Rooster Teeth Podcast - BlizzB3ar's Mom found his Twitter!

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

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This is a Ristatif production. Hello and welcome to the only podcast willing to sell you its extra Adderall. It's the RT podcast. I'm your host, Griff Milton. And today I am joined as always by. Blaze and VG from inside gaming. How's it going guys? Good.

You talked about extra Adderall. That's like, oh my God. I got away. Don't be too unsure that. Oh, wait. I can't stop the video. We go to we get do you get it from the CBS? Yeah.

Sandos. No. Oh, different compound. Different compound. It's like the video. We get, do you get it from the CVS? Yeah. Sandos? No. Different compound there. Different compound. Anyway, listen, I'm just gonna tell everyone up top that you should go to the Rich Beath website and become a first member.

If you do it right now, you get a $10 RT store gift card. If you buy for the entire year, I think it's like 60 bucks. It's something super cheap. And it gets you $10. Would it let you get like, I don't like it a lot you $10 would let you get like I don't like it a lot of $10 on the store especially right now because you've got 30% off-site wide So I feel like that $10 is gonna go a long way and if you're trying to get stuff before Christmas

December 13th is the last day to ship out to get things and have for Christmas I think this is probably coming out on the 11th Connected to someone it's probably the 11th right now. So you got two days to sign up, get $10, order something, and then get it on your doorstep by Christmas. So that's promo. How are you guys doing? I try to do the math of that.

And I'm like, technically you're paying like $5 a month for $60. This coffee cost more than that. Yeah. I got an alternative milk. Yeah. And even if I didn't, it still would be more than that. And that's just for one coffee for one day.

Now imagine paying one coffee, imagine paying three quarters of coffee, get a month of content. Not to like come after people, but like who's still drinking whole milk? Can we not drink this? Don't point at me. Cute.

Why can't I drink whole milk? It's nasty. It's nasty. I grew up on 2% milk. OK, yeah. And the moment I had a whole milk change my life. So, I mean, there's whole milk and ice cream and stuff. So, I get it.

Yeah, I will guzzle that down. But like, when you get a glass of milk, what's cookies, is it whole milk? Oh, it's cold. You don't? Because I always thought whole milk was like thick, for some reason. Yeah, it's thick.

It's thick, but it's not thick with like three seas, okay? It's like, it's perfectly woned. It sounds disgusting. It's thick, but it's not thick with like three seas, okay? It's like, it's perfectly wound. It sounds disgusting. It does. No, I don't respect it. Well, you were like drinking, I don't know, nut juice, so I'm really confused. Oh, it's milk, but yeah.

It's not milk. No, it is. How do you milk a nut? Please explain it. To me. And you know, um, do I? So, why is this, what, we're three minutes in.

I know. We're three minutes in the same day. I said this wasn't gonna happen. Look at inside gay men. You should have known this is what you're gonna guess. Yeah, that's the way you're gonna guess. And so, gay men's become the horniest brand I've ever been apart of in my life.

I wish I was the one that I should have. Someone in the comments let us know who the horniest brand is, because I really doubt it's anyone else. It's inside gay best. It's inside game really doubt. It's anyone else. It's inside gaming It has to be I don't see anyone else. I don't see what you guys do talking about sticking a banana out the Educating us though and live on twitch. Yeah, you talk this about how to make a woman come I Did it I did it you told us steps to cheap orgasm. You said it was really easy. Yeah. You told us the steps.

You said step one. Yeah, I said step one. You did. You said stop. It's a hate being going. Question mark question mark, profit. My favorite thing was that we posted that clip or whatever, like on Twitter and so on your plate.

Of course, Blizz is stealing jokes and I was like, you don't know their references. Can I steal a joke? No, the question mark question mark question mark. Oh my god. And I was like, do you not know their references? I was like, oh? No, the question mark, question mark, question mark, problem. And I was like, do you not know their references? I was like, oh my god, dude, if I still have it. I'm sorry. We've all seen South Park, Cleveland, so stupid.

Oh, sorry. Anyway, I know I haven't. You've never seen Mormon. It's a good problem. Oh, yeah. South Park has wrote the book of Mormon. Yeah, I saw that one. I also have a three-part episode series about Mormonism.

Oh, I should've watched the really educational. Yeah, we are really good for this holiday season. Very reflective. I'm with my Mormon family. Don, I should watch the really educational. Yeah, we are really good for this holiday season. Very reflective. And with my Mormon family. I don't think it will be. Hi Nana. Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum. Um.

Is this not a podcast normally said? I don't. It's not. Oh, okay. No, we don't usually get this horny off the bat. We usually say that for RT cares. Or the joke said, or the joke off at the end, where Mando and Andrew joke off around me. Well, I sit in the middle. Wow.

Y'all might be competing for hornia. We might be competing for hornia. I think you might be in the running. You gotta put out a compilation to who's the hornia. Yeah, I heard that. Compolation. Yeah, I heard that. Well, we keep saying we'll keep petitioning for our next Mert shirt. Just be like. Well, because we keep saying, well, we keep petitioning for our next merch shirt. Just be like, you know, the... R.T. comes. R.T. comes. R.T. comes. R.T. comes. R.T. comes. Dude, I buy it.

I buy this. I buy this. I don't know. R.T. comes, man. No. It's the whole Vatican shirt. You know, like the whole... We're going to have other cashearts that were like, whatever and whatever and whatever,

but it's just like all, like, it's like coming and ropes and... Saying ropes is a wild concept. Ropes ropes ropes. It's a wild concept. Well usually when it's the three of us, that's how we start the show is we just, we just go, we start like ropes. Ropes ropes ropes.

We just say bush didn't nine a lot of it. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, except for yesterday, we started the stream talking about how a soul sister. Oh, yeah, I'm trying to hit on the black one. It is. I felt so stupid for not seeing it before. I'm so gangster. I'm so that's no, no, no, I'm so gangster.

Gangsta. I'm not. I apologize. Gangsta. Yeah. All right. Jesus, all right. So I have notes because I wanted to keep this from going off the rails.

Uh, my phone, all the corrected, blizzards mom slut shames. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. What is that? My mom texted me the other day and she texted me like, I think it was like two days ago. And she said, are you? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It was. Are you? I already, I'm already auto I'm sorry. It was. It was. Are you. I'm already, I'm already auto-filling in my face. Are you showing dick and balls on Twitter? I see. No, I deleted that. You deleted it.

I deleted it because I've never heard my Christian mother. My Christian godly mother ever ask about dick and balls. And she asked, are you showing dick and balls on Twitter? I like that she didn't check. Does she? She didn't, she has no my Twitter. She knows what Twitter is, that's the first thing. She has Instagram, we do not follow each other.

I blocked her on Instagram. Oh yeah, I tried to, I don't tell my mom anything. Yeah. And when people send her stuff, I say that's not me. Um, so wait, so how, who told her? Who snitched? I'm not, who's the great one? What do you mean snitching?

I'm not showing dick and balsa to it. Who's snitching? Someone snitch. I think my, I think. I think my, I think that said that I think your son is being a poor only internet. It might be my sister, but like, she's, yeah, the older sister. You have only child energy. I know, because she's seven years old.

Okay. There it is. So a baby boy, so that makes sense. I'm baby girl, but it's what I Baby girl But yeah, she um she asked that question. I think it's I think she's just learning about the internet more She's like 60. I don't know. Um, but she's like the dick and balls thing through me off and I went mom I don't know if that's appropriate for us to be talking about right now But later a sweet is the claim. You didn't just say no I went, mom, I don't know if that's appropriate for us to be talking about right now. Oh, but call me later. A Swedish the claim.

You didn't just say, you didn't just say, no, no, absolutely not. Okay, here's the thing. Keep them on their toes. What? You got to keep your family. That's your mother. You got to keep your family on the toes. I don't think you used to keep your mom when you told your toes.

That's what I just came out. The person I know when it's all I got. What's it going to be? It was going to be you never know. You guys met my mom recently. I love your mom. How'd that go? It's great The mom's awesome Player it's your favorite game It's one of your favorite games

Yeah, no, thanks. It was fun. It's even a wild camp. We we Subjected so there's just a thing that happens when gay people get in a room that has a TV with internet access, where we eventually migrate to YouTube and just start watching divas. Yeah, so by that we mean glee. We mean glee.

It's usually like, it's usually like, again, it's usually like a bunch of 25 to 30-year-old gays sitting in a room, just being like, no one did it like, re-am in this area. This is, or just like, this is, or being like, Christina's dirty ex-tina fans, who are so iconic.

I can't. Then we always get to the, we get to the slave-free music video and inevitably like something. I don't know what it is about our generation of gays, but YouTube videos from our middle schools, era is always what happens when we're in a room every time, but it was glue this time.

Do this is gonna break the fourth wall. Does your audience hate when you talk about gay people? That sounds like I'm being home with pho-beck, but obviously, it depends on where we're posting. Oh, yeah. There it is. We haven't come into that yet. You haven't come in.

You might. I'm actually not that gay. I'm usually, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very broke, could it apparently? Well, yeah, no, that's we, we have the conversation of why people don't like me because they can't relate. They can't relate to you because they look at you and you're like, you're six and men probably.

And then they look at me and they're like, okay, I'm also attracted to women and you're attracted to women. I got that. I can never, I've I'm also attracted to women. And you're attracted to women. I got that. I can understand that. I have never had sex with a man. No. Are you gonna look at me?

Yeah, I've never, you're gonna look. And I've never lied in five years. Look, I'm looking at you in the eye. I've never lied in five years. And I've never had sex with a man. It's just no way. Be that liberals. Check me, liberals.

Check mate snowflakes Get me more powerful so honestly it just feels me this is why I don't tell my mom No, she's no one day anything about the podcast. No, she's no one day. Don't tell her just about about podcast. She's even on the name. No, I blocked it on all of her streaming apps

because she does listen to podcasts. I blocked it. It's not. You blocked it. That's like me. Because if your mom got that, your mom would be sitting there on the couch watching and cooking show me like, oh, scandal it.

Oh my God. I could like good Christian mother. You could be Christian mother. But then also like talking trash to the soul. Oh my God. It was just like good Christian mother, but then also like talking trash to this It's just like me Nikki and her mom sitting there like we were just the aunties watching Yeah, I was like how did I end up here? I'm not this old Hey, you've made it I am in my auntie area. I'm gonna let this go

If I'm surviving that's where I kind of want to be I kind of just want to be in my uncle area Yeah, I feel like I'm dressed like uncle. The vibes are vibing. That's where I kinda wanna be. I kinda just wanna be in my uncle area. Yeah. I feel like I'm dressed like uncle. No, you definitely are. Yeah, you're giving her a cool shirt. Yeah, cool, cool, cool. I tried to do my Andrew Roses cosplay. No, that's good, that's good.

No, it's actually real giving. Honestly, your shirt is too thin, but other than that, it's not thick quality enough. He gives me uncle vibes. You need chest hair, but other than that. I have chest hair. It's not. It's not. Oh, okay. He's always Uncle Buss. You need Chester, but other than that. I have Chester. He's not showing. Oh, okay.

You got to show it. He's always showing Chester. Always. Always. That's what I'm saying. He's the slowest member of the podcast. Um, I actually this morning, hold on, this messaging one of my friends who is full of child. Um, what is the program? Yeah.

Uh, uh, cause I was like, hey, I was like, when can I baby proof the house? Cause they were showing a picture of the nursery on the story. And she explains me that apparently it takes a while for babies to get mobile or whatever. But I was just, which is like week, which is week. Like, like grow up. Yeah, I'm a skillshoor. You can't hold your head up. No object permanence. So short. And I set the phrase anyway, just say the word, I'm ready to be an on cool.

An on cool. An on cool. So cute. So I just wanna, I've set this, I set this in before that even got married. I was like, when you guys have a baby,

cause I know it's gonna happen. I'm going to take that baby and then we're getting matching Adidas track suits with matching shoes. Oh, that's every time. I'm taking your white baby to a sears. I'm gonna take it. And we're taking pictures together and I'm getting them framed and I'm keeping one in my wallet and I'm taking your white baby to a sears. And we were taking pictures together and I'm

meeting them framed and I'm keeping one in my wallet and I'm framing one for you. And for the rest of your lives, you're just going to have that picture. Even if we never speak to each other again after this day, you're going to always have that picture and you'll always have to explain it. That is amazing. And this baby in our matching young 96 shoes and our in our C-Phone green matching a dea the track suits because that is the color would be choosing Of course, and I will treasure it always Okay, so I can't I can't believe your mom just I first of no, I can't believe your mom asked that I can't believe you Didn't just say no no, I can believe that no, I thought you would just say no mom

But that's you last time you've seen To involve yeah, no, I thought you'd say it. I don't really understand like, look, if you're gonna come to me with a question like that, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, I understand. I understand, it's my mom. You gotta keep her on her toes. No.

You never know. What's happening with the youngest kid? Absolutely not. You never know. Absolutely not. The youngest kid could be the youngest. No, your mom probably has been stressed over that response all night, all week.

No, I think so. So your mom just throws it away, doesn't care. That's such a provoking question. I'm not just doing the research. She's not, I don't also don't want her to find my profile. But it doesn't, like the dick and balls don't exist. I do. They don't exist. No, I do.

I just stop it come gutters every time. Every time. Because you have to give the people a little bit of what they want, but not to. But not all of it. Because in that ruins give the people a little bit of what they want, but not just what they want. But not all of it. Because in that ruins it's a surprise. Exactly. Is it a surprise?

Yeah, so like if I ever release Dick and Balls, it will be the most like photo that I ever have. Ever. Because I've been teasing it in part time. Surprise and delight. Oh. You have to, it's basically teasing your audience. But like, emotionally a psychological. You're a male manipulative. Yeah. Yeah.

That's so nice. Oh, there it is. I'm a manipulative. Yeah. It's fun. Look, it's fine. It's fine. Okay. This was on to our next point. You guys have this on frequently, my PD problem. Yes. So I was, uh, Spotify does this thing, or they will make it very specific playlist for you, uh, for like every eight, in like eight hour intervals.

So like they'll have a morning and afternoon and like a night one. And in my morning one, it was like, it was like throwback jams to have a blissful shower too. They're always needing a your shit like that. Yeah, yeah. So, in this song, which I don't think I've ever actually heard before, because I grew up in a good Christian household, was on the playlist. And again, so I'm hearing it for the first time.

And first of all, if your name is mentioned in this song, the enemy, Nemia Yolanda, second of all, he's not a freak. No. Oh, is it like, like, the most bare bones type of thing? Yeah, my beef is that none of this is freaky, because here's the thing. Give me the freaky. Yeah, I get some lyrics. No, I'm gonna give you the thing that made me, uh, that gave me pause, which was, which made, uh, convince me that he was not a freak. One second, please. Hold on, I need to go through the verses. Oh, the control F. Oh, what are you searching?

I think the line. Com gutters. Now, if he said com gutters in the song, I'd be like, I'd be like, he might be a free. He might be a free. Maybe just a little. I've never heard the term com gutters in the song. Let's see.

Also. You never heard that before? Com gutters now. We called the V's. The V. Yeah, you're, what, you're abacombing Finch kind of. Finch? I don't know names.

So these names are not Finch. Is it not Finch? What is it? Sorry, I'm just looking at the names in the song frequently. Shemika, Keisha, Zara, Shonda, Sabrina, Crystal, Doranda, Teresa, Felicia, Tanesha, and my life. Doranda.

To different songs. I know, but this man was free associating. He was just running a lot of... Jesus, I can't find him. But basically, he says like, the gist of what he says is he wants like a woman who will let another woman Perform the act of cuddling us on her because he's not drunk enough to do that shit Oh, and I'm like if you were freak. Oh my god wait no, actually, yeah, I'm sorry

Sorry, he just said he doesn't eat. Yeah, just like DJ Khaled. Yeah Just like DJ just like DJ Khaled. It's 2023. Well this song wasn't but this song was not. Well, what's this? Okay, like 2003. December 2003. So exactly 20 years ago. Oh my god. Don't do this. That's peak. That's peak. We don't respect. I don't know what it looks like. I know women are not in the news. I've never actually seen it.

I know I've used it. It's peak, I put it in. I put it in. I don't look at it. Honestly, it's gross. I don't want to see it. Also, but I'll still use it. Also, the chorus is just like, would you do it from the front?

Would you do it from the back? End of list. That's not a free end. That's not a free end. End of list. I just, again, it's like when it's kind of like how someone who won gold in the 1935 Olympics and Simone Biles are not the same cow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, I mean, like that's how I feel. I'm like, this is like a, this is getting gold

because you successfully stuck a backflip. And I feel like what we're dealing with in 20 years later now is Simone Bell's getting a new thing named after her every time she performed. I want to make a, which iconic, uh, honest iconic, Shivan. I just, I just, I know. Doranda is my favorite, I think,

but realistically looking for you along the. I don't think I fully understand the concept of time. Okay. Okay. Go on. The 20 years ago, you're still 10 minutes ago? It's the 20 years ago, but then also it's like doing it from the front, doing it from the back.

I'm like, that's not a wild concept, but also we're in 2023 where everyone's doing anal. So like I, I don't know. I mean not doing anal. Okay like I don't know. I mean, not doing anal. Okay, can I tell you something horrifying? Show of hands. Don't, don't, don't, don't, Cody.

Blizz, I'm, I'm messaging HR right now. I'm, I'm washing my hands of this. I'm gonna trash you. You don't have a trash can here. I know we don't, we can't take. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I here. I know we don't. We can't take. I can't blow up. Here's the thing. You guys will song back the last up, right? Yes.

That song is also about a black woman. It's also about trying to hit on the black woman. No, it is 25 years old. That song is in grad school. That's a prolific song. Back that up by his school. It's a grad school. That's a perfect song. That's a bad school. That's a bad school. That's a bad school. How's that feel?

I remember being devastated when I realized that the song back that I was up was old enough to get grinded on at a senior prom. And now it's like graduated college and gone on to like get its masters. No. This song is older than everyone in BFT. Oh, I got some.

I'm in the slack. Do they even know this song? I do know. Do you know this song? Hey, hey, kids. If she doesn't, if she doesn't start throwing it back to those three strings. There's a thing.

She's not old enough. Kai knows that song. Um, yeah. Kai knows that song. But the kids, I don't know, I'm gonna ask them. You need to ask them. Ask Carolyn specifically I'm not asking all three of them. You guys, why you got to sing all that on my side? I mean, back, dead as with Tuzi's because that's how it's spelled up.

Now we wait. So yeah, anyway, I just, I just feel like you can't, you can't want a woman, you can't want a bad bitch if you're not a bad bitch. No, you can't like what do you why see what so you can hold her back You can't so you can be broken one of our bad bitch. Yeah, no, because it broke boys don't deserve I know that's right. I that iconic honestly. That's also to go back on like something We've talked about like yeah, okay, okay, maybe I'm calling someone poor. Yes, and being like if you're a broke boy just say something But but but Cardi B can be like broke boys don't deserve no pussy and that's right. Yes, absolutely actually I'm just sorry like I love you, but there's Pokemon and there's car

Okay, I'm sorry Okay, Bartholomew I love the girl. You're right. Women cannot do anything on internet. Women can't do anything. Okay, wait. You can't. Sorry. Sorry. I can't say that. Women can't do anything on the internet without being. Oh my god. Why did I say it like that? Stop talking. Stop talking. Please, for once let the women speak. Why are you speaking over women? How dare you? This whole time, blizz, no face, no case. All right. Yeah. Also, I can see its face right now.

Anyway, so back to the lyrics. Okay. I'm sorry, because they're still up on this. You want to still calling to you. You want to. Him. Yeah. Do you want it missionary with your

feet crammed to the head boy? Is a line in the song, which again still doesn't feel that crazy. It's not. She's just kind of flexible. You just want to pretzel? Yeah, he just wants someone, he wants like a yogi. That's not free, free key. That's like giving a three out of 10.

I'm just, if I were to walk in the bed, you're like, I'm a free baby, you're not ready for me. And then they just, I'm like I'm if I were to walk in the bedroom. It was like I'm a free baby. You not ready for me. Yeah, I'm like okay, like sure, you know what? What do you want go for it? You're okay. Fine. So you stretched that's I stretched. Yeah, you did lunges before this. Wow. Now I got to give a shout out the series gin because I drink it and they paint before it. Oh, a sponsorship. Tide, we love that. I love that. I love that. I get your back, you know. I guess.

I guess. I guess. Yeah, no, this is all, she's doing all of the work. What is the work that is being done? I don't know, but his toes are curling. Hey. He's owning. Hey.

Yep. Women are constantly doing all the work. Women are constantly. A woman's work is never done. That's why I personally, and I'm gonna steal a joke. I personally believe that women shouldn't be paid the same as men. Women should be paid more. Wow.

I'm six one by the way. Shut up. You're six one and you've never had sex with a man. I had it. I've never lied. Never lied. Oh, I'm Jesus Christ. All right, and then, oh, yeah.

So, okay, do you watch her streams? No, don't. I okay. Do you watch her streams? No don't I do Didn't I did well I popped in okay, cuz I love supporting my friends. Yeah, yeah, and There's just like a bunch of sinners in her chat. I think it's called the harem the why? The harem That's the name of my community. You need God and also therapy. No, those words were in the bathroom. The harem?

Yeah. Well, I watch a lot of anime, and I guess it's probably not great to start ascending. No, but you know, that has never, anything that has followed I watch a lot of anime has never been a good point. But continue.

I was just saying that you, it's the community, you know, listen, okay, the existence. I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna let you cook. I might not eat what you were cooking. Just so you were aware. We can play it, it may not be completely. The plating will look nice, I might not eat it.

Okay, it's like fun. I'll present it to you. I don't be a cute little plastic that you display in the Japanese version. It's where you think you can eat it, but it's not real. It's so fun. It's so, it's not even cake. No, I had to acknowledge the parasocial relationships

that you have when you're a content creator or a streamer. And a lot of streamers, they have names for their community. Sometimes it's really cute. My horror friend, as your garbage boss, my horror horror, the genre. Where's your mind? Who remembers? You hurt. No.

Hashtag, who remembers? What? Can we get on screen? No. Mason, can you get hashtag, who remembers just on the screen? All over the case. And what does it look like? Now that you see it on screen, it doesn't look like who remembers.

No. Well, she calls her community the ghoulies or whatever. That's cute. It's on branding. It's cool. It's cute, right? It's on branding. It's cute. What's my branding, Blizz? PG14.

You can call them your gems, your black crystals. Yeah, your gems. Gems? Your gemstones. Yeah, the gemstones. I have the blizzbies. Mine's are the blizzbies. But that's cute.

Yeah, you could have like the gems. You got a gem. So it's too straight for a gemstones. It could be gemstones. There's like tears. You could have like your amethyst and your opals. Yeah, like you're an opal. You're diamonds in your opals in your lapis.

And you're, I'm just listening to you. Steve Universe. Yeah, you are. You are. You're a diamond. You're a diamond. Yeah. And you're a business.

And you're in. It's cut to five minutes later. And then they had one called concrete. That was kind of racist and didn't make it into the vinyl. You know about concrete? I don't. Oh, really right now. You should.

You keep explaining your hair. Yeah, so I thought that that didn't really encompass me as a person at all. And I decided to call my community the hairroom because they could all be in it. And you could get it. Counterpoint. You felt like that didn't encompass you as a person, but a harem day.

Yes! Absolutely. So here's the thing. There's this genre called etchy where we went to etchy con. We did. We went to etchy con. This is the group that went. This is the force me to go etchy con.

So I did not force you to go to etchy con. Okay. I was just saying that you should open your mind and your eyes to the plot that was there before you. There was a lot of plot. There's there was actually very little plot. There was no plot. It was mostly boobies. A little bit of dicks. It was mostly boobies. So when they say the plot thickens, they're talking about. Yeah, so I can't get about. Okay. Um, yeah. Yeah, so I don't know, like I need them to be, uh, in a group is a collective sense of identity. I think what we said.

And compassion and love and adoration that is formed when a group of people are, you know, might be immersing you. It's not gems. I feel like gems still. Yeah, gems because they're precious. They're precious. They're precious.

Together they're cute as well. Gems. Okay. I'll work it in there. They can have nicknames within the harem. That's fine. What is the nickname you would give someone in the harem? I know.

A little calm dumpster something for it. Like what are you talking about? They're like best girls. You got the best girls. You've got your best boys. You know, it's all like anime wee boob. So that's a bottom bitch. Are you a pep? Yeah, you might be a pep because I was like,

you're catering to, like, do you call anyone good boys? Do you call anyone good boys? Well, yeah, all of them are always good. Well, can we mute Crystal's headset for a second? I think Crystal might actually accidentally have stumbled into Pimping. What do you think? I think she like stumbled into Pimpin what do you think? I think she like stumbled into pleasure, don't they? Oh, shh.

Because the good boy. Because it's the good boy stuff. And like the good and like the praise king of it all. I don't... I'm an ally by the way, so I don't kink shame. And I respect women doing powerful things. We'll save the kink shaming for our tea hairs because we'll be talking about Because again, they said there's gonna be the hornyest episodes

So that has to be the horny episode Hey, if you don't like sex turn away Keep it her heads up back on thinking. Hey girl Anyway, yeah, so the harem they were talking about butter in the chat And nobody would explain it to me and there was like a love in you window going on, but no explanation Yeah, so so there's a lot of you know because my content's PG 14. Yeah grandma watches my content So I can't be explicit grandma watch my content my my Mormon grandmother Nana, I love you

She she watches it so I can't be explicit, but if it's in you end No, it might take a little longer brain process. I feel like that's worse. No, I feel like it's great because she'll be thinking about one thing and 17 other things were already said. So when she tries to catch up, like her brain will not compute, and then she'll just miss it entirely.

So when you say, Okay, wait, that's manipulating. No! Well, no, she's also manipulating, but it's different. No, I'm not. I'm just a Scorpio. Like I said, she's a manipulier, but it's different. No, I'm not. I'm just a Scorpio. Like I said, she's a manipulator, but it's different We don't have time to unpack it

So when you so you think that when you speak this way your grandmother cannot decode No, it's it's it's a little bit more difficult when you were talking about what did you say spreading spreading butter on someone's thighs? I just no I don't Can you just explain the butter? I'm sorry. I'll stop. I'll stop calling you out. If you can just explain the butter. What is butter? Butter is less full butter is a sin. Apparently in medieval Catholicism, they banned butter.

And I tried to figure out what they would do with the leftover butter. That's what happened, okay? So butter, I thought there would be so much extra butter. They didn't let the people who were like, from the, I don't know. I think it was like the North or something, use butter and so there was just like extra butter. And I said, well, what are the,

you throw extra butter away? What are they gonna use the butter for? I think butter would have been perfect. It copious amounts of butter is all the rich are collecting the butter because they want it because if you consumed butter, you would not get into heaven. Butter, butter would not let you have an access to heaven. And you would have to buy an indulgence

in order to eat butter. This is history, I'm not trolling, I'm serious. It's true, it's true. Okay, so I was saying that. Yes, so, but specifically butter, they took so much butter and I had to research at Cushat was trolling me that they put them in caves and they built buildings to store excess butter. And and I go what are they doing with the butter?

I want this butter last. Well, if it has natural butter, you leave it out It's actually lie. You don't have to keep it in the fridge butter can last for weeks easily And that's our butter that's not basically yard-flard fat butter. I don't know what to call it I've never seen it. It's like in European countries How you can leave eggs out because it's fine But you can't do it. So, Blaze, I'm saying what I was telling my chat, what else would you do with the leftover butter but use it for a loop? No. Oh my God. That's like the butter. They can't fuck. What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They don't need to eat the butter. The butter is loved from a plus. That's what I'm saying. Well, I think he does it in a bad way. The butter would be different. It would be more natural.

I would have less like artificial things inside the butter. I'm just saying, there would be copious amounts of butter. Do you think the richer just gonna let the butter go bad? You're just gonna throw the butter in the river? I'm gonna kill the fish. Might as well use it. What else are you using for? If you can't cook with it.

Butter. As butter is a dairy product and requires refrigeration, there are risks if people use it for sexual activity. For example, if someone inserts butter into a vagina or anus, it does not clean the area properly afterward. See? The butter may start to spoil and rancid. So I don't think it's bad.

If you clean it up. I'm just right. And I'm saying, even so they were looking at me like I was crazy, this is why I was gonna down this butter hill, the original condoms were intestines. You mean, tell me that we used intestines as condoms and we can't use butter as a loop? It's just a no brainer.

I feel like we're talking apples and orange juice. Yeah, I just kind of want to go back real quick. So what is butter and context of your chat using them? Well, we were having this debate. Me and my chat were debating this. They were trying to tell me I was wrong. And I was saying, no, I was right. And it's stupid to think that they wouldn't.

If you think they're going to throw the butter away, your wild. And then we started talking about butter being lusty. And like, why would they take away butter? That's what the cat said. They talking about butter being lusty. And like, why would they take away butter? That's what the cat said. They said the butter is lustful. It will lead you in temptation. We did the office thing where you look into the camera

and we are each other's camera right now. And it's like, okay. That's what it said. So I was like, well, I guess butter is kind of like sensual. Like, if you like, when you eat butter, it's like a full mouth feel. I guess butter is kind of like sensual. Like if you like, when you eat butter, it's like a full mouth feel. Like butter's like savory salty.

You feel me? I'm coming back to you. Creamy. You know when? It has a good consistency. You see those TikToks for Thanksgiving where it's like the parent says something cancelable. You have a sibling looking at each other like.

Yeah. That's what I call all the time when it's three of us. Every single time. Welcome to Upsah Black. Uh, nonverbal addition. That's that's all the time when it's every So black nonverbal addition Jesus Correct Am I wrong? That's not

No, you're wrong Yeah, I was so less fully abandoned. So how am I wrong? Well, because I was just confused when my chat was using it because like I use a Reganote to talk about for 20 I say Reganow No, it's not a third a regano to talk about for 20. I say regano because no it's not a word word. We were talking about the applications of butter. Like that's a better one. Have you ever listened? Listen, listen, that's not one. That's not one. That's not one.

That's not. No, I want the college for for three of my four years before I switch my major. What is your college for marketing? Uh Eventually, but no, I went initially because I wanted to become a section sexuality researcher. You would have been great with that. Yeah, for sure. You can't use butter as a lifeline. I'm just saying, well, okay, it's fine, but I said I'll throw it away.

It's fine, we won't use it. It's whatever, it breaks you out. It's dairy, I get it. We don't need to use butter. I'm just saying there'll be some out. The Romans had it, all of us, go for it. Yeah, but the all of us is expensive and not everybody could get it. We don't need to his butter. I'm just saying there'd be cookies. There'll be some out. The Romans had it. All of it. Go for it. Yeah, but the olive oil was expensive, and everybody could get it.

So what are you gonna do? Well, don't be, don't be a broke boy. Don't be a broke boy. Yeah, don't be a broke boy. Or get her wet. Yeah. But tell me, eat it. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Like, guys, guys, tell me though, that nice. No, no. Nice buttery. Let's see. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, butter, they give you a outback. You know, different little bread. Where are we going? It's, it's sexual, isn't it? I'm never. This is why it's taken to a world. This is why I'm in the podcast. This is why they every time they're like, oh, who can fill in, you were fourth on the list.

Yeah, be careful. I, this is, I was gonna be like, this is my first time being back on the podcast. In general, yeah, because we only did skits. That's it. Because I tie with you now and you bring me down, but I also bring you down as well. Yeah, I'm, and you made me like this.

That's not how that worked. Hmm. I think I bring out your best qualities. Yeah, my best qualities, we're talking about whipping your butter. Yeah, that's a great quality. You said it. No.

Well, that's what chat was saying and, and there you go. And then we talked a lot about different forms of butter and what's it like? And they said that the butter has been a bad girl. And producer Cody just said, what? Sorry. This is how you never-minded back on the podcast again. Hey, we can hope though. We can hope that we'll make it back. I hope this has the most plays ever

and they have to forget. It's either here. I'm going to give you this. It's either going to have the most plays or the most hate comments. So you pick your boys. I'll take both. I'm fine.

Both could be good. Both are engagement. I don't give a fuck. Uh, okay. I'm just saying next time butter up. I ruined a funeral. I ruined it. I don't do a fuck. Okay. I'm just saying, next time, butter up. I ruined a funeral. I ruined a funeral. I'm sorry.

Just coming back, I ruined a funeral. You ruined a cake. Wait, are you for real? A lot. Yeah, no, you know, the... Okay, so I was in my, like, sad boy era, like a couple months ago, or a couple weeks ago. And I wanted to go out with pals. My friend, Datoon, was in town,

and I wanted to go to his concert and then go out. We went to Sad Girls Night. I was a manver. Okay, no. We went to Sad Girls Night at Barbs. And I was like, oh, this is great. This is a fun time. I love going to a Sad Girls Night.

Because you mean you get sad music and emotional and shit like that. And I love that shit. We walk in and there's cake and I'm like, oh, this is terrible, see, this is awesome. And you know, people, everyone's dressed in black. And that's all that weird. And that's what I was like, oh, sad girl night.

So I just walked off as that. Just your barbs? I'm a swan. You're a swan dive, okay. But the side girl night is happening at barbs. It's both. That's a both type bar. I need to know. I need to know. I need to know. It's happening at barbs. It's both. That's a both type bar. I need, I need to know.

I need to know. It's happening at swan. It's happening at swan. Okay. And so we're sitting there. We're all having fun because like we haven't seen our pal detune in a bit and we're all like laughing at a booth and then someone comes over going,

someone in like drag just goes, shh. And I'm like, oh, okay. Because apparently like the night's supposed to be for people who are sad and to express however, they express that sadness. So what if I expressed my sadness and laugh at? Because that's what I do. Yeah, I was like, that's what I do.

So I was like through the pain. I was like, okay, whatever. So we have to be quiet, we're all in the booth, trying to be quiet and painted, such as the performance. And then. So there's performance going on, but you're like, there's drag shows and then karaoke. So you can do a drag show, but you can't laugh.

No, or show joy. So I was like, okay, whatever. What are they dragging to? Like Lana, Oh, that's just like normal white drag queenery though. I don't, anyways, Laura and I leave and we go get pizza. And when we come back back like my partner goes

Hey, by the way, this is a funeral It was for a Dracula not that and so the fact The vaccine doesn't kill people I'm sorry. That's my favorite comment. Yes, you do that every time. When literally when Lori Bird, Lori Bird's appendix exploded. Anyway, it's the vaccine. Live on stream, by the way. Lori's appendix exploded on our IG stream.

That's true, that's a new one. You went back and trusted, right? She said in every hole. Every hole. And you said, oh, no. Oh, no. But then we came back and we were like, it's a funeral. OK.

I just had swan. That's a bit more. Yeah, we had no. It wasn't on any socials. It wasn't on anything that we were walking into a funeral. So then we felt bad being like, oh, god, this is a funeral. I still sung love on the brain on karaoke. So it doesn't matter.

In four or five seconds. Um, but like respects, respectfully, respectfully, respectfully, respectfully, respectfully, respectfully. Yeah, just grit. You should have called me. I want to give a great ball. Don't get vaccinated. Just getting, please get vaccinated. All right. No, get vaccinated. I get vaccinated. I'm tired of telling people. I'm like, you know, I'm tired of telling people. You can't make people care about people anymore. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm getting political.

I'm getting political. Yeah, yeah. I don't care anymore. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I said before I'll say it again, we fucked up the messaging from the beginning. It should have been, it should have been the opposite.

It shouldn't have been masked to protect others. It should have been masked to protect yourself from the foreign infidel of the COVID virus. Let's try and tune in, babe, your American body. That should have been the best thing. That should have been the other whole time. A hundred percent. That's the whole time.

That's the liberal's one. If you get COVID, the terrorists win. Yes. The messaging the whole time. If you get COVID, they will take your guns. If they will take your guns. They will take your guns. It will take your freedom. It will take the very air that you breathe

in this beautiful country from see the shine and got damn she. We should have, if it was me, again, the timeline where I become the sex researcher and I'm working at the CDC, like the fucking that the department told me I should do, me in that room being like, guys, now hear me out. I think we're going about the surrounding. Marketing's ass, huh?

Marketing's ass, the washer, handsong, very cool, very fun. This is America. We are individualistic. We have to talk about personal freedoms. We have to talk about protecting ourselves. Yes. And we have to talk about how a vaccine is a little tiny guns that go on your bloodstream to shoot the outside

and throw buyers. That is how it should have been message. And we'd be in a much different place. how a vaccine is little tiny guns that go on your bloodstream to shoot the outside and for those virus. That is how it should have been message. And we'd be in a much different place. 100%. Yeah, 100%. If we called masks like, like, freedom face flags. Freedom face. And you too can get yours in whatever pattern you'd like.

We would be in a different way. We have those. I would draw them myself. And we would be in a different myself. We would be in a different timeline. It would be in a different time. So this episode isn't coming out. Correct? No, it is. I made this argument on the podcast. I thought we could scrap it. No, I mean, we're all getting canceled today. I don't care. Cancel me. Cancel me snowflakes. Do it. Do you liberals? Liberals. So someone called me, someone called me a liberal online the other day and I was like that you're first of all anarchist second of all

Yeah, you're anarchist second of all America doesn't really have liberals America's like the most left we go center right. So I'm just like whatever anyway gate teams Um, I think you should eat the rich and I'm gonna come out with a cookbook on how you can eat the rich. Yeah. And this is a whole promo for me promoting my cookbook. Yeah, what's it called? It's called... Fortune.

No, it's called, put your money where your mouth is. Okay, there you go. Oh, I like that, that's really good. That's really good. Oh my god, I'd buy that. I mean, we all have power fantasies. Like, we've all like, dreamt about having death note. Like, we all know it's up, right?

No, to be like Kira, own or between the end of it. I don't think that would ever. You would never thought, you, a male person, this is never gonna happen. I never thought about having it. Like, she never had a godmother. No, because I like really care about people.

Yeah, but you just helping people. You'll be helping them know. Yeah, but like, that's a lot of responsibility. It's for the greater good. The greater good. It's for the greater good. I don't think, I don't think. Yeah, but that's a lot of responsibility. It's for the greater good. The greater good. It's for the greater good. I don't think, I don't think. Yeah, every single billionaire,

you line them up in a public place. You take the first one, let's say he has a fake name like Beth Jesus, you say, no, Beth Jesus, this is just you can donate all of your billions of dollars to fix the world or guillotine. And then he's gonna say, oh my God, I'm gonna donate it all. And then you guillotine him anyway to set an example.

And then you bring the second billionaire. He has a fake name like, I don't know, no long trust, right? And you're like, no, sir, you saw what happened to him. He said he wasn't gonna donate the money. Are you gonna donate the money? And then he's gonna go, yeah, I'll donate the money. And then you know, you do, you get to get him as well. Yeah. And then you just kind of work your way down

to list until you get right to Jay-Z and Beyonce. And then you stop the E.T. billionaire. That's the threshold. That's-Z and Beyonce. And then you stop G.A.T. and you're going to be billionaire. That's a threshold. That's a threshold. Oh, yeah, you got to stop there. You got to stop there. Yeah, and because by then you made your point. Yeah.

If you ever became president, I would trust you. I would trust you. I would trust you. I would. 100% trust you. I feel like I can do things for the greater good. The trolley problem has never been a problem. Yeah.

We just, we send two trains.. No, we send two trains down the job. They're all dying. They're all dying. It doesn't matter. They're problem solved. Listen, I feel like I'd be a fair and benevolent ruler. And that's equality. And that's equality. I don't want to call quality. I want equity. Yeah, I'm an equity. That's what we need. That's what we need. Oh my god. What is this is why I'm not allowed so much of this. Yeah, they're not going to let this episode go. I'm not allowed to be on podcasts before 10 a.m. before 12. They don't have a personality.

It is. Because I like I have a filter when it hits like 12. Uh-huh. Is it the drywall thing? What? And why is it drywall? I got a I got a comment saying that I have the charisma of uh Drywall which is insane because like you're the one of the top three most charismatic people at this fucking company Yeah, I fuck so you fuck that's why men I fuck the raw The raw The raw

The raw The raw The raw The raw The raw The raw The raw That's why I'm a derogatory God don't talk to me. You win sex with the mess. I win sex and you don't because you don't get plus you don't get plus and it shows in your personality you pusless piece of shit. Anyways, um, yeah, I gotta I love hate comments weirdly. Yeah, does it for you? It does it for me because it means that I got under your skin so bad. Yeah, you Law didn't have to leave a comment. I wasted your time. I feel like it's all haters that they're turning us on with their comments. I feel like it's so hot. Oh my god. Do you know the fact that it took you out of bed and you fixed yourself to get your phone to watch this video of something you don't like. You have to go.

I made you watch something you go. We check to see if we upload it. Right, because you don't subscribe. You have to type our name into the search bar. Find the video. Which means you know when the video is coming. And you watched it enough to have a specific comment to trigger your automated response

as a reference point. I'm aroused. My guy. No, my guy. Keep doing it. No, my god. Just tell me you don't get plus that's like I rather just you say that then just like leave a comment. It's kind of it's kind of it's kind of kinky. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like it's like a massacres. That's what I'm wondering. It's like you're it's so far. It's so hard. I'm not I'm gonna say this to me is like listen to

this podcast. I will say and this in me is like, listen to this podcast. It's so hard. I will say, and not for the kids out there who are doing like constructive criticism. No, this is not. I love to show the people who just do criticism. And I'm like, when are we still so walk away with that? Yeah, what do you, I don't know,

I don't know, I can't not be this colleague. No, I go, oh, I've got another one. Hi. Just add them on. And that way I'm to monetize your comment. Yeah, what's the, what's a simp derogatory? Like they, like, invoiced to hate you. Ooh, like, isn't that just a, a hater or troll?

Yeah, but like, troll is like, it doesn't get the point. That pair of social, troll feels like it's just fun. It's throw away. Like, trolls, like, they're, they're like a fake account. They have fake accounts. Yeah, they're, this is someone on their account. So you might, catching up with my favorite hater of the day.

Absolutely. I'm getting a favorite hater of the day. On the day, yeah. So we should start that. Our friend Shadow sends me things that happened and lost all the time. And most recently he sent like a, I think it's a little like a to leave concert.

And the top comment on the promo for the concert was just this dude and he just said To leave is a corny leftist with two good songs that one oh my god To leave is a corny leftist with two good songs and one that yay made I listened to him to make fun of him He's still getting your sense from the street. Yeah, I oh my god I don't know what's his page and this is what he looks like and then like derogatory that's what he's called He's still getting your sense from the street, I guess. Oh my god. And then I went to his page and this is what he looks like. And then like derogatory, that's what his call looks like.

No. Hold on, I'm sorry. I'm not. I hate making fun of people. Don't make fun of people. I hate making fun of people's like physical attributes. But like, he looks like he's into NFTs and not in the best way. He looks like he would blind at the NFT convention.

From the ultraviolet. and not in the best way. Like he's failing. He's blind at the NFT convention. From the ultraviolet. From the ultraviolet. Like he also his profile thingy said like, not falling for the latest woke sigh up and then like an American flag. And I was like, oh, you're like a Russian boy. He's bot coded for sure. Bot coded.

Yeah. He's giving, I've never gone down on a woman. Oh, absolutely. You think he goes on this woman? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. He He it's also his profile pictures. I'm assuming this is some sort of engagement picture. Is it? I hope I hope that they call off. I don't think it's too small because he has his arm around here. He's standing honestly. It's Photoshop. He's wearing his

The more I look at it, hold on. He's wearing his crispest his Christmas. The more I look at it, hold on. He's wearing his crispest you polo US, not the good polo. The polo, the one they sell in Burlington. Yeah. Sure. It is crispy and white. And she is showing the ring. And that's a shut up ring for sure. You know about shut up rings, right? I do know about that. Yeah. That's a shut up ring for the. What's a shut up ring? That's when you propose to a woman, so she stops asking you to. That's so she's shut up ring. Yeah, it's a shout out ring.

It's like, fine, I'll marry you eventually. Here's a ring. He looks like he's screaming through his eyes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I love that. I love that. This wild friend. He's like, help.

It's giving, it's giving zero white version of get out. That's what it's giving. Yeah. And this isn't bullying. This is so we're clear. And people eat first. If it was bullying, then. Fine. Is there a white version of get out that's what it's giving yeah, um and this isn't bullying just somewhere clear and Bullied first if it was bullying then um he'll probably get funny. Yeah, that's what happened with me We all got bullied and they made us better people And mentally yeah, yeah, I'm if I wasn't bullied I'd be so much more like every I get comments on them cringe

Imagine if I wasn't bullied. I'll be the one. Oh my god. Yeah I wasn't bullied. I would be the worst. Oh my God. Yeah, no. I'm simply right. I think we would have trouble. Absolutely. If I had self-esteem, you imagine what is self-esteem.

I was just like to go, I'm disgusting. Yeah. Show me what that looks like. Oh, remember, remember we're playing taboo and the word was spit and I. Could you in front of your mother? I can't believe what you're saying. I can't wait. What did you say? I said if someone does it, it could be good or bad. And I and I was the one reading the car.

I think it was the one over your shoulder reading the car and being like, you, that's not giving what you think it is. You like you couldn't say like mouth, though, you can't. You know, or so you just kept saying this happens. And when it happens, it could happen if it happened on you. It could be good or bad. And that doesn't help. And I go, I need cotton.

Like, I don't know, a bird pooping on you. That's never good. It's good luck. It's good luck. So like that could be good reality. And so it's like a superstition. It's like a. It's good luck. So like that could be good reality. It's like a superstition. It's like a legal old-wise tale. But poop.

Yeah, like when a bear comes out. Yeah, I can get the penny. Honestly, the ladybug. Oh, and it actually sounds like copium. It sounds like they needed something. Yeah, eyelashes. I can see in all that. It sounds like New Yorkers.

They needed some good luck in their life. They needed some good luck in their life. They went, no, no, no, that's just a New York hello. That's the thing. Hi to you. That's just still so wild that you talked about spitting in front of your mom. Yeah. I can't wait to your mom text you, are you showing dick and ball? Or when you're showing someone to dick and ball. Are you showing dick involves? That's what I'm saying. Or when you're, are you showing someone's dick involved? Are you showing blizzards dick involves? I'm sorry. That's where my only friends were being.

I'm proud of my friends. I love supporting my friends. Jesus Christ. If I had an only fans, everyone would know. That's just so work. Everyone would know. Because I'm not, there's like this whole thing out there that I do have an only fans, but like, I'm not sharing it.

And I'm like, I wouldn't make a profit. If you did, we'd know immediately. You have so many tattoos. Yeah, I know. You so many, I'd like to buy a week of health. Yeah, you would want to buy. Like someone would obviously grab that. And I'd be like, oh, that's bliss.

Yeah. I, I, I, maybe who's like, maybe it's out there. I'm like that. Why are you? And we still have a black a cyber Monday sale on my only fans where you get 35% off for subscribing to it Just kidding. There's no only No, I have friends who are only fans. Yeah, only fan gaze. Yeah, so I know about like the discounts that you can do have you heard about only feed? No

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turn them into really ridiculously dumb answers. Today we've got a weird one. Uh, you guys know about fetishes? So I just wanted to start off the combo with the fact that I have a foot fetish. When I was younger, I was ashamed of it, and now that I'm older, I'm open about it. And it's crazy the feedback that I get from some women when they find out. All they want to do is show me their feet when they find out about my fetish. But it's really no different than aggressive people commenting on women's

bodies. Why do you think there's so much kink shaming going on whenever it gets brought up? And I guess my question is, should I feel ashamed? To like feet? No. No. Okay. I think we're listening to RT cares. That's the end of the episode. The screen is only free. Go to ruchichis.com, sign up for first, you can get $10. I've never seen an RTK, so I go, maybe that's what it is. You just say no. Is that it? You move on?

I mean, it's like one of those things where it's like a context, I guess. Yeah, like if you're bringing up feet every like second every day like obviously like chill like if you're like Quentin Tarantino or crystal and we're bringing it up in your place of work in the Like or the producer or the director from Icarlie. Yeah, the Rugga's already dented Schneider Yeah, then like no, but like if you're like, you know on your own grinder or a tinder or whatever people use to find love these days It's fine, right? Yeah, I think that's yeah, and if you're like letting you know, on your own grinder or a tinder or whatever people use to find love these days. It's fine, right? Yeah, I think that's fine. And if you're like letting partners know, like, they just love, no, what's up? No, here's the thing. Here's the thing I find interesting. It's okay. So they said something that really resonated with me. Okay.

Was that they said when people, the feet, the loving feet, the thing that they said about like, when people find out they have a foot fetish, they immediately are like, what about these? It's like, that's what happens when people find out you're queer. And they're like, oh, would you fuck me? And it's like, no, I like pretty girls. That's immediately what I was gonna say.

I'm immediately. Because it is very that way. Yeah. I've come out to like guy friends before in high school and they're like, well, do you think I'm attractive? And I'm like, no, you're like a five, but like, go off, I guess. That's what I want.

What do you want me to say? So honestly, yeah, so I guess my advice would be like, you should immediately go on the offense and if someone is like, you know, non-consensually showing your foot, showing your feet to get ranked, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're a low score. No, you full send it. You demolish all.

Oh, you full send it. You full send it. Yeah, come here. Let me look your toes Come here. Come here. Let me see the couch. Come here. Don't go down I don't know. Let me see actually the callus on your heels. It's not it's not ASMR Actually, I like this. I want it. You should go full like Westminster dog show Like you pull out the like tape. Yeah, you bring out the guy that you're like looking like to see if it's like the golden foot ratio. I, you know, so I actually only prefer feet that the second toe is longer than the first toe.

And so this feet are actually like a minus four in my book. Actually, we actually can't continue this date until I see both of your feet side by side. No socks right here at the dinner table. Yeah. My second toe is longer than my first toe. Exactly. I guess. I mean, like royals here or something.

What is a hot foot though? Do you feed or you foot guy? I don't know. I'm a hot foot guy. Are you a foot guy? I guess. We've seen you do so much foot stuff. At the 10th eye. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so you can do the foot thing and then receive the foot things,

like two separate things. Yeah, it's like paying on a person. Like you can be on a person and not be into being on people. Yeah, because like I'm bliss. How bliss. Okay, we, you and I. Where are we going? Take me to the journey.

I would say, I would say two or three times this year. We've seen her step in food. Yes. Yes, that's sauce, right? It is because there's nothing no one ever asked her to. No one ever. For charity! That you come up with, a goal that you come up with.

No, I don't come up with it, chat does. And that's a problem. Because I believe her, that's the thing. I believe her, chat does thing I believe her chat does because the market for I know the market for her feet there they're they're a little low because you give them away too much you do your clubs all summer but anytime there are clips of your feet a lot of people who clip it blur it for you. Yeah, but they also book market which is weird. Yeah, then they book there are people who clip it, blur it for you. So that they kind of- But they also bookmark it, which is weird.

Yeah, then they book, there are people who bookmark it. And that's always upsetting. Whenever we, my thing is that when I am on an inside gaming stream, it always goes sideways. Yeah. And as a year follow, it's not my fault. Okay. And then I have to, I have to sit with myself at the end of the day,

and I have to tell myself that we don't make fetish content. We don't. Did we have two or three weeks where you guys were pummel-horcing each other about the genitals? Yes. Did you step in a cake for a sub-goal during Sub-Athon? Yes.

Do people like seeing you get picked up and given headpats? Yes, do... I think, and then I also think... Do they make fetish content? The burping. It's the burping. It's also, then I also think. You make fetish content. The burping, the burping. It's also, it's degrading. It's you, it's degrading. It's degrading.

It's degrading. Of course, people out at the start of stream. Yeah, you all look like into that. You girls. Oh my god, you do. Do you guys make fetish content? Do you guys make degrady fetish content? Show a hand.

Do we make fetish content inside gaming? Well, okay. Stop, I know you watch us. You're in chat. Okay, okay. Everyone, okay, so everyone camera sound has all raised their hands and nodded and thumbs up. And then we got one of these that then turned into that. That's why I think that's why I think we might be the horniest department. Yeah.

Hey, at least Artie Fox Artie Fox Artie Com shirt coming soon. No, it's not. No, but the P and RTP sense for penetration. Um, what? Okay, so I don't think my brain just filled in the first letters penetration. No, Filled in. What advice? No one feel anything in. Stop thinking about it. Stop making acronyms. Stop making acronyms. Stop making acronyms. So I don't think that that person

just feels ashamed about having a full advantage. No, it's what I'm saying. I feel like everyone, everyone likes different stuff. Don't feel bad about it. Don't let people make you feel bad about it. No, no. But also people stop showing your grippers to people. Yeah, yeah. If it's an accident, if you are concerned, yes,

because honestly, that's the same as a nude. Yeah, what's just like whipping it out? I don't want to see your raw toes. I don't want to see raw toes. I didn't ask for that. I also don't want to see them. That's not what I'm here for. Yeah, like if, ask if you can send the toes

and you're going to send the toes. Yeah, it's like, it's like when people are doctors and they're like you look at this So rude. No, I'm just saying anyone in the hue of the moment anyone can find out they have a new king at the dinner table on the day is not when you find out Oh, sorry I'm like you were speaking from like experience now is like no, no Okay. Have I really been looking at really that? I support you. Oh, thank you. We're very, we don't kink shame on either of our shows, I guess.

We're allies. To an extent. To an extent. To an extent. What is, where are you drawing on? Of being an ally? Yeah. Outside of anything, not, outside of anything illegal, obviously.

Where do you draw on? Um, like, I guess I could start with homophobia. Outside of anything not outside of anything illegal obviously we need a line Like I guess I could start with homophobia Like I draw the line at You're not homophobic To an extent have you been kidding? Because it's it's weird and I've come across these types of people before where I Don't know if you all ever came across these people, where they go, oh, I can't be racism gay. That's what I'm homo-tooled.

Yeah, that's what I'm homo-tooled, actually. That's what I'm homo-tooled. Yeah, being gay does not absolve you of your other problematic traits that fight. Honestly, it exacerbates them, because it's, you know. So that's my extent where I'm like, I'm supposed to, you know, support all queers,

but like, fuck you. I don't know, but something up, but she's her dumb. It's like, I don't know if you know, support all queer, but like fuck you. I don't know, but something up, but she's her dumb. It's like, I don't know if you listen to Renee rap. She's like becoming one of the new queer Les Mingesos. I don't, I'm not in the culture. Okay. I, you should listen to Renee rap.

And she has a song called Poison Poison. And we're at the end or in one of her verses she goes, I know I'm supposed to be a feminist, but you're making it really hard to support all women. That's what I'm saying. And then in the background, Corey said, I hate that bitch. Just like that.

Yeah, that's it. I mean, I see that, that's just like, I don't support all women. So, me help you just get going. That's so funny. That's me. I support women's rights and women's wrongs. I mostly support women's wrongs,

so actually you're not. No, we're not your friends. Correct. You know what, don't support. I don't support gays who are like, be gay, do crime, and then they don't do crime. Like, come on up. What are you doing if you're not doing crimes?

That's literally what I do. But I also, I'm still in the car, so I'm fine. That's what I'm saying, but you do crime. You stole the car to go to church. Yeah, so like, cancels out. It cancels out. And then I came out of the bisexuals, and that technically cancels out. I can fine. That's what I'm saying. You stole the car to go to church. Yeah, so like cancel that. It cancels out. And then I came out of the bisexuals, technically cancels out. I can't.

The technically cancels out. Yeah. If you do the math, like blue, blue, blue, blue is true neutral. Oh, for sure. Actually, oh my god, that's what I'm doing. I'm a true neutral. I thought you were like a bad boy, but like you're not like. You're not a true neutral.

I am a bad boy. That's what's not a bad boy. That's not a bad boy. That's not a bad boy. I'm a bad boy. That's not a bad boy. That's not a bad boy. That's what's the bad boy. I'm not a bad boy. That's what I'm bad boy. I'm not a bad baby girl. I'm a baby girl. I'm a baby girl. I'm a baby girl.

A baby girl says I'm a bad boy. When you all call me baby girl, it's like kind of night. You like it? Yeah, it's like a baby girl. I was cute. But like, I'm murder. But like, cute. I think murder is a baby girl activity.

Yeah, I believe. Honestly. I mean, murder is a baby girl.. Yeah, I die, but I believe. Honestly, murder is a baby girl. 100%. I'll do a baby girl. Appreciate it. But yeah, I still have a card to go to church because. It can't be so.

I think the church would forgive you. I don't. Are you Catholic? Oh, the church would forgive many things. And me stealing a car is so minimal. Yeah, because like, Grand Theft Auto, there weren't even cars in the Bible times. No, the church never forgive my existence,

so I kind of don't really like it. Well, that's because of the miscegenation. Yeah, because you're just like, you're just a territory and property. Yeah. So, it is a coldest place. It might be there. There are pillars in that community, which is, you know,

a piece of the piece The piece ends with a pillage. Oh, my God. You love religion. No, who said that? Everyone that's all about our heads, those people. Okay, yeah, let's actually, yeah, let's do a, I'd reach. Yeah, reach, reach. The microphone's not, yeah.

Are you gonna do a prayer? Yeah. Okay, everybody heads. Oh, dear father god, and then they might be like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You don't fall. No. No. Let's actually, yeah, let's do a, I reach, reach, reach, reach. The microphone's not, you're gonna do a prayer? Yeah.

All right, everybody heads. Dear Father God, the name of Jesus, I ask that you bless this podcast and everyone whose ears is greasing. And I hope everyone has a real good time and doesn't get kink shamed or anything during this holiday season. I hope everyone has the holiday that they're gonna have.

And I hope that everyone has the time that they deserve, uh, in Jesus name, pray, Amen. It's gonna have the holiday that they have. My favorite thing to say to people I hate is I hope you have the day you deserve. If you have the fucking day, you deserve it. Because it's not me. It's not mean, but it is. It is. It is. That's pretty good. I hope you have the day you deserve. If you have the fucking day you deserve. Because it's not me. It's not me, but it is shady.

It is. That's pretty good. I hope you have the day you deserve. And then you walk away and they're like, oh, oh. What do I deserve? Oh my gosh. I just accessed the children. I just can't believe.

And also during the prayer, you just kept rubbing your thumb on my hand back and forth. And it was very good. And I was like, oh, yeah, you were just like this. And so I hand hold. OK, well, if you watched my always open episode that came out a couple of weeks ago, you could know it's an accident. I'm sorry. The wrist just slips out.

Oh, excuse me? The wrist slipped out. You can't contain the right. I can't contain the wrist. I'm sorry. We saying that's crazy. I respect it. You got to raise blows up.

You got to raise up the blows up. He's my work way. He's my work way. he's already been raised up. Aw, so cute. Yeah, we're work wise. I'm really married to Armando, I guess. You are. And we both made that with your husband.

Yeah, we both made that with you. I'm so charity. I love it, I love it. Yeah. And this is the- For charity. This is the polycule happening. Yeah, R.T.

Right now. No, stop feeding into their head can. I do know you're on a fanfiction of this. Hey, fanfiction, I know. You're winning.T. is right now. No, stop feeding into their head, Ken. I do not want a fanfiction of this. Hey, fanfiction. No, you're winning. I don't want to see any art. I don't want to see any art. Stop, stop.

The butter, you brought it back to the butter, well, because in the butter thing, because again, you weren't giving me anything. You wouldn't tell me anything. It was not giving back. So then I was just like, oh, I was like, oh, is that what you're doing with the pound of butter I left at your house? And then I was just like out of context. Not ideal. I baked a cake there.

I baked it at her house. Okay, she has a cake. She's nice oven. She's more counter-spacing me. But, you know, out of context, with the butter talking in the pound of butter and pound, phrasing, butter, degenerate. It was not, it was giving what I didn't want it to give, which is A03 tags. People still use that. Is that a thing? Like actively, I thought it was like past content. No one's uploading like new stuff. God, I hope not.

Wow, we're getting conflicting reports here. I live from the scene, do people or do people not? Still use AMP. I or do people not still use I know like or still well, I know people are still doing writing fanfics because I mean I've gotten requests temporarily you me Request to explain Okay, so this was no I explain it always but this was on king On when I first joined Ristartty, I got a message from someone on Tumblr asking if it was

okay for them to use me in a fanfic and what my boundaries were. And I was like, I respect that, I love that. Thank you. So I'm gonna ask you. That's crazy. What's that? It's because he's a man. Also, again, Blizz, that's the thing where we differ,

because here's the thing, well, you forgot to say earlier when we were talking about the white people were mad at you and not me, it's also because you're like a hot guy. And I feel like that's upsetting to people sometimes. You can't be hot and funny and talented. No, too many things. Too pretty.

Yeah, Blizz is just too pretty. Too pretty for all. It's just like really hard being pretty and like no one understands the pain and struggles that I have to go through Yeah, so many struggles It's so late to everything because people are always Probably I don't know I mean I don't Portray myself as being pretty on the internet. That's a lot that yeah, but you said you never lie That's your whole branding.

Yeah, your whole brand is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very gonna happen. Two months they were like, oh, we're trying people out. Cause they brought you in, they brought goofy in, they brought, they bring you in, I don't remember. But if you were being brought in and tried out,

and one of them, they were like, oh, this dude named BlizzBerry, just gonna come in and ball the ball, and I was like, oh, fuck that is, Blizz walks in. And I turn around and I go, oh, hi. We shake hands and I'm like, I thirst follow you on Twitter. You did, you were like, you're the guy with the beard. You're the guy with the beard, the ginger beard.

Ginger beard. Look at these. You're so baby girl, look at the face, little precious little smile. It's so cute. And then so cute. We've vibed immediately. And then I was like, if we don't hire him, I'm gonna quit.

If we don't hire, I'm gonna kill myself. I know, I'm gonna kill myself. I threw gonna kill myself. I threw fit and I was here. Oh, adorable. Yeah. Oh, God. And now we're married. So, I'm married. So, follow your dreams.

Follow your dreams. You might get married. Yeah, there's follow that. Hey, there's follow someone. Maybe one day they'll just show up in a place of work. You'll never know. You'll never know. No, you'll never know.

And then you'll both get married and make up with someone else's husband. It's been so much a lot of fun. It's okay. I least I was there to watch and record. Oh. Huh? We don't make fetish content. No, we don't.

Are we sure? Oh, watching. Is that it? That's called voyeurism, right? I... Yeah, would you know? I'm just curious, because you can look right at you for the answer.

Me? Yeah, you looked at me. That's what you did. I did, because I was like, I can't boy with rhythm, right? It wasn't, it wasn't just your name. No, it wasn't to like, it wasn't to be like, hey, like, do you know? No, sorry, it wasn't, no, I was just,

I wasn't trying to like, look to you being like, you are all knowing of this, but I was like, do you know about this? No, it's supposed to be weird. It is called, boy, yeah. I'm look to you being like, you are all knowing of this, but I was like, do you know about this? That was the... It is called, boy, yeah. I'm just assuming you would know, not that you do it, just that you would know.

Okay. Yeah. Both of you, I am a wholesome Christian girl. No, no, no. No. No. No. The King's world than I do. Whole. Whole.

I am wholesome Christian girl. I am. No, I'm more than that. I Am Holtion girl. I and no I'm worse than that Continue wholesome Christian girl Continue because now now that doesn't that does not align with I don't know what some Christian girl explain why doesn't it align how are you spelling wholesome? I how well? I do you spell how are you spelling wholesome with the first letter no How else do you spell how are you spilling also with the first letter no Again, this is a w for the fan pick writers out there. You're all coming with I'm giving you a

W and take that double you what's left? Yeah They're running you're taking the w from wholesome they're running What's're taking the devi from wholesome? They're running. What's left? What's left? What's left? Oh, speaking of fanfic. OK.

Can I tell you what I thought was going to, what I, like in my head, thought would generate the fanfic? What? So you went to TwitchCon. Yeah. And you came back super late. Like your flight was super late.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It was extremely late. And I picked you up from the airport. Uh-huh. And then you were sick. And then I was immediately sick after. And I was like, that's suspicious. I was like, no one can know.

It's because I don't, so I'm immunocompromised. I don't have any white blood cells because I have MS. And I take a medicine that like puts all my white blood cells in jail, so I get six degrees. So if you get con crud and then I hang out with you, I get the flu. Because I can't fight anything. Damn, God had a nerfie in some way.

I've been nerfed. Dude, I've been nerfed in so many ways. You know, I can't run. If I'm going to... How's your blood pressure? Yeah, you can't run. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, oh, I get, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I get, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get,

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I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get So, what is blood pressure? So, we did a skit where we tried to find out who has the best blood pressure in STF. You're not telling me. It's like the... It's like how hard your heart has to be.

Yeah, that's how... All I know is there's the machine at the pub, yeah, we put it in the pub. Okay, that's what we do. And it's like, yeah, we use the cuff to see what our blood pressure is worth. So, we guessed. And that's not a king?

We guessed what we thought it would be. And then we saw what it actually was. And my and Chris had perfect blood pressure. Oh my God, Chris was a perfect blood pressure. Chris DeMarris has perfect blood pressure. Okay. Mine was like a little bit higher because I was just starting out of all.

And our out of all like increases the blood pressure. Yeah, and in my defense, I've been on out of all for two and a half years. Yes, but it's also the coffee and it's also the... And I take a wee bit of nutrition, which is also an Uber. Okay, yeah. And I drink a lot of coffee. We should toss your prescription.

And my dad has high, my dad got diagnosed with hypertension when he was 21, which is a sense. Oh my God. Oh, yeah, so. And then also my mom has high, so you know, I got a bum unit. I didn't stand a chance, but it was so high. It was for the kids who know blood pressure.

It was 144 over 90 something. 90 something and the first number should be somewhere between 125. Okay, I think the top number might have been higher than that too. Whatever it was, why is it over and under? Because that means my heart is trying so hard. It's so hard. This is like one direction. man. No, I'm I don't know anything

about. Also, I have a bite one of my heart valves is fucked up too. So your heart valve has like three flaps on it that open like that but mine two of them are stuck together. I'm looking. Just kind of like it just kind of like it's yeah, yeah, yeah, and makes a weird click noise. But it's fine. You're fine. Your blood pressure should be between 90 slash 60. It was not that or 120 slash 80. It was more than that.

You were saying they're in for a year. You were 144. Yeah. So the problem was, it wasn't inverted. It was just, it was just very high. It was high. Yeah. And it was a point where John was like hey if you're over at this point We got to send you home and then Griff was way over but then we didn't send good No, that's stupid. That's kind of messed up. No, yeah, that's what I said. It was over. Yeah, if it's over

Give me time to go home But I am on blood pressure medicine. That's good. That's good. You're probably fine. So probably fine. We need to, we need to do your blood pressure. Yeah. You know, when I, when I, when I was a doctor,

there was two questions, two things happened. I know I don't drink water and I couldn't tell you the last time I went to a doctor. Oh, interesting. Interesting. You have health care now, right? No, not yet. Not January 1st.

I made sure that. Just to be clear, um, RT is giving have health care now, right? No, not yet. January 1st. I made sure that just to be clear Rt is giving us health care. That's not she didn't Yeah, just to be clear Discovery has offered us health care you did not open the email I already got hired I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Oh yeah, that's why Mando proposed, but that, so he could share the healthcare. But he didn't change his healthcare from the California healthcare. So he only has healthcare in California, and he still hasn't changed. Hey, look at us being a power couple with our healthcare.

Look at that. That's all right. Oh my god. Look at that. We get our medaq. We have our meds. Wow. We have our appointments.

You got a therapy. I'm going to get a medaq. I'm going to get a medaq. I'm going to get a medaq. I'm going to get a medaq. I'm going to get a medaq. I'm going to get a medaq. I'm going to get a medaq. He still hasn't changed. Hey, look at us being a power couple with our healthcare. Look at that. That's so cool. Oh my god. Look at that. We get our medaq. We have our meds. We have our appointments.

You get a therapy. I do. I talk to my psychiatrist because I want the drugs. And honestly, look at that. Hey, power couple. Power couple. Power couple. We're the power couple of our team.

Move out the way, fucking Michael Jones and Lizzie. Yeah, the Joneses can fuck off. It's us. Fuck off. Fuck all the way up. It fuck off. It's us. Fuck off. Fuck all the way up. It's us. It's us. We're in a.

We're the young bloods coming in. We're the young bloods. We're so cute. We're in the non-sexual polyamorous. We're in a. heterosexual. That's funny. He's in this too.

He's in this too. He is a part of this. He's in this too, Thrupple. God, what are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?

What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?

What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm sorry. So some sort of fake fan. Fake fan. Fake fan. Fake fan. I want POV. You're the cake. No, I want POV. One of us is a serial killer. That's time I got.

We're in a haunted mansion. I thought Tyron was a kid. I die first. I can't run. Oh yeah, but who would be the killer? In what? In the RT horror universe. And why is it Trevor?

She might be final girl. Am I a giver that? Am I a giver that? She's given final girl. I might give her that. I might give her that. She's given final girl. Is she's final girl as because she's the killer? It's either it's final girl or it's dying first. I'm not dying first. So you find a girl.

There's no way I die first. I think she's final girl because she's the killer. It's giving the end of get out. You know what I mean? Would you assume be Kay as the killer? I would have seen you as a killer. Absolutely. So that's why I don't want to put it because I'm a killer. Yeah, but that's like that's like the double meta, right?

As you think it's me and I'm like, oh yeah, of course it's me and then yeah, Oh, I'm the killer. Woohoo. Yeah, I know everything. What if it's a scream situation? Tell them to kill it. Scream situation, but it's Barbara Trevor. Oh, that'd be. Oh, honestly, that'd be cool. That would be cool.

Everyone would. That would be, I, Barbara could stab me. Barbara would probably be the one like, oh, we have to do this idea, this plan. Yeah. I would trust her. I would trust her. I would trust her.

And then Trevor is just like very calculated. Yeah. I don't know. He's baby girl. They could do that. I don't, I don't think they'd be the one who like, well, in the first movie they did it like this. Yeah.

Yeah. And like, adding up a lot of stuff. Well, there's a red, red, red, red, red, white. And I would eat that shit up. I would. And I would stop me. Yeah, it's like, damn. Okay.

I think, Barbara, you got me. You got me. You got me. Stop me. I knew it was you, but like, stop me. I knew you got me. Okay.

Shuffle me off this moral coil. Yeah. I won't make it to the sequel. That's fine. It's okay. Oh, no, maybe I'll, hey, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I? Exactly. Now I'm up for it. The polycule that is killing everyone, there it is.

No? Polycule. We never should have taught her that word. No, I just was trying to learn. Well, because it was Trevor and Barbara, and then your body wasn't found, so where do you think it went? I just never taught her that word.

Are Trevor and Barbara and the polycule now? No. Are they in it? No, I think it's the R.T. I thought it was the young blood. Yeah, it's the R.T. I thought it was the young blood. Yeah, it's the R.T. freshman class. It's the freshman class. Yeah.

Mondo keeps asking me to move in with him. Has he been asking you about that? Oh, yeah, he was. I thought that's what y'all are doing. He sent me houses on Zilla. I thought y'all were just making like one big- Like a flop house? Yeah, I mean, I don't like the name of that.

Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. So it's called, when the budget comedians like live together, not a Roddy. It's just a flop house. I'm not calling it a TikTok don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that.

I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that.

I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that.

I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that than flop. When I suppose to call it, not that. Wait, we should all get it with a big house together. That's what I'm saying. I'll go up by Lake Travis. We have to have a good internet. Oh, the fiber. I only want Google fibers. Fiber, we're not doing that.

Not sponsored. At the 18T fiber, not reliable. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Okay. Cool. We're all moving. So I'm moving. Welcome to the poly cool podcast. Young blood edition. Young blood edition. The freshman class. Everyone at RT. We're all together. They hire all these people. We're all together. This is what they give the hire. Did you notice that after a certain point, we just only hired my sexuals? What question is in the interview process because they don't ask you out right? I got I was somehow they they come up to me. They came up to me. I was like hey, do you want to be a diversity higher?

And I was like yeah, please they actually that's it. I have no talents Yeah, cuz like I was like at my old job and they were like, I wanna talk to you about the shield initiative. And I was like, okay. And then, you know, they were like, that's where we hired a bunch of diversity hires to shield us from criticism. So. Yeah.

Yeah, 100% that's happening. Didn't work that, you know? Yeah, and the lady pointed it. It didn't work. We're kidding, we're cutting all of this out, right? No, no, no one is listening. And tell them about the part of the episode. We're wearing all of this out, right? No one is listening. And tell them about the part where, where Nick Fury comes and then he tells us that you're bisexual and you have to go work today.

And then you have to work here. This is basically the Avengers. We met Samuel Jackson and he turned as gay. A lot happens there. That was a sentence. That was a sentence. That was a sentence. No one a sentence. That was a sentence. No one was listening. You said we were done. No one listens to us. Yeah, we mentioned.

I think I see the completion rate on YouTube. No one listens as far. There's a there's a point where you mentioned a zodiac sign. They tune out. So like I we mentioned. Oh, yeah, we talked about like, yeah, that's right. No, they don't immediately stop. Let's just hang out. Honestly, we said, what does this mean? Wrap it up. What does this mean? That means finish. just to hang out. Honestly, we said, what is this mean? Wrap it up. What is this mean? That means finish. We were taught we were so. The plots right here. So that was our tea cares. I hope we answered your question. Did we? I forgot with the quick little defeat thing. Yeah, you're fine. I'm just saying. You're fine. You've got to look for a good arch. You know, good ratio to second toe longer than the

first. Make sure that the, you know, the white nail polish or whatever you're feeling. If you want to put it in sand or forever for your photos, you can choose different textures. They can feel great in between your toes, you know, it's, it's whatever you prefer. And you shouldn't be ashamed of it, okay? Don't, all right? That was detailed. Yeah, most specific.

Yeah, thanks for watching. Yeah, go to tt.com, sign up for first, get $10 gift card. If you sign it for a year all at once, right now, if 30% off the store, if you order by December 13th, you can get it to your house by Christmas. This has been the RT podcast and I keep telling them to start making me host this. Oh yeah, also by this point, there will be an inside gaming shirt. I don't know if you heard how horny they are, but it is a horny t-shirt. What does it say?

It says future sub on it. It's a scriber and small font. I didn't see the scriber. It says like this big future sub. And then scriber is just like a line under it. And that's where scriber is. You'll wear it on your top loud and proud. Yeah, top.

Free top. And we'll get to use code insider, 50% off. Well, if we get the bottoms, say, rubbing future top. And then you can wear the top. I think it's future, future, or future, where it's now. Well, bottom.

Artie comes. Woo! Bye. Good bye. Woo! Stop making me host this. Hi. Could I host?

Cut. Just cut it. I think you'll be fine. Just cut it. Don't cut it. Cut the camera. Okay. Cut the camera.

We should come back. Just actually zoom in on her. We should zoom in on her. We should zoom in on her. Don't actually zooming on her. We should zoom in on her. I'm knees. Don't zoom in on her. Don't zoom in on her. Titer. I don't like that. In. Push in.

Titer. Titer. Titer. And when you push in all the way, thank you right there. Oh. Wait, why are you looking like a fuckboy? Light skin. Thanks for watching.

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