Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie Punks Jon - #460

Episode Date: October 3, 2017

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock Hello everyone welcome to the RESTEEF Podcast this week brought to you by Bumpus Proflowers and Squares. Yeah, professional reads the sponsors at the top of the show, Patrick, you don't have to remind me of 15 times. Do you remind me once? Do you remind me of one time? I forgot once. I'm Gus.

Oh, I'm John. I'm Moorla. I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus. Hi, Moorla. Good to see you again. Who's Moorla? I think the last time people saw you would have been

on our E3 stream that we did for YouTube. That's right. The electronic entertainment expo, right? Those are the three. That's a good job. What is it? I don't know. Electronic entertainment.

That's the three. Yeah. So, Marlow was, she was in town, so I thought, I'd be great to have her join us on the podcast, although she'd prefaced this by saying, Marlow has to leave early. So she'll be out, she'll, after what, the first half hour. Life is such.

Yeah. The life of an actor. Well, you keep an eye on the time for me. There it is, right there. Don't trust me to do anything, except for reddit on my laptop. I'm really glad that you're here, Moorla. Thank you.

I'm really because I got screwed over by someone in this company. Oh boy, this is, yeah. What happened? I'm putting them on blast. Uh-oh. Anybody on the set right now? So I came in and said, hey, bear with the towel.

I'm sorry, I ain't. I said, more or less here, how does she sit in the first part of the podcast? And Gus, who's normally a curmudgeon and does not deal with change well, said, that would be lovely, I'm paraphrase here. He said, that would be lovely because we only have three people on the podcast tonight

because of my blood. Chris DeMaris fucked me over. Oh, here we go. He scheduled a meeting and invited every single person who's on the podcast. Not just a meeting, but a table read for a new script which everyone of course wants to go to. He invited everyone, everyone, everyone here.

He invited Patrick as well. Why, why, do you say that Patrick? You just got like the head shake, like the dude. He just, he just found out. Okay. They're still inviting people like right now. You, you know, that's going to be here. I'm going to be here.

I literally got to learn. What the terrible time to schedule it. That was like he initially quick he hits at me then bite. And I he sent me the invite last Monday right after he got off the podcast. And I wrote listen I can't make it doing the podcast. He's like okay don't worry about it. And then I started trying to figure out who's going to be here on Monday. I couldn't find a single person.

I should be there for it as well, but I got the invite. And I was like, I can't, I gotta go for the podcast if I'm in town. That's what I do on Monday nights. Right. That's my job. I know what I can do. Brand new feature length script,

or am I gonna attend podcast number 460 billion? What is this one? What are we on? Oh God, what is it? Like 455 maybe? I don't know what this is. But this will be an eventful one. People will come back to this one? What are we on? Oh God, what is it? Like, 455 maybe? I don't know what this is. But this will be an eventful one. People will come back to this one on a regular basis.

So I do feel a little bit bad about missing it. I do. I wanted to do it. I wanted to go. Somebody else was totally available. John was totally available. John was available. When was that? Why was I? What? You were not invited to this thing?

I got invited today. Oh, did you? Yeah. I don't think live action likes me. What, go ahead. I don't think they really like me very much. I'm kind of the last on their list of any like invited to do anything with them or like

to try out for any of their projects or anything like that. I think I've like spurned other than MDB, which Blaine was nice enough after three seasons to invite me. I don't think it ever liked me. So more of 26, 49, What's that?

46, 46, Yeah. All right, I'm trying to think it never mic me so more like 40 or 60 or 65. I think what's that for 60? Yeah, all right. I'm trying to think it likes how somebody can make a joke out of that I'm gonna make some more. So wait a little more. No, there's a talk out of its mouth, right? Huh? He's putting the mouth up to the microphone like the sound comes out from there. That's where the more noise comes from.

I know, but that's normal for where all noise is coming from. It's the way a platypite works. So, Moorla, I'm going to let you in a little behind the scenes of our company here. There's a lot of inclusion issues for people at the company. I'm sensing this. I'm getting a sense of this. Is that a performer thing? Do you think, like, for people who work in the market? Wait, wait, wait, are you suggesting that performers might have like low self-esteem trust issues and be trying to vie for attention

constantly. A couple steps ahead of me but I was heading direction. I believe that's not true right? Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh people who are totally fine with all kinds of scenarios all the time. Did the SAG strike with video game companies that affect you? And what you do? Because you've been in a number of different video game franchises as a voice actor. I think everyone, everyone who works in video games, everyone who voices video games was affected by it. There was just, it just wasn't happening. Right. That's how strikes work. Yeah. That's it. It wasn't there before, and I'm like, I can still work on them.

No, no, no. Oh, I thought it was strike. I was like, I was re-strike. Yeah, I'm out of my job. That's the way that works. Nice. It's over. But I really, it is.

And they have a compromise in place. I know from experience how unbelievably stubborn the video game industry is when it comes to things like, honestly, like working conditions and pay and things like that. So I was surprised that there's any kind of compromise. I also know how long video game stand developments. And I thought, you know, if a video game, a video game, they can punt a performance a year, you know, and strikes don't typically last that long. But a video game development, they can say, okay, we'll just bring you in January of 2018, you know, or June of 2018.

Our game will still be in development at that point in time and we can do the voice work then. Right, it just depends on where the strike was happening and what part of the development cycle you're in because if you're at the very end, because with audio is at the very end, and then Vio is at the end of audio. So if you're there while the strike was going on,

that would really not great. I wonder if they, I wonder if they, I'm gonna say new that, and they could time that with like some really big companies in their DevCycle. I wonder. Well also there's, I mean, there's some games that you come out literally every year. So there always could be at some stage of that cycle.

True, true. I think it's like different developers that are, like for some franchises, they have like one big franchise, but then they have different developers working at a different time. So you go and you say you audio at the end. I'm kind of down a rabbit hole with voice over now,

or voice acting. I got a lecture, just in the right word, but I was corrected. That's straight. I got to do an interview with Andy Circus. Oh. And I referred to what he does as motion capture. And he very politely, but very deliberately, told me it's not called motion capture. It's called performance capture. Before it's captured. Because it's not, it's not, we're not just capturing motion, we're capturing performance. Yes. Which when you see war for the plan of the apes, you get it. I mean, it's like, you can see him

through the performance of Caesar in that. But, what's that? Peacap. Is that what's called? Peacap? I literally never heard that term. Oh, we're learning. Peacap and Mocap.

Well, Mocap's the old version. That's like the star, the more you know. Peacap doesn't have as much like a niceness about. Mocap, that's. Peacap, Peacap that's. Peacap. Yeah. Peacap. We're going after the shoot, you stick around and do the peacap after a second of thing.

But the voice acting that you do, so they don't bring you into the beginning and lay down a temp track or anything like that, when you get through it. That can happen. It depends. Different studios do different things. It's some studios, they have the whole, they bring in actors to do your vertical slice and to do table read and to do. No, let's say there's someone out there

who doesn't know what a vertical slice is. Not a single one. Not a single one. I'm not saying it right here. This is the second part of our audience. But you know what I'm just thinking with the audience and I'm curious, what's the point of the slice? So hypothetically, let's see if I can explain it well

and consider. Gus, you explain it. What's the vertical slice? It's essentially a portion of the game that's made for demonstration purposes. So like something you see in the three. A little element of everything. Like when they unveil watchdogs, playable at E3 in a demo,

that's a vertical slice. It's not the final game. It's like a target. By the way, that totally backfired on me. That's like a little improv game you play when I think no one knows anything. I make someone else explain it. I expected a bullshit answer. If that wasn't bullshit answer, that was really well done. Hey, what's in the video game industry? It's like it's like it's like taking it's just taking a slice of the game. Like a complete part, not the whole game, but just like a complete part of one section of the game, like a complete part, not the whole game, but just like a complete part of one section of the game, so that it's a good understanding of what it will actually

be like. Listen to the franchise, that Moorla has worked with. She's worked with Crackdown, BioShock, resistance. Which do you aspire to? I'm sorry. Lots of voices. Yeah. I'm like, holotapes and things.

A lot of it. BioShock two. Oh, yeah. She was in Call of Duty. She was battery? Lots of voices. Yeah. I'm gonna say hollow tapes and things. Oh yeah. Fire shock too. Oh yeah. She was in Call of Duty. She was battery in Call of Duty. That's right. Get your shit together. She was in...

She worked at Star Wars. She worked at Star Wars, don't you public? Yes. Halo Wars 2. Hornet. Yes. You were in the Guardians of Galaxy TV series. Yes.

That was one of the things that when we were talking about, I was like, I have lots of things to talk about and I can't talk about it yet. And that was one of them. That was one of them. So I'm zero on the destroyer in Guardians of the things that when we were talking about it, I was like, I have lots of things to talk about, and I can't talk about it yet. And that was one of them. So I'm zero on the destroyer in Guardians of the Galaxy. Well, it's not IMDB now, so everybody knows it. And then I think for all, I have a feeling for audience, they would best know her as the voice of Eris Morn from Destiny, The Taken King,

specifically for Destiny 1, essentially. Yes, the dark below and the Taken King. Yes. And as I was telling you earlier, like the voices of the hive and the gul. Do you know this? No. Yeah, she did Omnigul, the thing that screams that you constantly when you go to kill it,

she played that. Here. That's scary. Don't do that. She was doing it in a car. All right. I was like, we'll be through traffic soon. We did it in a car.

Because then it was, she was. I immediately want to do what I normally do when I hear that noise is go hide in that hallway. I think everyone else fucking fight that thing. God. I was watching Ashley play Cuphead. Have you played that yet, John? Yeah. So I do have a problem. I just uninstalled pray. So this reason I want to get too much into reviewing games here. I started playing this weekend. I was just trying to finish it. So I went to Easy. And one of my biggest complaints about any kind of shooter is games that leave you ammo poor

and every enemy is a bullet sponge. I put Prey on Easy. Yeah, Prey is that. Everything was a sponge. Everything was a sponge. I was like, forget it. So anyway, so I got rid of it. But Cuphead is like, it's like a game of boss battles.

Have you seen Cuphead? I've saw it at E3. Dude, that aesthetic is so cool. I think the music's great. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, she's in the next room playing it and I can hear it constantly and I'm not complaining at all.

But it isn't furiating. It's fun to play it. Very fun, but infuriating. I had that experience with it over the weekend where I was playing it and on Friday, there was like two or three bosses I just could not be. And I got really frustrated. Put it down.

Wilkup Saturday morning. It's like, I'm gonna try again and beat them all in my first. Dude, that is the way to do stuff like that is if you keep grinding at something, you'll never make any headway. But if you just step away from a little bit and then come back, you come back fresh. And it's great. Yeah, it was easy. It was like, why the fuck was this hard last night?

Right. I saw that someone played it and Like had zero damage. They got through the whole game with zero damage. Wow. Yeah, not me. That was not me No way that's too possible Alfredo was Alfredo Alfredo's nuts wait a fun moment. I went into Introduce her to you the team of her guys because they played a lot of destiny I thought be fun if she did like a guest thing on it and played some destiny with them.

And I don't want to give away anything. I want to make it to spoilers. But we walked in at the end of a battlegrounds match in which they made it to the top 10 basically. They had that moment like Jeremy was telling about that. It's just and she got to experience. I don't know if you ever seen people play by all grounds before I got to experience all that like crazy yelling and excitement of that moment and either it either ends with a super high high or a super low low

You know that the moment that always happens. It was like the perfect moment to walk in it's like here outside Yeah, it is tough. Teddy has a rule, Teddy's my 12 year old. He has a rule that's like, I'll play pub G with you, but you can't be serious about it. You, we played together over the weekend and you were pretty good. Yeah, I did okay.

And as far as like not being too serious or like being a... Does he drink energy drinks yet? Teddy? No, he got in the store the other day. He got, like in the game. You said in the game, oh no, he refuses still.

He's a stubborn about it. Excuse me? Yeah, energy drinks are how you like get a little bit of health. And it's like you can only bandage up so far in the energy drink. And he won't do it in the game. Why? Because he thinks they're like alcoholic or something.

He thinks they're adult things and he won't do it. It's like sweet though. So yeah, where are you going? wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I just wanna get energy drink. He's like nah. I'm not doing it. Straight edge. Yeah. But one of the things that's great about that is. Straight edge. That's our clan. We're a straight edge clan. But he'll do this thing where, like, I'd just say, going that house and clear that house out. And it works like 75% of the time.

He just runs in the house, blah, blah, blah, blah, with a shotgun, runs to the thing. He clears everybody out while we shoot the windows. Works pretty well. He just, but then when he loses, he gets so frustrated. Was that why he said, don't play it serious? Yeah, well, he does. He takes it, he takes the loss of like, super personal.

Yeah. He's at that age where, you know, winning and losing is tough. And Rainbow Six Seages, another game we play that he just like, when he gets killed, he's like, you know, you know, you know, in that stage where everything is BS. Yeah. Where was that guy? No way that stage where everything is BS. Yeah. Like, where was that guy? No way, shot me through a wall. I think it's like that.

Yeah. Yeah. I think you're gonna do. That's too funny to hear that coming out of like your 12 year old. It is. But he doesn't say BS. He just like, he's telling his tone.

He's just BS. So I was like, he's like, what the hell? He's getting there. He'll get there soon. Chill out. Just don't want to chill out. Relax. That's that's always good to do after PUBG. It'd be good to like have like a companion game you could make.

Or it's like yoga simulation or something. Or you like you relax afterwards. It's like chill out. That's what the parachuting part is. Like that's the win. The win going by. A little moment is then. Yeah. And Lindsay put it really well. We were talking with Lindsay.

She was in the, she met her office when they were recording. And you know, she talked about how if you're in PUBG and you have that moment where you're like searching and you're looking for stuff, she's like, then you feel like you're doing something wrong. When you don't see anybody for a while. And then you're like, I'm gonna, and then sure enough, that always helps me as I'll do that.

And I'll also not hear. Fee. Like a bullet zipping. Yeah. I don't know what was that. I'm just not realizing with you here, PUBG has zero VO in it. There's not a single voice in it. There's like grunting when you get hit.

Is there? Yeah, I think so. I don't think I can recall. I think you might be right. There's not like, oh, when you get hit or something. I don't think so. I know there's like like we can hit with a pan just goes dang. That game has that game. I'm on a pier.

It's a guy getting it because it's very Southern. Very Southern. Yeah. I find it today that Moorla also works in sound design as well. She does sound design for different projects that she works on additionally to. I don't know if you can talk too much about that. I can say what it, yeah. I've been in the blue. She sent me a sound file that's going to haunt my dreams basically. So I do in the editing and that kind of thing.

Well, I create the sound. Oh, okay. It's a fully other kind of thing. Yeah, but the design of the feel. So I was like, I'll stop talking, you can tell what you're doing. It's like, conceptual sound. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh no, you can't. You can't. Do you do platypus sounds? Okay, there you go, exactly. You're to that. Our version of that is we see a platypus and one of our editors goes, whack, whack, dang, dang, dang.

Dang, dang, dang. Where's your make a custom one of a kind one that just goes dang? Just the one that goes dang. One that you can, yeah. Here's our hope now, somebody will cut together a montage of pan hits with just us saying dang, dang. Everyone needs to get in mods for PUBG and get like a dang pack.

Dang. And all sorts of different ways I like it. It's got nice hollow sound to it too. Sometimes it goes, dunk, sometimes makes that noise. If you hit the right spot on the pan. Is that what it is? Yeah. It's a great item.

It's become, you know, in video game development, you can try to make things that the audience is going to enjoy. But inevitably, I think also developers tend to make things that they don't realize the audience is going to latch onto. Yeah. You know, like for us with Halo is like, we were making movies in it. That's not at all.

I didn't think what Bungie had in mind when they made this first person shooter game. And then suddenly everybody's making movies based on Halo and then in Halo 3, they had a full theater mode and everything else. So they really embraced it. And for battlegrounds, they have melee weapons. You can have a pistol, you can have a gun.

Pistols not a melee weapon? No, no, I'm saying all things you can have. You said can have a pistol. You can have a gun. Pistols not a melee weapon No, I'm saying all things you can have listing all the stuff. You said you have a pistol on the gun What you said you have a melee weapon This car was in there. It's a list not melee weapon continue. So it's not by not being invited I got invited eventually But uh anyway, what are the melee weapons you can get is a pan and a pistol. And sorry, John, you get a pan and the pan, it just weirdly turns out, also works as the best armor in the game. So when you have it on your back right here, if anybody shoots you there occasionally, you see bullets digging off the pan.

Have you ever seen the compilation videos where someone uses it to like, swap at bullets? Yeah, that's nuts. What are we living in where a game can do that? the compilation videos where someone uses it to like, swap at bullets. Yeah, that's nuts. That's wonderful. What are we living in where a game can do that? That's good. Like, actually, there's a bullet that travels through the air and you can swap it out of the air with a pan. That's crazy.

That's, yeah, that's insanity. Did we ever talk about the YouTuber that died? No, I shouldn't say YouTuber, the aspiring YouTuber that died. I think we mentioned it. I don't, do we ever bring the phone book one, right? It's just a book. I don't even know that it bring the phone book one, right? It's just a book. I don't even know that it was a phone book. I think it was a phone book.

What do you do? He had his girlfriend shoot him in the chest and he held a book in front of his chest. It's a desert eagle. I remember that. A 50 caliber desert eagle, right? Yeah. Like that goes through houses.

Oh. Yeah, and he died. And they were gonna do it for YouTube video. To what benefit? To be, you know, more followers, John, like and subscribe. They would get invited to the script reading for Chris' new fix. I got invited.

I got invited, okay? I got invited. The, I don't look at me like that. I want to look up that stupid, fucking invite and see how many people are on it. God, you're so mad about it. So mad about it. What?

There's, so participants, that's it. It's probably too much. It's probably too much. What up? There's, uh, so participants, that's 20, ain't there any more? You can, by the way, when I look at it on Google, 54 people. As book shooting gone wrong. What's the right version of that video? What's the, everything went fine. He invited 54 people to that.

That's, that's, that's, what, like 20% of the company. Yeah, it is. Here's all I imagine. It will still be going on when the podcast wraps tonight. Gus is gonna get out of that chair. He's gonna walk over to that thing. You're gonna go right to the front row and you're gonna sit there the rest of the time like this.

No, I'm not going there. They invite even, whatever. Whatever. It's so mad at Chris and Maris. I bet you are. And Josh. Are you mad at him because you can't have Chris on the podcast tonight? Isn't your mad about? No, he was on the podcast tonight? Is that your mad about?

No, he was on the podcast last week. So that's enough, right? So he knew he wasn't coming back this week. Yeah, you're just, you're upset that he knows how the podcast works and when it happens and still schedule it this time. Right. And invite it everybody you need.

Right. Can we move the podcast into the meeting right now? Yeah, that would be interesting. Like, we could livestream over there. Right. We'd have to like, I'd'm like, oh, well, we're invited. So we're just going to do that. Maybe take it over. Or you're not very difficult. Or you just cut their power. Oh, you got charged with manslaughter. That's what that would be, right? Yeah. I guess. But if they're all willing participants, it's accident that something went wrong. Like if somebody got

killed on a movie set, you wouldn't charge anybody with manslaughter, would you? Yeah, I think so. Like if a driver, if a driver, there was a recently driver who died in, what was that, something they were just shooting? And it was Deadpool. Was Deadpool? Yeah.

Yeah. Where she was hurt, I think. I was a female stunt person, I was hurt in anyway. But like, normally this are, you know, like in a movie, on a film set, you wouldn't have like a real weapon, right? Like what happened with a crow, with Brendan Lee? Right.

Right, like it was just like... There has to be some sort of negligence for it to be manslaughter, like, right? Press face. It's like snacks and then. Like you know what you're doing, like you have an intent? There's some sort of reasonable amount of, if you would have done this easy enough thing to, no, it should be common knowledge that this would, even you didn't mean to, the result should be obvious.

I don't know, I'm making up things right now. Patrick said it was a definition. I see internet. They call that modern jackass. The crime of killing a human being without malice, forethought, or otherwise in circumstances, not amounting a murder. Oh, so yeah, accidents.

Yeah, murder is the legal term. It means premeditated and deliberate. I guess manslaughter makes sense, but it's still, it's the charge she faces up to 10 years in prison and find it up to $20,000. If you at least 10 years of your life, the $20,000 fine is not like considering that. I mean, that's weird.

Wait, is that you can choose? No, you can't choose. Yeah, you want 10 years or 20,000. You phrased it that way as in like, I said, and a find it up to $20,000. Oh, so on top of losing that much time in your life, that's not. And a melee weapon.

And a melee weapon. You just stop it. You stop it. You're not understanding my list today. My list, you're getting lost in interpretation over there. A solution is not being translated well. You got me riled up because of how you said hi to me before the podcast.

Hi, hi. That was the fucked up thing to do. Yeah. What? That's not that fucked up. What you do, Bernie? Okay, so here, let me take my chewed up gum off of my wallet here. So I have a wallet here and it's a fine leather wallet. I enjoy it. It serves me well. It's a little gum on it. And I had my little leather wallet here, and I pulled it out of my pocket, and I'll do it towards the camera here.

I just pulled it out of my pocket, and I threw it towards John's face, but when I threw it, I said, metal, and I threw it to his face like that. And so when he said there were metal, it just locked in his head that I was throwing a piece of metal. Yeah, because I was like,

I wasn't fully focused on your hand throesamant. I mean, in fact, you know what I was gonna do? I was gonna compliment your hat as you were walking up. Your combo of this hat? I was getting ready to compliment your look and I was looking at your head and then he threw like some sort of dark object at me and yelled the word metal.

And I went right at my head. Pettanic, pure panic. Where are you saying metal? Because he's a metal. Like a metal. No, because I want him to think it was a metal thing. He knew that he was freaking that part of my brain. Right, right.

This is metal. Totally intended, exactly. Yeah. And you should have been around, because as a sound designer, you could have heard the sound of pure panic on a John. Damn. I didn't get sounded like this.

Dear. I was happy that it worked perfectly, though. It's like I didn't play in it. Or anything, it's like I said metal. You were making fun of me screaming, we were playing PUBG this weekend because at one point we were approaching another team in a building and we were actively firing on them

and at one point my game froze, but everything kept going on still. And so the battles happened, so my guy was just still walking forward. And then like, and so I was like, literally just walking towards the gunfight, not in control. I couldn't see it, but I can still hear you guys

talking over Discord. And then when it came back, I was standing in front of a sedan from the game, Dacia, that just exploded in front of me. Yeah. Literally, I came back and there's an explosion in front of me and I screamed and you made fun of me. You pretty much screamed before that. What was the sound of time for that? I'm front of me. So, Lily, I came back and there's explosion in front of me, and I screamed, and you made fun of me for scream. You pretty much screamed a little bit.

What's the sound of time for that? I'm not doing that, okay? We're not playing this game. I'm playing the game. I'm playing the game. That's how are you doing? I actually like this game. Gus, can I tell you something?

Yeah. So, I played PUBG with Jon on a fairly regular basis. And then, at this particular moment moment on this match, we were playing on his Twitch stream because John has a Twitch channel. What's your Twitch channel? You wanna tell people? It's twitch.tv, go fuck yourself, Brady.

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I don't know. I never ever. But you do it right now knowing I'm upset at you. And so you know that I'm gonna make fun of you because I'm gonna say that Twitch John was far different than regular casual pub G John. Yeah. You were kind of like, you had a different tone about you.

What's my tone? I don't know how to say, I can tell you were broadcasting because you were just like, you were a lot more talkative, obviously, because you're entertaining a lot of people that are watching. Yeah. A few dozen people. A few dozen.

Maybe it does, if. So, obviously, and you were, you were very vocal and it was very different to me because I couldn, because I didn't know anything about the stream. I can't see the chat or anything like that. I think actually, actually, when I stream with other friends, or people that I'm actually talking with, I actually don't think I get more chatty.

I think what it was was that you get a lot more descriptive too. Maybe, maybe this was, I don't know. Yeah, your kids were also playing and so I was having fun talking to them and messing around with them in the game. I love watching them try to figure out jokes and stuff like that, like they try out material and whatnot.

Yeah, I like that. I like asking them if they're amazed that they get to wake up every morning with the world famous Bernie Burr. And what was their answer? Their answer was immediately, no. They couldn't hear less. That was Teddy answer? Their answer was immediately, no. They couldn't hear less. That was Teddy, Teddy, like a million response.

No. I was recently had the opportunity to work with somebody that I admire greatly. And I would normally say who it was, but I don't want to say because of the story. And there was a marquee for the event. And they were there and we were taking photos and everything like that.

And this person's daughter was with them. And the photographer says, oh, get in here and take a photo with your parent. And the daughter goes, no. What? She was not having it. I was like, really? It's like, I think, when you're dead,

I think your dad is the coolest thing on the planet and you couldn't give a shit. You're just like, get the fuck out of here. No way. That terrifies me. Why, if not being cool? It's like, yeah, like one day my son will be like No, no, I don't I don't want to hang out with you. Yeah, right now. I'm still cool. Yep

Yeah, he's five so yeah Cool as well. Yeah windows closing. I was listening to different parents talk about dealing with their children here at her She's the other day and when it was like, yeah, my kid hates me. And we ended our night in an argument. And then another one with the clues has a baby. He's like, my baby smiled at me. You know, it's like too totally, too totally different world. Yeah, well, we all remember that.

I mean, we all remember teenagers and hating every moment of being at home. Yeah, so it comes to claim us all of it truly. It happens. My son asked me the other day. Um, we were going Wow like we were walking around. I was holding his hand and and he says he's like um mom Can you tell me what age I will no longer have to hold your hand Okay, I got like, okay. I got it right about now.

20. Yeah. I actually had almost the opposite moment this weekend of. Oh, thanks. No, I appreciate it. No, I have a four year old and she left the whole of my hand and I hold her hand all the time,

especially if we're in a crowded area. And she's this little thing that can disappear in a heartbeat. Sure. But this weekend, when I have my kids, I like to take them hiking, and I hold her hand all the time, especially if we're in a crowded area. She's this little thing that can disappear in the heartbeat. But this weekend, when I have my cats, I like to take them hiking, get to the side of the house, and the weather's really nice this weekend, and Austin has a lot of great hiking places.

So we went hiking, and we actually went long enough that we got pretty tired and hot and sweaty, and it was one of those moments that on the walk back, she went to grab my hand, and I had it like, sweetie, you're sweaty, and I'm sweating, I don't really want to touch any

other human being right now. I had to explain that to a four-year-old. Yeah, she was fine with it. Oh good. She got it. For now, until like 10 years from now, we're like, I'm sweaty and proud. Yeah, I know.

My daddy told me so. I gave her a complex. That's all I think, man. I remember, right, did you get Poison Ivy on one of your hikes? I got like a, like a, yeah, something like that. Something like that at one point was you, right? Yeah. Yeah. We were poison. We were talking about poison ivy today because more

let's get out of school. Rob yourself with poison ivy. And thought she was immune to it right and get anything. I didn't I was like, I know up until this morning, I actually thought, I'm like, Oh, I can't get poison ivy until Bernie, let me know that you to be allergic to something you have to be supposed to it once. And then the next time. And then the next time.

The first time you ever... So you wasted your first one. You were the freebie. You got the gimme. I'm like, ah, man. Can you imagine the lunacy of a kid rubbing themselves with boy and Ivy? If I came in, I saw my kid do the IB.

Thank you. What are you thinking? That was me. That's me. But don't you think about it too? Because you're a parent. So don't you think about it too, because you're a parent, so. Don't you think about some of the stuff you did as a kid? And you think, if my kid did that, I would choke them.

Like, oh yeah. Like, I boiled gasoline on my stove when I was a kid that was trying to make napom. I read about it on the internet. And I like how you tried to just like explain away why you're a boy again. I just thought, I like, I like, I like, I think back to myself doing that. I don't know how old I was, 12, you're a boy. I'm just fine. I was good on that. I think back to myself doing that.

I don't know how old I was 12. I don't know. And I think back to me doing that, thinking, what a idiot. What an idiot. My mom came over and said the whole place went like a garage. You know, like a mechanic.

It's like you'd smell gas everywhere. Yeah. So stupid. If I found my kids doing that, I would just lock them. I would handcuff them and throw them in their room. Yeah. And never allow a gas to come out of the room. No more gas for you.

You've lost your gas privilege. You've lost every bit of freedom for doing that. Let me read this thing right here. You got it. Actually, more like a more like a, more like does have to go to the airport, so we have to say good bye. Oh, look at that.

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It's just us, we've been abandoned by anybody else. I saw you playing PUBG the other day and I thought about like texting you to see if I could join. I actually didn't play any PUBG this weekend. You have never played PUBG with me outside of the office That is not true. I would do before I'm streamed I thought like Bernie said you're different when you're on stream talk right? I didn't that's before like I was in the discord And you all gave me the wrong channel or something. Yeah, like I was in like with someone else and then you got in and you didn't just

Fuller deal. Yeah, I was I think I was mad at that point. And you were, like Bernie said, you're very chatty. It's like different playing with you when you're on stream versus playing. I got told once that I have a salesman personality on occasion, which I think just means I have the capacity to be a loud boisterous person. But it's not actually, I don't think that's not my default. Probably the same with you.

I would say like in describing you when you're off camera, it's gotta be different than when the same with you. I would say like, in describing you when you're off camera, it's got to be different when you're on camera. Yeah. Like, there's such thing as like turning it on for the camera and to be like, you know, ah, kind of thing. And then when, you know, I'm at home playing video games,

I just look like the same sad person. Yeah, I would hate to have for a brow at the screen just playing the game. I would hate to be streaming and have like a look at my face Like if you know just like my normal resting gaming face like I talked with I got a record Ashley's the point if she'll let me and post it This is Ashley's gamer face You can actually see it. She's like part of a meme for girl gamers and hair back. Oh no, right look at this look at that

It's getting up there is glorious. It's good. Go back this way. It's good. The hair is good. Yeah, it's so much hair. Oh, so much hair. No, I know, but mine's going up. Yours is going down. Well, yeah, at one point, it stops going up. And it just that's what I'm hoping for eventually. Basically, you're trying to be you. Thank you. So it actually makes this face though, whenever she plays a game. I walk in, she's in the room, she's literally like this every time. It's like the angry-ish scrunch face.

It's just like, well, there's like, there's like this, I never really understood it because I've always thought of like most like streamers to have a face cam. And even left players, a lot of left players have a face cam. And. All right lot of less players have a face cam and Our guys use them now they do now, right? Yeah, they don't but not every single game not every single game I'll still only select they started with the fear games

Yeah, like they do let's watch and that's a can the entire time and when they do like they've like when Michael's done Like the crash bandicoot series they do that but so I play Games are once more with these guys From the ZF group. And there's a break about it. YouTubers. I'm just telling about. It's going to be hard to hard.

No, I'm so confused by it. How do we hear it? It was really loud. It was really loud. Sorry. I got really distracted. It's okay. Distractions happen.

And I play, I was like, I play with like a Soviet Wombu and and Edberg and Sionite. And these are all guys that have gotten pretty successful and are loved by their communities on streaming and even in YouTube. They don't do face cams. And when I first started playing with them, and that's just normal for me to be able to like,

I'm fine with showing my face. I mean, we show our faces in almost everything we make. And talking with them of like, why don't you guys do a face cam? They says because they don't want to, especially, I think it was, uh, Womble said he didn't want to have to think about what his face was doing while he's streaming. Like, he can't deal with that pressure of people seeing what he looks like while he's playing games. Performing in game and performing for him as well visually as well. And I don't even think

about that, but that was, it was too much for him, so he doesn't do it. Yeah, I can totally do that. I can totally do that. I have to be a streamer who's good at games. Yeah, I don't worry about being good at games. No, I do video game stuff. Well, that's what's so funny about Alfredo.

I'll free him stuff anymore though. Alfredo's like one of the first people, like ever that is like legitimately, I know. Really, really good. By the way, my kids way my kids like because he played pub with us this weekend No, my kids think he's like the greatest So I've completely lost all coolness with my kids are like yeah, now it's just I know Alfredo Yeah, I think we're gonna replace Blaine and plum squad with

We're gonna play it. Oh, if you say that blame will fucking cry God, he stopped playing. He's gonna replace me because I can't take that with a place. Oh, we're gonna play this game. Oh, if you say that blame, we'll fucking cry. Yeah. Oh, God. He stopped playing. He still replaced me, because I can't take that. Can I get a beer? It's gonna be like my first beer in forever. Bernie was the original target of the replaced. I bet it was.

Can I get a bottle opener that works? But that's because you, a big one that I got at the edge, he's not the best. But that's because you, um, that's like a gas station one of works. You've been out of town. So we talked about. And you got more out of town coming up.

I do. Speaking of which, allow me to bring something up, along that way, in that regard. I, let me give that back to you. For your guess. I'm not gonna drink more than one. All right. So I'm doing a couple of things this month.

Hey, what's up, Babs? Do you want to come jump in? No, she said no. Ha ha ha. And I've won it for a million dollars first. Are you raps? See through top. No first. We got a letter on. No, she said no. Oh, are you rap see through top? No, first we got a letter on first. She said no, then she said million dollars, but all right.

Well, Gus led Barbara on the podcast and see through top. Oh, now she's changing shirts. Well, that was fast. Go back back. What's a crease? What do you mean a crease in your hair? I'm gonna ask. You're back back home. I do. I'm gonna call her as I was like, Christian, my hair. What's the crease? What do you mean the crease in your hair? I was filming.

She was just filming. You were filming. I got you. No, we can hear you because you're off mic. What's you eating? Heart healthy mix. What's that? What's in that?

I don't trust you. That's your call. That's your call. Hi, Ron. Hi. But what are we talking about before Barbara? Are you guys having something coming up? In your rocket. Hi, Ron. Hi, John. Hi. But what were we talking about before Barber? Oh, you got something coming up?

Oh, I have two things coming up in the month of October. I just did a speech at the University of Texas, my alma mater, did at the college of Fine Arts. That was a lot of fun. I had a great audience for that. And then going to RTX London, which some of you maybe will wear of. And after that, I am heading down to Melbourne, Australia.

For what? To go to, I'm going to pack Australia. I'm not the keynote speaker, they don't call it that. I'm the story time person for packs Australia this year. Story time person. Yeah, it's basically an hour with me on stage just telling a story. So that's what I was gonna ask the audience.

He's gonna read the three little pigs. Pretty much. It's my favorite one. So I'm kind of curious for those of you who have followed a Rishiti for a really long period of time, especially if you're gonna be at PAX Australia, what would you like to hear? Are there any stories about Rishiti

that you've always been curious about? Maybe you've heard the edges of them? Everyone wants to know is, when did you realize you were really lucky to know the greatest human being ever? Barbara, come back. I think people want to really know like when, what that moment was for you. Gus, I've always liked you. You're so lucky.

I've always liked you. I have trouble knowing you, but I enjoy the experience. I think you should just go through a simple one hour long sexual history of Bernie Burns. Or this is one hour long. You may have to fill in pad, but I think you should just walk people through, you know, your journey as a sexual creature.

I think I do that. I'm done. I'm done. Bernie Burns, sexual creature. But every nominated sexual... Send me your recommendations on Twitter. What hashtag should I use? How about just Pax Outs?

What do they use? That's like, you're gonna have a lot of other tweets in the future. Yeah, but we want to dominate the fuck out of them. Yeah, and use hashtag packs as to let me know what you want me to do to Bernie Pax. Hashtag is going. Bernie and, Bernie MVP Pax.

How about Pax Story? How about hashtag packs as a domination? You're fucking everything, you're fucking everything up. Pax Story. Pax Bernie. Pax Story. Bernie Pax. Hashtag.

Bernie Buss. Barbara, this podcast is full of part. What happened? I was gone for 40 minutes. What happened? How are you doing, Babs? What was the last time you were on the podcast? I feel like we haven't been on the podcast together full of part. What happened? I was gone for 40 minutes, what happened? How are you doing, Babs? What was the last time you were on the podcast? I feel like we haven't been on the podcast together in a while.

Yeah. That was lame. I know, because when I was on the podcast, I don't know, I've invited you like a million times and you can see nothing. We're discovering something here. I've been out of it. When was the last time you said yes to me?

She was at the stream these last week. Looked lovely on the red carpet. Thank you, Bernie. She was there with, she walked the red carpet with week. Yep, look lovely on the red carpet. Thank you Bernie She was there was she walked the red carpet with mr. Steven subtick. Yep. Yep. I have to I have to like what she was doing It's not a pivot fuck you asked her in the last time we were I thought we were talking about the last episode on the podcast I guess we're talking about the streamies now. I don't remember that was last podcast Who don't want to be a part of that was the last podcast yet. That was the streamies. That was last week Yes, of course Stephen was so I can run what's wrong? Okay, what are you doing? Corridor why are we arguing what are you about? I even know I'm enjoying it tell me tell me tell me what I'm so sweet mad about so I can get mad

Mad about you Funnians Funnians are terrible neither really are I'm with you on that All right, guys not agree on very specific stuff. We did agree interestingly enough on something where we saw We both saw the same post on some form of social media. I can't remember what it was. It was Twitter. It was a Twitter where someone was calling out white people specifically for using reaction gifts, animated gifts of black people constantly. And like some people just use the animated gifts. I don't know. I don you know often offered seems like that's their pattern

Yeah, they called it the modern day blackface. Oh my gosh, and I came up and we were talking about it And they got said the additionally also set the use of like dark skinned emojis as well Darcy the most was the other one. Yeah, I don't really identify particularly that one But I had to say guys I go. I don't know that I disagree with that. I don't I'm not really comfortable When my white friends use reaction gifts that have black people in them. It seems like one offer like constantly. I notice it.

I see some people who do it exclusively. I notice that. I notice the trend when somebody uses a lot of them. You know, and I just, you know, it can help. I can understand, looking for a gift and finding the appropriate one, but when it seems like it's exclusive or only that kind of gift,

that's right. It's a weird. I'd never thought, I'd realized that I thought it was unusual, but I'd never really made that connection or drawn it out like that, and given it that much thought. It was an article in the BBC, or is a video that's put in the BBC.

So you're saying people are rightfully outraged on this. Yeah, so I was saying, I don't disagree with this. I mean, I think this person is right. Who pointed this out? It's, it can, there's a line at which it can definitely become inappropriate and start to feel that way. Totally.

You think it's like appropriation. Appropriation. Yeah. In a way. In a appropriation. It's inappropriately appropriative. How's that? So many peas.

So many apopropers. Yeah, but I thought that was interesting. And Gus, I thought I was interesting that Gus and I lined up on that because we don't often line up on a lot of stuff. I was just something I'm curious about with you, Gus. And I'm going to ask you a very direct political question. Do it. I want to direct answer.

Would you support a ban on assault rifles in the US? Let me... For citizens to own assault rifles. Let me preface it. Go ahead. I'm a gun enthusiast. I fired my first gun when I was five years old. I received my first gun for my ninth birthday.

I don't like the term assault rifle because that doesn't really mean anything. But I, what do you think it means? I'll say what I think. It doesn't, it doesn't mean anything. Like there's no term, like assault rifles just a generic term, it doesn't, like there's no classification of gun.

That's a assault rifle. Yeah, that's just a, it's like a rifle that can go fully automatic. Yeah, you can't get that already. Wasn't it coined by like movies? Yeah, that's like, that's like a nonsense term that has been sensationalized. Got it. Okay very very quick

Your average citizen cannot get fully automatic weapons I am in favor of more closely regulated Ownership of guns. I think that were a little Wild with it at the moment and I think it's too easy to get weapons that can do a lot of damage to the stream. I have a question. And this is not me taking one stance or the other. I'm just asking this as a Canadian. Why do people need to own guns? Well, Canadians, I think per capita have more guns

than that's true. Americans. Yes. But the question is why are there, so if that's the case, why are there so many less per capita Gun deaths in Canada Michael Moore pointed this out in bowling for calling bowling for Columbine So I'm totally using his data here. It might be different from when he produced a movie and it's Michael Moore

So who knows if it's a hundred percent you know unbiased as well But yeah, but Canada has more guns per capita Ownership per person basically in the country, but has significantly less deaths per capita attributed to guns. So it's just, it's something about the combination of the availability of guns in America, but then also something very uniquely American about just gun violence is something that's associated.

I've never understood the reasoning. I have a gun. I have two guns. Why? A home defense. I have a gun. I have two guns. Why? A home defense, I have one for home defense. But if no, if other people didn't have guns, would you still need one for home defense? I don't know.

I mean, it's a good question. I just like, I'm not gonna- Yeah, I'm not gonna- If they weren't legal, I know. I wouldn't go on in my way to get an illegal gun. Absolutely turn it in. I wouldn't get an illegal gun. No.

Oh yeah, but it's the Batman question. Is, what is the Batman, what is the Batman question? Is Batman, is the evil or the illegal things that Batman does, is it justified by the evil that he's fighting? Or let me, let me, I was just, my, is the Batman question is, would the evil existed Batman never put on the mask?

Yeah, get it? I fucking nailed it. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Took me a second, but I got him with you right here. I got you. It's just, I'm legitimately just asking out of curiosity,

not trying to say anything's wrong or right. Well, I grew, like, with me specifically, like I grew up in a very rural area. I grew up in a very rural area where, like, firearms were very prevalent. There was a lot of hunting. There was a lot. I also grew up on the border at the time.

It was like you had to have them kind of for defense just because of the way things were at the time. But that's not everyone grew up like that. Yeah. You know, I don't understand necessarily every justification for having one. Gotcha. And I'm with the same boat as Bernie.

I own a couple and it's really just for home defense. I had a unique experience. So, you know, Riot. I know Riot. You know Riot. She's from London and one of her visits when she came to see me. Whenever she comes to visit me, I like to take her to very, very American places. That's cool.

And like Applebees? Yes. We haven't taken her to those franchise restaurants yet. To take her to very, very American places. That's cool. And like Applebees? Yes. We haven't taken her to those franchise restaurants yet. Did take her to Waffle House. She legitimately wanted to go there. Yeah, that's great. My favorite place I've ever taken her is I took her to a Cabela's.

Oh, that's shock. So what took me here when the... I think we took you. Yeah, and so... And so... We also took my shooter. I mean, first and foremost, you walk in this place and the scale blew her mind just all together

because when you go to England, there's just not places at that or that big. I also took her to a super Walmart and that didn't end well at all. But I took her to Cabela and she walked in and just that immediate scale of the whole building blew away. But then I took her around a few places, took her over to the fish, she likes fish

and showed her the stuffed animals, everything that, and then showed her the gun. Stuffed animals. Yeah, stuffed animals. Stuffed animals. Stuffed animals. Stuffed animals. Stuffed animals.

The real animals. And then I took over to the gun section, just to show her that, and literally like the gun library. And it's called the gun library. Well, they have a gun library. They put a fucking cool in there, though. Yeah, they have the, all the etched, it's almost like pewter.

I don't know, what is the side to fancy shotguns? Whether the metal plates, they're etched, is it just steel, but it looks like pewter. Gun metal? It looks like works of art, it's gun metal. But yeah, and just the rows in rows of just stack, a lot of rod full of propellers. Yeah, that blew her mind that that was just all available there. And the, you pick it up off the shelf, and the idea that I could just stacked a lot of right. A lot of right-wing impellers. Yeah, that blew her mind that that was just all available there.

And the- You picked them off the shelf? And the idea that I just picked one off and that kind of thing. Or that I told her you could go to Walmart's and get ammo and even guns. But don't you still have to have a license? Like I don't, I don't know anything about it. Let me do a quick correction.

Okay. You got that for Captain? Yeah, the guns for Captain. I think Peter Hayes posted from this is from Wikipedia I'm going to cite something else after Wikipedia according to Wikipedia the United States has 112 guns per 100 residents And it's number one on the list 112 guns per 100 resident. There's more than a gun per resident. Yeah Canada is number 12 on the list at 30.8 per 100 residents and

Then I wanted to double check that to look at a further source besides Wikipedia. And according to global news based out of Canada, those numbers are pretty much in line. Wait, so? According to global news, there's 89 firearms per 100 residents in the US and Canada has 31 firearms per 100 residents. So we're very wrong.

We're very wrong. Way off. For the data exchange. That's we were very wrong very wrong way off Or the data here. That's the gun library by the way So this is where we're showing in the video podcast if you're listening to audio version We're looking at a photo right now of the gun library. I assume this isn't Cabela's that looks like Cabela's it does but I remember those windows doesn't look like Yeah, but it's We're looking at it, and on the right side there, there's a rack of guns.

There's about 40 times that amount of racks of guns behind the camera where we're looking now. It's like a shopping mall of guns. Like going down an aisle of cereal in a grocery store, that's how the gun is. Like we need the wardrobe section of Walmart. Yeah. That big section that's all the Like, we need the wardrobe section of Walmart. Yeah.

That big, that big section that's all the clothes, they have that that can be all guns. Can you just go in and buy, like, how does it work? Do you need a license? You want to go buy a gun after this? No, I do not. I do not. It's go buy a gun.

The last, so what you do is you go up, so I'll give you an example, right? Okay. I have purchased a gun at a academy before, which is a sporting goods store. Okay. You go in and, yeah, you tell them, I want that gun. Fill out this piece of paper and it's like your name, your social security number, your address, they take it, and then they do whatever check, and it takes less than five minutes, two or three minutes.

They're like, okay, then they ring you up, and you're like, oh, I want those bullets too. They ring you up for it, and then they don't give it to you there. They walk you to the front of the store. And then once you step out of the store, like here's your gun and your bullets. The whole process takes just a couple of minutes. It's really quick.

That is disturbing to me. It is. You can also run your car through the front of the store. Sure. But the fact that anyone could get access to something like that, they could kill. They did do a check Yes, but I'm just I'm just say so I wouldn't say anyone. I would be very careful with the the majority of people. Yes

That's disturbing to me. That's disturbing. Yeah, but then that was like That wasn't you know a rifle or anything that was a hand Sure, but you're could kill How many balls, six, eight? That one, 15. How about this? Just 17. How about this? Now we're up to 60-A in Las Vegas.

The last time was 58. Yeah, right. We got 58 with a plus sign next to it. And then it was 400 injured or more? 400 injured. Now granted, an arena like that. Some of the injuries could be from Stampede. Stampede. I sure a lot of them are from Riot mentality.

Right, cost. No, do not say that. But if you look at that, that's the thing to me as Barbers, we took all the assault rifles and things. If someone walked in there with a barrel loading musket, they're not gonna kill 58 people. It's not gonna happen.

On the topic of these mass shootings, we have end the fact that we get numb to them to a certain extent. The one out of this one that broke me to that numb was the video of the person shooting the stage with their camera and the sound of how quickly the bullets were being fired. I've heard audio of other shootings,

that kind of thing, and it's scary. This sounded like lighting a string of fire. I'm really curious to know what kind of firearms he had and how he acquired them. So, congratulations now he had modified assault rifles. Yes, that is something that is possible. Some curious to know how he got that. Because like I said earlier, your average private citizen cannot get fully automatic

weapons. They can't get them, but they can get a weapon and you can probably go on a YouTube video and see how to modify it to be fully. So I made a modified a block to be full auto. It depends on the weapons. Some you can do very easily and some you can't. Like a block at 400 yards. Right. That's what I'm saying. Also, it's a rifle. How much, how many bullets can you fit in a clock at 400 yards. Right, that's the same. That's the same. It's also a rifle. How much, how many bullets can you fit in a clock? Right. Even with an extended mag, 15, 17.

That was the conversation at the Orlando shooting was of how quickly he was able to just release that many bullets to kill that many people that quickly. And there's a bullshit accessory. Again, I'm a good enthusiast. This accessory is bullshit. So, okay, you have semi-automatic means you pull the trigger and you release

and you can immediately pull the trigger again. Yeah, right, everyone pull the trigger, one bullet. Right. Fully automatic is you hold the trigger down and it continues to fire until you release the trigger. There's an attachment you can get for some firearms that you put it on the back, you don't have to modify the gun at all.

You put this attach around the back and you hold the button down, or the button, too many video games. You hold the trigger down and then this attachment basically re-readies the weapon to fire again. It bypasses. Right, it essentially makes it fully automatic.

I think things like that, like aftermarket attachments like that should not be a lot. If you're not allowed to buy a fully automatic weapon in the first place, you shouldn't be able to easily buy this attachment that makes this modification for you. Yeah. My opinion. Yeah. I think it's unreasonable.

I have to see. At you. Plus you. You got this. At you. I believe in you. I have to see. Think of the sun. but I was watching so just recently I

Spend some time with some very avid hunters and I don't believe in big game hunting But we spent some time with them because Ellie went to sniper school and sniper school They don't teach civilian military tactics So it's all hunting. It's all long-range hunting And so a lot of these guys that worked out at this ranch They were all big game hunters. They even have some really Incredible whether or not you agree with this has some incredible training courses where they have targets that when you shoot them The targets then charge you So they can train you of like you get charged. Wow. That's some thought. Yeah, if you get charged out in

the you know, Serengeti somewhere, you can still survive. So they have these massive things that charge directly out. You can come to, like, get you off balance. Anyway, I was watching them shoot. I was watching a group of people shoot long range with rifles. And it was really incredible. It was a really cool sport. It was amazing to watch Ellie hit stuff that was half a mile away.

And this big, you know, it was really cool to watch that. But I'm also watching the way they shoot and it's like bang, and then shoot and then lining up the next one and shooting. It's to me, it's like, I don't know for hunting, which is why I think we need guns today. The past, when we needed to have an equal amount of firepower to the governments that we assigned to serve us so they don't take us over, we can't have that anymore. We can't have nukes, we can't have tanks, people can't have those things. It's just like it wouldn't make sense. You can't buy an RPG.

Right, you can't buy an RPG. It's just like we're not, we've progressed beyond that point. So if we're at a point where we have guns, I don't know what we need beyond bolt action rifles for that, you know, and then perhaps handguns for self-defense, which in shotguns, which I understand. But when you get up into these rifles to me that you can go semi-automatic, which is still super fucking dangerous,

or they can be modified to go fully automatic. I mean, they're just death machines. That's what they are. If you saw someone using them in a hunting environment, they would get a massive fine, right? I don't think, I was an avid hunter when I was younger. I don't think I ever hunted with a semi-automatic weapon. Everything you had to do.

Is it legal to do that? Yeah, absolutely. It is now. But you can't fish with dynamite. I got the answers. Okay. Yeah, you can absolutely hunt with that? Yeah, absolutely. It is now. But you can't fish with dynamite. I cut the answers. I'm okay. Yeah, you can absolutely hunt with a semi-automatic weapon. Really?

That's, yeah, I don't know. It's like, you know, I don't think that's necessary. You know, I just don't think that's necessary. That's a lot of things I feel are unnecessary. With guns in general? Yeah. So if you had your ideal scenario, what would that be, Barb? Police officers would have guns.

And nobody else. Nobody else. Fuckin' I don't know, dude. Well, that was the crazy shit. Which I am sure everyone could get on me on Twitter because of this. Just see the video from Spain this week, where you were gonna go visit?

No. Yeah. Although it's funny because Bethanyah, who are we're taking a trip after Agiac Slonin, we're deciding whether to go to Madrid or Rome. We're like basically weighing the two options and so I'm like, let's put it to Twitter and make a poll. And everyone was like, you probably don't to go to Madrid or Rome. We were basically weighing the two options and some like, let's put it to Twitter and make a poll. And everyone was like, you probably don't want

to go to Spain now. And I had no idea what was going on. So I had to then look at the news and like, okay, well, Roman is yikes. So read about the, and I say this hopefully correctly, Catalan independence. The Catalan independence movement is a political and popular movement derived from

Catalan nationalism with CC independence of Catalonia from Spain. The political movement began in 1922 in, and there's a little bit of history here, but so essentially people in Catalonia were going to the polls to vote for independence of Catalonia from Spain and I mean it was to the point where the Spanish government was shipping in riot police basically Thank God to pull these people out of pole in places and just From the videos just wail on them with clubs and shields just happened just happened just I mean this weekend It was all over the place about. So it's, you know, it's kind of crazy because I think back like people in the 30s and it's

like you think about like how do they kind of get this point where, you know, like these groups of people and like the right wing grew so much and suddenly we had all this fascism and it's like, I, we're kind of in the middle of like that now. Nobody's really, I was really doing anything like, I look at even like this Puerto Rico situation. I'm're kind of in the middle of like that now. Nobody's really doing anything like, I look at even like this Puerto Rico situation. I'm just kind of talking about it. It's like, at what point do you get in a boat yourself and go try to start to ferry people?

Like the American version of Dunkirk, you know? Like there's this whole movie that, you know, celebrates people from the clips of Dover in Britain going across and getting the troops in bringing them back. It's like, where's that movement to like, you know, going great. These people out of fucking Puerto Rico, you know, it's just, it's crazy. What's going on? We only talked about it briefly last week.

And I kind of regret that because at the time I thought, oh, well, this will, they're taking care of it, right? Like it just happened a couple of days ago. It's going to be resolved here very soon. One of the oldest phenomenon. It's been a week. It's been a week. And it's still ongoing. Right. That oldest phenomenon it's a week. And we, and it's like it's still on- At a matured. Right.

That's exactly what I think of. And I think of, um, there was that press conference where George W. Bush was talking with his FEMA director. He's like, he's doing a heck of a job. He's doing great. And he was like, what? No, he's not like shit's still broken. I feel like we're in that cycle again. And, uh, that it's just, it's just crazy to me that that's still happening. Like you said, Katrina happened, it was super fucked up

and I thought, well, we learned, right? Like Fumelurne, the United States now knows how to respond to this and we're never gonna see that again. And it's been 10 years, but here we are again. It's really crazy. Well, Michigan still doesn't have clean water, which is just fascinating to me. It's an American. I remember one time somebody asked,

I think it was like an amazing race. We were in Switzerland and somebody asked if you could drink the water out of the tap. And I said, it's almost like an insulting question to ask. And then later I heard someone ask that question about America, I'm like, of course you can drink the water out of the tap. Why don't you go to drink water out of the tap?

That's ridiculous. But then there's places in America now where it's like,, of course you can drink the water out of the tap. Why don't you go to the water out of the tap? That's ridiculous. But then there's places in America now where it's like, you know, you cannot drink. No one should drink water out of the tap. Yeah. It's just, it's, it's, it's, it's nuts. It's nuts. We should be able to solve these things like, yeah. I, I get the feeling too.

It's like, everything is so spread out. Our attention is so just like paper thin at this point. Because we're aware of so many other, so many things that happen. Let's say, it just feel like there's certain things when they happen, it's like, okay, this is what we're doing. We're all gonna, we're gonna work on this and fix this, you know? And sure enough, we had Harvey and then we had Irma.

And then, you know, now, then let the Puerto Rico, so it was one of those things where we, you know, after Houston and then Florida and Puerto Rico, it's just, it's crazy to me that, you know, all of a sudden it's what happened at once, but you kinda just kinda like, you know, hike it up and go and fix these problems, you know? Yeah, and then on top of that,

I mentioned that as well last week. On top of that, you also have like this two huge earthquakes in Mexico as well. It's not, dude. Which is like, you know, super close and- It's a volcano that's about to explode somewhere, too. Is the Earth ending? The world just come into a, to come to a close.

There's a lot going on. We're a few weeks away from Geostar and the movie coming out, so. Competi was resurrected. Is he alive? Is he alive or shot up? So right before we recorded this podcast, I'm sure by the time people listened to it,

it'll be old news. But I was like, oh, it's too bad Tom Petty died. And Edward, our social media manager said, he goes, oh no, no, he's not dead. And I was like, what? Yeah, like I heard that they called you serious. I heard that he's like on the brink of... So he made the LAPD clarifies it cannot confirm

Tom Petty's death. So, I mean, here's the thing, he's not doing well. Yeah, but still that's a huge, old fight. It's a big difference. It's a big difference. But also a big difference. I also don't know if he's dead or not. Like I still, even with that, they can't clarify.

He could be. It's a while. The most recent article I can see is from the New York Daily News and it says Rock legend, Tom Petty, pulled off life support after going into cardiac arrest. So he's, they're okay. So he could still survive. Well, he's probably like at a deal.

But there's a reason why they pulled them off life. Yeah, it's let it just peter out as it's naturally peter out. Grandfather survived 11 days after being taken off life support. Is that true? Really? Yeah. 11 days.

I'm sorry that happened. That's always a tough decision when those things come up. And it's like, I don't know, it's just such a tough decision. I've worked in healthcare. I've had sick relatives. It's not fun. It's not fun, man. And I used to will listen on Twitter,

who says I used to adventure, says, don't forget about the West Coast fires. Oh yeah. That's going on as well. I was in Portland when that was going on. I listed like everything all at once. Like we had in three weeks time, we had an eclipse, two hurricanes, force fires, and a nuclear explosion.

And earthquakes, right? And earthquakes and the earthquakes. That was literally, I think two and a half weeks, all of those things happened. I think some nuts. Like what's it called? That was literally, I think, two and a half weeks all of those things happened. That's nuts. Like, what's it called? The people who theorize conspiracy theorists

who believe the eclipse brought just bad everything. Well, there's usually a sign of a bad omen, but the thing about eclipses is, they don't, I mean, like Mexico, I don't think was even affected by the eclipse. Like, could they see any percentage of the eclipse? No. Yeah.

Everything is just the fact that it's the eclipse. Wait, are you saying? It's, are you saying the bad things brought by eclipse only affect those who see the eclipse? Otherwise, we said bad things all the fucking. Yeah, it's happened over the ocean. Like, okay. I mean, I'm just clarifying, you know, the Smith. Sun's fine.

Sun was part of the eclipse and it's fine. The sun is fine. The moon, the moon's fine. I don't know that. Have you checked on it? I never call it. The sun is not fine. We'll know because we'll be dead. No, wait a minute.

Yeah, when this will have a little bit later. We'll know about 480 seconds later. We'll know. Yeah. I should also point out earthquake. There was the fire in the Northwest. There was two hurricanes. There was a nuclear explosion.

And also, John was not invited to the read through for the new scripts. That's the other bad I'm gonna hide things in your house John I'm gonna hide things It's funny because I'm reading for like seven different parts in that script. Are you brag about it? I mean because you're missing it right now if that's the case no it comes up I need to leave like right when the podcast ends. Yeah, it starts 630, but I

Like I guess they wrote a lot of women into this thing, but they don't have enough women to read the park Yeah, there's a lot of women in this thing here. So there's like I have like seven parts that I'm reading for it Bragg I've been called pretty feminine You want to come take one? That's finally coming in hand. Yeah. After all this time, John's like, hey, it turns out a lot of people say that I'm super feminine.

Yeah. I think there's a girl named Peggy who has a line or two if you'd like that. I could be a Peggy. She gets a Peg. Sure. I could get Peggy. I could get Peggy if I want to. You can, John.

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We are best friends. Oh yeah. Gus and I filmed some stuff today. When you got to play my best friend. We were hanging out. It's a role he was born to do. I know. People were laughing at us.

I know. Why, you guys are friends. I can't think it's just like, where you'll understand more when you see it. Yeah, but you guys are friends. I think it's just like, where? You'll understand more when you see it. Yeah, but you guys are friends, right? Yeah. Okay.

You kind of like, you kind of like pause there. We used to get lunch. We don't do that anymore. No. I have a fun story about a friend. Can I tell a fun story about a friend? Which friend? Bethany.

Absolutely. So, I came into the office maybe two weeks ago and Bethany grabbed me and she says, Hey, I found you on Tinder and I swiped right. So if you find me, you have to swipe right too. And so, I... Do you feel that as a joke? Do you swipe people you know as a joke?

No, I avoid that. Because I don't want to have that awkward conversation of them actually thinking that I'm swiping on them. Oh yeah. This was... This was... Have you ever swiped anybody you know, Barbara? Not right on it. I've always I'm swiping on him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He said the outside text, maybe. This was, this was, this was. Have you ever swiped anybody you know, Parker?

Not right on it. I've always swiped left on them. Yeah, you had, you had so swiped right on them. This is, I think, this is a game you play with someone you're very, very comfortable with and you know that you can have that joke with. Oh, yeah. I know I swiped right on Chris.

Demarice. Yeah. Do you like Chris Demarice? You've really? I hate Chris Demarice. Yeah. Would you swipe right or left on Christmas? I also found out why this gadget tonight, by the way. Why?

Although I kind of don't want to tell you because I like this Chris Hatt train. It's because of Matt's schedule. Yeah, that's bullshit. I'm going to pull up his own Matt's calendar right now. He can do that. Matt had a birthday this week and have a birthday, Matt.

Happy birthday, Matt. He's still going. So Beth a birthday this week and had a birthday, Matt. Happy birthday, Matt. Happy birthday, Matt. He's still going. So Beth and he said, oh yeah. So she said, so if you find me, you have to swipe right on me. And I say, okay, if I find you, I'll do that. And like a couple of weeks went by.

Matt's available at the same time tomorrow, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. In fact, Matt's really available Wednesday after, well, I won't say, but yeah. Yeah, but some of us are at New York Comic Con. Maybe that's why. I only have one thing to say to that, guys. Dang. What is that? I could give you straight face. Earlier joke.

You're a way earlier joke. Yeah, and that a good one. Oh, so what's the moral of the story? Do you swipe right on me? So what is I eventually found Bethany and I swipe right on her? What happened? And so we got matched. And? Do you guys talk? Are you guys married now?

Um, I, my first message to her, let me see if I can actually get this as accurate as possible. So Barbara, Barbara while he's putting that up, she likes him, right? I mean, this is like, this is a very passive way of trying to set up. It could be. I mean, I don't want to speak for Bethany, but I'm pretty sure she does not. I don't know. Look on John's face. John is upset. Oh, come on. You know she hates you. He's you. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. You're right. I don't know. There are lots of people at bad taste. What does the message say?

I like you, John. Good. What does the message say? Okay, so my first message to her was, it says, you master with Bethany, and then I said, will you marry me? And she replied with Sunday, she said, Jesus' day or never.

And I said, oh, I said this. I said, dibs on barbers my best man. And then she said, dibs on Gus. I was not asked. I was not part of you to this. And then I said, done. And then she's, I'm reading these ahead in case something goes terribly wrong.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember what I said. You had the conversation. And then she said, I just ordered my wedding dress. We're gonna be so happy together. Let me read it. Let me read it.

You can just fuck right up. I am not handing you my tinder under any circumstance. Oh no. He's just gonna swipe right on everyone. So John does. No. Very picky, very picky. And then I said,

I would have that thing that goes in the back of assault rifles. It's just like, you do it on a fidget assault rifles. You do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner.

You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner.

You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. You can do it on the fidget spinner. And I said, I said, well, we had a good run. And she said, but you said our love is forever. And then that was, this is Wednesday. I'm waiting for it. And then Sunday rolls around.

And I completely forgot. And then Sunday night at 11.50 pm, she says, sorry, I stood you up at the altar today, you know, cold feet and whatnot. Well, she remembered. Yeah, she remembered. I did. I was there on my tux. So yeah, you would have been in my best friend.

I, so there's Tinder goals. So you two like each other. That's, I totally get that my tux. So yeah, you would have been in my best friend. So, there's Tinder goals. So you two like each other. I totally get that from the story. We're getting married. You two like each other. We're getting, you just don't have a crew. Don't get in the way of my friends. Don't get in the way of my happiness, Bernie Burns.

I'm not, I'm just telling you, ask Al Beth, really you have to be a fish- No, you can officiate. I can't officiate. He's the best mate, he can't officiate. Okay, then you have to get licensed. Double duty. Yes, you need to officiate. You can officiate. He's the best made, he can't officiate. Okay, then you have to get licensed. Double duty. Yes, you need to officiate or wedding, okay?

You're ready to perform the ceremony, you want me to do that? Yeah, fuck no, get out of here, I'm not doing that. You look so honored. I'm so excited. So there's Tinder Gold. Why you gotta be that way? Why? What's Tinder Gold?

Tinder Gold is that Ben and John. I think you pay like five bucks a year for this thing. Five bucks a year? No, you don't pay five bucks a year. Tinder goes way more expensive than that. How much is it? Tinder, there's two levels. I can't really, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What does Tinder go do? So there's a few features. I can actually find it, right? One, it lets you rewind. So if you swipe on someone and you're like, oh shit, like I actually want to to swipe the other way, you could go backwards. How often does that happen?

All the time. Really? Sometimes it'll... Sometimes it'll wipe left, cause you're in shows. Yeah, it's wipe left and then you're like, oh wait, he actually looked cute. Let me go back and look at him again. Okay.

Nine times out of 10, I'll actually wipe left again. Cause I'm like, ah nevermind. But you just want the ability to do it. Exactly. So let me just, 49 or nine times. I have a question. This is important, Barbara, because I think people

roam across, you on Tinder, you're the kind of person they want to run across it. Right. On Tinder. So I wonder how it works. No, I said, right. How it works for you. So are you just swiping so fucking fast

that you're just looking at photos? I mean, honestly, you are very decisive when it comes to that kind of stuff. So you're not reading through bios and like, digging deep, going to a second picture. Not unless I have an attraction to them. Got it. Okay, fair, that's fair.

Holy fair. That's what Tinder is. It's an initial attraction. But one of the features that Tinder Gold has is you could see people who like you before you swipe on them. So you can go through anybody that's liked you already. So this is the number of matches I've had, not matches, but people who have liked me.

So I just have to go through them and pick a one. Can I make you see the number? I won't say. What do you think it's gonna be? I have no clue cause I don't know what Tinder is though. I imagine it's more than what John has. Because you're a guy. Because you're a guy.

Damn man, he's fucking missed the shot on John. What's wrong with us, Bernie? That is unbelievable. What's wrong with us? We're just a dime a dozen, we're guys. No, no, no, what's wrong with you and me here? What's going on? Oh, you think we have a problem? He's jealous, you're a. No, no, no, no, what's wrong with you and me here? What's going on? Oh, you think we have a problem?

You jealous, you're a guy. I literally said it because you're a guy. And you use Tinder. I'm not gonna say to Gus, because Gus doesn't use Tinder. That's why I brought it up. I'm not insulting you, dumb prick. Gus, if you get into.

Sorry, I lost my train of thought there. But yeah, so you can get into my own purpose. You go in and you can see them and you could swipe from inside the screen. You've lost some Barbara. I know. I'm trying to explain it. Oh, so you could just swipe in the screen there if you want.

Oh my god, these are people. Yeah. And you're just like, you should let us decide for you Barbara. No. Oh, I can find you good deal. Well, there's no. No, don't touch it. So when you're watching, when you match with somebody, how quickly do they come back to that sort of thing?

Everyone's different. Everyone's different. Yeah. But I can't get through that. Why do you even have that service? That's too many people. If I had that many emails that I had to read, I would just select all and delete because I got a startover.

Put your inbox count it. Me? Yeah, it's a lot, like 15 at this point. Oh, it's not bad. No, I can't keep it pretty low. You can, I don't care if people know that number. The number of people that have liked on Barbara? Certain people's not a lot of Barbara.

I can't just, can I say what it's, can I say the number that it's close to? Yeah, negative. It's, it's literally close to 10,000 people that she has to go through. Four digits. High for digits. High for digits.

Wow. She's got it, she's got to go through that Four digits. High for digits. High for digits. Wow. She's got to go through that many. I feel like I could relate. I know. I don't have. I have. I'd be there. I don't have gold.

So all it says is that I have 99 plus. I have a great idea. I have a great idea. I have a great idea. I have a great idea. But I don't know if that number would change it. And I don't want to see if that number changes, because I'm worried about how low it'd be.

Because. Let's see. What's your age limit you have set on yours? I think I put 27 to 32. I like your top. That would be awesome. I'll be 26 or 32. Here's what I would love to do. And I hope Esther would be okay with this.

Oh, this is not going to be good. You should make Gus a Tinder profile, like including like reschedule a photo shoot, and you determine what the photos are. We can stage stuff like he's a helicopter pilot or something like that. No, don't lie. Well, I'm just saying he has a good job. He does have a good job, but it doesn't translate well. He looks like a dork with a mic in front of him.

Jesus. So I'm just saying, I'm the same boat. Look at this. I think I'm pretty handsome. I'm not wearing that stupid hat. Just saying, there's not gonna translate to being, that's not a sexy thing, you got a big mic's to get in your golf. Yeah, cause ever. It's phallic, that could be sexy to some people. To some people, yes.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't want to do Okay. How can you do that?

Can we do that, Gus? That'd be a fun experience. I don't want to do that. I don't know. I feel weird about that. Like you're like leading other people on or you're lying? Yeah, it's true. It's kind of a shitty thing.

You think you're gonna break them? You know, you're right. That's a good point. Yeah, this is gonna be a lot. Well, upwards of 10,000. But it's swimming. How many are in Austin? How many are in Austin?

How many women are in Austin? I mean, it would be like 500,000. That's a lot. Right. Yeah, I wouldn't want to break all those hearts. Look at you. I found you. Did you find me? Did you swipe on her?

I'm not going to say. All right, fair play. So this is something I've always wanted to do. I want to just said, you don't swipe on people. So I, well, that means that you'd swipe like. I totally swiped right on you. You did. I should find you in my life.

There you go. Oh, I've received you in my life. There you go. Oh, we see rice here and there. I guess it should know a profile there, right? Yeah, it's all pictures that I've ever posted. So I've always wanted to have a version of Tinder that could be for the news. Smaller groups. Like if there was just a group

that was for instance, a group of people you work with, like Rishadith have that. And so, only the people that appear in it. No. Why would I want to people that appear in it. No. Why would I want to make sure that you're, like your social circle? Why would I need Tinder for my social circle? Tinder is made so that I can,

Apparently, why do you need to, Tinder to meet people? Because Tinder gets me in contact with people that are not in my social circle. If I had to be my social circle, that fulfilled my duty. He's good to the bar though. And like, go to the bar scary okay

all right that's what I'm saying it's scary when I have old man perspective on this yeah yeah we we got me people yeah we did this not going to be saying actually what John just said legitimately put tender and a better perspective for me it just widened

your search yeah it's efficiency it's it's it's it's it's instead of having to go and pick that bar over there and hope the person will expect that there go and pick that bar over there and hope the person will like it. And expect that there's someone in that bar that A, I like and they might like me. And it's not crazy.

It's not crazy. Well, you still feel surprised. Yeah, I'm gonna have fun. And if you meet someone you do. Because you could actually speak to them before meeting them in person. Yeah. I can look like a normal person.

But if you're meeting them in public, this is efficiency. It's the ability to just literally be able to go through a mass amount of people. You know, Mike Brown from from the convenience of my phone and then being able to like Barber's Mike was dead. We got her new Mike. Barber Mike. It's able to make those connections beforehand and then be able to make like set plans to go on dates and that kind of thing. It's just efficiency. There are 10,000 dicks on Twitter that are just like excited about you, Barbara.

Think about it like that. 20,000. And I'm probably interested in like four of them. You don't know if there's two balls in all those dicks. That is true. They're making a point. But they can be coupled with F3. It probably averages out.

That might not be, that might not just be dicks too. There could be chicks. That's why I don't know. Is that true? Yeah, but I don't have that setting up. Yeah, you see, she would have that setting up. Yeah, I don't think I'm visible to women because I put only men.

Because I trust me. John, I've tried. Straight. It's not, she's not. She's not interested in what? I've tried to set her up with women before. She's not interested. Oh, okay.

Have you? Yeah, yeah. Like years ago, you love to set people up. I do. You love being a wingman. You're actually a great matchmaker slash wingman. Yeah, listen, here's what, it's all karma. If I ever had no single again, not that I would.

If I ever had no, then it all will come back and I'll have like this like squadron of wingman. Oh, like the one. Who helped me. I'd help you. I'd help you too. I would love to be your wingman. It's just, I'm an easy sell.

You, I love the way. Here's the thing.. I would love to be your wingman. It's just, I'm an easy sell. You, I love the way. Yeah. Dork with a microphone in front of him. Bernie is the best person. I'm the best person. You're the best person at talking me up. Oh yeah.

If you introduce me to someone, I'm like, I feel so good about myself. It's easy to get but you're easy though. Yeah. Well yeah. That's what I think. This Barbara, she's easy. No, one of the things I love to do is make email introductions. I don't have as much time as I used to before, but I used to write these like, people are like,

hey, this is so much fun. Wait, wait, wait, wait, are you saying that because you don't have as much time as you swim, or you use a application in order to expedite a process for yourself? I'm not even email. I'm saying email. Okay, okay.

Before I head my time, I'm so instead of be able to like go and actually hook up people and person use email to help this. Dude, are you coming at me? Yes, I'm coming email. Okay, okay, okay tell me what the number is. Because I have gold. So I could also gold is not $5 a year. Why don't you get gold? $5 a month. It's $30 a month.

That's like $1.99 a month. That's like $1.99 a month. That's what I just read. 49 a month. I wouldn't I'm not looking at the app right now and it says $30 a month if you do month. Oh, if you're ugly. I am not spending that much a month if you do month one if you're ugly I am not spending that much a month. I think it's if you it's like a one-time payment of 30

It says right here That's tender plus Where's gold? Get Tinder Gold. Okay, so Tinder Gold is 1250 a month if you pay for 12 months, 18 for six, and then 30 if you go month by month. Maybe you're paying $30. 30 bucks a month. So I guess Tinder Gold, I'm reading an article in the words. Tinder Gold is designed to be an upgrade on top of his current optional subscription plan, Tinder Plus.

Yeah. So you pay for Tinder Plus, and it's another $4.99 a month for Tinder Gold. And Gold is the one that lets you see your likes. Well, I should probably disable that. Why? It's $30 a month. I mean, you're not paying a month a month a month a month.

Here's the thing, I also like, I save a lot of money now a day, you know? Yeah, that's all I'm only paying for myself. And that's it, Barbara. It's an investment in, you know, see how many digs are interested in me, just the digs. It's $10,000. It's pretty fucking impressive.

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You can set up a website for your own profile. Oh, cool. Does anyone ever do that? Can you link to an external website? You can't, I don't think you can hyperlink. Well, well, well, well, well. Like make your own website, like a mojir. You could, I mean, you could write anything

you want on your bio, including put a link in there. They put a link in there. You can't link an external site now on YouTube unless you're part of the partner program. What people were very upset about, I don't know that I'm that concerned about it. I thought that was always the way it was. You could do it for.

So, I mean, there's gotta be something to protect from everyone who's just gonna make bots. Eventually, we're gonna have rules where it's just fighting machines that are, that somebody programmed and turned on that are just fucking with us constantly. I'm not entirely sure that my machine at home doesn't have something on it,

because it uses a lot of internet. What machine are you talking about? My PC? You can check. Just my blender, John. Check what's in test manager now. They have network utilization. You've been using a lot of internet.

John, I love you. You literally, one of my favorite people who works at the company. I don't know why we get into it on camera. That's why. Probably so. Right, so quick. I hate Gavin too. Is that why you? Do you love Chris that much? Is that why you? I used to like Chris

until this week past Chris. You know, she go read in the table. I'm just run out of here. Go over there. But read everything like, I'm stupid. I'm also I'm kind of mad at Josh Flanagan too. Why why do you do I blame him a little too? I think you should always be the mad at Josh Flanagan. Yeah, he sent an update to the calendar invite as well. What was the update? Everyone's gonna be sent it early today, and I was just mad I didn't read it. Oh My name is happening. You're literally just mad at the guy because you saw his name and email right? You're literally just mad at the guy because you saw his name and email right Recently, oh, Gus is valid. Did we talk did you guys talk about the streamies before I got here? No, no? Why would we talk about streamies? Oh here it is. Gus somebody made you tend to provile Yeah, so

I just want to remind everyone about our table read and you hours blah blah blah these details beer and pizza for you seriously thanks for coming out we're looking forward to your reactions and input so he's involved as well well yeah I mean tinder charges different rates based on gender and age what according to Stefan what I'm guessing I don't think much right pain more and older people pay more I'm just guessing because I phone both of those categories so you're saying that guys would pay more than a girl? Yeah. Because they think they can get more money out of a guy. That's like that's that's dating 101. If you go to a bar, there's ladies night. There's no, hey, let's get a bunch of swing and dicks in here night. There's no, that doesn't.

There are some bars that have that. Well, yeah, let me see. Single-free dude night. That doesn't happen. Yeah. Oh, no, there's not. Yeah, that does not happen. There's not. Yeah, that's, we got that. I see how much of the bars built happen. Yeah. Oh, no, there's not. Yeah, there's not happening. There's not. Yeah. So we got that. That's what the bars built around. Yeah. There's one other thing I did want to mention before, we're not wrapping up yet. We're getting close to wrapping up.

We should make Barbara late for the table read. I wanted to mention that we do have some Halloween merch in the Risey store. We do. They told me to say it's now available at the Booster Teeth store. Boo. Where's that word?

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There's no Ruchy podcast shirt. But be sure to read it. Where's the Gus Tinder profile shirt? Yeah. Cause that's fucking terrifying. Yeah. Sure, sure, sure. I'm sure all those other fuckers will read the ad three times for you. But be sure to read where's the Gus Tinder profile start because that fucking terrifying Yeah Sure, I'm sure all those other fuckers will read the ad three times for you. There you go. Booster teeth store You even give me a URL

Card to logo store dot recipes calm Do you think I should put the link to the fake Tinder movie trailer in my bio on Tinder. Hey, you should put that in your Bumble one because the people will think you're like the Bumble mascot. Oh yeah. You're the Bumble character. Yeah, you're Bumble. Yeah, I'm a Bumble.

Do you have a Bumble account? I do, I don't use it though. So you don't prefer Bumble to Tinder? Not yet. What's the difference? Bumble, there's a few differences. The girl needs to make the first interaction. Okay.

Which is interesting. Like, there's some people who claim there's better guys on Bumble, but I don't know what the fuck is. On Bumble. Why do you prefer Tinder then? Is that okay to ask? I think it's because it's, you know how to use it. 10,000 people.

It's probably, it's probably sheer numbers. I think it's just the numbers. Like, there's that many more people. I don't know. I don't know. Everyone's on Tinder. It's easy. It's probably sheer numbers. I think it's just the numbers. Like, there's that many more people. I don't know. I'm not on Tinder. Everyone's on Tinder. I think that's the best thing. I'm not on Tinder.

Everyone who's single is on Tinder. I swipe right. Or I think so. I don't feel about paying for merch. Yeah. Where'd that come from? I'm not gonna pay for single single single. How did you know I don't know about that?

I don't know. Do you think I pay attention to everything? Yeah. 10% of it. It's a benefit. It's for your own good. What's that? It's a benefit. It's for your own good.

Well, not listening. No. Paying for merch. What is that? Get 75% off. And I'll listen, I get that when you work on a production, like if you work on a movie, say Pirates of the Caribbean, it's, you're not going to get all the merch that's associated with Pirates of the Caribbean.

That's not going to happen. You're simplifying what they said today of the new process. When, in fact, what they said today involved everyone getting the same amount of merch that they got prior. I wasn't, I wasn't the meaner. Okay, so then you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just,

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just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're John employees that's who I'm villainizing. They lose their fucking humanity when they walk in the door They're fought our friend or tame at that point. He's fucking muckety mucks charging people for merch What's next? Charged for the AC you fucks But you split it you're sharing it with everyone so it's like nothing. It's communal

Don't you own this company? No, yeah, yeah, no. It's confusing to me too. Yeah. Yeah. The thing though is they charge, we just explained, the employees now have to buy merch from the company. There's a 75% I think employee discount. A 75% we get like at cost.

Yeah, and everyone also has like a gift card that they could use towards that. So let's call it was, this was a perfectly fine system when it was before. Obviously we can't scale, we can't give away 300 shirts every time we make a new shirt. Obviously we can't do that. But that means somebody, John, you probably know

because you're working in that office. Somebody was going in and like going, and picking up a bunch of shirts. It wasn't even that. It was because there's been a limitation. To the certainly say, especially as we've grown as a company, there was like very little bit of a limitation when I first came here because the company was so small

so it wasn't that much of a loss. If literally everybody in the office wanted a shirt, which that never occurred. But it's more so the process of ordering the shirts was not an automated process for employees. It was a manual process for someone in the e-commerce house. I have a solution. Let's build a portal that allows this to happen.

Cool, I don't know why I didn't do that. Or a 100% discount code. That's another thing, just do that. I don't know. Okay, I don't know. I get it. I get it. What are you wearing, Barb?

She's getting ready to leave. Just put it on a sweater. Yeah, you're wearing some random sweater. You're wearing the sweater. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, just a random sweater. That's a pretty red sweater. I'm gonna buy one of those for a discount.

Don't know where this is gonna be, but it's weird that we're talking about the RT store. It is weird. I'd pay 25% for that. I talked about that. I talked about that. I'd pay 25% list price for that. That's a Rishi, well it's barbershirt.

So it's a Rishi pod get shirt. So, that's how it's- Oh, I pay 100% list price for that then. Oh, shuffling off. Can we make Bernie shirts? Can we make you a line of a fashion line? You turned in a piece of Bernie merch to me. It's getting made.

You're not making that fucking hat. You didn't respond. So I got responses from everybody else. Everybody else is fine with it. Are you shitting me? Hey, maybe you should respond to texts every once in a while. Or maybe take my, when you send me a design, it goes to red and I don't say anything that you should know.

Cool, I'll just take silence. I'm gonna show you. Okay. I'm kinda a John on this one, Bernie. Yeah, I asked Barbara's opinion. Is she like to, I asked Ellie's opinion. What do you know, I don't say, I didn't say that I liked it, but I also, you need to respond.

No, Bernie claims he's the best at responding. Yeah. All right. You're gonna say, if someone sent me a piece of merchandise that would be in the Barbara Dunkelman line and I didn't like this. I didn't want it. We don't have a Bernie Burns line. We don't have that.

But it has your name on it. I don't want it. I'm not gonna sell them. I'll buy all of them. I can get $1,000 off. I'll block it. I'll sell them for a market. So what's your gonna, so what's gonna have?

So we're gonna come out this hat. Bernie's gonna buy them also, they're gonna be extremely limited. So they design merch for Jeff and Barbara and all this, as you know Gus, all this effort goes into it. I mean, there's all these fancy designs and everything and they get all these approvals.

A lot of work goes into their lines. A lot of work. A lot of work. A lot of work. A lot of research and everything. Multiple designers. Gus, I was complaining about the fact that I was giving John a hard time

about all the work that he does for Barbara and Gus and Barbara and Jeff, excuse me, for all their shirts that they make for them. And he goes, oh look, but we made you a hat. Gus, that's the hat. That's it. That's the fucking hat. Who's gonna fucking buy that?

Now, I can tell you. Who? I don't know if I can tell you who? Who? I don't know if I can say without ruining what you just showed me. What's this? I'll text you. Okay. Everyone who watches the podcast, bro, I'll text you. What is that?

It's a hat. It makes note that makes zero sense. Barbara, we made that hat for you. Would you approve that? People, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people? People wouldn't, no, I wouldn't. How many of you guys, I guess what? I don't want, how many of those half do you want to sell it to you? I want to sell it to other people. You're a more iconic name that is associated

with your sheets and barber. You should make one for me then, and sell them side by side against each other. Can we? People are gonna buy that hat ironically, and it's gonna be like the new vaping. That's what I'm worried about, and it's gonna be the side-runnac thing. Are you saying you're the new vaping. That's what I'm worried about and it's gonna be the sideronic.

Are you saying you're the new vaping? No, by the way, is it, does anyone, everyone vapes ironically, right? No, not the sugar, the sugar pine guys are gonna fucking kill themselves. I can't get out, it seems ironic to me. No, right, vapes. For real.

Yeah, more so I do it. It didn't start as cheeky and then you got addicted. It calms her. What's that? It calms her. It's a coping mechanism. But is it nicotine? I don't know what she calms her. What's that? It calms her. It's a coping mechanism. But is it nicotine? I don't know what she puts in hers.

Oh man. But she vapes. She literally sent me a text message today picture of her vaping. And it really put a strain on our relationship. Oh why? Just any time this. Well no she, like, you follow. Oh yeah, she said you want to see my sugar pine seven cosplay.

And I said okay, and she just sent a picture of just this vaping pop on her face. Yeah. And it really made me upset. I got a story to tell my post show. I gotta go. I said it by seven. Well we're the by you got a Instagram for the sugarmine seven story. We got a ratio. She's got to go. The the thing it's beer and mixing right now and it starts at seven.

Sorry buddy. See, I invited to it. Got no. Before you might have never let the hot cast run long. He never came for the hour. I was invited to it. Gussie, before you invited me to the podcast. Guss never liked the hot cast. Have fun. Run long. I came for the an hour. I told you to have fun, Barbara. All right, thanks for watching everybody.

I hope Barbara has a great time not being here. I love you. I told you, I'm a Twitter. I saw you hold up the picture that I had. I saw it. I wouldn't buy it. Bye. I love it.

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