Rooster Teeth Podcast - Barbara's First Kiss in the Rad Zone - #640
Episode Date: March 16, 2021Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Andrew Rosas, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss animorphing in to the game of thrones chair, death on a cruiseship, 6'5" Utah Russell, and more on this week's RT Podca...st. This episode was recorded on March 15, 2021 and is sponsored by Squarespace (http://squarespace.com/ROOSTERTEETH), Feals (http://feals.com/rooster), and Manly Bands (http://manlybands.com/rooster). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello, everyone.
Welcome to the Rister Teef podcast.
I'm Gus.
Oh, come up.
I'm Andrew. I'm Gus. Oh, come up.
I'm Andrew. I'm Barbara.
And I'm Gus. We're here doing the podcast again.
Woo!
Still at home. Still at home.
I feel like we're at the point.
It's been a year.
Next week will be a year.
Next week is like a one year anniversary
since our last podcast in studio. But I feel like I see the light. Like the light is at the end of the time.
Not just this light that's right over here, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
You have hope. You've got some hope.
Gus, look at your eyes. Look at the vaccine graph going up. The COVID cases going down.
It's like, yes, the numbers are looking good.
Yeah, it's like, I totally agree with you guys.
Like it's the first time in this entire year
where I've actually felt like,
oh, I do see this ending and I see it ending
within a time period I could understand more or less.
Yeah, it was before it was just like,
could be another fucking year,
could it be another fucking three years?
I don't know, dude, man.
Absolutely.
I'm still not making plans there.
It's too dangerous if I make a plan.
I'm still planning nothing.
So just to try and keep everyone's face.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm booking a flight on a tempt fate airlines.
Uh, just like, oh, a legend got you.
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I think I almost made bar respect.
It took me a second of process too, so I already had to drink in my mouth.
But last time I was asked to give any sort of predictions, I jokingly just said next
week and then all of Texas opened up that we
yeah thanks for that gap.
Whoopsie there. So like I said, sit.
Yeah, it is it is nice. It is a nice feeling to be like looking ahead and not into a giant
bank of fog, which I feel like that was like both like logistically and emotionally
where I was for like a month at a time.
Like, yeah, but I mean, for the past year, I'm just kind of like, well, anything could
be ahead of us, both good or bad, it's kind of like, I mean, right now it's looking bad,
judging by like graphs and numbers and all that kind of stuff.
But yeah, the numbers are now going,
for vaccinations are going up into the right,
and cases are going down into the right.
So that's good, depending on which way
you're looking at the graph.
Those are my favorite trajectories,
both of those things.
I'm assuming you're not cheering for COVID.
For sure.
If you're on team COVID, it's not looking good for you.
Hey, Mark, you're going to post your favorite trajectory's list.
You're bracketed top 10 trajectories list on Twitter.
Post that right now.
Drop it in the chat.
Yeah, I don't know.
We're gonna agree sideways into the upper.
What?
I don't know.
Dead flat, flat.
Just a flat line.
That's the, that's my least favorite. Just right here. I'm just going to delete some stuff as we go.
What does that mean?
Is that mean you're just space or something?
Yeah.
Yeah, this hard drive is 70 megs left.
Oops.
Yeah, my audacity says I have 803 hours just for reference. 70 megs left.
Yeah, my audacity says I have 803 hours just for reference. So let's light just grab and see.
Where do you see that?
At the very bottom, like under the time.
So you got the project array and like how long you've
been recording for, then under that's
this recording and disk space remaining for recording.
I have 185 hours left.
Yeah, so you're good.
I should be. That's great. I want to know.
It jumped to three. Shit. No. How do I make you less? What did I just empty your cycle?
After your trash. The deceptive. I'd shift to lead it. It didn't do anything. I mean, it was.
I deleted audacity. Goddamn. Is your scratch just for Audacity different?
Like is it your C-drive or something?
Yeah, it's the dumb drive.
Delete something from every drive on your computer.
System 32, just delete that.
That's huge. You don't need anything in there.
I think what's going to happen is, Audacity is going to turn into Ursula from Little Mermaid
and come and steal your voice, Gavin, and then take it into their own possession.
That's how this works.
When our dad's you runs out of space.
Pour unfortunate soul.
Yeah.
I think it worked.
It did work.
OK, good work.
I got to say it.
There we go.
Do we even use the audio files on the same thing?
I think sometimes.
OK.
I think they had to use yours once I thought.
Yeah, we use them pretty often.
And then when you don't record them,
that's when we need them the most.
Of course, anything you could delete off that computer
to get me a couple of warm minutes, I really think.
I got four hours.
Don't delete that version of cats
where the VFX weren't completed.
That you got saved on your hard drive. That would be something Gavin would have and own honest
with you. Oh no it's going to what's going on. Okay it went it went up to four hours. Now it's going to 36 minutes. 21 minutes. What's Are you, I don't know, are you filling up your hard drive with something else?
I don't know.
Okay. Well, you got to keep, do we want someone to record our discord call or something
as a backup?
I already do in that.
I got all that, I got to that artwork by bleepal on your hard drive.
Taking them spaced, space going delete those
Yeah, I got a giant folder called Bitcoin wallet don't need that stuff. Maybe I'll just delete that
Did it freeze my webcam to what is I need to get out this room for making content?
I don't know what's going on. It's good. Oh, you're back. You're back. All right. See you.
For someone as tech savvy and like someone who has the amount of technology
that you have Gavin, I'm always surprised that you have the most technical
difficulties on the show.
Yeah. I mean, none of this stuff is my work crap.
And I don't use it for this apart from what I'm doing the podcast.
So sometimes from Zerai's as I'm doing them.
Yeah. Two share. Have you tried demodulating it?
I did modulate the subnet and that seems to have improved it slightly.
That's his go-to answer for everything.
You get so mad when I suggest that.
So stupid. I finally got the other thing everyone's clamoring for besides COVID vaccines.
I finally got a PS5 the other day.
Everyone's clamoring for besides COVID vaccines. I finally got a PS5 the other day.
No, hey.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been trying so hard to get one.
Feel like that's almost as hard to get as a COVID vaccine.
Yeah, it's a very similar method.
But I got it, the thing's fucking huge, by the way.
Like I know everyone has been saying,
like how big it is, it doesn't fit in my entertainment center.
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do.
It's massive, it is huge.
I got it, I set it up and I was like,
I can finally play that Resident Evil demo
with the tall woman everyone's talking about
where she squishes you.
So I did that and that lasted like 15 minutes.
I was like, okay.
Now I can play another game on my PS5
and I went to look for another game and I was like oh there are no games out for the
So so you spend what a spider-man like 500 bucks on 15 minutes of it's team
It was expensive demo
I was like at least the demo was free
But yeah, there is there is that spider-man, the Miles Morales, I'm going to play that.
Well, I have not played and that is something I really do want to play. So I will get into that.
Guys, I just bought a solid gold mini disc player. I cannot wait to listen to go buy all my favorite
records to play on this solid I look golden mini display.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It was mini disc.
I thought that was a great full that.
It's a shame it didn't really go great.
Yeah, I mean, it was pretty cool because you could like, I mean, obviously the second
an iPod came out, it was just like garbage trash, but it was cool because you could,
you could, it was re-writeable.
So it was essentially like having an iPad
because those little discs were like just like drives
that you could rewrite new songs over and over and onto
and like make your own mixes.
Pretty great.
They were the perfect level of clacky clunky
when you would just have a little pile and be like,
and you would slot one in, it's like satisfying.
Chupa!
It was the on-hand review.
It was a regular on-hand review.
It was a regular on-moderated device.
We loved those like clacks, pals.
Because CDs to me would never satisfy.
Because you got to be like, and then you got to not touch it.
It wasn't the same.
It wasn't the same.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to take an episode of Ruby and have Gavin do all of the fully work for it. And see how it's done.
Yeah.
Get pretty sleepy.
That's why she's soared that you're hearing right now.
If someone will take the sounds you just made and they're going to refold it, they'll
do a re-edit.
They'll recut.
Oh, absolutely.
A scene with it.
What is the most common sound in Ruby?
Probably, yeah, some type of like puncher explosion.
Or like, or like a gun loading sound. It's pretty common too, because everything is also a gun in Ruby.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
All the characters also guns.
They don't touch on that very much.
The characters themselves are also guns.
Yang herself transforms into a machine gun.
There was that one transformer,
who was it, was it a,
there was one transformer who transformed into a gun.
Like, you know,
was it Megashram?
Yeah, Megashram,
most transformers are like cars or jets or something. Like, oh no, he's into a gun. Like, you know, what's it, Megashen, yeah, most transformers are like cars or jets
or something like,
oh no, he's just a gun.
Yeah, yeah.
In the movies though,
in the Michael Bay movies,
he wasn't a gun, I think.
No, even the,
he was just leaving as like a jet of some sort.
Yeah, he was just some,
some like hairier fighter jet
cause yeah, in the cartoons,
it was so weird,
it was like the big bad boss in the yeah, in the cartoons, it was so weird, it was like the big, bad boss
in the cartoon, Transformers cartoons,
turned into a gun that then like shrunken got smaller,
and then I think like, sound wave, like,
you know what, the one who had the vocoder voice,
like, use the, like, the second in command,
use the first in command as a gun.
It's very weird.
I guess this is like an actual functioning vehicle
that they've looked at and been like,
I'll be that, I'm now in 18 Wheeler.
Imagine becoming a giant gun and just tipping over.
Like what is a gun on its own,
especially when it's the size of a building?
Yeah.
But Shockwave was the best
because he had like the little dogs that were cassettes.
Yeah.
That lived inside of him.
It's like he would open him up.
He was a cassette player,
but you would open him up and pull the little cassettes out
and they were like, you know,
I don't remember that.
They were awesome.
They were those.
He was always my favorite because of that.
Guys, if you had to transform it to some type of,
not necessarily a vehicle,
but really any object,
what would you choose to transform into?
Up you have plain.
Up you have a 787.
That'd be badass. Well, you just want to be really big. Yeah,
and then I can fly wherever I want. Don't worry about refueling. I'd be an aircraft carrier. Whoa,
bigger. Is that even bigger? No, I'd be like a cruise ship. That's bigger. Did you just ask if an
aircraft carrier is bigger than an aircraft. Well,
you see,
you see, you want to come land at seven,
what's seven or what?
Seven or seven or nine.
But I think they like Jesus.
It's a massive wave comes off the front.
So a seven,
87 is depending on the variant is roughly 200 feet long.
A Nimitz class aircraft carrier is 1092 feet long.
All right. I'll play.
You can fit a couple on that, maybe.
Yeah.
But to land, I imagine that wouldn't be a way more.
That'd be a road-field.
That'd be a way to land.
Yeah.
I feel like I would choose like a chair or something.
So I never have to like stand in line for anything.
I could just transform myself into a chair.
Why, why did you put...
But if you are the chair, you do have to stand.
You're not, if you're the chair, you're not sat down.
Other people can sit down.
But then I can help others.
I'd be useful to other people.
I assume you alteristic.
And legs would become the legs of the chair. So you'd be on. I love you. I love you, all turistics. And legs would become the legs of the chair,
so you'd be on all fours.
Even more uncomfortable than standing with people
sound you.
Yeah, that's a terrible idea.
And you know, it's really funny.
Like, you could do that now if you just like got in your
hands and knees.
You could become a chair if you were.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that's a very selfless, a very selfless act.
Because like, now I want to test that out.
I want to go like next time and say again, like go to a live event,
like go to South by Southwest, go to a bunch of people online and see who'd be
willing to sit on me.
Yeah.
I want to see an animal of bar returning into a chair.
Yes.
Yes.
Now we're talking just that like six, like stage of like, an animal of Barbara turning into a chair. Yes! Yes!
Now we're talking just that like six like stage of like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom like one of those, like, you know the big chair we have in the bungalow
that looks like a big throne.
Oh, yeah.
Like a throne.
It's a throne.
A throne.
That's what I wanna be the throne from Game of Thrones.
That's what I wanna share.
I'm gonna share.
The throne that she's talking about
from the bungalow by the way for viewers
is the DM chair from Heroes and Half Whits?
Ah, yes.
Yes indeed.
Surprisingly uncomfortable that chair.
Wonder, no wonder Frank never really said anything.
It was very stiff, like a two straight, very...
It's very rigid, yes.
It is not comfortable to sit in.
It's definitely not like a lounging chair.
I love that you would be a Game of Thrones chair
in line for something.
So you'd be like waiting to get into like a concert
or something and then there's like,
fucking Game of Thrones chair behind this.
What the hell?
You're just hiding some empty swords.
You would just see like my mouth on it too.
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and put a new air conditioner in with like
other eyes and a mouth on it.
And it's like, I'm gonna do a good job
of cooling your house.
Like, what is this commercial?
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of commercial making where everything,
like every object in your house is like brave
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We got so much history.
Don't throw me out in that dumpster.
Come on.
Donate me.
Donate me, please.
And of course, the other, then they bring in just like,
somehow you can like tell that like the new AC has like a lantern jaw.
I'm like blue eyes like.
Oh, maybe a British accent.
Yeah.
Oh, hello, chap.
Uh, I have not, I don't watch, I don't watch local commercials.
I watch local TV.
I don't think I'd like.
Yeah, like where, where did you see this guest?
Do you watch TV?
I do watch local TV.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Just for local TV. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Just for the ad TV.
I just watch it for the local used car dealership commercials and for the air conditioner
commercials.
That's it.
Oh my God, Gus, you just sent this to me.
Yeah, I just realized it's like, oh, yeah, why haven't I seen local commercials?
Oh, because I haven't been in like a jiffy lubed waiting room in a year.
So that's why I haven't seen, which is my number one source for broadcast TV.
I'll see it whenever I'm watching,
I'll put on just the TV in the background sometimes
or the local news or something.
So inevitably it'll pop up.
There's those commercials that I remember
like the one I just talked about.
And there's definitely a tear of car dealership commercials
that are from bad to worse. And it's like, I don't know of car dealership commercials that are like from bad to worse.
And it's like, I don't know why car dealership commercials are always the worst thing on television.
There is no such thing as an okay local car dealership commercial.
It's like a only have to be shitty.
Yeah.
If you were going to make a good one, what would you do?
First, maybe it's not possible.
Do not do not put the person whose name is on the car dealership.
They are not allowed on set.
And their name is on the building. They cannot be there. Period.
That's the sin that like 75% of you come on down to Ronald cars. I'm Ronald. This is my car dealership.
We don't want to know you. we don't want to be your friend.
It's like all the commercial needs to do is show a car and show a price.
If you can't see it.
Right, that's it, that's all you need to know.
I don't need to know this fucking dude's story or his name.
I don't need to know the name of the guy who owns the place.
What if I hooked up some sort of trepis-shaped device,
swung all the cars through the air,
and they're just going through the air in slow-mo
with prices next to them?
There we go.
Now we are talking.
We could reinvent the local car commercial.
We could just make that commercial
for every local car dealership.
Well, I think because the local car commercial,
when you're absolutely right, guys,
the person's name is on the building, never needs to be in the commercial, because they're absolutely right, Gus, like the person's name
is on the building, never needs to be in the commercial because they didn't get into
car business to act. So you get to see like a very specific set of acting, which is the
flattest you could just like, hi, I'm like, I'm John, John Hyundai. Come on down to my
place where my prices are so crazy,
you'll more be able to beat them in all the state of Texas.
It kind of fries your brain even trying to approximate
like negative performance.
It's like how kind of someone have like negative charisma.
I don't understand how this is like possible,
but yeah, just like,
but it's one step above just reading it off a cue card.
It's somehow like delivered, but it's one step above just reading it off a cue card. Because it's somehow like delivered to be bad.
Yeah. It's almost like a bit from Rick and Morty's inner dimensional
table. It's like, is this aggressively bad? Like, are they trying to do something
like intentionally bad? Hoping it comes back too good because they're that's not happening.
I like Gavin's idea, but I also think that every like used car commercial should be done like a power thirst ad
Because I feel like that would
Like, car, do you like car? Do you want the views and just like, I would fucking I would load up and go right here
Do you want to sit on me and just like, I would fucking load up and go right here. I just kinda need a car.
Do you wanna sit on me? I'm gonna get you from A to B to C,
you fucking son of a bitch.
It's like, oh my God, they're like,
I need this car.
I can't say no.
Yeah, just take the money, please don't hurt me.
Yeah.
Oh, I can disc space wardings again.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I feel like because I'm recording,
it's allocated some space that I can't touch.
What's up?
Oh, could you stop recording?
And I mean, that'll fuck it up.
But I'm just gonna delete more crap.
You know, keep, keep chatting.
Okay, we'll keep going.
Just start recording your voice on your notes.
I, I, I phoned out.
I'm sure it's the voice memo.
It's better than nothing.
I think, uh, there are occasions, sorry,
just to briefly touch on the car commercial thing.
One, one, one, one last thing.
I've also seen the opposite. And, uh, which is someone who I think got into the car commercial thing. One last thing. I've also seen the opposite,
and which is someone who I think got into the car business
in order to get into acting.
Like, they want, like this is their moment.
Like they want to like, like step out
and they're like, they're really putting on a show.
And those are bad for like,
and kind of the way like the room is bad.
It's like, I actually do enjoy those.
Like I see, there was a Houston car commercial that was like that.
There were several in San Antonio.
I remember growing up that were like that where I was like,
and I'm gonna forget the guy's name,
but there was a guy in San Antonio who was just like,
oh yeah, this is like, this is like your like, open mic night.
This is where you get to like, this is your car commercials
where you get to just like, really like shine.
Like you get to do your jazz hands and really perform for us.
But yeah, most of the time it's not that.
It's not the person who wants to like be a star.
It's the person who wants to sell you a fair car
to fair price.
Yeah, the only car dealership person I remember
from San Antonio is Red McComb.
That's it.
I don't remember anybody else from San Antonio.
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We, since I grew up on the border,
we didn't have our own TV stations.
We only had San Antonio stations.
So I grew up watching San Antonio stations too.
Yeah, so you got the Ancera commercials.
The Ancera, like Ancera, Red Macomb,
were like the two biggest ones.
Nothing brings me more joy
and I'm wearing a spurred hat,
but I love that the San Antonio Spurs
do local San Antonio commercials.
They do local advertisements for H.E.B.
And the Iceman George Gervin does,
and David Robinson did,
Dayhill coppier, like you don't coppier advertisements. It's like, and like, David Robinson did like, day hill copier, like,
Oh yeah.
Advertiser, it's like,
Do you,
Hall of Famer,
David Robinson is like selling
copiers first,
goes first.
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Pistons.
Then for whatever reason, like, uh, he wasn't there very long,
then came back to San Antonio.
And I remember after he came back to San Antonio, he did
talk about a commercial.
So that's simply where like, I couldn't go to Detroit because
there's no Taco Cabana there.
But there's Taco Cabana here in San Antonio.
Everyone go to Taco Cabana.
I was like, what is like, it's like breaking the meta of the sports game.
It's like, he's talking about the NBA
in a Taco Cabana commercial
and about how there's no top Cabana's
so he came back from the Detroit Pistons
to the San Antonio Spurs.
Like, I was just so freaked out by that as a kid.
It didn't make any sense.
Just, this like, I, these worlds colliding.
I'm just not a fan of. I't need like the the the the world of taco
Kavanaugh to like break down this like the the the going on of a sports franchise
The the one
There's so God now I'm just I'm just stuck on car dealerships. I'm we got cats hot thinking about them
There's this one I guess up thinking about the fact that Gavin owns a spurs hat
It's a top no hot first. It's taught him. Oh, okay. It's footy spurs. It's not a footing Antonio
There's nothing about them
There's that one
dealership
With the guy who he's definitely on all of his billboards and in all of his commercials
But he has this one like catchphrase that he always says,
he always says, I'm a veteran and veterans are welcome.
And it just makes me think like,
is there a car dealership where veterans aren't welcome?
Like it's a weird, it's a weird catchphrase
to have for your car dealership.
Like I just baffled every time I see it.
I don't know. Yeah, I, I, I, I can't,
it's like Nathan for you.
That's very like Nathan for you style,
like, or like Detroiter style, like, ad pitch.
It's like, it's like, welcome to this store
that won't murder you in an alley.
It's like, why would you say that?
Because it implies that the other guys might,
it's like, it's on the same page.
We're like, go, an ad that somehow goes negative
on their competitors and like, in a backdoor way.
It's like, welcome to this store.
We'll do the bare minimum to help you find what you need.
Wow.
Where we don't put stars in our vehicles.
Like, wow, it's like, yeah.
Okay. Okay, wait, it's not in the up.
Okay.
Wait, I'm sorry.
Am I in danger of getting stars if I
stop at another car dealership?
Who's to say?
I actually came to the use,
you saw salesmen.
I can say that very well.
I need no.
You use stars salesmen.
You stuck the landing though.
You stuck the landing and that's what matters.
Yeah, you kept going.
You didn't like stop and stop again. You were just like
She's so
So is my
My brain just like couldn't do the multiple S's in a row there
whoa
What store do you miss going to the most?
store I
Miss the most I miss fries from 2005.
Is that count?
Is that an answer?
Yeah.
I'm like, on now fries?
They're gone now.
Yeah.
Man, they sold some bizarre crap.
Which is really stupid.
You're all computer-y stuff.
There's like a particular store I miss.
I just miss like, I don't know,
even going to the domain up north and like just walking around and shopping and like
spending a day doing that kind of thing. Because like, I've been to a few stores here
in their journey quarantine. It was basically just like running it out if I needed something.
But I went to Target the other day and I was like, I haven't been to a target in 12 months, which sounds very weird as a white woman to say, because we're usually there every week.
Every recharge.
Yeah, exactly.
So that was like, I almost felt somewhat normal being there like, oh, I used to do this. I used to go here all the time.
This feels nice. I like it do this. I used to go here all the time. This feels nice. I like it.
Yeah, I get that. I was gonna say, I think it might also be weirdly target because it is an
oddly comforting place because all targets are the same. It's like CDS. It's like this like place
that like kind of no matter where you go, it's kind of the same.
It's not, it doesn't have like super store ultra bright wallmart overhead white lighting that legitimately makes me sick. Like I can't be and a wallmart or like a place like that for too long because the ultra bright white light just like
ultra bright white light just like yeah fries my fries my brain. It's not as like intense as that. And yeah, I would say that there's something weirdly comforting about that. So I don't know,
maybe that's on my list. What about you? What about you? Yeah, guess.
The haircut store. One haircut please. I'll just take one. I think the last time I went to the barber was probably about a year ago.
It was like early March, right before the shit hit the fans.
So it's been a year since I've been to, like an actual barber to get a haircut.
But Esther's cut your hair once or twice now.
Oh, a bunch of times.
I don't know.
Five or six at this point.
Because it's kept its length pretty well. So yeah, she of times. I don't know. Five or six at this point. Because it's kept
its length pretty well. So, yeah, it must have been maintaining it for you. Yeah, yeah.
I want to, I want to amend my answer. It's not target. It's home depot. I love the smell of that
place that like smells like wood and like tools and like possibilities. I love the smell. Smells like possibilities.
It does, it does.
Smells like solutions.
I was gonna, I was gonna,
what did you, did you answer Gus,
what your, your story must be?
Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise,
do that's fine.
I thought a friend of mine posted a photo online.
He got, he has both rounds of the COVID vaccine now.
So he said, he went to a store for the first time in a year
and he went to HB and he just like online on social media
just posted a photo from inside HB and was like,
look, for the first time in a year, I went somewhere.
I was so happy looking at food.
Yeah.
It's weird though, because like when I went to the target,
like even though it had been a year since I went out to like a shopping center area like that, I was like, it doesn't feel like it's been a whole year.
Like going back into doing those things feels like normal again.
And it doesn't feel like it's been like quarantining for a year.
I don't know, I don't have to explain it.
Like I feel like when we go back to the office,
whenever that starts back up again,
it's going to feel like it was just yesterday
that we were in the office.
Maybe it'll take like a few weeks.
I hope so.
Yeah.
What happened?
What?
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So I quickly exploited what I had a reopen it
switch the drive
To a different drive plenty of space on that one started recording
I have four minutes
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This time I've never had this happen
Is your C-triple low as well?
Is it?
Yes, you've seen that as like a scratch disk.
I don't know if like, as I'm clearing space like a Windows update is downloading and replacing
all the space as I'm making it.
How much does it?
What is it?
What for me?
You're doing that, uh, the wrong trousers episode of watching.
Yeah.
When I'm in a track in front, in front of the train as it's going?
What are these most amazing animated things ever?
Where's the evil penguin?
That's why I want to know.
What's in it?
Is steam open?
Is it maybe steam downloading a bunch of shit maybe?
This is, I don't even have steam on this computer.
Just nothing.
It's just my shitty streaming PC.
I'm very pleased.
You know what craving? sorry, I just,
this came to mind when you were talking about stores,
Gus, you know what craving I had the other day?
Like I've been able to usually kind of like,
may not be the things you can kind of get in quarantine
and stuff like that, like, you know,
I've managed pretty well, but like occasionally
I'm like, a crave things.
Something that absolutely hits different.
Airport coffee.
And I cannot, like, I don't know what it is.
Airport coffee, somehow, here's the three things
that I've had in my head, it's a different restaurant water.
Don't know why, hits different.
Airport coffee and airplane sodas.
Sodas on airplane with a little coffee.
Specifically, Canada dry.
Canada dry, baby, yes!
Ginger.
Yep, yep, yep.
That's the one.
One, one, one.
Air, airport coffee might taste different
because there's like danger involved with airport coffee.
It's like, if I drink coffee, I'm gonna have to take a shit.
So it's like, I'm like, try to figure out,
do I want coffee bad enough to try to navigate?
Like, the problem that I'm gonna have,
am I gonna need to sit on a plane?
Like, did I?
So it's all about a plane that roulette.
Like, am I gonna have to go somewhere dangerous?
Yeah, exactly.
It's like, ah, yes, this, I like a coffee
with a splash of danger.
That's what makes it taste so much sweeter.
I don't know how to read it.
And pull coffee, because what are you
trying to be so awake for?
Just, I don't know.
I mean, some people just, some people just like coffee.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll drink coffee just to drink it.
I like it.
Does D-Calf make you dump like normal coffee?
I've never tried it.
I've been meaning to.
I'm gonna look it up.
I've never, I don't drink D-Caf because I drink coffee.
I mean, I didn't like the taste of coffee,
but I drink it essentially for energy.
Yeah, I feel like I never really want energy on a flight.
I started typing.
I wanted to look, I wanted to do a Google
search to see if does DcapCoffee make you dump. And the first auto complete is
does DcapCoffee have caffeine? Oh my god. I mean, I think it doesn't have a
little bit. It has a little bit. It's a fair question. Oh, humanity. I
I think the coffee at the end of flights,
because then like if I'm about to land and be in a city or somewhere and I want to like have energy for the day,
I'll get the as minimal danger at that point.
I also coffee doesn't make me poop.
So I don't have the same issues.
I didn't used to do that to me.
It was, I can remember when it happened.
I was 25 years old.
And then all of a sudden coffee started making me shit. Luckily, I'm 31. So I've passed that.
Yeah, you're over that, over that hump, over that milestone. I feel like the smell of coffee
makes me need a dump. Oh, absolutely. Same here. 100%. Keep that away from you. If I'm going
on a plate, I should go to a doctor. Yeah, you've got this like... So research has shown that caffeine makes the colon
60% more active than water,
and 23% more active than decaf coffee.
However, studies have shown that decaf coffee
can also stimulate the urge to poop.
Oh, I think you've developed
this sort of a colonic Pavlovian response
that you just smell it, taste it, just like,
oh, like your brain just like starts cranking that big like,
all right boys, open up the floodgates.
Especially if I smell Starbucks,
more than any other kind of coffee.
Like if I get a whiff of Starbucks, it's like,
oh, it's on.
Guess you shouldn't have told me that.
Like the second we could go back into production and studio,
I'm gonna bring a piping hot thing of Starbucks coffee and just like you run it by your nose
Just a test like putting someone's hand in hot water
Drownlessly going to see if I can be their pants
The big old big old carafe right in front of your door
Is a carafe is that the object
or is that a unit of measurement of an amount of coffee?
Or is it just like the actual thing?
I think it's a,
like the physical object.
I believe so.
So you can have a carafe of different sizes.
Yes.
Yes.
I believe, because I've gotten,
actually, I don't know the answer to this.
I might be completely wrong,
but I've gone to like brunch and places and they've been like,
you can get a carafe of mimosas, which is just like a big bottle.
But then when you get a carafe, it's usually when there's a couple of us.
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You know what I've gotten, in similar to your like, oh, I turned 25 and like coffee makes
me poop, I turned 35 and now I love a cup of decaf coffee at the end of the day. I like to have dinner and then have a cup of coffee.
But it has to be decaf.
It's something that I remember watching my parents do.
My grandmother were like, oh, we had dinner.
They make a pot of decaf coffee.
And I was like, what?
The real question, Andrew, is when will you get old enough to make instant decaf coffee? Because my parents were at that age.
They make instant coffee.
The granules that have it.
Yeah, it's just like a thing you basically put into hot water and mix it.
I feel like it's my grand European thing to have coffee after dinner.
My grandmother would always have that sanka crystals like on hand.
She was always making that instant Sanka coffee
and drinking it all day long.
Like I've always had hot water going just in case you want.
Just for that.
Like some Sanka.
Yeah, my parents have to bust out the actual drip coffee machine
whenever I come home, because I'm like,
I'm not drinking that shit.
I don't like instant coffee at all.
They pull it from under the counter and like, it's got that like film on it that grind like builds up on coffee
and it's like oh wipe that down blow it off. All right honey. Yeah. Fresh coffee for it. Yeah.
Yeah. Although now I think my little brother might drink coffee so maybe it's out more often.
I'm not sure. Does he have the same high standards that you do? I think so. Yeah. I've
taught him well. Are your, Barbara, are your parents like, is it one of those things where
it's like, it's not for taste like they need coffee to like function. This is like, this
is simply the till it. This is a utilitarian thing. I just need, I put coffee in me and then
I go for eight hours and then that's it. Like, they just need it.
So it's not like, ah, sitting down with a big, big bold cup of cat litter, which is what
sank a few seconds to me.
Just like, ah, it's like wood shavings in it.
Yeah.
I think it's more like, wait, unwind at the end of the day.
It's just like, I think something they're used to doing that is just kind of tradition
almost. Like, you know, it's the same way that someone wakes up and makes the cup of the day, it's just like I think something they're used to doing that is just kind of tradition, almost like, you know, it's the same way that someone wakes up
and makes a cup of coffee at the end of the day,
they would just make a cup of decaf coffee
and just, you know, enjoy it.
I guess, yeah.
I mean, that's why I make it at the end of the day.
It's like, it has serves no function other than like,
ah, what a nice way to unwind.
And I think after a meal, it does do something
in the digestion department.
I don't know if that's true, but it feels that way.
And in the end, isn't that all that matter?
Multi-procise, yeah, exactly.
As long as you feel something, that's not only looking good.
Anything, something, anything.
I want to feel again, make me a cup of tea cup.
Keep tea cup, coffee at the end of the day.
Pour it in my lap.
On a plane.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
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Why why is the biggest vehicle in the world
Is it a cruise ship is there anything bigger than that
It's probably so
You say it's got to yeah
It's got to be. Yeah. It's got to be. What else would be bigger?
I say it's like the size of a town.
Yeah, I mean, they hold several thousand people at once.
It's like a stadium that you can live in, right?
Ha, ha.
Have you been on a cruise?
No, that's to be my worst nightmare.
I would take a night on a cruise.
That's a nightmare.
No, cruise is so much fun.
You guys are missing out.
Why haven't you done it?
Oh, but you're just trapped.
Have you read the news?
No, I mean, it's way, it's way rumored and bigger than you fit.
I mean, I guess it depends on what cruise line you go on
and how big the ship is.
But like, especially cruises that stop every day or every few days,
like you get to go out and do excursions and all that stuff.
And it's like a little hotel in the water.
It's also a family restaurant.
The whole spontaneity is just out the window.
You got a little, maybe I would like you.
In my head, I hate it.
I've never known.
It's so much fun.
I love it because it feels like cozy and comfy.
But also there's like at least the true cruise I've been on.
I went on Disney cruise with my family as a kid and then a carnival cruise when I was
a teenager.
And they're like incredibly vast.
Like there's multiple restaurants,
there's multiple places to do activities and theaters
and pools of the sea.
Do you always feel the sway of the sea?
Of the ocean.
I felt it maybe once or twice,
but that was like usually the day where you're at sea
and like you're like kind of more in the middle
of the ocean kind of situation.
Or it happens to me more when you do that day.
Those videos where...
Because I think a cruise ship needs to be on for it to be straight.
On the sea.
Otherwise, if it's off, all of it shit doesn't work.
It actually like gets wavy.
It's like in the expanse when the gravity turns off.
When I lived in Puerto Rico,
one of the times I went to San Juan,
I didn't live in San Juan, but I went there a few times,
and one of the times I went there,
I went down to the part of town where the cruise ships dock
and like all the tourists come off,
and I was curious to see like,
what kind of shit that they set up
to try to rip off tourists.
And I went into one of the shops that is right by the cruise ship dock,
and it was like an electronic store.
And this was in 2003.
I walked into this electronic store, and they were selling a dream cast for $300.
Like, as if it was a brand new console.
I was like, man, people who come here just getting ripped off like crazy
Like if you don't know what you're buying right? It's like oh, that's a video game console
I'll buy that for my kids or my grandkids or whatever
It's like oh you bought a four-year console. It doesn't get games anymore. You spent 300 bucks on it
But I feel
I'm with Gavin in that I feel like I mean, I don't know if I'm maybe I'm pretty worse than Gavin's mouth here, but I feel, I'm with Gavin in that I feel like, I don't know, maybe I'm putting words in Gavin's mouth here,
but I feel like for me, it's cruise ships are almost like
too many people and too claustrophobic.
Like I wouldn't, I don't want to deal
with that massive humanity.
And I think that like when COVID first started,
you saw a lot of outbreaks starting on cruise ships
and cruise ships have to be like stuck.
And that just like really makes me more worried about like how quickly disease can spread
in one.
And then on top of that, I've read some really awful statistics about the amount of pollution
that cruise ships generate.
In fact, I pulled up a stat right here.
I was curious.
In 2017, Carnival Corporation emitted nearly 10 times more sulfur oxide than every car in Europe combined.
Oh my god. Is it because you can't easily turn them off?
It's also like I think they don't have the same kind of filtering on them. Like you know cars are
catalytic converters. So they all they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,
I mean, certain things.
Yeah.
All the huge shows.
They're all huge shows.
Yeah.
Plus also they, they're out in the ocean.
They might not be as much regulation on them.
And I think some cruises also just dump their sewage
in the ocean when they're going.
Like, there's no, of course.
Yeah, like, it's a hard thing, it's a hard thing
to reconcile in my head.
I see how they also jump anyway.
But it gets treated.
You want, ideally, that stuff goes through
like water treatment plants.
You're not dumping raw sewage into the ocean.
Fish shit.
Somehow it dumps shit out onto Dave Matthews,
cruise boat right next to it.
That was sailing.
Like, oh no, not again.
That's what we expected.
Oh no, no, wait, sorry.
It was the Dave Matthews tour bus that dumped shit.
It dumped its like, it dumped its septic tank
like on a bridge in Chicago.
And it rained down on a tour boat.
That was underneath the bridge.
Oh my god. Just like jackass level like nightmare shit.
Absolutely. Just like well time to find a street tough and buy a gun because I cannot go on living in this world.
Where Dave Matthews tour butt shit.
Rain down on.
Yeah. Dave Matthews literally shit on you.
Like there's no metaphor, there's no abstraction.
Oh.
Dave Matthews shit.
It's amazing.
Well, I mean, now being adult,
I think I've realized a lot more about cruise ships
also, especially with like COVID being a thing
and realizing how quickly disease spreads and stuff like that. And like about the outbreaks on cruises and and how quickly those happened.
It definitely makes me rethink it. I guess I'm just reliving like my childhood experiences and how fun those were and everyone like,
oh, like everyone should get to experiences.
Yeah, I think that I mean, there's a reason that industry exists, right?
I mean, people like them, people love them, not me.
There are other people who like them.
I don't know.
It was weird.
Some of my days were just the days that they were at sea,
like not even stopped at a location,
just because I don't know.
It just felt kind of like weirdly comforting and cozy
to be on a cruise ship where you could just go
and watch the ocean and stand on the edge and whatnot
and just hang out.
I don't know, it was weird.
I felt like comfortable feeling it.
I feel like I would just do like a day trip on the sea,
but I just wouldn't want to be like stuck there,
having to buy all their expensive crap and...
It's usually like, I think some places are all inclusive.
Like essentially the ticket pays for all your food
and drinks and stuff.
Oh, you're stuck, okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I places are all inclusive. Essentially the ticket pays for all your food and drinks and stuff. Oh, you're stuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I was talking with James and Elise about this
when they were guests on the most that they do things
like they do it like Disneyland and Disney World
and The Imparks, they start to set them up like that
where it's now like, oh, wristband based.
Like you basically pay for a ticket and it gets you
a wristband and then that scans everything to your account Yeah, they made it very like automated and easy to to
To spend money and to like if it's all inclusive like it's just all it goes to your little like
Little wristband and they all they they charge it up and stuff
Yeah, I just remember being a teenager and being like you mean I could get ice cream anytime I want at this buffet like
Fauke yadda
What if you had to go on a month long cruise
but I was your roommate
um how far down is the water from our room
I honestly like a month is too long though for a cruise
like I think the ideal is like five day four nights.
That feels like just long enough
where you get like a nice vacation.
I mean, I think Cruz is there typically,
but there's like, I wanna say,
four night ones and seven night ones
are the most common.
I could be off base about that.
Seven nights seems a little too long.
Four nights is like the perfect amount of time
because it's enough of a vacation, but you're also not stuck
there for... I think maybe too much time.
The reason I don't want to go on one is that the only footage I've seen of a cruise is
the episode of Columbo where Robert Vaughan has killed someone on it and the pool is like
just swarmed with old people all around. Oh my god. There's barely space to move and there's been a murder and they're playing balls and shit.
Oh my god.
So that's the thing.
If I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna confess to something.
If you ever see me on a cruise, it's because I'm planning to murder someone.
Because I feel like I feel like you can get away with it on a cruise ship super easy.
No, if that's Columbus or aboard, because he got busted.
Yeah, that's honestly, that's something I thought about.
That's something I thought about all the time, though.
Like because on these cruises, it was usually, you could just get as
major because it's like essentially open bar for these all
inclusive packages.
Yeah.
And I'm like, surely there's gonna be people
who get too drunk and like slip or like,
are leaning over the edge,
look at the water and do something really stupid.
Like I was so paranoid the whole time
about people falling.
Okay, absolutely in the like Simpson's joke version of this,
there are like two gang plank entrances to the ship.
One says passengers and the other says spousa murderers.
Like that.
That's just like, that's like two ways to get out of the butt.
Oh, right this way.
Oh, you're playing on your own.
Oh, I'm killing your husband or wife.
Oh, right this way.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Because yeah, I mean, like you're out at sea.
It's international waters.
Right.
I didn't see it.
I don't know.
We had a bunch to drink and I went back to the room and passed out and I
never saw them again. Oops.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's terrifying.
Yeah.
Especially if like, yeah, you don't report it.
Yeah.
You don't report it.
Okay, but I'm never going on a cruise ever again.
Basically, I'm done.
How about you, like, body detecting count of measures at sea level of a cruise ship? I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I mean, so the way to do it is to dress the corpse as a dolphin.
And then just hop them over the edge.
No one will buy an island.
Yeah.
Oh, no, she definitely has a fin.
It's definitely a lot of money someone wants to spend though.
If they want to murder someone.
Oh my God.
And then they have a good time too.
I'm gonna take this.
Yeah.
It's like you're murder and then it's all you can drink.
Tell you can eat.
I mean, yeah, it's great. Yeah, that's the day off to the murder. But the day after that, you'll find you murder and then it's all you can drink tell you can eat I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, the day off to the murder but the day after that you'll find you definitely
You're fine. You're gonna see a show dude. Yeah, like oh, I'm feeling seasick
I don't know maybe the magician made my wife disappear
That seems I don't know why I just assumed that like the show that happens on a cruise
ship is a magic show.
I don't know why those things in my brain are inextricably linked.
Like the show that you're gonna see on a cruise ship is a magic show.
They might be a magic show.
They usually, some cruises have like, theaters essentially where there's like performances
and whatnot.
I imagine there's gotta be a magic show.
The one in, in Colombo did have a magician.
Hmm.
So.
Oh my.
What?
What did you?
Enter you knew.
Did the magician do it?
Did the magician do it?
No, but he had like a prop gun that they thought something about at one point.
It's been a while since I've seen that one.
He was involved though.
Oh really? Intrigue. Intrigue. Suspicion.
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Uh, someone in chats, who's as Flint says they saw a circus show on a cruise. I didn't realize that they did that elaborate a shows.
Yeah. If they have like a pretty big theater space and they could do some pretty I'm all those shows based on like precision acrobatics
Yeah, I mean how much do you think a cruise ship rocks?
It's not like
Like it basically feels like nothing most of the time
All right also I'm barreling through your joke
and I apologize.
Thanks, Scott.
It was a real race to the bottom for that joke.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen the videos of the pool tables
with the gyroscopic stabilizers on them
that they have to use on cruise ships
so that the balls don't go flying everywhere?
No way.
Yeah, they'll have gyroscopes in them
to make sure that the table stays level level no matter how rocky the waves are
So no matter how bad the storm is you can still play pool a
Perfect thank God
It's my one concern
I am I have did you just murder your spouse go blow off some steam?
Don't worry. They're always balanced. And there are always perfectly level.
I had, I probably told the story on the podcast
we're always open or maybe,
but I had my first kiss on a cruise.
It was the car on the cruise when I was 15.
Yeah, what a way to make that happen.
Where the fireworks going off?
Was it Mickey Mouse?
It was so embarrassing when I think back to it now because I'm just like what was I thinking?
It was a guy I met in like the teenagers hangout space, which this cruise had.
It was 17, I was 15 and it was me and this other girl and him.
We were all hanging out in the evening and then we went out to go sit on the front of the boat
and he was sitting in between us, had me on one side and her on the other and then we went out to go sit on the front of the boat and he was sitting
in between us had me on one side and her on the other and he was like leaning over talking
to me and then like we kissed and I was like oh my god that was my first kiss I'm feeling things
and then he leaned over and kissed the other girl but you were first I was first though and I
remember thinking like I'm gonna be, I'm gonna go with it.
Yeah, I don't wanna be like,
Hey, what's going on here?
Because I just met you like today and this is weird.
I mean, we did meet in the rad zone on the back,
on the back, whatever like they call this like,
teen hangout areas, the rad zone for cool teens.
We didn't meet there.
I mean, he is pretty rad.
The Goddamn, that's so funny.
That is so funny.
Oh, I love it.
I just, you know that kid, that little punk,
like he dined out on that story for years to come.
He's still telling that story. He's still telling that story. Yeah.
I was just I was just the king shit of fuck mountain.
That was on that boat. And I had too late.
Gowley. What if you were his first kiss to though.
And he just really wanted a second kiss immediately.
Yeah. Gavin, no one this guy.
I don't think that was the case.
I think he I think he got around as he picks up 50 year olds at a cruise ship. Oh, I mean,
he was 17 and I was, it was not like that crazy. But like, the reason I knew he got around
is because the next day, I went to the team zone again, I tried to like see him. And he was, he ran zone and he was talking to a different girl.
And I was just like, do I go up and say hi?
Or is this gonna be like super cringe?
So I just like waved at him and he didn't wave back.
And I was like, he'd already forgotten you.
Damn.
Damn.
You were like 10 women ago, Tim.
Yeah, probably. Wow. And I'm like, damn, this guy's 10 women ago, Tim.
Yeah, probably. Wow.
And I'm like, damn, this guy's getting lucky
on the carnival cruise. My gosh.
He's working it. It's hard work.
Clean it up in the rad zone.
Wow, Lee, it's just like he's killed one of them.
I like the idea that this was him getting his groove back.
Like on land, he just had like a horrible breakup.
And it's just like completely heartbroken.
And this is his like way.
And then this was just like his like, yeah, rediscovering like, yeah, I'm like, you know,
I'm like a cool guy.
And my heart's not broken.
I find so many ladies.
I'm going to get to see.
I'm going to get to so many first bases.
You'll just you want in chat. Two finger typist wrote Barbara in the
red zone t shirt, please. We need a red zone shirt. Yes.
Oh my God. Oh wait, the teen red zone. But we do have some
barber shirts. We do. We're actually we're we're really good
segue. Good as vibes. Yeah, I got a new collection that
dropped on Friday,
the good vibe shirt.
We can all use some good vibes, I think right now.
There's two t-shirts, there's a hoodie,
there's a long sleeve, everything comes in unisex,
but the two t-shirts are also coming in,
women's cuts as well.
So you could get it all.
They're super cool.
Good ass with no hyphen.
It just says good ass vibes. So you could take that how you want it multiple meetings. I love it
Exactly, and it's funny because in the photos we were taking with Wes
I was like, you know leaning and posing and at one point the good was completely folded in so it just
It's nice. Yeah, and you can't have it at tell me to like readjust the shirt
But then if you cover the vibes, it's just good ass
like readjust the shirt. But then if you cover the vives, it's just good ass. I would specifically request a misprint that just says ass vibes. That's the one I want for me.
If you do a Google search for ass vibes, you're going to get some interesting search results.
Just let me know. I bet. I bet. I don't know if you want to say, but can I take a guess.
Was the guys, you've never, I've never heard this story before.
Was the guy's name Jonathan?
I'm trying to guess like what King should of, uh, fuck mountains name would be.
This guy, this guy was from Utah.
Oh, and his name, it makes sense now.
Russell.
Russell.
Mm-hmm.
He was six foot five.
And he had a big, like, curly, like, blondish brown hair.
I remember because I'm just like, is this why I'm into tall dudes?
Because my first kiss was with a very tall dude.
It'll work, it'll work.
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It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. the slender man in my mind. I'm picturing, I'm picturing a Muppets in a trench coat.
I have just like this like, my God, that is huge for 17.
He had some swag to him.
Like I was very into it for some reason.
I think it's because like he just had a charm to him,
which I guess clearly showed that he had experience.
Yeah, game.
He had game, yeah.
And he played me.
That's for sure.
Oh.
I, this, and then a year later, I lost my virginity.
So, you know, things move fast.
But life comes out your fast guys.
I bet you're wondering how I got here.
There's like a freeze frame.
The, I, well, you said like he's from Utah, the home state of Big Me.
I mean, you know, he was just perhaps he was a Mormon individual.
Perhaps?
I never thought of that until right now, Andrew.
I never thought of that.
Maybe this was a cultural religious thing.
It was just like, you know, casting a wall.
You need to go find three wives by the end of this crew.
So it's exactly like work.
You're 17, come on, get out there, go, go.
You gotta meet your quota.
Get out to the right zone and work it.
His dad had to be like just a fistful of rings.
Just a fistful of rings
I like to think they still look at Sam's club in Costco you can buy like you buy a quilt get the 13th free
Fucking sweaty man just a sweaty mound of wedding. Take me. Because they've been in your pocket.
They're like warm, it's gross.
Get out of here.
No thanks.
It's warm in the red zone.
It's warm.
It's warm.
That's just a bad idea in general,
to have like a teen hangout room like that on a cruise.
Like you're asking for that.
I mean, it was like a room.
It was a big lounge kind of area within the cruise ship.
So, you know, it was fairly open and big
and a lot of like coming in and out
when not-
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Let's get all the awkward, hormonal, super horny kids
and sequester them off in their own room.
Well, it's because like at that age,
you don't want to hang out with the kids.
You don't want to hang out with your parents.
And so it's just like, I just want to hang out with other people in my age.
So I guess that's why I did that.
They had, I think it was like 14 to 17, was that group I was in and then there was like
18 and over was another group.
And I was like, oh, I'm glad Russell is an 18 because I would never have met him. Why am, why is my voice so shaky for a little girl?
Man, it was a, listen, I don't blame him for moving on.
I was not a pretty sight at 15.
There was a lot of braces going on, a lot of acne.
Why not?
The greatest excuse to just a real war zone going on right here.
It's a real DMZ, well, no.
I was building a lot of personality right around here.
Oh, just, you know, part of our dust, under construction.
We're just missing it.
It's just so insulting that he had a beat.
It's like he was, he had like a carrot.
He was just trying different dips.
So he's like, I'll stick with the one I like the most.
Like that level of thought seems to have got into.
Yeah, he probably felt like a fucking king.
He was sitting at the front of a cruise ship with two women
and he was just like, some of it here, some of it there.
Oh yeah, like it's just fucking, I'm gonna get it. And then quit it. Oh yeah, like it's just fucking I'm gonna get it. And then quit it.
In chat, you know the classic saying get it and quit it. Yeah. In chat, JNC 626 says,
who's ever retainer you get from the jars who you're with for the night.
Everyone put your retainers in the fish bowl. Gross. Oh my God. That is foul. That is the fucking comment of the podcast.
That is good. That is that's good. That is a good. All right, gentlemen. Who's ready?
Like the lines of spit coming out. Oh.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, you got me a little bit without it.
Okay, I had braces.
I never had a retainer.
Now, is the retainer just to keep doing the work
the braces we're doing?
Yeah, it's a retain.
It's to retain.
Okay, to retain the thing that you've been saying.
Some might say, look, I'm no scientist.
I just love that it's like,
hey, you're gonna have braces on for a few years.
We're gonna take those out and then give you a diet braces
for like, ever, I guess.
Cause like, people like, you're supposed to like wear
retainers forever, right?
I mean, some people have them permanently
like wired, wired retainers.
Yeah, I think that the braces are actively tugging,
moving teeth and then once that way,
you want them to be, you gotta
retain them.
Teach them to think that for a while.
Shift, yeah, I have the permanent retainer,
but need like on these four bottom teeth.
And like, I imagine I'll have that just forever, at this point.
I, years ago, when I was much younger,
I dated a girl who had a permanent retainer like that.
And one time when we were like making out,
it like half broke off.
Oh my God.
It was like, I guess it's like, I don't know about yours,
but hers was like, it was like attached in two places. And then like one of them broke off. So it was like, I guess it's like, I don't know about yours, but hers was like, it was like attached in two places.
And then like one of them broke off.
So it was like a piece of metal that would still attach at one point on her teeth.
And the other part just came up.
Yeah, it's essentially just cemented on to the teeth like into spots essentially.
And then there's just a wire going across.
So yeah, if one breaks off, it's just going to be like says my bottom retainer is permanent.
Yeah, I think a lot of dentists do that now, or if the non-disbrother thing is
I comment the like the like take out just like that retainer seems like a thing of like a
bygone era because I, you know, I was never I had braces but I was never given a retainer
or a permanent retainer.
Interesting.
I think a lot of people, like you're saying,
like you and the other people, like permanent retainers,
yeah, just that like the suction cup out of the mouth
grows bit thing.
It seems like something from like the 80s or 90s.
It seems like they don't make those anymore,
but I could be wrong.
Kids out there make them more like,
slideways where it's like something that's I don't know like less
I think it's I think it's in visual art now. I think yeah, isn't isn't a lot of that stuff done now with like clear
Tray is and stuff like that or like you know, I guess so
The the braces technology is advanced quite a bit. Maybe maybe retainers now are like night retainers that you just like
just like, just like, you know. I don't know.
Instead of having this like, top mouth piece
that they would have where you get to like,
choose the colors and the design on it too.
Man.
That was the worst.
I was like, I just want it clear.
Don't give me, like, I don't care what it looks like.
It's in the roof of my mouth.
I don't want to like be opening my mouth
and have someone see like, fucking butterflies up there.
Like nothing's good.
The only time I ever, I never had to wear braces or retainer when I nothing's good. The only time I ever saw,
I never had to wear braces or retainer when I was younger,
but the only time I ever saw them was like,
in the school cafeteria,
and the only reason I ever became aware of them
is the kid because I felt like everyone who had one
inevitably at some point threw it away in the trash.
And it was always the, oh shit, I threw my retainer away.
They're like having to watch them sift through
the cafeteria trash looking for their retainer because if not, their parents are gonna kill them when they get home. Yeah, I was like, that's the only reason I really came aware of them as a kid. Gross.
Yeah.
No thanks.
Yeah.
It seems cool to me.
It does.
It seems like a advancement in dentistry that I felt like was inevitable, right? Like to get invisible braces because as a kid,
you're just like, why the fuck do I need these like giant pieces
on my teeth to align them?
Why can't, yeah, just be this thing that goes in
and you just wear all day.
I don't know.
It makes sense to me.
Did you ever have braces, gap?
Yeah, I did when I was younger,
but I feel like I lost something happened with my retainer pretty early on
So my teeth moved a lot after I just had them off. It's kind of a waste to be honest
Same thing happens to me. I lost my retainer immediately. It just never masked her back
I
I guess I was in I think what happened was I lost it for a long time and I found it and in my head it was
gross, more gross because I hadn't used it in ages. I was like, oh, can I really clean
this off now and use it again? Well, then I thought in my head, I'll get around to making
this retainer usable again. But after you wait so long, I think your teeth move so much
that your retainer doesn't really apply to the teeth in your mouth anymore.
Exactly. I was like, I missed the window on this one.
I was like, I'm gonna go that.
And I was like, I'm gonna see if they're gonna move.
Or that you do get it in and then you just feel it like tugging your teeth the whole
time and you're like, this is gonna get me ahead of it.
That feeling of like, if you've, if you've been wet, have braces for like a day, are they
just been tight in that day and you get that feeling of just like,
all of your teeth have moved.
And it's like, ah, just go up, just hurt, it's all over.
Shit, you feel it.
Andrew, did you have braces?
Or you said you had a, in his line, right?
I had just regular old,
brace-based braces for two and a half years.
Did you need elastics?
Because that's something that I needed to do.
And that was like peak nerdom.
That's like the rubber bands in there, right?
The rubber bands from top to bottom.
So like you can't really open your mouth all the way.
Is that just saliva everywhere?
It's just something with alignment and stuff like that.
So is it correct?
Is that correct?
Is that to correct like over an under bite?
Is that something to like bring you like things more like aligned?
I'm like on the y-axis or the z- whatever axis that you know a trajectory is what trajectory
is that Barbara that up into the lab.
There it is.
Yeah, no, I didn't have to have the Elastix.
Thank God.
That is a that's a man, that's rough.
Yeah.
I'm repusing them as hair ties more than I am.
But I'm not.
I read something, not that long ago.
I read something not that long ago that's speculated
that the reason that,
that what, I guess the premise of the article was that
a long time ago people didn't need braces
as frequently as they need them now for teeth that get out of line and become crooked,
and that their speculation that having small children and babies transition to soft food
doesn't allow for the teeth to begin straightening themselves properly. And that if you transition a child
onto solid food more quickly
that their teeth are more likely to come in straight
and stay straight.
Mm, interesting.
And I think it has, it's like one of those things
that's not proven yet, but it's like speculation now.
They're starting to like really dig into it
and figure out why is it that people need braces when,
you know, you never think about an animal needy braces,
right? Like we're just evolved animals.
Like why do we need braces compared to,
I don't know, to other primates?
Sure.
Yeah, start feeding your babies.
State.
Medium stake, yeah.
Just so I know they get, get them, get them,
one of those like, get, just get them good dog chew bones.
Get them like a, get them get them one of those like get just get them good dog chew bones. Get them like a
Get them a hoof and throw down there. I'm gonna let them nondaything for a bit.
When I was a little kid I remember for a while for a long while I was a vegetarian because
like any meat I thought meat took forever to chew. I fucking hated it.
When you're like a little kid like my jaw was I like my jaw would get tired from chewing on it. It's like, I don't want to do that.
Like I would only eat vegetables because I was so, uh, I was so put off from eating meat
because it was so much work.
Oh my god. Did you have moments in restaurants where you've been chewing for like 90
seconds or something on the same bit? And then eventually you're just like, you just
not look at your parents like I'm gonna have to spit it out.
Yes, I would do it all the time,
I would always spit it out.
Like I just couldn't do it.
Oh, fucking, I'm so sick of this
moby dick of a piece of steak.
Like why is this fucking novel that I'm like,
reading in this, oh, come on.
Oh, jeez.
This conversation is making me hungry.
That's probably not the normal response.
Ooh, what's the dins?
I'm pretty hungry.
I feel like I might order tonight.
I think it's an ordering night.
Yeah.
You know what I'm going to do?
You know what I'm going to do tonight?
I'm going to get a Chipotle bowl with that new cauliflower rice.
Ooh, yeah.
I'm going to give that a sh-
That sounds good, man.
They launched- I have the Chipotle app,
which by the way, their app is like the best ordering system
ever, I fucking love that thing, you know,
to talk about it.
Not sponsored.
Not sponsored.
We'll see how good about it.
It's just super easy to go through an order
and customize exactly how you want it.
It's a really great app.
But I got a push notification from that app a few days ago
that said that they're adding
Kesa Diaz to the menu, but you can only order them online through the app like they're not on the menu in the store.
You have to use the app to order them.
So just throwing that out there.
Like a secret menu.
Yeah, throwing that out there, Andrew.
Interesting.
I know.
I know. Maybe your whole plans have changed.
Yeah, just through a whole,
just through a real hoof in my plans.
Interesting.
We ordered poke bowls recently
because we hadn't had,
like, we haven't ordered sushi or raw fish in any way.
All of quarantine,
just because I've been weird about getting sushi delivered
for some reason,
because I don't know.
I just feel like safer eating it in restaurants
than I do, like having it delivered to my house,
but I was like, fuck it, whatever.
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
All the way from the coast to the beach.
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been- I have been-
I have been-
I have been-
I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- gonna be so warm by the time it gets here and it's gonna taste weird. I don't know why I was being weird about it, but we had poke balls the other day and like,
I've been sleeping on that shit.
That's fucking delicious.
I don't know if you guys get poke balls, but.
Oh yeah, this thing's fucking slapped.
Poke balls are delicious.
So good.
I don't know why I've been avoiding them all year.
I remember, I think one of my first days
after I moved here permanently,
like my first days of work, I went to,
what was that place we used to go to?
Like, Bernie used to go there a lot,
went with Monty and they had Pokeballs
and I remember just looking at it and thinking,
that looks frickin' disgusting.
And now, I guess my palette evolved.
I loved that stuff.
It's so good.
It's so good.
I'd never really had it before I moved here.
I was just the idea of roll crap.
Freak me out a little.
Yeah, it's all the things.
It's got everything you want.
Well, one, it's got sushi grade fish, which is delicious.
So you're getting your protein there.
It's got some sweet element to it.
It's spicy, salty, umami.
It's got everything.
You know, so like, how can you go wrong?
It's, it's, it's every no.
You can get one of those.
You can get one of those Chipotle Pokeballs.
Hey, listen, they would probably knock it out of the park.
Honestly, if they like, if they set their mind to it, it's like,
Hey, you want to do Chipotle Pokeball?
Absolutely.
Sign me up.
That's, I know you mentioned earlier in the podcast, like what store do you miss or whatever.
I miss going to restaurants and having like,
someone take my order and just being like,
wow, I'm being weighed on, this is cool.
Is that something I haven't experienced all year
which is gonna be, I think, really nice to get back to.
That experience, I don't know,
it's like a little treat yourself experience
going to a restaurant.
Yeah, absolutely. I miss it. Yeah, I miss it. I miss being in the office and being like, hey, we're going to lunch.
You know, where do you want to go lunch? Let's go lunch. Yeah.
Yeah. Like five or six people just like go to lunch. It's like the best.
It's funny. You say that, Andrew, because for some reason throughout this last year of quarantine,
every now and then, I don't know why this particular moment sticks out in my mind. But I think
about that time that,
what you said happened,
and we all just went to waffle house for some reason,
I think like you and maybe Drew,
we're like, we're going to waffle house,
they didn't wait until it comes,
like yeah, what if I'm going to waffle house
that we've been there in forever?
It's like, we just, we all got in a car
and drove together there and ate waffle house.
Like, that was a normal thing you could just do.
Yeah, no, I remember that very fondly.
It was like, you and me, Chris, maybe Blaine and maybe Drew. Yeah, no, I remember that very fondly. It was like you, me, Chris,
maybe Blaine and maybe Drew.
Yeah, I think Drew is there.
Yeah, got in in your Tesla.
And we were just like, yeah,
we're going to fucking Waflas.
Cause there's one deceptively close.
Oh, yeah.
It's like, you don't realize that if you like,
just keep going like East on, on 290,
that like there's one like over the hill.
Basically like you pressed 183,
and then just like, oh, there's more city over here.
And there's like, oh yeah, there's a fucking waffle
on this right there.
So yeah, it was a, it was a,
it was a close to the one to the studio.
And yeah, delicious.
I don't think waffles.
Yeah, what?
What?
I don't think, I really thought about it, but deeply,
but like something I miss so much is being at work.
And yeah, it's saying like who wants to go to lunch?
Anyone just want to like, you know, go to lunch.
Whereas when you're working from home, lunch is, okay,
I'm going to go to my kitchen and grab like a frozen meal
and then come back up to my desk and keep working.
And it's just like you don't have that escape almost.
And I'm gonna go to fucking lunch every day with my friends
when we get back to work.
I miss it so much.
Absolutely. Oh no, yeah.
I like, I'm gonna start a high yield savings account now,
which they are the interest, interest rates suck ass right now.
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Without question. Yeah. Yeah awful terrible stuff
Invest go all in on NFTs just like
All you can
But I like my tokens fungible
I want my I want my tokens fungible. That's, that's, that's the fun. I love the fun.
I love the fun. I, that's, that's all I know about it. Literally, all I know is what it's,
is what that mean, or what the, the words are. And nothing else. I will, I'm going to,
I'm going to resist the knowledge. I'm going to actively try to shut it out of my brain and
never learn. I'm going to, I'm going to grasp at ignorance for this one. I don't want to know.
That, that is a sign of getting old.
Embracing grasping ignorance.
You're there.
You're like, oh, no, I don't want to know.
I'm ignorance, yes.
No, no.
Don't care.
Don't care.
Get away from me.
Get away from me.
Things.
Information.
I don't want to.
Done with it.
Got enough.
Yeah, non-fungible Got enough. Yeah, I, uh, yeah, non, non, is it non-fungible
tote? Yeah, nft. Yeah. Otherwise, it's just an Ft. Yeah. Exactly. Which is just
crypto at that point. All right. Well, let's go ahead and wrap the show up. We're
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