Rooster Teeth Podcast - Barbara Gets Flashed - #594

Episode Date: April 28, 2020

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Hi, Barbara. There's a kitty. I'm Gus. Once again. How's everyone doing? There's a kitty. There's a kitty. Gus. Oh, yeah, there it is. It's looking outside, looking for stuff to murder. No doubt. As cats do. Cheers boys. Are we cheering? Are we cheering? We're cheering. Oh, I'm gonna put a beforage Let me see. I have a fancy wine glass. I don't think they're sponsored today, but I'm I'm annoyed guys. I'm God fucking annoyed. Wow. Oh, off brand is this moment in time. So we've talked about it before that

I have to wear that CPAP when I go to sleep, right? Yes. Yes. And if the power goes out, do you die? No. Is that a ventilator? But there's parts that you have to replace, right? Like the mask, every now and then, replace the tube being a what not. And like that stuff's covered by insurance, right? Obviously it's a medical device.

And our insurance changed at the beginning of this year, right? I'm sure you all are aware of that. Yeah, very much so. And I got to call the other day from a number of day recognize, of course I didn't answer it. But they kept calling back. So eventually it was like, fine, I guess I got to pick up this phone.

So I answered the phone and it's, it was the company that sends me the refills, right, like all the shit that I need, the mask and all of those things. And they were like, hey, listen, your insurance was a change or something we need. And now your new insurance is saying that your CPAP machine is not medically necessary. So they're not going to pay for anything. And I was like, what? And they were like, well, what do you need to do?

They were like, don't worry, this happens all the time. You just need to call your doctor and tell them they need to fax us a certificate of medical necessity that proves that you need this. And I was like, why do I have, isn't this something you all should do? They're like, no, don't worry, it happens all the time. Your doctor will know what to do.

I was like, okay, I guess. So I call my doctor and of course, guess what? My doctor is fucking busy. So, he was just- Yeah, no, just kidding. I was just about to say, he probably has some other things he's handling right now. After like two or three days of trying to get in touch with my doctor, eventually I get in touch with his office. And I'm talking to the woman who works the desk there, the woman who adds to the phone. I'm like, hey, I'm dealing with this company. They say my insurance company doesn't want to pay for my shit anymore.

They said, I need a certificate of medical necessity. Can you fax that to them? And the woman at the doctor's office was like, they told you to call us? They're supposed to call us, and they sent us a form, and we just sign it and send it back to them. Wow. I was like, okay, well, what's your fax number?

So I said, let me at least get that that way I can call the other company. So I get my doctor's facts number and I call back the supplier and I'm like, hey, you all told me I needed to call my doctor and get this certificate sent to you and the person at the supply company I talked to was like, oh no, we never do that. We always call the doctor directly ourselves. What the fuck? Hahaha. So I was like, well, can you fax it to them and can you get the information you need? And they're like, well, we don't have his fax number. I was like, oh, but I have it. I have his fax number.

Here it is. Just call it. Long story short, Gus died and this is his ghost. Yeah. So I give him the fax number and they're like, okay, don't worry. Yeah, we have the form. We'll send it to your doctor, no problem. Like four days went by and I thought,

I'd never heard any follow up on this. I should call back just to make sure everything's okay. I'm getting angry right now on your behalf, Gus. So I call back supplier and I'm like, hey, I just want to follow up. Did you all fix that document to my doctor so he could sign it and send it back to you? And they're like, oh, what?

No, we didn't do that. Were we supposed to do that? I was like, yeah. What can we do? Can we do anything to help this process? And they were like, oh, don't worry. We're going to escalate it to a supervisor. The supervisor will make sure that we fax over the document and your doctor signs it and

gets it sent back. That way, you can breathe when you sleep. That's a little priority, guys. I'll guess you. The reason I'm telling this story was I was supposed, I had said a reminder on my phone today to call them back and follow up and I forgot. And just now when the podcast started, I remembered, shit, I was supposed to call them and follow up today. So for all I know, nothing still happened.

It's been, I think it's been close to two weeks now that I've been dealing with this. So I got a call back tomorrow and be like, hey, did you fax a piece of paper on your desk to my doctor so he can sign it and fax it back to you? So I can get a fucking mask to breathe? Yeah, that's been great. Life's great, everything's awesome.

How are you guys? How much time globally is wasted in circles between just like passing and correct? It must cost like billions and billions of dollars. And in time. Absolutely. German German is wanted naked. You don't get to say that unless he's going to walk on camera.

He knows the podcast is on, right? Oh, absolutely. He's definitely doing it intentionally. And then he just opened my door and just stuck his naked ass out. All I now have is this mental image, because I think of Trevor as a pretty pale white boy and his butt must just be the most white porcelain thing ever on this planet.

Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's-

Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's- Well, luckily he's dating so he has someone more pale than him next to him. So he looks tan compared to me He's actually kind of like all compared to you. You could trap a beam of light between your asses Like if you shine a laser and it reflected off his white ass off yours and you could just hold the light. Oh Thank you for completing that thought. I didn't understand that like I thought you would ask it like between your two cheeks You could grab on to light and hold on to it with. Obviously not John, there's a black hole there.

There you go. Come on, a little fine tumor in every. I like the fine tumor. Someone made a camera made a pair of like table of elements joke during a scrum meeting today. I like it. Wow. Or real party.

So what have you guys not done this week? Oh, so much. Well, as I've learned today, this week means starting Sunday. So it's only been a day and a half. Monday, starting Monday. Why would you start the week on a Sunday? The week starts on Sunday. The week starts on Monday.

The week starts on Sunday. To be fair, in America, chat, chat, every day, for some reason reason everyone in chat tell us what day of the week Does start on your calendar? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what day of the week, calendar starts in, it starts on Monday, John. Thank you for asking. The calendar, actual calendar, at least in the United States, it's goes Sunday to Saturday. The calendar on my computer, which I use every day,

starts on Monday. You probably have a certain set. Is your calendar, yeah, is your calendar following an American calendar or some other country's calendar? Hey calendar, what country are you following? I don't know, I know. I'm in the United States, I assume it's following an American calendar.

No, I think you said it to Monday, but by default, an American calendar, it starts on Sunday. Thank you. Gavin, it's very exciting. I did go through the settings. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.

Yeah. I understand that like, when you work or go to school, like you think of the week starting Monday because it's like Yeah, you're right. You're doing it. What's a key word you just said there? I know it's called the weekend I get the end so Monday is when it starts. I'm not arguing the the inconsistency in the Semantics of the problem, but I'm just saying that in America, we start our week on Sunday, technically speaking. I understand it is. Like I'm not arguing.

I also think that not using the metric system is dumb. Like I am aware of that, but I have to just abide by what the norm is in the country I have, or else I'm the crazy person on a podcast saying the week starts on a Monday. Okay, we killed it. We killed chat killed chat chat y'all can come down. We got it.

No, I want to know every single person just type in butts, butts, butts. No, don't do that. Jack, Jack, Jack. Jack, he's losing it in a chat right now. I think he keeps on. He keeps on. He's on a rate. No, we overloaded a bit. Going cray cray, dude. Keep on moderate. We're over. Overloaded.

Going crazy. I did. I have a list of in chat just said the broadcast calendar starts on Monday. Again, that's what our calendar starts on Monday. Just say, just say, OK, I have a disgusting thing to admit to you that I need your your expressed Yeah, you know, I need your expressed intention to not completely and utterly judge me on this Okay, did this happen on a Monday or Sunday?

So this this is something I'm not proud of, but I don't know how to fix the chat saying butts now. I love it. Just don't know, stop, stop. It's too late, Gus. I can't, I want to give another example of a time where I broke someone's social media, but I don't want to do because I will break

their social media again. time where I broke someone's social media, but I don't wanna do because I will break their social media again. So, I have a dark secret sitting in a bag, at the bottom of my pantry. A secret in a bag. Should we guess what it is? Should we take a look at it?

Should we take a look at it? You eat it. I know what it is. Gus knows what it is? Yeah. How a look at what it is? I know what it is. Gus knows what it is? Yeah. How do you guys tell you? Did I tell you? No, no, I can totally, a bag in the bottom of your pantry is only one thing it can be.

It's replacement CPAP pots. I'm just hoarding them now. It's the facts machine from Gus's doctor's office. What do you think it is? I, if I had to guess knowing you, John, and saying it's like a dark secret and it's doctor's office. What do you think it is? I, if I had to guess, knowing you, John, and saying it's like a dark secret, and it's in your pantry, I'm gonna guess some type of like cheat food, like something really sweet or unhealthy.

No, I'm very vocal about what cheat foods I have, and I think they come out on Sunday at the beginning of the week. And then we go away. It's, it's rotting potatoes. No, no, it is not food. Oh, it's not. What do you think, Gavin? What you're doing, Gavin? My head phones are running at a batteries and I'm just I'm just going to write them out. Okay. When you stop hearing us, you're you're done. The pod.

We're not like chat's guessing. You got like shiny shoes. I like chat's guessing like shiny shoes So it is not food base. Can anybody guessing anything that's not food? I think it's your old haircut Gavin free guessed it What so when I You're cheating me. I'm the same thing for the world, you can't. Are you serious? You're not serious. You have it all off. You messing with me.

No. So my mind is blown. So no judgment. No judgment. No judgment. I asked when I went to Robert, my hair stylist, to get cut. That was so great. I had a lot of hair.

I had a lot of hair. And he cut it all off and it just made this mound. And he thought it'd be funny if he bagged it up and then sent me a home with my bag of hair. And because of the the the world that we live and work in, I was like, there's at least a hint of a chance I could think of something to do with it that is disgusting and terrible for our company.

The problem is, I never came up with anything. I held on to it, and not only have I held on to it since I got the haircut, I've moved since then. It made it through a move and came with me from my previous apartment to my new apartment where it found a new home in my pantry. Okay, so you know what you have to do with it. Why do I have to do with it? You have to auction it off for extra one.

You can auction off John's old haircut. I liked scavenza. What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? He said put it back on. I mean Gavin has done something similar. That was with Jeff and Griffin, right? You guys all, you shaved your head Gavin.

And then... And they just moved it. She appeared at the top. My hair on Jeff's chin, where his beard used to be. And I wore his beard on my head and then Griffin wore our pubes as armpit hair. I armpit hair right. Yeah.

So what would you just do that? Could I auction it? Yeah. Extra life. I need to, can you buy lottery tickets online because I need to. I don't think so I Blu my mind that I was right honestly. I was to be honest 80% trying to find a cable so I

Got that Your crazy suggestions are bound to pay off once a while Your crazy suggestions are bound to pay off once a while. How many years? Oh, we need, oh, we need is 20% of your brain to be able to predict the future or to be able to meet other minds. As someone who has had long hair and then got it cut, it's a significant moment,

kind of only to you and no one else, but I can see why you would keep it in a way. Yeah, I also have a, I never posted it for some reason, but I took a video of Robert making the first big cut like he just went right off and took off like scared in it. Yeah, I mean, I I'm 100% happy with the haircut I got and I'm I have no intention of ever growing my hair out again. It's just too wonderful having it short again But I have a bag of hair I don't know if hair rots.

Should we get maybe some suggestions from the community on what you should do with that hair? A lot of people say make a wig, but it's not long enough for a wig. It's also like you need other tools to make a wig. You can't just like, make a two-page hair. Make a two-page, make a,

it's probably long enough for, what's the lower and no-no region one? Merkin, Merkin. You know what you should do, John. You should wear it while you do good morning from hell, so there will be hell to pay. But it's an audio podcast. Do you not get my joke?

I do. I mean, that's, calling it a joke is being really generous. It's also the worst, I think the worst set up I've ever had to any pun because I was focusing too hard on it. Oh, I do like someone said to make a bunch of little tiny John dolls. The thing people use those as voodoo dolls in can't they? Because it's got like your actual hair. Yeah, if you believe in that stupid shit.

Whoa! Yikes. Huh. Well, I guess no voodoo dolls for John den no Bristle over time as it gets less moisture in it or is that no moisture in her in the first place? I I don't know I haven't opened the bag since then. It's like how long ago was that? Over a year because because I, I color did for go get it. Go get it. Go get it.

Oh, yeah, get it back. Yeah, you absolutely got it. Let's see if it smells bad. I'll go get it. But first, there's a reveal that has to have in which is my wonderful. I still working from home uniform. This is where I'm going to win, he should go and huff the bag. Yeah, we find out if it's rotting or not.

I tell you what though, I bet it's really flammable. It's like I'll dry it out. Yeah. I'm glad that, see, things like this make me glad that we're doing the podcast from home. Because if we were on the set, we'd be like, oh, well, there's gonna be no resolution on it. Now we said, home, we can tell him,

go get the fucking hair and bring it out here. We're gonna do something with it. Oh, my God. Oh, I was picturing a clear bag. So yeah. It's actually quite, like, that's hair. That's like hair. Yeah, get a hand in, let's see it.

It's stapled shut. Do I, do I unseal it? Oh, yeah. It's like it's see it. It's stapled shot. Do I do I unseal it? Yeah, it's airtight. It's just staples. I don't know if I want to do this game anymore. That's how actually they keep the the COVID samples and they keep it in a stapled bag. So it's an escape. You know, staples do stop viruses from spreading. People in the shadow pointing out something I forgot that John can't smell. So it would sting so not. It's just a bad camera. I don't want to touch it. Show the camera. Oh, it's just like a blood boy. Damn, it looks like a dead animal, it looks like a bird.

It looks like the top of a human head that you have inside of that bag. Oh, God. There you are. There's actually a lot of gray. It's a surprise. Is it older or is it gray? No, it's gray hairs. I mean, is there anything to rot in a human hair though?

Like, don't, when you dig up a corpse, does it have hair on it? Well, did you, uh, I think I took it before? What? Like, did he wash your hair before cutting? Yeah, yeah, it's clean. Oh, so it's clean hair. It's not like it's dirty hair. No, it's, it, it, it actually doesn't seem to have like, it looks like wig hair. Like, it just, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it, it, it actually doesn't seem to have like,

it looks like wig hair. Like, like, it just, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's very just, it's off. It's, it even feels just like hair. It's not super soft. Like, it's not like a conditioned hair. But. I looked it up. Human hair can endure for several years, often two years before decomposing.

Wow. It's been at least a year, right, John? Yeah, it was a, I cut it for RTX. So it was a last June. So does that mean if you have a head that's longer than two years old, it starts to rot on your head? I think it's still technically alive because it's attached to you.

It's still getting nutrients. Yeah. What's alive about it then? Well because it's attached to you. I still get nutrients. What's alive about it then? Well, it's attached to you. So it's still getting nutrients like John said. Like whatever vitamins and blood flow that goes to hair and gives it whatever nutrients it needs. Yeah, but that's just the root surely. The tips, it just, it's done.

Oh, that's just the root surely. Well, once hair is at the skin surface, the cells within the strand of the hair aren't alive anymore. The hair you see on every part of your body contains a dead cells. Oh, yeah. I guess that makes sense because that's why you have to cut off the dead hair in order to let your hair actually grow out better. If you just let your hair grow, it actually won't grow as well as if you did maintenance

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I'm in a different texture right now and ask. Because I'm just wondering what people are doing who typically get waxed. Is Trevino waxing you? Would you trust Trevor to wax you? That sounds like a video. That sounds like a video, yeah. I'll just fill my class. I just text her and ask her if she waxes her nethers.

Is that what you wrote? she waxes her nethers Is that what you wrote do you wax your nethers? Yeah She's used to me just saying weird shit at this point. She's deeper. So my job is Do you prefer waxing to shaving Barbara? For my who who's yes Because it's easier to maintain and the grow back is a lot nicer than shaving. Who? Who's plural? Who? Oh, you said who pluralized it. Well, you know, maybe I consider my vagina a who and my butt a who.

So it's a who's. So you got who will going on down there? Yeah. Can you get them done in like one strip? Nope. Just go all the way up around. Nope. But whole waxing is dangerous. And I don't know if, like, I would almost rather cut my hair myself than waxing my own. What's dangerous about it?

I'm gonna plead ignorance. It's just like the using hot wax yourself is dangerous. And like, you could apply it wrong and hurt yourself. I just wouldn't trust myself with something like that, especially something with heat. I feel like that gets real dangerous. I tried to, I mean, I'm looking at the reality of the situation right now and like how long we're going to be in the situation, in the circumstance. And I was like, I'm going to want a haircut soon.

Luckily, I got my haircut right before we went into quarantine. So did I. And I did not. Luckily, I got my haircut right before we went into quarantine. So did I. And I did not. Yes, you did not. No, that must have been me. Like it's still, it's still, you can see on this side. It's still pretty short. It's not, it hasn't really grown out of ton.

Yeah. But it's gonna get to a point where I'm gonna want to get a cut before we're able to go get a cut. And so I asked my girlfriend if she would feel comfortable, at least like trimming up my undercut. And she was like, no, she said she did it once for her friend, Ian's ago, and he got upset at her. So I don't know what that means. But can you just sign a waiver that you just absolutely have to purchase that? Yeah, I'll do that. I think I'm gonna let mine grow out. I think I've got my last haircut right at the beginning

of March, so we'll see what happens to see how it goes. How often do you typically get haircuts? I used to go the first Monday of every month, so I would try to go monthly to keep it pretty short. Gotcha. Let me ask you a question, Gus, because I've asked Chris this question, I was appalled at the answer.

Do you have someone that you go to regularly for your haircut? I have a barber shop that I go to. I don't ever request anyone in particular, because I've always been happy with all the different barbers who work there and the work that they do. What about you, Gav? Hack, Couten? Yeah, do you have a person you go to, even at a location, or do you just go to a location

or any location whatsoever? Uh, yeah, I have a person, but I get heck at so rarely that it's not really a regular thing. Like I've maybe seen him like four times ever. Right, but when you go, you go to the same person. Yeah. Why do you go to the same person? Uh, because I don't have to describe what I want again, why do you go to the same person?

Cause I don't have to describe what I want again, cause we've already been through that together. Okay, let's get point. And they remember even though you go so rarely? Yeah, yeah, he remembers. So, does anyone else, am I the only one who has this irrational fear? There's one barber at the shop I go to who I really like. I think he does an excellent job,

but he's really fast and I get a sister an excellent job, but he's really fast. And I get a scissor cut typically. And whenever he's like really going to town with the scissors, you know, cutting my hair, in the back of my mind, I'm always wondering like, what if he missed and just got like a little bit of my ear? And I'm always like, in my own head, like, what if he just locked off a little bit of ear right now?

And I get like really tense. Honestly, like, have you ever used hair cutting scissors? They are sharp as shit. I bet it would just snip the top of your era. Oh absolutely. That's making me feel any better. To make matters worse, I've got like some birthmarks that stick up a little bit out of the skin

and I've got one on my neck back here. You can't see it. Oh, no, what do you know what they're doing? And when they give the shave on the back, I'm like, they lather it up with the shaving cream and in my mind, I'm like, can he see that birthmark? Does he know that it's back there? Is he just gonna like, with those straight razor,

just like, shear it right off? And so in my own head, I worry about these things and I ended up being really tense the whole time getting a haircut and then he's done it. I've never been caught, nothing's ever happened. But it's just like in my mind, I'm always worried about it. Do you have a faith though? These people know what they're doing. They're professionals.

They've done this a billion times. Why? What's the thing? Sure. They've done it a billion times. So what if they lose concentration for just a second? They're on autopilot and not paying attention. Because I don't want to say this in a mean way,

but I don't think anyone's going to miss your ears. Like I feel like, whoa. I mean, you have substantial ears. You need the top of your ears. I know, but I've said they're visible. You're not gonna accidentally. Oh, I see. I thought nobody was gonna,

like these sad things were gone. Oh, no, no, no. No one is going to miss. Physically. Is going to, is going to not notice your ears. Gotcha, gotcha. Different kind of myths. I forget, I guess I just don't notice it about him,

but I forget that a lot of people considered Jeff having large ears. I just don't, yeah, I don't notice it. And it wasn't until we did a, so we did a roast of you guys on the sub-rette roast for you to me in a video on a bit. And so we did the follow up with Jeff. And a good amount of the jokes were based around his ears.

And it wasn't until people like fresh eyes saw his ears that I forgot, oh yeah, people think Jeff has big ears. Oh yeah. I know, I don't even think about it. I actually used to them. There's not a lot of people who we work with, who I think of having substantially big body parts. Yeah, what kind of big body parts. Yeah, what kind of big body parts? Like obviously Gavin has like the nose and that's like a whole joke with the audience and stuff like that. But like it was really isn't

it's not really isn't that big. Like I don't there's nobody who we work with where I was like oh yeah that person has really big nose or really big ears or whatever it is like I don't know. or I was like, oh yeah, that person has a really big nose, or really big ears or whatever it is. I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm used to you guys. I think a lot of the people that we work with, especially on-camera people, have big heads though. Oh.

Just large skulls. I think so. Well, I have a big head, I'll admit it, but I feel like a lot of the people. Bernie's head is gigantic. Yeah, Bernie is the king of big heads. Did we ever do the head measurement thing? We did. Yeah, we did. Who else was there? I think we had a guest on at the time. We Markiplier was on at the same time. Oh, okay. Oh, you might not have been there.

Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I wasn't there. Yeah, what, so what'd you do? You just measured the head. Yeah, we had a like a flexible tape measure. We all measured around. Yeah, see that, I don't think that's accurate enough. I think we need like a water displacement test. Oh, so you're talking about volume. You're not talking about volume. Well, I mean, this is the same thing. Gavin.

Your head's a 3D object, guess. Right, but we're not talking about circumference. You're talking about volume. But volume would include the top part. Same. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, it's not. No, it's not. Right, yeah. Volume with them displays, depending on the shape of the top of your head as well. Right. So if you had a more curved head,

you have less volume. So you say a big head could displace less water. If it's like, if it's bigger here, but flatter down top or if it comes to a point, it's all going to fall. What kind of fucking heads do you see? There's different shapes ahead. You can't tell because everyone has hair.

These would be the same circumference, but if the head was like that like a trapezoid, that's more volume. But that would also have a big head. Think about Peyton Manning. No, they don't have to have a bigger circumference around this area. Peyton Manning has more volume to his head than any other human being in the world. But his head might be the same circumference as mine.

It's why we only measuring this and not this. Because how do you do that with the fucking thing? He just sure. He just want a whole head difference, a whole head volume. Yeah, he's talking about a head like if you took the head off the neck, it's a spherical object. That's what you're talking about, right, Gavin? But that doesn't mean that it's going to have that just because it's got more volume, it's going to have a wider circumference around this portion of your head. I'm not denying that maybe someone with a wide head could have a small volume of head.

So why do we care about that and not the volume of the head? Okay. Because no one's ever asked what's the volume of your head? That's why. That's why. Normally it's like, what's your head size? What's the size of your head going this way?

It's not what's the fucking volume of your head. That's a worthless measurement. In the chat, right next to each other, which two comments, one that said, Gavin's wrong and the next one that said gav is right. Welcome to the internet. The duality of man. Oh.

It's a name, Monday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. The answer to Chad as well. No, the Jeff one has not come out yet, just to give you that you not missed it. Oh, yeah, the roast. But if you wanted to do your homework, go check out the Gus roast one. It was fun.

I do love the second I brought up how nobody at Ruchit has anything substantially big. Everyone in the chat was like, R-I-P Trevor. I was like, oh, yeah, he does work at Ruchit. Oh, poor boy. This episode of Ruchit podcast is sponsored by olspice pomade, olspice pletti, and olspice styling gel. Here, it's one of, if not the first thing people notice about you and your hair can see This episode of receive podcast is sponsored by Olspice Pomey, Olspice Plenty and Olspice Styling Gel. Here, it's one of, if not the first thing people notice about you and your hair can see a lot about you and with Olspice Pomey, you can make sure that it's saying the right

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Man, I started watching the other day. I went back and I started, I wanted to rewatch Alien and I saw it was available to stream. Sorry, we watched it. I forgot Alien Day was last week, wasn't there? Was there? Yeah, Alien Day happened this last week. Maybe that's why it was in my head or something, because I looked it up and I saw it out and I was able to stream it. What did you do to learn about it?

I just hadn't seen it. I don't think I'd watched Alien in probably 20 years. Oh, you shared me? Did you watch it in super freaking nice high death? Yeah, I did. But it was only 1080, so it wasn't like a 4k or anything. But it's amazing how that movie came out in 1977. And it's amazing how, for the most part you're like using all physical and practical effects and the aesthetic they leaned into for the most part holds up like you wouldn't look at it and be like oh that looks so stupid. I mean there's some stuff some of the computer stuff doesn't look great but you know most of the sets most everything you're like oh I mean I could conceivably see that happening

I could see a spaceship looking like that for the most more. A lot of movies like that that kept their premise simple and even like the location simple, it's actually going to hold it better than more complex projects. I really like that movie. It's such a strange, I'm not sure if it was like a more common thing at the time, but it's a very conversational movie, like especially the beginning when they're all alive. And they're all just like talking over each other and they're not really saying anything of importance, but it's just like, it gives such a great

instant atmosphere to the film. It's like, a lot of these people are paid more than others and there's like, internal bitching. And then, you know, the alien happens, it's like, oh shit, and it just becomes a different movie. But I really like, I really like cool much everything about that film. I haven't seen it so long.

Like, I don't remember anything that you're talking about. You sure we watch it. I streamed it on HBO. So if you have HBO, you can do it without paying anything. I won't do that this week. But it's crazy. If you look at the IMDB credits of the writer, Dano Bannon, his career has been just basically

defined by alien movies and spin-offs and video games, that kind of thing. I mean, it's basically what he's done. So that's what he did. He made the alien movie. That was like his third project ever on his IMDB profile. And the other two were like, ones in some sort of movie called Dark Star.

I never heard of it and a short film. Oh, you haven't heard of it. Dark Star? Yeah. You all haven't, have you, have none of you seen Dark Star? I've seen it, but I've heard of it. That's a John Carpenter film. You should watch it.

We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it after you see it. But I feel like we should do for the RT podcast some type of movie homework or like film of the week where we all watch a certain film and we could talk better on the podcast. I love that idea. Yeah.

I have a suggestion right now. Darkest. Aliens. Now, I mean, something brand new that just came out that I cannot recommend more end of sentence. Middle Ditch and Swartz put out their series of the three improv shows that they filmed and put out. And it is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Where do you watch it? It's just Middle Ditch and Swartz. It's their name. And it's just

it's a short series of hour long comedy specials that were part of their tour where they got and do improv shows. And it's just three of their improv shows. It's on Netflix. And their minds work at a pace that I didn't think people could, you know, function at. It's insane. There's like super quick way at. It's insane. There's like super quick way at everything off the top. They start off the show asking the audience a question about an event or something. And then they spend maybe about a minute or two just asking some very generic questions about it to get just to build the atmosphere a little bit.

And then they create a 50 minute long comedy special that I think a lot of a lot of improv performance It's funny coming from me can be associated with a lot of cringe or Dead time where you're waiting for the joke to happen or hoping for them to find a joke They don't give you time to cringe or worry about a joke, they immediately start making some of the funniest jokes ever that were not planned and

they maintain it for three whole specials. It's nuts. I'm seeing a lot of people in chat agree with you. They said it's like super, super good. It's, unless like you, you kind of are looking for good. Like, it's hard, it's, unless like you, you, you kind of are looking for it. There are moments I was watching by myself and there's these moments where they respond with a line back to each other. And if I just want to like turn everybody, everybody be like, Hey, there was no time between breaths of him saying that line. And then he responded

with something that was a spot on funny is that funny asked joke that should have been written but it was fucking hilarious like that's how they obviously have like they've been doing this for forever they have a chemistry that you cannot just yeah and so that's what they can do but it's so funny who do you think you have the best comment was I would have why am I saying comment, comment, chemistry with in the company. Is that a question for the group? For the group. I think with me, it's probably Jeff,

just from years of having known each other, if I had to pick one person. John, what about you? That's a hard question. I feel like, I'm trying to a hard question. I feel like... I'm trying to think for you. I feel like you and Chris is always like, I'm funny. My instincts goes to Chris.

Blaine and I do pretty well together as well, but Chris and I, we work together pretty well and have a pretty good chemistry on stuff. I feel like mine, Gavin, I feel like you and I have pretty good chemistry. And I think part of that is because you always laugh at my really, really bad jokes. Yeah. It makes me feel funnier. Maybe, Giggle. Yeah, I feel like you and I, and we also go way back.

So I feel like we have a lot of history in terms of that. Yeah, that was a conversation I had with Jeff a while back. And I came up with a conversation conversation was totally about, but he talked about one of the reasons why Achievement Hunter has done so well and continues to do so well is the chemistry you guys have and created by like especially in the early days you guys you know hung out a lot and did a lot of stuff off camera. I mean, you and Jeff lived together in that kind of thing for a while, Gav.

And that, I mean, you live with Jack for a little bit. And you guys, and even when I came and moved here, we went out and did drinks a lot more often than we do now. But playing video games each other off camera, and that's why at Chief 100 does so well, is the chemistry is Is palpable. Yeah, they also had time to like develop that over a couple of years too as you were saying like oh That's a thing like you guys have been doing this for how long how long is a tumor? What is it 11 years now 10 11 years?

2008 yeah, yeah, I would say for me It's especially around the time I lived with Jeff. I had probably had the best Chemistry with Yeah, I would say for me it's especially around the time I live with Jeff I had probably the best chemistry with The best chemistry with Jeff while I lived with him I would say Well, then obviously we got Michael and I would say Fiona too is a new addition, especially if it's like a Like a shitty low budget hop into a video game situation I watch you and you and you on a do game situation. I watched you and Fiona do as hilarious. I watched you and Fiona in Animal Crossing

when she came to look at your town, Gavin. And I laughed so hard when she was in your house and you guys into the corner you had just a floating DIY. Yeah, well, I didn't want to do them because usually you just can drop, you can like, store shit. You can't store DIY that you've learned already. Which is so good. You can sell it. Why do you why do you still have it? Well, cuz I was you know, it's in the middle of like dumping a bunch of stuff and I was like I just freaking drop that

That's all I could do with that that it stay there for weeks And yes, I have great chemistry with Trevor. Thank you chat for porting out the fact that I didn't say my boyfriend Of course, I mean, you don't collaborate a lot, right? Like you're not the hardest part. We actually have been trying to think of more ideas for us to do since obviously we're working from home. And we're thinking about doing some stuff with him in our videos and vice versa. I did some stuff for a ready set show with him, which is really fun.

I got to put makeup on his face using food products only. And he's fine, by the way. He got a really bad reaction on his face, but it went away with it like an hour. Also, I don't know why, but when we used to do on the spot, there's a lot of different combinations of people who didn't typically get to work with or do comedy with.

And a lot of people said Jeremy and I had really good chemistry, even though like I don't think he and I have been in anything else together other than like an episode of always open. Jeremy's such a good old round, though. I feel like anyone, you could walk off the street and have a good time with Jeremy. I just, I just, I'm a bit of a yes and a, to an nth degree. He's a professional. So speaking of working with people you don't necessarily work with last left episode two came out today and I watched

that this morning and it just reinforces to me what a psychotic weirdo Chris numeric is. I was in that room when we were filming that obviously I was on the show, but just watching him do those bits, you know, just a few feet away from you, I remember I was just like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Like what is, what is his goal here? He's just, he's weirdo. I think one of the things I've learned after having worked in the same office, having off being office mate with Chris,

is I've learned that there is a degree of what you see on Chris on camera that is him doing things on purpose, having a bit set that he's gonna do and pushing that bit to a far degree. And then there is a portion of it that's just natural Chris auditing. And that line is so gradients it out.

You can I can't tell where where it ends and begins. There is an RTA that came out today. I think it's site exclusive still. I think it'll be public next week, but it was yes. The story Chris told about when we were at Jordan and Holly's wedding and he was drinking and then went home and apparently in the middle of the night unbeknownst to him, he woke up and peed on the floor. Someone peed on the floor. Someone peed on the floor.

And every single comment in the video is just Chris dot dot dot. Every comment is just like, oh, my God. He's, I love the visual that they did in that RTA for him, Shawshanking it out. It wasn't what I intended, but I felt like it was a better visual gag for the way that I threw it as opposed to what I meant. But I'm sure it was a conscious choice to do it that way.

Yeah, for sure. He genuinely, a, a a comedically intelligent person, like he knows how to write and create funny. But then that is just amplified by his lack of ability of acting like a normal human. Yeah, we just put out a hard mode, guess who? I don't know if you guys watch that. Yeah, the one where it's like all us. Yeah, it's all staff members and people you'd see in Funhouse and Qinghunter and Richard Teeth. And we had to cut out so many moments of Chris just trying to think of a question to ask. Oh God. It's just infuriating. So yeah, speaking of which, you were talking, John,

I think you were saying how like Chris sometimes doesn't know how to act like a human being. We filmed something earlier today, which I think I inadvertently kind of fucked up because I don't know how to be a human being. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

People were like, we don't know what Gus is trying to do. We don't understand. You can, you can say what it was. We did a hard mode for faking it. And he's party back game. Yeah, anytime there was a game where you had to make a face in reaction to something, I would make a face where we'd be like, Oh, Gus is obviously faking. I'm gonna be like, oh, no, he wasn't. He just doesn't know how to make a face like a normal human being. And he don't know emotions and things.

I don't know human emotions. More your reaction to be the opposite of what a typical reaction is. You'd be like, what's your face if you saw like an old friend, yours is like, but you were a lot. Because that's what Gus would do. If Gus saw one of his old friends walking towards him, he would probably cross the street to avoid. and yours is like, but you were a lot. We're due. If Gus saw one of his old friends walking towards him, he would probably cross the street to avoid.

And made it an interesting game to say the least. Yeah, so I think everyone else in that video was frustrated. I'm curious to see what it looks like when the edit finally comes out. Yeah, it'll be a fun one, I think. All right, Gus, what would you do if Aster was bringing you a hot dog

but she dropped it right before she gave it to you? Is that you opening your mouth at a perfect angle? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh, speaking of hot dogs, I'm going crazy here. You know, I feel like this quarantine, this lockdown, has it going on for so long? I think I'm gonna eat meat again soon. I just need to be something different to mix up my life, something to change it. I've officially passed the six month mark

and I'm going to the doctor in a couple of days and I'm curious to see you know what the plant based diet did for all my blood work. So once I get the blood work done then I'm like oh well bets are off I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking make a decision based off like what the result are like like if it's like oh no significant change you're doing amazing. No I think if we weren't in lockdown I might wait to see what the results said but because we're in lockdown and I need to do something different in my life to feel alive again. I might eat a steak. So true. Dic it, I will say, from other people who I've heard of transitioning from either

vegetarian or vegan back into eating meat, like take it slow. I don't see, this is a thing. I don't believe that. I want to try to eat a whole steak. I want to cook a giant fucking steak and then just eat it. You're gonna feel so bad. You should do a port house for two. You should just get the whole thing the whole thing down. See if you can live nearby. No, no go all in. No sides. We'll see. We'll see. I don't know. I'm thinking about it right now. I haven't made a final decision. It can you do me a favor though? If and when you do break your veganism and eat meat, I want it to be documented.

I want there to be a video of Gus returning to meat eating. I'll do it. But I don't think I'll ever return back how I was before. I think moving forward, it'll just be a thing that maybe I eat once a week or twice a week. I can't imagine going back. Cause I ate a lot of meat before. And I can't imagine going back to eating that way again.

I just want to buy food better. What? What did you say, Gap? Food better? I wish tofu was better. Like I had a tofu stuff for my last night. Everything in it was great. Like with a little veg and a bit of rice and all that. But the tofu just feels like coming in

something that's just gone awful. They got a season at right. That's like the key. Appropriation. Yeah. It's just so free canosty to me. Well, I'll ask this and sound like the crazy person that I am about things like tofu and and and the health foods like that alike is that there is in my experience a point where I don't know you've detoxed enough from other food that that food like tofu and vegetables you may not have normally eaten stuff like that is as satisfying and good as the other food and And it's and it kind of has this turn. I feel like

But I could be just the crazy person who eats healthy and that's me trying to lie to myself. Who knows? I feel like I could absolutely switch to all that beyond me and impossible me and all that stuff That stuff's great, but just like cubes of tofu me and all that stuff. That stuff's great, but just like cubes of tofu. I don't know how to handle it. So what I do sometimes is if you put a little bit of breading and put them in an air fryer, that way they get like a crisp layer on the outside, it's actually really good. That way. That would probably help me out a lot.

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dollars off any mattress order of fifteen hundred dollars or more term supply. No guys let's okay out. I had I had Gus got to start the podcast frustrated. I get to come in the middle of the podcast frustrated. I go. I go. I always come frustrated. That's your secret. You're always frustrated. Now I go for runs a lot now because I can't go to the gym. So I just and I'm stuck in the house. So anyway, I can get outside and work out is just go for runs. And luckily, I have access to places to run

where I'm not gonna be around people very much. Unfortunately, Austin is getting, apparently we thought two or three weeks of us actually abiding by strict quarantine was enough. And now everybody's going back outside, filling up parks and areas like that. And not abiding by social distancing. Well, and they're gonna open up all the freaking restaurants again

on the 1st of May. Like you can go into a restaurant and eat. That's insanity. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. I mean, it's like 25% capacity, but apparently on May the 1st,

the governor of Texas or whatever, which has been like, all right, back to it. And it's like, we're just gonna be right back here in like less than a month. It's gonna solve nothing. I got take out Thai food a week ago from a place that I really like. And when I went in to pick up my food,

they were so serious about people not going in and eating there that they literally ripped out all of their booths and tables. Like there was nothing. The restaurant was a shell. It was the front counter, you know, with the register and the bar, which I guess, obviously they couldn't rip out. And the kitchen. So it's like there was like all the boots have been ripped out of the floor and they were in a pile

in the corner. They were in remodeling. So it was why wouldn't they just cover them? I don't know. They they won't wait. If they were remodeling, why wouldn't they throw them away? They're still there. They're just all piled in the corner. I guess maybe just make a statement. I got done with a run at lunch today. And I was exiting this hiking trail that I do up this uphill part, you have to get up to the street. And as I was going up, I noticed there

was a group of people that were coming down as well. And I had a mask. And every time I ever see anybody and any of these times, I make sure I get six feet plus away. And so I go off into like the brush of the trail and get out and get out of the way because these fuckers aren't going to get out of the way for me. And so I'm standing in the middle of the forest about seven feet away from them, watching them walk by. And they're just all staring at me with faces like,

I'm a crazy person standing there with my mask who got out of the way for them. And there was just this group that was like four young boys and they were clearly not related. They were clearly just friends out on a hike. They were all grouped up together. And they looked at me like I was an insane person. And I wanted to, I wanted to throw rocks at them.

So I wanted to do it. I got a video from Wes, Wes and his girlfriend, Alissa, we're driving, I guess, near. I think it was Zilker Park. And he sent me a video via Instagram from his car of just, there were so many people in the park. And granted, a lot of them were spread out and stuff like that, but it was like packed.

Like there was no parking anymore. It was like super crowded. And he was just like, what the fuck is going on? What is this? Like are people just, oh, whatever, you know, not, I guess I won't be affected by this or whatever. And it's like, I don't get it. I don't understand how people don't. Mike just sent me the, I guess, the list of stuff that's going to, that's supposedly opening this Friday. the, I guess, the list of stuff that's going to, that's supposedly opening this Friday. So, businesses that can open may first.

All retail restaurants, malls, and movie theaters, limited to 25% occupancy. Museums and libraries, superpriors can return to work. Churches in place of worship can expand capacity from current order that expired April 30th. Outdoor sports, no more than four people playing together at a time. Salons, gyms, and bars do not open in phase one. So phase two, the early state is May 18th. It moves everything up to 50% occupancy. But phase two is enough time ahead of phase one

where the amount of cases will go up so sharply that phase two will be locked out. Surely. Also, like, wasn't this all based off, like, these places can start reopening, or these states can start reopening if they have, like, a certain amount of low cases. Like, I thought that was the situation.

And it was supposed to be. And apparently, Texas has only tested one percent of people. I think we're like a little over like 200,000 people tested. Well, don't worry, we're still going to be doing the podcast from our homes for a while. When we did that last podcast that we walked out of, was at March 23rd and you know, Gavin and I stopped for the parking lot and I said to Gavin, like, oh, it's gonna be a while before we come back. I don't think even at that time I realized the gravity, like how long it would be that we'd still be doing this. I thought, and most to be a

month or two, and that we'd be back there before, before too long. But you know, it just is such a pulls you move to me because this country has the most cases, right? Number one, number one. Which, by far. To be fair, it's a very high population country. So that's, I guess, to be expected. But also there's no free health care.

Sorry. That's our right. And don't you dare take our lack of free health care away, your mother fucker. So it's just like a bull weird to me that this is happening. And you surely want to protect people's pockets and that health the same time. There's a user on the Austin subreddit. I don't know how often you guys read the Austin subreddit,

but there's a user there. I mean to talk about for a couple of weeks, I think his username is rational Anarchy. And every day he makes graphs and plots the numbers for coronavirus cases in Trav's County, like the number of cases, the number of deaths, and you know, like puts it all into graphs that we can try to get your head around. Because you know, you go to big news websites, you can see what it looks like for the country or for states, but he does it on a much more local level.

So you can see exactly how it's affecting our community and the place where we live. And every day he puts it out normally around this time, around six thirty or so. So you'll see the results for that day and then how it relates to everything else. And he'll give a short commentary on what the numbers mean and what his opinion of it is. It's obviously someone who has a background in statistics. Because every day it's, I'm always super fascinated to read it's I'm always super fascinated to read it. I'll just check that out. Yeah. You know a company, sorry Barbara go. Oh no you'd go for it. Yeah. I was just going to give a shout out to a company. I really appreciate that it's been making

huge swathing changes to their product in order to promote, uh, stay at home and while allowing people to continue their product. It's nianctic with their support for Pokemon Go. They have been making huge interactivity changes to a product that was all about you getting outside, interacting with people, and grouping up together. And even they've been doing stuff like where they've been giving away free items and stuff that you would normally have to go out to get in order to be able to play the game like the Pokeballs and such. They have canceled events that they had already planned and that were like huge areas they

make money. And even today, they finally, they've been talking for a while, but it finally launched today. A big thing of the game is raids, where you go to gyms out in the public, gather around the gym and fight a raid bus, and you have to be in close proximity to do that. Now they have remote raids,

and you can buy a little raid pass, that then as long as you can see the raid in your game, you can join it remotely, and you no longer have to do it. And in fact, even on Saturday, they had their community, which is a day every single month that even in Austin, you will see droves of people going outside to play this game. They made the get the community completely accessible

and doable for inside your home. Wow, that's really cool. Yeah, it's good. Good on them. I start to wonder too. Like, it's weird. I've been enjoying making certain content from home. Like, it's been kind of nice in a way.

And I wonder, like, even if Ruchit is going to adjust the way we do things, even when this whole quarantine situation is over. What was so cool, Chimra Hunter played, I think it was Warzone with any sports player the other day. And that's always been accessible, but it's just like everyone's already at home. So everyone might just play with whoever. I know the Valley folk had a, had a podcast that they're getting excited about. They're posting pictures where it's just like a bunch of random people from a bunch of random channels.

Yeah. I mean, especially with the Cheering Hunters, we never really collaborated with anyone unless they were in the room with us, or we went to them or they came to us. But, and now it's like the excuse to just, like we've already done a couple of videos with the Yogs cast and yeah, we had the super esports good player in siege the other day.

You had a chilled and his buddies play cart with you guys and then who is it, Tom? Total, it's just hopped in. Oh nice. Which one of happened if you guys were doing the office, like Tom would have just like popped into the office and started playing. Yeah, he just hopped into the lobby at first.

And then we were like, all right, we got to get him in the disco and talk to him here. But he popped into that and he was just good to go. Tom had a tweet the other day, did you, I don't know if anybody else saw it. He tweeted a video of his animal crossing island that was covered in turnips because he got he bought 23 million bells worth of turnips Everywhere it's actually not that hard barbure in later game I can understand that many if you could do it all in one trip. He must have made so many

Trips back and forth to get money and my empties pockets. You can get more you can buy About 400 when you get the full four rows of your of your bag You can get about 440,000 bells worth of turnips at a time. Yeah, cuz each row carries 1000 I literally just paid off my home loan. First one. First one. I know. I just took out the second loan for my expansion. How long have you just started playing this weekend? Barbara. I just started playing. So I started playing on Tuesday. So I've been playing for a bad week, but like on and off. Like I played for like an hour the first day and I didn't play again until the weekend.

So it's been like on and off, but I am in it and I texted you guys. Yeah, I was about to get kind of, can I, can I read the text that you sent me? Yeah. So what was this? This is, I believe this is Saturday at 7.30pm. Barbara texted, damn, and what crossing really does suck you in, huh? And I wrote, yep, you caught up in it. You wrote, I played six hours today,

getting my house delivered tomorrow. Finally, six hours a day. That's pretty serious for bar. Yeah. No, it's, the thing is, is like, if I get into a video game, the same thing happened with Skyrim. If I get into it, like, I'm done. That's, that's my life now. And that's, I think, why I, if I get into a video game, the same thing happened with Skyrim. If I get into it, I'm done. That's my life now.

And that's, I think, why I don't play a lot of video games, because I know it'll just suck me in. And that's the only thing I want to do ever. But I was telling Gus, too, this is the perfect game to have right now. Oh, yeah. They couldn't have come out at a better time. Yeah. It's perfect.

It's getting through this. Griffin and Justin McAroy have a podcast that you called The Besties, which is... Oh, yeah. I like that podcast. ...of your monthly podcast. And they did one on Animal Crossing and the way that... I think it was Griffin. Might have described it.

You said it might go down in history as one of, if not the most important, game-releases ever. It's such a nice thing to do in the morning. Like wake up, check your turn at prices, do a bit of gap. I get a no because nooks corner doesn't open till eight. So I'll get up and be like, I got to wait for the score. Yeah.

So I'm going to go some morning. Right. I'm like, I wait outside for the lights to turn on. Like, okay, cool. I can go in now and. Well, I was so excited for this weekend because I downloaded Animal Crossing as I said on Tuesday. And last week was so fucking busy for me.

I never got a chance to play the game during the day. So every time I turned on the game, it was nighttime. Which is fine. You can still do stuff and progress. But I was like, I've never seen my island during the day. I'm so excited. And so I woke up on Saturday and I'm like, ah! But I was saying this on the, whatever the other podcast that we're doing is

cool. That's the same as this one. The moment you get the construction ability, it's too much power for me. Like, terraforming, you mean? Yeah, I am not a designer, I'm not an architect. I immediately like botched my island. I was cutting holes and shit and got cliffs and dumb places. And I hate the fact that you can't move bridges. I want to just move them. I don't want to demolish them and then wait a day to build another one.

So everything has worked around my shitty original placements. And it takes like a day at time to move one building. So like throughout the week I'm like, I'm moving this and this and that would get me to Thursday and then I could do all these parts. My island, I suck at that game, but it's good. I like having it every day. It's great. I load it. Once I got the terraforming, I loaded it up. I erased one little square cliff and I was like, okay, that's it. I'm not getting, I'm not going down that rabbit hole. That's enough. I have completely terraformed my entire island to make way for a plan I have of converting

my island into a very specific theme. Terraforming would be a lot more fun if there was a different button for ad and remove. Correct. Instead of like, I'm building a cliff, I cut a hole in the floor. Yeah. I feel that back up. I've boxed myself into a small cube. Damn it. I'm always, I'm like two steps forward, one step back.

Yeah. No matter what I do in that game, because I can't figure out where he's going to decide to apply the frickin' A button. It just needs a reticle. It just needs a reticle. I'm going to grab a beer. I can still hear you. I'll write back. Okay. I have a question about this that again, like this is my first time ever playing animal crossing and so about that. He can't. He can still hear us. Yeah, but he can not reply. I like that. So I don't want to talk bad about it. I like to. I think he's the. But let's pretend that we were talking shit when he comes back. What a twat. Oh, he's got ears.

What was that, Barbara? I was going to say, this is my first time ever playing Animal Crossing. And I was telling Gus this, and it's like, it's slightly frustrating that there's things that you just need to know or look online to actually find out in terms of learning things about the game. And so I feel like I constantly have questions. For example, when you build stuff,

like I built my house in a place, or I guess I put my tent down when I first moved to my island. And now it's a house. Can you move that at any point? Could you move people's houses? Eventually. Okay.

There's only one thing in the island. The plant's in stuff. Yes, the plant's in your room. There's only one thing in the island you will never be able to move. Or actually, I guess it's almost like two things. One is you cannot move your community center once you place it down. And two is you cannot move where your rivers enter into your island. Can you move that? You also... Oh, airport. You can't either.

Okay. You also cannot move rocks. You can destroy them and they repop back up in a random place, but you can't find a perfect placement for a rock. Someone on the subreddit of the Animal Crossing subreddit, which is a delightful place to go to if you ever just need to scroll through some nice stuff. Someone in there on their island had created this little walled-off section with little paths that had one slots open for the six rocks you have on your island. And he had posted because he had finally just now, it had randomized to finally putting his last six rock into one of those spots.

We had all six rocks next to each other. Because we destroy it. We island then goes and randomizes it. Like this one, it has certain conditions it spawns in. So you have to take away that on the entire rest of your island so that it has to spawn in that spot. It must have. It was an amazing thing to see.

I'm excited for tomorrow, and I'm going to talk about it even though it's not out yet. But we have a show called RTN Box that we do every week. And we're trying to think of ways to change change that because there's a lot obviously like even the RT podcast as an example, but a lot of shows that are just for cameras in a box with people wearing headphones talking into a microphone that like might start to get a little, you know, you see a lot of repetitive, a lot of it. And hey.

I was talking to you about tonight. Yeah, exactly. And I'm around my friend Gavin. We need it. So we're talking about tonight. Yeah, exactly. And I'm around my friend, Gavin. We need it. So we're talking about doing our team box in a video game. And I think we're going to try doing our team box in Animal Crossing tomorrow. So we're going to see how that works out. I'm sorry.

I have some severe anxiety about this. Why? Because we're going to be shooting on my island. Oh, your island's going to get fucked up. And the people who are in the episode, I don't trust completely. You trust me? What, as long as they're not best friends,

that's very little they can do, right? There's plenty you can do without being a best friend that I don't want to. Yeah, tell me what I could do. You... No. What could I take from you? What could I take?

Dig up stuff. No. Could could I take from you? I can't dig up stuff now. Could I get my could I get bells from you? Yes, how about this you don't fuck up my island. I'll make you guys rich by the end of the episode Yes, I promise all three of you do have not have not progressed very far in the game so I could give you a Fortune to you right now. Yes, you don't fuck up my island. Deal, handshake in. Yeah, handshake. What are you actually worried about them doing? Listen, I spend a lot of time in my gardens

and I've got some flower shit going on in there that I'm very proud of and I do not need them to fuck up, okay? They can't dig them up. Maybe watch about them like bashing the petals off. Can they run over them? They can pick the flowers. I don't need them to do that. There's a lot of stuff in there that I need to keep going

as it is. What is what you do before there? I've built a nice fence around it. Just fencing everything that I've wanted. Just fence out of the airport fencing a small path they can take to where you're going to film. And that's it. Like they risk to put the like, like,

corral them to a very small area area and that's how it's going. That's going to be nice. They can steal the fruit as much as they want. I don't use the fruit for anything at this point. Well, for each and every. I have all. So, but I have plan. I like, I got some fun things planned for you guys.

I think you guys are gonna fun. I'm just worried. I'm so excited. I haven't been this excited about a video game in like so long. So seriously. It's a great thing. It'm so excited. I haven't been this excited about a video game in like so long. So seriously. It's a great thing. It's so good.

Yeah. I don't know. This is a random tangent, but I wanted to ring it up because I have a picture I want to show you. So I did something today and I'm not advising it for this, but I had to go into the office to pick up mail that I accidentally had delivered there. It's a very, we have a process that we should do

that we have to go in, we're not supposed to, but if you have to for emergency reasons, there's a whole communication process. I was there for like five minutes tops. Just wanna say that. But I went to the office, I went to the office to pick up some stuff, including some mail for inbox.

But I took a picture in our bungalow. I have no idea who did this or why it it is happening But Shane, I say you the picture if you want to pull it up. Oh, I want to see this. I'm concerned already This this was our office. What am I looking at? Was completely empty of any furniture and there was just a bust with a shirt on in the dark in our office Why I That is some true detectives sociopathic shit

It's scared the shit out of me and I was like I don't know if this is a prank or if someone was filming something in here But it's like when you just like when you get a shirt and animal crossing instead of putting in storage, you like put it on display. And it's just out there. It's like a disembodied torso wearing a shirt. Yeah. So I'm sure there's a reason behind it, but it was just funny to me. I want to show you guys. I have a neighbor and animal crossing I have a neighbor in Animal Crossing that kind of terrified of. He has a problem where he has fleas on him a lot and I always have to clean fleas off of him. He always talks.

I don't have fleas yet. I need to visit your island. Oh yeah, he's barreled and covered in them. And he always talks about how he talks to the bugs that live in his floor. And so finally the other day, I was like, well, I gotta go see what his house looks like, right? And he was finally home, he wasn't out walking around and he was home, so I could go into his house.

I walked in and his walls are covered in close circuit televisions with security camera footage all around the island. And he's got a security camera over his door, watching his house. And he's got like a server rack in the corner with a desk with a computer on it. Like, what is this guy doing here? All right, when the spot has over,

I need a dodo code because I gotta see this. It's creepy. It's a personal, people living on your island? Yeah, you get neighbors. But like, well, then, the AI though. Other AI, yeah. I met like, you get neighbors. But like, they're AI, though. Other AI, yeah. I meant like, you can't inhabit someone's island. Yeah, you can.

You can if you have another account on the same switch. Gotcha. So Trevor could have a home on your island. Gotcha. Okay. But he would have to play on your same physical switch. It's not like he could play. Yeah, and I'm not letting anyone know.

I'm playing on that switch. He has his own. Although It's not like he could play. Yeah, and I'm not letting anyone out. I'm playing on that switch. He has his own. Although he's not an animal crossing guy. I asked if he's gonna play it or download it, but it's like not really his style of game. I utilized some of my social reach to expedite a process in my animal crossing island this weekend.

I'm trying. Yes. I'm trying to talk about my flowers. I was growing them all over the island in big patches and then once I got terraforming I had a very specific plan of what I want to turn my island into and I needed all of my flowers to move to another part of the island and to kind of consolidate them so that I might work on other parts of the island, because you can't terraform around the flowers even like that. But I had so many, and Gavin, you talk about how frustrating is to do certain things in the game

to like dig and transport flowers is just as bad as terraforming. So I asked people in my Twitch chat to come and I, I, I, I, I will down to some regulars in my Twitch chat because you have to make them best friends to allow them to do digging. I got trust him. So I brought seven people from my chat onto the island and then just let them go and do yard work on my eye. Oh my God.

That's an hour. They did it so fast. It was so good. That's awesome. Oh my god, it's an hour. Baby, it's so fast, it was so good. That's awesome. Drop the bag of bells for each of them. I don't think I paid them anything. You paid them an exposure. I think they brought gifts for me. Oh, this is the worst.

What's the backwards? You're running a sweatshop over there, John. Basically. In a recent video, Fiona dressed me like a duck. And you were still wearing that in that video you just put out on Twitter a few minutes. Oh, if I watched. I feel like everyone is caught so many tarantulas. I've seen I think three ever and I've been playing for like a solid month.

And I've only caught one. The rest I just mess up. I think they appear between 7 appear between 7 p.m. and 4 a.m. Yeah. How do you? Because I saw one tranjola at my island once. How, is there a way to get them to come or like something that you just don't?

You check them off. Gosh. I don't believe there's a way on your island to make them spawn on certain islands that you go visit with your mystery tours. There's a way to make it happen, but on your island, it's just they spawn randomly out in the open. Because I remember, I think Elise was talking about this, how her and James will play it together, and they'll have date nights where they go to Tarantial Island.

And I think she said something about how like there's's no trees or like, all the trees are chopped or something like, there's some tree. Yeah, it's random to get to Tarantula Island. It's quite rare. I think quite low percentage of getting that. I think it's a 2% chance to visit Tarantula Island. Yeah, I've never gone. I've never found it.

It's fun. The Alba Islands that you go visit, I realize if you go to the Wikipedia, they have nicknames for all these islands and there's like things that you can accomplish on these islands specifically that you wouldn't even think that you should do when you go to that that island is good for. I have no idea how like breeding the different flowers works, but I did wake up today and I had two different types of blue flower, which I was excited about. I've just been like shoving flowers near each other and warring them, but I'm not sure like which blue flower, which I was excited about. I've just been like shoving flowers near each other

and warring them, but I'm not sure like which ones make, make, make, which cars. Vibu! But you know, I had some blue ones, I was like, oh, sweet, I don't know what I did, but, if it's something, right, yeah, I did something. There's also, like, I wonder with you guys, is it something that you welcome

when there's a person playing a game for the first time and they like come to you for questions and advice. Like, is that annoying or is that cool? With a game like this, I'm happy to give out tips. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, cool. Because I'm like, if I ask a question or like want a tip on how to do something, am I bothering you?

No, I've been watching even like tip videos on YouTube, I'm pointing to my TV because I sit here in my bed playing the game while I watch Animal Crossing videos. But like I wanted to get, because I want to use flowers a lot in this project I have planned for my island. And so I watched a video on like best practices for getting those crossbreeds to get specific flowers, because you have to, especially like the roses to get all the way down to like a blue rose or even the gold roses, you have to do quite a few things to get there. Gotcha.

I also want to- I would hate to miss bringing this up on the podcast because I feel like I'll never get a chance to talk to Gavin about this unless it's on the podcast. But Gavin, you are now watching Love Island and Too Hot to Handle. Please tell me your thoughts. Love Island series one, I finished it.

I thought it was brilliant. I was watching like three episodes a day. It just reminded me of Big Brother, except they leave all the shagging sounds in. Nice to hear a Scouse accent again. That thing is mental. Too hot to handle, I think is just wank. It's, so I, at first, too hot to handle is a show on Netflix where the premise is, it's almost like love island where you just have a bunch of good-looking,

sexy plastic surgery singles on an island. And the difference is with too hot to handle, every time they have any sort of like sexual interaction, whether it's kissing, having sex or even masturbating, they lose money from the pot of what the winner gets at the end. So it's like, you fuck over to everybody by fucking each other. And at first I was like, this is a really interesting premise.

This is gonna be juicy as fuck. But it's just like, especially compared to Love Island and having Watch Love Island for so many seasons at this point, it's like, like, especially compared to Love Island and having Watch Love Island for so many seasons at this point, it's like, pales in comparison to Love Island. It's just too gimmicky, and they're trying to clearly force, like it just feels kind of wooden and everyone's saying, like, little tagline things all the time,

like that they've been fed by a producer or, yeah, or it's clearly like, take three of them saying it, like I'm not buying any of the interviews and I guess it's not enough episodes to get truly invested. I kind of got bored after about episode four I'll probably finish it still but because you know What else are you going on? It's also like it's only I think it's only eight six or eight episodes. It's pretty short But it's like it's good garbage TV But like if you're gonna pick one of the other love island is so much better

It's like leagues better. Also, I don't really understand why the super attractive Instagram model girl keeps going for this Kind of doofy looking. Really? We're looking like she's like obsessed with him. Yeah, I mean, he's kind of young and funny, but I feel like she could get any one she wants and that's who she goes for.

It was very confusing. Did you just say you don't understand how the hot model girl going for a year who's funny? You just say that? I actually did that because you... You look... Damn, fucking got him. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, how does that happen? Wow. That part to call black, I get it now. I guess it's different. You can see what I mean, right? Yeah, well, it's different because this, the girl you're talking about on the show,

her name's Francesca. I believe, right? Yeah, Francesca. Yeah. It's like a different, like she's Francesca. I believe, right? Yeah, Francesca. It's like a different, like she's clearly someone and she even has said it herself. Like she's very kind of materialistic, shallow in that sense. Like, I don't know, it's hard to describe. I don't want to put anyone down just based off like what little we know of them, but she is that kind of personality where you don't expect her to necessarily go for people with a good personality or sense of humor, but maybe more like people she

finds attractive? I'm trying to say this in a nice way. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. The only reality, I've gone full, cramudge and le old man with reality TV that it just makes me angry at how these people act. You talk about like seeing people like say the same tagline three times in a row in order to get the right

take. So this is good TV. I don't, it just anger's me now. The one reality series in the past like almost like two or three years that has not upset me other than the great British and that's because it's just a romance reality show with manners. I've watched a couple episodes. It just seems so boring. Terri's house is a little slow and not as dramatic as a lot of reality. It's like real people, not these caricatures. I need screaming and trauma.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. like not as dramatic as a lot of reality. It's like real people, not these caricatures. I need screaming and trauma. I hate it. I hate it.

Oh, I hate it so much. Gavin, you should watch Love Island UK version season three or four next. Yeah, I just started too, which you said was shit or Jeff said was boring. I think Jeff said it was shit, but season three and four. Did you not watch one and two?

No, I just, I was like, let me start it around one. Cause I feel like certain shows get better over time. So I feel like watching the first season of something, there's like, some things are still working out, some things I get better at. See, I feel like with shows like that, shows get tired over time. And I believe the earlier ones, the cream.

But yeah, we'll see, I've got to watch all of how many seasons are there? I had over time. I agree with you. The earlier ones, the cream. Yeah. Well, see, I've got to watch all of how many seasons are there? Oh, well, I don't know, but there's also like the Australian version. I think there's now a US version of Love Island. And I think that's it. So I think there's three different places. See, I have an issue with the, it's been the same way the entire time since I've looked at it.

I have an issue with how American TV is edited when I already have seen the same show in English. Like I'm fine, at least it's like, it's too like, baaaah. Like, haaah. Well, it's like too hot to handle versus low-violent. Like, you're still dramatic and have that kind of thing, but too hot to handle is very clearly like,

oh, this is an American TV show, or they're just like, let me build up the music for like six minutes before revealing the answer to this question. Which is fine in a ton of shows that don't have a British equivalent. But when I've just watched the English one, I find myself just like,

get on with it, we don't need a preview, off to five minutes since the last preview, I don't need a preview, what's coming up next. They have previews. In the middle of the damn show, the same show. The worst for me with reality TV shows is when they go to commercial,

they show like a preview what's coming up, then when they come back, they do a review of what you just saw right before the commercial. It's like, I just saw this. I don't need to see the last two minutes again. Like I've really thought about with some shows going through And doing an edit where I taped the whole show and then cut out all of the coming up and all of the recap That we just see like how long of an actual hour show how much do you actually get content wise because I think it's like

No, no, it doesn't do that. Terri's house know what Joe doesn't do that. Terris house. I will go. One downside of Terris house is the same thing if you're a uh uh uh uh sub's not does with anime is that you can't multitask with Terris house. You have to sit there and watch the screen to read all the dialogue. Just just learn Japanese. God. I love to. Just do that in quarantine, right? Yeah, just learn Japanese. Just watch enough terrace house to where you'll understand it. Yeah. Bob, if you had Jeff done a reality TV based podcast yet?

No, but we are talking about it. And it's so funny because I brought up an idea to him where we would do a live streamer podcast called Quarantine and it would be about reality shows. But like literally the same day I pitched that to him, Jessica Visami also pitched a show called Quarantine and it's a great idea. So I think we might discuss her a little bit more,

but I would love to do some type of reality show podcast. And we have you on if we talk about love I think you're hunting I mean, I think you'll get like 16 viewers, but it'll be fun to do anyway Well, maybe it'll it'll hit a different audience maybe Jessica of Assami has been my like Netflix party buddy. Well, we've been watching stand-up specials together on Netflix party. Wait, what? Why about your friend Barbara? Well, yeah, let's do it. It's so easy. Hey, Zachary, hey, guys, what do you want to talk about? I don't know. Let's all do so many together. I think we should revisit that idea that we brought up mid-podcast

about doing like a movie club. We could. I just, I've been watching rewatching Shits Creek with my girlfriend. She's never seen it. Talking about shows that everyone should be recommended to watch. It's one of the most wholesomely written funny shows ever. That's okay. And also rewatching it the second time through it. Realize it's seriously like, I love it that all the hot people introduced in the show are all dudes.

It's not a bunch of like sexualized women, like a lot of like shows where it's just like the people that aren't just they're hot or all the hot people introduced in the show are all dudes. It's not a bunch of sexualized women, like a lot of like shows where it's just like, the people that aren't just that are hotter, all the girls and it's bunch of do-feet boys. But we are getting to the point where we get in the end of season five, which is all that Netflix has, but thanks to the fact that I have a AT&T TV subscription, I can watch the new season that was just out.

And I don't have to wait for it to come Netflix like forever from now, I can watch the new season that was just out. And I don't have to wait for it to come Netflix like forever from now. So we're excited to do that. Yeah. How convenient. Thanks AT&T. You make consuming content so easy on the internet. Yes.

I can now get my food pellet from the overload. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. How wonderful for all consumers everywhere. Yeah. You know, someone in chat right now who is this Edward Porter says that we should have, they suggested we have a lease come on the RT podcast

and I don't know why I thought about that till now. We could have, with all the different collaborations we're doing everywhere, we could have like, people from, from Funhouse on or and we're all remotely. Tons of people people on we actually have been doing that with always open not to plug my own show on this show but we had an episode come out today for first members with Travis Nackalroy who I know a ton of our audience are familiar with the McElroy brothers and it was amazing John was on as well and

of course Mar Maryl. I loaded up to see if Barrel was home and there's a balloon. It just came right across the screen. Oh, she does shit down. Yeah, Barrel does not home. Otherwise, I would have shown you. Well, you're ton at prices. Right now, I think it's like 84.

It was very, very well. I shut down a balloon today and I and they came out was a do-it-yourself plan for a bamboo doll And I looked at my app to see what's a bamboo doll is just a stalk of bamboo Okay, the status to ever my prison Mike cosplay I love it. Excellent. I think Chad has mad at me. They want to hear your movie club. Oh, suggestion. Well, we watch it. Well, should we watch for for next week?

Oh, you pick it right now, or I feel like it's something we need to think about. A.L.S. The second. Yeah. Now, let's think about. Aliens. The second? Yeah. Now let's think about something that's not like a sequel or anything like that, like something like a fresh. But Aliens. But Aliens.

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But Aliens. But Aliens. But Aliens. But Aliens. But Aliens. But Aliens. But Ali you got to pay 20 bucks to watch that. Right. I don't want to, I don't want to like give people, I'm not signing for the podcast

that they have to pay 20 bucks to do. What if I spend 20 bucks and then expense it to you? Hmm, because you made me watch it. Or you could pay 20 bucks and then you're an executive producer. Dude, you see how executively I produced the last week's push. It was amazing.

Oh, wait, we talked about that in the post show. People who don't want to post show might be confused. A lot of people are correcting you, John, about the bamboo doll apparently. I'm now remembering what they're talking about. I saw what I didn't put it together. I saw an island. A little doll comes out. It's creepy as hell.

Oh, there you go. I saw it on Matt's island. I went on Matt Bragg's island. You just looked at the icon of it and then put it in storage. I'm done. I didn't make it. I think I need to make it. And so I just I just looked at my app the little like your little app in the game. And I just all it shows is just a cut piece of bamboo and it says bamboo dolls. Maggie is in chat and she suggested for our movie that we watch 17 again, which is I really like that movie.

That's a great movie. Yeah, that's a great movie, right? Yeah, Matthew Perry. I love that. I'd watch that. Gus. Gus, do you watch 17 again? Really?

There's so many movies like that. We're going to watch that or we're going to watch 13 going on 30 or we're going to watch big. Yeah. All of these, all of these movies. I vote big I watch big I haven't seen big in a while Although it should probably be something new, huh first to actually like discuss I was listening to

Camille non-Giani and his wife Emily V Gordon have a podcast that they started at the beginning this quarantine called staying in with Staying in with Camille and Emily. And it's a wonderful podcast, if I can make a recommendation for a podcast other than the RT podcast or any of our other podcasts that are on our network. And for some reason, oh, they were talking about Tom Hanks,

and they've divided our timeline now into the middle point is when everyone woke up one day and Tom Hanks and what's his wife's name Wilson. Rita Wilson. Rita Wilson. Uh, they were tested positive for coronavirus and that there's now it's prehanks Wilson is the before time and posthanks Wilson is where we're living in now. Uh, and in talking about that, they brought up big and Camille talked about how he wants

the movie that continues on the story of the woman that Tom Hanks moment. After that moment that he turns into a little boy and she is able to the fact that she had sex with him. Spoilers. It's from like 1986. Okay. I'm going to spoil any movie that's that 1986, okay? I'm gonna spoil any movie that's that old, okay? I might even be older than that. And just follow her having to deal with that mental process. I was 88, so you're... All right, well, we should be wrapping up soon

because there is another live show that's gonna follow us here. How many years would she have to wait again so she could bang him again? I think it was five or something like that? Wasn't he like 13? Legally, yeah, probably like five. I think he was 12.

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