Rooster Teeth Podcast - Baby Shark is a Curse - #527

Episode Date: January 15, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Chad James, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss toilet paper, customer service, sunburns, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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lot of time to figure out this just to get. I just didn't know where the camera was going next. I figured it was, but just in case I was playing it safe. Are you directing for Michael? I like it. No. Get the camera on me. I think I'm done saying my name.

What is that? I was like making noises at this point. Bad. Because it's like who's the female voice on the podcast for people listening on audio? It's probably me. Wow, like that. Fucking arrogant. Look at at you taking the crown. I like it. I'm like I introduced myself first and last you need no introduction Mm-hmm. I just make a sound bite damn. I want that too. How can I be first last time none? Oh? How much settle for none? How about that? I'll be happy with that

No, then they'll be confused if it's Barbara none Who you are No, then they'll be confused if it's Barbara none Oh, I point out myself it's Barbara I really like those numbers. Forget who you were. I do be identical. I do. I mean, do you need to do so ourselves at this point? I mean, is this just something we do? I think it's just, I mean, every podcast we do that. Yeah, you should not talk it.

It's always open and everything. There's new viewers. There's a thread that gets sticky on our subreddit for the podcast. That's exactly where you're talking. And it literally is now that all the conversation essentially moved to chat once the chat launched on the site.

Now it's just who's on it and then that's it. And anything that gets announced during the podcast gets a separate thread. Right. They don't talk about it in that thread. But it seems sticky for like three days based on why they bother still doing it. I don't know either.

Like nobody's nobody's paying attention to it. It's like, it takes just as much effort to go to that thread and see who's on it then it does to just open up the video in a live stream. See who's on it and exit out. I can't make too much fun of them though, because I do the same stupid thing every week,

which is like, stop by the subreddit. I'm like, oh, there's a podcast right there. Oh, there's a comment, let me see what it is. And I know it's always on. It's always gonna be who's on it. No, I don't even a bot. It's a person who goes this week. The podcast is Gus, Chad, Barbara, Bernie and Gus. Every single week. And there's also the bot that says 445 PM is 47 minutes from now or whatever. Yeah. So go to go to the subreddit, get in the podcast red and tell us your favorite button. Yeah. Bring it back.

Resurrected. Your favorite butt. Yeah. Your butt. What's your favorite butt? My wife's. Oh nice. Yeah, bring it back. Resurrected. Your favorite butt. Yeah, really? Your favorite butt. What's your favorite butt? My wife's. Oh, nice chat. Good answer. Good answer.

They threw the camera on me and I'm like, I'm not falling for that. Chad has like, slaved the camera man. I never seem to look at it. I just, you're looking straight at it. Yeah, it's right in front of me. You ever look at that monitor Barbara? Now I am. Now I'm very hyper aware of it.

I never looked at it. I never looked at it. I never looked at it. I never pay attention to it. Is it in a different place? Nope. No, we can't see what we're talking about. You just never look at it, I guess. I guess not.

Sometimes I just like, if I need to pick my nose or something, I'll make sure I'm not on monitor. Or whatever. It's a camera's have a little red lights on them. Which one's on? You don't need the monitor to see what's what. Well, then if you look at the camera camera then you're looking dead at the camera that's weird you know why there is single though could be that one or could be that one

what the hell what do you have what are you bringing to the podcast performance are you different in the wide than you are no other cameras what's that this is on two cameras so she can't look at one just like looking to different places yeah Bernie how hard is it so to read lights there's three monitors how can you not look at them? What are you guys worried about? Like when the camera gets on, you get your posture. Oh, you know what I mean?

What if I have my titt out? What if she had her titt out? Let's, let's, let's, let's turn on the side of the screen. Like at some point during this podcast, Barbara's gonna drop a titt out. And then- Oh, they're with? And then we'll see if she's on camera.

Bar- Just, this is an experiment for social purposes. They're very heavy. But I, and Barbara's t taking it out, distracted me completely. Could that be the title of this podcast? Barbara's taking it out. Barbara's taking it out. We need you.

That'll do it. Podcast number, what is this one? Five, 27. God, is it really? Yeah. I look forward to the comment of the guy. He's like, when is it? Like time code.

Jimmy time code. Oh, we drop a fake comment with the time code. And it's my dick. Yes. There it is. That's the classic Mr. Little M. Like Shyamalan. Let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me

let me let me let me let me let me let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you let you Okay, we have two different games. One on the website, it's Gus gets his dick out and on YouTube it's Barbara let's a titt out. Now wait a minute, now wait a minute. I know if Gus sent you a via text, if he sent you like a picture of his dick, you'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? But if you knew there was a video

and Gus's junk was in it, out of curiosity, you would check that out, right? I would. I would. And I live with it. You wanted to see how it looks on camera? Yeah, that's like, get your bleeding, right? I only ever see it from this way.

You know what, if you can see it from another way. I mean, you have a camera, you can take a selfie. Have you never looked at yourself in the mirror? No, I don't really don't know. I don't really. Look at yourself or look at your body. You're like, you're like, even when I get ready and the more,

like I'm not staring at you at me, I rarely look at myself in the mirror. I've gotten to work and be like, I've got toothpaste all in my mouth. What the fuck am I doing? You don't look in the mirror. Where do you get ready in the kitchen? I don't pay attention. I just don't pay attention. I don't look in the mirror. He's out of the front yard with a garden.

I'm just gonna look at it. I don't know. I mean, maybe sometimes I do, but I don't go out of my way to look at it. Do you, would you say that you have a negative self image? No, I have a very positive self image. I know, because you say your name twice. You're obviously very arrogant. And you're credit. And you, would you say that you have a negative self image? No, I have a very positive self image.

I know, because you said your name twice, you're obviously very arrogant. Yeah, I think you're credit it all the time. Yeah, like, you're fun. Yeah. But like, you get ready in the morning, like, you do your hair. I think no matter what I do, I already look great.

I know that, okay. Like, what am I gonna do? So you brush your teeth. You do your hair. I'm assuming that's on purpose, your hair. So you do that. Yeah. Yeah, I did that. No, no, I got help do it. So you brush your teeth. You do your hair. I'm assuming that's on purpose. You're hair. So you do that. I'm gonna do it.

Yeah. I did that. No, I got help today though. This is a warm and welcoming place. I said that you don't look at yourself when you do your hair. No, I just like brush it. Yeah. Are you looking at the wall?

I'm fascinated by this. I have a TV in my bathroom. So normally I'm watching the next morning. Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense. TV in my bathroom. Yeah, TV in your bathroom. It's like I'm in next morning. Well, that makes sense. TV in my bathroom. Look at you. TV in your bathroom. It's like I'm in Vegas.

Is it one of those that's like in the mirror? Smart mirrors? No, no, no, I'm gonna have to see his own reflection. Right. Oh, but then that's a good way to not see your reflection because you're looking at the TV in the mirror. Maybe, but you still like catch like a side glance at it. I guess so.

I'm just like a vampire. Yeah, I'm like a monitor. I don't actually, yeah. Yeah, like when I'm in a room. If I had a TV in my mirror, I'd spend too much time trying to line my face up perfectly with the woman's face like on a newscast, just trying to like imitate her. So it looks like I'm wearing her skin.

There you go. Look at that. It's part of Barbara's routine in the morning. I knew her newscast just skin. It's like part of her everyday. More date. If I'm early for a podcast and the broadcast will throw up, you know, the Phantom image so they can help frame correctly.

And so there'll be this weird opaque ghost version of yourself and they're trying to use a framing and then I like to sneak in there and try and perfectly match up with the expression and stuff and then they yell at me because apparently it's actually counterintuitive. Right. But it's why you're helping.

I thought so too. I'm like, I'm here, you can frame. Like get out. Nicholas was yelling at me. Like, well, it why you're helping. I thought so too. I'm like, I'm here, you can frame. Like get out. Nicholas was yelling at me like last week. I need to miss the chair. Oh, there were so many shots in the early years of Red versus Blue where we would be cut from like a character in one scene

and then you just cut to the mammalian next scene. In normal animation, you just line the character up on the same coordinates and everything. But when you're doing a mach-a-mo in Halo, we would have to remember we'd take Post-it notes. And we put Post-it notes on the screen in corners. And then you had to like go to the different scenes which is you meant loading a different map.

Then get that same character, try to get them in the same position where all their points line up with the Post-it note. But then you realize you had the wrong camera angle because that's a character too. So you had to aim the camera in a certain way until all the, it took some time for fucking error. I think you posted a photo of that one.

So we had like 20 post-its on the screen. Yep. We tear them and we'd have like little to be able to track your face. Yeah, and then we'd stare and look at it. Why didn't you get some like a trace marker? Or tracing paper. Oh, we just had, we had posted.

We had posted notes in the office. Why don't we get tracing paper? You take that to the monitor. Why don't we just had put we had posted post notes in the office. Why would get tracing paper? You take that to the monitor. Why don't just put a post it up. But why not just use a dry or a marker? It's more and just draw the outline of the person. We had we had posted notes. This is a story. I know Nothing else We're making the fucking show it to in the morning Stop production to go buy a fucking dry erase market. The point of the story was how hard it is to line them up. Not like we couldn't afford dry erase workers.

I did funny thing. I was sitting with Evan in a meeting today. And we were, oh, it was fucking hilarious. We were over in the animation department. And we were sitting at the conference room table at the at the animation department and if you've never seen it before You can see it in the vlog. I did where I did Ellie's performance review It was in there. So just a massive Super long conference. Yeah, and I got in there. We had this meeting and I got in there before anybody else

I don't know why it was like It was six people, but because I think it was me and Matt and Ezra and Ryan Hall They like put us in this massive room. I guess, maybe it was like in the comments on our egos. I was about to say it's to figure egos. Yeah, that must, that's why I feel like that was some kind of subtle comment on us. Actually, it's because over in animation, finding meeting rooms, it's like the Hunger Games, it is so hard to book meeting rooms over there. And it's been hard lately, too, because now can't find half the stuff.

Yeah. Well, just so you know, Matt's assistant had her own competition and then she booked us into that other one. So she was like, it's better now. She's planting the flag. She had a lot of territory. All set up. But I was going to say the whole point of this was that I was in there and I was looking at that conference table and it's weird. The things got so I don't know if you have the same thing. It's hard, it's sometimes it's hard for me to think about this as a company as other than a company that has like five guys jammed in a spare bed.

You know, so when I see this massive conference table that has like 30 chairs in it, it's just like, to me that's a weird touchstone. It's a weird connection to how big the company's gotten. More so than when we get 450 people in a room. Would that be the table? It is, little stuff like that. That conversation might not have fit in any office until Ralph Halblaneito.

Yeah, and then that would have gone back in the studio. Right. That's the only place that would have. We would have been what our fourth office before we had enough space to have a table that big. Yeah, you made it. You made it. And the other thing you too is little like,

oh yeah, of how long this has been around stuff is when I walk around I see like little pieces of something. We were, You're gonna say little people. Little people. It's like, they're not, they're just, they're not beneath you, Bernie. So, they do like the other day we were shooting with that. We were shooting with a red camera,

right? That we, it was a huge decision to buy that camera. Do you remember how long we, we like, fussed and the thought like, how much do we want to invest in this? And then nobody wanted to touch it when we got it because we were all scared of breaking it. Yeah. And we had those light panels, the LED lights and they were a thousand dollars all scared of breaking it. Yeah, and we had those light panels, the LED lights, and they were $1,000 for one of those things. It was like, I remember I just agonized over that decision forever and ever and ever. And like the thing that I really always remember

is the follow focus, which if you don't know what that is, you basically rotate the ring on a camera to focus it as you know, the follow focus, all it does is change the rotating motion like this to be a knob that you turn on the side. And that thing was $5,000 for the piece of equipment. And I remember that was like nine months of discussion of whether or not Barb's stitches came out. Did you see it? Oh, it's back. Sorry guys, you missed it. After all that. You blink and you'll miss it. She popped it out. But it was nine months of discussion to see

whether or not we were gonna spend $5,000 on that thing. Yeah. Yeah. And now it's like, it was a piece of equipment and we needed it. There'd be a much shorter inspection. I think I heard you talking to, was it Drew about that the other day about the light panel?

Yeah. Yeah, we agonized over buying that. He's like, oh yeah, we used those all the time. But you were like, no, no, no, it was so expensive. Like, he was like, yeah, it's a piece of equipment. We just used it all the time. Yeah, we just busted out and used it. Well, it's great that it,

I mean, those things have been around for 10 years. So, and we've shot tons of productions on it. Well, you only started needing that stuff when you started doing shorts, right? Which was 2008. 2008, yeah. Did you do that trend barb of the 2008? I thought you'd do it today. I adjusted it today. Oh, did you? I feel like I'm a little late on it. Yeah. Yeah. Did you do that trend barb of the 2008? I just did it today. I feel like I'm a little

late on it. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to do it. I don't take selfies. I thought about just posting an RT short from 2008 and from 2008. No, that's what I did. So that's how I know it was 2008 because I literally went back and was looking up shorts and that's when we started because those are the photos I have of myself from back then. Is that? Selfies were a little different to you before you got a front-facing camera. I'm always concerned, because people are very sweet online when you post stuff. Yeah, really?

I don't know where you're hanging out. Sometimes they're sweet, but I posted them today, and I'll get this every now and then, and people are like, you have an age, you look the same. Is that them saying that I look young now or like looked old? I'd take it as a compliment.

When I was 18. Young now. Take it as a compliment. Okay. There we go. Here we are. What I really bake your noodle is that they feel it's necessary to tell you that you have an age because that means that, oh, it's a nice compliment to tell Barb who's now super

old. That she doesn't really like to say that. Yeah. Yeah. You never tell a young person that. I'm older than you and I first met you. Like when they tell me Jeff and Gus, we don't look like we're dying today. It's always a nice moment.

That's a win. That's a win. That's why I don't look in the mirror. I don't need to see that. That's funny. If you want to photo to laugh at, I'm sure Brian can bring it up, but I didn't post one of those,

but I was thinking about it. And I should have borrowed this right before. But Brian's photo, he posted one and it happened to be back when we were at a holiday party and decided to be Jay and Silent Bob together. Oh, yeah, I saw that photo. Yeah, I look much different back. The first thing I did when I saw that photo was I looked at it and was like, damn, I used to be fit.

Well, that was before the kids. Yes, yeah, I used to be fit. I was like, Well, that was before the kids. Yes, yeah, see, there we go. That's, there's me, it's Jay and Brian, Silent Bob. You got a long hair. Who just like did a spit take in there? I heard that. That was air. That was air, great, wonderful.

Yeah, I had a lot of hair. There's a lot of that. Hey, it's a good thing you're on the podcast today, Chad. Okay, hopefully. I want to call you out. Oh, you did something. Yeah, I know, you can talk. His tip came out. That was annoying. You let your dick out all over my death. It you're on the podcast today, Chad. Okay, I want to call you out. Oh, you did something. Yeah, I know, you can suck it. His dick came out.

That was annoying. You let your dick out all over my desk. It just happened on the screen. Yeah, it came out. You posted a photo in our internal Slack channel earlier, calling someone out for putting the toilet paper roll on wrong in the bathroom. Yeah, they didn't do it over, they did it under.

You're like, look, we work with a monster. Later in the day, I went to that bathroom, and it was still the same way. You took a photo of it calling someone out, and then you didn't fucking fix it. But you mean fix it, for some reason, that's perfectly fine. That's the way you get it fixed. You call a person out, and then they fix it. But it wasn't me, I saw it like,

I would have taken the photo, I would have been like, I would have posted it, I mean, like, all right, now I'm gonna put it the right way because I'm calling someone out. I don't know if maybe in my mind, I was like, I'm gonna post it and be like, all right, now I'm gonna put it the right way, because I'm calling someone out. I don't know if maybe in my mind, I was like, if I call them out, then we can catch them, like seeing, like they're gonna go in and fix their shame.

Catch them. Like a cop? There is one way that you should put the toilet paper roll on. We think we've identified the perp. Yeah, I just wanna know who it is. We've got teams working in shifts. More like shits.

Nice. There you go. It's going to be a real gas. So, yeah. Couches on fire today, man. Yeah, no, it's because of all the puns. Hey, was the camera on Chad when he made that joke? Was it?

Is it? Good. Okay, need to make sure. Constantly have his tear down. He is the famous Chad I'm telling you, fuck, ah! Sorry, I don't want to interrupt with that. Yep, got it. It's okay.

Anyway, I don't know, I just, I thought that maybe, I didn't think. I didn't think. I took the picture and I was too busy calling someone after being a monster and I was like, maybe they could have come back. You became a monster, and then I became in the process.

It's one of the things where it's like, if you're a buy-stander, you know, like you could take somebody to stand up and do something and I didn't. I just let it happen and I feel bad. There's there's something else that I want to call people out for. You're like the kind of person who sees a fight and take the picture of it. Let's ask people who think of fight.

And they think twice they should go over or under. Films it. There was a thing. And let's do a poll. I saw a thing on Reddit. I'm looking for a poll. What are you looking for? What's the poll?

A poll over versus under. Yeah. This is, it's to me, the big debate in the bathroom is stand up or sit down. But yeah, over under it doesn't. I'm looking for a poll. What are you looking for? What's a poll? A poll. Over versus under? Yeah. This is, to me, the big debate in the bathroom is stand up or sit down, but yeah. Over under, it doesn't mean any difference to me. I don't even notice. Under is okay only for people who have cats.

Yes, because otherwise they're all there. Yes, and I agree, I have cats in my house. But that said, I saw, I think it was a red it thread, and of course this could be Photoshopped, but somebody had looked up the original patent for toilet paper on the folder, and it showed it going over. So it's like, there you go, end of debate.

There is no debate. There's no debate. It's over, it should be over. Wait me, who cares? Oh, there's monsters. Why? I have to admit something. I used to be an under.

Really? Yeah. Why? It's because my family is an under. And so I just did some toilet paper like they would do. And then I moved out on my own and started doing it the other way and I realized it was so much better. I swear easier.

Literally never think about this. You, it bothers me, which has happened in our office before. It's a massacre by the way. As you go into the restroom and you got that situation where the cardboard tube from the old tube and then someone just taken a roll and just put it on top of that. Oh my God.

It's like how much effort does it take? You're already sitting there. How much effort does it take to just, there was place. It was probably harder to get the toilet paper off without putting it on the fucking dispenser. Get a balance it. Yeah.

Okay, my wife does this. And like, she has a million things around her house. So I'm gonna throw that out there because if she's watching, I'll die. And so I'm doing that out ahead of time. But still, you're paying a lot. She must. Yes, absolutely.

She must think that it magically puts itself on because I don't think she's ever put a toilet paper roll on, I've come into it on top of the toilet, on top of the holder, on the floor. Like, one time, I guess maybe she went halfway and it'd fallen off so that it was just on one of the pegs that's supposed to hold the horizontal part. Wow, it's just like- You're in trouble, man.

Well, no, she just, she's amazing. She's just like a million things around the house. Shut up. How would I be really mad at you? Didn't you, Barbara, didn't you post something about a magnetic one just recently? I have, at my place, I have probably the best toilet paper roll holders. You got it? roll holders. So you got it?

Yeah, you got it. You got it? Like in the world, because it's just this like metal bar that you lift up, it detaches, lift up, take it off, put it back on. Oh, I said that's really convenient. You don't have to take anything off. You said that little spring loaded gizmo

that they've gotten in that bullshit. Why do we still have that shit? I don't know, that's really, that's not good. It's seriously, this needs to be everywhere. It's so innovative. So it's just like a little more vertically comes up. Yep. And then it goes down back into a groove, the perfect slot.

Let's send this pole forward. It's a mask. We've never done a pole that fits long-sided. Who the fuck here? Who cares? I care. I care. Wrong with you people.

Anyway, I'm still back on like, what's the over on that pole? Do you load the choice one in Tinder? Oh, it's cool. This light is coming in late. Sorry. It's perfect. Do you ever remember on that poll? Do you load the choice one in Tander full? This lady is coming in late. Sorry. It's perfect. I'm just now picturing her loading the toilet paper roll, like the magazine of a gun.

Like is that what happens? Like you just slam it in from the bottom and you're good to go. No, it's like a thing that comes up, you take it off the top, put it back on, and then... Right. You just say, let it go back down without it. Could you just slam up an arrow like a go back down without it, could you just like, slam off an arrow? Like a, like a, like, rest on something. No, okay.

Yeah, but that is funny. I just think it would be great. Usually we're out and ready to go. I just read it recently that those, all those wipes are, they're not flushable. Even though they say flushable, even though they say flushable, none of those wet wipes are flushable. Blaine told me flushable. Even though they say flushable, none of those wet wipes are flushable.

Blaine told me about some of that disintegrate in the toilet. They disintegrate in the toilet. Like they are actually flushable. My least favorite topic of conversation. If it doesn't, you're the one who can't... If it disintegrates up, I don't think he's this. Gus brought it up. I got involved.

I got brought it up. Because I brought up him. I shamed him for not fixing the toilet. Well, you did also just make me have a realization. And I brought up him, I shamed him for not fixing the code paper. But you did also just make me have a realization and I can't believe that I've never done this before. But every time I have encountered toilet paper on the wrong way, even when I've fixed it,

I didn't do that beforehand. I used the toilet paper, thought about the inconvenience and then fixed it. And I just realized that right now, all this time, I could have fixed it first and then I never did. Well, this way you could be passive aggressive about it. You took one from the team? I just made it harder on myself. I just went with it.

Also, we go to like Southern hemisphere, we travel and stuff. There's always somebody in the group who says like, oh, and it's amazing because the toilet flushes the other way. How the fuck do you know which way your toilet flushes? Like, you just didn't just staring at it, like clapping, I don't know, I gotta get it. It's like, I feel like they don't go around anymore. They go like straight down now. Yeah.

Yeah, and I mean, it could go backwards and go sideways, I wouldn't fucking know this. I'm always stuck coming back out. Yeah, exactly. It's going down. I'm going straight down. You want to hear a fun story about how Sean lost his keys? It's good to, let's guess this one.

Did he flush them down the toilet? Oh, he did. But it's impressive. So we have. How many different ways? Oh, no, I mean, there's a mouth. No, no, no. Right, Sushay.

So here's the deal. He was wearing the- He parked his car on the toilet. Yeah, he was wild. So he's wearing these dress pants. And the toilets at our previous office were moved down from Dallas. We're like, it was like a shotgun blast.

Like you hit that thing and it was, everything go- Like an airplane toilet? Yes, like that. was like a shotgun blast. Like you hit that thing and it was, everything go into it. Like an airplane toilet. Yes, like that. Like every toilet should work that way. Yeah, right. Cause then you have to wait and worry and, yeah, it's great. Wait and worry.

Yeah, cause if it, you even have the wait and worry where you're like, oh shit, it better flush. If not, I gotta go find a plunger, especially it work, like that's awkward. You flush, wait and worry. Yeah. Well, for the third floor, our starts coming up. The water comes up, you got a problem.

Yeah, real problem. So anyway, he does somebody else's have he flushes So he stands up flushes and then goes to pull up his pants and his keys fall out and when I say keys I'm not like oh one or two keys his entire key ring. Oh my gosh right as it flushes and then just Gone so I'm working at my desk and he comes walking out with the most bewildered look on his face and he's just standing there and then he just looks at me I'm like, what's up? He's like, I just flushed my keys down the toilet and I'm like, like a key is like, no, like the whole ring and now I've got to call my wife To get the spare key. Oh my god. That's a serious love power. If I take a fucking key ring with his fob and everything, gone instantly.

He's like, he has key building key. It's all gone. Fuck. Straight down. Wow. That's like an impressive, I want to shit on that toilet. I can't tell you how many times I've almost dropped my cell phone into a toilet because I'm that.

Because like, I mean, what do you guys keep yourself up? So fast. Like, you're picking up a snake. Because I'm done that. Because like, I mean, what do you guys keep yourself up? It's so fast, like, you're picking up a snake. You just do, like that. It's like, you never move so fast in your life or react like that. I always feel like I've developed a skill. I think we as a species had developed a skill

that we didn't have before. And it's because of cell phones. If I drop something, there's like a 80% chance I can catch it on my foot now. I just didn't have that growing up because I didn't have something that if I dropped it, it was mission critical that I not let it hit the ground. Not even one of your sons. But when I kick my son, I'm going to be like David Beckham and

Bopham around. No, but like if I ever dropped a glass or something, I wouldn't try to catch that with my foot. But now I instinctively try to catch stuff with my feet. Don't you do this? I you ever had it backfire? Just not knives. No, it knives is the opposite. Knives I drop a knife and I do this like dance

where I'm like flipping my feet backwards. Have you ever had the foot catch backfire? Yo, and I kick it across the room. Yeah, like it works great. And like when you do it, you feel like a complete badass, but then there's that awkward time where you're just like,

oops, and you literally just punt whatever you're trying to say of straight into the wall. And like it's probably the best kick of your life. Oh, yeah, it almost. Oh, did you see that ESPN clip speaking of kicking where on one of their shows, they went through Twitter and they found people who be rated college football kickers, who missed field goals.

Said they could have made the kick. They said they could have made the kick and they invited them out. Oh, that's amazing. To like a football training field. They're like, all right, you said anybody could have made the kick. They said they could have made the kick. And they invited them out. Oh, that's amazing. To like a football training field. They're like, all right, you said anybody could have made that 31 yard field goal. Here's a 31 yard field goal. Make it.

Did anyone make it? No, no one keeps. Not a single person, of course. You should have had them drop theirself when I try to catch it with their foot. And they put the ball there. And then when I get made, I'm not gonna believe it.

But there was one where one guy tweeted like, anybody could have made that field goes and then they asked him like, how long was that field goal? Do you remember? Because I don't know, maybe 30 yards and the woman goes, it was 53 yards. So 53 yard field goal. I mean, get serious. Like that's a 50 yard field goal in the pros. That's like, oh, that's a real, that's really far. I feel like, correct me from wrong. I feel like the measurement of a field goal is very inconsistent because sometimes they include the end zone.

They always include the end zone. They now they do. But they do. We're watching clips of these dopes try to make this cake and not even get close. Of course, how I guess I was going to look at this guy. It's out in the snow. If you watch it, most of them don't even kick it over the fence. No.

And that's fucking terrible. Well, I mean, it over the fence. No. And that's fucking terrible. Well, I mean, it's the snow. Yeah, like that's really, like it's really, like snow. If it's the Eagles, I don't know if they were. See, Eagles have a dome? No. They want the Super Bowl. Get a dome.

What the fuck's wrong with you guys? No, because they won't have snowballs put batteries in to throw it down. Right. They did that to the Cowboys. But I was thinking when Travis found a story, that's actually not the craziest dropping key stories we've ever heard. Oh, really? Back in the day, we worked with a guy named Skylock.

What was Skylock's name? I can't remember. I don't remember either. Skylock. He's gone. There's back in the era of the internet when everyone had handles, a handle, a moniker. And except for Gus, Gus was always Gus.

And with a big ass. He had this story where he told it on Tuesdays, right here for drunk gamers, where he came home from the bar, I guess, and he had had a little bit to drink. And he always saw it and he knew it was going to cause a problem for him at some point, but he had a like a sewer grate right outside of his door. So he was sitting there trying to put his keys in the door and he dropped it and it fell into the sewer great, but it's not like a full sewer. It was just like a drainage thing with the cover.

So he can see the keys about that far below the great. And so he reached down in there to get the keys and was able to touch the keys and then pull it out and tore off this pinky. Oh, I think I know, it was like. I think it was only the last knuckle of the pinky. But it doesn't matter. It was like, he showed pictures of it. He's missing part of his finger,

like half of his pinky because. Was it stuck down in the guy? I don't know, I don't know. Like, I thought it flushed it. I thought I was gonna go like a phone direction where you're like, and then when he did that, his cell phone fell out of his pocket. And then to the great.

But there's like no, lost a finger. His finger fell off. Yeah. God, he's fucking pinky in that. How hard? But he got it, he's. That's true. You did get his keys.

And then you drove, probably to the emergency room. He's just so excited that he got on, that he just yanked. He probably, what I'm guessing is that he probably got a tiny little grip on them and then like, you know, whipped his hand out to get them really fat. Is the equivalent of like trying to kick and save something. He essentially yanked his pinky off. So you can do that. You can do that.

You can do that. I heard that you essentially could bite off one of your own fingers if you just like bite with the force of the baby carrot. Yeah. Wouldn't take much to bite. It doesn't take much of it. Get out of here. You can't.

Anybody have some hummus? Have you ever had to like give yourself like a blood test, like test blood sugar or anything? My mom had diabetes, so she always had tests. And I would try to test my blood sugar. It was so fucking hard for me to poke a hole in my finger. Like I physically couldn't make myself hurt myself. I just, I couldn't do it.

And I think there's something to that too, like you can't do it because you can't make yourself bite through your own finger. I love finger. I smell an arty life What I smell an arty life. Yeah go for it. Good. Can you bite off your own finger? Yeah, you go sort of bite off your own finger somebody else's yeah, let's find out Eric get out here I'm gonna read this thing here This episode received podcast is brought to you by Robin Hood Don't let investing your money scare you.

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And then we were meeting like, oh my god, are you fucking idiot? Your story of your finger off. He was like, yo bro, can I get your digits? No, I think what happened was he turned in a story that was like top 10 PlayStation games of the year and we made him change into top nine and a half. Oh, because he can't count to 10 anymore. So we immediately, yeah, we immediately just jumped on.

He can't count to 10 anymore. So if you lose, if you lose one, you can't count that high anymore. No, I don't see. All your things that he multiples of nine. 9.5. That's it. Or maybe that was it.

We wouldn't let him do reviews. Higher than that. Nine and a half or something like that. Oh my god. Jeff is thinking you have it to you. For some reason none of us can recall it. What? Skylux name.

I figured out. I figured out. Skylar. It's like 20 years ago. That's a long time. Skylar. Skylar. I want to, so. Shiloh. We were talking about Slack. I wanted to call out something. It's a long time. It's a long time. I love it. I want it.

So we were talking about Slack. I wanted to call out something else that's been bothering me. But I feel like, I don't know if I'm slacking other people for the first time or I'm learning how people communicate. I'm very much a stickler for the way I communicate. And I've noticed there's some people now who are in like a channel with lots of other people. And like let's say all of us are in the same channel. Mm hmm. All four of us here. And I want to talk to Barbara. Instead of messaging Barbara directly, I'll message the channel at Barbara. Yeah.

And that drives me fucking crazy. Yeah. Like you guys don't need to see the conversation. I don't need to see the conversation if it doesn't involve me. And I'm just getting these alerts are like, oh, something important. No, it's not. I'm the only thing to do that if it doesn't involve me. And I'm just getting these alerts, so I'm like, oh, something important. No, it's not. I can only keep doing that if it does, if it is something important for the group to know about. Yeah, like we, like we've been always open channels. So like sometimes I'll add somebody from the always open career to be like, hey, do we have that thing ready to go to plan down?

I see that. Because it's like their responsibility, but it's still important for the group. But just being like, hey, where are you today? Or something? I don't know. For me, it's when like I'm in in a group discussion. And then people start having side discussions, while also in the group discussion. And it just starts getting so convoluted.

Yeah. Yeah, it's so. I like, but it's crazy too. It's like, it's just now revolutionary chat client, which there's one of those every few years. But it,'s no, not even polls like we did something in a day where we were voting on something we just used one or two or three emojis. As the reaction. Yeah, I didn't want to say that we actually there is polling and we do have it enabled. So what was that? What was that? Well, the person who made the poll clearly did not know that we had polling available. We could have OG thing done that. There are polls, where are the polls? I gotta say, we got called out on Reddit in general. I think it's Les Paul in the last week.

Somebody compiled a list of all the times we've complained about Apple. It's a poll. He's like, where's the poll? I'm like, I'm pretty sure it's Les Paul. Oh yeah. Can you make a poll? Apparently we are all shithead idiots.

We're all after a fashion brand. Yeah, and we're more on to deserve to lose our money because we're stupid. It's like, that was such a negative fucking. You guys weren't supposed to see my stuff. Discussion. What, that we were having or that they were having about us. Yeah, it's one of those things. It's like, I don't think people understand.

And this is, hopefully, the rare times that I do this. The reason I don't switch to Android is that I I hate it Android is clunky and off with and I have switched to it a couple different times I had a pixel to that that YouTube or Google sent to me so it's like all right This is it. I'm gonna switch. I'm gonna try it. I can use just honestly. It's clunky garbage But we don't ever make fun of stuff that we don't use. We try not to do that at least. You know what I mean? It's like, we don't sit there and bash and let them be.

Because there's people when I said that, that'll have a very visceral reaction to me saying the thing that they use, I consider to be clunky and garbagey. I have a fixal too. And I love it. That was there you go. And you should use it and you should be happy with it.

But we only ever bitch about the stuff that we do or we use. But I'm sure you didn't like the fact that he said Android sucks. I did not like that. You didn't like it, right? So that's it. Like why don't they just switch to Android? It's like, yeah, we bitch about Apple a lot, but obviously we prefer to be an Apple.

I tell you why I prefer to use an iPhone to this day over Android is that I travel a lot and Android doesn't have a native database messaging app. That's it. They're going to tell you, use WhatsApp. They're going to tell me, use WhatsApp, but I can download WhatsApp on my iPhone as well. It's like, it's so convenient to be able to have I message and I'm on a plane and I can message everybody I've got because I've got a Wi-Fi signal. I'm not going to get a cell signal until I land.

I would ask, why the fuck don't Android phones have a database text? I think that's not good. I think even Android users would probably concede that that's the weakest point that they have and that something needs to be done about that. I get when you don't want to copy something that somebody else is doing, but when it's clearly working, and it's great, like I always talk about this

with Xbox and the Platinum Trophies that are on the PlayStation. Platinum Trophies is a great concept. It's out there long enough, just suck it up and make like a hundred percent achievement for every game. Just do it, just do it. It's like you're just leaving something on the table. Yeah, you didn't think of it,

but no one's gonna sue you to death over that. And then there was something I forget it was on PlayStation, they should just steal from that. Just look at Instagram, who stole stories from Snapchat. Yeah, man. And Snapchat, as far as I know, ain't doing so hot right now because everything, I mean, Instagram, you'll catch shit about that too.

I know I'll probably catch shit because I'm not like a 13 year old person who's like the demographic for that app. They're all TikTok. But. Do we have a TikTok yet? I don't think we do. Can I have a peppermint?

I can't have a peppermint. Okay, fuck off. You know, there's nothing that bugs me is that TikTok's been around for a while, and I go on there, all variations of my name and Ruse or Keith are taking. Taken, why would you want to make a Ruse or Keith account and have that be on TikTok?

Like as a person. Cause then they're gonna sell it to us. That's what they say. It's like parking websites back in the day. And then somebody gets some code, somebody they're gonna sell it to us. That's what they say. It's like parking websites back in the day. And then somebody gets big enough and becomes valuable. Or their problem is, they're just a fan and they just want us

to contact them about getting the username. We know somebody who did that. Who, who parked, or didn't park a domain, they just bought a domain and they bought it, I wanna say for like $3,000 and then sold the domain for $140,000. And it was, it wasn't anybody's name or anything of that. It was just a really good name. It'd be like if they had football.com.

It was equivalent of that. I'm going to say what it was because I don't have a person or anything like that. Baseball.com. Something like that. It was just like, you know, or rock climbing.com or something. It was like an activity at boldering.com. It was about that level. It was honestly, it was about that level of a website.

It was Bernie.com, wasn't it? No, no. I got that totally because I just waited for it to expire and I got it. I literally watched that so long for like a long period of time. I watched it. I had another weird thing like that. I just came up. I have to ask really quick, do you actually own Bernie.com. I watched it. I had another weird thing like that. It just came up.

I have to ask really quick, do you actually own Bernie.com? I own Bernie.com. I pulled that out of my ass. I just wanted to help that. I have no idea. Did you ever hear or see the RTA about the statue where we made the bobblehead of a statue

of me, do you ever see that stuff? That's right over there. That's based on the Bernie.com story. Gotcha. Okay. How they would resume. I won't repeat here, but it's like, there's a city in Australia

that's spelled the exact same way as my name. And so they wanted the website and they actually contacted me because I had nothing up on it. I was just using it for email. So I made ridiculous to me. Will Ferrell with the cowbell? I think I still do. Yep, there it is.

I would, I would actually like to build that out. Oh, well, so if anybody's a good web designer that wants to work with me, I would actually, I'm looking for a web designer to do something with Bernie.com I'll do it. Will you? Yeah. Dude, I would love to have a site to do. Would you really?

I'll develop it. Okay, okay. Never mind. I retract the offer. I fully retract. Bernie.com is great, no, but it's nothing like the, the majesty of Sorola.com. Or show me the monkey.com, which was a Gus website that I used to hack. What are you sure? You're so forbidden.

Perfect for you. That's the one. So I actually have another problem. While we're talking about things we like that really see this is we're going to complain about stuff that we do on a daily basis, but that's the stuff we like. But I forget this out after 10 years. This is the kind of shit we talk about in the podcast. This is where you get to vent.

We bitch about shit that bothers us. And you guys get to share that. And it's minutious. And the moment we talk about anything of consequence, like politics and immigration. I can't wait for you to get away from that. Yeah. Yeah.

Go back to yelling about the size of the controller number. Did you see the toilet, the dirty white line at the Atlanta airport this morning? I'm dude, I have to travel this weekend. Is it gonna be bad? It, yeah? It could be real bad. I will say again.

Oh, I got corrected by the way. I know nobody ever hears the retraction after somebody makes a mistake. I had, I retweeted on Twitter, somebody corrected me and told me the TSA employees. He was a TSA employee, according to him, that they are government agents and they are part of the

department of Homeland Security. I thought they were contracted, but apparently I'm wrong. Maybe that mixed up with airports where they do contract and deprived of people. Here's problem having. I've been going through and giving my oldest son JD a film education, like stuff that he missed, just because, you know, I assumed he's watched the Matrix and why hasn't, you know, of course he's watched Pulp Fiction. No, I wouldn't because those movies were out before he was born, right?

You know, and so we've been going through and watching stuff. Ironically, the movie that we both enjoyed the most, which held up remarkably well, even in HD or 4K, was Flash Gordon from 1980. Really? The movie actually holds up fairly well. It was pretty campy at the time. in HD or 4K was Flash Gordon from 1980. Really? The movie actually holds up fairly well. It was pretty campy at the time, but if you haven't seen Flash Gordon, go check it out.

But here's something that happened. Was it a good flashback for you? Was it? Was it a good flashback? It was a good flashback. It was. It was. The, Barbysad.

Finally. Another. You have to couch today. I get most of my movies on Microsoft, so I can watch them on PC or I can watch them on Xbox. I found that's the easiest way to have movies. I don't use iTunes for that. I would use iTunes for music.

And now they've got it to where you can just pay a little bit more and it kind of frees it up so you can put it on any service. And now there's a really cool thing. I've actually gone back to buying physical media because they all come with a code now to get the digital version. And Gavin pointed out to me that the disks actually have lower compression, so that's actually a better picture. So I've been doing that.

But that being said, most of my digital library exists on Microsoft. I found the weirdest fucking problem this week on Xbox and Microsoft for movies. They were having a UHD sale. So ultra high def, like 4K and HDR stuff. They were having a sale on that. I was like, oh shit, and some of these movies were like, the Matrix was like eight bucks for the UHD version of the Matrix. I'm like, fuck yeah, I'll do that.

That's crazy. So I got that and I got the other two Matrix movies. This is one of the movies he had to version of the Matrix. I'm like, fuck yeah, I'll do that. That's crazy. So I got that and I got the other two Matrix movies. This is one of the movies he had to watch was the Matrix. And then stuff with the other two. No, he what no actually, I really want to give him another shot. I think that we may have not understood those movies when they came out.

I want to try them again. On a narrative basis, I think you're right, but the visual fidelity doesn't hold up. Like they need to remake that Burley Brawl where Neo fights all those agents Smiths in Matrix 2. Dude, they just gotta make that again. You go watch it now, it's like, this is a bad video game.

That's the graphics for it. And that was a crazy movie too, because Matt was working in Hollywood and Visual Effects. There was a whole summer where they couldn't hire anybody because everybody who was working in Visual effects was working on the new matrix moves Like they they consume so much of the resources in the visual effects industry Anyway, the problem I'm having was there was some movies that I was buying on you. It's great that I went to go buy

Live die repeat Edge of tomorrow the Tom Cruise movie would go buy it on you HD because that was like six bucks or something like Okay, that was great. I was bought in you HD. Hope you know six bucks to do it. I'll do it again Because I had bought it in HD before I couldn't buy it again I and I could delete it. I couldn't even I first thought maybe I'll be able to upgrade from HD to you HD for a lower price couldn't do that not only that I can't even just buy the movie again I can't and I thought I just don't know how to do this I can't forget this out on my PC try to do it in the Microsoft store there couldn't do that. Not only that, I can't even just buy the movie again. I cannot, and I thought, I just don't know how to do this. I can't figure this out. I wanted my PC, tried to do it in the

Microsoft store there. Couldn't do it there. So then I went to the forums and looked it up. How do I upgrade from HD to UHD on Microsoft Store? Billion threads show up. And it's all these people like furious of like, you just can't do it. You can't like delete it from your library or? No, most of those people were talking about they had bought the SD version of the Hoody by accident and they couldn't upgrade to HD. And like there were all these work rounds, like go on and go on Voodoo, VUD, so buy it there and then they'll give you a code

where you can link it through movies anywhere to your Microsoft library and you can have it done. Could you not like contact customers? Customer supporter or something? I'm never gonna do that. Hey, I can't tell you how life threatening a problem would have to be before I pick up a phone and go question. I had this problem with a Microsoft product.

I think it was like my office subscription or something where I kept getting emails that my office subscription was about to end and my credit card was expired so I needed to update it. It was like, oh great, here we go. It's like I go into the Microsoft website and I'm like, okay, I see the bad credit card, I need to put a new credit card in. But the new credit card in, you're like, okay, I need to update it. It was like, oh great, here we go. So I got to go into the Microsoft website. I'm like, okay, I see the bad credit card. I need to put a new credit card in. But the new credit card in, you're like, okay, I need to move my office subscription

from the expire credit card to the new one. And I'll hit move and be like, you cannot unlink that credit card because it's used for an active subscription. Right. I understand that, but you're telling me that it's an expire credit card. It's no good.

And then my subscription is about it. And I need to move it. Nope, nope, nope. And it's like, and you just wouldn't let me do it. expired credit card. It's no good, and then my subscription is about it, and I need to move it. Nope, nope, nope. It's like, I just wouldn't let me do it. I couldn't delete it, and I still, I lost office. I don't have office anymore now. Because I can't fucking put a new credit card on your paper.

Right, I can't buy it. I haven't installed it on my computer, but I can't open it. Thanks Microsoft, it's great. It's a fucking awesome system we've got here. It's okay, I haven't been able to uber since London RTX London last year. Why? Because my credit card expired and I didn't realize it, and then I took a trip, and it

tried to bill it, and it couldn't. And so it was like, you need to update your credit card. I'm like, okay, cool. And then it won't let me update my credit card on the app for some reason. Is there a way to add a credit card? Yeah, I tried to add it. And then like, it wasn't letting me do it. And so then I was like, okay, well, maybe I just need to be at a computer. And so then I logged into the computer. And I can't remember the error it gives me. I mean, I can pull it out and try and screw it.

I was gonna say, like, give me your app. I can see what I could do. I'm so mad if it's fixed because I've been trying to do this forever. And so I've exclusively been using Lyft because I'm sure I have some like, delinquent charge right now in somebody like five bucks. And I'm just. Now you have like a two-star rating on Uber. You on Uber. You're right over deadbeat. Yeah, I tried to do it and I just would not work

Let's see Fam it you guys talk and payment method So if anybody knows how to fix this problem and how to get an HD movie to you H.E. Or even S.D. At HD I'm curious if anyone can find it because Cause I looked for a good long while. I couldn't not find a solutions problem. I just also love that you're like, I have a problem. And it's very serious.

And you could probably just contact customer support and they'll fix it for you. Like I'm never going to do it. But I have a problem. Now it's, listen, I worked in customer service for a long time. And it's like, as soon as I hear hold music, I can't. Yeah. You say my, it's off. Yeah, we, we, we came from that world. So it's like, it took me years before I could call. Yeah, you say my. Yeah, it's off. Yeah, we came from that world.

So it's like, it's just me years before I could call and order food on the phone. I'm glad you can do it online now. I will use live chat. Do you use like live chat for support? I will try that. That's sometimes I'll do that. Yeah. Maybe just have to wait.

I also though, I know I'm way different than every other support customer and live chat because I give them so much fucking information about the problem, you know, as opposed to like, hey, this doesn't work, you know. Oh, right. And then they have to take in so far. Oh, no, and then they have to go through. That's okay.

Going through like Verizon or one of those like customer support things is one of the most infuriating things because like I'm pretty tech savvy. And so like, oh, it's like, it's the best thing in the world when you get a tech guy who understands that you know what you're talking about. And you cut out like 30 minutes.

But then there's the one who's just like, okay, sir, have you, listen, before you go down this list, like I know you got a whole checklist, I want you to know that like, I have unplugged it, I have factory reset it, I've checked everything, it's not working. Okay, so for the first thing we're gonna have you do is unplug the router and like, oh, son of a bitch. Like I'm gonna be here. I will say, I think, I thought the same way, I think the same thing we're gonna have you do is unplug the router and like oh, son of a bitch

Like I will say I think I thought the same way I think the same way a lot of times But I recently had a problem with my cable service where my television wasn't working and it seemed like the box was dead Like I wasn't getting a signal nothing was happening. So I call customer sir. I rebooted it gone through, you know Basic troubleshooting I call customer service and it was the same thing that Chad was talking about They're like okay, that's rebooted try holding Try holding down this button, hold down that button, and it's like, oh, it popped back to life. I was like, oh, they actually, you know, went through the process and going through the steps actually helped. It seems like you're doing a lot of nothing, but sometimes it actually does something. Peter Hayes is going crazy because

he keeps kicking the mic arm, Chad. Oh, am I? He's going to fly here and hit you. I'm so sorry. First of all, wow. Kick him on my arm. Hey, listen, this is a threat from an Irishman. So I love Peter Hayes and also that's awful. I don't wanna do that to you guys here. I'll just encourage on your mic space.

See, that's fine. There you go. He's not gonna stop raising his leg, but he's still just moved the arm. No, I like you do that. I like to throw a finger. I'm gonna bug his. Oh, that's awful.

I can hear it. This is so stupid. Love you. I can hear it. That's awesome. I love you. Do you hear an audio? You're listening to the audio podcast that was Barbara's test. That was my test, yeah. I'm just shivering. Oh, I had someone tweeted me something yesterday

that I didn't think it'd exist anymore. I've told the story before, we have an RTA. Nobody tweeting you. We have an RTA made about it, where like the first date Esther and I ever went on. We went to a Starbucks and I had told her before we went that because of the work that I do sometimes I recognize in public and it was it was bound to happen eventually. We walked into that Starbucks and the brista like was that like a move?

He recognized we tell you like you know just preparing her like because it's a weird thing to encounter with someone. I would just let you know that it's probably going to happen. And it did happen at that Starbucks. And the barista who recognized me tweeting me, he still has the thing that I signed from there. He tweeted yesterday a photo of it. Or I guess his girlfriend or tweeting me a photo of it. And they still have it.

I was like, that's a really weird thing to still have. And to have sent to me, because we, you know, I've talked about it in the podcast. And we have an RTA about it. I mean, if you had a picture with a celebrity that you like, wouldn't you keep it? Yeah, but it was like, it was like a, like one of the things you put a pastry in at Starbucks. It was like one of those things. It was like, basically, it was like a piece of trash. The design.

It was a piece of trash celebrity, quote unquote, who signed a piece of trash. Yeah. And I was, I was, I was shocked to see it and that they still had it. It was like, I'm happy to hear that because I'm always convinced that people just like go, they go through the whole process and getting something signed and they just go, eh, they throw it away. I mean, I see it like on every now and then, someone will tweet at me, hey, look what I found. And they have a DVD store, somebody turned back in a red versus blue DVD.

They're like, four or five people in the house. Like, why don't you get into the trouble getting it signed if you could have transferred like a bot. Could also have been stolen and someone's stolen disc. Yeah, that's a positive rumor. Yeah, I go. That's worse. That's what I think.

So that's what I see you, because you don't want to throw something away from me. Yeah, exactly. So, barfix my problem. Did she? Why'd she shut it off and? Here's the best part. So like I showed her and she's like,

I hear it's not working. Then she goes, I'm so mad at myself right now. She goes, have you tried logging out and then logging back in? And I was like, fuck, I don't think I have. And it's like, I'm pretty tech savvy. I know how to fix things. And I'm like, log out and when I log back in, all the user interface is completely different.

And I'm like, oh, I'm on my son of a bitch. And I'm sure enough, I can put in my payment. So now I can do it. That's the second thing I bring it off and back on again. of a bitch. And I'm sure enough, I can put in my favorite. So now I can do it. I can even get it. That's the sexual training it off and back on again. That, that's the thing that really is. That happened live. That's why they got to walk you through this.

Chad, we had a nightmare when we were doing it because back in the long time ago, we had to do tech support for people on dial up internet. So you would give these people a list of things to do and then you hang up and then they got to go do it. And then they call you back to tell you whether or not it worked. And then one time, one time, the worst call ever. I didn't have to take this and I was like a higher level rep. So I got to deal with some of the more difficult ones. And we had to do a call back because one of our

entry level reps had deleted a woman's wind.inifile on her windows 3.1 machine. And one of us had to call her back and walk her through rebuilding her wind.. I and I filed in DOS. And I played paper rock scissors with the other tech and I won. Did you just say paper rock scissors? Rock paper scissors. Sorry. With the other one. That was like the hot. And I won. I won. I won. I won. I won. I won. I won. I won. I won. Get to call this woman back from Oklahoma and walk her through recreating a wind on I and I file in DOS. He was on the phone five hours that day, I think, with her just going through that one problem, which sucks for her as a customer.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. What's the longest you guys have spent on customer service? Oh, oh, me personally, yeah, as a as a customer. Yeah. Buff. I don't know. I think two hours for me.

Yeah. That's right. Yeah. I think the longest I was on hold was like an hour and 10 me. Yeah, that's done so. Right. Yeah. I think the longest I was on hold was like an hour and 10 minutes. I've done that. That's the worst. Especially when it's a problem you actually need help with. And when you get disconnected, when the call gets disconnected, I have instituted a policy.

As soon as I get through the menu, bullshit, I'm like, all right, hey, just a heads up, I'm going to give you a call back number in case we get disconnected. That has saved my ass so much because, oh, there's nothing more for your inferiority. I hope they call you back though. You do, and I, and that's true, one time they didn't, but most of the time they will, but like, oh, I had this before, I had to do the whole thing. It was all through the steps again and all the bullshit.

And then I go, like, listen, I got disconnected and they're like, okay, sir. So have you unplugged it? And I was like, oh, son of a bitch, here we go again. But then apparently I can't fix Uber. I'm pretty late, it probably worked. Yeah. Yeah.

So then you can take Uber again. Yeah. There's some places, I know American Airlines says this, I'm not sure, I'm sure other places do it. But when you call and there's a wait on their customer service line, you're like, leave your number and like, we'll call you back when there's someone available. We're guessing it's going to be 30 to 40 minutes or whatever it is.

And they just call you back when there's someone available. I love it. I wish, I wish all customer service lines did that. to be 30 to 40 minutes or whatever it is. And they just call you back when there's someone available so you just sit there on the screen. I wish, I'll, customer service line still at that. What do you like it's gonna become more common? Yeah, or we're still going online, just text. Just text. Like people are using Twitter DMs now for support, love that. Yeah, that's correct.

American Airlines has helped me multiple times through Twitter DMs. Yep, you know what? I will, I will. DM with Xbox and say, how the hell do I, I'm not those DMs. I don't have an, yeah, I have HD and I want to go to UHD. What can I do?

But some of this crazy to me, Gus, is we worked in call centers a long time ago. It's like 20 years ago when we worked in call centers. And it's amazing to me how little the technology has advanced. The big thing for me is when you answer the phone, like phone rings and you answer it, which who the fuck's calling anybody these days, and then you say hello, and there's always that long, like four second pause.

Because they gotta pick up the phone. That's exactly what it is. It's a robo-diler, and when they get a connection, then they route it to an agent. So the agent is sitting there, their phone rings, and then they answer as though they're getting the call, but they called you first. And that four second delay to this day,

I can't believe they haven't eliminated that, because it's like, it's a clear indication to me what they called you first. And that four second delay to this day, I can't believe they haven't eliminated that, because it's like, it's a clear indication to me that it's a telemarketing or call center. Then you could hang in first. I literally, I do it every time. If someone doesn't say hello in the first two seconds after I've said hello, I just immediately hand up.

I've stopped answering random numbers because it's been so badly lately. I don't know. It was really bad during the midterm election. Yeah, and then, yeah, it was really, really bad. And it was like, it was going crazy. And like. I don't know. It was really bad during the midterm election. Yeah, and then, yeah, it was really, really bad. And it was like, it was going crazy and like, I don't know what happened. I don't know if this is still like backlash

from the Equifax thing, because that's, like, I didn't have any, the data leakage thing. Yeah, I didn't have any serious information go, but I'm pretty sure my phone number did, because after that, I started getting a bunch of random calls. And so like, people started going to prison for that.

Right? Yeah, for a data leak? like that. Yeah, of course, okay Is it saying and they do things to try and trick you that's the other thing that's like have you noticed that they'll fuck with your credit Like all your personal information that people could take fake credit cards out take out loans in your name. Yeah, someone who got a prison. Yeah, and What I want to know is how are they changing their phone numbers to look like yours? Oh, I wanna know, like they're, have you noticed that? Oh, yeah, yeah.

So, at least always the area, because all the area, because all the area, the phone number, three numbers. And then if they can't, they get as close as possible. So they're like, you know, they're like, for a million. What are they trying to trick you with?

Like, am I calling myself? Yeah, I'm not calling myself, right? I'm not gonna fuck. Oh, it's good. Oh, this phone number's similar to mine. That must be my brother'm not calling myself, right? I'm not calling myself, right? I'm not calling myself, right? I'm not calling myself, right? I'm not calling myself, right? I'm not calling myself, right? I'm not calling myself, right?

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Yeah. The other week when I was waiting for a call back from a doctor insane. Yeah. It's insane. It's insane. So it's a off the charts. And now my phone tells me this is probably spam. Yeah.

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The cut that he got on the stop. Yeah, no. I don't know if it's just because I have a really immature sense of humor, but I was scrolling through my Twitter feed and that thing looked like a penis. Oh, yeah, cut on the top of the thumb. I mean, oh, man, I just looked up. Yeah, I just looked up. So then the title is Adam Baird.

Yeah, Adam Baird gets his dick on up. So then the title is Adam Baird. Yeah, Adam Baird gets to his dick on the other. That's the title for this episode. So Barb put your top back on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. To be fair, Patrick and Barb, you've

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We have Michael B. Jordan chimed in with an answer to a question we had talked about in the podcast previous. Seriously? Yeah. What was the question? We have a little clip here. Do I have that clip cute up? Holy shit. Let's show that clip. I'm skeptical. It's water wet.

Water wet. Yeah, can you get water wet? If you pour more water into water, are you making water wet? I say no. No, I have a firm opinion on this one. I feel like in order to be wet, you have to be dry first. Okay. And I feel like water is hard to get. Yeah. I mean, water is like liquid. It's not wet. It's a liquid. Right. Yeah. So then his answer made me think something. It's very true. By the way, is there a dry liquid? Oh, what is that stuff? Um, dammit. Dirt. No, it's like a combination. Yes. Yes. But that's by definition, that's an oxymoron. A dry liquid. There was this thing that I saw. How does this early? What is it? Glash.

Yeah, but it's glass. It's not liquid anymore. It's a super cool liquid. That's why it flows over time. So then glass isn't, that's not true though. Isn't that true? Oh, that's not true at all. I don't know, I think you're just saying.

It's not true. No. It's true. It's not true? No. It's true. It's not true. Is that fertile? Yeah, Mike got you back. That's an old guy's unite. That's it, that's it, that's it,

that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. That's the only one that's conception. Because you, too, we got Trump. Oh, no. No, no. No, water, that glass is not melt down. You got Trump because we voted for Trump. That's why, that's why.

Not because I didn't know by glass. Glass is not a liquid. I saw this stuff on Red of the other day. It was like this. They had put a bunch of sparkles and swirls in it, but whatever it was, this chunk of something, and as they squeezed it, it became liquid. Oh, is it when you add like baking?

Was it Adam's thumb? Is it baking powder and water or baking? Yeah, I think it's baking powder. Sorry. It's really hard for me to show. Totally missed it, What'd you say? He said, he when you squeeze it, it becomes a liquid. And I said, was it Adam's though?

So cool. How you miss that one, Barb? Packer, fix in. I'm sorry, I was there. It's a super cool liquid from scientific American. It's baking soda and something. I think it's baking powder and water. It's like kind of like a non-utonial fluid.

When like if you squeeze it, it gets hard. And if you let go, it's like, it's a liquid. It was the opposite. They had it. it was like a, the chunk of something, and they squeezed it, and it turned into liquid. And it was like,

it was on, I knew, it was on the subreddit. There's this, there's a subreddit called like black magic fuckery, or something like that. And it's just like weird physics shit. And I saw it. There's an account like that I follow on Instagram. And the title of the account is,

if you high. If you high. Yeah. And they just have like really amazing things on there. It's awesome. I'm always worried to follow like accounts that are just really stupid. Even though that sounds like hilarious account.

Yeah, I'm just worried if I follow it, like people are gonna see me. Because it also on Instagram says, in your feed. So I started following this and it's like, what led you to follow that today? You go to the account, you can't see why someone would follow it. It's just like stuff like that, like cool.

Like they don't look real, these types of things. So scientific American, and this is article in 2007 saying that it's common conception, the glass is a super cool liquid. It is not. So it's a common misconception. It's neither a solid nor a liquid. It's something called an amorphous solid. That's fucking horseshit. They're copping out.

They're taking some weird middle ground on the really horses because they're on amorphous solid. This is the whole like it's a hot dog sandwich. Like it's a hot dog. It's just separate thing. It's a hot dog. You're asking what's the dry liquid? I came up with one glass. It's not it just said it's not a liquid. Yeah, but that's like what it's an amorphous solid. What does that mean?

They just made, they just made shit up. I think they found what you're talking about Chad. Did they? Was it this thing? No, it's not. But that's interesting. That's the one that Bob was talking about. Yeah, that's what I,

this one's the opposite. What is that? Was that, can we finish up? It's some, I think it's baking powder. That's creepy. Oh, that's a non-Newtonian fluid. That looks like to me. Oh, you're fine with the non-Newtonian fluids,

but you're against the amorphous solids, right? Look, it's non-Newtonian is an amorphous solid. No, a gap did a whole video with non-Newtonian stuff. Yeah, it was all the magnetic stuff. Nothing so. Yeah, I'm gonna find this. It's weird. It's like, you're just making it with cornstarch and water. Oh, I'm gonna find this. It's weird, it's like,

you're just making it with cornstarch and water. Oh, cornstarch, that's what I was thinking of. Oh, is it cornstarch in here? No, I said baking powder. What were on the science section of the podcast? Did you see, yeah, we're fucking nailing it. You remember that last year that object came through the solar system?

It was like that cigar-shaped asteroid and people were like, is that a pearl from another planet or is it a naturally... No recollection of this, but I'm going to go with it. It looked like that. No, I never saw that. It passed through the solar system last year and some people were convinced that it was like some probe from another world because of the way it came in.

Well, apparently the, I read this interview yesterday with the head of astronomy at Harvard has asserted that that device was a non-human solar sail that came through to observe the solar system. It's a really interesting interview with him where he covers a lot of topics and we should definitely link it or put it out there if you can read it. But he talks about how the scientific community is inclined to say that it's not a probe or it's not something of alien nature because then that makes you seem like a crazy person. Right.

That's true. He's only confident in saying this because he has 10 years at Harvard that he can get away with saying this. But he talks about some of the ways that a device like this could work and it was really interesting. He talked about almost like, theoretical, right? No one knows for sure, but he said it could be a device where it could work. And it was really interesting. He talked to about almost like, theoretical, right? No one knows for sure. But he said it could be a device where it's almost

like a fishing lure, where it's this object that's in space. And then when our solar system comes by, like it picks up the gravity of the sun, and then that's what kind of like activates and starts dragging it along as well. And it could be that space just has these things in them that their probes from a forgotten civilization, like that they fired out hundreds of millions of years ago.

And we just happened to come across one and it turned on. Voyagers gonna end up somewhere at some point. Right, exactly. They don't get out of the solar system, right? I mean, I know it's like, it's officially out now. It's well, it's left the solar system that we know about, right?

It's left beyond Pluto and Neptune. I think that's how it's going to look. I feel like we're, oh, no, this is Voyager from the 70s. This is actually a really in hindsight, a terrible idea for a satellite, because it basically has inscriptions on it that show what humans look like and how we work, and then directs people to exactly where we are

in solar system, like it with arrows on the planets everything. How is that not a sci-fi premise? Using Voyager. I actually think the first Star Trek movie was Voyager came back and was sentient or like went off and became a sentient AI thing and then it caused problems for humans when they faired out in space later. Right. That was the first Star Trek.

I think so. Yeah. That a bald lady in it. I remember that as a kid. It was like fascinated that there was a bald lady.. I think so. Yeah. That a bald lady in it. I remember that as a kid. It was like fascinated. There was a bald lady. I'd never seen that before in my life.

So. It was a royal time back then. I don't remember anything else about the first star track movie. That's all I remember about it. But the second one, I remember everything about Rathacom. Rathacom, yeah, I remember all of that. No one can ever forget the scene with that centipede and the ear. The worst.

That's like right at the beginning too. I know. I thought about it last night because we were watching the Matrix and they put that bug in his belly button. Yeah. I think you're like, I did the same thing. Whenever they bust that thing out,

I'm like, I think of Rathacon and I'm just, ah. Something about that. Something about it's going in your ears. Yeah. You know what? That was when I was going through this UHD sale on the Xbox.

They remade Evil Dead. Did you know that? What do you mean, remade? Like, they made a reboot of Evil Dead, like with like young like CW stars. Oh, I heard about that, but they changed the direction. It wasn't like camp, there's something about it. Like the Necronomic Conn.

They made Archie into a dark series and they made Evil Dead a talk, a fucking comedy. Well, Evil Dead was campy already. Yeah. Yeah, I think it was that like, it used to be like kind of campy thriller and then now they went like, they went like, gore if I remember right. It's still a movie?

Or is it like a series or? No, it was movie. Yeah, it was a movie. It was 2013. They made an Evil Dead movie. Like, I was telling you, Evil Dead, I just think about him cutting off his hand while he's screaming who's laughing now. And then I think about all the animals on the wall laughing.

It's a weird movie. Have you seen Evil Dead? No. But now I definitely don't want to. It's weird. Yeah. It's real strange. I can't imagine.

Is he cut off his hand in the first one or the second one? First one I thought. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember which is the awful, which has the awful scene with the tree. That's the first that's bad, man like we had I used to work at a skate park surprise surprise and I was buggered. Yeah, and we had a bunch of movies that we would just like have that people could put on and I remember Walking by and somebody just brought in evil dead and there's like kids here and stuff and let's just say there's a scene where a woman's running

Through the forest and a very evil demonic tree grabs her and and there's like kids here and stuff. And let's just say there's a scene where a woman's running through the forest and a very evil demonic tree grabs her and things happen. Oh my God. It's bad. It's a bad scene. It's real bad. Do I fall out?

No. It was, yeah. Anyways, I remember she was like, hey, you know what, maybe we don't like leave this out for children to watch. That's probably good. Let's not do that. Yeah, but they remade that and they remade the thing,

which I guess was a remake, but I always think of the John Carpenter. I think the thing, Barb, the thing. Did you know they remade a thing that in the last five or six years? I didn't know that. How does this escape us? We're just busy paying attention to other stuff.

I guess, maybe it just, maybe it wasn't good. Maybe it slipped into the radar because of that. But I would say though too, it's like, we would be in the demographic that they would market those movies to, right? I would think so. I would think so too. But nope.

I think it's like the kind of thing where you would take your son Duke, he missed him, like the other movies. Yeah, they made it 2011, maybe so, yeah. Did you guys watch Aquaman? I haven't seen it. I did. I saw it. I saw the I did. I saw it. I saw the whole thing.

I saw the whole thing last night too. Wolf. Yeah, you had another fan? That movie's about an hour and a half too long. I thought that bad. How long is that movie? I think it's like just over two hours. It's a lot.

It's a lot. I will say that, and I'm not ruining anything to say the famous actress that's in it. She's in the very top of the movie. No, I don't think so. I was amazed at Cinecole Kidman and she's fucking awesome. Yeah, she's amazing. She was probably the best part of that movie.

No, I thought that they're their faithful interpretation of the design of Black Manta was pretty cool. That was the craziest thing. That trailer came of black man, to it was pretty cool. I, that was the craziest thing. That trailer came out and you saw that it was black man, to I was just like, never in a million years, what I have expected black man, in that outfit to actually make it onto the screen. It's like if Mysterio was in a spider man movie.

It's a fairly mysterious, I think Jake Gyllenhaal is going to play him in the new movie. Really? They put like, are they going to do the forehead? Yeah. That would be impressive if they did, like the big fishbowl head. I think Jake Gyllenhaal is gonna play him in the new movie. Really? They put like, Are they gonna do the Orbhead? Yeah. That would be impressive if they did, like the big fish bowl head. With the big green outfit.

Yeah, it's like, oh man. Or if like, Manesteele came up against Mixelplink. That would be crazy. Yeah, I've been mixed with like, there was a weird era of just bad villains. And I would argue, that man has the best bad villains, dude. I would honestly, the Joker to me is the one that like,

it's like, oh, is this supposed to be bad Joker? Is this supposed to be a good Joker? It's like, it's an evil clown. It's like, it's never, it was never appointed which the Joker seemed to me to be like a good villain on paper, but people fucking love that villain. Especially in the darker stuff, man. Well, I feel like, yeah, with Heath Ledger's portrayal

of the Joker, I mean, I feel like that's the, Jack and I have to be great, John. Jack and I have to be great. Jack and I have to be great, John. Yeah, I feel like there's a bar that's been set. I almost feel like there's, I can't remember a the Joker. I mean, I feel like that's the thing. Jack and I have to be great, John. Jack and I have to be great, John. I feel like there's a bar that's been set. I almost feel like there's, I can't remember a bad Joker. Like people of Mark Hamill's Joker, Mark Hamill's Joker is incredible. It just hurt his voice.

It's like the Jared Leto. Jared Leto. That's the one they don't like. That's the one they don't like. It's such a departure, it seems like, from what that character is. And also it was in Suicide Squad, not movies of training. Yeah, that's true. Are you thinking of Harley Quinn movie. Yes

Are they still making it? I knew it was on the docket or did it get scratched? Oh, I don't know Here's how I can sum up my feelings about Aquaman in one sentence is that Aquaman is the movie that I was worried Thor was going to be oh When I heard they were making Thor, I was like, who the fuck is gonna wanna see this? It's like based in Norse mythology. It's like the weirdest Marvel superhero. It's not like Captain America.

It's not like Batman or Spider-Man. It's like, he's a god. How the fuck are they gonna pull that off? And I went and saw Thor, and Thor was fucking great. Marvel has a handle on that type of humor, the perfect level of humor to action. I feel like they were missing the humor in those first Thor movie though.

Thor is a very different character in the first. A little bit of adventure and stuff like that. But when he plays the arrogant prick when he first gets on Earth and he's like smashing glasses and stuff, it's like there's some funny stuff in there. Yeah, so the hard-to-quinnuvi apparently is Birds of Prey, it's coming out February 2020. Oh, okay.

I also saw that Margot Robbie is going to be starring in a Barbie movie, a live action Barbie movie. She's gonna be Barbie. She's gonna be Barbie. And Harley Quinn. Which I feel like is the role I thought I was born to play. She'd be a Barbie girl and a Barbie world. I was just about to say let's bust out some Aqua. All right. My name is Barbara. You think that's all it takes.

That's all it takes. I'm sorry, you lost your role to Mark. You were close to it. It was so close. Yeah. No one had to go into different directions. You would have been type cat on, Barbara, after that. Have you seen, like, when they people

put pictures of Margarabi next to Jamie Pressley? Oh, yeah. It's fucking scary. They are so similar, but yet you could, like, 100% tell the difference. Right, but even they recognize that they look very similar to one another. Yeah.

That would not be cool. It's like, somebody came along who's like 10 years younger than you would look exactly like you. That would not, that wouldn't like that. That would be a hard thing to deal with. Like, miles later? Oh, like miles later. Miles went through a period where he was dressing

very similar to me. Yeah. I think Lindsey called him out on a podcast once. Yeah, I think he was wearing like that, like, what's it called? The Coreroi jacket. The laser thing that you can have. I'll let you know a little secret though, Barb. Me and Miles don't rely on her looks for her career.

You know, it's like, it's not that important to us. I don't think, I mean, I don't know, I don't want to, I don't want to analyze Miles's career too closely. But yeah, it's like, if someone looks a lot like me, that's kind of okay. It's like, share the misery. We did that bird box video and Andrew was in it. And like every comment that was about Andrew was like, who's knock off Bernie? Who's Bernie's son? Is that Bernie?

Like, Andrew not once have I looked at Andrew and thought he looks like Bernie. No, no, no. Maybe with the blindfold on. Maybe it's just a beard. People get thrown off my beard. Listen, until I always grew up thinking going back to superhero movies again, that everyone in Superman movies was a fucking idiot because Superman would land, put on a pair of glasses, and then everybody would be like, who's this guy?

Who's this crazy nerdy reporter? It's Clark Kent. It's like, he's wearing glasses. You should be able to clearly see that that's Superman. Get at the same time, when Twitter got invented decades later, if people see someone in public who's got glasses in a beard, they're like,

this dude looks just like you. Looks nothing like me. People, they tag gusts in them all the time too. I get like, is someone look vaguely ethnic and not white? That looks just like us. Just like us. And I think it's like, we don't know, but the way the human brain works for facial recognition

is that people, like everyone keys on something different. Like, brow ridge, or nose. I like to take it as a compliment because it means people watch you and stuff very often. They think about you. Yeah, they think about you. I like to take it as a compliment because it means people watch you and stuff very often. They think about you. Yeah, they think about you. I like the people they compare me to you though. You know what's funny?

Yeah, like Andrew, that guy's the worst. And that's like fucking Andrew. And Miles, Blah. There's been times where I posted photos of like me with my brothers or my family. And a lot of people have said that my little brother looks like a white Gus. Which I've never got. I've seen the photos every now and then when you tweet on. There's a pro smash pro player. You guys by

Denty. It apparently looks a lot like me and so we did some stuff in like the pro smash scene for a bit. We had them over and stuff and every pro smash player that I've ever met is just like dude you, you look so much like Denty. Really? Yeah, he's told me his real name's Al, and he's Al Denty. Yeah. That'd be awesome. Denty. That's a real needle scratcher, Gus. Is it not D-E-N-T-Y?

I think it's D-N-N-T-I, maybe? And N-T-I. I think so, I'm sure Broadcasting can pull it up. But especially when I had my hair longer before I cut off the sides, which you got, he saw some of it earlier. Nope, I'm not getting anything. This is part of my guess, what we all just looked down at our phones.

We'll stuff up, we'll be back. I'm trying. We'll look at the pros. And then they got it. No, there's a recent picture. You guys hit, there you go. Yeah, no, when my hair was longer, I don't see it, mate. It's longer now, but it needs to be shorter anyway.

I'm just keen. Hold on. The hair I got. I got to look off this way a little bit. I'm gonna be sad. Who do we sense up to in broadcast? Oh, my God. There you go.

He looks like that guy that everyone gets mad that was on Game of Thrones. It's cheering. That's cheering. I get more of that from him. I don't even know who that guy is, but I just know who, because people got serious.

You know that song is constantly on the radio. That's like, I'm in love with the shape of you. Maybe. I'm pretty sure that's him. I don't play that close attention. Like, I always like see Post Malone and people talking about Post Malone. I didn't realize that I knew Post Malone songs

until I looked down and there's a song I recognized and I saw Post Malone. I feel like I watched a video with someone playing Beat Saber the other day. I was like, oh, that's Imagine Dragons. It's like, okay, I got that. I know who they are now. Do you ever get experienced, well,

I mean, you're children are older now, but I've, like, there's so many, like, the kids' Bob and like popular songs now that are done in like the kid version. I actually, if the your kids listen to Baby Shark. Yes. You know what's so funny? Okay, you cursed me, did I?

Yes, it became you sharks are cursed, dude. Yeah, Bernie asked me the other day, he's like, hey, do your kids listen to Baby Shark? And I think your response was, no, I have not showed that to them, like, you know, just to stay away from it. I literally get home and curious singing different lyrics to that beat.

And I'm like, whatcha doing? And then she's just like, oh, I'm just making up a song and I'm like, is it to baby shark? She's like, oh, and then she's like, hey, Google, play baby shark. And I'm just like, no! And then it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, hey Google, play Baby Shark. And I'm just like, no! And then it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, mama shark, daddy shark. Right now broadcasts getting mad. We're telling the line. I'm not singing specifically.

I'm singing. That's why I'm just saying the lyrics. He's saying. He slammed poetry with the song. I don't know who you're, ooh, ooh, ooh. It sounded pretty musical. That's why, but I wasn't singing the song. Obviously, but I was like, I was making fun of it.

It was like, as, because I heard about this, I gotta hear what this song is. Those kids were going to ape shit for. So I listened to it and I was like, this is fucking stupid. No, it doesn't matter. Five minutes later, I'm singing the song. I caught myself. I was like, I think I stuck. No, it doesn't matter. Five minutes later, I'm singing the song. I caught myself.

I was like, I had got stuck in my head all fucking days, baby shark song. So anyways, it's phenomenal. Kids will listen to it again and again and again. And the song's like, what, like a minute and a half? Yeah. It's not even that long. Oh no, it doesn't need to be.

That's baby shark. There's my, that's my little brother. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. That's David, my little brother. eyebrows and glasses. Oh, a lot of people say, look like white guss. Yeah, let's see, eyebrows. Guss. Yeah, it's the eyebrows.

Guss, go back to him. Can you go back to him? I think, no, good no, sorry, I meant your brother. There we go. Cut. At least with the lighting right now, Guss looks wider than your brother. I'm pretty pale.

Do you wear sunscreen? No. Do you ever get sunburned? I have gotten sunburned before, but it's not common. I hate that you started that with, I have gotten sunburned as someone with Irish heritage. Yeah. I feel like your sunburned right now.

Yeah. Oh, you used lights. Your lights are pretty bright. It's real bad. I've gotten sunburned from a campfire. You ever done that? That seems more like a- The sun's just a big fire.

It just seems more like a contact burn, man. Like a cook. Yeah. It's all radiation, right? This one does it. So, yeah. The sun's just like a big campfire that our climate is all gathered around.

You ever get early, just blew my mind. You ever get sun? It's a small sun. And you can't, you can't grow. You ever get sunburn from a campfire? You mean burned? Oh, I can't. That's why they call it a sunburn.

So they call it that, because you're getting burned by the brain. What's your first son? Yeah, you're just getting a first degree of breath, I think you're right. You're just getting a first degree of burn from the fire. Yeah, like you get it from the sun.

But not in this case, if it's a campfire. What's that? You're just getting burned. It's just a burn. But I'm not touching the thing that's burning me. Right, but it's just close to it. But it was a nighttime, a nighttime cuz you had a fire. I'm in next-kin, dude You know, they got a sunburn from a campfire No, but I could sit next to a Mexican guy or a black guy. They wouldn't get it. I would get it

I see how you're taking all the burns. It's yeah, it's right. I'm my True, I think it's a hundred percent true. I think it's not. It's right. It's my birth. It's in his name. It's his name's sake. I don't think that's true. I think it's 100% true. I think it's 100% true. Artie life. Let's test it. Let's get a camera going right here right now. Well, show the diversity of the company and we'll get somebody with every possible difference.

I'll look at them and we'll put their foot in a fire and see if it burns. It seems like campings are pretty white person thing to do too. Is it my, we are going down a path. I'm trying to think like if I, like if you ever look at like camping, it's a pretty white, right? Do you ever go camping us?

Do you ever do that? Like I'm gonna go camp. I've been camping before. I don't do it anymore now, it's an adult. Right. Yeah, I did a lot as a kid. I just did a recently and I got sunburned from that. No, five. Yeah, I'm going to read the thing. You got to get one. Everyone, this episode of Reheat Podcast is also brought to you

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Like all the way down, bold. Like bald? Yeah. Kenshe wear wig. You look good bald, I think. But you could pull it off. No. We need all the details though. Kenshe wear wig after You look good bald, I think. You could pull it off. No. We need all the details though, like,

can she wear a wig after? Sure, sure, sure. It's just a shave. Just a shave, you're hair. It's like a big deal. She took a long time to grow that hair. It's a growing hair is tedious. And I'm on camera a lot, like.

I just say, you said something you would do. It'd be, it'd be like a problem million bucks. Could we throw in the eyebrows as well for free if we're having to pay that much for hair? Yeah, why not? Yeah. Well, is it real quick? So when you'll,

you wouldn't do it for $500,000. I, okay, I would do it for $500,000. Okay, would you do it for $300,000? Every million have those out of range. $300,000, you're acting all incredulous, but do you have this money? No. I mean, if you came out only 50 grand in a metal suitcase,

you probably would do it. A million is a metal suitcase. I feel like it is a little ridiculous. I do see that now. Because I think if someone actually had, here's $300,000 to shave your head, I'd be like, okay. And you could donate it to Locke's for love. I had a guy that I worked with. He would always carry about $1500 in cash

on him at all points in time. And I was like, why do you carry that much cash? And he said, because if you're ever doing a, he's more of a country guy, so he'd like go buy stuff or whatever, he said, people have a price on something. And then like say they wanted $800 for something. And he just would pull out $600 and say,

will you take this? There's something like psychologically about when people see cash, they can, yes, they're like, yes, I will take that. And like they see it and then they take it well then they got a declared and like They come here with 50 grand in a like a metal case like a briefcase like it's game show is it here it is You probably like fuck I could do this. Oh, I don't know if I do it for less than a hundred grand That's a car dude a hundred grand. Yeah a car This is like how long does it take to throw that That's a car dude. A hundred grand. Yeah.

A car. How long did you take the road that back out? This would take years. Like this length probably six years. I've tried in years. Yeah, I've tried to go all the way out a couple of times. If you wanted to do that. You're coming out.

You're hiding here anyway. I know. You can't be any. You could just keep something in there. I'll just sew it into your feet and you're up there. Yeah, exactly. How much would you know? How much would you do that now, Gus? Chad, how much?

What? I did a 50k. How about 25k? We can crowdfund that. Go fund me. And we don't shave your head. We wax your head. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

It has to be like, we're gonna probably get a chance. You know what, you know what's just happened to me? A professional waxer. You know what's just happening right there? What? I traveled back in time to extra life. All right. I just haven't done that on there.

I have my legs waxed. Could you imagine getting like over your ears and like your beard, having a wax your beard? Okay. That got thrown out this year for extra life, by the way. That was one of the things we were talking about. Like punishment. Yeah, wax the beard for punting.

And I was like, I legitimately was worried that if I waxed my beard, it wouldn't grow back right. Cause like, I already had trouble growing hair like right here. And so I was just like, if we waxed it, like I might really like not be able to grow beard anymore. Yeah, yeah. Like it probably wouldn't grow back the same way.

Yeah. Just like different. My dad had a weird thing where later in life, he got salivary gland cancer. My dad like had everything. I feel like he went through, had heart surgery, had diabetes, he got cancer, so I think I have to check every fucking box

cause my dad, but he lived to like 85. So he had salivary gland cancer and it was like after he dealt with skin cancer and other stuff before him, we're like, I think I got salivaryink Cancer, they took it out or whatever. Turns out we found it later. It's like one of the lowest or highest mortality rates for cancer is celebrated. Really? Because they don't catch it a lot. And anyway, he got the removed. He was totally fine. But he got radiation treatment. And

so they had, they actually gave him like a little tattoo for the markers, the corners, the square that they were using to radiate them. But the weird thing was, he got it, he was like late 60s, I think he got that done. He, that patch, that square, perfect square, no hair would grow ever again. So if you, when you got five o'clock shadow, he had this square missing out of the middle of the

which covered part of his mouth as well. And it was like super smooth skin as well. So that's the secret to like permanent hair loss. If you want to never have to shave again. Just get cancer all over your face. You don't have to get the cancer, you just get the treatment. Just get the radiation.

Camp fire. Yes, that would be a lot easier. It's good. Just said, real close to a campfire, get a sunburn. Yeah, that's crazy. Like it was a hard line. Just like the absolute line in his face. It's crazy when that radiation gun sunburned his face.

See, right? Listen. The sun is just a giant campfire in the sky, right? It's a campfire that's burning in space. That's it. That's what I said. That's it. The fire is not a sun, though,

so you can't get a sunburn from a campfire. But, right. So, why do you specify that it's a sunburn? You're the one who did it? You're the one who did it? What qualifies the sun, though? It's just a star that's nearby. That's all I've done. Right, you know what the sunburn. You're the one who did it? You're the sun. What qualifies the sun though? It's just a star that's nearby. That's all I've done.

Right, you know what the sun is. Just like we named fire and burn. So I'm saying, it's like a really, a campfire, it's like a really small star. That's really close. So if I want you, it's, can we get a pole? All right, can we get a pole?

Yeah, please, can you get a sunburn from a campfire? Only one person can answer. Or is it sunburn from a campfire. Only a bird can put a name. Or is it just a burn or can't fire burn if you really want to give it a name? My only white people think it's going to be totally taken out of contact. No, that's going to come back a thousand times.

Well, this is like things. Yes, it is. Like, the moon gives you moonlight outside. So if you put a light up outside, that's not moonlight. Just because I actually technically the light that comes with the moon is the sun reflecting off. Yeah, but still so we're got no moon burn my brain just stopped working. I have gotten them. I hear you're ready. Have you? No. Okay. And you're gonna suffer from cap

I better be a cop like this. Please, I look forward to seeing where this goes. These people don't know. They won't get in the 90s, 10, and over under on four pages, so I'm happy with them. Here it comes. That doesn't even add up to 100%. Oh, look at that, that's a nightmare. Wow, fuck you.

Go outside nerds. Can't out, maybe you have just stuck inside all day. Maybe you're getting burned from your fucking monitor, dorks. Do they get sunburns from their monitor? What's they do? They get sunburns from their monitor? What's that? Do they get sunburns from their monitors? If they're watching a video of a campfire, maybe they do. Maybe they do.

This is as balanced as a definitive as the toilet paper over under her. I feel like this is one time you really needed Gavin on the pod. I think this is legitimate. If 13% of the people answering this have said they've gotten a Plumber from a campfire. That was insane. No, that's not. That's not. I was saying can you.

That's not how else would they know? They've gotten, they were really outdoorsy people. They weren't indoor nerds taking poles. So they went outdoors, they went to a campfire, and they got burned. I'm sure it was a 14% now. I like that you've been soaking them. I know.

Are you sure what you did? Come to my side, idiots. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad.

I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad.

I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. when you were outside earlier than you? Yeah, when the sun was out, what's that? What did you do outside that from the campfire? Why do you think you didn't get it during the day? I'm gonna look this up.

Let's see what scientific American has to say. I think it's gonna say it's a burn. We can end that poll. It's pretty much settled. Yeah, 14% of people, 15, right at the end. Was this more conclusive than the toilet paper? No, the toilet paper was more conclusive. It was 90 times.

It was close. A sunburn, let's see if auto-complete helps me out here. Oh, it's from a fire. It's the third thing asked. Oh, no, okay. People ask if you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. Okay. It's glass of liquid.

It's the third one down also, by the way. You get summers of the sun, but not from a candle. So the temperature of a fire would need to be somewhere between the two before you get a preschool UV and any sunburn risk. Harder than a candle but not as hot as the sun. So we're between this. There's a bit of a scale for your cat. Everything's a spectrum. Black body radiation.

This is core.com. That's all fake stuff on there anyway. Let me see. Can you get it? That's probably your best bet of getting them to agree with you though. Are you sure it just wasn't from earlier in the day when the sun was out? And you just didn't notice it?

You know what you don't notice? Yeah, because then it hurts later. Yeah, or the next day. But it's just like, holy shit, I was close to that. It's close right there with all the logs. Infrared radiation can cause permanent changes in the skin, common causes are heating pads, sitting too close to fires or stoves

and more recently laptops on the tops of your thighs. Which is a burn. It's just a burn. Yeah, but it's just, it's just, it's just, okay. Okay. Okay. All right, it's just, okay. All right, we're going to wrap up. Before we go, I want to remind everyone that RTX tickets are, RTX Austin tickets are available for sale. He just came out. So we go, look, we got a graphic for it. It's July 5th to 7th.

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