Rooster Teeth Podcast - Batman’s Phone - #424

Episode Date: April 11, 2017

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Welcome to the RISG podcast this week brought to you by me and these movement and nature box. Thanks for sponsoring the steps of the RISG podcast. I'm Gus Blaine. I'm Bob Ross. Bethany. And I'm Gus. So I guess United is having a bad year. I was like, talk about it. You think our other sponsors are literally any other airline that isn't united. They are not. They are not doing well this year. Who's the other thing?

They are the leggings thing, It's a leggings thing, right? The leggings thing? The leggings thing. Yeah, that's why we talked about that already. And then forcing a man to leave a plane and destroying his face in the process. So the story was that United Overbook to Flight by four people. There was four staff members that needed to be on the flight in order to get to a certain city for another flight. I don't even know if that flight was a day. I think it was from Chicago and Louisville.

Flight attendants? Yeah. Like staff. I don't know if they're necessarily flight attendants, but they had to get there. And so they told passengers we need to have four people volunteer to leave and to give up their seats. Take a later flight. And no one volunteered and they started offering more and more money. And I think a few people had volunteered, but there was one person that

They had to like start randomly selecting people because no one was about it. I think there were three volunteers How much they get they needed one more but the guy was with his wife though was he that's what I run Currently was he who's with his wife and they were both chosen. Oh well regardless of whether or not he was with his wife I guess he was randomly selected, but he is a doctor and needed to be in the city for like surgery or something like to see his patients next day. So you have patients next day. And he refused to leave.

And that's as much as we know. And there's a video that I guess people on the flight had taken of him getting removed. Tons of people take it. From the flight. But how did he get removed? Like, wouldn't they take them off before? Or like they were already on the plane. They needed people to it from the flight. But how did you get removed? Like wouldn't they take them off before or like, they were already out of play and they needed people to get off the plane.

So imagine Bethany, I'm like, hey, we're about to take off, but we need a couple of people. You ma'am, can you come with me? Like, what would you do in that situation? I would fight. Yeah, I'd just be like, fuck you. Yeah, they basically pulled him out of his seat.

Like, by force. And he hit his, like as they're pulling him out, I mean, they're not gentle at all. He's based like, it's into the armrest. Oh, I don't know if he lost consciousness or what happens. He went limp after that. That's quiet. They're dragging him off the plane.

I just think he was just not going. Kind of seem days and then he just kind of had a little bit of adrenaline out. And they got him off the plane. And then he ran back onto the plane. Oh, I don't think that that's the case. I think they let him back on. I'm not sure about that.

When I ran this, he all the time, he was like holding on to the plane. Oh, shit. It was really fucked up. Did they just point at him at random or did they have a system? We see the last one that book is like. They said they used a computer to determine someone random. To random. Randomly select.

Oh, that's uncomfortable. Which in my opinion, they should have kept saying more and more money until more people said yes. Cause at one point, if they're offered like a thousand bucks. I've seen it go up way past 800 before, they could have offered more money. Yeah, to avoid this kind of. I'm often wondered what would happen

if nobody volunteered. Cause I've been in those situations, I'm just gonna find out. Yeah, yeah. Where, yeah. I lost you. They have to give a lot of money. That's what happens. Yeah, that's, that lost you. They have to give a lot of money. That's what happens.

Yeah, that's that's, that's. I've had it where they've, they've not only given you the money or the credit for the, for another flight in the future, but gift cards. Like I've seen them go up to a thousand dollars one time for, I don't know, it was like Amazon or something. Yeah, but you can't buy leggings with that gift card though.

Okay, God, you can buy anything but leggings. Uh, call that. I feel like if they shirt, that makes me even worse. Wait, wait, wait. The combination of the shirt and the open buttons. I have my own thoughts on this. Okay, what are your thoughts? Something that I fucking hate about social media

is that an incident like this happens. Which one? And everyone turns it into a chunt. Everyone gangs up on the entire, like the company itself, for what happened on this isolated incident on this one flight with this one passenger and they, like I understand holding the company responsible and the airline in general and people be like, I'm never flying United again. But like shit happens sometimes and I feel like it's like I hate the idea of blaming an entire

higher corporation. What I would say, I think what in my opinion it's like, yeah, they're fucked up. I'm sure the United Training Manual does not say rip a man out of a seat and slam his face into a chair, but I think, you know, what happened here is these people who were moving from a plane like almost didn't see him as human. Yeah. Right. That's like he was just an obstacle that needed to be moved. I think there were like, I think there are baggage handlers actually the way they're thrown him around. Yeah, there were, I know there was like two cops

in one other person. I don't know if that was also a cop. So was it a flight attendant or someone like a gate agent? No, it's a police. Oh yeah. And that poor lady, she was like, what do you do? Oh my god. You being dragged out.

Oh man. Yeah, it's really fucked up. Oh my god. And I'm really, I'm man. Yeah, it's really fucked up. Oh my god. Yeah, and I'm really curious to see what they find from this. You know, I think, what's the process? Like, I think there are a lot of people who led to this. There are a lot of people responsible who need to be punished for this.

And like stuff like that, like not having a good plan or a good process to get those seats available. I think that's a more like reason why I think United should be blamed for someone like this, whereas like the fact that he was mistreated obviously grossly mistreated, I don't think Necessary Laser Reflection on the airline itself. To be fair, United does fucking suck.

Regardless of that and the leggings incident, I always, if I have the option, I would never book them. And I always try to do that. That's the hard you would be on that one. Gus and you're frequent. I fly. Gus is like, yeah, Gus and maybe one other person I can think of Nadia are the only two that I know that travel on our like with our company, like on United. Everyone else pretty much prefers America. South Western American. That's me. Yeah. Because United like I've I've had so many real bad shit delays and missed flights and all sorts of crap with those guys.

It's just, yeah. I always like expect the worst when I go with them. Also, they're in flight entertainment sucks. Sex. That's entertainment. I feel like there's selections bad, but when I hop on American, I'm like, oh, yeah, a Mad Max Ferry road, here we go.

That's what Blaine watches on every flight he goes on. It's just Mad Max out here. What a lovely day. But also, like, the thing about this stuff happening on social media is no one flight he goes on. This is not an accident. What a lovely day! But also, the thing about this stuff happening on social media is no one knows the full story. Everyone claims that they know... That definitely happened with the leggings thing. Exactly. The leggings thing was a whole nother incident

where yes, it might have been still wrong in a sense, but there was a whole nother side to that story that people didn't know about. So who was the person actually pulling him in the video that we saw? See, I don't know. That was a airport police. But they had jeans.

He was like, maybe he was two cops. Two cops. And who was that other guy though? You don't know. He was just a volunteer. He was just so happy to be there. That's what I'm wondering. I'm gonna participate.

Air Marshall. They had to know it was gonna be filmed. I mean. Oh, for sure. You can't get away with anything without shaking. Yeah, I'm gonna sit open. Look what Gus got. Gus was very sweet today today since it's my first time on the podcast He walked into my office and said I have this gift for you. I would be like welcome and it was in a brown paper bag

I thought it was gonna be a really inexpensive bottle which I love cheap champagne But this was a very nice gesture. How about is that hurt? You want to pop that in my ass? I don't I don't like pop the cork in my butt. I don't like popping champagne bottles. They're scaring me or Gus We do a see-honor. You can do it yourself. I can I just really take care of it. I mean obviously I can't if I'm trying to shoot into my butt You get really scared. Yeah Is it gonna hurt? I just have my clenched mask taking the safety off. Oh, but my face is so close to Blaine's ass Maybe like Oh

Okay Blaine why are you doing this don't hit me? I said shoot the cork into my butt don't it was don't explode the cream on me so god. I said shoot the cork into my butt. Don't it was don't explode the cream on me. I was so excited I Exploded a little bit. He swears. This never happens Sorry guys. I don't know why I did that's been in your fridge for hours. I know Did you all do that on purpose? Is that why you didn't want to open it? No? I made absolutely I didn't I really didn't I didn't fucking short a step so the podcast everyone

Kick everyone off do this podcast by myself. What did I do wrong? I don't know you're just adjacent to the god damn it Okay, I got it all over by right new long sleeve funhouse shirt Available now Also that is that our new hoodie yes, I'm wearing one ofcom, sign story. I know we can get another. Also that, is that our new hoodie? Yes, I'm wearing one of our new hoodies, I'm just going to start right now. Whoah, go, go, go, go, go, go. I want to talk some more about social media as soon as I'm done cleaning.

Okay. Oh, you want to talk about a... Nugs. Nugs. Nugs. Yeah, I hate that guy a little bit. I don't hate the guy. I hate...

Explain the situation so people who might be living under a rock. There's that guy. He tweeted at Wendy's asking how many retweets he would need to have on a tweet in order to get free nuggets for life for a year. I think it for a year, not even that much. Which apparently is like a if you've gets the medium option it's $650. It's a and for one year for a year. It's nothing. A whole year. They said 18 million retweets. So he did that and people have picked it up, including United. They treat they retweeted it last week. They also responded. Yeah, and they responded. They would give them a free flight and fucking punch them in the mouth when you got

the flight. But his that tweet now is at 2.3 million retweet. There's no possible way. It got me thinking a lot about Twitter as a platform. And I think Twitter is filled with bots. Twitter is a scam, I think. I think they over and flake their numbers. Twitter is a scam.

Gustav Rolla 2017. And they, so I started wondering, remember at the Oscars a few years ago, they had like the most retweeted photo ever, which is still the most retweeted photo. Three million, I think, right? Three point three million. Okay. And people were like, I think I made a tweet about it, how this is going to expose how no one uses Twitter.

Everyone's like, Oh, Twitter has 300 million daily active users. Bullshit. I saw your tweet about it. Bullshit. Because this is something like everyone like brands and people are retweeting and they can't even get to three No one's using Twitter It's over. Yeah, I was gonna say like 18 million is impossible on Twitter Yeah, the fact that Ellen's tweet only got to 3.3 million and that's fucking Ellen to generous at the Oscars

And time all those other people that were in it and yeah, I think yeah people were telling me that My math didn't make sense because Ellen, I think was Ellen, has like 66 million followers. So like to their timeline, I was like, how come she can't get more than 10,000 engagement then that's 0.01% of the people who follow her? Yeah, they have like a thing that you can type in

someone's username and see how many fake Twitter followers in that other day. What's the one you use? Cause we found one but it stopped working. A lot of send it to me and it's pretty interesting. I think I was sitting at about an 80 or 85 percent. Like obviously I would not go out of my way to buy fucking Twitter followers because who gives a shit? Where do you even buy Twitter followers? Apparently there's a place because I know of some people that do that shit.

Oh, I do know someone who did that. I should ask him where to do that. Yeah. Why would you want to help someone? No, no. Would you want to? Would you be interested in doing that? would you want to? I'm going to out someone. No. What do you want to? Would you be interested in doing that?

No, I mean, I'm just interested in wait, like, is it a person you talk to or like a website you go to? It's like some guy saying, hey, hey, one of my watch, one of my some followers. But then you're just going to be plagued by people asking to push their dick on you or something, whatever that bot says. I wonder what the, like, wonder what the largest amount you could buy from, because I see them people have connections in terms of, you get like a bullfits cap.

Can you go to Costco and they're are they cheaper and you gotta buy like a bigger pack? Well, you saw that you were buying, like, I don't know what you, like a 50 or something one time just to check it out. Well, what I did was I had a $20 credit for Twitter ads. So I was like, I'm gonna use it and see how it works. So like via the Twitter ad interface,

I just spent like $20 they gave me to see. And I think it bought me like four followers. Twitter audits. Oh wait, you could buy it through Twitter. You don't buy it. You like advertise to targeted people from my one-to-follow link. And I got like four or five followers out of it. Twitter audits. Five bucks in followers. Twitter audits. I thought that was the one we used. Was it not the one? I'm still sitting at 86%. but so you had to like allow it access to your profile then. Nope. I can type in anybody. I can type in you. That's roller. Well, that's why we were avoiding it the other day. We didn't want to have access to our profiles. You have a 71%

do her. Be know Bethany Artis. Bethany. I thought we tried mine, but we tried it on your laptop. That's Blaine's searching. Oh shit, it's just so mean that I have to be able to authorize it. That's weird. Sometimes it works. It was something that happened with us. Yeah. Someone on Twitter who is this cricket and clovers asking if Gavin and Bernie are not

going to be on the podcast until later. So team two is over. Hopefully. They're also not filming for as long as they were last year. So I were not good enough for you. So like, I know Bernie's trying to be helpful, but he ends up doing things that are really counterproductive to me when he's filming

laser team. Like what? Like last week, I knew ahead of time that Bernie Gavin both told me they were filming there and I could be able to be on the podcast last week. But so then yesterday, like Sunday night and Monday morning, Bernie's like, hey, I'm trying to work out my schedule to see if I can be on the podcast. I'm like, I've already booked it. There's already people. Like, I can't wait until like Monday afternoon to determine whether or not he can be here. So Bernie, stop trying. I feel like did he ask you the cast was? I don't think so. Because I feel like if you're like, yeah, Blaine's gonna be on, he'd be like, stop it. We were talking about you the other day. Who were? We were saying horrible, horrible things about how just like we don't know why that you're so like

Self-deprecating and like don't think highly of yourself. You're a great person. Yeah, we were talking about this. Yeah Together, we have blame meetups. Okay. We do we actually put them on our Google calendar. Yeah, I talk about you Uh, I don't know I can't offer an explanation this this cap this tends to be like a common Topic of conversation whenever I'm on the podcast and I don't want it to be. Because it's just like, not the blind show. Hmm, hmm. See, you're doing it right now. You're like, I don't want to talk about myself.

Oh, well, not in that light. A lot of it told me that I'm completely different on off topic as opposed to the podcast because on the topic, I'm just like, we don't always open. We don't always open. Yeah. I'm always open. I was like, when did you get to because on the topic, I'm just like, we always open. We always open. Yeah. I always open.

I was like, when did you get to go on our topic? I never, because I'm like, my genuine self, and I'm a lot more open and like, kind of whatever. But on here, she says I have just like the lowest self as to you and I seem like such a puss. I think it also depends on her year round. Like I think, I think Bernie and Gavin have the ability to bring that out in anyone.

Yeah, but they're not here. I know, that's what I'm saying. No, I'm doing good today. You're my friend. Yeah, they just brought it up because they want to, you know, whatever. Look at that new hair you've got going on too. Dude, my hair's all fucked today.

What happened? My arms all agreed. The weather happened. Yeah, the weather happened. I had all my sunshine. Sure. I was like, Aaron, just do whatever with it. And she did.

Here it is. And he looks great. I like this. Yeah, this is nice. I'm going to go with this. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to take a picture. I like this. Yeah, this is nice. I'm gonna go with this I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. I guess they're all uh, I mean, if we can find you naked on the internet, I probably could find that. What's your fingers like that, Blaine?

Product tasted weird. Gus one time came out of, I think he had just finished filming heroes and half woods and he was wearing that big metal. Yes. Yes. Uh, chain thing. Oh, and how his hair looks. First down. I was like, oh, you just got a haircut buddy. He goes, no, I was just filming heroes and half-wits. Stip heroes and half-wits. I just like how much volume your hair has

that it was completely flattened from it. Yeah, I'm really bouncy. We were filming the other day too when it was all slicked back. I think Clorissa called you Rico Suave. She did call me Rico Suave. Yeah, they put way too much product in my hair. I had to fucking try to wash it out in the sink here. Oh, no.

Why do we never have clean towels in this building? Oh, mom. I might have used like four of those towels last week for a million dollars, but. Oh, yeah. Maybe we got some good episodes coming up. We do. And you're in two of like probably the best ones

I would say wonder what the secret sauce is Why'd you say like that it's really weird me anyways they're gonna be real good just because episodes gonna be fantastic Yeah, I'll film it with her and I think next week. Yes, I hate it that episode of a million dollars, but I had to do Why cuz I had I was getting wet constantly when I was being rained on it easy is it Gus? Do we have do we have a do I connect to it I can never tell him connect it to it. It's black. So I'm trying to fucking share this photo so I can see it, but yeah, because that if it doesn't work this time I'll send it to you. I had to try to, I had to do Matt's scenario, which was anytime someone asks you about the whether it starts raining on you. And that's because it was still kind of cold.

It was still early spring. Oh, yeah. And then we had to do that thing where Max had my love child. Oh, yeah. That was good. Oh, yeah, for the Jerry Springer show. Yeah. I've had to like stop Max because he keeps wanting to put himself

into my stuff as a, quote, sexy lady. He was a sexy lady, and he always dresses up in a dress in a wig, and he's like, I love to be a background person. Like for like a, a love and a rooster is the clues that like if you entered the wrong address, it would be him. Like, you've gone to your bar. Like a lipstick sauce shmeered. I love looking at our, the quality of our art stuff today

as opposed to like back when I first started. Because when I first started two years ago, not even compared. Like, I mean, there was even I remember one time they put on like a nutritional label, if they just like put crazy amounts of detail and was like, no one's ever gonna see that, you know, but they like took pride in it. But if they catch it. Yeah, it's even better. Yeah

They have it oh there it is There's your hair you can see real killer That's at the the beauty apartment, so that would have been like oh Fun we got a quick switchback from Gus to that picture. Gus, that picture. Gus, that picture. Oh, she got like a decade more of going on here. You still do look pretty much the same.

I don't know if you remember this, but back at like right before RBBTO, which was like the first fan event for Rupert Heath in Toronto. I had commented on that picture of you and I said that I liked your shirt and you said, I'll bring it to Toronto when I come visit. So you wore that shirt I think at the event because I said I like it. I also wore that shirt like every day. You give me at that time. I fucking love that shirt. Truna. Yeah, I think I went to Tio in O4 or O5, cause I'd missed the first one I think. No, you were at the first, like the first official one. Okay, yeah, but there was like a test one before that,

like the year before I didn't go to. I don't count that one. I think I'm becoming like a cartoon character because I found out that American apparel is closing down and they make the best T-shirts. So I bought like I think like 15 pairs of the same shirt but just in different colors. But extra small. Mediums.

Thank you. I've actually matured. That's where mediums are things. You like wearing pairs of shirts? What size is that? It's what'd be small. Check. This is a.

I like women's. 15 and a half. I don't know what that means. Children's 15 and a half like. Like a year old? 15 and a half. I don't know that means children's 15 and a half like a year old 15 year old Not 15 or 16 but 15 and a half but I wear some variation of like small medium See it's right there. Thank you Yeah, I started wearing that shit. Well, if you were like a comic book character. What would be your like go-to outfit? I could probably I would go with black or gray slacks And that shit, if you were like a comic book character, what would be your, like go to outfit? Like a pro. Black jeans.

I would go with black or gray slacks. Mm. Slacks. Yeah. Like, it's changed over the last couple of years. You started dressing better. Yeah. I think I was still wearing sneakers

and you're like a dark blue short sleeve shirt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Esther's helped that one along, huh? Some of us and a lot of some of our spine sponsors who are not sponsoring tonight. I would say like a very cute, florally dress or romper with like a nice cardigan and boots.

That sounds lovely. That's you is that my cartoon character version. Okay. On her first day at work, Bethany came into our office because it's when you and I shared enough. She came into our office and declared like, I don't ever wear pants. Yeah.

And I was like, I was like, I don't know what that means. And I looked over and saw a picture of you naked and I was like, that's my boss. I remember thinking, it's weird that you never wear pants. I just, when I left a job several years ago on the last day, the receptionist asked me, she's like, now that you're leaving, I can ask you this. Are you like really religious? And that's why you don't wear pants. I was like, do I act really religious or conservative?

I just don't like pants. I don't like being constrained in the crotch region. Hmm. I don't want to be free. I get that for anything. I feel like a moment. If it was more socially acceptable for guys to wear skirts and dresses, I feel like they would know. I mean, for anything. I feel the moment. If it was it was more socially acceptable for guys to wear skirts and dresses, I feel like they would have worn them before, right?

For something. Yeah, so it's a guilt. Killed. Oh, have you worn a guilt? I never have. What's going on with your bling? I just wouldn't be cut down to guilt. Why? Because it's like I get that it used to be a thing, you know, but now I think it's like one of those statements where it's like, eh, I'm wearing a kill, I'm a kill guy, you know, it's like. It's almost like, well no one wears it. I don't wanna say no one. Not a lot of people wear it as like they're common everyday fashion.

It's usually for a purpose or like, they're that guy who wears the kill. It's a wacky statement, I'm a kill guy. Well so when you guys have worn a dress for something like they were filming. I can't think have I ever worn a dress for filming? I don't think I've ever worn a dress for me. What about tons of times?

What? I do. No, I've worn a dress for it. I'm using shorts and... I don't think I've ever worn a... Maybe not for a million dollars, but I'm pretty sure I put you in a short, or an old R.T. recap where you're dressed up as a pre-lady.

I don't think I've ever worn a dress. You should try it. It's liberating. You should try it. I do it. I'm gonna be doing it again coming up soon. Yeah. It just feels free, especially when we live

in such a hot climate. Like, it's just nice to feel free, especially in the summer months because it gets so fucking hot. Well, when I went to Australia. It's gotta air out that veg, you have to. When I went to Australia, I bought, they have like these super small shorts there,

like a right up mid-thigh. I remember those. And I bought like five pairs of those because they're the greatest thing ever. I remember you talking about those shorts. You're just like, man, I love the way I looked in that million dollars button Sydney. I was wearing these shorts.

It was like my legs look really good in them. They came up right to my thigh. Like cool. Like so good. Okay, but I remember those shorts and how tight and short they were. Yeah. How do you not get super sweaty in your balls

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that it almost feels cold when you put it on. I know what you mean. I feel the same way. My balls are nice and like frost. Yeah, my balls too. But in a fun way. Yeah, really fun. That's what these balls get nice.

Yeah, yeah. Dude, yeah, now I went crazy. I wasn't bought, like, why didn't go crazy? I bought 10 pairs because it's like. That's a lot of underwear to buy, I would say. Well, I was waiting. I've shorts or underwear. Underwear. Oh, okay.

But I super stoked about it. But man, like, I feel like everyone in the office gets free pairs of meandies, except for me, and it bums me out. I think I've only got one pair. Just like, start your own podcast. Uh, I pay for my underwear, by the way. Do you? How many pairs have you gotten for free though? I had a few in the early days. I probably had like five.

I would propose that if I ever am on the podcast, I would wear just me and these and no pants if they gave me your supply for me. I'm sure you would. I would. I'm sure they can work on that. They used to have I'm looking on their website now. They used to have a thing where you could buy 365 pair of underwear for every day of the year Yeah, one for every day of the year, but that's gone. I was with that being well I was like that was like a week ago. They had that I'm seeing on here. I like to do the kind of person that I think you got a good digging for it Yeah, it was box of Bristle and they came out with a new like print

It's like Indian like a Native American Arizona kind of style. Oh nice Yeah, it was the ones. That looks good. I, it's pretty good. Desert days, they call it. I think it's because there's so few girls that get the underwear that like someone from sales will come in with like a delivery. They're like, it's great.

All right, Barbara picks them underwear and they just have like a pile that I get to like pick a few for that. It's a bullshit. The 365 pack is out of stock. Oh, how much is it? That's nice. Four bullshit. The 365 pack is out of stock. Oh, how much is it? That's nice. Four grand.

Four grand? For 365 pair of underwear. You basically set for a couple of years unless you get five. I don't want to just have to get 10 bucks a pair. Wash them. More or less. Yeah, that's cool.

You can treat them like dappers. You can take a shit in them. You can get them out. Where's that where you go? Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, me and these for sponsoring. No one in your underwear, you don't get free ones. You're talking about shit in them. Here's how I know I like me you go. Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Miendies, for sponsoring. No one, you wonder why you don't get free ones. You're talking about shitting in them.

Here's how I know I like Miendies. I don't wear them during my period. Oh. Oh, so you take good care of them. I take good care of them. See, I was gonna say that I do, but not like as a knock on them because they're so comfortable. It's so comfortable.

That's true. I wear them when I know I'm gonna be having sex. So. So like never? Who was that audible moan? I know that was someone back there'm gonna be having sex. So. So like never? Who was that audible mode? I know it was someone back there. So I just went, oh. Speaking of real quick, someone did tweet me,

they did the search for me for the fake followers. And? And it says 98% audit score. That's good. 400 ish are fake. That's not better. You got it. How many followers do you have?

Like 19,000. 19. You skyrocket, dude. That's a lot for, I mean, I'm not like really on anything. So I felt like that was a lot. Yeah. Bethany R. Teeth on Twitter. Go follow her. I remember I used to make Blaine upset when we were at the Ralph Oblinator office because I wouldn't follow him for a long time. And I followed like one of the blame parody accounts instead. And you were like, you were like visibly dejected when I told you that. That was so petty of me to do that.

It would like, Twitter's just like, right now. Yeah. It's one of those things where like if someone doesn't follow me or if I like unfollow someone, it does not matter to me. It has like no power over me, but people still get upset about it.

People do get upset. What? So if like Twitter's any like, what are the social media platforms that like you all are using more or. I'm trying to be more in Instagram. Like that's just what yeah, a lot of people are on these days. Snapchat is fun, but I kind of I'll use it for a week or two and then I forget about it for several weeks.

Bernie says something really funny me about Snapchat because he recently got Snapchat and I guess follows me on it. And he said, I don't want you to take this the wrong way. But I feel like anyone who follows you on Snapchat and doesn't know anything about you would think that you spend all of your time at your apartment on your couch. And I was like, it's so true because usually when I'm looking at snapshots when I get home from work or I'm after work, just hanging out and I decide to go search Snapchat and see what everyone did all day. And then I decide, let me check out the filters and do a stupid post and it's just me on my couch.

And that's pretty much 99% of my set-chats. I can't do Snapchat because there's always the risk that if I send a dick pic, I post it to my story. Oh, trust me, I post it to my story. Oh, trust me, I've almost sent some of Bruce before. This is why you're coming off. I've, what? What a deal. I only wear me, I knew when I know I'm gonna have sex. I'm scared about accidentally sending a dick pick to everyone who follows me on Snapchat.

I'm Blaine Gibson. Look at my hair. Uh, I don't really do, yeah, Instagram every now and then, but like Facebook, I fucking hate Facebook. What's the next social media? I feel like Facebook has become like overly complicated. Like there's so many different things. And I don't know like anybody, it seems like Facebook is where your parents are. There's also a lot of racist on Facebook.

Facebook is actually their grandparents are. Let's be real. I said you like my grandmother. You're great interactions on Facebook. It's grandparents are let's be real. I said you like your grandmother. Right. Interactions on Facebook. It's usually like about her bowel movements had the runs to date, draft, and then the next one runs again, and then runs. I've like screen shot at it several times and sent it to

Gus or she'll be like talking shit about someone. Or she'll be like her her like nurse or her aid or she'll talking shit about or she'll just start talking like she, she doesn't understand that the wall, like you have to tag someone or send a message to talk to them directly. And so she'll just start talking. Usually my dad will go on and say, mom, you got to like tag the person and like, or he'll just tag it for them and say

so that they know like that she's saying happy birthday. Yeah, I've seen there was a Facebook account I saw that was an older woman and she, her entire timeline, which is her posting messages that were meant for other people, that like, she's just like, hey, Becky, I hope your son's birthday party went well and it just be all on her own timeline. Yeah.

Her status is whatever. Yeah. I mean, that just goes to show how complicated the platform is. I just think Reddit was Fox. Like I wouldn't touch Reddit with a nine foot pole. I didn't know either. I used to call it the Reddit and Gus was like, you're a grandma.

Drat. I had to learn a lot about social media working at this company. I didn't have Twitter when I started. You also didn't know what a computer was. I don't excuse me. That's not getting on Bethany. I got a little confused. What? That's not getting on Bethany. I got a little confused. What? I asked her where

the computer, like it was after let's play live in LA. I think I was like, where are the computers? She goes there right there and she pointed at a bunch of monitors. I was like, yeah, but where are the computers? She's like right there. And was it Adam Baird in our office too? Do you know what a computer is? I was like, yes. And then I started pointing it like right in the object. Is that a computer? Is like I'm like is that a computer is that a computer is that a computer is that a computer I understand you learn the monitor is separate from the computer I know laptops a lot. Yeah, most of the time. So I was all like you were that was when we were sharing office and you had my back on that yeah I know now I made that mistake before I was like like seven But you did point to this you pointed to this and I was like, yes.

Yeah, that's what's your son? Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son.

Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son.

Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's what's your son. Yeah, that's like you know take it home because I got to do like screenplays and shit like that You know when you take it home that doesn't become like the personal laptop That's why he's not looking for not it That's why I'm not like a port on it. Yeah, I need a windows Still I'm pretty sure bear can work some wizardry. I'm pretty sure He knows everything about all of us. I've seen my nudes too. Yeah, he knows everything about I would they have seen your new because there was one time where I was logged on, so we had two different Wi-Fi's, we have a guest, and we have a normal one,

and I can see what the names are, where the passwords, except you wrong. Great job, Lane. Thank you for being so. I'm not gonna give my bank account my pen number. Or my social security number. Just to be clear, you're not gonna find out that information

on this podcast. So anyways, I was on there, and there was an email where they're like, hey, everybody, switch personal computers and laptops to the guest account. We're taking up too much bandwidth in the main, whatever one. And I was just like, delete email and just, you know, whatever. And then later on, I don't know how they found out, but they're like, you need to take your phone off.

And it is the fact that they specifically knew it was my phone. And then there was like something else that made it evident that they'd seen something. What is your phone named? Blaine's iPhone, I assume. That's probably how they knew. And you might be Batman's iPhone.

Hey, all along. Look it up. Siri, what's my name? You're Blaine, but since we're friends, I get to call you Batman. Oh my god. That is so sweet. That's really stupid. It's really bitten me in the ass a couple times where I'll be like, hey, you know, call, call Lanna and then it'll be like at a Barnes and Noble. We'll be like, sorry, Batman.

You're the one tucking your like at a Barnes and Noble. It'll be like, sorry, Batman. And I'm like, yeah. You're the one tucking your phone in a Barnes and Noble. You still go to Barnes and Noble? Yeah. So many things wrong with the story. Oh, God. I hate people who are only walking around in the grocery store or like out in public and they're like on speaker phone.

Walkable. I hate that. I'm not that asshole. I'm not that asshole. It sounded like you were. Why do people do that? I don't know. So, because people fucking suck, like literally doing this,

if you're walking around is the same thing as doing this. You're still holding it, you're talking and sitting. You just don't hear the other person. Like if I'm carrying something heavy. Yeah, but the phone has to be down, but you're still fucking in the middle of the room. Oh. In the middle of the whole town, I'm just saying.

Batman, stop it. Yeah, yeah. Batman, your biceps are too big for me to balance on. Oh, serious. Stop it, you. Do you use a normal Siri voice? I don't know, you tell me. The default.

Was that the normal one? The sound of like this. Yeah, I think so. I use the British. There's a, like, male British, male Australian, female British, female Australian, and American, male and female, I think. Oh, I should do Australian. That's fun. Yeah, I use the female British for a while Someone in broadcast is saying that they see idiots hold that way hold it that way on reality shows Like a second-of-final reality shows so they can hear both sides. Oh, yeah, so maybe that's why they they do that. They want to pretend. Yeah Except it's not nearly as interesting when I have to listen to that shit.

The other day, I had a really weird interaction at Best Buy. Of course, right. Me, I had a weird interaction at Best Buy. I was going to buy some monitors for my office. In computer computers or monitors? Monitor. I need monitors as a TVI and HDMI connections. So I walk over to Best Buy and I'm looking at their monitors.

And I don't see any. So I'm like looking up on the shelf and I'm wearing like kind of like this, like a long sleeve gray shirt. I'm looking up at the monitors and this older woman approaches me from the left and it's like, hello, good afternoon and I look over at her and I'm like,

oh, she must be talking to someone over on my side. I'm looking around like, she's talking to someone else. I'm still looking at the monitors and she walks up to me and is like, oh, are you helping someone? I was like, I don't look around like, she's talking to someone else. I'm still looking at the monitors and she walks up to me and is like, oh, are you helping someone? I was like, I don't work here. I'm wearing a, no. What were you wearing?

A gray long sleeve shirt. Did you wear the blue shirts? Yeah, they still wear the blue shirts at Best Buy. And I was like, I don't work here. And she's like, oh, I'm sorry. Then she's like, wanders off. And I don't see the monitor looking for, so I call employee over and I'm like,

hey, do you have any monitors with DVI and HDMI? And then I hear that woman behind me again, like, oh yeah, monitors with HDMI are hard to find. And I turn her like, okay, so I'm ignoring her. And the employees like, well, no, we don't have any that have both of those. That she's like, you can use an adapter and plug it in. Like, lady, you can't tell if I work here or not.

Why the fuck are you trying to help me buy this? What is she, what's up here in this? After that, then the guy that was helping you was like, by the way, there was a woman who died here seven years ago. She's so haunted, these stories. I was gonna say, like, what does she look like when she older? Yeah, it's like an older woman.

Maybe, you know, it could be one of those things and I think Aaron's talked about them on the podcast. It's just one of those people that is just desperate for social interactions. She probably wasn't there for any reason other than to talk to people. Because we got to do our apartment and we call them a time guy.

I love that guy. Yeah, and he scares the shit out of me because he's like, he hides sometimes because he'll always just ask, do you have the time? Just like that, every single time, it's like a fucking voice recording or a robot. And you know, it's just like, yes, to 19. He's like, oh, the day he's passing by. And then that's the extent of the conversation.

There was, there was one time where I was walking out of the apartment with Aaron. And he's like, oh, there's that guy. And he like pulled out his phone. And he goes, it's for 19. And like we keep walking. And he goes, oh, thank you. like we keep walking and he goes, oh thank you, like we're not even ready to go. Aaron such a cut, I was with him one time. And we were walking by and then Aaron was like, hey, do you have the time? And then the guy was like, ah, I'm like, he'll do this program.

Right. Did I tell you about the time that I had to share the elevator with him? Oh, fuck, that's the worst. I saw him coming in and he like blesses heart. He with him? Oh, fuck. It's that's the worst. I saw him coming in and he, like, bless his heart. He's a very sweet man, but he's very old and he's, like, literally at a 90 degree angle, like how he walks. He's so old. And I saw, like, I was waiting at the door to get in to be buzzed in. I saw him walk in from the other door from the pool. And so he had no shirt on, no shoes on, and had just his swim

trunks. But one of his swim trunks, the legs had ridden up into kind of his crotch area. So like, I didn't see anything, but it was very close. And I was just like, even if I get buzzed in, I'm going to wait a second. So he could take the elevator and it'll have to be awkward and ride up the elevator with him. And so I saw him walk past the door and I assumed went into the elevator elevator when upstairs. And so I waited a couple of seconds and I went in. And then as the elevator George closing, I guess he sees me and he goes, oh, going up. And I was like, fuck. Okay. So I get in the elevator with him. And like I ride up to Aaron's floor and the entire time we're just sitting there silent. And he just goes, well, going up?

Radden that elevator. Oh. And I'm just like, yeah, plus his little heart. And I'm just like, you're so sweet, but I don't know how to make small talk with you and I could kind of see your junk. Yeah. I'm sorry.

What if it looked like old? What does that mean? Like old and wrinkly gray. I think I told this before, but like there was one time where I was in a rush to get to work and I was just like tired and shit. And I ran into the elevator and like our elevators are like, it's a box.

How do I visualize this? Oh fuck. Anyways, there's an elevator that's a box. It's a bit difficult, but rectangle. It's a rectangle. There's a rectangle. And then like, let's say that the door's like left justified. So then there's like this little wall here, right?

So you got this little corner in the elevator that you can't see from the outside. So I like, Paul asked him to the elevator because I'm gotta get going to work. And the guy's basically pinned up in that corner. And I didn't see him and I was just my eyes around my phone. He's like, yeah, the time, it was, it was,

it was just so much shit in that the time. It was That's That's That of me. You know that's why he was in there. He was waiting for that time. What if he just rise that elevator up and down all day? What if he is father time? He's just an internal like being. He just he doesn't die. That place has been around since what I think 66 probably longer. Yeah, he's been there forever.

Yeah, he's in fact here on the probably I mean he's always he's doing laps in that pool. Yeah, there's a lot of old people I'm so he's just retired on Twitter. Yeah boy Guzma said you should call them father time and then On Demate says he has no idea why you don't use British male Syrian pretended self-rend Do that. Sorry, I mean it's a different Sorry, I knew that that would have. I got to fix that. Cause then he'll say, yeah, Batman. Batman. Batman.

Mine cocaine. I noticed that in the Batman Lego movie, Ray Fines did the voice of Alfred, but they also had Voldemort in there. Who did the voice for Voldemort? Let's find out. Cause like, Ray Fines is Voldemort. So it was like really weird for me. Does anybody here watch Better Call Saul or am I the only one?

I watched the first episode. First season. Oh, that's the first episode. That's the first episode. Season three starts again tonight. Mail. That's when I'd like to catch up on. To download this voice.

What? Did you end up starting big little eyes like we did? No, I haven't seen it yet. You should watch it. Bethy and I finished big little eyes. So good. Yeah, well, I was like, maybe you're just vulnerable. I think that was one of the only ones that cried though, right?

You said you cried. I didn't cry. I think it's because I kind of figured out what was going to happen. So it wasn't too much of a shocker to me. Yeah. You don't know. It's not renewable. What do you do?

It was in a desert, it was Voldemort. Oh, yeah. OK. Interesting. You don't know Eddie Isard? He had this comedy special in the late 90s. Everyone loved. You. Jesus. Good these days. You have the time.

On this podcast, people who are way younger than me apparently. I'm over 30 at least. Oh, there you go. Yeah, that's nice. Do it again. Do the same thing you did earlier with your name. Yeah. Hey, Siri, what's my name? Again, do the same thing you did earlier with your name. Yeah.

Hey Siri, what's my name? Your Blaine, but since we have friends, I get to call you Batman. That's Ben. Thank you all for it. Sounds better. That's great. So Blaine, have you watched Big Little Lies?

No. I, the only exposure that I've had to it is you guys tweeting about it and then I thought it'd be funny. I was really tired and I was like, how'd that slide? I forgot. I buy you some Big Little fries. I remember funny. I was really tired and I was like, hell, that's right. I forgot. I buy you some big little fries. I remember that. That was pretty proud.

That was actually really good. Want to bet with the smile on my face? They complete. Good job. Good job. I don't know if you guys have noticed, I'm running on about 45 minutes. Yeah, I was about to ask you,

what's going on? I'm low on sleep. Why? I was up late last night riding. I am the worst procrastinator and it doesn't help that sometimes when I'm procrastinating, I masturbate and I call that procrastination. I just, I literally and figuratively fuck myself

when I need to do something. You just, how many times did you procrastinate last night? Oh shit. I say like three or three times. Three times? Do you do it back to back to back to back or do you take a break? No, take a break. There's a refractory period for me.

Okay, like an omission. Yeah, like back when I was like 18, I could be like, oh, let's keep going. Yeah, oh, still hard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do you have the time? And then that's dumb. I, this week was like, I was like super horny this week.

I don't know why. It happens. Yeah, like every single person I saw, I'm just like, are you about to start your period? I could fuck you. No. What? Is Aaron out of town?

He is. What? There you go. He has been out of town for a couple weeks. I know that what happens to women chemically that causes that sometimes, like I know of situations that will cause that level of hornyness, but I don't know why is it, what?

What? Okay, they just can't get horny. Like there has to be like a process. It's a chemical solution. No, no, like there's like, okay. Oh, shit, I shouldn't do that. A girl can be aroused whenever, oh God, I shouldn't be talking about women anatomy. No, I am curious,

because you probably know more about the women's anatomy than I thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're starting it. You brought this up, I'm really curious to see this whole you're digging yourself into it. Well, no. You started it. You brought this up. I'm really curious to see this whole, you're digging yourself in. Well, no, so like sometimes women can be more horny or whatever, whenever they're like closer to their period. You know, so like that's a situation right where hormones

are coming to play. Chemically, they are more aroused. What's the situation where the dudes are like that? It's called being awake. Yeah. Being conscious of the age of town. That's what you said. Yeah. Just being conscious. Do you have a lot of track on the tail? That's fucking, you set it up and I just fucking pay it off. Oh yeah.

No, it's weird because I'm not even close to my period. So there's no reasoning for it. But it's just like, literally, there are times, it doesn't happen often. But there are times when I get into a state of mind where I look at like anything that moves and I'm just like, I are. I did fuck that. I could fuck that.

She's Barbara. And then it says, do you have the time? Oh. Even him. Have you thought of him that way? Mr. Time, old time, follow time. No, not yet. Okay.

Because Aphrodisiac is a thing, right? Like foods that make you a little... Well, they say that it is but I've never known that Like eating oysters or some eating oysters lavender that's not lavender that for guys like that's for no No, no, we already went over what is because you we have like a good Sexual level. Yeah, so like we're always kind of in that state. Yeah, like ready to go. I am but some people are not So you said Oysters and everything about this story I read earlier today at I'm looking it up right now

But there was this guy in Australia. I think he was in the gold coast Who was at the beach eating at a nice restaurant? He had by himself. He ate a $600 meal. Did you read this? Yeah, it's 621 dollars He ate two lobsters 21 vodka oyster shots a baby octopus and a bunch of beers and then when it came time to pay he ran down to the beach and swam out into the ocean 21 vodka oyster shots I write up on that guy apparently he's like a rapper in his name is like two peck or something. Yes, two peck. He's like,

He's hot. Aside from the vodka, what else did you say he drank? Beer. Some beers. He doesn't say how many beers. He's not wasted. Have you ever, what's it called when you dine in dash? Dine in dash, you know?

Yeah, have you ever, have you ever done that? Never, ever. That's just me. No. I'm an upstanding American citizen. How many times have you done it? Never. Morty. There's even been situations I've been in where I was, never, ever. That's just me. I'm an outstanding American citizen. How many times have you done it? Never. Morty. There's even been situations I've been in where I just like, they would never know if we

just like, there's no, no server hasn't been by and like, we have an hour. I, even, you know, when I pay and I'm walking out of a restaurant, I'm always nervous like, they know I paid, right? Me too. Yeah. They're not going to stop me. Yeah. That's why you hold your seats.

I was the only way. I was the only reason. I never keep my seats. But I just don't keep my copy. I've been doing the thing where I make a policy to where if I go to a bar and I'm closing out, I'll sign the receipt and then I always take mine just so that they can't mess with the, because they can- You should do that

because that happened to me during Southby. Did it really? Yes, we went to the Snoop Dogg Concert first and it was free alcohol first to begin with. And then they don't tell you that it switches over after, so we all went to the bar, and since I was up front, I ordered drinks for like eight of us, or something, maybe not eight, six people, or something.

And she's like, that'll be $45 or whatever it was. And I was like, okay, I guess they're not free anymore. So I paid for them. And then when I got my bill, so I probably tipped 18, 20%, and my bill was over $100. But I never keep the receipt, and I didn't want to fight it over what, 45 or 50 bucks, whatever the difference would've been. I just was mad at myself, so I started thinking

I should start keeping my receipts. Yeah, it was mad about that. Into the night when I'm drunk, I'm just like, I just put my hands on my pockets, and I just pull out just like paper, or just like, it really has never happened to me before, but I want to start keeping my receipts down. We have an expense tracking system that we use for work

for business related expenses. And I love it for that reason, because we take photos of our receipts, so I should use that. Yeah, so I'm now wondering, I wonder if you could use that personally to just do like- It has to be something. That way you can save your receipts so that I'm gonna keep all the paper shitter up.

I'm just taking a picture of what you leave on the table. Yeah, but then that's like that's in your photo album. It has to be something that makes you special. It has to be something that's like, if you need to argue it, like if someone let's say, put like an action on it. Oh, that would be so mad. An extra zero on it. I think of how many people, if I was sober and that happened to me and I don't keep my

receipt, think of how many people, you know, were tipsy or drunk and like, they just took advantage of everyone. Maybe some people put stuff on your tag? No, I mean, that was the only thing I paid for and closed out right away. And I know what the price was. I remember thinking, you know, for six drinks, it was like $45, whatever.

I'm just gonna pay for, I'm not gonna argue, share, you poured them and then told me that there was the charge. And so I'm just not gonna be an asshole and then turns out they were the fucking assholes. Yeah, you were still really nice if you just tip 20%. Yeah, I try. What's your policy?

I was just doing doing buck per drink. Oh yeah, I mean, in that situation, it depends how difficult the drink was to make. If it's like one of those really, if it just beard be a dollar per drink. Generally, but. It was like a really crafty cocktail. I usually do at least two bucks.

And the thing is I tip 20% because I felt like, oh, there's a lot of assholes in here. Like I feel bad, you know, the end of sell by and then like they just totally screwed me over. Yeah, I never get fancy drinks, normally I stick with a bucket drink. Yeah. What what fancy drink would you get? The fanciest drink I'll probably get is like a Moscow mule maybe.

Hey, I love Moscow. I'll normally just do like vodka soda or gin and tonic. Yeah, that's something and something like just two things in a glass. Vodka soda is like my go-to to get junk drink. It's just like, it's my go-to every night. Yeah, drink every night. This is my go-to sleep drink. You're more of a gin drinker though.

I prefer gin, but I normally drink vodka. Why? Um, cause I'm a cheap skate and teetos is really cheap. I have, because if you're drinking gin and we want Hendrix or something. Right. I have more alcohol than pretty much anybody that I know Like I almost have like a full liquor cards worth like own your house. Yeah, just because it's like it's just been collecting

And like all get it as it gives and I just I don't drink You know sex except for when I'm like going out with friends and I I don't pregame as much anymore because I'm not a fucking college kid So I just like it mchumulating dreams. I just don't know who Aaron For the events office for bring him here to the office I guess you do that or Zaren I had to look it up But I think I saw like last year or maybe the year before I saw a crowdfunding campaign for Basically, it was like this giant box that you put all your liquor bottles into and it It basically can make any cocktail that you want. Like you tell it what you want.

Then based on the alcohol that it has in it, it'll make you that drink. Cool. I'm sorry, look it up. That's incredible. Crowd fund bartender. Oh, and did you see that fucking asshole? Oh, I looked this up.

That guy who wanted to crowd fund in engagement ring for his girlfriend. Yeah. He wanted $15,000. And he has what, like $600? Something like that. Yeah, there it is. It's a, what is this?

So mobile, robotic bartender for your home. So my bar. People, what is this? Kickstarter. People gave him over $300,000 on Kickstarter. What was his goal? $50,000. Wow.

So it's happening, right? It's still says pre-orders. It makes you rethink that haven't fucking made it. When did this end? Man, I don't trust Kickstarter as much. Like estimated delivery, January 2015. There it is. To this.

Like I think Rister T does write by the people that back us on Kickstarter and you go, for sure. Yeah, we're doing great. But every time I followed anybody else, I've gotten fucked. I got, I got the only Kickstarter project I backed other than anything from Richard Teeth was, do you know that comic with a dog that says this is fine

in those holes? Yeah, yeah. They were making plushies of that dog. So was it. And I ordered one. And I did like, there was like the base level where it was like 25 bucks for just the plushie or $35 and you get like some stickers

and like some other cool stuff. So I did that and I, it came and it's great. And I wanted it that bad. Yeah. I wanted those too. Well, it was cute. Yeah. It's one of my favorite like internet memes.

I get 40 bucks to a movie that a bunch of my friends are making. So wait, I'm not sure. I paid for a movie ticket last night. I was gonna go see your name. We kind of like, that was kind of bad. It's good to see you to go. Kind of Bethany's fault.

She owes me money from it technically. Well, I bought too much fun. I was like, isn't it time to go to your movie? Oh, I don't think you're gonna make it. I bought a ticket for a seven o'clock show for a movie. And I was out with Bethany and Patrick Matthews and some other people. And like me, Bethany and Patrick ended up hanging out.

And they're like, don't you have a movie at 7? And it was 6.30 and I was like, yeah, I'm just not gonna go. I just assumed initially it was at the closer new location. So I didn't really, I mean, when you have to drive, it's kind of, it's kind of bleh. New theaters friggin tight. It's great. Yeah, I love Alamo.

That's like, that is definitely one of the best parts of living in Austin. They have them around in other places, but we have like what, six Elma theaters? Except when you fall asleep and they... Oh, whatever with that, I'm in to ask. Whoa, yeah. Well, first of all, she was seeing Boss Baby.

Hi. Why? I regret all of it. I was seeing Boss Baby. Because we'd seen pretty much everything else there, and that was the only thing. No, no, no. This was Alex and Clarissa.

We'd have a half day events team building day. And bullying and other stuff had gone by very quickly. So we're like, we can go see a movie. And this could be the last thing that we do for the day. And there was just nothing else showing, or we'd seen them all. So we're like, oh, the boss, baby. Like maybe we'll just order dinner

and it won't be that bad. Let's just go to eat. And if we want to leave, we can leave. But I like ordering food at Alamo. We always talk about this. If we want something for dinner, but we don't want to cook, but we don't want to just sit somewhere, we'll go. And just, well, it feels like a treat, too.

Yeah. It's nice to just sit there, especially the new location. So we went and it was a long day and I was tired. And eventually I like dosed off. and I fell asleep in every fucking movie By the way like it doesn't matter. I just I fall asleep in movies and Eventually someone came over and like tapped Alex and was like you need to wake your friend up Like this is illegal. It's considered a bar She needs to wake up and I woke up and he like looked at me in this really mean way

And I was so disturbed by the whole thing. Yeah, I mean technically it is illegal to sleep at bar But like people fall asleep and movies all the time Also, it was called the boss baby and there were tons of kids don't tell me that one of them wasn't fucking asleep Right, you should be like or the parent or something to take a break wake up your career only person I'm so right. They were right to wake you up. I'm on their side. I'm still sure I'm I had a shot I'm the issue you can't be asleep at a bar. You can't be asleep at a bar So because because then that is a law They'll think that you're drunk and you shouldn't be served. Okay, you can't have a good point

You can't have kids at a bar. So what what had you been certain have you been drinking alcohol? I mean, it doesn't even matter. It doesn't even matter though But I mean I had a half a glass of champagne still left like I was chuckered out It was a long afternoon. So you had ordered alcohol there so there you go. Well, that's that's making more sense I guess but I feel like the shooting movies all the time you keep saying that I If Bruce asked me to go to a movie that I don't want to say I'm like sure I could really use a nap Yeah, man It has made $89 million in the US. It's up to 200 million worldwide.

I kind of dozed off at a movie one time. Had you ordered alcohol? No, I was just, it was a 10 o'clock showing. And I had been up since I think like 5, 30 or 6 because we had like an early call time for a shoot. And so I was just exhausted, but we had already bought the tickets for it. And it was, I felt so bad.

It was a Master Pancake show. Ooh. And I fucking love those. And like, I think it was just like, I just wasn't into it as much as I should have been. And I was tired and it was 10 o'clock. So like by the time things started going, it was 10.30 and then it was like,

what movie was it? I don't even remember. I don't even remember the last time. It was either Brave Heart. Because I was at that one with you. I think that fell asleep too. And we were so tired. I was drinking. You're that John Arler? They asleep too. And we were so tired. I was drinking.

You're that John Arlar? They didn't scold me that way. No, it was a great master pancake. If you're ever an awesome ghosty master pancake, it's fun. One of the best parts of going to the Alamo and experiencing awesome. But it's just one of those situations where I was enjoying it.

But I was just so fucking tired. So I like, I'd be like, this and be like, ha ha ha, like laughing with everyone. And then be like, like go back to sleep, like to make sure no one is looking at me. But if everyone's laughing, I would start laughing too, to make it seem like I was awake. That's something I do want to be intoxicated.

Yeah. I'm not saying it was the main reason we broke up, but there was a young lady that I was dating, and it didn't work out, and it didn't help that she fell asleep during both alien and aliens. How do you do that? Was it back-to-backer, or they had different times?

You're at different times. I was like, what time? Old Twat's alien, I love Sigourney Weaver, it's the best. Check, yeah, look over. I was like, well, it's what Jaylene, I love to go anywhere, it's the best. Check, yeah, yeah, look over. I was like, I'm very interested. It's like, well, yeah, you have already seen it. Use years ago. I was like, yeah, okay, all right.

Well, let's watch aliens then. Ah, come on. There's some people who get, and I'm one of those people who, if let's say I'm like, oh, let's watch this movie, and I'm with Aaron, and he falls asleep while we're watching that movie. I'll get so fucking angry.

I'm like, no, he never falls asleep, but just as an example. Yeah. There's some people who get really pissed off if like their friend or or significant others on their phone or falling asleep and you're just like, no, I want you to experience this. If it's something I really want someone to see, then it's a no. Yeah. Pretty engaged movies, yeah. Like, it doesn't ruin my experience of watching it because they're not making noise

or bothering me, but it's like the it because they're not making noise or bothering me, but it's like the fact that they're not paying attention or watching it, I'm just like, I'm so annoyed by that. I went to a self-by-movie, it was a premiere for Atomic Bond, and I can say who it was, but I was with a Ruchichith employee

who was on his fucking phone, and the cast and director and the crew were sitting like two rows back. It was Bernie. One Bernie. Again. Sales department. Okay. It's long with say, but I was just like, I was just like,

Megan. And then we were sitting in the middle, and then in the middle of it, he gets up and he like, he is a good shit. And he started walking over people to get to the aisle to take a phone call. It was the most embarrassing thing I remember. I was just like,

That sounds like Alan. You got to get called out. Well, Alan. So it's South by when it's like, this is the premiere of a movie, or like it's a big deal. It's showing the movie there. It's basically moving. What theater was that?

Paramount. Was it Paramount? It was Paramount. For state. Paramount? Yeah. It's Paramount. For state, Paramount? Yeah. It's our hardcore Henry last year. Yeah. That's what I think was like that.

Me too. I haven't watched it since the premiere. I should watch it again. I kind of want to see it again. I don't know. I kind of got a little hool by the end of it. Were you sitting there close? Because of the motion sickness.

I was like off to the side. I think we were sitting together. I think we were sitting together. We were really close to each other. I did. Do we hold hands? No, like you sat next to me for a little while then I made you move, because you kept trying to grab my dick.

Right, right, right, right. To the popcorn. I remember that, yeah. It was a magical moment. I was distracted from that. So I think that my theaters are perfect for hand jobs. They are. How do you know?

I mean, I don't. I'm just saying they would be. I'm always asleep, so I don't know. I'll skip a little bit of that tug. I, uh, I don't think I've ever saying they would be. I'm always asleep so I don't know. I'll skip a little bit of that tug. I don't think I've ever done anything sexual in a movie theater before. I think a movie theater is like, I respect a movie theater almost

as much as people respect a church. It's just like, it's like, that to me, it's like a museum almost, unless it's like a really fucking bad movie like a pop-back. I once did it doggy style and the pizza. You once did it doggy style? I'm totally fucking happy. It was my own kids winner. You once did it doggy style? I'm totally fucking. Oh, never done anything.

Oh shit, I'm like, oh my god, you boogie, you believe me. I was doing doggy style. It was really missionary. I was not gonna praise you. The total misdirection. I ordered the other day, it was yesterday. I don't know how this happens. I was watching TV and I saw a commercial for Rogue One

out on Blue Ray now, right? It's like, oh shit, Rogue One, I wanna buy the Blue Ray. So I load up Amazon on my phone. I'm just gonna buy the Blue Ray, I'll have a ship here. They're kinda stock. Yeah, they went through the same thing. Mine's on Backwater right now. How the fuck does that happen?

I don't know, they did a week, previous of just digital, and you can buy a digital, but I can't stand digital media. I have to own physical. Yeah, digital is fine, but I prefer physical, because it looks better.

Yeah. Like in a pants you want to stream it, sure, fine, whatever, but it's really, it always looks better on disk. Don't think the same thing, piss me off. Hey, I wonder why everyone,

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Model that bottle right there. Model that bottle. Who's about to put it in? Who's about to put it in? I don't know. I have to think about, I mean, well, I could do that for you. I could think of something to do with it.

I could model that bottle. I could do it. Oh, that kind of model. My parents might be watching. Your parents are first members? Yeah. You got to show it off, being a white at it, or you're just like... I mean, like any product. So, you got...

So, give me that bottle. You bought Barbara and I our first sham bongs. You're constantly, if you see something, a new article about champagne, you're always sending them to me. Only good ones. We recently had the champagne flavored nail polish, which is just fucking disgusting. Gross. What?

Because you don't want to, why would I want to bite all my nail polish? Flavored. Not scented? Flavored. That's stupid. That's dumb. Like your fingernails underneath them are dirty as it is,

and like not clean all the time. And then like, why would I want to bite off the color? Like just to have a taste of a champagne. Lip gloss always kind of confounded me. Like Dr. Pepper flavored lip gloss that I was still I'm not thinking about that. The Dr. Pepper lip gloss actually is really good. If you like the taste and it is really good.

Yeah, from lip, what's it called? Lip smacker. Lip smacker. Because by the end of it you're just like. No, you don't do that. It's more of just you put it on. It smells good. And every time you happen to be talking

and like a little bit of your lip goes in your mouth I think one of the funnier ones you sent me was that champagne gun. Oh Right forgot about it was like a champagne water gun, but it was a lot more intense. It's like what just happened earlier when I When I open that bottle I have a first for the podcast I Have to pee real bad. Oh, you knew this was gonna happen. I did I tweeted about it earlier today's Never have I've never left the I forgot to get you the diapers Bethany is gonna buy me some did! I tweeted about it earlier. Today's my birthday. I've never left the party. I forgot to get you the diapers. Bethany was gonna buy me some depends before I parted.

I wanted to do a challenge to see who could last the longest. Or Pee the Fur, pre-person a diaper. I had to leave a post show the other week when Jessica Negri was here because I was gonna shit my pants. I remember that. Dude, I always shit my pants in the day too. I took gluten pills, I treated a large pizza, and I was like, dude, straight through. Just a little rumble, rumble in your tumble. A lot of it was like in the day too. I took glit and pills that's reading a large pizza and I was like dude It's straight through a little rumble rumble and you're

A lot of us like in the bathroom brushing her teeth and it was like she's like, oh almost done It's like get out Like pushing her down. I made her finish in the kitchen. You're like the lion king or not the lion's fucking beast in beauty and the beast You're not to be in the West Wing You only have one bathroom. Yeah. My old house was like that, one bathroom. When I moved, I was really happy

because my new place has three toilets in it. Oh my God. And I'm like, I'm set. I don't have to worry about anything like that ever again. Three toilets? Fucking live in like a king. Yeah. Can I go to the bathroom?

You don't answer permission. I thought you were just gonna go when you need to go. I was actually thinking the other day that I hope you and Esther, like, are ready to buy a new house soon that I can rent this to the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, you don't ask for permission. I thought you were just gonna go when you need to go. I was actually thinking the other day that I hope you and Esther like are ready to buy a new house soon that I can rent this one from you. Cause I love the location and I think I would love the floor plan. Oh, you did? I know where it is and I know how it looks.

Like I've never been. So well, while she's gone, I got a quick thing to ask. I have, I know you have not. But have you played any mass spectendromatine? No, I have. People keep asking. Like, I finally finished it. I'm going to talk for a few minutes about it real fast.

Patching in, aren't they? Yes, there was a patch that came out already, and they announced, like, long-term plans to address a lot of the issues that the game has. I am biased because I'm a huge fan of the Mass Effect Universe. And I thought it wasn't a great game, but I think a lot of the criticism of it is overblown. Wasn't it just facial animation? Because there's other things.

The game engine and the combat looks really pretty and pretty dope. Yeah, I mean, it's facial animation. Sometimes characters bug out, the camera bugs out. Shit doesn't load right. Some of the writing is awful trotious But I mean, I think I was not a huge fan of the first massive at game

I think that they did something really good with two and three and I still like three even the people hated that But I think that they have I still think they released that game too early I think if they had another couple of months to polish it, it would have really been a lot better. I'm trying to take an example of another game that they did that too. Probably Battlefront? I'll say also, I mean, No Man's Sky. And again, I thought No Man's Sky was fine when it came out, but they've done a lot to fix that. But Battlefront was the same way.

It's like, and they said that the first thing was they said they were going to delay in Dramat as long as they needed to in order to fix it and make it right. It still shipped fairly broken. Do you play any games at all, Bethany? You're just like, I looked over and you're just like, I know, I fell asleep for a second. I thought it was another movie. Hey, you've been drinking. You need to stop doing this.

I'm just like a bar. There's a bar. Look right behind you. I don't play any video games, but I streamed with Bruce recently. Yeah. I think what I loved about it, well, he was playing Zelda Zelda he's pre-obsessed with it lately um but what I liked the most about it was interacting with the fans she was trying to be really stealthy about it like they were gonna see you I liked interacting with the fans the most like it was easier for him to focus on the game and I could

read off what people were saying and like they were asking our TX and all sorts of events but I don't know like I get it I get like what the hype is about I just never I mean aside from being a kid and playing like Mario and I played the Lion King on Sega that was something I play. I had that too. Jared played Aladdin on Sega thinks so. She was hard. Lads. Like one of my favorite games as a kid.

Made that and cool spot. My car cool spot. I've never heard anyone say cool spot was their favorite I love cool spot and tow jam and Earl were like my Spider-man game with carnage in it. That's pretty dope. Oh, and that fucking X-Men game to that brawler What's that was there a console port of that or was that arcade? I had a console port. I think he was on a Sega Okay, so you could play a Was there a console port of that or was that arcade? I had a console port, I think it was on a Sega. Did you guys ever play a Knights on the Dreamcast? I remember that, yeah.

I believe I did. That, like, as a kid? I was looking at me to ask, no. I'm like, maybe you have it. I don't know, this is the piece of shit that had the weird little window on the controller, right? Yes. I would not have called it a piece of shit.

Glorious console. I like Dreamcast, yeah. Dreamcast was awesome. Dreamcast had a a couple good games. I remember playing Knights as a kid and thinking like, I was like seven or eight maybe, or maybe nine when I played the dreamcast. And I remember thinking.

I was 21 when the dreamcast came out. I remember thinking, this is probably what it's like when you're like older and you do drugs. It was like a gateway to drugs for you As a kid I was just like I can't wait to do drugs when I'm older so it's very nice Hey Bruce is coming in town this weekend. Yeah, tomorrow. Yeah, we're gonna shoot some stuff with him Your episode of relationship goals come out comes out this week. I think too. Yeah, I don't know when it was coming out

I mean they're monthly. Yep, I don't know if they have announced that yet, but that's happening. Bruce saved my ass. I don't think they have. Okay. Wait a minute. Whoops. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Good. Someone has to play the spoiler. I don't even know. I didn't know when I we shot it, but I didn't know when it was coming out. I don't keep up with this stuff. I'm horrible. It's the 14th of every month. Okay, 14th of every month. So this month, yes. I think on Friday, on Friday, cool. If my math is correct.

We, if I can't get less, it's an hour doing another one of our food streams tomorrow. Oh, yes. What are you going to eat? Oh, barbecue. It's called a mastication party. What do you do? Those are here in the bedroom. People can't drop eyes. Oh, they absolutely can. Yeah. Last time we got like Keso and salsa when they did the Mexican food one. Oh, the shank.

I don't know if you saw it. We filmed a little promo video for it. No, I did see it because I uploaded it to our social media today. It was so weird. Yeah. Like Nathan over in marketing asked us to make a video. I was like, sure. And I was like, well, just do like a talking head thing.

We say, you know, what it is when we're doing it. And Esther was like, I hate that. We need to make a video. I was like, sure, and I was like, well, just do like a talking hit thing. We say, you know, what it is when we're doing it. And Esther was like, I hate that. We need to do something good. I was like, okay, what do you want to do? So she came with a bunch of ideas. And then that's the one we ultimately settled on. Well, Esther's fucking great. She's been getting to rocks in her,

in Twitter is like, they're minerals. They're minerals, sorry. They're minerals, they're like really cool pictures. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw you ask. I saw you ask. Yeah, how she did it. I'm gonna buy one in the diamonds, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw you ask. I saw you ask how she did it. I'm gonna buy one on Amazon, I think.

Yeah, she just has like some macro lens attachment that she puts on her phone for that stuff. So like, where do you guys store those? She's got like little display boxes that are just like, they're on a table in the living room. You guys ever go to that place? It's a in Austin, the minerals place. The one real close to here?

The student fucking sign, yeah. Yeah, no, we went there once, and we couldn't forget why anyone would ever go there. We was just not able to. It's more like, James for like holistic healing. My head just went through like a list of names. I would call my store if I sold those.

Yeah, what? We rocked your socks off. All right, I'm sorry I We rocked your socks off. Ah. All right. I'm sorry I asked. Rocks and roll. Rocks and roll. Barbers the dad. Yeah.

Barbers, the queen of dad jokes. No, like I just felt like it's a weird place. I don't know why anyone would go there. It's like crystals and shit. That's what makes this a lover's. What does it go with? Crystal Palace. Dreamers.

It's like a couple blocks up. You're gonna go dreamers? I've been a dreamer before. You guys are gonna go dreamers? Hell yeah, called? Crystal Palace. Dreamers. Dreamers. It's like a couple blocks up. You're good dreamers? I've been a dreamer before. I've been. I've been. You're good dreamers before.

Hell yeah, I've been there. No. What's dreamers? You're like, you ain't. No. You ain't. You ain't. You ain't.

You ain't. You ain't. No. It's a sex shop. I don't need to go to a sex shop. You haven't been to a sex shop. I've been to a sex shop. I know you've just never had dreams come true. Let's go. Okay, let's go after the podcast. I've been there before. I need to talk about where we wanted to go to dinner and now let's talk about where we want to go. So, sex shop.

The only thing about going to a sex shop is you walk in there and you think, holy shit, I'm gonna get judged. This is gonna be like so awkward. I know, I went out. I'm going to a sex shop. No, after the first time I was going in alone, I was just like, this is great.

These people are very professional and kind. And they're like really nice. But I did go in there and I had a really bad experience as a sex shop. So I went in and I was buying a gift for my girlfriend at the time, and I was looking for, well, what color was it? I was gonna say that.

I did a vibrant. I was open to colors, I was open to materials. No, so like I didn't want to give a dildo just because like that's that's for me. That's that's my area But you know if they want to do some bus stuff thing. You want the Dildo on you? No, no, no, no I don't want to I don't want anything in me. I'm sticking the things in the and her things So I want to give her a dildo because that's for me that's literally what you said. Oh shit Okay, no, no like I didn't I don't want that whole plug by Dildo because that's that's literally what you said. Oh shit, okay, no, no, like, I didn't, I didn't, I don't want that whole plug by Dilo, because that's my whole.

Okay, that's your job. I claim that whole. You plug that whole yourself. The other whole fair game, that's what I was there for. It was the butt hole. Yes, the butt hole. So I went in and I was looking for some specific things, you know. Like anal beads?

Not anal beads, but plug. But plug, okay. So I was looking for that. I like how you won't say it until someone else says it first. I know, just say it. It's like, I was talking about sex shaps. It was, so I got the, it was late for butt plugs, but I was too shy to ask for help.

And the lady saw me like wandering around like a fucking loser. She's like, she needs to lose her's like you. Probably. So she's like, huh, do you need some help? And, and then I went up and I opened up a mouth see. And then I realized she's gonna think that whatever I'm buying is for you. But who cares?

Because I immediately went into, oh yeah, this is for my girlfriend. And then she was like, okay, and I'd be like, oh, god, she thinks it's for me. She thinks it's for me. I guarantee the great thing about sex shops and like anywhere you go, honestly, there's always gonna be someone

weirder than you who's been there before. Who they had happened. I think the store. Yes, I don't think they give airder than you who's been there before. Who they've had. I was in the store. Yes, I don't think they give a fuck about you. They don't give a fuck. They're the sensitized. But it's me that you're talking about here. So I'm a fucking lunatic.

Honestly, even if I was buying something for a boyfriend, I'd probably be like, yeah, I'm looking for this. Yeah. Well, Chiss, I want to see that person. Because it sounds more fishy if you have to follow it up with all of these reasons. Yeah, my friend, she lives in Canada. We made it and had her falls.

Yeah. She said something about a butt plug. A butt pluk? I don't know if that's what it is. But actually, that's like plukies. But it went down that path where I was just like, oh, I'm looking for this for her. And I kept on like adding that in.

And then she'd be like, okay, well, and I found that the perfect set of butt plugs, who's great. And where do they look like? They're nice little, I can't remember as a while ago, they're like, you know, little spinning tops. Little spinning tops. Thank you.

How do you know this? Thank you. You know how he knows. So I got to pack a three of various sizes and they have little crystals on them, nice little crystals. So it's something fun and mesmerizing to look at when I'm doing it. So then, and then I get out there and she was like,

you know, we have a, we have a student discount if you have your ID and I was like, oh yeah, it's in my car. So I ran out to my car and I couldn't find it. And then I came back in and I was like, I don't know how my ID, but I promise I'm a student and like it was just, all of it was fishy. I walked with it.

She's giving me the bump plugs man, I need the bump plugs. She totally thought that I was just plugging my own book. What was the discount for being a student and like it was just all of it was fishy. I wash away. She's giving me the bump plugs man. I need the bump plugs. She totally thought that I was just plugging my own butt. What was the discount for being a student? It was like a good 10, 15%. I don't know. You know, I feel like a set of like $60 bump plugs. $60?

$60? $60, man. I know but $6 off. Oh, it's a good deal for a student. I get the nicest quality bump plugs. I have never gotten a sex toy as a gift. I have. You have.

From someone who was not my boyfriend. Oh, this is it. Oh, I have a friend. Were you dating somebody when he gave it to you? No, yes. Eww. You know this person. Eww.

It's a person we know who I've known for a very long time who works at Playboy. And this person had access to like all these things like inventory of stuff that they would get at the company that was like still package, still new, but like nobody wanted or they had nothing to do with it. So he messaged me when he goes, do you want any of this stuff? And he like listed off a few things and I was like, yeah, sure, like send that over. So he just sent it to me in the mail. It wasn't like he was like, here, tell me about this when you use it. Yeah, so let's totally different scenario.

I had just like something I received in the mail. I'm just like, how long did this happen? Like three and a half years ago, three four years ago. Okay, so I was in an equation. I'm in sex toys. Someone in my department, I won't say who. We all know who it is. All right, you don won't say who. We all know who it is. All right, you don't have to say anymore.

I know who it is. She was just telling us that she just ordered a new chest, like a chest, like the open and put things in and like close it because her drawer, her like nightstand drawers, is too heavy that things are falling out of the bottom because of the sex toys. Whoa. This is what I don't get.

And this is just speaking from personal experience. I know what you're gonna say, and I'm probably gonna agree with you. How many do you need? That's what I said. I was like, after one thing, maybe two things, like they're all the same. Yes, something that gets the job done.

Yeah. I guess it's like, maybe I don't know, because I have something that has like different power settings. Spicero. And different like motions. Sure. So it's like, I don't know because I have something that has like different power settings. Spices and different like motions. Sure. So it's like it's kind of like a multiple thing in one. Even the most experienced person. Five seems like plenty.

So I don't know how many things that you have. Maybe you want to it's like a surprise grab back. You don't pick one. You're like reaching and just grab whatever. Oh, it's fucking me tonight. Yeah. Good. I'm gonna regret telling this.

So I had a girlfriend a while ago and we wanted to, we were in that level in our relationship where we wanted to start incorporating toys and stuff like that. It wasn't growing stagnant, we just wanted to spice things up. So she had a, I guess a dildo, but it was like, it was like a hard plastic one.

So it was like small. It was kind of like, it was basically like a toothbrush. Like a motorized toothbrush. I thought it wouldn't be, was it that's fun? Nice. It was like small. It was kind of like, it was basically like a toothbrush. Like a motorized toothbrush. I wouldn't be, was it that thin? Nice. It was like a thin thing, but then it had a little bowl at the end. Was it just a vibrator or was it? Yeah, I guess it was a vibrator, but it was like a hard plastic one, right?

Okay, yeah. So we're in the act of making love, as you call it. And I don't think you make love with sex toys. Well, I was making love with my mouth. So we're doing that and I have it. And then I was like, yeah, I'm gonna spice things up. I'm gonna, I'm gonna like get this thing ready for her. And then while it was on, I took to lubricate it.

I put in my, oh my God. No! And it was like, ah, it hurt my teeth. And I was like, ah, in hurt my teeth. And I was like, ah, in the middle of the oral sex. And I played it off like a champ. You didn't even know that I broke a fuck to that. I think you make love with your mouth. There was a video that we filmed.

I'm going to talk about it because it's been so long since we filmed it. It's a video that never came out where a bunch of us had to, like, we were given sex toys and had to explain what it did. Oh yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah, that was fun. I never came out. And there was one which made me less so.

And if you didn't know, did you have to guess what you thought? We had to like talk like they would, like there was prompts that the person filming it would ask us. Like, what does this do? Who, what do you use this on? Like a bunch of other things. Like, what hold does this go in? Stuff like that.

And there was one that I remember was my favorite one. It was a mustache and it like had like a rubber band around your neck and it would vibrate. I guess because like it's to like for guidey is when he's eating a girl out. I think it's what we just did. It wasn't comfortable. I was like, oh!

But like someone would put her on and just be like, yeah! I'm like vibrating so hard to, I'm gonna tickle your nose. It's basically like awesome. It's like this to you. That's really funny. But I was like, can we take this one home? I don't remember filming that. You were never in that one.

Yeah, I figure I wasn't in it. Was that here, was that the old studio? It was here? It was on that green screen over there. It was a couple of years ago. I remember too, like my gag, my running gag was, if I didn't know what it was, then I automatically assumed it was a pipe

for smoking weed, so I stick it in my mouth and go, mom! Yeah, we've been here three years now. Yeah, I remember that. We filmed this one. It was one like, Aaron and I were already dating. And I remember because it was him and I doing it. And like, you were with,

no, brand, Chris or John or Tyler. Tyler, you're with Tyler. And they had like people and like sets of two who would like they would give them the object and they would do it or like test it out. And there was one that looked like one of those, you know those hanging monkeys that you has at a kid?

Oh yeah. There was one that was like a black one and it I think was supposed to go like in the prostate. So just hang it down. Wait, I don't really understand. Like it was like hooks. It was weird. I thought it was like a butt in vagina, like at the same time.

Me too. Kind of just like, boop boop boop. But no apparently it's like a prostate simulation. You can just easily carry someone around. Carry your partner around. It's boom. Here we go. Or you could like, you know, hang your keys on it.

And if you're got to go out and about, you should just angle it there. Yeah. That joke. It's on the network somewhere, I'm sure you could watch it. I'll have to look for it. Yeah, sometimes I like looking around and random folders for production, just to see stuff that people have filmed

or what's coming out. I forget that we can do that sometimes. Like, you can see stuff as it's being made or as it's progressing. It's always interesting to see. Yeah, you do that a lot. And sometimes I don't like it, because I want you to see a finished product,

and you'll see the rough. That's how I saw Aaron's ass. Yeah, me too. That's the first time I ever saw his ass, and I'm just kidding. Yeah, the day five, sexy, and they had to film for when Aaron was the doctor. Yeah, just brought me to the network.

I found that video. It's like, fuck do we have to? That whole raw video is on the network, like not even like when it's small on the screen, like in day five, but just full. I think it was like in 4K. And all the rough footage too, such as this woman that's just topless on our network,

just pretending to get fucked by my boyfriend, not like no big deal. So, well, she was a hoot. I'm sure she was. Yeah. I heard she was a very nice lady, and I have no problems with her, but get the fuck away from my boyfriend.

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how often do they send them to us? Yeah, once a month. So good. Every month we were getting something different. I remember the ones that we get them every month or so. How often do they send them to us? Yeah, once a month. So good. Every month we were getting something different. I remember the ones that we really liked were the little waffle. Oh, the built in waffle points. Yeah.

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We're making great stacks. You know, buttershit. What a great way to describe it. That peanut butter one is awesome. I love those me my pencils Dirkie Mmm Gus, would you like any snacks? I would we got some strawberry lemonade fruit stars big island pineapple Turkey, oh It's right here. Oh, this is peanut butter pretzel. Those are great. The crunchy one the pineapple is really good too

Yeah, I like that pineapple a lot everything is good. I want to try this turkey. All right, snacks. Oh man, that's really good. What's that one? I can have turkey. If you're not a bit churn, I suggest this one. You don't eat meat except for fish. Not that kind.

She's a pescatarian. Is that what it's called? You had chicken with a little, right? What? Didn't you say you tried the chicken? No, I said I didn't have the chicken, but people were saying that we get catered lunches every Monday. And I didn't like what we had for the vegetarian option, but people were saying the chicken was good.

Get fluffle. The fluffle was really good. It was dry as fuck. And that wet fluffles? Dry now. I like fluffle. I thought the... Normally I really do like...

I thought the food was really good today. Well, I enjoyed it. I'm just a very picky eater, so. There's like a lot of stuff I thought the, normally I really do like, I thought the food was really good today. Well, I enjoyed it. I'm just a very picky eater, so. There's like a lot of stuff I never heard of before, like that one thing that look almost like a lasagna. I don't know what it was. It was a something chab or chab. Chab.

I'd never heard of it either, but I couldn't eat it because there was meat in it, so. Yeah, but it's always interesting to see like what the different things that we get every Monday. I think we started, Roosti started catering lunch for all the employees on Monday because we used to have all hands. It's a really nice thing. Yeah, the company does.

And we don't have the meeting every Monday anymore, but Ristie continues to do a catered lunch every Monday. I look seeing that line form. Yeah, I was at the back of the line today. It was always great for us because it used to be like catered lunch to come in around 11.45. We'd have the managers meeting at 12 o'clock and then the all hands at 130 I believe. And so since we had to do the managers meeting, basically everyone was told,

managers get to cut line, get the food. Cause I have to go to the meeting. So I just stroll in and it's just like, I'm just gonna get my plate of food and that was at the time where animation was still here. So there would be like 200 people. Oh, no, we don't go back. But I was just like get my play to food and that was at the time where animation was still here So there would be like 200 people behind oh no, we'll go back But I was just like whoopsy yeah, the line would go. I mean you haven't been here to stage five before but it would come from the break room All the way like almost like all the way back out here behind the podcast. Yeah, but like where our office was

Yeah, so it's pretty much the the length of stage five. It's like 60 yards or something probably yeah Cuz it would come down and then come across yeah, people yeah was yeah, people at Ristarty love their food free food I love food. Yeah, now animation has their own building so they have like their own somethings they get different food I don't know why yeah, sometimes their food's better. I want to go eat over there So we should just drive over we get an email that says like it's cool the service that we use it It sends an email to everyone saying like this is One of the places you'll be getting food from, and this is the other place.

But I never know which ones for stage like our stage. So the one you can find, I know how to do know the trick. No. Which everyone says for a van. Oh, that's the one here. Also, yeah, for Lauren. Is the one over there. For Lauren is over there.

For a, gotcha. Cause they're the ones that have like the, special food. Special food thing. Yeah. Specific thing? Yeah. I feel weird going over there because I don't know some of the animators, so I'll just be walking in and be like, I mean, you know what? I mean, you know what?

Put a miles, Carrie, and Cole, and I could probably list off on two hands. Yeah, lots of them I was there. I made a bit of a scene. Was it? No, I wasn't. Jordan. Who's the guy with the long hair? He's the guy with the long hair. He's the guy with the long hair.

He's in charge of like scheduling the video recording. Yeah, Kyler. Sweet dude, super nice. One time when I was drunk, I gave him the longest hug and I wouldn't let go and he was totally freaked out. But I was like, it's cool, it's cool. And then you also grabbed him by the shoulders and he went, he works so hard.

It does, Kyler does work so hard. Well, also, we need to release those drunk videos. Anyways, so I'm looking for the we need to release those drunk videos. Anyways, so I'm looking for the door to get into our animation building and I found it just as he noticed that I was there. So I reached to grab the door and as he was opening it in my finger, basically,

you got locked. And he just like ripped off like a chunk of my fingernail and I was just like, Grace, I hate it. It's, no, it was used a while ago. But basically and I'll just like I said, no, it's useless. Okay, but basically it was just like just screamed. Did he feel bad? And then animation was like, yeah, he did feel bad.

Aw. Cause he's poor little carler. So. No, you can't forget his name. Guess not. Cause he just learned it. You work so hard. You work so hard.

You work so hard. Dude, this kind of video is so funny. I finally so hard. You work so hard. Dude, this kind of video is so funny. I finally got a key to that other building. Oh yeah? And to this building. And to this one. Thanks to my team.

It used to be, so I don't work in stage five. I work in another building. It used to be I didn't have a key to that building. And I always get here early. I get here before any. I don't know. We're like to the building. That building and that building?

Yeah. Wow. So I would have to wait in the parking lot for someone to show up with a key to let me into my own office. before anyone. I don't know, we're like to the early people. That building and that building? Yeah, wow. So like I would have to wait in the parking lot for someone to show up with a key to let me into my own office. But yeah, luckily someone, one of Bethany's employees got me a key for the early people. I think these bitches just can't even say that.

You treat your girls right? I love them. I couldn't do anything that I do without them. They're the man's. It's really handy. We were talking about meeting and I was like, I'll send you a calendar invite. Like, oh, don't worry. My staff's already taking care of that. Yeah, we were talking about getting lunch because we love home size. And so we haven't been in a while. And we, like, Gus and I always go together. And so we're

like, well, we should set up the stuff. And Gus was like, okay, who should I invite? Like, on the team, like, who should I send it to? I'll start a calendar. And I was like, Alex is already about to hit send. He's like, must be nice to have a staff. I was like it really really is. I used to be your staff Not really I never You're my manager for like yeah, but I would never make you do stuff like that That's your send a calendar and that or something like I like I always felt bad because when we shared an office People would come in looking for me if I wasn't there and then you have to like update them And I was always told you was like you're not my secretary. Yeah, you shouldn't have to keep track of me people still

Yeah, I mean, I didn't mind. I didn't mind either Because you said the same thing to me once when it when she left our office and it was just us Because people just assume that I know where you are at all times because we're so closely connected and even though You're not my boss anymore that I report to People still ask me hey when's Gus gonna be out? Where's Gus? I'm like, I don't know anymore. But a lot of times I still do that. I saw a guilty, that was something that you would have to.

I just liked it, because whenever someone would come in, they're like, hey, have you seen Gus? I would always say, he's right behind you. Every time. I was speaking of which, my cutouts in your office now. Oh yeah, it is. I brought cutouts.

Because Maryl fucking scared the shit out of me by setting that up in my fucking office. I knew it was either, I honestly, the two people I thought of that pranked me was either Maryal or Gus. I thought either of them would have taken, you know, his big cutout thing. You don't think it's me or Blaine? You're probably the third I would think, but I thought I would think that Maryal or Gus would want to do it first.

Didn't you scream at the Rockleblanado office when it was in the bathroom when you were in? Yeah, well, the old office we used to be in, you'd have to go into the bathroom, close the door and then turn on the light, just like the way it was set up. It was weird. So by the time I close the door and turn on the light

and I turn around, someone had put the Gus Carp or cut out right there. The point was there, you can open the door when it's still dark first, when Maryl first hung it from the center. I'm seeing you. That's the first time I screamed when I saw still dark first, when Maryl first hung it from the center. That's the first time I screamed when I saw Gus's face, like fake face, and then was last week.

I literally shrieked so loudly and the people across the hallway, you know, who are not. The first time I was in the game, like looking over, but so embarrassing. I scream, I ask off to go let somebody in over that doorway over there. And someone actually taped it, hung it on the ceiling.

That's what I'm talking about, that was Mariel. Yeah, fuck, Mariel, dude, because I was running to get to the door and then I had to stop and I like fell down and get yelled at. Did you see what happened to Mariel this week? You're having a blast. This is fucking idiot. She fucking idiot.

She happened. We love you, Mar.'s just fucking idiot. She fucking idiot. She doesn't, we love you, Merrill, but she bought tickets to Goese Hamilton. Oh, dumbass, yeah, it's all that. In Chicago on April 30th. But the tickets were for April 30th and she was there this week thinking, like I don't know how April 9th, somehow, those makes sense.

Was convinced that the tickets were for April 9th. I don't know how she got it. So she like planned a whole trip with her girlfriend over to in Chicago to go see the show and realize I think that morning that the tickets for April 9th. I don't know how she got it. So she planned a whole trip with her girlfriend over to in Chicago to go see the show and realize I think that morning that they were for the wrong day. And just imagine it, because she was telling us this morning in our group messaging channel that like

that Laura, her girlfriend had been like, hey, like just make sure that it's for the 2 p.m. showing today, like they were on their way out of their Airbnb for the day. And then Mariel said that she checked her phone for the confirmation and her heart sank. And I know that feeling. I mean, I haven't fucked up that bad. But like when your heart is just like, you thought something was going to happen and it didn't and you're so often you're like, Oh my God, like we came for this reason.

And how do we get out of it? And it's your fault and you need a journey. And you have to fix it. They luckily were able to get tickets somehow for that day. I still go see the show, but she's still, I think, has to sell her old tickets. Oh, that's fish. She'll be able to sell them. Cause I've fucked up playing flights before, flights before.

And I just consider that stupid tax. So stupid tax is anytime you spend something and it's just money that is just wasted. It's like, I need to pay the stupid tax. Like me and my movie last night. Yeah, stupid tax. That wasn't that money. That was kind of like lazy times. And you got student's extra. Like me and my movie last night. Yeah, stupid day. That wasn't that. That was just that was kind of like lazy time.

And you got it back like times a billion because you were with me. It's true. It was worth it. I also considered the things that I get back in return. It's like, well, yeah, I fucked up a flight to San Francisco, but I get to go to Australia through the company.

So it's like, oh, it balances out. Yeah. Fucking eternal optimist blame. Plus I'll say if you mess up your flight, you get like airline credit anyway, right? Like you mess up flight. If you don't get on it. If you don't get on it. If you don't get credit anyway, right? Like you mess up flight. If you don't get on it. If you only afford the plane though.

Because I went through American, I don't know if I got the money. How did you mess it up though? So I was like, I needed to leave it. I didn't say you get the money. You get airline credit. Like, they'll, if you take it was $400, they'll credit you $4 with the airline.

I was too late. Like, I think by the time that it happened, I think I fucked it up to where I couldn't do that. Slash, I didn't look into it, so you were like, You can absolutely do that. You have a credit somewhere. I don't, do I? Yeah. No. Yeah.

If you didn't, if you never checked in, if you didn't, even if you checked in, if you did not get on that plane, you have airline credit. You'll look into this. I think you're full of shit. If you, if you show me your log and I can show you if there is one. Okay. No, that's good news. But I don't know where I was going with that.

I'm so excited. You're probably right. You've probably got that money. Unless you book your directly with the airline right now, it's like the orbits or some other third party site. If it was directly with the airline, you should have it. Zero coming trips. But I am platinum right now. So you've two more levels to get there. the third party site. If it was directly with the airline, you should have it, zero coming trips, but I am platinum right now.

So. You've two more levels to get there. Shoei, since Bethany's here, Shoei plugs some events, so we got coming up. Yeah. Yeah. Which, what's the events that are coming up in this?

What's the hot topic? Well, the one the most excited for, which happens to be the one that's coming up the closest is the Let's Play, Fucking Live tour. I know, that's actually called. Let's Play Live tour. Let's play, let's play, fucking live. Let's Play Live tour. Let's play live tour. Let's play live tour. You can check it out.

You can get the tickets via our website, the roosterchieflive.com website. We're hitting four cities in one week. We go to Newark first, then Baltimore, then Orlando, and then we end in Tampa. And it's going to be so much fun. Last year was fun when we did just the three one-off shows. You got to come to the New York one. Wasn't that badass? It was amazing. I mean, aside from Bruce

Shaveness fucking head, I mean, I have so much fun at those shows, even though I'm like, I have nothing to do. So I like to point it is so fun. And I'm not just saying this because I want you all to buy tickets. It's so much fun. And we're going to be on three tour of us is. A pair of going to Madness. Funhouse said on their podcast today that they're thinking about doing a whole story line through all the shows. Like some recurring thing that happens. They will.

They might have to do with those green emerald like anal beads that Bruce posted earlier. Oh, God. I don't think they're really anal beads. They're sold to tickets by the way. Oh, she did. Yay, Mariel for selling your tickets. She did.

You're redeemed. Anyway, you should check out the Let's Play Live tour. It's gonna be so much fun. Where can they go to buy a ticket? roosterchieflive.com. Check it out. You can always tweet me if you ever have any trouble. People do that a lot and I'm happy to help.

So that's kind of like the most exciting thing. We're leaving in less than two weeks. We're all getting on. We're all flying to Newark and then we're getting on tour buses from that part, point on. And also RTX event coming up. We've also got RTX event. Austin coming up, that's July 7th to 9th here in Austin.

Everyone knows where to go for that at this point. RTX Austin.com. We are going to be launching a new events, like a live events website soon, so that everyone keep, you know, this has been an initiative of mine for two years now. It's been forever since I started. Yeah. That we have one place for people to go to look at all of our live events.

Like what's up and coming? It's just on one page, different links to tickets. So I'm really excited. We'll probably launch that in the next month. But it's been a big undertaking because we just want like one main hub. Yep. So RTX Austin, please check it out. We have really crazy stuff happening this year, really fun stuff.

The same programming that you're kind of used to seeing, but also some new cool things. We'll have an interactive portion like we have. We're doing a really cool concert on Saturday night that we have not announced yet, but it's gonna be badass. We're gonna announce it, I think in a week or something. Yeah, we're setting up the... Yeah, so just stay tuned for that.

And then also we have RTX London, which everyone knows about. Gus is raising his hand. I'm looking at the RTX London website right now. And I know it's sold out, but I'm looking at the map showing where the event is and the dot isn't in the right place. Oh, someone's getting fired on my team.

Oh, who's faulted that? The dot is at the crown. It's close. It's close. It's close. We'll check it out. We'll fix crown. Plus a hotel, which is close to the Excel. We'll check it out. We'll fix that. It's like people that at least live in London know that Excel is in this kind of weird, like how would you explain where?

It's in dog games. But it's in this weird strip that it's really the hotels in Excel that are just right there in a couple of restaurants. But yeah, we'll fix that. Our chicks London is going to be really bad ass. We're already sold out of tickets, but there's a chance we might be opening up some more in a couple months. We gotta work out a couple of kinks, see if there's any extra space, but no promises,

but there's a chance we might open up a few more. And if it does open up, it's not gonna be very many at all, right? If we open any up, it will be very limited, and we sold out in 14 minutes this year. And I wanna clarify, it's not like a gimmick to say, we didn't officially say it sold out. No, no, clarify, it's not like a gimmick to say, like we didn't artificially say it sold out. No, no, no.

It's going to take a lot of work to try to free up even a little weekend. And I know you're going to do your best to try to do that. Yeah, I'm really going to work hard. We really want to have as many fans come out as we can get. So if we can open them up, we will open them up, that there will not be very many. So please keep an eye out.

We will make a lot of announcements about it to make sure it's fair and everyone can get on on the same time and all of that. But we sold out in 14 minutes and then we released another bunch and we sold out of those in less than 24 hours. So it's not a joke. We're not doing this. So to make people buy tickets and whatever, we just, if you want to go and you hear us say that we're really seeing more do it. Follow at RTX event on Twitter.

Follow RTX event. You could do. Yeah, I'm also tweeting out a lot. We'll post stuff on the RTX website via a journal post like we will, we will put it out there and let people know. But we've a lot of cool stuff. And then me, Carrie, Gray and Jordan will be at C2E2 in a couple weeks. I've always been curious about that event.

I've never, yeah, I've never heard about it. It's in Chicago. I think Megas 64 does that event. I think. One of the dates. It is April 21st to 23rd, but we're only gonna be there on the Friday. So if you're there or if you're in Chicago

and you're nearby, you should come by and see us. We have a panel, sign, and all that stuff. Cool, yeah. Yeah, I always been curious. Let me know how that goes. Cool, yeah. Yeah, I always been curious, I'm gonna have the girls. I will be at the gym tomorrow. Pump an iron. Exclusively.

You can come and pump it in a row. It's getting off our autographs, you'd like. It's big event. Bad joke. Just. Well, you're stuck in with it, that's the important part. All right, well, thanks for watching everybody. We'll see you guys next week.

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