Rooster Teeth Podcast - Barbara’s Grandma’s New Boyfriend? - #569

Episode Date: November 5, 2019

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Hey everyone, welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast. This week brought to you by Hims and Good Morning from Hell. I'm Gus. I from hell. I'm Gus I'm Gavin. I'm Bob, right? Oh, Jeff and I'm Gus. Are we doing superdexins? There's a different light on some of these cameras Oh the lights change the oh it's amplified. Yeah, it's big. We got new cameras. Oh for extra life. Thank you black magic No, for the podcast. Oh, oh for for this For every other production we do every two times oh, for this. The thing that happens. For every other production we do.

Every two times a year, as opposed to the thing that happens one time a year. Listen, it's an important weekend, Gus. It is. Watch extra life, 24 hour stream starting 8 AM, central time, this Saturday. We raise money for the kids. Yes, it's, luckily it's the weekend after daylight savings.

Yeah. So it's not, hopefully not confusing anymore for anyone. Our is the weekend after daylight savings. I think the one that just passed, wasn't that like the official extra life weekend Was it I think so yeah cuz I know kind of funny was doing their there Do we miss XS and the community we did this last year, yeah, we always offset ours Because we're better Everyone did it without yeah

Everyone did it without it. Everyone did it without it. Yeah, it's. So it'll be 21st. We didn't fall back. It's not 25 hours. Yeah, which we had to do two or three years ago. Two or three years ago. Yeah, it's easier.

That extra hour, it makes all the difference. It really does, especially if you're there the whole time. Yeah, oh, man. I had the fucking dumbest problem this morning. I've won a try and guess, but there's no way. I got locked out of my online account. Is that what you were bitching about, not being able to do this? Yeah, I was really mad when you got that email.

Read the email that you said. That was great. We planned it. So whenever I do stuff for the podcast, like throughout the week, if I see funny stuff I'll keep a running document in an online service which like all the links and everything and normally on Monday morning I'll email everyone on the podcast at night and say hey Don't forget to bring three or four topics talk about here all the topics I have listed and I'll include a link to that document

Mm-hmm email I sent this morning was I was really man This is like the height of my anger. This was at 1027 a.m I think people will be able to tell based on your wording and then please bring three to four topics or stories to talk about tonight I normally share my Google Doc with my links, but I'm locked out of my mother fucking work Google account at the moment so I can't So how did you get locked out? I don't know. I went so like my email program on my laptop work my phone still worked But when I went to open my doc or to try to sign into YouTube, it was like, sign in, so I blew my email address, my password,

and it's like password not correct. It's like, I know it's a correct password, like all my other applications are still working, I haven't changed it. You used last pass. I used a management service. A management service. So then I was like, I'll just reset it.

So I clicked on, forgot password. And it was like, forgot password. They have to type in the fucking stupid ass capcha. I found one that I could finally read, typed it in, and it just like loaded forever. Wouldn't ever load, then rebooted my computer. Same thing. Waited 30 minutes, tried again.

It eventually got to the point where it's like, okay, forgot your password, capcha, click. And then it gave me a message that said, there's a problem like, okay, forgot your password, capture, click, and then it gave me a message that said, there's a problem with your account, contact your domain administrator. It's the same link every week, though, right? It's the same document that you just update. It is, the same document.

So why don't you just ask us to add you from a different... I could have also just looked at my scent items. No, because they might have asked me to log in. If I'm going to edit it. Are you back in? Did you get a sort of? I did get back in. Did you have to contact your administrator? I contacted our administrator and our administrator said, oh, from our end, there's nothing weird with your account. I said, yeah, you're cool. I can't get

the fuck in. So how did you resolve the situation? So they, my administrator had to reset my password for me. And then I was able to get in and reset my password. Would you have to give her an advance? Some dot com. Anyway, something back. It was like, you came on out of Mel's. I think it finally finally got it resolved like at 11. So I got here a little before nine. So it's like over the first two hours of my morning, I couldn't get into my

fucking podcast notes. I was I was whatever will we ever talk about without your notes, Gus. Well, we could talk about my Judged Judy audition. How did we go? Did we talk about that yet on the podcast? We said that we were gonna film it. I saw some of the footage. Could we show the footage? We have our first rough edit done. I don't know if I want to show it Yes, you have it sent to you. No, but the stuff of you at the Capitol, I thought was great. So there's more than just that.

There's a lot. So I was looking at it right before we started. So I have to give notes and we have to make it look as good as it can to improve my chances. Do you do your acting? Because it's all just you sitting in an office and then like, we were just apart and stuff. You know, just in case it gets a little bit... It's the tragic if you don't get it's all just you sitting in an office and like we were just apart and stuff and you know just in case it gets a little extra tragic if you

don't get it on the show now. There's nothing else it's funny we just got a video we're gonna post on social show on the podcast. I think I think you're ensuring that you won't get picked based on how much effort you're putting into it. Probably they're gonna look at this and go we don't want to be a part of a bit they're not doing this. This guy's gonna try to overtake the case and just stand up and be one of the main actors all of a sudden. Are there actors on that show?

Or is that real? I don't know. I'm sure it's probably exaggerated. I'm sure you have to, yeah. Is it judge-doing a real judge? I think so. I think they're real cases. I think she was. She's a real rich judge. Doesn't? I think so. I think they're real cases.

I think she was. She's a real rich judge. Doesn't it say they're getting that it's like real cases? I think so, something like that. Gotta believe TD. Oh yeah, yeah. Do you think you like, was it judge in New York State or something? That I'm proud to say is one of the reality programs

or genres I'm not into at all. I don't, you used to watch that show though. I used to watch judge Wapner I don't know that I've ever watched judge Judy. I thought we did when I lived with you like briefly went through It may be it was a pretty phase if we did it she not the OG TV judge. No, no, no god no You ever watch rainman gonna watch a partner. Okay with Doug Lou Ellen What what what years was that? Oh that would have been like 80 I'm the guess okay? I'm gonna look at I'm gonna guess 80 Seven shit 86 to 94

Would be the the people's court with judge Wopner. Oh people's court. Yeah, Joach Wopner was 81 to 93 People's corner. Joj Wopner was 81 to 93. It was off on the end by a year and a bunch on the beginning. Was anybody dug a little in and Harvey Levin. Yeah. Judged you used the best though. She reminds me a lot of my, my grandmother. Does she? Yeah, just takes no bullshit. Is your grandmother's M.G.D. It is not. It is hazel.

You don't care that name anymore. It's actually I was was gonna tell a couple stories on this podcast. So my older brother just got married this weekend. Yeah, congratulations. So his long time girlfriend, Julia, congratulations. How long will it stay together?

I'll say seven or eight years. For a long time, I feel like I can't imagine they're not together. They vetted each other at this point. Yeah, they actually met through Rooster Teeth. So you're welcome, Stephen, even though he introduced me to Red versus Blue. So let's talk about that.

But Trevor was spending a lot of time with my family over the weekend, because I was doing bridesmaids things. And when the wedding was getting started, he was sitting with my grandmother, who I call my Bubby, and the Jewish religion. And they were sitting together, and while they were waiting for the ceremony start, she takes his arm and she starts like.

How old are you, Bobby? I'm gonna get it wrong. Like late 80s. Okay. She starts, she takes his arm and starts shaking it because she likes to shake things for emphasis and she goes, let me frighten you. My husband, my late husband, he graduated in 1952.

And like she said it as if she was. She just graduated? She does kind of sound like Dracula when she's being mean, or not mean when she's trying to scare someone. Did it scare? He just started laughing. He was like, it's scary. Later on in the night, he's like, I'm

going to ask your Bubbie to dance. And I was like, okay, I don't know if she'd be down for like anything. She's single now. And so she gets up and starts dancing with him. And I she's having a great time. And then unbeknownst to me, during this time, we are all dancing, she goes over to him and she goes, I'm going to put you in my will. And I'm like, I'm not even in your will for me. And then she started calling Trevor her boyfriend all weekend. And she's like, don't look at other women.

My boyfriend. You're gonna be careful. Do you think they're ever aligned together? Probably. You got to get in the world somewhere. The world doesn't write itself. Well, it sounds like it was a smashing success. It was a new couple of 2020 Trevor and my Bubby. Would you be mad if they hooked up?

Kevin, yes. So what? Okay, would you be more mad if Trevor hooked up with her or if Gusted? Also, wait, I have to tell you this. So I'm scared to know what this reminded her of. Because my Bubby is somewhat aware of Rooster Teeth and the community and the different Rooster Teeth shows, knowing that Steven and Julia were getting married and they met on Rooster Teeth and there was going to be Rooster Teeth people there, she kept asking where you were.

She's like, I want to meet Gus. He doesn't know anyone except you guys. Well, she knows the best. I mean, the most memorable. So you might meet her if I ever get married. You come to my wedding. You can meet my Bubby. Okay.

It's a date, Bubby. Hazel. Good memory. She's an usual name. You don't hear that name anymore. It's a very, it's the kind of name that a Gus would date. Gus and Hazel. I've got an F- I, you don't hear that name anymore. It's true. It's the kind of name that a gust would date. Gust and Hazel. I've got an extra.

I've already got an old lady name. Is she in a octogen anal? Oh god. It's already really loose, it's fine. I don't like that conversation. I don't like that conversation. When the control room's groaning. Did you watch any of the Apple TV Plus came out?

Has anybody watched any of the shows that came out? Anybody, anybody even aware of Apple TV Plus? A whole bunch of things. It came out? It came out. I'm not even being an asshole. On Friday. Really?

It launched. Oh, I thought it was coming out like next year sometimes. It launched on Friday. Yeah, I was using all the shows and stuff. Some of them, yeah. Is the one with the morning show out? The first three episodes. No shit.

They got a three episodes of the morning show, three episodes of For All Mankind. Also three episodes of Sea and Dickinson. They got that Queen of the Elephant show. For All Mankind is the space one, right? What's Sea and Dickinson. They got that Queen of the elephant show. For all mankind is the space one, right? What's C and Dickinson? C is one with Jason Momoa, where it's like in a post-apocalyptic future

where nobody can, everyone's blind and like, there's like a child born that can see. Yeah, it didn't look that good to me. Well, you know, any, any Momoa vehicle was a good vehicle, right? That guy, he can act. But the morning show is really good.

Yeah. I watched it before I read any reviews of it. And some of the reviews I read were very middling for it. Like I wouldn't have watched it if I'd read those reviews, but I thought it was really well done. That was really good. Can I buy the episodes on Xbox video? No.

You watch them on your phone. Maybe I'll do that. Yeah, I was, wait, because I was using my Apple TV and it popped up and on your phone. Maybe I'll do that. Yeah. I was, wait, because I was using my Apple TV and it popped up and I said, oh, I guess this launched. And then it said, because you have a phone, you got a year for free. Yeah.

It's pretty generous, isn't it? Oh, I didn't get that. It, Emily got that over the weekend. I haven't got it yet. Did they send it, email? Did they send you a, No, it's like, when you sign up, like in, on your Apple TV.

Huh. I don't have anything. I don't have anything. I don't have anything. I don't Oh When you when you just use the fucking app pull TV that Just use the app on your phone grandpa Yeah, it's really good. I was impressed. I thought the morning show is really good I thought for all mankind was also really good. How many how many episodes that are out three?

So it's like you start watching and it was like oh, I'm really into this now I got to wait till Friday for how many episodes will there be? 10 I think. 10 of each. And they have a full slate of programming? Or? Yeah, I mean, they've got, I mean, the shows that I mentioned. And they're kind of, I think they're kind of soft launching it or slow rolling it.

Yeah, it's like you said you weren't aware. I don't think that they're really emphasizing that it's out. And they're not launching with like a giant back catalog of licensed programming or not really not. They're just focusing on originals. Okay. Interesting.

Yeah, so I'm sure once they have more of a catalog, they'll start pushing it more. Until eight minutes ago, if you'd asked me, I would have told you it was coming out in fall of 2020. And I think Disney Plus comes out like in two weeks. No. I think it comes out like on the 18th of the 19th. With the Mandalorian? Of no, that's not coming out.

I don't know what the lottery on that is, but yeah, there should be Disney plus preorder available now. November 12th. Oh shit, that's the next week. That's the next Tuesday. Is it US only, the Apple one? I don't know. I live in the US, so that's all that matters to me.

Sorry. Very guest response. The Mandalorian, let's see. The trailer so that look good. I know, it's all going to see it. I had not watched any of the trailers for, uh, yeah, it starts November 12th. I had not watched any of the trailers for the morning show. I went in not really knowing anything, but yeah, the Mandalorian, November 12th.

Oh, that's great. Have you guys started watching Living With Yourself at all? No, I did. I watched all of that last weekend, I think. All of it? Damn. Yeah. Was it good? It's good.

How far are you? How many episodes have you seen? I'm starting episode five. Okay. Start watching. What is it, like eight episodes? It's something like that. Yeah, I think it's eight.

I think it's ten maybe. I've been on a cutthroat kitchen run. That's what I watch. On Netflix. Yeah, it's on Netflix. Or Hulu. What's the hook on that? It's Alton Brown's like cooking competition show and I kind

of like to hate watch it because I think I hate all of the the cast. It's like it's like it's like chopped where they have a different for contestants every episode or but but the the hook on it is Alton Brown gives everybody $25,000 in cash, and that's one person will win the cooking show, and however much money they have left over at the end is how much they win, but then he'll bring out like devices, it plop devices to fuck with each other and they can bid on it. And so you're spending your potential winnings on protecting yourself from getting fucked over.

Like an episode I saw that a guy lost as they brought up a set of stairs and it was like seven feet high. And he had a bunch of poles with knives and forks and stuff tied to them. And he had to do all this cooking prep from there because somebody else paid like $9,000 to force him to use that. Jesus.

Was he like a big competitor, I guess, like he was. No, it's not really. They're all like, I would say that they're at the level that they could probably audition for Hell's Kitchen But maybe not get on it. Yeah, um like not it like not as good not good enough to be on top chef But good enough to like they know what they're doing in like middle chef. Yeah, middle chef. Yeah chef Hell's kitchen or master chef No, I'm a health kid. Okay. Okay. Hell's kitchen is a cooking competition where they

The people on health kitchen you'll get in there like, they're not that good. Yeah, that's how I was thinking. Okay, that's why I said that, that, that, that tier. Can we do that one work? Like, could I tape a bunch of pencils to Jeremy? Well, didn't you all put his desk like 20 feet in the air? Yeah, it did.

Or one where they had to make like, sub sandwiches or like, hoes. And they, oh, I got great one. So, hoes. I'll skip that one, this is a better example. They like one dude, one of the challenges was dental floss and the person that lost, and also, like, if you win the bid,

then you get to force one of the other people to do it, not necessarily all of them. So if you don't like somebody, you can only use dental floss to cut all of your food. Oh my God. So like, slice them through meat, like you're like, like, like you're cutting somebody's throat, you know? And it's just I watch it just because,

well, hey, Alton Brown is adorable, but also it's just fascinating how clever the punishments are that they come up with. And I, it's called a good, it's called cut their kitchen. And the people that compete are insufferable but Alton Brown's great and the challenges are fantastic. And so I watch it just to mine for ideas for like achieving 100 Rocheteenth stuff. But I I watch it just to mind for ideas for like achieving 100-inch tooth stuff.

But I recommend that one just because it's cool to watch how they fuck with people and the interesting ways with which, like one, this dude, who they, one of the challenges was another dude, they set it up so there were eggs on the bottom on the heels of his shoes and he had to walk around on his tippy toes

and every time he broke an egg, he lost $500. Did they replace them when he would break one? Yeah, he would break one and they had to walk around on his tippy toes and every time he broke an egg he lost $500. Did they replace them when he would break one? Yeah he would break one when they would put another egg on. Oh my god. And he lost a couple of grand. Just trying to cook. They're gonna walk very quickly. They're gonna make new episodes of that show anymore.

I don't know, I'm just on season seven. I don't know what. How did they tape the tape? It goes up to season 15. I'll fuck. I got a lot left. How did they tape it? It was like Velcro. They, fuck, I have a lot left. How do they tape it? It was like Velcro.

They did like a Velcro thing. Oh, okay. It was great. It's genius. I wanted to do a thing where if we all had elite controllers, I wanted to 3D print really long thumbsticks and I have everyone do a let's play that, but that's beyond my skill set. Yeah, but Ryan could do it. Ryan could do it.

Ryan could do it in a second. Or Marcus could do it. Oh, that'd be awesome. And if they got really big, like if they slowly grew in size, it's like you have to use your hand. Like this. It's like the controller's over there,

and you're just like. That's exactly why I watch it, to come up with ideas for that kind of stuff. Just looking for like interesting clever punishments and things to do to people. Also, do you guys watch the finale of Great British Making Show? No. No, I'm still, I'm on like season two. Also, do you guys watch the finale of Great British Making Show? No.

No. I'm still, I'm on like season two. Oh, the new season. It was, it was a, it's appointment viewing on Netflix. It's like the only appointment viewing show. It's just ended last Friday. What was that? I'm surprised you guys don't watch it. It only comes out, it comes out week to week on Netflix.

Really? Yeah. Cause it's like new episodes and the UK, right? New episodes and the UK. Yeah. Are any of you watching the good place? I'm a little bit behind because I only watch it with...

Dwarfs is kind of located. So that's a show that I watch with Millie, but because I only have Millie every the week, it's I have to wait, and then there's other... It's so I'm like three episodes back. You got to watch it, or tell her. It's like pretend like you haven't. Well, she's not here, honestly.

Well, I'll say this, the little fucker does it to me with Riverdale constantly, but I won't do it. Cause I wanted to watch stuff twice. And I'm not gonna lie. People from Riverdale at San Diego Comic Con, and I think that's the first time I've ever seen you starstruck in a way, like excited to meet or see people.

I watch the show and I'm a fan of what they do. So it was nice to see them, yeah. Yeah. And definitely not take photos of them. Are you watching Watchman on HBO? No. Yeah. Anybody?

We're going to start this week. It's so good. Yeah, Blaine was talking about it. The episode that came out yesterday, the third episode was so good. I have TV paralysis right now, where there's so much stuff to watch. I don't know what any of it. I don't know what to watch. You're so wide on love Island and cutthroat kitchen.

The show that hasn't been made. Well, love Island, no, because I know what to watch. You're so wide on love Island and cutthroat kitchen. The show that hasn't been made. I love Island, no, because I'm seeing all that. But yeah, I'm watching, but cutthroat kitchen. There's a low pressure. And then if I lose my attention span or whatever, it doesn't matter. It's hard to commit. You can do it at the same time.

Also sports basketball season. So, you know, I got a couple hours of that. I might, with all this new stuff that's come out, I've just started watching mid-Summer murders, which is a British countryside crime show from the 90s. Is it like Rosemary and Time? It's like kind of, it's like Columbo.

But in the English countries. Is it good? Yeah, it's wicked. Is it on Netflix? No, I'm watching it on Britbox. I'll watch it. Based on the crime novel series by author Carolyn Graham, mid-Summer murder follows the efforts of detective, chief inspector John Barnaby

to solve crimes that occur in the wealthy isolated English county of mid-summer. A picturesque and peaceful place on the outside, but one filled with amoral and stobbish accentrix with all kinds of vices. Is he kind of like an old gray hair dude? The chief inspector Barnaby is the younger cousin of DCI Tom Barnaby who returned 2011. Oh, he quit John that was stopped. I guess. Oh man.

His right hand man is Detective Sergeant Jamie Winter who is a young keen and smartest of wit. Midsummer murder is the UK's longest running contemporary detective drama. I mean, Eric since 1997. Yeah, it's shot in my town a lot. Like I'll just see the pubs I go to in the background. Okay, a lot of murder in your pubs. Yeah. Question for for you Jeff. Yeah

This is what did I say? The UK's longest running contemporary detective drama been on the air since 1997 looks like I can't I can't tell you what it looks like they have 20 seasons so far maybe How many episodes are exist for this show for 20 seasons first since 1997? Oh or exist for the show. For 20 seasons? For since 1997. Oh gosh, 20 seasons, they do one to three episodes of season typically in England.

I'm gonna guess 120 episodes. Nailed it! On the head! It's 120 episodes! Jesus Christ! They do six episodes seasons. Unless there's a Christmas festival, it's easy. And they're like two hours each.

Well, maybe like an hour. Like Rosemary and Times are an hour's a Christmas special, it's easy. And that like two hours each. Well, like maybe like an hour. Like Rosemary and Times are an hour and a half, hour and 40. Yeah. Which is the way. If it's any, if it's half as good as Rosemary and Time will watch it. I think that I would show three times all the way through. You should go and miss some of my notes. The theme tune is played on a Thera-men.

That's how cool it is. That was pretty cool. I like Thera-men. Like that's the determining factor. That's how cool it is. Oh, the Thera-men like how that's the determining factor. That's so cool. It is. It's like Jonathan Creek is a good one too. Oh yeah, with Alan Davis.

I got the raise, babies. I like that. Is that Theraman? Theraman. Oh, I was like, is this a new segment? It's just like, Theraman's, because of like shitty sci-fi movies in the 50s and 60s, I always associate them with like aliens or horror now.

It's like, that instrument was co-opted by a genre of film and now it's like, you can't use that for anything other than aliens or horror movies. Or like not even good horror movies, like can't be B horror movies. Yeah, the, the mid-term murders I watched last night had, what's that old Mace's name in Game of Thrones? Pysel had him in it, except he was,

he was Grandmaster, 25 years younger, and somehow the same. There's some people who get old and then stailed. Yeah, like this, you're like Smith, Patron's old. And like Paul Red is the opposite who has looked the same for the last 25 years. He's 50 years old and he's the same age as he was Incluses. It's fucking bizarre. He hasn't aged at all. You should watch that living with yourself. Show that's

I like him. I heard it's an interesting premise. It's also like I think it's just like 30 minutes long if I remember 2224. He was on Howard Stern and Talking about it. It sounded really good. Was Was I, you guys always telling that Howard Stern story that he told about being on Friends recently? No, no. He was telling the story. He, I didn't remember this, because I didn't watch that shitty show.

But he was on the last season of Friends. I guess he was Phoebe's boyfriend, or something husband. Well, he was in series nine as well. Well, he was the last season or two of whatever. Do you remember how they met? Because Joey said that he found it dude called Mike To set up with into Central Park and said Mike and then pull right turn around all right

Well, um anyway, he told a story about how he was so fucking excited to be on the show because you know These people are making a million dollars an episode and they're like the biggest stars on TV and it was awesome and he was Kind of a plucky young dude getting a start. He's also Paul Rudd and he's funny. And so he said he was filming one of the last episodes and he walked in and he said, everybody in the room was like sad and sharing stories. And he said,

Jennifer Aniston and the head rider of the show were like in an embrace hugging and crying about how they were gonna miss each other. And he said he walked up and he just joined the hug and he said it's been quite a ride guys. And he goes, talk about misreading a room. He goes, that one went over really badly. I can't imagine doing that. I wouldn't have done it in a heartbeat.

Absolutely. A super polite. Badly, I can't imagine doing that. I wouldn't done it in a heartbeat. Absolutely. Especially for Paul Ryan. I'd like a big ever. What's quite a ride in that super Nintendo commercial? Yeah. Yeah. He's really young in that one. Yeah. Was Clueless's first acting thing? Like the main stream? I don't know. It's the first thing I remember seeing him in.

Yeah. Um, he's supposed to be what, like, 20 in that movie? He is her college brother step brother. Yeah. So he's probably like 19 to 22. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a fucking long ass IMDB. Yeah. Well, he works a lot.

He also seems like a really genuinely nice guy. Yeah. A cool guy. He did some things before that. Um, close to probably the first big thing. Yeah. He was in a TV show called Wild Oats, which I don't remember.

Credit as Paul Steven Rudd in 1994, before Clueless. What's the premise of Wild Oats? Let's find out. I would like to know. Two horses. And also network and format, like genre. It's a short-lived four-week comedy. Okay, it's a short lived four week comedy okay comedy about two horses someone wild notes about jack slain and Brian grant 220 something's living together in Chicago

shelly Thomas was jack's old ex-girlfriend who was what this isn't a summary I'm gonna okay I'll read this to I'm gonna pray the horses are in love. Short-lived comedy about Jack Slate and Brian Grant, two 20-somethings living together Chicago. Shelley Thomas was Jack's ex-girlfriend who was being dated by Brian. The rest of the cast were also 20-somethings who only had sex on the brain. We should watch that show and we should watch it and resurrect it and become like Wild Oats stands and talk about all the time and have like wild oats fan fest Be Otes Otes were Oters Hey Gavin you and I you and I did something that we don't ever do that sex

No, it's on the overdo we hung out. We spent time together outside of work outside of work We hung out this weekend. It was Saturday night Gavin and I hung out. It was awesome. That was a scene right for now. We went over to Jeremy and Kat's house and we had board game night with me, Millie, Jeremy, Kat, Gavin and Meg. Played some coup. We played some coup, but that was more of a primer for the trail at the house on the hill,

which was so fun. Yeah. I think we did one, I think a few others on a few videos now, but that game is so much fun Yeah, it's great. It's completely different every time. It's also really fun to play games like that and have it not be content To play it just for fun and not have to worry about making videos out of it Yeah, I mean I did finish and think that would have been better than some of the videos That's the problem

But it's like you find when you just let yourself have fun and just play it, that last game where I just fucking destroyed you guys for an hour would have been the best video. That game's fucking awesome. Have you ever played that game, Gus? I think so, but I think. It's like you're investigating a four people and investigating at a haunted house and then the house you build the house as you go.

Yeah, you just like wish side to go in and then it builds another room on top of it. Yeah, then one of you becomes a boss and then tries to kill everyone. And there's like 50 different, you like one of you gets to go in and then it builds another room on top of it. Yeah, then one of you becomes a Boston and tries to kill everyone. And there's like 50 different, like one of you gets haunted at some point. Who was haunted? Uh, the first game Meg was and we killed her. Gavin actually took care of it.

He had a, she did, he had a, I defused the bomb. If you defused the bomb and the second game I was, I was a poltergeist and I just decimated them, uh, but slowly and, and mean. Um, but yeah, and there's like, so like at the haunting, it's like a dice roll kind of thing and there's 50 different hauntings. So it's never even close to the same game. It's really cool.

I'm especially if you've never seen it or played it, guys. I may have at some point. I bet you have. I haven't played. Have you guys ever played a Mysterium? I've heard of that. Mysterium's one of my favorite games, Miles actually introduced it to me.

Basically, you play as a bunch of clear avoidance, and you're trying to solve your own murder cases in this old house. And in the house, there's a ghost who's giving you premonition cards to try to help you guess which person, place, and thing was the murder case that you're trying to solve. And each person has a different one.

You're trying to help each other. And then ultimately, when you get to the end, the ghost then choose one of the murder case that you're trying to solve. And each person has a different one, you're trying to help each other. And then ultimately, when you get to the end, the ghost then choose one of the murder cases to be the one that they died in and has to essentially make the whole team guess which murder was theirs. Just through using these premonition cards. So it's using like these random images to indicate,

like, oh, there's a man with a mustache on this card and one of the killers has a mustache. So maybe that's the person that they're trying to get me to choose. It's really fun. The ghost can't talk or anything. There's the ghost have random premonition cards or like, you always draw seven.

So you always have seven in your hands. And that's what you work with what you got. It gets really difficult. Like you have items in the game that could help you burn your hand if you want and stuff. You could give people up to three or four premonition cards each, so you always have seven in your hands, so you could draw more. But it's really, I love those association games so much, whether it's word association or

trying to get something visually. Those are the most fun to me. We should play that for a let's roll. You should come on and do a let's roll and show them the game. I would love to. Yeah. You have to talk to Trevor. let's roll and show them the game. I would love to. Yeah. I mean, you have to talk to Trevor.

He's the one that schedules all that. I don't know if he likes me or not. Have your Bobby put in a good word. That's my Bobby for permission. If you are going to go on let's roll, make sure you don't use the dart board for actual darts because Larry gets mad. Is that a thing? Is there a dart board?

It's a dart board up. And I always just throw a few darts at every time I go in there and Larry starts. Somebody says it's like reverse clue. Oh, interesting. I don't know if I've ever heard that reference before for it. But is Larry sitting by the dart board one year throwing darts at him? Because maybe that's why he doesn't like it. No, I'm a terrible shot, so I just mess and hit the wall.

And it's like a set. Did you replay darks it? I feel like that's a very British pub thing. Yeah. And you still terrible at it? Yeah, I mean, how do you get good darts unless you just play darts all the time? That's how it's asking, did you play darts a lot?

I've played the occasional game of darts. I'm not just doing game after game, did you play darts? We used to play darts, right? We used to play darts a lot when you played the occasional game of darts? I'm not just like doing game after game I did you play darts? We used to play darts are we used to play darts. We had a dart board in the Yeah, we got into it for why yeah, we got into it for oddly I don't know why why do we do that man. I think If I who guess our we had such a long journey together I want to say quite a ride I was quite a ride If I, who, Gus, we had such a long journey together, I wanna say- That's very quiet to ride. I was very quiet to ride.

I wanna say we were at Gingerman one time, and we were watching people play, and we started playing, and it was fun, because it was like sports, but you didn't have to be athletic, and we kind of latched onto it, and then we were into it. I think you're right.

I think it was because of Gingerman. We used to go to Gingerman every now and then. I mean, once a while, I was never crazy about that place, but they had a ton of beer. Yeah. Do you guys ever go to vigilante? I've been there a couple times. I don't know what that is. It's a board game bar restaurant place here in Austin. It's not too far from your second up at airport in Lamar. Yeah, it's really cool. Do you think if you sat on the roof of stage five and there was a dot ball on the floor, you could drop a dart into the bulls eye. Absolutely. Yeah, 100%.

It would probably be easier. Would it be easier? I think so. Should try it. Gravity's helping you. It's not fighting you. Why would we have a Cesar lift somewhere? Yeah.

Because this is easier than that. Does great form of barbell. You have your double pop. I was trying to do it for the camera. I was also imitating Gavin. I have a video of you from probably six years ago where you're trying to throw a dart with your left hand instead of your right.

Did I play Doss with you at some point? Yeah. Oh shit. I mean, it was one of those times we went to Sixth Street and did, and it's a lot of people don't remember. But I remember it was like, you kept filming it because it just looked so messed up.

I mean, it's funny watching someone throw with their wrong hand but throwing it, it's like, it's special. Yeah. It's so hard to get it anywhere you want to. It's so funny how your life and priorities can change. Like you mentioned Vigilani, which is a bar that I've never heard of.

I guess it's not a bar, I would say it's more alcohol. Yeah, but this is older. Food, just like it's more like a restaurant. More of a restaurant. Oh, okay. This there was a time in my life when I had been to every bar in Austin and I would know about every bar before they opened, you know?

And I came from a lost on a little bar. We, that was one of our early projects that never went off the ground. We, you know, we did, drunk, we did ugly internet first and we did drunk gamers and. And we had a bunch of in process. Right. We had a bunch of side websites that we were working on,

and one of them was Austin Drinkers. Austin Drinkers. It's interesting. We don't ever think about this, so we don't ever talk about this, but Rupert Heath wasn't our only project. Right. We had a bunch of other productions and ideas

and schemes that we had going on, in tandem with Rupert Heath, and all that happened was Rupert Heath took off before the other ones, and so we started to sunset those to pay more attention to Rooster Teeth. Right, we didn't have time for any of those. Because we didn't have time. We even did a photo shoot for Price Puncher, remember?

We did, we had Price Puncher, we had Drunk Army, we had Wootwear, we had a bunch of other stuff that we were doing, I forgot about Austin Diggers, but that was a big one. Yeah, well, we were, I remember we, we were gonna map out like the cheapest places to get drinks any day that we could, any time. Like map all the happy hours for every bar.

Yeah. And so you could just go look and be like, I've only got $10. What's the most I can drink for $10 right now? At 4 p.m. on a Wednesday, where's the cheapest drink I can buy in Austin? And we were gonna, we were gonna map it exhaustively.

We went to, we went to a lot of like bunch of places. We're gonna make it an app for our website. We're gonna map it exhaustively. And we went to a lot of bunch of places. We're gonna make it an app or a website. You're gonna go apps back there, go to an app? Oh right, I'm thinking of the wrong here, but it would make a great app now. It would make a great app now.

So you should get back on that. That's the only time I played snakes. We would go to like weird bars. I miss her the year. That's the only time I ever went to that holiday in bar, like right there at Riverside. That's, I think about that holiday and the round one. I think about that one, I think about that night

every time I drive by there. Is you and me and I think Sarah was. Yeah, dude, that's weird. I had to make sure that was my first wife's name. Yeah, you and me and Sarah, I think, just sitting at that bar, thinking this is the worst place on earth we can't ever come back.

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Affiliates and deals, yeah. We had a whole. The cheapest ways to buy video games online. And it was like, the mascot was like a luchador named price punch, no, it was price puncher. And his sidekick was El Chippo. El Chippo, which was Jason. And they were fighting this sideprices.

It was high prices. We repurposed some of that into the old comics we did for the DVDs. The Griffin wrote. But yeah, price puncher was originally gonna be you and Jason was El Chippo and then Dan Godwin had a unitarred in here. It was high price. You were just gonna make money off of like affiliate links

direct to people to buy video games online. It was like ahead of our dumb time. All these weird, stupid little business ideas. We had just like constantly churning them out. Yeah, we had a ton of them. Was there one with like a monkey? You were talking about the monkey. I was telling you, I was talking about show me the monkey.

Show me the monkey, yeah. Yeah, we went to the Capitol. We were filming the Judge Judy thing the other day. And I was like, I don't think I've been to the Capitol since we did that show me judge Judy thing the other day. And I was like, I think I've been to the Capitol since you know We did that show me the monkey thing. Oh, yeah Get another the million I'm in the way cuz that was

That was after RT or during RT. Yeah, a combat. So I should pretty was real happy about that Yeah Hey, we focused we focused we eventually you, all those shirts just got thrown away. Yeah. They were under my house or under my ex house for a very long time. And I don't know. You still had it in there. She was like, there's a bunch of shirts under the house still.

And I was like, oh, there's not like 12 years old. And they've been sitting on the ground in Carver boxes. I didn't realize you still had it in you down there. I didn't realize I under the house. So I like task-grabbing it. Somebody to come to the thermal way. You didn't like have a look at them? No house. So I like task-rabbit, it's somebody to come and throw them away. You didn't like, have a look at them? No.

See what state they're in? Dude, I'll stay there in there in the state of like snakes and scorpions and all kinds of animals live in there. Gross. So. But I think if the quality merchandise that they had, to keep you going.

One of the first pieces, let's say the first piece of merch we ever made. It's right there. The truck gave us coffee mug. Oh. There's only about 25 of those in existence. I think we bought 25 or 50. That's about 50.

That's about five left. Yeah. And then we had drunk air of keychains too. Do you remember that? We didn't make those. Somebody gave them. Somebody sent them to us. I got one.

I got one. It was like a little space in between. When I was in England just now, well not just now, but the last time I was like a little space in the better guy. Yeah, when I was in England just now Well, not just now, but the last time I was there a few months ago I found the RVB hoodie that I bought but I've never wore it. It's like a brand new original RVB hoodie. Why didn't you wear it? Just never wore it was a black hoodie with the red are yeah, yeah, it's like pristine It was the very first hoodie was it it was a pullover, right?

Or was it a zip up? I think it has a zip. That's the first ones were first. First one's a pullover. So I can look at it. There's no one I have as a zip unless that's the second iteration. That was second. Second.

No, did. Still got an original caboose. Holding up. It was like, what are you were in that shirt and when you had like all the clone photos of you, was that that shirt? It's like a long time ago. God, you look so different back then.

I think in those pictures sometimes about how you kind of look like. You had longer hair and you were a lot skinnier and lengthier. Damn, she called you fat. Yeah. Thanks. Gavin's gained a lot of weight over the years. I called him fat today and he got mad about it. Why did you call him fat?

I ain't a donut. Gavin never eats candy or soda or anything. He's like the healthiest motherfucker. And he just added a blue, I was in a Q-100 helping film. I'm talking about, we were filming some H music stuff. I don't know why that's a secret. That's a wicked quick silver shit. And Gavin just announced the room he says,

he goes, oh my, get a donut. And everybody looked at him like, what the fuck? And I think I called you fatty and you go, oh no, fat, you're fat. That is what I said. You didn't send that to you. Did they get donuts for you guys this morning? No, Michael Brotterman.

Oh, very nice. Michael and Lindsay feed everybody breakfast like probably twice a week. I used to every now and then ring donuts in to our office. I'm in the wrong department. But only one person would ever say thank you. Who was it? Me, because I appreciate it. I was like, fuck this, I'm doing this anymore.

Aw. But she was saying thanks, she was polite. Yeah, nobody else was. I think it's dozens of donuts and collaches and shit. What if I got more people to say thank you? Would you do it again? Don't worry. I'm a very petty man, Barbara.

Where would you get donuts and collaches? S&H. S&H? Yeah. Oh, it's so good. We call it shit head. Shit head donuts. Love that place.

Yeah, we're really good. It's great. No, it's the only place I go to get collaches and donuts. They make my favorite collaches and awesome, I think. Yeah, I love it. the only place I go to get Kalachi dough. They make my favorite Kalachi's an awesome, I think. Yeah, I love it. It's like that soft dough. A lot of places use it to like firm dough. Yeah, I don't like, there's like that place,

that batch, like they're like, Oh yeah. It's like it's interesting once, but when you want a Kalachi, you just want like cheap bread and hot dogs. How long has that place been there? I just noticed it, it's been there a year and a half. Okay, I just noticed it like last month.

Yeah. They have a brisket, like they do like curlin barbecue brisket collachies with pickles. They're pretty good, but it's like after you eat it, you're like, this is good, but it's not a collachie. It's not what I want, you know. It's not vegan, can you do it anyway? All right, you're vegan though.

How's that going? Still vegan though. What? I remember how much fun you made of me when I went vegan way back in the day. I think I longer than you did begged me you were like a move to Puerto Rico And I'm gonna eat it all my favorite restaurants You're gonna be vegan and you're I don't want to go to dinner with anybody else and I'm gonna have to sit and you're gonna Watch cuz I knew you wasn't gonna last with you so you're just gonna be in a huge pain in the ass for no reason

And you were like so could you just not be vegan for one fucking week so that I can eat a hot sandwich or a marit or whatever. And that's why I stopped being vegan for you. You gotta go like, and then that was it. I prevented you from ever doing it. I just had bacon again and I was like, you're good. Are you and S are doing it together?

Yeah. I think what happened is you wanted to go vegan and you knew people would make fun of you. So you came up with this whole idea of like, I'm gonna try it out. I made fun of myself when I started. Nothing to make fun of. It's awesome.

Are you feeling better? I mean, that's, nah. So what, why are you doing it still? It's like, okay, so here's the problem. I know I'm gonna stop, right? Are you competitive?

And I'm competitive with myself. I'm gonna stop it. And I'm gonna eat something, whatever, meat or cheese or whatever. And then I'm gonna stop right? Are you competitive? And I'm competitive with myself. I'm gonna stop and I'm gonna eat something, whatever, meat or cheese or whatever. And then I'm gonna be like, yeah, I had a, like whatever, a three week long streak. I'm gonna see if I can go longer than that. And that's just what it's gonna be.

It's like, eventually I'll eat something and then I'll just try to beat the streak. So I'm just fucking myself over by going longer. How long have you gone? Two and a half weeks? Okay, I went two months. So if you can beat that. Oh well, what made you stop? I was just a guest. I had it. You wanna half weeks? Okay, I went two months. So you can beat that. Oh well, what made you stop?

What two months before I stopped like what made me start. Yeah. Oh Did I say that weird? No, I heard you wrong. I heard that you said what made you start Oh, when did you start? That's what you said. What happened in here? I've had a very long day. I've had a very, very long day. I've had one of those days where you're like,

ah, yeah. Really good. I think I just wanted to be healthier and didn't want to hurt animals and stuff. And you know, just like wanted to try it and see if I to hurt animals and stuff. You know, just wanted to try it and see if I felt better. Yeah. And I did at the time, I remember.

Lose weight and stuff. I wouldn't think I gave a shit about that back then. I wasn't, I was about what I weighed now. I don't think it's necessarily something you automatically lose weight doing anyway. Yeah. You ended up offsetting with a lot of carbs. I've done a lot of vegan people who don't eat well. Right. Yeah. You ended up off setting with a lot of carbs. I've done a lot of vegan. I've done a lot of vegan people who don't eat well.

Right. Cause it's like you're trying to compensate for the things you can't have by eating steppery. Yeah, I don't think I've lost a single pound. Like Chris, who's fucking pasta pass. Oh yeah, is that him over there? No, that's blank. That's blank.

Yeah. And Dutch. So we played a little bit of GTA today. We did. For a thing. For a thing that actually wasn't a video. But I feel like it was really good because it wasn't a video. Once again, it was like last night or Saturday, we played GTA games. We just, we played a game of offense defense today and it was the most fun we've all had

playing GTA in a really long time. It's a shame it wouldn't come out. And we're all sitting there talking about how, like, this could have been a video. Are you allowed to say what it's for? I guess we probably shouldn't. Okay. All right.

Yeah, I mean, it's fun. I've been playing in a lot of the outer worlds. We talked about that last week. God, I just have an awful in that last night. I got you to say an awful. Well, that was a little companion quest. You pick people up who sit on your ship throughout the game and they've just got this woman

who was like, oh, can we go and see my parents? Cause you gain access to this really rich place. I've played it. Yeah. So I went in there and I just murdered them right in front of her. Just to see if there was any dialogue for that. And there is, and she gets really mad and she leaves

Shot my mom in the head and I keep playing or did you reload a save I really and like Shot at dad with a flame throw and he just melted out of feet Let's escape his minute. It's not as not like what you did in real life It's like you could just go ape shit if you were especially when are, it gets stolen. That's true. It's very difficult. You're really sure. I like that game. I need to get back to it. I've been playing Call of Duty.

It's, I really liked, I'm still playing it. I really liked the outer world. But I had a thing where like I told you last week, like I got to a point where it's like, I'm gonna put it down and I'm gonna come back to it. It was really hard to pick it up and get and go back to it.

But then I picked it up and I was like, I'll fall out. This is really fun. I mean, it's really like like I want to keep playing I put hours and hours into it I discovered something in the last week about myself that I'm fascinated by which is I thought I didn't like video games anymore I thought I was kind of done with it because it's like a work thing and it's not a way to relax at home anymore Apparently I do like video games. I just was so fucking stuck on Jim's Law, that it, oh, so now it's 100%. After I 100% of Jim's Law, and I moved on,

I instantly found a desire to play video games again. So Jim's Law has been holding me back. For how long? How many years? Five years. God damn. Yeah, I've been playing it for almost five years. It's four years and 10 months. Andrew Pannon was telling me about this site where it tracks the longest gaps between achievements

in games. And apparently I could get pretty high on the leaderboard if I get another achievement in like Tomb Raider anniversary, except be like a 12 or 13 year gap between a year. I wanted to like that game when it came out. I just couldn't get into it. It, oh that's your completed thing. Oh fuck yeah, look at that. I just can get into it. It, oh, that's your complete thing.

Oh, fuck yeah, look at that. That's not easy to do. I do know how many people, like what percentage are players? I know. Andrew looked it up for me. I don't know how he knows, but he said less than 50 people in the world have 100% of that game. That's so less people that have been on top of Everest.

Yeah. So I'm more than 50. About 50 people that have sunk four or 500 hours. Yeah. So I'm more than 50 people that have sunk four or 500 hours into that. It'll probably weigh more than that. Maybe a thousand hours into that game. I just realized I missed, there's like seasonal stuff you can look at

in the Master Chief Collection. Like some of the maps have stuff that happens on certain days. I just realized I missed the Halloween one. Change your assistant block. Yeah, I don't wanna do that. That sounds like effort, they do. Only 536 people have been in space. So less people 536. That's a lot. That's a lot.

That's a lot. Three people have been in space than have 70 achievements in gyms of rights. Ten times as many people. So what you did in gyms of war is way more commendable than going to space. Thank you very much. Thank you. I'm sorry to give you the problem. I'm trying to just as much trade. In like three months, they'll update it again. I don't have to dive back in.

What's gonna happen is I'm gonna fuck myself because, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm not gonna play it for the next three months. And so I won't be building up whatever mechanic or whatever form of loot that I'm gonna need to get the next achievements. So I'll be like way behind the curve when they want to buy it achievements

No, no, they they let you spend money, but not in a useful way. Oh, okay Have you you have some money on that right? Oh hundreds and maybe maybe hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of them on that I don't want to say the thousand word, but I don't know it's been five years, but you don't know Providing entertainment. Yeah, but and apparently it was locking me out of enjoying all of the video games I've had so much fun playing games since I finished that game Called to be multiplayer awesome. I had no idea I Haven't played a college you to game in several years. It's good a new and modern warfare I've touched the campaign which I hear is pretty good, but just the multiplayer drop-in drop-out's great

Have you played smite anytime recently? It's been a while. I know, I used to. They just released the Ruby skins. On a sound? They're either about you or just did. I know they had an announcement video about it last week. I'm looking. That is so cool.

Yeah. That's, yeah. So, they're not actual characters in the game. They're just skins on existing characters, but they have the whole voice packs and stuff that we recorded. I wish we had done through the history of the company a better job of capturing every time a RuestriTV property was mentioned in a video game because it adds up. And I had a count for a while and it was like 22 or 23 video games that we'd been in as

Easter eggs or there was like a reference or whatever and I lost that And I would love to see it like we used to make videos about yeah, what was the game that you and Jack were in again red red dead red Redemption. Yeah, the new one comes out. Oh But they're like all kinds of little ways like do you what was that snowboarding game? SSX was a character griff sentence. Yeah, Tricky. SSX tricky. I think it was. Yeah. Yeah. The one that I was excited about was is it a spider achievement in the first year's award? The first year's award. Um, the really cool one we had a couple years ago, which is another new game that's out the new plans versus on these Garden Warfare, which is really fun. I need to get back to it.

The first one came out that was an achievement hunter Hunter Easter egg. It was just like a flyer that was on like gas stations next to other flyers about stuff. It was like Chivo Hunters and it was our logo. And then the second game came out and we looked for the Easter egg and there wasn't, we couldn't find one in there. And so in a video of us playing the game, we joked around about how the guy or lady that put us in the video game must have gotten fired for it. And then when the DLC for the game came out, he put another Easter egg in, or he or she put another Easter egg in,

and said, nope, still work here. So the fact that they responded to our Easter egg with another Easter egg, that was awesome. That's about that. The Hitman ones were good, because it was episodic. Right. Yeah, the episodic one meant that we were,

we made a reference in a game, and then in the same game that was a reference to that. Yeah. And then in Hitman 2, they don't talk about the puddle pile, they talk about us talking about the puddle pile, which is even deeper. But think about how like, how like, we're psychos for watching security cam footage

of people getting electrocuted and laughing at it. And they just owned up to it. Have you guys ever met anybody in the history of doing Red versus Blue and Ruse or Teeth who thought that Microsoft made a video game based off Red versus Blue and Roush Retease, who thought that Microsoft made a video game based off Red versus Blue? Ooh. I can't would have been.

Like they made Halo based off Red versus Blue. Like they thought, I don't think so. I doubt there's a person like this, but I wonder. I don't think so. I do remember being like, the one that we had for a little while when Gryffball got popular was people would come up to our booth at Comic Con or wherever we were and go like, because we had a Gryff Ball banner and they go, oh, Gryff Ball, I love that.

What's Red vs. Blue? Yeah. Oh. Who on the makers of Gryff Ball? Red vs. Blue. So always something to promote. Always something to do. Yeah.

Some of the chats said, holy shit, I used to pick that Griff Simmons character all the time, even before I knew what RT was. I'm gonna assume that was us. Yeah, we never got a fish for carnation. We never got a fish for carnation. They spelled Griff wrong, but it was like two of RBB. A lot of that stuff was happening in Dicland. It was probably a fan involved in the naming

of the characters. It's a pretty, it's a pretty overt. Yeah, Griff and Simmons. I mean, come on. I saw the dumbest product today. Like, it really makes me wonder what we as a society have become. Uh-oh. And what we're doing with our lives.

It's a, it was a mechanical spoon that you can attach to the side of a pot. So it'll stir whatever you're cooking. So you have to do it. It's just like a little arm with a spoon that goes around in a circle like this. So you can do something else and you don't have to stir your food. That's right next to it on Twitter.

What's that? You're just right next to it on Twitter. That's like one of the bullshit inventions that Billy's dad and Grimlin's would have made He'd be generally the country trying to sell That's like those moccas ash tray and the cell Stummy, oh wow, it's what's called stir me Is it also a temperature gauge? Yeah. That's pretty cool.

No, it's not. The, uh, the Stir-Mate automatic stove top stir frees you from constant stirring in the kitchen. Some adjusting to any side of the pot. There it is. Rechargeable long battery life and quiet operation provides a perfect extra hand in the kitchen. I saw it and I was like, just stir your fucking pot. right off of each of our vices a perfect extra hand in the kitchen.

I saw it. I was like, just stir your fucking pot. Yeah. I mean, one of my one, nothing involves that much. I want to test it out. Eric bias one. That's the enthusiasm I like. It's like 60 bucks. What just stir? Is that at least come with its own batteries? Is it Bay? Yeah. How. What kind of batteries does he? I'll get one and Will test it. Thank you.

I remember it says like if you watch the commercial it says that like one charge last 12 hours of stirring. It's like what I think that's a joke in us in a sitcom, isn't it? Someone made a real one. Is it? It sounds like you said it sounds like something out of Gremlins, like a fucking shitty invention. That's something from Red Dwarf. There's more than one kind in the market. There's more than one kind? I'm like,

I have to look at that. It's a huge, I've been history a lot. There's a lot? I feel like there's a, I mean, a growing industry is just people's laziness. You can make so many products based off just that fact. You're just are lazy.

It's like you do something and you're like, I don't wanna do this. I need both hands for my phone. Sure, the last time you stood for more than like five minutes. Right, exactly. It's like stir the pasta. Speaking of cool lazy inventions, I saw the yard-cutting Roomba in the wild

for the first time the other day. I must have watched her for 20 minutes. I was going for a bike ride and then Emily saw it and she was like, look, that's one of those robot, one of the robot, like lawn mowing things. And we just stopped and watched it forever. How'd it work? It worked really, really, really charmed.

It was cutting the shit out of that yard. And I don't know what was stopping anybody from driving by and picking it up and just fucking throwing the back of their car and driving away with it. Grass go. Where does the grass go? I don't, I didn't see a grass path.

It's like the size of a room, but right? It's pretty, it's about three times size of a room. Oh, okay. Never mind. Let's see, introducing the Terra T7 robot mower. How much is it? I'm gonna guess eight. Can you buy it?

Can you buy it with like a dummy of a man attached to it so no one tries to steal it? Oh, it's not out. Yeah, available for sale in Germany as a beta program in the US in 2019. Yeah, this one's definitely out in for sale. I'm trying to find out how much I think it might be a i-robot one. Yeah, this one's an i-robot.

What if I just put my normal Rumba out in my grass? You can try it. Some clean grass. Have you seen, there's a commercial now for a new, I don't understand how this works. There's a commercial for a new Rumba type product. Like, it's not Rumba, it's a different brand. And on the commercial, they show that like the Rumba

goes like this and theirs is better cause it goes just straight lines up and down. But then it docs and there's a trash can attached to the doc and then itself dumps its own trash. I think some of the, how do you dump your trash up? Some of the Iroh bots do that. Does it like vacuum? So there's a vacuum at the top of the,

or maybe it just goes from stuff to blow. It just goes, yeah. Until it doesn't even fucking connect completely or it gets bumped by the cat. It's when it's Docs it might. Yeah, I don't know. Gravity, like I saw the commercial and I just every time I look at it I think like how the fuck?

Well, that's why you don't make robot vacuum. I guess that's true. Not yet. Everybody owns one of those, one of the different not-I-Robot ones. I'd love to know how your how the trash collection works. Is there a little star mate for like a cup of tea? Robo though, $600 from lows. That's what it is. $600 bucks. Yeah. I guess.

But how much is it loan? Yeah, how much is like a couple hundred bucks? So it's more, it's probably more than a lawn mower. Well, Leon, Leonidas XIX asks how I bike in summer in Texas, like only during dawn and dusk. Well, the daytime moment work.. But yeah, yeah, it's like 110 degrees and you just get used to it. It sucks. It sucks terrible.

It's good exercise though, he's sweat a lot. Yeah. I'd rather bike when it's 110 degrees outside than when it's 50 degrees outside. It could be awesome when it's 50. It's so cold. It's so cold. It's so cold.

I used to bike to school with that long hair and I had bicycles. They just melt over me while I was in the first class of the day. Jesus. It's cold, man. Cold winter. It's colder than 50, it sounds like. I was just in London the other week and it was cold and raining the entire time we

were there. This is, I think, what to expect. I've looked out every other time I've been in London with like a really good weather. And this time they just decided to be London about it. It's great. I recorded the storm. Thank you. Thank you. What size? It'll be your pot size, I guess. Nice. 420. I think they're easily adjustable to any size pot if you believe they're proper use it for extra life I It's our thing. No, I'm okay. Yeah, I'm not defeated my I was in the

In my yard all day yesterday my throat's almost up Can you buy a robot mode as well? That's like I can't I have to get approval. I Prove it That works could I approve it. Here's the approval. It's not how that works. Could Jeff approve it? I approve it. No. Well, we'll just keep saying it. We were kind of an asshole on an email

throughout the other day. Where are we? I'm dreaming for real. Eric said, Oh, it's pointless. Eric said an email out about scheduling something to release. And he just included you and I for visibility.

And you and I just kept replying back and forth that we approved it. You were a pliable to release. And he just included you and I for visibility. And you and I just kept replying back and forth that we approved it. You reply all to it. It just like sounds good to me. And then Jeff was like, what Gus said? Just do it. So we just kept going back. So everyone who actually made it to respond just was flooded with your replies. They got to get seven or eight responses from us. That was Barbara, you were on that email for it. Yeah. I tend to ignore a lot of emails I get now. Oh, cool. Thank you. Yeah, just trying to make things happen.

You know how it is? Creative director life. Oh, other things like that happen. In all seriousness though, Eric, I approve that purchase. I just looked at the last response to that email thread. So I guess I just missed all of your back and forth. It was pretty, it was pretty ripping. It was a lot of the auto suggested replies from.

Oh, that's good to me. You're so excited. Did I approve it? Yeah, you said so. Looking forward to it. Oh, yeah. You even responded to someone else who responded with one of those generic responses. Sounds good to me.

Guss Rull. I love those. Thumbs up. Yeah, we were talking about that Air Disaster podcast pilot. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think we're good. I think we might release it next week. I'm excited for it. I am too. only right audio only. Yeah. Yeah, I got it slated for the site Monday

First member only Yes, does it have the part about your dick in it? It does not the cook. I can't Jeff the outtake We can leave it in it's funny, but I was like probably not the right talent for the fucking show Not definitely not the right tone for the fucking show. No, definitely not the right tone for the show. That's like the first five minutes, too. You're talking about your dick. I was talking about my dick. That's from that. It's not the kind of part.

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And you also like what, us weekly? No. No, who weekly? Who weekly? That's the one, sorry. Yeah, absolutely, good form, Bill Thorne. You get like all your TV shows. We've been doing belong on balloons.

Yeah, I understand what that means, but it means a lot. I'm balloon. Scargiel, you help me pop. They just sign off that people, it's something. You're not saying real English words right now. I am saying real stuff.

But you're getting all your different type of content through podcasts, like you get your reality TV through that. You get your, I guess, like true crime. True crime, super into. I still listen to the car talk every week, listen to the classics they put on new and every week. Still awesome.

We still listen to those on the radio all the time. We used to listen to them when we would go drunk sailing because car talk would air at 8 a.m. on Saturdays. And that was the only way I could listen to car talk was to get up at 8 a.m. on Saturdays, my favorite radio program. And so that actually, I never talked about it, but that was one of the reasons I was okay getting up

at seven in the morning. I'll hung over with you. Was it I could listen to Cartaclid driver? Did you listen the last week's good morning from Hell podcast? I have not listened to it yet. Oh, I think you'd like it. Episode three.

Episode three. I've only heard the first two. Oh, you sure? I listened to episode three. That is, are you in that one? Sure I am. I've been episode four. Are you?

Yeah. I already recorded it. It's not episode four, but am I'm an episode four are you yeah I already already recorded it it's not episode four but I'm an episode something yeah yeah the one episode for just came out today and had James and Elise oh I'm not an Eric right yeah yeah yeah yeah okay why are you so sad no I just said it's not I'm not don't focus on it's point all right is that I can only smile me the more you smile the more you believe it. We're even Izzy, though. He's like in the corner. He's talking to Eric. It's just the soundboard. That's true.

Who knows anymore at this point. But yeah, I think you can enjoy it. Got gamble on it. I know. I got to listen to it. Gus loves gamble. I love gamble. I mean, time I hear your gamble voice that makes me laugh.

I don't know why. It's so dumb. I just like finding the things that tickle Gus and then doing them repeatedly until everyone else is annoyed by them. That's the best. It's like replying to an email chain over and over at Nauseum until people regret ever see seeing you. Sounds good to me. Guys, sounds good to me. Thumbs up. I saw this crazy story. I don't know how often this happens. I saw, like, maybe it's a sad story. Yeah, it's a sad story. Someone died. Um, did they die in a hilarious way?

Hunter dies after deer he was hunting recovers from gunshot and attacks. That's revenge. Okay. Arkansas hunter Thomas Alexander's believed to have been killed by the very deer he was hunting. Yikes. The authority suspected after being shot, the animal got up as the man approached and attacked him.

Sort of just something on the head until he was dead. They have atlers. Yeah, but I mean, how does that kill you? Do they skew it in through the heart or something? Yeah, they rip you apart when the antlers did. They've never seen some of those like, how are photos of like, deer's with just like viscera and gore like dripping off of like no you ever seen what you ever seen what a like a deal do to a car Oh

I just get I didn't think of it as equal to like a bull which has shop like it. There's nothing shop about Antlers usually that just the tip Not like ivory. What? Is ivory sharper? Yeah. An antler? An antler?

Is sharp enough and sturdy enough, and there's enough of them on a deer in a, it's like a mace on a fucking 800 pound animal that's running out and as fast as it can go But it's more of just like a blunt impact, isn't it? I didn't like cut your head off No, I don't think it's gonna saw your head out off like Razer blades like you would saw I have to saw through me with dental floss and cut their kitchen or anything

But I think it's still fuck you up. I did with dental floss. I'll floss the antlers would be that would be the lethal animal I'd be like some hitman thing I think it comes up behind you It's cool to be in resident evil Yeah, so terrible terrible tragedy. I used to hunt a lot, you know when I was younger and I kind of imagine I've never encountered a situation like that where A deer would get back up. Do you feel like it would be deserved? I mean, you tried to kill it. Yeah, I tried to kill you now. It's got to be better. Will you go and do you help with that?

You good? All right, you're good. Yeah, no, I kind of imagine ever having encountered a situation like that. Like, you know, sometimes where you would shoot a deer and you know, it's maybe not fully dead yet, but not enough to the point where it's gonna get back up. Yeah. Reminds me of living with yourself kind of don't spoil anything. It's a good show.

Yeah. Check out the first episode. I feel like there's so much going on now. I feel like it's something we've always complained about, but it's only getting worse, right? Especially now, not only Netflix, but Apple TV Plus, Disney Plus, the HBO one coming out next year. It's just so much different shit you can possibly watch. You know what it is, it's cable, but we have to pay for 400 different fucking cables now. Yeah. I mean, I pay for Hulu, Amazon, Netflix.

But Amazon thing, you get free because you have prime. Yeah, but still. You still pay for it. If I didn't have prime, I'd still pay for it. I mean, I'm still paying for it in essence. It's now the time we pause and say thank you to everyone watching our content right now. You've bruised the TV.

So much to choose from. Thank you for being here right now. Plus the Apple and it's a ton of subscription services. And I just saw there's a show coming out on stars I wanna watch and I gotta figure out if I wanna fucking pay for stars to watch it. Which one was it? It's called Dublin Murders.

It's based on this series of novels by Tana Frinch, called the Dublin Murders Quad. It's like procedural crime dramas, and it's very serious and very good. And it's my favorite author right now. And so it's books based on that. Kind of like how they did a very similar thing with the Robert Galbraith novels called Strike,

which is on BBC UK, I guess Similar kind of show like just private investigator solving crimes except in double murder squad Like each book is a different detective from the double murder squad trying to solve a fucked up really well written case So it's like SVU. Yeah, but like better like a like a more serious SVU, I guess, we're grounded in reality and less in pop culture and. Like how like how SVU started, I feel like that show kind of more kind of. Yeah. Yeah. That's how long has that show been on?

That was like, that was a show that was not originally a lot of. Or just on lawn or I think so. I feel like that was a show that was not originally a lot of order show on or I think so let me look. I feel like that was a show that was not originally a lot of order show like they wanted to make it and then they just ended up putting it like a lot of order putting in the lot of order universe. Hey, Losers coming to show time. That's true. Yeah, it is just crazy though because now I find myself looking like how do I keep track of all this stuff? I have to have this app on my phone called Watchlist where I add in all the shows I want to watch so I can just look like, how do I keep track of all this stuff? I have to have this app on my phone called Watchlist where I add in all the shows I wanna watch

so I can just look at it and show and go, okay, here are the two places I can watch it in three places. You can check list. Yeah, you can check list. And you realize this was so much easier when I just paid one bill to the fucking cable company and I bitched about how I wanted it.

I want an Alacart viewing. Now I have it and it's a nightmare to keep up with. Well, it's because you're paying different amounts for different things. Like if you had just had your cable bill, it's like, well, I don't want that channel, I don't want that channel, this is the channel I want. That would have been easier.

And I'm still paying for cable. Yeah. There's so much to watch. And also sometimes, never anything to watch. Like, you know, when you're scrolling on all these apps for hours on end, and you're just like, well, I guess I'll just watch more of this baking show instead,

because I figured out. It's the thing I was saying earlier about like TV paralysis. Like there's so many, you're paralyzed by options. Yeah. And like when you have too much to choose from, nothing looks good. Yeah. Nothing stands out more than the other thing. Or like you're like, I don't know if I'm in the right mood to watch this tonight or

get into this right now. Like especially starting a new show is daunting. Yeah, that's the thing is like, I don't know if I have the time commitment to get into it. That's why I'm really appreciative of new shows that are like the 25 to 30 minute range. That's why I was able to jump into living with yourself. Yeah, exactly. I was like, okay, that doesn't seem as daunting to watch three episodes. In the same time, you can watch one. If you like, you could binge a lot quicker and a lot easier. But like, that's stopping me from watchmen. I saw the episodes are with our each or so.

Yeah, same. It looks serious and like it would require full attention for an hour and I find myself not being in a position to devote that kind of time. Sorry, Alton. And hopefully you kind of remember the graphic novel or you've read it before you. I've read watchmen like 10 times. I would recommend.

Really, someone said that it does not necessary for watching the show. Starting with last night's episode, I think they're really moving that it helps. Watch the first two episodes, I was like, okay, it's kind of in the same universe. Last night it was like, oh, now they're talking about people from the original.

Gotcha. Watchmen is considered kind of universally considered to be the best comic book ever written. It's really good. Watchmen are a miracle man. It's still a lot of schools to the top, but it's watchmen is great. It's great It's definitely I have no idea if the show's good I wasn't crazy about the movie although it was terrible, but the book is definitely worth reading

Really well, I read the book before the series started. Have it. Yeah, I have multiple I give it I give it out to people it's like when people tell me they're interested in comic books I give them watcher. Yeah, absolutely. I'll bring it to you. Thank you. I reread the book before the series started and I hadn't read it. I only read the book once before. I read it before the movie came out and I remember hating the ending of the book and I reread it before the series started and I was like, oh, it's not, it's actually fine. It's not as bad as I thought.

I think maybe I just missed something the first time or it's like, so is the book ending different to the movie ending? Yes. What did they change? It's for DC universe. I pay for that too. Damn. Do you care?

I mean, it's, I guess it's an old spoiler, but in the movie, Ozzy Mandias is setting up like a nuclear catastrophe, like nuclear attack. In the book, he creates life. He creates like this alien looking squid thing and then teleports it to New York and then it dies and it explodes in a way that like it's brain lets off this energy that kills like 3 million people. Is it the same energy as Dr. Manhattan? No.

So they don't blame Dr. Manhattan in the comment? No. But by that point, yeah, I wouldn't the attack attack happens to Dr. Manhattan when he just leaves anyway. He's off world at that point, I think. When he comes back, they, you remember they have their show down and then he's like, oh, you're right, this is the best for the end.

I'm gonna go to another solar system. He's like, boop, he's gone. Because in the, in the movie, Aussie Mani, this is the bad guy, but he does save the world. So in the book, you could argue also, it's the same thing. Okay, yeah. And Dr. Manhattan is even like, yeah, if I play, yeah, play me and I'll just

sit on moss. The best part about Watchmen 2 isn't even that story. It's the sub story that the kid reads at the news paper stand, Tales of the Black Frater, which is the best written thing I've ever read my story. It's so good. And I read that over and over again. And some people don't like that. Those people are stupid. Kelser Black Friday is so fucking fantastically written and so creepy and so cool. And it's based on that thing I'm obsessed with,

the pirate Ginny and the German three-pinnie opera that Brett, I think it was Brett, did in the, anyway, it's a whole thing. It's also where, uh, Nack the Knife came from. It's a part, it's like this, it's like this trio of operatic stories about German industrialization and being a poor person in Germany

at the time of the century. Anyway, tell us in the back if I could have came from that and this fucking, oh, I love it. It's really good. Really good. Now they don't have any of that in the movie. No, they cut all of that.

That's the right to cut. I was it, okay. Like the, uh, Gerab Butler animated bit. But it's just like, it's just like animated, oh, over, yeah, I watched that. Yeah, and like all of his crewmates are exploding and shit. Yeah.

It's pretty dark. It's pretty gruesome animation. Yeah. I like, yeah, it's good. I like the story arc for that character. It's like, there's no, there's no redemption, right? It's just like your descent into the thing you fear.

Mm-hmm. Good. I'll watch the show. I don't know. After I'm done with 120 episodes of Midsomer Mothers. How far are you right now? 120, I'm sorry. I just forced the second one.

You're on your way. You said you watch it like on, would you say like, Brit TV or Britbox? Brit Box? Is that just another service? Yeah, it's like six bucks a month. There's also my nickname in it. I can watch it. That's weird too, because like,

Forquid, Brit Box was your nickname in my high school. It's weird because some, a lot of, I don't understand what works, but a lot of that stuff from Brit Box is going to be on HBO Max, but then other stuff isn't. Right? So you still have to have both if you want all of it. I don't understand quite how it works. I haven't really looked to HBO Max. They had their big unveiling last week.

Is it out now? No, it comes out in me. That's soon. I wanna see me, yeah. Britbox, HBO Max. So why is like, John Oliver doing ads for it and stuff? Is he doing ads? For HBO Max. He's doing like, suck ass, because he always, like, you should have some.

Well, it's just because of the parent company. Parent company. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's coming. It's coming. I think they just announced last week that it's coming out in May. Okay. Like, that's when they finally started releasing some details about it. Do you watch last week tonight? Sometimes. Did you see the one about immigration? Yes. I think we's when they finally started releasing some details about it. Too much last week tonight. Sometimes. Did you see the one about immigration? Yes.

I think we got about it. A really good one. Was that like three weeks ago? Something like that, maybe four. They're about to go on break, aren't they? Don't they always go on break right after an election? They have one episode and they're like, all right, see you in February.

Oh, I don't know, do they? Yeah, because I remember that happened after the 2016 election, after Trump won, They're like, all right, well, we'll see you in February by. Yeah. Do everything he described in that immigration was so spot on. It's also so... Him and I were on the same visa too.

So everything he was describing, but having to go about the embassy and all that stuff and being worried that they wouldn't, it was this like I've been exactly through all of that stuff. Yeah. I still remember when we were waiting to hear if you even got your visa or not. and all that stuff and being worried that they wouldn't, it was this like, I've been exactly through all of that stuff. Yeah. I still remember when we were waiting to hear if you even got your visa or not, we were waiting for you to get approved. Refreshing the website like every five minutes.

Cause it said it would take two weeks and like four weeks and it was still pending. I was like, what's my year gonna look like? That's probably the best show on TV that I forget to watch. Last week's your night. Yeah. That's a show that I was not at all interested in

when they first launched it. I was. I was like, I don't, I don't care about this. And then like I would see like clips posted online and it's like, oh, this seems like it's actually pretty good. I remember being so bummed when John Stewart went on break to direct that movie.

And then John Oliver was instantly like, I don't wanna say better than John Stewart, but he had a new word energy. And he was just like, it was a different show, but it was awesome. And then I was like, I don't want John Stewart to come back door, but he had a newer energy and he was just like, it was a different show, but it was awesome. And then I was like, I don't want John's door to come back. I just want this show to continue. So then when they announced it, I was super, super excited.

But I can't remember to watch it on Sunday nights. And then by Tuesday, it's like, well, I missed it. I'll watch it next time. You should have. I should, I should. But it's one of those things where it's like, I won't watch it if I don't watch it live. Like I don't watch the news.

I don't watch replays of the news. They upload the whole thing to YouTube. So why don't you just like subscribe? They're playing a bit. Yeah, they're pretty interesting stuff. I guess that's true. Could you just like subscribe to it and like, I don't know if you can just remember to watch it too.

I have HBO. I just, it's like, if I don't watch it Sunday, I won't watch it again. I'll just think, I'll just watch it next week's episode because it's already old news now, which is dumb and a stupid way to look at it. But that's, I mean, some of it's with my brain works. Yeah, some of it's time. Most likely they did one about voting machines and all that stuff.

I think also the one about immigration's pretty evergreen. It's also like, you know, I'm the world, I'm one of the world's biggest Howard Stern fans, but I won't listen to old episodes of Howard. I won't listen to yesterday's episode of Howard. I can only listen to today on. I know, I know it's dumb. I'll listen to moments, like crazy moments,

but if it happened last week, it's like too far in the, in the tail lights. But like, you don't have a problem listening to Richard identified beer with his anus. No. Because that's seven degrees. That's great. That's seven brown.

That's eight will agree. Was it able to?. Oh, was able to Yeah, he got five out of six fucking beers correct. No, yeah Get the guests like the bram. Yeah, they get the brand in flavor. They would pull them into his asshole And he'd be like, oh, it's like some bubbly nutty texture to that He's like, I think that's the banana bear Can't that kill you? Yeah, he's doing enough because it doesn't go through your stomach.

Right. It's because you're blood. That's how a lot of people who are in a really bad way will get drunk. I heard something about, I don't know if it's a myth or not, women soaking tampons in alcohol and shivering up their orfaces. You can say the orifice when you're just at tampons. I don't know if it was butthole or the orifice. When you already said tampons, it's pretty clear. I don't know if it was butthole or vagina or both.

Why would you put a tampon on your butt? To say what the same reason you put alcohol on your butt, it has the alcohol on it. There was something I read an article about, I think it was a college frat party in Maryland where there was so much liquor being drank at the party that the air inside the house tested on the breathalyzer The house can drive I don't think it was like I don't think the air in the house above the legal They just breathing and it's like like opening beers and Breathing and all right, it's like like opening beers and Per like a lack of inhalation. What if it's flammable the oh the ambient air-red shirt 0.01 so like barely registered Still though the fact that registered all is pretty hilarious. Do you watch yep? Yeah, you guys like we're saying you watched John Oliver Do you watch Trevor Noah's daily shows all no, I don't you know?

I hear good things. I watch it from time to time. It's really good. It's very different from what it used to be. He's a really funny dude. Yeah. Which I've never known. Like a really funny dude.

I love that accent too. Yeah. South African, right? Mm-hmm. It's interesting. I hear that like the daily show is bigger globally than it ever was now because he's an international star. He's so big everywhere that the daily shows become

like an international sensation in a way that it never was now because he's an international star. He's so big everywhere that the Daily Shows become like an international sensation in a way that it never was with John Stewart. Which is funny because John Oliver says no one knows who the fuck he is in the UK. I can totally corroborate that. Gavin and I got into an argument one time. Obviously I didn't know who he was. There was some English, some American person

on TV in England, and I was like, who the fuck is that? And Gavin's like, how do you not know who this person is? Do you remember who it was? Who was it? It was Ruby Wax. Who? Ruby Wax. She was like a England's American.

Ruby Wax, never fucking hard of her. And I was like, do you guys have a lot of American people on TV in England that we've never heard of here? And he was like, he was like, yeah, you just don't know much about your culture. Like, there would never be a person on a British person on TV in America that I've never heard of.

And I go, oh, really? And he goes, I guarantee you I can find one in two seconds. And he's like, you can't do it. I know him all. I showed John Oliver and he goes, who the fuck is that? And then after realizing who John Oliver is, if you go back and watch just like crappy channel four sitcoms,

he's in all of them. It's like a guy that the main character bumps into in the car park. He's like, no, it pulls like some extra. He's just some dude. I've known who Ruby waxes. I just look good. I had never heard of her either.

Yeah. I wasn't even sure if it was a lady or a, I didn't even remember. Well, first you asked me, because we were in England at one point, and you were like, who is this person who's on every TV show and every commercial? And before you even finished the sentence,

I was like, Richard Hammond, because he was the guy who did wipe out and top gear on this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when you were in town, we saw him on five things in a row, for some reason. That was the trip where you tricked me into thinking

that you had to give tattoos and suits. And I believe that you got to what? In the UK. It convinced me. Very, very, very well did a great job of convincing me that you, it was a law in England that to give a tattoo you had to wear a three piece. Because we were watching something

where someone was doing it a suit. And you're like, why is he in a suit? I was like, well, I said, well, you go to give a tattoo, if you don't try to give a tattoo you had to wear a three piece. Because we were watching something where someone was doing it a suit. And you're like, why is he in his suit? I was like, what's illegal to give a tattoo if you know. I'm fucking. He only went for it. He got really annoyed. You were like, how does he like, how's he have the deck sterile? He's doing all this stuff.

He surely catches his coughs on his stomach. And I was just cracking up. He's like, why did you figure out I wasn't true? He's for like five minutes later. Oh, okay. I feel fucking drunk. I like the idea? It's for like five minutes later. Okay, I feel fucking broke. I like the idea of you want to attach to a parlor. It's like, why is nobody in suits here?

I'm gonna report you to the conference hall. Like Jackie can't get your fucking Tetris piece here. This place is not the sanctioned. It's front and illegal operation. I guess we're at a t-shirt. If you could convince there's something like, if you want to be a tattoo artist, you cannot have any tattoos yourself

Well, I used to mess with you a lot more. I used to mess with you a lot more. Yeah, I was better than you were No, I was pretty good. I got you a few times. You have a few times My favorite time I probably already told on the podcast But it was when we were both in your living room on Xbox Live and we were talking to someone in the community with some some girl Who I knew and you kind of knew as well and we were talked around the headsets But I was secretly muting my headset so so we'd be playing like grow or something and I'd be like all right Follow me through here and I'd mute and be like you dumb slut and Jeff would be like But I he she she never heard it

So I just like, add all this stuff to the end of my sentence. He's like, why are you being so mean to it? You didn't know it's you. That went on for like 10 minutes. It did. That's such a tame.

That's the level of pranks that we used to play in the show. You don't wanna hurt anyone. Yeah. Yeah, you guys, I feel like you did a lot worse. It was a lot of love in our pranks. Yeah. How many times do you see Jeff stick, do you think?

A bunch. Probably couldn't even count. Maybe four, four, five, yeah. Damn. We were speaking of old pranks and old stories. I've been working with Eric. We've been trying to think up like segments that things we could do on the podcast.

Well, I got one with a robot fucking lawnmower that's great. Well, somewhat related to that, I remember knife car. I just had him write down knife car on the list of things to do. It's from Sundance. What is it? I remember the name. We stayed at that condo. Remember we went to Sundance. We stayed with all of the people.

That was where Jason got the red face. Yeah. No, no, no, no. This is when we went and this is when I got really, this is when I peed on the snowman. I didn't go that year. I didn't go that year. How?

Was it, could I guess? Yeah. Was it like a remote control car that you guys attached to knife too? And really? And you had to walk around the house with no shoes. Come on. He has to be careful because now he's going to be anywhere.

And that's the segment he had to be right down for. He's like, what's the segment out of that? I don't know. It was like, you're just right down the knife car. We'll figure it out. We can't wear shoes on the podcast anymore. Yeah, you just always got to be careful. I've always been back and forth.

There's a car somewhere with a knife that's going to give you hepatitis. You know how some people are really into feet. Like sexually, they want to like jack off on feet or smell feet and jack off or look at a foot and jack off or touch a foot and jack off. We get the idea. Jack off with a foot or whatever.

I'm the opposite of that. I don't ever want to see anybody's feet ever. I don't want to see your feet. Don't do it. I'll throw up. You're throwing feet. I have great feet. You're going to say 100 feet.

I have great feet. I have great feet. But I don't one. Five stars. I have five stars. When we worked at the call center, I was he had sent a flip flops. I was sitting down. I was on the phone. I do not like green eggs and ham. Before I was in a managerial position, I was sitting next to someone who was also on the phone, taking calls. And for some reason, neither of us was on a call at any time at that time.

And the person sitting next to me just turns to me very calmly. He's like, there's nothing wrong with feet, right? And I was like, no, I guess not. And he's like, like, a girl's foot, like, that's cute, right? Like, women's feet, there's, you know, there's nothing wrong with liking that. And I was like, no, I guess not. He's like, yeah, I mean, it's just totally normal, right?

I mean, I mean, I mean, probably people don't want to say their name, but do I, do you just totally normal right? I mean who I mean probably can't Don't want to say their name, but do I do you remember who was I remember exactly who it was you I know Can you get me some context I was like um I gotta go Was it a hippie I'll text you okay I'm not saying this either I could I, I mean, that'll begrudge anybody who wants to jack off on a foot or like suck on a foot and jack off or like, you know, I just used,

when we, like, I'm not into it. Ben would come and stay and he would just walk in the front door and like both of his socks would be off. Oh, why Ben? When I think about Ben, I think about Eminem rappers and rolled up socks. What about pizza boxes? That was after me.

That was his Jack day. Rolled up socks. It was his camera's right. He would take out the back shoes. And it socks, and there were somehow he had nine socks on the ground. Dude, my socks are the last thing I come off every day. My shoes don't come off until I'm ready to go to bed.

Really? Get your shoes off when you go out. Steaky feet. No, I mean like the bonds of your shoes. Like you like around? Yeah, I take shoes off just because it's, if I've used the bathroom here, I'm just traipsing feces or whatever.

Also, it's nice to be like without shoes in your own house and stuff like that. More comfortable. I like shoes. I like the comfort of shoes. Like my feet are protected. Like how flut are my- Like some house slippers.

I do that sometimes I'll wear, when I think about it, but I'll wear these. She's til 10 o'clock tonight probably. Yeah, see where I'm in the bedroom. No, but I won't go to the bedroom until it's time to go to bed. I put on pajamas the first thing when I get home. Like I won't be wearing actual like day clothes in five minutes of being home.

I don't know why. Maybe it's a holdover from the army. Like one of those things that gets stuck in you that you just can't reprogram, but I feel like I have to be ready to go at all times. Like, it makes total sense. Like, I feel like I need to be like, I just grab my keys and go.

Like, if whatever happens, I'm ready to go. At any point in time, I don't have to like get ready. You're also a dad, so I don't know if that's the same thing. I mean, it's always been that way. I think it probably is from the army. Like it probably is one of those things where you just like, you're in the same place. You're in the same place, but where you held a fork.

So, you should be able to untrain the. That's true. How do you hold a fork? Like a caveman. You hold it like this. Like the fork was in here and the tides were straight up and he would eat like he was shoveling it into his mouth. You don't have a big staring. When you get home, Jeff, tonight,

I want you to take your shoes off. I'll try. I'll try to remember. I have to say, eating is different for a left hand of people. It's a whole, the whole, the world's not aligned for us. So could you play Xbox on the stick like that? Instead of using your thumb? Yeah.

How would you do? How does that work? From all your years of forking that way. Do you think a fork's not, like using a Xbox controller? I mean, if you've got the deck sterile? It's using a fork not like using a next box control. You've got the dexterity So it's not a one-to-one comparison dude. I'm in this a stretch It's a video there. He's a requires a lot of dexterity to eat like this It's no deal is it precision in forking Especially if you want to like get all the ideas this is less precise than this

less precise than this. Yeah. Oh, weirdo. No, I don't know, man. It seems like this is very basic, the way you held it. It reminded you of like a caveman. Like you just, that's what you used to call me. Yeah, you and Bernie and George, you always make fun of me at T and I lunch just for it.

That's why I stopped. I was like, fine, I'll learn how to do it the right way. Oh, are we getting a to do it the right way. Oh, are we getting a fork in a knife right now? At Super Salad. We always eat at Super Salad. You guys would always make fun of the Super Salad. And first, fuck it, first of all, it's gross.

Yeah. Why are you giving me this stuff? You can, dexterity. You could practice. Good dexterity. So it's like this or like this? Cause Michael says these. No way.

This way. And then upside down. No, come on. You make your like, what's your problem? I'm also left handed. So this is like my down in the hand. So I still will eat like this a lot.

And then I'm like, all right, I gotta do this. But yeah, just. How do you cut your food? Like this So you hold the fork I use my fork. I use the fork to hold it Uh-huh, and then I cut with my right hand and then when you eat was pick up the food, okay, that's normal or like this It's the English way I've done it

See I always do the thing I cut it and then I switch hands for you. I do that too What you what how do you do again? I cut just like that and cut it and then I switch hands for the fork. Do you do that too? What, how do you do again? I cut just like that and then I switch to my other hand for the fork because I'm right hand. See, that's what's wrong with being a right-handed person. Yeah, that's the downside. Left hand to people we can eat, each hand is just as important as the other.

Like for a right-handed person, when you eat most right-handed people, your left hand is a placeholder and it's useless. You got to do all the action on the work in your right hand. You're wearing your right hand out, eating when you're not evenly distributed in the workload to both hands. Left hand to people, we have it hard. We learn from an early age to do as much as you can

with both hands. I need to demo for the English audience. So not even line Americans eat like this, the right hand of ones. Well, that is so stupid. Yeah, that's not quite that awkward. That is so stupid. Nothing, nothing.

That's how you say. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I'm saying you're making us look worse. All right, you do it. True, right-handed Americans. Is this your chocolate bar? Yeah. Is this vegan?

I don't know. Why don't you feed it to Gavin after cutting it? Have you had any slip ups at all? No. Not even like you found out after we're... What are you, how are you cutting it? You focus backwards. Yeah.

Right. I'm a performing society. Oh, of course. I'm worried that this is too hard to cut, it's nice. I'm like moves. You're also... Thanks dad How are you? How are you cutting this? This isn't gonna work

That's because you're holding it weird. Why are you holding it like that? This isn't gonna work But that bars too hard for a People saying Jeff's right. I don't know what I'm right about but I agree And just right. I don't know what I'm right about, but I agree. Yeah, you can't cut it, but you're holding a fork like. Just crunch. I don't wanna do it anymore. Apparently it's like a-

It's all a cutable knife. I'm gonna keep saying, normally, this animal keeps trying. Apparently it's like a politeness thing, like in America, you're supposed to swap the hands and it's rude if you don't. Yeah. But for me, I was just taught to just eat

because I've already got the food on the fork, but here it's rude. Gotta keep it classy. I'm not normally a... Another fancy dinner party we're going to. I found out. I found out before we in the spa guest, I just wanna say, I found out recently

that you're vegan, that you were trying it. I just wanna say, Gus, that I think it's really cool. No jokes or anything, I think it's awesome. I really, like, Why do you say that? It's first off, it's better for the fucking environment and it's better for the world And for somebody who wanted to burn the planet down with him when he died I don't know I wanted the plan to burn down the date after I died I just think that you are a very socially conscious responsible person and I appreciate it

I think and I'm not making a joke at all. I'm not being silly. I got old. Do you like the environment anymore? He doesn't like a fucking car dude I'm not making a joke at all, I'm not being silly. I got old. Do you have a fireman anymore? He doesn't like a fucking car, dude. It's a second one, he had a hybrid first. You say it's very convenience, but that's a tough guy way to say it, but I think that you do give a shit. And I think that, like, I do think that being vegan

is fucking super responsible, especially with the problems that we have ahead of us in climate change. And I just think it's great. I was so happy and excited to hear that I change. And I just think it's great. I was so happy and excited to hear that I'm not, I don't wanna do it. Let's get a vegan lunch tomorrow.

Okay, okay, where do you get, what do you get for a vegan lunch? I hate mothers. Mothers is okay. I don't like it. Have you been to citizen eatery? No, I've never heard of that. It's pretty good, it's over on Burnett.

Okay. Okay, vegan lunch. I can't do it tomorrow, but I'll go. So we'll go some time. Okay. All right, we'll strap this up. All right Thanks for watching everybody. What's your guys next week? Bye watch extra life Yeah baby! Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples?

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