Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie Puts Ashley on the Hot Spot - #471

Episode Date: December 19, 2017

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No, I just it usually signifies open your mouth and say something. What was the you're focused on close ups because this is, you just make it look like it's the third week in a row, I think. Who, I'm pretty sure it's not. Who was it that was upset that you got too many close ups one time? No, we did. We talked about why we counting close ups. This was a thing, wasn't it?

Am I crazy? You're talking about the audio commentary for laser team, too. I am. Where it's like, Colton Dunn, picture of Cohen, Bernie Burns, there's Bernie, Gavin Free, no one is in the frame. And why didn't want to close him? I was like, where am I?

Well, your character was missing for a little bit. That's true. For most of the movie, I mean, entirely. Before we really get started on the podcast, I wanted to point out that something's a little different this week. We have the gift of first week here at Ristratheeth. So you are watching this live on other platforms normally we only broadcast live for our first members on our website, but tonight's podcast is going live across YouTube and the rest of the internet as well. So welcome. If you were a first

member you could watch this every week, but hopefully you are. I had two hour meeting today about the new video platform, the new site video experience. How did it go? It's great. I mean, it's just like, we make a lot of videos, dude. We make a lot of videos. I was amazed. I even had that journal about it. You know, we're talking about cataloging all of the, you know, our videos and conforming everything. And it was just like 23,000 videos on our website. Mm-hmm. It is a lot.

You've been on it for so long. 23,000. Yeah, we have a lot. Is that right? I think we have like 9,000 on the Ruchitid YouTube channel. And we have something like 4,000 on Let's Play now. I can look it up. It's all right.

Well, that's up in a hurry. Yeah. It's 15 years almost. But we also have multiple versions of some things that like YouTube, we just put one up, but sometimes we'll put like two or three different versions of it up on the website, you know, got it. Different versions of RVB. I mean, resolutions and things. Those are legacy. And then, you know, even like the podcast, we do we have audio versions of the podcast stuff? Yeah. Yeah. So it's a lot of different stuff. We used to do different audio formats,

but now we just do MP3. How many videos are on the Let's Play channel on youtube.com, Gavin, if you had to guess? 15, 100. You're close. 18, 152. Oh, okay.

I'm probably, there was a probably better way to say that. 1,800. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 18, 152 sounds weird. Yeah. Like a year. How many videos are on the slummo guys channel? Slum one seven nine. One five nine. Fuck and step it up. Oh, I've deleted some have you really? Yeah. Well, I can see you get a million views. No. Okay. Just because they're old

and well, they had someone in it who was terrible Or is like an old-sponsored one that I don't like. Oh really? Yeah, red. Yeah, why not? Contracts up. Call it. See it. I heard a weird thing about the you guys ever played the game the Culling I'm not like battlegrounds Do you play battlegrounds Chris? No, Culling was where Ryan got really pissed off that Jack was back seat gaming There was something about like No, Chris. No. Colin was we have Ryan got really pissed off that Jack was back to the game and there was something about like I see it on I haven't run away brought this up because I'm completely paraphrasing something I heard on a different podcast, but it's not like recently they had

15 players online globally. Like they didn't have enough players online globally to make a match, which is just the knowledge. Yeah. How all? I guess everyone has just moved to battlegrounds. I think even, or Fortnite now. I did a read for the no last week where we talked about even like some of lawbreakers numbers. And I think lawbreakers at one point had 10. Really? Yeah.

How old is that game? It came out this summer. What? Yeah. And they had 10 people playing. Yeah. It's crazy. And you need a healthy population of people to play games with.

For multiplayer games, yeah, you do. Yeah, I'm gonna play it in lawbreakers, which is I'm a big cliffy beef fan. You're part of the problem. There are people who you could join online and play with. Well, I could like really have an impact on the community. That's what it says to me. Those 10 are still going.

They probably can't find a match. So one other thing I should mention, if you want to interact with us, you can tweet us using hashtag RTpodcast. Well, RTpn is a RTpupfest. Or I won't see those. You can just tweet us using hashtag RTpodcast and those I will see. Gavin, you need to look at Twitter, do you?

RTpn is an RTpupfest. I'm not interested in my things that I'm going to look for. It's just some crap I wrote on the board in there before we started. And I assume at some point later in the podcast, maybe right before the end, we'll talk about the last Jedi. I assume everyone here already saw it. Yeah. Oh, we a lot to talk about.

It's not been too long. Talk about the very end. What is the spoiler, the, the, what is the limitation on spoilers? Don't you? Don't you make it now? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Jack only just saw it today.

Okay. You think it now, I think. only just saw it today Okay, you think it now I think easy at this moment. Okay. I did not get anything spoiled for me for this movie I was really surprised me to the force awakens instantly as soon as it was out there I feel like there were like tons of them. I don't know if this is a spoiler, but they're If you're not sure I was gonna talk about the type of spoilers that would... Well, let's save it. We'll talk about the last Jedi at the end of the podcast. So we can go ahead and hit a jacks. Right.

Well, you'll have plenty of advance notice to check out if you want to. You can hit warp speed. You don't have to check out. Do they actually end star wars? It's not, is it a hyperdrive or are they going light speed? They're going on light speed. Yeah, it makes a jump, should we make a jump to light speed? We're at the hyperdrive.

The hyperdrive isn't working. Oh no. The hyperdrive is the mechanism that gets you to light speed. That jumps you to light speed. Okay. So they travel the speed of light, but they probably travel faster than the speed of light. They just call it light speed.

How do they travel faster than the speed of light? Cause it's a sci-fi movie, GAL, that's how they do it. Why not just the speed of light? Cause it would take too long. To go from system to system. Yeah, it's like when youfi movie, GAL, that's how they do it. Why not just the speed of light? Because it would take too long. To go from system to system? Yeah, it's like when you're on a long road trip, you could go 60 or you could go 65.

That's what a light year is. Well, maybe it does take a long. 20 light years? Yeah, but maybe it does take that long. It's just to them it doesn't. No, no, no, because everyone would age differently and they'd be, but no, no. No, no, no.

A light year is just the light, it's just the light year. Yeah, but do you see that year if you're going light speed? It's even on the theory of relativity that if you approach the speed of light that time slows down for you. So if that were the case, everywhere they'd show up,

they're like, yeah, the, the, Star Destroyers blew that up 800 years ago. But thanks for stopping by. We really appreciate it. Thank you. If time slows down, why would time go faster? You mean the only slow down for the people going light speed? It doesn't, but when somebody goes light speed,

it doesn't speed up the world, the universe for everyone else. If that's what you're asking, well, I thought you'd be traveling out the speed of light. This is the relative. This is where the relative falls in the play here. Yeah, so you're moving out the speed of light, one light year and one year. I also want to point out a theory has been proven in any way. Einstein was a bit of a crackpot.

But we talked about this years ago. I think maybe like, oh, nine years ago in the podcast, we talked about this where the clocks on GPS satellites are off from clocks that are on the ground because they've been in space going so fast for so long that they have like an atrophy to their time. There it is. So now like GPS units on the ground

have to calculate in for the fact that the time on the satellites is off. Can't they just retime the satellites? I don't know, I'm not a satellite guy. I'm just letting you know what I read. All right. But I feel like when I was younger, having the correct time was a bigger deal.

Right, now all my devices always know exactly what time it is. But before it was kind of like, eh, kind of in the zone. I only just realized what the twisty part of a watch is for, the bit that clicks around. What is it for? Go ahead, the clicking part. What, so you can know how much time has passed since you put it that way, right?

Well, yeah, that's what the device does, track's time. Yeah. What did you think it was, the compass? I was like, oh, my's what the device does, tracks time. Yeah. What do you think it was, like, on this? I was like, oh, my friends had these ones, so you could go like, I was like, I don't know what this was. They're typically diving watches, I think, is where that's going. Yeah, I don't know how long you've been diving. There you go.

Wait, so, think about what you're saying. How did people determine what the right time was? Yeah, there was a number you would call. Really? It was called time-whether temperature, and you'd call it. And you'd call it and be like, what time? Am I still old that you don't remember this guest? Do you remember? Yeah, you would call really there was called time where their temperature you'd call it and you call and be like what time I can I sell all that you don't remember this guest you remember? Yeah, yeah You would call and it would just like it was it would you wouldn't ask it was just an automated message that would tell you at the tone

The time will be for 25 p.m. Yeah, we have that in do dial one two three and they have a different number for different time zones Well, they were all local calls. Yeah, you didn't have a cell phone back then Chris. Oh Yeah, they were all local calls. Yeah, you didn't have a cell phone back then Chris. Oh, yeah, they knew where you were Two hours earlier in California. I'm gonna call Calma Colossus Angeles time weather temperature now I have I have My when I wake up in the morning My little device is tell me everything. It's crazy. What do you mean? Well, they tell me like the news and they tell me like the weather So I know like my little

Computer assistance that I have in my house my little friends my little Like an Alexa yeah, yeah, the likes are Google home and stuff like that. Okay. Yeah, they just tell you what I don't like to say What services I have publicly? Why you just avoiding I don't know why I don't know why well there's only a few There's only were just avoiding. I don't know why. I don't know why. Well, there's only a few. There's only a few. I don't get that though. I just use my phone for everything. Like the first thing I do when I wake up,

I grab my phone and I'm like, what awful things have happened since I've been asleep and then it tells me, and I would rather not be here. I'm gonna get a better bed anyway. Here's what happens every morning when I wake up. It always the same conversation. It's, the alarm goes off, and I say,

computer, stop, computer stops. And I say, computer, read my calendar. And then she reads two four items, which usually gets me to about noon, and she says, do you wanna hear more? And I go, no! Every single morning, it's the exact same conversation. I don't wanna hear anything else. I have never used it for reading calendar, every single morning, it's the exact same conversation.

I don't wanna hear anything else. They have never used it for reading calendar, because it's much quicker just to read the calendar with your eyes than listen to the drivel. It's not on and on and on. It's a lot easier to start singing a song instead of playing one on the iPhone as well. You could just start singing, but guess what? You're usually busy with something else,

so maybe it's going to technology occasionally. All with something else, so maybe like technology occasionally. All right. He's still going with technology too. I think you're singing as a postal listening to a song on an iPhone is off-base comparison. I don't. Hey, thanks, Gus. Yeah. It's in the background. It's just, it does it for you. Sure. But sometimes it's like at 12, you have a meeting with blood and it just reads out like an endless amount of shit. Because your thing is you probably stop paying attention to after the first thing and then you have to get it to repeat. You're like, I want to know what the fourth one is.

I got to sit through so and so it's fucking birthday. That's the thing. I got to get the birthdays off my calendar. I don't wish people happy. They somehow reactivate on my calendar all the time. I don't know how the fuck is like I have unchecked birthdays so many times. I know what pissed me off the other day. You got me started now.

I good. I was I was on LinkedIn and it's like, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's, it's so, it's so, it's already a fucking, you just read. It's so and so's birthday, wish them a happy birthday. Like, I'm not fucking doing that. Why the fuck is LinkedIn telling me to wish people a happy birthday?

On LinkedIn, it was, yeah. They want you to use it like a social, like networking thing. Oh, they don't know what that platform is. you to use it like a social, like networking thing. Oh, they don't know what that platform is. Right, it's like, I was like, they have no idea what I'm doing. Why are we on, what, what, what? I check LinkedIn all the time.

Am I the only person who does that? Yeah. What, what's it for? I read news on there. Oh, it's like an actual website. Yeah, you can have like a feed of people that work in an industry like you and you can see things that they're liking and commenting on.

I thought it was just profiles of people saying what they do for living. No. LinkedIn is also the only if you want to consider to be a social media platform. It is the only one that allows you to creep on what other people do. You can see who's looked at your profile. It'll even it'll even message you if you're not on LinkedIn. Go hey, a couple of people looked at your profile.

Do you want to know who this? I know. Okay, sure. Like you got to log in. I'm like, fuck you. If it makes me log in, or if they make me log in to change my email preferences, I hate that.

I hate my word. I'm just like, you gotta be honest and just do the unsubscribed thing, you gotta do that. I hate when they also make you type your email address. Do we do that? I hope we don't do that. We better not do that. We do what?

We do like, you wanna unsubscribe? And it's like, type your email address to unsubscribe. We can check it. Let's go check it, guys. We work at this company. We should make sure that we... How do I check that? We'll just get out of the pocket.

You can do it on the air. Okay. I'm sure someone will tell you while we're on that. You can ask someone, please tell us. Hashtag RTPodcast. How do you unsubscribe? Don't do it. Unsubscribe and then reach the sky.

Please. I hope you don't leave you somewhere the marketing department's fucking melting right now. Wait, the graph just goes straight down. It's day for no reason. I have a spin on it. Did you see that video? I think it was last week of that guy who cemented his head

in a microwave. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I watched half of it. I heard about it. It was in English. Yeah, sounds like an English thing to do. Why is this really interesting to do?

People are bulls. That's a big commitment Yeah, sounds like an English thing to do. Why is this? Why is this? Can you just introduce people to both? That's a big commitment. It takes a while for concrete to heart. Apparently it happened way quicker than they expected. Well, but the thing is, is he said while he was doing it, he lost all his hair, right? I was like, Chris, go ahead. Well, he just said, this is really dumb and I'm, this is the most dangerous thing I'm ever going to do.

How did he just do this? Did they, I feel like, he like, his plan was not a straw. Right, they had straws, they had a plan in place. What? I mean, if you think plan, I mean his face, his whole head was in, look. Yeah. It's concrete in there.

How'd they get him out? The fire department. Yeah, that's a coal fire department who is not, obviously, not happy about having to come out and answer this call. Explain this. Socialist tax dollars at work. The money being spent in that dude's head out.

It said it took nearly an hour to free him, but they had to use. Chisel. A screwdriver, but yeah, I guess they use it like a chisel and that to be very careful because they were so close to his head. You would have the worst headache ever. Yeah.

I mean concrete just passes every vibration along through it. It's a nightmare. And as it's like, hardening around your head, and I was sure your head would swell a little. Why did it still, what was the end goal there? Like what was the plan?

They were making a YouTube video. It was like, no, but like, okay, so they cement his head, but then it's like, then what? Well, when Dan and I did it, his head came straight. Like they keep calling it polyphila. Is that something in? Oh, yeah, so that's squeezy little, you see all stuff with it, I think. Okay, that's what they used. Oh, something in? Oh yeah, it's like that squeezy little seal stuff with it, I think. Okay, that's what they used.

Oh, they used concrete. Yeah, that's not. They used like foam, that industrial foam? I think it's foam. I think it's the stuff that you like, it's like a big old syringe and it's... We got epoxy. Yeah.

You guys have two chambers in the range? I don't do go poly filler. I don't know. Okay, you got it. I'll do that. It's a multi-purpose, it sounds like a polymer. Ready mixed.

What's called polyphila? Polyphila, F-I-L-L-A. Polyphila. It's like, it's ready mixed for a smooth creamy consistency. I think you shove it in the gun. So it's like a, it's like cock. Okay. It's like what we would call it here.

Cock it different than cock it. You said put it in a gun. No, no, you're right. It does look like cock. Okay. It's like what we would call it here. Cock is different than... You said put it in a gun. No, no, you're right. It does look like cock. I'm saying that with concrete, I've been with your head on concrete. It would take a long time. I've sucked on concrete, duns and tubs.

The, also concrete will suck the moisture out of anything. Like if you work with it with your bare hands, for a while, it'll tear your hands apart. So of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble.

I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in for a while and I've never had a situation where I needed to work with Concreate. Probably the most I've worked with Concreate was I helped my dad in our house in Houston when I was like 14. I helped him put down saltillo tile.

You know that red Mexican tile? And we put that down and because it's like varying thicknesses, we had to make like a concrete like mud layer and float these tiles in it. And then it's also thicknesses, we had to make a concrete mud layer and float these tiles in it. And then it's also the way that tile looks. Am I boring you with this story? No, no, I'm not. It has huge grout lines in it,

which you then fill with cement and concrete. So that's where I learned, I basically abraded my hands down to the bone, my fingertips, yeah, I'm working on this concrete floor. It was pretty much almost the whole first floor. There it is, right there. That's great. If you look at ones with dog prints, because that's something they always, the dog prints? this kind of Greek floors. It was pretty much almost the whole first floor. There it is right there. Oh yeah. If you look at ones with dog prints

because that's something they always, the dog prints. Dogs will run across the wet tiles when they're being baked in the Mexican sun, I guess, before they import them. And people really like. It's just the sun by the way. People like.

I just want to point that out. Mexico has the same sun. Well, that's yeah, but it's hotter in Mexico. Come mix a can's sun. That's not it. The, if I said the Arizona son, I mean, it's mostly what the basketball team said normal way to say it. Yeah, I would say like, oh, the desert's done. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Doug Britzie. They was always something I have dog prints in them. And people liked the ones that dog prints. How do they get like that? Because there's dogs whose

job it is. A dog walks across the cross with a Mexican dog. A Mexican dog in the normal time. When they're walks across the tiles. I thought you were saying when you were laying the tile that happens. I was like, oh, you were talking about when they're making a... And they're making a German truck. The US, when they come and we put them down. So.

You know, oh... I can't think about I've worked with concrete. I've worked with concrete a bunch like fence posts. You ever dig fence posts? No, really. I think you're a lot hundier than you seem. That's what I'm saying. I think I'm a pretty handy person. Yeah, I feel that I feel like you are. I just I just we did like blinds in my bathroom and I guess that's something a normal person does like just cuts and mounts the blinds. I don't feel like a handy person.

I grew up with a dude, my dad, was carpenter, super handy and I learned a lot from him. And I can work on cars, or at least I can work on cars from before like 1993, when he just turned into computerized. You can't work on your car. I can just no way, there's absolutely no way. I've never seen like what runs my car.

I've never seen the motors. I bet that would have been a time where that would have been embarrassing for a man to not know how a car works. And now it's just like standard procedure that most people can't fix a car anymore. No, it's humiliating. You know the thing with my car?

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, where if I get a flat tire, you can't jack up a Tesla because potentially you could do it wrong and puncture the batteries, which would be a huge problem for a lot of people. And so when you get a flat tire,

there's no spare in the car anywhere. You have to call a tow truck when you get a flat tire, which to me is humiliating. And in this fucking parking lot, there's 30,000 nails per square foot and I got like 80 nails in my car ever since I got it. So I've had to call the tow truck like three or four times. How do they know I've run flat tires?

I don't know, that's a good question. Maybe they do. Maybe they do. Maybe they do? It's a very heavy view. What do you have to do then? Like if you get a flat tire, you're like, you call the tow truck, where does a tow truck take you?

I call Tesla service and they send someone out. I feel like a Tesla's mod enough to shift all the way off that wheel, move shit around and then you just drive it home. No, like that. What's that cartoon, Dune Buggy? He just lifted up. Yeah.

No one else remembers that. That's the super big skirt. Yeah, we would watch Dune Buggy and then call time where they're temperature. What time does the three studious come on after this? I don't even remember. What is Dune buggy cartoon? He was like white and orange and like speed buggy. That was it.

That was the main thing. Oh my God. The guy who drove him had like bell bottoms. It was like a shitty rip off Scooby-Doo. It might have been repurposed models from Scooby-Doo except for speed buggy. I'm pretty sure. Who drove him?

It was a dude with bell bottoms. I do do looks like Shaggy, basically. But he would lift the car out and move the... No, the car would do that on the billboard. I'm gonna show you something. Go and check. Tell me that guy's not Shaggy in the gray Shaggy. He took the go-t off Shaggy.

He's not the friend in Wuma. It's not the Shaggy prequel. Yeah, Tana Barbera. So it's friend on Daphne, not Wuma. It's Daphne. It's Daphne and It's definitely a clive. Why does it speak speedbuggies like farting out a tree in that? What I like? I'm a shot. He's like got his ass in the air presenting and he's like fire What's he scratching his ass?

What's he doing? He's presenting. Fuck it speedbuggie. I'm gonna take off. Have you seen those screens, the TVs that can, this looks like glass, but you can watch TV. The TVs that look like glass. Tell me more, Gavin. It's like a transparent story. Oh, yeah, I know it's like glass, and then it's a TV though. So they can just put like video on it.

Yeah. You're describing a TV. I know, but you're missing the important part. You can see through it. Yeah, it said it's transparent. Well,, TV, the glass, you can see through the glass. Why would you say that? How would you think you can't see the internal components of a TV when you turn it off? You mean the second windshield? You can imagine the ruin to what's beyond it. Right. There you go. So I was thinking you can't see anything. No I know it's not I'm probably not you know and let's think black rail TV

What is that I was thinking about this if I if you went to a movie theater, but it was those But they stacked them Like it was one here and then behind it was a different movie and behind it was a different movie Could you just focus your eyes on one of them and watch one of the five movies? What is your obsession with watching multiple movies? You've talked about this before about having a movie every other frame. I watched a movie three times. Right? Wasn't that another one?

I watched a movie three times. I want advances in technology where loads of people can watch the same screen. But watch the same area. Or one person can watch multiple movies at once. Like the ultimate time saver. But if I had one screen here and one screen like way over there, I'm pretty sure I could watch through this one at that one. Well, if it's really, really close.

Yeah. But how transparent is it though? It's like that, like glass. You can just do that in VR in like two seconds. I mean, you could do it on your computer monitor. Look, I'm trying to fix the problem that it doesn't exist, all right? I'm trying to make your fixing of an imaginary problem

more efficient. On a computer screen, you can get like a window that's 50% transparency, put it in front of another movie, and try that. Or you can just have different windows with different movies. I just think too many people are trying to rely on technology to watch two things at once.

When in fact, you could just look at a different thing. Gavin, what? What? Gavin frees advice for today. Just look at a different thing. Gavin, what? What? Gavin frees advice for today. Just look at a different thing. That's it. You don't need technology. Just look.

Just look at a different thing. You're looking here, then you're looking there. The world is filled. I'm trying to find different things. Take a look. Look at him. Okay, imagine if in international app port, right? There's some shits on the screen,

but the subtitles are in different languages, but you could focus on which language that you read. Yeah, or like when you're in a, you can do that with your ears as well, when you're in a noisy room, you can focus on what one person is saying, you know? And you're not just like drowned out by everything else around it.

It can't play a movie, but there's like 10 different versions of the audio or playing it once over the same movie, can they? Yeah, I think they could probably. Good day, I need you to later. Like, supermanual way in. Where English nailed it. Haven't you ever, like, that's where the Lopez joke came from for Red vs. Blue

before Toy Story stole it for Buzz Lightyear. But where you ever have like something that's stuck in the wrong setting, so you will decided, fuck it, I'll just watch this thing in the different language. Yeah, go into Spain. Or you were in a country where they have, yeah. Sure, okay. But like they used to have that, what was SAP? What did that stand for?

Secondary area programming? No, is that true? Something like that, yeah. Secondary audio? Audio something like that, yeah. Yeah, and then that setting, sometimes on TVs, we get stuck on Spanish. So you get the Spanish version of it.

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I never would've thought about that just because people didn't just park anymore. Right. If you had to get, well, I never mind, this is a bad topic to bring up after a sponsor, it's not about that. Just people that ain't just a pock anymore. Right. If you had to get, well, I never mind. This is a bad topic to bring up after a sponsor. It's all wait for five minutes. Okay.

So Patrick, I don't know if you've any of you. Anyone got any filler? Patrick sent me an article right before the podcast started. No, he's already laughing. I guess there's these, I gotta look at the word is, I think it's in Japan. There's these, okay, I'm gonna read you a headline. Female monkeys are having sexual interactions

with deer in Japan and scientists are intrigued. Yes, I saw this article. They're like dry-humping the backs of deer. Right, they get on the backs of deer's dry hump, pull on their antlers like that. Oh, so they're not like going there on Raya. They're just like grinding on it. And they're not trying to ride the deer.

What's the pulling of the alley? I don't know. Is that like somebody like trying something new? Are they coming on the deer's back? So it says, uh, adolescent female, I don't know how to say this, um, macacou. I don't know, I guess, I guess it's kind of monkey. They climbed on top of a seka deer and crouched. Then they moved their pelvis as if thrusting or grinding.

They squeaked sexual sounds. They also bit sniffed and pulled on the deer's antlers. Well, why are the monkeys and the deer together? Like, these are like those are two different biomes. That's like collided. Yeah, I don't know. Isn't it McKay? Is that how you say that?

I don't know. M-A-C-A-Q-U-E-S. McKays. McKay. McKay. McKack. McKackle. The adolescent female. That's what the monkeys say while he's pulling the antlers. It's like, what's my name bitch? The initiated sexual interaction with a deer 258 times. The one deer? No. Maybe it's the deer. Maybe the deer is like super hot. Uh, of these 13 sexual interactions initiated by five macaes were considered successful.

So they're still trying to figure it out. They're failing a lot. Wait wait, successful. Successful. And what? That is, they had a temporary but exclusive sexual association with the deer. What does that mean? See that's what there is in monkeys and human. You put us in there, four out of four, we'd get a pump on a deer right. Monkeys, like, like, four percent or whatever. We could get that right the first time. You're saying that just doing it wrong.

Yeah, cause you've done monkeys. I get it right. I've seen Bambi. You're gonna go show him how it's done. Yeah. Learn him a little something. Oh, that's just so weird. I think we've thought about what are we gonna learn by discovering, like figuring out why the monkeys do this. The monkeys are just stupid. You're just saying we don't need to find out. Yeah, we don't need it. I mean, like I think the question is why are the the female monkeys going this route? Is there something wrong with the male monkeys?

I might blame it on the males. Just saying. Because then, I mean, there might not be any more monkeys. Why are we demonizing female monkeys, sexual behavior? I'm not demonizing it. I mean, it's interesting. I demonized the men. I mean, there's tons of weird, like, cross-animal stuff, like the chimp that stuff off with the frog. Yeah, that was horrendous. Yeah, I don't even worry about the deer and anything. I never will. They're not willing participants in this.

No, this is the deer like continuous foraging and like going about. He just doesn't even notice. Right, just making it. Just getting in. How many animals. How many animals are willing participants anyway? It's true.

In any mating. In pretty much anything at all. You know, I wonder, like, what's the percentage of things that have lived that died of natural causes and didn't die because something else killed it, Nate. Like even people that's probably, we're probably having tipped the scales on that. Yeah. You're saying more people have been killed than died of Oda. I think what that?

What's old age though? Like, organ failure. Because that's age. You know what I mean? Or you could break it down like people eating versus not eating? I feel like people got over the get-meat and thing. We're all has killed a ton of people. We're all has killed a ton of people.

And the disease. And the disease. Infant mortality, that's the big one. That's why they think that it always looks like the life expectancy or the lifespan of people increases over time. It's just they think that it always looks like the life expectancy of the lifespan of people increases over time. It's just that we just don't die when we're infants as much as we used to. You know, so the average goes up.

Yeah, so the average goes up. It's unfairly weighed. I mean, there's other stuff we actually do live a little bit longer. Life expectancy does go up, but not to the like incredible degree. I wonder who the most brilliant person was who died in infancy. Oh, wow. Yeah. Just like the most potential. What who died in infancy. Oh, wow, yeah. Just like, is that the most potential? What you could have, what you lost.

Yeah. Don't you feel like we all have that, though? You think you're the, you're the, you're the, no, we all have the potential. Yeah, Chris, I died a birth, thanks. For a reason. Yeah. Well, I know it wasn't Chris. Yeah.

But it is, don't you think we all have the potential to be in like we're just, if we're not, we meet that potential. Do you think some people have the potential to be and like we're just, we either will not we meet that potential? Do you think some people just like, the ceiling's a little bit lower? I think for a lot of us, there's no chance of... I think people can also be too smart to function. I can see that.

Yeah, they just, they can't figure out how to fit in with all the rest of us dummies and then they get lost, you know? Yeah, but I mean, Isaac needed a was a good excuse, wasn't it? Was he? I think it was very polite. I don't think people liked him, but he was, he still got by and got his theories out. Guys, how many times do you live have you wished you were dumber?

Like, you thought you would enjoy life more if you just said- I've thought about it. Like, five IQ points lower. I've never wished to be dumber, but- No, you know, I've said you thought about it. You thought about it. No one would ever wish to be dumber, but you thought, my life might be easier if I was like,

knock like a good 15 IQ. If I didn't understand the level of this problem, I'd be a lot happier right now. Yeah, I just think go about my business. Do you have a high IQ? I don't know. I don't know. Never test.

Who, we should have an RT podcast IQ test. I'll do that. I would do it. I don't know. I feel like I'm losing the step. Getting older. So I'm definitely, Dama that I was when I was in school.

How do you, what makes you say that? Just the ability to learn new things is tauta because I'm older. Like it was easy. But you bring your wallet. Yeah, brings, brings solid. The polyfila has set. Yeah.

My head is trapped. You gotta get a screwdriver and just jam it in there. You don't do dumb shit like that anymore. You know, you don't like take a microwave and glue your head into it. I don't set myself on fire anymore. What's the dumbest thing you think you've ever done? Set my legs on fire.

That's fucking dumb. Yeah. So I've wore some, don't try this at home. I wore some huge jeans. Don't wear a hat I'm from. They're like XL jeans. And I soaked them in petrol. Oh god Like they were wet like dripping lit them up ran around for a bit and because they were so big

I then just let go and hopped out No, I know right terrible. I know how old were you? 15 Who are you doing it for? No one. Oh, that was like my friends. Wow, but it wasn't. Such, that's such a terrible idea. I know.

I mean, your life would be so different. You're filming it. If that went wrong. I think someone has footage of that. I don't have that in my possession. I mean, it could be anything like you. Oh, I didn't know these jeans were 50% polyester, so they melted and stuck to my calves. That could be.

That could be fair. It went exactly as I thought it would go in that When it when it was too hot. I just jumped out of them. Yeah, I was fine But just looking back on it's like so that could have been horrendine like Gas if it was a was a diesel or just regular gasoline petrol very petrol. Yeah, it's doing my hats to just lighting that on fires a bad idea to begin Yeah, you know to start fires like for cooking or not cooking, but for like heat and stuff outside. Just gas.

I would use gas. Yeah, like a diesel. Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, the actual, the actual thing we were trying to do was I was going to race the gasoline trail. So I like soaked the jeans and then we had a line on the ground. And then my friend was lighting the trail and I had to run and see if I can like run away from the flame as it was and it got me.

It got you. Yeah. Fucking. So that's what that's is that what ignited it. What the flame. Yeah, like the the trail. Yeah. That's I was like almost at the end and it yeah.

Yeah. I want to see that video. I mean it looks cool. Yeah, but don't do it. I used to make regular journals on the Rishi website about don't let yourself on fire. Yeah. Just don't just don't ever do it. Don't ever think that's gonna go well. Do you have a do it?

I don't know. I never let myself on fire. No, but what are favorite things to see? Even though I don't believe you should let yourself on fire. What are my favorite categories of video on YouTube? Are people who try to do flaming shots? Oh, it goes wrong.

It always goes wrong. And it's fire induces panic. There must be something primal about it to where if there's fire on you, people just lose. That's why they had to drill into your head, stop dropping roll. What's primal about that? It's hell. It's like, don't run away. Like, they run screaming. Like they run and they're panicked. Yeah. It's like you ever see that video of that, I think it's like two cars that are red light and one of them catches fire.

And the person who's filming is like trying to get the other car's attention, the other car sees the fire and just takes off. Yeah, cause it drives away. Right, he seems like maybe there's a fire under his car but his car is on fire. It makes us make it worse. So what's the dumbest thing you've done?

You brought your leg once. Yeah, I would say that was probably the jump into some water and landed on a pipe. I don't think I could. I was in my head to dive in. And I just didn't and I'm so glad I didn't. Man, it's fucking A. Makes me, I get like, little thinking about it.

Yeah, don't. Chris, I mean, I've let myself on fire before. Uh, I took my my sisters perfume and I covered my hand with it. Oh, yeah, I'll let on fire. It's like that. I don't know. I boiled gas leel on the stove. Yeah, that was really fucking done. God, so stupid. How did it not blow up the was it like a flame stove? How did it not blow up the, was it like a flame stove? No, it wasn't like your coil stove. But it doesn't matter. There was so much gas fumes in the air. There'd been like a spark from the fridge

or something like that. Who knows? Anything. It was really phenomenally stupid. That's an RTA, right? Yeah, I think it is. It's so stupid. It was so stupid.

But anyway. Yeah, luckily we have the internet. So all of that information's out there for everyone to find now. Hey, there's a dude going nuts on Twitter trying to ask us what our PC specs are. I'm gonna be honest, I don't know what my PC specs are. I basically, when I buy a PC and I bought one about two years ago, I basically go to whatever

the top of the line is and then drop down one or two clicks from that. And the way I build PCs now, is I basically go into Adam Baird's office and I ask him, what is a good video card? Like not the top of the line, but below top of the line. Because it's usually like, this card is 300 and it runs every game and we'll run every game

for the next year. And the one above it is super duper awesome and it's like 1500 bucks. The difference between the top of the line and just below it is significant. So then I just based my computer builds off of whatever the video card is. But literally, that's the video card

then I based the motherboard on that so it can run that video card and then the processor based on whatever that is. Usually go one below top of the line there as well. The only thing that I really try to do now is I try to have a SSD for my system drive. And I'm regretting that because on my last one, I think I had like a 256 gig system drive

and I'm always like kind of pushing the edge of it. Yeah, but you looked up on iMac that they had terabytes of SSD. Well, I've got like a four terabyte SSD. It was like 1,300, but this is for like slow-mo. Yeah, external No, it was internal. I really sat on but the New iMac Pro is to go from one terabyte of SSD to four is 2800 or 2400 yeah, and I assume it's like

NVMe you know m.2 stuff. That's what is expensive, but assume it's like NVMe, you know, M.2 stuff. That's what is expensive, but damn, it's a hell of a price increase. It's worth it though. You get this. You get, if you buy that iMac Pro, they give you a black lightning cable with it. Hey, look, hey, that doesn't. I saw that and I fucking texted Gavin immediately. I was like, I fucking hate everything about this.

Listen, I gotta say, this is really weird. I gotta splinter in my hand like two weeks ago and it just like finally decided to come out. You want some tweezers? No, I got it like made a little like a little area around it that just like the whole area came out now. Of course. But the the IMAC, the price of the $2,800 for the SSD storage, if that's your primary

computer that you use for work, that will save you enough time in rendering to where that could be worth it over a long period of time. I'm sure you spent $2,800 maybe not that much, but like $2,000 on something that was kinda like, I mean, with storage, you've always gotta find the right, you know, ratio between dollars and gigabytes and all that stuff, and it is really high

with that kind of storage still. Yeah. You can buy tons of actual storage space on hard drives for that price. Yeah, that's like, I love the price. That comes down seemingly faster than everything else. Yeah. Just like, oh, this is, you can find a flash drive.

I found one of my drawer the day. It was two gigabytes. I'm like, who the hell would have other way to make a two gigabyte flash drive? But then I realized at the time, that was probably a lot. Yeah, it was two gigabytes. I'm like, who the hell, what other way to make a two gigabyte flash drive? But then I realized at the time that was probably a lot. Yeah, it was a ton. Now I want one that's like 128 gigs or like 256 gigs. I got this really ridiculous thing in the mail

the other day. I should bring it and show you guys. But it was a four year consideration package from Netflix. And it had like, it was like a big square thing like this. And you open it. And it's got like a little video screen in it that plays like a two-minute trailer of Netflix Shows and then it stops and it loops over again It's got a speaker and everything. I was like how the fuck does this thing work?

So I took it apart and inside they had like a little Like a little 32 megabyte USB thumb drive just like plugged into the like this little display that plays everything and everything about the same thing It's like they went out of their way to find like this little display that plays everything. And when we think about the same thing, it's like, they went out of their way to find this little 32 megabyte thumb drive that someone made, and then they bought a bunch of them. First of all, someone made them, someone bought them, and then made this whole thing around the fact they could find this. Did you film this thing?

This thing, that sounds like such an elaborate production. No, I sent you a video screen. I've still got it, I can show it to you. It's on my house. You did a video screen? Yeah. How much does it cost for them to sell out? I don't know, I was like, I was like,

I was like, do you watch? That's why I saved it. I was like, that's wild. That's crazy. I got to, I got to hold on to that. You got to be like a special Netflix person. It was for awards. For awards.

What do you like? Are you on some kind of board that you wrote for that? Yeah. Are you? Yeah. Really? Now what are you doing? What are you talking about? I mean I totally want that before

Gavin no I get to vote since I'm in SAG you get to vote in the SAG after awards, but we're in SAG Yeah, well update your address or something. I don't know what to tell you. I got a check you guys don't get Check today for residuals. That's pretty cool It is I'm appearing on a at midnight. My I got a cool 85 bucks. That's all cool. From appearing on a at midnight. I got a cool 85 bucks. That's awesome. My relationship with the bag is the one way. It only goes the other direction.

Yeah, we were talking about that. You know, part of this internet creators guild, which is an organization that is trying to help online creators, like as the industry grows. And it's interesting because unlike the producers' guild or the screen actors' guild, everyone who's an online creator essentially works for themselves. We're actually one of the few organizations that's an online video creator that has employees.

It's usually just the person, and if anything, the people we don't know that work for that person, you know? So it was interesting to think about like, why did you join SAG? After you're in enough productions, have to if you want to continue You have to, right, otherwise You can't participate in SAG production correct if I you and I had to join Right before we went on stage for something right Gavin. Yeah. Yeah, they said if you don't sign

Your SAG paperwork right now you literally can't go on the show and it's not cheap to join SAG I think for me it was your sag paperwork right now, you literally can't go on the show. And it's not cheap to join sag. I think for me, it was laser team maybe that put me over the edge. Sucker. Yeah. We only have a few sag productions, but it's a big deal when we have one.

Like it's a totally different way to approach production, completely and totally different. But that's our industry talk for the day. Yeah. So now I can be in any video game. The strike's over. So if you want to cast me in your video game, I'm game. Did that adventure game get your inch? No, it's still good.

Is it? You where you play Hawk guy? Hawk guy. Yeah. Give us one of the Hawk guy lines. I don't remember. I was so long ago. Do you remember one of your lies?

I'm in so many video games that I've remembered. I don't remember. I remember one of it. I forget who it was. I was like one of one directions was, was really weird. It was like, excited but scared. Or something, like something, it was like, it was too many emotions that I couldn't figure out how they went together.

It's like you're excited about being scared. Yeah, it was, it was like, I don't know what that means. I have to have some fun. I do excited and bored. Hey, you know, we have a, if you want to be jealous about something, there is somebody who works at Risher Chief, who was a voice in the last Jedi in a Star Wars movie. I know who that is. I know too.

Do you know who, guys? No, I think I know. Yeah. Who? I don't know if I can say that it's Eric Fespe. I'm not sure if I can say that. That's pretty cool. Yeah, he's in the, not to spoil anything about the movie,

but in the huge death scene. I was kidding. There's a space battle. I don't think that gives anything away. And he's a voice on the radio in one of the space battles. That's pretty cool. In a space battle, not to imply there's more than what space battle even.

That's like, he was telling me about it pretty casually the other day and I was like, that's really cool. I was gonna hit you. And then I was like, wait a second. That's not that's not cool. That's like life changing. No, that's like life goal's amazing. Yeah. That's unbelievable. Yeah. It's like when I went to go see the Peter Jackson King Kong movie and I was watching. I was like, oh, that's Eric Vespian, the trolley right there. Yeah. No, the crazy one is our friend, Michaela, who's a friend of Eric's. She gets picked up by Kong. Like she's like the wrong woman.

To me, that is the ultimate visual effects cool moment is being in the Kong hand against the green screen. Six cinemas. Yeah, classic cinema. It's like, you know, you think of what's the name, Feyray, with the original. And she was, yeah, she's in the hand, you know, it's me that's like, that's when I saw movie magic. That's what they always showed is the King Kong hand.

But then the second hand get takes you in and throws you away. I think he did he snappers. I think he throws her. He just talks Kayla. Yeah, she's great. She gives a great scream. She goes, it's on there. When you go over to their house, it's on the wall.

They have a photo of her with her full on screen going. She's a great, like, movie screen. Doss it. It's really good. Yeah. Here, I'm gonna read this other thing here. Eric's just a dude on a trolley. I want to remind everyone.

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Yeah. What do you look nice? Look into this thing right now. I'm totally getting this. Did you all hear that story? It was like a week or two ago where Mercedes took apart a Tesla Model X. What? But because they wanted to like,

I guess work on their own technology for the... I'm sure it was waving to Ashley and they cut to me. For their electric vehicle. But they didn't go out and purchase a Tesla Model X. They used like a service to rent someone else's Model X. And they took this cup. What? Yeah, so it's like a...

They paid for the extra insurance. Kind of like a home away, right? But it's like you can let people borrow your car. These people... Or just take a car rental place, but go ahead. But this is like a private... But I'm explaining the difference in that this is a private citizen not a corporation, you jackass.

Thank you, man. So Mercedes Benz took this couple's Tesla Model X, took it apart, put it back together, ran it around their test track a bunch over the weekend, and then took it back like nothing happened. They just like, how do they, how do people know? Like, let me look up the story. It's been a couple of weeks since I started. Some Mercedes now is full of pranks.

Would you be annoyed if Mercedes took your car upon putting it back to you? A little bit, yeah. But it's Mercedes. I also wouldn't rent my car on. I was like, I don't know if I wanted to buy one Tesla. But would that be Air A and A? I don't know what that would be.

I don't know. I wouldn't ever rent anything, especially Mercedes shows up and wants to rent my car. Dudes and lab coats show up wanting to rent your car. I go, I don't know. I'm gonna do it in this. You have to know. I really would. They would rent it.

It doesn't say how the story came to light. But are you leaving Ashley? Yeah, I guess they guess they figured it out. Hey, Ashley, do you have a side card? Does this work? So maybe Ashley should explain why she took John Rice we're gonna see last Jedi, last week instead of me.

Oh yeah. They also took it from, yeah, Stuart Gart Germany, and they drove it all the way to Barcelona, Spain as well. So we, what does that say about them? They don't want to buy a Model X? All right, it's supporting the competition. Whatever the services they need to up their terms of service.

Apparently this isn't violation of terms of service. Probably, if you're man to link the car, if you Airbnb to your house and they took all the doors off and surfed them down a mountain and then put them back on on but they were clean again. It's like just the knowledge that they did that is like why? Yeah, we just remember your hot water heater but you know it's good. It's all back together now. It's all good. Ashley Jenkins. Hi, Gabby. Hi, yeah. You're in the hot seat.

Not a hot seat. Not a hot seat. You have some explain. Not that hot. I'm not sorry. You have some explain you to do. What a not sorry. You have some explain to do What is last Jedi was last Jedi listen, okay? Support in a relationship to listen to me Last Jedi was last week and you got invited to a special screen on Monday That's pretty cool. Yes, pretty cool right cool. Yeah, review screening Eric best we hooked it up Eric did it. Yeah, okay Let's talk about Eric today So you had a choice you had a plus one yeah, that you could bring to the it. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's talk about Eric today. Um, so you had a choice. You had a plus one that you could bring to the event.

Yep. And who did you choose to bring? I took a John who works with me on the know. Does it seem like legitimate? I, Gus, do you not work on the know? I mean, when I think of John, I think of the know. It's like the first thing that comes to my mind. And silly.

Yeah. John Rysinger of the know. Was's like the first thing that comes to my mind. Instantly. Instantly. John Reissinger of the no. Was it a difficult decision? No. Did John, like, I know the blade is all upset about this, but when's the last time blame it? Anything with the no. That's a good point.

It was a work thing. That's the next one. This was for A.B.O. No. When's the last time you did anything on the no? I recently did a thing where I walked into a livestream and it walked out again. I know, in a one-off situation, Blaine probably could have said

some shit in the video, having not been on the know much. But he also, one, wouldn't be reviewing it, he'd be like, oh my god, Star Wars. Wow. Because it's Blaine. He doesn't even know how to say Yavin. It's true. Oh, how do you say it?

He says a Yavin, okay? What did he say? He got it. He needs to stop calling himself the Star Wars guy. No, don't say that. Have you seen his pork tattoo? He doesn't have pork tattoo. Okay.

Okay. But yeah, I mean, if it's for a work thing, I'm going to take the guy who's going to work on the thing. John is a movie guy. He did enjoy the show. I feel like he would review the movie more. Do you think he would review the movie? Where's this review?

Yeah, I think, I think Bernie took a job. I'm looking at this. Yeah, I wanna see John's review. I'm watch, wait, skip, is that it? Yeah, that's it. Is John in this? Yes he is. It's 24 minutes.

Yes it is. Yeah, I'm not gonna record a video for 24 minutes. You probably in this? Yes he is. It's 24 minutes. Yes it is. Yeah, I'm not going to record a video for 24 minutes. You probably made the right choice for you. You probably did the right thing. So you stand by a decision. Absolutely, stand by my decision. Solid.

What's your thing about Battlegrounds being broken? What's this? No story. Everything's one. It is unoptimized as shit on Xbox One. Oh. They're bundling it with Xbox One X's now. Like that's not the game to show off the power of that.

What in preview? Technically. Yeah, still still not a great pack in. I just able to the game broadcast and game DVR like we better way better. It's actually playable. Like I can't aim inventory. Inventory sucks in inventory sucks.

And I can't I can't hit anything. I waited. I do as a guy. I could hear coming around a corner I had a shotgun and I missed him. I was like how the fuck did I miss that yeah also I get the different guns have different powers but an over undershot gun Shouldn't be that much different power than a pump shotgun with five shells I get the one with five shells does give you more chances to hit the person from a game perspective

It's a little more balanced. But damn dude, that over under shotgun is like a fucking cannon. It's going off. It's unbelievable, dude. All right, well, apology accepted for not inviting me to go see Star Wars the last Jedi. You're too kind.

Yes, and well, look, I'm committed to this really. I have a question just to start up, make it West. Right, if you go plus one to the the star wall who would you have taken here's I Thucked up because I got asked to go to the premiere of Star Wars in LA Someone had a plus one and I said let me just make sure Ashley's okay with me going as someone else's plus one And in the time that it took me to get hold of Ashley This person gave away her ticket. I told the story last week. So, but importantly, what did I say?

You said you didn't give a shit. You said, go for it. You're an idiot. I think you said for thinking I would have a problem with it. I think you're too chill. Ashes very chill. Not too chill. No, no, don't fuck that up.

But I think advantage of the chill Ashley stuff all the time. Don't don't work around. That would be a genuine dilemma. I'm like, oh, God, I got a good bit. And then she's like, yeah, obviously. I'm working on starting up a Bernie share service. I'm going to call it Airbnb. And what what?

You just rent him out. Yeah. Can we take me and we take him apart? This might be the part where I've been. As long as you're turning him clean. That's the important part. I actually like this idea now. I'm bored with this idea.

Let's see. When we pay to rent Bunny, do you get the money like you're a pimp or does he get the money directly? I mean, I would think that I get the money. No. So you'll share it. It's all in app. It's a new economy.

Yeah. Different tiers. How much of you worth this? Do you think? Hey. is there peak Bernie right now? We're gonna get some surge Bernie pricing. If prostitution was legal, would there be an Airbnb for women and men and who want to do that?

For prostitutes for prostitutes? Well, I mean, what does it mean Airbnb? Would there be like a nap? It's what you're saying? I guess an app, yeah, I could do like, and then like you create a little profile. There'd be a thing. There are places in the world where prostitution is legal.

I don't know that there's an app out there for it. Well, but yeah, I think you could be swiping around, you can add to the cot what you want. And the price just tax as well, I guess. Like you're on KBB, like you're the Kelly Blue book with work art. Maybe put in the order features app. Like the order of events, like you want this, and then you're on KBB, like you're the Kelly Blue book, with work art. Maybe put in the order features, like the order of events, like,

you want this, and then you're gonna get sucked off. No, that's actually in the Red Light District in Amsterdam. That's fascinating to me because that negotiation of what you would like to do and what the person offers, that has to take place before you go in, right? So when you're walking down the red light district where all these entrepreneurs are in the window, that was great.

And then they're having, you hear these conversations that people are having of negotiating of what they wanna do. And then the person is like, no, I don't do that, sorry. There's no way the app would be able to exist without like an other clickable other bit. Sure.

Because it's going to be like, you know, it's a different app than that. But when I'm fingering and like joking off and all this stuff, I want this going to be people who want with shit. And you're going to have to have an extra field for like a big text box. Yeah. And the price is just a question mark. I want like the dominoes like pizza thing where it shows you what's happening at the time.

It's like right now. So it's looming up. Yeah. Yeah. Like she's cleaning herself off. She's getting dressed. She's on a way to you. I Don't want to be part of your Airbnb service anymore now actually. I want none Bernie left beef. What's that? None pizza left beef. Oh none pizza left beef. Yeah, what was none wait? Somebody to customize a pizza Domino pizza a long time ago. But they did no sauce, no cheese, and half of it with ground beef.

The left half of the pizza with beef. It was just like a meme now. Yeah, I know, yeah. It was like some, it was a popular thing like 10 years ago. It's been 10 years, can you believe that? Really? Yeah, it just passed 10th anniversary.

Nothing surprises me anymore at this point. The 10th anniversary of non-pizza, left beef. Pizza, left beef. Man, we had a party. The inventory system in battlegrounds on the Xbox is just, it's just too tough to deal with. I think he said it was better. No, no, no, there's one aspect of it that I like.

That there's one button you can hit and it pops stuff on your attached in the ground rifle. Yeah, that's nice, but what is that? I'm gonna be the left beef. No, he's gonna jump. He looks disgusting. What are you playing right? Where'd she go?

She left. She's gone. She's always playing. She's always playing something. What's the thing you're playing now? Oh, Kami. I like this game because I watch your play. It's like a cartoon wolf that is on an adventure.

I'm just going to try to explain what a Kami is. So it's cartoon wolf that's on an adventure. And it goes around and meets various people on its way through its journey and there's two options when You meet someone new and the two options are listen and Bite and that's it and every time she walks up to somebody says listen her bite I'm like bite bite always bite always bite first so that's, I just sit there when she plays Okami and I just say bite, bite, bite. When is biting a good option? Always.

Is it? Yeah, see, she's learning. Always bite. Never listen. Always be biting. Always bite, never listen. But I battlegrounds is the one that I have, I don't play any other game, but battlegrounds

pretty much at this point. Although I did play Battlefront II and I have to say Battlefront II is a good game I have, I don't play any other game, but Battlegrounds pretty much at this point. Although I did play Battlefront 2, and I have to say Battlefront 2 is a good game. I've been playing the campaign. Okay, just the campaign. No, I played a multiplayer match, you know, you can't not do that. But I've been playing,

I played the campaign of Battlefront 2 for a bit. I don't know, I should with it. Yeah, I think people have said about the economic model. Yeah, I think right now we play this game. Do your cutscenes have like tearing? Cuts these a model. Yeah, I think right in the whole week of my life. Do your cutscenes have like tearing? Cutts these a shit. Yeah, right. Why am I being a video?

Like this is the thing where it's now come to like, oh, 4K games, you know, high res textures and that stuff because the game's running it, it can do that. But I think companies struggle to store 4K video from their games because of, I guess the file sizes. Actually, are you listening to Gavin? No. Good. Then bite, time to bite.

Do you think these kind of stream it? Like when I think Quantum Break came out, like they didn't store a lot of the video and cut it in. I don't want that either. Just for the game, they just streamed it as needed. I think if you're gonna go all 4K, make your cutscenes 4K.

I don't want some like blocky, compressiony HD shit on my, amongst my 4K gameplay. Used to be the opposite problem where cutscenes would look tremendous in the gameplay would be dog shit. And now we flipped. Pissed me off. You know, in a household where two people play video games,

you know, where, I mean, everybody plays video games in a household, but two adults do. We never, we never play the same games. I feel like I'm the same attorney. Yeah, I'm always like, yes, my girlfriend likes video games. We don't ever play the same attorney. Yeah, I'm always like yes. My girlfriend likes video games. Right. We don't ever play the same No, not at all. She started playing study value when I stopped playing it really very important We played a little bit of battlegrounds with her didn't you I have a few times. Yeah, but she know she made the place of ride she got into it Okay, you want to talk about it?

Ashy thing is like she gets all involved with these like was that persona five? of five? Yeah. And then she got, when she bought a Vita, she bought, what'd you do? You went down a notch? What's your person on a four golden? And you want on Vita? Uh huh. Yeah, she's going backwards through the franchise. You guys wanna talk about Vita?

Nope. Did I make this? Like, just no, not really. You can go give Grig Miller a call. He'll be so much more. I did. Yeah. It's on high school.

See if he wants to talk to you about it. He works at the Nellie here. We talk to you all about, sort of five. Talk about that. I'll ask so much. I did. It's time I asked him if he wants to talk to you about it. He works at the now I hear. We talked all about sort of five. Talk about that. I'll get here. Yeah, although Ashley did give me the piece of advice. I talked about Star Wars in the vlog this week. Ashley did give me the advice when we saw the movie together

on Thursday. She had already seen it on Monday at him. She told me after the meal, I was like, that was okay. I was like, the movie was all over the place. And I was like, I don't know what to make of that movie. And she said, I liked it so much better than the second viewing. And so the next day on Friday,

we had the company screening. We had a private screening where we rented out one of the Alamo theaters. And I thought, okay, well, I'm gonna give this a shot. If Ashley said it's better, the second time, we'll go back and watch it again. And I enjoyed it so much more the second time. That's better the second time?

It's so much better the second time. In my opinion. I like to the first time. It was better the second time, but we should stop before we get into it for real. We're getting around 15 minutes or so. We'll get into it. 10 minutes or so.

Well, thank you, Ashley. Very much. Good to see you. Where are you going home? Yes. Okay. Don't look. I'm gonna go look.

I'm gonna go bite dogs. Don't look. I'm going to go bite dogs. Don't look in the living room behind the chair. Very close. Christmas. Christmas is coming. The chair's in the middle of the room. Well, don't go in the living room. But that's where O'Cami is.

No, you can play O'Cami upstairs and bite things. You get to go on your hands and knees, eyes closed and cruel. Just don't look at anything. Just don't look at anything. Just turn the lights off as soon as you walk in. Prompt self. Done. Easy. All right, let me read this other thing here.

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A lot of people by the way the entire time I went to dinner with Matt beforehand the entire time before that I said are we gonna do a toast at this thing and Mac does no no like we had the all hands meeting We talked to that no, we're not gonna say anything. I'm like, you're sure? And he's like, yeah, Mac gets up and does a toast. Oh yeah, you went, that was, I was right over, I was off on the side. He's told me the whole dinner,

he was gonna do it, but he does it. But when I got there, you were, you look like you're in some sort of predicament. Me, like waiting for someone or something to do with your car or something else. There's always like a time at the beginning of stuff. Yeah. Where you're trying to find someone or you're trying to do something.

And everyone else is just walking into the pie. No. This is now is a sense that it's that a plan. Is that a plan? Is that a plan? See it on the talk to people. I'm very I'm I was going to say hi to you and you were like, all right, what you were like all over the place. I was like, I'll see you in there.

No, I was, they were not, it's so hard to explain. They were not gonna park my car. Right. They weren't gonna valet. They said no, yeah, they said we're no longer valeting cars unless you're an overnight guest. And I said, well, we have the entire second floor ballroom rented out for a company event.

So maybe you can valley my car. And they said, no, we can't. And I said, well, they gave me a pass. I just don't have a printed out. So that's the thing. And they said, well, do you have a room number? I said, no, I'm not staying here. I said, we just rented this.

Yeah, the room is a ballroom. Ballroom. That's what we did. And so then she was like, well, this woman was very adamant about it. She was like, I need you to give me your name and your room number. And so I gave her my last name and gave her a room number. And she goes, is that your room? I said, no, this woman was very adamant about it. She was like, I need you to give me your name and your room number. And so I gave her my last name and gave her a room number.

And she goes, is that your room? I said, I don't know, I just told you, I have a room. I just give you two, because I thought you just wanted a room number. And I gave her like the name, I gave her a bath in these last name and mats last name, because I said, this is booked under something. And I have a passport. She goes, well, can you show me the pass? I said, I can go upstairs and talk to my assistant and come down and

bring it down if you want me to and and do that. And she goes, well, you can't just park? I said, I can go upstairs and talk to my assistant and come down and bring you down if you want me to and do that. And she goes, well, you can't just park your car here. I go and I literally, that point she had my key in her hand, I go, I'm sure you'll figure it out. And I just walked away. Wow. Did it work?

Yes, did they park my car? I had my ticket she had the thing already. Did they just mental it and put it back to the car? I probably, they might have. And I recognize there's a bit of a dick move, but I was just like, I'm not. They lost my car. I'm kind of over this, I'm kind of over this parking discussion. They lost my car at that place one time.

No, did they? I believe it. I was stuck outside for like an hour. They lost your car. Yeah, they're like, we don't know where it is. It's like, what do you mean? They're like, it's down there somewhere. I was like, well, I need to leave.

I need that car. Like, yeah, we'll, we'll get to it. Yeah, I mean, it is easy. yeah, we'll get to it. Yeah, I mean, it is easy to not. It is not on a car. It is the moral of the story. Man, the other day I got so pissed off. I got trapped in a parking lot because of some other idiot.

They break down? No. So I stopped to get coffee on my way to work in the morning. And at this coffee shop, it's like at an intersection where two streets come together. And I was coming out of the coffee shop and there was a bus who was at the intersection, at a red light waiting to go through it.

And I noticed there was another car parked right next to me. I was like, oh, that car wasn't here when I got in. So I got my coffee in my hand. I'm walking in my car and that other car parked next to me backs straight up into the bus. Nice. Good move. I'm like, I see them backing up, I'm like, they'll stop.

It's a bus, you can't not see that. And you back straight the fuck up into that bus. I'm like, god dammit. And it's like, I'm at the intersection. So my car stuck because that bus is there. So like the bus driver comes out, people start coming off the bus and I'm like, I'm gonna guess that it's like company protocol that he can't move that bus now.

Like he has to wait. So I walk up and I look at them and the guy who hit the bus is looking around, I was like, I don't know how I didn't see you. I kind of have the same feeling guy. And the bus driver and I'm like, let me guess, you can't move the bus now, right? You go, nope, I can't move until Supervisor shows up. So like, okay, so I sat in my car for 45 minutes waiting for that bus to move.

Like I was just fucking stuck on my way to work. If I didn't click it, if I'd gotten there, but then I left my car there. It's like, and then I was like, it was in another business's parking spot. It's like, this has a science, this is for this other business, or five minute to go coffee parking.

I was like, I'm just gonna go and get my coffee. I'm just gonna leave the fucking stuff. Like, I can't leave it here because then if the bus leaves and I leave my car here all day, they're gonna tome. So I'm just fucking stuck there. I sat in my car for 45 fucking minutes because I'm more on didn't see a bus when you backed up. Well, see, that's what led up to this valet discussion. So it wasn't just the valet harassing me about this. I say harassing, she's doing her job. But before that, we were on second street, which is where the hotel is, and we were sitting,

we saw that for 20 minutes. We were there 35 minutes. I watched the light at the end of the block turn green, probably 20 to 30 times. We were in that time. None of the cars on the street moved. And it just, there was no explanation or what was going on. So by the time we got the extra 30 feet, we needed to get, turn into the thing.

It was already just a misery. That was a moment where we've been already like, we've been set there about 20 minutes. Yeah. And it only took us like five minutes to get there. Yeah. From home. And then I was like, there's a, there's every chance that we might miss the party. Because it was until 10 or whatever, some reason.

Yeah. He easily could have just stopped that overnight. Yeah, just sitting there and like, it was pure gridlock. Something's going on with Austin and the holiday traffic. The party that we had or the event we had for last Jedi was at the Southamore Alamo. I'm not sure why. There's an Alamo block away from here. We could have done that one. That's where we did laser teams.

Why did I probably end at 10? It was. I don't know. Ask Bethany. What was the theme? What was that? What was that? You weren't there. Warhol Wonderland. You didn't see it though. I even know that was a thing. Patrick was saying that. Patrick was saying that. That's like Dick's. There were two big Christmas parties scheduled for the Fairmont hotel,

but that hotel's not done. So they had to move them to over there, the JW area. And that's why all that traffic was fucked up there. Really? I just over drive a toilet. Uber driver told you that, huh? OK. How many fans on saw that? It's the San Francisco one.

I didn't realize there was a ton of them. So far, no, too. I know if that one, you just said it and the one at the last one, which is not built. So one and a half, technically. One and a half. The thing is like about the fair amount that they're building in Austin,

if I'm thinking of the right hotel, it said it has a skybridge over to the convention center. Yes, I don't think it's done yet, but you will. That'll be great during our tips, because it's blisteringly hot. Yeah. Have you seen the shape of water yet? Yeah, man, I saw it tips. Because it's blisteringly hot. Yeah. Have you seen the shape of water yet? Yeah, man, I saw it opening night.

It's about in the sauce. I'm with the art team from my new production that I'm working on because we wanted to go see something cool. Did you remember on the podcast when you invited me to that? Did I invite you to go see shape of water with me? Yeah, and I was like, yeah, tell me after the podcast, when I'll go.

He won without you? Yeah. Well, and I was like, yeah, tell me after the podcast, when and I'll go. He won't without you. Yeah. Well, the last Jedi. You were like, you were like, I want to invite you in this. You're like, yeah, I'd love to. I sure want to see that. I'm definitely down. What? Two weeks ago, you invited me to go see the shape of water on a Thursday. Was it a Thursday? We had two empty seats. Why weren't you there? Pia, hey, get the tape. We need, we need this footage. I can't believe I, I missed out on something Gus said he wanted I missed that. I said he wanted to go

do. I said I wanted to do it. I was excited. Well, the movie was. Have you ever seen him excited about something and then you smash it down on his face? That's why I say no. I don't want to get my hopes up. And then just be. This is right up your alley, too. This is inner species sex, which you like. What? Because you like the dolphin that dropped LSD and got hand job. That's just funny. You like a monkey in the deer. This is a lady in a iguana Whatever you did to me with Crystal Palace V taught him Kind of it was cold out. It was cold I just I got but I didn't go he went anyway. You know where it's cool to go on the game convenient excuse

He wouldn't gone right he wouldn't gone. He's put it. He wouldn't go he wouldn't have gone I would have gone you to go to the holiday party because You had a new TV. And it was raining. You had a new TV? Yeah, we're setting it up. I was all excited. I mean, it would be that late when you get back. Yeah, it was still new. So you missed the holiday party.

I literally want one. I don't get the holiday party. Who am I going to see? People I see every day. You don't see them every day. I've been to the other place. You've never been there. Be festive.

Of the five old dudes at the company, I think only Matt and I went to the party. That was the oldest dudes. What's that? Almost the oldest dudes. Well, you know what I mean, they've been around a lot. Here. It was good, it was good, it was too short, it was good.

It was short. I made the short because I spent. You were fucking late by an hour and a half. Well, that was good. It's traffic. Well, that's good traffic Well, that's just not too short then you're too late. That's what happened Okay, but he's up to give me a part. You should be longer than three hours. Blame fucking Bethany. Who knows what she's doing All right, did you think you liked the party?

No, I mean it was nice to see the part is about the people the location room. It was just a big room. Yeah, it was the big room. The one we had last year at that fancy hotel was nice. That was very nice. But that one had the weird thing where everyone had to wear, they wanted everyone to wear masks. Yeah, just like that was okay. That was a horrible.

You know what I have to do that? What the fuck was the environment was kind of cool and like dark. This was just like pillars and hue bulbs. Yeah, that was kind of classy and nice. This year was kind of just like... This was like... It was like department store.

It's like you need to talk to Bethany. Yeah, it's like a old defunk mall, where they just emptied everything out and you're just gonna stand in department store. I'm also like saying this stuff is very easy to fix. I'm sure it's a massively expensive, huge thing to throw a party in December for 300 people. You're better than I am,

because whenever I see something shitty, I go, who got a kickback to get this back? Damn, I got some money under the table. They had honey dripping. Go ahead. What is that? Honey dripping. The way.

Who can see the honey drip? Honey dripping. That's pretty cool, huh? Honey dripping tree. A tree. They had a honey cone suspended in mid-air that dripped honey under a tree. Honey cone? I didn't see suspended honey at one point. They had a honey cone suspended in midair that dripped honey underbrey honey comb Yeah, I didn't see suspended honey at one point. Yeah, but it had a big blight bulb on it

That was making it warm and drippy. Yeah, it was pretty cool I mean, I've never had a honey drip breed before you go to the smores station. I didn't see I didn't make it It was over on the side. How's that difference? It's pouring like squat and honey on to. I don't know. She looks good. I mean, it was a production. It was a production. It's just like a chocolate fountain. Also, there was a point in the evening when the glasses for the drinks got significantly smaller. They got this big. Well, they got plastic. Someone came up to me. I was like, is that a shot or a glass? They really was. They really dramatically shrunk. You know what they do though, if you keep your original glass,

cause I still had mine. You gave me a new one in plastic, and then I was like, you got none of the glasses left, and he goes, no, but if you pour that in there, I'll top it up and make it a real drink for you. So I make it a real drink, and you get even a minute.

And I thought he's gonna top it up because I'm jacking coke. I thought I'll put more coke in it. He put more whiskey in it, so I was like, oh, they're really just giving people really tiny drinks. Yeah, they were tiny drinks. Yeah, just keep you glass.

You can drink like 20 of them then. So we had a honey dripping station. Yeah, honey dripping station. Honey dripping. With some more station. Those bags of the rio. With the cheese in. What was that?

I don't know. It was a Fritos with it was like a chili, a real pie. I don't know. That was like a thing. Someone described that to me as a taco, a bag. I took a way to think about it. But I was like, no, that's not a taco.

The taco was something. It sounds like you had some left. You take a Mexican tortilla made under the Mexican sun. Yeah. I think it's legit. I don't think it was racist the way I said Mexican sun. I don't know. No, it was fine.

It was fine. I don't think I saw any of you. I'll look at the part. Do I see? I saw you. I saw you. Did we talk? Or did I see from afar or not intentionally?

I don't know if we spoke or not. I told him Marshall said more was to him of that than I have the whole year. Is that true? Yep. Well, that wasn't many, but I just have to have spoken to him. I feel like I always seem like once a month now. Where does he go? Where is he?

I don't know. I never see that guy. Somebody knew Brought A Plus 1 and then that person asked me for a job for 15 minutes and I thought that was a lot of fun. I never see that guy. So my new broader plus one and then that person asked me for a job for 15 minutes and I thought that was a lot of fun on a holiday party. That was pretty cool. Yeah, like my name names and get right on that. You got a picture as well. No, no, I was busy getting drip-tunny.

And then there was this really awesome monkey-humping station that was. You had to wear antlers for it, but it was fun. Good to have this pooled. All right. You want to talk about the last Jedi? Oh, we got 15 minutes left. You got about 15 minutes or so. All right, we're going to talk about the last Jedi, which is a Star Wars movie featuring Kylo Ren. So we will be discussing spoilers or anything related and things related to movies We will? Will we? We will.

Yeah, we will. Yeah, so if you have not- Boilerific. And you wanna save it. I hate to say this, don't watch this part of the podcast. Or go watch the movie and then come back and watch this part of the podcast. We could do.

Now that would take away from people getting first for the first time. So we could do it for the post show. I would ask him to gift first, we could do whatever. Let's do it now. Let's do it now. So I went and saw it. I was in the gift first, whenever. What's he doing now? What's he doing now? So I went and thought, I was fine with it.

I don't know what the big uproar, I feel like a lot of people are reacting very negatively towards it. There was some stuff I didn't like. Like? Specifically anything to do. So we're gonna have to get a spoiler check. Go ahead.

Anything you have to do on the casino. That was all of the casino stuff I didn't want to see into that. So basically, I just made me think of the casino stuff I didn't want to see into that. It was basically- Basically, It was basically- Basically, It was basically-

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At first when they got to the casino stuff, I thought, okay, this is kind of cool, maybe to like to see people who are successful. Stuff that's happening outside of this war and this conflict. Planet Monaco. Right. But then I was like, no, I can't.

I read it once. You know, I agree with you. I think it's good to see people fail. Thank you for putting that up. We're put that up. But they failed in a way that did not, they were like, you shouldn't have ever gone. You should, this was stupid and bubble.

If they, yeah, they were like, we thought there's something. But if they had like done something that was important to the plot and then failed, it'd been interesting. What would have happened, okay, so then let's see. They basically need to get fin and rows off of the cruiser and get them over to Snoke's ship.

But Snoke's ship is right there. But then there was no real consequence. Like what did they do on that ship? Like what was the? They were trying to shut down the breaker for this mysterious device that suddenly breaks the rules of Star Wars and allows people to track through light speed.

That should have been something else, like a trader on the ship or something like that, but it was just this thing of like, oh, there's a device. We're not gonna show the device. Yeah, it's like classic McGuffin, right? We're gonna refer to it like five times, and who's the world's worst character invented this thing or came up with it, and all we're gonna do

is show the breaker that shuts it off, that it's connected. It's an A process. The other thing I didn't understand was, so like most of the movie, this cruiser is outrunning the star destroyer, and they're like, and they even say on the star destroyer, like the cruiser's faster and more nimble than us.

We can't catch up, but the cruiser can't get away. It's like they're constantly moving at this fixed pace. For 15 hours. Hours is like, does the cruiser can't get away. It's like they're constantly moving at this fixed pace. For 15 hours. Hours is like, does the cruiser never get further away? Right, can't just outrun it on impulse power. Right. It can get further away to a point. It can get further away to a point and then do it.

I was gonna sound like, this is the way Star Wars works. I do now like the movie a lot. I really do. You didn't like it at first? No, when I walked out the first time, I didn't, but there's so much stuff. First of all, I didn't like the way they treated Luke Skywalker. I didn't like the difference between him and return of the Jedi.

I think Mark Hamill had the same issue with it. He did. He just seemed like kind of like a weird dope, you know? I have a lot of time as Paws. I guess so. Shit load of time. I also have very specific opinions about Star Wars and some of the things in Star Wars

and the Luke character violated that. I'm going to go pretty deep here and this would be very spoilerish. So to me, Yoda has talked about, or Ben Kenobi have talked about pathways to the dark side. And they're through emotional, dark emotions like fear and anger and hate. And Anakin's path to the dark side was through fear. He was afraid something was going to happen to Padme and the emperor Palpatine exploited that and turned him to the dark side through his fear. Luke's path was always anger. They always were saying to Luke, let go of your feelings,

give into your hate, you know, they were always trying to instill anger and Luke as he was angry about the death of his father, and then later just angry about Darth Vader in general. But ultimately, the downfall of Luke Skywalker was one based in fear, because he was afraid of Kylo Ren and the darkness in Kylo Ren. And it was like that weird moment that they showed like 15 times from 15 different perspectives

of the moment with Kylo Ren and Luke Skywalker. But it was cool that they showed it from each character's point of view. Yeah, but they showed it more than twice. Three times. Well, that was like, we don't know time, and then there was both of their perspectives about it. Gotcha. They just did the... Yeah, that's very good time.

In that flashback, that is the only time to, like, say, was touch the whole movie. You know, like, say, but on, like, say, the fight, the whole movie. That's the only thing to like say was touched, the whole movie. You know, like say, but on like say, the fight, the whole movie. That's the only thing that you're correct. The only Star Wars movie where there's no like say, the fight. Yeah. I don't like when non-jet eyes fight, jet eyes. For what? And fight them.

Competently. Yeah. Yeah. Like in the, like the, the jet eyes are in danger when they fight someone who's not a jet eye. The people in the throne room. Do you think that maybe they were the other apprentices that Kylo Ren had to take it away? I said the same thing.

That's what I thought. No, you're right. That's what I assumed because he specifically says Kylo Ren burned down the temple, killed all the students and left with a handful of students. So are those that's what I assume the imperial guard. That's why I assume they were able to hold their own and at least the whole star lightsaber or like little lightsaber things attachments on their weapons. How many times now of a bunch of tiny Jedi's been stored? It's like tiny Jedi genocide every every trilogy. It's a bad deal. Don't train to be a Jedi when you're a young

link. I will say there were moments in the script where the director clearly had to be like, how am I gonna shoot this? And I think he did two tremendous technical, like I thought Snowke's death was cool. Does it get around the senses I assume they shot it a certain way? What was that? Too much of a smile.

No, I was making sure it's boiled, just still on the screen, that's all. And I think that would definitely be a spoiler. Yeah, I was like, that was a very nice way. It was like in a wide, it was out of focus in the background, but you have that heavy slump when he hits the ground, like the top half of him. And I also thought the ship going through the other ship

of light speed was awesome. It was like, it puts silence in class. In that moment that I saw, like, it goes silence. And then I could hear like two people in the theater go like, oh my god, I knew it was like cool. When I started, it was, that was cool for a moment in that movie. What it does to Star Wars in general,

it's like, why didn't someone just go light speed into the Death Star? Well, here's the other thing, you could only do it once, right? And then once you do it once, people are ready for it. At that point in time, like, it was such a crazy, surprise move. Yeah, I'm not talking like,

plot wise, it was cool. I'm saying, like, why wouldn't they just make a big ship that's a block of metal and then fire it like these through everything? Yeah, just make like a, a big rail gun. Yeah. That means speaking of the Death Star, there was a moment where I kind of like put my head

in my hands where, you know, they're on, they're making their last stand and they pull out that big weapon and this is my house's least fair rememming the whole, yeah, it's a battering ram. Cannon. What? No, the best part is it do. Yeah, the best part about that is that Fingos,

oh, they have a battering ram cannon and Pogo's, what is that? Because it's mini death chart check. No, dude, it's a battering ram. That's what it is. See the head, what it was. It's a metal door. Yeah, you're behind the metal door.

Here's the thing he's calling a battering rim. Guess what it's going to fucking do. And if they were smart, they would have taken one of their cruises and light speeded it through that door. Yeah. It would have been easy. It's not like speed from that point of time. Ptush through everything.

I just thought, yeah, plot wise, you know, whatever, but like the way he shot it, I thought it was great. There's another thing he shot really well that I think is you could see it on paper, but then when you see it on screen could have been completely wrong. And that's every time that Kylo and Ray talk to each other across some great distance. I just thought that was the sound design of that and the way he shot it did work. Like even the kind of words she pulls out her blaster on the first encounter. That set that up and it was very clear that they were talking to each other. I mean, he showed it like they were in the room. Yeah. In terms of like the angles he used.

Yeah. And they would engage the way they engage with each other. Like they would stop and look. And even at the end, race up the ramp and the Falcon and he's kneeling down in the base. And they're looking like down and up at each other. Like they, all the geography of it works. Yeah, it was a, there was some pretty like graphic moments that I thought were cool. Like how Snokes' hand was just on his, on the armrest, like, yeah. Because it was both of them, right?

Because it just came out like this. And like the through the eye shot was cool. I mean, it's not a graphic, but it's like, insinuating graphic. Yeah, cool moments. The other, the graphic, but it's like, insinuating graphic. Yeah. Cool moments. Yeah, the prequels were just like, aside from Darth more coming in half, there wasn't really anything cool.

You could get his head shot, Darth. That was pretty much. Yeah, I just don't know. There were a couple good like, light saber fights and the prequels. That's about it. I'm happy that we saw the lightsaber fights go back to like original trilogy and not like crazy super overpowering

that stuff like the prequels. Like even here, you know, when there's that showdown at the very end, like Kylo Ren's not jumping around like a cartoon character. He's not joking people enough though. Dude, I liked Kylo Ren so much better in this movie than in the first one in the or an episode seven where he appeared. I just like, I just thought he was like Darth Millennial, you know than in the first one in the or an episode seven where he appeared.

I just like, I just thought he was like Darth Millennial, you know, and the first one, and because he was having Cantrams, and but he did the same kind of stuff in this, but something about his performance. I really liked Kylo Ren a lot more. Like even in the first one when he has the big betrayal at the end of episode seven,

I'm assuming people would probably say, we're giving this one. I'm assuming the other one's fine. Even that just felt like kind of like powder to me. But there's something very specific in the fight with Luke Skywalker on the... Salt flat. A little flat.

By the way, just say the word salt flat on a radio. Sound the speed is across the salt flat, that that's it. You don't need the whole scene with this guy walks out and it's like, who's the fucking guy with red footprints? This guy looks like a badass and then somebody just goes, it's not. It's like, we got that shit. I think we were doing it half hour.

Yeah, it's jam. It's like, let you know that that's what the red is. Like if you say salt flat, you wouldn't think that it's gonna be red. That's all I agree with. That's the whole thing I think. But they didn't just explain it. What do you think they do? Cool, weird planet with colors. Yeah, it's a think that it's going to be red. I agree with you. That's the whole thing I could think. But they need to explain it. What do you think they do?

Cool, weird planet with colors. Yeah, it's a foreign planet. Yeah, I was like, oh, it's salt. It can now red. No, who gives a shit, right? But the, uh, the, uh, the Kylo Ren that's seen where he's doing it, when Kylo Ren like takes that lightsaber out, it's just the way his stance is so different from any other jet I have ever seen before, even like Darth Maul. Like Darth Maul was really precise, but like when he takes his lightsaber out,

he goes like this, like he isn't open in front of him, he opens it behind his back, and he opens it like this, he goes like that. And it's like really intense in that moment. And I thought of the way he's his lightsaber technique was just so brutal, you know, I hope he has a lightsaber battle again with Ray at some point I assume that's the only person left to get fight with Yeah, I mean Finn held a lightsaber for a little while one point in the Yeah I'm glad that

Fasima's hat didn't come off so okay, I'm glad I'm actually glad you mentioned Fasima I did kind of because after they're. Because after episode seven, everyone complained, like, oh, I thought Phasma was gonna be a bigger deal, this and that. And then, what people say, like, oh, she's gonna be a much bigger deal in episodes eight and nine. Yeah.

And she was like, in eight, even less than seven. Well, I kept seeing, like, I don't know if I was on her Instagram or something, but her training over and over again, like, doing this crazy stuff. And I was like, where was all that? And why, it didn't even need to be her. Like, you can even see her face.

No. You could have had a great moment where Helmet came off. Yeah, but she could have done some like Brianna of Tath style fighting. She's good at it. She's very good at physical combat. They just really like that chrome. It looked cool, but I mean at some point,

I thought Finn was gonna knock her Helmet off and they'd have a, just like a memorable character in the mood. I mean, he goes to the Trenner reverse engineer, Boba Fett. And Boba Fett never took off his mask. In the original trilogy. They're trying to reverse engineer Boba Fett. And Boba Fett never took off his mask in the original trilogy. They're trying to, they're trying to create this character

that's only on screen for five minutes and just look super cool. And everyone's like, oh my God, so amazing, which honestly worked all through the trailers and everything for episode seven. And the people still move and go, the fuck was that character? Kurt got knocked out in two seconds. And we should dead. No, I definitely do think she's coming back in the next one. And I hope it's like, I hope she's a man. I hope she's in the background. And someone's like, Fasmus, like, Sup.

And that's literally, that's one of the most anti-climatic characters I've ever seen. So what about, oh, I was gonna, I was gonna take a different line of thought here. Love me, V.A. Do you think that Kylo Ren is lying to Ray about her parents? I think it's definitely feeling they're just gonna say, oh, I didn't say that, you said that or something like that. I hope it's not the same.

It just made me think about when Luke Skywalker was lied to and told that Darth Vader killed his father. It's true, lies are the worst thing. The same kind of thing, right? You'd lie. It's like, oh well, you know, or it's like, I mean, from a certain perspective, sure that happened. It's gonna be that kind of thing where

from my perspective to jet. Right. I also really liked Hux's face getting smashed down to the floor right at the beginning of the movie. Oh, yeah. Like, ah! Was that what it was? I'll take it in my chamber.

I was like, I, I, we don't know much stuff we don't like. This is what happens with Star Wars. We all love Star Wars. I do stuff a lot. People always clearly end up talking about stuff you don't like. I don't like. This is what happens with Star Wars. We all love Star Wars. I told you about stuff. People always, you know, I'm talking about stuff you don't like. I don't like when they put what I consider to be modern colloquialisms into Star Wars dialogue.

Like the whole, like the whole, the whole doesn't feel like a Star Wars word to me. You know, it was funny, the guy who's saying that Poe Dameron's Scrooan with him, the guy that is telling him that

is like a really famous British comedian. It was funny to see him in a serious role. Oh really? Old head guy. Well, the Queen of the Eerie was there too, on the bridge. Yeah. I like to. I like to.

The problem with that is not only that they have the whole then they stretched out like they're like really like tripled down on it. They're like a really. Hold. Hold. Yeah. I'll hold.

But I like the idea that the Union dispute, what's a Union dispute in Star Wars? That was weird. Mosque Tana. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the middle of the Union dispute, trust me, you don't want to know. She reminds me so much of the character

from the Incredibles that makes all the suits. Oh, yeah. At the mode. Yeah. Yeah. When you mad by Luke's death? I liked the way that they did the book ends with the two sons.

That was cool. I liked that. What, but I didn't like the fake out that he's not there. Well, okay. Here's the thing. That fake out could have been cool because it's like, oh, he got him. Oh, he's back in his whole planet.

He's totally cool. Oh wait, he dies anyway. It doesn't matter. I know. It's the same thing. He could have been there and could have gotten sliced and that same different. Well, you could have been there,

but he would have been shot immediately and they probably wouldn't have escaped. Okay. Yeah, the hologram was able to survive the barbaric. The boy and the other way more time. I mean, he could have just been on a rock behind. Yeah, all that makes sense. Although I do want you to explain the one thing

that I still am not happy with in this movie. Someone has got to explain to me, what is Space Lea? What is that scene? So I had, so I was wondering about that as well. Space Lea is. And someone sent me a fan theory where they said, do you think it was Kylo Ren

force pushing her back to the bridge? No, no, I don't think so either because she put a hand out. She did that. It was and also he was like, I'm flying around. What's your, what's your issue with it? It's just fucking weird. Say it's like why is I surviving space now?

I think people can survive in space for a little while. Well, it's like, yeah, a little bit. She could have just like yeah, a little bit. She could have just like pulled air like around, you know? What? Air. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Like, gather all the air.

I don't know, like a pocket of air. She could have done that. She's getting a little, like a forged bubble. A forged bubble. I mean, you can lift rocks. You can't lift oxygen. Look, I'm doing it right now. I mean, some people lift rocks, you can't lift oxygen. Mm. Look, I'm doing it right now. I mean, some people had a problem with the fact

that she was like flying like Superman, but it's like, when you're in space and there's no gravity, if you pull something that's massive, it will pull you towards it. That's how that would work. Right. She's pulling herself like grabbing the ship and pulling it.

It's just a weird moment to me. It was weird. It's weird. It's also a weird moment to me. It was weird. It's weird. It's also weird because it's not like. Kylo Ren has the opportunity to basically kill Leia. And he knows that if he fires, it'll kill Leia, his mother. Right? Yeah.

I'm confused myself for a second. You can fire, he chooses not to. Then that decision immediately doesn't matter because somebody else fires behind him, they blow up the bridge and she gets sucked out, which was a fucking crazy ass moment when that happened. And then, I forget there was probably two other scenes from the A and B in the C story that happened,

and then they come back and then even that decision that didn't matter, it doesn't even matter, it's even less because she's fine. And she floats through space like Mary Poppins. So now they've killed. That was weird, dude. That was weird. I'm sure we said that was weird.

They've killed both characters who's actors are alive. And the one character that survived is dead and real life. Yeah. So does that mean a lot of ghost, ghost loot like the next movie? It could be ghost loot. I think you lose the rest of the end.

What's that? Ghost look at the end. Yeah. I assumed that's why he like Disappaints and transcends right it's like the same kind of thing where He's just ascending to like a like a bent Kenobi kind of figure. Yeah Here's the weird thing he go by the way. Who everyone can I be? Is he can he? Oh, I think even at the end of like towards the end of Jedi doesn't he say he like he can't keep coming back very much like

He's losing the ability to do that. He said that. I thought so. Do you also like how they use the pop it Yoda again? Yeah. I like it. Nice to go back. It was cool to see you then in CGM. Yeah.

Well, I mean, they did. But I will say this. First movie in this trilogy seemed a lot like new hope. It was very similar to that. This one seemed very similar to Empire Shratch Back. The problem was after Empire Shratch Back was over. There was so many things I wanted to see. I wanted to see how they get hand solo back

because he's been taken by Boba Fett. Are we ever gonna see Darth Vader's face? Are we ever gonna meet this emperor? What's gonna happen in the battle between Luke and Darth Vader's face. Are we ever going to meet this emperor? What's going to happen in the battle between Luke and Darth Vader? I don't know what I'm looking forward to in episode nine at this point, because so much stuff has been resolved. Like the confrontation between Luke and Kylo Ren has done. I think that this is noteworthy. I mean, you're waiting. It's the the ray and Kylo Ren. That's pretty much it. I mean, that's, that's what I think. Frankly, he's going to surprise, I think a lot of people want to turn out to be a love story.

Because the second time I watched that movie, that's very clearly a love story. You think we're gonna bang? I think that's how they're gonna solve this light side, dark side thing. Make some brain in the middle. She's gotta wear a different light bulb. She's gonna have a mucky suit on. He's gonna have some out there. And he's gonna ride a little cute little thingy.

The porks. Yeah. I was fine with those too. Yeah. The rap stars in episode seven bug me way more. I, what I didn't like, the Falcon that get loose and people. It's got finned by the leg and it's like dragging it through the ship. Yeah, those were annoying.

It's a very unstarwrestling. BB-8 was a little OP. What do you mean BB-8's OP? Yeah, he was like, he takes the ETS. Yeah, he's like, he, he, he, also this all on that was way off. Yeah, he was too big, right? Way too big.

Yeah. He took over an A-8. At least two or three people, I don't feel like him taking ever, he's a computer taking ever. How did he get in? How did he, he probably, why fight the door open?

It just seems like, it just seems like a droid, it's like the best, and he's always saving them. He's always doing all the things he's doing now. I mean, it's like R2D2 in the first two. R2D2, like spews some like oil and stuff. No, he's like repairing the ship while it's getting there. Yeah, I mean, R2D2 is all through the first six movies, Chris. Well, I'm not talking about the first,

I'm not talking about prequels. I'm not, the original three, R2? Well, I'm not talking about the first, I'm not talking about prequels. I'm not, the original three, aren't you, do you, yeah, he's does some stuff, but he's not like taking over 80s or, it's true, he doesn't drive in ATSD at an important time. Well, we're finally in an age where a droid can pilot a vehicle, Chris.

I'm sorry, that doesn't fit with your beliefs. I would say all this stuff in the movie, that's one of the most realistic things is that a droid pilot's a ship. They probably do that all the time. It's not got, he like, what do you do, kill? I don't know. It just felt like convenient

that he was like taking over other ships. And I was like, I really like it. I hear the bombs exploding on the ship at the beginning. And you can hear ships warp into the system from hyperspace. Maybe there's air in Star Wars space. Who knows? I don't think so. I was gonna say that it was really cool

about the sound design of the light speed moment with the Lorde Dern character. Wasn't Hodo, was he? Hold up. Hold up. I didn't like her. But I did like the fact that Star Wars space is never silent.

And it shows that moment to go silent. And that was really powerful. I really liked the opening battle with the bombers attacking the Drednaught. Because I felt like recently with Rogue One and with this movie, they really put a human face on war. It's like you see individual soldiers dying. It's not just this abstract thing,

ships are blowing up. You see the last bomber that's making it, the gunner's like, quiet the bombs dropping. she sees like the person needs to push the button is dead you can be there and it gets a button. Very badly designed ship that you need a remote separately. You could be flying the ship and then what's the point by gravity? Shit we left it back at base.

And why don't they arm the bombs after they open the door? It's like arm the bombs like don't arm the the bombs, open the door first, get rid, they arm them as they're falling. I also feel like when they all blew up in one of the ships before they went out, that explosion should have been much bigger. It was kind of like popcorn. Yeah.

I can't take out a bunch of other ships. It should have been like, blah, blah, blah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Also, I was kind of glad that the, like you said, the Jedi battles were not all flippy and stuff because Star Wars does suffer from a problem of scale, where in the first movie they had a Death Star and that fucking Star Destroyer. Star Destroyer showed up.

It's like, that's bad fucking news. That's a Star Destroyer. That's a bad ship. By the time we get all the way now forward, we go through Jedi where the emperorship was so big at cast shadows on all the other star destroyers that were around, we get an even bigger death star because bigger means it's worse. Episode seven, we have a fucking planet, that's a weapon.

And then we get to episode eight, and it's now it's just, star destroyers are nothing because there was six star destroyers sitting there while they're attacking this enormous fucking dreadnought and they're just like, oh, can't, it's not what we can do. It's like, you're fucking star destroyer. You're the worst thing in the galaxy.

Go after this fucking thing. Yeah, they would fall down the park. T-rexes. Yeah, they're like, when I get a bigger T-rex, the meter one. And then what's gonna happen like that snook ship shows up? It's 20 times bigger than anything else on screen. In episode nine, is it just gonna be like, it's so big it doesn't else on screen. In episode nine, is it just going to be like, it's so big.

It doesn't fit on screen like parts of it in the parking lot. I understand what they keep making ships out of like human materials, like metal and shit. It's like, make one out of lightsabers. Make one that's just like light ship. I mean, where do you how do you walk on it? It's like, don't trip and fall on the light neighbor's ship. To spend some sort of walkway inside, but make the outside about, you know, stuff that can't get broken.

They're making my massive ship and they can't file for x-ling. It's just like, well, it's a little ship or not designed to fight that. It's like, really? Because that's all your enemy heads. Maybe a giant EMP. It's like the same thing as like an aircraft carrier, right?

Like an aircraft carrier. Yeah, I can't take on one plane. That's why they have fucking back. I can't take on one plane. I can't take on one plane. That's why they have like anti-air shit defense and all that stuff. But this is very difficult for them to take on one plane. That's why they have fucking back. I have like, unseed ed shit defense and all that stuff. But it's very difficult for them to take out one plane flying by itself. That's why they carry planes and other vehicles.

Or they need other ships to protect them. So the aircraft carrier is carry aircraft to protect the aircraft carriers? What? That's not what you're saying. Or they they have other ships, not other aircraft carriers. Okay. One of the cool things about this episode, last Jedi, was they did so many things that are classic Star Wars mechanics, but they did it from a different perspective.

Like even at the very beginning, that rebel officer, she's standing on the planet, and she's looking up, and you see the star destroyers coming in, out of light blue, but you're seeing it from the ground, they like through the atmosphere, never, I don't think I've ever seen that before. And then also there was a scene where Leia was sitting at a table, a dirt warp speed, and they come out of warp speed,

but you see it from the side. And it's just like, oh, that's cool that they did that. And then they just got that little bit of motion like the momentum still. And like the thing, the little thing rocks and all that stuff. So I kind of like that they did those kinds of things, classic, starware stuff.

And then my absolute, probably one of my favorite moments was such a small moment in the whole movies, I feel like the thing's the little thing rocks and all that stuff. So I kind of like that they did those kinds of things, classic, store-work stuff. And then my absolute, probably one of my favorite moments was such a small moment in the whole movie, the beginning, Poe was so fucking awesome, except for that whole conversation when he's storming that dread, was dread not taking out the surface cannons?

And he's trying to get, the geography doesn't work for how long it takes BBA to repair the stuff, the word already approaches that last turret, but he takes that out. And then he does this like move where he like pulls himself over to the side of the cockpit, and then jams the X-wing around, like this big skidding arc and gets around behind the tie fighters.

That's a really fucking cool moment, you know? And there's not, I don't know what you can do with X-wing and tie fighters at this point in time to make it cool cool but they did it They found something new to do in the next wing Yeah everything, yeah that was real cool There are a lot of cool stuff in the movie I just, like you put the parking brake

It's what it was Yeah, it's a space handbrake turn Yeah A lot of great moments And I don't mind a lot of the decisions they made I just don't like it the way they did them What do you think about the TIE milk I was cool that

I mean really? It was totally fine It just was like what that's ridiculous. We didn't need to close up if it's no dripping through his bed I was like man someone had to hand mock hammer the napkin after that. It's that gross That was really weird and pointless and he's like looking my eyes Yeah, there was the first five minutes with Luke Skywalker like when he tosses the lightsaber. I Don't like that. Yeah, there's a lot of that what they were trying to yeah, I can do idea behind But it was like trying it was trying to be too funny and I don't know

Can you imagine if they'd had that at the end of the last movie like that's where they ended the movie him just good That would be funny somebody edit that together What the fuck do he's like I ended the movie, I'm just good. That would be funny, somebody edit that together. And then they get all the cut out. Stuck the nut. What the fuck do you do with his lightsaber? Every like, what's wrong with Luke? All right. Or I mean, throw it away the lightsaber and then it merely goes and drinks Teddy milk.

That is the end of the movie, and that's it. I mean, I think despite all the laughing we do about it, I really thought it was fine. I thought it was a good movie. And I think if you enjoy it, you should, you know, let people know that you like it. Twitter the director. Let him know he's doing a good job, I think. Ryan Justin. Mm-hmm. So, so I liked it. I was, I was okay with it. I was like, I was, I was, I want to see it again. I want good movie. I would say, I would, I can't say I wasn't disappointed though.

It wasn't the start. It wasn't the movie I wanted. Yeah, I think I think that you're lovely, lovely wife, Esther. Don't let that mumble or stumble. Yeah, yeah, imply anything there. Just, I know she wants to see that movie. So yeah, that movie looks incredible. Yeah, that movie was, I'm really curious to see it.

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