Rooster Teeth Podcast - Blaine Avoids Star Wars Spoilers - #470

Episode Date: December 12, 2017

Join Blaine Gibson, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss desserts, Blaine's toilet paper emergency, holidays, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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No, I only like the Graham crackers. They're all sticky. Yeah, it's gross. And when you're on a campfire, campground, you're on a white bed, not white good. No, I only like the Graham crackers. There's a little sticky. Yeah, scrolls. And when you're on the campfire campground, you're on the white bets and the white bees. All right. It's just playing. Oh, hey, this is a blame Gibson on the RT podcasts and with me today, Gavin, Barbara, and I'm Bernie. And I'm playing. Uh, fun. Yeah.

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but December 15th, why does it say tonight and midnight? I don't know, because then... Well, you need to order by December 15th to get yourself in time for Christmas. If you want to do it as a semester. The flashtails for today, but the guy gets orders and doesn't give them. I'm not gonna give them.

I gotta, I made a special gift for people for Christmas holidays this year. We had a whole discussion last week on the podcast about the Christmas slash holiday thing. What's acceptable to see? What did you determine? Ellie told the story and I'm going to totally paraphrase it here and get it wrong. I don't remember the specifics of it. Do it in the accent. No. No, no.

The, um, I'm gonna put my hair over you. I'll come behind you. I'm just, how about that? But you do that and I will do the voice as you mind. Well, then do you know the story? But I just have to guess from what you're a mouse. It's got a hard to do in real time. You write it down. Oh god. All right. Everybody if we can put I get down. Oh God. Everybody if we can pull. What is that? What is that?

What is that? Chocolate pudding on the camera. Hey, that's my boss there. What are you doing? Dude, this is the shit that I would do, like my first couple of months at Rooster Team. You know, you've been working here for like two or three years.

Why are you still doing that? I think straight from the manages meeting. You know, old things blame. New ways to sell old things. are they set what are you selling? It's a putting sure I'm glad you said it's putting because I was really concerned as to what it was until you said Specifically that it's it's putting the the It looks like the peanut butter baby The bulls are happier. It's like your stomach

You should have a zit sweater. We put on the the balls just in case he wanted to do some mocap just here and there. Okay, that makes sense. Gluh. Malti functional. You're wearing a ball of clavicle, look at that guy. I'm wearing a ball of clavicle, yeah. Pubg.

Yeah, I screwed up my head with it earlier, and I'm just wearing it. Sorry, we're just going to the side check. What was your story? Oh, Ellie. This is a repeat from last week anyway. So, should you tell me a story about somebody who I think was like a nurse or something

who worked in a official position, then somebody patient was leaving and they wished them a Mary Christmas. And the patient stopped, turned and said, thank you, and thank you for saying Mary Christmas. And then the nurse said, oh well, I'm in happy holidays. Like went back on it.

I was like, well that just seems like at that point, you got her denomination correct. Why not just, why not just let her have the moment, but I get, it was the fact that she was like, thank you for saying, America. So that station essentially is offended that people use happy holidays instead of having some people tend to be.

Eh, you can never please everyone. I never thought Starbucks in there wore on American values with the cups. Oh, there's no way that cups. I've only read headlines about that. So this, I think that that's why it happens and that's why they do it. This year they did a, like a,

drawing of like families and holiday themed things and they had a cartoon that was marketing at their release to it and it was just like, you know, it's a happy holidays for everybody, you know, and it was like a couple, a man and a wife, you know, and then like a daughter and a son or something. And then there was like a gay couple. So it was like, I think it was like two women and they were like leaning in for a kiss and then the camera cuts away. And this is all cartoon format and people lost their fucking minds. Really? Yeah.

And they're like, I don't want that in my Christmas. I'm like, coffee. Yeah. So and then it was like last year, they did like red cups and that was a big. Yeah, they did red. I think it was two years ago. They did red cups instead of like the holiday cups that they typically do. And someone was just like, oh, they're like, these aren't the Christmas cups. They're it's a war on Christmas. It's like surely it's just whatever that company decides to do is fight. Surely it's just whatever that company decides to do is fight. Surely it's just a cup. Yeah. They can make it. Where's the blue, like dark though?

Like what's in someone go, how does someone get that crazy conspiracy to catch on? Does it happen fast? In fours? I don't know. We did a whole skit about it. The RT short about the Christmas cups. They bring the red cups out every year too, right?

You're using like a pumpkin spice kind of a gal Barb. Don't you call me white? Don't you get your eggs on and go to Starbucks every year? The red cups burning. I do not own I see literally as a red cup right here. I don't own OGS. This is the McDonald's look how I I want to kill someone after seeing those that's a tanning the red cups Look at those things. They look great. It's Christmasy. There's the green logo with the red cup. Oh, I just do not. It feels really crazy.

They have a drink called the holiday spice drink, right? What is that? Do they really? Yeah, I don't think it's like, as do they change. Sentus Giz. That's a holly. Oh, I've only recently discovered coffee.

I don't know how I did it, but I made it through college without ever drinking coffee. Like I was never wrong. Did they ever came up? Yeah, and then I love coffee now. It helps you shit. It keeps you awake. Yeah, it's a great thing And it's not like the actual chemicals make you shit, which they do But then you train your mind to just like the first sip of coffee and you're like, I need I need to go to the toilet Yeah, no, it has never happened for me I like I like and imagine here is that Blaine can't stay awake while shitting that you're falling asleep.

What are you trying to do that? I fall asleep on the toilet. I learned something about Barbara. I learned that you have to give Barbara coffee before a certain point in a day. It's usually before noon. But what happens if not, she turns into a normal interview. If not, even if I have like just as much coffee during the day,

but if I drink it afternoon, I get a really bad headache. Oh. But and it's only like a one cup of coffee thing. It's not like I need a lot of coffee, but I need to have to use as much coffee during the day, but if I drink it afternoon, I get a really bad headache. Oh. Yeah. But, and it's only like a one cup of coffee thing. It's not like I need a lot of coffee, but I need to have it before noon. And today I fucked up. Cause I had a shoot this morning where I had to wake up at 5.30,

I shot until about 11.30, then I went to the DMV to get my license renewed, which is a huge mistake, because I was there for three hours. Oh, what was that? The internet eliminated that. I thought it was online. I booked the time online. You, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, I went there, right? We got a license. Is that how you learned it, Gavin? Not how you learn it. I see someone told me.

Hey, Gavin, get it. I think you told me in the poll cost, actually. Yeah, they haven't even told me. They'll text you. I can't go. Oh, that's how I know it makes it easy. It's a bit you can basically queue online. That's the future.

But I didn't know that. And so I brought my switch, play a little Stardew Valley. It was great for that. Stardew Valley is also a really bad game to play if you're sitting in the DMV exhausted without coffee and without any stimulant. You made bad decisions in Stagia. You can be friends.

No, because it's so relaxing that you're just like, uh, fall asleep. I know the music's like. Yeah. I thought you're not getting Skyrim. You love Skyrim. I'm going to get Skyrim, man. You're going to get Skyrim. My favorite game. I played, you're not getting Skyrim you love Skyrim. I'm gonna get Skyrim You get Skyrim my favorite game. I played I played Skyrim I

Played on I gotta say this got to play I played it on the PlayStation VR. Yeah, PlayStation VR criminally underrated That is a great product It's a lot easier to set up than the Vive You just have to have the little camera on your TV and then just throw the headset on. That's it. You're gonna have the fucking towers. Well, for my setting up the VR space in my house

with the kids with the Vive is always a panic. I like try to buy tripods for it and all this stuff. This thing just looked a little PlayStation and it works probably 85% is good. But you don't get like the full. That's like a lot of it's sitting experiences. Because whenever you turn around, it's not recognizing it quite as well, right?

Because your head is getting in the way of the sensor that's on the PlayStation. You can, I can look behind me in stuff, but there is definitely a range to it that is more limited than the Vive. But it's a way cheaper product, and it's something that's like, we had it in my house

and didn't take it out of the box for probably eight or nine months and I wish we'd have taken it out sooner. Even like the little games they've got, fourth is the robot, I think it's called Playroom VR. Product that they make. Great. Do you need a pro or do you need to do an old place? Oh, I don't know.

I have pro. So, I'm not a qualifier. I'm not sure. There are so. So I'm not a qualifier. I'm not sure. There are so many times I'm watching the podcasts at home or like after the fact that you guys recorded it. And you make some type of noise or sound. It laughs so hard and no one else on the podcast is laughing. What is the sound?

I have the time I make them. Bernie, he doesn't make sounds or he stumbles over his words in such a great way. Well, you ask a very simple question and then you go, fair. Or you can just ask me something I agree with. or he stumbles over his words in such a great way. Well, you ask a very simple question and then you go, fair. Uh, or you can just ask me something I agree with. The other one of these asks me something I would agree with. Ask you a question you agree with.

Ye. What was that? That's it. That's the other one. What do you have a deal at? I think I know it's a thousand times. Ye. All right, ask me something that confuses me.

Gavin, what color is the underside of the moon? Oh! Remember what I always do that when I'm confused. I don't know, green does do the, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? I feel like we text that a lot, like just Y-E. Just me, I know, because Barbara's right here. And I think I only make stupid noise

whenever Barbara's in the park. It's so great. I just rewatch moments from podcasts with Bernie, where you either make weird noises or you stumble over words. My favorite one ever is... I think I know this one. There's two. When you're talking about Spider-Man at the Spider Factory,

because that's only like Gavin fucked up. And then there's one where you're like demonstrating how you fall so bad. He's demonstrating how he falls asleep on airplanes. And he doesn't, and he goes back. And it's like a false hug. It's just like a normal moment. I feel like he's dying laughing.

That moment. I knew that was what she's doing. Even thinking about it makes me laugh. I watched it back and I feel like the moment on camera doesn't reflect how good it was. I know. Because it's like the whole chair went from this angle as phenomenal. All right. What's your favorite thing that Bernie does? I can I know. Cause it like the whole chair went from this angle, it's phenomenal. Yeah, right.

What's your favorite thing that Bernie does? I can't think of anything that Bernie's done, but I know that there was this one time, and I can't remember what the context was. He was on the spot. Someone was holding a sock up to you and you see it and it was like a cartoon. On the spot. Disappear, but your bottle was spinning in place while you're out of time. I think through it on to you. I didn't realize it was on me. And I was like,

and then I vanished like a costume. My bottle was like Tom and Jerry and then fell down. Yeah, it was perfect. It was so perfect. How do you like your loot? You're wearing your Baclava? Bala clava. Bala clava as I said. No Baclava. Baclava. Baclava. Botswwana? Barbara! So, any, I'm right here. Revis' mother-in-law, I think, makes Baccholava, and she made it. And I've always heard of Baccholava. Now I'm confused what we're talking about. I'm out front to tangent now, because we said,

because Blinthead Baccholava. And I tried it. It was the most amazing thing I've ever eaten in my life. It's like a sweet. It's like a billion-like little layers of cake with sweet. Do you think someone's ever... Yeah. Do you think someone's made a Bologna Bologna?

Yeah. Oh. Do you think that that's ever happened? Maybe. Uh, no. I would definitely eat that. Or a Bologna in the shape of a Bologna? You could store it on your face,

rob a convenience store, and then snack on the way home in the getaway. It would be great if somebody robbed a store with a Bologna on their head. It's like, it's only Mr home in the getaway. It would be great if somebody robbed a store with a box of on their head. It's like, they totally misread the memo. Three days of Baliklava, someone just has to sit on their face. But you got that in a really cool thing that was sent out today by Xbox.

You got it? That was from Xbox. I believe because it said Xbox one on it. I assume it came from Xbox. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I tweet it nice. I publish it. That's a publishing thing sending out gifts like that

Yeah, I was nice. Were those controllers like expected special made for PUBG or were those just like some other special This was a debate and I was a sure that I think that just the recon controllers are they because they look way too Cool and unique for PUBG. I said it was a custom controller, but I was I was second guessing that myself When I said I that he thought they would like tech recon controllers. I think Gus left his around here somewhere. On the set. Yeah, he brought on to set earlier.

I thought, you can grab one if it's in my office. And we want to grab it out of my office. Where is Gus? My little crate. Anybody want to grab it? I got enough for you Gavin. If not, we're actually, we prefer it when he's not here. What, guess?

Yes? Where's Gus? Actually, we prefer it when he's not here. What guess? Yes. Where's gas? You call in that. I don't know. Where's gas? In memory of Gus, I'll say, let me read this. Oh, we get it. Holiday shopping can be tough, but thanks to movement,

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Starting their own company called the peanut butter. Because it's the middle. Really? Really? No, no, no, let this go peanut butter because it's the middle. Really? Really? No, no, no, let this go, let this go all the way. It's gonna pass out. That was it. That was it. She did a lot of medication.

That's controller. Oh, it's all the way. That's controller. Oh, it's, all right. So that's not a special pubg. So, wag my finger. Wag, wag, wag. Got it?

Oh, you got it. I want you to know that from my Instagram story, when I said it was a custom PUBG controller that I did try to get confirmation of that and everyone said, oh, that's definitely- You also have Google, though. I listen, Gavin, I trust the people that work here. So this is the controller we're talking about. This is really dope.

And it came in this thing, which is, people are calling a loot crate. They're calling it a care package. This is actually the crate that people have when they die. It's a little morbid. Oh, you get put in that. No, no, this is when you kill somebody, this is all the jumps in this drama and shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,.62 is like orange or yellow, right? Nothing's like not, I don't know.

7.62 is like beige. So what's in it? Right. And green. Oh, so then maybe it is, right. So here's the code. I was going to give away the code for the game, but it says you're not supposed to use it before December 12th. And I wouldn't trust the internet to wait to use the code. You're not supposed to use it.

I got a box level. Does your son have aisles? Well, I got a mouthful. It's like just for,'re not supposed to use it? I got a box level. Oh. Did you just have eye holes? No, I got a mouth hole. It's like just for... Oh, can I wear it? Yeah, here you go. But no eye holes? It's just for your mouth.

All right, let's have a conversation between two Balaklava's one without eye holes. It's got an illustrated map of a wrangle. By the way, did you know that's the name of the place? A wrangle? No, I've never seen a wrangle. I didn't know it was called a wrangle either. You know that.

It has a little frying pan to block all your bullets. Oh, your chicken dinner fell out I was thinking about the chicken dinner thing Hey, how's it? How's it going? You're already playing some pub G. Yeah, hey, lightly less fun. Look at that guy over that blabbers. Where? Oh, wait, I think it's just an eye hole maybe. No, no, this is definitely a mouth hole. Try it. Because it came with the frying pan

and it talks about chicken dinner so they want you to eat. Good point, you know. Good point. I have no logic. Also look that the seam is in the center of his head. The seamen on his head. The seam.

Get it off me. Where is it? It's the, what does it look like? It's just the eye holes. Just do it as the eye holes. Give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, do it as the eye holes give it a good joke here give us a glance Following it. Yeah, that's how it works. See look I'm thinking that thing but the glasses on it puts all head I

Think I'd know exactly who you're giving all your money Oh, God, I'm fucking up my glasses Oh God, I'm fucking up, I got glasses. Ha ha ha. You're looking at your TV and you realize that we were all right. Of what? The whole in the wall. No, I had to get a professional out to fill the hole in. Okay, it's not, but I got a TV. I'm good.

Got my PSVR going on. You realized that all the stuff in your house was really good quality. Go ahead. And then you have a good family. You some sleep bubble? Not everything in the house a good family. You some sleep bubble? Not everything in the house is good quality. I'm in the house.

No, do you know the story, Barb? So I was asked when I was in LA last week, I went into LA for, this is, we never talked about this kind of stuff. I went out for a sales meeting. There was a big sales pitch that was going on. And they said, hey, Bernie, we really want you to go along for this thing.

And I was like, no more say I did everything everything I could to get out of it, but I got right. I did a lot to try to get out of it. It was where I, okay, I'll go on this thing. And then while I'm in LA, I posted on Twitter, I said, I'm in LA, a friend of mine, she calls me, and she says, I have, or she tweeted at me actually. She goes, she says, are you in town for the Star Wars premiere? And I was like, oh, I go, no, but that's nice. What a kind invitation of you. Thank you very much. I'd love to go.

And then she texted me, she goes, if you're being serious, I have a plus one. And if you want to go, I need to know right away. And I was like, oh, wait, to the Star Wars premiere? Yes. And I was like, oh, wait a second. I should ask Ashley before I'm a plus one. You know, it's totally platonic.

Nothing weird going on, but I should still ask Ashley before I do that. And I also had plans with the kids on Saturday. Nothing huge. We're just going to go on. Pass Saturday. Yeah. We're just going to do some stuff.

And so I was like, yeah, I said, I got some things I had to have to try to work out. And I'm not sure. But so don't like sit on this ticket for me. This, this plus one. And she was like, okay, I understand. And so I called Ashley. I was like, what are you fucking idiot? Yes, go to the Star Wars

premiere. What's wrong with you? And then I talked to JD and I said, Hey, I got invited to go to the Star Wars premiere. He goes, when is that I go Saturday? And he goes, other tickets for us? No, he says, well, oh, Saturday, are you asking because we're supposed to be doing something? I said, yeah, he goes, no, go to the Star Wars, yeah, I was like, okay, great. I'm glad to see where the priorities lie on your and your kids. Yeah, he goes, no, go to the Star Wars. I was like, okay, great. I'm glad to see where the priorities lie on your kids. Yeah, they were like, fuck off.

And I texted her back, she'd already given away the ticket. It was like five minutes between the two. So I lost down and go into the Star Wars premiere because like everyone in their dog is getting into the Star Wars early, except for me. I know if you can ever trust anybody though. If you can pull up my YouTube and you star Wars. This company gone before you.

There's tons of people here. You're a mention. So there's some people going today. What's happening? Yeah, what the fuck? So this time comes up, I turned this down because I thought, I gotta clear this was actually first.

I'm about 95% sure she just took rice singer to go see Star Wars right now. Rice singer. Yeah, it's my cleaner. I said it's for the know. I believe. But I contribute to the know, and I can tribute to the know and I'm the I'm a star worst guy. I know. Well, I'm annoyed for you. Here's my thank you, Gavin. If I was going to bring anybody to a star

or me, I mean, it's your fiance, but I'm the star. Is microphone in his face? It was lavish. I did. I did. He was pushing me, Barbara. Well, someone else brought this up recently and they said, is Blaine the Star Wars guy or the guy who claims he's the Star Wars guy guy? Go ahead. Definitely the Star Wars.

What's that? Let me bring my comic book collection and my extended universe books in, and then we'll talk. How about that? How about that? How about that? I'm not the one making the claims. I think- Well, everyone's job's like you're making the claim. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and then Friday at 6 p.m. and then Saturday at like 11.

And then I go to Australia and I'm gonna see it there for like three more times, probably. Why do you wanna see it so many times to see it? Sorry, I'm Australia, probably. Do you not know Blaine? Why do I wanna see it? I saw seven, I think nine times in theaters. I need to clean this water for sure.

What do you mean clean water off your shirt? It's water. It's such a high quality shirt that it sits water like resistance. I don't know. It's just a new shirt. It's like a piss, my pants. Yeah, it does a little bit. I want to hit salt that.

Oh, they pan down just to just said that. Because I'm angry. So, you're, it's fair to assume that you're going to Australia because to go see Alana's family. Who? So, okay. Who never's family. Is that a good way to do that?

Is that fair assumption? Yeah. How does your family feel about you going halfway around the world at Christmas? Not great. Will this be your first Christmas away from home? Yeah, it'll be fun though, because I took her to see my family last Christmas. But yeah, it's gonna be a bit of an adjustment.

This is my first Christmas away from my family. It's gonna be your first summer Christmas. I'm the same this Christmas. Yeah, it's the first time I'll be in England. You gonna be in America? Yeah. Yeah. You know what I realized?

You know he's going to be. I am the best girlfriend for someone in the States to have. Because I'm Canadian and Jewish. So I could always go to their family for Thanksgiving and Christmas, because I don't do anything for either of those holidays. But I mean, So it's never a competition of like, which family do we go to?

Do you expect them to go to yours for Jew Week? Oh. It's pronounced Hanuka. Oh my gosh. Jesus. Do we go to do expect them to go to yours for? Jew week It's pronounced Hanuka. I got she says hey Jew week Jew week so barb ignore him just I have a question of clarification Does Jew week overlap with Christmas ever does it ever fall on the same day? It does overlap but Hanukkah is not it's not as big of a holiday. It's like a bacon. It doesn't Pass over some bigger deal. Pass over a bigger deal. It seems so weird to me, even as a kid,

all the Jewish friends would brag to me about getting eight gifts. And- Because we have to compete. Because Christmas takes over the fucking universe. It does. Yeah, so it's like we need something. Of Christmas. It's so sad to-

It's Christmas, it's Christmas, it's Christmas. That's a reference to the hit million dollars butt-up so it's out now,'s Christmas. That's a reference to the hit million dollars but episode. It's out now. I think it's on Facebook. It's on Facebook. Which one? But the holiday theme. Like the theme back.

You're in it. We shot it like three years ago. Or so one from the middle of 2016. Yeah. And we were it was like summer. It gave us the idea to do the theme pack. What's that? Which one gave us the idea to do the theme pack?

Yeah, the holiday one. Which one just sitting there. And we were reading that we used to read. Because usually the round table bits are done maybe like a month before we shoot the other stuff. And then I have to get you to remind me on the set like what the hell the scenarios were. Yeah.

And this one was an absolute nightmare. I didn't remember anything until that. It was like almost a whole year. It was like 18 months between. It was good though. And then yeah, I do feel the theme pack. Which I think the theme pack episode has been working out really fucking well. Do you like that? Yeah, I'm super diggin' them. Like I think the death one was good though. And then yeah, I give this the theme pack, which I think the theme pack episode has been working out really fucking well.

You like that? Yeah, I'm super digging them. Like I think the death one was good and then the video games one I thought was a great hit. Yeah, great. Can you say which, there's one more comment, right? I think we teased it today on Twitter. It's the fantasy.

Yeah, see, thank you. I think that's when tweets and crits are here as in half-wits, I don't know, it's a combination of the two. Yeah. Twitter and heroes and it's out already on Facebook. Okay. That one's out then. Yeah. Million dollars bought holiday. So I'm gonna see if that's on YouTube for people who...

I don't think it's on YouTube. It might be on our site if anything. It might be on our site. Got it. Bless you. Yeah. So you can go see it on Facebook. For free. For free. MGB the show. If you like million dollars, but on Facebook, it'll know fight you when we put one up. Although we just put up the last one.

It's pretty nice. Separate the last one. It's pretty nice. It's the last one. It would have notified you. So the stuff that I shot the other day, the round table, that is up for the next season. That's for season five. Season five. I've lost all track of seasons on this show. Yes.

So the Facebook wasn't like a season, it was like a theme pack that they were like, hey, we want to make something. But Twixed. Seasons. Yes. And then yeah, we're going to be moving on to season five. So. I'm in it. I was in it with, what do you, what do you want? He's got your fucking chocolate pudding shirt back.

You're dressed now. Trevor, Trevor, Trevor. Trevor's been wearing these really nice shoes recently. He comes around. You've been looking fashionable. Come here. I'm digging it. Come here.

Oh my god. What are you, what just, did that, you said him in the face with my face? No, no, no Come here. I'm digging it Did that you said him in the face You hit him a chin yeah Like a room Goldberg of I do you like you share this table with me? This week talking the mic you professional come on Blaine share Don't take them like what are you doing? What are you doing here here? Russell was a nice way to say that Gizzard is there a ham help for a wireless money chance anywhere? Is that so I'm popping off? I just got some weird looks and just standing over here with West?

What could possibly made that happen? I don't know He was like smiling and then he kept looking at you and looking at me and I'm like, what am I supposed to be figuring out something going on right here? What happened to What happened? It's just a happy guy. He's always laughing about something. Yeah, that's true. Laughing at people. How is the shit?

It was a... You cleaned up. It was comfortable. I actually feel a lot weirdly relaxed. Do you feel like moisturized right now? Thanks. Yeah, my skin is nice and soft. Blame, do you want to feel?

I don't feel me. So it's actually true. Can you check your belly button? I bet you missed a spot. I guarantee you. Actually later, actually, I'm sure that's good. Fill his belly button with it. My God.

I mean, we're gonna have a shirt. Catch it off, but white shirts don't have dents in the belly button. Don't be a weirdo. You're gonna be finding chocolate in your body for weeks because I dressed as the whole person. But chocolate's the best secret. I mean, it's just, it's not, if it's been on your fucking snazzy-ass body for weeks because I dress as the whole. But chocolate's the best secret. I mean, it's just not if it's been on your fucking snappy,

as body for like two weeks. You smelled excellent. What were you doing that? I did. It was the old pudding. Do you remember about five years ago when the slow-mo guys, you heard of them, did a video with a splash putting on each other?

Well, it was mainly me splashing it on Dan with a cannon, but yeah, it was that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was the yogurt. Yeah, we, yeah. I thought that was. It's that point. Yeah, we had to go. You're left over. A expired probably around the time. I didn't know that was a expired, but this point is that was a

expired. Is that what that rash is coming up your neck? Oh, no, that's just another thing I got. Thanks for pointing it out. No, you're, I'm looking for it. Travis told me that he had a thing, a little gathering the other night. And I'm Heimelon because Max in Japan, and he didn't know. And Kali Koken. The best part is the nice, I asked him where I was because Max in Japan and he didn't invite me. And Kali Kalkin.

The best part is this. I asked him where I was like, hey, because I didn't have his number yet. So I DMed him on Twitter. I was like, hey, I know Gavin's around a cool fine vitamin. He didn't see that. That's all I know. 1130. So you even tried to invite me through.

Oops. Do you do you ever have people though? I would have gone. You DM with them initially on Twitter. And then you get their phone number. And then you start texting. And for some reason, they go back to Twitter and start DMing you. You usually go break and then they go back to DM and you

on Twitter or Snapchat. I have like, it was pretty easy. Familiar enough for texting and then like too much time passed. And like, I think we went back to DM. Yeah. No, I think this happened. I think once I make the transition, it's done. No, people always revert on me.

Really? Yeah. I've been reverted on this month. Yeah. Why we? There are moments though where someone responds to an Instagram story or something and then we start messaging on that. It's like, I also have your texts.

Right. And this and that. It's like, where are we messaging each other? It's all context. Yeah. It's when I met a lot of, she actually started DMing me on Instagram. She slid into those DMs. She slid right into those DMs. Really? all context, yeah. Right. So I met a Lana. She actually started DMing me on Instagram. She slid into those DMs. She slid right into those DMs.

Really? So she made the first move. Mm-hmm. Well, yeah, because we had been to like three or four conventions with each other. I was, you were there the first time I met a Lana. Uh-huh. Yeah, we're at hotel figure row. Figure row in LA and it's like hot drunk or a walk by.

I was like, who's that? And it's just, as she was like, oh, it's a lot of fun. I thought, I'm Bernie. Let me that? And just as she was like, oh, it's all right. I thought, I'm Bernie, let me introduce you to my friend, Longz. You've been at the beginning of a lot of relationships. I do, I'm a... And the end.

Heamer. It's weird. Couple, yeah. Couple. I'm just making jokes. That was a fun shindig though. Fun shindig, that's... Yeah, yeah.

You sure? I put in the description, shindig. Christmas shindig in parentheses also Hanukkah. Hey, thanks for inviting me. You're welcome. The Hanukkah was for you I mean, I don't know why you didn't show up. Oh, great Yeah, I actually that's kind of one of the reasons that I like sort of still hate social medias because like I was invited to that other thing that you guys were at Yeah, but I just slipped my mind and I was playing Rainbow Six instead and I was like oh Slip your mind even though earlier that day. I was like, hey, Blaine, you coming tonight? I sent you a good gift in response.

Yeah, it's still something I mine because I just wanted to play Rainbow Six. But yeah, I was just like, I should've gone to that, but. Yeah. But it's the full moon. It sucks. The thing that we were at.

Yeah. Well, I'll slide up into your DMs next time, Blaine. But I'm gonna pop off. You can text me. I can text you? Yes. You can text me directly. Do you have any of my movies?

See, Trevor's been slacking me. And I'm just like, don't. I don't know. See Trevor's been slacking me. And I'm just like, don't, I don't know. Do I have the number? Evacinate you slack. If you slack. There's like 12 hours. But he, also I,

he slacked me. If that's even the right way to say that. He slapped me and I slapped him back. Like 40 minutes later. Totally acceptable. Totally acceptable. No, absolutely. No, probably see for hours.

Was because as soon as I slapped you back, it said Trevor has suspended his notifications for the evening like it's a timer thing. Oh, you did too. Fuck I did. Yeah. No, that's like dude. So they're sabotaging our relationship.

No, we can't let's like come in between us. I'm going to text you later. All right. I love it. All right. I'm all about it. Hey, you text me as well. Just text me.

You have my number? Just try to remember me about whatever. Do you text me? Just text me. All men just texted me. You have my number? Just remember me about whatever. Do you text me? Just text me. All men just text me. I wonder who that was. Typing your number for me. I want to give you a initial text.

Friendship's happening. Try it. All right. Digit swapping. And also you listen, you're a very talented kid. You're good looking. You got to be at a bright future. You don't need to do this putting shirt stuff.

You don't have to do it. Why are you talking about it? What? You already did it. You did it. But what? Future. I'm do this putting shirt stuff. You don't have to do it. Why are you talking about it? What? You already did it. You did it. But what? I'm talking about a future stuff. Don't listen to this guy. Well, here it is.

Don't go down his path. Infra penny, infra pound. I'd already stuck my hand in, so I might as well just swim with it. You know what I mean? I don't have to go hand this way. This one makes in the making. This one's Trevor's a good boss. What's Trevor's last name?

Colin. What is my last name? Are you related to Phil? Oh yes, he's my brother. Yeah. So related to film? Oh yes. Yeah. So all right, chaps. Thanks Trevor. I'll text you all later. Hey, he's in an upcoming episode of MDB and it's going to be who was on it. Good. It was Trevor. And you. Yep. And Chad. The dream team. That's cool. Group. The old Gavin Trevor. Is there any putting left? That's what I'd like to know now you don't want to eat it. I don't want to know now

Putting is a good putting is they putting's not a snack putting is like a dessert more than a snack Absolutely is you think it is I think it is dessert. What's it wait? What's the difference between a snack and a dessert you said I wouldn't just like bust out a cup of pudding in the middle of the day It's like putting is after but we would like bust it out after a nice steak dinner. I've had a, uh, uh, Kayla, Aaron's wife, her banana pudding. It's right. There we go. You tell me that snack. Every time they invite me over for Thanksgiving, they always say, and yes, we will have banana pudding, because I know how much I like it.

You're putting in England literally means dessert. Yeah, except you get it in breakfast. You get it in breakfast, black pudding and blood pudding. As a, as a course, it's means dessert. Yeah, except you get it in breakfast. You get it in breakfast, black pudding and blood pudding. As a course, it's a dessert. As a liquid. And it's in a food, it can be a Yorkshire. What? It can be black.

You just see it in your... I can see he's bathing us, he's bathing us. Absolutely. Okay, Gavin. That's the way it is, you're right. What's blood pudding? I don't know what you're for me. Where's the bait?

What's blood pudding? It was a month, a woman experienced it. No, good God. Barbara. Youore over a deep Joe but fuck you It's the putting days What is what putting it's like a metal band. It's like it's like haggis It's a best place. Don't rise. Don't rise. It was just bait

Listen what's blip what we've had the putting the discussion before I know we have letting people know that if I don't chime in and Correct you on putting you sit. I just want to get a lot of comments being like man putting don't mean that putting doesn't mean putting don't mean I've got to stay here. I go represent my country. So you saying you're putting is a good snack Please not what do you what kind of putting? Yorkshire putting so snack I'm in the middle of it now. I mean, the middle of it. What about the one that's the dessert?

Pusser calling. What? The dessert one. You said you said at the beginning of this whole thing, putting in the UK is just a dessert. It's in like what you have for putting. You can have ice cream. You can have some crackers.

It says, of course, comes off the dinner. Oh, pudding is a course. Christ. You eat crackers after, you have cheese., putting is a course. Christ. You eat crackers after you have cheese. That's not a dessert. Desserts are sweet. Cheese is ofteny and off the... Cheese is a good snack. That's an appetizer. That's an app. Yeah, cheese is before the...

Long with you people. Like a cheese plate. Which is from such different places. You never like finish a nice meal and then have just a bunch of cheese and crackers. Oh, no, it's the other way around. Best start off in English, Cheta. At least here. Sometimes I like when my segways turn into five minute discussions. You know it doesn't make a good snack. The holiday is her not always the holiday.

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Yeah, we used to get, we probably still doing Gus Hordeson, but the one time they sent this bag, it was a bag of those, Ozzy Ago things. Oh, dude, it was so good. You know, it's funny, because those are essentially cheese and crackers. You're exactly, which make a good snack,

so I'm saying, good pudding. I wouldn't bust those out for dessert. It's like when people say Coke when they mean a soft drink. I mean, a lot of the time you actually have it off the pudding. It's like a cheese like Laya. Well, Coke is like, to me, Coke is brand. What is the best dessert? Go.

Cheesecake. Cheesecake's good. I love cheesecake. Oh, cheesecake's good. I was gonna argue against that. Oh, milkshake. Milk shake? Milk shake. Milk shake.

Milk shake. This is dessert. Yeah, it's just drink. Yeah, but it's good. I would say some sort of chocolate mousse. Maybe a lava cake. A lot of cakes pretty good. A lot of times dessert like chocolate desserts at restaurants stuff are a little too rich.

That's a little too much. Well, blow you away. Please don't. Cremberlay. You can't bring up Cremberlay. It's so good. Cremberlay is good. It's not the best dessert.

Cremberlay, you've had, was it Ali's mom's Cremberlay? No. I was surprised at how well her mom made it at home. The correct answer to this question is, Flawon. Flawon is so good. What's a dessert you don't get? I'll say the one I don't get,

that trace late-jace cake. Teresuit? No, that's sauté. Yeah, sauté cake. First, they just dip cake in milk. So, tiramisu? I don't like tiramisu, like, at all. Dipton milk?

Yeah, three milks. And I have to feel like a bad person for it. It's like a full cheese pizza and a three-milk cake. Yeah. And you gotta go to five guys to get it. It's like a full cheese pizza and a three milk cake. Yeah. And you got to go to five guys to get it. Come on, Barbara. Quick, quick. I know you're thinking of one.

No, I don't like to. I know you can come up with a number of food joke. Oh, no. You could have taken double. I was too, I was too focused on the dessert. I don't like. I'll, I'll barbrow here. Uh, she would get a double cheeseburger and then have six in the bathroom. That's my pun joke for Barbara. That people are comments. Oh comments. So what yeah, I mean if it's something you do a lot

Oh, comments are what? Yeah. I mean, if somebody do a lot. Yeah. I don't know. Talk about what you know. Yeah. You read about this podcast. Yeah.

People say bring it up a lot. It was just like, yeah, it's part of my humor. I get it. I bring it up a lot. But other people bring it up a lot. Is it comments are saying that? Are you talking about the stupid crack that Lawrence and Funhouse made about us, which I didn't get it all.

Oh, no, I'm not. I'm not talking about people who comment. Oh, yeah, because Lawrence, I was watching a... Do you do? No, I don't think it was do you do. Oh, it was their comment show. Comment show. Yeah, and they were taking a comment and they were said,

yeah, if we talked about blow jobs all day, we would be like the Rishi podcast or something like that. They're doing like some like finger tricks. Yeah, we finger tricks. And Bruce was doing this, when do we ever had a discussion like this? I'm a member of fucked up. Yeah, I didn't I know what the fuck they were talking about. I didn't get it So should we make it right? Is that what it was? Now we fulfilled our obligation now we can move on. Oh, there's no organic way for me to talk about my shit story So I don't know if I should or not well, that's can move on. There's no organic way for me to talk about my shit story. So I don't know if I should or not.

Well, that's the perfect segue. Got it now. Now you've created the situation in which that can be told. I ran out of toilet paper on the set of million dollars, but so I'm in the middle of directing and I go in and take a sloppy coffee shit. It's a sloppy coffee. There's two things that they serve on the sets of shoots. Coffee and bean breakfast

burritos. Two things that will just make you explode. It's bad that you said real sloppy coffee shit because I just saw the pudding shot. I know, right? Please don't put my mind. Slavic coffee shit. Sure. So I'm going in and I take a sloppy one and look to my right and I've got about like four panels of toilet paper left, four sheets, and I was like, well, I'm gonna have to be talking. Very thin. It's an Airbnb that we were shooting at, so they get the cheapest of the cheap. So I was gonna have to make those last. And you never saw the video and had to make one sheet of toilet paper clean y'all listen I am efficient with toilet paper

I didn't just text like anybody on set hey because I just dropped a stinky doose and I don't like and I'm directing I don't want people to look down on me. Right man. Yeah This company I would help you out. Oh, I would not have had Barbara come I would have loved it by the door and I would have run away. And then I would have waddled out with my pants or two down my legs. I don't know why all bog doors don't have a little cat flap size hole, but just put in bog rolls.

Really? It was wet. It was wet. Usually you keep the bog roll in the bathroom. So why would you keep? Clearly, it was elsewhere. So you put, you keep all your bog roll in one bathroom. I do I only have one So I'm out of toilet paper. I go through one wipe two wipe three wipes

Policipers gone. It's it's extreme mess. It is unusable. Do you then use the cardboard tube? No, because then I wouldn't flush that or else I'd plug No, because then I wouldn't flush that or else I'd plug it. I'm not gonna add it to you. So then I'm looking around and provisably think, God damn it, think, knock you's a handheld, because that's just fucked up. I look into the trash bin. Oh boy. And I'm like, I gotta go in.

So this one, this one, me and me. This one looks like a makeup wipe. I think that that's relatively clean. Here we go. Oh my God, my ass is still so dirty. All right, this one, someone definitely blew their nose on this. I just want to point out. I'm going to just want to point out you're in a bathroom

and normal residential home, right? There's a shower, like literally a foot and a half away. Wait, I think you're sure that those sets you're good. But you are going to use people's, you're not eating too much. You've got people waiting on set you come out like a towel You know the whole way up if you wet like you're a maw it's gonna be You watch your butt. Yeah, cuz you gotta get in there and rub your cheeks to get ready shopping

So why even use a shower if you can get your fingers in that what I mean yeah if you're gonna get your fingers in that. What? What? I mean, yeah, you're gonna have to clean it out. You're not gonna let the shower head do the work for you. I agree. So, I mean, I entertained that idea, but it was, I had to get going fast. And the thing is, I was about to be in a scene where I was wearing a dancers belt.

So like, my ass was just going. Yeah. But people might not know what a dancer's belt is. Oh, a dancer's belt is a man-thong. It's basically supposed to make you look like a kindle by covering up your gins with a big pad of layer, but it goes straight up your ass crack. So that thing was gonna get dirty,

and I needed to make sure I was cleaned out. And it was skin colored too. It was flush colored, yeah. Did they take it back off, do you've worn it? They have worn it too. I've been using the same dancer's belt for like, I think a year now, like they just have my name written on. Yeah. And DB Star is coming up. Yeah, they come up now, like they just have my name written on it. Yeah.

And D.B. Star is coming up. Yeah. They come up so often. They do, or you naked. So I use the dirty, snot rag and I had to tore off that part. Come on, play and you'll pass that out. So I go and then I look and I'm out of toilet paper, but there is one other piece of paper, chewed up gum.

And I cut up, I chewed up the, I, someone disposed of the chewed up gum in a piece of toilet paper. So I removed that, I'll use that. And at this point, I'm out. And I'm like, I am all out of options. Like every piece of fabric is such an aides to this one. Gone. And instead of just sending a text to like one of the PAs or your ID. I would just hopped in the sink and had a sort of a splash. So at this exact point. That's exactly right, said Gavin, you said that to Regina.

She said, get in the shower. What the fuck is this? The shower's the better place to do that. And hang in your ass in the sink. So what's wrong with you? When you piss, you've gone to the urinal and then you go over to the tiny little shower and wash your hands. No, but I'm not washing my ass.

I wash my ass in the fucking shower. I don't wash my ass in the sink. So it's the shower in a sink if you wash your off? No, it's not. It's just the guy with his ass in the sink. Get in the fucking shower. I don't wash my hat in the sink. So it's the shower in a sink if you wash her off. No, it's not. It's just a guy with his ass in the sink. In the, I'll say people touch that, you know, like what if you drop your contact lens in the sink and then you're putting

that back in your eye? Clean the sink afterwards. It's the sink. The sink is usually high up. You have to like get up there and hold yourself up. Why didn't you just see it in the shower? Oh, definitely. Then what's there with the,

they were throwing away their contact and then you would wipe your ass with it at some point. It's not. Here's the thing though, here's the thing about sitting up on a sink is that you can concentrate the water on that area. In a shower, it's all gonna drip down your legs and your socks, you don't know how showers work.

You got your socks, Gavin. You don't know how showers work. You actually gonna use a towel there. Slowly discovering this. So at this point, I'm saying like, you can't get all of this kit off and have like a full shower with a towel. No, I can't.

But if he's gonna be quick because he's got direct something, splash the ass. And pull up his face. There's a weight. No, he's a nightmare of a human. There's a way to take a shower without the water touching your upper body. Yes.

You just angle it and then you just lean. Or just use the bath spigot. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Well at this point I was admitting to feet and I wasn't gonna go take a shower. And as I get up, my dirty ass hanging out in the wind and turn around to like look over at the shower,

there was a roll of fresh, huge, soil paper on top of the toilet seat. Mine too? Behind me, the entire time. That's not the first place you looked when you ran out of soil paper. It was not the first place you looked when you ran out of toilet paper. It was not the first place I looked. How we trust you with like equipment and like,

the deadline, did you then work on that and get through some of that? Yeah, no, I finished. I, do you finish that one too? No, I clean up my ass. It was like one of those never ending wipes. It was just, I was gonna be stuck there for infinity. Sounds like someone like,

clear it out of storage, you know? Is it one more, like went on the cheeks too a little bit? Oh, okay. Oh. Can we wrap this guy up? He's just mud butt. Have you guys ever, have you guys ever, you guys ever seen the Chris Pratt,

what's parts and rec, blooper reels? Oh my God, there's one of those so fucking funny. He's really funny. He'll just like start talking, you could tell because everywhere else on the set, Aubrey Plaza, who's in a lot of scenes with him, ends up just like, she literally will just turn away from camera, because you can tell that it wasn't planned.

Yeah. And they were in a doctor's office one time, and he goes, and the doctor says, any other questions or something like that? He goes, he goes, yeah, sometimes when I wipe, I wipe and I wipe and I wipe, I still poop, still poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker.

And Aubrey was like, she get the back grip like this. Just doing anything she can to not laugh. Oh my God. Here reminds me a lot of you, Blaine, because like what the blooper wheels, they call action and he's standing in the doorway and says paper, he's clearly gonna say something to somebody and he just rips this huge horrible wet fart.

And then he looks at the camera, he goes, I just shit my pants I love Chris Fred. Let's see. Let's take those a compliment. He's so funny in that show. He's single now What yeah, you know, Ana Ferris and him broke up. I know right so they're both on the market. I know right Two hot people on the market. God, Chris Pratt. Damn. That's like, Chris's, him's worth. Evan. Americans to me. That's like,

we're Chris roll laughing. Ha ha ha ha. He's just looking like, yeah, he is. I think he's getting a good shape too. Like you're gonna say, I think he's gay. That's he's gay. I think Max is gay.

What? I know. And Patrick, Patrick Matthews, I have a suspicious. Chris is one of the most inexplicably athletic people I know. I can always trust him to like pull off some like whoo feet, whoo. You too. Yeah, you guys just, they have the ability to like

control their bodies and pull off stuff that like I couldn't even. Like what? Well, like he was, we got into acts throwing the other day as a team building exercise and he was fucking nailing them. And then like when we did that Star Wars battlefront jet pack immersion thing, he was just like destroying me in it.

Like he's just like a really athletic guy. I mean, you would shock a fucking shot in the neck of the face on that. Oh my God, that hurts so bad. Yeah, could have been you. Could have been me, but that, no, why I got shot in the face on the different shoes So I don't know with the mouse for shoot that was immersion as well, wasn't it?

Massive Do we have the do we have the image that Peter made for Barbara? Making the face You're hosting now so does in Hanukkah though doesn't oh Hanukkah overlap with Christmas some days some weeks I mean some years some years yeah, it's gonna it's the Hanukkah is based off the Jewish calendar I don't know how it's a separate which I believe What what What is the Jewish calendar? I believe instead of a leap

Day they have elite months. Oh, Did I look at the leap seconds? I don't know if I'm talking out of my ass right now or not. It's okay. But basically it's a different amount of days. The Hebrew or Utah gonna be around here? I think I got some things in here that are gross. Oh, paper. It's a loony solar calendar, I guess it means based

on the moon and the sun. Used today predominantly for Jewish religious Observances it determines the dates for Jewish holidays and the appropriate public reading of Torah portions I'm gonna pronounce this correctly. Yars eats that a pro-princessant Yars YAH, it's it's the like the Anglicanized spelling of a Hebrew word clear Like the Anglican eyes spelling of a Hebrew word, clear

It's dates to commemorate the death of a relative Oh, this is my pressure because Bob are being Jewish. It's not expected. No, everything about Blue words you could probably read that yeah, if you show me it in Hebrew I could probably do it But this is like the American version of a Hebrew. Yeah, the English spelling is kind of weird. They do it phonetically Yeah, our seats Narzites what's the shallom? like the American version of a Hebrew. Yeah, the English spelling is kind of weird. They do it phonetically. Yeah, our seeds. Narazids. What's the... Shalom.

What's he called when somebody dies and you sit? That sitting shiva, right? How long does that last? A week. Wait, what? Is that for real? What is that? What happens? It's a immediate members of your family

when they pass away. There's this thing called sitting shiva where you're supposed to stay in your house and essentially just people come visit you, but you're not supposed to leave or, like there's, I think really religious people who like, they don't, it's morning, essentially. Can you do shit like only laptop and stuff?

I don't, I think, if I remember correctly, I think like very religious people don't use electricity and it's kind of like the shabby's but extended. I don't know if that's a mistake or not, but yeah. I'd be pissed if somebody died then and be like, Halo just came out. It's gonna be so boring. It also makes you kind of essentially it's like to remember that person. So you end up telling a lot of stories about them and people come visit you and bring food and it's a family bonding time essentially. Not to get too deep into a religious discussion, but

religions, I think they evolve over time as society evolves and the way that people engage with religion does evolve as well. And I gotta say, I think that people who practice Judaism have actually held on to some of the better parts of religion and kind of let some of the more ceremonial, doesn't really matter and impact our life stuff kind of go a little bit Whereas I think Christians have held on to some some of the fucking really terrible stuff and let go of Some of the major things that make Christianity a better fit to everybody like Kindness to others turn the other cheek and all that. That's not much of that in modern-day Christianity You know, I mean if if the religious right in this country were to vote for a candidate and others turn the other cheek and all that. That's not much of that in modern day Christianity.

I mean, if the religious right in this country were to vote for a candidate and that candidate was, like George Bush, George W. Bush was president when 9-11 happened, right? It was not a second where I thought George W. Bush was gonna get on, the very Christian man was gonna get on TV and go, we forgive them, we're just gonna rebuild them, we're not gonna worry about it. It's like, no, we're gonna fucking go to war and kill these people, you know?

It's like that, that wasn't surprising to me at all, that, that, that, that a Uber Christian president would say something like that anyway. Barbara's on the phone now. I've offended. No, my dad sent me an audio message. I think he's trying to accept it. Barbara, what are you doing now? Your site.

Your site. Your site. Your site. Thank you, Larry. Thank you, dad. I thought it's Larry Duncan. I would have never known that. Jugal. In the, uh, in the, uh, where they announced that we were going to

RTX Sydney with the RT podcast, I was going to write an apologies in advance to our parents. I feel like every Live podcast we do your parents are amazing and supportive and they show up at everything and they sit right in the front We fucking target them I'm so bad. I felt so bad in London What was the thing that happened in London? Oh just the Oreo conversation and everything like that. Oh Yeah, there was just a lot of stuff. There's that front row at the always open panel.

Oh boy. And I was sitting next to your mom and dad earned one of those panels. And you guys started talking about sex and I'm like, ha ha. So it's like you're a person, bird you're right there. I'm like, oh, gone.

Well, yes. My parents are a little less blatant about their consumption of my, of my, stuff, my content. So I don't know if they've watched it or not, like, I don't know, like if or what they think of the drag episode of on the spot. I mean, I don't care. But like, I was a great episode.

It was a fun episode. Uh, confused a lot of boys. Um, and girls. Oh, um, yeah, I, I kind of worry about that because I don't like, you know, do you have a told someone about it? I've gotten called out for things. Oh.

I had a big talk about that. That was when you went to Seattle? Yes, yeah. It was illegal. In the place where it was legal. Yeah. What was a big talk? Were they pro?

No, I'm guessing they were against they pro Bernie North Texas parents. No, there were not crazy about they just own you To sound me how they feel like you dating an immigrant They're proud of me. No, they weren't they just weren't crazy about it. It was just like a I'm protecting now he's talking about the dating and immigrant thing How do you like you dating and immigrant. Oh, they look, they look a lot. How could they not just lovely? Yeah, she's cool.

And she's like, met him and stuff like that. It's not America. They didn't approve of one girlfriend that I had though. They did approve or did it did not. A done girlfriend. It was, was that the one that pissed with the door open? No, that would that, that would, that would be at the people. Oh, how dare she do that.

Did you bring it back some like old single blanisms that I was like now looking back and like, I'm a piece of it. I would obviously a piece of shit. It's like you do it too. Everyone does it. I mean, not like I was like, it's just funny how the tables have turned so much like a couple of years ago.

You were like the Tinder guy. It's with me. And now it's like you're in like a serious committed relationship and I'm on Tinder. Yeah, Barbara. Wow. Barbara's the Tinder guy now. I still can't escape that image. So be careful because like, that shit haunts you.

No, I don't talk about it. That happens with everything. You don't talk about what Tinder? Well, also like I already have an established, I guess, character. Well, so people like the audience, that the thing should know is where we are. Yeah, but we all have different phases of our lives too. We're not just like the same person on camera forever. It's like our lives change just like this do.

Yeah, you got our depth. I don't know, but we've also been called out it's like we like we see something. I like Star Trek and they'll say no, nine years ago you said you don't like Star Trek. It's I couldn't learn to like Star Trek in nine years that can possibly have happened over a decade. Taste change, every change is. All right, these changes. Yep, situations change.

I would have known, because like back then I used to get, the people would get mad like, oh, Blaine's gonna talk about how he's single and blah, blah, blah. And then now that I'm in a relationship like, oh, Blaine's gonna talk about his girlfriend. Like, can I just not talk about the thing?

Yeah, like I had a lot of, I'll say that I would talk about. My relationship's a lot. It's like, well, yes, it's a big part of your life. Yeah. And it's like, you come on these podcasts to talk about your life. Plus, I have a cool fucking girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah, you do. She is cool. She is. Yeah, you didn't even stand to something cool for her. Can I mention that? I don't know what you took well. It was like a thing that you guys agreed to help her with. No?

A vacation? Yeah. You guys, guys like I think you kind of lay low When it comes to like press stuff you you don't do a lot of interviews and stuff like that you're just there for the event and you Like agreed to get interviewed by a lot of cuz you're like yeah, we know a long. She's cool That's right. I think it was the only piece of press that did it Vidcon. Yeah, which I heard that and I was like that's very touching Like that means a lot so yeah, thank I heard that and I was like, that's very touching, like that means a lot. So thank you and Dan. And mental off to her too. So she likes she likes you and Dan a lot too. So yeah, she's a lot of fun.

We have the the doggy race in Australia, doggy paddle. Oh yeah, that's good time. She was in our two life. I forgot about that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah. She's good. Yeah. She's a good and I don't know how to relax in this chair, so I'm just gonna do this. You look relaxed. What about putting that arm down? I'm getting a lot of people on Twitter sending us bidet attachments. What is that?

Is it a bidet? Yeah, it's the water. Oh, to clean my ass. I have a bidet. To clear it's a clean now. Yeah. My ass is clean now. I need those.

I have a bidet attachment on my toilet. It's lush. Fancy toilet, right? Do you have anything that you subscribe to on Amazon? Let's subscribe and save. I don't see the point. I see, I fell into the trap. I've done it.

I was like, I need shampoo all the time. Right. And a... For a guy thing. Like, I don't want everyone to think about this. I want to buy shampoo once. But it... It shows up every three months.

But every time I do it, it comes like a three pack. So I... Look, there's a few months. It's all a few months. And then it's like, three pack. So I, well, it's a few months, solid a few months. And then it's like, hey, we don't stock this shampoo anymore. Here's the replacement. And then I don't read the email. And then I just stop getting it.

And then they can't keep an item for more, like have an item for five years. If you're gonna have a subscription item, I can shampoo your ordering them. They run out of that shampoo. One of the, is it fancy? No, is it your opinion? One of those is like, double.

What if a shampoo or something like that? Why don't you just order in bulk and order? I do that now with toothpaste. I've got like 40 toothpaste. Nice. You're doing me cleaning the apocalypse. And ball grow. Ball grow out the a-ness.

And which bathroom though? It's in my upstairs bathroom. You're reminding me of something, which is that this time of year, there's two things that actually really loves that are seasonal. One is she loves the Shiner Cheer beer. Have you had it? Shiner cheer is amazing. It's really good. And it's hard to get because everyone likes it now and they buy it. So it's really good. But there's only limited time. Like last year we had enough Shiner cheer to last all the way till July. Yeah, we stopped while it's out. But now you're taking a seasonal item and

you're making it not special. Yeah, no, we're making it delicious all year round. But then it's not like, yeah, it's back. It's like I've been drinking this all year. I agree. Yeah, some stuff in your life. You go, even though you can get it. Oh, now you got to live your stuff. What's your favorite beer? What's your favorite beer, Gavin? I don't know. Like a peroni. Okay, peroni. Is it less special when you get a peroni in July? As opposed to getting into December. No, I'm just saying the season, because you like it. No, I'm not saying the season, because you like it. No, I'm not saying the season, because you like it. Because you like it.

It's fun because I could see both sides of the argument. I have to 100% agree with Gavin. I would not want to eat pumpkin pie. If you have everything you want, no time, it's only special. Do you like Peroni? But why, why are you saying my beer has to be only sometimes a year and a year, a year can be year round? We're just taking something that is like, the joy comes from it being back.

No, the joy is that it's delicious. Okay. No, the joy is that you get it in the water. The pain in the ass is going to be. It's supply and demand. That's why all stories, the pain in the ass, the shake goes away. The other thing that I'm dealing with now,

she's subbed for some reason, like two years ago, tried this Hagen-Daz peppermint bar ice cream. Ah, I fuck, Barbara, I've looked for this ice cream everywhere I go. They don't have it anywhere. They don't have it anywhere. You see like special order from someplace. What are we gonna do for special ordering ice cream now? Order it online, what are they gonna send it to me

in a big goop? Well, if you have your cold mailbox. Yeah, turn, turn these the same over these little chocolate caramel balls that you can find in terminal five of Heathrow Airport. But I really find them anywhere else. Oh, what about like the, the, uh, fucking Easter egg Cadbury eggs?

What's the most inside? Cream eggs. See that, so gross. That all year round in England. Are they? Yeah. Like the cream eggs? Yeah.

It's like a Cadbury's product. Oh, see, for me, it's like, I am still very Easter, but I'm excited for it because I get the Cadbury egg. Pumpkin pie and eggnog. Those are my two seasonal things. I've already had like two quarts of eggnog. Do you ever put a bourbon in it? No, I'm, I don't drink. Like I really, like I drink, like I drink, like I will get

fucking wasted at this holiday party this weekend, but like I just don't, I have tons of alcohol out and I just never fucking. I have to dust off liquor bottles every time I have a party. But that's the puff of it, it's to keep booze as for pies when people come over. But I don't invite people over. You know why? Because it's nice to- Why do you have booze then?

If you don't drink it and you don't have people over, why do you have booze in your room? It's your teeth, because they're working your room's your teeth. You just get a lot of booze by working here. Well, bring it in the office, give it away. No, it's my booze. Why do you have a drink? You have parties. It's logical, it doesn't make any it's my booze. I'm gonna drink a party.

It's logical, it doesn't make any sense, you're trapped. I guess I could, I could, I'll pregame with Alana this weekend. The only booze I keep in my house is wine. Really? Yeah, that's the only thing I have. Damn, bro, you fancy. It's because I like glass of wine every now and then,

but I don't drink, it's weird. I only drink at work. Yeah, okay, we got this discussion. It's so like always open and sometimes the podcast and like it might work functions. Yeah, that's so true, I never drink. It's only at work. Yeah. Yeah, we have this discussion. It's so like always open and sometimes the podcast and like it might work functions. Yeah, that's so true. I never drink. It's only work. I drink it work. And like, you don't need to drink it. Exactly. Every now and then I'll go out to like a part of your downtown. What? Let me just do this question. What percentage of the alcohol that you drink? Do you think you pay for? Cause I'm sure people buy you drinks and stuff. Oh.

Ooh. Yeah. I think you drink the fair amount. I feel like I still pay for my thing 75% of my drinks. Not really? Yeah, yeah. It's not that often. I just get your game up.

Yeah. Just hang out for the bar and be like, I don't know where's my wallet. He still bears me. Yeah. Oh. Oh god. I thought it would work actually.

Yeah. I think that might actually get you some pre-dread. Why is Game of Thrones good? This is a question for you. Because it's a good narrative and it's got great characters. That's why. You think it's good because it's not on the air most of the time? What is exciting when it comes on, right? For that content, oh, God.

That's a really good argument. Yeah, if Game of Thrones is on every week, I'm sure I get pretty bored. Oh, right. If that's the case and the fucking fan of menace would have been the greatest star wars movie all the time, you fuck. Alright, hey guys, what's up Christmas every day this year? Hey, listen Jackass. That's a great idea. If you wanna have Christmas every day, go forward dude, it'll be fun.

Why does my thing have to be seasonal? Get those fucking red Satan star bucks cups every day. Open your fucking think you have to be seasonal. Get those fucking red Satan Starbucks cups every day. Open your fucking presents and have a cheer beer. Do it in fucking July, fuck it. You do everything that you want to do. That's fine, I'm just saying. The chia comes from the fact that it's like, so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So your thing you like game of thrones because it goes off the air for nine months, 11 months? I'm saying, since it started, there were like 300 episodes, I probably wouldn't be as into it. The show would be done at that point. No, they would just be filler. Is it the Scar City model that you like?

The Scar City? Scar City? Scar City pecs is, I haven't been to the Scar City. Where is that? I don't wanna go there. Look at the Scar City. I feel like all the best stuff in life is stuff that I'm the mayor of Scar City. say, I feel like all the best stuff in life is stuff that the mirror's going to say.

My name's Blade. The best stuff in life is the stuff that happens that is out of your control or is an exciting like one-off event. Or if you could just be like, I think I need. My dog, I can't sir. What?

What? What? No, I'm popping holes in Gavin's arms. I'm just saying, if you can just buy your happiness, then it's not happiness. What are you talking about? The mother fucker don't ever drink another peroni in your life. That's what I'm saying.

Why do you keep talking about pepperonis? No, I'm not talking about pepperonis. I'm talking about peroni. I'm just trying to start an argument. And I'm saying this something. No, I get what you're saying. I'm saying, you're wrong. You can be, you know, I don't think

you're trying to start an argument. They're, they're trying to start shit. Okay, Bernie to water this down. What's your favorite lunch meal? A thunder cloud club. Thunder cloud club club. Cloud club. Thunder cloud. Cloud. If you could have that meal for every meal every day for like a month, but nothing is good like that though. I think what Bernie is saying it'd be nice But nothing is good like that though. Would you?

I think with Bernie saying it'd be nice to be able to get that beer anytime you want it because it's a delicious beer. And if you're in the mood for it, you get beer when you get beer. I don't want you to say it. Beer is a different thing. It's a preference. You get the same beer when you get beer.

What do you do every Sunday? Pizza. Where do you get your pizza? I switch between home slice and via through on three. Would you get the same two pizzas at via through on three and it's home slice every week? Yeah, you don't change it up No, there you go, but that's that's my argument Where it's true. Yeah, because he only gets to do that on his cheat day. He does it every week But it's a

12 foot pizza on on a Tuesday. He's not gonna get one He's gonna be like man., I'm excited for the weekend. I don't think we're on Tuesday. I get what you're saying. I you're apparently a lusht where you're drinking every fucking day, like every five minutes. I drink like once a month. I still have not digested that via two. Three beats a yet. I ate a full one last night. Did you really? Oh, yeah, I have a large every it's like it's like three inches of bread. It's eight slices.

It's so good. The square Detroit pizza. I ate it with you. It's three, one, three. This past Sunday. That's a four, 20,000. It's my favorite. What?

Sorry, you were slurring. This is one, three. It's hard to say, really fast. Barbara was up at 6.30 this morning, on set, 5.30. 5.30 to be on set by 6.30. How much sleep do you think you got? Three hours. Okay. I was also couldn't fall asleep last night. I got three hours last night, but I was up writing and then I got a I also had to act acting. And then I sat at the DMV for three hours. So I'm a little fuzzy.

Yeah. But I think that's my favorite pizza in Austin. Is it really? I've not had it. I can understand that argument. I still think home places. We are supposed to get. I still think home slices. We are supposed to get drinks tonight. Oh my god. This game from Twitter. Oh, wait. This discussion is like the art of fish.

What's that? Apparently we have plans. I didn't know that. When? You guys going out tonight? Oh, I do remember this. Thank you. Yeah, let's do it.

Okay. You guys are right. Bernie, we can go play poetry or something together. That's fun. I'm good. I got plans. I don't want to go with you. Okay. I ain't going to go home and grill my fiance. So why she took John Reissinger to the last Jedi. Yeah. What the fuck is up with that?

I'm annoyed for you. Blame me. No, no, really. Thought we were past this. I'm going to turn on Twitter. This is Brad Oliver on Twitter wrote this discussion. This is like the artificial gas shortage thing in Austin. I was talking about the seasonal stuff. It's people buying it up to have it long beyond the season

is why it doesn't last long enough to go through the season. I think I agree with that. Do you know, like people that buy like a like a special season. Yeah, understand. It's made up. There's no season for gas. You know what, the gas isn't here. And I came straight from putting shirt. I'm gonna pee right in the middle of Pocos. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna do an adry every time someone mentions Gus. I'm gonna do an adry where's my square space stuff?

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you should have your own part of the web to do things. And I just recently brought this up on Twitter because without naming any names, a very popular subscription service where you can take donations on a monthly basis from patrons and then you can give them services based on that. They recently just changed their rates.

And it was weird. Like a fee, right? The credit card fees. Yeah, and it's like the fee stayed about the same, but they moved a lot of it from the creators to the patrons to the customers. And so people are seeing cancellations because their stuff went up slightly even. I found the only, I don't know if he fits in that same subscription service, but the only streamer that I actually thoroughly enjoy, I don't really like streamer.

Oh yes, who is it? Ray. Dr. Disrespect. Absolutely, Dr. Disrespect. It is fucking right. He's like six eight. That's crazy. He doesn't look that tall on his little green screen.

Dude. Is he attractive and single? Uh, he has a wife. He's the most attractive. He's the most attractive. He's the most attractive. He's the most attractive. He's the most attractive. He's the, he's like six eight eight. That's crazy huge. He doesn't look that tall on his little green screen. Dude. Is the attractive and single? Uh, he has a wife.

He's the most attractive, but he is very attractive. He's the two time. Two time. Do you time most attractive works on the planet? No, no, he's the two time in 1993, 1994, Blockbuster World Championship. He's so fucking funny. Like I, uh, I, uh, I went on a rabbit hole

and just started watching that guy. I would love the collaborative also I don't know what we would do with him though in my experience. I've seen some of this stuff I don't watch a lot of streamers there. Yeah, I think that's not your disrespect Who can who cannot love that face? I know so fucking cool Well, it's I don't know even a still frame of doesn't do justice because he's got such a big person It's a little bit how it's done in that face. Did he win trend and gamer? No, no, right? I think he streamer of the year or something like that.

I mean, he's gotten... You won a streamer of the year and he had a very heartfelt acceptance speech for that. Okay. And that was, he talked about being contacted by people who have a lot of hardship in their life and he had a really, really amazing, very, I think, a little bit out of character,

but in a good way,, very heartfelt response to that. If you can look it up online, it's great. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe they used his real name when they announced him for trending gamers, but Dr. Disrespect didn't win it. I think it's the guy who did Able Gamers, right? Who won trending gamer the year at the video game awards? Anybody now?

Mm-hmm. Shoot him, Dr. Disrespect. Greg Miller. He won last year. No, two years ago. Two years ago. Last year was books. Oh, Dr. Dish respect one trending gamer 2017 the game

or some of the most used real. I mean, it had the title trending gamer under a picture that you guys just made me that's what made me question it. Yeah, well he I know he was up for the award. So I don't know if they maybe they had the nominees up talking about it. He always like he yeah, my apologies.

I had that wrong. He brings so much to that platform because I feel like streamers are just like watching people play the games and that's fine. Like if you wanna do that, but like he has like production value to it and he's got like bits

and he's got this whole persona and character. He's great. I can't watch, I'm not a fan of watching anything live and I feel like watching an archive of a stream, it just doesn't do it for me, I don't know why. Like it's just someone reading chat and like partially playing attention to the game. So if I'm watching this on demand,

it's like I'm getting like a lesser experience. Oh, because I can't interact. Yeah, because I'm not like able to interact. It's just recording. It's not about it, I don't know why. Yeah, he's the first streamer that's like kind of roped me in. I've seen, I saw a couple of clips.

Is he playing battlegrounds anymore? Was he banned permanently from that? He's been had like a bunch of weird backing forces to them. I'm not sure. Yeah, he's almost like a, almost, the closest thing I've coited to you, Barbara, is almost like a WWE personality. Yeah, just based on that photo, it looks like it, yeah.

It's very over the top and it's, it's, it's very theatrical. And, you know, I don't think there's any illusion that this is a real dude walking around. But he, but, but he, like goes all in on this persona and it's so easy to get lost in it. Cause he's a really great performer and he's a really funny person. He's also really fucking good at video games. Which is like, think half of streaming is that people have to be good at the games. Yeah.

So it's actually about streaming. He said, be good at video games. That's where we don't follow apart. So do you guys watch any of the PSX stream this past weekend? I saw a little bit of it just because I want to see Greg. A lot of us there. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Yeah, she's the last of us. She has the last of us. Yeah, she was she was talking about that. She's a huge last of us. Which I watched both those streams to support our friends. Yeah, she loves all the loves that. Shout out to the adjunct guys.

They're on it too. Oh, I missed that. No, yeah, all the loves that. Shout out to the Aegean guys, they're on it too. Oh, I missed that. No, yeah, they didn't really announce whether they're saying, but they were doing like the top 10 places. Did they do also their Beyond podcast? Podcast Beyond? I don't know if they did Beyond there,

but it was it was a primal tunnel, a lot of goldfarb and Marty. I love this. Cool. Sweet voice. In fact, Destin over it. Aegean did something and I'm'm gonna be kind of an asshole here.

I just read the headline on this and I didn't actually watch the video, but it sounded like a really cool concept. He got his community together. They played battlegrounds with IGN and then he got all 100 recordings and recorded the, like cut together the entire match. Fock, the entirety of a battlegrounds match from a hundred different perspectives. Okay, which, cut together the entire match. Fuck. The entirety of a battlegrounds match

from a hundred different perspectives. Okay. Which, with community. Yeah, he just got there. He just, everyone had to record and then submit it. Right. We couldn't even do that with cow chop. I know.

Yeah. It's a good point. But, uh, yeah, I thought that was a really, even thinking about that, I'd be like, I don't want to deal with this because it's too much. So are you, it's just a lover. The viewer to life cut themselves or did he like, I be like, I don't want to deal with this because it's too much. So are you? So the viewer to life cut themselves or did he like, I think I don't know. I'm assuming they just submitted all the recordings to him in their editorial team took it and edited it.

I mean, even the one we did with Let's Play family was, I was so excited to watch it. I know. I know. All these other stories going, who was it? Kent and the editor that Trevor? Never mind. He's not listening. Where are we guys to get our behind the scenes for that

where the podcast squad, Plum Squad, we figured out, we overheard that you guys had a thing with the pancillus thing with Fun House. We took our pants off. What'd you get that from? Where's our leak? You heard that. Who heard the pancillus thing?

Was Gus? Gus came in and told us. Like you guys are all fault. Are they cheap in honor? She's just like, Gus was just in our room listening to what pants this idea. I think because he was helping Ryan so we get server, but yeah, he was our mole

and we're like, fuck those guys. And what didn't fit it work. No, we are riddled. But man, I was actually really bummed about that because I thought we were gonna take it home, plum squad. But who was a JT machine that took that ended up just murdering everybody? Alfredo was a fucking nightmare. Not Alfredo, and who was a J.C. machine? That took that ended up just murdering everybody. Alfredo was a fucking nightmare. It was Noah. We put it. Yeah, Noah. We put a we put a bounty on Alfredo before we started because I had seen him play before. Yeah. Our Alfredo.

Yeah, our Alfredo. Not certain points. That guy's like a nightmare. I'm not working with him. Not working with him. The lesson to yeah, buts, did you have you guys played the test server and played the new app? Uh, desert map? The desert map. No, but I have watched Dr. just record. Uh, it looks really,

you want to marry this guy? I love that guy. Uh, it seems like really fucking hard because like I can't remember. I was talking to Gus. Are you really hard talking about Dr. disrespect? Right?

What? He likes like, Disrespect. I love his sex disrespect. Uh, I was talking to Gus though When was the last time you played PUBG and he just didn't know the map and you're like going into it like oh fuck like I don't think it matters all that much. I know I haven't been to everywhere in the map I'm into a lot of you've been everywhere on that thing

I feel like I've been in a lot but every now and then I find some like what the fuck is this like I find a burn-down forest and Ezreal what's it called? Israel. No, Ezreal, what's the name of the place? Aaron, Aaron Gull. Aaron Gull. That is real.

I didn't say Israel. What did you say? We're all the tapes. I said, Arizona or something like that. I would say, because I knew it would begin with ERA, Aaron Gull, Aaron Gull. I didn't know that was a thing. When's, I was called at Russia.

When's the steak off? Okay, so let me tell you something that I tried to do today. You texted me a few days ago and you got me excited. When was it last time? I got, I got, I got, you got swished. They pulled the rug out on the other end of it. They swished? So yeah, Patrick did it.

Patrick's not here right now. He had me gust off doing some. I put through watching fucking stuff. Are there words you star wars? Go to Star Wars? Because he was here today. He was he was here like 20 minutes I mean you make sense because he does stuff with the now Mother fucker how do they get in so fucking early?

Is that what I'm like Gus is in here? I'm gonna call Gus this is bullshit Is that for real? Mother fucker If he bailed on this to watch the stuff I like how I came up with this and now I'm going Are you sure? I'm a bit excused to miss the podcast Is there a purpose called Gus? Oh, like I'm friends with him

But I don't know if I'm that good friends. If it's for the podcast. He's not on set But yeah, he's good enough for the guys. I mean look at it. Oh You look at Gus now. This is how Gus became is like the origin story You're like the prequel for Gus the man he is today. Yeah, and this is mad about missed opportunities. Are you at Star Wars? Why'd you take off today? Okay, sorry that's I rather inappropriate. I'm Okay Good day

Oh, I'm gonna get fired. He's got color paper. That's just he's like I will text you and I was like oh this is is highly To purple. Oh, you're probably founders. Oh God. He probably thought he was I'm speaking for and consent For the founders. Oh, yeah, like it's a deal. How many founders are the three and four? I only founder So that you asking me Well me one one and then for you to I'm like 30s or 40s. Was I one? So Here's what I'm gonna do here's where I mean

Did he just touch you the reason yeah, it's the lamest so we're gonna have the steak off Don't say we always talk about stuff that we're gonna do on the podcast. Yeah, right? Put the fuck. Well, don't have secrets. What's the point of having secrets on the podcast? Well, she'd like pass it to Bernie. Let me get.

Oh, Christ is gonna be awful for the audience. It's not something you can say. No, Bernie can say that. Oh, why do I mean? Can Bernie say that? Is that a big deal? Why don't I? Gus went to an HOA meeting. What a fuck you're a fucking loser

He missed the pie guess ready HOA me must have been important from to miss it Maybe they're probably gonna kick out Oswald or something like that. We shouldn't have said that on the live thing. Why? We shouldn't want to say that he deliberately texted to not say it. That's why George Bernie, he's the boss.

That's fine. All right, Gus, what's he gonna do? Is H-O-A-Me meeting? I thought it was gonna be like, again, some diarrhea issue or something. Yeah, that, I mean, after that lunch we had today, I wouldn't be surprised. What'd you have for lunch? Like chicken, I had some weird issue or something. Yeah, that, I mean after that lunch we had today, I wouldn't be surprised. What did you have for lunch?

Some chicken that had some weird fucked up stuff. We have to talk about our catering. It's free lunch. We don't get some consistency, because sometimes it's great. And sometimes it's like, Crusty chicken. Okay, first of all, by the way,

we don't get food every day here. Not only Monday. Monday we get fed a lot. We get fed lunch because it's our all hands meeting. And the company pays for lunch for everybody, the company, which is pretty fun, cool. And then also on the podcast, we get dinner on Monday. So it's a good day.

I saw something I managed to miss both, dude's recordings. Really? I also, yeah, I missed this lunch. I was a big fan of moving the podcast to five, but the amount of productions that end for me at like 459 and not leaving time for to eat. Do you really not like it? Because you would rather move back to 730.

We had that. I do not miss. I don't know how we did that for so long. Yeah, it's so nice getting out and actually having like having an evening on Monday. It is. It is nice to have a night getting out at seven after recording the post show. Imagine you were at 630 this morning on the thing you were working on and then it goes all day Then you start this at 7.30. Oh, what should I do

He's been out. He lied. He lied. He said not I said hey, that was Bernie You're not a loser Gus. I miss you Bernie mentioning on the podcast. I'm sorry if that was private I passed him my phone. He saw it. Just clear my name because it's Gus. Yeah, sorry, Bernie. Really don't have no problem. So then Gus is not getting the answer. It's cool. That's why I lied. I figured that would happen.

Yeah, he's smart. See? That's got smart. He knows exactly who he's dealing with. But now I want to know. You don't just pretend to know. He's never going to tell you now. Never going to tell you.

Now I want to know. HOA meeting. I knew that was bullshit. Gus, I think gets off on the way. Gus wouldn't go to H.O.A. meeting. Not knowing shit about him. I think he gets off on that. I agree with you.

Yeah, like he'll be like, don't worry about it. And you're like, what did happen? He gets, don't worry about it. He's like, it's better, it's better in your head. He did say he's not going to start worse. Okay.

And I do believe him on that. He couldn't be lying though. Oh, is he lying? He just lied about the HUA thing. You're right. He has a history of lying. He could be the star of the history. He had five minute history of lying.

He did. Yep. So here's the deal real quick. Before we go on, we'll finish story about Gus. So the steak off, we always talk about things we're gonna do. And then we don't do, especially towards the end of the year. Like sometimes we don't have the podcast awards just because Gus gets stubborn. I don't think we've done this in like four years. And Gus won't do it, especially towards the end of the year. Like, sometimes we don't have the podcast awards, just because Gus gets stubborn.

I don't think we've done this in like four years. Gus won't do them, even though he says he wants to do them. And then we try to say, well, let's put a date on the calendar, we're gonna do it. He goes, no, why don't we just give it to someone else? So the stake, I don't know, it's really good question. Okay, we should have someone in broadcast who is in charge of, go ahead. Events within our universe. Does anyone want to be the podcast producer?

Like that's your job. I can promote you. I can promote you. It's like a field promotion. Being in charge of Pancake Day. Trevor, stay. I know. So this is it.

This is the moment. No, no thanks. I want to participate, right? How much forever have time to do that? No, you have to quit the job he's got. And go to the go, take a step up. You mean quit like putting shirt model? Time to leave the go take a step up. You mean quit, like putting shirt model. It's time to leave the farm team. Come up big leagues. I don't know, I feel like

we don't do stuff. So I get I feel the same way. I feel like we should do more stuff and I want to have a stake off. We want pancake Tuesday. We want we want Sunday Monday podcast. We've done the Sunday Monday podcast. I remember what the Sunday Monday is. We sent them to the Sunday Monday podcast. What's the Sunday Monday? We eat Sundays. I scream Sundays. Oh, I go, I go, I go, I go. What about Taco Tuesday Mondays? Taco Tuesday Monday is also we want to do that.

Okay, so we had four a year. All we ever have done really is pancake one. Cause cause I feel like I was hard to eat it. You did and pet towels are keep to go. I didn't do any of the effort. I just mentioned it in an all time conversation. And we have a workout podcast. First, I can do that one. I don our keep to go. I didn't do any of the effort. I just mentioned it in an all-time conversation. And we have a workout podcast. First, I can leave that one.

I don't want to go. And I can just do, we can do jazz or size. I'll skip that one. I would do it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, more for you on my life. No, for me.

No, for me. When was first steak? So, a year ago, it's more than a year ago, because we're coming up on pancake Tuesday already. We're kind of on trove Tuesday. No, the first steak off. So it must have been more than a year ago, because we did the pancake podcast between them. We're kind of on a trove Tuesday. No, the first steak off. So it must have been more than a year ago because we did the pancake podcast between them.

We're coming up on a year since the last pancake. That's why I thought we should get it done this month of a Christmas steak off. And Gus does want to do it. So I thought I was going to announce today we're doing the steak off when Gus isn't here and I was going to give you guys steaks and then I would get to win.

But then Patrick told me not to do that. You should have just done two different steaks and you definitely would have won. We're ruining all the fun. I agree. I could have had steak. This could have just done two different stakes, and you definitely would have won. Rooting all the fun. I agree. I could have had stick. This could have been my only stick podcast that I could have been on.

You're tall, that we put on. Because it's always, it's always Gus. We could have him. So we burn in barbers. Who sticks? How about this? For the steak poc, for the steak off, we'll get in an additional jury of people

who can't necessarily be on the couch for that podcast, but also want to be on action judging. I've already got that person, because it's you and Barbara, that's two people, you can't make a judgment with two people. We need a third person to vote for the winner. Yeah. And that's our first steps.

I think it'd be a great idea to have Trevor on. Before we started, I thought it was, right? Patrick Tells on. Oh yeah. Because he's here every week. And Elaine. He's impartial.

Like you guys have bias towards me and me. Yeah, but if you get like five, if you get five additional people, I would say that's much fair. Five additional. What's making the steak? Three additional. I might make steak,

six, five people. You don't have to make, they're not gonna eat the whole steak. You just need like a wide, five mile, make good steak. Well, no, because if you make five, if, you don't have to eat the whole steak, it's pieces of steak.

Right. It's a one bite. Not for you. Maybe a two bite. You went back to Gus' like 80 times, then you got sick as a dog and tried to think, oh, it couldn't have been any one of them. You ate so much of Gus' steak last year. I feel like that's because someone else ate most of yours.

Barbara did. Yes. Barbara didn't eat sick. You got sick. I like, I shit my parents. Vomit. Don't mystery solve. Did you look like Trevor Shirt?

Oh, God. You don't trash can, you're by. I vomit with my eyes closed. You said you shit. If you don't, you're eyeballs pop up. It's true. You like that again? Like when you sneeze.

I have to cover my nose when I vomit because it always comes out my nose. You know, if you close your nose, it'll still go in. Oh, yeah, right? It will just not come out. Like what, you're here. Yeah, no, but then it just doesn't come out. You do this.

You just don't want the nose before. Do you really feel like that? It's because I had one bad experience when I was a kid where I threw up so violently that it like came out my nose so hard that like my nose was sore. Yeah. For like two days after. It's come agh acid. So like every time I have to throw up like food poisoning, whatever it is, I always block

my nose now because I'm scarred for life. I had that same experience about a month ago. I don't get food poisoning. I'm going to look. Oh, fuck. I'm saying we should do the food poisoning challenge and I will try and poison you with just food. I can't use like actual poison.

You know what you do? I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. What would you give me? Yeah, have you heard of chickens the shimmy? Yes. So I, so I, the other day I bought chicken from A.G.B.

It's a local grocery store. You're asking for it. We're also going to buy chicken. Chicken breast. I got chicken breast. I was going to sous vide it. Then I put away the groceries, go about my normal business, go to bed, wake up the next day,

realize I didn't put the chain away, it's sitting on the counter, and I've been sitting out all night. I was like, I was like, one thing you didn't put away from your groceries. I know, the one chicken breast. I was like, put it in the fridge, two days later, cook, didn't ate it, totally fine.

No issues, are your fiance and your kids so long? Yeah, they're good. They're good. Maybe that's why she's actually conscious. I make a chicken breast for myself. Some people just have iron stomachs. I think I'm one of them. But you say you get food poisoning.

I've gotten food poisoning once or twice in my life. What'd you eat? The first time it was a pretzel from a street vendor in New York City. That can't possibly be a real thing. A pretzel? That's the only thing I ate that day. And I was projectile vomiting.

Oh, okay. So whatever was in there, I don't know what happened. On the earth's fucking. And then another time was chicken wings from Little Woodrose. Oh. Really? The one down South. The one down South.

There's little woodrose on six streets. It's when we used to live or we used to work down on Rafa Blanero. South Congress? You guys went there just recently. Why did you guys go there? We were doing this photo shoot for the new Ruby merchandise and they had Airbnb like this really awesome cabin to take photos in and it was like Right in your jacks old house. So we're I know we were driving by there and Mika said she had never seen the old studio And I was like we should take a little pit stop. We could never seen the old studio. What is that place?

That was a little forever. Engineering company. It's not. Yeah. It was really tough for us to find a buyer for the building who could make a use of the big back studio area. Yeah. So I mean, yeah, like it was nice seeing it warehousing. Yeah, just put any machine in there.

I feel like there was a time where we still had the lease on the place for the, the, the whatever. And they're like, we should do a party in here. And it's like, that's a fucking brilliant idea. And it never happened. We said party's there all the time. No, like after we moved out, after we had to, we should have kept it and just made sets in there. Now, it's so convenient to go down there.

When you think you need to drive there every day, you get used to it. But when you just say, oh, let's head down there, it's a fucking, it's and can be we should go film some new vines down there. Uh, I'd like to do that. So vine is back. Isn't it coming back? Yeah, vine to what is what why to like what's I'm not sure new and improved about this.

So we just need to lock ourselves in one of the conference rooms and we'll just get going. And can I tell you what it was that probably makes a mind. I do guys. I would do that in a heartbeat. Uh, there, I think the reason vine is coming back is because Twitter saw how fucking easily Instagram took away stories from Snapchat. Mm-hmm.

Just like Snapchat had such a lead, everyone was fascinated by Snapchat, had a $22 billion valuation or something like that, and when public, and Instagram just goes, hey, we're gonna do that too. And everyone's like, all right, we'll just do it on Instagram. I don't look at Snapchat at all anymore. I have it open because there's like one person that I follow on Snapchat or chat that I text with on Snapchat like once every two months.

Yeah. Literally the only reason I have it's all, and by the way, she has my fucking phone number. But for some reason we chat on Snapchat. So it's just, I don't know. I think it died, right? Yeah, I deleted it forever ago. Trevor, you're your current kid. What's what's the Zeylon Snapchat thumbs up thumbs down. She's Trevor says no. Trevor says sell sell.

And I think I think cool people do use it though. Well, like like non-nurds. These are like, yeah, yeah, non-nurds. Nudes. I would consider all of us nerds, and we're not necessarily very cool. Yeah, I agree with that. I'm pretty cool. I feel like the real world,

the public of the planet uses it. Yeah. Like, people go to my clubs stuff. I'm not gonna lie, I help. Yeah, like the cool people. I hope Vine too, just fucking flops. Why? How dare you hate Vine?

Why? It's a great way to tell a story. Go watch a Vine compilation. You'll instantly regret the fact they took that platform. I, I, I have and they had some pretty funny stuff. Like what about I like five second films and it's like, what about all of us? It killed five second films and then it, uh, it fucking made this like horrible,

putrid, that was the girl that's a celebrity. That was horrible. That's horrible. It was fantastic. It was like the Paul kids or fucking made this like horrible Putrid Celebrity Horrible was fantastic. It was like the Paul kids or you know those those guys like that new like You know what Logan Paul? Yeah, it's a like I feel like it made those select those High-scoreies and I hate those. They're the worst. They're awful The popularity of the online video I did a great one did But I was like this is so fucking should be more obnoxious also brought us a made a cerney At the good balance god damn you'll alligator one. She's a I just saw it. Yeah, the alligator one is my favorite really to me my favorite is the God see the nintendo. It's gotta be no you like the birthday cake. I gotta be it

What's this god do with that? This is from my personal channel. Yeah. I can show the cat. I like the ones where you could kind of see Gavin cracking a little bit. That was most of them, to be honest. Yeah. The picture-nary one was definitely the one where he laughed at me.

Yeah, we had fun making those. You can. You guys are dicks. And we did that well before you could edit I like the one when my big old dick goes on the table. Yeah Yeah, boom, I don't forget how we did that like oh, I think we had someone just someone hit the bottom of the table Yeah, yeah, it was actually quite dangerous Yeah, it was heavy. Yeah, it was a very heavy table. There's no joke a lot of the blind tricks

What no, I think I was a zombie in one of them. I remember that. Yeah, I was always fucking psyched. Oh, the ones where you guys called me bitch. Oh, no one's talking to you bitch. No one's talking to you bitch. It's a bitch a couple times. We got worried about it. I'm gonna say bitch. He'll not say bitch anymore. You can call me a bitch. Go for it. bitch go for it. nervous laugh. Am I good to do a good job hosting?

Did everybody I didn't leave anything out? Got all the ad reads and all that stuff. Thumbs up. My coach. Michael give me a phone. Bernie. Hey man, you don't need Gus. He can go all the HOA meetings he wants to. Sit there with a bunch of retired people.

He's playing Star Wars. He probably is, right? And he technically playing PUBG on PUBG on his care package thing. He didn't tell me a month ago that I was gonna have to schedule this podcast. So I put together this cast. I thought you guys did a great job on the podcast today. Wow, see, look at this positivity.

It is, yeah. Yeah. Blaine, I added today because somebody dropped out. Who is not gonna be? John writes to you, but he went to Star Wars. No, it was you who was here the whole timears. No, it was you the whole time play How do you get one in comment? All right. Well, thanks for watching everyone Oh, we'll be back with our regularly scheduled

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