Rooster Teeth Podcast - Blaine Drinks Ants?! - #679

Episode Date: December 15, 2021

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I'm Blaine. And I'm Gus. Welcome everyone. Chris spilled. It's a wet ass table. Chris was spilling coffee like crazy. That's dying coffee. It's beer. Okay Then he went to clean it up and he kicked the table and he kept blaming everyone else for it I know this is the podcast is lying

Which podcast everyone on this podcast right now this podcast line there you go I it was blame everyone knows it was blame they could see my smile and he was doing it to mess with me But Chris today's opposite day. That means it was you okay then I'll accept that Chris you jumped over the table Like three times to pick up the mess and then you knocked it you did keep hitting it every time you jumped over no that was him too I think we feel we saw you do it. Do you ever period of that at least one of them was blame? I could see my face blame yes or no did you do it when? Any of the times when I jumped? Maybe see and did you do it initially? No, no initially was definitely you

Okay, I'll accept that. Okay. All right, Chris. He didn't do it other times Chris We have to know we talked about this before you got into the room today. I was like about this with Eric. Did you ship off the spaghetti? No one sent in receipts. Oh, no one sent it. No one entered into your contest doing free spaghetti? No one wanted a bag of frozen spaghetti.

I said I would do it yet to tweet me a proof purchase for where they buy like black box down stuff for it was just and you were going to give him free spaghetti. You probably deterred people from buying our merchandise. They were like, I don't want that spaghetti stuff. The office of a promotion code. Do you still have the spaghetti? It should be here in the office to put it in the freezer.

It should be. Well, I mean, I do. I do. I saw it. It can be. and let someone take it out it's gotten loose I doubt anyone has cleared anything because they all know they really clean much or like oh no they definitely don't oh my god yeah it's pretty good so on the bright side the smell in the bathroom's gone yeah but the floor. It looks like it looks like that was explosion and all the tiles have cracked and have come up. I think what happened was all the gas built up

and it exploded out and it became sentient and it just left. And it went to our coffee machine. It went to our coffee machine. You ever seen those places that have like water reservoirs underneath the earth and then like the earth kind of like shakes and does waves. I bet he was doing that shit Oh, I man that okay, if it's like all cracked and fucked up then our foundation screwed and we're gonna have a nice just

I will have one of those what should we call it? No, yeah, single. No time. It is cracked up Oh, that's all fucked. Yeah, yeah, no, I definitely show the picture, but the actual picture I took was that it's all blurry. I know a new fun thing happened today that you're going to really like. We have these coffee machines and you can put in the pods and then it makes the coffee or you can just do hot water and I was making so a couple of noods and I put the thing under there and I turned it to hot water and then instead of hot water, hundreds of ants just started spewing out. And I went holy shit.

And like everyone was like, what? And I was like, there's ants in my noons. And it was like dead ants and like, ants that were like riving and paying from the hot water. They were just, what? Water button and just ants poured. I think ants had gotten in the water reservoir and they were just like, you just ants. So it's ants have gotten in the water reservoir and they're just like

Just answer. I've not been used in ages or is that I mean coffee with that not two hours before Do you think all the what previously has just been straining through the ant coops is and they just finally this love for the Ants in the coffee and you couldn't see them because the coffee so dark Oh, no, damn it. Yeah, we've been drinking ads. Oh That's just stats for me. Wow. They're getting filtered out. I don't think so. I mean, it could.

We could have stumbled on some like bougie thing, you know, like the bats, shit, like the monkey shit, coffee and stuff. We have anchors on coffee. So gross. I mean, to be fair, I would drink an end. I don't think there's a lot of flavor in it. What about 200 ants though? Yeah, I don't know. It's like this the text still alive. Have you heard of the statistic? I saw this on like an ask ridden thing and it's like what's the

grossest detail that you know or something random fact that you know. But apparently if you buy coffee, buy in full beans because the like coarse grind or whatever, cockroaches will inevitably get into those. And the FDA allows up to a certain percentage of bug matter and coffee because it's like so hard to filter them out. Oh, right. But the FDA allows it. It's fine. Oh, yes.

So by full beans, by full beans, because then they can more easily, you could easily pick out the, but if it's course grind, you get you probably got a cockroach ring wing in your coffee so do that but it's so convenient you have it grind already you got to get a grinder you have to do a whole that arid grind by hand you had like one of those uh lever things I thought you were gonna pull out your pocket Yeah, just grind your coffee doesn't think that one. You like it. Did you do the pandemic turn you into like a coffee-making guy? I was already there. Oh real yeah, this is it just help me like I just dialed in because then I already don't like spending money on coffee Yeah, it's too expensive for a thing that

I mean drugs are expensive so coffee is expensive and it's like, you know, it's like, I don't need to spend money on this too. I talked to my drug, my, I don't say drug dealer. I talked to my therapist about whether I was just like, we were just like just shooting the shit I'm at the point now where I don't have like a bunch of pressing stuff to talk about. So I was like, I go from No Steal the day I drink a lot of coffee and like, I don't know, does that mean I have an addiction?

And then I was just one of those things where it's like, yeah, I could stop it. Then I'm gonna have headaches. So I just keep going and like, I think I know, is that mean I have an addiction? And then I was just one of those things where it's like, yeah, I could stop it. Then I'm gonna have headaches, so I just keep going and like, I think I might have a coffee addiction. I don't know. I feel like if you have a headache, if you have like withdrawals, then definitely. That's a good idea.

But it's like, it's one of those things where I got, and I was like, I'm starting to get so into straws and this fucking coffee thing, but like, say I continue doing coffee. It's not like it has ill effects on my body. Like, it's not gonna negatively impact me like a cocaine. How much coffee? I mean, that sounds like, so doing coffee. It's not like it has ill effects on my body. Like it's not gonna negatively impact me like a cocaine. I mean, that sounds like how much coffee is snorring in a day. How many of you snorring in a day?

That's gonna be real. Well, he that's what he came down to. He's like how it behaved your early, how does it impact your lifestyle? And it was just like, I mean, if I don't have a cup of coffee, I'm grouchy. So it's like, yes. Then maybe you're addicted to ants.

Ha ha ha. Well, how many, yes. Then maybe you're addicted to ants. What? Well, how many? Pie. How many mugs of coffee do you drink in a day? Well, I don't. I do cold brew. I looked at the most caffeinated, concentrated coffee. And I'll do like, you know, like a little mason jar full, at least minimum. Sometimes I'll do a couple. So it sounds like a lot. That sounds like a lot. It's not like multiple, like I don't do like, I know people that

always have a cup of coffee in their hand, I'm not like that. But cold brew is more intense. Right. I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I feel like the perfect amount of coffee for me is like one and a half mugs. Yeah. Because by the time I'm like done with my first mug, it's a bit cold. I had a bit more, but if I have a full mug halfway through, I'm like Done with my first mug. It's a bit cold. I added a bit more But if I have a full mug halfway through I'm just like this is disgusting I have like a limit that I hit and then I'm just done for the day. Yeah, I um I Started drinking less coffee when working from home. I like I have one the morning and then like that's probably it and the other day We had like I had it in the morning and then we had a meeting at a place or something or we just was a restaurant that sells coffee.

Maybe we just went to work, which you could also call a drug dealer now. Now Eric mentioned it. It's true. Are you buying drugs at work? I mean, no, I'm saying Eric said brought up a good point that coffee is a drug. So you could. It's very call a... I I think that pure uncut Columbian. Yeah, like you could call a coffee shop. Your drug deal. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, no, I like this long walk. This makes sense.

What does that mean is a drug, like a sugar a drug? I would think so. I think it's something that is right. Like you can be like addicted. I think it has like a chemical reaction in the brain. Which caffeine does, like coffee does. I don't think sugar does. I don't think sugar does. Full share your video sleep over before. I'm just bouncing off the walls, bro. I've been to one to be fair in about 15 to 20 years. Yeah, yeah, I'm

important detail. I don't think there's any problem. I will admit this morning I was running late and I got to the office right at 10. We're supposed to have a meeting at 10 and I walked in. At the same time as Barbara and I were walking at the same time and Kayla was already sitting here and we're supposed to have this meeting and we're looking around like,

what's going on is the, we're supposed to do the meeting remotely. And we're trying to feel like I'm I like logging in to Google me like, oh no, it's in Discord, like, what's going on? And then, like, just a couple minutes later, like you guys walk in. Like, oh, okay, yeah, we're doing it here. Like, okay, cool, cool.

Like, and I was in such a rush to get here, I didn't stop to got in coffee yet in the morning because I had a bunch of shit to do. I had to go to the post office, we'll get to that in a bit. Uh, and, so I'm sitting out like, all right, we're in my mind, I'm like, all right, we're gonna start the meeting, We're gonna start the meeting. And like, everyone's just kind of shooting the shit

and like talking about sex in the city. And then I look at my watch and it's like 10, 10. And we haven't started the meeting, so I just stood up and I'll be back in a bit. And I just went down, like, I left the office, went to the nearest coffee shop. You drove there? But I'm in the coffee and then drove back.

And then I walked back in. I had the same reaction, because I was like, oh shit, I'm like late for this meeting, because it was at like 10. Yeah. And so I even, I slacked, John was like, hey, be there in three minutes, because I was like, we saw that four minutes later and you still weren't here.

Oh yeah, so when actually announced, they're like, Chris said he'll be here in three minutes, four minutes ago. Then I walked in, I bet a minute after that. So you're five minutes late. Okay, yeah. Okay, but I thought it would be three. Way to go. You did it.

But then I got there and then I was like, waited and then I was like, don't you have a meeting? You might have had your headphones or you might have even gone to get coffee. I probably left one. I was sitting, I said I hadn't had coffee and I was mad. Yeah, because I was like, I was like, was sitting I didn't had coffee and I was mad Yeah, cuz I was like I was like stictive stress. Oh man. I'm late and then I was like set down It's like nothing was happening. I was like No, but this was after I got there. Yeah, like people started talking

He's right people started talking about like sex in the city and all this other stuff And I was like mother fuckers. I'm gonna I didn't get coffee for this So that's why I left yeah, and I was just like, I was stressed about getting here. And then I get here and nothing. So, I was talking to you and read coffee as a detective. I mean, could Gavin, could you give a coffee? Oh, yeah. You could. Go ahead. Go ahead. Have a penny. Don't drink coffee tomorrow. Okay. How long? Except your challenge. How long? I long? I dare you. Except your challenge. How long? I don't think there's something anyone of us

would claim to be able to give up. I don't even know if it's humanly possible. How long? You need water to survive, Chris. Seven inches. How long do you think you could go without orgasming? If what but with the price of unlimited wealth. Like I don't know what the number is. So you have a lot of money goes away once you're just saying the minimum minimum amount of time.

No, no, as in okay, the minimum amount of time you'd be willing to forego in order to get infinite wealth. No, no. Okay, so I phrased that wrong. We're going to need a competition. The four of us care of us are in a competition. Yes. There's not Cypher, but similar. Whoever goes the longest without orgasming, they win 10 billion dollars. 10 billion. 10 billion. It's out of your control. You'll just spaff it in the night if you don't do it. That's true. You get what it's like the longest not intentionally? Oh So wait, it's a nighttime doesn't count. Yeah, right you can do this thing because that's involuntary You hear the things that the the Mormon kids do where they like

One of them gets on top of the person. Yeah, and then will they soak but then there's a friend that pushes the bad Bouncer what are they what are they Bouncing? You heard this? What? So it's like, so like they don't want to have sex. So then a guy I'll just lay there with this heart on. And then the girl will get on top and then they'll just soak. They won't have sex. They'll just be.

I'll say so because if that's the normal thing to say. So that's what they say in this context. Yeah, I know. It's like, you haven't explained it. Well, so no, I mean, she's taking the dick as being soaked by the giant. But it doesn't go in. Yes, it goes in. How else do you think it's gonna get soaked?

But then like, that's nice. You got that going on, but it's not, you know, it's tough because if you thrust, then it's set. Yeah, Jesus will be there watching you thrust. Don't do it. Don't you thrust. So then a friend will be there and jump on the bed. It will go. What? And then they'll make you thrust don't don't you thrust so then a friend will be there and jump on the bed. I will go.

What? Yeah. And then they'll make you thrust. If someone else is jumping on the bed forcing the bouncing. That's not said. And Jesus is like, you're like, I'm sorry. I can't help. When in that case, then is the Dutch rudder?

Okay. What's the Dutch rudder? I think it's where you. Okay. Have your hand on your penis, but the someone else works the on. Why would you do that? Why would someone shove a bed when you're inside someone? I think it's a good point.

Emory is a good point. That was just not. No, no, no, not 10 billion. $10 billion. That's but for I we get we'll get back to 10 billion. Billy, I want to know more about the sokan. So, but how do they get on initially is that not thrusting down? No, they're sitting down Yeah, it's like your conscious access but then her couldn't if if a

Woman be on top and do that no because a thrusting that's bad But then how would she get so she would just be Going down onto it. What that's not rest. What if she went down on it? Realized she left the iron on got off got back on yeah realize the TV was on oh What is he just soaked over and over? Or or what ever soak we need to get a neck. We need to get a soaking expert. I have the the Isn't isn't great absorbing I don't think it's a great phrase. You don't think so cuz the proper pro no it's not like a sponge. What would you call it? I think soaking is a big easy crime and that word for that like something like oven

I guess it's I mean technically pre-heat the only on a blow job, you know, it's like, that's true. You never lived. But then I guess, okay, what about this? If someone has penetration, a guy, I don't want to talk to you, and make eye contact with you when you're wearing a sleeveless turtle neck. We'll get get that. Penetration finishes and then pulls out. That's not a threat. Like one, okay, a woman.

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Yeah, but these how much you think how long yeah, or how long would you be willing to try? I don't know I haven't tried How long Well, it's a hypothetical plane. That's how they work I know tried. How long? Well, it's a hypothetical blame. That's how they work. I think I could give it a good run for $10 billion. Yeah. Give it the old college try. I'm pissful. I didn't win. Yeah. I assume if we're not counting the old nocturnal emission, we will all go forever go forever. For 10 billion. 10 billion. Oh, yeah.

No one will win. But this die one by one. So like there's no one like that. It's a good way to make sure no one ever has fun in life. Yeah. Well, there's other ways to have fun. It's just in general. You wouldn't you not be upset for a lot of the time if you were constantly?

No, I got coffee. I mean, what it comes down to is there's very little in life For a lot of the time if you were constantly. Oh, God. Good coffee I mean what it comes down to is There's very little in life that you can spend 10 billion dollars on like one single item But that would be a 10 billion dollar Wank mm-hmm. Yeah, well, I guess then then you get all the other ones up Is there anything you could spend ten like aside from a space program? Maybe like a stealth a military. I think those are like two billion Be like a stealth ship stealth like an hour craft Those are yeah, those are millions. I don't think their billions you can get an army though

That's find a list of things that cost over a billion single item Expenses, I don't think an army counts. You're just employing people. Yeah. That's, that's, there's some nuance there. You know, you're paying for their clothes and their arms. What the, this doesn't make no, this doesn't make sense. You buy the Miami Marlins. Yeah. They cost. They're not $10 billion. No, we're saying $1 billion. We'll cost $1 billion. Oh, I thought we were that is that is right right around over a billion. Yeah. What cost nine figures? There's there's a yacht. So when says they're debating on leaving the to listening to the show to go get a coffee like I'm on to something your coffee is big, but it's a big deal. Yeah, coffee

is a thing. It's not like a new discovery. Well, I know that, but I'm saying like it's in a like it is an addictive thing. Yeah. Is it a big deal. Well, I know that, but I'm saying like it's in a, like it is an addictive thing. Yeah. Is it a big deal if it's addictive? Are we just okay with it? Is it like spice melange from Dune? I mean, it's Dune with you. I know.

There is a 1963 Ferrari GTO. Okay. That was purchased for $52 billion. Why? Uh, I guess only 39 were ever made. And this particular one won the 1963 Tour de France road race. Wow. I just at that rate. It's a $50 billion car. It's a cool looking car, but I'd read it. Even a 1000th of its value. Even if that was a $52 million car. You could

Who would buy that even? You could even even make that car you could buy all of the Means of production to make that specific model Like what and you can make it like modern never my they type about it. I looked up a second source on this Now just 52 million dollars, okay, that's reasonable. Okay. It's like this doesn't make any sense I had to have to cite a second course to find it. You could probably just buy Ferrari if you got 52 billion. Yeah. This episode of the RESTeed Podcast brought to you

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I paid for it and everything. It didn't print out the sticker for the postage. You gave me my receipt at charge. You said to get in the line, I got up there. So a whole ordeal with them, they figured it out. They put a zero dollar stamp on my package. And they were like, all right, this will be fine. I'm sure because that's a zero dollar stamp. And they're like, yeah, yeah, don't worry.

It'll get there. It'll be fine. So the thing I was made of, I was supposed to go to a peel box in Oklahoma City. And it was priority mail. It was supposed to have gotten there last Thursday. Okay. Last Wednesday. Anything McVeigh has been there done that. Yes. That's Wednesday. It arrived in Oklahoma City. And it's just been sitting at the post office. Because they've sent them. They can't tell me what's wrong with it. It's just sitting there. So today, this morning, I had to go to the post office and I had to mail off a duplicate package of all the same stuff again. Oh my God. Again, priority mail. Hoping that this one will get there where the

other one is failed. God damn. I think I know the contents of this. Did you know there is a life hack for this though? I think it might be UPS, it might be USPS. If you needed the tracking number, you can have that by checking your bank account. Mm, that's good to know. Like UPS, I sent something off. It was like a thing for my trip to Japan. It was like a $500 purchase and I needed a refund.

So I had to submit a form and I lost the thing. But yeah, if you just check your bank account and tell us either the tracking number. I did know that. It's good to know. My pack is a good life pack. So yeah, so we'll see if this package actually gets there or not. What happens all the packages that are never picked up or? Yeah, I'm just trying to return a dress on mine.

They could have brought it back. No, it's it arrived at the post office in Oklahoma City, 813 PM on December 8th. Just sitting there. And Gavin's right, I think, to they get destroyed. Because they're legally speaking. It's not like they can't open the mail. I think there was a,

I don't know about that Oklahoma. There was a guy who was just arrested for dropping a bunch of packages and I ditched somewhere because he just didn't want to deliver them. Nice. That happened a lot during the election too. I'm your package. Just shut up. Damn. Fiverr to packages just like you imagine just yours just being in a fucking ditch. Just because someone didn't want to bother delivering it.

Yeah. I always am making a joke by the way there was actually like dudes that were Ditching I think postage and then they were like finding it I'd like there was like a reported case of it and I know that plays into this other shit Do I sound weird right? I sound like one of those guys never mind There's okay there was a guy that was throwing away mail off the lost. There was a guy throwing away mail in ballots. You were like, do I sound like one of those guys? I was like, you don't sound like anything. Yeah, you do sound like Chris. They're not completing a sentence. I need coffee.

Um, did you see that person on TikTok who posted videos about like how I think it's a woman how she goes Dumpster diving at a whole foods in her hometown and she just finds like tons of food that's thrown out that's still like good. Yeah, it hasn't It's like that past this expiration date. It's all fine America. Yeah, she's like look You know, there's this turkey that there were something for $65. It's still frozen and It's just sitting here like tubs of Like just unopened food all fine Hand sanitizer like you name it like I think she said that she hadn't bought groceries in two years

I mean having worked in a supermarket once something reaches it's you know sell by you can reduce it same day It's trying to get rid of it, like mark it down like 90%. If no one buys it then, the staff can buy it. If no one wants it then, you just have to throw it away. Like this is the procedure, and if someone I know got fired for just eating grapes that they were throwing away. What?

Yeah, it's like you can't eat it, you can't do anything with it. It's like, we're just throwing away food that has the wrong number written on it. It's like perfectly good food. And it's just you can't eat it. You can't do anything with it. It's like we're just throwing away food that has the wrong number written on it It's like perfectly good food, and it's just a thing that happens and they got fired for eating the grapes I think he also stole a coat. I don't I'm not sure when the final straw, but he got a real ballaking for eating the wastage That's crazy. I worked at a dairy and at one point someone made a return for chocolate milk It was a gallon of chocolate milk. There's something wrong with the tap.

I appreciate it told the story. But I brought it back into the dairy and I made a wall of milk crates and then I chugged the chocolate milk. My stomach hurts so fucking bad. Why would they return chocolate milk? They were up at the check in line and I got a call and they're like, hey, we need you to bring this type of chocolate milk up front. Something's wrong with this one.

The thing that was wrong with it was something something that was like kind of wrong with the cap. It's where it's like it could have been exposed, but it wasn't. So then I brought it back and I was like, this is perfectly a good chocolate milk that they're going to order me to then pour down a drain. And I was like, instead of doing that, I was poured down my gullet. It's good type of train. Yeah. Yeah.

I would dumpster diving college all the time. Like, that's how we got groceries. Best find. Yeah, you know, I would dumpster diving college all the time. Like that's how we got groceries. Best find. Oh, probably the brownie bites that we would keep in the freezer. And then we would just eat those. It was great.

You lived with vegan roommates. So they would bring home like non vegan stuff in it. We would just be fed. We go to like the tofu place. We go to trade or chose. We just dumpster dive everywhere. And then they started locking them because we made too much good stuff. Yeah.

Pizza places do that. I think that they locked their dumpsters. There's a restaurant that I know of that makes really good fucking bread. And I'll just walk by and there'll just be baguettes sticking out of trash cans. Like, you should think this. Those can be yours. Those are your baguettes. I would only dumps today,

having for like furniture and stuff. I would I used to go for like, I would used to be in should finding electronics like old computers, video games and shit like that. Like people just throw away. Like I used to get in shanfinding electronics like old computers, video games and shit like that like people just throw away Like I used to get that shit all the time There were a lot people on set are asking my shirt Yeah, it looks really stupid. I see it's not this morning. I'm wearing like a I guess a white turtleneck with no sleeveless white turtleneck So it seems so people keep asking in the chat like why aren't we bringing it up or why aren't we asking

about it. You've been wearing that. You've been sitting next to me half the day wearing that. Like, you, everyone else is seeing Chris for the first time wearing this. He's been two feet to my right for hours wearing this. Well, I was, we're filming something tomorrow for a black box down. It's like a hard mode. Yeah, I built a airship, an airplane. We're filming something tomorrow for Black Boxdown. It's like a hard mode.

We're built to airship, airplane. We're gonna fly it around. And we got, Erica helped pull some costumes together that replicate our characters from the Black Box to create an animated, yeah. Our animated versions. And so my animated version has has like a is more like a

1940s pilot with and stuff and I Guess I'm wearing a jacket So yeah leather jacket so No in the whole costume. You don't see that this is a sleeveless white turtleneck Um, cuz you know we got the leather jacket over. Yeah, they design clothing like that. Where it's literally just the neck You know, we got the leather jacket over. Yeah, they design clothing like that. Where it's literally just the neck. Oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I hate that kind of clothing too. It's such a lie. Eat it. Eat it. But we need to.

We need to have him to push the shoot. And I was wearing just this because it's hot to sit in the leather jacket. But we had to push the shoot for some tech reasons. And you were supposed to do it today, but we'll do it tomorrow. We're doing it tomorrow. And I was working on stuff, so I didn't get up and go changing immediately.

And blame was like, why are you wearing that? That shirt. Take off that shirt. They're like, what was it? Well, that's why you started kicking your coffee. Yeah. And I was like, well, now I can't take it off yet. It's pissing off playing, I need to get to the end. If you pull the neck all the way up,

does it look like you have like a foreskin on your head? Probably. How high does that go? Oh, you don't even need a mask, it's built. You can go honey. I need some. Oh yeah. There you look much better Chris. Would you say like that? That's kind of scary honestly. You look like a mummy. It's weird because it's a total neck so like I'm both warm and relaxed and chilled because my arms are way more airy than normal, but then my neck is like really hot Well, yeah, cuz it's like airy as air read air rated. I don't know stop looking at your

Why why if I were wear something like that people be like blames a jock douchebag and Chris where it's like Oh, he's just the quirky pet file like, oh, he's just the quirky pet file. Because, he's just the quirky pet file. No, just the... Because, he's just the quirky pet file. No, just the...

Okay, just be clear, not a pedophile pet. No, just be clear, not a pedophile pet. No, just be clear, not a pedophile pet. No, just be clear, not a pedophile pet. No, just be clear, not a pedophile pet. No, just be clear, not a pedophile pet. No, just be clear, not a pedophile pet. Sorry, buddy.

No, no, that's great. Get a miss working with that. You're so much. Oh, what a great segue. What a great segue. What a great segue. What a great segue. But now, yeah, I'll change it, because I'll put on...

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Got the episode 100 from Good Morning from hell comes out this week. This way it came out today. It's out. It's done. It's in the ground. It's buried. Dead. Oh. You're making that sure look bad.

The turtle. Not a good morning for the hell. Sure. It does. But yeah, we know we had. We decided to finish it at episode 100. It's a good run. Yeah, we're like, episode, like, well, when does it end? When should it end? And we're like, well, 100 is a really good number. Trust me, we've been trying to get to 666 on this show forever.

And it takes a long time. We did, didn't we? Yeah, yeah, that one. And so we came up with a like a big kind of like finale, that's like a two-part episode, a big war with heaven. Had a bunch of cameos from past guests. Which was 30 some people? It was like, if you count both parts, it was like over 35 people. And they played like something like 40 or 50 characters, because like Gus played two characters. Just's just from all the different episodes. Big war with heaven. Yeah. And you have a poster, right? Oh yeah, yeah, we have a poster of the big, uh, if that's an RT store, that's really cool. If you, if you want to get the, there she is. Don't screenshot this. This is an NFT.

There she is. Don't screenshot this. This is an NFT. Dude, you see the Kiana thing? Yeah. So it's just. Yeah, because coming up normally, it's an improvised comedy show where we might have like a loose outline for an episode, but doing an episode with over 30 people and like 45 different characters or something, we had to like script it line by, I mean, we had to script it pretty much the entire thing,

except for stuff that was just me and Blaine, because we had to email everyone, and say, hey, record this line. Yeah. And then, He's basically us sending a script in chunks to different people, and they were just acting in a vacuum,

and then we took all 50 some things of dialogue and smushed it together in an episode. It worked out pretty well. It's pretty seamless. It's really cool. It's like a battle. So there's like a ton of like, you know, like, background noise. Yeah, sound design and all that.

Though the people die. People die. People that. Yeah. Again, everyone's already dead. But no, it's like finishing that show and like get Dohundered was like, it, I think it's nice when a show ends and doesn't just go on forever or just get killed because someone else kills it or pulls a plug. Yeah, it's nice having it. I think I said this on a live stream last week. I don't think it was on the podcast was like good morning from hell was like

I think the beginning of like a growth in podcasts for us. It was like the first kind of narrative podcast that we did and kind of like paved the way for all of the other podcasts that have followed since then. It was in its in its wake. Yeah, well we it was an audio only one. That was the thing we had up to. We had and that's why it was like we've done this one. Yeah. We had it. That's why it was like we done this one, but yeah, it'd been so long since we've done the audio only

Podcasted it took like a whole like thing to get it made. Mm-hmm. This podcast. When did it become video? We did our first episode Uh, in video around 100 Yeah, I was episode 100 and then we did a few intermittently around then and then I think we went to weekly Around 280 And then we did a few intermittently around then. And then I think we went to weekly around 280. Matt 270 maybe. I totally missed the mock where it was mostly a video podcast. Like if I had that still like kind of you, but it's like, oh, it's

knows one seven one 70 not 270. It was even. Shit. Because I it was like 2012. That's somewhere around there. Yeah. 2012 is when it became video. The first video was like 2010.

Mm-hmm. That sounds right. Yeah, it was weekly in the A-nex. I do have a story though about when we were writing the script for episode finale. Because we were... That toward the Discord thing. Yeah. Yeah. So we were, we started at home and then we ended up

like going home to write it. So we were on a discord talking. And I was, and we were like screen sharing, final draft and kind of talking over like the line so we could kind of, you know, do it that way. And at some point, I'm like, I need to go eat. So Blaine took over the typing on his file, and then I went down, I was just on Discord my phone,

talking and... Well, yeah, I think you needed to go away for the bathroom at one point. Well, yeah, so at some point, I opened up my laptop and I was also watching the screen, as Richard and they're talking. And yeah, I was like, oh I got to go pee at some point and then blame's like all right we'll make sure you meet the mic of course I'm going

to meet the mic Chris Chris historically will pee with open mic sometimes and I've tried to teach that out of him you know. Let's go. Successfully it seems. No. Well so like so. I don't know if I'm your perspective. know from your perspective my story. Okay, okay I'll tell you what happened on my conclusion you tell your story you I don't know if it's better tell you

You just tell your Better here a goddamn story so Chris goes and I can hear him ping and I say Chris I can hear you ping and he's like what what the fuck and I said stop him ping and I say Chris I can hear you ping and he's like what what the fuck And I said stop stop ping and then I turned I exited the phone call and then I rejoined like 30 seconds later assuming that he was done and then if he was then he and muted himself So I rejoined and he's still fucking ping and I was like I can still hear you pissing. What the fuck? And then I left again, and then I waited another 30 seconds or something and I came back and you were still fucking pissing. And I was like, just hang up.

Like I was the mic though. I had my Bluetooth headset in and I was sitting at my computer. But how are you set up that your phone was still coming through? I went to go to the bathroom and I go to, I'm like, yeah, of course I'm going to mute it. And then I put my phone, I go to discord and I'm like, like, trying to, like, go to the good morning from hell discord and I'm like, okay, leave it or whatever. And, oh, yeah. And then I'm like, okay, I'm out. And I start peeing and then blanchers yelling at me. I'm like, what?

How is he? What? I was like, how am I still connected on discord? So then he leaves, and I hold the pee by it's like, when he starts yelling, I stop. I held it. Oh, no wonder it was still going. So I held it. I was like, I held it because I didn't think when you were I didn't know I didn't know that he was muting himself. I started screaming at me So I stopped and so then I'm like what the fuck how is this possible? And then I'm like whatever I'm gonna go on airplane mode So then I go on airplane mode and then I start ping and Then blaze what the fuck why are you still ping? And I was like and I thought he was pranking me.

I was like, how is he, how is he possibly pranking me? How, like, how is he, and I'm like, and then in my head I was like, well, I'd literally just hit airplane mode and it was still up like the screen. So it's like, maybe I have to like, leave the screen for inter-error airplane mode. So then I enter the thing and I'm like,

I don't know what else to do. I mean, it must be an airplane mode now surely then you snap your phone in half, you can still hear him. You start peeing on the phone. I start peeing again and then blames like, how the fuck are you still peeing? I'm like, at this point I have like, I have no answers.

I don't know what's happening. There's no, I think I remember a way, would I know what happened? I figured out when I went back to my computer. I think I remember what was- I know what happened. I figured out when I went back to my computer. I think I figured it out through the course of the story where it happens. Yeah, go ahead. So I finished peeing finally,

and then I go to my computer, and I realized I had connected to my AirPods, which were previously on Discord on my phone, we're on the Google Meet on my computer, which was in the next room. And I didn't realize I was connected to that, not Discord. And so I kept trying to mute my phone, but it was still connected on my computer. Yeah, so perfectly summarizes, so in the future, you're taking your AirPods out before you go to the bathroom.

Plus, what I do that too, because I don't want to hear people on the screen. Yeah, I just want to hear people on a pain One time but I don't want to hear people like it's just like I'm a bloke I was I seriously thought blame was pranking me though I was like how is this possible. How is he pranking me? Nope, it's just your own your own doing Chris you pranked yourself you pranked played yourself. I put myself real good. Yeah Sure is It had a good run, but we don't want to listen to Chris P anymore. What should we end next? Stop it see now that is

We should stop we should stop that we stop See this is how it spilled originally just he was doing that on his own naturally He was just fucking shaking the time of beer in there for it's spill I know because now the cup is empty you got like a disturbing mix of drinks That's just two Yeah, but you don't you already have a beer, then you've got two different things down there. We'll okay someone else. If you didn't offer those to anybody. Yeah, I've already offered. I've got you got a white claw and another beer. Yeah, I forgot, but do you want to all want a beer or a white claw? Is that even the same beer that's in that cup or you're just mixing through

us? It was. Separate. It was? Yeah. Okay. All right. You want the beer or what? No, I don't want anything. Thank you. I'll take a call. Okay. Sure. Are you sure you want a lukewarm white claw that Chris has been holding in that internal

neck? It's been in his car for four months. Okay. All right. So it's chilly. Does it season this? What is that? Mango.

Mango is decent. Good fruit. I've never been a big mango fan. Oh, I've a if decent good fruit. I've never been a big mango fan. Oh, I bet if it's that. Is it great fruit that fucks up like every medication imaginable? Yeah. Why? Something with the acidic acids in it or something? I don't know. So you can't eat grapefruit in medicine? Well, it counteracts some medicine. Why do a friend that ate a grapefruit, then got a positive COVID test and apparently it was a false

positive because grapefruit just fucks everything up. They were really scared it was really funny. It doesn't pineapple like dissolve your mouth. Yeah that's why it like burns. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait how does the pineapple does it burn? But if you eat a lot of it I think it starts to erode your mouth hole. It's good. So grapefruit binds to an enzyme in your intestinal track, which reduces absorption of certain medications. Oh!

So basically it's like instead of the medicine binding to the enzyme in your intestines, the grapefruit blocks it and fills it up. But it's a grapefruit. Sick. I wonder if grapefruit is a good, like poison preventative. Oh, that's a bad idea. Or some other thing, if you're going to do like an epitach test or something to see who could go the longest. Yeah, you know when you're doing your epitach test, Eric. I just thought the other thing I've seen in Casino Royale, where bonds poison. And he goes up to his ass and not and just tossing great fruits. And then de-fibs himself. It's like a special grapefruit.

He's got like in a real case. He's like a spherical paste dried air. It's like it's automatically like a little laser peels it. Oh, what? Where are they going to go with that next? I mean, it's obviously it's going to be a different bond because Greg's reset everything. But like, do you think that they're going to go like a little more comedy this time? Because they can't do like gritty reboot because that's what

casino royales. So it's like they could just make a more gritty. How do you make it more gritty? I mean, you don't need to make it more gritty. How do you make it more gritty? I mean, can you do a need to make it more gritty? You can just continue in the same tone. Batman begins with gray, but new Batman's gray. I think I think they're going to do a tonal shift.

I feel like they're going to be like, all right. What can we? What tones have they have? Don't get in the way. I'm just saying this is like an industry thing. No, stop screaming at me. They just I feel like that happens every time that a franchise reboots is that they're like, we changed everything.

That'll be a musical. Nah, maybe. I mean, see, I could see why you would say that, but the Bond franchise has done this many times already. Right. They have a precedent for changing James Bond. It sure do. But like, but I feel like so like that, I don't know.

I think once it hit Dalton, that's when it started like tonal shifts every single time, right? It hit Dalton. May it get Gavin would know. Cheesy. He was a pretty good one. The definitely got cheesy for a while there,

but they got away, even by the time they got to Pierce Bros, and I mean, it was still pretty tongue in cheek, but it was more serious than it was before. Well, so I think in Dalton, that was like supposed to be Gritty-Gritty, dark reboot, and then I think that they went too dark with it, and then they kind of pulled that back with Golden Eye, Bros.

And in the last Dalton film, it's pretty gruesome. That's like a guy's head getting exploded, and Dalton licensed to kill. Oh yeah, and they kill a Felix, or they remove one of his arms and kill his wife by Sharks and then a Benicio gets shoved down a grinder and all of his bits spew out the bottom. It's pretty gruesome for a bond.

Who's gonna move these? I don't think I don't think I've watched a pre pierce brazeman movie, a pre pierce brazeman bond, it's entirely the 90s. It's amazing, I'm not watching any movie. The industry was in a rut till Pierce Brosnan came around. There's BB and AB. Before Preston after that. The early bonds that just men told to watch now.

The amount of times Bond hits a woman or throws her in front of a bullet as a human shield is like it's pretty frequent It doesn't give a shit, but they also do a bunch of like classic tropes where it's like And then he that guy's dead Gotta be careful here. It's so fun. It's so unbelievable Wait me me my brother used to have this bit where we had any time any of us came up behind the other person and squeezed them on the shoulder. They had to go like yeah. Yeah we would do it anywhere.

Like like in public. That funeral. Well we never did a funeral. Just like an agreement that you wouldn't. Yeah. Fuck around it, if you know. Yeah. And we, I don't think we abused it so much.

There's just a thing. That doesn't seem, that doesn't seem like Christomy. Yeah. Seems like doing it in the worst, most inopportune times, but it's very Christomy. Anyways, I bet they'll, I bet they'll do like a comedic angle of bond. I don't think I mean it's this funny

it's called like it's called awesome powers dude. No no no I'm not that comedic. I think it'd be like Mission Possible. Mission Mission Possible. How's the comedy on the comedy? No but it's like got a lot more light and huge. Simon Pegg is an entirely comedic relief character in Mission Possible. Yeah, there's funny stuff in Bond. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's like, there was funny stuff in, dude, my favorite movie ever. That wasn't like a light movie. But you're just talking about that, like, there's between like a movie with like, I mean, there's more jokes in comedic, comedic moments and, and, and, and those salt I mean there's more jokes and comedic comedic moments and

and and those others but there's still like actiony serious movies. Well yeah yeah I guess like like a Marvel movie that's like a hefty amount of comedy to it you know there's a lot of light heart in this family friendly as to it. Mission Impossible 1 and 2 aren't funny at all. No especially 2. Yeah I remember liking 2 at the time it came out, but now it's definitely like my least favorite mission impossible movie by far. My least favorite movie. Yeah, I can imagine Gus going to the theater and like, oh, please, and just be like, yeah, it was like, uh, like, Like the sun glasses off of the title screen starts right and then live biscuit plays Is that one where he starts out and he's got climbing then I go I go songs playing yeah, but he does this thing I think it's called like the iron cross iron bar something He's just like it's such an unnecessary move and he's just like

It's like where are you doing that? The beginning of him being like I want to do a mental stunt myself every movie and now he's like But hanging on onto moving planes and going in space and stuff in real life. Making Superman look like a bitch. Shit. This episode of the RISD podcast brought to you by ExpressVPN.

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Halo infinite. You gave that reaction before we started. I couldn't tell from that whether you think it's amazing or whether you hate it. What do you think? Do I think you hate it? No, he's not that smile like he said, like he had on when he was chicken the table.

Look at my eyes when you think it's me. I assume you really like it. Fucking love it. I, it might be a 10 out of 10 for me. Okay, I was like, I was like, yeah, I was just thinking anyway. I was expecting a bad reaction there. It's like Halo meets Breath of the Wild.

There's a moment where I was up on a hill and I had just done a bunch of crazy shit and then there was like a piano rendition of the Halo soundtrack and I was like, oh, oh. But they do that, don't they? Like if you get up really high, they could tell you're looking at the viewer,

they just play the Halo theme. It's like, that's really clever, though they do that. It is so cool. It's a great game game it's such a massive Map it's not massive compared to like other open-world games, but for a halo game you're just like I Can see like way over there and I can just walk there yeah exposed what a shitty computer blaine has Why did you have to why did you have to royale spoil this halo of? Well better in my computer Chris your computer is fine. I played Halo on it forever

Yeah, you're a fear of computers fine my home computer I was like kind of chugging through some stuff It was like that welcome to my dollar master chief like that fight and it was just like he was eating shit So then I like lowered some like levels and I was like fucking sucks. He's look like Xbox one graphics and then a Ritual Xbox or Xbox one graphics Die he should have clarified now. I don't even know Xbox one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's the previous generation. Yes. Yeah anyways Yeah, it's like my processors all shit So now I am going to update and like spend like what are 500 dollars from new motherboard new processor all this stuff because Halo deserves it

I've been playing on a series X runs phenomenally well it looks amazing. Yeah, it's It's it's such so meaty. I don't know if it's like just the engine is so solid, but it's just There's just such good weight to everything I just, there's just such good weight to everything. I just really like it's probably my favorite solo Halo campaign. It makes me wonder what state the game was in a year ago when they decided to push it. It was supposed to come out like last fall. And they were like, no, we're going to, we're going to push it a year. I mean, I'm glad they did. Yeah. I'm just, I'm also really glad that they, you start with the hook. Like it's complete. I'm going they did. Yeah, I'm just I'm also really glad that they you start with the hook like it's complete

I'm gonna hate playing old Halo games because I don't have a hook. In fact, it's so fluid It's yeah, you're right before you even start the game Yeah, it's already just like you already seeing him use it level one like the first fight in the first level I'm like picking up weapons. I've never used before. I'm just like oh this feels good Grabbing a fusion cord just throw it over there. It's like and sliding and I'm like, I've never played this game before. It looks like I'm a badass. He holds the fusion core like this everywhere. He's like a football player. Which makes sense when you're in the fight, but when you're on a lift waiting for it to go up, you just like, I put my arm down. Yeah. No, the grapple's awesome too, because you're right. You can see

that mountain looks really tall. And then you just flip flip, flip, you just keep like I upgraded my grapple so it's like faster reload and it's just like you just climb the fucking thing and it's so cool. I loved like gaining speed between sprinting grappling and jumping and then you just jump off a mountain and it's like yeah and there was one bit where I was in this like, brute, this is not a spoiler story, anything. I was destroying some, some like, silo thing. I had to like kill all different sides of it. And I just thought, well, you know, while I'm up there, I just hooked up and I just kept swinging around

while I was shooting, I was like, and I grabbed it and go around. I was like, this is the most crazy, and it's probably not as supposed to do that bit. You're probably supposed to shoot it from a distance or go up one at a time. But just being up to like, stay in the air and also do stuff. I was just like, this, this is the best movement I've felt in any game. So I, uh, and this is an adjustment thing. This is me trying to be a holly-tolly Mr.

Gamer thing. What level are you playing it on? Right now? Okay. I beat the game on Heroic. Oh, RIP. Damn! Okay. I just went on it. I was like, Not that long or did you just blow through it? Um, well, I didn't get all the collectables. Oh, I see. I'm trying to collect all the collectables. Because I want to just like a pure run through where I'm not like looking at guides and stuff.

So I only found like two skulls on my own. Hey, look, according to how long to beat, it says the main story you can complete in 10 hours. That kind of a bummer, but I guess while I'm going slow and I'm going legendary, which I'm going legendary first. Yeah, I always do. Yeah, I beat ODST in legendary in like one night

and it was just the fucking best. I think ODST is probably my favorite close seconds reach. Halo, infinite yet to be placed. But no, it sucks though because it takes away, I think like you got to play it normal to feel like master chief. Yeah, I typically go for heroic first and I'll probably make a pass and easy to get collectibles and then I'll tackle legendary.

Yeah, I play normal. Yeah, in the end. It's cool though, you just jump and just fucking destroy everything. I honestly felt Yeah, in the end cool though. You just you just jump and yeah Yeah, I honestly felt like most of the equipment was pointless like as I was playing like halfway through the game I was like I'm pretty much just using the hook. I never use a threat sensor. Yep, unless there's someone invisible Never using the wall until I upgraded the wall fully Mm-hmm. It's the best they ever have you ever used it that much? I actually so I'm going so slow that I haven't gotten to the wall yet.

Okay, that's the drop wall. When you fully upgrade to that, it adds shock damage to anything you fire through it. Oh, damn, so you're balled up with electric heating? Yeah, so I didn't realize until I dropped the wall, because it's big once you've got it to that point. Uh-huh. It makes a lot of noise. You can block it. I didn't use it much in the big open world Halo areas, but on the actual missions I would always be like dropping them in corridors and stuff and just like blocking myself off

But if you have a gun like the skewer or something you fire it through it gains electric charge I was just aiming a brute I missed and I hit like a jackal or a grunt behind him I accidentally killed like five other enemies It was near that jackal because I think it takes the damage of what you're shot and just spreads it. Damn. So I wiped out a room over the shoulder of a brute by accident. I was like, Jesus! And then I never stopped using the wall. I would drop it in every fight. And it is, I think I'm gonna have to use it on legendary because-

I think you could still- yeah, in a way too far. It's hard. They're difficult to fuck. Yeah, So I like that it's like breath of the wild like, you know, you have like electric and fire. There's like a lot of elemental stuff and they do have elements of that, like not to that degree, but like, you know, they have like electric in plasma and physical and like, you know, power weapons and stuff. And it's just like it feels like everything is unique. And it all like you can do different play styles.

I also, I still hate that like I'm saving the Marines. I'm making sure I'm going around saving everybody and like finding all the Spartan lockers. But every time I come across the Marines, they're like, where are we going, Chief? And I'd be like, I don't, I don't want you to die. You're gonna bump me out if you die. So I like, I hop on a, a Mongoose and I drive away.

But if one of them gets on, then I get off and I wait for him to get off. And then I like push the Mongoose and then I drive away. You then I drive away. I don't want to want to anyway to help. I haven't killed so many Marines. I can't. I feel so bad. Every time I order a scorpion, maybe that's why he still, I think, got to do whatever she wants. Every time I order a scorpion at one of the fobs, the FOBs, it crushes a Marine. I don't know how to not kill a Marine. There's always a Marine just standing too close and he goes, wow! It gets flattened.

It's fun for their lives whenever I'm approaching the F.O.B. There's an F.O.B. thing and then it's the menu of what are the things you get the vehicles you get to select. And there's always a Marine that's standing off to the left, right? He's just like, I'm actually shooting. You're my hero. Yeah, without fail, a fucking Manga-usel crush from the death or some shit. I would say, if I could do it again from the beginning, I would tackle the high-value targets first.

Yeah. It's the guns you get from them. A so overpowered, that great. I just got the brooch out that shoots like three bullets and I was like the fuck. There's a, there's a like a special Sentinel beam that I think is just more powerful. Some of the guns that seem crap, like the alternate variants. There's a skewer that has explosive rounds, which is amazing. And then there's the arcane Sentinel beam, which is melt stuff.

You just hold it on them for like half a second, and they're just vaporized. It's nice to have access to that, and like, to prep for a mission, be like, I'm gonna take a tank to this one Or I'm gonna take a razor back and I'll put a hammer on the back of it and I'm gonna take two custom guns And this is like yeah, I'm kid out That's and that's the cool thing is like halo, you know in the past Has it really introduced that many things like four and five? It was just kind of a retread and then they added like the how over those dudes called the

Big row body guys It was just kind of a retread and then they added like the, how are those dudes called the big robotty guys for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, me, for me, for me, for the plasma rifle thing where it was just like the two, yeah, baguettes. Things. It's like a plasma rifle rifle, and that thing fox like all the guns are cool. Except for the lighting gun. I don't like that one. Which gun? The lighting gun.

It's like a sniper, but it's lighting bolts. I love that thing. And I also, I hate the, it's great for Senators. The, oh, okay okay that makes sense the Three-shot green and launcher thing fucking blows The ravage yeah, yeah, I think so I think sucks. I'm assuming you haven't played it as much. I started playing it But I haven't gotten too far yet. We've had some fun multiplayer for sure Yeah, I will and then I had a problem with the multiplayer. What was your problem?

The game just randomly crashes for sure. Yeah, I will. And then I had a problem with the multiplayer. What was your problem? The game just randomly crashes on PC. Yeah, on PC. Just like, I'll be playing then it'll lock up and then I'll be able to stare at my desktop. That's one thing that's still solid on console of a PC is that you're less likely to have a problem that's just affecting you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a console. I assume it's like I've been playing, you know, I started playing the campaign on my series X and like no problem. Mm-hmm solid, been totally fine. But here my PC, which is the same as every other PC except for Chris's shitty PC. Like I was right except it crashes randomly every and that's just multiplayer. I've been tried campaign here. We did a multiplayer stream the other day. It's something with your account because we have five identical PCs in Chris's shitty

computer in that office and all of ours ran. I wonder if I should try signing into my account and someone else's machine and see how it goes. See if it shits out. Yeah. Why would your account though? I didn't. It doesn't make it.

I tried it on steam. I tried it on game paths. Maybe that's why. Because you have it on like different platnet forms and it's like getting trouble. I think like authenticating your account. But before the game before Halo launched, you know, officially when it was still in the when the multiplayer was in beta, it just couldn't even get to the main menu.

It would crash before that. But once launch day happened, there was an update. Then I could play for 10 minutes question mark and then it would crash I think we tried to do it let's play on PC and someone couldn't get it to load like couldn't even get into the game now stop it that's what was happening to me before yeah yeah we switched to Xbox we actually played it I just started on an old one X but then set set it to performance instead to have graphics. Yeah, and it was fine. We were doing custom games and I made duck hunt and then skeet shooting. Skeet shooting was hard.

Yeah, that was where we turned, I turned gravity, low jump elevation high. And then I also turned on the slide, like when you smash crouch when you're sprinting, I turned that up to like 400% so you just hit it and you're like that's awesome. But then we would just go around and we had the skewer and a gravity hammer and like everyone was either ducks or the hunter and then we're just trying to like pump them so you'd see like a guy go we just go now it's hard to get to lead a more than you think.

Yeah yeah well the because the skewer is like it's not a sniper Now it's hard to get to lead a more than you think. Yeah, yeah. Well, because the skewer is like, it's not a sniper rifle. It's like a projectile. It's got some drop to it. Yeah, you can definitely see it when you're shooting. They're like, it's not. It's even in the reddit. Instant. Yeah, and then you're going to see the drops.

It's like, you see them coming, you have to be like, you like, lead out in front and then hope they intersect it. That thing has no, that's hard mode now. It has so few shots, that skewer that every time you just put it over Someone like just shorts like it's tragic Plus the reload is like Are you just shooting a big rod It takes up so much of your yeah your view like the right side. Yeah, yeah

I think you can fix that like the UI. You can actually like move the weapons out. So then your character's holding on slightly like, like, uh, like, uh, like, honest, it's like Tom Cruise and Mission Impossible 2 and unnecessary maneuver. Okay. Am I crazy for this? The rockets. It's SPK or SPNK are. I've always thought it was like spunker or something. Yeah, but they've actually pronounced it. I think this is the first game where they pronounced it, Spanker. Yeah. And I'm hearing it for the first time.

I think in Halo 1, I always thought it was Spunker. It's a callback when they made, Vacuen Bungee made marathon. The Rock-A-Luncher and Marathon was called a Spanker. So they carried that name over into Halo 1. I I just it's so silly hearing like a robot military A.I. say Spank. Just like a little so spunker. Well, I mean, yeah, but at least it's like it could be an acronym for something, which I'm sure it is, but it's just here in spanker. I heard that this it Halo is funny.

Like there's like funny stuff. Is the Halo game? Yeah, it's not bad. No, I'm not I'm not trying to like not do. Why do they get a gritty reboot it? Yeah, come on James Bond. Why me look, the grunts have always been kind of funny. It's like when they run around they go,

ah, like that's funny. Is that who's funny? I don't know anything about this game. There's, there's like an AI that like kind of cracks wise and stuff, but it like lightens the dynamic and it makes like, it is a very tragic game and the setting for it Like it's kind of a bummer, but they keep it light and I think it's a really they strike a really good balance as opposed to Halo 4 and 5 where it's just like It's so dark and gritty and everything's shit. There are there's funny references to a

Like that you can call in a scorpion and crush your marine friends and sometimes it'll be like this scorpion This tank is called Sheila host I'm like that like reference to red versus blue. Oh, which is funny I think one of the Achimis is named after Sheila too There's lightish red was another thing. Yeah, one of the colors. Yeah, that's cool. I think there's a Yeah, I think my biggest issue with it. I had such a good time playing. So it's only funny moments like There was a few moments where I made like a leap of faith, like kind of relying on my hook.

Instead of like grabbing the floor of the ledge across, I just grabbed a gun and I just fall down the hall. And that happened several times to me. But I think the main thing was, when is this game? Like it is not the end of Halo 5, right? No, it's after Halo 5. But there's a bunch of shit we missed. E-E-E-E-E It has to be after because...

Not a lot of it, but I feel like there's some stuff between the end of Halo 5 and this that I didn't see. Oh, yeah. I think that they kind of disregarded all of... Well, I can't speak to that because I don't know how far... It was basically the first, like, main Halo game where I was... I didn't know where we were in the timeline Yeah, and I didn't play Halo Wars, so I don't know if it was part of that I must be because wasn't Atreox like the enemy in Halo Wars 2. Yeah, so it's ha- so I need to just play Halo 5 Halo Wars 2 then this

Probably yeah, see could have done with like a refresh or something. Because I didn't, I sure shit didn't play Halo with. Yeah, I don't, I mean, I'm gonna avoid the screen because the spoilers and stuff. Because there are things that happen, and I'm also scratching my hand, like, wait, what happened to that? But then I'm assuming that the lanterns are, I don't know.

I just like that they took like the best elements out of the Halo universe. And like, especially with like all the Spartan stuff, like it got out of hands by Halo 5. There was like Spartan 4 program. Yeah, everybody can be a Spartan buck from OST. He's a Spartan now. And then now it's just like, no, they fucking wiped out the Spartans. John 117 is the last Spartan. And you're just like cool. Pretty neat. It's also and it was I think it was the first time you really truly feel the scale of the halo,

like how big it is. The fact that, you know, like what it's made from, sometimes you look at the top of the ring above you and you can't see it because of like the weather, it's cloudy. It's just like so massive. I felt like when, maybe it's just because it's been forgotten, but when I first started playing the original Halo I had that sense too like when you first get land on Halo and see when it's like and then you kind of like look up and see the ring And it's kind of like that. But of course, it's all smoking mirrors like it's not really yeah, that big

It's not really Explorable. You're very You're very like caged in and it's like very defined path you go on But they try to trick you and the thing is that big but this time it's like, you can actually see a lot more of it. It's actually, it's actually, you really, you really feel the width of the Halo in this game. Yeah, this shit rocks. We played multiplayer not too long ago.

God, what the fuck, never mind, never mind, I lost it. I didn't think it's, you're talking about all those red versus blue call outs. We were playing it on a stream last week. And we're in some random thing, and they were someone with a caboose. Oh yeah, we jumped into it. I think it was the first public match we jumped into.

There was a player there named the Caboose. It's like, oh, that's weird. I remember the moment that I fell in love with the game. I was playing multiplayer before the campaign release. And a guy deflected me off of the ledge. And I was like, oh, fuck. But then I realized as I was falling that I had the grapple.

So then I grappled back to the ledge and then came back. So then he just saw this dude go away. And he's like, hot killed that guy. And then I was just like Jesus Christ Christ from the grave and I just went And shot at him was like fuck Hey game fucking rocks. Do you save a clip? Yes, I did yeah

I recorded my entire playthrough really yeah, that's a lot of data probably this is much the guy who probably has He's got more storage and Tupperware. I've been doing it since Old reference a little call back. Yeah, I've been doing it since The theater mode like hailey three you could just save your campaign playthrough in theater mode Uh-huh, so I just I still have like my first if I wanted to I've never watched it But I could watch myself play a live three for the first time like where I went and stuff I just think it's interesting to see what I did first. Yeah, even though I've never gone back to watching it,

it's just a, I'm probably gonna compile all my funniest moments. Yeah, let's go. Make a little video of it. There's just like, there's moments that make you feel so badass and just like in the Grandsick and the things, it's just a person playing Halo, but like doing a spin and then like shoot and grunt

and just like or like shooting through several people you're like oh fuck that was cool. Yeah, very satisfying game. Yep, would recommend. Ten at ten. It's good. I felt like people were ready for it. I think people wanted to be excited about that franchise again because it's been a long

time to spend a game and I think people maybe kind of lost after five. And not to like get back into it, but the banished is villains is such a cool concept And like it seems like such a worthy successor to the covenant like the covenant were like Fucking rad and then just like, you know You might get some like cells that are like remnants of it, but like the banish are just such a cool add to the story It's a very smart way to Take it back to what people enjoyed fighting. Yeah, fighting, which is elite and grunts and jackals and boots. Yeah.

I don't think anyone had a great time fighting for on us. No. So it's a great way to just like basically bring the covenant back together. Yeah. We're going to be fighting them all again. That's a gritty reboot. Just watch when the next James Bond comes back, we're gonna be able to identify, go back to this podcast,

and we're gonna be all identify it totally what the changes that the producers or the execs of MGM were like, we need to make Bond more of this, you know? So you're saying something's gonna change? Yeah, absolutely. What are you burning? It's been this like really broad prediction,

it's gonna play back like, he was right, He predicted it. You're saying it might, it's not gonna be comedic. It's gonna be slightly funnier. Yeah, I don't know. Ground breaking. It might be slightly funnier like the mission impossible.

I just know I'm right. And that's all I need. So definitely, I'll take, definitely Bernie. What if Bond becomes M and then the whole movie is like in his office That's like when they describes the plot of casino royale I was like it's gonna suck ass it all takes place over Casino game boo and then I love casino royale and it's like the least impressive bad guy too

It's just some guy that's like in trouble. He's not like a big monster Might be he's one of the best villains ever. Yeah, because he's very capable. He's very capable. He's very capable. He's very capable. He's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable.

Yeah, he's very capable. He's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. He's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable.

Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's very capable. Yeah, he's all anyone talked about after the movie came out. I would like I Don't ever want to be in the secret service. I don't ever name boss not in the secret service Or I know but or or president love me to get my balls hit for you. That would be our equivalent right or the CIA or Sometimes you feel like a new CIA C.A. Close to the closest to a double. Oh, you $10 billion, Chris, but you have to hang your nuts through a chair.

And it gets waxed. And bullying gets to whack them. Oh. $10 billion. I would give you some of those earnings to not whack my balls. But then you know, but he else I have. Well, what if I get $10 billion to whack your balls? Yeah. I'm really going to give him a good whack in Chris.

Yeah, man, I'll take $10 billion to whack your balls. Well, I honestly, I may not take that if it, depending on how hard of a whacking it becomes, like if I'm going to lose access to my balls, if I get, yeah, you lose access to your balls to gain access to $10 billion. I don't know if I would take that. I don't know if I would. I. I don't know if I would. I don't want to lose. But the thing is Chris, you could lose your balls for free.

True, that wouldn't suit you. I wouldn't opt in. It's like opting into it. The thing is, is like, if I don't want kids, then it's fine. If not, no, no, no, no. Your balls don't just give you kids. They also like, they read you, there's a lot of like,

yeah, but with $10 billion, think about all the medical stuff. Yeah, you just think it like a you get a row you get cyborg balls. You get a ball on your forehead. Wow. What? A ball. So yeah, I think you're we're 10 billion dollars. Sure. I lose my balls. Yeah. You lose your balls for Tim. To me, whacking. You might not even lose them. Yeah, you might not. They just might get mashed to paste. I, it sounds good when you say it that way. I'll do some research. Man, see what, what, how, what losing your balls.

You could do research. I want to know what losing your balls does. So your, yeah, Peter H is right. You're saying your testicles are worth more than $10 billion. Yeah. Yeah, it's $10 billion. Yeah. Yeah, it's your bloodline. Yeah, the dimerries, priceless. Yeah, RT Ben says you were taking the hard beat.

No questions asked. I mean, I, well, I'm asking questions. I said, I'll do some research. Speaking of, but I need to do research and find me a new motherboard and processor for my handle on PC. Thanks. What if bond Unknowingly tucked both of his balls up on top. Mm-hmm, and he was just getting like to underside of his ass whacked I think I think

Sola or whatever what was his guy's name? The chief chief would have noticed. He's a professional. I think he'd be like is that your testicles? He didn't just have to like, rassulum, like, put those down there, put the stop it. It's like hitting us with hands. Stop it. It's not being bad. Or if you wish it's like swinging them up as the right one.

That would be impressive. You could somehow like, you're like, oh, that really hurt. You hit my balls straight on. I used to do that with, we used to do that. I did, let me finish. I used to do that with Used to do I didn't let me finish I used to do that but with like when I was getting Spankings for being bad, but like put where a lot of pair of pants. Why are they spanking your balls? Not my balls Like a kid, you know, you get you wear denim jeans when you're Yeah, exactly beat your ass

Just running to the jeans Put jeans on her to pair I mean I feel like you knew when your dad was coming at the beat your ass. He's running to the jeans. Put jeans on or two pairs of that. I mean, I feel like you knew when your dad was coming home to beat your ass. A lot of jeans, but- Preemptible when you were going to be bad, would you put on extra stuff? Then you know, like, if I get caught and get in trouble,

I'm ready. No, I don't think so. I wouldn't put a passmate, but. I don't remember doing that. I just heard the biggest sigh from one of our producers is just like, I almost lost a bull. What? I think I remember you telling me about it. Oh yeah, didn't you get like all twisted out? Go twist it up. Yeah. Got real big. You didn't even pay for that. That was free. You didn't get any money for that. Yeah. And it was free on the NHS.

It wouldn't have been free here. But it cost me. It cost you an arm and a leg. Oh Jesus. Okay, what about that? $10 billion. But it costs you an arm and a leg. Arm and a leg. Again, like, sorry, maybe. Yeah, yeah yeah I probably do that fat play yeah I'd be I just on its own

more likely to say yes to that then your balls are worth more than an arm and a leg I feel like there'd be like some like weird stolen dollar thing there where they're like hey man thanks for your service it's like no no no I got $10 billion for this, bro. My limbs will find. That's coming to the $10 billion man. Yeah. Because your arms and legs don't, I mean, they don't, I mean, they like testosterone and like all your, your chemicals in your body, they like regulate all that stuff,

don't they, I mean, I don't, they don't regulate it, but they didn't really shoot some stuff up. You get like medicine or, yeah, like, yeah, built in pumps to take care of that stuff don't they I mean I mean I don't regulate it, but they didn't really shoot some stuff up Medicine or yeah, like yeah built in pumps to take care of that stuff Probably we've got a friend that takes like the testosterone stuff. He's doing great Yeah, people can lose both nuts. Yeah, and we'll answer him. He's lost or not Just in a couple of fake nuts. There's a knee-arm strong. No, it's definitely a lance. Kneel dead. Did you guys get to take us to Spider-Man this week?

No. OK, why did I look at you when I asked? Did you guys get to take us to Spider-Man this week? No, not yet. I'll probably go, because I've got family stuff. I'm leaving for Christmas on Thursday. I'll probably wait till it's streaming and then watch it then. So I did with the eternal.

So that's coming out in a couple of years. Yeah, but it's turtles. Yeah. Yeah. It was. Yeah. And sometimes I'll, if it's, if I'm not super excited about it, so maybe I'll wait and see what the reviews are.

And then if it's not good, then I'm not going to see it. There's, if it is good, I'll see it. I'm just, I'm gonna see it theaters if it is good I'll see it I'm just I'm stoked because if if it goes the direction I think we all think it's gonna go then I'm Super stoked about that but also like I feel like in order to participate in pop culture discussions and existence society you kind of have to see the Marvel movies yeah Eric is over here probably see think as he hates all the Marvel bullshit, but I don't know. I don't hate any of it. I just don't think you need to watch them to participate in society. Then you don't have social anxiety, bitch. Participate in society.

Well, I got to watch Spider-Man. Otherwise, how am I supposed to be human going to back? What's your least favorite Marvel movie? Um, what's that third X-Men one? Remember that? Oh, last stand. Last stand, yeah. That's what you're saying. I know that you're answering that as a meme,

but that doesn't. No, that's a honest thought. It is a Marvel movie, but it's not like in the MCU, which I think he was asking. Oh, is that what you were asking? Guardians 2? No, Thor 2's way worse. Thor 2, yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that was bad. The was he was asking. Oh, is that what you're asking? Guardians to. Oh, no, I thought to his way worse. Thor to. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that was bad.

The thought even though one was bad. Thor one was too. I think it was mostly disappointing because I want to cut rust will be really cool. And it seemed like he showed up and he went, what do I say? You got it, raccoon. You got it. And that was it. It was like the sucks. But you know, you asked if we got tickets for Spider-Man. Yet. Have you gotten tickets for a very normal podcast tour? No. What is that?

Tell them to just an ad read. What's happening? It's our very own Roost podcast tour kicking off this January 15th with the Roost Chief podcast. Blade, have you not heard about this? Look, there's a lower third. It's not a joke. I just got a pain in my side.

I don't know what's happening. Are you not participating in pop culture? Are you looking at me? He looked at me terrified. Do you know about this? It's going to be, he's googling it to make sure I'm not fucking with it. No, no, no. It's going to be a podcast tour. We're doing different podcasts, different shows all around the US. US so far we've announced our key podcast in Austin

this January 15th. That's not to earn. That's here Then we have face jam in Chicago. Was that February? Yeah, that's coming up in February We have some more coming up after that as well Take it's just went on sale today We are doing yet this January we're doing the RT podcast, this January 15th at 8 p.m. at the State Site Theater in downtown Austin. The first pre-sale started today.

Tickets go on sale for the general public this Friday at 10 a.m. Central time. I got different tiers of tickets with different stuff. Click on that or scan that QR code and you get all the information you want. Please come, say hello to us. It's fucking rad and it's also going to fill in the hole in my heart that I miss because of RTX, you know, and have not had any persons.

And yeah, and to speak to that, you know, we haven't had our text in a while. We are going to require proof of vaccination or negative COVID tests and masks our mandatory when not eating or drinking. So we're going to try to do this in as safe of a manner as possible to be able to hopefully see people again and reconnect with the community. The tech, the techs, the tickets that are up, are they for just the first stage leg of it or how does it work?

Correct. So right now we're still in first pre-sales only for members can get it until Friday at 10 a.m. then they open it up to the general public. And it's for that first show of the RT poolT. podcast. Yeah, the first two shows. So it's for our T podcast and for FaceJour. I'm legitimately pissed that we ending good morning from hell now because we could have gone on this fucking tour and this sounds really fun. You can do a special fuck. We are gonna have a

future once as well, but I don't think any of the ones are announced yet. Sweet. You get the first two coming up. A very normal podcast tour. Hey guys, we've been talking about this for weeks. You guys should really get on board. Get some tickets now. Yeah. Why haven't you gotten tickets? Blaine, what's that is? I think from the black box down account the other day, I tweeted like, Hey, let them know you want to see us somewhere. Tell them where we should go. Yeah. And then I also on our psych I messaged Gus like are we doing this? So find out any more a J quotes on that

You don't make funny me about that. Yo, yeah That was like most of the yep, but I was I Did you abbreviate Angelina Toli as AJ? That's when we don't understand Chris, there were still plenty of characters. We were all so confused. I was playing it. What?

I'll explain it. Okay, so I was like, I just woke him up from a nap and I was like, oh, sorry. We got a story, folks. And I was like oh gotta you know Post about the anime thing. I'll try to think of something so like just go watch this like something that's like A little more different than saying this thing is coming out here I don't know why but it seemed like and I was looking up quotes about releasing stuff new and then there was a good one I was oh, that's a good quote. It was Angelina Jolie. I was like, it sounds like a weird thing to quote Angelina Jolie. Yeah, correct. Go on. I'm like a random

thing about anime things. So I was like, I'll just abbreviate each. But you give it the credit without anyone knowing who said it. I don't know. Yes, I did. And then I, and then I don't know. Yes, I did. And then I tweeted it, but then I was like, I don't like that. So then I on the Instagram, I think I did the different one. Right, you did. I changed. We talked about that too.

Who was the quiet face to that? I don't remember. But it was like, I was like, I don't like what I did. We just Angelina and Julie. I don't like it. So I just changed it Should you pH no someone else entirely I just did a quote okay I don't even know it was part of our marketing plan

Plan no It was part of our marketing plan. You had a plan? No. Not. Yeah, exactly. Okay. I don't know what else to say. I missed doing our show together, Chris.

I missed it so much. Oh. That explains why so many people were asking about AJ. I was like, man, that tweet was really popular. It was really popular to the point where like the social team message us and was like, hey, this tweet's getting a lot of traction. I was like, yeah, it's because it doesn't make any fucking sense. I was like, I was like, huh. I was trying to give you every account for the entire company. You know, they only person allowed to post for like a week Like that you are a mess

Well, someone at least at least tweet tweet about it. This you oh my god You ostensibly you didn't know I did you know you you just tweeted it wasn't like hey we have a name it No, it didn't matter that I did One of the information drove the important thing was it wasn't weird a watch you show what this is when you show when It was before it came out. It's before it came out crazy is before it came out It was before it came out. It was before it came out. You're a fucking crazy. It was before it came out. It doesn't matter.

That's the best time to promote it. Hey, new show tomorrow, Rooster Teeth. What are you talking about? I agree it is the best time, but I was, but it was also, no one else had announced. I agree with you. No one else had announced anything. No one else had announced anything

about it to the point. So when I woke up from a nap on Sunday, and I was like, no one is announced anything I know and then you also need it I'm waiting up from a nightmare. It's like Oh It's like no this show comes out tomorrow this black box out animated and no one has announced anything marketing hasn't Promoted anything nothing so I was like so we need to deploy Angelina Jolie now so I'm gonna

post something and I was like you really just posted something yes I did Eric it was part of a plan what plan no plan no it talked about it I agree is is AJ on cameo? We can just get us to actually do it. Holy shit. Look, I don't claim to be a marketer. I'm not in marketing department. We know Chris. Yeah, okay. We know.

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