Rooster Teeth Podcast - Are Feet Private? - #526

Episode Date: January 8, 2019

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We're missing. Wine chair. I'm Bernie. I'm not Bernie. I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus. Can I be British? You can be British.

Me or Barb? Because Gav's not here. Gav's so close to being perfectly on time. Canada is the closest to being British. It is. Why are you starting so on time? We always time. Maybe Canada is the closest to being British. It is. Why are you starting so on time? We always have time. This is an off topic.

How dare you? All right. What were you doing? Can you say what you were doing? A Shima 100 video. You know, Shima 100 stuff. We started criminal masterminds. Uh oh, really?

Is that a video game or a board game? It's GTA. It's a series. Never mind. I watch your content. Did you win? It's just spoil it. I'm just getting it out of the way. Man, I first podcast, New Year, Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Is it the first one that you? Well, we recorded the New Year's Eve one. And that was also New Year's Eve. That is correct. Gus is correct. His match, his match, jacked out.

What do you guys think of the whole mentality of it being a new year and people making these decisions to change themselves or to like start fresh on something? I think it's great. I do too. It's easy to be cynical about it. I think it's great. I think you can always change yourself.

I think it's just an arbitrary date that you put pressure for yourself on. The people need that stuff. But I feel like Gus wouldn't like it so I raised my chin smuggling. If you focus on it, then it's just like you're setting yourself up to fail at it, I think. Like, if you just want to do it, then do it. I think humans need excuses to do certain things.

Humans need excuses. Just in terms of like, people like, oh, start my diet on Monday. You think animals don't care when it's new as day? I'm guessing they don't. I think the only animals that care are probably dogs. Yeah, because the fireworks? Yeah, they really hate the Fourth of July. They can't stand it.

They hate our freedom. You know, it's so weird to me, because cats are scared of every noise, like vacuums and stuff like that. I've never had a cat that was scared of fireworks. Like freaked out when fireworks are going on. Or even like thunder. Yeah. Dogs are freaked out by thunder. going on. Or even like thunder. Yeah, dogs are freaked out by thunder.

In fact, why are they? Oh, I was just over at Travis House for Christmas and they have two dogs that are, like once a year old and once is like maybe like eight or nine months old, they literally try to attack. If you have a broom out, if you take the broom out of the closet,

they will try to attack it. Yeah. And like won't stop barking. You take a vacuum out and like, you're fucked. I don't understand it. They'll attack it like they're not afraid of it. They'll just... They'll bark at it and try to like nip at it. It could, the broom could just be literally standing there

on the floor and not moving. I'm trying to attack. When no one else is around, is someone hitting them with that broom? I... Alright, that's a really... I was like, I don't know about the... Maybe in the shelter they were in or something. I don't know.

My girlfriend's cat in college, Gary, the cat. He hated one thing in particular. He hated, if you took the pages in a book or like a thing of post-it notes and you did that, like flip them, like that really fast, or like you're flipping money, you know, like they always do movies and don't know if that works or not. But if you did that, he would come and attack you. Like, yeah, and I just said, I did it till like one time, I discovered this because I was gonna like,

there's hot and I was gonna go, here, here's some wind for you. And I like, did that. Oh god. And he just went like, man, he came out and I was like, what the fuck was that? And I've seen since then, don't do this if you have a cat. But if you've seen the videos where somebody takes a comb

and they run their thumb down the comb, like all the little times, because it makes that tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Like a frequency that they don't. It's like a frequency or something that cats can't stand. And, but they don't attack, they just like gag. They protect. They gag?

Like, like huge gags. Look at the videos, because those cats have already been tortured, but don't do this to your own cat. Because apparently they really, really don't like it. They also don't like it when you put down like a cucumber on the floor. Right.

Or if you put a piece of ham on their face, or like a stop, they like turn off. It's like you put ham on a cat, and it's like the cat just goes to sleep. My favorite. Why is it because that's cat heaven? Just. Mission complete, shutting down.

My favorite. Is there anything else? My favorite cat video of all time is that vine of that person putting the flower on top of the cat, and she's like, no, shutting down. My favorite. Is there any penance? My favorite cat video of all time is that vine of that person putting the flower on top of the cat and she's like, no need, something. And it's just like, the prophecy. Oh, yeah. That's right.

And I always want to like to see the evolution of those two. Like, was the new knee video was something that somebody posted, but it was the matrix prophecy is true thing. Yeah. Add it on top of it. That's what really took out. That's how everyone remembers it.

And they don't remember the first thing that the person posted. There's a couple of vines that I used to watch back when Vine was a big thing that only after the fact I realized we're made by Avery from Crenshaw. Yeah. So that's the original one apparently, because that doesn't go into the prophecy is true stuff.

Yeah. I gotta say, I loved Vine, we used to make vines. I was really disappointed. I felt bad when Vine went away. And a lot of us people, well, first of all, I feel like we got Logan Paul on YouTube because Vine went away. Like he started with Vine, right? Well, that makes me hate Vine going away.

I know, right? Even more than any, he should have stayed over there on Vine. But I was always so impressed by everybody on Vine and their ability to do these stories in six seconds or tell a joke in six seconds. But man, I really wanna like TikTok. I really do want to like it. And that is music videos.

No. There's some short Vine stuff on there. But the thing with TikTok is it seems like everything's like a challenge. You know, there'd be stuff like trends that would go through buying every now and then. TikTok seems to be like, there's basically four videos and everybody makes their version of one of those four videos

and that's it. They have that generation challenge going on right now. That's like the big TikTok. Where they play for pop that pussy. Yeah, that's exactly it. That's the generation challenge for pop that pussy. I see it because I've been on TikTok so I've seen it. So kidding, I've been like four different generations of the family come out. Yeah, the's the generation challenge. I see it because I've been on TikTok. So I'm so kidding I'm like we're like four different generations of the family come out the great the great grandma

Yeah, the great grandma comes out and torques to pop that pussy It's so classy. It's great You really got to get in on that meme. Oh you can't get to sound bites of Bernie and guys going pop that pussy separately Now you got you you were very clear We're just redubb You want to learn it? Okay, give us a pop that pussy pop that pussy We're just redubb. Yeah, you want to learn it? Yeah, give us a pop that pussy.

Pop that pussy. No, but when you said the generation thing, because one of the videos that's currently on TikTok is a girl will start playing the song and it's got this like really like benign intro to it and they're dancing and they're dancing with their mom or their dad and then it immediately goes into pop that pussy and the parents are like, what the fuck are we listening to?

So. How does one pop their pussy? I have watched a lot of TikTok. How do you have the app or do you watch it? I have the app. And then you load the app and then it shows you a video and then you swipe up and you get a different video. That's it.

And then when you're done you close the app. Is social media back there still? Let's make a TikTok. All right, got a thumbs up. We got a look at us clamorant to be relevant? Have you guys? But it's not as good as mine. That's about now definitely not have you guys discussed the thing that happened with Instagram a couple weeks ago with the update? No, no, so what happened to the update? They're tired.

I fucking the funniest thing. I didn't get the update, but it changed scrolling to be whole swipe. It changed kind of like the way stories are, so you could swipe or just like click on the right of a picture and I'll take you to the next picture. Yeah, I kind of made the whole platform a story from navigation. It wasn't the worst,

but it definitely was a very different functionality than what Instagram is like right now. Did you see it? I did, yeah, I had it for like a whole day. I think the thing to me is it didn't make sense for square pictures to be going left to right when it's a portrait phone. Yeah.

And you can see more if it's going that way. Yeah. Well, Bart, let me ask you. So if Gavin posted a photo, and then right after that, you posted a photo. In my feed now, I see your photo, scroll down, I see Gavin's photo, it goes in reverse time. Yeah.

So with this tapping thing, if I see your photo, if I tapped it, I see your next photo, scroll down, I see Gavin's photo, it goes in reverse time. Yeah. So with this tapping thing, if I see your photo, if I tapped it, I see your next photo or what I see Gavin's. So it's basically just your feed. And then if you scroll downwards, you just get the comments. So you don't actually have to click into the photo to get the comments. It just gets scrolled up. It seems to kind of make sense. It wasn't the worst.

I was so confused because I woke up and I was, I was using that like that. And then I was trying to tell Tony, I was like Instagram's gone a bit weird. And then she didn't have it and I didn't have it anymore. So I was like, maybe I was just crazy. Well, they did it so brief. And when they did the update, they had a screen that popped up that's like,

Instagram has a new look, like do this, to go this way and see all these functionalities and all that stuff, like an instructional kind of pop up. I didn't realize that companies can update their apps without forcing an update. I didn't realize that it. Because I didn't like download a new update. I bought a mat at a gig. Yeah, at night.

But I also then they just pulled it immediately. They pulled it like presently. Yeah. Did they say that they did that by accident? Is that the story I heard? Mm-hmm. That they didn't mean to push that update in line? You can push it.

Yeah. They said they wanted to put it to a much smaller user base, like a test base, but accidentally put it to everyone. But people were just like, you didn't mean to put this out, you had instructions on how to use it. People were outraged. I know they didn't say it was an update even. They said there was a bug. People had changed.

They said it was like a bug in the app. Yes, that's definitely not a bug then. And it was like, what kind of bugs have instructions on how to use this bug? Yeah, it's a bug that you're seeing. They're supposed to see this next month. Yeah, yeah. Do we have any beer?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I was talking with, I was walking through the target over here by the studio the other day. And I ran in and I was walking by the beer section and I saw they had a smores flavored beer. Got it right here. And it's made by Shiner.

I texted it, I texted it, a picture to Eric. And I was like, and he said it was really good. And I said, that sounds disgusting to me. What, which part of smore's like? Chocolate and marshmallow. Smores part? Smores is, by definition, like the combination of the Graham Cracker marshmallow and chocolate.

Right, we're just one of the parts. They would probably call it that part. It would be chocolate beer. That'd be like having like Thanksgiving dinner beer. It's like too much stuff to be more flavor. You're right. Thanks giving. But wait a minute. Sub. Hell yeah. I won't. Yeah, it's exactly what we wanted. Two beers. Thank you. Oh, thanks. Two, we not have three.

Three. If I know we have more, dude. Can I show it? Can I show this level? So here's a smore's beer from Shutter. I think he made one for each of us. Maybe. Who was that? Let me see.

Who was it? I want to taste this, Phil. So, hey, can you mind? Can you mind? Would people, would the viewers who watch here right now would you drink a smore's beer? Let me read the label for it. It's China beer, a smore beer.

It's chocolate and marshmallow ale. No mention of Graham. Oh, that's not. It's just a small. Not quite small. It's just smooth. It's a small less. I would not have tried this if Eric didn't bring it here.

What makes a cracker a Graham cracker? No. Oh, that is. You never would have tried it? No, it sounds gross. It's potable. Yeah, no, I like it. I'm not bad, right?

It's for as gimmicky as it sounds. All right, look at that 100% right now, baby. Not too bad. Look at that. I would love to try real smooth without without dog shit Hershey's chocolate. No, stop it. No, seriously.

I heard the Cadbury got bought by somebody and now their recipes all fucked up. Who think I bought by? They got bought by Hershey? Wasn't that, wasn't that ages ago? Was it Hershey? Yeah, they bought capri. I think Nestle, that's like a fucking thing.

It's like a hostile takeover. The Graham Cracker was inspired by the preaching of Sylvester Graham. Are you saying Graham or you saying Graham? G-R-A-H-A-M? Okay. Uh, isn't it like a Puritan? Yeah, he was influenced by the 19th century temperance movement.

He believed a vegetarian diet anchored by homemade, whole grain bread made from wheat, corsely grounded home. It's part of a lifestyle that involved minimizing pleasure and stimulation of all kinds was how God intended people to live. Right. It's no masturbation, no pleasures. So graham crackers, a pleasureless cracker. Somebody had a cracker you went. Not in my opinion too much. It's not what a small was made to me is the playlist crack is so much more pleasurable the devil invented s'mores I try to get back at Sylvester Graham. I don't know about you guys But I feel like I could have one small and then I'm done. There's better idea than they are in practice So a small is is the equivalent of inseminating yourself with a condom

What what? Inseminating yourself for the condom like you dig What? In seminary yourself with a condom? Like you dig it out of the trash? Like making something that's hopefully unpleasurable, really pleasurable. What? Like the cracker, what you were saying, and then they're gonna be like,

misery crackers, right? Let him go, let him go. Keep going. You're going to get to death. No, Ryan, I'm Steve. I couldn't go anymore. I got you, man. Normally I could have made sense. You're gonna hold me with that one.

Like something made for prevention, but does the opposite. Okay. I see where you're going. There you go. Okay, I got you. So you knocked yourself up with a condom. Is where you got from that. I'm not the four explaining that.

I was the most confused I've been around you. What's Blaine? What are you eating? Is he having pizza? Did he get some of it? He's taking his head, no. Blaine got mad at me today, because I pulled a classic move.

We're moving into new offices today, and I'm right near Blaine, and Gus, I did a classic Bernie move in the Rushi Thoffice. Blaine was eating lunch. Oh, and what did I do it? What's that? You put your toe in.

I know, I know, I tell it with it. Put your finger. I put my finger in his foot. It's been a while. It's yeah, and he was pretty upset with me. Was it a special meal you brought, or was it like the catered meal? It's like the Zygoi things that you can get

from Starbucks or egg white bites. Yeah, I only got two of them. They're very small and he just went right in the middle and was like, Did he do the, what is this? And then like stick his finger in that? Yeah, I got a dip. That's not coming and I was like, I don't, uh,

Was it ruined? Like, could you still eat it? He's still eating it. He immediately continued eating it. You could always still eat it. Like a champ. Just tasted salt here. That's not my hands are fine.

My hands are clean all the time. Can't clean all the time. All the time, guys. When's the last time you washed your hand? I just literally washed them 10 minutes ago. I would do it if I just spat in your hand. Here, taste my hands, Barb. Tastes like...

Back me up for playing here. Taste my hands. Somebody, give me a lick. Gab, you tell them it's okay. It's okay. Give me a lick. Gav, you tell him. It's okay. Small as on my mouth. Well, to be fair, the worst thing I ever did, honestly, I really feel bad about it this day,

is I did stick my toe into Jeff's burrito. Jeff's burrito. Where were you barefoot? We were over the office. We were the dude up from the market. Yeah. He was just so happy about it. He was so happy.

Not about the toe. No, no, no. About the burrito. Not the burrito. I just had to about it. He was so happy. Not about the toe. No, no, no, no. About the burrito. He's like, I'm the burrito, and I just had to ruin it for him. Would you like to lead a burrito if somebody stuck their toe in it? Depends on the person, not guys. But other people, yeah, sure. I would eat anything no matter what.

What? I don't like, I don't care who sticks what body parts in it. I'm eating it. Parker, you hungry for pizza, because we can test this. Because I'm stuck there. Stick your dick in it all the way in. What? Someone just flammed on a pizza. Here's what I would do.

Touching it is different. If someone put their tail on my food, I would go Google their name and see how far down in their auto completes his feet. You know, it indicates how nice their feet are. Like Grace Helbig was what, third entry was feet? Something like that.

Something like that. Or look at them up on a wiki feet. Only a 9.5 or above a wiki feet. Yeah, only if they have like socially set up. I think inside of five stars. Oh, a four point five. The five toes. Let's give you a rating.

Any time we did like a million dollars butt scene where someone's feet would be in it, like there's a scene where like a lease we had a close upon our feet and I put her in the ugly slippers puzzles. Like I'm not gonna give wiki feet this one. That's so take it. It's weird. I don't get it.

Did you have anybody that protested that? No, everybody wanted their feet covered. Really? Yeah. I was not a guy who would like, he messaged me like weird kinks and I wasn't wearing this watch anymore. He's like, hey, why aren't you wearing this specific model watch? And I went to his profile and he had just a bunch of like bondage photos and I was like, I'm not gonna wear that one. Do you think a watch is a bondage thing and I was like, I'm not gonna worry that. Do you think a watch is a bondage thing?

I guess this guy did, he liked my watch. He liked your paraphernalia. Do you think your feet are private? Feet? Yeah, like would you have your feet on camera? I mean, if you knew that a guy was gonna be masturbating to your chest, like a picture of your chest, would you wanna show off your chest all that much?

Or would you wanna have people jerk off off to you your photos of you? Do you think people I know people do I can verify the people? People hid jerk off to you Blame it never thought about it. It's on her. I've never heard of a come tribute. Huh. What's that? It's where someone basically takes a picture of you and Jerks off onto it and like basically has all their come specifically a picture of me Anybody when that's like it's called a contribute when that would like ruin all the ink on the paper I In egg white I said about that. I bet this was made up by printer companies to make you spend more money on ink

I can also be like a screen with a picture of you. Mm-hmm. Just go down. You recognize clean the screen at that point. Look. Your test always phone and you know. Or feed private. But wiki feet sounds like wiki leaks.

So I'm going to say yes. Is that going to be the next shirt that we make? Or feed private. Or feed private. My feeder private. Or my feeder public. Well, you go to the party, every way you can take their shoes off, so no.

They don't have shoes. I mean, like, if somebody wouldn't want to show that feet to the world. All the people are voting that they aren't private. Those are the people with the feet, kinks. Have they won't you show? Do you do your shoes on with the beach? No.

Yeah, but you cover other areas, I hope. Well, it depends on the beach burning. Do you have a little, like, do you are you a speedo guy because you're pretty built? I got I got where the you okay, all right Daniel Craig James bonds What is it casino royale what they call boy shorts if they were on a girl? Yeah, that's what I wear is doing like the honey ride coming out of the air. Yeah, it's like a little square. Mm-hmm Yeah, yeah, I have this like not those exact ones because they're like You use a booty short you wear booty shorts. Well, like no, I'll wear those

But we're like the 70s when you wear them. Do you pop that pussy? You wait playing Do you watch TikTok at all? No, you gotta watch TikTok. I don't like no We're gonna receive TikTok. I don't like it. What is that is it on it? It's a secret where you work No, isn't TikTok like you it plays a a song and then you synchronize it with an action or some shit. Well no.

I didn't see the fucking ads on YouTube and I hate them. Yeah, like the, we're not sponsored by them are we? That's right. No, no, no, no. That's very specifically what you guys are talking about is like that's musically, right? That's, I thought musically is now TikTok. Is that what happened? Is that what TikTok came for?

That's why I thought it was the same thing. Eric, is that what happened? Eric, you have to know everything. Really? Yeah. Do you have a musically tick-tock account? No, I do not. I feel like tick-tocks a worst name. Then musically.ly?

No. So in November 2017, tick-tocks parent company spent a billion dollars to purchase musically. Can you invest it? It was worth a million? A billion. That, I don't know. That doesn't seem that outrageous to me.

In the world where like what's app is worth 18 billion? I mean musically was definitely one of the top 10 or top 15 social media platforms. It's hard to get into that territory. I didn't like musically. I didn't use musically. It's useful to know younger people. I feel like if Millie is using it, it's worth billions of dollars. Yeah, she's got her finger on the pulse. Yeah. Is that worth the Millie?

If Millie uses it and then loses her account and then gets it back, then that's how you know it's good. I'm shocked and I'll close this poll. This is why it's way ahead. I'm feeding private. I remind me of that picture. Have you seen the picture of the shoe shop? And it's called bare feet shoes. But the bee isn't lit up. So it just says our feet shoes. Oh, yeah.

It's like a really, it's like a question. For some reason, we use them bare feet. I was picturing bear as in bear. And I was like, your feet. I did the same thing in my head. I did the exact same thing. Well, Blaine, I'm sorry that I ruined your already terrible sandwich with egg whites.

I just needed the protein. I'm back on my cutting phase, so don't, yeah. I don't want your extra carbs on your fingers. I don't know. You got it. All right. It's just the carbs that Bernie has on his face. Oh, and people should let me know.

Actually, don't let me know if you masturbate to me. I'm just, I'm just, I'm purplified. I'm purplified. I'm purplified by the idea that people are not you Paul do you mastermate to blame? Yeah, no, no, no, have you ever have you ever made blank? Can I vote in this way that would you go to rst.com slash play for watching life? Why don't we have a raise of hands just on the couch first?

ever master nap You're lying. I'm gonna be... We're probably a 50% household. You know, in my... Oh no! Oh no! Have you ever masturbated before? I'll stick around for the results and then I'll leave. Give him a nice look. Give him a nice look.

I would not want to go into a picture. No! That's a decent ratio, dude. You should be proud of that. Probably currently only like four people. What are you hoping for? Yes or no? A lot of yeses, I guess. Keep in mind. You should be proud of that. Probably currently only like four people. Yeah, yeah. What are you hoping for? Yes or no? Yeah. A lot of yeses, I guess.

Keep in mind. You seem to be like 50% yeses. Keep in mind we have usually 80-20 male to female ratio for our content. Yeah. So if we get 80-20, you're around the mark. Okay, then I'm doing okay then. Unless you're...

Yeah, you ever masturbated to a lady? Yes. So there you go. So there you go. You're counting like porn there. What do you masturbate with people in the room? What are you doing with? What's with you talking about? I think I didn't want Gavin.

It was between masturbating to females and porn, or just a picture of someone that you know. Like you Google woman. What the fuck are you talking about? That's what I just said. You're at home. I'm like, we're stalking images of women. I can't say. People need to masturbate right now so that they can change their vote.

Yeah, you could masturbate and then vote. Yeah, give them a nice look into the camera so they have some material. Beautiful. I'm not gonna do that. They're beautiful man. Now I'm hard. Alright, thank you. We can vote in the plane.

Don't have been the same results as you did the cast voting. 2775. Don't have been the same results if you did the cast voting. Two, 27, 75. Remember the same. One quarter of us have right there. Ah, gotcha. You're gonna come out and go on record and say you've masturbated Blaine or not? I have not masturbated to Blaine.

I'll come out on record and officially say that. Sorry, Blaine. I like you though. He was the one you were hoping for. He's a nice guy. I'm gonna be more protein-bling just to do a come tribute. You'd be good. I was the one you were hoping for. He's a nice guy. I need more protein blend, just do a come tribute. You'd be good. I was gonna do an ad read there, but I guess that will.

You wanna get a little distance from that? Oh wait, on that one. Yeah, I wanna get some. All right, let's talk about CES, because CES is going on right now. Did you see the folding television? Did you see, I was like, that comes out of the box, that folding television?

It's like an LG OLED that's in a box. And then when you turn it on, it comes out of the box. It's 65 inches and we turn it off. It rolls back up. It just rolls up out of a box. Like a projector screen kind of thing. Little bit, is that what that's? Yeah, that's what the OLED, man, I'm trying to check that.

How do you store that? It's just a box. This is the box. You just put that on your entertainment center and it's nothing. So you have a picture there. And the people come over and they say, what's in the box? And then the movie seven. Yeah. The problem I have to say is that the box, and this is a really stupid complaint. It's amazing that a TV rolls up like that. But the box, because it rolls up, ends up being bigger. And so you have this big rectangular box sitting there. Eventually, though, probably won't matter.

You're probably just have like some kind of like device you said down does a holographic display. I got for Teddy for Christmas. He really wanted it. It's pretty cool. I got Teddy this little, it's like a little obelisk, like a little like square cylinder. And what is that called? The square cylinder.

Cuboid or rectangular? It's like a tall square, like a rectangular. Like a. And what's that called, the square cylinder? Cueboard, rectangular. It's like a tall square, like a rectangular mechanism. There you go, kind of like that. It's a little black thing. The lobless. And it's like about three or four inches tall, just sits in front of the monitor,

and it projects with a laser, a keyboard, onto a surface, like the table, and then you sit there and type. I think I've seen the worst guy mall before. Dude, it works perfectly. I got it for him, because because I thought he he asked for it Maybe I thought it was just like a gimmicky toy. I would totally get one of these things for the road It works really like having an iPad though, wouldn't it?

The TV or the oh Like this no tactile feedback because there's no keys it'd be like typing on glass But it goes like yeah a little bit but you can make the noise too because LG of blood box yeah, boxa, it's a little big. It's big, but it's cool. It's like a super soundbar. It's smaller than a TV.

Have you seen the wall? I can't wait till like 13 months in and the motor burns out. And your TV's like stuck in the box and you can't get it to come out. It's like the old windows that start in the cold. Or it's got like a little handle you have to reach in and like manually pull it out.

Yeah, for a big crowd. Great. And have you seen the wall TV by Samsung? That was already announced that it was last year or the year before. That looks really cool. What's modular? The problem is, how do you determine what signal goes where? Do you have to learn how to pixel map your video source?

No, and what happens with resolution? Surely there's a fixed amount of pixels on each piece. There's a lot of questions I have about it. Good Lord. But yeah, it's very interesting. I guess it's the way people can make, or if they move, like say you have a 200 inch TV and it's like, I'm going to move to a smaller place. And now I have 270 inch TVs or whatever.

It's interesting. I like CES and I like E3 because I think that those two industry events are different than ever almost every other one because you end up seeing those things in Manufacture and I hate would like you know car shows boat shows stuff like that where they just they just show you stuff And they're never gonna fucking make it yeah, I was conceptual concept cars And you're like concept cars. That's really cool. The final products never gonna look like nothing It's gonna look like a shitty, stupid version of every other car. I think you never bought anything you saw at CES?

I never met a CES, I don't think. I guess that was that you saw online at CES. I must have. It might be my favorite show to go to. You know what, I don't like CES and I hate CES because I get anger when I think about CES about something that happened years ago and Gus, let's see how you know me. What is the thing that happened to CES that still makes me mad to this day?

When you got snubbed at the AVNs that were going on at the same time as the AVNs? Yeah, they did. Someone did a contribute of you. No, you're close with Comtribute because it was Gizmodo. Was that after CES? Was it? Wasn't it CES? I don't know.

Were they were turning off the things? Yeah, they went around with that thing. They were turning off. They, some booth was giving out these devices. Like they were called the TV Begon? TV Begon. So like you're in a restaurant, a TV's playing. Yeah.

You have this old thing in your kitchen, you hit it and it runs through all the off codes for TVs and just go like run through them really fast. So you can basically turn off any TV with the same. That's fucked up. And because they were giving away of CES, the reporter Gizmodo thought it would be funny. He just went to people who were doing presentations and when they're in the middle of the presentation, you now look at see what this display looks and he would shut everything off. And it's like, I've been one of those people that has to present a conventions and they thought it was fucking, they thought it was funny enough to do. And, they thought it was funny enough to do and then they thought it was funny enough to publish it

and put this out on their gadget based website. You know, literally, I can years on whatever they're doing. I don't know what it was. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was like two or three things in a row that I could got so fucking, the Halo bag was the other one. That was the, that was the,

that was the year 2008. What was it? The CES 2008. It was, right? It was, yeah, fuck. That was right. It was right at the start was, yeah, fuck. That was right going. It was going around raising the hot rate of totally innocent people just trying to do that joke.

They're just trying to do their job. And they probably worked on that for that presentation. They probably couldn't sleep the night before. Right. They were like, probably prepared for months to do it. And then some dope with a goddamn remote thing turns it off. Even after that, even at our booth, I started having to put tape over the remote sensors, because I think that inspired other people to play conventions.

You got a booth, let's see, yes. No, at other shows. And packs is that we'd have like TVs, man. Yeah, we had a, we had to go in there. I think later we did the Griffball tournament. I remember we had to tape up all the sensors because of that. And because people, you know, people see something and then they all do it. It becomes like a thing like everybody thought of, you know,

for years and then just goes away eventually. Yep. Playful. Griffball again. Griffball is great. We should go into Halo 3, load up the old map. Hmm. Then I have a tournament.

That's one of the things we talked about for November. I talked about playing Griffball next to November, but you and I played our battle royale on lockout that game we made years ago. Yeah. What do we call that fiesta? It's elimination fiesta elimination fiesta, but I don't think we need to have a name. I don't think we have a name for it. I'm trying to think of a name that would incorporate or a month that would incorporate my name somehow and the closest thing I could think of was July. Let's do that. I'll play all of Barbara's favorite games during July.

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Blame was just here. I've got to out myself a little bit. Gav came over to my house and I'm playing Red Dead, and he was looking at my TV and said, why don't you have it in the UHD? Why don't you play Red Dead? And I got that big TV to cover that whole hole. But it was in my wall. We're gonna say I don't wanna get down that road again?

I'm talking about fucking hole. I don't wanna go through that road again. But you understand the hole now that you've seen it, right? I totally get it. Okay. Okay, see, it makes sense. You just need to bring everyone to it. Yeah, and show them that you're enormous hole in the wall

that I'd cover with a TV. So I got a TV, so all I cared about for the TV was the dimensions, because I had to cover that hole. That's the only criteria used to buy the TV. And so I found one that was the perfect dimensions, because I had to cover that hole. That's the only criteria used to buy the TV. And so I found that was the perfect dimensions, got it, put it in, had it installed, went in the space, and it was perfect. But I found out later it didn't have UHD,

because I went to my Xbox, and you told me you was to do HDR. HDR, am I talking about you? HDR, that's what I'm talking about. So I went into my Xbox one X, and tried to turn on HDR, so as your TV doesn't have that. I was like, oh, bummer. I didn't think about that when I bought the TV. I was just so focused on the dimensions.

So Gavin asked me, I said that same thing. Yeah, I got the TV, but it doesn't have HDR. And he goes, yes, it does. It's just not turned on. Well, I feel like we were having a separate discussion. I was like, people have keywords. People like, I want 4K, even though like, you'd nothing broadcast in 4K, really.

People want HDR, but almost everyone who has an HDR TV never enables it. It's not on by default on most TVs. And we were just having that discussion. You're like, oh, mine doesn't have it. And I was like, I bet it does though. And then we goes in two seconds, he turns it on, and turns on HDR.

And we ran like the Xbox test again. It's like check, check, check, check. No, the green check, check. No one does it though. No one knows to do that. It's so stupid. And sometimes it doesn't work right. Like when I got my most recent TV

the one that I have now, I went through and I did the same thing where it's like, so stupid. And sometimes it doesn't work right. Like when I got my most recent TV the one that I have now, I went through and I did the same thing where it's like, do the HDR test, it doesn't work. Then I had to go through, enable it in the TV, redo the test on the Xbox, didn't work. Then I had to like hard power cycle the Xbox. And I guess it rehand shakes or something. And then all of the checks work fine.

And the option is never in way you'd expect it. I feel like a lot of people do go into their options that are like, oh, I'll find it. And it's just never there. But it usually has to be done on like a per input basis. Like I have to go and find the input that my Xbox or whatever is plugged into and enable it on that specifically, and then it's on.

It doesn't make any sense. I don't know why they do that. It's always surprising me in the first revision of typically hardware, they just get stuff wrong. Like you know there's a better implementation of how they could just turn on HDR. Yeah. And it's just, it's wrong.

And I get it sometimes like, when you have an Xbox one at launch, it's got the power brick. And then like a year later, they have the much smaller one that's just powerful and there's no power brick. And it's been that way for the last couple generations of the Xbox.

I get from a manufacturing level that things improve, but I'm always surprised I got a software level when it's like, I know this is just, they have to know this is just the bad way to do this. And if it's written on the box and in all of the marketing material and big fat les, it should be like two or three clicks away on the remote. There should be a button on your remote

that says HDR, question mark. Yeah, I don't get it. I just remembered because hearing you talk about it that way, I know what started the conversation. We were talking about the Tom Cruise motion smoothing video that he put out. Did you see that permission impossible? No.

He and the director of, what's it going? Top Gun. I think so. But they were talking about mission impossible, I think. They did a whole PSA video and release on the internet about how to turn off motion smoothing on your TV. And I was like, thank you. This is awesome.

I'm glad they actually put out this video. I can't fucking stand. I can't stand it either. That. And whenever I go over to someone's house to watch a movie and they have it on, I'd go, oh, you guys like this? I'm like, like what?

I'm like, it's like, you don't notice how it's very smooth and it's like this weird, It takes me out of the movie. So who likes it then? There's a bunch of people who like it and I always help you turn it off. I use it for specific things. Like I play Red Dead with it slightly on because I'm too close to my TV sometimes where it's like the periphery will be really juttering and be like, oh, and if I just put it on like three out of 10 because it's like a level for it.

Really? It's a, it doesn't, it's not distracting to me. That's interesting. I haven't had a level. Before other stuff, I turned off, it's like, it's a per-use thing. I would never put it on a film. For some reason, it always reminds me of

when someone records a movie on their phone or on a video camera and uploads it. Like, it doesn't look, like, it almost looks at the quality is worse when it's that smooth-ing feature. And I don't, like, I know it's probably incorrect in thinking like that. Can you watch like 60 FPS videos that people put up? Yeah.

Like can you watch? I definitely know that it plays. Oh, oh, that's plays are at 60 FPS, typically it fits from PC. Maybe usually it's video games though. Most of the footage is video games, right? Like what are you shooting between the games in? I shoot 64K on my phone. Mm-hmm. Yeah, 60K video, I mean, I'm your 60 FPS video.

I don't mind it, but I definitely notice it when I see it. It's like, everything just seems like super, super smooth. You know, and it's not necessarily like the way I feel about when I see something that's like 4K or when high def came out, it was like, oh, that's fucking amazing. Then now we have these high death graphics like that. That's incredible. I don't have that same feeling when I see 60 FPS or like 48 frames for the hobbit. You know, I wasn't like, oh, this is amazing. I mean, waiting for this, you know, that was not my reaction.

I used to always get asked why Slamagai's video is one 60 FPS. But it's just division. It's like if I shoot a thousand frames a second, I'll divide that by 60. You gotta cut it up. It's way faster than if I divided it by 24, what's 25? Yeah. I finally saw speaking of like frame rate and stuff like that. I saw Spiderman finally into the sweaterverse.

Yeah, I still haven't seen it. I really wanna see that. We talked about this, did we already burp me? You and me. I saw it on Saturday, so unless I saw you. Oh, really, okay. Yeah. I said I on Saturday, so unless I saw you. Oh, really, okay. Yeah. I said I wanted to, but fuck, that is a beautiful,

it's awesome. Fucking, that one. It wouldn't look like in motion, so you think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's gonna be interesting. It won the Golden Globe last night. Yeah, that's it. That's it.

It won it. It beat Incredibles 2. What's that making fun of your fucking accent, jiffy? I'm with you, guys. What else did it beat? What was it in the name of this year? A Reckit Ralph 2. Incredibles 2, something else, and then another thing, and then Spider-Person.

And then another thing. I played really close tension. I don't watch any fucking award shows. You know what I found out though? Gavin doesn't watch animated movies. No, not typically. Really? Not even like the animatrix?

No, I just don't really go for animation in like a long form. Like I find myself. I find myself. Yeah, it's less the CG stuff, more like the hand drawn stuff. But I just, not too much of that these days. I just lose concentration from it. But like, lying king. Yeah, as a kid, I was fine with it.

I feel like as I've got an older, it's like I find it really hard to watch anime or like an animated film. Even like you you said you've never seen the Incredibles, which to me is one of the best films Animation or not and I know what sure what it is. I think I just like Seeing real people on screen And I also like to figure out how they did stuff and with animation it's like I would just someone just drew it but with Real with like live action stuff usually it's like oh no, just someone just drew it. But with real

with like live action stuff, usually it's like, oh, they have to put the camera. Do you not like Mozilla computer generated effects or computer animation? Not a bit too much. You like Deadpool? Like Colossus is completely CG. Yes, distracting to me. You know, I get I don't even like, I find it very difficult to look at Ironman in the Avengers movies. I feel like you'd be because it's not a real suit. Fuck you. Because you said you said the animation takes you out of it. And I'm pretty Iron Man, and this is what's more like it.

But in the first movie, he was a real suit. It was like, you should have the new one. The nano texture. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm like, you're never gonna get mad at each other. Oh, no, it's okay. It's a lost cause.

Um, but you're saying how animation you say it takes you out of it. But then when you watch a film in live action, you say you're trying to figure out how they did everything. Wouldn say it takes you out of it, but then when you watch a film in live action You say you're trying to figure out how they did everything Wouldn't that take you out of it? Like if you watch an animated film You're not trying to think about how they did think that I'm still I'm still thinking about the film I feel like a lot of the time I have quite a lot of my mind. So it's nice to sit back and like Just think about this film, but with animation Sometimes I just end up thinking like what I'm gonna do after, so... Oh shit, and then I'm not paying attention.

I think it's just like... I've never been diagnosed with any ADHD, I don't think I have that, but I just... I just lose focus from the movie when it's not people. You need to see a real face to give it attention. I don't know why that is, though. It never used to be the case for me. But like the... I mean, I guess it's probably not as close But like some anime and films are so great that it almost looks like a real person in something

Yeah, it's more it's different with with more of the CG looking stuff. Yeah as opposed to like the what's your favorite animated? Long swig of beer Jen lock episode one Comes out in 19 days. Oh, really? 19 days, wow. Man. I say the belly bit lost. I watched it.

It might have been Red Vest's blur. I guess that counts as animated, right? Mm-hmm. Same-a-made show. Yeah. Even when it was in Hala. Yeah. No, yeah.

I mean, just a mission is a different kind of animation. But there's no other way to classify that show other than the animated shows, got voice actors, live-rended CG. I was love that too when people were talking about Reversible. In fact, there was some post, a meme post that made it to the top of the Reddit.

So the animated show, but you're not animating it. What's that? It's an animated show that you just didn't animate. Yeah, but there were animators who made those animations. But we did, right. Exactly. But you personally, right? You puppeted other people's animators.

It's puppeteering. It doesn't really fit in that. And it's funny, too, because one of the comments was, that's one of the best machinimas of all time. They're like, what are they? They don't really aren't them in the other machinimas. I mean, it's a weird category to just make. Out of all five machinimas.

I think people wanted machinima to be a bigger thing than it was. Like we were always doing interviews of like how this is going to be this art form that everyone's using and it's just like, this didn't happen. When I'm with some company, just, you know, name themselves after it and confuse the hell out of everybody about it. So, but I, I really like that because that that post on Reddit, because I love to go whenever Red Varsible Blue shows up somewhere.

Also, I love to go in any kind of like, when there's a photo of a big cat, like a mountain lion or something, I'll always click on that and there's always that person pretty far down, it says, looks like a Puma. I kind of like the fact that for, there's a group of people for which we have ruined a word. You know, like Puma is ruined for some people.

Like they, it'll always come around to that. Yeah. And I love that because it's like, when I go in there into that red thread over the red versus blue meme, which wasn't a red versus blue on it all. Like that wasn't, that wasn't a scene at all from RGVV.

I think it was just a quote from a different meme that they used. I don't know, I saw, I read it. I was like, I don't fucking remember that. It sounds like something O'Malley would say. It does, but it wasn't. Yeah. Somebody called out,

because they said Doc would never push that hard. Like he would just be accepting of it. Okay. That's a good point. But when I go in those comments, it's just like people doing one quote after another for Redversal. This is like some of those are like 15 years ago,

16 years ago. And it makes me super proud because when I was in high school, we would go to Blockbuster or the video store, you know, and we would like figure out we were gonna watch. And the same thing happened every single time we went to the video store. As we're looking, everyone's holding up,

like what do we want to watch this? It's like no, I don't want to fucking watch Rogue Warrior or whatever, you know. And somebody inevitably would hold up Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And then what we would do for the rest of the night was just say Monty Python quotes. And that's, it was just like, we'd go through,

and you knew someone was gonna take the next one you wanted to do, right? Because we just knew that thing so well. And I felt like this, even though it was really, Monty Python was really, I think, well known. Holy Grail still felt like this underground kind of cool thing. It's better than back then, yeah. Yeah, just for sure.

It felt like not a lot of people knew about it, but then all my friends were like quoting and stuff like that. So I love to go in those right there. I still get proud of this day when I go in there and see people quoting stuff that I wrote 10, 15 years ago. Yeah. Now it's you. Now they are holding up Red vs Blue DVDs.

Just remind you that experience that I had. I feel like I never stopped quoting the stuff I quoted when I was a teenager. I still quote like friends and Simpson's. Yeah, like my growing up years, that stuff is locked in a special place where it's like stuff after it will come and go, but I'll always quote stuff from then. I had no idea this, this about Gavin either. We were at Drink See the other night and I made some joke about like, like someone changing their name and brought up Phoebe and friends saying,

like, oh, my name's Princess Consuelo Banana Hammock and her husband that she had in the show is named, uh, Crap Bag. And then Gavin goes, season 10 episode four. I was like, what the fuck? I don't know if that's right. I just, I've seen a lot of episodes of Friends. It's definitely season 10. It's my go to sleep show. Yeah, it's my, it's my,

it's a fodder for the background. I did that with Seinfeld. Yeah. I make Seinfeld quotes all the fucking time. Also Vine, it's like, I make Vine references a lot. Like Seinfeld and Vine are the two things that I have this encyclopedic knowledge of. I'll do Seinfeld and Simpsons all the time.

No, Seinfeld, go ahead and do all the time, is? Which one? It's when a member Mickey, a Kramer's friend, he had to go to the hospital because he took 40 aspirin and Seinfeld goes, did he overdose? And Kramer goes, no, it's just too much. So I say that it's just the weirdest line, but it's so funny to me. I say that all the time.

When someone, like, whether it's just like, there's too much or something, I say, I go, that's too much. You actually started to pick up on it. My favorite is serenity now. Yeah. Oh, always the serenity. I saw something recently

where it was called the serenity now was the name of a ship. What did I see? Popped. No, I think so. No, serenity is the name of the ship on that. Maybe I'm mixing up my memories. Serenity now just came up in something.

Maybe someone can remind me something just recently featured serenity now. Anyway, I'll think of it in about two hours after the podcast ends. The prophecy is real. I think you're in about two hours after the podcast ends. The prophecy is real. I think you're cock-cricket. I think you're commenting before the livestream hits. What? Yeah, I saw you make a comment.

I don't think the video had gone out yet. You're living in the future. What video? Oh, yeah. She's in the chat. She's chatting. Oh, and she's listening live and then everyone's talking about the minute she's like 30 seconds ahead.

What video? We put up a TikTok video? No, just the talking video. The video that we're on right now. I thought we missed we played a video and she was talking about a video that we played. This is a video. Hey, speaking of videos.

Are we in UHD? We have a, do you want to talk about our new video game? Yes, oh, I'd love to talk about it. Are we left talking about 2019 in general? We left talking about the idea. Oh yeah, we can say a couple of things. Can we talk about it? Yes. Oh, I'd love to talk about it. 2019 in general. We love to talk about it. Oh, yeah. We can say a couple of things. Can we talk about it? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not fucking. Let's talk about it. Okay. 2019, I am so excited about. Because everything everybody knows about GenLoc, which is coming out in 19 days. 17 days.

17 days. 17 days. 17 when this comes out. The podcast comes out. Correct. So do you were adjusting your your cow your I was thinking in the future adjustments on the fly. But there is we've had something in development for a while now. It is probably one of the newest departments at Rucho T's still, but I've been around for a little bit of time now. It's Rucho T's games. And they were the group that developed Ruby Grimiclips, which started from somebody who was a fan of Ruby, did it and then we helped take it and then develop it, that team developed and turned it into a very successful game. It's been around for a while, so really well.

And we went to them and we said, hey, we want you to follow up the success of Ruby Grimiclips with something of your own, something original, not based on anything that is a show at Rooster Tees or anything else. And so they've been working on their own original game for about two years now, I think. Right? It's been about two years. Wow. And it should be coming out in 2019.

So super excited about it. Excited. It looks tough. I think we're allowed to say the name. Oh, again, we can say the name. So hopefully it's like that. The name of the game is Vicious Circle. And I think we have, oh, we even have an outweigh with her.

So it's coming out later this year. And do we have any art? Oh, do we have that? We have the concept art of a first-hand game. Yeah, we saw some footage. of a full of the game. We saw some footage and it looks, I just couldn't wait to play it. Yeah, yeah, I can't wait for it.

She meant hundreds to play it. We had a way for you all to play it. I played a build of it a long time ago. Maybe a year ago, you know, before the art was settled and the games changed a lot and we had a play through a couple of weeks ago. And how long did we play for like an hour, hour and a half? Yep.

And the time flew. Like I was, Why do you get to play this game? I was sad. Yeah, why did you get to play? Because I'm Gus. And I was sad when we were done. And it was like, that's it.

You know, they have to get back, we were using the development machines. I get to get back to work on the game. They should. Like I wanted to, I really legitimately wanted to keep playing the game. They showed us a little, I think it's like almost like a trailer slash gameplay playthroughs

of at our All Hands in December. And I was just captivated by it. Like it looked so much fun. The graphics, I know it's not like the version that they showed us, it wasn't complete. But it looked like something that I had actually want to play and I don't play a lot of video games. That meeting itself was crazy.

There was a dickload of people there. Oh, the all hands 2018 end of the year meeting? Yeah, yeah, it's pretty nuts. Got a lot of people. We did that live show the night before it. And then you guys had a rap party and I was like, I gotta go home because in like 12 hours, we have the end of the year meeting

and I had like 40 minutes of presentations that I had to be prepared for to do on stage. And normally at a company meeting, you know, historically I've been like, oh, I just, you know, wing it or whatever. But now it's like 400 people. You know, 4 to 20 people. Yeah, but they'll have the same attitudes. No, I know, I know, but you're in a big group of people. You want to see X pedal? You want to, like, yeah, you want to inspire confidence and people know, like it's weird.

We don't see everyone who works here every day. There's like, there's a lot of people who, you know, I don't see maybe once a month if that, you know, if this is the opportunity for them to learn, you know, everything that's going on, you want to make sure it looks good. And something happened. It's never happened to me before. People who worked here were getting pictures with me because they work at the other place. And they'd never met me.

I was like, man, it's crazy that we have people working here who want a picture with me. Yeah. Is it? Well, I guess because like, yeah, it was crazy. People who are fans of Ruchu Cheese that have come to work at Ruchu Cheese.

Yeah. It happens all the time. Hello. Yeah, I guess I just, although I'd be weird if I could... Hey, I can't picture with you my birthday. Well, you already had pictures with me. Yeah.

So... One more thing I would say about the game before done. Last thing I would say. It is a multiplayer FPS. So I know it's built to be something that we think people can play together and hopefully enjoy together. Enjoy, right? Because let me tell you something.

Whenever we do the play test, we do it at in the games department, which is also where other people are working nearby from other departments, like screw attacks right there as well, where they are. And I always have to go around to all the other deaths to apologize after we do one of these play tests, because I just like, I'm shouting. Yeah.

I think you fucker as what I yell more than anything else. It's a lot of fun. It's it's a ton of fun. And I can't wait until people can be able to play it. So later in 2019, yeah, I see. We'll have a circle throughout the year updates throughout the year. They didn't go with my name. I pitch a different name for that game. Oh, don't don't even don't even put on a while. I'll wait till afterwards. After we're done. I like my name. Mine they shot. I'm partial really. I pitched Halo. Um, I really thought it was really good.

I mean, your names get shut down a lot. Halo six. Yeah, like that. Like a Dun Jeff and Dragass never went through. So good. He was so bad. Dun Jeff and Dragass is great. You have a, here's a half width.

Did you have a suggestion for always open one? No, I don't remember if I do it or not. I have to go back and look at my notes. We usually when Jeff has a show, he's trying to come up with names like for Achieve and Haunter. I'll just like throw stuff at him. Jeff had a great name for Achieve and Haunter, which are there ghost.

It's me Jeff. That's a great name. And I remember I wanted one of the names as he gested to him for Heroes and Halfwits that he actually liked was orange is the new chaotic evil. I mean, there's so many, there's just a lot of Dungeons and Dragons shows like all the creative takes on D&D have kind of been taken. Yeah.

Like critical role, that's a great name. I imagine there's a lot of D&D shows on the internet. Yeah. Like anytime you just try to do something with dice or rolling, it's like, it's all the same work. It's all the same work. Yep. But no one has used Dungef and drag.

And hopefully nobody ever will. Well, it wasn't initially I hadn't pitched heroes in Halfwoods, then he might have pitched with Halfwood Heroes. Oh, okay. And then it got changed to heroes in half-wit. Is that why Twits and Crits kind of followed the same something and something? I think it was Dungeons and Dragons.

I think Twits and Crits was before. Here's an half-wits. No, here's an half-wits first. No, I think here's an half-wits first. Oh, one who fun house did, like they did a 360 video of D&D really early on. It was back when I remember they were doing the fun house cartoons with the like the muppet digital muppet

Style things. I thought here's a half what's first. I thought so Well, they did the D&D. Oh, Lawrence is here actually for some reason here. I don't know if I was okay They say that Lawrence is walking around here a summer. I just had some meetings here. Yeah, but he's in town I'm so I'm not what didn't you invite on I didn't know he was here I didn't know Text them. Don't we have people who's supposed to let me know when people are in town? I'm gonna stuck my finger in this food. We could have had him here asking people jacked off to Lawrence.

Don't put the don't. Can I vote in that one? Yes. But you have to do it verbally. All right, while we're talking about CES too, while we mentioned it. While we're talking about it. I have to jerk off verbally. What does that mean? You have to admit if you've done it. Oh. I while we mentioned it. Well, we talked about that. I have to jerk off verbally. What does that mean?

You have to admit if you've done it. Oh, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. But we're talking about T.S. I've not jerked off the Lawrence. Sorry, Lawrence. Mr. Stonteck. I was looking at Xbox's,

because I bought a Xbox one X when it came out and I just took my old Xbox one and I put it on the treadmill and It's having problems. It's like it's having issues guys. So I thought maybe I'll just Lurg and get another Xbox out there. So I don't see how much it was another one X Yeah, I was gonna get another one X and probably just get a one S because there's like 220 bucks or something and a one X Is 500 is it 500? It's 500 bucks. I think they they had some holiday deals that probably just expired because there's like 220 bucks or something. And a 1x is 500. Is it 500? It's 500 bucks.

I think they had some holiday deals. That probably just expired. I'll blow your mind here, buddy. Blow your mind. I went to go look at it and I looked on Amazon because I buy everything from Amazon. When you go to buy an Xbox One X, you now have to customize it.

You can get one with a one terabyte drive. That's the base one, a two terabyte drive for I think like 70 bucks more. But then they have a version that's got a one terabyte drive, that's the base one, a two terabyte drive for, I think, like, 70 bucks more. But then they have a version that's got a one terabyte SSD. Oh. It's like, it's from Microsoft. In the tunnel. I didn't, yeah.

It's a one with it. No, it's a one terabyte SSD internal Xbox One X, and it's, but it's like, 800 bucks. I don't see the point. Was it gonna load games a bit faster? I'm just curious, I didn't know they did this, and I'm curious if anybody has an Xbox One XS SD so I'm looking at it here They live one terabyte HDD basic specs

Two terabyte HDD maximum space no one should get that one terabyte SSD max space and speed That's obviously not maximum space the The two terabytes is maximum space. The maximum SDD space, I guess. What's the SDD space? They have two different items they hear that say maximum space. That's true. It makes sense, you're getting both.

Right. And you're not. You can get like a eight terabyte drive for not that much. You might as well just get one of those. But a eight terabyte drive is an SST. The SST would make it much faster. No, I'm saying that the two terabyte hard drive option is a rip off.

Yeah, but some people just don't want an external one. Like I would rather have, and maybe pay a little bit more for two terabytes internal versus two terabytes external, eight terabytes that throw off the... If you're sticking that in like a entertainment center, like under your TV, you're never gonna fucking see it. Most people don't care. Most people don't care.

Yeah, who cares? It all depends on how you have it set up. Yeah, mine's in a cabinet. I just have the wire coming out. It's the back of it. Same here, I wouldn't give a fuck. I wouldn't ever see it. In my wall. What you did in the arm for the whole?

Behind the TV, that's what I did. I had to put you like Timber's name. Is that what we said? Put an arm in it. No, I had to put Timber's in it first to put something to attach the arm to. I thought Timber was plural. What's one Timber, Timber's, what's one Timber, a Timbus?

I think one Timber's a plank. What? A plank? Yeah. Isn't it the sound? Isn't it what you say when something's falling over? Timber, right? I used to do that to Gavin.

That was the like a thing I tried to start. I would do a thing where I'd walk up. He'd be sitting in a chair and I would just go rich and I'd go Timber and I'd just fall on him. I forgot about that. Didn't wait. Was Timber cuddling? Was he jumped on him, originally I go timber and I just fall on him. I forgot about that. Didn't wait.

Was there ever a couple of jumps on him? What? Was there a puck as he jumped on him? I tried to jump on him, but as I jumped over the table here, I lost purchase with my foot and fell. Lost purchase? Yeah, slip. Oh man.

By the way, you hit the ground, the harder and faster than most normal gravity affected objects. I don't know how it works. In chat, Jimmy 64 let us know that one timber is equal to five tins. Yeah, thanks Jimmy 64. I appreciate that. How many cups of Tim Hortons are equal to five tins?

That's how many Tim bits? How many tins in the camp? Seven. It's one Tim per tam. What was the thing from the ad read like TIG boros? TIG TONE. You can't forget it Gavin, you can't possibly. I've already forgot.

How many ticks per tone? It's one. Xbox Xs says, says, says, says, says. Anyway, the reason I like having an eight tub is I just move it around to the Xboxes. However, what the fuck are you using eight terabytes for on an Xbox? It's like never delete the stuff you download. Yeah, but I've all the games. I don't know.

I feel like every now and then I have to manage it. Like I haven't played that game in a while. I have been in there. I used to do that. I find so often that I would almost immediately need to play a game I've just still, and I was like, this happened again. And like five times I was like,

I should really just buy a big one. Oh, you would just do it for work basically. That makes sense. Yeah, oh, I don't know. Like, Dan would come over and be like, oh, we never finished Gizel before. I'd be like, I just deleted that last week. Let me download it. This stuff. Let that would happen. Yeah. I get it. Like, has anyone ever done like a study? Yes. To see what is the environmental impact energy-wise of data transfer? Like, if I'm trans, if I spend all day, every single day for a month,

and I download 100 gigabytes a day for one month, I'm using more energy in that month than I normally would. Like there's something to use, right? Your disk is writing instead of... But your disk is spinning anyway. I mainly think you're just about the data transfer. Is it just energy neutral, data transfer? Or so minuscule doesn't matter?

Well, I mean, in these processing power to move the data doesn't. Right. And it needs to be... Man, we could do this. It would be super tedious and it would probably be a tiny amount. Hot drives aren't always spinning there.

Well, the other thing I was gonna say is you have an SSD, it's even more negligible. And hot drives usually are spinning unless you... That they spin up when you need to access them. I always disable that. Okay. So you always think I'm always being cool. Yeah. Well, like is cloud computing? And when I move into a culture where most people have their stuff in the clouds, not actually a real cloud. I just learned that it's CES. Cloud is plural. Oh, it says Eric just sent me something. But cloud is the carbon price of cloud computing.

Oh, there we go. Look at that. So here's what I'm wondering though, before you read and get the answer there, is cloud computing more efficient if everybody puts yourself in the cloud than wasting the space and the resources to store it all locally? Is it kind of like if everyone has their own car versus it's more efficient to have mass transit even though the vehicles themselves put out more pollution. Like a bus puts out more pollution than a car.

I think anyone uses only the cloud though, do they? But they use their local less. Cloud is like a supplement to stuff. Some of the newer versions of Mac OS, your desktop and your documents and everything are on iCloud automatically. I would also locally on at least one of your machines. It's meered, but it's constantly synchronizing them.

Right. Dude, the guys that I worked for in the telecom industry, when we were doing internet stuff and everything, talking about computers, they go, everything's just gonna go back to terminals eventually. I was like, air full of shit. People are gonna have terminals and just, they'll have their own data. People put stuff on their computers, but I can totally see that. Like there's like those

consoles where you're just streaming, you know, they've had a couple different versions of those. One of those will take off where you don't actually own any games. You just stream games over the internet to play. Casually maybe some games, but anything competitive won't the latency is an issue. Well, we'll see what the latest watches between their own PC and their own monitor. Once, this is gonna sound really fucking pie in the sky. Once you start to see widespread adoption of 5G networks

and edge computing, it'll really eliminate a lot of it. Hey, Lynn Blatt, didn't you say that you got 5G? What was that? Yeah, come on here. Come on, we can you stop directing? So real fast before it comes out here, IT related services account for 2% of all global carbon emissions that's roughly the same as the aviation sector. What? Whoa.

Wow. That kind of makes me feel bad. See, now I feel less bad about keeping a local copy of my games and not downloading and deleting them and downloading it. This is, you feel bad about until you learn like 60 or 70% of it is like four ships. This was as of April 2014. What. This was as of April 2014. What? That was as of April 2014.

April 2015. Yeah, so it's I'm sure it's higher. Almost five years ago. What do you have? You got five years. There's no 5G in Austin. So Android just put out update 8.0 and it's close. It's 5G.

So you're a liar. Whatever that is. No, on my phone. It does like 5G e. So you're a liar. Whatever that is. No, on my phone, it does say 5G. Where it's not in the six. It's 5 megabytes faster. It's really not much. I can't really. I got to be in the city. Even out in out our Austin, it shows up. Signals really poor. AT&T decides 4G is now 5G. Starts issuing icon changing software updates. AT&T starts swapping out 14 times for icons with 5G.

They just changed the name of what we already did. They did this with 4G with transitioning to LTE also. They just changed it so it said LTE. So we don't buy AT&T, by the way. I don't know if we have to say that. We don't know what we have. But do we just change the name? We're working at AT&T, do we just change the name of our company?

We're Warner Brothers now. Welcome to the 5G, Rooster Teeth podcast. Yeah, so I mean, even Peter pointed out a few other people. So it is 5G and I know they're going to pull this up in a moment, but it is 5G-E on the top of my phone. Okay. But even if that's just the fancy way of saying 4G, LTE, the other one that actually has 5G and not the speeds, that's the speed.

What you were excited about it when you got it. I thought it was actual 5G. I didn't think a year and a half old phone was gonna get it. I thought you'd have to buy years up. And you're supposed to have new radios for five. Compared to the internet and the town I lived in in England, though, that is lovely. That's very fun.

Enjoy those extra five. Yeah, enjoy your new name. Oh, no, that's true. Five megabytes per second. No, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good.

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It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. What do you think the East end is? I want to say, Michael, you dodged the bullet here because your phone is charged at 78%. If you ever take a screenshot of your phone and put it online, it's one of those things where, like when he was saying, I know charge your phone, charge your phone if you're under like 30%. These people act as if their phone is never below 20%.

Like, blame me for talking to everybody about the people who look at feet. I don't know why this creeps me out so bad, but it really creeps me out when I post a photo online. And people comment on other shit in the photo, like they're just staring at this photo. I have to look at everything in a photo before I put it out. And they're like, Oh, what's that? What's that on your nightstand? You know, is that a couple water? It's like, yeah, what's the fuck? One guy you posted a photo and you had like flow nays on your desk. Remember that? And people like, what's that? What's the point? One guy, you posted a photo and you had like flow nays on your desk.

Remember that? And people were like, what's that? It's like that green container. You're like, guys, it's allergy medicine. It's like easy, easy, easy. Yeah, we're humans who have to use things. Something I hate too. And I know people are gonna do it

regardless of what anyone says forever. Whenever you take a photo and there's someone in the background who's making a face, like some stranger just in the background who's just like face, like some stranger just in the background who's just like talking, so they're going like, and everyone will fucking crop in on that person and reply to your tweet or whatever it is with that picture. Like, okay, cool, I'm in this picture,

I'm putting this picture cause I want you to see whatever I'm talking about. Me, me, me, me. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys see that, I don't know if you guys can pull a photo of this, but I didn't watch the Golden Globes. I don't like watching award shows.

They're just too far from all. Is it because you didn't win any? Exactly. I got it. I got snubbed again, dude. I thought it was a good show. But you do have a Tesla. What's that?

What does that mean? Steve Merchand had a really funny tweet. He was like, remember, it's not the awards. It's the work and the effort you put in. Sincerely, Steve Merchand two-time Golden Globe. That's funny. But then he went to Golden Globes, there was like 5G, where Steve went one and he changed it to the two and nothing. You want a People's Choice Award,

he just calls it a Golden Globe. But on the red carpet, is it a red carpet for Golden Globes? Yes. Because somebody's like, blue carpet. It's a golden road. Black. No, it's a red carpet, dude. There was like a, there was like a, it must must have been sponsored like it was a girl the fee you want her and she

kept like creeping in the people's red carpet photos and he was like yeah that's kind of weird right what is she doing she's in a ton of photos she that's odd kid I want to go to like the daddy images archive and just like look at all their golden globe photos to see if there's any without her. And she's staring directly at the camera. Like she's aware she's doing that. I know. Who is she?

Is she an Alcatacres or something? She's a ghost. I'm sure they paid her to stand there with Fiji Watt. No, I know, but like what's that background? Like if she just someone. Probably once, we'll tell you, if I access her a model or something. She died seven years ago.

She drowned in Fiji water. And now everybody knows her face. Yeah. That is a great exposure. Yeah, but she did your feet. So what did you think she washed them with that P.G. Water later? She pulls P.G. in the bus. That was thanks, Mark. Thanks. Oh, man. One pun a year.

I got out of the way. Second weekend. That's strange. So to have a sponsored product on the right car. I mean, is there any different than having like in the Steppen repeat, having a logo's there? Yes, that's entirely different. No, it's exactly the same thing.

No, no, no drink the Steppen repeat. That's a good point, Gavin. I didn't think about that. It's sponsored by Cadillac. If somebody drove a Cadillac right down the middle of the red carpet, that'd be fucking weird. I'm really, you've seen that. They probably put cars it's sponsored by Cadillac. If somebody drove a Cadillac right down the middle of the red carpet, that'd be fucking weird. I feel like you've seen that. They probably put cars on the red carpet as well. Have you seen the videos of the cause rolling ties on the carpet and everyone goes, oh yeah. That'd be what that'd be like. Do they like

do it? It's been out and like pull the carpet out. The car. The car. It's yeah. And who's the carpet? Everyone just like, you know, I see that video that that Asian guy who has like a cloth over him with two tea cups and something over his crotch Really yeah, there's a bunch have you seen the one you did with the ball the pendulum is that same guy? Yeah, I think it's same guy Yeah, yeah, he also has with a fan like he turns the fan on it like Accelerates and like pull over the Shower the pendulum. Yeah, I gotta look at it. Pendulum pendulum pendulum. Okay.

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Bowduer. But it's pronounced the doer. Bowduer. It's pronounced the doer, so I spell the B-A-D-O-U-R. Everyone does. That is incorrect. I have a rooster teeth badge here that hasn't misspelled. Welcome to the club of people at Rooster who worked here for a long time, who still

get their last name to misspelled. But his badge? Me, Jack Patilla. It's 5G. So. Good. Good. a club of people at Ruchitu who worked here for a long time who still get their last name as Miss B HBO guys. I'm a bad bit. They show during the Golden Globes last night there was a commercial for HBO and all the shows they have coming out 2019 and they had some footage for their watchman TV show in that in that commercial. I didn't realize they were that far along with it. They also spoiled the big thing Game of Thrones from in my opinion. I get that they are selecting what's the previews to show, but I was a little maybe not though. Maybe the creators of the show didn't have say over what the marketing department show, but they showed a little clip from

Game of Thrones in that montage that I like. You know what I'm talking about? No, I have two characters talking to each other. Oh, yeah, yeah. I like that. Didn't like that a bit. I haven't seen it. No, I need to see it.

One thing I like Game of Thrones, one thing is a big deal with me in Game of Thrones is when two characters get in the same place. It's that doesn't happen that all Game of Thrones, one thing is a big deal with me Game of Thrones is when two characters get in the same place. It's, that doesn't happen that all in a Game of Thrones. So far away. Yeah, you've been following these two characters for years and eventually they're gonna meet

and then they show it in a preview. You're like, that's a fucking moment, dude. Yeah, two characters who've never met. Right. We're like, having the conversation. Yeah. Those two looking at each other in the eye. You know, I think he's not met yet. Well, the person who's been the furthest away is

Daenerys for a long time. Yeah, she's been gone since the beginning of the show She started off in one of the eastern lands. She's only back recently only just recently back So her meeting people she's kind of like this legendary character today. She may have heard about this Targaryen kid. Did she meet Netstock? No. Well, maybe she did. Maybe she will. Maybe she will.

We'll see. Do you have any predictions for a game of thrones? Yeah, I get a lot of pretty. You do. Who is it? Like eight episodes, six episodes. I think they're six, but they're all like movie length of the two hour episodes. Yeah. Oh, it's gonna be so good.

Do you think Game of Thrones will do a Fortnite crossover thing? What do you mean, like a... Like there'll be like, the White Walker Dance in Fortnite. Well, they know so as if, that I don't think they'll do it. I don't think in Game of Thrones,

they'll do the porn, and even like that. But the Fortnite have like a wall. Like a wall or something like that. Hmm. Hmm. No. The winter is coming.

Didn't Trump put out a winter is coming thing. The wall is coming. The wall is coming. Yeah. It's a grid analogy. Did he not see half the wolf full down at the last? I think the defense people use is in the wall did work for thousands of years. Well, the other defense to do is the wall falling down was a bad thing is a let in a bunch of people that they didn't want to be there. So maybe it's not the best analogy. The other thing is there's dragons and undead. And who knows? Yeah. I mean, he's 70.

You got to give him that. It's also actual evil people trying to come through the wall. Yeah. Exactly. The, the shutdown though that's going on right now, we're in day what now? The shutdown? 17?

17? Yeah. This is something that was a new concept to me because I don't know if I've ever, I don't know if it does like the UK government ever shut down I don't know. March 29th. Well, there you go, but it's weird that the it's just like all government employees are just not getting paid down Right and the but still have to wait for some reason I read two articles Well, not everybody like the national parks are falling apart. And they fell apart really fucking quickly

because people just kept going to the national parks, even though there's no one working at the national parks. So they're having problems you would expect like with trespassing into some areas that are normally guarded. Trash is the only thing that's taken out. Trash is just the national parks are being overrun with trash.

Wasn't there a suggestion that people who, like, didn't some government officials say that people who visited the national parks would take a bag of trash out with them? Yeah, they, you know, honestly, if you're visiting the national parks, you're probably someone who understands conservationism, maybe don't fucking throw your trash into a dumpster where clearly no one is maintaining that dumpster.

Right. Also, the sewage in all these places now, like, completely destroyed. So it's just like, they, they, and I think that I read the person who was talking about it, it's, it's going to take millions upon millions of dollars to rectify this that they know they're not going to get. And it's going to take years to undo the damage that just 16 days of dogs and parks aren't like some TSA agents. Yeah, gonna like quit or walk off the job. I think Seattle, they, and Seattle, they've been calling me sick. Yeah. And I think like in New York, there was a scare today

that they're just gonna stop working. Well, they just grabbed all the money. Well, ground-to-flight, surely they can't let planes stick off without TSA anymore. Probably, yeah, I mean, over there have to find private security to supplement, but who's gonna pay for that? That's a lot of training really fast. Yeah.

There are some airports I believe in the US who do not, who've opted out of using TSA and who instead use private security contractors. I will not. I know you could, I thought it was government. No, I think they're, I think airports have the option not to. I will not often say very positive things about the TSA

because I don't really like them. They're not really a government agency. You know, they're just the contract, right? Did they have to do that? But they're paid by the government? Yeah, but they're paid by the government. The government is a part of homeless security on that. I don't believe they're part of the department. They may be a contract for the department, but they're paid by the government. The power. The power. Yeah.

I don't believe they're part of the department. They may be a contract for the department, but they're not government employees. TSA and price. And for those of you who don't live in the US, the TSA are the people who run the security checkpoints at airports. 22 US airports use private firms for security screening. I wonder why. I will say though, those people go into work every day and not getting a fucking paycheck

because of the shutdown. And a matchup is hard enough when you're dealing with travelers where everyone is just irrationally angry already. And it's like they're doing, they're going every fucking day, working a full shift and no paycheck, dude. And then it's not even guaranteed to be paid when the government opened it. Yeah, it's like they're like, they're heroes, dude. They're keeping the country running right now. Yeah. Because if they don't show up for work, the plans are taking off. Right. And then it's a domino effect where if the planes aren't taking off at one airport, then other connecting flights are getting to the next one or the other flights can't come in and land. the planes are taking off. Right, and then it's a domino effect where if the planes aren't taking off at one airport, then other connecting flights are getting to the next one

or the other flights can't come in and land. It's a huge cascading problem. Yeah. I mean, even if it's like, let's say the TSA goes down in like Seattle, they'll walk off their job, which why wouldn't they? Honestly, if they're not getting paid. Yeah, how long would you continue going to your job?

It's like, we're not going to pay, we haven't paid you for 70 days and we don't know if you're going to get job? It's like, we're not going to pay, we're not going to pay you for 70 days. And we don't know if you're going to get paid for that. That's a missing paycheck. I feel like if I knew it was guaranteed that it would be back paid, I wouldn't do it, but if you could, yeah, I'm thinking about like, yeah, if I knew for sure it wouldn't be, I don't think I would go in. What would be the point?

I'd say they're calling in sick. It's like, are they calling in sick? Are they just not going to a job that they're not being paid for? I like, are they calling it sick? Or they're just not going to a job that they're not being paid for? I think the fear is that if they're like, I'm not getting this money, so I'm not going to go and work, they then won't have a job when they come back.

Right. Which is a, you obviously want a job. Is there a guarantee of back pay? Or is that something that's still kind of up there? I don't know. I really don't know. Well, Gordon Gavid says it's a question mark. It's good. Yeah, I think for different departments is not guaranteed.

Well, I think was it also NASA kind of shut down like when that satellite did a fly by right after the new year, it was like a skeleton crew of people working there just to maintain communication. And there's people I think who have to volunteer to help make sure the ISS stays up and stays alive. Although I feel like a lot of NASA jobs would be more passion based. And that's about the paycheck. But still, I mean, I can see what you're doing.

I know, yeah, but it's still like, oh, I think it's gonna, you know, land on a planet soon. Kind of thing. Yeah, it's like, oh, we worked for, you know, 15 years to get this thing going to planet, but I got the day off. I think you know, I just can't imagine that taking place. What's the longest US government shutdown?

I think it's it. Yeah, this is it. What was it for this? I think it was like 11 or 12 days. And Troubleshore said that he'd be happy to keep it shut down for months or years. Take what NASA needs to do. NASA needs to take this time off,

they need to all get together and they all need to work on their fucking high fives. Because I'm always embarrassed by those celebrations, whenever fucking find water for the billion time on Mars or whatever They're doing and they all like cheer and then they do that. There's always the bad high five somewhere in that There's always the bad high five Just because it's like you know if there's things flying by the planet they want to be there for their bad high five On the day they're not gonna skip that way off to go that and shoot a bunch of successful high five videos that they can just play into.

For a trade, for a good. No, just play it for lunch. Just don't look at the elbow. It's weird that works. Yeah. The longest actually was 21 days. December 5th, 1995 to January 6th, 1996. Clinton.

Yep, the second longest was 18 days in 78 We're gonna bless that one now. We'll get we'll get second on this one for sure, right? Yeah, and then the third was 16 days, but I think we're there already right now Yeah, he said 17 today right I think so yeah What do stock markets fucking crazy, too? Yeah What? Stock market's fucking crazy too. Yeah. Stock market's crazy.

It was way down, way up. I haven't even looked at it. Well, it's way down and they went up on Friday. You went up one day. Yeah. Yeah, I had a really good day. A really. Yeah, the dollars haven't trouble today.

It's up today. It's up today. Okay. Dollar was having trouble today, right? All right. We're looking at this computer now. I'm looking it up. Did you see that video that Snoop Dogg posted about the government shut down in Trump?

No. We can't play it on the podcast because there's some language used that would be inappropriate for the show. Like Baga? Yeah, sure. You know, Snoop Dogg's famous catchphrase, you bugger. But basically it was Snoop Dogg. He put a video on his Instagram saying that if you're affected by this government shutdown,

you're not getting paid. Like don't vote for Trump in the next election. Said a lot more angrily than that, but you know, it's a point. But the Congressperson, she said, we're gonna impeach the motherfucker and then St. Ol' Jackson came out today and defended and basically certified her use of the word motherfucker.

I did not hear you. Yeah, as the authority for motherfuckers. Yeah, as the authority. Yeah, just for saying motherfuckers, like I endorse this, basically, he's like this good use of motherfucker. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm looking at the market was slightly up today.

And this is this whole trade thing. I think that's the other question mark is, like, are there going to, is this trade war we're trying to continue? Are these tariffs going to actually take effect? Or are we going to see a deal made? Because we're starting to run out of time with this 90 day reprieve.

No way. I don't know. It's funny, like I think most people, I wouldn't even know what percentage of people invest in the stock market directly. Like what percentage of people take money and have an account where they trade stocks. But I would think that a lot of people who work have retirement plans or pay into retirement plans, which do pay into the stock market.

So like, even though they don't directly invest themselves, they have money tied up in that. Mutual fund or something like it's something that the individual doesn't think about. But there is a lot of money that they're waiting for when they retire and that they hope the market continues to go up so that they have something. Yep. Scary. Yeah. And as a dollar starts to fall, it's going to hurt with trade war stuff too as well.

I mean, kind of weird. The way falling currency works because it's, you know, when you're here in the US and you're just buying things in dollars, it doesn't really matter that much, you know, but when you travel overseas, you're taking goods in for overseas. And it really starts to make a big fucking difference in the price that you're paying for stuff. Well, you start, I mean, yeah, you don't see it directly, but indirectly when, yeah, kind of stuck like imports and stuff like that. Stock market, yeah.

All right, well, we're on the political repissed everybody off already. So we're talking about politics stuff. Funny version of politics is just John McAfee showed up again. God. All this stuff. John McAfee, you know, John McAfee, he made McAfee antivirus years and years ago.

I don't know. Then sold it, but he's kept his name on it. But now he's got his- And then he murdered his neighbor and believes- Well, allegedly, allegedly, pretty strongly, allegedly. Why'd he not in jail? Because he's in Belize. He's in Belize.

He's in Belize. He's in Belize. They don't install McAfee. No, he hates McAfee. He hates McAfee. And he puts out videos telling you to install it. And how did you like it, either? Yeah.

He's mad. They use his name on it. But he has like, he's centric to say the least. He came out what he said, taxes are illegal. And that he has not filed his taxes in eight years. Right. So he's bragging about not paying back. But he's in Belize.

Oh wait, didn't you leave Belize? I don't know. They were looking for him. Yeah, they were looking for the murder thing. But as the US, as the American murder thing? He was saying that about you. He had that murder thing. How that will play out. I wish we should buy the website.

Where's John McAfee dot com? Just where the world is John. But even if he is an American living in Belize, he assume he still makes money off that in some way. You better believe it. Yeah. So he's supposed to pay US tax on it. Are you saying he's still used to have to file? I love looney ticks. money off that in some way. You better believe it. So you first to pay US tax on it.

I only think he's still used to test a file. I love lunatics. I love if he's got an American passport, he's paying tax on any income. Don't you, I love, I love high profile lunatics. I love him. He's a musk. That guy's a fucking lunatic. That guy is a lunatic.

He's just drilling tunnels under LA. And no, it's like, there's no permits to do that. Is that? Calling people pedophiles and then saying that it's protected first amendments. Yeah, it's like, there's no permit to do that. Is that calling people pedophiles? And then saying that it's protected first amendments. Yeah, even though he followed up that comment by saying, well, if the guy's not a pedophile,

he would have sued me by now. Right. It's like, come on, dude, this is your own fucking fault. You gotta own up to it. And then he got sued by him, right? Right. Oh, did he? Yeah.

Who owns under LA? Yeah, right? He must have permission to drill under Batman So I know it like in Texas when you buy Property it's a big deal whether or not you get the mineral rights underneath you almost never do Depending on what you're buying, right like you're buying a normal house in the suburban neighborhood plot You don't get those minerals nuts, so like they find gold or oil they can put oil in Texas right They can put an oil well and you're fucking back. You're nothing you do about or you can't exploit it at least

Yeah, you know, they might they might pay you a little bit to use the land because they have to put the shit on top of the land Right, but you're not you're not making money off the oil or pumping out be well annoying to have to live around at oil rig Just run it out as an Airbnb around an oil rig. Yeah, oil stinks dude. Just rent it out as an Airbnb. Like very strategic photos, but like a pondered plant to cover the fucking oil oil. You ever, you ever been near a like a raw oil fuel?

Oh yeah. It stinks. What does it stink of? Kind of like sulfur, but not quite. Is it like a sulfur is smell? So it's like going to Iceland. I mean, the earth only has like somebody bad smell. Is that what I sense?

It's the earth, the earth's bio earth, the earth's beau is sulfur. It's either methane or sulfur. Take your pick. Yeah. Yeah. The fire department also put out it at the end of the week. Now people not to call 911 for a smell of gas outside the oil. Really?

Should I recap for the people who can't hear? I did smell that. That's funny. The Oster Fire Department told people not to report a gas smell because I guess it was a smell drifting in from some oil field outside the city. Well, usually they have the government to reduce the smell because of the shutdown. Yeah, normally the chemtrails come over and you don't notice it, but they're not running as many chemtrails because the government sat down. I actually did have a gas leak and they're like, oh, I guess I know it. Fucking dead. Yeah. Hopefully you got the the carman oxide detector.

I have a carman oxide detector. I do. I do too. It's right over my fireplace. I can smell it. And I want to be kids room too. I get that next. Get that next.

I have that. The nest protect. Yeah. Oh, they do carman oxide? Yeah. Yeah, does well. Don't they do when it comes on. It goes.

There is smoke in the kitchen because I put my name in the kitchen, it goes. The alarm will sound, the alarm is loud. And then you're like, oh shit, you're fading like crazy. Why isn't that in the thermostat? In the thermostat, they just add all those things. I think because it has to be up high. It has to be higher. It has to be like where the smoke would actually collect.

There's certain places where it can be. I believe so, otherwise, have you put it on the ground? where the smoke would actually collect. Right. There's certain places where it can be. It's this carbon monoxide rice. I believe so, otherwise, you would have you put it on the ground. Yeah, all my carbon monoxide alarms are a pie, that's a good question. I never saw it. It would explicitly say put it, put it lower.

Yeah, in the installation manual for that protect, they tell you where to put it. And if you're, if you're ceiling has an angle, they tell you like how far from the top to put it. Right. There's very specific instructions on where it's supposed to go. I would love it if phones had carbon monoxide detectives.

No, you stick it by your ass when you fart. You guys are the alarm is loud. You guys, I know you don't read Twitter, my Twitter, when I tweeted you because you don't read, because you didn't respond to the thing that I did. But Instagram, I don't know if you guys saw this, but much has this, has this, a little procedure, a little routine that he's got, or he falls asleep in front of the fire now every single night.

That's the cutest fucking thing. And he's just like so racked out. Like he's like stretches out as far as he can and just sleeps in front of the fire. And I'm like, you lucky little prank. You're missing a truck. You know, those fireplace videos, those 4K fireplace videos, you should do one with just mush line in front of it. That'll be the most viewed one ever.

That'd be a good one. That'd be a good one. You know what, I gotta take a video off. He does the Ninja Cat thing when you go around the corner. Oh really? He does that. The picture you posted when you were in the shower and he was peeking through the door,

was the cutest thing. He's just like, he wants to be nearby, but he's scared. But he's scared, he needs to be close to you. I just remember I got to read one with the gear. I'm wondering when this episode of Receive Podcast is also brought to you by the Rooster Teast Store. We've got all sorts of new awesome products for you to check out, get comfy with some ruby sleepwear or stay warm with all the new fleece sweaters. You can put a mush, do we have anything for mush? We put a mush in a fleece sweater. There it is.

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The Bird Box. It's got Robin Williams. It's the Sandra Bullock Netflix movie that came out. Very controversial. Some people really love it. Some people are like, why did this get so much hype? I think more people are just pissed off that it's so popular. Is that what it is?

That's what it seems like. There were just some things I didn't make sense to me. It's a polar. I think the people are just pissed off that it's so popular. Is that what it is? That's what it seems like. I don't know. There were just some things I didn't make sense to me in watching it. I think the movie was about 30 minutes too long. OK. I was, I was my one mostly fine with it, but there was just some things I was like,

I don't understand. It seemed like the movie sometimes contradicted itself. And then with some decisions made, I was like, why? Yeah. So the issue that I've got with Bird Box is pretty much and I'm the only person who has any issues with the movie get out apparently everybody loves get out My issue with Bird Box is exact same though, which is I started the movie off and I watched it and yes It was interesting, but it went exactly where I thought it was gonna go the entire time

Yeah, and it was just like even with Bird Box. It's told like in a Non-linear narrative like flashbacks and flash forwards and It's like when they start the movie, they're gonna do this thing. And they just, that's what they do. They do the thing. And the whole movie, it's like, and yeah, there's the tale of what went wrong as they go along, but I was just surprised by it.

But I was gonna say, the premise of Bird Box is there's some kind of entity in the world that when people see it, it either, and there's a lot of speculations what is, because anyone who sees it dies, because they kill themselves, or they go, it's a very violent behavior in which they normally kill themselves.

The theory is that they see their worst fear. And the theory is that they see their worst fears, but there's big speculations of what the thing is, we piece together some stuff in the book. Eric, do we have that video? So we have a concept of what it looks like, piece together from the novel by John Mallerman and then the Netflix thing as well.

So we have this clip of that. You're just driving. Oh my God. And then she saw something. This is what he's doing. He's so dumb. Oh my God. He's doing it. She saw something Guys I said I'm a joke like three weeks dude

On podcast we just cut in the Gus calendar of Gus in front of the fireplace. I knew it was gonna be so easy. I knew it was gonna be funny. Yeah, you never set up shit like that. You're the better shark singing, take me home country road. Oh my God, that was so great. That was so great. We also did a plug, we did our T-Life video,

doing the bird box challenge that Netflix urges everyone not to do. And we- Don't do it, just watch us. We said don't try it at home. I mean, I mean, the thing is they were making the video and I thought I wonder if anybody else has done this and I looked it up. No, the same thing happened to us. We were going to do it because we thought it'd be a fun concept. And then that's when we saw all the posts about people saying,

don't do this Netflix is urging people not to. It's dangerous, bubble-blots, liability. Yeah, and we're still going around without being able to see. Of course it is. Yeah. Well, also when you throw in chairs at your friend's head, I love doing it. The fact that you're saying it's the bird box challenge, they're probably just terrified of the liability, involved with that. Right.

But we did in a very controlled environment with people spotting the whole time and we mentioned that in the video. That's like those that don't recommend being blind, they advise against it. Yeah. Well you know it's tough when you're a company and you know like you views either their trademark or their logo and it seems like you're endorsing a shitty internet video.

Hey, how you doing? I literally heard the entire control. Here, here, here. It's better. Ah! Enjoying that delicious red drink out of your- Red your teeth red. What is that? Can you say what is this get ready? Are you sick? No, okay?

Need a letter. I'm going around always Time here. Oh by the way my We're moving. I went through all my that big kit. I have of apocalyptic stuff My five-year rations just expired like they expired this month So I see him what. Boins eating them. Oh. We could have had a feast. That would have been great for the podcast.

I really wanna eat something that's five years old. Have you not seen the video that's not expired? Eating like MREs from 40 years ago. So I don't, yeah, there are people who drink like the guy who drank the crystal Pepsi. Yeah. And there's a couple of these. Everybody like barbs after they do it.

I couldn't, that was, it seems like a bad idea. But the MREs are designed for that. Yeah, but these are specifically five year rations. Yeah, it's like, it blames eating it. Yeah, we, I had one too. So, blaine could eat it, but we can't. Do you really, did you want them? I just think those have been a good segment.

It would have been a great segment. But you've already tried them on the podcast. We already did this once. What? I brought the rations and you tried in the little biscuits that are coconut, but they weren't expired. No, but they weren't expired. But it's just like, it's just the same thing later. That's what the podcast is. We just take the same jokes we made three years ago. Did they come? Exactly. If it's

been two years, it didn't happen, right? We can tell the joke again. I think you should bring in real fast before we're done. I wanted to say something. Last week, I told you that I was having a problem with a package. Sorry, let me get it comfortable for this. Wait, is this the last? Okay, so last time we did the podcast, I had two packages that UPS said they delivered to my house.

Oh, yeah. They went in my house and I think what we ended it was, I had called them and they said it was delivered to somewhere else and Roodle had signed for it. At the front desk. At the front desk. At the front desk. UPS front desk. At the front desk. UPS somehow delivered these packages to Rooster Teeth.

Instead of them being at my house, they were here. Do you have an account that has both addresses? I have an account that has my home address, but it does not have the Rooster Teeth address on it. Oh, that's creepy. And they cannot explain to me how it happened. I went to them and they were like, yeah, if a person adjusted it,

we would see it in the logs here, but it was just systematic. The computer must have recognized your name and sent it to your work address instead of your house. They said the computer did that? They're like, yeah, it was total freak accident. It won't happen again. It happened twice on Friday again after that. It's fucking crazy. It's not happened to four packages in the last week that I've ordered have come to Rooster Teeth. Can you just start using a different name? I'm gonna have to. Yes, who knows who you are and things that you would rather have at work.

No, they said there's no human intervention. If it was human intervention, it would have been logged in the system. That it's it's whatever their computer that's scanning it. What if you're having something deeply personal delivered and it ends up at well. Yeah, I don't want my dildos here. Also, they're all in boxes. No, it's gonna open a shit. People open shit all the time here. I don't think I've ever had anything delivered here unopened. Well, you're, you're, you're, you're different when you're in chief honor. None of my stuff's ever been touched here. We need it. I'm not worried about that, but I'm just worried about like, what if the computer decides my shit needs to go to a different address?

You know, it's like, why out of all the, and they can't explain it's like, why out of all the fucking addresses in Austin, is it here? Like, I know, I work here and I get shit sent here. It just doesn't make fucking sense that it's just choosing arbitrarily sometimes to come here. And it's not all like Amazon shit. It's like from different companies. Yeah.

What? It's fucking weird. And anytime I get on the phone with someone, they're like, oh, you got your packages? Oh, okay, cool. Everything's fine. Yeah, right. As long as they know I got the package,

as far as their concern, it's case closed. It is. Those two people with your name. Right. Is it just like any money, money, money is of which gusts or all of that, something. I don't fucking know.

Not many gusts. It does not make any sense. Still. No human intervention. That's chaos. So who is Roodle? I mean, it was Roodle. So apparently when those got delivered,

we were not accepting packages at Rooster Teeth. So I went to our landlord's office at AFS. So Roodle must work at AFS. Or maybe they just wrote Rooster Teeth. And I went to our landlord's office at AFS. So Roodle must work at AFS. Or maybe they just wrote Rooster Teeth. Those are you D.L.E. But that was still stuff that was meant to go to my house. House. Roodle had it. Roodle had it. Redle? Yeah. So anyway, I just thought it was so fucking weird.

You can't let this go. You have to get it. Every time it happens, I call them. And they're like, oh, you got a bunch of shit. You got the package. Okay. Cool everything's fine Can you say where the package came from? Uh, they all come from the same place. No, no, no. So on the original two packages I talked about were from two different companies and then the two on Friday were both from Amazon Dude, so it's three different places. Can I want to send you mail and see where it goes? Yeah, I want a UPS to something Amazon has the greatest packaging in the world.

They've got that fucking down to a science. Yeah, when you wanna go steal a package off someone's porch, you know, right away if it's Amazon or not. They've got this tape that's pur, it holds the package together but you can tear it by hand. The string is tape. Yeah, it's perfect. No, they got it, they got it.

It's quite the stringy tape. Except they have one package that's not like that. It's the white padded envelope. Do you ever get that with the preparation? Can't open that thing, you chew it on it and everything. It's like one of those plastic things that wrap it like fountain. You sure can't do it.

I'm like, I'm like, I think there's a little. There's a tab you can pull. A tab in there that you can. There's a tab. I got no tab. There's a tab you can pull. You're full of shit.

I'll show you. The post show. There's packages over there. We're gonna open someone's package on the post show. That's it. All right, we'll find their personal thing from home. Yeah, we shouldn't say. The FedEx open us the most satisfying one.

Yes it is. Pop-O-strip. I just hate anyone's that are glued and you gotta undo the glue already. I also hate when they have electronics and they got that little clear sticker over the seam that you gotta like cut under your fingernail. But Barbara and I had experience today,

it's like we talked about the company being 420 people. Sometimes we forget how well we know each other. What's that? Nice. Nice. How well we know each other that we just have conversations and Barbon I had like this wildly inappropriate conversation just like in front of these people. You, I don't even remember it. I had this package, I got a little heat gun.

I showed it to you to take stickers off stuff. It's the greatest thing I ever bought in my life. 10 bucks, I never had to worry about stickers on shit ever again. I heated up, could you just blow dry? But I had it and Barb goes, what you got there, dildo. And I was like, oh, that's what that was.

And I go, oh, they're gonna know. It's not a, I go, it's a dildo. It's a little teathing for stickers. I go, but that reminds me, I saw this story about somebody who had a butt plug., it's a dildo, it's a little teathing for stickers. I go, but that reminds me, I saw this story about somebody who had a butt plug. And they had a butt plug. And on the, like the back of it, the part that sticks like out of your butt, the flange. Yeah.

They got the flange coming in. They attached one of those spring door stoppers. Like, thank you. And I just thought it was so funny. And so Barber and I are standing here in this lobby talking about butt plugs and dildo. What's funny? In front of the door. I overheard you guys having that conversation. I'm a senior in this lobby talking about butt plugs in Gildo. In front of me. I overheard you guys having that conversation,

and I already forgot about it. I didn't even give it a second thought. I got this, I got this, I got this, I got three emails like, oh, that's funny. So I went and you were like, oh, we had this conversation. I was like, what are you talking about? It's just like, Well, at least you were able to go into a podcast

and talk about come tributes. I'll win the round it all. For the employees. For the people on the internet. Bye. For all the employees. Good night everyone here. Bye. Tink Tone. Do you like apples? Alright, example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs.

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