Rooster Teeth Podcast - Back...To The Future! - #346

Episode Date: October 20, 2015

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Why am I in the hatch in Trillow? I just watched Kill Bill Volume 1 and the big fight with her in the crazy 88s There's like three will hum streams in that. Yeah, it's it's awful. It's awful And it's in a movie where the audio and visual are like way over the top Yeah, well it's it makes sense when it's just a random dude or some henchman But when they put it on main characters dying it's ridiculous. You should never do that in a movie. Like a dark mall, I'd die there. I really watched that crap pierce Brosna movie about volcanoes.

Volcano? Nope. Dante's Peak. There you go. Like a main character dies. There's going to be one movie that he's in a volcano. No, no, he's in the... There was two movies that came out one year and they were both about volcanoes in Los Angeles.

Probably Jones was in the volcano one. Right. And then it had like all this racial references at the end because everyone was covered in ash and some kids like they all look the same. I never saw them. I'm kind of glad I didn't know. Have you seen some dude Meltz in lava? Meltz?

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It would happen. I think my shoes would catch fire because the rubble would start melting and just erupt into flames. How high is the lava? It was more on rocks. It was pretty hot. But then the lava... I already knew that.

The rock would become hard and cool down. So you never break foot. You never break foot. I you have a brick foot. I have a brick foot. Yeah, I think. I don't think I can melt in three inches of lava. I'm looking it up. How hot is lava?

It's right. Lava, uh, when it could be just under a lot of pressure. And not actually. What if it's not that hot? When lava reaches the ocean, it is 2085 degrees Fahrenheit. That's not hot or 220000 degrees Fahrenheit somewhere in that range. That's like my oven does up to 500. Wait, wait, how hot?

2000. Oh, I thought you said 200. No. Yeah. It's hot. It's just a vegetable. No, 2000. You're gonna hold it for more than a minute or two.

So it's like full ovens. Yeah, that's unbelievably hot. I think your foot, like your shoe would melt, but your foot would also spontaneously combust as well. Can you melt bone in lava? Sure, why not? Well, I mean, when you get cremated, it turns into ash, right? Yeah, not necessarily. I just learn this when they cremate anything, or living, no, I'm not living thing, that's just burning something to that. And when they cremate, the remains of something, a lot of times they end up with bones and there's another part to cremation where they just like grind up the bones.

Oh, that is true, that. I love that blend episode. Yeah. That's my favorite. So cremation chambers are between 1400 and 1800 degrees. So just slightly less hot than lava. A little hotter than cremation. Do you think the mortician ever cooks Thanksgiving turkey in there?

Because that would take a minute. It would take two minutes. It would take two minutes. You wouldn't tell anybody at your dinner party. It isn't a part of good tasting meathouse-sla-li-a-cooks. Like if you threw something into the sun on a rope and pulled it back. It would be- And letting all the juices kind of like bubble up.

Bubble up? Yeah, but the thing about turkey doesn't have time to dry out, if it's cooking for 14 seconds, it's like something, pull it out. We could cook a turkey in lava and say, if you could do a thing where you had a device where you could swing food through it.

And it comes out completely cooked in one second. Would you get one of those? If it was like, it's a device that you swing food through? Yeah, could you put it on a lazy Susan? Like I don't want to swing it. Could you put on a device? You don't want to swing it. That's too much effort. Yeah. Well, I don't eat a lot of swingable foods. I mean, like what happens if I'm having to eat? I just have like a piece of

meat. Like a turkey attached to a string by one of the legs. Yeah, you just on a meat hook and just or to the castle. You could put it like, I don't know, in a glass one of the way. Yeah, you just like, on a meat hook and just, or during the castle, you could put it like, I don't know, in a glass container of some kind. Or in tinfoil. Right. And swing it through. But this device, I would buy. This device, it's just like in stupid.

I would. This device costs $50,000. That would buy it then. No. It's got to get down to like the $300. This is the guy who wants to be on Kickstarter. Did you hear about the Kickstarter? They got booted off for being too fake.

Oh, yeah. Laser-hazer. I had talked to you about this like a couple of weeks ago, I was about to have a house stupid in it. I already like went to a Monday to it. How did they determine it was fake? Because... Where are you going, it's your start.

Uh, there's a rule on Kickstarter that says, you have to have a working prototype or a believable prototype. So, did they submit the prototype to Kickstarter typically? I think Kickstarter can ask them for it. Yeah, and I think they had one that kind of worked but it only so it was a late it was a it was a razor but instead of blades it had like a little high-powered laser on it and that's what would I just see your hair off and their prototype barely worked. Yeah it seems like it would be horrible when it goes through your skin It lays a bath your skin anyway I don't know like I like my skin. I have a laser that will cut through plastic

But I don't know what it would do to my skin. What you have a laser that cuts to plastic Yeah, I didn't even ever brought that laser to the office. Well, I don't think I can travel with it It's in the UK. I don't I'm not sure you can travel with a laser pointer. I'm a male it here It's just a laser pointer that gets, it's really powerful. I could cut through. Yeah, it's like a shopping bag. Thousand millawatt green laser or something. By the way, it can pop. Like blister packaging? What kind of plastic does it cut through? Look at, like a black rubbish bag. You just like, and it splits. How many, how many of you go shopping in Austin? I've been shopping every now and then. Every now and then for groceries and food. Yeah, typical normal activity.

Two of them. So a few years ago in Austin, they instituted a ban on plastic bags in Austin, which is those little flimsy plastic bags. You're not allowed to get them anywhere anymore. So you bring your own reusable bags. But because nobody brings your reusable bags, they also will sell you bags at the store which are just bigger thicker versions of the old bags. They use more plastic or the paper ones, yeah. Which thick plastic ones are you?

You know, go to HV and get the thick plastic bags. They're like thicker recyclable. They're round ones. They're there. But I mean, it's more wasteful, right? But you can recycle these so you can reuse it Yeah, the other ones you couldn't recycle they're not very biodegradable. They turn into like crap though the thin ones Yeah, okay dusty and weird so the new ones are better even though it's way more material correct

So this is a good place that gives me those flimsy plastic bags. There's a place I go to as well But I don't want to call them out. I don't like them to get trouble. There's your place dominoes Really dominoes, but wait with it whenever I order from Domino's, I usually order. If it's hot food, they're still allowed to put it in a. They put the salad in there. Oh, that's why it's healthy. I don't know. It's like one of the weird loopholes.

Domino's gives that hot. If you go to each of you and you buy like one of those pre-cooked, rich, three chickens, they put those in plastic bags Interesting so someone tweeted us a video. I can't pull it up to send it here. Why not a man stepping on lava Yeah, what happens to it? I've seen that there's a shoot nothing It flames around the side of his foot. No that does he like it's like I look it up a control room All right, he's pulling it up. Oh see that's that's already going cold though. Yeah, that's cool. But you got to be able to melt bones at some point. If you can melt, I don't think you melt bones.

I think they grind up and get brittle in the fire. We don't really melt them. Well, I wouldn't think you can melt rock, but you apparently can melt rock. So if you can melt rock, you can melt bone. Yeah, I mean, your heart is molten rock. I mean, that's what it is. So it seems like it's something that doesn't melt.

What doesn't melt? Paper. Because it just like, it's not true. At home I have a jar of liquid paper. That's true. It's not true. It's not true.

It's not true. It's not true. I appreciate it. I don't get it. Thank you. Guys like my state's a matter of. It's like liquid paper. They're white out white out Do you know what we've been to a little bit paper? Oh Tip X no one of the monkeys mother really invented it like the band the monkey looked at up. No like an actual I don't know No, like an actual ape I don't know if there's like another group called the monkey or something

Seven-eight You know Coco was signing gorilla, his mother That's crazy, she's super talented Wow, way more advanced than us Sorry, it's just too easy, just couldn't mean I realized Sorry Oh, this is the... Oh, yeah, he's watching that video. So he's not putting his foot in. Yeah,

it's such a quick step. He's putting it on the top of the cool pot. But still it, that was a little flash of flames. So you were talking about like swinging your food through, like, something that would cook it really fast. Yeah. And someone tweeted me with this leak, happy, uh, Senate tweet. So have you ever seen those commercials for the, so like a Japanese self-improvider, or they do like two second cooking? Oh, and it's like when they like firing it through shrimp like the flames and everything. Yeah, that's awesome

That's really cool. It's not real, but it's obviously I mean, I think there's they have two different commercials like that one where they make like Like Tim Perro fried shrimp and another one where they make like dumplings or something It's just a elaborate can and set up. I appreciate the high-speed footage It was done well. What happened over there? You were just freaking out. Star Wars tickets just went on sale. What? Yep. Star Wars tickets just went on sale. So I will be over here. Pause in the podcast. Prepare for everybody just tune tune out of the podcast me saying that by the way, but uh, Star Wars at the marathon. We have sometimes we have shitty timing with the podcast. Yeah,

this study is fucking crashing left and the podcast. Yeah, this side is fucking crashing left and right. And this is one of those times Star Wars tickets are going up and the trailer is going to be played tonight. Really? A half time during the filming. No, I just think either they like to go see movies at okay. And their site is fucking crashed. Go figure. That happens. It's cool. I think some people want to see. So the internet can't handle any amount of bandwidth. Right. Like if 40 people show up to something, it's like crash. Right? Is that a new thing? It seems like they used to be able to handle because stuff was just like every web page was like 5k. I don't know if you get like more people. I was like this and then it would dipped because

Twitter used to be too full of time and then it Yes, it really happened anymore But back in the day, there was like people would talk about the slash dot effect You know by the way, we sending lots of traffic really quickly star wars in 3d or no I'll say it in 3d absolutely Did you get them? Sure, we're not Yeah, he does talking This could be like the the YouTube episode of the podcast someone else on Twitter sent me a link of this guy

Cooking stakes over Milt Lava. That's awesome. That was a real one excellent combination of conversations that. So who yeah who was that? That was one or T's 300. Thank you very much. What was that molten rock or metal? What was that? Metal. Metal. Milt. Grilling steaks with Milt Lava with this barbecue over a thousand degrees Celsius. That's all it says. So fucking hell. I want to do it like. Do you want pizza?

No. You want to eat some pizza? You got to rehydrate it. It was Mike Nesmith's mom who invented a liquid paper. Yeah, Mike Nesmith. Yeah. From the monkeys, right? Yeah.

Yeah. And someone else followed up saying that that was, I guess, the people at Syracuse University. They did what? Who cooked their steaks over lava? Oh, yeah. Focus. Um, yeah. So yeah, that's totally the perfect synergy of all of our car.

Lava is one of those things where you just want to look at it. I would just look at lava flow. It's true. If I could have a lava lamp of real lava, I would. That's one of those things you could say that's also doubles as a really nice compliment to a lady You know your lava just want to look at you if You also be really creepy. I just want to look at you

Stop it What when you guys do it? Why is the creepiest compliment you've ever received? The creepiest compliment I've ever received? Yeah, like a compliment that was intended as a compliment but you were just like, you. I don't know, I haven't really received very many creepy compliments. When I meet fans in terms they say like, oh, I like I watch you every day but that's mentioned like a, I watch your videos type thing. Yeah, that's not creepy. It is if you don't do videos. But that's mentioned like a outwector video setting. Yeah, that's not creepy.

It is if you don't do videos. One of the most common things I have in a moment whenever I meet people from the audience is that they talk about how weird it is for them to like, especially for those of us that are on the podcast with I think like I know so much about your life. It's like weird to see you and start talking to you and you know you don't know me But I understand that perfectly because I'm like a huge fan of a lot of like talk radio shows like Howard Stern and all that stuff You know so much about those people so I totally get that. Whatever that happens I just try to freak people out when they say that Wait talking American accent. No, it's just so weird to like see you in real life and all these stuff like I'll just like come right at that face. I always touch people

I just come right at their faces Go for you, Gamo. Can we do it in the Pinchay? No, I'll show you. It's totally fine. I was just coming right at the fence That's what you did the first time we were both in Austin to work. You just kept poking me. Yeah, I was like you're real Bob you guys had never met before that. Yeah, we had this week. I think I'm so much on Skype and that Oh, come on It's never gonna. Would you all meet the first time? Was it at the Congress office? The future? No, it was actually at the Ramses. Yep.

I had never met Gavin before and I was on, I think it was Spring Break, there's in February, which is weird. That was the time where you got Bean stuck to your head. It's true. And I decided like basically that night I'm gonna like, I'm gonna go to Austin next week and visit the Ramses and Gavin and actually like be there for vacation and then you were sitting in the living room when I walked in And it was most awkward first meeting I've ever had with another human being. Oh please go on He was sitting facing the TV playing video games and I walk in cuz Griffin picked me up at the airport So me and Griffin walk in and I go hey and he goes oh, hey, and then like keeps playing well, and I'm like Nice to meet you.

Well, Jeff had a jockey on his head, and I had to save him, all right. And it was fine after that. But it was just like, nice to meet you after seven years of knowing you. Yeah, it's just, yeah, casual. So, yeah, I do that all the time to Dan. And I think he's to freak him out.

Because it would be like, I think even the first time I ever met him, and I think he's to freak him out. Because it would be like, I think even the first time I've ever met him, which is like, oh, he was up. And just like going on with about my day. And I think it wasn't until I'd met him like that, like four times before he was like, it's really, I'm like, he said something about it, like calling me out about how weird it was. It was like, oh, yeah. I just had that, uh, recently I was going through some old archives of photos.

And I just, I had that photo of you guys outside the congress office you guys look like your ten years old and that i swear it's so crazy that's twenty one well barbrang gavin young sorry barbrang gavin i just want to look at it

we should look at that video where you've got beans on your video. It's on your video, I think. Is it on your video? What do you have beans in your hair? So I don't really know, but we had breakfast tacos that morning, and I assume that I got them on my hand and just wiped it on my forehead. When I look at Barbara and Gavin, I get a lot of vine snapshots.

We should make some more vines. We should make some more vines. Somebody can try and look up beans. Well, if you, it's actually if you just search Vimeo Barbra D. Barbra D. There you go. It's the first profile. We have top man on it. It's a really short video. It's also where all my Jackie videos are. It's like 30 seconds. Barbra D. It's not all one word either. Barbara Deion Vimeo got you right here. There you go.

There's a way to see all the videos somehow. I really miss the days when I could get to the White House. I'm going back to Star Wars tickets. It did. He just stopped trying. Do we got it? No. Son of a whore So when the Star Wars come up. What day is that December 18 18

2015 that seemed like such a long time away at one point What's that and that's like two months. Yeah, now it's really soon less than two months That was a quick year that one 2015. Yeah, zoomed that was really fast It was it was really fast. We were doing a lot of stuff that like, it's like, I feel like we're doing a lot of work that takes a lot longer to get done, you know? So it just seems like the whole year went by

and it's like working on like three or four projects that are just massive projects. I was just thinking I have to put out a Guardian application soon for RTX Austin. It's just like damn, that crept up fast. I just do that in December. Coming up. Yeah. Just in time for Star Wars. Yeah. Yeah. I really like years like this after like 10 years of doing Red versus Blue and just like

finishing episode, start another episode, finishing episode, start another one, you know to me. And then as soon as we're done with that like race back and do something else. You're talking about how the Ruby game was green lit. Let's talk about how the Ruby game was green lit Oh great idea Bernie I'm full of them. We'll just talk about it The Ruby game was green lit. Yes, so thank you all for your votes. It was green lit in two days. Yeah, so Ruby Grimm eclipse went up on green light Thursday, right? No, it was Wednesday. Wednesday. Yeah, so one up for those of you who don't know, green light is the like independent branch

of steam where you go and you get voted on and you get in the votes, then you're green lighted for steam and you can sell your game on steam at that point. So do every game on steam go through that? No, I think it's like for an avenue for indie games. Who don't have a publisher. I assume that, you know, valve games don't need to go through Right, what was the thing the valve just did where the gave away every single Game in the valve Family to edge because current and future to the Mac. Yeah, the steam link does not currently work on OS 10

So if you purchase the steam link For an OS 10 computer then they just gifted you the entire valve catalog. But at this point, who doesn't, like if you wanted to play a valve game, you already own it. Right? Like it's not like Half Life, Half Life 2. Yeah, I got all that. Team 422.

I mean, there's nothing at this point. I don't think that anybody would be really chopping at the bit for. Well, they said current and future. Yeah, but you think you can, you think the future, they're going to charge anything for games. Are they just going to pursue the freemium model after selling a million hats and 242? What they make like poll three. I'm going to give it away.

I guarantee you there's going to give away every game from now on. Are they making a portal three? There's a big switcher. Then that's a big switcher. I really hope so. That's a big switcher. You also just got the steam. I got the steam link, which he's talking about and I got the steam controller. I've previously announced the steam link, which is just announced that. I got the steam link, what you's talking about. And I got the steam controller.

I've previously announced the steam link, which is just announced that. Why is the steam link? Steam link like takes your PC and puts it on your TV. You know that picture mode. It's basically the steam stream machine. Steam streamer. Like you don't need an actual steam machine anymore.

Yeah, you just streamed in this box basically. I want that. How much is that? I'll give you one. You'll give me one. No, you're on box, I have two. Yep, two. I'll give it to you. I'll take it.

Damn it. Because the really the killer for me was, I use the controller, the steam controller. That thing, I don't like speaking negatively, but I think Valve can probably take it. That thing is not good. Did you use it? Yeah, the city used it.

I wasn't. What's wrong with it? I wasn't listening. I was only on the podcast. What's not good. Did you use it? Yeah. You just said he used it. What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? It was only on the podcast. What's that? What's wrong with it? The thing with like the two pads? Oh yeah.

Just the functionality stuff. Is that out? I posted it on Twitter and then I did a thing on Periscope. Follow every single one of Bernie's Instagram. You don't, yeah, fuck off. What's wrong with you? Come on, you're sick. No, but yeah, I got the steam.

I ordered them day one. I pre-ordered them. And then they just randomly showed up at my house on friday and so i have it i should have brought it in it yeah it yeah it's terrible so it's a little picture of it but it's like it's you do when you go to play it first of all the buttons that are uh... if you just compare to like an xbox one controller for instance the buttons are the same colors and all that stuff, but the arrangement is such that it's left thumbstick buttons

then right thumbstick on the other side of the buttons. As opposed to left and right thumbstick being next to each other and the buttons on the other side of that. That's backwards from both the PS4 and the Xbox one. I wonder why. I don't know, I don't know because I guess the thing that the right thing

is like a pad, like a touchpad on a notebook. And so it's meant to be like, so you can navigate a computer screen and control steam link and like load games and stuff. Here's the thing about that controller. I looked at it and I thought that looks like garbage. But obviously I just haven't used it. I don't understand it yet.

Right. I'm expecting it to be understood. But the fact that it's, I mean, I could have told them that it's crap just from looking at a picture. Yeah. It's it was really pretty disappointing. Honestly. Huh. That's your bad. So I guess they had announced it. Like it was the first I'd heard of the steam link, I guess. Or maybe I've forgotten about it because I was like, oh, that's cool. I went ahead and purchased it, I guess.

How often do you hard reset your Xbox one? And I mean, like, pushing on the light until it clicks off. Yeah. Rarely. OK. But like maybe once a week. That's not rare. Is that not rare?

So here's what happens when I do that. So I'll turn it off. Go click. It will power down. And my connect then, when I turn the Xbox back on my connect will be off and here's a feature of the Xbox my Xbox specifically my connect will remain off for three weeks what and then it comes back like getting you connect I can I can unplug it and plug it back into the Xbox and it won't lay up and almost to the day three weeks later every time it just comes

back on. What is happening there? Is it going to break? Just three weeks break? It's moving up. It's more vacation than I take. You know what I mean? I mean when I'm having a problem with something and the information the thing is giving

me about its problem is not accurate. And I just went through this twice recently where I have an account that has a password on it. And I was trying to get into it and it said account not available like or service not available, service not available, service not available. And I was like, damn it. I kept trying, trying, trying to finally call tech support. And they said, oh, you're locked out. Your password was locked out. And I was like, why didn't the fucking thing tell me my password was locked out? And they're like, oh, that's an additional security measure. It's like, give me a fucking break. And then I even found out that it had a system I've never heard of before for locking

someone out of a password. When you get locked out of using your password, too many attempts. Too many attempts. What's a normal amount of attempts? Ten. Yeah, I would say three as well. But this thing is like that, if you do three incorrect password attempts on this account, it will lock you out of it Except it's not three in a row. It's just three

So I could have done it once in 2014 and did it wrong then something earlier this year and then happened to type just type out it now It goes you're locked out. Why I don't know why I've never heard of that in my life I've never seen let me tell you something. It seems like it's every fucking program is job at every place where they make anything. Any kind of code. There's some engineer at every company goes, I'm gonna come up with my own fucking password requirements

and I'm gonna change the world. My dopey ass fucking password requirements. Like, oh, you can't use a dot or you can't use two of the same letters in a row. Go fuck yourself. They don't tell you until you put in a password that's not allowed. It's a period. It's like, oh, yeah, no special characters. Like, you, you coded it to tell me no special characters. Why couldn't you say that when I first put the password in? Or just how about this? Let me use the fucking special characters. You know what I mean? Right. It's also funny when you

reset your password because you've forgotten it that you've had to do the link in your email And then you see the requirements of the password and you're like oh now I remember my POS one yeah, yeah, no I've reset first letter had to be capitalized right Yeah, oh, oh it has to have one capital. Okay got that. I know what's the letter I would capitalize my password This is how I lost pass is the best Pass until I get attached super okay Super okay Raving or I just feel like after I adopted last pass first of all like I fucking hacked

First of all thanks guys for that I didn't hack it No but you told us use it for years and we finally use the password manager I'm surprised you wanted to use one service for all of your passwords Maybe I use more? Maybe I use more maybe I use more That's all you keep track of them which password manager The last pass on it. I did I finally passed it at last

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I had a bad problem with that. Oh, that was awesome. I got right into the mic. No, that was awesome. The, sorry, that gaming setup, my treadmill, right? was sitting right into the mic. No, that was awesome. Sorry, that gaming setup, my treadmill, right? And that's in the garage. But the reason why it's a gaming setup is because it's also,

the Xbox says everything you want to do. At least it does everything I want to do. Like it plays Netflix as well. Except for the last month and a half, my signal, I guess, in the garage has been super shitty. And it's like, I play a Netflix movie for almost exactly two minutes, which is just enough to get into it. And then it stops and said, this title cannot be played at

this time. Please try another title or try again later. And I'm like, OK, and so it's like I tried that, tried to reconfiguring my router, all that stuff, tried to make it the DMZ host so they could like push data through it. Nothing worked. Every other fucking Xbox that I have or Netflix device that I have worked like a charm. This one box wouldn't play it. You know what it was? HDMI cable was bad. Really? Yep. Because it was dropping the HDCP

protection. Weird. And it was like, and then apparently Netflix doesn't tell you when it's doing that. At least on the Xbox, it just lets you play it for two minutes and it says oh, there's no HECP on this device so cuts it out But they don't fucking say that so I was troubleshooting this data issue for like four or five days and then finally So dumb yeah I think it's all but yeah, yeah, what are you fixing on me? Oh, thank you. I'm looking yeah But yeah, I need to fix something on it. What are you folks fixing on me? I'm making them look good. Yeah. I have an update about my coin. I mentioned it last week because I just got the coin and I couldn't get it to work Still never got it to work

Thanks for the update. How many places you tried? Everywhere I go. Have you tried it since you talked about it? Yeah Yeah, got it suck. It doesn't work not one so bad and I want to cut it up But it says don't cut it up because it might explode You might cut the battery. Yeah. Yeah. God it sucks. It doesn't work. Not one. So bad. And I want to cut it up. But it says don't cut it up because it might explode. You might cut the battery. Yeah. It worked for me once. You're here? Yeah. I think we're set a coffee shop somewhere. It's been so long since it actually did work. So I can't fucking remember. I think I can make it work. I make it work like 85 percent of the time. How? Where are you going? Places. Places that I don't need to tell you about. We should do, we should do an experiment. All three of us go to the same place and try to

use the same terminal and see if it's, we have to affect that. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Or if there's some other problem here. Yeah, it's a great idea. We're going to get you two in the same place outdoors. We went to the fucking thing yesterday. We were actually yesterday. We're all in the same place. Oh, we did. By the way, Barbara, we beat your fucking time at the puzzle room yesterday. It's okay. No, it's not okay. It's great. We didn't have someone you also had experienced doing that other puzzle room that we did last time I'm gonna let you a little secret. I'm gonna take away from our victory a little bit Okay, the lady who ran the puzzle room is a little bit too helpful. We think yeah in there She lived with two help others last time. Yeah, she added that minute party. No, no, she was just like

Just by helping you I mean we get a little we get little hints every now and then because she could tell you were doing really poorly And by the way when we're all done with it We could all figure out the last part of it what went wrong with you guys who got too bossy as soon as we were done with it We're like oh, yeah, that was it and someone being bossy and that thing would have been tough Although Joel Rubin went with us and he was like in role-playing mode Yeah, and like giving his character voices and stuff and i was like you need to stop right you need to stop the role play went into the dining room all right to tell you about my husband and we're like shut up shut up like you start like telling a story like

backstory like going up just stop stop so what do you think of this one compared to the wizard one i thought the game was fun but the art direction of the room was not up to part and they Openly admitted that as well We said like there the way the room looks won't be as good, but it was I thought I was a green puzzle Yeah, yeah It's weird whenever we do those things. I always think the room's gonna be so much bigger than it actually is Yeah, we're just taking you to the gym didn't really shit this room's like Fucking seven by three. Yeah, just gonna hurt the nobody thoughts.

Oh my god, I would have been enjoyable. That's why I didn't even buy blaine this time. So how can you go to that stuff? Cause you don't go to anything. Cause I like that. And plus, okay, so here's the secret. I'll tell you why. It's gonna be smart.

I like it, it's fun. And it's a guaranteed one hour hangout. Yeah, so there is a definitive end, right? It's like, we're gonna start, we're gonna do this. And then after an hour, that's it, I'm on my way. It is perfectly scheduled. Yeah, an hour goes by super fast too. Right, it's like, there's no commitment, no awkward.

Oh, I'm gonna go. You have to send the old kid because he'd think it might be awkward. It's awkward, it's always awkward. So we went bowling. We're bowling the other day. Okay, congratulations. Yeah. Anything else? Really, with that? Yeah, we went to a laser maze. It's a play. What's this? A real thing? It's a dart bowl. Sorry, everything you say. It's really, it's like you go in this dark room

and there's a curtain and then they have this uh, they have this uh, smoke in there and they shoot lasers like in a spy movie and then you have to navigate like without Continue lasers and then you get across I did sound pretty cool. I don't want to buy two bucks. I did it with my turnie once in LA And I was not very good because I tried to work in some James Bond stuff like some roles or something and a you hit a lot of lasers if you do a role You're very yeah like nimble also helps me get a smaller smaller helps. Yeah, like Teddy was just like I feel sorry for anyone who has like a gutty hang because you can't you can't on all fours go Just put some spanks on yeah

Just that corset wrap all of that in all up suck it all Some of the things to have gone to the puzzle room right after us on Sunday And they didn't get out. They didn't get out. Yeah, one only one and three people do Even though it's not everyone get so smart you would you were really good at the end bit We should start talking about because nobody can know it is but Where you got Fucking passwords and shit always fucking me up fucking HDMI cables Yeah, so you were saying so say you were about to pose a hypothetical situation

We say we went bowling yeah, and there's no like there's no time limit on it. It could last an hour could last two I was that too awkward that was still feel awkward because there has an end. I'm gonna explain why because more than likely knowing me I'm gonna want to leave after one game and it wants to be like let's play again. I'm not gonna want to play again. We can always say no and then we can always play without you. Right, but still that's an awkward exit for me. If I stay home that doesn't happen at all. Yeah, but you could preface the visit with that You could be like I'm gonna stand for one. I'm only here for one. I'd rather just be the asshole who doesn't show up Nobody wants to go bowling twice. I don't know why people do that. I like playing two games because then you get to redeem yourself

You see you see this is the kind of shit. I'm trying to avoid don't you we actually went bowling a couple times a few years ago when you guys were practicing for the nerdyst Yeah, you shouldn't say publicly that we practice for that after a I had the best game of my life on that shit. I bold like it to what I believe a 230 I just distinctly remember going bowling with you burning because you do this thing with your hand every time you bowl That's like your hand every time you bowl that's like oh yeah you do my other hand it's other hands like it makes this like weird like oh I've definitely got video of that it's like he he wings it down it's so tady so I I thought I'd go pro and tady when we did that

and the thing was amazingly awesome to have a go pro and tady we did that. The thing was amazingly awesome. To have a go pro and Teddy the whole time we're doing bowling. You put a go pro on him? Yes, he just said. Just on his head. Oh, like strapped it to his forehead. He'll get there for a little bit, but he'll be fine. Yeah, we did that. And I notice like when Teddy is that he, like, will bowl

and the ball will go all the way down the lane. And right before he hits the pins, he turns around. Like he just doesn't ever see, he's hit the pins. He's not stuck to party, he's interested in him. He doesn't even care. He's not stuck to the pins. That's like he just doesn't never see the pins He's that's not the party's interested him. He doesn't even care He's like I told the guy down there. That's all he cares about it's like explosions. Yeah, he's practicing He doesn't give a shit He's playing a different game than you are he totally is you just don't know he's played eat the five grilled cheeses I also have a video a diner. I have a video of you and me. Just trying to try to get the fastest bowl because it measured the speed

Oh, right. I forgot about that. And I, I touched you. We did that somewhere else, didn't we? You were that too. Where was that place? Was that a meetup that we did? Wasn't it just that? No, it was at the Chris Hardwood thing off.

Yeah, it was over. Oh, no, we did that years before that somewhere else too. Yeah, well. I can't remember where. Yeah, I think people have done different things. I heard my dinky wrist trying to do that. They were doing a big rebranding where now they switched up everything where he's not nervous anymore.

Oh really? He's now at Hardwick and nerdist is at nerdist. And they do a lot of communication around that. Hot to do. Yeah, hard changing names is tooth. So teeth, teeth. When are we going to change our name? When are we going to change our teeth?

We talked, we talked about it a bunch. Honestly, you guys can be seriously. Yeah, we talked about it a bunch honestly You asked me seriously. Yeah, all right about it. We've talked about it like when we start when we introduced the day 5 trailer For the pilot that we made the like the what was that thing like 40 minutes? When we did that it had RT films on it That was the first time we floated a non like a RUCTT brand like it didn't say RUSTRT done it anywhere Just said RT films and we were RT docs now

Yeah, isn't that Royces What's it today Russia today? Oh, yeah, that's RT is Russia today. I have the Pilot channel What's that RT labs? RT pilots what are you talking about? Rt pilots what are you talking about? Or are T labs? Rt labs. Rt lab?

OK, no, no, sorry. Rt labs. Yeah, Rt labs. Rt labs. But Rt labs is like the- The podcast just went nowhere. Like, I'm just writing my brain because we've had different channels that we've kind of abandoned.

Like, we had RuCity shows. Right. That was something that you did. That had taskcats on it. I love that show. It just didn't work that well. I missed it. I think that show was pretty good it was a

good concept but I think the one where Matt came off like a pedophile can do him that show what was that one yeah not John John Smith right John Smith and he had Pocahontas who was played by that girl who everyone thought was Chris dress as a girl but she also looked like she was 12 also Pocahontas is 12 right so it was good casting I think 12 or 15 or like and Chris does a woman but she also looked like she was 12. Also, Poohanus is 12. Right. So it was good casting in that yard. 12 or 15 or like, and Chris does in a woman.

So yeah. Yeah. So that shows that we don't use that channel very much. Yeah. So I think the only shows on that channel were pass cast and nature town. Shorts, wasn't it? No.

No, I don't think any shorts ended up over there. Make sure to. Never mind. We realized a long time ago that when we started the achievement hunter, we probably should have split it off into its own channel right away, because the achievement hunter was one of the first shows, if you want to call it a show, or departments where we started it. And they can produce a lot of video really quickly. And so all of a sudden, three videos a day were going up as opposed to one

every other day on the Rishi channel. And suddenly all you saw the Rishi channel were video game thumbnails. And so it was like, well, we got to do something about this. So we moved the guides in the map video somewhere else and then like made different shows and tried to do that way. But the team 100 guys didn't want to move off at the time because they hadn't Chemenhunter channel and they did some kind of analysis where if they put a video up on Roochee's teeth, that video got 80,000 views, but if they put the video up on Achievement Hunter the channel, it only got like 30,000 views. And they were getting started. This is like year one or two and they were like, we just have to be able to like build

this thing and we can't do it anywhere else. So we did it like on Roochee's. But actually Roochee's shows was we were talking about moving all the narrative content off of Rishi as a whole, just like moving all the shows, you know, all the scripted stuff essentially. We were going to move it off to Rishi's shows. So we tried to, you know, we always take stabs at things, but that one didn't work so well.

So now I think we're in the best possible place, you know, where Achievement 100 now is established, really well established on its own channel. I think there's channels are better than variety channels anyway. Which happens if someone watches a video that they're not expecting on your channel. It's weird to them and there's less views. Like if I put up a film, oh guys, great example. Yeah, all of my videos are slow mo except one where I did a Q&A and that's the only video on the entire channel that has less than a million views. Yeah, no one cares we'd have to say. That doesn't make you feel. Because we can't get all these questions.

Maybe people care. No, they just want to see Slim. Oh, it's up there. What makes you not delete that? This is useful information to people who are really into it. I think it's that the Slumber videos go viral. People will share those. People wouldn't necessarily share a Q&A video.

They don't want to hear it from you. It's true. That's why I always deliver the slow-mo now Every video you should just done the Q&A in slow-mo Or just put something in there Yeah, it's funny. I was looking at the animated adventures and for the longest time the highest viewed animated adventure was The one where you're talking about headlight fluid And I think just recently that got passed

Bullshit I wish one. It's like I now I think it's like no that's the number three most you I made adventure I am not happy about that. I think that was the first one to a million Yeah, that was the first one to hit a million I don't remember which is the top one anymore, but it's not And I was looking at RTA today and it's just like that is a juggernaut for views man I mean that might be the highest show is over a million I know I mean it's like you look at now that like three million a lot of them like So man 20 asked me what was the one where I talked about I'll put your nuts in my mouth to Matt or something?

D's nuts, you remember that quote. Yeah, we made a shirt out of it too Didn't we one point and nobody know about that shirt? It talks about putting your nuts into the mouth anyway, and I thought I thought it was on one of the omnibus ones So I was looking it up and it's like, I mean, they may have far back you, most like RTAs have like two or three million views now. It's crazy, crazy. I love that show.

All because of us, all because of the podcast. It's where a lot of like, you know, how people, if they meet you at an event or a convention, they like, they quote something that you said or refer to something that's your bit. I think a lot of that comes from the RTAs. Like, Kara with the whole ice cream thing. She said that on the podcast, but... I think she ever said, I think we said that about her. Yeah, and then it was made into an RTA, and that's all ever anyone associated with her. And with

me, it's the puns now, because of Barbara Punkleman and the four that fallhoed. I keep me to change my social media avatar to anime, RTA, Gus. No video game. Video game. You sent me a video the other day, Barbara, of it was a compilation of all the times where you'd made fun of me. Or imitated you. Yeah, you make it. The person who made it though also put all the time so I was just imitating a British person in general. Oh, so it wasn't always me. Oh, I know. It was really funny. I love those fan-made compilations.

Yeah. It's just such a concentrated, it's like, wow, we do this stuff a lot. I've ever seen the one, and I apologize, because I don't know the creator that makes him, but the guy who cuts together all the awkward silences. Yeah. In one long video? I like the one which is nothing. It's in Bernie Rue in the podcast.

Oh, yeah. It's the end word. Yeah. So that everybody just goes, ooh, it's in stops. Those's a Bernie Rue in the podcast. Oh, yeah. So the end word. Yeah. So everybody just goes, in stops. Those awkward silences are really clever. There was one that this comedian in the UK did once where he just took it from a news.

It was like BBC News or something that night and he just took all those same moments where like someone's looking at somewhere else or listening. And it just said the bottom just says no news and they're just like shuffling papers in silence. But it looks so real. It's like really creepy. Yeah, nothing to do. Yeah, so like they had the woman Joel and the asteroid that one is at 2.7 million views. Wow Yeah, so our tastes fucking awesome dude. It's it's it's just heavy hitter. Yeah

It's easy to watch well done. We as it's a good way to get people to watch podcast Did you see there was a video? I don't remember, came out last week or something. I don't want you to. There was a couple of sportscasters talking about the Chicago Cubs mascot. I don't know what the context is, but they're talking about the Cubs mascot and they cut to B-roll of the mascot, walking around, shaking people's hands and stuff. What is the Cubs mascot? Is it a cub?

It's a bear. It's a bear. And then after the show of the mascot, shaking people people's hands, they cut to like a drawing of the mascot, but they must have just done a Google search for like Cubs mascot and picked the first image. No, it's like amateur hour. A cartoon is drawing of the Cubs mascot with a hairy dick. Oh my god.

Oh, that's it on TV. And you could, oh yeah, you hear the news cashier going, there it is. Oh, what? And then you cashier go, that's not a correct image. You should go to the next one. Go to the newscast. What? There it is. What? Then you just cast. I go, that's not a correct image. You should go to the next one. Go to the next one.

Go to the next one. I'm just out of this. Sit on it. Ever. God. That was impressive. I love she liked that because someone went through to find the assets for them to cut to.

Approved it on purpose. And then they cut to it and left it there. Was this someone's last day? Maybe or it's like someone just warning to get fired. Someone did that same thing with the Krispy Kreme image? Did you ever see that? Oh yeah. No.

It's, uh, it's, I can put it up, but it's a woman newscaster. They're talking about the Krispy Kreme that just opened. Everyone's going nuts. And it's like they put up an image or Krispy Kreme clearly from and it says crispy cream donuts, but then someone has added a caption about it Which is so good. You'll suck a dick Do you watch last week tonight? I watched I'm one of those you the watches the highlights. So they did a bit last night in yesterday's episode where um, they talked about how now on the internet you,

or not just on the internet, but in general, you can't trust quotes that people misattribute quotes or get quotes wrong all the time. Yeah. Absolutely true. It's reached a point where you can't believe anything and now you always see on the internet specifically people Like post a picture of someone and then supposedly a quote next to it and that person never said it So they just decided to make a website. They just puts random people's random historical figures and random quotes together Mm-hmm just to be like fuck it who cares now at this point. Yeah, yeah, just to flood it and point out how Frequently that happens and even Oliver, showed one for himself. He said, you know, here's one image I see posted all the time, something I supposedly said about gun control. He's like, while I believe, and I agree with the sentiment, I never fucking said that.

He's like, you can't just put someone's picture up there. It's like, it somehow lends a weird credibility to it. So there was a thing, let me look this up to make sure that I got it correct and I hopefully I haven't mentioned this before in the podcast but I thought it was really cool where I want to say John Green for his most recent book not the fault in our stars but paper towns I believe it was there we go so there was a quote that was going around in the marketing for it and there were shirts made on it and all this other stuff. And then it turned out he didn't make the quote.

It was somebody who read the book, one of the fans who made the quote and it was attributed to the book. And they sold merchandise. Like I think they may be posters and t-shirts. I'm not going to go that quote. Yeah. And John Green was like, I didn't know that. Like I had no clue.

You know, as a writer, you write thousands of pages. He thought the quote was, so many had pulled the quote from his book. And like the company and everything was created on this merchandise based on it. So he's like, I just retroactively have giving all the money to this person who made that quote. Wow. I just gave it all to him. Yeah, John Green's a pretty awesome quote.

What was the quote? Oh, I'm in like I must have made that got must have been uh... i can't believe i had a whole melody trunks how did you come to write the john green quote she wrote it was part of a poem that i attempted to write but then a bit i'm in love with cities i've never been to in people i've never met and he's about it says john green yeah and john green did not say that but he didn't know that he didn't write that

but yeah well i mean i mean honestly i would attribute something like that to like I mean not true I wouldn't attribute it to John Green, but if someone told me the John Green said that that sounds like something I would say. Well, did you hear what had been doing with the photos of male and Monroe for a while? They've been putting quotes that she said that are completely not from her. Oh, yeah Esther used to do that all the time. She would take pictures of Marilyn Monroe and right like I just farted Like actually, yeah, oh I can tell if you're fucking no, she would do that all because it's the same thing It's like it's bullshit. Who cares who knows? It's just you know, it's a very popular quote around these parts

The people think I said when I've never said that in my life. What are you talking about? So I've never said that in my life. What are you talking about? Yeah. So, hashtag. So I guess it was his most recent book, but it became popular. And Green said that he hadn't remembered writing the words, but quote, I don't remember writing a lot of paper towns. That book came out seven years ago. End quote.

So when he started seeing the quote on the internet a few years ago, he said, I just assumed it was in the book. I suppose instead of blindly assuming I'd written something in the internet, said I wrote, I should have done some research, he reflected. I mean, especially if you're, I mean, I'm trying to think of a similar situation for me. If you played me a clip that I said on a podcast four years ago, I probably would absolutely not remember saying it. And that's scary.

Yeah, especially if you've been saying it once and people listen to it every and every day again. So you think that they think you're a member. I think it was like two or three years ago we were talking about selfies and how there was no name for that at all and you it would have been probably four years ago like this point. Yeah. So it was when I first met Ashley and she told me selfie in Australia. I feel like we talk about talking about that a lot. Yeah, we had we will in the future.

Right. Who knew that we would be talking about selfie so much? Every conversation I'm not knowing what they were. But we talked about it a lot. Still a stupid word. I want to start a game on the podcast where I take a clip and I just transcribe it, write it down. And we have to guess who said it.

Oh, you talked about that. I think that's a great idea. I like that. I want to start doing that. What's it going to be called? Who said that? Whose line is it anyway? All we can do in a different format where? Gavin or Bernie.

We actually play the clip. But it's completely out of context. And you have to guess what you were talking about. Oh, yeah. I like it. You know that it was you. I'm going to start that. I know what to call that game.

We'll call it exactly what we'll say every time we play that, which is I didn't say that. Never. Never. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. It's the perfect name call that game. We'll call it exactly what we'll say every time we play that which is I need to say that Never I didn't say that the puff in any for that feature. Do we do that next podcast? Yeah, I'll whip something up I was doing punch ups because We were doing a red versus blue script for a thing coming up um, and I was I was offering punch ups on some of the characters miles wrote the script, But I was offering some like punch ups for yeah for specifically for Sarge and for Believe Griff and I and I turned him in and actually for there's one for Simmons as well And then I saw I as I wrote to my thought. I'm absolutely positive

I've probably used these jokes at some point in the past I'm I if I said decade I use them at some point if I gave you a blank bunch of paper Paper and I said right season one of robust blue again. Yeah I could probably do you could I think a lot of people could do that we went we we did like a lot of tours with I can't Remember how many times I fucking watched season one yeah, we did a lot of tours where we go to like events like film festivals And stuff and watch it again and again again What in this fucking robot picks Apple? Do you remember that? Yep.

It was waiting line in the waiting line. Really early machinima video. Right. In the waiting line, we just we just we want that. Don't be music. There were three different cuts of season one. Uh, it was like the full movie. Right. Uh, a 70 and a 65 I think yeah we cut Redverse Blue

down to like an hour so that we could like sit through it at events what was she faster what did she cut what was a lot what are that I remember I'm missing the cut down of season three because season three was quite a lot yeah you caught all like the monkeying about stuff yeah I remember at the first Red Vs. Blu Toronto, we watched all three seasons of Red Vs. Blu that were out of that time. We were there for like six and a half hours. I just got to play some. I discouraged people from doing it events. It was fun. It was the first big fan of it. We'd be like two days at least. I remember we also had a beta copy on tape. I think of season one

It's in my truck right now that we had to take to play at certain like certain facilities didn't have a projector Or like they didn't have a DVD player. Oh, Ash was driving my truck, but yeah, it's I have it in the truck Yeah, we have found a theater copy and remember at the time at the time we were just starting I didn't know anything about video production. I was like what the fuck do you mean we have to make it on the bed I think it's like beta max, like home video, and it was Bernie, I think he went to explain to me like, no, no, it's like, it's an actual standard. So he had to call around and find someone like an idiot.

Like, I don't know anything I'm talking to you about, but I need a beta version of a DVD. Yeah, that was places where we were going to show it. They actually asked for it on physical media in like certain ways, you know, it's like, it's nuts. It was like, what if you took the season one script and did punch ups on it. Oh, yeah, I could do that It but it's already perfect. What's that? It's already perfect. I'll know. Yeah Yes, it is the big thing that I would do is I would probably edit it put me back and edit the season one I would edit it to be so much faster. Oh just like the pacing. Yeah, like you watch episode one

It's like it's like five lines takes a minute like fucking hurry up And even by the time like when I was doing season seven, you told me to have one line end and the next line start, like on top of it, like right as one person's finished talking, the next person starts talking, just for the speed. Yep. Yeah, season one, slow.

I couldn't find the scripts the other day for season seven. I was looking everywhere, do you have those? I have some of them, I have the ones I did. I have some of them too. So maybe we just made a much combined. Yeah, send them to college. I mean, that's what we did for the bonus disc. The original bonus disc was was like a collaborative effort between me and and you guys. Yeah. Because I just for some reason I had a lot of stuff saved. Our guide, everything. Somebody just sent me a link of the day to like all of our high res low res files. I remember it was so crazy How how high res was high res? Oh, it was 30. I think no was it standard depth standard depth was 640 by 480

So yeah 480 p 4 ap was what people paid 10 bucks for as high res. Yeah, it's crazy. Was it even p? Yeah, I think I think a 4 ap was that that standard or is it 40? I think we would capture not a compagno We had an s video cable No, so it was it was p. Oh no, don't forget remember we had to have versus the file that we're deint We had to go through and control it right some of them so might have been 480 eye Not 480p. I still got all those files. Yeah We you have to get the breakout box to convert the X, original Xbox to output S video. And so that we capture progressive.

Each video, we get S video. And then we were fucking. Each video is either the gold S video cable. Remember that? Yeah. I think it's like the gold and the gold. I don't even know. You could download either in QuickTime or DIVX or WMV,

which was the thing. WMV came later. Fucking hardest thing. That was the hardest thing. You did not offer WMV when I signed up. It was offered DIVX before we offered WNV. You're a V.I. A.V.I. I'm not sure that was,

we might have started with the CinePack codec. Anyway, so what a perspective, when we started River versus Blue, you could not play video in a browser. No. Like Flash. I feel like I should do this for this conversation. Flash was only seen for animations. Yeah. And most of the content that was online

was animation. So we would finish shooting on a Thursday night and it had to come out on Friday for sponsors. And I talked about this a little bit. See we finished shooting on a Thursday night. Yeah. Where's that? We finished shooting on Friday night and put it up Friday night. Well, we, well, usually you would be Friday during, well, they were always different times, but usually we'd finish Thursday night Gus, and then I would encode it when you guys left. And I would sleep in encode. Why didn't you just do it in segments throughout the week?

Because we had to write it on Monday. So you wrote on Monday, but why didn't you start filming on Tuesday? I do a little bit Wednesday. Because we had to record the audio on Tuesday. We had day jobs. So I record Monday night. And if I got slow, I'd say, guys, I need Tuesday to write, then we have to do all the audio on Wednesday.

And then Thursday was video day. And in the day you'll bullshit around with your tech. Well remember also, then the day jobs that sometimes meant they worked that night. Sometimes? Sometimes instead of like eight to five, it was like four to midnight. Do you ever miss that length? that sometimes meant they worked that night. Sometimes? That's a lot. Sometimes instead of like eight to five, it was like four to midnight.

Do you ever miss that? Yeah, I mean, I missed it early. Like it was really like a really fun, you know, story of like an overnight success. I mean, it was like, and we were off to the races from day one essentially with that show. I remember that day.

That sounds a lot of fun. I don't know, I mean, I don't know what the time is fucking amazing. Yeah. It's just like every day is incredible. What people now probably don't even think of is that back then, to say season one ended, there would be nothing for like three months. There was no content.

There was no other shows until you're eight of this company. I can't imagine now a single day when nothing goes up. You're eight. Yeah, well, I mean, we made shows in the offseason, like Panics and Strangerhood, uh, Captain Dynamic. 1-800 magic. And the short 1-800, Joe made 1-800 magic and Joe made Supreme Surrender. I think 1-800 magic was the first thing that we ever put out that I had written. So that puts it in perspective. Her magic was the first thing that we ever put out that I Ted and written

So that puts it in perspective. Yeah, but it was eight years before we got like another like steady show So everyone everyone between seasons on the forums were just Kind of just sit around every day just like chatting to each other and stuff I would make it such a big deal when the next season started I'd be like we've literally just been here waiting. I remember three people we get mad They'd be like what the fuck are those guys doing? Just sitting around, doing nothing all day. It was like, oh my god.

And I talked about this a little bit in the vlog. I made a cut this out. I started a vlog to talk to the audience about stuff. And one of these I talked about was. I realized you were a teenage girl. The sponsorship model was, I, I, listen, I think there's people who will not read now they just have to you know hear stuff or they have to see it in video and also it's like I don't

know by you guys but I feel like we can put information out there a thousand different ways but the audience will like somebody in the audience will just miss interpret something and then the internet just turns into the biggest game of telephone in the world. I mean I just read these things which it's really interesting to hear, especially when people try to rationalize why we do something, you know, and it's like read the rationalization and it's like what, and I know exactly why we're doing stuff for the reasons why we're doing stuff. And it's just like, it's just like so off base. So I think it's better to have a place where we can like directly talk to the audience about stuff I'll put up our haul videos and make up tutorials and stuff and again We'll do that. I'll do my unboxing I'll do an unboxing and something like that

I'm kidding, but it is funny how in how information just gets ruined. Well, I've explained Why I don't upload slumber guys at 60 frames a second. It's just to do it like it it speeds up the slumber It's more honest. It's the exact opposite of what I want. And watching people try and spread the good word about why I'm not doing that, but getting it wrong and it gets so, to the point where I like, it's almost not even understandable.

Like they're typing it, but I'm pretty sure they don't know what they're writing. You should make a Q&A video about it. It should, it should definitely be. Yeah, I get not a million years. There's another, there's an anecdote that gets attributed to like everybody at the company in some way, shape or form, like, you know, for whatever reason, like, I don't

know, like, why, why isn't Joel in these shorts? And it's like, oh, because he's taking a break because a fan showed up at his house. We got his information online and showed up at his house. Why isn't Jeff in the podcast? Oh, he got, like, things got too big and a fan showed up at his house. And it's like, any time there's an explanation for something, your Bernie, I forget what mine was,

but like, yeah, fans got too close to show to his house. That's never happened. That like, that has never happened. They're, they're misattributing a, an event that happened before we even started Rupert's where Gus and Jeff pissed off somebody, a web developer, with their site ugly internet, and they pissed the guy off, and he sent threatening messages like based on Google Map Pictures, right? No, because Google Maps didn't exist at the time.

But he knew about your car outside your house. He knew the color of the car, the kind of car, the color of the house. He just goes to your house. I have no idea who it was. Yeah, but it was not had nothing to do with the Roushichis. Right now, I was just. It was a way predates Roushichis by three years. By yeah, three years.

They were making this. But even you saying that now people are gonna take that and misconstrued it. Well, it's kind of like the tour thing. Yeah, we never got asked for tours online until we mentioned that we can't do tours anymore. You mentioned it. I know, I know.

And then it's like as soon as you just say the worst thing to mention, because there weren't that many anymore. You mentioned it. I know, I know. And then it's like as soon as you just say the worst thing to mention, because I wasn't that many requests. Yeah, I was too. And we were being kind of apologetic about it. Yeah. No, I mean before it was mentioned. I mean, it's crazy still.

Yeah. Because we mentioned it. Yeah, now it's gonna be more. I really don't know a day when we could walk somebody through this office. There's like two shows that have been in development now for like six months here, that the audience has doesn't know anything about.

At least two shows, you know, and one of them just wrapped, like last week, is completely didn't don't shoot. Did you go to the rap party? I did not go to the rap party. Oh, it was crazy. I should have gone to the rap party, and you can go to the rap party.

But I'm doing a thing, I'm like getting ready, like, they had a bouncy house. Yeah, I'm just trying to have a velcro wall. Oh, did they have a fucking velcro wall and everyone it was it was Aaron was trying it you tried it I did I did I did I did you get the front flip oh no I didn't do the front I was trying to get I was trying to get one of them to do a front flip and stick upside down on that back and everyone was like eating shit falling on the heads and blame nailed it nailed it yeah if anyone's

gonna do it is blame sure yeah sure youailed it. Yeah, if anyone's gonna do it, it's blame. Sure, yeah, it's true. You like half-chamers, but I was just gonna say to wrap up this thread here, is that I think we made two mistakes, but they're not mistakes that we could really do anything about, is the audience knew about laser team and specifically day five, well before these shows like really developed into something, because day five we shot with RTX people.

So we kind of had to tell them what it was about to do it, but then that show went in the development for a really long period of time. But the audience knows about it because of that shoot. And the laser team we had to let people know the moment we started the project because the crowdfunding aspect of it. So it just seems like, you know, it's been a little yes less than a year since we finished shooting the movie, you know? And so it's like, we're in a total, totally normal time frame for like doing distribution, wrapping up the movie.

But to the audience, it's like, they're used to hearing about something and seeing it the next day or the next week, you know? And so those two particular projects. So we're in quiet now about other stuff that we're developing about. It does work really well for hype though. What's that?

Yeah, but then the Peter's often ties down. Yeah, but then when it finally does come out, there's like this big, you know, you've got a magic expectations. You don't get upset if they don't hear anything. My whole thing is I think the audience is time is precious, right? And I don't want to waste their time with like coming soon stuff or anything like that if I can avoid that. Because I mean, you know, we talk about hype people get hyped about something. I think it's like an effort they put forth on their party. It's kind of hard these days to get hyped about something because there's so much stuff going on.

There's so many things out there. You know, you can watch whatever you want to online, you know? And if you can watch anything, you can't watch everything. So what they choose to watch is really important. So it's like, I want to make sure that we're very precise in our efforts. Hype doesn't exist anymore. Let me read this.

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Well, you're changing in our office at the door open and when I was here, like, honestly, I was gonna, then nobody's walking in on you. Yeah, I was gonna change out here, but I was like, yeah, I feel weird for the cameras. So I moved, I moved over there to get over the camera. But we've all seen you in your underwear many times. Yeah, and less. You and I have shared, you and I are dancer belt buddies. That, that's the dirty thing.

I think a lot of people would be very surprised by like YouTube is that pretty much we've seen just about everybody in their underwear Yeah, it's like if you have to make a change on a set or something where you're working together I mean nobody thinks twice about it like I've seen Freddy along with a shirt off I'd probably it seems like half a dozen times half a dozen times too many He's a handsome man. How dare you even before? times too many. He's a handsome man. How dare you? Even before even even separate from that. I've seen most of our employees in their underwear. Before YouTube even existed, I saw Jeff in his underwear. Well, you lived with Jeff. Yeah, I saw him in his underwear in a hotel hallway in Los Angeles. Oh, God. Oh, I should send you a photo that I just dug up. I

do remember the photos that were taken on the roof of the hotel with the Jason. I found those photos the other day. What are you all about? Oh, just, uh, it was rough stuff. It's just like, it was like young people in LA for like the first time getting drunk and... Where were you? LA. I also found the video footage of Gavin and Jeff fighting in a hotel room at what for in the morning? Yeah in the Netherlands. Yeah in Brayda. And just like hit in the walls and screaming at the top of their lungs. And the dude coming to the door and saying I'm gonna throw you.

At one point like someone was stood on my head in the bathroom punching their fingers punching their fingers into the dick and I found the boss and turned the the tap on let's never put that on we should do you know my favorite part of you living with Jeff who was your favorite part? it was gonna be good. So I look like Jeff for, I think, about two years. Well, first of all, the day he tore up all of his carpet, but didn't take up the tax trips.

Oh yeah. So he just had this room lined with like, like, tiger pits, basically, just nails coming up out of the ground. And then he had this brilliant idea to paint the bedroom hallway Which also had the bathroom he painted the whole thing black The ceiling the door And I they added pink stars later because a black hallway with a black ceiling and black doors Basically at night or at a party

Where's the bathroom? And they're like, oh, just go down to the end of that hall. And you hear people just on the corner, they go, uh, uh, dump, it would have got me or cops leave running into that door. It was the toughest thing I've ever seen on a decorating stage. This is after he lived with the Griffin.

Yeah. I'm surprised she would let him do that. It was just like a design design. It was like design painted the hallway You a Jeff It was it was his new girlfriend in the influence, right? It was yeah, then eventually they repainted it as a pirate map. No, that was the living wall Yeah, let living with Jeff was was one of the best times of my life just because of the stuff I would just stumble

Into like he would be in the middle of just the weirdest situations There was a time where he bought a cow in pieces and had it in a freezer and someone unplugged the freezer The all the cow was in so all like rotted and I came out my little studio and he was just there Like two beers into a six pack and wearing proper gloves and he was just there, like two bears into a six pack and wearing proper gloves. There's all this like, mingin blood all over the backyard, because he tipped the freezer and I was trying to like scrape out all the dead.

That's really nice. And I thought, like a sensitive gag reflex, I'm surprised I'm not going off right now. It's not so bad. And he was like, he just looked up at me, it was just like, I made you off for no help. I actually, I took one of the bits, and I did you really? God, you offer no help actually I took one of the Did you really

Comparative loves no Help you are you surprised by that? The Gavin didn't help no, okay, I need to get guess that would you have helped him scrub the me out of his fridge without question I would help really I would not My boy You made a high five awkward. I mean, I mean, I'm breathing. I'm alive. It's awkward. That's what's gonna happen He's wearing two ties. I'm wearing two ties Oh, I remember one time

Let me take some let me take some as like a I don't know if it applies to all nerds, but definitely is white guys It I'm now 40 years old. Somebody puts up a high five, my initial reaction is like this, oh god, it's just like I'm just waiting to fuck it up. When I go in for a high five, it is like this tundish little moment of dread that I don't think I'll ever outgrow. I think when we did the podcast, let's play for Rocket League, Blaine and I tried to high five, I think five times, and I think we connected once.

Is that on camera? Is it all your fault? No, it was all my fault. It was not on camera. You can hear the audio. Do you use proper high five and etiquette of like staring at the elbow? No, I don't.

Yeah, I don't know why it works, but it's proven. You want to get good solid high five? You know, it gives the best high five? Teddy, rock solid. And not like, sometimes kids kids like they do shit too hard I think they're supposed to no, he's just like a rock solid high five. Have you ever high five miles? No, he will destroy your hand Yeah, fuck that Jack Jack will destroy your hand to But like he doesn't even realize he's doing it. He doesn't realize his own force

My sorry, he's very excited. I don't realize miles is for us. I guess. How do you feel about limp dick handshakes? Duh, worst. I feel like it's gotten worse. It's more common knowledge than ever. When you meet someone nice firm handshake. Everyone, it might be like a hipster-austin thing.

Everyone is like a flaccid penis. You ever have one of those handshakes where it's like It like engages too soon and then you end up like in that like that hamsyl like you're just holding each other's fingers kind of a thing Yeah, like it's just like yeah It's like the person to grabs on too soon. You're like no you went got to go for the palm all the way in and then I will stop you Like no, no, that's we're not living with that. We're gonna gonna get a real handshake a lot some people just don't move they just go like just like you just squeezed me that's not shake it's got a shake it's got to be some of this what was it was it remember when we were at the taco night in Seattle yeah were they

telling us like stupid handshakes like like we're the like you just take your thumb and tuck it down like it's like breaks. You just go, ask your hand. If you go for the high five, when people go like this, Turkey. Oh, yeah. I'm doing the turkey head. I'm surprised you high five. You never high five me.

I don't like high five. What? I like the cuspump. Germs. I think hand shaking is one of the dumbest things we do. Yeah. I agree. No, I think clapping is the dumbest thing we do.

If you don't just pretty dumb. Have you ever noticed something's pretty dumb, I don't know if it's pretty dumb At the meetings I don't clap You're too cool. No, it's not about being cool. It's just clapping is dumb There have been great things that get announced to our meetings like big deal things and It's really hard for me to clap. I really don't like doing it. Right. What it doesn't make any sense. Why would you bang your hands together? I know I agree with you Why are you banging feet together? Because it would be absurd. Yeah. Cause you're standing on them. Just do your knees.

Cmon, clunk. It's actually funny when you see somebody who claps poorly. We know somebody who is very, very cool and we all love this guy. He's awesome. Who is it? Claps like a fucking... You have to out him now. It's Alan Richardson. Oh And she's an algorithm clap. It's kind of like he leases hands open and just kind of like he's the open head flat hands like this It should be fun. Is he not? I don't know if he is enough. It's trying not to like damage his beautiful hands or something like what's going on? No, he just claps like this. Do you hate people who try and clap really loud with like the cupping clap like My thumbs

Yeah, they make it sound like a stud. My dad does it. I Condo You know it's like thunder. You don't I do actually I find myself doing a lot is I do this I just hit my leg. I hate that I do that that's forced You're the worst kind of human being. Why am I? You're sitting there with your fucking thumb up your ass. Not clapping. No, my thumbs are firmly in front of me. You're not doing anything. So do you just stare at people while they're clapping? Yeah, I'm just like Mrs. So stupid. I do the thigh clap too because I'm usually holding a cough. Yeah, because you're

holding something. I just go, yeah, sometimes just just do a single clap. You feel so obligated. Just noise. You're like striking yourself. Yeah, you're to have a skin on skin. Do you not to clap for people who are deaf? Yeah. Jazz hands. Oh, yeah. I mean, I thought it was like whistling or something. That's much better. Whistling.

They can't hear it. No, but no, like. You ever stayed at a hotel in an accessible room that has a doorbell for people who are either hearing impaired or visually impaired? Well, not live. I've stayed in hotel rooms that have doorbells But not specifically because of any kind of any cap or disability

I've stayed in a hotel like that before and I was like oh I got to see what this doorbell is like I wonder if it just makes a flashing light or something It is like Setting off a fire alarm in your fucking room that goes on for 10 goddamn seconds. Oh wow Yeah, it's just really loud. It's like a piercing alarm noise and then like strobe lights start going on Now that I know that I almost had a fucking heart attack Of course you'd be doing the people who are staying in a disabled room. So that might not be the coolest thing ever Yeah, although if you what happens sometimes when they book the room up or book the hotel up

They'll give you the disabled room and it's like that's why that's happening super spacious, too Like the bathrooms huge and everything you go kinds of handles in the bug. Yeah There's always stuff like that they were you just like like you see something Um, and you don't like your brain doesn't engage fast enough like you're in the bathroom You're sitting there and you look over and there's a string on a... coming out of the wall like out of like an outlet plate and you're like what's that string doing? You pull it and it's a fucking alarm for when people fall off the toilet or whatever

and they can't get back up. You ever done that before? I didn't know it was a new apartment and I've been like oh my god scared me. Scared me. Scared me after that. Did it scare the shaggy out of you? It's because that would be the place for it. It's here I've noticed here that not many bathrooms

I don't think I've seen a single bathroom in America where you have a rope handle for the light. Oh Yeah, roll panel for the light. That's very common in UK bathrooms We have those a lot in addicts and in some Why in bathrooms in the UK? I don't know it might be an an old house thing, like both of my grandparents' houses had them. Yeah, old houses had them. And they were the worst of that, because you'd yank it too hot, it'd be like, I think we call those chain lights.

We don't call them world lights, yeah. But I mean those are the common things. Those are the common things. Like small closets. And it's always like a bare bulb. Yeah, typically, it's not like there's no picture on it. Yeah.

All the, you know, I was in Japan recently, all of the fucking public bathrooms in Japan, or should say none of the public bathrooms in Japan have soap What do you do? Wipe your hands up your own ass. I don't know what I'm saying you can wash your hands You can't wash your hands without soap by definition You absolutely get your hands wet in a Settling if you have fecal on your hands you can wipe it off with water What yeah, I mean, of course, that's what I did.

I would rub my hands underwater, but that's not cleaning it. You hotwired? It's cleaning it. It's just hot. Water kills a lot of germs. Water's one of the most funnest stuff in the world. It's not sanitizing it, but it is cleaning it. All right.

I can clean shit off of my hands with it. It doesn't matter, you got to touch the door on the way out. Your hands will never be clean. That's true, and no one else has soap to use on their hands. It's annoying. You know how there's bins that you stamp on in the lid's open Yeah, why does why don't they have doors that do that? They do what they do they have a lot of places They have a whitey-plank my fine has it and Rudy's has them that gets the guys are kind of maybe the guy who owns

Rudy's and my fine same company maybe you got some kind of germ thing because I've got the hand washing I have a question. I appreciate a bug without doors just like two different archways that are offsets you can't ever see. Touch the shits, right? Yeah, yeah. What's the point of automatic soap dispensers? You don't have to touch the little thing. Yeah, but once you use the soap. That's a good point. She's got a great point.

Your hands are clean. Well, yeah, because once you get this much, it's literally the last thing you can touch is the soap dispenser. Yeah, because then you... Well theoretically, the handle to the door leading out of the bathroom should be the cleanest surface in the world because everyone's washing their hands. Yeah, but nobody does right before they touch it. Even if one person doesn't your butt.

Yeah, people are animals. What percentage do you think you go? What do you get from genitals? What is that? What are you afraid of catching? Some genitals, it's feces. Oh, it's feces. Is that what you think that? But like if somebody saw Gus peeing in the urinal, or Gus, you saw somebody else doing that.

You're just watching because you want to look at them. And then they left without that would not be okay. No feces involved there. What if they pissed on their hand? They've got like dicks tank. But pits is, pits is sterile. You're in a sterile. And that after it comes out.

What is that? Like it gets man out your dick hole. But what are you guys afraid of? Guess what? They piss out of their dick hole. I just want to know, I've always been fast. You have it in your face. I mean, I get this fast and stuff.

It's gross and everything and it's germy. But what are you afraid of getting? Sick. Sick. I'm afraid of what they're doing. Jumbs from West. Anything. Peahole West. I don't want to vomit. I don't want to have diarrhea. to getting sick sick Jones P-hole I don't want to vomit. I don't want to have diarrhea. I don't want to feel bad. Okay, so you're saying you're okay

So say I went to the urinal got my knob in my hand. I'm not saying okay with it. I was curious like I want someone to find like What are they afraid of getting say I finished touching my penis? I'm you know Maybe that's a little bit spray and then on the way out of the bathroom. I just put my two fingers in your. No, I mean that's I wouldn't want you to put your two fingers in my mouth sitting there right now though That's yeah, that's journey, but it's like it's like I don't think about like you touch a bunch of horrible stuff all day long That's why I wash my hands. It's not a tight. When you get elevator and you punch elevator buttons Those are discussing public door knobs and everything like that all that stuff is terrible I don't spend any of my time thinking about it. I'm just gonna end any of my time.

Good, you shouldn't. Not at all. I don't worry about it at least. Well, good for you. Yeah, you're more evolved human beings. I want people to wash their hands when they leave back. Were you on the podcast where we talked about Pee in the shower? No, I was not on the podcast.

Did you pee in the shower? I don't tell you anything. I don't tell you anything. Where do you need to pee on my stuff? That means he does. What's that yes that means you do like a normal fucking human like a fucking disgusting human being a shower every day every day every day you can't shower work I don't use a shower okay but if I did I probably would so if I was to sniff your in a leg you're in a thigh would

it smell like piss no because I'm in the shower Yeah, you piss before you clean Usually, so why don't you just piss before you get in shower? You rinse off your leg usually because then I don't have to flush Because I'm already in the running water if you ever be in the shower You pee the moment you get in the shower because you have a reflex when you touch the water Yeah, I don't know what that is Have a reflex when you touch water you. I don't know what that is Well, it's a reflex when you touch water. You want to be totally peasy on the show Don't you know that trick when you're at a sleepover party if someone's asleep you put there

That's a fucking Scrolex what you talking about but that's how it started. I don't I don't suddenly piss my pants when I get hot hot water It's not about being hot. I mean I totally surprised myself that when you touch water It makes you have to go the bathroom You've never heard of that I've never heard of this and also I drink hot drinks every day. I'd piss That's why it doesn't happen you be in the shower Pick it up it's doing

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It's not true. Want me to take a picture? No, I need you. Why would I have to take a picture? I don't know. Why would happen? I just don't know what to search. That's not a problem.

I say where I search for. You can shower barbarian. All I put was. Why does touching, and it's autocompleted, why does touching water make you pee? You can't use autocomplete as a justification based on the stupid things we've seen out of the means people are searching for it and there's a guy who sings what asshole why does running in warm water make you want to pee running in warm water I will run and warm water I've asked myself this question again this morning

people pee I did pee already but I had to really go as I was running the water but I know this is trick for people to pee if they can't. It's the sound of running water. Anyway, I'm on Yahoo answers. We're not gonna get good answer from that. Does it like sneezing when you look into a bright light? This is a normal thing. Just one of those related things.

Yeah. Oh, someone, I forget who I was. This was a while ago we were talking about it. Someone on Twitter was saying that you were saying that hype doesn't exist anymore, but you weren't able to buy Star Wars tickets. I mean, I wanna buy the Star Wars tickets. He that hype doesn't exist anymore, but you weren't able to buy Star Wars tickets. I mean, I want to buy the Star Wars tickets. He said hype doesn't exist. You said hype doesn't exist anymore, but he can't buy Star Wars tickets because people are so hype for it.

Is that what hype is? That's just what is hype, Gaelium? No, it's like, we're really excited. You know, the Star Wars at this point is over-hiked. Everything is fucking Star Wars. Everything. It's everywhere Constantly did you see that R2D2 painted plain that all in upon airways rolled out? No, they painted a 787 to look like R2D2

Get for them. All right. No, it's a what are you doing? Why do you keep taking photos? What's going what's happening? Well, it's something wrong. No, Why do you keep taking pictures of me? Are you taking pictures of her? Just take a picture. You keep like every time the camera leaves you, like you take a photo like this, and you get this photo and it goes. Like that, every single time. What do you think of a photo of?

Let me see the picture. Where's the photo of? This is a view of Barbara. Okay. Something's weird. I basically just have a lot of pictures of me dressed like, you know, and I want a proof of other people. Oh.

You've crummed on your skirt. It's always taking pictures. Ah, it's not. It wasn't anything shifty. I'm worried about it. My little bits of pizza. Guesses of it was not provided by Trump Club. I just want to tell you.

No, you can add get this. Isn't there, aren't they doing Trump Club for women? Yeah, I think so. I think it's in like testing mode at the moment. See? It's not open wide for everyone yet. I think you have to get an invitation. Speaking of things that have gone open wide,

my car now has auto drive on it. Oh, okay, good for you. That is a feature. It's not, I don't feel safe. It is right. I was in the car with Bernie but it was in the past receipt he's got both hands just in his lap not touching the pedals yeah and the car is going like fifty miles an hour

through green light which is fine and then all of a sudden another car kind of like pulled out from the right and the car swat into oncoming car yeah yeah where the cars coming in the other direction now we were crossing over an intersection it was like hey i don't see my lane there's a there's a recent on a different lane of traffic how does your car have auto drive when they're still testing those little

google cars that do so auto drive did there's one thing about Tesla they they they over I mean, talk about a company trying to build hype I mean, and I'm a big fan of the company. I really am, but they have definitely hyped this up as being like, oh now all Tesla's can auto drive. If I get on the freeway and I drive on the freeway, it's it's perfect. Like I actually like Bumper to bumper traffic now because what it does is first of all you have to be on a road that has stripes that has lanes stripes like you know it has to have a lane a line on the right and it has to has like the

middle line is what which a lot of roads do what's your own that's has has has has has has has has has has has has has has has has has has has has and uh it has to have I'll tell you what I'll tell you what so it has to have all those things and And on the freeway it's got those and it also Cues off of other cars around you specifically Mostly from a car that's in front of you. It says okay. That's a car It's I'm gonna watch it to behavior and I'll follow that behavior as well I'm knowing the fucking things tears by itself and everything. It's really cool like it's so impressive

But I it's definitely going to get you into an accident. Well, that's the thing is, it's been out since the middle of last week, and there's been no accidents reported, because you know if a car driving itself had gotten in an accident in the last week, that had been huge headlamps. Have you been looking for reports of that? I have been, I tried to search for it and I couldn't find it. So what if we did a thing where we both get in your car and we both pat up massively, we were like helmets

and we just sit in the back seat. In the back seat? And we just see where it goes. Well, you know, it's not fair because the other people on the road don't get to pat up like we are. You know, I mean, I guess we couldn't do that because, uh, do legally have to be in the front seat of your car.

Well, the Tesla actually knows when you're in the front seat or not. Like, put a bag of sand on the front seat. Like something that'll happen, it's a weird feature in the car. Is that if I have the car in drive, the Tesla man, it's one of these things where it like it does so much stuff for you. It makes you build bad habits. Like I can pull my garage and drive and then just get out of my car.

Like while the car is in drive and the car goes, oh, you're leaving Park and it puts the car in Park and then you just get out of my car like while the cars in drive and the car goes oh you're leaving park and it puts the car in park and then shuts it down and I leave. What if my car will do that? Yeah, no. Technology just makes you a lazy bitch. It really does and it's like so anyway I like bumper to bumper traffic right now. I've only had it for you know five days but it bumper to bumper traffic you literally just turn on auto drive and you're going like start and stop traffic the car just does the whole thing and you can can just, I mean, you could sit there and like, are you legally allowed to text them because you're not supposed to text them?

I know, you're not, you're in charge of the vehicle. You are operating the vehicle. I do not sit there and text or anything like that. I think the law is going to change when they have self driving cars. Um, you know, I don't know. I think there will always have to be a person who's capable of taking over the wheel. Really? And even if on the Tesla, if you go like I think like 90 seconds and your hands haven't been on the wheel for 90 seconds, it says put your hands on the wheel. Then you put your hands on the wheel and then you take it back off again. And after like two minutes, if you have put your hands on the wheel, it starts to reduce

your speed. So you have to put your hands on the wheel to maintain your speed. So you can't just have a Kip. You can't have a Kip. Exactly right. You're not Kipping. So. So you can't just have a Kip. You can't have a Kip. Exactly right. You're not you're not kipping. So you can drive with your knees either. I could you probably do with your knees. It's enough time back on the wheel of the count is it's enough time that you would usually need a second person for the like if you needed to change from your glasses to your sunglasses.

It's enough time to just look away from the road and rummage. I definitely feel comfortable like coming zoning out more which I know is not a good habit. And it's so fun. It's less and so. Well, you don't drive, Gavin, so you don't know, but like a lot of times when you're driving, you tend to go on autopilot. And like you like, especially if I'm like going from work

to somewhere that's near my house. All of a sudden I'm at my house and I'm like, when did I come here? I mean, I do that on foot as well. Yeah. I was here. I walked to the wrong place. I'll be like, when did I come here? I do that on foot as well. Yeah, I'm just here. I'll walk to the wrong place. I'll be like, when was I even, ah, dick.

Yeah, you're... But I assume in like short distances. Yeah, like I'll be like halfway the wrong way and I'll be like, I don't even, what's the impenetrate? That's actually when we've gone overseas, that's the hardest part about trying to drive on the opposite side of the road.

Like, you know, we drive on the right side here, when you go to somewhere you try to drive on the left, it's all of your instincts that are wrong. Like all the little things you do when you're zoned out or not thinking about. But looking the wrong way. Yeah, it's not about. You're expecting traffic to come from one direction.

You're looking in the wrong direction. Like no, wait, you gotta fix what you're doing. That's why in the UK, when you cross a street, that you never pay attention when you cross it, it says look right on every single intersection. Especially around Apple, it's gonna be a lot of foreign people. It dude everywhere I went in London,

it was on every intersection, which I thought how annoying annoying is that for the people who live in the city who know to look right, they're spending their whole life doing it. I think it's quite handy because you know it's a one way street. Oh, all right, good. And we were in Australia, Aaron tried to drive a manual,

but since everything was backwards, it was like all even all the manual controls were. Well, I actually was telling me that the snake is always on the left. No, yeah, so telling me that the snake wasn't with the left. No, yeah, so what you're saying is that the stick is with your left hand, but the actual, what I was gonna point out was that the gear map is still the same.

Yeah, but you're still like having to do it. We're left handed, yeah. To the more it's you instead of away from it. Yeah, actually, it's left handed, so that works out well for. And you're using the clutch with the right, right? As they assume. I don't know. No, I don't think so. It'll still be the left.

I would have seen it. The clutch is showing the left. Yeah, because I never driven it stick. Yeah, you've driven, but you've driven it up. Automatically. Well, I've driven, I've driven, you know, on what are they called that right side drive? I do done that, but not manual transmission. Right. Left side drive. I find that because the clutch is on one foot, if you ever try and use that foot to break right out of the car So there's left side of the road drive. Okay, basically breaking with your clutch foot is so violent because you're used to just Mush in the clutch all the way in yeah, and if you try and use it in the brake It's like Both my feet on the pedals Not to do that. I see only way I've driven I've only driven a man

Why do they teach you not to do that? What's the what I've driven. I've only driven a man. Why do they teach you not to do that? Like what's the, what's the, what's your compressible, both pedals that wants the, my car watch even warned me if, but if I end up, I have a big foot and I end up when it breaks, I sometimes hit the gas pedal to you and it gives you a huge warning. You're pressing both pedals.

Hmm. Actually, never gets that warning. I get like once a drive. Bigger your feet. They're massive. But technology does make you, it makes you a terrible, shitty human. It does. Like I walk out of my house with all the lights turned on because the geotagging around my house

senses that I've left and all the lights go off. That's not true. What is that? But that doesn't make you shit. It's just hue bulbs. But it means now that I don't even bother like check-ins if I left stuff off. Is every fucking bulb in your house a hue bulb? No, I mean like in my study. Oh, I know. Yeah, that just creates bad habits. It does. That's cool. I want to fill the whole house with hubo,

but they are damn expensive for light bulbs. So like 50 bucks. Whoa! I think there's only so many you can put on a bridge. I was there really, I actually only have three bulbs. I think just the stuff. I think Tang is the most you can put on a bridge. Yeah.

That's not good. You have to get additional bridges beyond that. I went through and replaced all my lights with LED lights in my old house. And you'll never touch them again, right? Yeah, I was not good. You have to get additional bridges beyond that. I went through and replaced all my lights with LED lights My old house and you'll never touch them again, right? Yeah, I was like I'll never change his light bulb for 14 years now. I moved I When I when I moved into that into the house. I've got now I bought all the bog roll I'll ever need I basically have one bathroom Where the entire closet is toilet paper? Why which wrong wrong because I have not bought toilet papers since I moved in it's awesome. I recommend it

You're gonna move you're about to move It do it listen just let the movers let that one go don't have a move like 14 years of toilet paper I'm a little reluctant to bring this up, but I'm bringing it up anyway. Is that we've had the discussion here about people wiping and it's the same thing as like the bathroom just when we were doing it. We've talked about this before a bunch of times that there's half the world wipes standing up and half the world wipes sitting down

and they don't know that the other half of the world exists until this conversation starts. And then people start to freak the fuck out. Like there'll be people who have never heard this before. I'm a sita. Even though we've talked about it in the podcast like four or four times, there'll be people on Twitter going, what do i'm a sita even though we've talked about it in the podcast like it or four times there'll be people to go and what do you mean people sit down to wipe their

butts that doesn't happen this when your bombs open so there was there was an interesting moment that happened in a video and i'm not going to go to specifics i'm not going to specifics but there was an interesting moment that happened in video where someone had to simulate wiping i know you're talking about and the way they did it was very very strange it was from the front it was from the front from the front Wait, wait, wait, go boy. I can't I'm not sure anybody. It's a video. It's a video that you're in

It's gotta be a guy. It's a video that you're in it million dollars, but and it's yeah, and it did not catch like I thought that's gonna like cause a storm. Guys, you wanna help me out here? Shit, there it goes. There it goes. I'm trying to avoid all my bathroom buns. You like this? Yeah. You must be pissing on your wrist.

I don't know what's going on there. He's simulating wiping his butt after a poop. You don't go underneath. He also don't wipe your butt. Do you wipe your butt beyond pooping? Do you guys just like stop on the middle of the day and wipe your butt? Keep yourself clean. Why pooping do you guys just like stop on the middle of the day and wipe your butt do you really know I thought maybe I was like am I so much more than after a poop but uh yeah so because she's

something pointed out he was wiping after a poop well it's kind of like he was thinking he was wiping after a piss because he's like you don't know to wipe after a piss. I was confused because you said he was pissing on the rest. She says he women wipe after this. You can't poo without peeing. It's impossible. It's not impossible. It's not impossible. Look, if you got full bladder and you need to poo only, it's impossible. Don't say full bladder with you have a full bladder. If you have a full-blad The situation is that I'm assuming if you have a full-bladder, but you only need to pull poo That's not that's what full-bladder means you have to be No, I mean if you if you're going to poo and you happen to also have a load of piss

Unless you just came straight from the urinal and sit down Yeah, cuz I agree with you that you tend to do both at the same time. Well, it's because it's literally physically impossible not to pass. Now that statement I know in a group that is physically interesting. You're going to treat a lot of water, then you're going to poo. And we'll see what happens. There's no way you're not going to pee. The water doesn't turn into poo, right?

But what if you don't have to pee? Like, one of your bladder is not full. Then you won't pee. But I'm saying. So, this is possible not to pee. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is totally drained and empty. You're just. When does that ever happen? When do you, when do you poo with a completely empty bladder? Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes I'll pee first, then poo,

and then my body finds extra pee after I'm done. It just more comes out. This conversation makes some undenamedics. Yeah. I get up with you. I'm so sorry, brother. I don't know where are you going with this? Do you want to be with it? I'm surprised that the nice car was more of a reaction. Yeah, we I was really like, I was so worried about that, but you noted it and I noted it when I saw it. I was also so fast. I was like, that was interesting. It was also, I didn't notice on my own. Blaine actually told me about it. He showed me a cut of it. He just like, look at the way he's doing this. But we're not mentioning his name, but it's in the video, right? Yeah. Everyone knows who we're not mentioning his name, but it's in the video, right? Yeah, everyone knows who we're talking about. No, how do you know who we're talking about?

I told him already because in the video. Yeah, there's like eight videos, dude of people wiping No, go watch the fucking video if you wanted to do it go watch me with you Gavin I don't know why I get it and also have you ever had the thing where it's the middle of the night and you sit down And you're trying to try to say asleep a little bit because it's like yeah for in the morning So you look like this and you pee a lot and then You like get up ready to go and then more pee you it's like your bladder has folded Mm-hmm, and then as you get up it like unleashes the other half of your bladder It's like I've got a second now a second entire

You might have prostate issues Why why we on the same page about everything and that on the same page about everything? We'll give each other a check. Yeah. So do you wipe standing over sitting down? Sitting down. From the front. From the front.

I don't see how you can get clean that way. They'll just touch you in the face. They'll just wipe that direction. You're just tugging feces into the back of your balls. Yeah. You're wiping, you're wiping that way. You need to go that way. I was like, I was like,. Was it supposed to be pushing like...

I can't, I can't. And then you just let's go and it falls in. It's not gonna fall. It's interesting. It's time to wrap. We've had stuff like that before though, where we have scenes like either like sex scenes or kissing scenes or yeah, other kinds of scenes.

And you have to like inadvertently you are demonstrating your technique. You know what I mean? And you don't realize that till afterwards and you see it later, or you see somebody else doing it. You're like, well, that's gonna be interesting. We're going about that. So, fingering.

Fingering. We done a video where someone gets fingered. Don't think we have. But if you had to quickly do an impression of fingering, you'd be embarrassed to do it, right? Do it. Why, I always know. I always know. I always notice.

You make bad noise too? I really hope so. That would be so incredible if you made that noise the entire time. That was fingering. That was you pretending to be a girl munching yourself off. Yeah. Well, Omega in from the back. Yeah.

Oh. I got you. Well, I remember one of the things I like. What I noticed with Gavin first started coming in the podcast is I thought it was interesting that whenever he referenced dick like if you do the hey what's the hand motion for screwing like if you say we're going to do it. You do this? Yeah just like that Gavin doesn't do that. Oh.

If you take one finger and then he does two fingers every time and I always thought this is a finger. This is a penis. That that's to me was interesting that you were like doing that. Like you weren't going like this with a fist or anything like that. Well my penis isn't that wide. No, yeah. But is it this one?

I've heard stories Gavin, come on. I mean, there it is. It's not that. Oh, maybe it is. There you go. There you go. All right, I'm gonna wrap up. Thanks for watching everyone.

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