Rooster Teeth Podcast - Barbara's First Kiss in the Rad Zone - #640

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Andrew Rosas, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss animorphing in to the game of thrones chair, death on a cruiseship, 6'5" Utah Russell, and more on this week's RT Podca...st. This episode was recorded on March 15, 2021 and is sponsored by Squarespace (http://squarespace.com/ROOSTERTEETH), Feals (http://feals.com/rooster), and Manly Bands (http://manlybands.com/rooster). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Starting point is 00:00:29 If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only only on peacock. This is a Rooster Teeth production. Today's show is sponsored by ExpressVPN, working from home, protect your sensitive data with an extra layer security at expressvpn.com slash RTTV. Thank you, ExpressVPN for sponsoring RTTV. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Rister Teef podcast. I'm Gus. Oh, come up.
Starting point is 00:01:23 I'm Andrew. I'm Gus. Oh, come up. I'm Andrew. I'm Barbara. And I'm Gus. We're here doing the podcast again. Woo! Still at home. Still at home. I feel like we're at the point. It's been a year. Next week will be a year.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Next week is like a one year anniversary since our last podcast in studio. But I feel like I see the light. Like the light is at the end of the time. Not just this light that's right over here, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. You have hope. You've got some hope. Gus, look at your eyes. Look at the vaccine graph going up. The COVID cases going down. It's like, yes, the numbers are looking good. Yeah, it's like, I totally agree with you guys. Like it's the first time in this entire year
Starting point is 00:02:10 where I've actually felt like, oh, I do see this ending and I see it ending within a time period I could understand more or less. Yeah, it was before it was just like, could be another fucking year, could it be another fucking three years? I don't know, dude, man. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:02:29 I'm still not making plans there. It's too dangerous if I make a plan. I'm still planning nothing. So just to try and keep everyone's face. Yeah, exactly. I'm booking a flight on a tempt fate airlines. Uh, just like, oh, a legend got you. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Oh, a legend got you. Oh, because my opinion is asked.
Starting point is 00:02:47 I think I almost made bar respect. It took me a second of process too, so I already had to drink in my mouth. But last time I was asked to give any sort of predictions, I jokingly just said next week and then all of Texas opened up that we yeah thanks for that gap. Whoopsie there. So like I said, sit. Yeah, it is it is nice. It is a nice feeling to be like looking ahead and not into a giant bank of fog, which I feel like that was like both like logistically and emotionally
Starting point is 00:03:26 where I was for like a month at a time. Like, yeah, but I mean, for the past year, I'm just kind of like, well, anything could be ahead of us, both good or bad, it's kind of like, I mean, right now it's looking bad, judging by like graphs and numbers and all that kind of stuff. But yeah, the numbers are now going, for vaccinations are going up into the right, and cases are going down into the right. So that's good, depending on which way
Starting point is 00:03:53 you're looking at the graph. Those are my favorite trajectories, both of those things. I'm assuming you're not cheering for COVID. For sure. If you're on team COVID, it's not looking good for you. Hey, Mark, you're going to post your favorite trajectory's list. You're bracketed top 10 trajectories list on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Post that right now. Drop it in the chat. Yeah, I don't know. We're gonna agree sideways into the upper. What? I don't know. Dead flat, flat. Just a flat line.
Starting point is 00:04:24 That's the, that's my least favorite. Just right here. I'm just going to delete some stuff as we go. What does that mean? Is that mean you're just space or something? Yeah. Yeah, this hard drive is 70 megs left. Oops. Yeah, my audacity says I have 803 hours just for reference. 70 megs left. Yeah, my audacity says I have 803 hours just for reference. So let's light just grab and see.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Where do you see that? At the very bottom, like under the time. So you got the project array and like how long you've been recording for, then under that's this recording and disk space remaining for recording. I have 185 hours left. Yeah, so you're good. I should be. That's great. I want to know.
Starting point is 00:05:06 It jumped to three. Shit. No. How do I make you less? What did I just empty your cycle? After your trash. The deceptive. I'd shift to lead it. It didn't do anything. I mean, it was. I deleted audacity. Goddamn. Is your scratch just for Audacity different? Like is it your C-drive or something? Yeah, it's the dumb drive. Delete something from every drive on your computer. System 32, just delete that. That's huge. You don't need anything in there.
Starting point is 00:05:35 I think what's going to happen is, Audacity is going to turn into Ursula from Little Mermaid and come and steal your voice, Gavin, and then take it into their own possession. That's how this works. When our dad's you runs out of space. Pour unfortunate soul. Yeah. I think it worked. It did work.
Starting point is 00:05:55 OK, good work. I got to say it. There we go. Do we even use the audio files on the same thing? I think sometimes. OK. I think they had to use yours once I thought. Yeah, we use them pretty often.
Starting point is 00:06:08 And then when you don't record them, that's when we need them the most. Of course, anything you could delete off that computer to get me a couple of warm minutes, I really think. I got four hours. Don't delete that version of cats where the VFX weren't completed. That you got saved on your hard drive. That would be something Gavin would have and own honest
Starting point is 00:06:28 with you. Oh no it's going to what's going on. Okay it went it went up to four hours. Now it's going to 36 minutes. 21 minutes. What's Are you, I don't know, are you filling up your hard drive with something else? I don't know. Okay. Well, you got to keep, do we want someone to record our discord call or something as a backup? I already do in that. I got all that, I got to that artwork by bleepal on your hard drive. Taking them spaced, space going delete those Yeah, I got a giant folder called Bitcoin wallet don't need that stuff. Maybe I'll just delete that
Starting point is 00:07:15 Did it freeze my webcam to what is I need to get out this room for making content? I don't know what's going on. It's good. Oh, you're back. You're back. All right. See you. For someone as tech savvy and like someone who has the amount of technology that you have Gavin, I'm always surprised that you have the most technical difficulties on the show. Yeah. I mean, none of this stuff is my work crap. And I don't use it for this apart from what I'm doing the podcast. So sometimes from Zerai's as I'm doing them.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Yeah. Two share. Have you tried demodulating it? I did modulate the subnet and that seems to have improved it slightly. That's his go-to answer for everything. You get so mad when I suggest that. So stupid. I finally got the other thing everyone's clamoring for besides COVID vaccines. I finally got a PS5 the other day. Everyone's clamoring for besides COVID vaccines. I finally got a PS5 the other day. No, hey.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yeah. Yeah, I've been trying so hard to get one. Feel like that's almost as hard to get as a COVID vaccine. Yeah, it's a very similar method. But I got it, the thing's fucking huge, by the way. Like I know everyone has been saying, like how big it is, it doesn't fit in my entertainment center. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do.
Starting point is 00:08:23 It's massive, it is huge. I got it, I set it up and I was like, I can finally play that Resident Evil demo with the tall woman everyone's talking about where she squishes you. So I did that and that lasted like 15 minutes. I was like, okay. Now I can play another game on my PS5
Starting point is 00:08:42 and I went to look for another game and I was like oh there are no games out for the So so you spend what a spider-man like 500 bucks on 15 minutes of it's team It was expensive demo I was like at least the demo was free But yeah, there is there is that spider-man, the Miles Morales, I'm going to play that. Well, I have not played and that is something I really do want to play. So I will get into that. Guys, I just bought a solid gold mini disc player. I cannot wait to listen to go buy all my favorite records to play on this solid I look golden mini display.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Oh my God. Oh my God. It was mini disc. I thought that was a great full that. It's a shame it didn't really go great. Yeah, I mean, it was pretty cool because you could like, I mean, obviously the second an iPod came out, it was just like garbage trash, but it was cool because you could, you could, it was re-writeable.
Starting point is 00:09:45 So it was essentially like having an iPad because those little discs were like just like drives that you could rewrite new songs over and over and onto and like make your own mixes. Pretty great. They were the perfect level of clacky clunky when you would just have a little pile and be like, and you would slot one in, it's like satisfying.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Chupa! It was the on-hand review. It was a regular on-hand review. It was a regular on-moderated device. We loved those like clacks, pals. Because CDs to me would never satisfy. Because you got to be like, and then you got to not touch it. It wasn't the same.
Starting point is 00:10:17 It wasn't the same. Yeah. Yeah. I want to take an episode of Ruby and have Gavin do all of the fully work for it. And see how it's done. Yeah. Get pretty sleepy. That's why she's soared that you're hearing right now. If someone will take the sounds you just made and they're going to refold it, they'll
Starting point is 00:10:43 do a re-edit. They'll recut. Oh, absolutely. A scene with it. What is the most common sound in Ruby? Probably, yeah, some type of like puncher explosion. Or like, or like a gun loading sound. It's pretty common too, because everything is also a gun in Ruby. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Yeah. All the characters also guns. They don't touch on that very much. The characters themselves are also guns. Yang herself transforms into a machine gun. There was that one transformer, who was it, was it a, there was one transformer who transformed into a gun.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Like, you know, was it Megashram? Yeah, Megashram, most transformers are like cars or jets or something. Like, oh no, he's into a gun. Like, you know, what's it, Megashen, yeah, most transformers are like cars or jets or something like, oh no, he's just a gun. Yeah, yeah. In the movies though,
Starting point is 00:11:31 in the Michael Bay movies, he wasn't a gun, I think. No, even the, he was just leaving as like a jet of some sort. Yeah, he was just some, some like hairier fighter jet cause yeah, in the cartoons, it was so weird,
Starting point is 00:11:44 it was like the big bad boss in the yeah, in the cartoons, it was so weird, it was like the big, bad boss in the cartoon, Transformers cartoons, turned into a gun that then like shrunken got smaller, and then I think like, sound wave, like, you know what, the one who had the vocoder voice, like, use the, like, the second in command, use the first in command as a gun. It's very weird.
Starting point is 00:12:02 I guess this is like an actual functioning vehicle that they've looked at and been like, I'll be that, I'm now in 18 Wheeler. Imagine becoming a giant gun and just tipping over. Like what is a gun on its own, especially when it's the size of a building? Yeah. But Shockwave was the best
Starting point is 00:12:17 because he had like the little dogs that were cassettes. Yeah. That lived inside of him. It's like he would open him up. He was a cassette player, but you would open him up and pull the little cassettes out and they were like, you know, I don't remember that.
Starting point is 00:12:28 They were awesome. They were those. He was always my favorite because of that. Guys, if you had to transform it to some type of, not necessarily a vehicle, but really any object, what would you choose to transform into? Up you have plain.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Up you have a 787. That'd be badass. Well, you just want to be really big. Yeah, and then I can fly wherever I want. Don't worry about refueling. I'd be an aircraft carrier. Whoa, bigger. Is that even bigger? No, I'd be like a cruise ship. That's bigger. Did you just ask if an aircraft carrier is bigger than an aircraft. Well, you see, you see, you want to come land at seven, what's seven or what?
Starting point is 00:13:12 Seven or seven or nine. But I think they like Jesus. It's a massive wave comes off the front. So a seven, 87 is depending on the variant is roughly 200 feet long. A Nimitz class aircraft carrier is 1092 feet long. All right. I'll play. You can fit a couple on that, maybe.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Yeah. But to land, I imagine that wouldn't be a way more. That'd be a road-field. That'd be a way to land. Yeah. I feel like I would choose like a chair or something. So I never have to like stand in line for anything. I could just transform myself into a chair.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Why, why did you put... But if you are the chair, you do have to stand. You're not, if you're the chair, you're not sat down. Other people can sit down. But then I can help others. I'd be useful to other people. I assume you alteristic. And legs would become the legs of the chair. So you'd be on. I love you. I love you, all turistics. And legs would become the legs of the chair,
Starting point is 00:14:06 so you'd be on all fours. Even more uncomfortable than standing with people sound you. Yeah, that's a terrible idea. And you know, it's really funny. Like, you could do that now if you just like got in your hands and knees. You could become a chair if you were.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Oh, man. Yeah, that's a very selfless, a very selfless act. Because like, now I want to test that out. I want to go like next time and say again, like go to a live event, like go to South by Southwest, go to a bunch of people online and see who'd be willing to sit on me. Yeah. I want to see an animal of bar returning into a chair.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Yes. Yes. Now we're talking just that like six, like stage of like, an animal of Barbara turning into a chair. Yes! Yes! Now we're talking just that like six like stage of like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom like one of those, like, you know the big chair we have in the bungalow that looks like a big throne. Oh, yeah. Like a throne. It's a throne.
Starting point is 00:15:12 A throne. That's what I wanna be the throne from Game of Thrones. That's what I wanna share. I'm gonna share. The throne that she's talking about from the bungalow by the way for viewers is the DM chair from Heroes and Half Whits? Ah, yes.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Yes indeed. Surprisingly uncomfortable that chair. Wonder, no wonder Frank never really said anything. It was very stiff, like a two straight, very... It's very rigid, yes. It is not comfortable to sit in. It's definitely not like a lounging chair. I love that you would be a Game of Thrones chair
Starting point is 00:15:48 in line for something. So you'd be like waiting to get into like a concert or something and then there's like, fucking Game of Thrones chair behind this. What the hell? You're just hiding some empty swords. You would just see like my mouth on it too. Speaking of your mouth on it, have you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
Starting point is 00:16:05 like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like air conditioner with someone's eyes and mouth on it. And it's talking all crazy. And they have to like get rid of it and put a new air conditioner in with like other eyes and a mouth on it. And it's like, I'm gonna do a good job of cooling your house.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Like, what is this commercial? Oh, like it, they borrowed from the like 90s school of commercial making where everything, like every object in your house is like brave a little toaster, like anthropomorphized. So it's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
Starting point is 00:16:51 eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh I'm fine. But conditioners are from the East Coast. That's right. Come on. We got so much history. Don't throw me out in that dumpster. Come on. Donate me. Donate me, please.
Starting point is 00:17:14 And of course, the other, then they bring in just like, somehow you can like tell that like the new AC has like a lantern jaw. I'm like blue eyes like. Oh, maybe a British accent. Yeah. Oh, hello, chap. Uh, I have not, I don't watch, I don't watch local commercials. I watch local TV.
Starting point is 00:17:37 I don't think I'd like. Yeah, like where, where did you see this guest? Do you watch TV? I do watch local TV. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just for local TV. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just for the ad TV.
Starting point is 00:17:46 I just watch it for the local used car dealership commercials and for the air conditioner commercials. That's it. Oh my God, Gus, you just sent this to me. Yeah, I just realized it's like, oh, yeah, why haven't I seen local commercials? Oh, because I haven't been in like a jiffy lubed waiting room in a year. So that's why I haven't seen, which is my number one source for broadcast TV. I'll see it whenever I'm watching,
Starting point is 00:18:10 I'll put on just the TV in the background sometimes or the local news or something. So inevitably it'll pop up. There's those commercials that I remember like the one I just talked about. And there's definitely a tear of car dealership commercials that are from bad to worse. And it's like, I don't know of car dealership commercials that are like from bad to worse. And it's like, I don't know why car dealership commercials are always the worst thing on television.
Starting point is 00:18:31 There is no such thing as an okay local car dealership commercial. It's like a only have to be shitty. Yeah. If you were going to make a good one, what would you do? First, maybe it's not possible. Do not do not put the person whose name is on the car dealership. They are not allowed on set. And their name is on the building. They cannot be there. Period.
Starting point is 00:18:54 That's the sin that like 75% of you come on down to Ronald cars. I'm Ronald. This is my car dealership. We don't want to know you. we don't want to be your friend. It's like all the commercial needs to do is show a car and show a price. If you can't see it. Right, that's it, that's all you need to know. I don't need to know this fucking dude's story or his name. I don't need to know the name of the guy who owns the place. What if I hooked up some sort of trepis-shaped device,
Starting point is 00:19:23 swung all the cars through the air, and they're just going through the air in slow-mo with prices next to them? There we go. Now we are talking. We could reinvent the local car commercial. We could just make that commercial for every local car dealership.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Well, I think because the local car commercial, when you're absolutely right, guys, the person's name is on the building, never needs to be in the commercial, because they're absolutely right, Gus, like the person's name is on the building, never needs to be in the commercial because they didn't get into car business to act. So you get to see like a very specific set of acting, which is the flattest you could just like, hi, I'm like, I'm John, John Hyundai. Come on down to my place where my prices are so crazy, you'll more be able to beat them in all the state of Texas.
Starting point is 00:20:09 It kind of fries your brain even trying to approximate like negative performance. It's like how kind of someone have like negative charisma. I don't understand how this is like possible, but yeah, just like, but it's one step above just reading it off a cue card. It's somehow like delivered, but it's one step above just reading it off a cue card. Because it's somehow like delivered to be bad. Yeah. It's almost like a bit from Rick and Morty's inner dimensional
Starting point is 00:20:34 table. It's like, is this aggressively bad? Like, are they trying to do something like intentionally bad? Hoping it comes back too good because they're that's not happening. I like Gavin's idea, but I also think that every like used car commercial should be done like a power thirst ad Because I feel like that would Like, car, do you like car? Do you want the views and just like, I would fucking I would load up and go right here Do you want to sit on me and just like, I would fucking load up and go right here. I just kinda need a car. Do you wanna sit on me? I'm gonna get you from A to B to C, you fucking son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:21:14 It's like, oh my God, they're like, I need this car. I can't say no. Yeah, just take the money, please don't hurt me. Yeah. Oh, I can disc space wardings again. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I feel like because I'm recording,
Starting point is 00:21:31 it's allocated some space that I can't touch. What's up? Oh, could you stop recording? And I mean, that'll fuck it up. But I'm just gonna delete more crap. You know, keep, keep chatting. Okay, we'll keep going. Just start recording your voice on your notes.
Starting point is 00:21:48 I, I, I phoned out. I'm sure it's the voice memo. It's better than nothing. I think, uh, there are occasions, sorry, just to briefly touch on the car commercial thing. One, one, one, one last thing. I've also seen the opposite. And, uh, which is someone who I think got into the car commercial thing. One last thing. I've also seen the opposite, and which is someone who I think got into the car business
Starting point is 00:22:10 in order to get into acting. Like, they want, like this is their moment. Like they want to like, like step out and they're like, they're really putting on a show. And those are bad for like, and kind of the way like the room is bad. It's like, I actually do enjoy those. Like I see, there was a Houston car commercial that was like that.
Starting point is 00:22:29 There were several in San Antonio. I remember growing up that were like that where I was like, and I'm gonna forget the guy's name, but there was a guy in San Antonio who was just like, oh yeah, this is like, this is like your like, open mic night. This is where you get to like, this is your car commercials where you get to just like, really like shine. Like you get to do your jazz hands and really perform for us.
Starting point is 00:22:49 But yeah, most of the time it's not that. It's not the person who wants to like be a star. It's the person who wants to sell you a fair car to fair price. Yeah, the only car dealership person I remember from San Antonio is Red McComb. That's it. I don't remember anybody else from San Antonio.
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Starting point is 00:24:19 were like the two biggest ones. Nothing brings me more joy and I'm wearing a spurred hat, but I love that the San Antonio Spurs do local San Antonio commercials. They do local advertisements for H.E.B. And the Iceman George Gervin does, and David Robinson did,
Starting point is 00:24:44 Dayhill coppier, like you don't coppier advertisements. It's like, and like, David Robinson did like, day hill copier, like, Oh yeah. Advertiser, it's like, Do you, Hall of Famer, David Robinson is like selling copiers first, goes first.
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Starting point is 00:25:17 But there's Taco Cabana here in San Antonio. Everyone go to Taco Cabana. I was like, what is like, it's like breaking the meta of the sports game. It's like, he's talking about the NBA in a Taco Cabana commercial and about how there's no top Cabana's so he came back from the Detroit Pistons to the San Antonio Spurs.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Like, I was just so freaked out by that as a kid. It didn't make any sense. Just, this like, I, these worlds colliding. I'm just not a fan of. I't need like the the the the world of taco Kavanaugh to like break down this like the the the going on of a sports franchise The the one There's so God now I'm just I'm just stuck on car dealerships. I'm we got cats hot thinking about them There's this one I guess up thinking about the fact that Gavin owns a spurs hat
Starting point is 00:26:06 It's a top no hot first. It's taught him. Oh, okay. It's footy spurs. It's not a footing Antonio There's nothing about them There's that one dealership With the guy who he's definitely on all of his billboards and in all of his commercials But he has this one like catchphrase that he always says, he always says, I'm a veteran and veterans are welcome. And it just makes me think like,
Starting point is 00:26:31 is there a car dealership where veterans aren't welcome? Like it's a weird, it's a weird catchphrase to have for your car dealership. Like I just baffled every time I see it. I don't know. Yeah, I, I, I, I can't, it's like Nathan for you. That's very like Nathan for you style, like, or like Detroiter style, like, ad pitch.
Starting point is 00:26:52 It's like, it's like, welcome to this store that won't murder you in an alley. It's like, why would you say that? Because it implies that the other guys might, it's like, it's on the same page. We're like, go, an ad that somehow goes negative on their competitors and like, in a backdoor way. It's like, welcome to this store.
Starting point is 00:27:13 We'll do the bare minimum to help you find what you need. Wow. Where we don't put stars in our vehicles. Like, wow, it's like, yeah. Okay. Okay, wait, it's not in the up. Okay. Wait, I'm sorry. Am I in danger of getting stars if I
Starting point is 00:27:29 stop at another car dealership? Who's to say? I actually came to the use, you saw salesmen. I can say that very well. I need no. You use stars salesmen. You stuck the landing though.
Starting point is 00:27:42 You stuck the landing and that's what matters. Yeah, you kept going. You didn't like stop and stop again. You were just like She's so So is my My brain just like couldn't do the multiple S's in a row there whoa What store do you miss going to the most?
Starting point is 00:28:02 store I Miss the most I miss fries from 2005. Is that count? Is that an answer? Yeah. I'm like, on now fries? They're gone now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Man, they sold some bizarre crap. Which is really stupid. You're all computer-y stuff. There's like a particular store I miss. I just miss like, I don't know, even going to the domain up north and like just walking around and shopping and like spending a day doing that kind of thing. Because like, I've been to a few stores here in their journey quarantine. It was basically just like running it out if I needed something.
Starting point is 00:28:38 But I went to Target the other day and I was like, I haven't been to a target in 12 months, which sounds very weird as a white woman to say, because we're usually there every week. Every recharge. Yeah, exactly. So that was like, I almost felt somewhat normal being there like, oh, I used to do this. I used to go here all the time. This feels nice. I like it do this. I used to go here all the time. This feels nice. I like it. Yeah, I get that. I was gonna say, I think it might also be weirdly target because it is an oddly comforting place because all targets are the same. It's like CDS. It's like this like place that like kind of no matter where you go, it's kind of the same.
Starting point is 00:29:34 It's not, it doesn't have like super store ultra bright wallmart overhead white lighting that legitimately makes me sick. Like I can't be and a wallmart or like a place like that for too long because the ultra bright white light just like ultra bright white light just like yeah fries my fries my brain. It's not as like intense as that. And yeah, I would say that there's something weirdly comforting about that. So I don't know, maybe that's on my list. What about you? What about you? Yeah, guess. The haircut store. One haircut please. I'll just take one. I think the last time I went to the barber was probably about a year ago. It was like early March, right before the shit hit the fans. So it's been a year since I've been to, like an actual barber to get a haircut. But Esther's cut your hair once or twice now. Oh, a bunch of times.
Starting point is 00:30:22 I don't know. Five or six at this point. Because it's kept its length pretty well. So yeah, she of times. I don't know. Five or six at this point. Because it's kept its length pretty well. So, yeah, it must have been maintaining it for you. Yeah, yeah. I want to, I want to amend my answer. It's not target. It's home depot. I love the smell of that place that like smells like wood and like tools and like possibilities. I love the smell. Smells like possibilities. It does, it does. Smells like solutions.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I was gonna, I was gonna, what did you, did you answer Gus, what your, your story must be? Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, do that's fine. I thought a friend of mine posted a photo online. He got, he has both rounds of the COVID vaccine now. So he said, he went to a store for the first time in a year
Starting point is 00:31:08 and he went to HB and he just like online on social media just posted a photo from inside HB and was like, look, for the first time in a year, I went somewhere. I was so happy looking at food. Yeah. It's weird though, because like when I went to the target, like even though it had been a year since I went out to like a shopping center area like that, I was like, it doesn't feel like it's been a whole year. Like going back into doing those things feels like normal again.
Starting point is 00:31:38 And it doesn't feel like it's been like quarantining for a year. I don't know, I don't have to explain it. Like I feel like when we go back to the office, whenever that starts back up again, it's going to feel like it was just yesterday that we were in the office. Maybe it'll take like a few weeks. I hope so.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Yeah. What happened? What? I'm just, I've been a nightmare of audacity crashed. So I quickly exploited what I had a reopen it switch the drive To a different drive plenty of space on that one started recording I have four minutes
Starting point is 00:32:18 Well, I hope the V next recording is good This time I've never had this happen Is your C-triple low as well? Is it? Yes, you've seen that as like a scratch disk. I don't know if like, as I'm clearing space like a Windows update is downloading and replacing all the space as I'm making it. How much does it?
Starting point is 00:32:37 What is it? What for me? You're doing that, uh, the wrong trousers episode of watching. Yeah. When I'm in a track in front, in front of the train as it's going? What are these most amazing animated things ever? Where's the evil penguin? That's why I want to know.
Starting point is 00:32:51 What's in it? Is steam open? Is it maybe steam downloading a bunch of shit maybe? This is, I don't even have steam on this computer. Just nothing. It's just my shitty streaming PC. I'm very pleased. You know what craving? sorry, I just,
Starting point is 00:33:07 this came to mind when you were talking about stores, Gus, you know what craving I had the other day? Like I've been able to usually kind of like, may not be the things you can kind of get in quarantine and stuff like that, like, you know, I've managed pretty well, but like occasionally I'm like, a crave things. Something that absolutely hits different.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Airport coffee. And I cannot, like, I don't know what it is. Airport coffee, somehow, here's the three things that I've had in my head, it's a different restaurant water. Don't know why, hits different. Airport coffee and airplane sodas. Sodas on airplane with a little coffee. Specifically, Canada dry.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Canada dry, baby, yes! Ginger. Yep, yep, yep. That's the one. One, one, one. Air, airport coffee might taste different because there's like danger involved with airport coffee. It's like, if I drink coffee, I'm gonna have to take a shit.
Starting point is 00:34:03 So it's like, I'm like, try to figure out, do I want coffee bad enough to try to navigate? Like, the problem that I'm gonna have, am I gonna need to sit on a plane? Like, did I? So it's all about a plane that roulette. Like, am I gonna have to go somewhere dangerous? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:34:22 It's like, ah, yes, this, I like a coffee with a splash of danger. That's what makes it taste so much sweeter. I don't know how to read it. And pull coffee, because what are you trying to be so awake for? Just, I don't know. I mean, some people just, some people just like coffee.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Yeah, yeah. I'll drink coffee just to drink it. I like it. Does D-Calf make you dump like normal coffee? I've never tried it. I've been meaning to. I'm gonna look it up. I've never, I don't drink D-Caf because I drink coffee.
Starting point is 00:34:54 I mean, I didn't like the taste of coffee, but I drink it essentially for energy. Yeah, I feel like I never really want energy on a flight. I started typing. I wanted to look, I wanted to do a Google search to see if does DcapCoffee make you dump. And the first auto complete is does DcapCoffee have caffeine? Oh my god. I mean, I think it doesn't have a little bit. It has a little bit. It's a fair question. Oh, humanity. I
Starting point is 00:35:23 I think the coffee at the end of flights, because then like if I'm about to land and be in a city or somewhere and I want to like have energy for the day, I'll get the as minimal danger at that point. I also coffee doesn't make me poop. So I don't have the same issues. I didn't used to do that to me. It was, I can remember when it happened. I was 25 years old.
Starting point is 00:35:44 And then all of a sudden coffee started making me shit. Luckily, I'm 31. So I've passed that. Yeah, you're over that, over that hump, over that milestone. I feel like the smell of coffee makes me need a dump. Oh, absolutely. Same here. 100%. Keep that away from you. If I'm going on a plate, I should go to a doctor. Yeah, you've got this like... So research has shown that caffeine makes the colon 60% more active than water, and 23% more active than decaf coffee. However, studies have shown that decaf coffee can also stimulate the urge to poop.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Oh, I think you've developed this sort of a colonic Pavlovian response that you just smell it, taste it, just like, oh, like your brain just like starts cranking that big like, all right boys, open up the floodgates. Especially if I smell Starbucks, more than any other kind of coffee. Like if I get a whiff of Starbucks, it's like,
Starting point is 00:36:36 oh, it's on. Guess you shouldn't have told me that. Like the second we could go back into production and studio, I'm gonna bring a piping hot thing of Starbucks coffee and just like you run it by your nose Just a test like putting someone's hand in hot water Drownlessly going to see if I can be their pants The big old big old carafe right in front of your door Is a carafe is that the object
Starting point is 00:37:05 or is that a unit of measurement of an amount of coffee? Or is it just like the actual thing? I think it's a, like the physical object. I believe so. So you can have a carafe of different sizes. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:20 I believe, because I've gotten, actually, I don't know the answer to this. I might be completely wrong, but I've gone to like brunch and places and they've been like, you can get a carafe of mimosas, which is just like a big bottle. But then when you get a carafe, it's usually when there's a couple of us. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you. At least you., Eric just put it in chat. It's a plural noun. An open top glass flasks used typically
Starting point is 00:37:47 for serving wine or water. Wine is typically in a corraph. I did a Google search for corraph. And it gives you the people also ask. Mm-hmm. Top question. What is the purpose of a corraph? It's a good question.
Starting point is 00:38:02 I mean, it's a big brain energy going on here. More liquid, less trips. You know what I've gotten, in similar to your like, oh, I turned 25 and like coffee makes me poop, I turned 35 and now I love a cup of decaf coffee at the end of the day. I like to have dinner and then have a cup of coffee. But it has to be decaf. It's something that I remember watching my parents do. My grandmother were like, oh, we had dinner. They make a pot of decaf coffee.
Starting point is 00:38:38 And I was like, what? The real question, Andrew, is when will you get old enough to make instant decaf coffee? Because my parents were at that age. They make instant coffee. The granules that have it. Yeah, it's just like a thing you basically put into hot water and mix it. I feel like it's my grand European thing to have coffee after dinner. My grandmother would always have that sanka crystals like on hand. She was always making that instant Sanka coffee
Starting point is 00:39:06 and drinking it all day long. Like I've always had hot water going just in case you want. Just for that. Like some Sanka. Yeah, my parents have to bust out the actual drip coffee machine whenever I come home, because I'm like, I'm not drinking that shit. I don't like instant coffee at all.
Starting point is 00:39:22 They pull it from under the counter and like, it's got that like film on it that grind like builds up on coffee and it's like oh wipe that down blow it off. All right honey. Yeah. Fresh coffee for it. Yeah. Yeah. Although now I think my little brother might drink coffee so maybe it's out more often. I'm not sure. Does he have the same high standards that you do? I think so. Yeah. I've taught him well. Are your, Barbara, are your parents like, is it one of those things where it's like, it's not for taste like they need coffee to like function. This is like, this is simply the till it. This is a utilitarian thing. I just need, I put coffee in me and then I go for eight hours and then that's it. Like, they just need it.
Starting point is 00:40:05 So it's not like, ah, sitting down with a big, big bold cup of cat litter, which is what sank a few seconds to me. Just like, ah, it's like wood shavings in it. Yeah. I think it's more like, wait, unwind at the end of the day. It's just like, I think something they're used to doing that is just kind of tradition almost. Like, you know, it's the same way that someone wakes up and makes the cup of the day, it's just like I think something they're used to doing that is just kind of tradition, almost like, you know, it's the same way that someone wakes up and makes a cup of coffee at the end of the day,
Starting point is 00:40:30 they would just make a cup of decaf coffee and just, you know, enjoy it. I guess, yeah. I mean, that's why I make it at the end of the day. It's like, it has serves no function other than like, ah, what a nice way to unwind. And I think after a meal, it does do something in the digestion department.
Starting point is 00:40:49 I don't know if that's true, but it feels that way. And in the end, isn't that all that matter? Multi-procise, yeah, exactly. As long as you feel something, that's not only looking good. Anything, something, anything. I want to feel again, make me a cup of tea cup. Keep tea cup, coffee at the end of the day. Pour it in my lap.
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Starting point is 00:42:39 You say it's got to yeah It's got to be. Yeah. It's got to be. What else would be bigger? I say it's like the size of a town. Yeah, I mean, they hold several thousand people at once. It's like a stadium that you can live in, right? Ha, ha. Have you been on a cruise? No, that's to be my worst nightmare.
Starting point is 00:43:00 I would take a night on a cruise. That's a nightmare. No, cruise is so much fun. You guys are missing out. Why haven't you done it? Oh, but you're just trapped. Have you read the news? No, I mean, it's way, it's way rumored and bigger than you fit.
Starting point is 00:43:14 I mean, I guess it depends on what cruise line you go on and how big the ship is. But like, especially cruises that stop every day or every few days, like you get to go out and do excursions and all that stuff. And it's like a little hotel in the water. It's also a family restaurant. The whole spontaneity is just out the window. You got a little, maybe I would like you.
Starting point is 00:43:31 In my head, I hate it. I've never known. It's so much fun. I love it because it feels like cozy and comfy. But also there's like at least the true cruise I've been on. I went on Disney cruise with my family as a kid and then a carnival cruise when I was a teenager. And they're like incredibly vast.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Like there's multiple restaurants, there's multiple places to do activities and theaters and pools of the sea. Do you always feel the sway of the sea? Of the ocean. I felt it maybe once or twice, but that was like usually the day where you're at sea and like you're like kind of more in the middle
Starting point is 00:44:04 of the ocean kind of situation. Or it happens to me more when you do that day. Those videos where... Because I think a cruise ship needs to be on for it to be straight. On the sea. Otherwise, if it's off, all of it shit doesn't work. It actually like gets wavy. It's like in the expanse when the gravity turns off.
Starting point is 00:44:26 When I lived in Puerto Rico, one of the times I went to San Juan, I didn't live in San Juan, but I went there a few times, and one of the times I went there, I went down to the part of town where the cruise ships dock and like all the tourists come off, and I was curious to see like, what kind of shit that they set up
Starting point is 00:44:42 to try to rip off tourists. And I went into one of the shops that is right by the cruise ship dock, and it was like an electronic store. And this was in 2003. I walked into this electronic store, and they were selling a dream cast for $300. Like, as if it was a brand new console. I was like, man, people who come here just getting ripped off like crazy Like if you don't know what you're buying right? It's like oh, that's a video game console
Starting point is 00:45:11 I'll buy that for my kids or my grandkids or whatever It's like oh you bought a four-year console. It doesn't get games anymore. You spent 300 bucks on it But I feel I'm with Gavin in that I feel like I mean, I don't know if I'm maybe I'm pretty worse than Gavin's mouth here, but I feel, I'm with Gavin in that I feel like, I don't know, maybe I'm putting words in Gavin's mouth here, but I feel like for me, it's cruise ships are almost like too many people and too claustrophobic. Like I wouldn't, I don't want to deal with that massive humanity.
Starting point is 00:45:35 And I think that like when COVID first started, you saw a lot of outbreaks starting on cruise ships and cruise ships have to be like stuck. And that just like really makes me more worried about like how quickly disease can spread in one. And then on top of that, I've read some really awful statistics about the amount of pollution that cruise ships generate. In fact, I pulled up a stat right here.
Starting point is 00:45:58 I was curious. In 2017, Carnival Corporation emitted nearly 10 times more sulfur oxide than every car in Europe combined. Oh my god. Is it because you can't easily turn them off? It's also like I think they don't have the same kind of filtering on them. Like you know cars are catalytic converters. So they all they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, I mean, certain things. Yeah. All the huge shows.
Starting point is 00:46:28 They're all huge shows. Yeah. Plus also they, they're out in the ocean. They might not be as much regulation on them. And I think some cruises also just dump their sewage in the ocean when they're going. Like, there's no, of course. Yeah, like, it's a hard thing, it's a hard thing
Starting point is 00:46:44 to reconcile in my head. I see how they also jump anyway. But it gets treated. You want, ideally, that stuff goes through like water treatment plants. You're not dumping raw sewage into the ocean. Fish shit. Somehow it dumps shit out onto Dave Matthews,
Starting point is 00:47:00 cruise boat right next to it. That was sailing. Like, oh no, not again. That's what we expected. Oh no, no, wait, sorry. It was the Dave Matthews tour bus that dumped shit. It dumped its like, it dumped its septic tank like on a bridge in Chicago.
Starting point is 00:47:21 And it rained down on a tour boat. That was underneath the bridge. Oh my god. Just like jackass level like nightmare shit. Absolutely. Just like well time to find a street tough and buy a gun because I cannot go on living in this world. Where Dave Matthews tour butt shit. Rain down on. Yeah. Dave Matthews literally shit on you. Like there's no metaphor, there's no abstraction.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Oh. Dave Matthews shit. It's amazing. Well, I mean, now being adult, I think I've realized a lot more about cruise ships also, especially with like COVID being a thing and realizing how quickly disease spreads and stuff like that. And like about the outbreaks on cruises and and how quickly those happened. It definitely makes me rethink it. I guess I'm just reliving like my childhood experiences and how fun those were and everyone like,
Starting point is 00:48:15 oh, like everyone should get to experiences. Yeah, I think that I mean, there's a reason that industry exists, right? I mean, people like them, people love them, not me. There are other people who like them. I don't know. It was weird. Some of my days were just the days that they were at sea, like not even stopped at a location,
Starting point is 00:48:33 just because I don't know. It just felt kind of like weirdly comforting and cozy to be on a cruise ship where you could just go and watch the ocean and stand on the edge and whatnot and just hang out. I don't know, it was weird. I felt like comfortable feeling it. I feel like I would just do like a day trip on the sea,
Starting point is 00:48:52 but I just wouldn't want to be like stuck there, having to buy all their expensive crap and... It's usually like, I think some places are all inclusive. Like essentially the ticket pays for all your food and drinks and stuff. Oh, you're stuck, okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I places are all inclusive. Essentially the ticket pays for all your food and drinks and stuff. Oh, you're stuck. Yeah. Yeah, I think I was talking with James and Elise about this
Starting point is 00:49:10 when they were guests on the most that they do things like they do it like Disneyland and Disney World and The Imparks, they start to set them up like that where it's now like, oh, wristband based. Like you basically pay for a ticket and it gets you a wristband and then that scans everything to your account Yeah, they made it very like automated and easy to to To spend money and to like if it's all inclusive like it's just all it goes to your little like Little wristband and they all they they charge it up and stuff
Starting point is 00:49:36 Yeah, I just remember being a teenager and being like you mean I could get ice cream anytime I want at this buffet like Fauke yadda What if you had to go on a month long cruise but I was your roommate um how far down is the water from our room I honestly like a month is too long though for a cruise like I think the ideal is like five day four nights. That feels like just long enough
Starting point is 00:50:08 where you get like a nice vacation. I mean, I think Cruz is there typically, but there's like, I wanna say, four night ones and seven night ones are the most common. I could be off base about that. Seven nights seems a little too long. Four nights is like the perfect amount of time
Starting point is 00:50:24 because it's enough of a vacation, but you're also not stuck there for... I think maybe too much time. The reason I don't want to go on one is that the only footage I've seen of a cruise is the episode of Columbo where Robert Vaughan has killed someone on it and the pool is like just swarmed with old people all around. Oh my god. There's barely space to move and there's been a murder and they're playing balls and shit. Oh my god. So that's the thing. If I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna confess to something.
Starting point is 00:50:54 If you ever see me on a cruise, it's because I'm planning to murder someone. Because I feel like I feel like you can get away with it on a cruise ship super easy. No, if that's Columbus or aboard, because he got busted. Yeah, that's honestly, that's something I thought about. That's something I thought about all the time, though. Like because on these cruises, it was usually, you could just get as major because it's like essentially open bar for these all inclusive packages.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Yeah. And I'm like, surely there's gonna be people who get too drunk and like slip or like, are leaning over the edge, look at the water and do something really stupid. Like I was so paranoid the whole time about people falling. Okay, absolutely in the like Simpson's joke version of this,
Starting point is 00:51:37 there are like two gang plank entrances to the ship. One says passengers and the other says spousa murderers. Like that. That's just like, that's like two ways to get out of the butt. Oh, right this way. Oh, you're playing on your own. Oh, I'm killing your husband or wife. Oh, right this way.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Yeah, exactly. Oh, man. Oh. Because yeah, I mean, like you're out at sea. It's international waters. Right. I didn't see it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:03 We had a bunch to drink and I went back to the room and passed out and I never saw them again. Oops. Yeah. Yeah. That's terrifying. Yeah. Especially if like, yeah, you don't report it. Yeah. You don't report it.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Okay, but I'm never going on a cruise ever again. Basically, I'm done. How about you, like, body detecting count of measures at sea level of a cruise ship? I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Starting point is 00:52:30 I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Starting point is 00:52:38 I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I mean, so the way to do it is to dress the corpse as a dolphin. And then just hop them over the edge.
Starting point is 00:52:48 No one will buy an island. Yeah. Oh, no, she definitely has a fin. It's definitely a lot of money someone wants to spend though. If they want to murder someone. Oh my God. And then they have a good time too. I'm gonna take this.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Yeah. It's like you're murder and then it's all you can drink. Tell you can eat. I mean, yeah, it's great. Yeah, that's the day off to the murder. But the day after that, you'll find you murder and then it's all you can drink tell you can eat I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, the day off to the murder but the day after that you'll find you definitely You're fine. You're gonna see a show dude. Yeah, like oh, I'm feeling seasick I don't know maybe the magician made my wife disappear That seems I don't know why I just assumed that like the show that happens on a cruise ship is a magic show.
Starting point is 00:53:29 I don't know why those things in my brain are inextricably linked. Like the show that you're gonna see on a cruise ship is a magic show. They might be a magic show. They usually, some cruises have like, theaters essentially where there's like performances and whatnot. I imagine there's gotta be a magic show. The one in, in Colombo did have a magician. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:53:48 So. Oh my. What? What did you? Enter you knew. Did the magician do it? Did the magician do it? No, but he had like a prop gun that they thought something about at one point.
Starting point is 00:54:01 It's been a while since I've seen that one. He was involved though. Oh really? Intrigue. Intrigue. Suspicion. Can never trust a magician. They're always trying to see you. Yeah, they're their power profession is built on lies. Yeah, of course. This episode of the received podcast is brought to you by Manly Bands. Guys for the better part of their lives are better halves have been fantasizing about the perfect wedding ring, cut, clarity, carrot, color.
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Starting point is 00:56:19 Like it basically feels like nothing most of the time All right also I'm barreling through your joke and I apologize. Thanks, Scott. It was a real race to the bottom for that joke. Yeah. Have you ever seen the videos of the pool tables with the gyroscopic stabilizers on them
Starting point is 00:56:36 that they have to use on cruise ships so that the balls don't go flying everywhere? No way. Yeah, they'll have gyroscopes in them to make sure that the table stays level level no matter how rocky the waves are So no matter how bad the storm is you can still play pool a Perfect thank God It's my one concern
Starting point is 00:56:56 I am I have did you just murder your spouse go blow off some steam? Don't worry. They're always balanced. And there are always perfectly level. I had, I probably told the story on the podcast we're always open or maybe, but I had my first kiss on a cruise. It was the car on the cruise when I was 15. Yeah, what a way to make that happen. Where the fireworks going off?
Starting point is 00:57:21 Was it Mickey Mouse? It was so embarrassing when I think back to it now because I'm just like what was I thinking? It was a guy I met in like the teenagers hangout space, which this cruise had. It was 17, I was 15 and it was me and this other girl and him. We were all hanging out in the evening and then we went out to go sit on the front of the boat and he was sitting in between us, had me on one side and her on the other and then we went out to go sit on the front of the boat and he was sitting in between us had me on one side and her on the other and he was like leaning over talking to me and then like we kissed and I was like oh my god that was my first kiss I'm feeling things
Starting point is 00:57:55 and then he leaned over and kissed the other girl but you were first I was first though and I remember thinking like I'm gonna be, I'm gonna go with it. Yeah, I don't wanna be like, Hey, what's going on here? Because I just met you like today and this is weird. I mean, we did meet in the rad zone on the back, on the back, whatever like they call this like, teen hangout areas, the rad zone for cool teens.
Starting point is 00:58:28 We didn't meet there. I mean, he is pretty rad. The Goddamn, that's so funny. That is so funny. Oh, I love it. I just, you know that kid, that little punk, like he dined out on that story for years to come. He's still telling that story. He's still telling that story. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:49 I was just I was just the king shit of fuck mountain. That was on that boat. And I had too late. Gowley. What if you were his first kiss to though. And he just really wanted a second kiss immediately. Yeah. Gavin, no one this guy. I don't think that was the case. I think he I think he got around as he picks up 50 year olds at a cruise ship. Oh, I mean, he was 17 and I was, it was not like that crazy. But like, the reason I knew he got around
Starting point is 00:59:18 is because the next day, I went to the team zone again, I tried to like see him. And he was, he ran zone and he was talking to a different girl. And I was just like, do I go up and say hi? Or is this gonna be like super cringe? So I just like waved at him and he didn't wave back. And I was like, he'd already forgotten you. Damn. Damn. You were like 10 women ago, Tim.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Yeah, probably. Wow. And I'm like, damn, this guy's 10 women ago, Tim. Yeah, probably. Wow. And I'm like, damn, this guy's getting lucky on the carnival cruise. My gosh. He's working it. It's hard work. Clean it up in the rad zone. Wow, Lee, it's just like he's killed one of them. I like the idea that this was him getting his groove back.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Like on land, he just had like a horrible breakup. And it's just like completely heartbroken. And this is his like way. And then this was just like his like, yeah, rediscovering like, yeah, I'm like, you know, I'm like a cool guy. And my heart's not broken. I find so many ladies. I'm going to get to see.
Starting point is 01:00:20 I'm going to get to so many first bases. You'll just you want in chat. Two finger typist wrote Barbara in the red zone t shirt, please. We need a red zone shirt. Yes. Oh my God. Oh wait, the teen red zone. But we do have some barber shirts. We do. We're actually we're we're really good segue. Good as vibes. Yeah, I got a new collection that dropped on Friday, the good vibe shirt.
Starting point is 01:00:46 We can all use some good vibes, I think right now. There's two t-shirts, there's a hoodie, there's a long sleeve, everything comes in unisex, but the two t-shirts are also coming in, women's cuts as well. So you could get it all. They're super cool. Good ass with no hyphen.
Starting point is 01:01:03 It just says good ass vibes. So you could take that how you want it multiple meetings. I love it Exactly, and it's funny because in the photos we were taking with Wes I was like, you know leaning and posing and at one point the good was completely folded in so it just It's nice. Yeah, and you can't have it at tell me to like readjust the shirt But then if you cover the vibes, it's just good ass like readjust the shirt. But then if you cover the vives, it's just good ass. I would specifically request a misprint that just says ass vibes. That's the one I want for me. If you do a Google search for ass vibes, you're going to get some interesting search results. Just let me know. I bet. I bet. I don't know if you want to say, but can I take a guess.
Starting point is 01:01:43 Was the guys, you've never, I've never heard this story before. Was the guy's name Jonathan? I'm trying to guess like what King should of, uh, fuck mountains name would be. This guy, this guy was from Utah. Oh, and his name, it makes sense now. Russell. Russell. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:02:01 He was six foot five. And he had a big, like, curly, like, blondish brown hair. I remember because I'm just like, is this why I'm into tall dudes? Because my first kiss was with a very tall dude. It'll work, it'll work. It'll work, it'll work. It'll work, it'll work. It'll work, it'll work. It'll work, it'll work.
Starting point is 01:02:16 It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll work.
Starting point is 01:02:24 It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. the slender man in my mind. I'm picturing, I'm picturing a Muppets in a trench coat. I have just like this like, my God, that is huge for 17. He had some swag to him. Like I was very into it for some reason. I think it's because like he just had a charm to him, which I guess clearly showed that he had experience. Yeah, game. He had game, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:45 And he played me. That's for sure. Oh. I, this, and then a year later, I lost my virginity. So, you know, things move fast. But life comes out your fast guys. I bet you're wondering how I got here. There's like a freeze frame.
Starting point is 01:03:04 The, I, well, you said like he's from Utah, the home state of Big Me. I mean, you know, he was just perhaps he was a Mormon individual. Perhaps? I never thought of that until right now, Andrew. I never thought of that. Maybe this was a cultural religious thing. It was just like, you know, casting a wall. You need to go find three wives by the end of this crew.
Starting point is 01:03:28 So it's exactly like work. You're 17, come on, get out there, go, go. You gotta meet your quota. Get out to the right zone and work it. His dad had to be like just a fistful of rings. Just a fistful of rings I like to think they still look at Sam's club in Costco you can buy like you buy a quilt get the 13th free Fucking sweaty man just a sweaty mound of wedding. Take me. Because they've been in your pocket.
Starting point is 01:04:07 They're like warm, it's gross. Get out of here. No thanks. It's warm in the red zone. It's warm. It's warm. That's just a bad idea in general, to have like a teen hangout room like that on a cruise.
Starting point is 01:04:21 Like you're asking for that. I mean, it was like a room. It was a big lounge kind of area within the cruise ship. So, you know, it was fairly open and big and a lot of like coming in and out when not- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's get all the awkward, hormonal, super horny kids
Starting point is 01:04:38 and sequester them off in their own room. Well, it's because like at that age, you don't want to hang out with the kids. You don't want to hang out with your parents. And so it's just like, I just want to hang out with other people in my age. So I guess that's why I did that. They had, I think it was like 14 to 17, was that group I was in and then there was like 18 and over was another group.
Starting point is 01:04:58 And I was like, oh, I'm glad Russell is an 18 because I would never have met him. Why am, why is my voice so shaky for a little girl? Man, it was a, listen, I don't blame him for moving on. I was not a pretty sight at 15. There was a lot of braces going on, a lot of acne. Why not? The greatest excuse to just a real war zone going on right here. It's a real DMZ, well, no. I was building a lot of personality right around here.
Starting point is 01:05:33 Oh, just, you know, part of our dust, under construction. We're just missing it. It's just so insulting that he had a beat. It's like he was, he had like a carrot. He was just trying different dips. So he's like, I'll stick with the one I like the most. Like that level of thought seems to have got into. Yeah, he probably felt like a fucking king.
Starting point is 01:05:54 He was sitting at the front of a cruise ship with two women and he was just like, some of it here, some of it there. Oh yeah, like it's just fucking, I'm gonna get it. And then quit it. Oh yeah, like it's just fucking I'm gonna get it. And then quit it. In chat, you know the classic saying get it and quit it. Yeah. In chat, JNC 626 says, who's ever retainer you get from the jars who you're with for the night. Everyone put your retainers in the fish bowl. Gross. Oh my God. That is foul. That is the fucking comment of the podcast. That is good. That is that's good. That is a good. All right, gentlemen. Who's ready? Like the lines of spit coming out. Oh.
Starting point is 01:06:42 Oh, Jesus. Oh, you got me a little bit without it. Okay, I had braces. I never had a retainer. Now, is the retainer just to keep doing the work the braces we're doing? Yeah, it's a retain. It's to retain.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Okay, to retain the thing that you've been saying. Some might say, look, I'm no scientist. I just love that it's like, hey, you're gonna have braces on for a few years. We're gonna take those out and then give you a diet braces for like, ever, I guess. Cause like, people like, you're supposed to like wear retainers forever, right?
Starting point is 01:07:23 I mean, some people have them permanently like wired, wired retainers. Yeah, I think that the braces are actively tugging, moving teeth and then once that way, you want them to be, you gotta retain them. Teach them to think that for a while. Shift, yeah, I have the permanent retainer,
Starting point is 01:07:40 but need like on these four bottom teeth. And like, I imagine I'll have that just forever, at this point. I, years ago, when I was much younger, I dated a girl who had a permanent retainer like that. And one time when we were like making out, it like half broke off. Oh my God. It was like, I guess it's like, I don't know about yours,
Starting point is 01:08:03 but hers was like, it was like attached in two places. And then like one of them broke off. So it was like, I guess it's like, I don't know about yours, but hers was like, it was like attached in two places. And then like one of them broke off. So it was like a piece of metal that would still attach at one point on her teeth. And the other part just came up. Yeah, it's essentially just cemented on to the teeth like into spots essentially. And then there's just a wire going across. So yeah, if one breaks off, it's just going to be like says my bottom retainer is permanent. Yeah, I think a lot of dentists do that now, or if the non-disbrother thing is
Starting point is 01:08:51 I comment the like the like take out just like that retainer seems like a thing of like a bygone era because I, you know, I was never I had braces but I was never given a retainer or a permanent retainer. Interesting. I think a lot of people, like you're saying, like you and the other people, like permanent retainers, yeah, just that like the suction cup out of the mouth grows bit thing.
Starting point is 01:09:14 It seems like something from like the 80s or 90s. It seems like they don't make those anymore, but I could be wrong. Kids out there make them more like, slideways where it's like something that's I don't know like less I think it's I think it's in visual art now. I think yeah, isn't isn't a lot of that stuff done now with like clear Tray is and stuff like that or like you know, I guess so The the braces technology is advanced quite a bit. Maybe maybe retainers now are like night retainers that you just like
Starting point is 01:09:42 just like, just like, you know. I don't know. Instead of having this like, top mouth piece that they would have where you get to like, choose the colors and the design on it too. Man. That was the worst. I was like, I just want it clear. Don't give me, like, I don't care what it looks like.
Starting point is 01:09:56 It's in the roof of my mouth. I don't want to like be opening my mouth and have someone see like, fucking butterflies up there. Like nothing's good. The only time I ever, I never had to wear braces or retainer when I nothing's good. The only time I ever saw, I never had to wear braces or retainer when I was younger, but the only time I ever saw them was like, in the school cafeteria,
Starting point is 01:10:11 and the only reason I ever became aware of them is the kid because I felt like everyone who had one inevitably at some point threw it away in the trash. And it was always the, oh shit, I threw my retainer away. They're like having to watch them sift through the cafeteria trash looking for their retainer because if not, their parents are gonna kill them when they get home. Yeah, I was like, that's the only reason I really came aware of them as a kid. Gross. Yeah. No thanks.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Yeah. It seems cool to me. It does. It seems like a advancement in dentistry that I felt like was inevitable, right? Like to get invisible braces because as a kid, you're just like, why the fuck do I need these like giant pieces on my teeth to align them? Why can't, yeah, just be this thing that goes in and you just wear all day.
Starting point is 01:10:56 I don't know. It makes sense to me. Did you ever have braces, gap? Yeah, I did when I was younger, but I feel like I lost something happened with my retainer pretty early on So my teeth moved a lot after I just had them off. It's kind of a waste to be honest Same thing happens to me. I lost my retainer immediately. It just never masked her back I
Starting point is 01:11:21 I guess I was in I think what happened was I lost it for a long time and I found it and in my head it was gross, more gross because I hadn't used it in ages. I was like, oh, can I really clean this off now and use it again? Well, then I thought in my head, I'll get around to making this retainer usable again. But after you wait so long, I think your teeth move so much that your retainer doesn't really apply to the teeth in your mouth anymore. Exactly. I was like, I missed the window on this one. I was like, I'm gonna go that. And I was like, I'm gonna see if they're gonna move.
Starting point is 01:11:53 Or that you do get it in and then you just feel it like tugging your teeth the whole time and you're like, this is gonna get me ahead of it. That feeling of like, if you've, if you've been wet, have braces for like a day, are they just been tight in that day and you get that feeling of just like, all of your teeth have moved. And it's like, ah, just go up, just hurt, it's all over. Shit, you feel it. Andrew, did you have braces?
Starting point is 01:12:13 Or you said you had a, in his line, right? I had just regular old, brace-based braces for two and a half years. Did you need elastics? Because that's something that I needed to do. And that was like peak nerdom. That's like the rubber bands in there, right? The rubber bands from top to bottom.
Starting point is 01:12:33 So like you can't really open your mouth all the way. Is that just saliva everywhere? It's just something with alignment and stuff like that. So is it correct? Is that correct? Is that to correct like over an under bite? Is that something to like bring you like things more like aligned? I'm like on the y-axis or the z- whatever axis that you know a trajectory is what trajectory
Starting point is 01:12:54 is that Barbara that up into the lab. There it is. Yeah, no, I didn't have to have the Elastix. Thank God. That is a that's a man, that's rough. Yeah. I'm repusing them as hair ties more than I am. But I'm not.
Starting point is 01:13:12 I read something, not that long ago. I read something not that long ago that's speculated that the reason that, that what, I guess the premise of the article was that a long time ago people didn't need braces as frequently as they need them now for teeth that get out of line and become crooked, and that their speculation that having small children and babies transition to soft food doesn't allow for the teeth to begin straightening themselves properly. And that if you transition a child
Starting point is 01:13:46 onto solid food more quickly that their teeth are more likely to come in straight and stay straight. Mm, interesting. And I think it has, it's like one of those things that's not proven yet, but it's like speculation now. They're starting to like really dig into it and figure out why is it that people need braces when,
Starting point is 01:14:04 you know, you never think about an animal needy braces, right? Like we're just evolved animals. Like why do we need braces compared to, I don't know, to other primates? Sure. Yeah, start feeding your babies. State. Medium stake, yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Just so I know they get, get them, get them, one of those like, get, just get them good dog chew bones. Get them like a, get them get them one of those like get just get them good dog chew bones. Get them like a Get them a hoof and throw down there. I'm gonna let them nondaything for a bit. When I was a little kid I remember for a while for a long while I was a vegetarian because like any meat I thought meat took forever to chew. I fucking hated it. When you're like a little kid like my jaw was I like my jaw would get tired from chewing on it. It's like, I don't want to do that. Like I would only eat vegetables because I was so, uh, I was so put off from eating meat
Starting point is 01:14:53 because it was so much work. Oh my god. Did you have moments in restaurants where you've been chewing for like 90 seconds or something on the same bit? And then eventually you're just like, you just not look at your parents like I'm gonna have to spit it out. Yes, I would do it all the time, I would always spit it out. Like I just couldn't do it. Oh, fucking, I'm so sick of this
Starting point is 01:15:11 moby dick of a piece of steak. Like why is this fucking novel that I'm like, reading in this, oh, come on. Oh, jeez. This conversation is making me hungry. That's probably not the normal response. Ooh, what's the dins? I'm pretty hungry.
Starting point is 01:15:28 I feel like I might order tonight. I think it's an ordering night. Yeah. You know what I'm going to do? You know what I'm going to do tonight? I'm going to get a Chipotle bowl with that new cauliflower rice. Ooh, yeah. I'm going to give that a sh-
Starting point is 01:15:43 That sounds good, man. They launched- I have the Chipotle app, which by the way, their app is like the best ordering system ever, I fucking love that thing, you know, to talk about it. Not sponsored. Not sponsored. We'll see how good about it.
Starting point is 01:15:56 It's just super easy to go through an order and customize exactly how you want it. It's a really great app. But I got a push notification from that app a few days ago that said that they're adding Kesa Diaz to the menu, but you can only order them online through the app like they're not on the menu in the store. You have to use the app to order them. So just throwing that out there.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Like a secret menu. Yeah, throwing that out there, Andrew. Interesting. I know. I know. Maybe your whole plans have changed. Yeah, just through a whole, just through a real hoof in my plans. Interesting.
Starting point is 01:16:30 We ordered poke bowls recently because we hadn't had, like, we haven't ordered sushi or raw fish in any way. All of quarantine, just because I've been weird about getting sushi delivered for some reason, because I don't know. I just feel like safer eating it in restaurants
Starting point is 01:16:46 than I do, like having it delivered to my house, but I was like, fuck it, whatever. I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- All the way from the coast to the beach.
Starting point is 01:16:56 I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been-
Starting point is 01:17:02 I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- I have been- gonna be so warm by the time it gets here and it's gonna taste weird. I don't know why I was being weird about it, but we had poke balls the other day and like,
Starting point is 01:17:06 I've been sleeping on that shit. That's fucking delicious. I don't know if you guys get poke balls, but. Oh yeah, this thing's fucking slapped. Poke balls are delicious. So good. I don't know why I've been avoiding them all year. I remember, I think one of my first days
Starting point is 01:17:22 after I moved here permanently, like my first days of work, I went to, what was that place we used to go to? Like, Bernie used to go there a lot, went with Monty and they had Pokeballs and I remember just looking at it and thinking, that looks frickin' disgusting. And now, I guess my palette evolved.
Starting point is 01:17:41 I loved that stuff. It's so good. It's so good. I'd never really had it before I moved here. I was just the idea of roll crap. Freak me out a little. Yeah, it's all the things. It's got everything you want.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Well, one, it's got sushi grade fish, which is delicious. So you're getting your protein there. It's got some sweet element to it. It's spicy, salty, umami. It's got everything. You know, so like, how can you go wrong? It's, it's, it's every no. You can get one of those.
Starting point is 01:18:08 You can get one of those Chipotle Pokeballs. Hey, listen, they would probably knock it out of the park. Honestly, if they like, if they set their mind to it, it's like, Hey, you want to do Chipotle Pokeball? Absolutely. Sign me up. That's, I know you mentioned earlier in the podcast, like what store do you miss or whatever. I miss going to restaurants and having like,
Starting point is 01:18:28 someone take my order and just being like, wow, I'm being weighed on, this is cool. Is that something I haven't experienced all year which is gonna be, I think, really nice to get back to. That experience, I don't know, it's like a little treat yourself experience going to a restaurant. Yeah, absolutely. I miss it. Yeah, I miss it. I miss being in the office and being like, hey, we're going to lunch.
Starting point is 01:18:51 You know, where do you want to go lunch? Let's go lunch. Yeah. Yeah. Like five or six people just like go to lunch. It's like the best. It's funny. You say that, Andrew, because for some reason throughout this last year of quarantine, every now and then, I don't know why this particular moment sticks out in my mind. But I think about that time that, what you said happened, and we all just went to waffle house for some reason, I think like you and maybe Drew,
Starting point is 01:19:10 we're like, we're going to waffle house, they didn't wait until it comes, like yeah, what if I'm going to waffle house that we've been there in forever? It's like, we just, we all got in a car and drove together there and ate waffle house. Like, that was a normal thing you could just do. Yeah, no, I remember that very fondly.
Starting point is 01:19:24 It was like, you and me, Chris, maybe Blaine and maybe Drew. Yeah, no, I remember that very fondly. It was like you, me, Chris, maybe Blaine and maybe Drew. Yeah, I think Drew is there. Yeah, got in in your Tesla. And we were just like, yeah, we're going to fucking Waflas. Cause there's one deceptively close. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:38 It's like, you don't realize that if you like, just keep going like East on, on 290, that like there's one like over the hill. Basically like you pressed 183, and then just like, oh, there's more city over here. And there's like, oh yeah, there's a fucking waffle on this right there. So yeah, it was a, it was a,
Starting point is 01:19:54 it was a close to the one to the studio. And yeah, delicious. I don't think waffles. Yeah, what? What? I don't think, I really thought about it, but deeply, but like something I miss so much is being at work. And yeah, it's saying like who wants to go to lunch?
Starting point is 01:20:12 Anyone just want to like, you know, go to lunch. Whereas when you're working from home, lunch is, okay, I'm going to go to my kitchen and grab like a frozen meal and then come back up to my desk and keep working. And it's just like you don't have that escape almost. And I'm gonna go to fucking lunch every day with my friends when we get back to work. I miss it so much.
Starting point is 01:20:34 Absolutely. Oh no, yeah. I like, I'm gonna start a high yield savings account now, which they are the interest, interest rates suck ass right now. Mama started savings account just for the money to suck money away account now, which they are. Inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter-inter Do anything else with any more with your money? It's a yes like inflation is outpacing the fucking interest rate on your Without question. Yeah. Yeah awful terrible stuff Invest go all in on NFTs just like All you can But I like my tokens fungible
Starting point is 01:21:21 I want my I want my tokens fungible. That's, that's, that's the fun. I love the fun. I love the fun. I, that's, that's all I know about it. Literally, all I know is what it's, is what that mean, or what the, the words are. And nothing else. I will, I'm going to, I'm going to resist the knowledge. I'm going to actively try to shut it out of my brain and never learn. I'm going to, I'm going to grasp at ignorance for this one. I don't want to know. That, that is a sign of getting old. Embracing grasping ignorance. You're there.
Starting point is 01:21:49 You're like, oh, no, I don't want to know. I'm ignorance, yes. No, no. Don't care. Don't care. Get away from me. Get away from me. Things.
Starting point is 01:21:59 Information. I don't want to. Done with it. Got enough. Yeah, non-fungible Got enough. Yeah, I, uh, yeah, non, non, is it non-fungible tote? Yeah, nft. Yeah. Otherwise, it's just an Ft. Yeah. Exactly. Which is just crypto at that point. All right. Well, let's go ahead and wrap the show up. We're done. That's it. Thanks guys. Thanks everyone for watching. We do a post show. We do a post show, but that's not life
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