Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie The Paranoid - #418

Episode Date: March 7, 2017

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What was that? What was that thing, the Cockblock intro? So if you're watching, if you're listening to the audio version of the podcast, I need an abbreviation of that. I think also that's only gonna be shown on the live version, right? Yeah, this is not the people who watch this

after the fact on VOD or not gonna see that. Well, there you go. Well, those people fucking losers. So if you wanna know what we're talking about, get a first membership. We broadcast this podcast live every Monday at 5 p.m. part of the cockblock, go to roostee.com. Just click something in the description below.

You can use every trial. That's man, you know, is right there. There was a Brian Beam is standing right over here who is in charge of everything that Rooster G does in terms of how it looks and feels. What is the big thing of mush that came down at the end of that? So in the longer version of that promo, it's, it's how it looks and feels. What is the big thing of mush that came down at the end of that? So in the longer version of that promo,

it's, it's, it's, he's saying Bernie, you look really handsome tonight. Thank you, here. And very fond of blocks. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. And the idea,

if you know there's some feathers from down, yes. It's a block of cock. It's a block of cock. That's what it is. Yeah. It's a block of cock that falls out.

That was the explanation. I mean, I'm doing this at my truck. I'm doing this at my truck. Basically. He said it's a block cock. So we probably need a microphone of cock. That's what it is. It's a block of cock that falls out. That was the explanation. I mean, I'm doing this at my truck. I'm doing this at my truck. Basically. So we probably need a microphone from Ryan. Oh wow. In the future. Thank you, Brian.

Nice and true. Little confusing. On that part. But other than that, that's kind of the thingy. So hey, we should put on the fact that Miles is wearing something today. He is wearing a new Roussier Chief jacket, which in the studio is going gonna get very hot on him,

and so he might have to take it off. It's so comfortable and fashionable. Was it so straight with this Blake shirt? Was it on the back? You're gonna make me get on the salad. Oh nice, it says Roushichith. What's that? Says Roushichith.

Oh, I can see it. Oh, it's right. Miles is so happy. Yeah, all right, this is hot as fuck, I'm thinking. It's hot. Didn't last long, but. Wait, wait, wait, why are you putting that out? Yeah, you can keep it.

Why are you putting that jacket out? What do you mean? Why not my shirt? Oh, did you have a new shirt? How many new things do we have this week? Is that Blake's shirt? He's wearing his new. That's actually really cool.

We're just finding the bunch of stuff that we do. I'm gonna take credit for it, because I approved it. Did you really? I don't know why the designer said it to me, like, hey, I was told you're the person who approved it. So I like, I never do approval, but it looks cool. So you can use that for what you want. I would wear it.

I would put it on my face. So if you want to get something made at Rucity, just send it to someone who's completely wrong to make the decision. Yeah, I should not be making those kinds of decisions. Yeah, that's not true. Hey, Alan in sales, can I make this shit? Go for it. Should do it. You got to open it? Okay, you're making those kinds of decisions. Hey, Alan and Sales, can I make this shit? Go for it.

Should do it. Got to open it? Yeah, I am on the open. So, it's funny to have like a week where we all switch jobs. Yeah, if we, Gavin, if you and I were in charge of selling, let's do it. And then they had to make a bunch of videos.

And then Ruchiteeth no longer existed. Do you feel like you would be better at their job or they would be better at our job? So, what are those things? We're just going to be this example. You two and Sales? job or they would be better at our job. So, what are you talking about? You're two in sales? I think they'd be better at our job. Yeah, I don't know what would be my switch. What do you do, Bernie?

So, today I did a lovely set of interviews with Mr. Miles Luna. I need vlog. And then, and people have said about the vlogging, Gus commented on my vlog and two. I don't know. What's wrong with vlogging? I mean, fun of your vlogging in my Sydney vlog for a T-Live.

And they cut that. Like they just say, look, I'm a vlogger like you. And then they cut up the insult that immediately followed that. Can I tell you what, I'm setting the most about not being in that R.T.Live? Huh. The payoff to Jack's R.T.Live Australia bit. Do you remember what happened? All weekend, we were like, yo, hey, live action really wanted us to try and make an

effort to film some R.T.Live stuff. It'd be really cool if we can do this. And Jack's like, oh, little RT life. And anytime somebody was filming, like every time somebody was filming, he would go, it's RT life. Come on man, just be natural about it. He did that constantly.

Anytime he saw Gus filming, he would run and go, RT life. It's in his vlog. The last time he did it, he goes, RT life. And we were in the green room throwing that toy boomerang round and it came around and smacked him right in the face. Oh right, yeah. And like everyone just fucking lost that shit

after hearing him do that joke all weekend. So that was the best. I'm actually glad you're here because this brings up an interesting point. Before we went down to Sydney for R.T.X. Sydney, Patrick Matthews over in the live action department. Oh, I got his a dickhead. That's not what I was gonna make.

He came to Miles and I and said, Listen, can the two of you film some video while you're in Australia, just like whatever that we can put together in our two life? 100% of that video was me. What the fuck did you film? I haven't turned it in yet. What's wrong with you? I came back and I was like, hey, I've got some footage.

Yeah, but even that one was too late. That was like a monthly. I turned it in as soon as I came back. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. What a way to cheer that to it. In the world, I don't know. It was more relevant a year from now that it was my last footage.

Yeah, now, I carry on this whole bit where we were testing to see if water really does flush the different direction down the drain. It's a very hard thing to prove. So the way to do it, I feel like, I thought about this, because when you flush the toilets there, they like kind of all get out.

You gotta back up a sink all the way to the top and then pull the stopper out, that way it starts draining. You're wasting water. You're affecting it with the way you pull the plug out or the way the plug out. You're being real careful. I've got footage, I've been really busy

since I got back and just completely, for a while. You've been too busy to copy a file. I've been completely forgot. Since I got back, it's Ruby and Red versus Blue during the days and then once the work day is over, then we work on Camp Camp at night. It's been that way since I got back it's Ruby and Red versus Blue during the days and then once the work day is over then we work on camp camp at night And it's been that way since I got back control see control That does take a look at it. I just forgot about it and nobody bugged me about it

Normally, they'll say like yo Jimmy that footage, but you did such a good job. Look at you fucking nobody Yes, but it miles turning to us Difficult can't get things done I learned it from watching you if you want to see a really cool video about the Corleo, Corleo-lyolis effect, is that how you say it? Corleo-lyolis. Corleo-lyolis.

I said it wrong. Corleo-lyolis effect. Smart every day. And very tasty. And very tasty. They did like a joint video that you can actually play them both at the same time. And they did it in different parts of the world.

Genius. Yeah. Across the globe from what I know. They did it fairly. That's really smart. Do you ever get one of these little pieces skin on your thumb like at the cuticle bed? And you start to pull it,

it's either gonna rip your thumb apart or it's gonna like just be awesome. It's like a zipper. It's like you can unzip your thumb and like pull the phone right out. I'm bleeding great, awesome. I just did that now I'm bleeding. Yeah, it's like, I didn't get a good pull.

That's gonna hurt for the next three days. Like I look forward to constantly rubbing that and being annoyed by it. I don't handle lemons. So in the show this morning, I thought of a genius way to mess with twins. Go ahead, please continue. Wait, wait, wait, let me think about this.

To mess with you. There's no way to get to this. The shower doesn't have anything to do with it. The shower doesn't do it. Nothing to do with it. Where the ideas happen. Give me a hint. Identical twins.

Go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, so in identical twins, right? They add like a sperm and egg and then it just become it just splits, right? Yeah, it's all of them splits, yeah. Yeah, so when that happens, take one out and put it as like a frozen embryo, whatever they do with those. Yeah.

20 years later, pop it back in. And then the same person will be born 20 years apart. It's basically just a clone. I mean, I get into a twin. But it's a twin. Gavin, identical twins are clones. They're natural clones. Is that fair to say?

I have no idea. Does a clone imply our officiality? But that way, you could get an actor who can play his younger self in the same movie at the same time. That kid's gonna be like, Mom, Dad, why do you keep enrolling me in acting school? Why I wanna play sports?

Yeah, imagine that it'd be enough to play the younger version of yourself 20 years acting. Or like, needing a kidney, you'd be like, Oh man, dude, let's get this guy born. Okay, guys, it's a plot of a movie that I like. What a great prank, Gavin. I thought about pranking a good play on identical twins. Fuck with their lives forever.

So that won't be so bad. If you're one of the twins, let's assume you're in the scenario. Obviously, you're gonna be angry about your parents making this ridiculous decision. What twin would be angrier? The one who's 40 when the other one's 20 is like- The older one. You definitely want to be the younger one. You have the younger people who always want to be older.

No, no, the younger one has to deal with all the problems that the first one caused. Like if their face is up with the one it posted. What if he's elaborate life? I like the things we're eating. Most of the one it posted was they age you for time going forward, not the aging time going back. This is what he might look like if he was 20 years younger and walking around at the post office. Yeah, it's like a lost known image of someone. They probably, honestly, they probably wouldn't make the clone at that point

or the additional twin, sorry, not clone. But the first one came out bad. They don't want to risk it. It's a delayed twin. When I think of E.Q.A.I. I think it would be a really good idea to try. I don't know. I feel like the younger, the older, the more pissed.

Because then it's like they got put in the time out you wait 20 years for your turn box. No, it's like, why not just cloned to them? Why not just cloned to them? They're in the future. Why not just cloned to somebody instead of this fucking crazy playing god shit that you're doing?

You can't do that. Because they'll be the same age. What? What did you say? Why would they be the same age? If I cloned you and made a baby out of you. Oh, you're not like gonna grow a full 28 year old clone. No, no.

Is that not how that works? I don't think so. All the cloning I've done has gone from birth up. That's it. Don't you remember from the Thrawn Trilogy of Star Wars books that you have to incubate clones for a certain length of time? Otherwise they go crazy. Well, Asian 47 was a full, come on.

Someone tried. They do the thing where they put him in the tank and they say the tank gives them accelerated growth. That's all bullshit though. But when they make clones, it's a baby thing. I mean, it'd be weird if they're like, oh, we cloned this new human and it's like a 45 year old dude with a drinking problem.

You know what I mean? It's like, I've seen some shit. I've been alive for two seconds. I don't think that's the way it works. I wanna say that before we get too far away from it, Miles' Jack voice is my new everything. Like, I wanna hear Jack. I don't remember what it was.

Oh, you really don't know that I was so great. Oh, or too live. I love Jack. I need to be clear. I love Jack. He was whining about that. Do, do, do, Jack. Him and Chirp fast food.

Jack will whine about the stuff that's just completely irrelevant to his own life. That's like, so at the every, it's not really, it's just making sounds. It's like when people, like, nobody actually does a good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Everyone just goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Like that's that, no point has the man done that. But everybody knows, you go, blah, blah, blah, blah, and was like, fucking Schwarzenegger. Somebody else was talking about that. How their, oh Michael Cain is infuriated by all the impressions of him, and he does an impression of people doing impressions of him. And it's really fucking funny.

He's got to, it sounds like a Michael Cain impression. Yeah, it's really great. The easy, the Michael Cain for dummies is just saying, Michael Cain, Michael Cain. Oh, we learned how to speak in Australia. Go on. Say, rise up lights. Rise up lights. Go on. Say, rise up lights. Rise up lights.

Go on more time. Rise up lights. So now, that's, you're saying razor blades in Australian. Say it again. Rise up lights. Right. ours was a barber and I when we were in New Zealand, we would look to each other.

ours was hair color. You just make, she would squinch her nose, go, hey, cala. And we just did that back and forth to each other the entire rise up lights. You remember, there used to be an awful advertisement. I don't know, I don't remember when, but it used to be this commercial to try to convince you how to speak Spanish.

Oh, I thought it was gonna be something else. And it was like, and it just, like the voiceover just like spell socks. You described that a weird way. It tried to convince you how to speak Spanish. It convinced you that their product could help you speak Spanish. Gotcha.

The voiceover would say spell socks, you know, SOCKS, like you're speaking Spanish. I'm like, no, you're really hard. You're really hard. I mean, Gavin, like we couldn't guess that that was gonna happen. Oh Jesus. What happened?

I was balancing it on a tiny cup. I'm really glad I moved my switch over to this. Oh God, dammit. Gavin just spilled his beer because he was balancing it on a tiny cup. I can't see it, so it doesn't make any sense to me, either audio podcast listeners. So what is SLCKs?

Look at that. That's what you were doing. It was working, normally. Until it did. The world's worst coaster. Why is that, it's funny. That is what it is. I got a new two-yes set, it's what it is,

but that's not, you wouldn't say it like that. Like it's kinda redundant. Miles is trying to help me out with my two to press story over here. I got a new toothbrush. I got one of those, the sonic hair. This is the, there you go. Go ahead.

You wanna, give me a jack, use the sonic hair. So, the new sonic hair that I got is like this super duper top of the line one because I deserve it and it's weird It's got this little charger but the toothbrush doesn't fit on the charger

There's a glass like a glass that goes on the charger and then the toothbrush sits in the glass It comes with a gloss it comes with a glass. I don't know how it charges it wirelessly through gloss. Right. And it looks cool. It's obviously meant to look better than your average. It looks like someone people keep a toothbrush and a gloss. Right. Except it's charging through it. Right. It's like the next gen version of your toothbrush and a cup. But so do you use that glass? This looks so fun. It looks like an actual glove. Do you use that glass when you brush your teeth? No, I take that like a fucking glass for. Is Goddamn Joe the Cat has developed this habit whenever I turn on my bathroom sink wherever he is in the house, he comes running

and gets upon the sink and drinks out of it, drinks out of the stream. And at first I'm like, oh, this is so cute. This is like a little morning ritual. Fast forward, four and eights. I'm like, get the fuck away from me, you fucking cat. You just come as running up and then I gotta sit there's like a new thing?

I can't wait from definition. I don't know how he just has to run. He was watching TV. He was like, oh wait a minute. It's so wasteful because the water's running for a minute. So now I just take the glass, that glass, which I never use, fill it with water, give it to him. I take my little copper mug that I have from my bathroom

and I drink out of a copper mug and he drinks out of the toothbrush glass. I take my little copper mug that I have from my bathroom, and I drink out of a copper mug, and he drinks out of the toothbrush club. You have your own copper mug? I do, I have a copper mug in my bathroom. That's not my copper mug. It's not your copper mug. Okay. Gavin has a dedicated copper mug at my house.

That's true. He knows, that's cute. Why? If I'm not scared of me, you'll ask. So he'll come over. Yeah, that's why. Does it work? Do you want anything dedicated at my house

so that you'll come over? It's like giving someone a draw. A ball of vodka. I got tons of balls of vodka. I never drink my liquor after parties. Why? I still have all the beer left from New Year's. What's up with you from going home right now tonight and getting hammed?

That's a really good question. My life's a misery right now. So that's a really good question. Is it really? No, I'm fine. Listen, I was never turned into the off topic podcast. No, I just like, I have so many things going on right now. And it's just like, yeah, drinking myself into a stupor

seems like a great way to like fast forward, you know, come months. It's like a fast travel. You had to call him for an interview this morning and we were having a hard time getting you to connect and at some point we're like, yo, Bernie, Bernie, you there? Yeah, sorry, my life's just a fucking nightmare right now.

And everyone on the call was like, the day we were only shit. The day's going on. When it turned out, what he was trying to say was like later when he came in, he was like, they didn't really shit. What's going on? What it turned out when he was trying to say, it was like later when he came in, he was like, oh yeah, they're just leaf blowers where I was and I'm trying to call you guys. So it's cool.

They were fucking everywhere. They were like, I couldn't go anywhere in the building without there being a leaf blower, like right on the other side of the wall. Taking a cool hit is the worst. Like you're just stood in a wind tunnel between two aircraft hangers. Oh, you're in an aircraft hangover. There's no signal.

Right. They're turned on Wi-Fi calling. It works a lot better if you turn on Wi-Fi calling. Does your Wi-Fi work? Yeah. Mine's dog shit. It's dog shit in a lot of places. We live hard lives. No, listen, we're in a company. We should have cell phone connectivity or Wi-Fi.

We have neither at this company. Why don't we get one of their cell towers and bung it in over? Oh, oh, oh. Like when I say something like, so there's like, you can buy this little device that you plug into your home network and it basically creates like a cell signal. So I bought one to put here in stage five when we-

I was just about to say- When we first moved in- How's it different to a Wi-Fi? Shut up and let them talk. So I had it set up back here and it worked great. Except the problem was that once every 24 hours, it needs to have line of sight to the sky in order to acquire GPS for 911 services.

Oh. So every 24 hours is a big deal. I would have to, so I plugged it into a really long extension cord and a really long ethernet cable. I should take it back. I plugged it into a battery backup and a really long ethernet cable. And once every 24 hours, I would have to run it out

the back door over there, let it acquire GPS signal and then run it back in. So when we were describing it in a live stream, I did it for two days and I returned it. I was gonna say, that's not something you're putting up. No, that's a whole number of. It sounds like the life of somebody in solitary. Like once a day you get to go out and see sunlight,

then it's back to fucking powering all your bullshit. Yeah, it doesn't say anywhere on the box, it needs to see the sky. We have no patience. And all of the, once you open it up, like in the manual, every photo is at next to a window. I'm like, if I had a fucking window, I wouldn't have this fucking problem.

Can I see through a window? Yes. It's fine if it's a by a window. You see through a window. It needs to see the cheese. What do you mean? Just a funny question. Can I see through a window?

If I get a bottle of an hour and the dungeon, hey, don't spill anything down. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. But I can't, I can't like use my thermal camera through a window, I just done what? So I thought maybe like cell maker service might not see through.

Like, felt your phone work stool window? Well, apparently you can charge a toothbrush through one so. Yeah, exactly right. We're learning a lot about glass and practical applications. So gosh, you lasted two days with the cell tower. I lasted a full four days of letting my water run slightly longer for my friendly cat of nine years.

What was in your hand just now? What the... The ball opened her. Oh, so you did not. Did you? Let me read this first. Let me read this. You get ready.

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It's bullshit. Not a big deal. It is. I hate Apple products right now. I don't care about that. Okay, that's the other thing. Apple products kind of suck right now. Because the new MacBook is garbage.

With the ports and everything, it's garbage. Don't tell Brandon that. The laptop doesn't have a bloody lightning headphone jack. So how about that? I'm gonna tell the rest of the story. I'm gonna tell the rest of the story. All right, so I ordered something, got how much are these things?

You looked them up, right? No, I didn't. I told you to look them up. You're the one who bought them. I asked you. I didn't know how much they cost you. I ordered them a long time ago. I ordered a long time ago. I didn't know a long time ago.

I wanted to avoid this whole conversation. You're the one who brought it up immediately. You said how much does it cost. No one else asked. I wanted to avoid the whole thing. Does the audience know what we're talking about yet? No one else can talk about it. They're very expensive.

They're very expensive, first of all. How much? They're $160. $159 US. But I ordered these things and they didn't come in because they were out of stock and they didn't come in because they were out of stock and they didn't come in for like two months or whatever. I'm gonna say is this, yes, it's expensive.

Apple products tend to be expensive. $100, $60 for headphones is a lot. I got AirPods, I gotta tell you, if they'd have advertised these things better, nobody would be upset about this because this might be, these AirPods, while they kinda look dumb admittedly. They might be one of the best designed Apple products in the last few years.

You know what I'm saying a lot. You know when people off, go ahead, like that selling point is they just work, but they really just work. It's great. What do you mean? What is that? Well, a lot of the time is Bulk's.

But just work. Oh my God, is your laptop just part of the podcast now? I'm sorry. I gotta meet it. Do you have something to say, Surface Tablet? It's a modern world gust. Machines make noise. Have you ever heard my laptop make a noise?

Is that a meat button on that? What's that? Yeah, because nobody talks to you. Who's messaging you? Sorry. Sorry, I don't have Cortana on my laptop to remind me to run a Windows Defender scan. I'm just a man who's heard burn I've ever heard. Are he? Sorry, I don't have Cortana on my laptop to remind me to run a Windows Defender scan

Are he Basically threw a pocket protect You know, I'm not gonna tell you about my AirPods now. Fuck you as a result. No, it tells about your shitty looking expensive Look at it. So look at this. So Gavin. Oh, well, that's a lot of messages. What's going on? We get it I want to make sure nobody's dying. We don't have to make sure nobody's dying. We don't have to make sure nobody's dying. Nobody who cared about that. What does that mean?

Annual Thumbs bleeding all over. I asked my friend to go to dinner with me tonight. He goes, I'm intrigued. Tell me more. It's like, you can't. What is that? I may have some other office. Where are we going? Hold on, I'm a dickhead intrigued.

Hold on, I'm a dickhead intrigued. Hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, so here's the deal. Wait, that's my buddy Scott. I'm going out with my college buddies. Cute. You do that when your life's a wreck. You're just going to go back to like comfort zones.

God, this is like a new. Okay, tell us about this thing. Oh my god. I have to make sure if I show my phone. That's fair, that's fair. Hold on. Hold on. This is, it just works.

Look, they seem to be. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Brown or a plus? Brock has a little. Oh my gosh.

I feel like you should bail out on this. I feel like a little shit. Oh my god. He's not too deep. I have to think that. All right, come on. I want him to get like an email with his own security line. All right, what I mean is that,

oh my god, I'm just just being clear. I'm moving an icon to a different screen so that then I can show my phone. You're embarrassed about an app? I don't know. I just gotta be careful. I gotta read it. I gotta read it so people.

Okay, so here's my phone. Here's my phone. And it comes with this little case and you charge the case. And then the moment you open the case, you recognize it. Oh, somebody's message came out. Oh my God. John Reisinger, he just did that to get on the fucking podcast.

I literally said that. John's been waiting in the wing for this fucking moment. So I just shut it. The moment you open the case, it recognizes the case and it tells you the charge of your eye, air pods and the case itself. Then when you put them in, it recognizes that it's in your ear and it turns on.

You can hear it turn on. Now it's gonna look really stupid, I recognize it looks stupid. That's not the point. It's like an old star. It is a good sign. I have them and they're great and I'm so embarrassed by them. If you have them, yeah, I didn't you get them

because I got them. No, I don't care you. I had them on here. Yeah, he brought them here a couple weeks ago. When? When they came out. Well, why am I showing these here now? Why am I showing this?

You didn't go this time. I didn't go this time. I just saw the whole thing saying how good they were and how embarrassed I was by them and how you have them. And I'm embarrassed by them. this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this, I was going to go to this,

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So they look less weird sticking out your earples. I'm working on a very cool project right now, or I think what I'm hoping will be a cool project, and I'm changing the color of something in my life. And it's amazing. I'm excited about it. I'm excited, yeah, it sounds really good. So it should be in the vlog this week.

Have you started doing that? It's not, you all want to see pictures? Yeah, I've got pictures here. That's great. I'll show you afterwards, because the audience can't see it, but not, you want to see pictures? Yeah, yeah, I got pictures here. That's great. I'll show you afterwards, cause the audience can't see it, but you'll be able to see it hopefully in the block this week.

Speaking of things that just work, Nintendo Switch came out. Oh, gosh, you done done it! Did you get it? Yes. Did you get it? Absolutely. I had a really stupid problem with it.

Do you have one? Yeah, yeah. Do you have one? Actually has one. I just, I saw that Andy could get one on prime now. The only reason I didn't have one actually has one. I do. I saw that Andy could get one on prime now. The only reason I didn't have one is because I missed pre-order and I was like, I'll get it later.

But then I saw that they were available on prime now. So the hour delivery service? Yeah. So I was in LA. This is Gavin's life in a nutshell. I was in LA and I had one time doing it like everybody else and I just found a way for it to show up instantly in my life. It's the same amount of money. What's the difference?

I'm just saying that availability, it's the availability, it's not the price point my life. It's the same amount of money, what's the difference? I'm just saying that availability, it's the availability, it's not the price point. Of course it costs the same amount, they cost the same amount no matter where you buy them. So if I wanted something, I couldn't get it, and then all of a sudden someone said, you can get it now, I'll be like, no I'm good, I'll just wait,

I'm just saying that's the way your life works, that's all I'm saying, go ahead. That's the way it was life works, you get what I'm saying here. Yeah, I can't wait, I got you. Say it in simple English, what do you mean? I'm just here. Yeah, okay. Say it in simple English. What do you mean? I'm just saying, I'm just saying you didn't spend any effort

like everyone else did. You didn't wait in line for fucking eight hours. You didn't pre-order. What point of that? Listen, listen, you still got the same fucking benefit. You got one. I could have done that. I didn't do some sort of elite service.

It's everyone here could have done that You did kind of an elite service Amazon Prime now is it's free delivery? What do you mean? You get to be a prime member to get it right? Oh get that out of here. I don't want that with Gavin Time that comes up you can't come between our love. How dare you in the control room? So I had a really dumb problem with it where when I first got it I put the doc behind my TV because I didn't want to see it, like a big, go-to dock front of my TV. And for some reason, when the dock is behind my TV,

my left Joy-Con will never connect to it. What? So I was like looking online, like, is my Joy-Con broken? What's wrong with it? And the first suggestion was like, put it in front of your TV. It's weird.

So you have to put the in front of your screen. I had to put it in front of your TV. It just worked. I mean, I've got like, I've just got like shelves from my consoles, I just put it down there. I've seen a bunch of people talking about apparently there's some Joy-Con issues.

I've had zero problems with mine. Here was my first reaction with it. I put it on the TV. I let it up Zelda. And I looked at it. I was like, ugh. And I unplugged it. And I'm just shoved it in my luggage.

And I'm just going to keep it for a bigger. It looks way better. It looks way better on some kind of help. Let me, it looks like, it looks like toss. It looks scaling. It looks fine. It looks scaling. Seven, twenty. It looks fine. I don't know, like, the thing you also have to keep in mind

was the game was developed for the Wii U and then I... You can excuse this, you can excuse this. No, no, no, no, here we go. Look, it runs at 900 P on a 4K TV. It's never gonna look good. Dude, it's just such a good game. It's good. Oh, I'm excited for the game.

I'm not down the game. I'm not even down the graphics of the game. It's fine, but I'm definitely only gonna play it like this on planes. It looks a lot plain. I'm not gonna play it. 90% of the even down in the graphics of the game. It's fine, but I'm definitely only gonna play it like this on planes. It looks a lot plain. 90% of the time I play, it's like that on my couch. I don't wanna put it on the TV. Like I just wanna hold it in my hands

and just sit there and play with it. That's kinda such that the charge point is on the underneath of it. Yeah, dude, there's a lot of hardware design choices that are interesting. And Nintendo's still doing the thing. It's like they're doing a bunch of great stuff. I love your games big and it's really great.

Hey, can we not have the save data tied to the fucking machine? Please, please. If I break that right now, I lose it. I lose all my progress. I'm still waiting for my first friend to drop their switch and smash the ball. It's crazy. The reason they need, right?

Switch the SD card position with the charge position because SD card, I'll never need to move that. Yeah. And then I'll plug into the back where that goes. I had a really weird issue, let's say even an issue, just like, I don't understand why it worked this way, but you first get it, you plug it in,

it's like software update, day one, okay great, whatever you run through the software update, everything's fine. And I immediately filled the stupid 32 gigs of internal memory it has. With what? 26 of it, I bought a Zelda one-two switch. You got it?

You got it? Yeah, it's different clips. Yeah, it's different clips, really good. And then I was like, I'm already full. So I bought an SD card, put it in. As soon as you put the SD card in, it's like, oh, there's a software update. What the fuck is this new software update?

It's stored in it. Right, so then you have to, I tell you, one another software update. And I was so inconvenienced for 30 seconds, I wanted to fucking break it. No, you know what did that to you? We have to, we've become the worst people ever. No, I've just realized that.

We saw, no, I'm excited about my AirPods and you guys are ruining it. I was very excited. I'm happy with my technology. I'm very happy. You're super excited about it this morning, good evening. I'm super excited about it. I really like them. And I'm not excited about the Switch.

I'm like, you Gavin, I like Nintendo, but I don't go out of my way to do Nintendo stuff. It's just not my thing. All because I feel like I've played all those games and I'm just playing a different version of those same games. As soon as they get to... That's more evident with me on Nintendo than anything else. I want to say, what's your console on that? I'm going to be so impressed.

I'm going to play it all the time. The thing about Breath of the Wild, to bring it back to Breath of the Wild, that has impressed me the most, is you know I hate open-world games. I didn't even really play... You hate the regular... You played G-S? I never been scared. I played some of three... No, I finished three, did notSeries. I never been scared. I played some of three.

No, I didn't, I finished three, did not finish four. I finished five. You played all the five. Yeah. Okay. What do you think about it? Open world. The way the approach open world in Breath of the Wild is probably the best open world approach I've ever seen in a video game.

I will say this, I've been watching Ashley play it. It seems like a fantastic game. Like the puzzles and dungeons and stuff. She was rolling these boulders and then like stopping time and like Pushing stuff and everything the game seems great I'm looking forward to Zelda game. I probably would be super excited about it I'll tell you what I enjoy a lot more than that though because I've been watching her play it

I started playing another game started playing Horizon Zero Dawn that game is fucking great. Yeah I'm alternating right now between horizon and Zelda. Dude, Horizon is so fucking good. I actually bought a PS Pro to be able to play it. Oh, is it like, does it actually come out in 4K? It comes out HDR, and I have an HDR TV. Oh, so yeah. I forget who it was. Someone tweeted.

Mike you 4K, I don't know. Like a graphics comparison the other day, and they talked about the Final Fantasy Spirits within movie, and they showed a screenshot of it, and they talked about how like in 2001, when that came out, it took 90 minutes to render a frame on a server farm, and they talked about the final fantasy spirits within movie and they showed a screenshot of it and they talked about how like in 2001 when that came out it took 90 minutes to render a frame on a server farm and they had a screenshot of the protagonist horizon zero dawn and they were like this gets rendered in real time now on a PlayStation 4. Like a 60th and it looks way better like the fidelity on the on a loy is like so much higher than

the fidelity. It's like whenever you play a deadline in GTA, and when you think how long it took them to rent a tron, like bikes, the first time. I felt really lame when that switch commercial came out and like the last big press, or like no, it was at E3 when they were like, showing, oh, here's all things you do, play it on the train, play it on a plane.

Oh, did you get invited out to a party? Bring it with you, fuck your friends, just play it at the party and everybody, everybody made fun of out to a party? Bring it with you, fuck your friends. Just play it at the party. And everybody made fun of that person. I made fun of that person. Incredibly hard. I was that person this week, yeah. What'd you do when to a party?

So my buddy got a new girlfriend and then another friend of mine was in town. He wanted us to meet her. So I went over to his place early. I brought the switch just because I knew that they'd want to at least see the hardware. I had no intention of playing with them. I just saw the conversation.

You're like, hey dude, I got a switch. I got a girlfriend. Oh, that's hardware. I had no intention to plan it. I just love the conversation. You're like, hey dude, I got a switch. You go, I got a girlfriend. You're like, oh, that's great. Well, HD rumble. Oh, great. But, no, so we checked it out. We're like, oh, cool. And then we went to dinner.

We met up with his girlfriend. Had a great time. Had a girlfriend. You can be honest. No, she's totally rules. Safe space. We absolutely did our best to humiliate him in front of her. And it all went great.

And she made fun of him too. And really, at the end of the day, that's all the mess. I never do that. What are you doing? No, she's friends. He was a bad person. No, because he was being an asshole about it. No, he was being an asshole about it.

Before he got, he's like, don't fuck this for me. And we're like, no, fuck it up. No, no, no, no, we were like, what are you guys, dude, we're excited and he's like, no, sure, I know, I know. But I'm just like, I'm worried you're gonna fuck it up. I'm like, what the fuck? Like both of us, we're gonna be really fun and supportive and all of a sudden he's like, I know just like, my buddy Mitch was like,

dude, let's get some, I love Frozen Yogurt. I love my Gert and I laugh. That's the only thing. You can't call it that. You can't call it Gert when you're in front of her. I'm like, dude, calm down, man. It's really uptight. So then he's 100%.

We were 100% ragged on the whole time and she was great. She was super fun. We all come back after drinks and Yeah, they started watching like something on YouTube or whatever and we're like, oh, I thought we're gonna hang out and do stuff I whatever Yo, Mitch this thing has bomber man. You want to check out? I was like, fuck yeah, we started playing it and they go what do you guys playing? I'm like bomber man

We want to play and then suddenly we're all playing bomber man and I had this for people So we ended up taking turns, but essentially each of these breaks off into a controller. And now you're... Well, that I know, but it's two controllers. Yeah, so that should be a magnet, too. That's kind of like a slippy, slidy thing. I don't know, I'm happy with the design of it. I fucked it up and there is a flaw that other people have discovered as well.

The sand boxing? No, you can put the things on upside down on the wrist. That was the first thing I did. Did you really? Yeah, I did that. Well, I upside down on the wrist. That was the first thing I did. Did you really? Yeah, I did that. Well, I did it on our unboxing. We had one of the first-hand unboxing and people made fun of me and I said,

this is gonna be a problem. All the people are gonna do this. I did that, but if you put too much weight on the kickstand, it just flies off. Yeah, you can pop it back on, but still, it's like, it seems better, yeah, it's real. Yeah, the pop's back on the front. I mean, I have plenty of gripes with the thing,

like the memory issue and all that stuff, but like, I've never really gone in Nintendo for their hardware. I appreciate the fact that they try different stuff. Like, I think that's really cool. They're not just trying to make another machine that's essentially a small PC that plays your games. Like, they do weird stuff, and I appreciate that. I don't know. I'm always gonna go to them for the games, though, and fuck me, dude. Breath of the Wild. I'm not a go to them for the games though and fuck me dude breath of the wild. I like I'm not I'm not a big Zelda fanboy like I love Like the story and the themes of Zelda. It's super like pure and classic a night saves a princess from an evil wizard

I love that. I think it's got some of the best music video games I've never I didn't beat a Zelda game until after college. It was occurring a time. I thought it was okay I really like the top-down Zelda, like Link Between Worlds prior to this one was my favorite before that was Link to the past. A Link to the past is my own favorite. Link that's fucking rules. That's it, and when I played on, well, ever, once it'd been 10.

The other ones like Twilight Princess is pretty good, Wind Waker's good, I wasn't a Wind Waker fan. I could not get into Skyward Sword at all. But like, if we're about to go out on Zelda, you need to let me know, because I'll go off on Zelda. Yeah, let's go talk about Zelda in the next few minutes.

When you say it's a good standard. It's a good standard game. It's a good standalone game. Oh, absolutely. When I play to Zelda, just play this one. Yep. That was a good shut down game. Yeah.

That was a good shut down game. There's something I've absolutely fucking love about this game. I'm normally like big games, open world games, games with crafting. I'm sick of crafting in games. Like a lot of this stuff, I've either gotten tired of it or I'm intimidated by it now because I don't have a lot of time. I love cooking in this game. It's so great.

And the little music. Go ahead, go ahead. You think it's like the song better place? Yeah, I'm like, what's it gonna be? It's like, oh, how do you cook? You just like grab all the ingredients you'd hand and you put them in a pot. And if they're good ingredients, you get good food. If you get bad ingredients, you get blurred out shitty

discussing. What's a good ingredient? Like chicken apples. Or maybe some spicy peppers. And some spicy peps. Can you have a pot? I haven't found a pot yet. So we're gonna talk a little bit about Breath of the Wild.

We talked before this. Yeah, we were boiling. We don't want to spoil shit. Like seriously, there's something really special about this game. But yeah, you can just put the shit in, it plays a little music and then your food comes out and it's either good and if you, depending on what you make, it gives you buffs.

Like cold resistance or extra speed or faster stamina refill. Yeah, I found a� I kind of frog that I could apparently cook. I'll pair that with some spicy peppers and maybe some mushrooms. Perfect. I'm gonna hit myself.

No, it's really good. So, I do have a couple of complaints. Oh, I'm sure, I'm gonna hit myself. No, it's really good. So, I do have a couple of complaints. Oh, I'm sure. I mean, that's not like, go ahead. I wish that weapons didn't degrade. I watch Ashley play and like, it's like, she's changing a weapon every five hits.

Right, it's like, they need to last longer. And I like, I'll encounter some situations where it's like, well shit, I don't, I gotta run through all of these enemies. I can't fight them because I only have two swords. And there's no way I'm able to get through. So you never actually find like the weapon. I'm sure the master sword will be your first sword. I haven't finished it yet. I'm sure it's the best.

It's about the time you're done with the game, then you weapons will be. Is that you think that's a way they limit the mechanics where you can't go everywhere? You can only go the areas you're supposed to because you can't fight your way through it. I think they might be trying to teach you how to use the different weapons.

Yes. That's okay, I can think. Like you spears definitely not understand that aspect of it. I saw early playing the game and I was like, that sword broke after five hits, you know what I mean? To me, that's no different from getting guns in Borderlands. Like, you don't have a gun that's gonna be, like, you'll have a few that you hold onto,

but within a few levels, you're gonna say, fuck that, this thing fires, you don't want that. First, you never want that. First is every five hits. Sure. You don't expend a magazine and throw the gun away. So here's where my review is about. You went through that, yeah. What you don't have to replace and throw the gun away. So here's where my view actually was similar. So we have more than that, yeah.

But you don't have to replace it. One of the things I really love about is that it is such a convincing world. And, and throughout the tone, like everything from the music to the gameplay to the level design, I mean, just the world, is, it's all saying the same thing, which is take everything, take the world of Zelda that you know, the world of the legend of Zelda and understand that it's dead. It died because you fucked up 100 years ago Zelda, and understand that it's dead. It died because you fucked up 100 years ago, and this is all that's left.

Fixed that shit, kid. And that's essentially the game. Like you go out and like, first off, okay, here's why I couldn't get into Skyward Sword. Like I got, I- Audience, by the way, on Twitter agrees with you, nobody got into Skyward Sword. It's like my, it was my brother's favorite one.

I'm in T-North. But there's like an hour, the first hour and a half of that game, and the first hour of Twilight Princess is all tutorials, and it's bad tutorials. Huge difference, so in Skyward Sword, here's how they teach you that you have a stamina meter now. You talk to an NPC, the NPC talks you forever. He says, you know, my cat's on top of that house. Please, you'll get my cat.

You run over. You climb up the house. Whoa, you got stamina. You get the cat. You calm down. You bring in the cat, he says, thanks, you're getting my cat, and he keeps fucking talking, in fucking breath of the wild, the room that you start the game in, you have to climb a ledge to get out, and then you go, oh, I guess there's climbing in this game,

and I have stamina, neat. I'm gonna play the game now. I've been playing for three minutes, great. That's a great thing about Horizon, I wanna interrupt the Zelda talk. Please put that, it's cutscene heavy, there's a heavy storyline, and it's really fucking cool. But none of the cutscenes, except for some of the ones at the very beginning, the intro ones. Zelda talk please that there's a it's cut scene heavy there's a heavy storyline and it's really fucking cool

But none of the cut seems except for some of the ones at the very beginning the intro ones None of the cut scenes seem very very long like when you're having conversations with NPCs and stuff like that Doesn't like just take you out doesn't take the control away from you. They all what happened Let's all the guys laugh at what happened to what did you do what happened back there? It's my explain explain explain what happened He doesn't want to do it. No, he's right. He's saying no Just get it. Oh, I'm so anxious now. So they have a really cool mechanic in horizon What they didn't have to program. They can put characters in the game, but they don't have to give them a bunch of speech You know like that big long discussion trees or anything like that because the characters aren't allowed to talk to you Oh, right. That was a really kind of an interesting mechanic for the game developers You're an outcast you're an outcast and the rule for outcast is everyone else is not allowed to talk to you. Oh, right. That was a really kind of an interesting mechanic for the game developers.

You're an outcast. You're an outcast and the rule for outcasts is everyone else is not allowed to speak to you. That's clever. And so like, you can literally only talk to like five or six people. And when they talk to you, it's a big deal because they're not supposed to be

and they can get in trouble for doing it. So what's super interesting, like in past Zelda games. No, past before you move on. I got a problem with the stamina meter. Okay. I wish climbing and paragliding did not use the same meter. Paragliding using the same meter is weird. Pass Zelda games. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, still, you just like, we'll never recharge. Right. You just set that like, I'm going to be this level of tired forever. Essentially what you can do is at that moment, you can stop moving, pause the game, eat something or drink in a licks or that'll give you more stamina and then keep going. It's like, real though, it's something you can eat.

Well, something pause the game. You go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Yeah, this is way at attachment that plugs into your gut. That's how hungry you are. You should know it's weird.

You should know it's weird. You should know it's weird. You should know it's weird. You should know it's weird. Um, the, uh, we're speaking of talking with other NPCs and shit. Again, from the get go, the game's like, yo, it's the end of the world.

Like, you mid, the, the, the, the, there's ruins everywhere. And there's really only one NPC you meet in for me. Like, the first five hours of the game, only about this one dude. And I got so used to like running around this, it reminded me of the original Legend of Zelda where you're just in this open world. And I got so used to like running around this, it reminded me the original Legend of Zelda, where you're just in this open world,

and there's monsters everywhere in Schitzzucks. When I got out of that beginning area and found another person, I was like, there's another human. Oh, thank God. I got excited about it, and I'm like, there's a village, and I can do all this other shit. I thought I had tried to attack him.

Did you fucking really? Yeah, I was like, oh shit, it's an enemy. Oh, no, it's just a friendly NPC. Yeah, and it's like, in other Zelda games, like you know, you're supposed to, and like in Pokemon too, you're supposed to go talk to people where you'll get shit from them.

But I've never felt like I was interacting with a person. Here, it's like, if it's raining, you'll see the NPCs running to get out of the rain or waiting underneath a tree, and they behave like fucking people. And I wanna talk to them, and each one of them has their own little personality and I fucking dig that shit. I don't always want to talk to them sometimes.

Like, can I get the fuck out of my way? I'm busy. I've got to wait so many times talking to NBC's. Like, I feel like I just have like a especially mass effect. You walk into like a room and there's like five people and you're like, here we go. It's time to go down this. Hey, you're a brave face. Yes.

Sorry about your dad that I'm really feeling for you, man. I saw Camille Nanjiani's gonna be one of the characters in Mass Effect. That guy's getting all the good jobs, dude. Yeah. It's still a little, it's too much. It's all thanks to you. Did you lose your partner? It was all after his appearance on the RT-Pock.

No, I didn't know. You're welcome. I don't think we're out for the same parts. Maybe like eight years ago, but no. That'll be good. So I've played, I would say maybe 40 minutes of Zelda, I'm more trying to forbid, I raised that tower and then I was like, I wanna save this for my future.

Cool. Because I'm always bored on a plane with effort to do on these old shitty planes that I have screens and now I have a thing. Which is funny because- Which is fun because- Exclusively for travel experience. You never do that in games.

You never save anything in a game. You always, if you get something, you immediately use it like in Doom, if you get a rocket launcher. Well, the fictional items, if I find a rocket launcher, I'm using on the next enemy I see, but in real life where I can't just find a rocket launcher. I can't, there's no checkpoints in real life. I can't unplay Zelda from when I'm bored on a plane. I am, I have adopted your strategy to using weapons in Breath of the Wild. Since like like I bitched about a quick weapon break It's like oh all right fuck it if I pick up a sword looks cool. I'm you that's sword. I'm using right now And I think it plays well with the whole survival scavenging thing like I feel like it's less of a crafting game

And more of like you just got to make do with what you find it's fine Because even if you do like you use your super powerful weapon on just fall to enemies and then you're a boss and you're like Oh, I should have saved it. Yeah, but the the after that It's just like I didn't though. Oh, well, it's still fine. I saw some of the crap. It's not the end of the game Yeah, you might not be as efficient, but yeah, that's fine totally fun. It's a it's a fantastic game And like you said, I I felt like I'd fallen off the Zelda franchise a bit and Take said made one and well no, they've been making them but it's like the same it got it's what you were talking about Where you feel like Nintendo's making the same game

That's why I got to feel about zeld it's like oh did I find a fucking bow and arrow in this dungeon was there I would have to shoot the boss in the eye by like I say bow and arrow Editions to gaming is like the greatest thing ever bow bow and arrow There's so much bow and arrow in horizon. It's just like the greatest. There's a bow and arrow in last of us I love bow and arrow last of us. It's probably my favorite weapon is the best a bow and arrow in last of us. I love bow and air What's the best bow and hour last of us is probably my favorite weapon is a best bow and hour experience in last Okay, let me think about that so more crawfus good look the Tomb Raider I would say London Olympics 2012 Okay, I would side with you on that I would also like to nominate as a candidate the torque bow in the original gears

Oh, yeah, That's annoying. No, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Such a great mechanic. So good. It gives you, you gotta be able to hold it longer. Yeah, so he's a thing to cover. What I loved about it too was like back before,

like everybody was in Xbox Live parties. Nobody, like nobody really uses in game chat anymore. You're like, I talked to a stranger, fuck that shit. But I remember, I played the shit out of gears one on the 360, and that weapon gives you just enough time when you're hit with it to go, fuck, and then die. I know, that's hard. I know you can't talk to your teammates anymore. It was perfect. You're like I guess you Vince is gone. You catch that torque bone you're like oh boom. The bow in Skyrim like I just went mental the archery mechanic in Skyrim is also great because I'd love that you fact you

can see where the arrow hits the person or you get guy. And you get that satisfying sound when it hits. And like you get them right between the eyes or something. With Zelda too, you jump and pull out the bone arrow and mid-air time slows down. And that's one thing I love about this one. Like it's an open world crafting game, but they didn't take it too seriously. You can't get over-encumbered like yet. Like you maybe have too many weapons or something. But it's like no, I don't want to be slow because I picked up too many fucking eggs.

Fuck you. Just let me do it. I got pissed off. You meet that one NPC who, if you take him seeds, you can increase your inventory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, sweet, you know, this problem where my swords keep breaking, I'm gonna increase my weapon inventory.

So I take him a seed, he does like his fucking dance and it's on and everything, and he increases by one slot. And I was like, that's it. One slot, I was hoping for like two or three. He's like, work for it, bitch. Yeah. Great, now I still got three like two or three. He's like, work for it, bitch! Yeah. Great.

Now I still got three more seeds, I need to go turn into him. If I'm on a plane, right? Yeah, and I've got it in like, foot mode on my table. Yeah. Can I use a pro controller with it? Yeah. With an airplane mode?

Or is that gonna be breaking the rules? Well, it's just the joypad, so you can pull the joypads off. I don't want to use the controller. Joypad is one of the usually joypads. I want to use the pro controller. I'm saying it's the same signal. Oh, I see it. Yeah, but it's airplane mode. It's blue. It's blue to it. Right. They communicate via Bluetooth. There's no such thing as airplane mode anymore. I mean full. What? What playing do you get on and they tell you to turn your shit in airplane mode. Now you can just use shit whenever. They tell you to turn. They tell you to turn. All every flight. You know what this fundamental rule is.

No, they let you use your phone now in tarmac. They can't call someone. They tell you the door is closed. Your portable electronic devices must now be in airplane mode. They say it every fucking flight. They would do a period where they let you use your phone to take off. And now he's just chosen that to do.

No, no, no, you'd be in fault-choose. That's very true. So you're calling people as your phone to take off. And now he's just chosen not to do that. So now you'd be in fault-choes. That's very true. So you're calling people as your flight is taking off? Who the hell's calling people? No, I'm not calling. What do I live in 1978? No, I'm not calling people on the phone. I'm looking at Twitter and fucking-

The last time we hung out, you were on the phone for like an hour. What was on the phone for? When you missed the flight. Ah, that sucked balls. Yeah. God, that sucks so bad. The reason you weren't talking as we were taking off is because the phone made you miss the flight

That's true The phone call made me miss the flight. I miss the flight. Come back from LA and Gavin got on it like a fucking coward look I'm on time. I'm on the plane But yeah, I would I'll be interested to see if You have to play in Hold it attached mode while you're on a plane. Here's why you can do it. You guys should know why you can do it.

And you need to fucking let go of it and live your life the way you want to live your life. Just go ahead and do it. We got sent on, was it on Twitter? We got sent a movie that one of our fans or viewers recorded on a plane where he's next to a dude who had been playing music on his speaker phone miles for an hour. And in the video, a little 10 second video, he's sitting there, it was ACDC.

The flight attendants, the flight attendants go, heavy melt. She goes like, she goes, you need to turn it down. And he goes, I turned it down all the way. Like he's yelling at her, she walks away. Like he refuses to turn off. Oh, I just thought that was a flight attendant. Was that the attendant? It was a flight attendant. She was a flight attendant., she walks away. Like, he refuses to turn off. Oh, I just thought that was a pleasant, was that the attendant? It was a flight attendant.

Alright, she was a flight attendant. That's a bold ass passenger, if that's the case. Shit. Yeah, but this dude was like, you can try to look the video up. I'm trying to find it. Dude, it was, I don't believe that you should record people without their knowledge and do the publishing thing.

I've been a maniac. That guy was a fucking maniac. At Ryan Curtis King on Twitter. While we're talking about people on Twitter, I just want to point out to the broadcast booth that Peter Hayes who watches this podcast and makes really great gifts. I got you back. He called you guys out. He wants to know he's fucking had it with you. R2 broadcast. What are you guys giggling about? What are you giggling about?

They're all they did was just giggle. Just now they all giggle and looked at their fucking shoes. I think you listen dudes. I got to tell you something. We put out a video giggle and looked at their fucking shoes. Oh, listen dudes, I gotta tell you something. We put out a video today. We finally put out the video. Oh, no. Where it's, this is live broadcast. So this is first members watching it. We put out the video where Blaine got his revenge on Chris

and the Star Wars. Why did your air quotes Blaine? Because it's like, I'm in the mix now. Like I was involved with these two things. Like Chris played the prank on Blaine really for Star Wars. It was my idea, but I like told it's a Chris to go do it. Then, and I got involved because I gave Blaine a hug and you know, just to fight his trust.

And then we did this prank with Chris, and I got involved with it because I had to convince Chris to go out and do this fucking thing. And this prank is terrible dude. I can't watch the video because I get agitated watching like the first two minutes. I'm just like, I can't watch this

because I live through it. It was horrible. Now I'm like, everyone here is looking at me and giggling. I'm convinced that something's gonna, they're coming after me. I'm next. I'm convinced that I'm next, that it's coming at some point and I don't like that they laughed right now.

You're fine. Bernie, look at me. Look at me. Bernie, you're fine. I'm not fine. I'm already in a fight. You know what happens when he doesn't ever run. He punches.

The punch is the first thing that happens. You should learn that. If I accidentally punch somebody who comes after me, that's why. I will, my fighter flight is fight. Like if something scares me, I go towards it. Or if you go from your fight to flight. What's that? I forgot about it. Or if you're grounded in your fight to flight. What's up?

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Kind of, does it just do some dumb name for rumble? It's essentially they now, the switch controllers is like a more precise rumble. Yeah, most rumble packs, like it has the one vibrating bit inside of it and you're like, oh cool, I'm getting shot. This now, I guess I'm assuming has multiple things inside of it. The one two switch game, which I feel like should have just been the Wii Sports of this thing.

They have a bunch of games where it's like, okay, move it around. Imagine that there's little marbles inside. Can you count the marbles based on how it feels? So we can mess with the balance and weighting of it, which is cool. I don't, that's the thing that I kind of like about Nintendo. Nobody fucking asked for that, but they're like,

hey, go. The thing I don't like about Nintendo is we ask for a shit ton of other stuff and they still want fucking do it, but. Maybe it's to give you friend codes though. Woo, woo, woo. The Xbox One has different rumble areas in it, all over it. This one's one controller. There's like rumbles in the triggers. Oh, woo, woo. The Xbox One has like different rumble areas in it, all over it.

Does it look like it's one controller? There's like rumbles in the triggers. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, didn't you ever do the demo with the Xbox One controller where it felt like a beating heart? Or maybe it made it feel like it was doing waves in your hands. Like there's one game, I can't remember what the game is

on Xbox, but you use something and then it recharges and it buzzes the left trigger when it's ready again. Oh, I can without looking I can now use this you play a ton of games. So that's something that I can't even remember. Splatoon 2 they were like, oh with HD rumble you'll be able to feel how much ink you have left in your gun. That's interesting. And you can be a squid and a kid at the scene. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna be a squid now.

Fucking that game rules. I'm so glad that video is out, but I'm so terrified now that video's out. They're laughing again. Why are you laughing? If you guys, if you guys gonna do something to me, what's gonna happen? Did they call a hole in the stage under your chair? I have no fucking idea. Listen, all I'm saying is if something happens to me, I totally

saw it coming. So you, you allowed to, because you started the company, are you allowed to punch an employee? Uh, I've never, I've never punched an employee. I've come close, I threw a coffee mug one time. At employee? No, in general. I just threw a coffee.

Just threw anger. Through a coffee mug. That's probably the most. Was that today? No! I was like, uh, six years ago. So yeah, but no, I've never punched anybody. I was, she just, someone just walked in,

buying camera and burning fucking jumped. I can't live like this. I thought like the goddamn bogeyman. I can't live like this. This fucking video, dude. Oh my god. I like how you make it seem like you were dragged into this. You fucking instigated me.

I knew it. You were there from step one. There's two rules that I have at Rishi. Which is anybody can veto a video, basically if they want to. It's like, if they don't want it. Oh, serious? Yeah, were there from step one. I knew it. There's two rules that I have at Rishi. Which is anybody can veto a video, basically if they want to. It's like, if they don't want it. Oh, you serious? Yeah.

I vetoed this one. Yeah. Nope. You could. No. We'll just edit you out of it. Do it. Sorry, Brockham.

Yeah, you would have to say what you want gone from it. And the other thing is, I always said no more, or not no more, just no hidden camera footage. That's a big rule to me. Like don't do hidden cameras. They did it with the scorpion. They did it with the scorpion thing and I wasn't happy about it.

I was like, desk. And then we did a hidden camera thing with Blaine and I went along with it and then we did a hidden camera thing with the fucking Chris and now we got this hidden camera shit in our repertoire and I don't want it and I don't like it. So I gotta get out of it. You've authorized it.

You've authorized it. You're in it, dude. It's like the mob, you can't ever get out. You're in the family now. Yeah, but I'm like that fucking creepy old wizard in Lord of the Rings, and I can go to Matt and I go like, don't let him do it. That'll go, are you trying to begin off?

What are you talking about? You're in a worm tongue. The worm tongue is a, oh the fuck is your nerd card? That's the dude. I was like, what the fuck? And it's a wizard? You can look it up on a Cortana later

after your system. The, yeah, so I can go to Matt and go, you should tell them they can't do it. And I'm gonna go, okay, and then I'll know I'll be on hit camera at the moment I'm saying that. What a fucking nightmare. And I know the longer I talk here, they're gonna use this fucking footage for when they do whatever they're gonna do to me. I've got a damn- I'm gonna sit in the chair like that. You're like, barely in it.

Or you're like, on the edge of your chair. Oh my head's on the floor. Who is that? Stop. Stop. I had to look to be sure. But I don't know what it is. I don't know what it could be. Because Blanc's thing was innocent and you know, we just showed what an idiot he is. Chris's was evil.

Chris's evil video. It's an evil video that we made. We made an evil video. We did? What was your idea, why not? No, what? No. I don't think it was. I don't think it was.

I want to say no. I don't think I would have come up with that. I don't think I would have come up with that. That's too much. What are you looking at? Oh no, there's nothing back there. There's no one. Look at this vacuum.

What? Oh, is that a bit? That's out of it. That's out of it. I feel like it's we all just watched it follows. And now, oh, it's me. Am I the one who's seen get out? I haven't seen it yet.

I was gonna see him move this weekend. I went and saw moonlight instead of get out. So get out. Get out's good. I watch it. The moonlight was also good, but probably in very different ways. Why is Adam taking pictures of us?

Why are you taking pictures? What do you mean, Gus, no. That is not a good answer. This is independent. This is not a prank or anything. This is a... I can't live long. I'll explain to that. Are we doing marketing photos right now? Something related to that. Are you talking for the company? Marketing photos. You know, we've got like all these cameras. This is a sticker screen shot. No, that's how quality it is. It's in a screenshot. Are they 4K? That's right.

Yeah, but we're not camping for you in 4K. Should we? We're not shooting in 4K? I don't know. I was shooting in 4K. We're shooting 1080. I mean, I feel like we should have 4K in the camera. These are 1080.

See my vlog, my can in shoots is 1080 and not any higher. Myself on my iPhone shoots 4K. My drone shoots 4K. Not really though, but it's, and even my drone is like my phone shoots 4K. My drone shoots 4K. Not really though. But it's, and even my drone is like really highly compressed 4K. But I still, and I have to mix the footage and like, I have to scale down the 4K stuff to be the size of 1080. I know in my head I should just set my fucking phone and set my drone to record in 1080, but I can't make myself do it. Well, that's not very future proof. It is not very future proof,

but then most of the footage comes out of the cannon. I just get a 4K on on the DSLR. Can't do it because I'm a stupid vlogger and I need the flip out screen. There's a 4K one with a flip out screen. Show it to me. What is it? What is it? I've won in my office. It does that. What is it? A fan to the camera? All that should have. A fan to me as a flip out screen. All right, show it to me. Is it Cain? Is it Cain and lenses? Nah. What am I looking at? What is it?

It's a Lumix. What is a Lumix? What kind of lenses is that? Uh, Daron lenses? Got like 10 lenses there. No! What? That's terrible suggestion.

I'm not doing that. That's a really wide one. I'm gonna stick with my problem. If I sell my problem, what am I gonna get a complain about? I got a complain about something. Get out is really good. I've heard a stick with my problem. I'm gonna stick with my problem. If I self-mine problem, what am I gonna complain about? I gotta complain about something. Get out is really good. I've heard a good thing about it. I went in with high expectations,

which is the worst way to go in a C-A movie, and it's still exceeded my expectations. I think that was Logan. And I was like, I was like, I wanna see Logan. Good, what? You went in with low expectations? Well, it was very high

because there was like, Logan's the bomb. I went in with very high expectations, the Logan as well. I came out with a seven out of 10. And I came out with a seven out of ten. And I came out with a seven out of ten. And I want to like Logan more. I felt it was very long and I felt at times it was overly self-indulgent because it was like, where are rated? Well yeah, there was something. I definitely did have those moments where I felt like, oh, they're, especially with Charles Xavier. I felt like he was, there was a moment at the end of one of the

trailers where he was a rated, I think like that moment was he was, there was a moment at the end of one of the trailers where he was rated. I think like that moment was enough, but there was a lot of those moments in the movie. And they just kind of like watered down all the other moments as they happened. I did like the story and everything. I think if that movie was about 20 minutes shorter, I would like it a lot.

How long was the runtime on it? I don't know, felt long. Moonlight felt super long dude. Moonlight is a slow burn dude. Get out was two hours. So when I saw the run time before I watched it, it was like this is gonna be way too long. I'm gonna be in there and be like,

they should have cut 20 minutes from it. No, totally fine. It's paste well. I was happy with the length it was. Like I'm not happy. I was happy they didn't finish it sooner. I was like, yeah, just draw it out. I mean, we're so good.

And I felt like normally, you know, I'm a hermit. I don't like going out and watching oozing the theater, but I felt like I had to for this one, just for like the audience reaction. Like, you're not feeling tweeted about it. He was like, please see it in theaters. Don't wait, that was the way for that, buddy. There was a woman to see it. He has the best spoiler to give people.

Just don't worry about it. Go see it in the theater. There was a woman in my row who like, any movie, she was really into it. Like, whenever there was like a jump scare, like she was scream like legitimately, like high-pitched squeal screen. There was like a pivotal moment late in the movie where something good happens and I heard, like, whenever there was like a jump scare, like, she would scream like legitimately, like, high pitch squeal scream. It was like a pivotal moment, late in the movie where something good happens, and I heard

her like quietly like clapping. Okay, I have to pose a question to you, because this was posed to me by another person that works here. If you tell somebody, oh, dude, the plot twist is crazy. That's a spoiler, right? That's an unbelievable thing. That's an unbelievable spoiler, and people don't see it as a spoiler, if you tell someone, oh, the twist is amazing. It's like, you gotta watch the home of your waiting for it. It's like, oh, that's not what it is. It's gonna be this. That's an unbelievable spoiler. And people don't see it as a spoiler. If you tell someone, oh, the twist is amazing.

It's like, you gotta watch the home of you waiting for it. Or like, it's not creating it. It's not creating it. Like, oh, it's gonna be this. It's gonna be that. It's gonna be this. Yeah, don't ever say that. Yeah, and then he was trying to say that, like,

well, I think a plot twist is just when something unexpected in a movie happens. I was like, no, that's just, that's just, that's just some storytelling. You're trying to do something unexpected. I feel like a plot twist is something that, a plot twist is something that re-contextualizes

the entire film up to that point. Got it. I agree with you. Yeah. We talked about this in an interview today that we did a plot twist at the end of season six of Red versus Blue, which I feel comfortable talking about because that was now 10 years ago. Yeah.

Jesus, 10 years ago. Yeah, we both had a scene. Yeah, I did, when I wrote the gubbi journal for RVB, I was like, I sat down around and went, I've been working on Redversible for six years. Fuck dude. I've always said oh since season nine I never thought about how long that was. Well Halo 3 came out in 2007. Halo 3 is now 10 years old. Damn. Shit. Fuck crazy. Damn good game. Very good game. Halo 3 might be my favorite of the series. Mine's still the first one. I think it was my favorite of the series for Red vs Blue specifically.

It's my favorite emission made out of. I like the colors and everything like that. And it was just fun. We had theater mode for the first time. That's a bump though. Oh come on. You directed one season? We've dealt with a lot worse things than that just that little bump.

Did you play Halo Wars 2? No, but JD plays the shit out of it. I just finished that the other day. How'd you like it? It was really good. I got to play. I got to play. I got to play.

I got to play. I got to play. I got to play. It was really good. I got to play. Ben the first one. Yeah, I think so. I think it's bad in the first one. I felt like playing in a normal, I felt like there was only one stage that was really kind of a challenge. I wish I'd maybe done it on a harder difficulty. I remember you and I went to the Halo was it partner summit or whatever like sometime last year where they were, you know, it's letting people know, hey, here's what we're doing, here's some of the stuff that's going to be coming out.

And they were talking you know, it's letting people know, hey, here's what we're doing, here's some of the stuff that's gonna be coming out. They were talking about Halo Wars 2. I, that made me feel like I was back in high school trading notes with somebody, cause you and I were sitting right next to each other, and they were like, here's the antagonist of Halo Wars 2, and I'm like, fuck the guy looks fucking cool. You were like, text each other on our laptops.

What do you think that dude's gonna be about? I don't fucking know, he's not fucking hammer, though. This is legit. Yeah, they show, yeah, they show like, sneak previews and stuff, like the opening cinematic and like talk about story and background. But then every now and then two someone go up and present something, they show like sneak previews and stuff, like the opening cinematic and like talk about story and background. But then every now and then two,

someone go up and present something, they were like, flubber word, we'd go idiot. You know what? Speaking of things that are long and self-indulgent, we talk about a little bit about Logan, you know what was, who saw Logan here, everybody? I'm not seeing it yet. Okay.

Mm. Mm. There was a teaser, you probably've seen it because it was released online. There was a teaser for Deadpool that ran in front of Logan, that was too teaser, you probably've seen it because it was released online. There was a teaser for Deadpool that ran in front of Logan. That was too long. I haven't seen it yet.

It was too long. And it was, it got, it got almost done funny towards the end of it. It was too long at the end. It was too long at the end. I mean, no, it was too long at the beginning. What the fuck does that mean? It was too long at the end.

Too long is, that's what you determine. Something is too long. It was the total. If it was, it was gassy and stupid at the beginning. It was too long. It was too long at the beginning, what it? You mean, you're done with the gags? I'm with the gags at the end when I'm too long.

Yeah, I'm with Gavin, I got you. Fuck it, me. Everything is long at the end. It's long total. That's when you know it's long because it gets to the end and it was too much. No, I get a fight graphic. No, I get a fight graphic.

No, no, no. No, Miles. The end part was long. Yeah. On par. The phone would pop. I can't see it. I was not a huge Deadpool fan. It's okay. Yeah, it was all right. I mean, I'm going to wait crazy over it. I'm just I'm worried. I love Deadpool. I thought

the fucking first Deadpool was amazing. I'm worried that like you want to make sure that they stay with the same tone. Deadpool is a movie is really weird. It's basically like four scenes and that's it. It is, there's not much to that movie. And you know, they fill in a lot of stuff with him talking, but it's basically, he's in a bar, he's on a ship, he's re-growing his hand, he's on a highway, fighting colossus. I mean, that's literally like the whole movie. And I mean, I'm just worried that,

tonally, they're gonna be like, I don't know. Like, I think they have carte blanche down and make whatever movie they want from Deadpool 2, because Deadpool did so well as an already-ed film that now it's like, they can go too far. And I'm worried that seeing that teaser that they went a little bit too far. I think one of the things that made it so good, though,

is that there were so many ways that could have been a shit movie. Deadpool's such this, he's this weird character of, he's annoying, but he's also clever, and his stick can get really old, really fast, and I don't think it did in that movie And that's one thing that I give to I was like cool this I'm down with this. I really like this So Logan and I think Logan and Deadpool are gonna open up the door a lot more for our rated superhero movies And I just looked it up Logan made $88 million opening weekend, which is really good

And I just want to I'm talking about get out one more time get's up to $78 million on a $4.5 million budget. Wow, awesome. That's awesome. $4.5 million budget, $78 million domestic. So there's, horror does really well. When it hits, it hits really hard because horror tends to be cheaper.

Matt told me something that between, what was number one at the beginning of the year? But between get out, row one, and snows something else. In figures. Something else. Who figures? Something else. Her new figures was churning.

I don't know, I forgot what it was, but something between Get Out and something else, Blumhouse Productions had been number one of the box office for all but like two weeks of this year so far. Damn. It was pretty fucking impressive. I mean, look, was it a split?

Split, that was the other one. Yep, that was the other one. It's pretty impressive, dude. It's super exciting getting all these are rated superhero movies for you know people like us it's like we're older dudes that still fucking love superheroes I read an interesting article and love super here fucking love superhero you said that so we said we still fuck and love superhero and you will say hey is that also is not also true you're hanging out with you to like super heroes and like no I'm saying that. Oh my god. So look

What I'm trying to get is there was an interesting article that was written about the Lego Batman movie Which is what's your superhero name the incredible bottom? That would be power bottom. That's a way better sexy super The bottom is his superpower. He's the incredible bottom. I think power bottoms away that is super here. All right, anyway, tell us about your fucking texture. There's this article that was talking about the Lego Batman movie, which is there is this trend

of superhero movies getting grittier and grittier, which I think is cool as shit, but there's a lot of kids now who grow up watching superhero cartoons on TV that are now gonna have to be told, oh, yeah, oh, this movie has this hero that you love, you can't go see it, it's not age appropriate. I was like, oh shit, I never even thought about that. There was signs.

Overing. A lot of people would have been like five when they watched X-Men, and now they're old enough to watch him. I'm talking about people that watch the cartoons on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network. There were signs when I went to go see Get Out at the theater. There were like printed out signs

that the draft has put all of it to get counter saying, attention parents, Logan is not a typical superhero movie. It is rated R and is most likely not a appropriate for children, the bread is mine. Yeah, I don't understand why they have to have those stupid signs. The movie's rated fucking R. Yeah, stupid, that's why.

Well, I guess so, but I also think it's people like are overreacting to the way they think people are gonna react. It's like the culture right now. We talked about this during Deadpool, is that they think like parents are gonna go in complain and then they'll make it so that Marvel won't make our rated movies in the future.

But nobody's complaining. It's people complaining about people that aren't complaining. You know, I haven't heard any reports of parents saying, I mean, Miles makes a legitimate complaint about kids watching cartoons, and then they can't go see the movie that kind of sucks when you're a kid It's always sucks to be told you can't do something. I just uh, you can't fucking love super here. I Do one of the other

But I played with Teddy we played resident evil and because everyone was fucking going on about what a great game This was yes, seven and they were like, the most amazing resident evil game in years and years, and Teddy wanted to see it. So I said, why don't you watch some of it and we'll figure out if like this is cool with you. He's 12 now. And so he watched it and he was, he was fine. He could handle it just fine.

So I mean, were you ever a kid and were like, no, I don't know if this is age appropriate for me, dad. If your, if your parent was like, yo, I was breathing your, because my parents fucking took me to see Alien when I was five. And the way I said it, it's not age appropriate as I went like this.

Ah! Fucking screamed and hidden the men's restroom. I was always excited to see adult, like, stuff, like, mortal combat the movie. I saw as a kid and was like, hell yeah, that dude's fucking dead is shit. This is, this rules. And then another bad experience as a kid

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for, Oh stop. Super heroes we may have invented on this podcast. What do you think power bottoms backstory is? His backstory? Way to go, there my. He fell into a radioactive vat of like, lube. What is the power bottom?

The radiation came up through the toilet while he was taking a dump. And it just, since he was perfectly sealed there, he got a mutated. What does the power bottom go? What does that mean? You're asking about for real life or a fictional narrative of super life? Real life. Are you writing knob or are you knob? You mean, you're asking about for real life or in our fictional narrative of Super. Real life, like, are you writing, no, but you know. You are receiving, I see if I understand the script.

I'm not on the bottom, you're on the top. Well, no, it's not a position thing. Well, it's like a, it's your position in the Rope Sex talk ever. It's not like a geographic position. You need your taking, you're receiving, and I believe a power bottom is someone that can receive at a very intense level.

I believe that's what it is. I'm sure Twitter will be able to film you. There's not really much work required then. You're just taking a pound. Oh, I would disagree, but I think... I would have thought it'd be like, you're active? You're like doing all the work on top of someone's just like post. That's, oh, I've always interpreted it.

I'm sure that might be part of it. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you might be getting fucked in the ass, but you're making it your own. That's how I've always interpreted it. I'm sure that might be part of it. You're, hey, you might be getting fucked in the ass, but you're making it your own. That's how I've always interpreted that. Let me, let me look this up. Urban dictionary, we go, let's go down this rabbit hole. It's one of those talk, yeah, let's do it.

It's one of those terms where I don't know the exact meaning and I've heard it too many times and I'm too embarrassed to ask about it, but you know, let's ask in front of everyone. Yeah, I think you're, I think you're actually, I think you're right, Gavin, I think you're right. I think I was incorrect. So according to Urban Dictionary, not exactly the world's best source.

Well, yeah, power bottom is a dominant bottom. Well, a bottom is usually submissive to his partner. A power bottom enjoys maintaining control over the top and or the penetration, the normally dominant role in gay male sex. Power bottom supposedly have skilled tongues. I don't where that came from. What you see?

I'm so off. So, what's up? You're just flipping us off. I'm just reading like this. That didn't mean to. Sorry, everybody. See, if I was, I think it's a bad name. If I was to think of what power bottom was, it would be someone who's underneath someone's ass,

and they're just going absolutely mental to like plowing them in the us Okay, like a like a pneumatic drill. Yeah, I get you. I get you You see you think they have to be it's a person who's lowest you know what you should do you should start using it in that Context and then eventually get little catch on just tell everybody you're a power bottom and then I have to sleep with a lot of men together They could be a power bottom in a way you're describing. You could be a power bottom in a heterosexual relationship. Don't correct them, don't correct them. Okay, go and tell Meg you want a power bottom. I see what she has to say about that.

It's sad, all right. See what she has to say. Oh, I had some other things I wanted to cover. Beer buds. Okay, here's some I'm really sick of. I probably have talked about some of the podcasts before I'm sure, because it annoys me all the fucking time. When they ask, when you go to,

when you go to buy something. And- It's been bent up for a while. They get you getting that thing and they say, do you want us to email your receipt? E-mailing you your receipt is fucking great. That by default, yes, they should email you, they should email you the receipt. It saves paper,

it delivers it to you. It keeps a record of it and everything. The problem is every fucking company, when you say yes, email me the receipt, they then also put you on their fucking mailing list. And they mail you much stuff. They shouldn't be allowed to do that because it makes people then not want to give their email address ever. Why does it take seven to ten days to be unsubscribe from a mailing list? I don't know what that is about yet. What the fuck is that? I clicked the button. It's a computer.

When you have to sign in using a username and password to unsubscribe from something you didn't sign up for. I know. Pretty damn difficult to unsubscribe from it. Yep. Son of a bitch. I actually think there's laws against that. I really do.

There should be a law against it. Can't just, when you get a receipt, that should be it. How about this? Printed a receipt, semi-nurseed. The worst is, like, I can't, that's not basically sign a waiver that says, I don't want one. That's not a worst is.

The worst is, wait till that. Sometimes when you go and you get an emailed receipt and then you're like, okay, and then like your coupons or whatever start printing out. Like, here you go, like, I didn't want that. And they give you like a long piece of paper this big. Yeah, it's not holding the paper. That I don't want. Yes, that's the worthless long piece of paper this big. I'm holding the paper that I don't want. Yes, that's the worthless part.

There's nothing on there that I want. But the fact that I didn't have the one line of thing that I bought, that doesn't make it, it's still a piece of paper I don't want. I get excited about it. Did you see that guy? I didn't know. You know the coupons?

Whenever I go to HB and I'm like, he'll buy all that stuff. When I see the coupons coming out, I'm like, oh yeah, I'm gonna get some sense of this shit. Around Halloween, you can see the guy who dressed up like a CVS receipt and then when shopping at CVS. And he had like his extra care points. He's like, oh, can you scan an extra care points?

That's awesome. And he's just like ridiculously long. Like he's dragging this giant ass receipt costume with him. It's amazing. I know if I get the longer seat at Waterburger, that means I qualified for a free survey to get a free water Okay. Can I bitch about what a burger for a second? Whoa, you can try whoa really try, but I'll defend them to the day. I love water burger

So would Gus normally this is very surprising. I love water burger and this is like local they have Texas burger. Yeah, they have a rewards program now on the off. Do you use it? No If if you go and you buy something there five times you get a free item Yep, okay, go ahead. You think of what a burger. you get a free item. When you think of Waterburger, what's the free item you think you would get? I would love a burger. I would love a chicken. No burger.

That's why I deleted the app. I was like, oh, what can I get? Not a burger? Fuck off. I only think that because you said item. So usually when you get X amount of something, then you get that thing. When I was younger,

what a burger does is 12 days of what a burger thing around Christmas, where I'm genius. I think it's like, or maybe it's like the 12 weeks, I don't know, essentially, the days leading up to Christmas, you get an email, yeah, no it is every day, you get an email every day that's like, hey, print this out, here's a coupon, it starts off with like, here's a coupon for a medium fry.

Cool. Best day in your life. And the next day, it's like, here's a coupon for a shake. Awesome. And all leads up to my Christmas day, give free water burger. My brother and I, when Christmas, that morning we got up, we did all the Christmas stuff,

we printed out our water burger coupon, we drove to the water burger down at the end of our road. 24 hours per day. 24 hours a day. Then when it was time for lunch, we were like, what do you want? I kind of want a water burger, so we printed out another coupon. We went in, we ate water burger for every meal that day

for free because we had the coupons, and by the third time the guy was like, don't you have like families to be? Christmas day, yeah. It's all three burgers. Hey man, they're, oh, by the way, they also no longer offer the free water burger. I have like families to be Christmas day. Yeah. God. It's all three burgers. Hey man. They're, they, oh, by the way, they also no longer offer

the free what a burger. That's actually a pretty bad ass day. There was a time when I was like 25, I was way too old to do this. I went with my buddy Scott, the dipshit, I was, I was messaging earlier. Oh, I'm intrigued. Dinner, I'm intrigued.

I know, right, he's totally intrigued by that. Did you sell him on dinner, by the way? Did you get back to him? Let me see what he came back with that fucker. All right, let me see. Anyway, no, he never's ply. I fucking hate him. He lost his entry. Don't come to dinner.

The entry is over. What's happening? You know so much too long. You can get medium-fri, cinnamon roll, small shake, honey butter chicken biscuit, or a tequito. Wait, HBCB is a tequito? A tequito, yeah. That's not much.

Well, they're like tacos there. Everyone here loves what a burger. And I guess it's like a local thing for local people. I'm just a fat ass. Where's the get? What a burger. Sucks, dude. That is not a good, it's not good.

Audible gas. It's not good from the controller. Yeah, people were, people have turned. You know that burger I had the other day wrapped in the foil? That's a good burger. Hilbert's. Yeah, that's a good burger. Hilbert's a soda.

That's the way to the letter and shit. He shut the one down by me. Butterburger place. What a burger tastes like indigestion. No, that's cold. It tastes like what Hilbert's a silver. The other way is the letter and shit. He shut the one down by me butter burger place. What a bug it tastes like in the chest. No, that's cold. It tastes like what? It tastes like what? It's just like it just rises on you.

There's a Hilbert right there. Oh, this one's just your camera. It sounds like that's fucking user error. You're doing it right there. I just shove it down my gullet. What's wrong with that? Now, you need to savor it. Ah, savor nothing.

It's just meat. The best burger in town though, you say. The best burger in town though, you say. A average bug, mighty fine. Dude, fuck five guys. I've never had mighty fine. I agree with you, fuck five guys. Oh, do you sell favorite, go get five guys after the podcast.

Peace areas. No, sorry, go get mighty fine. Go get mighty fine after the podcast. Go get mighty, uh, the problem is that it's only like up at Arbor Walker in Sonset Valley for a burger. It is the only thick burger that I like. Like, I like thin like McDonald's style, like thin patties. Yeah, I think that's burger for a burger.

I don't like the thick, people do that. I'm like, I hate burgers and barbecue's that people make is they're always fucking huge thick. Yeah, I'm with you totally. Too much juice, just what? It makes it look breadless. Also, it's like then it's like overcooked on the outside and undercooked on the inside.

And you bite into it and it drips all down your arm and it goes and you're like, that's the best, you're like, what is that juice? It's like attacking barbecue with just like fuck utensils, you should fucking go with that media's juicy burger. You're like, that's the best, you're like, what is that juice in my sleep? It's like attacking barbecue with just like, fuck you tensils, you fucking go with that media's, juicy burger, you're like, yes,

this is disgusting, and I'm an animal. That's how you should approach a fucking hamburger. I love this. I love this thing. I love this thing. I love this thing. Speaking of coupons, my define will send you a coupon

for a free hamburger on your birthday. So you just change the old birthday every day? I'm not giving anybody my birthday. Who the fuck knows what they're gonna do with that? Give me a free burger, that's a fuck you care about. I get a forward a burger. You might have been cloned at both Says the guy who thinks LA is not a tourist destination. Oh, hey, what's that? Dude, it's me. I got some shit. I don't want to go to hell. No, who would go on to go to LA? Who wants a free hamburger? We're a fucking fat guy. I don't want to give out my information. That's all I'm saying. I'm not sitting over here with my fucking modicul and my top hat.

You said I'm turning down some burgers. I said I'm modicul and top hat. That's what you said. That's quite funny, fine wearables. I would pay three bucks not to give out my birthday. What? Ever knows it. I don't wanna give out my birthday to fucking mighty fine.

They don't need my birthday. They don't need it. They can Google it. I'm going to sat, they could, but they won't. I will. I have to give it up for my fucking free burger, like a chump. So I'm going to Seattle this week, I'm going tomorrow, and I'll be there for one day.

What you do? Oh. You know where I'm gonna go eat? Oh yeah. Where am I gonna go eat? Burger Master. Can't fucking wait to go to burger master. Burger Master is so good.

Burger Master. Is it more than one location or is it just that one out there in Kirkland? No, there's another one. But I only go to the one that's the drive in place. I went to one like a cross town. It was just like, it looked like an old Arby's. You notice there's a lot of restaurants that looked like they took over an Arby's

and it's a really specific look. Like Hilbert's was really weird. The Hilbert's by my house took over the super old school Taco Bell. Oh, right. Remember, you still looking missions? Yeah, yeah. That's what it was in by my house, but then they old school Taco Bell. Remember, you still looking missions? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what it was in by my house,

but then they moved and now they're over here by the studio. Yeah, I love it, I love it, that we're so close to it. That's absolutely going to Burger Master, I can't wait. That leads me into another discussion too, and I'm glad Miles is on the podcast. Yeah, go on, yes please. So, I'm glad in general that Miles on the podcast.

Not for some specific dumb reason, you're about to. I'm calling you, I'm calling. I'm calling my defiant burgers Twitter. I'm gonna call you out about something. Listen, you're actually going right down this road with me. Gonna call miles out a little bit. And I hate to judge the way that other people use Twitter. Oh, I use it way too much.

So miles retweeted the fact, or that was a call. Like, tweeted the fact that pizza hut followed him today. I'm so excited. Why the fuck do people get excited when they interact with brands on Twitter? Why does that really assign people? I find it all hilarious. I'm gonna have. Why the fuck do people get excited when they interact with brands on Twitter? Why does that really define people? I find it all hilarious. When did you go there attention?

I find it more than I think that's super funny. I think it's super funny that I can tweet at pizza. And tweet that and treat pizza like a person go, hey pizza, how you doing, sweetheart? And then whoever runs Little Seasers Twitter will go, whoa, what about us? And then I go to go, Little Seasers babe, you know I still love you too.

It's fucking fun to me. I love doing it little Caesar's babe, you know I still love you too. It's fucking fun to me. I love doing it. I got this from Brian Weck, who runs the Game Grumps and Starbomb Twitter accounts. That do does it with fucking Wendy's and like, yeah Ninja Brian. And we just had a conversation that we're just like, it's just fun pretending that Wendy's,

that it's Wendy, you're texting Wendy and being like, yeah, Wendy girl What's going on man? I get that never frozen what's the retreating when they follow you? I just I don't know man. It makes me super happy. All right, so dumb. All right I'm happy because all that because none of it means anything at all But you know how you always get off to people when they like yeah, yeah go at you on Twitter because of something You said but you could say whatever you want on Twitter. That's so commiles No, I agree with that. I'm totally backing off. I'm just I just I'm literally I'm not trying to

I just want to know I just want to know why do people get so excited? Little Caesars only follows five hundred fifty six people Fuck no way Sorry, they fed me this weekend. They fed me this weekend. Did you see the speed of little Caesar? Did you see that story that came out of couple we did that the little Caesars founder had been pound Rosa Parks season himself hidden pain Rosa Parks rent for like the last 23 years small season did it fucking side chick sorry yeah you feel good about that Super cool people didn't know about it. I don't know. I'm gonna live for that one A couple years ago anyway, he passed away. I thought that was really cool that it was like for decades dude

Rosa Parks out lived him is Rosa Parks alive. I believe so. I feel like she was old in the 60s She was she was 81 and 94 Rosa Parks no, she died 2005. Okay 81 in 94 Rosa Parks. No, she died 2005. Okay, rest in peace Rosa Parks Yeah, I'm very good for for a long time. He would pay her rent I guess she had gotten robbed at one point when she was 81 So he got her an apartment and just paid for it. That's top. That's awesome It's very cool. I'm never gonna make fun of little Caesar's ever again Get that hot and ready and you know that you you're hot ready

Yeah, man, I was talking about with the fully casual guys and it's like the hot and ready and you know that you're hot ready. Well, yeah, man, I was talking about with the full of the casual guys and it's like the hot and ready thing. Just kept coming up again and again and again. So such a funny and such a great. Oh, I get my hot and ready. Oh God, I walk in, I'm like, yo, you got a pepperoni hot and ready? She's like, yeah. Dude, actually when the match was growing up,

it was like when they got little seizures, it was a big deal. What is those? It's like $5 pizza. It's like you go in and the pizza's already ready. Yeah. But after order it, you don't have to wait, you go in. Double daves?

Well that's a buffet. Double daves of a phase. This is a, this is a, you are going to go into this place, pay $5 for a pizza that's been sitting on either heat lamp and you're going to fucking like it. I mean, that's what you know you go to little seasons where they have like all these other like, oh get a supreme. It'll only take no. I'm here for immediate pizza.

I mean, for $5. Less than a pizza is good. Yeah. So they're like, they have like all these other like, oh, get a supreme, it'll only take no. I'm here for immediate pizza. I mean, for $5. For $5. Yeah, so they're like, they have left over. They have one of the, one of my favorite commercials ever. It's like, are you the guy, are you the most impatient guy in the world?

It's the guy who's just driving, honking his horn. And like, you get out of his car. It's like, if you don't have any time to waste, you know, we've got pizzas ready right now. No, man, that's what you go there for. Yeah. I remember that was like, I, when I was younger,

I like went to some like youth church Yeah. I remember that was like, when I was younger, I went to some youth church thing, like it was like some, it was a thing where a Christian rock band would come. It wasn't church, it was like cool youth church. And I was my favorite part of it, my favorite part of it was at the end. I knew I was getting a hon ready.

Oh man, you know what? I should've just said little seizus pizza. Yeah, I really, I'm gonna church and get hon ready. I find myself in another power bottom situation. I know the kid, I'm like, to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod.

I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod.

I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod.

I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna try to get a hot rod. I'm gonna swear all the time. I swear like a fuck. Honestly, it was me. I went I swear a lot and then she was me like, yeah, yeah, you do. You do. Well, it's okay. I love you. It's okay. Raise you that way, Miles. Absolutely not. So, so I learned it from this building. I swear way less in content than I do in real life. I've noticed that. That's right, true. I try to not answer. I don't think you ever ordered a single curse word in any of your slow-mo guys videos. Is that correct? Oh, no, never.

We can't believe it. Oh, do you? Yeah. Well, that's more like kids watching that more. Oh, your thing is like super, super family friendly, which is good. It's good. Because it doesn't need to be that for it to be

obviously very interesting. You know, people watch it, you know. I would say too, it's good. Cause it doesn't need to be that for it to be obviously very interesting, you know, people watch it, you know. I always think too, it's like Gavin's, his ability to make slow-mo guys is incredible. You're like a savant at two things. I don't know how you do the exposure for massive explosions. He also can take what is essentially a 20 or 30 second video

and make it compelling and interesting to watch over eight minutes. Not many fucking people can do that, you know? Well, yeah, most of the videos are just like, here's the thing we're gonna do. We did it. There it was. It's hard to make that last more than a minute when you actually think about it. Right.

No, it really is. It's a film-a-load of photo. And like a load of banter. You also have a unique problem. You also have a unique problem. And I'd love to see your audience get more involved with this, where Gavin's content in particular, Slamo Guys, has a very unique problem in the online content world, in that Gavin's content

is very gif-able. You can take it, just turn it into a gif, and then it gets posted everywhere, and it's like, why not just link his video? You know what I mean? You can even link with a timestamp if you want to. It's like, I get that gif's are easy to share, but somebody's going through the trouble

of making a gif from a video. It's like, loading a video is like 10 times faster Loading a gift yeah, there's some sites where you're like oh my god It's just give it's just give loading did it break? Oh no, it's a fucking 70 megabyte That was a time where that was a vine account that someone just made of just my clips that had way more followers than like all of us combined And it was just clips of wow all on vine anyway not like not like that real social media I get you so you don't swear real social media. I get you. So you don't swear on those videos.

I saw you, you were, you went to go do, yeah, some sort of, was it an appearance on TV and you were tweeting about how like, oh, I mean, to make sure not to say any of these words. How often was that midnight maybe? I don't think it was at midnight. It was something recent. It was a good news thing.

It was a good news thing. It was a live, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I think I did something live and I was like, yeah, I can't say this kind of thing. How would it was? Have you tried earnestly tried going an entire day without swearing? I've realized it's hard.

I learn on that episode of fan service. It's hard. I said fuck once and it's all coal gallons full. But, but it's a lot like I spoke significantly less on that entire episode because I would start to go and go, wait, how? Just imagine that you'll sweet old grandmother's listening, and she's right here. Could we all go the rest of this podcast with us?

I think of only I will. I've only apologized for swearing once, and it was just recently, really, that Cameron can remember, was, I was on Hank Green had me on a podcast. I got a lot of respect for Hank Green. We were just talking about something, and I forget what I even said, but it was like,

you know, people approach it this way, and then there's, of course, people who come in, they do it differently, but they do it differently in a way that just kind of fucks it up for everybody else. I was like, I stopped and I was like, oh, I was like, Hank, I'm really sorry. For real, I was like, what do I do? But it was like this weird moment of like,

I felt, I apologize to him for swearing. I don't think it was actually a shit. I feel like you don't want to swear in front of people who are smarter than you. Yeah, that's a good call. That's a good call. You're saying hang green to smarter than me? No, I'm saying I never swear.

I'm saying that, hang green to smarter than me. It's a nice comeback, but I see. It's a good... I feel like I missed an opportunity earlier. I should have mentioned something that I'm going to be on this week's episode of Enjoy the Show, the new show by John Reisinger that nobody watches. Wow.

Fucking brutal. We are. I hear it anymore, Danny. I'm murdering Reisinger on these other podcasts, but it's shitting all over him left and right. Reisinger makes the science show? Go ahead. No, Enjoy the Show.

It's out Wednesday for first members, so. That was pretty good. Can I mention what we talk about? Where did we talk about the new FX TV show Legion? So I should have mentioned it earlier when we talked about... What is Legion about? Like Roman Legion stuff? It is about the comic book character Legion. I don't know what.

Yeah, like Professor X's schizophrenic stuff. Well I'm glad you made sure you could talk about that. Hey, is the villain in... Legion's a really good TV show, by the way. Is the villain in Logan supposed to be some kind of like interpretation of cable? You got to spoil it. No matter what.

Why? What? Everybody's can see in the thing, the guy's got a robot arm. Oh, you calling him the villain? Yes. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, you're fucking it up. I'm talking about the dude who's in the trailer.

It's like, I don't read the late Jen Wolverine comics. I always like Wolverine more than I like Logan. I thought Logan was like too broody for me. You know, all that stuff. Like the weapon X and all that stuff. You didn't say bud enough. Bad. He burned.

Bub. Bub. So did he, Jack, when at any point in the whole like 17 years that he was that character in 10 appearances? Did he ever wear the Wolverine yellow costume? The one from the cartoon. He referenced it. I mean, he said like, at least it's not yellow,

it's spanked next to it. Yeah, that was the first movie, right? He didn't even wear, he didn't even wear, he should have bunged it on just once. Well, there was the yellow one with the like the tiger stripes, but he didn't even wear the classic brown one

with the, you know, the, he never wore that. I mean, that Wolverine was in that hundreds of issues. I never wore a mask. Yeah, never wore a mask. I'm gonna do a bob. He was Logan the whole time.

Hey, does anyone remember who was cast as Wolverine years ago? Doug Ray Scott. I was trying to remember that the other day. The guy from Hitman. Doug Ray Scott. I'm gonna see if I can look this dude up. And he was like, one of the things about Wolverine,

the comics is Wolverine is short, super short. He's like five foot two. And Doug Ray Scott, the six feet tall. Okay, well never mind, I thought Doug Ray Scott was shorter than that. Anyway, it doesn't really matter, but you know, Wolverine was in the comics his way shorter. Wolverine is way cooler than an actual Wolverine. Yeah. I thought like wolf man, which is a badass wolf. A Wolverine is just like a ming-in-little

possum thing. They're mean though. They're ferocious. It's so cool too. But badgers are worse. And like, I think they're like, they're like, they're very similar, aren't they? They're pretty cool. Badger that'd be such a different. It's like, it's also to like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park, like an actual velociraptor was like the size of a chicken. Yeah. Spielberg was like, that's a fucking way cooler name. Blow it up. Well, I think they just didn't know.

Yeah, they're both from the Weasel family. They're both Weasel's. Whenever I think of Wolverine's, whenever I think of Wolverine's, I was thinking of Red Dawn. Oh, yeah, Wolverine. Yeah. Wolverine. No, I see, whenever I saw Red Dawn, I fell out of the comic

because I just love the ex-comment. I thought Steve Mutchin was funny in that. See that was, that's what made me think. Tell me about it. What was it? No, he ever seen Logan. Steven Merchants in it. That surprised.

A little bit of a surprise. But that character, I knew who that character was. And I was like, oh, I wonder if that's their interpretation of this character. And I was thinking about it. I wonder if that's their interpretation of this character. And I was thinking about it. And then the villain guy shows up with the robot arm, which is in the fucking trailer. And I thought, oh, and they confirmed my thought

that the Steven Merchant character was who it was. So I thought, oh, is this supposed to be like some kind of weird version of cable? But I realized in the comic, there might be a character that's this dude with the robot arm. Who apparently Steven Merchant, his character has already been in this universe of movies.

His character has, but he didn't play it. It wasn't Steve much. Okay, got it. Yeah, see, I agree with that. I also, all the X-Men movies at some point just kind of blend together. I know it's like two timelines, anyway. Yeah, we're watching the movie and Ashley says to me, she goes, well, this movie's not canon.

I go, what do you mean? We're watching it. Right now, it's on screen. She's like, yeah, but they said that this movie's not canon. It's like, what? Miles, it's a writer. You can't put something out intentionally saying it's non-canonical, can you?

I think, I feel like that's a argument of semantics. I feel like there is saying that this is part of a certain storyline, like this could be, oh, this movie takes place out of this other long going storyline that is a part of this movie series. It's still its own canon though. It's still like, that has to, I'm not gonna say MacTaz in the same medium.

It's still so marvel in front of the movie, right? I would just say that to make a non-cononical thing of that magnitude. It's like you make the whole movie that the very end is like two seconds or so, it's JK. And that's all JK. Or just a guy comes out of the end of the movie and goes, or did.

April fools. Yeah, that, that, it's on the screen. It's canon. It's gotta be. So Gavin and I, I talked about in the vlog last week. Gavin and I have, we're gonna do that video, we're gonna do the video right after this.

So, you wanna go to a bar? Yeah, I'll go to, you wanna go bar and do that video? I don't think that feels good. No, I don't do the video there. Say, you wanna go for a bed later? I'll go for a bed with you. Are you intrigued?

No, oh, you haven't done it later, all right? I can have a bed. Yeah, well, I'm having a bed with that. Gavin might speak Gavin. Gavin invited me out somewhere and I can't go. You just like, like, at the beginning of the podcast, I was like, oh, you did a bet. Is he gonna bring your copper mug?

I'm okay. The boss have the copper mugs. Oh, okay. I'm okay. I really am. Yeah, I was just gonna off that just in case. No, everything's fine. Everything's fine.

I just have to like... Leaf blows. You know, March is gonna be a long month. April's gonna be a long month. And it's just like, let's just, let's go. Let just have to like- Leaf blows. You know, March is gonna be a long month, April's gonna be a long month, and it's just like, let's just, let's go. Let's get on the path and move, buddy. Let's do it.

All right, well, let's wrap this up. No. Now, speaking of, let's just do it. Let's go eat water- All right, I thought that was cute for them to do something to me. I can't live like this to you. He's so nervous.

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