Rooster Teeth Podcast - Boogie Boogie Boogie - #351

Episode Date: November 24, 2015

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Brought to you by Linda dot com tipsy elves and trunk club three sponsors all up in there Well, no, it's for close i see here we go i'm Gus i'm Barbara hello miles and Gus last week we did something we had a practical joke that we've been planning for a long time

it finally came out before we left the old studio down south austin we, we pre-taped podcast 350 and this was probably got over a year and a half ago. It was before Michael's wedding, that's how long ago. Yes and so we pre-taped it and we thought we're just gonna act like it's November 25th, we knew when it would come out obviously, so we're just gonna pretend like it's November 2015 and play it with no context ahead of time Watching people's reactions while that was playing live was fucking hilarious. It was there was mask confusion

It was so hard not to engage and not to like This is not to say anything just let it unfold and watch them may come down like mad about it, right? Some people were convinced that we recorded it that week, pretending we were in the past, pretending we were talking about the future. I was like, that's an inception little shit. Like I never even thought about that. You know how you know that that wasn't the case

is because there's no way in hell you would let them use old cameras to record it. Yeah, also like Michael lost all his muscle messages, built a lot of messages. Yeah, and his hair's completely different. Yeah, and I didn't realize until I was rewatching it that night that Gavin wore the same outfit on that Monday that he wore when we taped that podcast.

Did he do that on purpose or does Gavin just not have a very good look? He totally did on purpose. It's commitment. And like you said, Michael wasn't married yet when we taped that. But he knew they were gonna get married. So he wore his wedding ring. He like he went and got his ring and put it on. what you do? He's like well when the episode comes out

I'm gonna have been married already so Yeah, he did that for one of the emergence to I think the the trials immersion Was the one where I was afraid I would break him before his wedding Yeah, I was like Lindsay are you sure you're okay? There's a just fucking up. That's crazy to me. We filmed that podcast before the trials immersion. Really? Yeah. We moved in here a year and a half ago.

So it'd be like two years ago. I can't believe it's only been Jesus Christ. We wanted to do it for episode 300, but by the time we thought about it, we were at 265 or something. We thought it's way too close. Like 300's not that far away. So let's just push to.

And 400 was too long. No, it was before 265 that we thought about it, whatever. It was, it was, it was, it wasn't, it wasn't very far in the future. Yeah. So we pushed it way out. Um, we wanted to, so Gavin and Bernie's obviously out of town. Gavin and Michael are not here. Um, but I do want to mention, we still do actually have Gavin's Burt bag.

Uh, we, we were going to open it tonight, but since he's not here, we'll open it next week. Wait, what? Burp? Bag? He, on podcast 350, he burped into a Ziploc bag and said, we'll open this next week and see what it smells like. So we have a bag that he burped in over a year and a half ago.

Do you think it's gonna smell like anything at all? Or do you think? I don't know. No, it's definitely what we want. It's definitely a Ziploc bag is not that airtight, right? Also, before he closed it, it probably all escaped. No, it was pretty good. I don't know. It's totally wrong. It's totally wrong. It's totally wrong. It's totally wrong. It's totally wrong. It's totally wrong.

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It's totally wrong. It's totally wrong. It's totally wrong. It's totally wrong. It's totally wrong. that's disgusting Barbara. What's wrong with you? You can't do that on command right you can't No, I can you are you saying you can fart on command? Sometimes most of the time that that's no then no prove not on command. I'm not gonna I Classy lady the whole internet knows how classy a belated that I would never do anything inappropriate internet knows how classy a belady I am that I would never do anything inappropriate or manly. I'm trying to think off the top my head how many gifts I've seen of you doing this just at least one today. Was it like your first

week in the office when we did the the football video? Yeah we did the we were playing football with a group ball that had just come out. Yeah that was a lot of fun actually. Yeah and I think was Daniel Fabella who was filming it actually and he got me doing that behind you guys. Yeah. You and Kara and Brian. Yeah. They're playing it too.

And we were on the same team. Fuck yeah, we were. And we crashed. As you do. As you do. I don't know what's going on outside. So, you know, where we are here at stage five, there's like an empty lot next door, right?

And they set up like that drive in, that people can walk up to. Yeah, yeah. Can anyone drive in that people? Can anyone drive up to? Can anyone tell me what they're playing tonight with the movies? Can you all look at it?

It's called, yeah. Well, I couldn't see it's blue starlight. I don't know if you can look it up online. Patrick's like running outside right now. But I'll go watch it for the really minute. The reason I'm asking is because, you know, before the podcast, I've a ritual. I go out, I take my poop in the bungalow, drop to doce.

I stepped out of stage fun. Wait, wait, hold on, wait. You go all the way across the parking lot to the bungalow. Yeah, we need privacy. The bungalow seems way less private than the, like, walking door. Yeah, it's like there's like paper thin walls. It's like you walk in, everybody in the bungalows sees you, go in there for like greater than 30 seconds and then you walk out. As opposed to this bathroom or it's just one big room, but it's like a bunch of

everyone there is doing shit. That is a place of business with a few paper thin walls. I'm like, no, that's the only place I go to go to. The very few times I have to use the women's restroom for that, it's been terrible. And very embarrassing. Because there's a lot of... In the, yeah, in our bathrooms outside, listen, if you're in the stall and you're sitting there,

not moving, people know what's going on. Oh yeah. Well, if you're in the bathroom, people know what's going on. Yeah, but peeing is way less embarrassing than like... Neither is embarrassing. My thing is, I don't want to lock eyes with someone who's washing a fucking hands. I don't want to look another reporting in the fucking eyes. I have them see me with my dump face.

What is your dump face? What's your dump face? I'm not showing you. There's always like other bungalow. Trying to think with my own phone. I think this is most people's dumb face. I see I'd be afraid to be I'd be afraid to be the guy at the sink Because if it's like I accidentally lock eyes, it's like you think I'm looking but no I can't break my eyes Whenever I take a piss here at the bathroom outside stage 5 I mean when I go to wash my hands. I don't at the mirror. I intentionally like it looked down right at the scene What's my eyes are just like fucking locked down? That's like a strategy for horror movies like you look up and there's gonna be a dead thing just right behind you

Yeah, why are you watching me shit? It's like a dead bird Um, you're gonna be like, why are you watching me? So when I watch out, the parking lot reeks of weed Oh, okay, I was gonna Say something but I was like maybe not somebody is smoking a lot of pot or it's like Super shitty skunk stuff. Yeah That's really funny because I was in the kitchen and carry walked in from that side and he goes were you just outside? And I'm like, yeah, he goes someone's having fun out there

I was like what are you talking about? I was like it smells like burnt food out there He says not doesn't smell like that to me and I was like well if someone's talking about? I was like, it smells like burnt food out there. He says, it doesn't smell like that to me. And I was like, well, if someone's smoking something, it's dead to shit. Yeah. I was taking a friendly shit, talking to a person in the stall next to me and Brian walked in, was like, somebody smoking weed outside.

I was like, I'm going to check that out. I see some dead shit and sure enough, somebody's smoking smoking weed outside. Do you know everything? What are they playing? Plains, trains trains and automobiles Women's competition women's competition. I think playing trains and automobiles is Tuesday night whoever told me that yeah It's like oh man Philadelphia is coming on tonight. Let's smoke. It's a sad movie. If you haven't seen it.

It's from a laugh. It's a sad movie. I finished like shit. I graduated. I was like oh sweet or I don't finish finish something. I'm gonna celebrate.'m gonna watch a movie. I've never seen before. Oh movie about Philadelphia I wonder what that's about. I'm not gonna look up anything. All right. Let's get some pizza and watch it What does that movie about Tom hangs has Spoiler shit Oh boy spoiler shit I haven't seen that much Now I can't watch it just be prepared like for the A Oh shit boy

Man while we're on the topic that's flash rap I'm gonna cry Oh my god I want to hear you describe every like sad movie plot in that exact same So he's choice in that character. I've been seen it. Oh, what's it about? I don't know so Barbara you do it then Yo, man. This woman has to choose between her children And she's like you mean I can't get rid of them both I actually have never seen it, but I mean, people know the premise of that movie. I have no idea.

I know nothing about anything that matters. You really know it's like picking between your two children? Oh, I thought we were talking about the premise of the movie. I know, I don't know. That's a stuffy choice. Okay, yeah. I know nothing of value. Like, I'm at the point now where I need to buy a car.

That is the example I've used for the the point now where I need to buy a car. That is the example I've used for the past 10 years when I describe to somebody what my nightmare scenario is. Is the day where I have to go out and buy a car. But you don't have that. What is nightmare is for about it? Just because I ask because to me, there are many nightmares fascist. Nightmarish fascist.

That's sure. Okay, so I'm spineless when it comes to talking to people in business. I'm just like, I'll be like, I want it for $5, and they'll be like, I'm thinking $10, and then I go, well, that seems fair. That's my deal. I'm going to go shade him up.

I'm just like, I also know nothing about cars, other than like, I want one with good mileage, and that one's red, so that's cool. That's like, that's my knowledge of cars. You should ask Aaron. I, is Markie like a haggler? He is just like a car expert. No shit.

I don't know anyone who knows about cars more than he does. But then I have to go up to another person and be like, hey, can you help me? I know nothing about this. And then that's a whole other conversation. No, you should have Aaron buy your car for you. I was probably, send him a doll. And then that means I need to sell my old car

and it's gonna be the exact same thing where it's like, I want this much. And then person will be like, I'm gonna give you this. And then I think myself, well, it is old. Start high, start higher than you think it's worth. And then let someone negotiate you down. All right, well, for anybody on Craigslist that wants to buy Suzuki for a million dollars,

talk to me after the podcast. Start high, just go outside and the park and a lot. Oh! Oh! Oh! So women's tennis, is that what they're watching? This is some women's sports competition. Women's tennis just sounds like really rough sex.

What? Oh! Oh, oh! Oh! Sorry, that's just, I'm gonna just drink this now. Hi! I just thought I would add one in there. That sounded like Link.

Yeah, I know. Check? Yeah! Um... It's marial. I never heard women make those noises in bed, is that a thing? Oh, I'm sorry. That's a good one.

I like it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, good for you.. This is what Brandon hears. That was it. Okay. That was a joke. My last one was sure if you're clapping or also it was the sex sound. Yeah. Yeah. I was clapping. So I feel I keep me never mentioned this and I never mean to mention it for a few weeks now and I keep forgetting. So I keep me intermenting this and I don't mean to mention it for a few weeks now and I keep forgetting. We are, it's been a housekeeping news.

We are getting rid of the M4A version of the podcast. We're going to be going to the Mp3. I think I mentioned it already. I've read the journal on the website about it before. Just Apple doesn't support enhanced audio podcasts anymore. So damn fruit. Yeah, we're using old software to put it together. So we just can't anymore. So I don't think it worked for anyone anyway. I think the LinkedIn didn't work.

It hasn't worked for like two years. So we're going back to MP3. It's the future. Do you think us? My hair looks good. That's what I'm saying. I'm staring at myself. Is that what you told me not to wear my beanies on my hair? That's what I'm staring at myself. Look, is that what he told me not to wear my beanie? So my hair looks like shit. So your hair would look really good. We got up at like four in the morning, and it was fucking cold.

So I've beanie it all day, and I'm going to rock it, and you guys are like, you should take it off. Well, it's because you'd be clashing with that classy black sweatshirt, which, by the way, OK. So I love these sweatshirts, particularly mine. My mom told my brother and I that we need to coordinate something for Christmas cards, and I'm definitely thinking a couple of these. All right, how many people did not see what's actually on his

picture? Until just internet. Where are you? And then make the sound with your hands. I get it. I'm assuming that's what that I've heard before. You fucked a reindeer yeah Do you think like I like Rudolph's nose just like goes I'm sorry. I was just what I thought about

It's too fucking early for Christmas shit. No, Thanksgiving have its time. You're wearing a Christmas. No, I know. It was getting the point where it's like, I love the sweater, but it's like just getting, just getting, just getting, just getting, just getting, just getting, just getting, just getting the point where it's like, I's why it seems like it's really not. I just got two text messages from my mother.

I was gonna say, doesn't she watch the podcast? She says maybe not. I've been followed it with law. Oh, by the way, mother, I'm so proud of you for how far you've come as a text messenger because it used to be every single LOL or GTG was in all caps.

So it just felt like shouting. I felt like I was being graded by my mother. My parents also laughing out loud. My parents have finally learned how to use emojis. And so every text message I receive from them includes emojis. My mom will sometimes only text me in emojis. What how do you get something across like that? I don't. The only one could think of is this and I don't think your mother will be sending you that Unless she was like good job look My dad ends with like half of this text messages with an ellipses like a dot dot dot and I'm constantly like I'm like I'm like I'm gonna sure if he's like trying to apply something or mad about something.

I'm so proud of Windows thing. For a while, people with Windows outlook whenever they emailed anybody with Apple Mail, it would randomly just have a G in a random place. Or a G. J, that's what it was. And to me, it was like, like, email Tourette's, because you'd be reading it, it's like, did it, did it, and all of a sudden, it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it somewhere in your email there's just a capital J for some reason. Yeah. JK. Sorry, it's out of my head. My dad sometimes does this thing where he'll text me and just say hi.

And I have to be like, what's up? And then he'll ask what he wants to ask. Oh, I have a beef. Use a bathroom. With Brandon. Oh, and the podcast. I'm not right. You see only me the one here.

I totally forgot about this until until Barbara said that Okay, my biggest pet peeve when someone text you we have internal like I am communication, right? So my biggest pet peeve with that and with texting is when someone writes hey, are you there? I do that sometimes to people yeah Fuck do you do that if you're gonna say something just fucking say it. I'm not replying to that anymore. If anyone says, are you there, I'm going to see the message eventually, just fucking say it. I'm not answering, are you there anymore? I can't think of a reason why I'd say it, but I mean, it's only, it makes sense. Like, I don't, I don't know. I'm imagining.

Why would you even, it's irrelevant. It's time-shifted communication. God, I know. I mean, because like, if you even ask that? It's irrelevant. It's time-shifted communication. God, I don't know the news. I think it's because, like, if you want to go talk to someone, you own a bother going up and, like, walking over to their desk if they're not there. Yeah, but they don't know what it is. They don't know what it is. They don't know what it is. They don't know what it is.

They don't know what it is. You know what it is? It's like, if it, if, maybe if it's like a long thing that I have to ask you or explain, it's like, it saves me the trouble if you're not there. Yeah, but, at all. I'll see it eventually in reply anyway. Or, no, but then I'll have to find, like, another way to contact you. It's like, oh, the trouble if you're not there. Yeah, but I'll see it eventually and reply anyway Or no, but then I'll have to find like another way to contact you. It's like I guess I'll text us Yeah, but you don't do that sometimes

Yeah, but sometimes most of the time it's just are you there and then know it thing else nothing else or then I'll reply Yeah, what's up and then nothing I? Yeah, I've gotten those I've got those for you. Yeah, no, it's hard for me to see like we the we moved over to a different Jack client and I I'm I rarely ever see when I have a mess. Oh, it's so easy for me to see Yeah, yeah, like it comes up red. I was talking to a brand new there's like a bounces for like a second and goes away You can figure that. I was talking to brand new day. I was like hey, did you see that really cool new camera rig that I sent you? It's like no, I was like I am did to you like a week ago. He looks like, oh yeah, there it is.

Like, yeah. I don't like it. I do not like it. I love it. I don't know. It has improved communication at this office like 10 fold. I can send so many dank memes to Barbara now. It's great.

It can. And, uh, it's got the integrated animated gift support too. It does. And that's the greatest. Yeah, I mean, that's the only reason That I use it all day Every day. I remember when the funhouse guys joined on we created like a funhouse chat and that was all we did And then gives back and forth. It was great. I talked about Madonna for some reason. It was a big talk. I don't remember that? No, God, that was Madonna talk. We're like a fucking week.

I just remember we created a group called it was like a, it was something like sweet music or something. It was supposed to be a channel where we could send each other like music that we listened to that maybe not everybody knows about. And Austin, one of our animators was really excited about it. And then he saw that you got invited and joined. And then suddenly he got this crippling anxiety. He's like, fucking God seems cool as shit. I don't wanna post something and then like,

he thinks it sucks. And then he thinks that I suck, even though we probably didn't even know. And fuck, I leave one to send anything. So then what Dustin and I started doing to try and get him to post again was, we started posting music that Austin had sent to us. And Twitter, and Twitter said, hey guys,

I don't know if you guys have heard of Tobacco but there's shit. It's pretty dope. You guys. And it carried me like wow Miles, thanks for hookings up with that. I never heard of that before. You should have told me ahead of time. Then I would do it. And they're like wow Miles, this is the greatest thing ever.

Promotion. You have such good taste. That's what you do on that gag. Okay, so speaking of this music group, I got beef here. You're a more beef fucking Wendy. So Korean barbecue. I never accepted an invite for that group. It just automatically added me. I was just in it one day. So and my beef isn't with the music group specifically. It's with Brandon Farmaheen. What? Brandon! What did I do? Brandon loves making groups to talk about something.

You do. Don't talk to me. Oh my God. Brandon leaves. You did that. You put the thing. Yes. You do that all the time. And now I can't leave that group. No, if it's like, if nobody's talking in it, then I shut it down.

No, you don't shut it down. You leave. No, it tells me I'm shutting it down I can't leave it because it doesn't exist because the creator left no, no, it ain't great. It's like deleted it It's still there. No, I'm still it's not my problem. I wouldn't buy the protocol I went and I was like no one's using it. I don't want to fill up anyone else's thing I'm gonna tell you exactly what that thread consisted of okay Brandon Farming he has invited you to join five nights at Freddy's immersion discussion

Hey guys, I made this group so we could talk about some notes. I don't even know if he said that but then it but Barbara just goes You know, you don't have to create a group in order to have a group chat, right? You can just message the both of us at the same time and it doesn't sound a little thread and then I know that was it I think that's the only thing that ever got posted. I didn't find that message from Barbara. Probably just didn't know it. I didn't know it was in that group too. No, no, no, Barbara said that. I said that the second you invited me to that group. There's no way.

Me neither. You guys, you let me call them. I was like, this is our new chat client. Fucking use it. And yet every time I go over to your desk, you're on, I chat and shit still. You guys are stuck in that group Okay, let me I'll read you I'll read you the thing

Brandon Farma he need joined immersion five-night notes So it's the five nights at Freddy's we put out you want us to join Gavin free joint Barbara Dunkelman joined Lindsey joined Gus joined Chris joined Miles joined and this was all by invitation from Brandon not by our own Yeah, we don't click accept you're just automatically put into it. Miles says yo I say you know you could great group chats now groups not necessary anymore just a heads up Gus left immersion Lindsay left immersion I can't leave the group because it says it doesn't

Nothing Brandon nothing but it was it doesn't. It's just like nothing. Nothing, Brandon. Nothing. The best is. It was like, because I wasn't posting the edits. It was for like, hey, put the edits here. Because like the way we, we like solicit like notes from stuff, it bothers me so much. It's so inefficient. So I was like, well, this makes sense. We'll make a group chat.

People can post in here and bounce ideas off one another. And then I forgot about it. Until right now. There was one that you made over the summer. I think we were working on Sizzle Reels for RTX. Sizzle Reels. And it was like a same thing. Everyone joins and Brian is like, hey I made this group so we could talk about Sizzle Reels.

It's Brian and Farming He left the group. I didn't believe it. That's it. That's not my fault. I deleted it for all of you. I'm still in there. That's not my problem. No, Brandon, listen to your rich. Stop making the fucking channels. You can make group chats now. Okay. I will do that. In my defense, I legitimately tried to delete it and I did, but just, yeah, that's actually you guys.

Thank you, Brandon. Yeah, that's like the pain of my existence. Every now and then I just go through like, all right, what am I going to leave? So pulling this back full circle. I didn't ever accept and invite to secret music group, but I don't want to leave it because I don't want to look like a dick. Look, man, because people talk about it. The Secret music is good enough for you. That's fine What I think is like people are active they talk and they're like and I'm like man The Dustin thought enough to like ask me and invite me to the group and I don't want to be the dick who's like not fuck you guys

I don't know I'm gonna tell Dustin right and like as soon as this is over He's gonna be so happy you actually care So I haven't lived the group because I don't want to hurt anybody feelings I think might be the nicest thing I've ever heard you say in the years that I've known you. Are you not able to mute a group or put off notifications or anything like that? I don't know.

Oh no, you can mute a group. Not that I've done that. I remember. Blaine didn't like like just some really dumb group that wasn't made by me. So he would intentionally join it and leave, join it and leave, join it and leave just to make a statement. My new favorite thing is that you can rename group text messages on iPhones. I've had entire conversations. So go, if you're in a group chat on your iPhone, right, you go to details. You don't see it at first, but if you then scroll to

the top, hidden, there is rename group chat. Carrie and I have had entire conversations solely through the renaming of this. Your group name. Wait does it change it for every one. So like great Carrie and I are crew because we're the Ruby crew. That's our that's our thing. There's others that I can't repeat. That's our that's our thing. There's others that I can't repeat

Change it to the name of another person that you guys know like you could you change it to some of girlfriend's name? So I'm Hey, I just renamed a group that you and I are in I You can see okay so easy isn't my in that group no Also my dad texted me high I hung out with You have a dot dot dot the end of it now he put a winky face So I hung out with two friends I had in C. I live on time this weekend. I made our I made our group our group name

Bros for life then My friend Charlie changed it to miles is a pretentious dick and then I changed it to Charlie is an asshole and then oh no No, I made it Charlie's Nassau. He said miles of pretentious dick at a 1146 it got changed to no I'm not and then it got changed to debatable subject and then it got changed to a bunch of other fucking shit Then I'm not gonna repeat but I've had entire conversations just just do just do that. It's fun. I had no idea that was there You're well, you taught me I can't find our group chat I have a lot of threads on my phone. I see I mean a lot to Barbara. I don't have every minute. I have any hand

Gucci. Oh, I broke my fingers. Are you serious? No, I don't know if it's broken or sprained or jammed or what but I have to think it feels like you think it's broken and it is not I said Patrick a picture of it. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's the middle thing. Oh, it's like a sausage. It looks like I put it under like one of those magnified tools in Photoshop, but I didn't. I'm going to help with the diddling.

Can you get over the pain of your fingers? I am a right-handed, so no it does not help. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no't put it on there fully, so it starts to tip. Hmm. So I put my phone up there and it started to fall. Oh. And I was like, no, and I tried to grab it, but instead of grabbing it, I just slammed my middle finger directly into the wall, and I dropped my phone. So it was a win-win situation.

It was a good day, Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was a great day. I can see that. I can see that. There it is. That's not too bad. And a really comfortable split. I jammed my finger playing catch with Jordan.

That's my record level of coordination. Just catching the ball. When I lived with two friends of mine a few years ago, one of them was Mike who was very athletic and then my other friend was Doyle who was not. And we came to the conclusion that he'd never played football in his life. Like he'd maybe thrown a football once or twice, didn't know how to do it. So we decided it was like the first day of spring. We're going to go out.

We're going to teach him to like have fun outside because he's a total hermit. And the first time we threw the ball in the catch it, it jammed his thumb. And he like, he was just screaming, this is why. And he never played football with him. I had to take him to like one of those like little like emergency room type places and like sit with them? You thumbs the worst yeah, it was he was just like he had perfectly just like All the time playing basketball. Yeah throughout high school. It'd be like one thing or a month at least that I would get jammed Jesus, yeah, how the fuck do you play basketball? Well, it's like when you're like getting like someone's passing you the ball

Uh-huh or you know it you're going up for a rebound or anything. It's just Or someone hits it. You just just for fun just watch videos of people hurting themselves on YouTube No, because I'm not a sadist brand What's your favorite? I have a favorite what's your favorite? Oh? It's close Brandon I have a favorite what's your Closed I definitely think the kids on the trampoline because I used to have a trampoline and there was this thing You could do called double jump. Oh hell yeah, it's when like you jump and your friends jump right before you and you take Their power Most dangerous. Yeah, you can do the greatest jump in the world. Yeah, he's genius kids

Decided to combine the double jump with a basketball So he takes a double jump he goes like above the rim and then he comes down and his leg gets caught in the hoop And then he fall down and he like snap your leg and he's hanging there Yeah, so and then they're like he like they help him down. He's like Cominetic I can't People hurting themselves is funny people breaking shit and it being very visibly broken I can't it's also fun my parents got us a trampoline when my brother and I were little kids and so that happened

I was out there bouncing one time It was like way out in the back back of the yard and I was like trying to learn how to do flips and shit. Yeah. I don't do flips anymore. Just don't do that. That's a terrible idea. Well, we used to play a game where the first person to fall up to trampoline.

And lose it. You once, it's a bunsoft. Yeah, it's fun. I did a back flip and I went just, you know that gap between the metal bar and like the whatever it is, what are you, the elastic shit? I don't even know what the fuck the trampoline part of. The trampoline part.

And there's the springs that he connected. My leg went directly through that gap and I went upside down and was by myself, so I was just like hanging there for a while just, um, eventually help game. The double bounce I was fucked up, like I did to my little brother and his, he's like, he like, need himself in the gym. Like his lower body went, but his upper body just kept going down. It was just a, oh, I can hear like that. Yeah, that's the worst.

Yeah, the teeth are clicking together. Yeah. What's your favorite, and tell us about you? I'm gonna read this and then I'll see what my favorite. Also, I have a favorite too. We need to do it. Just get to know. Yeah, every big time will be.

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But can you just pause it at his highest point? No, don't play it We won't watch the whole thing, but just look how high he get I don't know what it is like was he? Like bruises I don't give a shit like cuts. I don't give a shit fucking like fractures Compound fractures with a ball sticking out. I don't give a shit But if you see something is broken and the skin has a good that's fucking disgusting that he got some ups Did nothing so my favorite one is the German dude trying to do a cannonball into the frozen lake. Oh my god Cannonball into the frozen lake. Oh my god, I've never seen this Frozen Lake and he tries to do a cannonball to break the ice into the lake But the ice doesn't break and he just screams my

The fucking thickness from the ice gives off like a Yeah, I don't think we have audio on here. She can't hear it, but yeah, that's the great one. My mouth is so big. Glide is, I fucking rewound it. I might tell you why, it's because we might have the same one. Is it like three-second song? I'm gonna of all the little girl.

Oh no, but that's great too. Goblah is my favorite thing. Oh, that's a good one. Goblah! The original commander goes to go while holding on a leash leash it fucking goes and she goes on the fucking ground My not I'm sure he thought it was gonna be awesome and so cool and it's like no That seems like you wanted to break through he was like he was like oh sweet a fucking iced over pool

I'm gonna break through that ice and go underneath this water. It'll be tied Cool video. I'm gonna go to a lot of horrible videos of people jumping in pools. What's only one video? I'd seen that was truly disturbing. You've tapped me off because you find a most disturbing shit really amusing. Yes. Gus and I, like, on a first day, we exchanged, like, some pretty disturbing,

but it's still the first date. That is that date. On his first day, out. So, I've heard it again. Do you know what tub girl is? I've heard it again. Close. Are you into that?

It was this kid, and I guess he was skateboarding because a ton of the videos when kids break out of skateboarding and he falls and he like lands on his arm and he pulls it up and it's just like fractures. Like you see like you see like it's like a cartoon where it's like a little like you know. Just go like down like a like a like a smiley face and he just says oh my arm is broken that's it yeah he doesn't scream he's just kind of like hey guys look at this and like that to me was terrifying that's just weird yeah that pain if you're in that much shock yeah it's a common thing what's your face what yeah yeah mine is from it's a pretty old one like it was one of the first like viral

internet videos I could remember it's the grape squashing one Oh, it's a great the lady squashing She gets winded from pulling directly on her stomach I guess it's like something out of the exercise And they cut back to the newscasters and like the studio the newscasters in like the studio. Oh wow. So we've got a check on her. Can I say that's one of the things I think I hate the most in this world. My number one pet peeve are people that leave their fucking shopping carts just in the middle of the god damn parking lot.

I want to be a human. I want to just hurt you. It's probably because I worked at a grocery store for a while. But the second thing is just like fake anchor person talk. Oh wow, yeah, I, golly, that is just, mmm, the business, it's like, the business. I hate it, I hate it.

So, I guess I can talk about this. We, it's just related to that. I just wanted to. Here's a go, you know, we did a podcast on location from when we were filming in Merchant in Atlanta. We did it from the racetrack. Before we settle on that location, since I knew we're going to be in Atlanta, we researched tons of different locations that we might conceivably do the podcast from. Ultimately, we had to do it from the

racetrack just because logistically we couldn't. It was kind of far from Atlanta itself and we just couldn't work out how the logistics But two of the places we looked at we thought about doing was the CDC building which is like in the walking dead season one like where they go to We did a text out there too. We actually went in front of it And then the other location that we looked at was where the woman fell Doing the grapes stomping like we found where it was. It was like how great would it be if we did the podcast right where she fell. Like we didn't know it yet.

We had it marked like right here is where internet. You just see the outline of her body. I mean, we didn't say she's still there to this day. I mean, we just like the ground saddened on the floor. I mean, yeah, we absolutely would have had to squash some grapes Have you guys ever fell and got winded to the others? It's so cool video. Oh, bitch cheated

Bitch decide trying again some extra stomps karma. Yeah, she deserves every breath she lost Have you ever fallen and gotten went super winded? Oh, yeah, you can't talk right? It's awful. That's one of the worst feelings in the world. If you're like suffocating. Yeah. Did I tell you when I almost played football? No. It's just as bad as you imagine.

I was in a, well, do you know what we sort of talked about this? Remember when I got accidentally placed into a special learning. Yeah. You remember that? It was the same thing where I I Got because of that they moved me from that class into the athletics class Which is because I thought you were a true people that played no because they had nowhere else to put me

It's where like the actual athletes do PE and they did a football training Where like for like before before school wrap for the summer and we went on to high school They were like all right We're gonna get you guys ready so you can try out for church old high school football and I was like that's cute And one of the drills that they had us do was learning how to like I guess like beyond the line of the defense line and You had you had to you had to take a hit Then the person that was defending would go and do like another part of whatever the fucking relay thing was and then you would have to take a hit and I gave a hit I felt really good about it

I ran real hard and hit the guy really tough and it was great and then it was my turn and This dude fucking Brandon mother fucking Gonzalez the biggest mother fucker in our class is like, is his turn to hit me? And I remember, I remember the myself, all right Miles, you got this. Just remember, lock your legs. I'm like, that's definitely how you do it. You don't want to give an inch. Because I remember the coaches were just like, don't let them have an inch. So I locked my legs and he knocked me off my feet. I flew back and I hit the back of my head against the basketball floor. And it was that thing where there's like like coach Dunny wanders over, it's like, Luna, you alright? It was, it was really bad.

I did not go on. I did not. I didn't make varsity. I had to pro athlete now. Not at all. Take me to AV club. Just give me a win to you on the way. I didn't make varsity not at all take me to a big club Give me a wedgie on the way

Which is everything Absolutely, I was just called fat. I don't think I'd be that physically hurt Now the worst was like I've had my share of wedgies No, I'm sure no one's surprised by that the worst was like when you would see someone else get wedged and like so hard that their underwear would rip. Can I ask you to get rid of it? Can I ask you this? I feel like everybody has suffered from a wedgie. But normally in the real world,

it's like a friend of yours did it to you like, ah, I'm like I got to, has anybody like on TV, it's like the bully like literally this dude that is antagonizing you We'll give you a fucking wedgie like was it a fucking bully or is that your friend holy shit, man? This is also old. Oh, yeah, was it a guy bully a girl bully? He was a girl bully. She might have just been asking for attention Yeah, pulling my pigtails What like shit?

Wasn't it blamed that it got bullied by a girl? It was weird. Girls can be fucking bullied by a girl. No, I know, but I think it was Blaine saying he got bullied by a girl in elementary school. It was some guy who works at our company. Sounds about right. Sometimes that means that they like you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a pigtail pulling thing.

I don't know if it's what... Is this girl and she's kind of mean like that? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a pig tail pulling thing. Like, I don't know if it's what like, was this girl and she was like kind of mean like that? And I didn't know why and then I finally understood why and people were telling and I was like, I guess that's what you do. Like, girls be mean to you and that means they like you and obviously guys just be mean right back.

So, that is the real world. Is that how this concept of like the first brand? I saw her in the hall and I said something like, she's like, oh, well, I guess you have this class later, I'm like, yeah. And thank God you're not in it. And then I turned around and I'm walking away. I'm like totally nailed at Brandon. And then?

And I never thought could be. But it's accomplished how these you weren't getting bullied anymore. Yeah, oh no, she hit me afterwards. Yeah It's weird when you think back to stuff like that as a kid that you're just like if only I fucking knew Yeah, it's like man. I really don't understand women back then and then it's like I Still don't yeah, I feel like a woman. I think they're yeah, but I still don't understand. I know what's going on. Well, like, there's thing it's been happening recently. So sometimes I like multitask and follow up. You're not listening to me. And then I will recite what she said word to word for like the

last 90 seconds. And I would think by doing that you're obviously listening to me but she is never impressed Brandon there's a difference between hearing someone and listening to them but it sounds like you were doing both so keep it up just keep it up yeah and I would be like I would describe how she felt when she said these things it's a difference between listening and caring is that what I think you were going for said these things. It's a difference between listening and caring. Is that what I think you were going for? You're listening just in care, it sounds like.

Oh, is that what that is? When you're talking to someone, get it. Okay. And they're not paying attention. It's kind of just heartening. Like if I'm talking to you and you're just like, whatever. What am I doing?

What is this? Like on your phone or something? Yeah, yeah. Looking at Tinder or something. That's got it. Exactly. That was having a thumb war Serpent for babes

So people are saying that I don't know if this is true But people on Twitter are responding that the capital J It's like it's a translation thing for the male clients and then an outlook it's actually a smiley face. Yeah. Oh really But I swear I've seen it like in weird places That doesn't make sense Well then that person I've seen it like in weird places. We that doesn't make Well, then that person's writing smiley faces in weird places I seen a lot from like it was like mostly like Someone or some people from Microsoft that kept coming up. Yeah, I mean does anybody else use out look?

Yeah So it's just like what's wrong with everyone? But oh that makes sense then I think I think I think you day I think just about I'm not supposed to just like, why? What's wrong with everyone? But, oh, that makes sense, then. Jay. I think you, I think just about all of us can look back on like when we were younger and you feel you'd like cringe at all the stupid decisions that you made.

Like this morning. Just like this morning. But think about it this way. A little younger. Think about it this way. If a year from now, you think back to this exact moment and think, I knew exactly what I was doing, you have not grown as a person. This is true. So, you know, whenever you think back to this exact moment and think, I knew exactly what I was doing. You have not grown as a person.

This is true. So, you know, whenever you think back to something embarrassing and you're like, God, I can't believe I was that dumb, take the time to appreciate that you're not that dumb anymore. You're slightly smarter. I did see a photo of me from the eighth grade where I'm wearing an all-beige valour suit.

That sounds awesome. Do you want to have this picture? What is a valour suit? Like one of those jump suits. Like, you know those like... know those like show like immersion ones. No, it looks like like a track suit I could track suit like pants and zip up hoodie, but it's like valour So it's like that like soft material Oh, but imagine that on me being the white shade that I am in beige I call this like off white. I call this what the fuck?

Yeah, I default. I was rocking the the gene jacket tied around my waist. Nice. I had a spiky hair with highlights. Some plaques. I like striped green. Blond green. Yeah, it was blonde. I remember because my body is like, dude, you want to do highlights and I remember being like what's that? Cuz it sounded like a drug Wow, sorry now I'm just imagining the what's different between these pictures I'm really old, but he was just like He was like what's highlights? He goes, oh man, it like makes your hair gold like Goku and I was like that sounds awesome Let's do it. So we just fucking did it because he had some at his house and then he failed tell me it's like this doesn't come out

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So I've talked, I've told more than a few stories about my fiance's dad and family. Gus, they were in town recently and you met him. Yeah. Right? Big guy. Yeah. You guys, you know, it's like a crowd. He wasn't like crazy big or anything. I was the way you described it. I just picture you like a fucking sass watch. Like this.

Oh, but he's like, I mean, he's like not only like, he's like tall, but he's like, you know fat. Yeah But you know you had described him like this that had this grand vision of like Paul Bunyan Yeah, like someone 10 feet tall. Did I ruin it? Yeah, I mean it was like oh you're not scary at all Oh, he's nice. Yeah, but yeah, okay. I would not order him a more low or whatever No, I ordered the Moscato. They came in. The Moscato dessert. Oh, well the Moscato dessert glass.

And then when he was gonna offer me wine, I was eating milk and cookies. Did you ever, did you ever like, data girl that you had like the stereotypical like most horrifying father interaction ever? Like that's a thing that's like played up a lot in like TV and movies and stuff.

Like you meet the dad and the dad just like, if you touch my daughter, I'll skin you. And you're like, I just wanna take it a problem. Like anybody. Yeah, no. I dated a girl in high school. Look at me, no but no father was afraid of me. You're just like, I'm gonna ride.

Don't you dare to touch us. Oh, you're not. She's fine. Are you pranking that nice boy out there? Yeah. I did it a girl in high school. I'm still not 100% sure his exact profession. But apparently he worked for the government.

Used to be in the military. And as she would always say, just like, has done some things. Oh, geez. And this dude, whenever I came home, was like just like, it some things. Oh geez. And this dude whenever I came home was like, just like it was just booze and the television and like he never talked. Like it was a pretty sad dude to be, if I'm gonna be completely honest.

He's got like a thousand yards there. Like he's not even, the TV's on, but he's not even really watching it. That is exactly what this guy was. Like this dude, I didn't even know, but I was just thank God that like he never spoke to me and then one day I got there and she was still getting ready to go and He got up from the chair and I was like chillin in the in the in the kitchen just like waiting

I think we're gonna see like a movie or something and he just like walked over and was like he ever seen a gun before Oh, come on. It's like what and At that point he just kind of like Gestured over to one part of the kitchen. I wasn't paying particular attention to. And there's just like a fucking handgun just chilling there. And I was like, yeah, I've seen him. He's like, you have a shot one.

I was like, no, not really. He was hoping to have two. And then like, I don't know. I swear this guy must have been putting on a fucking act. But like, he just kind of gave me the stare. And I was like, I hope so too. And then he just kind of like nodded, grabbed a glass, filled it up and then just went back to the TV.

I've never gone to Frater. I've never heard of it. Yeah, no, it's just chilling on the counter next to the fucking cookie jar. It was, if I needed for a recipe, if I could have a flower, it's to the sugar. Was that your first and only interaction with him?

A few other times after that, he would like get up like when we went to Like we went to like home coming together He put on a shirt taste man flesh before he keeps going up and up It's fucking apparently I remember the crazy thing she was like yeah, he's fought in secret wars I was thinking of like the Marvel's His name's Nicholas Nicholas Fury No, I think I mean that sounds like he was he had problems or whatever Yeah, man like you know I went over like he had a shotgun shell and he wrote my name on it and put it on like

Dad going on. I'm gonna fuck with this. Yeah, that's just like yeah, that's like bullshit I don't know if I ever have a daughter I'm gonna be an asshole to anybody that tries to date her like that's just cuz I can what kind of character you gonna go with You're gonna fight in secret or You're gonna fight in secret or I Don't know I think I'll probably go I'll probably go like the really nice route I'll be like you know like chat. Hey good so good to finally meet you. Yeah, no come on in come on Oh, you do this. Oh, you know really strike it up and like be super super nice the whole time and then like right before they're about to leave Like oh man, you kids have a great night. If you touch one fucking hair on my daughter,

I will end you. Anyways, yeah, have a great one. Enjoy Shrek 14, like, then that'll be it. You should play twins. Wait, what? Like, have yourself be yourself and your twin brother? Yeah, like walk out of the room. Look out of the room, like take a sweater off.

The miss your hair, go one back in. It is fun to see how many times you can make any of these revolutions you can make. You should do a different accent every time you make them. See, I feel like, maybe I'm like an old dad, you know, I don't know when you have kids and, you know, fast forward, 15, 16, oh, I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is.

I would love to be Clint Eastwood from the Get Off My Lawn Movie. Grasic Reno? Racist? Not that part. Subtract the racism. Damn hot. Which is like, just like, weird old and just waiting like, get off my daughter. Or something like that.

Winning order. So your story about that dad who was just quiet the whole time reminded me of something? What's up? Aaron and I were over at Matt and Anis house having dinner the other day. And I don't know if Matt wants me to tell the story because... Tell it. Well, we're already here. But we are. I've already started. So you guys know Patrick Schmidt?

Uh, live action, Redhead? No, this is a graphic designer who works for John. He's in the book, okay. Or with John. One of the two. He's fairly new within the last five or six months, I would say, maybe even less. And he's really quite a kid. He does really good work.

He's kind of always to himself. And Matt told us while we were at dinner that he didn't introduce himself to Patrick when he first started, even though he sits right outside his office And he said at this point I'm just seeing how long I could go without ever talking to him I know that exact exact feeling and I'm just thinking like this poor Patrick kid is probably thinking like oh man like Why won't Maddiver like acknowledge me or like say hello to me? Am I doing something wrong? Why does he have to do the same thing at that point?

He has that same thing happened with me and Lindsay when Lindsay started. Yep, there was that and then like we had a bunch of 2D animators and because I don't work that closely with the 2D team at the time, I was like, oh shit, I'd never met. I'm sure it'll come up at some point and then it hasn't and now I'm like taking part in 2D meetings every morning and I'm like like that's a great idea dude. Like I'm definitely going to Jordan it's like what's it okay so there's Jordan there's the second Jordan there's James there's John there's ESA okay all right I got it now but like I had to like like go through like slack slack was great I was like okay I know

it starts with the J. No it doesn't look like any of those right maybe it was a G slack health yeah no man is just like seeing how long he'd go without doing it's right. Maybe it was a G slack health. Yeah, no Man is just like seeing how long he'd go without doing it purposefully. Do you think? Have you passed that point in your life? This sounds this sounds It's not really really douchey, but it's the truth It's like you've hit the point where you kind of feel I Have enough friends. Oh, yeah, like at point, meeting a new person and wanting to be, even if you really want to be friends with them,

it's like, fuck, man, I work so often and like, I only have so much time that I can give to all these other friends that I love and care about. Fuck, we're gonna find time for this new friend. Like, it's a really... Don't you have time for your current friends? Yeah, that's exactly, like, it's hard. Like you and I have been wanting to hang out forever. About six months ago, we were like, dude, let's do something this friends. Yeah, that's exactly like it's hard. Like you and I have been wanting to hang out forever.

About six months ago, we were like, dude, let's do something this weekend. Yeah. And wait, I held my hand on the bargain, I'm here now. You're gonna run out and hang out. So what, there's some cameras that people watching, I'm gonna remember. That's my exact point.

And it's like exhausting to start the whole process. It's hard, man. There's so much baggage that comes with people. I just, I don't think man. I cannot think of a better quote to suit you guys. I just don't want to deal with it. I shrunk. It's like, I come here, I hang out with everyone here at work,

then I go home and I don't see anybody. I see my wife and my dogs and that's it. That is the most I'm willing to put up. That was the dream. Remember when I was freaking out about how I made a friend with my neighbor, I was like, oh, this is the first friend I've ever made outside of work? Because that shit's hard. Like he tells me he's like,

hey man, I haven't seen you a while. And I'm just like, I know, I'm sorry, I'm doing 18 things and trying to let my other friends know that I'm not dead. Yeah. Like it's weird, man. Because it's like slapping me in the stomach. It is hard.

I don't know if this is like right for everyone, but as a girl, it's hard to make friends with other girls. That you don't like work with. That's what everyone, but as a girl it's hard to make friends with other girls That you don't like work with that's what I've heard Yeah, it's just like people in general socially from what I've and tell me if I'm off here Okay, but like just from what I've witnessed like girls have this like extra like competitive thing going on frequently It seems yeah, is that a thing what is that what is that girl's playing that? Why I don't know But it works to your advantage if you're in sports. Tell you that.

Also, it like playing basketball, growing up, it was vicious. Like when you're playing girls basketball, like, fuck it. Like every fucking girl on every team is a bitch. You were on a team just to know. I was a bitch. Okay, as long as you admit it, there you go. But it's just like, God, you didn't want to shake hands with anybody. And it was never like good sportsmanship.

It was so weird. Fuck it. What do you think that, what do you think it is that causes that fierce competitiveness? I don't know. Or the lack thereof, I guess, in dudes. I don't know. Just in general? In general, it seems, I mean, again, tell me if I'm off here, but like every, every girl that I've known, almost every girl in,

and maybe this is just the crowd that I hang out with, they're just like, it's hard to hang out with other girls. Like, I don't know. I don't know. I like hanging out with other girls. Yeah. I, but I'm, I'm such an awkward person that sometimes I come off as being just like,

not friendly. I told you that's how I felt about Christa Miri is the first time I met him, right? Yeah. Well, Christa well Chris is a fucking psychopath That's a real talk here Chris to me. It has something about him There's something but I and it's what I this is what I love about Chris the first time that Chris It's yeah, I thought he was a douche because he didn't say anything to me and it wasn't until years later when I met him again

Where I realized always just kind of the quiet guy like Like, he's just a little awkward here and there. How many bodies do you think he has in his freezer? So, six. Okay, I'm curious to go here where you're going with this. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's like, I was at a party with Chris one time and like, I just was standing next to him and then he just said something along like, like, I don't know what it was, but it was like, how many people do you think like, such and such could kill before like somebody

like noticed it? And to me, that was the greatest thing ever because it's like, I know where he's come from where it's like, you're at a really big social event and like everything is just like, ah, so you just kind of decide you're like, you know what, I'm going to tune out for just a little bit and just think about what other fuck or like, if you've ever been to a party and you become best friends with the animals there instead of actually talking to other people or like, you go to to like another if it's a horrible dog or you go to like another like a big family gathering for something and like the like there's little kids

there and you're like oh this kid's cool we like Batman I'm gonna talk to this kid about Batman for a little while and it's like oh I should probably talk to the owner I always prefer talking to animals or children diddo other than other adults yeah I just felt so awkward as a kid but it was just like and to this day I don't know, there's something great, there's something I fucking love about Christa Meris and that he's just on this like other plane of existence where he's always kind of thinking about something that everybody's probably thought about in the back of his mind, but he grabs it and pulls it to the front. So I have a

funny Christa Meris story. Oh please. This is actually just last night. I think it's here with Sunday, right? So it was Zach Anders birthday recently. And I guess Chris took it upon himself to organize a small birthday dinner for him Which he planned for Sunday night. So Saturday He sends out an email to a few of us and says hey We're gonna do dinner for Zach's birthday tomorrow night at so-and-so restaurant 6.20 p.m. Let me know if if you're in and so I'm thinking 6.20 pretty specific time He must have made it was probably a reservation. Yeah, I know that makes sense We're on our way there and Aaron says he gets a message from Chris that says hey when you get there Could you get a table for eight? Oh? I'm sorry.

We went to like a very popular restaurant. And I go, I mean, did you mean he wants us to get our table of eight? When we get there, he goes, he just said, get a table of eight. Did not make a reservation. So we get there and they're like, it's going to be about 45 minutes to an hour. The most amazing. We're like, cool, because there's no place to wait inside, and it's's 45 degrees outside the most amazing part of that story to me is that Aaron got a message No, of course not he has a Google whatever that messaging system

What's app and he has what you have so much power now. Make him convert. Here's what I don't understand. I text Chris of my birthday. And I know Aaron, I know you're watching this. You have WhatsApp, you have Google stuff, you have email, you have all these various forms of messaging that all these people message you on. So it's like a problem for you. It have to find where people message you. Just get text messaging and everyone will be in one spot. It'll be convenient for you.

I can text you dank me. Aaron, we can have group chats and I'll name whatever you want. I'll let you name them all. Why not? That's nice. Throwing it out there. That's a bargain. I take you up on that. You want to answer?

Let's talk. We can have a group chat with you, me and Aaron. Oh, I would love that. That would be great. Aaron can name it. Yeah. If he shows up, we're saving you a spot. It's convenient. He was like he was tweet. He was tweeting at you earlier. I know I thought you shouldn't tell dinner stories Yeah, you broke the code. I broke the code the broke it. Yeah, fuck. I'm in dinner Jesus Christ someone's commenting that about our sweaters saying that Christmas is after Thanksgiving

We already covered I was very passionate in this discussion, but Thanksgiving is late this year. Also, I don't know if you know this Black Friday is this Friday Is not when everyone does their Christmas shopping? Well, it's when it's when it's when it's when tree right like that Friday morning. It's when Humanity resorts back to its primal instincts and people are trampled. It's like watching those prices Yeah, like cavemen go to war. It's over like plasma TVs. It's the weirdest juxtaposition of like old like basal mentality and Like Anybody would do that willingly look I look at that and I'm just like nope. I mean people I'm not gonna get involved in that people die

Yeah, no fucking What what about that is appealing like sure you'll get 50% off 20% off something Then like here's the fucked up thing too is once it became such like like horrible is there some people that are like dude Dude, dude, dude. Do you want to fucking make a black Friday run? It'll be so intense right like people just like Oh, dude, let's fucking do that. And bro's like, ah bro, fuck yeah, but I'm gonna let it go. So song like they get hyped up about it. It's like, bro.

It's like, it's an exorcise. Fuck it, exactly. People like, oh, you want to do the mud run? Oh, it'll be crazy. Now it's like, do you want to go to Walmart at fucking two in the morning on Friday? Bro. We're like riding with the bulls.

I just think they have the same sales Cyber Monday now, but also even black Friday they have like Put some exact same things on sale like sit at home in your underwear eating Cheetos and buy a TV I'll eat Fritos or Reedos man. I actually cheese Fritos. My wife was getting mad at me the other day because hey, take it back. So when I play, I love chili cheese fritos, it's a free one for you. Oh, is this gonna be that, I think I know where it is going. I like them, but the problem with them is they're like covered in like that chili cheese powder.

That's what I'm gonna look at the definition of that. That's called something. When I'm playing like Xbox, it's like I don't want my hands to get all fucked up and dirty, and then I don't want to get my controller dirty. So I end up pouring the bag of chips into my mouth and Esther always gets so fucking mad at me. She says it's gross and I'm breathing on all the chips. It's it's it's it's hygienic. It's like the cleanest way like I'm just pouring it in. It's not like this backwash. Yeah, that does look at it. It's crazy. It's a It's crazy. It's called something I can't just call it. I don't want to get that schmutz all over my fingers. Nice. Muts. Gus Michael of

Just don't I think that means penis Schmickle look at his little Schmackle. Oh, man. What a big Schmackle though Look at that Shrek like choking the death doing that. I'm not I'm not a fucking baby It's called no, but it's like you're like all right I won a two and then all of a sudden they just like Yeah, I wouldn't choke it would just fall over my face and make a mess. No, but if it like, oh, I'm not 10 years old. I'm not a fucking baby.

It can happen. That's my biggest fear. Oh, that is your biggest fear. Your death is like dying in a way where it's like a front page post on Reddit of like the dumbest way somebody could die like a Darwin award. Yeah. Where are you going to? First off that powder is called Cheetle

TLE Cheetle. No, that sounds like kettle. You don't want that cheetle all over your C-H-T-E TLE, okay, you don't want that cheetle on your Xbox. It's like characters. Yeah, it is easy like Iron Man sidekick Oh, got it. Oh right. My wife is an o-actress. Yeah. I don't know how to fight that is. Um, I always forget. The black guy. God. Very good. There you go. Nice. He's Nick Fury too, right? Um, one guy in the, in the studio. Oh, there we go. Wait, I said you're laughing. Yeah. Um, just laughing. Just kidding. Fuck, cheat a little. What the fuck were we talking about? Oh, yeah, the thought of like the worst way of being found dead. Yeah, definitely either taking a shit or masturbating, right?

A lot of us say, yeah, I was, you know, fat Elvis. How he does. Yeah, fat and Elvis. Oh, the toilet. Yeah. Yes, of that. Michael is the Udish term for penis. I knew it.

Yeah. Yes, Schmeckle. Thanks for meeting Lelani on Twitter for some mentors. You remember one of the most addictive shows, A Thousand Ways to Die? Have you seen it? I've never seen a show. I don't even know how much of it was real, but they do reenactments, super cheesy reenactments of really dumb way These people have died and then they have these like graphic artists that create like really dumb like

Like skeletons showing you like a giant, you know ride And it's just like that it's just like dark humor and it's just like I can't stop watching just dark in your bad person humor and it's just like I can't stop watching. I think that's just dark and you're a bad person. No, I can't be doubting that. When, again, I'm really old. This is like the recurring theme for this podcast. When I was young, I remember like a friend of mine had a faces of death VHS tape, which like back in the day,

it was basically just like supposedly footage of people dying in awful ways. That's just like- E-bombs world, got it. Yeah, right. And it was like, it was like one of the most shocking things in the world. I think he showed it to me when I was like,

I don't know, like 10. Oh my god. Yeah, like at a sleepover and it was like, watching people die. What was it, it's just like, absolutely horrifying. What's the one- Really? I don't know if it's going to get too dark,

but what's the one that stays with you? The dude getting in biologators. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Ooh. But what's the one that stays with you the dude getting in bioligators? Oh Fuck yeah To this day it's been decades and I'm still like man like I got eaten No Do the kid who like got out of a moving car? Oh, and he like opens the door No, and then you immediately see like a parked car like

Kind of like There's some there's things Thank you for all the I believe it doesn't exist unfortunately. There's some things that I You just can't take back man. Yeah, the alligator is there's a fight like we should yeah I mean they're super dark there's a bunch of you know, fucked and of course now the internet You see that shit all the time like 50 red at 50 50 like like so many terrible There's a separate it called watch people died. Yeah, that's I can't see that shit Aaron would go to like Aaron's Echo would just go through the what the fuck subred all the time I'd be like what are you looking at and she'd be like this like oh my fuck why yeah, yeah weird instinct that like

You want to look at it, but you don't want to look at it, but you do. I have that with bad smells. Like I'll be like, I have I got a ziplock back for you. No! No! Karen, I do that. Like it'll be like, oh man, this is really gross.

This was, so one of the first time we're running Ruby Vod on. Oh no. No, I don't think you have. He was like, oh, I'm sorry, I just took my feet off my feet stink and I was like, no, dude, I have like the worst feet ever. And he goes, dude, my feet smell like malt vinegar when they're like really bad. I go, dude, my sweet, my feet smell like malt vinegar when they like really bad. Did you guys love them together? No, no.

He was like, no, they fucking don't. I was like, dude, smell my socks. He's like, ah, and then he was like, oh, fuck it does. I was like, let me smell like, it does. Oh, dude, it does. That's so fucking gross. Anyway, we should probably get to work. I did not need to know that detail. I don't know. There's something like, it's just like, oh, there smells awful. Come here. Come here. There's, I don't know. Maybe? No. I'm fucking weird, okay.

When we were at the puzzle room, Esther was doing this thing with smells. Oh, yeah. It was like, it was rotten egg or something? Uh, something like that. Oh, no, it was, um, it wasn't rotten egg, it was like foul. It was just able to something like that. Yeah. And, uh, she's like smell it.

And I was like about god What is that? It's like you have to get somebody else to experience it What is the fucking what is it the ring? Oh? When you want to show someone yeah, it's like you have to have someone else watch it or you'll die in seven days Oh, is that all what you pass it? It's like it follows. Yeah, you have to pass it I was like you like someone else has it or you'll die in seven days. Oh, is that how it's like it follows? Yeah, you have to pass it on. And I was like, you like someone else has to like experience this. That's the mean thing to do. I feel like there was a period in time, like right when the ring came out, there was a

period time where Japan was making like all these crazy horror movies. They were then getting adapted and then remade and made shit here in the US. Yeah. Like there was a cell phone killer one, shit here in the US. Yeah, like Yellow one like the house or something God that was the ghost house no the grudge the grudge you on the grudge Yeah, so the worst part about the grudge was and you shat Jeff about this at the time I was living in an apartment off of Enfield and I had like an attic and a crawl space and everything that was lead out just like the movie like it Look like they could have filmed those scenes in my apartment and then like after the movie came out and Jack came over what time

It was like he was like looking like I can't come here anymore Your apartment's terrifying this looks just like the grudge Have you ever played the game called the park? No, no, I heard of played the game called the park? No, no. Have you ever played the game called the park? No, no. Have you ever played the game called the park? No, no.

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I think she just came out of like an insane asylum. Oh, that's nice But her kid like runs into the park and she like has to chase him down and it's like All of a sudden it's nighttime and it's it was the scariest game. I've ever played Scary than PT actually. Yeah, only because. Bold claim. That was, dude. PT fucked me for a month.

Yeah, I got addicted to it too. Like I couldn't stop. That game's so scary. Did we talk about the first night we played that? Did we ever talk about that? I think you did. It was like in animation, it was like it's free in the morning. It was so, so yeah, so the way that they introduced PT

I thought was fascinating. They had the Sony press conference. Uh, they're, you know, talking on charted for on this all that. And the end of the press conference to go, oh, also, there's a horror teaser called PT. It's available now for download. And that was that I saw it on Reddit. I told carry I was like, Hey, man, you just got a PS4.

You've got it here at the office. We're going to be working late tonight. You should download this thing while we work, and we'll play it tonight. And, well, yeah, that sounds cool. So, 11 o'clock rolls around, we started playing it. We played that game until 4.30 in the morning, and like the entire animation apartment, which is like huge. At that time, everybody had stopped working,

crowded around the monitor in the parlor. All lights were off. I remember dustin' it. Who is controlling it? We kept taking turns, we called it a hot seat, because we because we couldn't like we would have to switch out as myself carry Paco We're like the three I remember the most and I remember we that was when we had the honey wagon to That's how he goes if any all motherfuckers mess with me. I will beat the shit

I'm not joking and I went out at one point and I forgot my key card or something So I had to walk through that really dark alley between the air conditioning machine That was I sprinted through that. Yeah, I I I didn't want to go home because I knew I wouldn't be able to fall asleep So I was like I'll just work. I'll get my second window be fine I fell asleep in my desk woke up at 5.30 gave up drove home. We just got in Watson And I was like thank god I have a dog I Turn on all the lights right at home. I took the Watson out of the cage I was like Aaron you're not gonna wake up and kill me right okay?

I just eat she's like what the fuck I was I'm sorry go about you're fine. You're fine. That game Fuck my shit up dude. I've never been more affected by something guys playing it. I think like we all kind of did like, let's play this. It was Chris and I, and then I think Barbara and Gus. Me and Gus did a run through. Have you ever seen the hue bulbs? The hue light bulbs? Yep. There's a setting on a third party app where like, you start it, and it's just like the slow, pulsating red light

light you see in the game. And if that was synced up, and I wouldn't know, like I just knew like, oh yeah, my lights were spun in the game, and that started, I I would like I would end yeah like I would I would shut down but like I got addicted to that game I kept playing it because I couldn't win there's something obviously the fact that the whole Konami thing went down the game got canceled we got removed obviously that sucks it sucks that you can't go and read down with this game I was pissed I didn't have it on my hard drive

Oh, I can't get it back and this was like as much as I hate it. I fucking love PT I have huge love it's like for horror games. It's also really well made. It's amazing It was amazing and like when you think about it to it was just supposed to be this demo So they can't put a ton of time into it. They reuse the same set from an like a fucking economical standpoint It's fucking genius. Yeah, but What I think is kind of cool now though is that this game doesn't exist anymore like you can't get this game On certain it's like the fucking ring tape did it only exists on a few hard drives and if you have it like did it So you got taken away and did it ever exist?

Yeah, we have video evidence you ever make your mom play it My fucking mom scared the shit out of us I I I visited home one time with a few friends when we were playing it and My mom went outside and threw a rock at the window while we were playing And stay the shit out of mom is a troll. She's a super troll. I was trying to impress Mrs. Luna Yeah, you're okay I got Paula to like try playing it and I just wanted her to play up to the point where like the ghosts or like you know The ghosts come out and get you and like it was taking forever You can't throw the controller she can't be no no, and I finally like promised her dance classes

If she would keep playing it just because I wanted to get to that moment What kind of dance classes did you take? I don't know we haven't done it yet I We never got to that point you Yeah, I just like jump out of like corners We have this great thing now. We're like the bathroom. We have a bathroom with his two doors Like there's a door into the bedroom

and a door into the living room. So I'll like go into the bedroom and like call her and then like as she's on the way, I'll like run through the bathroom and then go behind her as you enter the bathroom. You're such an asshole. I'm like believe it. It's a bookie, bookie, bookie.

It's like you're scaring her four year old. Does it work? Yes, it gets really scared. It's sometimes she're scaring her for your old. Does it work? And sometimes she knows it's coming. Oh shit. That's gonna be our thumbnail for this week. Boogie Boogie, Parky Podcast, 351, Boogie Boogie Boogie. Tom Hanks says, It's crazy Brandon a really sad picture of Tom Hanks. It's like he was on the podcast. Hey, I gotta read this thing.

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I was having. Oh, good. That's very quiet. So Barbara was laughing at me earlier because I was just having a bad fucking day. Yeah, I've had a bad couple of days in a row. I had a bad couple of days last week. I had a bad day. It was like technical problems, which is the worst fucking thing in the world. I was working, I was making some stuff in Photoshop earlier and I'm terrible at Photoshop.

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Like, mother fucker. You save? Nope. Oh, God. No saving. Command ass, control ass. What are you doing? 30 minutes.

It's like, it'll be real fast. 30 minutes, I'll be done. Nope, just gone. No. Then later, I. No, just gone. No. Then later I was typing up an email. I spent about it. It was a complicated email with tons of URLs. It took about 15 minutes in. And then my mail program just disappeared. That's not the end of the world, right? It'll be in my drafts. Nope. Drafts was empty. Nothing in there. Maybe you losing your mind. I maybe these things didn't actually exist I just started banging my mouse into my desk

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But then those little fucking things keep happening, like our fucking messaging system today was being an asshole. It wouldn't connect, so then I closed it, but then it kept reopening itself and trying to be like, no, I can connect, let me do it. And the shit just builds up, and then you have a bad day. That's all it is, man.

It keeps creating random groups and inviting everyone to it. It's weird how that happens. Now that I think about, I think mine probably did that. Somehow I think it's brain and spelt that crap. Little things like that happen. That's why little good things are good. No, I know what you're saying though. It's like not today.

Not today. Why? For me, it's just stuff in the real world when I have to use my hands like dropping shit like You know like I'm the ultimate like I don't I cannot hammer stuff like that to me It just epitomizes my abilities with this being clumsy and it's always stuff like that that'll pop up And it's just like I don't understand why I this has to happen today the worst thing I think one of the most disheartening moments

of my young life Was spending a whole lot of time Making a really nice meal Setting it on the counter Turning to do something moving back to the counter and immediately knocking the entire thing on the floor Like fresh out of the oven still yet what it was like it was like a casserole type of thing So it was just like what do you think when that happened? I honestly don't remember. Okay.

I made this beautiful dinner for myself. And no one else dropped it on the floor. That happens with cereal and me a lot. We're all make a bowl of cereal and I'll put it down on my coffee table. Make a bowl. Oh, two things into a bowl, I made it. How else would you say, would you say put together a bowl of cereal? I got a bowl of cereal, I don't know.

I got a bowl of cereal. Put it on my coffee table. And then you stand up and then you hit it and then everything just pours out including all the milk. Yeah. That's like, that has happened to me more times than I could count. I think I've told the story in the podcast before, but I've got a problem where,

and this is gonna sound really ridiculous. I can't taste when milk is spoiled. Like I'm not talking like curdled and chunky. But I know, I know where you're like, it's that fear of like, I, hmm, I'm not sure this is good. It expires tomorrow, but yeah. Is it filming?

What time when I was in high school, I got a bowl of cereal and I ate it before- What'd you do with that bowl of cereal? I ate it before going to school. And I remember I was getting ready to leave and my sister walks into the kitchen and she pulls the milk out of the fridge and it's like, oh my god, this milk stinks, it's really bad. I was like is it is? It is? She was like yeah oh I can't

you know I have to throw this away. I was like oh shit. So then like I went to school I was like I know I'm gonna get really sick at some point so before class I would go into the class and be like hey you know till teacher listen this sounds really crazy I eat a bowl of cereal with real expired milk so I'm if I get sick can I just like run out of the class like without having to ask for permission They're like yeah, yeah, it's cool. It's turned up like by about third period. I was like oh, oh Oh, the kind of thing we're just like running down the hall like oh god, please let me make it. I made it. Oh, I made it thank God Projectile like what I'm just like he got a bowl of bad cereal

And I've also told the story before how the high school I went to had no doors on the stalls in the bathroom Maybe this is this might lead to why I don't want to use the bathroom I'm seeing some connections. Yeah, so it's like projectile liquid with like no door like dumb and dumb or style You know like feet up in the air? Oh, no But more recently a couple years ago maybe like two years ago. I was at home and I It was eating some cookies. I was like, oh you know what, go go go with these cookies? Some milk. So like I poured myself a big glass of milk and I'm like sitting there in the kitchen, like eating cookies, drinking milk and my wife walks in. She's like, oh, can I have a little bit of that milk? I just want like a drink. I don't

make a whole glass. Like, yeah, sure. Here you go. So I handed it to her and she like takes a big drink and she like spits it out like it was a sink. Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? Would you give me? I was like, it's a glass of milk. She was Are you not fucking with me? This milk's a really spoiled Oh, man, you not look at the date. I think it's good like I don't know no, I know what you say Yeah, it's just like seal tastes a little weird. I get to go directly from order just like you know Maybe my palates a little bit different today. Maybe the cereal went bad. Yeah. Or maybe it's like a combination of taste. Like, oh, it's like, yeah. I've seen person like a mince before a, you know, when I come to spoil stuff, I can't handle it.

Like, spoiled milk or any like rotting vegetables or fruit. Like, even like, I don't do all that. There's like, I don't know. If there's like a whole like basket of strawberries that I have and one of them has mold on it, I'll throw the whole thing. You eat a agent that's a quarantine scenario. You eat that's patient zero. Yeah, and spread. I think you're supposed to do that because like the spores are then on everything else in there. Are they? I was I just thought I was being like overly caution. No, I think you're about you you are doing the correct thing. Oh, I remember I remember um I made a whole bunch of sandwiches for

like we were going somewhere so I was making sandwiches for a bunch of people and uh when I got to the end of the bread Because of the packaging I couldn't see it but the last two pieces were like nasty moldy. I couldn't oh I want to say I didn't give the sandwiches to people but to be honest I can't remember it was the slitter bond trip by the way I don't think I gave you guys the sandwiches. I think I made you ones I think I made new ones, but I was just like fucking Why do you have to wait till the Swiss and everything?

This is a great trip. Well, you love every trip to Schlitterbond I don't know anybody that loves anything as much as you love Schlitterbond. It makes that Vegas Oh, hold weight Litterbond of a one of them has to be destroyed forever. Is it Las Vegas or Schlitterbond? Schlitterbond Slitterbond, okay, so one time time, when I grew up out on the border, a couple hours away from San Antonio. And one time when I was in sixth grade,

C-World had just opened in San Antonio. So it was like a class field trip, like, oh, we're going to go to C-World to sew, you know, whatever, we get in the school bus, we drive like two and a half hours to fucking San Antonio to go see some stupid whales. You're good. So you're really excited about it. And for some reason, I don't know why. We get in the school bus we drive like two and a half hours to fucking San Antonio to go see some stupid whales So you really excited about it and For some reason I don't know why but for some reason like the cafeteria workers at the school I went to like as part of the field trip. They made sandwiches for everyone

So we could all eat sandwiches when we got there for lunch Okay, but of course like we get there and I'm like everyone's like fuck that. I'm okay the sandwiches We hope so nobody that I know nobody on the trip actually ate the sandwiches. The sandwiches were all in a cooler on the bus that they had never, that they didn't bother putting ice in. And there was mayonnaise on the sandwiches. So I guess like they'd been in the bus for a while and we're all in the sea world

and the bus driver's waiting for us, like in the bus. Like as he gets hungry, so he decides to eat the sandwiches in the ice chest since we're not eating them. So he eats them, whatever. We spend our day in SeaWorld, and then we start driving back at the 2.5 hours to go back home. We get about 10 minutes outside of San Antonio, and the bus has to pull over, and then about five minutes

later, and ambulance shows up. Oh my god! Pick up the bus driver. So then we have to wait at a rest stop outside of San Antonio for like two and a half hours for a bus driver from my hometown to come out to where we were getting the bus and then drive his back home. What was happening to him that they had a call on ambulance? The man he must have gone bad and he was like, I don't know, he got some kind of food poisoning. He had. Who was he?

Sorry. Fuck dude. Jesus. So there's like this one rest stop outside of San Antonio every time I drive past to the stay I'm like yep that was the place. Never forget. Two and a half hours wasted there. I could not get Billy Madison out of my head as you were just describing that. I was in there. Fuck dude. Yeah food poisoning doesn't fuck around. Nope. London 2015 was 14. I don't remember that's still one of my favorite stories you've ever told on the podcast. It was one of the worst moments of my entire life. Would you?

It was Indian shrimp. I'm gonna combine that with low blood sugar and dehydration for drinking from two days. Was it the Indian place right there by the convention center? I don't even I don't remember. There's so much of that that trip I don't remember from just being in a horrible haze. I just remember it was like whoever our contact was in the UK was like, oh, you gotta try this in in place, it's amazing. And I wanted to hit him real quick on the next day. He was like, I don't understand. I was like, I'm fucking fucking you, you piece of shit.

Oh God. Sorry, I'm having, I I have the thousand yard stare man Fuck now. I'm just hungry. Yeah The various and pizza you only get your slice. Yeah, where's this cheese better? So in that five nights at Freddy immersion Michael and Gavin find a slice of pizza that was in the set Where did that pizza come from like they said? Oh, it's probably Gus's pizza. That was not my pizza. I don't know what the fuck that was.

Was that before after the extra livestream? They must have ordered it. It was before. Okay. Okay. I was trying to remember how we did. We had a lot of leftover pizza. Yeah, it was before.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I just remember the fallout thing, like Michael straight up just found that old beer and decided to get it. Yeah, they did not place that there. That was not like a gag. No, it was literally like a 30-year-old kind of beer because that entire house they

were in was just a giant prop house there was a thousand stole thousands of little random items in there but yeah did you see the sponsor version that me and Lindsay did that looks so fun the problem is is that nobody would tell me a thing because they knew Lindsay and I were going to run through the game. Right. And I know how much people this office like to fuck with you.

So I'm just thinking like, the game itself, probably not going to be very scary. But people are going to try to jump out of us or like, use the cattle prod on us or whatever. So I was amped up the entire day, and I was like, I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. But then turn out not to be so bad.

You were so worried. Yeah, I was pacing I don't want to do this I don't want to do this but then turn out not to be so worried. Yeah I was pacing all day the day we filled it. Michael was telling me it was fucking horrifying. That's it. What's fucking amazing. Seriously shout out to everybody that worked on that immersion. That was incredible. I was watching Marcus and Tim like just get increasingly giddy as the days were counting down to that thing man. They did a really good job. God damn it. By far the best thing we've ever shot in here. It was fucking cool.

It looks so good. Yeah, immersion the seasons, shaving up pretty neat. Should we talk about the store? What's going on this week? Oh yes, thank you. I totally forgot. You're welcome. So we are currently having a sale in the Rusty store.

15% off everything until November 30th. Miles is. I are shit. Miles is modeling it over there. No kisses. Boss. in the Ristis store, 15% off everything until November 30th, miles is... I R Shit! Miles is modeling it over there. No kisses, boss! Whenever you're showing off something, why do you lean back? You did the same thing with sweater earlier. I don't know how it fucking works.

There you go. So 15% off everything in the store, go check it out. Cut to him, he's doing the thing. There you go. We, I don't know what to say. So we got all of our stuff, all the fun house stuff, screw attack, achievement hunter, buy it. Or I'm not the boss of you.

We also put out a new holiday short. That was a fun one. Like we do every year. Gosh, it was nice to shoot an entire video in a sound stage. Yeah. I had a very distinct Rooster Teeth problem during that shoot. It was like a problem. I don't think anybody else ever has at work. So for that shoot, I had to, you know, get beer

in a glass and like pour it all over my face. I actually did that twice. It was two different takes. And, you know, they, I wasn't wearing my clothes. I was wearing, you know, all the merchandise that we were, we were showing off. But the one bit of my own clothes I was wearing was my own underwear. So I poured that all over myself and it's just like the beard just soaks through you. That's all my underwear got covered in in beer. And I was like, man, I've got beer all over my dick. Like I said that during the shoot and everyone were like, I don't think anyone's probably ever said that it worked before.

I have a similar thing. Last week I left this part of stage five when back to animation and went, I think my balls might be on the internet because we did that sponsored bit for Sportsball where I had to wear socks and the day I was wearing pants. So I was explaining how before the show I was like, I don't know if it's going to show off the socks very well. I could just take off my pants that might be funny and tell us like yes yes. I'm going to be great. I'm Tyler McComb. When did you show up?

Get off the podcast. If you see here, I fucking will be Tyler. Tyler and I had to do it. Where is he? He's right there. I can't. Oh, there you are. I couldn't see him. It was like the voice of God. It's like, it feels a bass. I actually felt like you know when you feel bass in your chest, like if you're hearing a lot of music, like that's what happened. So, fucking, he's got that.

That was the first thing I ever said to you. I walked into broadcast, I was looking for Patrick. I was like, hey, Patrick, oh, hey, what's up? You know here? And you were like, yeah. I was like, oh, I'm Miles Tyler. I was like, nice to meet you Tyler. You know, it's masculine voice I've ever heard.

Anyway, Patrick, can't you? Yeah, I'm gonna get this. But yeah, no, so we did this bit where I walked across and just my boxes and these high ridiculous looking socks. And at one point, they cut to Tyler in like a typical anchor person shot. And I was like, oh, it would be funny if I like throw my leg up there.

So I throw my leg up there. And it's fine. And then they cut the fucking camera for, which was real low on the ground and looking into the dock of BISS that was up my box of shorts. And like, Amila was like, whoa, I love this cool. Do it in a head, baby. Dude, I was like, I walk back. I was like, I think my balls are on the internet now and people try like I got so many screenshots

Sweet that me it was it was very close so nut sack almost ended up on there and because of that though So my my mom I did some tweet. I was like to try and like generate shit I was like hey Tyler please make sure that my exposed sack doesn't end up on this week's episode of Sports Bowl. Okay, thanks. Bye. My mom responds, oh boy, dot, dot, dot, hashtag shakes my head or whatever. Tyler, the upstanding fucking gentleman that he is replies that night, I'm sorry Mrs. Luna. Miles was just trying to be a good friend, which my mom responds, oh, it's okay. I'm sure you're well aware of it. For the kids, shenanigans, and it could have ended there, but Tyler has to respond with, yes, ma'am.

And I'm just like, this is the most, no, it's all on Twitter. I'm just like, he was texting your mom. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, The most adorable conversation I've ever seen We don't have to play the So there's so here I go. He's doing things I was doing oh that was when I said goodbye I think Find the right clip good job Switch the camera for in there. Fess up now. Who was it? It was my go. What's her name? I don't see You say in black there's a TV it was like okay Why I Similar kind of camera. Oh here we go. Here it is

Oh man. And it's like, it's just like you said something beautiful. You said something fucking beautiful at the Rock Band 4 event that we did. I couldn't agree more with. And it was. No, it was a good thing. If this was not she's master level, this was like good and this is my scuss level. Oh my goodness, she's. This was, we just finished.

We just finished playing and we were watching screw tackers. Somebody play and you said um, you're talking about how many viewers were on it. What was it? It was like 15,000 or something. I don't remember. And it was it was higher. I think it was close to 30.

It was like 30,000 and you know, there are 30,000 people right now online that just watch you and your friends. Go up on a stage in a bar and play fake plastic instruments and have a good time doing it. Lady Gaga tries to get that many people to fill the Frank Irwin Center when she comes to town. This is your job. And it was just like, it's fucking with like luckiest people in the world. It was insane. It was all say things like that. Gearing ACL. Yeah, that was it. It was doing ACL.

Which is a big musical festival in Austin. I think everybody probably, everybody working here probably has that moment. Mine was when Daniel Fuebelo worked on Ruby Volume 1, and in 100% seriousness I told them that shot needs more of a loss or raptor. And I was like, I'm at work. I've got beer on my dick. I have one of those. your shmackle. Do you have one?

Like, I can't remember a serious one. I remember kind of a silly one. It was on the same shoot. Gus was talking about Tyler and I were in a shot together where Tyler had to chug. It wasn't just like a pie. It was like a whole giant thing of beer and we had to do multiple takes and he was generally worried about vomiting I was like no no Tyler. It's okay. It'll be really funny About it

I just like on that cheating so sick physically your vomit will record it and it'll be really funny You see me during this live stream during the extra life. No, I did We all did we were afraid to mention your name It'll be really fun. Did you see me during this live stream during the extra life? No, I did. We all did. We were afraid to mention your name. We were like, I remember when you left, I was like, I tried to get talking to the camera and I was like, is he back? Is he here right now?

I had to get you guys to fake taking those shots. You were, I don't think you got enough credit as being like team mom that night. Like you and Jack and Katie kept that shit on lockdown The guy know we were like kidding ready to take three shots and then Barbara's like what the fuck are you doing? He's not here just fake it and lie. It's like oh you're right Barbara. Lying is the answer Come back and go and you're like do we do it? I'm gonna make

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I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm gonna make one of the most fun drunks I've ever met. No matter how handsy you may be the drunkest I've ever been in my life and I'm glad that it was on the livestream. Think about how much money you raised by being a drunk asshole. We save some kids by me killing my liver. Yeah. You gave part of your life to them. It's poetic. It's about time to wrap up. So, well thank you everyone for watching.

We'll see you guys next week. Yeah, and have a good Thanksgiving if you live in the US. Yeah, thank you. And love you. And love you. Thanks for watching. Thank you for watching. Have some model caps.

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