Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie Blames Blaine - #444

Episode Date: July 25, 2017

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Listen, I'm doing it in my way. I'm doing it the right way. I'm the and. He's trying to take. I'm doing the right way. First and last billing. First and top. He has been stealing last billing from me this entire time.

Who's breaking about lost billing? It's a thing. It's like the lost billing, if it's like, and guest starring. Did they do that for like, go again, go again. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. Blaine and introducing Bernie Burns.

And introducing after 440 episodes or something, introducing, well, almost to 450 I think. Where are we? 444? Yeah. That's a lucky number. That's a very unlucky number. That's a very unlucky number. In China, it's we? We have 44. 44? Yeah. That's a lucky number. That's a very unlucky number.

It's a very unlucky number. In China, it's unlucky. Yeah. When Peter Sellers did like three roles in Dr. Strange Love, did they like, do you put that on the posters? Like Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers, and Peter Sellers, and like they did

play with any Muffy and, oh really? No, I think they did some of Peter Sellers, that's it. Okay. There's like a, I always find that interesting when they have an actor play several roles in a movie. Sometimes it's like funny, sometimes it's like,

any Murphy. In general, do you like that or not like that? If it's done right, okay, Jack and Jill. Of course, if it's done right, you like it. I'm saying in general, is Jack and Jill was like the saddest bullet jump ever received in a dragon movie? I don't like it Gavin.

Sorry, go ahead, play. Jack and Jill was the saddest bullet jump ever received in a Dragon movie theater. I was worth watching it. Go on. Very specific answer to my question. Well, Jack and Jill is Adam Sandler playing his Jack and Jill.

Yeah, no. So it was a sad blowjob. So how do you, you're not expounding on the correct part of the story? Right. God, so what's happening? What do you mean? Look, if you get sucked off, you're not paying

attention to the movie. What's a sad blowjob, too? What's a sad blowjob? That is what that is like. It's like the context. It's like sometimes like you're no like a really blowjob? That is what that is like, the context, it's like sometimes like you're in a really romantic setting. You know, you could be watching the sunset

and getting a blowjob while that's happening or you could be watching Jack and Jill. What are you doing, that's her? And there's like, what? It's the saddest blowjob, I'm just saying. What's going wrong with the blowjob? Was she crying? No, no, it was just like,

it was just like, it was on those moments where I took myself out of the situation, I realized like, I hate Adam Sandler and... But that's like a nice wet gobb around you, Cog. Like what's the, what's the, what's the complaint about? Because I'm watching Jack and Jill, Adam Sandler's don't want you to stare up with. So do you get back in the movie, do you think?

But then it looks like I'm getting a blowjob. I have to act to like the other, the families around me. I need to like look like I'm, you know, I do people in the car and then one of them's gone suddenly. The ruse is up. Sure is the fact. I think that point. Maybe it's just like, you're in the car and you're like,

oh, and there's some wife in the station wagon. She's like, look at that poor guy. He's upset that his girlfriend went to the bathroom. Or recline your seat. Yeah. Hey, hotel. I'm just just saying you know, throw that out there. I was maybe know maybe don't take the date to Jack and Jill. I was a kid. When you're going to a driving movie, the use of that word here.

I would say I was a young adult. Wait, what? And I was at that movie broke as shit. 21. Oh, you know who always 21. So 21 is really well Kevin Klein. We're sorry. 28 down a fucking rabbit. He doesn't want to be playing 2012. 2012. Okay, so 21, 22. uh... twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven twenty eleven

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but he's played a character and that character's dad and had the younger character kill the dad and then become him. Who's Kevin Klein? Dude. You don't have to come on the movie podcast. John Rice, you're gonna confuse Kurt Russell and Kevin Costner. Oh my god. played a character and his dad that dad gets killed

So he dresses up as his dad twice. That's the insane thing to do. I can't think of what movies that that happened Fist creatures was one of them didn't see it What movies did that happen? Uh, Fist Creatures was one of them. Didn't see it. Fish called something, something, cry for you. No, Fish Called Wanda's not. Fish Called Wanda's the same people as you.

Wait, movie by the way. Fish Called Wanda is a classic movie. I thought, I thought, I thought, I was a Fist Called Wanda when I was 12. Oh. And remember a thing about it. I think I was way too young and be watching that movie.

No, Wild Wild Wild Wild. Fist Creatures was the sequel to Fish Called Wanda? It wasn't like the same character. It was the same actors, the same team, different characters. Right, I didn't like that. That was cool how Wanda at one point by accident. I didn't like that. I didn't see it, I didn't like it.

It's like completely erased from my memory because Fish Called Wanda was so good. So so so so good. What was wrong with first creatures? Can't remember, like to remember memory. Did you hear that part? Gone. I didn't remember the Kevin Klein played a character

who killed his dad and then took over his dad's job. Or his dad in the head by accident. You see a hitman in that one too? No, no, he's just an idiot. So they kind of went like the Christopher Guest route. Yeah. Where they had the same ensemble and just like hope to recapture that magic.

Do you think like with the Christopher Guest movies, he just has all of those people there and they just film improv for like two weeks and like, all right, we can make three movies out of this. I was on the podcast recently with one of those people in that ensemble, Ed Baygley Jr. And he, yeah, I did two podcasts interestingly enough in LA and I got a really funny story after the fact

from one of them, but I was on the Ed Baygley Jr. podcast, which I don't think it's out yet, I think it'll be out soon. But remember I was on the Tom Arnold podcast? Yeah. Okay. He went on another podcast and told a really funny story because we really hit it off. And he was super into what I was doing, but he had this like all these notes for me. And he told this really funny story and different podcasts.

Unfortunately, I can't remember what the name of the podcast was, but a bunch of people linked it to me this weekend, where he told the story about interviewing me and he thought right up until the interview started that he was interviewing Bonnie Bernstein from ESPN. Oh. And then, and even in this in, in this later interview, he does refer to me as Bernie Bernstein once by accident. But he thought he was interviewing Bonnie Bernstein, the sportscaster, and was prepared for that interview.

And then he saw me in the waiting room and was like, oh shit. So like, you put it out all this stuff, but he was like super well prepared. Then he saw me in the waiting room and was like, oh shit. So he printed out all this stuff, but he was like super well-prepared. We had a great conversation about it. And of course, I was a huge fan of like true lies and I just want to play my snipe. So he's so funny, isn't it? The biddy does what the lamppost is like one of the funniest bits.

Oh, oh. And he talks about it. We talked about it and then he talked about James Cameron yelling at him. Just basically his one direction was, but do something. That's all he said. But I know it was so funny.

It was so funny to hear that perspective from somebody else's side. But as a guy who's worked in their entertainment for as many years as he has, I had no idea sitting in that chair that I was like, essentially a miss, but guess not really, but essentially he thought I was gonna be somebody else.

The prep was all wrong. That's like a nightmare I would have. That we would have a guest on the podcast and I would have done all my prep for the wrong person. Right. And then someone else said, I'm gonna be like, oh, okay, I have no idea what's going on. Like, exactly Levi comes sits down and you're like,

so how did you get the part as Spock in the new- Oh my god. Oh my god. I thought that story was really funny. I thought it was really funny. I guess people thought I was gonna be insulted, but I was like, no, it's fucking hilarious. That's like the best story of how I met Tom Arnold ever.

It's like, you couldn't make a better story than that. Did he ask you really vague or just general questions or did he have specific things about your... Sort of, I mean, he basically started off, it felt like working through my Wikipedia article. And then as I said stuff and told stuff, he then, yeah, of course, just dropped up a normal conversation. So it was cool.

And it was funny to have that recontextualization, like several months later. It was pretty funny. That's interesting. I'm a little thirsty. Well, the Moscow Mule is a very important drink in my relationship with Gavin, because it's the only way I can get him to come over. Is I got him, I've talked to us on the podcast before but I got him his own copper mug that lives in my house

that no one else can use. I only get it out when Gavin comes over. Has anyone ever used it since I've been eh? Probably not. Probably not. No, it's probably safe. Never. Do you have one of those things in your,

in your bar at home where you push the cup on it and it sprays water up it? No, that'd be cool. You get one. Oh yeah, does that clean it? No, I have a dishwasher. Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no. No, but just to get the dust and fluff out of cups that you may not use all the time.

Is this my passing these stuff? It's custom-dumbed. Muscle mule. Thanks, Texas. Thank you, Texas. For the lovely drink, cheers. Talking about vodka. Cheers.

Cheers, a little bit of vodka. Yeah, we go Cheers. All right, Blaine doesn't do it. I am older than 21. Give it cheers to Giff. There. See? That's the way to do it. There's a little lesson on a cheers. That's what's with it.

A little lesson. So Blaine always make eye contact. Fuck. He just spilled it all over his lap. But that's OK. Always make eye contact. There you go. Ha ha ha ha.

Cut. You OK? Texas. Wonderful. Thank you. There you go. There you go. There you go. Look at this. Texas. Wonderful. Thank you. That's delicious. It's bad luck to not look someone in the eye. It's bad luck to do it with water.

I've heard it's bad luck. It's bad luck with water. It's bad luck left and right. You might as well just not bother. Yeah, watch out. What if it's not kids found? Okay, so in that scenario, what if everyone cheers this and you decide not to?

Is that bad luck? It probably is. Yeah, I mean, then you're fucked either way. It's not bad luck, but everyone thinks you're a prick. I'm okay fucked either way. It is not bad luck, but everyone thinks you're a prick. I'm okay with that though. I'm okay with water, but don't make eye contact as a cancel it out, or does that like, I think it would.

It's double negative. That's a goochir. Unless, well, both people would have to have water though. Then is it okay? And they don't make eye contact. I don't know, I don't know the world. I don't know. So, wait, can I go back to the unlucky number,

so I'm just doing all the stuff? The place I lived in LA for a few months was a high rise building. It did not have a floor 13. I hate that comment stupid. It also Gus. This is interesting did not have a floor 14 because that's bad luck in Chinese culture

because of the four because they had 12 12 floors or I was going to say I thought is it because the 14 floors actually the 13 floor but I was I was perplexed as to why the 14 floors actually the 13th floor. But I was I was perplexed as to why the 14 was there and Ellie explain to me. It's probably because it's bad luck. She had spent some time in Hong Kong. Isn't the same on planes like they don't have 13 or 17 because 17's bad luck somewhere

else as well. Is that true? What shows I mean a lot of investment money coming into new construction of the US is coming from China. So I wonder if we're going to see that in more buildings. This is the solve here. You just, you put those building floors in, floor 13, and you just have them in just kind of an eight.

And then I'll just all stay at those. So I don't give a shit. I have the floor, but just store stuff on it. Or just people. People, I mean, it's there anyway. You're right. The floor exists. It's just that it's numbered.

It's something else. Yeah, but that means the floor is still in use by humans. That's correct. There is a fourth key floor of the building keep equipment pull the air conditioning on for on 13 the bodies The ghosts know that stop encouraging. I was thinking about this with numbers. Do you think you've seen every time? Wow, that's a really good question down to seconds. I just minute minutes What do you mean? What do you mean by that like Like, it's 513 right now. Sure. Am-pm? You've seen, yeah.

I probably have. Oh, I've seen. Like, do you think you've seen 246 on a clock? I'm sure I have. Yeah, I must have. I think AM, like I bet like around four to five, six AM is a little foggy for me, I bet. Maybe during college.

I wonder what age you complete on average, you complete your times. Not that there during college. I wonder what age you complete, on average, you complete your times. Not this anyway. I'm study of this. I'm one of those, I think it's a type A personality that always has to have the time. This way I always have a wash and stuff like that because I always constantly check, so.

I bet I have. I've always wondered why you wear a wash because so people will feel more wash. Just so I was like, we'd get what I would talk about it. Okay, did you know, is he wears the think that tells the time on his wrist cap? You've been so shitty. I'm gonna call you out for the PUBG thing. What?

I'm gonna call you out for the PUBG thing. All right, let's explain what we're talking about. I put out a podcast, let's play in PUBG. It was a two hour long, but one, yeah, almost two hours. Gwack. And I played phenomenally. I did, did I not compliment you whenever you did well? You shit on me afterwards, because we've got like a thing

that might be happening and basically we were gonna get teamed up is gonna be like, you know, our group. And I was like, hey, do you hear about that thing that we're gonna be doing? You're like, oh, you're gonna be on our team? And I was like, yeah. And you're like, why don't we get like, like, Freddy or I could get Teddy to do it.

And I was like, I'm standing right here. I'm fucking proud. So then he starts saying that I'm shit at PUBG and then I'm like, okay, well then I talk to you about whatever I need to talk to you about. I left. I was like, I'm prick. I turned the corner, still in earshot and then you're talking to Johnny like, I'm getting somebody better than you. And I'm hoping I can get around the corner.

I was like, I'm right here. In my defense. Oh my god. Freddy Wong is a fucking ringer at that game. Ringer, he's great. We, I want to check into another plane the other day. You should listen, I know. We let's talk about that in a moment.

We, okay, in a moment. I'm not bad at what you mean. You're just mean. Yeah. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, you know, that moment. I'm giving up on my friends now. God's because of that.

I've given up, I've given up on my friends Because that so you have you only had three. Yeah, it's a four we found a random stranger on the other place He wasn't there. He didn't we're John and Blaine there when you started the game. Yes. How did they get there? They slapped me and they said you want to play and I said yes and how come I was not included in that blaine because this was fresh After you shit on my PUBG skills So you it was you're you're fault that he wasn't in the game then you just didn't want to invite it It was bling initiated it No, no, it was John initiated to me and I've been playing lunches with Gus anyways

I slack the slack was from bling to me and John says lunch PUBG. Okay, it wasn't Shit no they played a four-person game that I have been playing with them every fucking week we recorded for two hours and the other day we played constantly we even have a name finally were plum squad plum squad and purple pits surgeon prune what do we do the fresh plums fresh plums rookie plums so they go to play this game Gavin the middle of the day is four person game they don't call me they just play three people and get a random no explanation and we want no thought whatsoever No thought nothing my feelings. I would say that's Phil

He was actually on me to my face and behind my back Blaine was when we started when I got that Blaine was pretty pretty down about it. He was a little mopey It it destroyed my confidence He was yeah, he was like he was on that beat bag in my office like spread out like Bernie thinks I saw. Did you watch the video that he cut together of your antics? Listen I'm just I'm being entertaining. I'm being entertaining. We got her what you turn the cameras off. I'm great at PUBG and then you put them on I am a little character. Yeah totally totally that's what it is. I got five kills in the first round.

You lasted longer than I did because I was going out. Listen, being no joke. Believeably complimentary of you. I said, I'm just going to hide behind you for the rest of this match. Your powers. And then the fucking audience picked your performance apart. They're like, yeah, stole three kills to get to five. Whoa. It's there, buddy. Go read those comments. You're going to go. Don't do that because now he's gonna be self-conscious dude dude you can't make money that team you wiped out that squad you wiped out I saw they tweeted at me they said they were shooting at the jumping guy who ran by you

because they thought that was the guy who was shooting at them I was having the bad luck there bro no there was another random player who just ran in front of Blaine I saw that it was weird so wait wait wait I planned all this out I knew what he was like went prone he totally I mean, he played zero hours of this game. I don't even have it. I don't even have it.

It's a fucking blast, dude. You guys all get together at work and play the game, but don't record it. We do. We record it. We recorded that one with three people. Yeah. Oh, Gus.

We're not gonna do anything with it, but I recorded it. Yeah, Gus always records his. He's learning into a problem with Shadow Play, which is giving us some grief. Yeah, and people, I think one or two people who watched it noticed that when you run for that long, sometimes inevitably there's a sync issue

where it's 60 frames a second more or less, but one PC might be 59.94, another one's 59.98, and then as time goes on, you end up with a little bit of drift, and also one of the PCs must have been struggling because John's game audio became desinked from his gameplay. That's why we don't need Shadowplay. Yeah, so all of our recording is done with a different computer. Yeah, but we use Algato just to record HDMI from a PC as if it's a console.

I have enough setup to do, I have enough setup to do that for two. I don't have enough for all four. So when you play a PC game you have two PCs running Yeah, she might not know. Yeah, so masking. Yeah, everyone has two PCs. Wow. It's crazy 12 PCs in that room Well, the world Carve footprint like Kevin. Yeah, really we're gonna end up doing is just having a like cut and reroll Every man a lot of Tweet that she took Dirty laundry so Australia so a mum could wash it I think that's some carbon footprint. I was trying to drive a G-prangler around.

Oh. Yeah. Phil. I did a thing I've never done when I moved back to my late, which is a major friend, right? Had a ring light in a box, and I just checked that. It was just a box. Like, you know, like a ring light.

We actually got it for E3. Oh, like this thing that you stick the camera through? Yeah, exactly, yeah. You do that with the camera, put it through it. Yeah, you shoot people. Or ring light, or as it's technically known, the thing you stick the camera through? Yeah, exactly, yeah. You can do that with the camera, put it through it, and then you shoot people. Or ring light, or as technically known, the thing you stick the camera through. Exactly, right.

And so I just had the box, I put it back in the box, we bought it in. Then I just took that, the airport handed to the checkout lady, or check out lady from what I'm talking about. The agent, the ticket agent, and I said here, can I just check this? And she was like, yeah, just slap the label on it, throw it on the belt, and I go,

that's gonna get destroyed. Nope, totally fine. I mean, that's how they ship it, right? How did you not fit a hollow ring in your... Oh dude, it was big. It was like, this your conference was like, shmish. So what's weird about checking it?

I thought you'd say it was like a tiny little one single thing that was, and that's what it was. No, because it was in its box. It was like a box. It's like a buggy field, but it just brought like a... You can check anything. Yeah, you can check your shoe. Somebody checked a beer.

I thought of that. In the New Zealand. Yeah, apparently you could check your shoe. Somebody checked a beer. I love that. And I'll try to leave. Yeah, I'll try to leave. I had the most vindicated moment this weekend. I went to SEC with my girlfriend, and she bought a Batman action figure. There was like really huge, and she's like, I'm gonna have to like,

send it separately or mail it, or something carried on. Like I'm not gonna be able to fit it in my check and bag. Yeah. And I was like, let me pack your bag for you. And I proceeded to fold her clothes tightly until I fit all of her shit in her bag. Are you good, Paka?

I'm a great packer. Apparently, that was such pride. Wait, so you make bag a fudge. No, I'm not. What is he? What's he? Jesus. I'm on my toes.

What in the world? I'm just because you guys have been, you know. Where did that go? I feel some hard vibes? You're answering every question like, what? What? So, well thank God we have the last five minutes

of the podcast dedicated to apologies on an ongoing basis. Although, add that one to the list. Wait, was that call back for something I don't get? No, you missed that? Although, you must have been we were out of town. There was, we had a major fuckup on the podcast. Okay.

And then had to like, make an apology about some stupid stuff that was in the podcast. I thought your apology was top. Well, I appreciate that. We don't have to do it too often. I'm grateful for that. But, you know, I think if you like, you know, fuck up something, you've got to own up to it.

Yeah, of course. Absolutely. So the Batman doll that you bought, Chee-Bot. Yeah, Chee-Bot is the Batman doll available to play PUBG later this week on our team for because I'd like to know. I just did something today that was like involved. We're not so the upcoming on the spot is going to be like the best on the spot ever, but it involves a lot of sass. So I think that that's also kind of carrying over into this podcast right now. Oh, you sassy. It's a real sassy. You're sassy. Sassy. I got sassy? Sassy on high.

I got sassy listening to that podcast. Let's play that we shot. I listened to it. And the PUBG one? Yeah. So you didn't, by the end of it, I was watching it. I was leaning. He lived it.

So you listened to it, but you weren't watching it. I watched it and listened to it, yeah. Okay, okay. I mean, I mean, sometimes I wasn't staring at the screen. Sure. Directly. Sorry. What are you getting at?

I didn't know. Like, I have to, like, not a full fan. Well, no, it like, it's a lot of like, oh, got to 40. It's like, that would be the audio part and it'll be kind of lame. Can we do it? I like it. Just want to, it's very relaxing to me because I enjoy that game. So can we do a podcast play in the same game where I just hop in, replace, play and see if I do better. I think it's great. I'll try. I'll try that. You won't, because I'm actually, it wouldn't have placed anybody,

we need to place Reisinger in the driver's seat of any of you. Reisinger can't draw. He does their same way, can't drive either. If you noticed, and I noticed this when I was editing it, when you get hit, like we all of our attention turns to you because you got run over, we see in the background,

you can see that other UAZ go by, the guys who wind up, and bushing us up later. Oh really? Yeah. The guys that are going to the gun range. They're going to the guys who end up ambushing us up later. Yeah, really? Yeah. Yeah. The guys that are going to the gun range. They're going to the firing range. Doesn't that we see them go by. If he hadn't hit you, we would have been in the in the UAZ and we would have intercepted them right there.

Gavin, I would like to invite you to play with us anytime that you would like to. It is a tremendous game. You can even pass five million players. Come over. What did they really? You can even come over to my house. I got a perfect set. I love that you have a right I like you installed it on a computer just to be safe just in case I'm taking the

inviting mega places they're getting mega to go then I know you'll go like I try to get mega out for cream of the road no we we had a last minute thing that came up on Friday which was our buddy Drew was in town to you, I saw a, I just put a vlog out about it. He's in vlog? No, I haven't seen the vlog. He's just, he's just chaos in human form. He's kind of in form. He was like, he pulled up in a car,

he was like taking selfies with it when I was walking by. I was like, Drew is in town. And then I saw him again, and he was soaking wet. And I was like, what happened? He's like, I went across the street to the water park, and he showed me this video where he just got some random stranger to film him going down this spot.

And I was like, wait, you've been to that pool across the street? No. Yeah, right? He's here five minutes, he goes to the pool. He's like, you got a cool pool over there. After he goes. There's the kind of guy where it's like,

I was at a mountain, how do we get up there? And then he's up there by noon. And he's like, I've been up with him. I've been up mountain in Austria I'm out in an Austrian. Yeah, stuff done. Yeah. Well, that was what the whole vlog was about. We had a whole vlog set up for last week.

Then Friday at three o'clock goes, hey, I went to the Austin yacht club. I'm like, okay, what is that? He goes, I'm part of the California yacht club. And so I went to the Austin yacht club and said, you know, I'd like to go sailing with somebody and you can just crew their, you know, their yacht. And he said, yeah, it's spring whoever you want. If the guys' words were specifically, you can bring as many people as you want as long as they're not 60 years old.

That's because I guess the yacht club is filled with 60 year olds. Okay. That was a quote. So a group of us went out. That's what you do. What? Me, Ellie, Barbara and Drew. I invited Meg. Why didn't you invite me? Because I tried to get Meg to go and then, and Drew. I invited Meg.

Why didn't you invite me? Because I tried to get Meg to go and then you would go. That's what you could just say to me. You would say, you wanna go and I'd be like, yeah, okay. Okay, well you. I'm thinking I'm thinking of something. Listen, and also by the way, I wanna say this, I didn't say this in the actual vlog,

which is now for first members and we on YouTube tomorrow, it challenged our definition of the word yacht. Like when I say yacht, what do you think of? A big old yacht. Yeah, we were like a 40 foot boat and go double-o-deck, and got like a coffee, and a coffee, and a coffee.

20 million dollars. It's got one of those things that's been to the top. Right now. Apparently yacht covers a lot more territory than that. And in fact, when we heard that we were going yachting, my joke with Drew is that he always looks like

he just stepped off yacht. Which he does. Which he always looks that way. And when we were going out there, I was like, oh shit, how are we gonna do this vlog? We don't seem like fucking yachts. Yeah, like we're going on a yacht, you know? I've never been on a fucking yacht. I was super excited about it,

but I wanna come across like a fucking douchebag. I don't know how you get, I don't know how you set foot on a yacht and you're not insulated, you're back. That's why I was just running. You run for the ref Lauren. That's why I was confused how you have three yachts, but you've never stood on any of

them. True. Well, those are my fucking summer yachts. Anyway, so we go out there and it was a sailboat. It was a very small fucking four-seat with a sail. With great people on the sailboat. That was the best part. We met some amazing people.

And so how many of this, there were just strangers on it? Well, it was Captain James and and there was a guy named Philip, and there was another dude named Forest on it. They were all very cool. How many times did someone say Run Forest, wrong? Oh, no, no. We were actually the Americans route number. One of the guys was Kiwi, I think I was Australian,

and then Philip was from London, and of course Barb's from Canada, Ellie's from Kent, and then Me and Drew are the shitty Americans. It's a melting pot. That's nice. This is fun. No, it's fun. So we still have to have like a little sunset, little cruise. We tried to race, but we were all shitty at sailing.

So an Ellie lost a winch handle over the side of the boat, which, yeah, it was funny. It was funny. You'll see, you'll see, you've just watched the vlog, you'll see, but it definitely, we didn't want to obviously say in the vlog, like, oh, I thought we're going to go like in this massive like 300 foot massive yacht. Because if you see your yacht, that's what I was thinking.

It was just the night. Like Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, exactly. You got the drone out there? Oh yeah, I got the drone gun. Before the yacht. Yeah, through over many of the yachts. Did it?

It didn't crash into the lake. I feel like that's happening all the time now. Plains are crashing into lake Travis now. Oh, right. A plane, one of those biplane ones crashed, right? Yeah, there's been, I think two in the last two weeks. Yeah, it's crazy. Well, what's the reasoning?

I think they lose power and it's like they try to land it on water, on the lake and everyone has been okay in both of those incidents. I feel like I've heard that you should land on land as opposed to water. I think the angle that you can land. I think it can let's better for planes? Yeah, the land on land.

That's totally good. Tell that to Soey. American hero. I think the angle is a lot more strict on water because if you get it wrong, you could just flip the plane. Sure. Whereas on land, you have a lot of like skimmed shroom. You could also skimmed.

Salve the jibble. Like if you land the plane, A, you could drown. B, your plane is just like, it's fucking about. I'm sure when you've lost power salvaging the planes like the last worry. I would have nice correct. I just want to get down a step out of this I don't care if I've been it so the jump into pochinki and Then your best friend bring only one of you. I listen to he's the one who made the most amount of fun of you You're mad because I was I was going to the tournament the end of the gay day Gus has me at the end of the gay Gus has me over to his office

He plays with me like pubs. Yeah, we don't play like no, you know, I mean, I'm actually it's stupid I mean why why what happened in your brain Gus that you didn't think to invite me it's for Yeah, we only have three computers. Why? Because there's only three computers in there Oh, do you bring my personal computer in when we do four. Why do you set that up until this point? Because that makes sense. That makes me feel better. Because now I realize that's what happened.

Yeah. No, I'd say that's a convenient excuse to what happens. He knows there's only three. I told you, the last time we filmed, I was bringing my personal one. It's true. He did tell me that. A fucking achievement hunter has said

over the fucking fat cats with two computers each. Why don't you have four computers in there? I don't know. I need a fourth. I don't know. Waking here, they're moving them out of there. They're moving me each. Why don't you have full computers in there? I don't know. I need a fourth. We can hear that they're moving him out of there. They're moving me out. Why? To put in the engineers in there.

Bullshit. Where are you going? He's going to stage five. He's going to the corner stage five. So we're going to be with lever mode, coming in the corner. What do you mean, where are you? You used to be?

Yeah. Wait, so you just, that's not good in there. We have it good. Yeah, VR VR the champions. What are you gonna shoot for your other champions now? What are you gonna do? You gonna shoot over here?

Did we ever shoot in there? Over here, yeah, my office all the time. All the time? What are you, what are you on about? You're undercutting our case for keeping gusts in that room. Well, we should keep them in the room just cause it's like Gus' this little science room. You doing stuff? That was that even so.

Yeah, you're really undercutting it. You're not selling it well here. So you were talking about... Yeah, Gus' he's a science room. You were talking about sending a Comic Con. Yeah. And I don't know when it happened, but I feel like it slowly happened to where

people started to wait for Comic Con to release trailers and now like this Comic Con was was just like trailer poloos. Don't like Ragnarok. They're, yeah, me neither. Did you like it? No. Second trailer put me off. There were so many movie trailers

and just other trailers that came out. The first one? I fucking loved it. Love the Ragnarok first trailer. Super excited about it. Saw the second one, I'm like, ugh, dude the music he was like, boom, boom, boom, boom.

I went that as my ringtone. It's, you can make it happen, I'm sure. It's so. I don't like watching trailers. I didn't give a rat's anus about a trailer. I thought Justice League trailer was just, it did nothing for me. I didn't even know that came out.

I thought trailer. Also wait, let me just spend a little more time. Sure. So Justice League trailer, you brought up. I feel like they're giving away a huge thing already, right? Speaking of it, very, very end. In, yeah, well, so in the Justice League trailer, it's like, oh, the world's reeling, Superman's dead.

We're putting all the... I'm gonna give you a time when we talk about the Justice League trailer. Can you spoil a trailer, is that even the thing? We put all these things together. We put all these people together. We're gonna save the world. And then at the end, it's like an ominous like,

oh, I was hoping you'd show up. Or what's the lie, something like that? He's like, you said you come back or something, I don don't know and then it's out for a talk into a mysterious figure That has a red cape and then they said what the posters all have that slogan like you can all in or don't know it's like All can save the world or something. It's like all the different logos of the superheroes and the fucking Superman logos right there in the middle Well, I mean then it's not a spoiler that Superman's in this movie. I mean, versus Superman, like the reveal is at the end of the last movie. It is, not dead. Yeah, but they haven't shown him in the movie.

And then the trailer starts, and then talking about how he's dead. And it wouldn't be weird if it was like, by the way, he's not dead at the end of the last movie, and then he just wasn't in this movie? That'd be weird. Well, all of the, I just actually just read an article that Henry Kivill's sick fucking sweet mustache

is messing up reshoots for Justice League. Because he's got a mustache for a- Can they just paint it green? Well, they're saying it's costing them a lot of money. You can't find those some solution for having a mustache. It's a sick-stash. But yeah, no, he's absolutely in it. I'm curious who- so a while ago, they were like-

So you're saying that you're saying he's definitely in it? Absolutely. Justice League is six people and it's always six people. Why do it with just five? That would be fucking weird. Also, it seemed like for no reason, maybe they didn't have one computer. You didn't have that plane?

It did. It also seemed weird. I felt like this trailer was definitely cut after the success of Wonder Woman. Because it like starts with Wonder Woman. It's very Wonder Woman heavy. You know what I mean? Remember that?

That was a good movie. This one has her too. Yeah. Like they're definitely riding that way. And they're playing up the comedy, and it's less like drama dark. It's more like, oh, Aquaman's surfer bro.

And it's like riding parody man's down a building. Do you say drama dark was like a great Batman voice? So you've got to be still there. Drama dark. Well, so like a while ago, no one you remember this, but they had this poster out there was called, it said Unite the Seven.

And it was like seven people. So there's six, if you count Superman, including all the guys that we've seen. So there's one missing person. I think the person at the end was not Superman. I think it was because he had a red cape. If you look at the cold. Oh, I got who it is.

There's a red cape. There's another character that's red cape. Martian man hunter? Yeah. So I'm thinking it's either Martian man hunter or a green man. It's a horror Superman. But Garo would be yellow.

Can you spit? He told you to spit. The Garo would be great. That just be like Hulk. When you laugh, like the Hulk in the back trailer. I think like that. That was great. Yeah, you don't hear Hulk talk very often anymore. I'm like, who's great?

You're so wrong. I just felt like it was like, it felt like Guardians of Galax. That's exactly what I was gonna say. It's like the Wonder Woman thing you're saying with Justice League. I feel like, okay, Thor is, listen, with Thor of the Galaxy. That's exactly what I was gonna say. It's like the Wonder Woman thing you're saying would just just like I feel like, okay, Thor is, listen, with Thor of the first word came out, I was like, they're making a fucking movie about Thor, the Norse god hero.

How's it gonna make that work? And now that they're gonna make them like the Avengers Ultimate where Thor was a character in Avengers Ultimate where he had the ability to harness lightning and everything, but it was a vest that he had with the circles, so six circles. And it was a vest and it was made by a lab that was run by his brother. And he kept saying he was a Norse god.

And it was very unclear whether or not Loki was fooling him or fooling everyone else into thinking that he wasn't a Norse god. And that you didn't know of Thor basically was crazy because he kept claiming he was a Norse god. And so that was the whole theme of like, is this guy or is this like you couldn't figure it out? They pretty much went full on with the, the, you know, the Norse mythology with the movie. And I was like, this is nobody's gonna like this.

It's terrible. It's like characters been in the 50s and 60s, you know, because they had to. It's gonna be garbage. It was great. Thorough was great. Thorough too was great. I was on its own trajectory. Garzy Galaxy also great. I thought Garzy Galaxy was gonna be trash.. It was great. Thoros great, Thor 2 was great. I was on its own trajectory.

Garntzi Galaxy also great. I thought Garntzi Galaxy was gonna be trash. And it was great. Garntzi Galaxy 2, also really, really good. But now it's like Ragnarok's like, all right, we're just gonna do the Garntzi Galaxy. I totally got the color popping in it. And the way they use music, I was like,

this is like, we liked Garntzi's in the galaxy. So we're gonna make another movie kind of like that. Have you seen other stuff by Tyco Wattiti though, the director? I don't think so. What would you do in the shadows? I said, what would you do? Shoulder people, hunt for the world of hunt

or the world of hunt. I'm not seeing anything else. He is a great fucking director. He's got a really cool, yeah, he's hilarious. And he's got like, all of his stuff have like camp and like, you know, silly like, like, oranges like old 80s commercials and stuff like that. So like, I don't think that he's- So like, Guardians of the Galaxy? I don't think at all, well, you know, silly, like, like, oranges, like, old 80s commercials and stuff like that. So, like, I don't think that he's-

So, like, gardens with a galaxy. I don't think at all, well, I know, but it like, I still think that it's, they're not replicating, that's just Tyka's voice. He's just a lot like James Gunn, but he's not replicating James Gunn, he's got his own thing going on. I watched Valerian.

How was it? Worst movie I've ever seen in my time. Oh, I like, I feel like it's very disrespectful to walk out of a movie, but I also value my time a lot. So it took, it was uncomfortable to sit from the beginning to the credits. What about it? I don't know.

If I had to, I hated it. I can't, I can't even explain it. I guess I could just, I got this in feeling from suicide squad. Yeah. Where I just wanted to leave. It was worse than that. Really?

I just didn't care about any of the characters. It was very pretty looking. It was a very nice looking movie. I just didn't give a shit about any of the story or anyone in it. And I'm very important. Anthony Carboni, who helped us host our E3 coverage. Star Wars Show. He, yes.

He tweeted a little screenshot of a snippet from the New York Times Review of Valerian. And I think Carboni loved Valerian by the way, just to clarify. So anyway, that's it. He did? I thought he hated it. He keeps saying he likes it.

Oh, I read like a summary of his own tweets. I didn't read the whole thread because I saw I was see the other 41 replies. That was like, he knew. So he's gonna keep his car on like. The snippet he highlighted from the New York Times review was, imagine crushing a DVD of the Phantom Manus

into a fine powder tossing in some adderol and ecstasy and a pinch of cayenne pepper and snorting the result in mixtureful way in a virtual reality have set in a Las Vegas karaoke bar. That's wow. Very visual. Very wordy. I mean, it was like,

it was like, if anything, it was, it reminded me that the fifth element could have been bad. I was gonna say, what are your thoughts on fifth element? I love it. I love fifth element. Okay. I think you're either a Matrix fan or a Fifth Element fan. I like both of those movies.

Yeah, but you like one more movies. You like one more. You like one more. When are you coming out? I like the Matrix more. Wait for you. Everyone likes the Matrix more. The Fifth Element, do they?

Yeah, I like Matrix more. Matrix is a bigger following. Fifth Element is like, do you like it better? He said everyone likes it better. Oh, yes. You like the Matrix better than the Fifth Element. It has some of the most groundbreaking stuff

happening that like Fifth Element was cool and visual, but like I think Matrix said a president for future movies. Did you read that thing? Press, press, press. Did you read that on Prestonipit about the production of the Matrix that came out like two or three weeks ago, where the Wakowski's wanted to make the movie. They presented the film to the studio.

Studio didn't trust them because they hadn't made anything. So they made, was it bound? And Studio was happy with that. So they gave him $10 million to make the Matrix. Yeah, it was enough. The Wakowski's just made the opening cinematic. The opening scene. Yeah, they spent all the money on that. Showed it to the movies here. They're like, all right, you get the rest of the money. Yeah. That's fucking ballsy. Yeah, that's overproduced it. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's absolutely crazy to think that. I mean, that was

such a huge movie. Like you said, so many iconic things, you're like, all the bullet time existed for so long, people kept using it for so long after that. Time warping, you know, like things going into slow motion, they come back to regular speed, like, yeah, action scenes are shot completely different after the Matrix, I feel like. Well, I mean, the Matrix wasn't the first movie to do slow-mo.

Certainly not, but I feel like it was the first movie to like perfect it. They did a lot more like like the ramping I think. Like things just didn't go to slow-mo and then cut away. It's like you would stay in the shot, you slow down and then wrap back up. Has that ever been done before? I don't know. I don't know. I've never really seen that before.

They did a lot of time-slice which hadn't really been seen. Yeah, time-slice was definitely new at that time. It's ginger beer, spicy. Yeah, it's good. It's good. It's really good. He punches and he misses and he goes, Oh yeah. He had never slept. Like punches and he misses and he goes, Oh yeah. He had never said. Like, I think that reminds me, was it?

Jason Saldani, I had a story like that. Before he saw someone get in the fight on a bus once, like when he was in elementary school. And the kid in the fight went like, he was fighting two people and like, punch two guys at the same time. He said he'd never seen that before. That it was like the coolest thing in the world.

He changed his life. I love Jason. I spoke to him a lot of RTX. I said the same time he said he'd never seen that before that it was like the coolest thing in the world change in life I love Jason I spoke to him a lot of RTX. I wish he was a round ball Just hanging out he'll come around as much as you invite him He's always up to go should we have him on the party one day? Sure. I'd love to have Jason on yeah He's great. He could replace Blaine. I mean, you might need someone to step in for that. It's waiting for it It's really fun. Okay, no keep it going. It's fun What other chalice than a marathon? I want to talk about a few more, but I want to read this first. Sure.

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Okay. Okay. Or Hela? No. Valkyrie, you got it. K-Plan Tramp, man. What's that? K-Plan Tramp.

It looks great. Yeah. I think the trailer I was most excited about that didn't know was coming from Comic Con was bright. Oh. The new Netflix movie with Will Smith. David Air. It looks really good.

Have you seen it? No. It looks like someone made a Shadowrun movie. Not yet. Where it's like a world where it's humans, elves, and orcs and like the differences in them. And there's like magic and like modern day technology as well. Or like training day with fantasy.

You know what's the thinking about the other day with Will Smith? The movie Hancock was probably about 10 years too early. I love Hancock. If Hancock came out today, it probably would be an enormously popular movie. I think I loved Hancock. It fell apart.

It's like, people are, that was severe. It's 10 years ago. No, I know, but it wasn't like it is now. Cinematic Universe is like that. No, I don't think it is. Well, 10 years ago, they were still making the- I don't know why Hancock was. They were making the same-

Doesn't make. Like it was phase one Marvel Cinematic Universe, right? Like, they wouldn't have thought about art and stuff like that. I think Hancock is creating the whole Marvel Cinematic Universe. Hancock is 2008. 2008. Iron Man.

It didn't look very good, especially effects one, though. It was good. I thought the movie fell apart at the very end, but I thought it was a great person. Iron Man came out in 2008. I feel like that was kind of the start of the whole- Yeah. It was too, I thought the movie fell apart at the very end, but I thought it was a great person. Ironman came out in 2008 I feel like that was kind of the start of the whole yeah Ironman doing Superman a spider man at the ainus spider Yeah, there were garbage like there's a Kevin space

Oh spider man was not garbage. Oh, it's fine. I wanted to regret. Yeah, and then Spider-Man 3 was But like that that Kevin Spacey Superman or for he was like loose in my sense. Yeah. Oh my god Terrible was it a that was the that had the cool scene with the bullet in his eyeball Superman or for he was Lex Luthor. It's in my sense. Yeah, oh my god. Oh, I think terrible. Was that a, that was the cool scene with the bullet in his eyeball? That was cool. You wanna call that cool? I've never seen that before.

Do you find it, Jayless? Can you find it crazy that we have several good interpretations of the Joker, but really no really good interpretations of Lex Luthor? Who's, who's a, you know, like Hachman? I like Gene Hachman a little bit,

but it was definitely a twist on the Lex Luthor. It was definitely an early cinematic interpretation of the character. And I feel like the Joker, we've seen some good, Joker's a more difficult character, I think. Don't you think? Yeah, then Lex Luthor? Yeah.

And just the evil mastermind. And because he's crazy, but he has to still have like direction and a path right to get right. That's why I was watching. I was kind of all over the place. I still didn't understand what he wanted. Yeah, the, I think the animated series interpretation. It's just like Mark Hamill's the perfect Joker.

I think Clancy Brown did the voice for the Superman Lex Luthor. And I thought that he was perfect in that too. Clancy Brown's good choice for that. What Hamill ever played the Joker live action? No, but he didn't play a flash villain. He's always doing the voice at every convention he goes to. Like, that's a viral video from like almost every convention that Mark Hamill sets foot in,

where he's doing something as a Joker. And the last one was he was reading Donald Trump's tweets in the Joker Joker. And this last one was, he was reading Donald Trump's tweets in the Joker voice. And they sounded great. That's a good, that's a good, I think. So, I guess that's it, that's it. I wanna, as a guy, I mean, do that, see how cool, very, yeah.

I wanna clarify something really fast. Apparently, there's been a correction that the Wokowski did not spend the entire $10 million on the opening sequence. What happened was they were going over filming schedule. So they polished up the filming, the opening sequence to get the movie studio to give them more time to finish filming. They only had 90 days and they'd ever go in 118.

Yeah, that was fairly of that movie. Yeah. Yeah, it was one of the first movies I ever heard of that was Shot Time in Australia. What? I mean, they shot other movies there. But there was a big movement where a lot of high dollar visual effects movies were made in Australia. I think maybe even Hancock was.

We've done my hand. I think it was. I'm surprised. I think the six fit curls, by the way, on Twitter, for now. I'm surprised so much is still shot in England. That was very expensive. I know that. Yeah, I would find would still get all the superhero movies.

Star Wars. This is a history. There's a person that we're trying to get for keynote for RTX London, that would be great. And there's a connection with London as a result. I'm interested. Was Charlie's Theron was in Hancock, right? Yeah.

Did you guys see Atomic Bond during Self-By? No, I didn't. You saw it. So the commercials I've seen on TV so far make me not like it. There's nothing compelling about the commercials that I'm going to watch that movie. That movie has an amazing soundtrack. Look at the bling space. I just showed it to the name of the person want to watch that movie. Has an amazing soundtrack. Look at that blink face.

I just showed him the name of the person we're trying to get. Oh, show me. Man. He's here. There you go. That's what we're trying to get. I can't see. Man, I watched something.

Oh, look at that face. I watched something recently of his and I was, all right, we're thinking he's doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're talking about a time ago. It has a great soundtrack. Amazing soundtrack.

And there's a fight scene in it which is probably not happened Probably won't happen. No, I mean yeah, I won't happen So fuck yeah, we're trying to move on all right. You keep doing that to me where it's like oh, oh stop it Stop it go ahead. We were trying to move on you brought it back I've just said probably one of these guys are going to deep down the right scene that lasts forever in that movie Mm-hmm, and it's like the progression of Exorstion throughout that fight is one of the best I've ever seen one movie It lasts forever in that movie. And it's like the progression of exhaustion throughout that fight is one of the best I've ever seen.

What movie? A ton of one. Oh my god. A ton of one? Yeah. Did everybody's guys? More exhausting than the fight scene in they live? Oh shit.

With the dude from the thing. Rady, Rady Piper. Rady, Rady Piper. And uh, Rady, please, the Arbit Rady, Rady Piper. And, uh, Rady Piper. He's the arbit, arbiter. Yeah. Peace, David.

Peace, David. No, it like, yeah, it's exhausting by the end of it. Like, they're like literally just like holding on to you. How long does that fight? It's like 15, 20 minute fights, see. How long? To do it in an alley. Oh, it's not that long, yeah.

It goes. I'm talking about spicy, not that long. Never. John Carpenter apparently goes on tour because he made music for a lot of his movies, and he does the music for his movies, and also he has a new album called Lost Themes, where it's like,

John Carpenter's old-mounding. Yeah, but I wanna go to John Carpenter. Oh, the fight's last for six minutes. God, it feels like so much longer. But yeah, I mean, it's crazy, because there's just like, put the glasses on. No! Like, like, like, Like, body slam suplex.

So, carbon is 70 now. 70 now. Oh my God, it's crazy because, Stan Lee, how old Stan Lee? He's 98, I think. He's almost 100, right? You're maybe 99. We need to go fucking Stan Lee. That kind of brings us back to Comic Contraryllars.

Yeah. So what was your favorite trailer you saw? My favorite, I think, I mean, in 94. It was definitely Thor. I don't know if I was older. That kind of brings us back to comic controllers. Yeah, so what was your favorite trailer you saw my favorite? I think I mean in 94 it was definitely Thor, but I think that the I wasn't expecting Westworld so soon I'm happy it was kind of man that they have some footage shot. Yeah, like I didn't know if they'd even entered production They were very expensive production. Yeah, although Game of Thrones the current season looks enormously expensive Who do you want to win? Stranger Things was good.

Stranger Things for you. I heard the Stranger Things. I haven't seen any of these. I got to brush up. I feel like I've done my research. Stranger Things to trailer was really good. Don't say what the song is. It puts... Don't tell me. Song. Don't tell me. I heard though it was like people watching it were like...

They just walked away with the feeling of like the trailer Just said hey, we got a lot more money Yeah, they all felt licensing alone like I was like oh wow yes, they think of license The ready player one trailer came out. I I was sort of thinking about that. I was like That's the reason they got Steven Spielberg involved right is to grease the wheels to make that licensing stuff easier I can't imagine the licensing nightmares. And once you got a whole new, that's why they got Spielberg involved. Like if Spielberg wanted to make your movie,

like, eh, it makes the process a lot easier. Yeah, but Spielberg is Spielberg. If you want to direct your movie, it doesn't matter. You just say yes or regardless. The only thing that I walked away from this ready player of one was I saw Iron Giant and I flipped my shit. And I saw the DeLorean,

like it was cool pointing things out, but like, I don't think it's not gonna it didn't do much for it was sensory overload it was just like well shows the book yeah I mean it's like if you read the book it's I and all the criticism I'm seeing of it falls along exactly the same lines as the book which is a good sign for an adapted work if it if you know people who responded to the initial material you you know, they'll respond to this, right? You know, that's a good thing. And I honestly, I was like, they'll never make that movie impossible

with all the licensing stuff. Apparently it's no big deal. Well, but they don't have like the X-Wing and stuff like that. You know, there's like certain parts that they have missing. They have a lot of pop culture stuff in there, but like they're missing elements. Yeah, the funny thing is-

How do you know they don't have the X-wing? Yeah, because it's, what is the universal? Who is it? It's Warner Brothers, right? Warner Brothers. I feel like they went nuts to everybody. Yeah, I mean, they got a halo assault rifle, that's not Warner Brothers.

It's Microsoft. Well, I don't know. They call, they have money. They can write checks to make that throw right in it. They got Spielberg, three in the wheels, and here. Gosh, if they have Spielberg, I bet he could. He probably has some connections. I'll look us.

We just came full circle in this conversation. When we was at Atomic Blond, playing got an enemy at 90 degrees. Do he, I've never seen a atomic blonde. I have no idea. Is good. Do you like it? It was like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy meets John Wick.

You lost me. T'm the tinker Taylor Go on. Oh, there's spy was awful. No, Taylor soldier spies one of the best movies ever. Are you serious? I'm absolutely serious. They gave me a pamphlet in the movie theater to explain what the movie was. I'm really so good I got really drunk the other day and I bought it Welcome to next day. I was like, oh cool. I Tinger Taylor's soldiers by. You didn't remember doing it? No, I like the receipt from Apple on my phone. I was like, all right, yeah. Are you fucking with me? Do you like that movie?

I love that movie. Yeah, it's a good movie. Great movie. Is it because you have really hammered when you watched it? No. Dead sober. Love it. Do you like the movie, Kev?

Tinger Taylor's soldiers by? Yeah, I fell asleep. Yeah, it's a super slow burn. It's like you watched that movie for two hours for then to pay off at the very end. Oh, I didn't get to the end. I'd probably do that. Yeah, I'd a super slow burn. It's like you watch that movie for two hours for then to pay off at the very end Oh, I didn't get to end to perform I do stuff like that or just like and they have like every awesome actor That's wasn't the payoff though like so just like what is this based on?

Wasn't the pay off at the end like and he's gay like wasn't at the end of the payoff is that's the traitor It's like the whole time you trying to figure out it's like the the pay off was the movie Like they're trying to find the traitor the whole time. Yeah. And then at the end of it, they're like, there he is. Yeah, I think the Star Wars they love the Death Star. I mean, the point is the point of the movie. You're right. You distilled it down pretty far, but yeah. If you watch it again, it's actually helps because knowing. Yeah, but Star Wars for the first hour and a half the movie, we're sitting there reading the Death Star plans out loud. That wasn't the entire movie. That would be Tinkertailer Jedi Spine. That would be what it would be. I'm going to look it up. I was telling

it's how my blood was seven out of ten. Seven out of ten? You enjoyed it? Yeah. Which movie? No, I'm just kidding. You asked the question earlier, what was it? Game thrones? Somebody gave it to us. It earlier. What was it games from? Somebody gave it to us. It went I was asking you who you want to win. Hey, Texas. We knew another Texas Gus. Can you remember the other Texas that we knew we knew another Texas? We knew another Texas. I don't remember that once before I know in Austin. There should be only one no Who is this name tech Texas the porn star Texas Presley? Oh right? She was she was a little bit hotter, but you're, you're, that's all right. Texas is working out.

Texas is dropping weight like a mad man. I'm trying, trying very hard. So I got a trainer who's kicking my ass. She's actually really hot. So he's like running up and down, staring doing squats and all the stairs and everything. Oh my God. All that crazy cross-grain shit.

We just got like a medicine ball on his head and he's like, you know, doing crazy stuff. So watch out. It's pretty awful. That's what Eddie did. Eddie, like, oh my God. Eddie is like, you can't even recognize the dude. Nope.

And he'd be trying to recognize him with me to show you. How do you people find time to be at the gym? So I've talked to James about this. Because you get a lot done. You're a very productive person, but also your buff. I talked to James about this and he, and people are always like, what gets you motivated to go and stuff like that? And he said, what are you talking about? Valley girls like what gets you motivated to go and stuff like that and he said what are you talking about?

He girls What gets you motivated to go to him? Montreal man Randy Savage But like he said just treat it like it's like the turtles from finding Treat it like it's your like your brushing your teeth It's just like make it more of a habit in less of a Oh, there's something that I got to do you know like make it something that you absolutely have to do during the day. I'm gonna make sure you get it.

Thank you very much. Anybody else need a refill? Otherwise, I'm good. So, Gavin, no, I'm good. When was the last time that you went to the gym? I think it's like a jury. What? You guys, you need a gas and then possible question to us?

Have you ever been to the gym? I mean, I've went in to get water. You never gone and like hit a machine and worked out. No, never happened. Look at me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, videos or photos like if I was in front of that machine I wouldn't know I'm gonna kill myself You're talking about exercise like you're interpreting a message from Spain You know I hear a nice see video is I hear about gyms Gimps and there's machines

They're not to believe smell so damn bad That's a gym. Why do you feel great? Yeah, my climbing gym how much stuff? Well, do you use do you like go all over the gym like using all the shoes? Yeah, how much stuff do you use? Do you like go all over the gym, like using all the shoes? How many were you? Yeah, yeah. Probably six different machines at the time. The garbage like 10 to 11 exercises.

Do you really? What do you do? You work in like multiple parts of your body? I do like arms, sorry, I do biceps, backs, and traps, and abs one day. Why do you test triceps? You have traps as a separate thing. Yeah, baby.

Okay. By the way, I got to give another shout out to somebody else. He's really fucking getting unbelievably ripped. It's Tyler Coe. What is he doing? He works it on it. He works it on it. Is it, is that what it is?

No, but he's like, he's like, this fucking wide now. It's crazy. Shoulders are so fucking wide now. No. Is that what you look for it, man? What's that? That's what I look for in a man. Yeah, he looks good. He looks good. Look at Dorito Now I just I break it up and I have like all these different so why can't you do it all at once? Why do you have to have a leg day and an om day? Well because like it's nice to have certain body parts like rest like you shouldn't hit Chess two three days in a row.

You hit chest and then you hit it like four or five days later. I interrupt you on your routine. Go through your routine. Cause your people are curious about this. Your muscles grow. Otherwise, if you're hitting them so much, then you're not. It's like, like, break down and you recover.

Yeah, recovers when you build the muscle. Recover is important. Yeah. I do biceps, backs, traps, abs, and then I hit chasera day. And then I do triceps, chest, traps, abs, and then I hit calves every day. And then I do triceps, chest, shoulders, abs, and calves. And then I do a leg day, just like straight up. That's a three day routine. Yeah, so I'll do three on, one day off, three on, one day off, three on, three on,

three on, two day off. So if I wanted to replicate in my house, all the equipment that you use, how much money would that cost? Cause I don't wanna go anywhere. You can do versions of my lifts. I don't use machines all that often. You can just get a bunch of free weights, but it's nice. I have specific days for specific muscle groups

cause I like to isolate things and hit, make sure I hit everything specifically. At least once or twice. So there's several ways to do a bicep curl, right? The way you do it at the gym with what you use, how much would it cost to replace all this machine? Oh, what do you get assume like $5,000 machine? Defer?

It's expensive. I mean, I would just like, just a strip like a squat rack, that was a barbell, then it's about a spit. With a squat rack and barbells and dumbbells, like, I don't know how much that's alone. Yeah, I don't know how much that would run you, but I think that that could get you by for sure.

This is just like a nice squat rack with a bench. I don't even know what a squat rack is. What the hell is that? It's a rackage. Yeah, it just holds the bar so that you can, you can do pushups or sorry, you can do a bench press. Binch press, you can do squats, you can do curls. press bench press you can squat so you can do curls in my head so it's like if you're in squat is we put the bar on your shoulders and then you squat down with the weight on you and

If you get in trouble, you'll be able to drop and the the bar does go down with you. Yeah, it has like safety Thank a squat rack. Although I used an I used an older old school one that's like it's literally just like four bars That is literally the exact squat rack when When I was that, they have it in my gym. That's literally it right there. The one they showed. When I was in my same model. I was in my late teens and I was seeing the dudes at school who were like, they've clearly decided they're gonna be buff dudes. And I was like, oh, I guess I could just become that

because I saw them be skinny once and they became true. So I was like, I wanna do that one day and now that's it's like 12 years later I still haven't done it. Yeah, I'm now convinced. I'll never do it ever because I'm never gonna feel like I have enough time to do that But you maybe I can't like like feel like Brad Pitt shape like six pack abs and stuff like that because you're thin Dude naturally. Yeah, but I think it'd be weird if I was like if I let let you, if I like this is good as blame, I think that'd be weird with my head on that. I mean, you're I think your face actually kind of changes too. Like you the weight distributes differently. Yeah. Like, I don't know. People say that like, oh, he's got steroid jaw, which I don't know if that's a thing or not. Like if your face actually

takes different structure, what happened to your jaw when he took stone? I don't know. I'd say I'd never heard of that in my life. This thing that I don't really get to blame is been hearing about. I always hear that with human growth hormone. Is that what it is? It makes shit grow, you get a big brow, you get big hands, and all that stuff. I've heard about that.

What did people take that for? To grow? To grow? Like Sylvester Stallone takes it. It's a fitness thing, but what do they take it for? I mean, Sylvester Stallone looks like he's always in a state of being in the pump, you know? Yeah.

There are people on stem cells now anyway. What, okay. Isn't it all about stem cells? Sure, Gab. It's all about stem cells. Like steroids are old news. Take some stem cells and rub them on your gum. You're good to go.

Isn't Mel Gibson doing stem cells? He's, I don't know. Probably. I think you're thinking about human growth hormone. But at a certain age, like there's nothing like, it's whatever, you're gonna die in the next like 10 years anyways, so it's like why not just like look fucking fantastic. So I think I'm pretty sure like,

still don't like melgips in and shorts now you're all doing some shit, that's making them look like beasts. Oh, you don't think they were all doing that stuff in the 70s when they were, I'm sure they were. I mean, if they're not competitive bodybuilders, if they're acting and that's why they want to look as good as possible in camera,

what do we care what they do? I don't care. They're not competing. I mean, they kind of are, but it's different, you know? I don't know. It's an athletic thing. People say it all the time. We should totally have a steroid Olympics. For sure. Be quality. Give you a way better. It's like the craziest, stupidest world records. What way would I do that? I look up Stanley, what does human growth do? What does the Hulk, Excel's your? You mean the Hulk?

Growth. Oh my God, I started an argument on Twitter the other night. I couldn't sleep, so I was just like found myself in a weird hole in YouTube was watching hunting videos and stuff. And this guy got really angry that he killed a deer. I didn't watch that video, I saw that. Who killed a bear? I got killed a deer. I killed a deer, video, I saw that. Who killed the bear?

I got killed a deer. I killed a deer, so I was like, why is this guy happy? Can someone who hunts tell me that argument? It was over 24 hours ago. That argument is still happening in my Twitter. Oh, I have that too. I made a tweet about that, something similar today.

Yeah, it's not about hunting, but about some of the contracts where you could just be like, and walk away and chaos in your mentions. And I don't even care, honestly, I fell asleep after that, and I woke up and I didn't care anymore. But, and then I got a load of shit because I gave a little gross warning

because blood came out of the deer, so I was like gross. And everyone yelled at me for doing that. Not even yelling at me for the disapproving of hunting, which I was like, someone tell me about this hunting thing. Just because I warned people that I was blood, people would get, like, Santa was a pansy and giving me grief and stuff. I remember that, right?

It might have been the phrasing. Like, the gross seemed like an afterthought saying that the act itself was gross. Not enough care not to get the fact that it was a gross reward. I didn't get that it was a trigger warning either. It's like, okay, gross. So I should have just done like, gross can also apply to behavior, right?

Not just an image that you said. My gross just like blood was spewing out on the ground. Right. But that's how I took it. Like what we're saying is like that the act itself was gross. I personally feel like any animal killed for food is just like you either Understand that that happens or you should be a vegetarian, which is a totally normal lifestyle. Yeah, I wasn't like it's a trophy animals that that's where my line.

Yeah, I've seen it. What have you seen what? Have you seen Okja yet? No. Oh. Yeah, I see it. Okay. Yeah. What I've seen what I've seen Okja yet. No, oh the giant hippo thing on Netflix. Yeah, no, Hansi. He deals a lot with that like dealing with the gross reality of where your food comes from. Oh Yeah, yeah, I wasn't even trying to do an anti hunting tweet. I just didn't understand why the guy got emotional from The day it wasn't even he was like why did you question let me ask you a question. Why did you scream like Luna takes when you got 100% of the achievements on Paggle? Why?

Took us four years, didn't think. Didn't think it was a accomplishment. For somebody to get a bow kill like that and cause they have like stalks. That's their hobby. Was it with a bow? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah. He might do that once every two years or, depending on the sense of a hunter. Yeah. It was with, it was with me. Like the day it wasn't even dead. It just collapsed. Yeah, this guy's like Super happy that you killed this no, I mean that's kind of a rough image. Yeah, I I Which in that off? I

Was growing up and I knew I would never hunt was bow But I know the bow either I knew a bow hunter and like you said, he would potentially go years without killing one. And what he would do is he would literally like, you know, cover himself in deer piss and sit in a tree for like eight hours a day, waiting to see if a deer came close. And that way he could shoot it. And which is crazy because you think with far inferior bows and arrows, that's how people had to eat. And for millennia, when people naturally smelled like piss because they weren't showers yet. With far inferior bows and arrows. That's how people had to eat for Millenia and people naturally smelled like piss because they weren't showers yet. Yeah, you got it You're shit either the thing that was fucked up about that and I haven't watched that video

That was the only clip I've seen it but the fact that he's like celebrating having an selfie interview with himself No, there's just a guy there shaking his hand. There's no whatever it is. They're having this great exchange Well, the things like suffering in the back. It's like, go kill it. Go kill it. Yeah, go kill it without it's me. I agree with that too. Well, it's too fat.

I think it was a hot shot. I think it didn't last very long. Still. Alright, even in the last video, and it lasted long enough for me to think, exactly what Blaine thought was like. I think you get out of the tree, go fuck and cut that thing's throat. Yeah. I think it's still considered a human killer if you get it through the lung,

the heart. Yeah, it's tough. The lungs are the worst though, because it it just all comes out there mouth. No, they drown in the run blood Yeah, this is a we should have took more importance conversation But a lot of people were because I've never seen the hunt because the way I was raised It was like I had nothing to do. I didn't have had a gun or anything I've never hunted in my life But it was interesting to see the point of view of hunters of like population control and the damage that Because of It was interesting to see the point of view of hunters of population control and the damage that because of, you know, overpopulation. Yeah, you have to take the population down a lot to do like tons of damage to farms and

other animals. Which is really interesting to me because there's also a point in time, I want to say it's in the 20s or the 30s where white tail deer were on the verge of extinction really in this country. And the conservation policies that we came for hunting and limits and things like that now brought them back to the point where they're basically almost like pests. Yeah.

And definitely some types of wild hogs are in parts of the US. And it's funny to me because when we talk about stuff like climate change, a lot of the opponents of climate change are people that fall in the same categories as hunters and like farmers who are more affected by climate and who also understand the policies and the impacts of things like conservation. And yet it's those, what tend to be rural communities

who fight the climate change stuff like fucking crazy. And I always attributed it to the fact that with the coal industry, but then John Oliver just did the story about the coal industry, the coal industry is like 146,000 people. I thought it was less than that. I thought it was like 15,000 ridiculous people. Well, even if it's of 146,000 people,

it's like, it's not that many people, you know, for the population, 350 million. But I have always, always, always, always been perplexed by the resistance to climate change policies by people who are more conservative and live in rural communities, who honestly are more outdoorsy than the rest of us. Like a guy living in New York

isn't going into the polluted streams or anything like that. It's like in that person, seems to be more likely to be worried about climate change and things like that. These people who live outdoors and understand conservation policies seem to fight climate change. I've always been fascinated by that disconnect. That completely total disconnect.

I can see it both ways. You know, I grew up in a very rural area with a lot of, you know, like ranchers and, you know, hunters and stuff like that. And I think a lot of them were very, and this was in the early 90s, so totally different world. A lot of them were very interested and curious about climate change. I think they were very inquisitive about it and were concerned. So I think maybe that's, I don't know what's changed since then. Yeah. I don't know what's happened. Well, you're in a unique position too. Can we talk about

how your connection with conservation in game? So Gus's dad was game warden, which is to me, one of the most dangerous jobs in the fucking world world because you're rolling up to a camp to enforce hunting laws and limits. And probably when you roll up, everybody's drunk at the camp, and they all have fucking guns. Right, and you're gonna ride on a ticket. And you're the government, like, showing up to tell them they can't do that, or whatever. Fuck, I never thought about it.

That's I. I only went to work with him once. He had been sick and he had to go out for some reason, and it's like the middle of the night is when you work, right, like he's out there. And I had got, I don't know what time it was, it was sometime really late at night. And we saw some people who were poaching

out of the distance. And my dad turns on the lights and his truck. And he's like, I'm gonna go out there. I'm gonna talk to them. If you see anything go down, there's the M14. It's like you get behind the truck and you just give me cover in fire so I can retreat back to the truck. Oh, what? You should never have that conversation with your father.

Dude, I said that I haven't had that conversation with my kids yet. How to lay down cover fire for me. Like, if I have, but I was cheeky. I was recently in Alabama with Destin and guns everywhere, they all have guns. And I was just in his kitchen and he had two pistols on the counter. And I looked at them and I was like, if this was my kitchen in England and police came in,

I'd go to jail. And it's just so weird how like the laws is so different, the fact that I would be jailed, and he just has them in his kitchen, just like the casual like, there's a spoon, there's a gun, there's Spaghetti, you know, it's just so casual. So weird to me.

Was it Spaghetti or? Oh yeah, Spaghetti. We were talking about that also. I read on, read it the other day, that Spaghetti is the plural of Spaghetti. See, I thought, is the diminutive form of Spago, which means like twine or little line,

thin string or twine. Spaghetti. So spaghetti is the plural diminutive of Spago, plural diminutive of thin string or twine. With. So one spaghetti is a Spaghetti. Yeah, the question is, can you buy just one stick? Get out of here. Go to the store and buy a spaghetti.

Why spaghetti? Bring us one spaghetti. One spaghetti. I'm not that hungry. One spaghetti. I was just so I was aware of the pastos from like from a rough area. Oh, spaghetti is the region. Oh, it's spaghetti. It was the spaghetti. Good. But if you get only one spaghetti, they only get one stick of butter to Oh, it's a spaghettel. It's a spaghettel. It's good. But if you get only one spaghettel, then you only get one stick of butter to put in there. Keep it from sticking. They missed it.

He missed it. He totally turned away. Let me read this other thing right here. No, I'm reading a question. There's reading a question on Twitter. Someone wants to know what our opinion of the new Saw movie is. This is a new Saw movie? Kid Saw.

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Mm-hmm. Rotini. Looking it up now. Rotino. It comes from, da-da-da. This singular of lasagna is fella. Oh, they're only called rotini in America, while the Italian name is Fusilli.

Yeah, Fusilli. I didn't realize that it was a thing. Fusilli in Gary. Yeah, I knew that. In the US, these may also be called colloquially Scroodle? Scroodle noodles. Scroodle with a cane instead of a sea.

No. Scroodle macaroni or cork screws. Where the fuck do you live that you call that scroodle? I'm like, I'm scroodle pasta. Let me look up scroodle. That sounds like, I'm gonna look up menu scroodle. That sounds like a hair that grows on your scrotum. I've got a couple of scrotals I need to clean up.

I've got the razor off to curl the scrotals. What's your grooming? What you got going on? Right now? Yeah. Well, being a landing strip, being a distance relationship is pretty great because I don't have to do that often. But maintenance wise, I go with your A game.

What's your A game? Oh my A game? Yeah. Okay. It's, I clear out Oh my A game? Yeah, like okay. It's I clear out this patch and then I kind of like do like a nice transition from my belly hair to my, to nothing. It's similar length.

It's like gut has it like slides right into pubis. Kind of. No, actually this is kind of like clean because I don't want like hairs like I don't want it. I want my dick to not be like surrounded by fur, you know? You're doing this. I want it to just be like clean, because I don't want like hairs, like I don't want, I want my dick to not be like surrounded by fur, you know? You're doing this. I want it to just be like skin, painless. And then the dick of course is clean shaven,

and then the balls like I go through and kind of like, trim those up, you gotta watch out because you don't wanna cut your scrotum. Nope. So how do you trim this? Great. It's stretchy, so I just kind of like, like Mr. Fantastic, I'll stretch it out and go,

but I'll hover the razor above. With a wet shave razor? No, like one of those little trimmers. I got a ball shaver and a trimmer. See, I've nicked the scrape with one of those. I have a good one. Fucking awful. Just a tiny little cut, doesn't bleed much,

but it's like, ooh. Yes, I didn't think that was possible. Yeah, yeah, with, can you just like, you're just like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Why did that cut? I hit the go gooch, show lift up and go. Oh, yeah. But, you know, my time's shaving, my balls is also my time to, for cancer check.

Just like, do I have an extra gnar, no, good to go. Have you seen, there's a, what's that show called on Netflix? There's a TV show called Embarrassing Bodies. Are they English, yeah? Yeah, English one. Like I think in the UK it's called Embarrassing Bodies. Are they English, sir? Yeah, English one. Like I think in the UK it's called Embarrassing Illness. Or we're not Embarrassing Bodies.

Okay, must be Embarrassing Bodies. Yeah, it's a British show. It's fucked up. Where it's just doctors who drive around the UK and then they set up a clinic. Super salad has a tuna scroodle salad. There you go. And people who have embarrassing questions

about their bodies can come in and ask these doctors and they film it. I guess it makes sense for them, because since they have nationalized healthcare, they want people, they want to remove that stigma and have people comfortable with it, but they just show everything on that show. Wait, so is it more about,

you wanna see someone's anus? If you got a question about the anus, that's what they're gonna feel. That's the thing in the show, right? Do you like demystify that shit? Is it embarrassing bodies as in like, oh, you have silly things that happen in your body? Will I some form you about it? Or is it like they findify that shit is embarrassing bodies as in like oh you have like silly things that happen Your body will listen for me about it or is it like they find people that have weird shape?

No people who are embarrassed about something on their body come for to ask doctors What is it that's got a cool actually because if you are embarrassed about something you should put it on TV Right, that's what I thought like one of them was like this woman was embarrassed about it I know what that woman's but hole looks looks like, because she was embarrassed about it. And I'm never gonna see this woman when I've seen her butthole. How many buttholes have you seen? Her's I have, I just thought.

She has skin tag. And porn? Tons. So it's just so weird how different that you talked about, guns being different. Like how weird television, the differences in television is between the UK and the US. So what do you guys think, and I'm not,

I don't wanna like start some weird, like, debate, you know, like fight or even what's politically correct, what's not, but breastfeeding in public. Totally fine. Because, okay, sure, what about if it's like, you say, okay, go ahead. What if it's the person sitting right next to you on a plane and don't have any sort of color?

I don't care. I don't care. There's no problem at all. But I was locked in on the seat and it was kind of like, what do you worry about? It's not a sexual thing, that's a thing. It's like you think of boobs being sexual. It's not, breastfeeding a kid is not a sexual thing at all.

I did the tip. Touch you. No, but the baby was touching me while sucking on the tip, which made it a very intimate experience. Hey, I am like, okay, if a lady needs to feed the baby, yes, the baby's hungry, it's convenient for the mom, like do all that stuff. I don't care if you have like a cover and stuff like that,

but I was on a plane and I was locked in my seat and it did kind of feel weird because I looked over and I was like, oh, like he was like right there. Yeah, but in the baby was like, I assume it doesn't feel that way to hurt. She's like, the baby was doing, literally doing this. Like you?

Milk was going into it, yes. On you. Yes, the baby was grabbing me. What the heck? Did somebody else get touched? You totally embarrassed me. I would say that she should have tried to prevent her kid from touching you, because that's just you being touched.

Yeah, regardless of the breastfeeding. Yeah, that's a two different things. Yeah, that sort of sort of thing. Yeah, because like, titty feeding pot is fine. Sure. Because I would have ignored it, and I would have been like, oh, sorry. It's when it interacts with you alive. Like I would have ignored it and I would have been like, oh, sorry. It's one of like, interacts with you alive.

If she's caught in milk, can you ride? That would be an appropriate thing. Well, I was. Well, it's pretty close. We have a discussion about it. Also, the other kid that she had with her had shit in his pants and was crying on. You weren't a bad flight. I would be more of a flight.

I mean, that's the thing you'd be upset about. I mean, you said that I wasn't sitting next to my girlfriend. You would sit next to your girlfriend on the plane? Oh, no, we met up in San Diego. Got it. Yeah. But I did have this cool baby that was to my girlfriend. You and so next to your girlfriend on the way? Oh no, we met up in San Diego. Got it. Yeah, okay. But I did have this cool baby that was grabbed my shirt while it was totally fine with that.

I think more of that should take place. I don't, sure. I don't like when people say that they should go to like a bathroom to do that. Like, no, I don't wanna eat in the fucking bathroom. Fuck you. Yeah, no, bullshit. That's so stupid.

So stupid. You know, this falls into my thing that I get upset about is people who hate kids It's like you were a fucking kid. I you know, it's just like is it people just don't want to see abreast No, that's yes. Yeah, that's it But there's a general people who have zero fucking empathy for children But we were all children everyone had to be a child, but they're being they reach a nature like I hate I don't fucking you kids. I'm inconvenienced by them. I I hate kids. I don't fucking hate kids.

I'm inconvenienced by them. I wouldn't say I hate them though. There are people go out of their way to tell you how much they hate kids. I don't hate kids. It's a fine thing. It's good for you and you're fucking connoisseur. People will assume I hate kids

because I don't want kids. But if you're a kid, if you saw a woman who will be the best, if you say she was just sat in this place and she was like, hey everyone, my baby's full. If any of you wanna come and just finish off one of these tits, would you find that inappropriate?

Yeah. What are you on about? Yes. What is this hypothetical situation? Yes. So it's just the baby that's fine. This isn't a million dollars, but. A, like a full grown man can't drink.

I think maybe he's just having a diaper. You might have shits your pants. I think I'm, I think, shits your pants. Yeah, I don't want to, I don't want so. Yeah, I don't want to want that. That's the same. No, okay, no, I said, I've got an extra diaper. Do you want to shit in it? That's the same.

Yeah. So you would, you'd be waited out by a full grown man doing it. Yeah? Yeah, there's a scene in a Gene Carey movie. Oh, right. Yeah, it's so far away. Me and my girlfriend are in it. That's tough for me to watch.

The Fairleigh Brothers? Yeah, of course it is. That's such an extreme scene. I mean, my stuff from the green. And that's tough for me to watch. The fairly brothers? Yeah, of course it is. That's such an extreme scene. It's such a fucking nutty scene. I said that he's got this stuff. Oh, God. I didn't want to be clear that I don't have a problem. I'm not going to come up with that.

Have you been approached in that situation? No. OK, someone offering? No, I know. It's ever offered me like, would you drink it? Because it doesn't have a stranger? No, no, no, no. Would you like if it was just in a bottle? No. What? I know, one's ever offered me like, would you drink it? Cause it doesn't have a stranger. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's actually, you recognize that. That if men could nurse, then it wouldn't be a stigma. No, no, I'm saying there would not, if made could nurse,

I don't think there would be a stigma against men nursing, is what I'm saying. Yeah, but also the stigma of nursing in public would also probably go away. You know what I'm saying? Probably, but I would like to be clear I don't, I don't stigmatize that. Like I have no problem with people breastfeeding in public.

It was just the kid driving my shirt, it was a little uncomfortable. And then by the way, the dude would be the person who asked you, hey, you want to finish this off? That would be the person who asked you, hey, you wanna finish this off. That would be a guy thing to say, I think. I would try to do shik shots. Just like, if I had milk, would you have some? What?

If I had milk, not even in your coffee. No, because I've never, I've never, I've never kissed you, we haven't kissed, right? And for anything? No, it's not romantic What if he had just like the finest coldest delicious this is cold and you had a bowl of cereal and you ran out of milk and you were in India Everyone's used to get confused people. Yeah, this is just confused people We're in India someone's giving you hot milk and you like Gavin you got any cold then he cold milk and I'm like

Yeah, we got hot milk in our cereal in India and it ruined Gavin for the rest of the life You see no we'd go bite and I was like Hot like warm but hot and I'm like this and I broke worse. I didn't tell Gavin That's like something's wrong. That, I'm just like, that's like, so is wrong. That's like super watery. I'm calm at that point. What is wrong with the couch tonight? Why, what, my question was a valid question.

We want, anybody want to finish me off? That was a valid question. It was like, it was settling the line. It ended up questioning me for it. The baby is what makes it fine. Right. No one was disputing that. Yeah, I'm just writing it out for everyone.

Thank you for writing it out. But could you imagine if someone was feeding a baby out of a baby jar with a spoon and going, oh, here it comes. And somebody lost by ghost, that's disgusting. I'm really like, go in the bathroom and see that baby. So terrible. Just a terrible, so stupid.

We were talking about climate change stuff earlier, reminding me of when Gavin and I were in India, when we got the hot milk, our, never phrase it like that. Our incredible, our incredible guide, Mansur. No, Mansur, what was the name? Thomas me, so incredible. Sir Rob, Sir Rob.

Didn't know what you was saying. Sir Rob. Yeah, Sir Rob told us. Mansur. We looked up the weather of the day we were leaving. It was 125 degrees. Fair enough. Yeah.

When we know. Yeah. The world was on fire. We were almost crossed back over though. It was really scary. The was 125 degrees. And we were commenting on how hot it was. It was halfway to boiling.

Think about that. That's crazy. It was actually 106. It was like, it was high for ease in Celsius. Crazy. The road was melting. And then we said, yeah, it's 125 degrees and he looks at it and goes, oh yeah, that's a lie.

What do you mean it's a lie? And he goes, oh yeah, the National Weather Service will lie about the temperature. Because it's actually much hotter than that, but they won't put that out there because then all the farmers will commit suicide. So they just, whoa. Yep.

I was like, that is, that's real life hitting the face, man. Alana told me about in Australia that every now and then they'll have these like heat waves, they'll have these hot days. So in Texas, we don't get snow that often and some in most places in the new states, you get snow and hey, we cancel school. It's a snow day.

I roads are icy, et cetera. Well, they have the opposite, which is it'll get so hot with a little cancel school because it's like, it's just too fucking hot. It's just dangerous. I don't have like air conditioner or there's something. Well, I'm sure they do. They're my not.

Maybe, I don't know. I mean, you're having a laugh but like, I'm not having a laugh. I mean, dead serious. That's why you have it a laugh. I know people who live in Seattle where like a couple years ago, they had a big heat wave and they would go to the movies during the day because they had no air conditioner.

God, stop joking. Not joking, I'm fucking be serious. It's similar in UK and in places where I usually called, like France, it happens a lot when there's like a heat wave and all the old people die The ridding of the thing yeah Because you come me off and jog On these days it's totally normal for just a bunch of old people just fucking Yeah, what? Oh my god

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Did you see, you could just not be an easy target. The other day that Christopher Darden had an AMA on Reddit. Who? He was one of the prosecuting attorneys for OJ Simpson during their murder trial. He was brutal. Like you always hope in an AMA that someone will be very honest and very direct and give you the answer

Said you're curious about yeah, he was no filter 100% just like what is it with like Q&A in written form where people just get honest as hell. It's really weird Give me an example guys. I'm gonna. I'm gonna look for one here. It said Where was it? Okay? Someone asked if you were walking down the street and saw OJ or he approached you, how would you feel? What would you say? His answer was, I wouldn't feel anything one way or the other. I sure as hell wouldn't be afraid of him. I'd probably tell him to get the fuck off my sidewalk

and take his ass across the street. Wow, all right. Like, he was like, really, really brutally honest. Someone else asked, is it true that OJ could come out publicly now and say, yes, I did it, I killed him both and nothing could be done about it? Christopher Darden writes, yes, that is true. He has been found innocent and to prosecute him again

in state court with constitute double jeopardy and would be precluded by law. Did I say innocent? I meant not guilty. Wow. Better. He also got to point out this guy lost that case and it was the highest profile court case

in probably what, almost a century. People still talking about it. Yeah. Oh no, no, no. You got like, oh shit, I'm gonna forget all the names but a bunch of the stuff during the civil rights movements and stuff, those are pretty. Man, but the television aspect of it,

I mean, somebody said I've never seen a better flashback to the 90s than being in a hotel, or they were in a business, and everyone was watching OJs in the courtroom on TV. And it's like, there's a point in the 90s, where people just sit there and they watch it constantly. You know? I feel like that's our election coverage.

What do you think would be the biggest trial that would be before that? Before that? You're talking about like civil rights stuff. I think yeah, Rodney King, like Rodney King caused riots, but there wasn't like, it'd be like the Scopes trial or something. I was thinking like the Hindenburg babies. What's the, what's the, what's the, maybe they got so, Lindbergh. Lindbergh, Bay. I don't know the Timmy, Timmy, the McVay was like big fucking deal for me. Yeah, I mean, no, no big deal. I don't know if that's a big deal. I don't know if team, Timothy McVeigh was like. Big fucking deal for me. Yeah, I mean, that was a big deal. I don't know if that's a big deal.

I don't know if that's a big deal. But if the court case was a big deal with him. I think it was a big deal, the incident was. I think the court case was like a four-bond conclusion at that point. But you're talking about how much pressure it is, like how big of a court case it is. And another answer he talks about,

like that pressure from having, you know, everyone watching you. And he said, personally, by the time the Simpson case was over, I lost more than 20 pounds, two teeth and had four root canals. Yeah, what's this guy's name? Christopher Darden. What's with the teeth?

Can you lose those stress? Or was he just drinking a lot of water? Trying to think about the prosecuting team. Is he the black guy? Yes. Yeah. I don't know. Just like maybe just...

What's that? Stress will affect your teeth. Wow, yeah. how does that work? I don't know maybe you have stress. It's like I need to like dip some stress. I mean I grind my teeth at night when I'm Yeah, I remember this guy really well. Yeah, so it was I thought it was a really really good AMA I think everyone should absolutely go okay. We're getting those pounds He's been like my favorite like favorite lines ever? What would you say to OJ? None of that thing.

I was in Vegas when he performed that robbery that he ended up going to prison for. You were there at the same time? Yeah, it was really weird. Wow. I was like seeing it on the news like, oh, right here on the podcast. Going to jail.

You were there. Oh shit, like that's happening just a couple blocks away from where I am right now. It was like seeing it on all the- I was the big becrol. Cauches. That was 94. Yeah.

I would have said, I wish you- Six of you had just stuck with police squad. Police squad? Naked gun. Was Naked Gunter police squad? So, the TV show was like from the Files Police Squad or police squad. And then the movie was Naked Gun

from the Files Police Squad. Yeah, it was- It's that scene is so fucking funny where he comes in, he's like, please put your hands up and like all those gangsters are in there and then he proceeds to die in the most exaggerated death. That is like,

I'm in a bad trap, but he's like, oh. Yeah, and then he sticks his hand on pain, he's like, oh no, like it's so funny, but I can't watch that, it totally breaks the moment because it's so, I can still watch that laugh, it's still pretty funny. I mean good... I can still... It's so Jay. I can still watch that off. It's still pretty funny.

I'm gonna laugh at it, actually. And then the end where he rolls down the stairs and the wheelchair and goes, Pfff. That's my love naked gun. It's great. They have the queen in that. Yeah. The look-alike for her.

Yeah. That's what I was saying about the queen. It's like, it's the queen in so many generations of comedy. Yeah, and at that time I was like, wow, she's already old. Yeah. And that was 25 years ago. It's the queen in so many generations of comedy. Yeah, and at that time, I was like, wow, she's already old. Yeah. And that was 25 years ago. It's incredible. Someone online is saying, uh, uh, uh, Dr. Chis is saying,

what about the Menendez brothers' trial? That was big. That was pretty big. Not nearly. Not nearly. Like, I wasn't big at the time, but it didn't have legs. Like, it didn't stick around. Why did, uh, why did the Cosby thing just totally,

like, a fart in the wind? Like, I feel like, no, there was no real gravity behind it.. Why did the Cosby thing just totally, like a fart in the wind? Like I feel like, no, there was no real gravity behind it. What was that? Cosby thing. The Dylan people. Yeah. Like it just kinda, he's innocent. We had a, what was that mistrial?

What was that mistrial? What does that mean exactly? Put that in the lemons. They couldn't reach a verdict because some of the jurors, I think what it came down to was, couldn't like, they were biased because of who it was, but we're gonna find people who don't know who Bill Cosby is. Sure.

You know? And they just couldn't reach a decision. They couldn't reach a unanimous decision. I saw an arc ring, she was leaving the courtroom one point, and like there was a bunch of people lined up and he went, hey, hey, hey! And it's like, that was the most important thing. Oh, right, yeah.

He did not do that. He did, leaving the courthouse after the mistrial Fuck a talk to you. Do you really? And then he said he was gonna go on a nationwide tour Instructing people on how not to get accused of Sexual misconduct. Yeah, he can tell you not to be accused. He could die and I wouldn't I don't even know Why would you start with that? That's a paraphrasing. I should look up his exact words. Well let's be fair, if he's innocent,

why can't he do his little noise thing? I feel like that's kind of spitting in the face of sexual harassment victims a little bit. I just thought you'd not take it seriously. I don't know. Now, plain total devil's advocate here. If he was completely wrongly accused and he is innocent and he's on trial, do you think he would give a shit about that? I mean, if he was innocent, I accused, then he is innocent. And he's on trial.

Do you think he would give a shit about that? I mean, if he was innocent, I'm not saying that he is. I don't believe actually that he is. But if he was wrongly accused of saying he's innocent and he's gonna go around, so you're speaking in the face of sexual assault, he'd be like, I don't care.

I just spent the last three years in my life being wrongly accused of this thing. I still feel like he should handle it with a lot more grace, if that were the case. I think he should just be like, he was a beloved, it would be difficult to stay objective though. If you were innocent and being accused of something and your entire career and reputation

being destroyed over it, total doubles advocate here, not saying that he's innocent, but in that scenario, if he was, I mean, everything else would go to the fucking window. I still feel like there's a way more graceful thing than it's like, hey, here's not, this is how you don't, you know, get convicted of a horrible crime.

Well, let's make a joke of it. Yeah, what happens to your stuff when you go to jail? They can see, it depends on if your crime has some kind of damages associated with it, and then you could, your property could go to the person like the Brown family wanted the highs of entropy from Simpson and it was gone. And then some of the memorabilia ended up in the hands

of a collector, which is what he got busted for was breaking in to get his own memorabilia back. So if I was a jail for something that didn't, there wasn't damage, would my house just sit there or would they seize it and sell it? I mean, probably to Meg, right? It's a very good question. I don't know the answer to that question.

I mean, the affairs would have to be settled. You'd probably have to... Yeah, like, I'm supposed to feed my cats if I'm in jail. You got a lawyer? Lurek, take care of all that stuff. Yeah, Lure probably would just figure out who to give the cat to and then help you sell the house. That's why I'm always honestly so worried about

if ever I'm coming back into the country, if for whatever reason there were complications and I had to leave the country, I'd be like, I have to feed my cats. There's not a thing now, because I live with someone. But who do you lose? Yeah. Same thing to you.

I'll feed you cat. Thanks, man. I'll take care of it. If the song says it doesn't bite me and remove all the skin from my thumb. You see that picture? I did. It was gross.

Your thumb looked like an astronaut in a spacesuit. And you could see like it's face out of the front. It was weird, I guess it was infected, but I could see my thumb dying. Like all the skin was like, I'm out, I'm not being skin anymore. And then the skin underneath was over it. Skin underneath was so new, it was like really tender,

but I had the old bed skin on the top to like protect it. So that was fine. But then it would start sliding over it, and I'd be like, I really just don't want to touch anything. I feel like if I were telling you this story, you'd be going, yeah, it's weird. It's like you get desensitized to stuff when it happens to YouTube.

So if you bleed, if you're weird with blood, but then you bleed, I feel like that's less shocking than if someone else's head came off and they were bleeding. I think I still kind of get fucked up when I receive someone bleeding. You're right. Me bleeding would be less shocking than someone's head coming off. You are right.

Or if my head came off. A paper cut would be less shocking than a head rolling in front of me. Your own blood is less gross. Same with your own shit. There's still people who are so put off by blood that they'll pass out if they see their own blood. You're on.

Great joy. Sorry, I'm thinking about Game of Thrones last time. Other trailer we hadn't talked about yet that I thought was really cool. Was the, what was that? No, I was just like, oh my goodness, what do you think? Time out to fucking trailer. It Kingsman.

I'm so excited. Kingsman Golden Circle. I thought that trailer was also really well done. Yeah. Is it what? Yeah, second trailer? It's actually their first proper like full trailer before they'd had like teasers.

Don't with Frank Sinatra? That was the first one. Yeah. The second one was a remix of a Beatles song and a DS, yeah, or whatever that. I'm glad the Furthe is back in it. Yeah. I don't know how plot-wise is life,

but they look shocked in this new trailer as well. That's what I put in the church is the best action scene that I've ever fucking laid eyes on. It's so bizarre. It's amazing. Because it's all like one shot. It's yeah, exactly. I mean, you can totally see everywhere they made a cut. Yeah. But it's just like, it's so intense. And is it like a super high, like a super low frame rate?

It's very, the frame rate is normal. It's just the shot speed is very high. Yeah, I should have to be that's what it is Yeah, it's it's crazy. It's very gruesome. Free bird. Yeah, it's very hot. It's very gruesome But I really did I think it was really well done in in the new Kingsman trailer They introduced the US counterpart to Kingsman Statesman statesman Yeah, it was funny. It was really funny really a lot of like I like that a lot of very cowboy Type spies with like lassos and cowboy hat. I wish the first one was more R-rated Yeah, like the heads exploding was should a chicks very good. Yeah, I thought that part was out of

Place with the rest of the movie. I just like how English some of his I love Let's play him back the footage of Mark camel. I just like how English some of is. I love playing back the footage of Mark Hamill. He's like, you blew up his head. I love it. The, also in Kingsman, the backwards car chase was really cool, at the very beginning where the police are chasing him. Oh yeah.

And he's driving the car in reverse, like doing all those cool stunts. That was a lot of really cool. That's why I used to do when I lived in England. That was like, you drive backwards. You love the one shot stuff. You loved gravity. You definitely loved children of men,

which I never seen children of men. I've only seen that scene. Is it true? It's so good. We had that discussion on the podcast like eight years ago, but it was fascinating. Next movie. I love it when they do that.

Next movie night. We should actually have an outplay. Yeah, I'm telling you. I'll tell you what we'll do. I'll tell you what we'll do. Gavin, come over, we'll play some PUBG. Wait'm telling you. Say what we'll do. Say what we'll do Gavin. Yeah come over We'll play some pub G wait for it here comes a punchline folks and then we'll watch a movie together Gus you can come to

Whatever you came over and played pub G at my house You think I'd invite you to come to play pub G at my house if I really thought you were bad and I didn't like you I don't know see I don't know you Bernie really thought you were bad and I didn't like you. I don't know. I don't know you, Bernie. Like, you are a mystery. Oh, boy. That is the biggest mystery. I mean, I'm a mystery.

Do you think he's the biggest mystery at the company? No. I have somebody else in mind, but I'm not going to say who it is. Tell me. We can save it for the post show exclusively for first met. Okay, there we go. I'm very pleased. What the yacht have been better or worse

if I was there on the yacht? Y-Yacht is always better if there's a British person, but Ellie may have replaced you. Wait, two, we had a guy from London, we fell up and we had Ellie. So you didn't need any more Brit. Eh, we were all set on Brit, we were full up. She defended the British, uh,

maybe more annoying with British bullshit, me or her. Rule botania. Ellie. She isn't correct to people for normal stuff. What do I correct you on? When I say water and things like that, or you just like, you always see like poo poo shit all the time. Like what?

It's like this podcast. I mean, just like back up a couple episodes, throw a fucking rock and you're complaining about something. I would say that's bullshit. Are you what? Yeah. I'm gonna be on Gavin's side here, I think. I didn't correct you.

I think early Gavin's dead. I don't think Gavin's on that for a long time. Earlier in this podcast. You know, when people talk to you in elevators, you don't like when people in restaurants ask you questions. Earlier in this podcast. And when you get restaurants, you said,

you'll be with Smannoff, right? I'm giving you like eight examples here. Plates are too too big too much food Why am I bitching about this stuff? I do remember that people ask you too many questions when you order here. Do you have any options? Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, you'll talk to you in elevators. Gavin doesn't bother me about that stuff I mean he never like corrects me either you're always question you're always like tell me more about that You're like okay, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Ellie's way more You're right. All right. Well, let's wrap this up. Hey, we had a cool fan art. This is kind of funny

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