Rooster Teeth Podcast - Barb Beats Burnie - #467

Episode Date: November 21, 2017

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And I'm Gus. Why does the bathroom here outside of stage five smell like other ass? Because it's what pisses the bad. They're us. I mean, let me rephrase that. Why does it smell like raw sewage? Cause the bathroom. You may have bad. My bathroom and home doesn't smell like fucking raw sewage.

Because you don't have like 80 boys shitting in it. Does the women's outside of stage five also smell? No. It is a fucking nightmare out there. Is it really? Yeah. It's fucking fucking nightmare out there. Is it really? Yeah. It's fucking disgusting. You're giving us back this up?

Is it every day or just... It's garbage? Oh, okay. I didn't know. It's terrible. I mean, the win's like a huge company with lots of employees and a bathroom that smells like an open sewer. A bug situation has always been terrible.

It's fucked up. It's like it's supposed to be worse. A couple of bugs. No, it didn't. You just have the privacy of your own room. The Honeywagon was horrifying. Oh god. Yeah, which is essentially like,

it's a nice portapotti, right? Oh, but remember how bad that thing got? Yeah, it was, it was, I don't remember what you're on about. It was like, there's our temporary bathrooms behind when they tore down the bathroom and rebuilt it. It kind of looks like the type of bathroom on a movie set. Like where?

I don't remember that. Really? How long was that for? It was like backwards. We had the ones there that were like individual two rooms. And also the ones back there that was the Honeywagon. Yeah, back when you were the achievement hunter was right here in stage five

before you guys moved over next door. Yeah, they tore down the bathrooms and there was a Honeywagon, a trailer out back. For like six months. And the lock broke on it when I was in there and I thought I was gonna die from the smell and the horribleness of it. I couldn't get out.

I couldn't get out. And I legitimately started to panic. Like an animal in a cage. Do you worry that the oxygen levels would dropping and like methane was right? I actually was like trying to see if I get lower to the floor if it was better. I mean, does methane have oxygen?

Does oxygen sink? What? I think it's methane heavier than oxygen though? Is that what it is methane? Do people put out methane? Yeah, with that butt. I don't know. Is methane heavier?

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Do you like some kind of convection thing? Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. Maybe it's like at different temperatures. Like as it cools, it rises for something. I'll maybe like proximity to sea level, it does something different. This used to be an award winning podcast now.

It's been a while since we had an award. Give us an award first two minutes. It's already about buoyancy of farts. Well, is this smell that has been lasting like a long time? Or is it more recent? I feel like it's always there in the background. But today, it's like punching you in the face and taking your wallet.

It's not even hot today. No. It's not like a heated anal part. It is a little. Why don't you say it's sewer gas? And. No, it's not like a heated anal part. It is a little. Why is it saying it's sewer gas? And I think I agree with him. It's sewer gets him just really bad. Sounds fun.

Yeah, that's not flammable. Should we go in there and light a match? It's methane. Methane. We like to match at the ceiling and let a match at the floor and see which one causes the explosion. Right.

That'll be a good experiment. He died, but at least we found out of a fart sing. Where helmet? The Peter Hayes, the name of methane is left in the air. You see my sore sheet? I saw a sheet of hate.

Never use the restroom at work. That's what I do. When a competitor is at the, I learn that when I was at school. I learned it's oxygen. I just have specific bathrooms for specific uses. Like the one in the bathroom is terrible. One in sound check is always poo.

Everything else is fair game. I never poop in the one show here. I poop with the fun to me. It reminded me what my note was. So this week in my note, to the thing, I think we talked about in the party podcast. I've just written anal slime,

and I couldn't remember that was. And we were guessing what it was. We were trying to figure out how to get what anal slime could have been. But in sound check, on the back of the toilet. Oh, why are we on this thing? Like this weird slime layer. And I'm wondering, how did it get there?

Like, was it someone's arse sweat that is just solidified in a paste? What? Or did it, like, secrete from an anus somehow? Are we talking about like poo slime. No, no, it's like yellow, like a thick layer of, you could, the light catch the glisten. Did you take a photo of it? No, I'm not going to take a picture of someone's anal slime.

Do we want to go get a photo of everyone taking their head? No, I want to even ask. Half the crew is gagging now. Well, that's actually, the soundcheck bathroom. Soundcheck bog, right the back. Ah, Patrick is the hero. Well that's actually a really good segue to something I want to talk about.

It's just one of our great sponsors. It's just a sleep. It's just a sleep. It's a sleep. You guys, none of you guys saw Justice League. No. Okay. I tried to see Thor Ragnarok this weekend,

but it still sold out. Yeah man, it's good movie. Wait, Gus levels of sold out, like there's 10 people in that, or it's- No, like the only seats available with front row. There it's like, I've only seen available one front row. One of the seats sold. No only seats available were front row. Oh yeah, you don't know.

Yeah, that's the way it goes. Where's the Alamo? Yeah. When you're trying to book your tickets, you're trying to book right before you go. Yeah, there you go. That's a problem. I'm not a planner.

I love the Alamo. I always have. I'm gonna go into this, I pick lately because it's easier to get. I pick, it has a problem. Go ahead, what's the, I pick is like a luxury. It's too comfy. It is too get. I pick has a problem. Go ahead, let's see. I pick is like a luxury. It's too comfy.

It is too comfy. I feel like the final way. It's a mission impossible. Yeah, you could lay all the way to give you a blanket. They give you a blanket. And you can recline like almost flat. So it's just like, ah, and then. When we're not looking at the screen in the middle.

Yeah, and then like your food is all cozy in that. Yeah, it's a little. I told you, I saw inception there. And some guy fell asleep watching inception. I believe a lot of people will fall asleep that that's why I always on the verge of falling asleep in every movie I go to So I feel like I never understood that why I'm only falling asleep in one movie star wars movie and I can't believe I was three. Yes, Star Wars 3. I fell asleep. I fell asleep in that in the UK earlier that day. I fell asleep. I actually get tired earlier these days. So if I go to a movie that starts at nine or 10 o'clock, it's like, Take a look at it. What's going on with you?

You're like, Oh, it's the end of the year. Tired, I think, as a company. Huh? I'm just gonna go down earlier. You want to go to like NIST? Sun's getting real low. I've been going to bed at 9.30 or 10 o'clock these nights.

Yeah, I've done it. I feel like I could do that, but then I just edit stuff and I keep working to the point where it's like, I'm just killing myself. I say it on my phone so late. I say it on my phone until like midnight one night and I had a dream about losing my phone and it was the scariest dream I've had in years. Do you own my favorite things, is to, and it's sad how often I hold my phone, but to be

holding your phone as you fall asleep and you drop the phone from your hand and it wakes you up, but you realize, oh, that was the moment where I fell asleep, like that in that moment. It's an incredibly, I don't know, relaxing feeling. Oh, that's never happened. Next time, just hold your phone. I see how long you can hold your phone and then it's a full seat. You just drop, it doesn't matter where. Just hold on.

You're gonna do it with two balls. Is that from a movie? I think you're thinking about the razor's edge with coins. Is that what it was? You just thought sleep holding your balls every night? No. What were you? Where's like you didn't want to fall asleep?

Here's my basic review of Justice League. Wasn't they fun? They actually. Justice League totally fine. I make a lot of fun of DC and all the DC movies that have come out. Justice League was totally fine. 40% are on tomatoes.

Just it was totally fine. Better than suicides. I've never saw suicides. Oh my god. I started like five times. I saw it in a suicide squad. What's was totally fine. Bad and suicides. All the, I never saw suicides. Oh my God. I started like five times. I'm a suicide squad. What's that? Anything is better than suicide squad.

Yeah. I've literally tried to watch it five times. The worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. I've seen a lot of bad movies. My least favorite that I've gone all the way through was probably bad man for Superman. That was my least favorite so far. Patrick's saying that they have the image.

Oh God. Oh, do they really show this? Are we, are we really going have the image. Oh God. Oh, do they really show this? Are we really gonna show this? Oh. It's just scratch top. That's just like wearing tear from people. Oh, it's not liquid. It's not paste.

No, it's just like a dented. How did those cuts get in the toilet seat? Like who's eating metal and shitting it out? Who's shitting on top of the toilet seat? That's not cuts. that's like goo. You don't be a new farm. No, that's just, that's just, that's not where it is.

That is moisture taking off the top layer of paint. Yeah, from your butt sweat. Yeah, that's what that is. That's water damage. That's butt water. I've only have a glonster and be like, oh, this, I ain't no slime, it's still here. That's slime. I ain't no slime is still here. That's not a slime.

I will pay you $50 to rub your hand across that. $50 to catch it. We'll get, we'll get, get Patrick's new phone and we'll go into the bathroom. What are you doing? I'll take the red bucks for that. You're not allowed in the boys' bathroom, Barb. You can't out bathroom police, you're burning it.

You can go in with an escort. Is that true? Yeah. You go in with an escort? Can I go into the women go in with an escort. Is that true? Yeah. Do you want to go in with an escort? Can I go into a women's restroom with an escort? So we just have to hire an escort? I wouldn't touch that for 50 bucks.

I don't want to go in the women's restroom. I've heard horror stories about the women's restroom. It's awful from what I understand. Like women are hovering and they're not good at that and they're terrible at that. Women are fucking disgusting pigs, man. You know, the only people who know that women are disgusting pigs are are the women.

People who have ever lived with a woman. That's the only people who know what disgusting pigs women are. They just like, it's everywhere, they put shit everywhere, everywhere, it's just like, just clothes everywhere, makeup, we have a massive counter in my house and it's got two sinks in it. I have like the smidge, I have like this.

This is what I have, of that. And all my stuff is lined up on that. Yeah, but wouldn't you rather have that than just nothing, an empty gap where a woman used to be because you got Minji about her taking over your counter. That's the way I have to look. Do you want to talk about it? No.

So you're not allowed to speak against Meg's habits. Oh, I mean, obviously it's like, come on. Look at this. And then it's like, that's better than it. You know, being completely empty, though. Are you okay? Are you abused at home? What's going on?

If you complain about what you want out of life, or you told your shut up. That's why it's great being a single woman because you don't miss anything. It's all still your own shit. It is. One of the nice about, you never lived with anybody, though. Have you?

I've never lived with anybody, you know. See, that's exactly opposite. I mean, I about you never lived with anybody. I have never lived with anybody. No. See that's exact opposite I mean I have almost never lived alone. I went from college dorm to living with Matt was not really something roommate But then having a living girlfriend and then married for a long time. Yeah, take up a wheel counter No, Matt. He just it's just other people's food in the fridge is all gross Yeah, the shit that other people eat and then they cook whatever they cook and it's just other people's food in the fridge is all gross. Yeah. It's like the shit that other people eat. And then they cook whatever they cook, and it's always terrible, you know?

I like being a little dictate my own fridge space. Like Matt would make crackers with steak. Oh, what is happening? It's like he takes out a chicken cracker. He would take like ground beef, and he'd make a ground beef patty, and then he'd mash up crackers. Okay.

Put that on the outside, then fry that whole thing. That's a sudden thing. I don't know what it was. Yeah, he'd also eat mayonnaise sandwiches. Just mayonnaise. That is ridiculous. I joke about that once on the podcast, I didn't realize people actually did that.

Yeah, in his defense, it's two slices of bread, mayonnaise on both, a slice of tomato and then pepper. Oh, well, there's stuff in there. That's tomato sandwich. Tomato sandwich. Okay. Is that a thing that's not a mayo sandwich? Tomato sandwich's stuff in there. It's tomato sandwich. Tomato sandwich. Okay. Is that a thing, but that's not a mayo sandwich. Tomato sandwich is the only mayo.

Well, it's also bread. That's like being like, I watched the dude eat ketchup. I mean, he did fry it in a much better way. Sandwich part is the bread. A tomato sandwich is not a thing. Nobody eats tomato sandwich. Sure they do. You never had a cheese in tomato sandwich?

Okay, you added cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You added stuff here. Have you never had a bacon lettuce in tomato? Yeah. And then he said, which? With a burger on there, maybe? cheese. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, condiment or whatever is filling it. It's easier to make fun of them if I say you didn't manage. It's time with you. It's a my sandwich. Get with the program. If it was mustard and tomato, what'd you call it a mustard sandwich? Hey, can I get another, can I get another, give me another water because Barbara spilled

my water. Oh, I got a place. What are you mad about? You were talking about Justice League. And Austin Comic Con was this past weekend and they had Jason Momoa in town for that. And I saw the most dismissive local news coverage. Really? Like that event on Friday, one of the local stations, I guess, was doing a promo for that event. And they were like, yeah, there's some b-roll, Jason Momoa playing. They're like, Jason Momoa is going to be here. I don't know. My producer

tells me it's kind of a big deal. And then they cut to b-roll in the shell, Nichols. And the anchor was like, hey, you're're gonna nice her. She was in Star Trek. She'll be there too. Anyway, it's this weekend. Damn. I was like, what the fuck is that? She's like, icon. Right.

That was the absolute. Is it someone trying to play it cool? Like, they actually, do you know who these people are? It seemed like the whole segment, he was just like dismissive of like, oh, just stupid nerds. They're like dismissive of geek culture in general. Like what a fucking asshole.

You know who's gonna replace him at his job? Unnurred, and it's gonna be awesome. Yep. I hope that nerd name is Max Headroom. So, Justice League, everything is wrong with Justice League. You could probably figure out because it's everything that's wrong with it anyway. The one thing that I didn't like that I think a lot of people

are gonna like is they didn't like the flash character. He's like, who's the autistic guy from Big Bang Theory? Sheldon? Yes. It's basically that, but superhero version of that character. I mean, you can't relate to other people, you know, what's that? What was the biggest criticism of the movie?

Well, I think, you know, just like, in general, the way the story was like, the plot was a little bit thin. I gotta say this, I'm not looking forward to the Aquaman movie. And I was really looking forward to seeing Jason Momoa as Aquaman. And I am now like, I can't imagine how bad that Aquaman movies. Luckily, I'm very bad at predicting how these superhero movies do. Because I also thought like Guardians of the Galaxy was going to be a train wreck as well.

I was with you on that one. Yeah. And, but man, it was just this was for different reasons. I didn't think people were gonna go out of their way to watch a Guardians of the Galaxy movie because I didn't think anybody was familiar with that comic, turns out didn't matter. People do know Aquaman is kind of a joke character, but all the stuff with him was just bad.

I think all people know about Aquaman is like from the Justice League, to Super Friends, from like the 70s. Like that's all I know about Aquaman. He were like orange and green and he's talking fish. What's this super power? like the 70s. Like that's all I know about Aquaman, you were like orange and green, and he's talking fish. What's the super power? He talks to fish. Well, he can swim super fast,

and he's super strong, he can breathe underwater. Yeah. He's underwater Superman. It's like the only thing that sells up for me is Jason Momma. Yeah, no, he's good looking. He's great. I mean, do you think a lot of people are baking on the fact

that he was in Game of Thrones and that people are gonna want to see it because of that? I don't think about how many people remember him from Game of Thrones because he was only in the first season for like half the season. So if he's like underwater Superman, can't Superman go underwater and not breathe? Okay, that's the other problem. Like can he tell me the other. That's the other major problem is Superman is clearly way overpowered.

Right. Like they assemble this whole team and basically they just need Superman. That's it. They really don't need anybody else on the team. Sure. You know, without spoiling anything that happens in the movie, it's like, well, if they had Superman in the situation, everything would be fine. And turns out, that's right.

So, like you should never have a team with a super hero. You should never have a team with super heroes where somebody's specialty is some power. And there's somebody else on the team who has that power, but better. Or a little bit, a little bit better. And everything else. It's kind of like when the first matrix came out,

that was the concern you had before the even announced the sequels was you can't continue that story once you have a character who can do everything right. The rules don't apply say well what do you where do you go from there it's like you've already got a godlike character. Well you just bring another god in right that's what they did. No you remove him from his element which is what they did in. Remember, they put him like in that weird subway prison thing. And it's like, he couldn't really interact with the matrix and he would just kind of gone and they had to rescue him. Got a man never really understood all that. And then he had to meet with the director, the architect. The architect, that was the way station.

Right. Would they get the family with little girl that were trying to get out of there? Was the architect a real man? No. No, he was counterparts to Oracle. little girl that were trying to get out of there. Was the architect a real man? No. Because I didn't feel any of that. No, he was the counterpart to the Oracle. Okay. I think they were like AI that designed the matrix

because there was no human that made the matrix. Right. AI were all sentient by that point in time. Because I didn't see any like, I don't know, old food wrappers in there. So speaking of, can I, can I, this is a great segue to my friend who's here. What, okay, what are we, what are you gonna talk about? What was he doing? I had to read. Speaking of great content. All right. So speaking of, can I, this is a great segue to my friend who's here.

What, okay, what are we, what are you gonna talk about? What was I doing? I had to read. Speaking of great content. We'll come back with talking about my friend after you. Speaking of great content that you can catch up on. I want to remind everyone, this episode of the Receipt Podcast is brought to you by

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Defy boundaries and start gaming now at Alienware.com. Next-gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors. Binging a lot of Tom and Jerry on Boomerang lately. Love that series. Go check it out. Is it a hold up? Yeah, it's classic. I mean, how could it not? It's all just hell when you were a baby. Right. I mean, it's just, it's as funny as you remember it. But it's funny because like I always think about the two. Gavin's exactly right.

Watching stuff like Tom and Jerry, I watched little rascals, I watched three stuages. That's different from like from the 20s and the 30s. And I was watching that stuff when I was growing up in the 80s. But now if somebody watched something an 80s cartoon today, that would feel really weird. You know, that they would back that far to watch something.

Well, I feel like some of that old stuff, like if you go back far enough, it's a lot of the humor, a lot of the storytimes very like archetypes, right? Like it's not rooted in any specific period of time. It's, you hit someone with a pie in the face. That's gonna be funny. 100 years ago, it's gonna be funny 100 years in the future.

Right? When did the Simpson start? Or like the big poof with the powder? Simpson's was late 80s, right? 89. 89. So that's technically a character from the 80s. Yeah, but it's still running.

Yeah, I get what you're saying, but it's still running. And also nobody's going back to watch it early. Oh, I literally, if I have met somebody who's saying, hey, I'm starting the Simpsons this week. I would be 25 years to catch up. Yeah, when do you start the Simpsons these days? I'm 18. I think you just watch it randomly. What's the best of clips, right? I mean, this, I mean, it's so much

to consume. It's like, what is Simpsons at now? 28 years, 29? I'm 28. Yeah. You and I would watch it in our office when we shared an office here. Yeah, we just leave it on TV all day. It's put like on random. Are you getting stoked about the world cup? Yeah, is that coming up next year? Next year. Well, you watched that in our office, two together. Yeah, so maybe think of it, on random. Are you getting stoked about the world cup? Yeah, is that coming up next year next year? We watched that in our office two together. Yeah, so maybe think of it. Barbara. Fuck those four years ago. It's really did make it three years ago. You wasted and make it either. Well, that's nice surprise. Yeah, that's a big surprise. Thank you fucking easy, dude.

Make it you can't make it well Canada England. Did we make Italy Italy? It's really didn't make it really and that's embarrassing Well, yeah, cuz they usually a great team Usually I mean US is a terrible team. They it's been a long time since they failed to qualify though So you have like a Superman The sports justice league all of our powers are incredible, but we're not good at any particular thing That's what it should work is that gives us balance you take him out of their element making play football superman's best at everything He's not the best to catching a kryptonite bullet. That is true.

In Batman vs Superman, why did they make him carry the kryptonite? It doesn't make any sense. Who did? They give him the kryptonite spear. Why don't you give it to Wonder Woman if you can throw it. Why don't you give it to Batman?

He'll put it in a gun and shoot it at the enemy. Why does Superman have to fucking fly with it? Conflict. It doesn't make any sense. Anyway, you said you had a perfect segue. Yeah, well, I was gonna say this- this uh, Sheldon approach to flash. I get also it's in line,

Ashley was telling me it's in line with the television show. No, autistic, though. I just didn't like it. Really, I like high functioning ass burgers. It definitely comes across that way to me, you know. Which I think is really interesting that we- we could have a character who's somewhere on the autism spectrum. I think that's really interesting, which I think is really interesting that we could have a character who's somewhere on the autism spectrum.

I think that's really interesting because I think a lot of people could relate to that for lack of a better term. But I think there's better ways to do it than making it actually like this like quirky, unable to fit in but of the joke always character, which is what the flash turned into. Actually, there's another super anti-social character

in Justice League that I thought was gonna be Garbage, which is cyborg. It's great. Like everything with cyborg, I thought was totally fine. And great. Should I watch this movie and then as well, should I watch it on a video? You should go see Justice League, dude. It was, I enjoyed it. I'll go ahead. I'm in the minority, but. Yeah, DC, if you want another socially awkward, standoffish person for your movie, just give me a call. I swear, I'll like the movie if I'm in it. What would your pal be?

Uh, I'd have my acid sweat hands. Like, oh no, we're trapped. They're behind kryptonite bars. Superman can bend them. Don't worry. First job in five years. I will. Can you do me a favor and make your first job melting off the anal slime and sound shit plaster? That's plastic. I can't do plastics just milk.

You can't. Uh, you could probably do plastic if you put your mind to it. plaster. That's plastic. I can't do plastic. It's just milk. You can probably do plastic if you put your mind to it. It takes double milk. I've never melted plastic. Yet. You've never melted metal. I have. Metal metal metal.

Okay. If I gave you a metal straw, how long before you were through it? It would take a long time. It'll take a couple years. Yeah. Like the way the reason I knew it was because when I would play so much World of Warcraft and I would leave my hands on my keyboard, they would eat through the middle of my MacBook. And you sure it's not just friction based. No, because no one else

ever has that. What did Apple say? It was like, pock marks. Did Apple look at it and be like, man, you put a no, I ended up putting one of those covers of a plastic cover over it. People on Twitter were very upset at my hair sticking out of my hat. So I fixed that. I liked it. It's fixed now. You seem pretty nice and bold. I hung up on your hair right now, but I think it's fine. What's wrong with it? No, I'm just saying, people on Twitter were complaining at me over my hair.

But that on the bus, you know, listen to what Twitter says about hair. They're complaining you've been hashtag our keep on. I'm just responding to the audience's feedback. That's the one doing. This is someone with a conversation. Someone on Twitter said my legs were orange. Are you like, they are orange. What do you mean they are orange?

It's a skin. Well, you're kind of orange. Oh, there's lights are orange. We mean the orange. It's a skin. Well, you're kind of orange. Oh, these lights are orange. Yeah, there's an orange light point. You're also slightly warmer. Very tan. Your legs look so orange. So wow.

Yeah. Like someone's put a bloody umpulimpul on my legs. What are you worried about, Gavin? I know you're like, I can't wait for this patch of hair to grow back. It's so itchy. Like every day. Why is it itchy waxed it? Yeah, I thought it was only itchy if you shave it.

Bloody oompa loompa line. Oh my God. All right, so by the way, I want to point out that I am drinking water. I have a new commitment where I'm not going to drink on camera anymore. Just because I just, I just, I just so much drinking at our company on mic or on camera. It's just I just, I just, I just so much drinking at our company on Mike

or on camera, it's just like, I'm just, I've got a new commitment to drink twice as much then. I'll make up for you. See, but you went through a period where you weren't drinking on Mike either. Yeah, because it was against the rules. Still against the rules. It's those against the rules.

It's against the rules. Gus is a pushover. So why is he? You're like the person who recycles on behalf of everyone else who doesn't recycle. No, doesn't recycle. I'm just saying, like for like the people who go above and beyond, like,

do you really not recycle Gus race? If it's easy, I'll do it. I'm not going out of my way to do it. What do you mean? What, okay, I'm not picking anybody else's recycling out of the trash if that's what you do. But there are the people who do that. Yeah, there are.

And this is the equivalent. You get and I was in delivery. What happens with the box? I'll put it in the recycling, most recycling filter, it goes in the trash. I have questions about the shirt you're wearing, Gus. I have so many questions about it. It says Rooster Teeth.

I know that. I've got questions about it though. It's great. Rooster's not spelt with two us. What? I have questions. I didn't design the shirt, I don't know. It's very nice, I like it.

I like it. It's actually a hoodie, it's a lightweight hoodie. It's very nice. I like it. It's actually a hoodie. It's a light-weight hoodie. It looks like post-a-teeth. No, it doesn't. Oh, it does. Why'd you say that? Why'd you say that?

That's not like a pee. We're ruined. It's like your B versus shirt. Can we, yeah, that's a pee. No, it's an R. No, it's it's clearly says rooster clearly Clearly the longer you look at the less it does You have to know what it means. All right, so my buddy Scott is here We have talked about is Gus. We were talking this before the podcast. Mm-hmm

This would have to be if people remember Scott they'd have to be a hardcore podcast listener. We've told, you've mentioned Scott. Scott stores every now and then, but it's been a while. Yeah. It's been a while. Usually, Scott's a very intelligent unit I've known Scott for how long have I known you Scott? Since 1990.

1990, so 27 years. Coming beat by a few years. Same possible. You were right behind. Yeah, so Scott's a very smart dude. Got an engineering degree. Engineering what do you sure you're doing? Mathematics.

Mathematics, that's smart, that's smart degree, right? Smart stuff, very smart. But he believes in some weird, what's five times seven? Yeah, come on. I'm gonna think you got a tour of Scott's weird conspiracy theories over the years. Here, Gus, if you can remember these.

Scott was the guy who in 2006 was talking about the mind apocalypse that was gonna happen in 2012. If he was well ahead of the curve on that, he was the guy who told us that there was a 10th planet in the solar system. I was about to ask if that was you. Wait a minute, you told me about that and kept that thing going for a while.

I did not, I didn't, you, you, you, you, you were the head of the game. What the hell? What the name of it? You know it, I just said it. What is it? It's like Nibiru. But, no, okay.

Do I have to defend myself or you're very careful. If you want to give. All right. There's a fine line between being aware and acknowledging such crazy stories, then there is about sending them out there. What side of the line are you on? Would you say on a regular basis? Were you on this side of the line or are you on the crazy side of the line? I'm on your side of the line.

I wish I wish you'd never told me about New Beardrooks every now and then. I think like, what if it's actually out there? What if it's actually coming? And as far as the Mayan thing goes, that was more on the social psychosis of the masses. I was more concerned with everybody else going nuts and making it come true, making something crazy, based on all the crap that was happening.

Oh, because the Mayan's not the calendar itself. I didn't care about that. But you thought that we'd reach a fever pitch and people would like, comment people, comment people, comment people, comment people looking for a reason to, for, you know, things to reset and start all over

and apocalypse and all that. And they're like, if you have enough people thinking crazy stuff, they can make it happen. You know, self-fulfilled prophecy type stuff. It's like when that gas shortage happened because people thought it would be one. That happened in Austin.

Yeah. Just, hurricane Harvey. Exactly. Exactly. We didn't even get hit by Hurricane Harvey, really. Just hurricane Harvey. Exactly. Exactly. We didn't even get hit by Hurricane Harvey really. No, I'll rain. It was just non-stop lines of gas stations for like a week.

All right. He's got, he's going to deny this one. Okay. But I think you'll remember it. So Scott and I had a website called Longhorn Nation for a while. I remember. And it was a sports site based on the community software that we used to run Ruchiteeth. And we were doing what we could to promote it, just never really took off as much as we

tried. But it did have like, like, like, five to 10,000 people who were there on a regular basis. Sure. Right. There was a point in time when there was some, like, we were trying to promote it. We were doing a lot of stuff. We even flew like banners on planes over stadiums and stuff. I remember that guy forgot about that.

Yeah. And there was a controversy, I think think that happened with something in the placement, the seeds for who's going to the national championship. There's a lot of controversy about that in the college football. And Scott said, we were talking about somebody who goes, I go what he goes, I just, I can't believe that Obama hasn't mentioned us. And I said, what? And he goes, yeah, I just feel like there's so much controversy about, you see, I can feel him staring at me. There's so much controversy about college

world. Why wouldn't, why wouldn't President Obama have mentioned our website yet? Why wouldn't that happen? I was like, do you hear how insane what you're saying? Okay. So this is how people get reputations. I am, you're right. I am going to deny that only because I don't recall it. I've said some crazy shit, but if you can- I do remember that story. I remember that story. I remember that story. If you tell him enough times, it becomes part of the story.

It probably, it probably, it might be right there. But in your defense, Scott, the last one I have here on Scott's two or the force of conspiracy theories over the years was actually one that we found out was true, which Scott was telling me all about FEMA, how they had fields of coffins in Louisiana, like millions of coffins ready to go in case of a natural disaster and they had to bury millions of people. And I was like, he's fucking crazy that they had the government has coffins out in this

field and they're storing them in case of calamity. We looked it up and there's YouTube videos of people walking around these coffin-filled fields. Collapsible plastic ones, right? Yeah, you're not stepping. There was a size D draft. If you're an engineer, you know what drafting of engineering drawings look like. And it actually, someone found it was able to find that as well.

What does that mean? Of the coffins? Of the coffins, yeah. Is that plastic? Yeah, they're plastic. They look like big tubs. Human tubs, huh? You pretty much human tubs are where.

But they can obviously, when they're empty, they look like big tub. Human tub, you pretty much human Tupperware. But they can obviously when they're empty, they can stack them. And it's just rosy thing. And you bring up an interesting point there. What's that? Things are conspiracy theories when only a handful of people know it and try to that's all stuff. It's people get set in their ways. They're

like they either choose not to investigate any further. Are there so dead set in their ways that they anything that does not align with their way of thinking they just discount it? I love how crazy you sound right now. I think that's wrong around. It's like trying to convince the Trump supporter that he sucks. Do you believe in lizard people? No, okay.

Yeah, that would be a better way to run this. Why don't you bring up a topic and see where I might stay? What's your favorite conspiracy theory? Why don't you bring up a topic and see where I might stay? What's your favorite conspiracy theory? I don't. Do you think we landed on the moon? Of course. Okay. You're asking the wrong question. Why have we been back in 45 years? Why have we back to the moon in 45 years? In it. We landed 12 men on the moon from 1968 to 1972. We haven't been back in 45 years. That's the question. Maybe they saw something they didn't want to go back to see. Well, you're we're talking

about Elon Musk and people like that are talking about sending people to Mars. Stage by that. That gets us this 30 million miles. If you're going to learn how to live on another celestial logic, why wouldn't you do it on one that's 240,000 miles away? I hate to say, but I've been saying that too. Yeah. And Gus, I mean, this is how he gets you, though. This is how I've known him for 27 years. He applied logic. He draws you in with logic. It's just an analogic.

It's just an endless rock though. Like what more can be done on them. You can say anything about more. Gavin, if you're gonna attempt to go to Mars, which is closest to gets to us in 25 months, is 30 million miles away, why wouldn't you practice on the moon where you can save people, bring supplies.

It's so much easier to test. Why are we trying to go to Mars? Why are we figured out to live on the moon yet? What happened to your voice, by the way? You just been smoking eight packs a day. What's going on? I don't smoke. Yeah, I know, but you sound like you

were yelling and traffic the whole way here. I was probably at a football game that we won actually finally. Oh, is that what happened? You won? Could we beat? Can you believe that? Could we beat what's going on here?

Yeah. So Scott was there when I ran on the field. So he has stuff on the field too. Oh, the, oh, you game. We got tackled? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so Scott was there when I ran on the field so he has stuff on you too. Oh the oh you game We got tackled by the yeah Yeah, let's we live that that so anyway, so the reason I thought I had to bring Scott it was he just texted me out of the clear blue sky The other day and I was reading over the text. I was trying to make head details of the text I thought I just said just please come in and come on the podcast explain to me what the fuck you mean by this so he just wrote me come in and come in the podcast, explain to me what the fuck you mean by this.

So he just wrote me, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Hey, uh, burns, are you there? Hey, burns, I'm putting together an abstract burns. Could you use the old burns creativity and monetization skills? Here's the deal. I know a few are working hard to move consciousness

to a computer, but how many questions would it take to move enough information that my person would be uploaded to a CPU and pass the Turing test? Obviously, the abstract that I'm working on comes after the research is complete. I guess what I'm doing now is an outline or summary of what I'd like to study to be about. Look, first of all, what is this?

I think I've had really interesting. Why would I know? Interesting question. But why would I probably, any of this stuff? Here's the problem I'm dealing with. I also have to deal with a guy that's probably getting 78 tweets every five minutes has very little time to look at my stuff.

So I have to sum it up in less than two minutes or it's not going to get answered. You've got to keep repeating his name. That's the reverse. The reverse. I did that. It's that 78 tweets every minute. So how dare you?

Why did you think Bernie would know the answer to that question? Not an answer, but he would probably have some insight on it. Does anybody watch Black Mirror, the show Black Mirror? Of course. Okay, are you familiar with the show? I like the show. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, the John Ham Christmas special.

I said, I think. Okay, what about the one he'll be back where the woman, her husband dies in the car crash. She relies on his pregnant and she uploads from his social media to thing. And he basically lives and it goes down there when they get a body form. Okay, so this is a culmination and inspiration

of those two things. A question from my girlfriend and the fact that... Bragg about having a girlfriend, by the way. Bragg about it, bringing up on air. Well, that's something I'm sorry. No, I agree. He's good to bounce shit with out. Absolutely. I mean, all of you are. But I mean, okay, so look.

Do you think I'm smarter? No. Over time or less smart, over time, working at this job. You're probably going downhill, right? I think so too. I think this job. I think you're probably going downhill. I think so too. I think so too. I think I'm losing this step. But it doesn't change the fact that at one point your

creativeness was off the charts and that's why you're sitting here today doing it. And you'll prime. And you'll prime your phenomenon. That's super versatile real fact there. The creativity took a hit there, huh? In the process. I was part of the creativity.

That's why you stopped working. That's why I stopped drinking. I'm trying to get my mode. So what are you going to do? You're going to upload your consciousness to your computer? No, that can't be done. I'm saying you could do it on the cheap. How many questions would you have to ask? Like, there's certain undeniable things that are Scott. I'm left-handed. I'm five foot 11. I have asthma. Those are undeniable. Then there's things that only you and I know,

or me and my girlfriend know, me and Ross know, okay? Then there's questions that, I mean, how many questions would have to be asked before there was enough information on a computer where you or somebody else would ask it a question and wouldn't know the difference between AI or me? A billion. Exactly, it's like, okay, my point is, all the variables that life. A billion. Exactly. Okay. My point is all the variables that you do basically.

Yeah. Well, maybe the form you're conscious of. Well, the point is once you start asking probing questions, like what are your opinions on this? What are your opinions on that? Then you can start, I don't know, putting together other ideas that when a random question comes in, it can actually formulate it based on how would you give it in the past?

How would you do it on a baby? How would you what the amount of knowledge in a typical human brain at any given moment? You guys never did the Akinator thing? It's like 20 questions before it figures out who you're talking about. That you're talking, right? You can figure out your account. Carbs, right, you're talking thousands, millions, tens of billions, tens of millions.

And it would never stop. And let's be honest, I have, I don't have that much to do, playing golf, that kind of stuff. I'll answer a question. I can answer a thousand questions a day. At what point do you have enough information where somebody cannot tell the difference? Well, here's the weird thing about it to me is that, you say the upload of I'll answer a question. I can answer a thousand questions a day. At what point do you have enough information or somebody cannot tell the difference?

Well, here's the weird thing about it to me is that, you say the upload of your consciousness to a computer. Let's say that technology exists and just a great grab to everything. It seems like the computer would have a better way to access memories and things like that than you would. If you went through and asked me these questions, I would not be able to answer a lot of those questions myself.

But if you uploaded my consciousness to a computer, it would be able to answer some of these questions. Like what I do in a specific day, you know, I can't see. The sequence DNA without you saying a word. And it can know a lot about you, kind of. I guess, but I guess, I mean, for basic personality, you know, you're hard-wared,

not knowing the software. Well, there's also a lot of things that people wouldn't necessarily ask questions of experiences you've had on your own that you would never Talk about publicly Tell us one tell us one give us a secret what the fuck would I do that? Give us one just say the computer with no that it's you and not some other First time I masturbate was with a teddy bear really that's called ambush paddock's in I think yeah Like a mutual thing you watched him masturbate and you did a

That was that was happening. It's like a toy story situation. You got the wrong Teddy Ruck's been like Adult one and it's how you how to do it. I should like that though like What do you hump you hump the the I'm not going into this chair now I'm gonna wait off the woods. Did you at least wash it? By the way, Kudos to bar for stepping up with that Yeah, there's a 10 planet I was like the eye of the teddy bear it wasn't the eye Yeah, she's tough. Yeah, yeah. Was it the hot guy? You're up to hook. There's a 10 planet. We want to talk about Barbara. I'm putting the teddy bear. It was like the eye of the teddy bear.

It wasn't the eye. It was just a firm part of the teddy bear. Tongue? Was the tongue sticking out? To the teddy bears do not have tongues. Tumbs. Tumbs. We not have tongues.

What the fuck? Is it now by a plus teddy bear? No. Is this bear still in your home? No. Do you want to look bear still in your home? It is It's a Canada right? It is now. I think we gave it away Second hand that this bear smells funny Clunch juice on it. I'm gonna upload it into a computer

An old slime and clunch juice All right, so Scott, when how long before you think the technology exists for we can go with your business plan and upload ourselves into computer. Well, that's the point. I mean, there's already people waste more than us that are trying to do that.

I'm saying we don't have to do the conscious this thing. I'm just thinking, can you upload enough information about somebody to where the Turing test can be passed by an average person. Like what she's talking about is there will have to be private questions that are not known by anybody else that when they asked them only you to share that. That'll have to be verified. There's all sorts of steps to it. I mean, look, dude, it's in the beginning face as I texted you erroneously when I just thought of it. I probably should have

laid out a little more. What's the final very, very, very, very, very, very, So what's the final goal with this? Like, what would be that in game? Well, it came, well, I'll tell you how it came up. Gavin, here's how it came up. My girlfriend, we had been drinking and she said something really kind of off-putting. She said something like, I open one of us guys,

I'm the one that goes first. And she goes because I don't want to live without you. And I was like, it's kind of sweet and that's also kind of nuts at the same time. Kind of selfish. And what I'm thinking is the first thing live without you. And I was like, it's kind of sweet, and that's also kind of nuts at the same time. Kind of selfish. And what I'm thinking is the first thing I thought of was that black mirror episode where the guy takes the social media, the kind of the technology takes

this guy's social media. Oh, I've seen that. And all that stuff, and they upload it so that he can be with his wife. And then it all goes down here when they're like, hey, you might be ready for the next level of our offerings and we'll send you a body can you can put that in. So now you can actually touch and feel,

and that's when it went downhill, because the guy couldn't behave, the mannerisms were all wrong, and she was like, you're not my husband, get away. But what I'm saying is, how far would you have to go in order to make yourself, at least come at a comforting level on a computer to someone else that misses you?

That's how it came up. Oh, a comforting level. Like a simulation. Yeah. A good enough simulation. Like Uncanny Valley, but for feels. Well, to me though level. Like a simulation. Yeah. A good enough simulation. Like uncanny valley, but for feels. Well, to me, the whole thing I have to yield a lot of questions.

Yeah, but don't you feel like the whole purpose of this technology if we make it is to save people's lives, essentially, they get upload their consciousness, but then is it really you? Well, no, that's, I mean, that's not really saving someone's life. That's more for this is.

Replicate. This more for like the people who are still alive. That's weird though. I wouldn't want people doing that. I feel like it would never be perfect because there are things that you don't notice about your partner that they might do that you wouldn't ever ask them. Like, for example, if I like sometimes click my knuckles

while I'm watching a movie, I feel like if I stopped doing that, you wouldn't notice that I'd stop doing it, but you wouldn't notice that I do do that either. So how would you do? So how would the computer know to ask that? And that be stuff just lost in the fact that there's subconscious stuff that nobody notices, but it'd be weird if it wasn't there.

Well you're right, there are gonna be some holes. The idea is how many questions need to be asked or how much data needs to be intuitive to where that gap gets smaller and smaller from 7% down to 5% down to two like possible. And nobody can tell. Yeah, I think I looked, a billion seconds is over 31 years.

So even if you answered a question a second, non nonstop, 24 hours a day, it would take over 31 years to get through a billion. If you could only get one person, a billion, you get them back in this simulation. Who's the person you're investing in? You know, where am I in your list? Like 20? Oh, come on. What if I was like an add on like I understand what my list was going to start with like

Isaac Newton nine sign and all that shit. So where do you? Where are you on that list? 20 number 20 20. Hi. Oh, sure. Oh, you're up there because you're up there because you're a buddy and I know you all these other smart jerk ones. I don't know. So you gain value there. Who would you do? Who would you would you would you would you do Meg? How? Yeah. How many of I got? Y'all won. Someone who's, yeah. Currently with us.

Yeah, just team of Colbert. I do Joe the Cat. I miss him. So. At first I thought you meant people who had already passed. No, not necessarily. Just like who would you like over the course of your life? Like obviously up to this point.

I mean, I was gonna say Monty. Oh yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. God, who would you do? We're gonna be more wife. Yeah, yeah. Preserve. There's no way you want that though,

would you really want this simulation of your life? Someone who doesn't really get along with anybody. Yes, we know. You want with us? So having found someone that I can't get along with, I think you want, I would want to keep a hold of that somehow. But which do you want you? Maybe not.

As a simulation. And I would not be offended. Yeah. I feel like you definitely couldn't do Monty. There's no way a computer would get that way. I know. The algorithm and the projections would never figure that, figure him out at all. You have to network like 50 DDR machines together. To get it right.

Gus, on a scale, one to 10. network like 50 DDR machines together. To get it right. Gus, on a scale, one to 10, one is you don't care about them at all, 10, they're the most important person in the world and whatever to you. Scala one, 10, likeability. How much do you like us? Like how much do you like Gavin? Scala one, 10.

Why are we grouping us together by the way? I'm not, I'm saying we're starting with a 10. You're probably all the same. Yeah, probably, right? You're probably all sevens. Sevens? That's not bad. That's not bad at all.

That's not bad. Even me? You think you'd be higher? No, I thought it'd be lower. Oh. Because you, Beth and he's lower. No, she's higher, I would think.

No, she's lower. Yeah, she's lower. No one is lower as long. But you cool Gus Ugly like every week. No, I don't. I called him, I, not. There was one week where I made a joke about it. It'd be funny if his middle name was ugly.

What a great joke. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha keep on with the dirty ass stains and stuff like that. Are you criticizing my word at all? How dare you? How dare you? All right, Scott, everybody. We're going to bring it back. Next time there's a major like clammy or apocalypse, looming will I appreciate that. I believe everything.

Come back. Next time there's the outbreak of some disease, like SARS or. Oh, SARS. That was so scary. That's a good question. Where did SARS go? Scott. Well, we're all that dogs. He's saying he's headbutties. He couldn't be saying I'm not going to that's a good question. Where did SARS go? There's a note. Scott, well, that's not the one.

That's the one. He shing his head, but he couldn't be saying I'm not gonna tell you. No idea. I was really, that's like when the SARS outbreak happened, that's when I had just moved to Puerto Rico. And I was actually glad I was like, okay, I live on an island. Yeah.

There's not as many people around, like this is good. This is a good place to be. But also you're trapped on an island. It's true, but you're, there's less people. All right. Yeah, the vector to come This is a good place to be. But also you're trapped on an island. It's true. But you're there's less people. All right. Yeah, the vector to come in is a boa was big for a bit as well. Again, I think the Ebola, one of the Ebola outbreaks is when the theme of coffin thing came up.

That's when Scott was mentioning it for the first time. Hmm. I feel like it was before that. Yeah, I do. There's a bunch of Ebola outbreaks. There's been a few of them. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't the one in the US.

That one was really weird when the Ebola made it the Dallas, you remember? Oh, yeah. That was weird. That was weird. I was kind of freaked out about that. They lived that, didn't they? I think the initial patient who brought it did not,

but then I think the healthcare workers who caught it from him did live. Fah. I do remember though, there was that helicopter footage of the guy who initially came back from Africa with it. He was in an apartment in Dallas and he was walking out to his car and he threw a blood all over the sidewalk. Oh.

And then the news helicopter was going by and they showed just like a maintenance guy with a hose washing off. Yeah. It's a bowl of blood like into the sewer. Uh. It was like holy shit. That's not good. Are you saying that he shouldn't have just blotted it down the drain?

I'm just saying there's I want people in suits with, you know, chemicals, the big tubes that they have to walk through to get to it. Yeah, that's what I want. Like when they found it like when they found ET. Like all those guys show, you want those guys there cleaning up the above blood. Oh, I'm not sure, Zinc. Yeah.

You want like zip up rooms in your house, though. Right. That's exactly right. I don't think, well, a lot of stuff dies in blood, doesn't it? That's dude. This is it, right? Yeah, it's power washing it. Oh my God.

And look at the, I remember this lady too, because you can see the water running off to her feet and she's just standing there, you know. Oh standing there. You know, you think she got it? This is like this is like the opening credits to some apocalypse movie where they just show that clip. And then they showed like the numbers and all the countries turning red. It's like a video game where you try to make a a virus plaguing. Why is there's like a couple of ones that are all the same? Yeah, I feel like there was no, they should have been able to say,

this is our game. Don't make this fucking game. Like, like 2048, three's. Yeah. Kind of the same thing. I guess. Still playing PUBG. Yeah. I played PUBG. You guys played PUBG with vaulting the other day, right? Game changer was good. I was.

What's the thing? Is it really a crime of fence? Yeah. I didn't realize that was such a big deal. I don't really like something to be talked about. Can you go through windows though? I don't know, I would never offense. But like, why is that like venue fee? That's like, I could use it. You sneak that in and a patch. I could use it the other day when I was playing. That's a big news, man.

It's not big news. Game changer. All the stuff you could already do is not big news. Once you go through windows, then there are many more entrances than exits out of houses. Hey, I agree. I'm not going to be a big news. I'm not going to be a big news. I'm not playing. That's big news, man. It's not big news. Game changer. All the stuff you could already do, and that's big news. Once you go through windows,

then there are many more entrances than exits out of houses. Hey, I agree with you. It's not big news. I just thought I'd see you at this big news. How many hours do I have in PUBG? Like 15. Yeah, get the fuck out.

Yeah, wow, look at that. Oh, I'm sure you're telling me it's not big news. I'm just looking at it from the point of view of an average. Of a loser. Joe. Of a loser. You can jump over, jump out window great great. I may always you got Oh, I don't have I relatively I don't have that many. I think I'm like two or five. I want to say 205 hours yeah

He's got way more than me Yeah, I can probably see what I have a good log in a steam and see but I think I got like 240 Yeah, I just don't think that the close-up combat is any good. It's like 10 full days of clubbing. You're very wrong. It's clunk. You're very wrong. It's okay that you're wrong, but you're definitely wrong.

They changed the bullet dynamics as well. They added a lot more atmospheric drag. Different shape. Oh, really? Yeah, that's my name. So at close range, it's the, they fire the same, but above like 200 meters or so, they start to act differently. The gravity has a greater effect as well.

Is it effect damage? Is this like a range? No, it affects where your bullet ends up. That's too much. Yeah. Everything you said too much. Oh, stupid. You know, it's not too much. It's fucking, what is not too much? Next spot. Dollar shave club. Y'all, because it's only a dollar. I'm wondering when this episode of the Shave Podcast is also brought to you by Dollar Shave Club.

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That's like 10 weeks 40 40 hours a week. I can I can absolutely guarantee I played that much. That's a lot of week. I really have not. Yeah. I don't know if you saw I played that much. That's a lot of weeks. I really have not. Yeah. I don't know if you saw, I, um, I played five hours in the last two weeks. So a few weeks ago, I, uh, four points, I'm just free time. Four point six hours in the last two weeks. That's a lot.

Four point six hours over two weeks. Two hours in a week is a lot. Two point three hours. It's like not even half an hour a day. True. Or if I could just play for an hour. I mean, it's just like, 2.3 hours. It's like not even half an hour a day. True. Or if I could just play for an hour. I mean, it's just like, play a video game. Yeah, in the game, a match lasts maybe up to 30 minutes.

I also do a really dumb thing where I have wireless headphones. I got a razor, man of war headset. I fucking love it. I'm thinking actually looking into this razor phone because I'm actually, I really like most of the stuff that razor makes. They make good stuff. Okay, a lot of razor stuff when my headphones are Astros.

You should get Meg, oh here's the gift idea for you. You should get Meg a Razer webcam, because they finally, somebody made a webcam with a ring light. Yeah, but it's a shit. It's like, dank crap. The sense is not good. No, it's just a webcam.

Razer do make tremendous stuff, but that game controllers are ugly. They're hideous. Have you ever used a game? Well, they're like, no, I don't think I have console controllers. They make console controllers? Yeah, like they're Razer Xbox. They now make a wireless headset for the Xbox one.

No wires at all. I like that PC stuff. I like the keyboards and mouse. I like it. We can't buy GB stuff. The mouse that I learned how to play Smit on PC using a razor mouse. Yeah, and it was like all the numbers on the stuff and everything. Yeah. Yeah.

Loved it. Guys, I bought something really interesting on a steam the other day at Teddy's recommendation. What's that? Um, it is a early access game that I know was in early access, currently in development. It is a new Star Control game. Really?

Star Control Origins. How'd you talk to you about Star Control before or Teddy? Yeah. Oh, they've both played all the way through. Okay. Yeah. I make everyone play that game. Yeah.

My kids had to play it as part of the video game, edge of game. Great game. Such a great game. Star Control 2, very specifically, you could game. Yeah, my kids, my kids had to play it as part of the video game education. Great game. Such a great game. Such a great game. Such a great start control too. Very specifically. You could game every other one of them is garbage. But start control too is probably one of the most amazing games ever made. How do you be down this being developed by StarDoc? Huh. Pretty cool, right? Do you talk about the battlefront stuff? Not really. I've been playing that game. I've been playing the campaign. You playing PC or Xbox? Played on Xbox One X, okay?. I've been playing that game, I've been playing the campaign.

You playing PC or Xbox? Played on Xbox One X, which I love, by the way. As someone who thought the Xbox One was a terrible piece of shit, I really liked the One X. Why? What's different? I mean, I thought a lot of your problems were revolved around like the connect. Yeah, well, I got rid of that. Unplug that and then the update, the recent

update is better, I think. And also just runs games nice. I thought hitman now, you can pick between like HD high frame rate, so guaranteed 60 or 4K on its less frame rate. But I love that stuff. I love this PC element sneaking into console and I think it's a great console. And battlefront too is a fun campaign. It looks a lot of fun. I played a multiplayer match at E3 this year, and that was a lot of fun. I was paid to play it. I should point out, but I still had a lot of fun. What are the reviews been like? Oh, they've been pretty negative, haven't they?

There's a, the most downloaded comment in Reddit history with a response to this. But it's only because of like some DLC or something like that. There are pay to win elements in the multiplayer, where if you want, like let's say you're playing this game, right? It's confusing. If you want to play, let's say that you want to play a star's Vader in multiplayer. It's not unlocked initially.

You have to earn in game credits to unlock him. In order to get enough credits to unlock him at an average credit earn rate, you have to play the game for 40 hours for one character. For one character. Assuming you don't spend those credits on anything else. And there are, there were, they removed him before the game launch crystals. You could buy with real money to unlock loot boxes that gave you upgrades for other things.

And some of which did affect the how competitive you were in gameplay. How is that different from any other game in the micro transactions? The fact that because it helps you win. Right. Like the, the, the, the, I think people got upset when it came to the star cards were you, were how you could get star cards via paying real money and the star cards affected your in game performance. Like someone showed aside by side where they played Boba Fett with no upgrades and he was shooting someone for like 10 seconds before they died.

Then he used like a star card that he paid for and he with the same Boba Fett character he shot it someone for two seconds and then they died. Yeah, I agree with that scubbatch. And I haven't actually played multiplayer and did this game more wrong but the campaign is really fun and it looks great. I think a lot of people also look at like the way Overwatch does loot boxes, right? Where you can earn in-game currency by playing the game,

or you can buy loot boxes with real money. And the only things you get there are cosmetic. They don't affect gameplay at all. It's like you have access to all the characters all the time. You're just unlocking skins and like emotes and sprays. It doesn't affect how the game's played at all. I had a weird feeling the other day where I finally felt like all technology is great. Like, though we got the switch so I can play Mario while I take a dump.

I've got Xbox One X which is like, it's not as good as PC, but it's like, you know, it's getting there in the living room. Yeah. And then I was realizing that some stuff is just massively behind, like the quality of a phone call or webcam stuff. Yeah, you tweeted about that. But I feel like every thing.

Phone calls are shit. Phone calls are shit. And the entire time I've had a mobile phone, I'm pretty sure it's always been shit. I've never noticed an improvement. Maybe I haven't, I just don't realize it. How often do you make phone calls? What do you? I have to be on conference calls. I have, and I just don't realize it. But how often do you make phone calls? What do you?

I have to be on conference calls. I mean, with the advancement in every text messaging system and like ways we could mess each other on Twitter. People love conference calls. They bloody love. Yeah, but that's not like a lot of people. A lot of people do comments call it Barbara. I would say the majority of people don't.

Fair? Either way, there's no good. I love that. I love that. Yeah. You tweeted that and I replied to you. You replied to me with words. Yeah, yeah.

There's some people I have trouble understanding on the phone and it was a quality so bad. I said FaceTime audio calls help. And then someone replied with a very helpful response. Because FaceTime is over the internet while phone calls use really old network bands. Thanks, I mean, kind of the point I was making. Yeah, thanks.

So I wonder if you turn off LTE for voice if that would help. What would it help? Just because if you just go over the analog network, if you should, Should we have a phone network? I thought we'd disconnect it. Here's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna do this, Gavin. Cool me, I'll put you on speaker phone. I'm gonna do the feature that nobody does. I'm gonna send you Gavin. Call me, I'll put your speaker for. I'm gonna do the feature that nobody does. I'm gonna send you a recording message. Okay. I do that sometimes. Because the downside, sorry, go for it. Go ahead.

Now you go for it. Hey Gavin, it's Bernie. Just wanted to see how you are doing. Call me. Love you. All right, and I have a lot of trouble because the only people I talk to Americans It was so bad. Let me put this on speaker

By the way, when that that feature is 90% used by accident. I would imagine mostly I Gavin it's burning just Want to see how you actually okay about that. That's fine. I've heard it before That wasn't bad either way doesn't sound like a person No sounds like a person. No. Sounds like a robot. Which sucks for me, because I'm kind of giving up on texts. Like there's some people that I only talk to via texts, and I just, I've said, I'm not

doing this anymore because it's just, it's am I one of them? No, no, no, you're fine. You're fine. It's like, because I see you in person. There's some people that don't see in person. I only see them occasionally, and it's like, I have to text them on a regular basis. And tone and context do not come across. Yeah, it almost becomes like, I have to text them on a regular basis. And tone and context, do not come across. Yeah, it almost becomes like,

I got to make a voice phone call to this person. And then I make a voice phone call. And it sounds like garbage. Do you do it on FaceTime or you? Why do you go cross-check yourself? No. Do you have a do FaceTime or you? Never.

I love FaceTime or you. I feel like it's a different vibe Calling someone with it like a phone call. It's like a quick phone call I feel like if you go straight in with a face time audio So what's gonna be like what's cuz the word face time is associated with it? Well, it's just got your times Why is it your time should be face time? But ears are on the face. There's no face. No, they're not Yeah, it's on on the face. Here's your face adjacent behind, they're not. It is on the face. Ears are face and cheeks. They're behind the face. Ears are on the head, not the face.

Okay. That's what I would say. Either way, it's like a different, if I receive a FaceTime audio call, I mean, do you think, oh, this will be a long one. Because it's not like a quick thing you do for some reason. By the way, FaceTime, great name for the product. That's really like, occasionally someone gets the perfect name

for something FaceTime. It's time it's great. It really is the perfect name for that product Yeah, we want to get some face time. Yeah, but it's also your face and yeah, and then time for it Yeah, thanks You're welcome. Just want to I Consisting I do think they should rename it time

If we For all just like a regular I'm glad they finally fixed that that fucking sound it makes when it rings. Dude, dude, dude. It used to be so bad, that was Skype. Yeah, that is Skype, you're right. What, you had idea. Oh my God, it is Skype.

I had it in the end apparently. It's a lot more muted. Like before, it was just like piercing. Why don't you just ring like the whole annoying part of it, is that it's different to a phone call. Just have it be a phone call and it sounds better. Why call it FaceTime audio? Because then they can't have a phone call and it sounds better. Why call it FaceTime audio? Because then they can't have a phone call. It sounds better because

phone calls go over. Why doesn't it? Why doesn't it? If I want to phone you and I have an iPhone, it's so to you and we're both on Wi-Fi. Why doesn't it just use FaceTime by default? Default. I'm gonna FaceTime call you. I mean, you hear it. Well, you're in this, you're right next to each other. It's going to not sound bad. No, we're just hearing the ringing. They're ringing. Oh, yeah. It says it's ringing.

Is it on, on not silent? But it should know that you're an iPhone calling an iPhone. Right. And it should automatically be like, oh, okay, this is what you really want. Yeah, so switch to internet if both people have this a great demonstration, by the way. Oh, miss call. So Barbara was right. You're going. This is my ring. Oh, is your ring. Yeah, it's not that piercing one. That's great. It's

like exactly what I just described. This is the FaceTime audio there. Yeah. Let's see you now, you can't tell. Yeah, I'm much prefer that. Yeah. I'm very U now you can't tell? Yeah. I'm much prefer that. Yeah. I'm very excited, because I just got the switch a couple of weeks ago. And I'm excited because I get to play it on the, really long flight to Sydney. And it's gonna be my first time having a switch on a flight.

No, it's good. Yeah, that's like a 15 hour flight. It's the only time I've ever used switch on a flight. No, it's good. We're just really off for that. 15 hour flight. It's the only time I've ever used my switches when I was doing lots of international traveling. Yeah, well, you guys are gonna become to Sydney too. Look at that, Segway. We could all, we could all play our switches on the, on the plane.

Well, I'll not with each other. Who's going to Sydney? Barbara. Oh, I'm going to Sydney, but Bernie, you and Gus are going, right? You guys have announced that. We have not, we're announcing it right now. Ha, ha, ha, Barbara, you're stealing my line.

Did you mess up for real? No She did on purpose this part. I just pulled a Bernie. She did she make you fun. I mean she make fun of me Bernie and I will be there as well. We're we're hoping we can figure out if Gavin can go Okay, as always perpetual visa issues bad time yeah. In fact, in fact, we were, they were gonna announce the whole podcast crew going first, I think. But because Gavin's up in the air, they were saying, Bernie, Barbara and Gus from the podcast crew will be going,

I'm like, you realize if you make that announcement, you're basically announcing that someone's not going. Yeah, that's what you're doing. Where's Gavin? Yeah, because then where's Gavin list? But Gavin is, of course, his visa issue is always an issue and he will probably come if he can. I will come if Canada definitely wanna come.

My visa expires every year at the end of the year. I thought it was every three years for you. Is it not? No. Man, that sucks. Every smegging, I've got to get to the embassy and London, it's all the same. Interesting thing about this RTX.

Which one? Sydney? Yes, the one that's coming up. Okay. Okay. Demonstrates the growth of the company and the increasing formal procedures that we have. I got an invitation to go to the convention. Did you guys get that?

I got an invitation as well. That was interesting. I got a formal invitation. It was like, we would like to extend an invitation for you to attend RTX Sydney in February of 2018. Please reply if you'd like to come. I don't know if I got that. I don't know.

I don't know. And you're not going? No, I'm going. What do they want me to or not? I feel like solidarity. If I don't go, you shouldn't go. Somebody I knew was very put off by me getting them in the name.

What? They were very put off by me getting that name out. My own name names. But she was like, what, why would they do that? She was, she didn't know why there was an invitation sent. She was like, she was like, wouldn't she be going anyway?

I said, yes, I said, but I actually like it. I'm just like, I liked it. I thought it was great. No, it's nice. Absolutely. It makes you feel like you're launching it. You can't talk about it.

Yeah, we got it. Who sent it? Maybe I did, maybe I just forgot. I can read it to you. No, I just want to find it. Is it because in the past, it'd be like someone walking into your office and be like, you want to go? No, it would just be like, you're going. You're like, cute.

RTX Sydney. Do you find it, Bry? Sydney invitation. Okay. You find it, Bernie? Uh, Sydney invitation. Ah, okay. Uh, everyone would like to officially invite you to be a special guest at RTX Sydney 2018 below or a few event and travel details to get the process started. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, please update us with your attendance and approval ASAP. Did you reply? I said, yeah, here's my reply.

Okay. I said, thanks so much for having me again. I am delighted to accept the invitation to 2018. Let's all have a great event. Really? You know what my reply was? See you there. It was your reply when you make in front of him. I was not.

I was in the spirit of the formal invitation. When was the success? I wrote a love, love, love, love, love, love, love. I was in a code of 25. Did it come with like a RSVP? You can print. It's even funny because it's like Ellie's on the chain. the formal invitation. When was the sex? I wrote a love, love, love, love. My name was on COVID-25. I was like, oh this year. I was like, oh this year?

RSVP, you can print. Oh, it's even funny, because it's like Ellie's on the chain. And she's like, she's like, wow, congrats you got invited to your own convention. I said, did my response sound sarcastic? I really did. Was it really that late? I thought they're, they're guideline for how much airfare

should cost to fly to Australia. It was a little ridiculous though. Oh, yeah, it's a little ridiculous. What was it? $1,500? You can get it. If you do it in advance, you can do it. Yeah. Well, no, no, an ally in the... I committed to no traveling. In fact, the vlog this week was all about saying no. Mass out of that. Yeah. And when to say no to things and I'm just say no to drugs. I'm committed to writing uh, this next project that I'm on and I'm dedicating my time to that and one of some other things more on that later. Yeah, but I'm working on stuff for you in particular. Um, I got the weirdest thing today. I got invited I think I could say this. I got invited to a convention in Brazil. What? In two weeks.

Oh, fuck. It's literally, it's taking place in two weeks and they want me to go to Brazil. South Pollo. You got. You should go. See, exactly. So that's, I'm like, no, of course I can't go to Brazil

in two weeks but it's like, oh, it's just somebody wants to send me to fucking Brazil. That's pretty cool. How can I? How can, no. Yeah, good. How can I say no to that?

Absolutely. You should go. Two weeks from now, two How can I say no to that? Absolutely, you should go. Two weeks from now, go. Two weeks. Have you been in Brazil? No. Go.

Have you used to stay in Brazil? No, I want to go to Brazil. I like that. Oh, you know, I couldn't find it because they friggin send it to Eric instead of me. They send it to my manager. Yeah, what a good cover. I wanted to invite me.

So they asked my boss. Two weeks is an eternity in most people's lives. Why would it be less time in my life? I feel like a lot of people is like, you want to go out and Brazil in two weeks? Yeah, I mean, this is the guy who does it two hours of spare time a week, apparently. That's the strange thing to him.

I think two weeks is not a long time when you're traveling internationally. I think a lot of them, like, like an average person would want more time to plan. Have you ever been freelance? Didn't you play Stardew Valley for like 40 hours and one weekend? I play on the plane like what I'm pooing. Didn't you though you laid it you got back here you sat in your house and played it when Meg was out of town Probably probably. Yeah, I mean no, yeah people are busy at different times, isn't it? Didn't you do that instead of coming out for Bebs with us that one night? I think maybe that's possible. Look, if I've just been traveling and I've just landed that day,

probably I'm gonna go out that night. You hadn't landed that day. Well, what are you talking about? I don't even remember it. What? What? No, he had gone out for Bebs somewhere else. I don't want to talk about this. Right, he had gone out for Bebs.

I'm sorry about anything else. Before, and didn't want to join us for Bebs. I've real. Barbara and I, what night was that go ahead. Oh, I remember the night. It's all about yeah, yeah. Barbara and I had a very is a unique unique, but very rare occurrence. Barbara and I traveled together and it was just the two of us.

We went to New York City together. Well, we did a podcast. Can we see? We got a shot in the wild. We could get the a podcast. Can we see? They shot on the wild. We could, yeah, post about it. From the makers of Hot Ones, and they had us out to sample a Brooklyn Renaissance of barbecue.

So we went to New York to have barbecue. Amazing. It was pretty cool. But the cool thing was, Barbara and I got to catch up the entire time. Like I have, I feel like I haven't done anything with Barb in a long time. I was expressing that to you right before we both got booked on this trip, too.

It's true. You were. Yeah. And then that happened. No, it was kind of serendipitous in that sense. That was nice. It was a lovely time. It was a lovely, I had a great time with you. Barbara is a 100 A plus traveling companion.

She's awesome. No complaints. I agree. But Sophie was there with a fucking destroyer. But Barbara was great. Why does Sophie destroy it? She gets lost everywhere. Go. She gets I mean, it's just me, him. I just always know where I'm going and what I'm doing. Yeah. Like, well, she knows what where she's

going and what she's doing. It might just be the wrong place version or day. Didn't she take us to the wrong like it was like in LA. Yeah. Yeah. Location in Santa Monica versus somewhere else. And then sometimes she'll nail the location and who your contact is, but it'll just be the wrong day. Yeah, we went to do an interview one time, it was like, it was the same Starbucks. It was a Starbucks, the equivalent of it. It was a natural Starbucks, but it was some kind of coffee place.

And it was, I think 18 blocks away from the actual one, we were supposed to be at. So it was the same name, but the different one. I could see how that would turn out I like her in trips that she's a fun. She's a she's a she's a she's a fun travel on Twitter Brandon M at B. Mach 92 asked would Bernie even be able to get a visa to travel to Brazil in only two weeks So I looked it up in order to for an American citizen to visit Brazil You need to go to the Brazilian embassy to get a visa. You can't just go as a tourist. You cannot do it online.

You cannot do it at the airport. You would have to visit. Only Americans? In Houston? Where's that? I don't know about any other country. I don't know where the nearest Brazilian embassy is. So you would have to visit a Brazilian embassy

before you go. Why so straight travel to Brazil? I don't know. I don't know, man. So it's Bob Rebez traveling with than I am Bernie. You're probably both pretty easy to travel with. I just like, although Barbara will go do stuff and you don't like to do stuff. Oh, when we're traveling, I'm always doing stuff. It's why I'm there. That's a do stuff.

Trying to think, when was the last time you know traveling? But also, like, when you travel with Gavin, are you the one who knows where you're going? What you're doing or is she? Oh, that's always the case. But then when you're traveling with me, I know. No, it's right. Barbara's one of those few people I don't feel like I'm like leading a field trip.

You know, there was one time, but here's the thing. If I'm traveling with you, I'm just helping you do a thing. You're not like helping me do a thing. I'm not like, I have to go and do this, come with me. Because if that was the case, I'd be on top of it. I'll be like, But that's not what I was, I was.

Gam's saying he never takes me anywhere. That's what I just heard. He was in there takes him anywhere. That's what I just heard. He wasn't there for me. Like literally what I just heard. No, you with what? No. No. If I was like,

he wasn't there for me. I wasn't leading him around because like I was my thing that he had come along with for. Yeah, I'm saying you go above and beyond. I am just an organized person. I like knowing what I'm doing. I appreciate that.

I am too. And you're also flexible. You did not give Beth any shit about thinking 20 was 10. Exactly like knowing what I'm doing. I appreciate that. I am too. And you're also flexible. You did not give Bethany shit about thinking 20 was 10. Exactly. Because it's like 10. What does that mean? Did I tell the story I always open about us getting out of Rome?

And she thought 20 was 10? 20 and... Oh, that. We missed our flight out of Rome because she had the time mixed up. She thought 20 meant 10 o'clock. And you guys were spending the night another day and then. And then we had to say in Fumud, she know Italy. Yeah o'clock. And you guys were heading to sleep overnight, another day and no.

And then we had to say, I'm from Machino, Italy. Yeah. She doesn't have to tell the time. But it's like, yeah, I didn't give her shit for it because it's like, well. Maybe we till a podcast. Well, the thing is that we were in the car. It was 805 or flight left at A15.

We were still on the way to the airport. It's like, what, we can't, we physically cannot do anything. He's not gonna have hilarious. So it's like, either I could get upset about this or we could just be like, I don't know. Why don't they teach time to Americans? She knows the time. I think it was just a mixture of things.

Like, we got any school London, or all Americans. No, no, no, no. All Americans call it military time. Yes, it's right. But the rest of the world just calls it, that it's the time. Yeah.

Like, it's a 24 hour clock. Everyone knows that even if you don't use it on your appliances or whatever, everyone knows that like, 22 is 10. I keep my phone on 24 hour time. Yeah. that even if you don't use it on your appliances or whatever, everyone knows that like 22 is 10. I keep my phone on 24 hour time. Yeah. I think it should be like one of those things that people just learn. I still have to do the calculation every time.

I agree with what you're saying. Like when you say 20, I was like, okay, it got it. And I guess because I learned it so young, I never have to like add 12 to the number or deduct 12. Yeah, it's just like 17 is five to me. It's more, it's really convenient. Like when I used to handle events, you know, as we were growing and doing stuff overseas, I had to know, like I'm calling someone,

is it eight in the morning or is it eight at night there? Yeah. So it's a lot easier when you keep track of world time with 24 hour time. Yeah. It's certainly ugly, it's a look at. Also say, look is nice. Like it would be so cute to say like the podcast starts

at 17 o'clock. But everyone, I feel like people who know, like that is military time is when you read it that way. I'll say look is nice like it would be second day like the podcast starts at 17 o'clock, but everyone I feel like people who know like that is military time is when you read it that way But like if I if I look at 1750 yeah, I would read it is 550 Oh, interesting. Yeah, so you wouldn't say 1750. I've never done that. I've never done anyone say that Everett is a 1700 really yeah, look Jared Lado on Twitter who's at 512 says the Brazilian policy toward American tourists is in response to US sanctions on Brazilian tourists to the US. Yeah, probably so everyone's getting retaliatory. I bet we could get right in

What is it we guys have a You can get right in yeah, absolutely. Should we get to Brazil? It's like us in Cuba. We'll take you place. We could have Cuba now. Oh, you can. Do you want to go to Brazil? I can get you added on. No, I don't. I don't want to get either one of you. I don't want to get either.

God, I got to work. I'll say I'm a, I'm right here. Gus, I've got to work for it. Gus, you want to go? Two weeks, you got to get your thing. You got a record of vlog with me too. No, no, God, no. You, that's the whole thing.

You've been in vlogs. I think I'm making fun of them. Yeah. Hi. We get to record a vlog at the Renaissance Festival this weekend. I love Scott him vlogs. I think I'm making fun of them. Yeah. Hi. We get to record a vlog at the Renaissance Festival this weekend. I love Scott so much. Hey, man.

Thanks for letting me stop by. Cool, really enjoyed it. Also, it was great to hear about Barb Master bathing with the teddy bear. So let's look at it on at the end. All right, let me see what Ellie said to me about this thing. Why not just your fingers to stop? I was 11.

Oh God. Am I crazy? Where's this? God. Where did she mention the book? It's Ellie said, you were like trying to figure stuff out. You don't know. Oh, shame me.

That's no shame. So what's wrong then? That's just really young. Is it though? I guess not for a go. No, not for anything. Did you ever, like, when you were starting out, use anything weird, like a teddy bear?

I think a lot of the ways girls discover how to masturbate or something is they rub up on something and it feels good. There was a, and then they keep rubbing up on that thing. There was a joke in a later, in a later fusion of the Simpsons, where Marge revisits a merry go round that she used to ride when she was a little girl.

She said, oh, I remember, this is my favorite horse. This is Mr. Funny Good feeling. Yeah. It's a long, those little ones. Well, I remember this is my favorite horse. This is Mr. Funny Good feeling. Yeah. It's a long girl's life. Well, I think a lot of young girls also really enjoy this hot tub jets. Hmm. Simple jets. This is a very dangerous conversation. A very dangerous path we're going down here.

Yeah. Hey, self discovery. Everybody enjoys having a tub jet. Everybody likes this. Yeah, everybody likes this. Like in the butthole? I just saw you're an old vine. For some reason I went back and watched your old vine. I mis this like in the butthole. I just I just saw your An old vine I was for some reason went back and watch over I've mismaking mine with you guys That's where a lot of fun I feel like I was just missing about the sea of the day with someone where I was like

I remember on vine day where you would come in with some scripts and Proc and we would lock ourselves in the conference room for like five hours It was so quick to be like I could spend almost the whole day in achievement hunter They'll be like all right. Let's knock out some vines. We get like five done before the end of the day. But before they made it where you could edit the thing, it was so impossible. And the takes we would do. I still remember that milk one.

Yeah, that's in the outskirts of the thing we put together. I feel like we could still do. We've got to want to put together a compilation online that had all of them. And one of them was just vines that some people from the company made in their personal accounts. I want to be with you with a party favor. And and you were you were saying you found a new way to master fake You're like blowing the party favor is hitting you again and again. That was fucking funny. You shit

I never saw that was cool to potty favor I don't know what else like little like blowers It's called right what's the word for that thing? And you can give me the word for it. I'll say it Party blow a party blower. It's definitely not party blower. Party blower. A Trump put. That was my nickname in high school. Um. Ha, ha, ha party party. Absolutely. Yeah.

He's saying party blows. Hell yeah. Yeah, is that what they call? That's a different one. Oh, dumb name. You tested me in Gavin last night. Was it last night? Yeah.

About how the birthday cake vine is your favorite thing we've ever made. It's so hard when I watched that. I fucking laughed so hard when I watch it. And then the Ninja School one was funny, too. Yeah. So now the ones that wait, what's the Ninja School one? What you're asking me, like what even after you said, I just been busy trying to graduate Ninja School.

And then cuts back to you, you said, there's no such thing and I immediately come behind you and go, yes, there he is. That's the best thing about this mind is that it's so oddly cut off. And the timing is slightly awful all of them. I like the ones where you could hear someone go go.

I tried to say everything to six seconds like when we interviewed Corey. Oh, I think that was my favorite one. I like that one a lot too. Well, I had to race to that first line because it takes you, you need to watch it once or twice to even understand what we're saying at the beginning of it. We had to do that it so many times and I think it got to the point where he said to me between recording so he's like I Feel like if I have to listen to you come we black guy like

I'm gonna go That was funny. Oh, I missed those we should do those again those kind of evolved though I felt like I think like those evolved into mdb I I don't know why I like like a I feel like those evolved into MDB. I don't know why. I feel like a weird like spiritual successor of the five. Because those are three? Yeah. And there's like, we're just like knocking out

weird stupid creative stuff that we're just kind of throwing around and everything. At the point. Yeah. Oh, there's more. There's always one we can't just make wine. There's Instagram video. Let's do that.

And then we get like the, Oh. The Vine Theater. This is, oh like the Oh, the vine theater. This is a, oh, this is the milk. No, Sean. This is the one we had to do like 80,000 takes on because we couldn't get the burp right. We all look so different too. Yeah.

That's the weird thing. It doesn't feel like it was that long ago, but we all look so different. This one was good too, because there were so many jokes layered into it. The piracy one. All right. We're just going to see here what YouTube videos. Should we, should we put out? Oh, this is why I was looking at it because I piracy one. All right, we're just gonna see here what YouTube videos.

Should we put out? Oh, this is why I was looking at it, because I posted this on a friend of mine. She was looking for a girl to make out with her as well. And so I was trying to find a gift of me doing that with the, the wig on. And so that's how I got in the vine loop. How about this?

We put all of those on Blu-ray. And we'll do audio commentary. And we'll sell it. How long will that blow out again? How long will that blow out again? It's probably about three minutes. It's got to sell better than this fucking hat, which by the way, I've noticed you guys snuck the hat

into the background, it's right there. Look at it, it's rare. Oh, there it is. Sneaked that fucking hat in there. I wear it. Well, here's your opportunity, Barbara. I can get up, I'm stuck. I bet you can't.

Put it on. Well, that's like if you try to move, she fucking knocked over that table. It's true, I'm'm not moving. You want to wear the hat? Yes. Okay. Well, let me read this while you do that. What am I doing? This episode of the receipt podcast is also brought to you by Pro Flowers. Pro Flowers recently sent us a beautiful bouquet and I was impressed with how fresh it stayed over such a long period of time. Pro Flowers has a perfect gift for anyone excited about the fall, a long lasting bouquet in their favorite fall colors. They're best selling cinnamon cider roses are a great option for a birthday anniversary or any fall occasion. Cinnamon cider roses or go with one

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What'd you go do to do a screening for a laser team too? Oh, you went just for a screening. Man, what you gonna do? I landed like at, I landed LAX at 4.30 pm and I took off the next morning at 7 a.m. Wow. It was fleeting visit. It was the quickest, I literally, like from the airport,

went to my hotel which was on the way to the to the theater drop my shit off and then just got Went straight to the theater did I love that we live in a world where you can do that. Mm-hmm. It's like just a trip. Can I say something? Well, I'm a little embarrassed to admit this What I like looking in a mirror? Wait, which one's Bernie I know right, right? Which one do I shoot? The Barbara embarrassed me. She, I would say humiliated me as a traveler. That's okay.

You know what you did. Oh, I... Barbara outpacked me on this trip to New York. Like so much. Like incredibly. So we were, we went into New York, we landed aboutm. And then we were out the next day at 5 p.m So we didn't knew much, but I just got this new carry on and I was kind of like hyped to use it So I bought my carry on and I showed up at the airport and Barbara goes, why are you bringing carry on?

And I was like, I just you know, I have a little pack of stuff in it She's like I just have everything in my hair like it was like stuff just tucked in her purse basically. I was like Shit, I felt like such a And you had your carry on and like a backpack. I did. Well, my backpack has my gubs in it. Like a gub bag. I got my gub bag.

No, Ellie's got the gub bag now, but I have, I have wandered on. I have less gubs. Just put Ellie as your gub holder basically. Yeah, she is. She's like the gum mule. Just your Sherpa. She is.

She's a Sherpa. She's a good Sherpa wool. Just your shirt, but she is. She's a shirt, but she's a good shirt, but that. Sure. Yeah, but she, uh, Barbara's just, she embarrassed me and I felt really humiliated that I over-packed. Well, no one saw except everyone. I know, every single person. But what is the podcast coming out?

Do we even know? It's, what are you calling it a podcast? Is it a show? It's a show, but I guess I don't know why I call it a podcast. It's a show. I don't know. I don't know. I got an argument with Ben King years ago.

If it fits in the podcast app on a phone, is that a podcast? Do you think this is, if you watch the video, it's not a podcast. Do you think podcast is the last remaining remnant of iPod? Like, there's something else pod. Well, the iPod though.

Well, the kids still make the iPod. iPod touch is still made. Oh, this is gonna be a dumb question. Is it called a podcast because of iPod? Yeah, yeah, that's about the same time. And Apple had this thing where they put them out and they were called podcasts. Instead of broadcast.

I think it was the podcast. I think it was Adam Curry who coined the term podcast. Yeah, instead of a broad, I feel like an idiot. I had no idea. What's the, let's stop calling these podcasts. Let's call this. Yeah, this shouldn't be, let's call this.

Google broadcast. Well, you don't call it in that zone. Well, let me put it this way. When you go to Apple.com, they've got that banner across the top. Yes. The options are Mac, iPad, iPhone, watch, TV, music. There's no iPod at all in there.

Where do you buy an iPod, Gav? That's pretty sure you can buy an iPod touch, but you don't call always open a podcast to show. But it gets also distributed as a podcast. So I see where there's confusion. It's a weird legacy thing now. Off topic is cool, the off topic podcast. This is the Rooftop podcast. I don't know. I think it's because I feel like always open is a lot more

produced. So it could be more of a show. It's also seasonal. It's not. Although I guess that's also could be a podcast. So I don't know. It's both. So how much does a top-of-the-line iPod cost? 120 bucks. Top- the line iPod? Yes, choose a color. What color would you like? Blue. Got it, Barb, got a blue one. You want 128 gigs because that's the best.

Of course. You were paying $300 for that. Yeah, that's not. 300. I was gonna get that. It does show here it as messaging, it as FaceTime. So do they make the nano anymore? I wonder if you just got a fucking iPod.

Oh, though you wouldn't have a 3G signal. You would have a, you'd have to be on Wi-Fi all the time. Just get an iPod and just don't worry about like all the other shit. Because you get all the apps and everything looks like on it. It looks basically just like an iPhone. It's like an iPhone without the, the cellular. How the fuck did you find out how to buy an iPod?

I'm still trying to figure out how to buy a fucking iPod on their website. So there's a magnifying glass on the top right? It's killing me. Which indicates how to search for something and I search for iPod. No, I just search. iPod.

But like there's no link to their store even. Hmm, no. Isn't the whole thing a store? What are you reading up in the lore of Apple? What are you doing? I'm trying to buy a fucking iPod. All right, take it easy. All right, come on your side. So in the store, why can't you find it? I can't get to the store

The store is the Apple the store is the site like there's okay Okay, I'll be on an app. I'll show you what I did I saw this. I was like, okay, well I'll get to the store by trying to buy an iPhone 10 I go out here like all right. I found a thing. Oh, I better by I clicked on it and there's no way to navigate out of this Pro yeah, go on Apple logo We reached me back to the home page the barrel complaining about Apple now at this point This is the bottom on the web Tell me you got it on the website on the podcast. It should be easy to find screaming like an old man. You're gonna find it

Mad at the moon. I'm my birdie head you When you click on a product, it drills you down into that with no way to get back up a level. You have to click the magnifying glass and search like an old foggy over there. I just went right to it and I found it. That's how I, you just said. That's so everyone does that. This is fine iPods, guts, old foggy.

You're right, that is fine iPods. Are you gonna buy the, what's it called? I'm at Pro. What is that? No. I think, I think looking at the website and all the reading all about it, I think it's like a $6,000 I'm.

Josh Bolton on Twitter. It's my throw making you at the least. Josh Bolton on Twitter's right. You buy an iPod under music. Oh, what were you searching? Like on the tab at the top. Oh, yeah. Just dropped out.

Thank you, Josh. Yeah, that seems ridiculous. Are they finally shipping those? No, I think that's the summer. I think it's like a space gray. I'm at this. I see it. I'm looking right at it.

I assume it replaces the Mac Pro because the little bin was a piece of shit. No, they said they're going to have a new Mac Pro. Are they? Yeah. Is it going to actually be functioning at this point? this the Mac Pro because the little bin was a piece of shit. They said they're gonna have a new Mac Pro. Are they? Yeah. Is it gonna actually be functioning all at this point? God, that thing was such a piece of shit when we got it. We couldn't use it.

It kept crashing. It didn't work with Adobe software. Mine didn't work for doing anything. I tried to edit Minecraft on that sucked. Did you get an Apple Watch, one of the new ones? No. I did. I have a Gen 1.

I got a new one. I didn't get a second gen. I got a new one and I go I didn't get a second gen I got a third gen the only difference I can see is that you also read dot what the fuck is that red dot? I don't I don't do that. I don't want that red dot show the red dot red dot Pp laser pew it's like the golden I watch yeah, so it's got a little red dot there on it It's with the the dial the the with the call the crown. Yeah, the digital crown. Yeah. I don't like it.

I don't want, because it's the one thing that shows out of my sleeve is this red dot. They will have the red dot. I'm gonna ask for this. I don't know. I got a 3G1. Okay. Yeah.

That's the point. That was it, I'll see. Whatever. The cellular network. What? Why did you need that? You know what? Why don't you have your phone on you?

Listen, I didn't get the service. I just got it in case I'd want the service at some point. I could activate the service if I wanted it. So you paid more, but you don't use the fee. What if, maybe, like, what if your phone died? Like, what if your phone battery died? Then could you still make a phone call with your watch? Okay. That's the one time I could feed you.

Okay, there we go. Then I'm going to get the service. Because your phone died? No, because I keep it plugged in, cos the batteries are piece of shit cuz Apple can make a battery for fuck Why do you why do you patronize this company if you're so mad about it all time? Someone's staying in an abusive relationship. It is true. We've got your iPhones on me right now I got my new one today with all my iPhone X. We're all trapped 10 Fuck that 10 shit I guess you want to stay inside the

Family of five phones It's a lot harder than I say what I hate my the one time I still hate up my phone all the time is every time I get a new one or wipe one or something like that. And I have to put white one. I gotta put my girl talk albums back on my phone because you can't just download them, pay for them. You gotta hook up to iTunes to put all your phone. You have girl talk on your phone currently? Yes.

I lost my girl talk like three iPhones ago. Think of the eye cloud, did it come back down? The music doesn't. Yeah, it does. No, it doesn't. The music from like a CD. I haven't, I mean, it's on my phone. I doesn't. Yeah, it does. No, it doesn't. The music from a, from like a CD. I haven't, I mean, it's on my phone. I haven't. You have gold, so on your phone.

Yeah. Play party horns, by the way. Now wait, that's not right. West, what are you doing? Where are you? Party horns like the ones that go. Fop. Maybe like,

Yeah, we told one of the ones that go. Fadah! Yeah, West. Nice. Nice. That was pretty good. Girl talk. Right there.

Holy Dicks. And you just summed that out the cloud. Did you buy it? I choose no I got this I had I bought it from his website Sure I shouldn't play that That's faithy animals by goats Just gonna take it down Yeah, no, we've got you when we release the final version and then YouTube will demonetize it, say it's not advertiser friendly.

Wow. We can edit. We can edit. We should, we should, we can replace music. We can listen to GoTalk right now and replace it with royalty free on the night. I don't think, I don't think GirlTalk

is subject to copyright though because they can't sell it or anything. They have to tell that to the fucking YouTube algorithm. Yeah. So he sells that shit everywhere. Who would you see to GoTalk? What? Who would you see to GoTalk? Was it Jeff? Yeah. Is introduced you to the girl talk? What? Who introduced you to girl talk?

Was it Jeff? Yeah. Is there Ramsey's for me? Yeah. That's how I first heard about him. I love girl talk. Who introduced you to the Ramsey's? Nobody.

You? This guy is right here. Did you really? Yeah. You gave Jeff a ride home from the Congress office one time. I'm glad to hear from him. Some of the bitch. Look at this.

Is that he was scrolling? And then he goes, where the specks of this thing? Well, here they are. There they are. And then he's, there they are. That looks terrible. That looks like that in the load ride. That looks terrible.

Show that on camera. I'll see if I can show this. Okay. Yeah, I got to make that sound effect though. 18 cores. This is a lot of cores. I'm actually scrolling. So I've got, I'm looking at my new eye, Mac.

And I was like, oh, what are the specs on this thing? Well, as did you ask, here they come. Blah, there they are. Then they could go, ah, some more spec, blah. That's like terrible. That's terrible. That's a horrible design, dude. No, it just keeps going like that.

Are you gonna get one? No, why would I go back to using an eye-matte? I love my PC. I don't know who that's for. If they're gonna make a Mac No, why would I go back to using it? I love my PC. I don't know who that's for. If they're gonna make a Mac Pro, who is that for? You can't upgrade people who are at storage. Yeah, I feel like a pro thing. You're gonna wanna get in there.

You're gonna strip shit out, make it custom. It's like they're moving, yeah? They're not content when you have an use dongles on your laptops. Yeah, dongles for everything on your desktop. Right. I hate this trillion, and they're gonna be a trillion-

Are you kidding me? I'm a trillion. Trillion, we should know that. It's because they're selling a million dongles. Do you know though, they're not the first trillion dollar company? Really? Who is?

If you and Justin from Flation. Was it like standard oil or something? If some like India shipping herbs and spices company. But East India company? Is it that one? Oh yeah, they like ran the world. Yeah, so if you adjust that for inflation, they were worth like three trillion or something. Yeah, that whatever happened to that company, right?

Like it was such a huge company. I think they had like more ships than most countries, navies. And they're just like, they don't exist anymore. And how does something get that big back then? Like how does someone oversee all that without technology? You're right. You're right. You're right.

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You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Well, how do you know? Mental. And how much money did they lose, right? Like you can't keep track of inventory of real time with people. Yeah, I feel like that's being a... Spices putting in their pocket.

That'd be a fascinating mini series to make about that company. You know what I'm talking about? The major major goods that they traded was salt Peter. That was their biggest thing. I just looked it up. The East India Company was founded December 31st, 1600 and it ceased operations June 1, 1874.

A long time. Company existed for 274 years and then stopped. There was like a $3 trillion company. What happened to them? I just like to be the dude in charge when they shut it down. I think at that point, like if you weren't coking to the ground somehow,

you know, how would you do that? Like the drug coker, the... Selfie here. I feel like, if you've I feel like a coca. If you've got three trillion, the equivalent. You're just like, yeah, shut it out. Yeah, I'm done. There's no point in making four trillion.

Nope. Cause three trillion is more money than any of us could spend in a lifetime. It's probably more money than exists. Multiple lifetime. It's like when in a game, if you enable God mode, and someone said, there's God mode two, you're still God. Yeah. You'll be like, that's the point.'s God mode too. You're still God. Yeah. You'd be like, that's the point.

That's why. I'm already God. I've got God mode one. Yeah. I don't need God. No, I totally agree with you on that. I kind of would want God mode two. Why?

Because why not? Just because it's two is higher than one. Like, there's nothing to it at that point. Do you ever financial go on your head, Gavin, that if you reach it, you will retire? No. Really? You're just always going to work. Well, I mean, that's what people do.

I can't, it's not about money, it's just about like staying busy and having fun and making content. Yeah, I can't imagine stopping, for not working. Yeah. I can totally imagine it. I imagine it all the time.

You would be happy to be like, Adam done. Oh yeah, yeah, I think I would. I'd be like, I'm like, for that you're doing, spend time with family and all that. Yeah, come on I feel like I just so bored. I feel like this is the fun part of my kids boring Yeah, this is the fun part right I look forward to when I was a kid and it was Sunday night you'd get like Sunday night TV It would suck to be depressing so you're gonna school on Monday now when Sunday is over almost over. I'm like

Monday tomorrow. I look forward to come to work all time. Now, when Sunday is over, almost over, I'm like Monday tomorrow. I look forward to coming to work all the time. Yeah, I love it. You did something really unusual for this podcast. I don't know if you realize you did this. I came early. Besides that, you accepted my calendar invite for this podcast.

Interesting. Why did I do that? And he also wrote it right. You've never done that before. I've bitched about this forever. I want to screenshot it and save the little green check mark. Maybe I'm becoming a respectable employee. You haven't done it for the ones before.

They haven't done it for the ones after it. That's how we knew that we should have the orange leg light because we knew you were coming for sure. I'm gonna find it because the marital sent you and is gonna send you an email about something soon. People these are saying you're new, right? They have a fast-re-new bond. But people say, Marial.

Like, no, they say it fast, they say, Marial. Is that Pokemon? I call it Merl. Merl for fun, Merl. It's a nickname. Yeah.

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It's retired. We can't say that. I'm retired. Oh, retired. It's not on the first page. Just go to the Barba Duncan-Mind collection. Oh, yeah, a lot of accessories. Barba Duncan-Mind collection, is that a peril?

That's a peril. Sure is. There it is. Collections, ooh. Ooh. I like the Root Shed Scarf that has teeth on it. I like that. The scarf that has teeth?

Yeah. Oh, cool. I wouldn't even realize that. Yeah, I didn't realize you need it. Someone had to point it out to me too, but now that I see it, it doesn't, which that would be a little bit too much if it was clearly teeth, but you can tell it's the Root Shed teeth. Yeah.

It's becoming more difficult with this company to get the merch. To wear in as a person stuff. You mean, yeah, I used to be like, hey, send me this shit, then I'd wear it all, we wear it on the podcast. Be good promotion. You can still do that. How?

By sending an email. To Zach. Okay. Yeah, they'd be happy. I see. Just. Yeah, there's literally literally go grab that please somebody He's somebody Candace this thing right here. There's enormous there you go

There's a box of merchandise that they give us in case we want to wear it every single week That's there every week every week. Here's what I would like every week It's there they all they do is talking about how they can't get Oh Christ look if every piece of new much was just on my desk Here you go. I'd be wearing it all the time including my stuff No, I'm not gonna weigh your stuff. Do you have sure I'm gonna weigh your stuff? I'll never be seen dead in the Jeff show I like I like some of your stuff. Thank you, guys. Why wouldn't you? I know the answer. Getting awkward. Maybe we should wrap this up. All right.

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