess I just don't I guess I just don't find A pleasure out of like stuff like You buy a big house. You know what I find pleasure in?
Starting point is 00:46:26 A billion dollars. You know what I think that billion dollars I shove it on my butt. I don't even need a butt stuff. It would be like, I'm so into this. If it's five years. That's how you get into prison. If it's five years maybe.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Yeah, I'd consider that. Well, wait, but bar brings up a good point. Gus, what are you gonna do with a billion dollars? What would you do? Shotgun. It's a ridiculous amount of money. It's a crazy amount. I mean, you could obviously stop working if you wanted to.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Really? For a billion? With only a billion dollars? Shut up. It's a thousand million. It's thousand million, as. It's a thousand million. Like what would you do with a million bucks?
Starting point is 00:47:01 I don't, like what would you do? Your dreams are low. With a billion bucks, guys. Like, I was not that I would that I wouldn't even quit working. I'd still work here. Yeah, that's the thing. But it's like, I mean, just the freedom to do whatever I want. I feel like you could already do whatever you want.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Yeah. Like on a crazy level though. Like, I want to go up. You can blow up. I want to go on vacation, but I don't want to take a plane. Like, I'm going to buy a yacht to go on this vacation. I guess stuff like that, like, going places and experiencing things would be cool
Starting point is 00:47:26 to have just unlimited budget. I probably just do everything the same, but I would hire a cleaner of some sort. So I'm not always doing dishes. You probably do that now. You can just, you don't need a billion dollars. You paid them a billion dollars. But just watch my dishes forever.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Billy, do you mind? Do you mind not doing my dishes, please? I'll sign it over to you. So you're just telling me, you ain't got a jail for five years in order to never do this again. It breaks out. And I'm probably not doing my laundry in prison. Oh no, I am.
Starting point is 00:47:56 You're doing everyone's laundry. You're doing everyone's laundry. Okay, so I'm going to do it in prison actually. Yeah. I mean, having a cleaner is a, that's like, I'm talking about like a cleaner who is there all the time. You know I'm talking like Harvey Weinstein and Pulp Fiction,
Starting point is 00:48:10 that kind of cleaner who comes in and like. Harvey Kitell? Oh, Weinstein Weinstein, I did. I'm just say, hi, every Weinstein. Harvey Kitell. Should we, I mean, I know that would, I mean, Winston Wolfe. I know what the answer is gonna be
Starting point is 00:48:21 if we put a poll on Twitter. But like, should we put it higher, like 10 years of your life for a billion dollars? People would do that or not. We do. I think if you put a billion people, would you just about anything? Yeah, it's an incredible amount of money. Why don't you say like a ridiculous number then? What it was I think like 20 years of your life 25 years longer like 30 years. Yeah, like half of a life like they what 35 years? 35 years for a billion dollars. That's what you do it. Here's the thing I always say is if you had to sit down and you counted and however high you got to give you that money, you start counting. When would you stop? Well,
Starting point is 00:48:57 you'd have to you'd fall asleep, which would be the thing. Let's say you got to do it 18 hours a day, 16 hours a day. Because how much of your life 16 hours a day. You can't do anything else. You just have to sit at this table and count until you give up all your club. Not a club, it's not a contest. It's just you just keep counting. And then whenever you decide to stop, it's just so it's totally interesting, it's like what's enough money?
Starting point is 00:49:22 Wait, if you're counting for eight months and you're up to $2 million or $3 million, is that enough? You know, at some point you'd be like, I've already got $3 million, but I really need to torture myself for another. Theoretically you can get up to a billion. I spent your whole life doing it, right? They're doing 10 years of your life
Starting point is 00:49:39 for $1 billion pull on. I mean, the thing is it takes, like, three? No, no, but for some career paths, you have to be in education for like eight or nine years. If you want to be a doctor and stuff. Yeah, but you still get to live your life. Yeah. You still get to go out and meet people and have relationships, you know, maybe. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot you can't do though while you're in. You can still be a doctor with a billion dollars. Just pay people to let them operate on
Starting point is 00:50:03 you. Yeah. Or you operate on them. Wait, you'll get an upgrade. Some guy gave me a hundred million bucks, but he said I just want to like, remove a tumor from your arm, but I can't go for it. Well, what's worse to get happened? I mean, wouldn't be so bad. You can hire people to be your patient. It's a pretty even split.
Starting point is 00:50:19 I know. I pull a slot closer and I thought it would be. I think we shamed all the greedy punks out there. You guys are crazy. I think it just so I can put into perspective. I think it's time is funny. We doing the X 10 years ago 100 million dollars a year. That's two million dollars a week A lot of money. That's a lot money You'll get out nothing. You'll be any different. You'll have a billion dollars. You'll get out the first day
Starting point is 00:50:40 10 years ago Right, but people are gonna get upset because Neo in the Matrix reboot is green. That's what you miss in 10 years. But you get out, you got a billion dollars and then in 70s you've got two billion. Someone is saying in chat here that prison in the Netherlands is pretty nice. We're talking US prison here. Yeah. About the way.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Oh yeah, that's the other thing. Private times shitty American prison. Oh, Bill Cosby got moved to general population. That's how I read that. I read that. Yeah. Because shitty American prison. Oh, Bill Cosby got moved to general population. So he's a really, that, I mean, that, I mean, that's, I read that. Yeah. So some people are just in prison for killing someone
Starting point is 00:51:10 and then Bill Cosby's walking around. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's, I don't know if they put some, like, I mean, put some in more danger, probability wise. But, I think that he's convicted for his, like, he's a code of honor among prisoners.
Starting point is 00:51:24 They probably vetted that danger. I assume that's why he was in a general population at first. Yeah. Or one of the reasons and then they moved him in a general population. Our privatized prisons the most evil thing ever. It's pretty evil. I think we can close this poll.
Starting point is 00:51:35 We're pretty. We're pretty be split. I don't know if I've ever seen a poll that. Privateized prison. Yeah, it's terrible. It's pretty terrible. So it's just so you're in prison that a company owns that's the way to make money west Yeah, the prisons are all privatized. They're
Starting point is 00:51:49 For profit businesses. Yeah, why don't we start our own prison? They thrive by the fact that they need to have people in prison If they don't have people in prison, they're losing money. Yeah, I'll fuck up that in And then we'll have the prisoners make the next vine Yeah, you said making license plates like in the old movies and making vines. What is someone in prison called a prisoner? But what is someone in jail called a jailbird? A prisoner. But I'm saying it's like a prisoner.
Starting point is 00:52:17 The tainee is the person inside, but a jala is the person who jails them. A prisoner, then that a prison. You used to be called prison ease and prisoners. is the person who jails them. A prisoner, they're not a prisoner. You think we should be called prisoners and prisoners? Like I'm a prisoner. It just doesn't match, does it? Doesn't match, you're right, doesn't match. Imprisonor? Imprisonor.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Cause they're imprisoning you? Yeah. Oh, I think you're on to something. Yeah. Cause they're not prisoners. It's like a difference, there's a different verb for that. But they can jail you. That not im jail you. Not im jail. That's the, verb for that. But they can jail you. That not in jail.
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Starting point is 00:54:00 It's up to you right now, especially if you're watching the VID. Right now. It's gonna be right now. You ever got any weird stuff like you get like a forgery of sneakers or something like that? Or a brick instead of an iPhone or something? You remember when that happened to Jason? Where he ordered a Mac Pro online and he got like, what was it like a box of rocks? And it said it was a bag of rocks.
Starting point is 00:54:23 It said on the bag rocks. Like so it took time to it was a bag of rocks. It was on the bag rocks. Like so it took time to write that on it. Does it wrote the word rocks? What the hell? Yeah, and he disputed it. And it's been like an ongoing thing. I guess like whoever it was, whoever did that is in prison now.
Starting point is 00:54:37 And he says that every now and then he still gets like a restitution check for like a small amount of the money that he lost in that. And that was like, I was a long time, we were like 15 years ago. I know that was a big thing on eBay with the Xbox because the name, the box was in the name of the Xbox. So people would just sell Xbox,
Starting point is 00:54:53 boxes without the Xbox in. The Xbox. And they would write it, but people wouldn't notice because they'd say Xbox, box, and they'd think they were buying an Xbox. Did you ever see that, just a box? I hate that shit.
Starting point is 00:55:02 That Judge Judy trial where someone bought, I think two cell phones off eBay. And like didn't, like the person came to court and they were selling, they got two photos of cell phones in the package. And a person was like obviously suing them. And they're like, well, it was in the description. And then I think judge Judy was like,
Starting point is 00:55:18 that's still bullshit. You're fucking idiot. You're trying to scam people. I know, I feel that they think that's a brilliant scam. They sell the, sell pictures of the item. And they're like, well, you put the weight as being the weight of two cell phones, so there you go. No, that was that what got them.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Oh, I think it's just like the nail and the coffin kind of thing. Should have printed a really thick paper if they were gonna do that. Put a rock in there. Like a fucking like foam book. I got fake shampoo. I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:55:43 How should I test it? Test the pH of it. It was different. I got this shampoo that I like pretty sure. Pretty sure. I'm gonna test it, test the pH of it. It was different. I got this shampoo that I like and I get it. And I get it in like the, it's like a massive jug. And I only need one like once every nine months. And I think someone's dumping like sheep,
Starting point is 00:55:58 HB brand, that's who it is. Yeah, like God, I was like, this isn't right. This is weird, this is a little different. And I still had some left from the old one, because I'm playing ahead, and I bought the new stuff for the old stuff right now. Nice. I compared it.
Starting point is 00:56:10 It looks really, really different. Maybe that's it. Look it up online, if you like, this shit's counterfeit. Some comments on the profile. They're like, yeah, I got this in this counterfeit. It happens all the time. Then maybe change the...
Starting point is 00:56:19 No? Because I ordered directly from the people. Paul Mitchell. I ordered it from the Paul Mitchell site, except I got the good stuff. So, where'd you order this, other one from the people. Paul Mitchell. I ordered it from the Paul Mitchell site. Except that got the good stuff. So what did you order this, the other one from Amazon? But what I shouldn't say Amazon,
Starting point is 00:56:30 because it's one of the things where it's like, it's a seller. I hate yeah. Yeah. And when you talk about vetting stuff, only Amazon's vetting, like they're like YouTube. They got that big scale so they can't vet everything. It's kind of like,
Starting point is 00:56:42 you just trust through stuff. Just look for the trusted sellers that have like more stars. Can't you rate sellers on Amazon? Can you rate sellers? I think that's in the trusted seller before. I assume if they get the prime, that's, they got the,
Starting point is 00:56:55 with your process, they got the prime. Right, because then the stuff is in the Amazon warehouse. Yeah, but do we really think they're going through and checking the election? I don't know. Who knows? Hey Chad. Who's sitting behind me? I don't know. Who knows? Hey Chad. Who's sitting behind me?
Starting point is 00:57:06 What's Chad's sitting behind? I wanted Chad to come and say, hey, how's it going? Hey, because. All right, thanks for coming by Chad. All right, cool. Peace. Yeah, yeah. We did a cool thing.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Happened this week, we had the return of RG shorts. Yeah. So we got the return of RG life. And now we have RG shorts coming back. We had the moving in shorts. So if you haven't seen it, Barbara, where can they go to watch that? They could go to youtube.com slash ruchery.
Starting point is 00:57:24 You got a youtube.com slash ruchery to watch You go to youtube.com slash ruchitith. Watch it because we're doing, or ruchit.com. One of the things we want to talk about specifically was that we are changing our approach to YouTube specifically. It's one of the things that Chad's working on. So as people may have noticed, over time,
Starting point is 00:57:41 ruchitith as a brand started to mean a lot of different things. It became like this big as a grew and other things underneath it. The department shows like a team hundred became their own, you know, stand alone departments. A lot of different stuff that started on that channel. On Ruse Ritchieeth. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:58 Chat is very happy to see you, Chat. Oh, great. I thought I said chat is very happy to see you. I was like, yes, he is. So we're pairing down the offering on YouTube. But the big thing they happen to is there was a point in time where we all kind of looked up and was like, is the RISG YouTube channel just a marketing channel?
Starting point is 00:58:11 It seems like it's nothing but marketing. It kind of essentially. It became the RT podcast of podcasts where we do a lot of promotion for our stuff on this podcast. Right. But not necessarily the other podcast we do. So the RISG YouTube channel kind of became the same thing
Starting point is 00:58:23 where it's like, oh, you have this new show coming out, put the trailer for it on that, or, right, et cetera. Like if you saw first, like a funhouse shirt on the Rishi podcast, that wouldn't be weird. But if they were talking about a bunch of new Rishi stuff on the Funhouse podcast, that would be weird.
Starting point is 00:58:35 It would be. It would be a bunch of stuff that was like, go over here, check this out. And it was like, where's the stuff gone? Like where's the meat gone? Yeah. Yeah, that was, I mean, that's because, you know, we have our own S-FOD service and there's a big initiative to like, hey, we want to grow that.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Because I mean, I'm sure everyone knows about the plight that is YouTube currently and being beholden to a third party platform is really scary because if they just decide one day to make some change that absolutely screws us, we don't want to have all our eggs in that one basket, right? So it makes a lot of sense. But, sense, but that said, there was never really anyone looking out for the RT YouTube channel. And that was something that Evan who does programming was very aware of when he was programming for growing the S-Fod.
Starting point is 00:59:13 And so we kind of got to the state where I guess you guys realized like, oh, hey, yeah, it's kind of just become this marketing platform, but a lot of, you know, it's a great way for bringing a new audience is through YouTube. I imagine a bunch of people watching today first found out about Rooster Teeth in some way by coming across something on YouTube. So yeah, I guess one of the reasons. We've been working on for a while now. We basically, we have a new office, moved a bunch
Starting point is 00:59:38 of people in there, and then those people all just work together, Chad, you're in their barbedroom there, Gus, you know, get in there and just make stuff and make content. But in the, for the time being though, we're going to have a much more focused slate on the Rue Chitito YouTube channel. Yeah, and also doing best practices. So I get, I, we haven't really, I guess I haven't talked about this at all yet. But if you've been following a lot of RT content, you know, there's a popped up a lot more recently. and that's because, yeah, I was asked by you guys to come over and kind of help turn around the RT YouTube channel.
Starting point is 01:00:08 So I'm not completely going away from death metal and all that stuff. I'll still be voicing a character there and I'll still be on death metal cast. But yeah, my main job lately has been be over here and kind of help turn the RT YouTube channel around. And like, if you guys are YouTube viewers
Starting point is 01:00:23 that are watching this, like, I mean, we just kind of want to acknowledge, like, yeah, we haven't done the best job on YouTube in recent times, and that's changing. Kind of a shotgun approach. Little bit scattered and spread thin in what we were doing on the YouTube channel specifically. Yeah, when we posted, it was the Bird Box RT life.
Starting point is 01:00:39 I saw a handful of comments that we're saying, wow, is this a live action rooster teeth video that isn't promoting something or trying to sell me their merch? And it was like, ouch, but fair. That's what we were saying, right? That's what we were saying. It was like confirmation, you know,
Starting point is 01:00:54 that that's what was taking place. So that's what people were expecting to see when they tuned into the YouTube channel. Yeah. And like I said, it's a really important part of our business. We don't want to rely upon it, but we respect its influence.
Starting point is 01:01:06 And we want to make sure that the people who are watching on YouTube have a good experience. So part of this whole initiative and the new things that we're making, it's kind of the return artsy shorts and artsy life. And maybe some new cool stuff that we come up with. They very much will also be available on YouTube. And you'll notice, if you've noticed already last week, there's been a change in like the way we're doing thumbnails,
Starting point is 01:01:23 the way we're doing titling. We're changing the way we do end screens, because it's a really important part of YouTube right now, is they're so focused on keeping people on their platform. That's more valuable to them than a channel, than anything else on a video by video basis, does this video keep people on YouTube? That's all the, I mean, it's their platform,
Starting point is 01:01:40 that's all they care about, there's people on that platform. It's not even just the platform too, but it's also just the channel itself. Like if you watch videos on a channel, the algorithm rewards that. And the weird thing about Roochet's was you can watch Roochet's videos that aren't necessarily on the channel.
Starting point is 01:01:55 So if you've seen RTA and it's got an off topic sketch, then you say, oh, that was a funny bit. I want to hear the rest of that. You go to the off topic video. That's on a different channel. And YouTube is like the difference between Roocheech and Achievement Hunter, it's a totally different channel to YouTube,
Starting point is 01:02:10 whereas somebody who's watching a video might go, oh, this is just another Roocheech video. You can tell that every feature that YouTube implements is for the good of YouTube. Not totally. They just added, you can now, on a video, you're watching Swipe to another video either side. I don't know who that's for,
Starting point is 01:02:25 other than just, I accidentally, I accidentally swiped the video away and now I'm watching someone else so I would never have found, but that's really annoying to me. So I just swipe off the content, I'm looking, I just got some random things. And then I just swipe back,
Starting point is 01:02:37 you have to start over again, or just, I think it reminds me of what you were. But it's like, it never goes to the same channels video. It's always like recommended, it's like something completely different. They just want to send people off in a different direction. You know, I wish I could turn off my phone, which is a feature that I use 100% of the time wrong.
Starting point is 01:02:51 It's when I'm in something and in the top left corner, it sends me back to the app that sent me to that thing. And I just want to go back in the thing that I'm already in and it's like, I change his apps and it doesn't. Get you back to Twitter. I don't know what that's called, and I just want to turn it off. Remind me to bitch about Apple after this.
Starting point is 01:03:07 We will. So by the way, Chad, you know, that's all important. That's kind of important, all that stuff. Okay. But more importantly than all that is that you're in some chicken horse videos on a show. Hey, we're here from our wrist or teeth. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Sorry. I'm going to watch the podcast now, the big on. You're also in, you're also in Genlock. Yeah. That was wild. You're also in Genlock. Yeah, that was wild. The famous Chad James. There's apparently some, I saw this on our separate at when people were discussing the episode.
Starting point is 01:03:31 There's some military term for Jody. Yeah, Jody, it's funny as I found out about this after because somebody's like, hey, you know, right? And like, no, what? And they're like, oh yeah, a Jody is what, is called the military when he's the guy who sleeps with a military man's wife when he is overseas. But in Chase's talk, in Chase's talk.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Chase was dead. He was dead. Dead, there's a big difference. He was very different. You're like, I'm a good guy, that's right. He was deployed in that tank. Jody applied to people who said, if this guy goes off to war and dies, you still Jody?
Starting point is 01:04:10 I don't know, I don't think so. I thought it could be a man or a woman. Like Jody could be like the man who sleeps with the wife or the woman that sleeps with the husband. Oh, it could be. It was only ever phrased to me in the male context. Gotcha. I don't know if there's a different name
Starting point is 01:04:24 or a dude who'd make up thing. I guess that's a rules, right? It seems like. Well, I just thought, because Jody could be. Well, Jody could be either way. Yeah, I met both men and women in Jody. Yep. Jody Foster.
Starting point is 01:04:36 For the time being on the Rushi channel, people should expect to see Rushi podcasts, RTA, RT shorts and RT. RT life. And we'll be putting some more stuff back in. Some shows that are familiar to the YouTube audience, but that's what very streamlined, very focused approach to the RT YouTube channel.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Yep, absolutely. And one of the most beneficial things that you guys can do, like that stereotype, like, oh, like subscribe. But like actually. But like that actually really helps turn on the notifications. Smash the like button. Yeah. And also, when you're done watching,
Starting point is 01:05:13 if you're watching RTP right now, or watching one of our videos, if you actually click on the end card or one of the suggested videos, like we prefer you keep watching our stuff, but even if it's not our stuff, as long as you're going and staying on YouTube and not bouncing right after that, that makes that video much more valuable to YouTube and it makes it much more likely to suggest it and a ton of your ship comes from suggested videos like the browse features like I think we get 98% of our viewership through browse features as opposed to, you know, I went to the channel page or I got that be from accidental swiping, probably. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:05:45 So cool. Well, thanks for joining us, Chad. We're having fire really quickly. How do you feel about the blue genie in a lad? Man, I don't know, I'm back and forth. I think it's like, it's insane shoes to fill. Rep fire. It's gonna be real hard for him to dethrone Robin Williams.
Starting point is 01:05:59 All right, I agree that when it's... And the cartoon. Would you take a billion dollars to go to jail for 10 years? 10 years, next 10 years. You got kids? When does it start? Now. We're officers waiting.
Starting point is 01:06:10 You don't get the money till the end. Oh, all right. Uh, yeah, probably. Okay. Wow, with kids. All right, and in the vine video, what's the name of the guy who blows away the smoke with the guy who's vaping?
Starting point is 01:06:22 I have no idea. Okay, you got a two out of three, it's not bad. All right, thanks Chad. All right, thanks. Let's go on edge Lord. So that doesn't matter. Apparently Tyler's tabs an edge Lord. We've now firmly established it.
Starting point is 01:06:31 They said. All right, you have a Mac? Yeah. I hate it. Pfft. Pfft. Are you really unhappy? The problem I have with my Mac is sometimes
Starting point is 01:06:41 it stops playing sound. And the only way to fix it is to reboot it. It doesn't make any sense. It's a pro. It's a post-event. What do you do with, though? You're not editing shit. You know, the podcast. I didn't say I did. I didn't say I used it. I just said it's a post-event. But why do you use a Gavin, or you guys, that we want to talk about? Why do you use a Mac laptop or desktop still? You can't game on it either. I've gotten used to it. Yeah, but get out of that.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Let's get out of that. Why, so I can use a fucking iPad? What the hell's wrong with you? What do you mean iPad? I mean, that's what you have in your lap. You just for notes, for reading scripts and stuff like that. What do you mean what do I mean iPad? I mean the things you're fucking using.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Look at this, you fucking prick. Look what I got out of it. I've got my actual laptop, which is a window laptop. But you're not using it. You're using it as a coaster. It literally had drinks on it. What's the point? Look, I have a table right here.
Starting point is 01:07:26 It's using the same purpose as your laptop. I like the form factor, I suppose you're having a laptop soon, there I got like a little tablet, book thing, we're sitting right here. You can also make that into a tablet. What's that? You can also make that into a tablet.
Starting point is 01:07:39 Where you're using the iPad, why do I have two things, that thing does both? You'll use something that does half of what your coaster does. Okay, here's why. Because I'm been the same fucking boat you are, and I have my fucking iPhone, and I can't sink my, I messages to this thing, and I have this thing to where I'm here, and I want to be able to get
Starting point is 01:07:54 texts and stuff like that. That's exactly why. Why did you bring the coaster? What coaster? The thing you drink or? Oh, I just like that laptop. It's a good laptop. Get a P-Fuck, move over to PC.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Be double PC. Move over to PC. We've got a PC move over I have a PC to I use it. I use them pretty much 50 50 minutes. Here's what I love about Safari great browser If you're on a laptop You're right You're on a laptop you got the touchpad you got one You can press back on safari Immediately goes back previous page. You can also swipe back
Starting point is 01:08:32 Which a lot of time if you're like Just browsing it's a lot easier just to do that with you have to move your thumb or fingers But if you go back that way youates it back, and then does bugger all for one to two seconds while it reloads the entire page, and then you can use it again. Well, the Christ is the point in having two different kinds of back. I'm asking you.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Yeah, I think what it is, you know, I'm told about it, you get that lag when you swipe back. I think what it is, just be back. One of them goes back to a cached version, and then one of them reloads the page in that. You would want that distinction. I'm just saying, I think that's what the difference is.
Starting point is 01:09:11 And that's why. That much of a delay. It's worse on the laptop. Oh yeah, do you want to. I'm the phone. It's almost instant. Yeah. But that feature was added years ago.
Starting point is 01:09:24 And I remember using it being like, last time, it's just like, I slow version. I never use that one. I like, but they'll fix that in 2014. It's fast. What? It's faster to move the mouse up to the back button
Starting point is 01:09:33 and do it that way. Also, this is the first time I learned that you could do that. So thank you. Yeah. It's handy on the phone. It's great on the phone now. It's ass on the laptop. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's ainess. Yeah. It's absolutely ainess.
Starting point is 01:09:45 That was my gripe today about Apple products. gripe. I heard that supposedly they're going to stick with lightning for the next iPhone. That's the room right now. I really? Yeah. Fucking, that, that's another thing that I don't even care. I've got, I've got enough of both cables.
Starting point is 01:10:00 I can just, yeah, but I just take care of everything around. At some point, the lightning cable. Yeah. In, in my backpack, it's like, okay, I've got a normal USB lightning cable and I've got a USB-C lightning cable just in case. Like I have two fucking phone cables. Also, a USB-C lightning cable. Oh, this to lightning. For the only port on this fucking piece of shit laptop. That's saying this really frustrating to me, as much as I've been bitch about the iPhone, I still use it because I like it. The laptop, I really did give up on the laptops
Starting point is 01:10:29 and the desktops for Apple because there's no now unified theory at the company it doesn't seem like. Like the fact that the laptops for all USB-C, but the phone is still lightning, it's just, and laptops still have a headphone jack. It doesn't make sense, yeah, it just doesn't make sense. So you gotta have your headphone,
Starting point is 01:10:45 you can do Bluetooth headphones though on your Mac. I'm assuming I can connect my AirPods to that, right? You, I don't have them, but yeah, I mean, you should be able to. You should be able to, right? Yeah, I use Bluetooth with my, I have that problem where I stop doing what I'm doing with my Bluetooth headphones
Starting point is 01:11:00 and they start playing music from somewhere else. This is random. I have a question about AirPods. Do you guys all use AirPods or have you some? I don't. Are my ears just fucking disgusting? Yeah. No, all Apple products make you feel
Starting point is 01:11:12 like a disgusting human. They've all got a white sheen. It's like unless you come all over them, there's not gonna, you're always gonna see exactly your bodily fluid on them. How do you clean your ear AirPods? What? No, they're gross.
Starting point is 01:11:25 They're gross. Okay, good. I thought it was just me. I was like, do I just have like a non-human amount of ear wax? I have to clear mine pretty regularly. Like I just have like a little folded piece of paper that I do. Yeah, I do. To me it's like the case too, it's all like more. Yeah, but how does that happen? I don't know, and it's hard to clean too. I think a lot of the time it's pocket scuzz. this is okay, but on the inside of it minor black cube So they show like white like fuzz and just like Color what I think I got it from color. Where yeah, I think it's where I got it. They look good black Mac got him and he just got he got great just
Starting point is 01:11:58 As opposed to just the white one. I know right. It's just seem like worth the effort to go through We're gonna wait off white. That's a mad thing to do right? That is a very mad thing to do. I feel like if I got some in any color, I'd want them to match my ear color Get a wow. That's gross Cronenberg movie. Yeah, there's like flesh colored Duh, like skin. You ever see existence? Yeah, I was like Yeah, the same kind of thing. But I will say that Sophie I would you spent the weekend in LA went to the Television Critics association with Sophie, where I was on a panel with a bunch of other
Starting point is 01:12:32 animation companies, Warner Brothers animation, Crunchyroll was there, TBS, adult swim, and we're talking about Gen Lock and stuff. But before I got there, Sophie was there, she was kind of like doing the on the boots groundwork and On the ground on the boots on the boots on the ground boots on the ground. Thank you Barb on the legwork up the boots on the boots Work time that'll be mine other next profession so if you want boots Where they were the great Thearing lot of boots. They're wax That was the stupidest way to say that That was a belief statement Everything about that when I fall asleep
Starting point is 01:13:10 I was there But so many she put this tweet out She got in to Uber And the Uber driver said to her How old are you? And she said I however old you Is that remember it's in the tweet? Why does she even answer that question?
Starting point is 01:13:23 I shut up dude The Uber driver goes, got any kids? She goes, no, it's good. And the Uber driver said, well you better start having maybe soon because you're right about time. You have another two years left. She's like, fuck you.
Starting point is 01:13:34 And I wanted to be back or I didn't, but I told her later I said, here's exactly how that conversation would work with me. I would get in the car, the guy would say, how old are you? And I would say, I'm on a call. Like, I just keep my air pods in.
Starting point is 01:13:46 It's one of the best features of them. Keep them in. And I just point and say, I'm on a call. It's okay if I take a call in your car, do you mind? And they would go, oh no, no, no, sure, yeah, go ahead. And then turn on the music. And then I sit there and I will listen to music. And then every two or three minutes, I just go,
Starting point is 01:14:00 I, listen, I don't care what Bob said. Q3 is looking like shit. And he's got a match what he said he was going to do. We go through forecast for a reason. And then like some random business comment like that, every five minutes and I'm like, why would you be told about Q3 and Q1? You'd be told about Q2 or Q4.
Starting point is 01:14:16 We enter a fiscal year to different time. Okay. This is how I would have handled it. Ask me the question. Hey, how old are you? Riii! Riii! I'm not going to have to. I'm not going it. Ask me the question. Hey, how old are you? Riii! Riii! I don't have to do anything.
Starting point is 01:14:28 I don't have to do anything. I don't have to do anything. No one told me. No one ever told me. You put out that error of... I can't handle it. I'm like... Hey, and I sit down and know...
Starting point is 01:14:39 Best to arrive. No driver. It's amazing. Really? Yeah. You know if they recognize you from slow-mo guys driver. It's amazing. Really? Yeah. You know, if they are driving, do you recognize you from SlowBow Guys videos?
Starting point is 01:14:48 That's happened. But usually, if I get anything, it's one question. I'll just give a one word answer that it's game over. Dude, Uber drivers actually talk way too much. I had a Uber driver in LA and he said, he's telling me all about how he does security and runs security business. And I'm making up a celebrity here. I'm just gonna pick one at random. He's like, I used to, uh, security for Mandy Moore. And I go, oh, that's cool.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Mandy Moore, huh? And he goes, yeah, it was security for her for a real long time, like do concerts, stuff like that. And then he tells me exactly where she lives. It was, it was less than 30 seconds. Like what part of town is like, you ever go down this, I don't wanna say, well, I'll make something out of it. You're gonna the road, let's look in the canyon, you know, between the hills, when you're going up to Perbank,
Starting point is 01:15:30 you're going through the canyon. I go, yeah, it goes, like the third left in there, that's your house right there. Like, do you think, really? The same directions to your house. You think, really, this guy is just a stalker and like, so good. All that was made up, it was not neither anymore.
Starting point is 01:15:40 It was all hypothetical. And many more doesn't live there. It was Judi Fusta. I don't know, I'm not gonna say who it was, but he did tell me the person exactly where they lived. Do you think that this person is just obsessed with this celebrity and as a stalker and knows where they live and pretends to be. Has this delusion about working security? Yeah. I have no idea. Or just likes to talk about them and how they know them person. I don't know, but I was like, dude, what are you doing here?
Starting point is 01:16:00 Why are you talking to me like that? It's creepy. But I noticed that it would be fun to play. You know, I changed my address to there. It's like, right. Yeah. I'm a new bodyguard and it's full of gun on the dude. But I would be a fun game to play is like, when you're in an airport and you hear someone or an airplane, always when people are boarding, they will have, they'll be on a call. All business conversations, when you only hear one side, they all sound exactly the same. Exactly. They're all exactly the fucking same. Something about Q2 or Q3. Right.
Starting point is 01:16:30 Right, always contract, you know, we're gonna get in there. You guys are fucking idiot. We don't know what the hell they're talking about. You guys are not idiot. Yeah. Listen, I got to report and see if we're just, we got to do something about this. Is this disappointing?
Starting point is 01:16:41 I don't care, get them all in the phone. They're always, also, get them all in the phone. Always working on a spreadsheet on their laptop. Always. And they're always wearing a very ill-fitting suit. What is that? I don't know. Or there's always a person laptop,
Starting point is 01:16:54 always a presentation where they're gonna present some kind of medical device. Yeah. Or like, didn't. Did an Assassin's Creed game get leaked like that? Did it really? Like some marketing person was working on an assassaged PowerPoint on a flight and the person behind them
Starting point is 01:17:08 like took photos of their screen. I might just start using a laptop with fake business on it just like you fit in. Let's make a YouTube video of fake business. That's just like five hours of working in an Excel spreadsheet and you can play it in full screen it and make it look like you're doing stuff. I love it.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Let's do that. Five hours of fake business. You could put it on full screen it and make it look like you're doing stuff. I love it. Let's do that. Five hours of fake business. You can put it on at their offices at work, so it looks like they're working, but they're just really like moving the mouse around. That has to exist already. Well, they got the hacking thing where you just hit the keyboards and it makes all this code, like you're coding super fast. Just do that for like an hour and a half straight on an airplane.
Starting point is 01:17:41 Looking it up. Fake business. Fake business for flight. It should be different lengths of video for different up. Big business. Big business for flight. It should be a different length of video for different flights. Feet. Austin to LA video.
Starting point is 01:17:49 What? Whereas the people who sit next to me on a plane, if they're looking at me, I get out my phone or my tablet and I load it up and then I load Instagram and it's instantly like Jessica Niggri's butt. And it's like, I'm like, so I'm sorry, so I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:18:03 Every time, every time I get on a fucking plane, I feel like it's the same way. Just right at my feet. You're welcome, by the way. You're sitting next to me. You're welcome for seeing Jessica's butt. Yeah, I always forget who I follow on Instagram. Right, so I was on Twitter too.
Starting point is 01:18:14 Like I'll be like, you know, it trumps tweet in and there's April O'Neill's vagina. Just zoomed in. Oh, what are you doing? What are you doing? You found porn stars? I've always been porn stars. Really, do you really?
Starting point is 01:18:24 Well, people have met. Yeah. Yep. You could just mute them. Why would it not sleep in China? But then he wouldn't be able to sleep in the vagina. What's the point of following them? Right.
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Starting point is 01:20:07 ¿Qué dices? Pero este pueblo es de legísimos. Nada, mira que fácil, primero 7 paradas de metro hasta tochad, y ahí trena abajo el blogon de allí. No te lee es. Este verano viaja de puerta, puerta y sin complicaciones con BlablaCara. Siempre encontrarás una cercana, incluso a última hora. De la serba tu próximo viaje, ¡JOP! BlablaCara, blablaCara! Ypex Legends is overrated. ¡Es Black card, black card. He picks legends.
Starting point is 01:20:25 It's overrated. It's a great game. No, it's overrated. Why is it like, is it because you're bad at it? That's like 95% of the reason why it's overrated. You got to watch Alfredo play that game. It's like, it's like, we're genetically different. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:39 He's amazing. Yeah. Isn't he like top 10 in the world or something crazy like that? That's siege right to see just the one where he raises very good a siege good it But every page is is great. It's super good It yeah, I thought you would like it because you always complain that pub G was too slow It was 30 minutes of slow slow slow. I'm dead. This is just super fast. I can play about PUBG, but I like PUBG I like PUBG to I miss I like I like the slowness part of PUBG. I don't think Apex Legends is a replacement for me for PUBG, but Apex Legends is a frustrating game.
Starting point is 01:21:11 I feel like PUBG is the biggest problem I have. I'm just going to keep talking. I'm not going to get a word in. The biggest problem I have with Apex Legends is that you can't play solo. You have to be in a group with three people. That's a huge problem for you. It's a huge problem for you. You just can't pick like support types if you're solo, I guess.
Starting point is 01:21:26 There'd be no point. Yeah, you really don't need that that much. Can you lock it so you're not in the squad? No. But you never would do that in that game because squads are not just, you can't, there's no attrition. Right.
Starting point is 01:21:39 It's like your squads survive, they probably revive everybody in the squad. What's it kinda like? That's kind of a cool mechanic from a squad perspective. But I do like the fact of like- Look at this shit. Look at him. He's just, everyone else's bullets.
Starting point is 01:21:50 He's like, well, I could get down by him, but I just won't, I just ignore him. God damn. This is like- I wish I knew about what I was about. A spray of kills. Look at his feed. Look at the kill feed.
Starting point is 01:22:01 It's all him, all of that. And then he doesn't say a word. He's just like, to me, I'd be freaking out at that point. I'd be shitting myself. I'm like, yelling, bouncing off the walls. That's just a normal Thursday night. Can I have a room? Yeah, he's really fucking good at that.
Starting point is 01:22:14 I'm not very good at it. And I admit that I'm not good at it. Here's the problem. I don't know the fucking game is coming out. Barbara, we started talking about it before the podcast today. Barbara had my reaction, which is like, what is that? It's like, it's just this game, they just put out. It just, they just dropped it.
Starting point is 01:22:28 I haven't heard anything about it up until people started playing it. That's the, nobody had. Yeah, I don't think they marketed it at all. They just released it and we're like, here you go. Yeah, it's insane. Good, and they had a crazy, been crazy positive reception, tons of people playing.
Starting point is 01:22:41 It made me install Origin, which is a huge piece of shit. John texted me, he's like, hey, this is my username on Origin. What's yours? And I told him what mine was, and I was looking at it and I was like, oh, I guess he's not gonna send me a friend request. I was like, I messed up him, I was like,
Starting point is 01:22:58 hey, you gonna add me? I was like, oh wait, here, buried in the menus, here where the friend requests are. Like, there's no notification, nothing. It's like. I have to hunt through to find where they are. I have an origin account to play the Sims. All right, I was Sims is in my library too. I used to play the shits out of the Sims. Me too.
Starting point is 01:23:16 I loved it. I played it last time in my character. My Simma was working on died of old age. And it just happened way faster than I thought it was going to. Yeah. Like in the original sims, they lasted a good long time. Like you hit max everything out weeks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:31 Yeah. Looks like it just falls off. But the same pecs legends is, here's what happened. I didn't have time to fucking play it when it came out. Everybody jumps on, everybody's playing it. I show up a week later. It's a fucking nightmare. I have a few two.
Starting point is 01:23:44 Like the matchmaking will put you in with low level players. No bullshit PC console PC play on PC make yourself feel good about it You get some kills because people worse on that and then go to PC You said play on PC and then go to PC. Well, yeah next folks first Console game is a I mean, it's easier on console. It is, I guess it would be easier, right? Yeah, I think it would be competitive. Maybe I'll do that. Maybe I'll do that.
Starting point is 01:24:09 But it's like, I'm at the point though, Gav, and where it's like, I just don't know anything. And I like all the attachments and everything. But I'm like, okay, here we got a loop, okay, loop this is like, what kind of ammo is this? Just pick it all up. It's like an energy, energy ammo. Can I use that?
Starting point is 01:24:20 I mean, what show you were like that in PUBG when you didn't know what? Anything was. I'm just in the weird learning curve. I've literally played like four or five matches. I got to the level six and I had one kill and I don't like that it shows everybody that. I think I was level four before I got my first kill
Starting point is 01:24:35 and I had two kills. Well, I fucking kill people and then I don't get credit for a kill because apparently they don't die. Yeah, you gotta finish them off. But I do finish them off, but then they get revived and the squad survives. So you gotta kill the whole squad. Like what counts as a killing that fucking game?
Starting point is 01:24:48 I think it's when their banner is retrieved. When their banners are retrieved, I think so. What does that mean? Is that why I kill? I know. I know. I know. Because they go down and then they die
Starting point is 01:24:58 and then they don't get revived. I'm the ghost girl. I shoot the robot in the face. The robot goes down. The robot, I go, fuck, and take this robot, and I shoot it a bunch of times on the ground, and it falls and turns into a box. Right.
Starting point is 01:25:09 That's a kill. But I think it's, it's banner still. What kind of game is this? It's banner is still visible to their teammates, and they can come grab its banner, and then take it to a place to provide it. But they only have a minute to do that. Right.
Starting point is 01:25:19 So if that expires, then you've killed them. Yeah. I think so. Surely you've killed them if they died. Yes. What? It's a good game. It's really good.
Starting point is 01:25:30 You should play it. It is good, it's fun. It's got a good Overwatch. I think it's sort of missing out on with this. You're not a lot of Overwatch. Never played Overwatch. I mean, it's like the class is kept Overwatch. The class is not as important as they are in Overwatch.
Starting point is 01:25:41 Pretty fucking important. You get all the supers in all that shit. Yeah, but think about like playing this mercy in Overwatch. You can't really do a ton of damage. You just don't reference the thing I don't know anything about. The healer in Overwatch. It's kinda like leeches onto people,
Starting point is 01:25:53 you play healer, you give them shit. Doesn't do a ton of damage. But in those like characters I like, in the new one, you can be lifeline and still get some fat kills, the powerful gun. Now you're not restricted to your weapons, right? You can still use any weapon. Yeah, it's just your Abilities are healing focus also every weapon is the same Sorry, what every weapon is the exact same no every weapon. No, it's not true at all. Yeah, it's very true
Starting point is 01:26:18 They certainly all look the same. They look simple. They all look. They're all these I'm having to learn a bunch of letters and numbers Right, not all these fucking boxes and and then they have the same site on them. I picked up a guy that was called the try try something. It's like a kind of long try hide range thing and it shoots three bullets in a horizontal line. That's like nothing. That's that's pretty you never seen this gun. I have played five matches and I've never seen a shoot screen stuff. That can't exist. I got a wingman pistol. No idea what's different than that. Good pistol.
Starting point is 01:26:48 All their pistols. They're talking to you up. There you go. There's your recrofen in the boost. You're never telling a fire, it's like, this dude's great, man. He's got a relation. He's got a huge dick.
Starting point is 01:26:58 Dude, everybody likes this guy. What are you talking about, your other gun? If I were like, I don't. Also, it's like there's not enough real guns. It's like there's a lot of pistols. And then, you know, there's not, in PUBG, there's some pistols. But you can go through like two houses. You got a 840.
Starting point is 01:27:15 PUBG is a clunky mess. And I love it. It's so good though. On PC, it's scrappy and it's ugly. No. Up close, it's garbage. No. What's the last time you played. No. Up close is garbage. No. What's the last time we played?
Starting point is 01:27:26 Oh, probably. A few years ago. There's been a lot of polish on it. All right. I'll give it another go. I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I'm very different. I enjoyed blackout more than I enjoyed PUBG.
Starting point is 01:27:37 Just tried it again. PUBG is still really good. I would like Fortnite if it didn't have the building. I would love to get, I would love to get into a version of Fortnite where you can still like, no building. just a straight up battle royale. I hate all the building. So just be night. Yes, I just be night night night. You're gonna be night. Shoot him up night. Whoever, whoever go to sleep the faster Americans even understand the Fortnite pun Because you don't use the name. If you don't use Fortnite in a regular sentence Where typically British people constantly say Fortnite You don't use the name, you don't use Fortnite in a regular sentence. Not typically.
Starting point is 01:28:05 British people constantly say Fortnite. Well, I would ask most people you say, why is the game called Fortnite? They wouldn't even be able to tell you. Why the game is called that? Can you tell me why Fortnite is called Fortnite? Well, because there's a game about zombies that come at night and you have to build fort. You build the fort. Right, you build the fort.
Starting point is 01:28:21 But in normal conversation, Fortnite is two weeks, which is why the pun works. Correct. Is it, is it, weeks related to the work for two weeks, which is if a fortnight is a thing. Yeah, it's just a word. It's two weeks. It's just a word. Yeah. Yeah. I think people in America know the word fortnight. Okay. I mean, I just never hear it. I never say to you in a fortnight. Common word. Like if I like it'd be like me going over to the UK and saying, do you all even know that cheeseburger is? It's a word. We fucking heard it. We've all read Yeah, but people in England always eat cheeseburgers. Yeah, do people in England talk about a fortnight? I'll see you in a fortnight Yes, no they don't yeah, I don't ever say two weeks
Starting point is 01:29:01 Like oh it was like four night ago. Really? You're lying. I don't say that much. You're lying. It was mainly, do you speak in high and big pants? I don't even see you in a four night. My parents would constantly say that. Why would you only see your parents every two weeks?
Starting point is 01:29:17 They would say it's a me bastard. They'd say it just in general. See you in a four night. It's not a weird shit that British people do. I can't even have anybody I'd say I'll see you in two weeks. Yeah. Like, I don't know what I never hit here. See you Thursday week.
Starting point is 01:29:30 Thursday week. Okay, that's like March 5 March. I got it. Whenever I send mail to the UK, I've always got to like change the way I structure my dates. No, fuck that. Because you finally have to say them in order. Correct, all right.
Starting point is 01:29:41 So, Evan, stop it. But how do you say, do you say March 5th? Before I say the fifth of March. Fifth of March. It's so many more words. All right, I don't know why I say anymore. Been here for seven years. Yeah, you're not really British anymore.
Starting point is 01:29:55 Almost to the day. Valentine's Day, right? Well, the day before is when I arrived, when you picked me up from the airport. I did. I went out for baths. That was my first time driving to the airport and I went to the loading zone instead of the actual. I did. I went out for bad stuff. That was my first time driving to the airport and I went to the loading zone instead of the actual airport.
Starting point is 01:30:07 I did not come out of the loading zone. So you did slumber world, but you didn't get kicked out of the country. Like that's always a concern you've got. Every time you leave the country, but you had to leave the country a lot for slumber world. Was that a planet slumber, yeah? Don't slumber world.
Starting point is 01:30:20 I say slumber world. I smothered with no w, you see. Slumber, the slumber world. Slumber world. I can't believe. I've been at Ro w, too. Slamma. The slumber world. Slamma world. I can't believe. I've been at Rooster's Peak for seven years. It's crazy. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:30:30 I got to name you a show rock. Sorry. Plenty of slumber. You went a lot of different places. Yeah. And you came back every single time and they didn't do, was it a hassle every time? Well, I get secondary screening and interviewed
Starting point is 01:30:42 every time I come in. But you never worry about like you're not going to make it. No, I worry about I'm always going to miss my connecting flight. Shit. Yeah. It's a bit of an anus. So we're talking about anniversaries. I just passed an anniversary with Bernie the other day. We can know each other for 21 years now. Keep bringing this up, but I feel bad that I don't recognize this. So if a baby popped out the day you met, they can drink now. They can drink now. You don't recognize it because you were just giving an employee orientation.
Starting point is 01:31:08 But you were giving an orientation to like 10 people and I was one of those people in the room. I guess I can remember my start. That's remember the moment he saw you. What year was that you started? 98. Yes, I started 93. Do you know how to fucking job for a weight gain?
Starting point is 01:31:20 Wait, what? 93, what you did, what in 93? That's when I started the job that I had before this one. I worked there for 13 years, I worked here for 16 years. That was before friends was on TV. A little bit overlap. Yeah, probably. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:30 I was four years old. It was a nice 392, maybe a nice 2. I had had a job every day since I was, since I was, basically since I was 16, but essentially since I was 18 with no gaps. Yeah, same for me, but. I've been employed every single day of my life. Since I was 18 years old.
Starting point is 01:31:44 Although I was, I was so I had to have work days where I didn't have a job. What's crazy? When are you gonna retire? I don't know. Wouldn't you get any ideas when I should retire? You wanna get to prison for a bit? What day is it?
Starting point is 01:31:54 What time is it? I'll do that. But I've always been fascinated too, and people would go without a job for a extended period of time. I remember Jason, after he left the telecom company, he, well, 18 months, he didn't have a job for a extended period of time. I remember Jason, after he left the telecom company, he, well, like 18 months, he didn't have a job. I'm like, how do you, how do you do that?
Starting point is 01:32:11 Just said, I don't know how you do it. And he had saved up money and he just took time off. I was with, what? Yeah, I would be a nervous wreck. It probably was like four months and I've like built it up to 18 months and, you know, over time. Hearing that makes me anxious and I would freak out
Starting point is 01:32:24 if I was in that position. I bet it was bloody loving it. I bet everyone could use the extended amount of time off. Yeah, look at Jeff, Jeff got that sabbatical. He's changed his life a new man, new man. Half the man he used to be. No, then lost that much weight. He's getting there.
Starting point is 01:32:39 I didn't think Jeff needed to lose weight. Then he showed me a picture. And I was like, yeah, you need to lose weight. I didn't know that I was, didn't know that. You know, let's see the changes every day. Yeah, so. Yeah, he's me a picture. And I was like, yeah, you knew, lose weight. I didn't know that, I didn't know that. You know, let's see the changes every day. Yeah. So, he's lost a lot. All right, it's almost time to wrap up here.
Starting point is 01:32:50 You got anything else on your list? Me, let me see. Could you go to the rapid fire here? I got something. I read the other day. We talked about fish awhile. The loudest plane ever built. The US military wanted to build a plane
Starting point is 01:33:01 they could launch off of aircraft carriers without the catapult. So they built a really fast propeller plane. At idle, the propeller would create continuous sonic booms that emitted visible shock waves. Anybody nearby, regardless of your protection, would get severe nausea, headaches, and it caused one man to have a seizure.
Starting point is 01:33:20 Oh my God. The weapon just fired, I think, low over shit. When it was on the ground doing run-ups, like testing throttle, you could hear it from 25 miles away. So'm gonna weapon just fire that thing. You can appreciate when it was on the ground doing run-ups like testing throttle You could hear it from 25 miles away So if you just stood next to it it would be like a constant barrage of explosion I'm sorry, but I was you could see coming off of the propeller. Why would they make that? They made two and they decided it wasn't feasible
Starting point is 01:33:38 I mean could that could seriously damage your hearing like did anyone go deaf? I'm sure someone must have- Oh my god. Imagine piloting that thing. Is that footage of it? Or is it before camera? No, they're footage of it. Is it in the sound? Yeah, it's awful.
Starting point is 01:33:52 It's, it's called the thunder screech. Sounds like a transplant. I was just about to say something like a decepticon. What do you got over there? Uh, so you have thieves as free this week. Play that fucking game. It's great. I always think one of the things I hate online is I hate readingF. Thieves is free this week. Play that fucking game. It's great. I always think one of the things I hate online is I hate reading what people say. I miss this or I miss
Starting point is 01:34:09 that. It's like stop missing stuff. Support stuff that you like. Try to share it with people and try to introduce to other people. We when there's got to be nothing more frustrating than when you worked on something and it didn't succeed. But then you have to read for years. You're going, I miss that. It's like, that does nothing for the people who worked their ass off on that thing. So you should take the things you like, even if they're not popular and try to share them and see if thieves, I know a lot of people passed on it
Starting point is 01:34:34 in 2018, it's a fucking great game. Well, because missing something is minimal effort. Like if they really missed it, they'd be playing it. Right, exactly. So you know, you can miss something, but take that with a grain of soap. It's just like casually like, oh yeah. Yeah, come play CFDs with me.
Starting point is 01:34:48 I don't want to miss this game. Like, and I want to be the, you're going to miss that. It's like, if I have the ability to like share it with other people, go play CFDs. And there's something else that I would say, oh, you're going to need to, uh, I want to make a call right now. All right. What's the number? Make a call.
Starting point is 01:35:04 Make it put my foot down, foot down putting my plant my flag here Red recently and there's been a lot of loop loop online about a leader battle angel Because they read it like online, okay, okay, red Oh, not the web I read online consumed it with your eyes. I believe variety Industry trade variety I read online, consumed it with your eyes. I believe variety, industry trade, variety, barbs variety. Right. They said that it's gonna lose $200 million domestically.
Starting point is 01:35:31 Which first of all, nobody cares about that. If it makes money in China, it'll be great, which it'll probably well. They said it's gonna be a big flop. It's gonna lose $200 million. So I'm like that. I don't know in this day and age, how the fuck you bet against James Cameron.
Starting point is 01:35:47 How do you, how do you do that? How do you say, oh, it's gonna be a flop. They said that about Titanic. They said about Titanic. They said about Avatar. They said the exact same thing. It's gonna be a flop. This is a big over budget mess, you know?
Starting point is 01:36:00 And sure enough, it was like, greatest thing I've ever seen when it comes out. Titanic was number one for like 30 weeks in a row. They made fun of Titanic so much like they built, they rebuilt the replica of Titanic but they only built it 90% scale. Why not do the whole 100%? It was like a smear campaign. How much, how many Oscars did Titanic win? Like everything.
Starting point is 01:36:15 Wasn't it like the record at the time? It was the biggest movie ever at the time until Avatar came out and it was like, oh this thing is like a mess, no one's gonna understand it. It's garbage, it's just we want to make this movie for'm not saying no one's gonna understand it, it's garbage, we want to make this movie for years now, no one's telling him no, and he's made it fucking number one. Yep, most money ever made.
Starting point is 01:36:31 So, don't count that shit out. It's not a good movie. What, you haven't seen it? Avatar? Oh, Avatar. Oh, I think it's Elita. No, Avatar, I really like Avatar, but I do have to point out Andrew Rosas,
Starting point is 01:36:43 who's one of the writers over, he's the guy, I fucking hate when this happens. He's the guy who's in the video is that everybody keeps thinking he's me because he's got a beard in the baseball cap. And it's just like, I feel it happened on miles. I hate when that fucking happens to people. But Andrew Rosas pointed out something really great.
Starting point is 01:36:58 Try it right now with you guys. Avatar, biggest movie ever made. Everybody here saw it, right? Some of you saw it more than once even. Okaygest movie ever made. Everybody here saw it, right? Some of you saw it more than once even. Okay. Name one character. Jake Somm. Oh, no, that's the ex's name. That's got you got you're like the only person I've met who can name a single character from Avita. That's great name a second. Can you name you can? No, I cannot. What's the lady's name? Like Neffede or something like that? You got close. Neffede?
Starting point is 01:37:25 You've got Neffede? Neffede? Neffede. Neffede. Yeah. What's the Gory? What's the Gory? What's the Gory?
Starting point is 01:37:33 What's the Gory? What's the Gory? Doctor Doctor. What's the Gory? The Jarr headed guy. On a stadium. They should have that guy do cable. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:41 I mean, we even got down to where he said, just name the main character's name. I was like, I know this movie his name is I just couldn't come up with it. It took me a long time finally came with Jake Sully. Is it the actor's name? His son. Yeah Sam Worthington. Yeah, yeah, Titanic won 11 Academy Awards. It was nominated for three more that it did not win Gotcha, it won and at the time was was 11 like the record. I think it tied the record. Yeah, you think endgame is gonna be up for our for Oscars Like I do like they did with their turn of the cane. They're gonna wait. Then Infinity War, get nominated for a few. Like for... That spiderverse did. Yeah, hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:13 What are the Oscars next weekend? Maybe. I don't know. I think I nominated for Best Visual Effects for Infinity War. Nice. Best Visual Effects. I like to see that. Thanos looks good, man. I believe it's a person. That thing where he's, where they're on Thanos, or Titan, and they've got him. And he's like, ah, they're really up close on his face. Looks good.
Starting point is 01:38:33 I need to see that movie again. You want to catch up to Yo's 17 times. Dude, I've seen this movie so many times. Fucking love that movie. And I'm doing a dumb thing. I've got it like on Xbox. In my Microsoft movie library, but I keep watching it on Netflix, which is lower quality.
Starting point is 01:38:46 I just watch it. Is it low quality? Is it? Is it low quality? I guess it's still streaming, but I like to think that I can download stuff from the Microsoft store, but I really can't. I still have my PC.
Starting point is 01:38:57 The heavily compressed. I can do it on my PC. All right, so I'm going to go to me like that. Well, through a slide by slide, we'll do a comparison. You really want to see the difference, or like see go to me like that. We'll do a side by side, we'll do a comparison. You really want to see the difference or like see what it could have been. Go back and watch some of the post credit scenes, worth anos is in those.
Starting point is 01:39:12 Oh yeah, not good. It doesn't look good. Where it's like a completely different actor as well. Yeah. It looks like a raisin. Yeah, they improved. Big fat teeth. Big fat raisin. All right.
Starting point is 01:39:23 He also got pulls and then he got one out of like a glove box Keep a glove if I made the infinity gauntlet I would just wear it from that point on well without the stones It's kind of gotty right just I'm getting ready Gus. I like my glove in a glove box When idiot like a glove? What a glove compartment thanks for watching everybody. He's drive me glove while you keep your gauntlet. Guys are assholes. Riiiight! The Do you like apples?
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