Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie Ticks Off Millennials… Again - #402

Episode Date: November 15, 2016

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock Hey everybody welcome to this week's Rooster Teeth podcast, brought to you by Audible, Me Undies, and Warby Parker, my favorite of the parkers, maybe next to Peter Parker, might be a good one. I'm Bernie Burns. I'm Chris. I'm Gavin.

I'm Ashley. And Gus is absent this week. So Gus went to Australia for what, two weeks? All right, let's talk about this. To why did Gus go to Australia? What was the point of that? You're going to hide this video. You mean theoretically? My understanding is that we know what he said.

He wants to scout locations or something. What? Check the venue for the next RTA. Well, here's, I'm kind of confused. I thought the venue's not done yet. I thought the venue, because it's in the brand new convention center in Sydney in Kingsworth, like right there, Darling Harbor. We hadn't announced it yet, but okay, good. Not kidding. Don't do that, don't do that.

That's what I'm gonna do every time I talk about RTX Sydney. I mentioned who's going. Like I mentioned, I announced you. I didn't realize that. You announced? I announced you by accident without not knowing. I said Ashley was gonna be going to... Let me ask you this. Sydney with me. Why are you so bad at your job?

Did you just tell me, hey, will you tweet about RTX? They don't tell me. Then as soon as I put the tweet out, they're like, oh, you see a fuck this up and you fucked that up. I'm like, well, give me the tweet. And then I'll just rewrite it, you know? Well, it's hard to know that when you know, like everyone, everyone internal knows stuff.

And it just gets really easy when you're having a conversation with people, it seems hard to, when you know like all the, like everyone internal knows stuff and it just gets really easy when you're having a conversation with people, it seems like everyone knows. And you forget what's the part that we know that other people don't know. And then we do live content like this, live. Right. And there's something you've worked

like me long enough. I went through a phase where I said that people could not say to me anymore the phrase, don't you remember we talked about this? I'm like, if it's not in the email, it doesn't fucking exist. Because people would do that all the time. It's like, oh, we're shooting this thing downtown,

you're supposed to be here. It's like, nobody told me I'm supposed to be there. No record of supposed to be there. Like, well, don't you remember we talked about it? Yeah, we talked about it. It was on Monday and you were like, oh, I don't want to go downtown on Wednesday. I'm like, what the fuck is that?

It's like a two second conversation. It's like, that's not the way you run a production or something similar like that. So we went through a phase where people were not allowed to say, don't you remember we talked about this? I remember you guys really liked it when we started using call sheets. Mm-hmm.

Very excited about it. It's taken me a long time to figure out how to read a call sheet. They're very complex. All right, somebody explain what a call sheet is actually go. Okay, a call sheet is a thing that the people who are working on movies like the organizational people Sunda to say you turn up at this time at this place and you turn up at this time in this place And here's where the nearest hospital is just in case you understand And get it like it like eight o'clock the night before and it's like says it you need to be here at eight o'clock And at this place and be ready to go to set by nine.

Which really isn't your responsibility. I have show up at time. I've been the recipient of maybe 500 cool sheets in my life. And my reaction is always the same. Ah. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is.

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And it's two hours away. Yep. Well, you've had some weird things like in the US, when you're on a production, if it's a union production, then they have turnaround times, where if you're done at 11, you can't start till, and I don't know if the top of my head, but we wouldn't be able to start to like one o'clock

the next day because we stopped at 11 p.m. So you start early in the week on the Monday, whatever your first day of shooting for the week is, and then slowly over the course of the week, you get later and later or later start time because you run late at night, and then by the end of it, you're shooting at night. Like you come to set at 11 p.m. and you're done at seven,

and then it kind of resets over the course of the weekend. Or you had like what you do with laser team because so much of it was shot at night where you're pushing it, pushing it further and further and further and further and further night till they're like, well, we start in the morning now so everyone have the day off. And that was the time that we would see you.

Yeah, well, his thing though, there were times in the UK when you were working on commercials. There were times Gavin, you shot for like 36 hours straight, right? Yeah, it wasn't that long. It was like 26. That's crazy. I remember my cool time was 8 a.m

And I shot around 9 a.m. the following morning. Wow, and I just sat around for a day With my thumb in my ass waiting to do the slow-mo shot. How I mean did you get paid a lot for having to summon your ass that long? Yeah, after 10 hours Plus lunch, so 11 hours you get time and half and after midnight it was triple time So you get like a full days wage at triple time you can and it's great because you can see everyone getting all like grumbly that They're still at work and it's like 9 p.m. Like Then as soon as it goes over midnight everyone's like Just hanging out immediately people go and take a dump

Because you get paid a lot for those dumps after midnight. So everyone's just holding it Well, I mean, it's like fun things, you gotta say it's like, just took a shit, made of 90 pounds, it was great. When you were making an hourly wage before you got any kind of salary position or anything, what's the highest hourly rate that you ever got? I think the highest I ever earned was,

I think I got seven bucks an hour. I was the highest paid on my section for a bunch. Eight bucks an hour. I got a bunch an hour. I was the highest paid on my section for a budget. Eight bucks an hour. I got a bucks an hour. I worked my way from three pounds, not you three to six pounds, 50, and I was, and then I quit. That's an adequate amount.

Let's see, I started at like, 250, because I was working in a restaurant. Yeah. And then I think I went up to 425, my next job. That was, I think, the one where I was selling swords, and I was like, how much, how much did you make? I like, you know, 425. 425?25. 425. You were selling swords? Hell yeah. Is that a metaphor? No. I was like, I sold actual, I mean, it's a metaphor and they were like, shittiest

sword. Do you know about swords now? Like, you're like, Google, that's a cemetery. I can be like, I can be like, this is the Hercules sword. This is the Zena sword and this one is from Marvel. What I never heard of this one is from the world. What I never heard of this job. What's this job you did? It was like a kiosk in a food court in a mall. I'm pretty sure they sell cell phone cases there now. Who's cell phone cases and a sword?

Absolutely nobody. I didn't. I thought she only made four. It didn't last that long. I bet. Well, Ashley's first job, I love her first job. She worked, Ashley, can I tell you where people were you're from? You may.

She's from rural Utah, basically. She's like, she would drive 40 minutes to get to school every day over like at the top of a mountain. This is not a joke. She's just mountain-passed. Hey, I had two choices I can take, the canyon, or I could take the pass. Those, like, one of her classmates,

like at least once a year drove off the pass, and then it could be a crash and die. Well, they didn't always die Just sometimes usually I mean usually they know that things like yeah, they fell off the pass Yeah, I was like it was like oh for her to get over every day. Oh, oh that turn oh yeah, okay And like suddenly it all makes sense. Yeah, but she worked that road's very safe now, and I feel like a pussy driving on it What's that like they've widened it now Now there's all these really hardcore guardrails and whatever I drive it, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm pussy. That's life's not a night bullshit. But her first job she had, she worked in a mine themed restaurant, like a mine cart themed restaurant, and she was the dessert girl. What was the name of the place?

It was the Oaks. It was like a riverside restaurant in the canyon. Like the only part that was wide enough to have both a road and a restaurant. And uh, yeah, I got it was the dessert girl. So I dished out ice cream, ate ice cream, dished out cake, ate cake, and then just like, it's not going to be much of other food. I- That's a kush gig even for 250 and every year. It was real sweet. I was not complaining. Correigning off the road and smashed through the restaurant. That happens. No, no, that was,

you're thinking of the past. This was the canyon. Totally different. They feel like they go through the canyon when the past is closed, which is yeah, they did close the past and they'd be like, it's gonna add 15 minutes to my commute to school. There's a weird thing though, when you commute, like if you drove 40 minutes in a car, you're like, this is a really long time.

But if you drive that 40 minutes every day, it just gets to be no big deal. Like it's just part of your routine. What's the longest commute you ever had? Man, I grew up in Houston. I think I drove 30 to 40 minutes to go to my high school job at Town and Country Mall in Houston, Texas. I worked at a...

Wait, was this mall named after the magazine? No, but I think town in country was just an expression. It's really sad too. It's like the first mall I ever saw that completely emptied out. Like at four years after I worked there, it was just like clear. It was like a ghost town. You know, it was like really kind of creepy and weird.

But I went, I worked at a company called Houston trunk factory, which is now called Bag and Baggage. And I said- Well, that makes a lot more sense. I sold luggage. And I drove for about 40 minutes of that job. Yeah. Were you a good luggage salesman?

I was pretty good, but it's like, what are those, there's some jobs you can get where it kind of changes your opinion of something. I get a buddy who sold pens, he worked at a pens store. So for the rest of his life, he has to buy these really freaking expensive pens, because he knows all about pens and it's like Oh, that's a shit pen. He just can't lower himself do it. So now when I buy luggage, I like

My my carry on bag that I carry is a $300 bag. I could probably get the same bag for a hundred bucks But I just I know that brand really well and it's great. I mean, I could sell the shit out of pens I'm like this is our finest big you'll notice the ballpoint on the end is Already covered in ink. You don't have that you never had that when you went to work somewhere and it's like you got involved with that Things so much that you never thought you'd be Spending money on the stuff and suddenly you're spending money on this thing you never had a job like that Well, I only buy the finest of swords. That's true. That's true Like now you can like go buy swords. I only watched the finest YouTube videos on the internet. What did Chris and Jevny jobs before?

Yeah, well, in high school I was a, worked at Marble Sib ice cream. Did you really? Yeah, that's like my first job. Just need any little tastes. Oh yeah, all done. Yeah, we'd always come up with weird stuff to eat. You know, like, say how many flavors you can mix

or it's weird stuff. You're an ice cream chef to see that ice cream. You mix it all up where it's like, you know, like with a single blast where you could put like gummy bears in it. And it free like, super negative like 10 or 20 degrees and you throw them against the wall and then they chatter like glass, like tornado style.

No, I didn't know that too much. I was lost. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. So the first time you learned that if you put a marshmallow in the microwave, it like just expands. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I was in Fruit and Veg. I never once ate any fruit of veg while I was there. Even though it was wastage, yeah, I mean, I worked in Fruit and Veg. I never once ate any fruit or veg while I worked there.

Even though there was wastage, like, so at the end of the day, you'd have to like, write off all the crap that in cells out of date, bang it in the, you have to scan it and throw it away. Once, a guy scanned a load of grapes to say it was wastage. Eight one, throw it away, got fired for you, no. What? Get fired for a year?

No, you got five for each of it. Oh really? But eating the grape. Yeah, can't eat the wastage. And then we just throw it away. In France, they have a rule where they have to donate all their waste, all their, That's pretty new though.

Like old food. Yeah, all the grocery stores have to donate them to homeless shelters, don't they? In France, I believe. No, we threw us and it'd been. Yeah. We do the same thing in America, it just goes away. All the food that nobody buys, it's like,

I love it, it's just like, it's only being written off because it's passed the date on the packet. It's not bad, yeah. It's fine. Yeah, it sucks. But sell by date. Yeah.

I don't ever worry about stuff like that. I eat anything. I just look for mold. I don't know, to me it's a mental thing. When I see it's past that date, I'm like, well I don't know, it's a risk. I like the ones to say best by and I'm like So you're saying it's best by this date, but it's probably okay Oh

Things end up in the fridge for like two years. I once found a bottle of ketchup that was expired by two years Yeah, I don't even know how long ketchup takes to aspire. At least a year, probably. Don't you have those cans of food that go through two places with you where you move twice? Yeah, yeah. I love them. I love them.

Oh, this is from 2013. It's like one time I bought sugar cane. What? What? Sugar cane? Not just sugar? No, sugar cane. Aren't those the ones?

Don't you have to squeeze? I didn't know I was like, I wasn't the ghost for sure. Sugar cane. Huh. sugar? No sugar cane. Aren't those the ones? Don't we have to like squeeze the sugar? I didn't know I was like, I was like, I was at the grocery store, it's like sugar cane. Huh, I'm gonna buy this. This will come in handy eventually. So I bought it and then it's like, I was like, I'll eat this next time I want something sweet.

Or if I need to make a book in Minecraft. And I can do that. And then like, you know, like two years later, I was moving and I was like, why do I have sugar cane? Well, I'll, oh, I've never had sugar cane. I'll take it to the next place. Let's see. Just in case, you know, like two years later, I was moving and I was like, why do I have sugar cane? Well, I'm never had sugar cane. I'll take it to the next place. Let's see.

Just in case, you never know when the urge for sugar canes can hit. I would actually subscribe to a service with if I paid like 20 bucks a year, one time someone would just come and take everything from my fridge while I was at work. Just like, higher, higher, burning. I'll come home sometimes and open the fridge to get a snack and there is literally nothing

because he's decided to just go through and have a purge. I do the same thing with my clothes. That's when I start chewing on his arm. Did I ever tell you Chris the time where I found some instant noodles, like called pot noodle in the UK. And they expire, I think around the time

they're expiring like three years after when you bought them. And I found this pot noodles and it was like nine years expired. I think it expired in like the year 2000. Wait, where are at? Just out your house. Yeah, it was like in my bedroom. I think I was keeping it because it was so old. And I just took it back to the store and put it on the shelf with all the other-

What? Where are you just trying to make some life a little more- Yeah, I was really confused someone. They'd be like, all right, what was this? I don't know like this anymore. It was like probably a decade since it'd been in the store and I just really confused someone. I'd be like, all right, what was this? They didn't let this anymore. It was like, probably a decade since it'd been in the store. I just put it back right with all these. It was a sky.

What if someone ate it and died? I don't know, it was funny enough to do it. Probably wouldn't do it now at my current age. See, I hate that because I got, one time I went to the bank and got some money and I got like $180, but the $100 bill they gave me was a super old one. It was expired.

But it was like, no, I had the old, like it doesn't look like that anymore. I had that experience with it. And I'm like, oh, I can't get rid of this. I don't know why I have that. And I carry that, I've been carrying the $100 bill for like three years now. And it's like, I can't spend,

I'm busy wasting $100. Well, that's better than sugar cane. It is a little bit better than sugar cane. That'll buy a lot of sugar cane. But it's crazy. So are you keeping it for a conversation, piece? I don't know. Well, I guess I'm talking about it now,

but now I was doing that. I always keep foreign money just in case. I haven't on me now, I'm sure. Yeah, here it is. I can't wait with me wherever I go. So, Sissy, that's the old school hundred. Look at that thing. Look at that thing.

The thing is, so that looks right to me. What does a hundred dollars look like now? That's like the big, the big bold 100. Yeah, it has the big, big Benjamin Franklin. But I remember, there was an independent face. There was an older one though. I remember being a young man. Yeah, that seems like you're saying that.

That seems like there used to be one that was even different than that. The 100 was smaller. Now they're all colorful and everything too. It's unacceptable. American money's not very exciting. What's that? The colors on, like the new, new American bills that they've put out,

they just look like someone dipped a green dollar bill in Kool-Aid and went, yeah, that's good enough. I think it really, I like the really cool stuff. It's a strong thing, it's a strong thing. Yeah, fuck yeah, I want the plastic stuff. You want that she, Australian money. Yeah, I do. You know, it's different sizes, so blind people know

what denominations they have. Well, in America you have somebody tells you. It's like you're holding up, you're holding the five. Give it up. I'm not sure of it the same way but some reason the English 50 pound note which is now garbage and worth nothing is way too big for any wallet. Like it always folds over the top. Is that the highest in nomination?

Yeah, I've never really carried one out. I've never even seen it and got nomination? Yeah, I've never It creeps out and everyone can see it and go oh yeah Impressed they're actually really rare. They're like this way more rather than a hundred dollar bill India just Just look at look at all that lovely Australian money. It's so bright and colorful and it's got windows and shit And it can go through the laundry no problem because it's plastic The new one they announced has that little window. Instead of that, it's got a clear section.

Like it goes top to bottom, the window. So it's like almost like a clear stripe that runs through about two-thirds of the way. So it's wearing a mid-drift? It's more, yeah, it's like a mid-drift. Let's do a future prediction. What will be the date that the last piece of US currency is printed?

Oh, Jesus. In cash form piece of US currency is printed? Oh Jesus in cash form. What? Oh, would so is this is assuming a Trump reelection? What's our scenario here? Uh, I don't know who knows. I mean, I thought you was going to take at least 100 years. I think what will cause it. I mean, I know that we're moving more and more towards credit. Like I rarely carry cash, but I still feel there's a need for it to exist. All right. I'm already catching shit for carrying a hundred dollar bill I pointing out the fact that I was carrying a hundred dollar bill for a very stupid reason now people are set with me because I had a hundred dollar bill Well do do the appropriate thing and just tear it up Get the fuck out of here. It's no way

It's not a hundred dollars funny. All right stop buzzing me Wait, well, why people annoyed by that? What's the high-didomination having you? I guess so. Yeah. Well, 100 is the highest denomination of currency in the US. I always thought there were bigger ones, but they just don't exist. That's like a good thing.

Well, it would, high smoothies would be a lot less exciting if you could have bigger than $100. Why would it be less exciting? Because you just like pick up little tiny little stack like this and you're like, all right, 100,000, let's go. As opposed to like, when you know in those high smoothies, when they're grabbing those gold bricks, you know, and they're stacking them up

in the back of a truck or whatever, like, ah, we're stealing all the gold bricks. Each one of those gold bricks, I priced it like 10 years ago, each one of those gold bricks is worth about $130,000. And now they're probably worth a quarter of a million each, based on the price of gold and how it's gone up. So what you're saying is we need to go steal a bunch of gold bars.

It's just one of those things, it's like when you seem to do it in a movie, it's like it's a shitload of money. But is a million dollars in cash heavier than gold? Is a million dollars in cash heavier than gold? I'm gonna say no. No, gold is heavier. Gold is heavier, so it's more efficient to nick the cash. More than gold. I'm gonna say no. No, gold is heavy. Gold is heavy, so it's more efficient to nick the cash.

More than, yes. More than space. I have more space. A million dollars is hard to do in terms of space because we take up about half that coffee table. So we know our own only favorite of higher denominations. What's that? Much more can be neat to steal.

Yes, so if you're listening to the podcast, you're planning your heist. Go for the gold stuff There was a dude somewhere Who just got busted for up the butt he took the you go bust it up Yeah, he worked somewhere that had gold it was it was I want to say was the mint Either the mint or like a Or a Fort Knox type place and yeah, yeah got conference trying to smuggle

Gold out his butt risky Google search coming up here. I'm looking up gold up the butt Let's see what we get you probably find the website that makes gold costs of your nails it royal Canadian mint allegedly smuggle 140 g's worth of gold in his butt If you that only one brick What's that? I got one brick up his eye. I imagine the size of those bricks, like maybe he might have had to practice. Oh, just shave off a little bit. Gold shavings.

I thought you were so much shaving his butt. This is awesome. This reads like the world's greatest math problem. Court heard Lester Lawrence of Bar Haven, Ontario, brought several chunks of gold in cookie size, 7.4 ounce nuggets called pucks, to an Ottawa gold buyers outlet where he said he was paid approximately $6,800 per puck,

which totals for the amount that he had about 180 G's worth of gold up his butt. So if the each puck is $6,800, how many gold pucks would you need to shove up your butt? To get 180 Gs. I feel like we need to put this together. Let me get SAT. I just like that they're called butt. Yeah.

There was, I- More bucks for short. And that's where that word came from. Did you take the SAT? Yeah. Did you take the SAT? Yeah. Did you take the SAT? I took the ACT. I took the ACT as well.

Did you take the ACT? It's optional when I took it. We had to take the SAT, but I took the SAT and the ACT. I did. In the future. Listen, no one's talking. I didn't want to involve you in this. You with your British system.

Did he just say OBGYN? Yeah. He pretends like the American system is complicated when he can't even explain it. And blood is, everyone's a freshman. Do you have any idea how many forms you've got? Lots of forms. We have, there's entire YouTube channels dedicated to Gavin Schruz-Wendy.

Oh, Chris, you're about to do so happy. I tasted it. It's so good. This is my favorite beer in the world. Literally, it is your favorite beer. It's only around, like, three months. This beer, if you can get this beer, get this beer, this beer bottle's happiness. I can only get it for like three months and I was devastated.

No, this was in the fridge for extra life. Yeah, like we have to hunt for it all the time. After Christmas, they'll slowly run out of stock. Well, when's the sell by? And we have to try and stock up. Try and find places that'll happen. I might. Buying bulk.

I might. This is a good stuff. The second, like the spring beers start to come in, I get scared. If you ever want to bring Ashley Gift in the event, if you're listening at home, shine your chew beer, or what the hell is that cider you like? Record-Grew-Leggy?

Record-Grew-Leggy? Record-Grew-Leggy. It's a cider. It's made in Europe, but I've only had it, like they import it in Australia and that's where I've had it, they don't have it in the US and it's, they have these amazing flavors, like they've got like a strawberry blueberry and there's like a strawberry lemon, they have a winter one that you can heat up on the stove and drink it warm and it's all cinnamon-y.

It's so good. I'm tempted to move to Europe just so that I can have that kind of alcohol. Really? No. Okay. It's like a billion reasons maybe you're up. You want to move for the record, your leg. I like it. You have your iPad on resting. The iPad is for the ad copy that we have for this evening. Do you want to do an ad? No, I'm good, I'm good. You know, Ashenai though, I had an IPA this week and when I order a beer I basically say,

just give me an IPA, it's like my go-to beer, when I'm out and they're like, well we have, there and I go that one. Like immediately, whatever they start to say, I'm like just give me that, that's fine. I find that even if I try and listen to the list, I'm only thinking of the name of the first one and I'm not hearing all the other options And I even if they get through the entire list I say the first one I tend to be listening for one that I like

Like when the other ones I'm like wait I didn't I didn't actually absorb anything else because I had an Expectation and you didn't meet it. You know, I feel like that goes into so much, like when you see a funny name for a beer, or you see the cool artwork now that have on the side of the six pack. I used to order a cider all the time because it was called dirty granny. There you go. And I could say, go to the bartender

and say, give me a dirty granny. Well, in that place, that place we get to in LA sometimes with Colton, I always get the ginger minge. Right, probably not the best drink. Because you're like, saying, I order in the ginger minge. It's funny, it's thing. Cause you're like saying, let's say in order in the ginger minge. It's funny, it's like, you don't realize

the book could even go into that. Yeah. It's like, when you judge a book by its cover, same kind of a thing, the cover of a book is like, it actually sells more books than anything else. You know, the cover of video games sold me for a really long time too. Not, not that it's digital, I'm at a loss.

I used to spend a lot of time just in the aisle at stores looking at me like, that's so cool. Look at the gloss on that and buying it and then deciding whether or not it was worth the box. Same thing at block. That's how I bought Tari. I already used to have the best ones. They were like abstract paintings

so all the games were fucking blocked. Okay, I'm thinking mostly, I'm thinking mostly like the old PC games. Remember when they were in boxes this big? And you had to be like really fucking upset at Tomb Raider because for some reason they wanted to sell a box It was shaped like this and it didn't fit on the shelf ever no No, it's fucking travesty just let me tell you what what what don't you judge by the cover? So something it's like you don't judge by the cover People Yeah, I know I do I judge by the cover. Is there something that's like you don't judge by the cover? People. People.

Yeah, I know. I do. I absolutely do. I actually would say, would you rather be super smart or really good looking? Like, like top.1%. And she was like, good looking. If you're that good looking, everyone will pretend you're that smart. Well, here's the thing though. How how much people aren't the happiest people. That is true. Also that. It's too much to know and like too much sadness

to get the end up. Yeah, so, so like how smart are you, are you equally dumb? No, just not it. Just you can just starting with who you are today, would you want to be like top 0.01% smart? Smartest person in the world are best looking person. Okay, question is, I'm already both is this based on Westworld so I have a talk later what attributes?

Well, we can't do we do want to give spoilers for that? No, no, I mean I just think I know that they have like they're based on A very attributes like that's how they build them right so imagine dragging one all the way to the top in your in your AI Yeah, but I didn't like all the attributes for the characters. What would your attributes for a robot be? When you're building an AI that doesn't know what's an AI, what would your attributes be? They'd stop, put that bar to 10 for a day to the robot. I get to dance and robot and play the game out of the fridge.

Hmm, I wonder. No, no. I get a dance robot and cleaning out the fridge. I wonder. No, no, he's. We should go home and watch Westworld tonight. We're not going to talk about anything, but he was telling me that he wanted to start a conversation with Westworld, which means we should catch up. Yeah, I caught up instead on walking dead. And sometimes, and this is one of those periods in walking dead, when you get caught up, you're like, what did I catch up on? What happened? It's like, I have no idea. Last three episodes of Walking Dead are just, I can't even tell you over the course of any one of those episodes, what happens. It's like all one big long episode.

What's the world is really good? I think I like it more than Game of Thrones. It's very slow, though. It's, yeah, I wish they were more sword fights. Sword fighting well, the girl. Or, you know, I don't know, pushing kids out of windows. I am. Like that, there's-

Don't do it, we need to have a talk. There's, I mean, you know, there's a certain lowering of stakes when people can't really die. Yeah, but- Yeah, but, I mean, there's still danger. Well, there's still danger, but there's not mortal danger. I mean, you could ride your fake horse off a cliff by accident. That's true, assuming the fake horse would let you ride off a cliff.

We did, if you really said in Westworld, we did an entire post show dedicated to Westworld. Yeah, that was for, it was a post show for the patch, actually, because we were specifically talking about how it's like the best video game adaptation out there. It is. It's like that, that world is like you're in an MMO all the time. You have quest givers and everything else. What do you think about Westworld as compared to that immersion that we did? The Fallout one?

The sniper one. Sniper. The sniper, I mean, hit man. I would actually compare it to the Fallout one. Because it was like, it was that same kind of like I was just like, open world. And it's like, just go. Find whatever.

Oh god, there's no intersees with stuff. Yeah, oh you have to do this yeah yeah I shot Tyler by accident that easily happened in the show we're in a game it's a really good show I really do like it I like it as well I like it more than I was expecting to I do wish they'd pick it up a little bit in terms of just the pacing of each episode but overall I really like it and it to me, it's very well poised to take over a wear game with RunSleves off. Hmm.

Because it's, I mean, it's pretty clear that's what they're building it up to be, right? Well, you know, they just showed Westworld on Friday. They showed it at the driving theater. That's right next door to our studio here. The movie? The original one with Yulebrenner. Yeah.

And there is another movie in that series from back in the late 70s, yeah, future world. So they could do another one. Then theoretically, I believe they even set up in future world, if I remember correctly, other worlds they have, like medieval world, and stuff like that. Which is basically just Game of Thrones.

Go basically, it's like Game of Thrones, you wait three years, and then people are like, I really like the nights and stuff. Where's the dragons and stuff? There we go. I mean, it's not the thing is you're gonna get to, you're gonna get to the end of Game of Thrones and someone's gonna be like congratulations you won.

And then they log off, it turns out it was part of it all along. You know what made me watch Walking Dead? And get caught up on Walking Dead. What? Was one of the actors that have followed tweeted, go, hey thanks for the great messages everybody's been sending me. Thanks for watching the show. I'm like, did he just die?

Did he just die? Shit. And then I like, I got off Twitter and like caught up on it. I'm like, oh, he didn't die. Spoiler, one of the characters didn't die. So I was like, you motherfucker, why'd you do that? Because that show, it's like, you never know. If you see a walking dead character

on the cover of a magazine, they're probably got off in some way. I would say that Westworld is gonna be a great show to watch again when it's done. Really? I think so too. Speaking of things that you should watch, and then I would consider watching again,

is probably a movie like Arrival. Have you guys... Is Arrival or Thought Arrival? It's just Arrival. I thought it was the Arrival as well, and went back and looked it up and it's just arrival. If you guys see anything like that. No, that's funny.

You said that because I was talking to Michael about it. He said he loved it, but he doesn't think it's a movie he'll ever see again. I said the exact same thing. Really? I feel like once you know the ending, you don't need to see it again. No, I want to, because I feel like I want to go back

and knowing the end point, see how it all comes together. I want to go back and see the constructions. I'll see it. Well, you know, it's also, it's based on a popular, I don't know if it's a short story, novella called The Story of Your Life when it's, it's, and I was just recently reading that on Kindle, because I like the movie arrival so much. I just, I'm downplaying a lot just because I think

you should go see it. It's a really tremendous movie. I would highly recommend that even before going to see Dr. Strange, which I'm still only seen the first hour of. Should I see it in a movie theater? I think you should just go see it. Okay, that's all I'm saying.

You should just go see it. That's it. It's a very well crafted story. But it's also a lot about like linguistics and everything. You have to be super into that. Super smart, like top 1%. Or if not, you don't have to be that smart. You could be the prettiest person

so I can enjoy this movie. That's what I'm saying. You can do it. And if you don't have time, well, if you can't go see the movie, you could always just buy the book or read the book or you could read audio book. I'm sorry, you don't have time to watch it. Now, I'll show you our movie. You should read the book or you could read audio book. I'm sorry you don't have to have to watch it without a movie. You should get the book.

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So you know just about that cover. I was just about saying I don't judge on you books by the cover But she was like I don't judge people and then she went off with some tangent I like if the audience say that the audience wouldn't think of anything of it You could then go back and be like fail the tempt They don't often fail but that one that one that one fell a little flat I just don't like it. You really have put me off judging books by the cover because There really isn't one anymore. Yeah, the little thumbnail you get on Amazon is nothing so now it's pretty much all The the synopsis and then like the top three reviews from customers

She reads a lot of books. I read a lot. She finished two books this weekend. Yeah, I did. Well, one of them I was just finishing a book that I had started. The other one was, oh God, I think I'm half dead. You know what, I'm just gonna read some Terry Pratchett

all day long. And really, who wouldn't? Did you read them back to back when we were reading two books at once? So I read all the way through the Terry Pratchett book and then I went back to another one that I had been reading, picked it up and finished it. I can see that to be two books at once. You, so I read all the way through the Terry Pratcha book, and then I went back to another one that I had been reading, picked it up, and finished it. I can say that to be two books at once.

You were reading a book, and then you read another book in the middle. You know, I don't do that often. A not unless a book feels a little bit like work, where I'm curious to see where it goes, but I'm not gripped by the whole thing. I'm one of those first, if I read the first page, I've got to go all the way through to the end.

I had a friend in high school named Todd Bauer. He's a fucking lunatic. That motherfucker. He would do the craziest thing. He would determine if he wanted to read a book. We would be at the bookstore, Walden books. He'd pick up a book and he'd read the last paragraph. I'm like, holy shit. Yeah, that's crazy behavior, right? Yeah. That's what a crazy person does. How many people is he killed? Because, that's crazy behavior, right? Yeah! That's a bit of crazy person, don't you? How many people is he killed? Because... That's crazy behavior.

There's something wrong with that shit. Yeah, and so I was like, I can't get down that. So I read the first page, and then I know in the first page, if I'm sucked in in that first page, and then if I am, I'm this there all the way through the end. I know some people... No other books in between. I know some people who will be watching shows,

while they're watching it, they're gonna look at PDF and read what happens. Ahead of what they're watching it, they're gonna look at PDF and read what happens. Ahead of what they're watching. Chef, you said they have a lost. I actually kind of like the moment I got home from watching the arrival, I downloaded the book and was reading it and there is an audible version of it. Actually, when I went to go get the Kindle version of it,

it also offered to send me the audible.com version of it as well. So there actually is a recommendation if you don't have time to see the rival, you can just play it in the car and stuff like that. Yeah, we've done a lot of audiobooks when we're driving. I also oddly enough, I actually really like if I'm running out somewhere and I can't have a TV in front of me, which is always a real hardship, I like to have an audiobook. I will say this, the story seems to be constructed differently than the movie is such that and I don't know just having seen the movie, it changes my perspective

on the story, but it just seems to be constructed differently. I would recommend the movie and then go see the book, go read the book or listen to the book on audible.com. I mean, that's generally if you if you're not familiar with the property, I would generally say, go see the movie, enjoy it, be impressed by it, and then go read the book, and really enjoy it. There's one difference there. World War Z is the opposite. You should do the book. Just definitely read the book.

Yeah, but that's the thing. If you listen to the audiobook, then maybe go see the movie, but definitely do that last. World War Z is just a zombie movie with the branding on it. What's that? It's a zombie movie with the branding on it. It's hardly even World War Z. We it. It's part is hardly even world-world war Z We interrupted you. What are you about to say I was about to play about the iPhone?

Okay, well let me first thought on world wars e George Romero the creator of the modern zombie apocalypse genre Said that world war Z and Brad Pitt killed the zombie genre. Why thanks a lot Brad Pitt? Why was it but why I the zombie genre. Why? Thanks a lot Brad Pitt. Why? God damn it.

But why? I'll look at his quote. You see a really bad movie. Well, I don't know if that's a... I think... Well, keep in mind though, like, Georgia Amara's type of zombie is a very different type of zombie. They don't run at you like a cheetah and then pile themselves up to get over a wall.

That's one of the things you mentioned. But they already had zombie movies that did that, like 28 days later. Now, this aren't technically zombies, but they're essentially zombies, right? They're zombies. I think you'd specifically call out the fact that the book was so Romero-esque, in its presentation of zombies

and the way that zombies act. Okay. That it was like, it was like great novelization of the Romero zombies, as opposed to the fast zombies, and then the movie just kind of turned that on its ear and took it even further than say something like 28 days later George a Romero and with the a stands for says Brad Pitt Elfonso kill the zombie genre and why he avoids studio films I'll Gavin you talk about the iPhone. I'll come back and tell you what George Well, yeah, I like to use to walk around and listen to stuff and I just find that with this stupid lightning connector

I never have headphones on me because I used to have around and listen to stuff, and I just find that with this stupid lightning connector, I never have headphones on me. Cause I used to have so many pairs of headphones. Like, I would keep them in my jeans. I would just, like, and I would wash them, and then they'd still be in there, and I'd use them, like, I just keep them in all my jeans. So I was like, I'm in the mindset of like,

I'm gonna use headphones. But now, because I only have one pair of headphones with a lightning connector, I never have them on me, and it's so inconvenient. It's like, I didn't think it'd be that annoying. It's super annoying not having a headphone. Same, I put my little headphone thingy in with my travel headphones,

because you just think, when am I most likely to need them? I'll probably, like, if I'm going somewhere and I need those headphones. Nope, I was gonna listen to music at work the other day, and I fucking couldn't, it was bullshit. I was having a trouble loading a video on my work with you. I was trying to load a video on my work computer and I was gonna pull my headphones out of my computer

and load it on my phone. I literally pulled them out of my computer and went, oh Christ, can't do that. And just so many things you wouldn't ever think of, like little movements, it's like, yeah, can't do that. You need like so many of those little adapters. They're expensive, right? Like 10 bucks or something, but yeah.

Well, I was on a plane. Five of them and then you spent 50 bucks. And I was like, oh, there's a cool movie on that I want to watch. And it's like, okay, I'll get up my head. Oh, I don't have those. So I can't plug into the airplane anymore, because I don't have the jack. I'm going to have Bluetooth headphones now.

Oh. Some like, or lighting ones, which I don't have the jack. I'm gonna have blue-truth headphones now. Oh. So I'm like, or lighting ones, which I just immediately put in a bag somewhere. And I'm like, oh, I can't plug into the airplane. I was like, oh, but I know. I'll just get the free ones that they offer when they walk up and down the aisle. I got those.

That's like two tin cans with a string. I didn't think the worst sounding thing. It's like, you got up to 10. And it's like, it's like, in Batman's like, tell me where you are. You're here, you're here, you're here, you're all. I'm supposed to listen to a pain through this. I don't have a, I don't have my,

so we're in the phase now where it's still super annoying and will be for several years, I assume. It's pretty good. I mean, it was annoying enough that Bernie threw his phone down the driveway. So here's what I did. We live on a hill and his phone down the driveway. So here's what I did. We live on a hill and the driveway goes down the hill and I was moving the trash cans up and I set my phone down basically

so I could like get, there's something wrong with the wheel of the trash can. So I set my phone down and I just said it, and just like, I thought I'd put it up an inch further than fine, but I just kind of caught this edge and it started to slide down the driveway and it slid the whole way down the driveway on its face and it like, I thought I'd put up an inch further than fine, but I just kind of caught this edge and it started to slide down the driveway and it slid the whole way down the driveway on its face. And it like bumped the whole way

and so it's like completely, I'm just gonna block it. It's like completely shattered. Look at that. I had the phone maybe a month. It's missing chunks. Yeah, it's the worst I've ever shattered a phone. Is this smashed up on the back too? No, no phone, no phone, no phone.

That's what easy repair then, they just swap the front. Well, I think I have Apple Care, so I'll just do it. You know, it's been, I beat myself up when something happens like that, when I make a mistake, and it's like, that's a fucking $200 mistake. Like my drone, when I got it repaired, it's a $1,000 drone, but it wasn't like a total thing. I just broke the gimbal.

That was like a $300 repair. It's like just this one mistake, and I'm out 300 bucks. And it's like, I keep thinking about all day. I'm just saying, use the 100 in your wallet, and it's never. I mean, that thing hit the building so hard. Yeah. From the footage, it was like, oh.

It was, I don't think I'm fully exploited. Like, Gus came out, he saw me flying it around, and I put it just put it in the sport mode that goes like 45 miles an hour It's like what is it fucking so fast and then Gus came walking out That's I and I have to admit I was like oh here comes a guzz I'm gonna fucking impress him And Gus comes walking over Gus does this thing when he will I get you the Gus walk. Why are you sure I'm impressed Gus? Anyway, this bad people to him, but I know right what am I what am I what am I doing with my time? Here's how Gus walks Gus walks like this

Like he was he moses up so Gus moses up to me and I'm flying the drone and he goes is that new drone? I go yeah, it's got this And when he hit the building it was like almost like a cartoon because it got the four arms with the propellers And you think it just sort of gone smash and then fall but it went splat like all four all four things like that like slayed out on the building and it like hung there for a second and then smashed the ground and then Gus goes is that a new drone I go yeah it's boom and he goes and he walks away he turned on a dime and just walked away from me as soon as he hit the building. It was such a great react.

Because you were gonna get mad and he didn't wanna be around. I don't know what it was. It's this Gus, you know, it was momentarily awkward so Gus is like, I can't, I'm out of this. I can't, I've still never bought a drone. I really want one. I just, I know I'll do that to it.

I can't be trusted. Well, did I take about the replacement plan for it? No. You know when you go to like Best Buy, and you buy an Xbox and it's 300 bucks, like, when you want the replacement plan, it's 50 bucks. And it's like, well, that's one six of the cost of the item.

So no, I'll just take my chances that I'm not gonna need that. Should we appear not a lot of Xboxes are flying around? Well, they're not like burning out or whatever. Well, on Amazon, when I went to go order a drone, the drone was like a thousand bucks, said, do you want the replacement plane? It's $850.

What? So, they pretty much expect you're gonna smash this thing and you're definitely gonna use that replacement plan. I used mine within the first 12 hours. I had that thing, so. So, you got the replacement plane? I did a thing where, and I worked out well. I sent my drone in Monday of last week and

they've already I'm today or tomorrow I'm getting my new one. They like they give me another drone while they repair mine. I have to pay for the repairs but I don't have to wait six weeks for it to be repaired. They just ship me another one. Well that's what I've always with the iPhone. You can like go in and faff around at the awful Apple stores that are terrible and so or you can just get sent a entirely new phone, they'll charge you for the entire phone, and then you send your old one back,

and then they deduct everything except for 100 bucks. So you pay 100 bucks, but temporarily, you've paid for two phones, and they refund it to you when they get your old one back. That's a lot. I mean, in full price, you get unlocked phones too, right? Mm-hmm. Because I only see you using them in the UK.

People gave me, can you give me a lot of shit about that drone, smash that drone? First of all,, like I wanted to smash it, like I was doing it for fun. And I was really upset. Why do you mean this shit? Because it's a lot of money. Yes. Down the pan. Yeah, and they were like, oh, look at the fucking Bernie. He's got his styles and all the things, he just wrecks it for fun. It's like, I'm not wrecking it for fun. It was an accident. I thought I'd be poured gasoline on it and it. And I was also like, I didn't really respond, but it's like, the phones in our pocket are like $600. People break those all the time as evidence of the fact

that I just fucking broke mine. Or drop in water or whatever. Like YouTube channels dedicated to taking really expensive electronics and torturing them. Well, that's different though. That's I think that's what they were choosing me of doing. And so that's, in no way that I want to smash my drone. That was not intentional in any way whatsoever.

I'm gonna read about it. I'm gonna read about it. I'm not. I'm still not happy about it. You wanna read about what George Romero thinks? Yes. Uh, buh buh buh buh buh. I just had it here.

Okay. He said Max Brooks, the author of World War Z, is a friend of mine. And I thought the film was not at all representative what the book was and the zombies were. I don't know. Ants crawling over the wall in Israel, army ants. You might as well make the naked jungle. As far as I'm concerned, I'm content to wait until sort of zombies die off.

This is an interview, so it's being written as these speaks. My films, I've always tried to put a message into them. It's not about the Gore. It's not about the horror element that are in them. So, that's what he thinks about it. It was just so different from the book. And he's just, I think his movies are about the Gore. Dude, if you go watch a George Romero zombie film, he's right. His messages are like,

so they're laid on so fucking heavy. I mean, it's like, it's a lot of civil rights stuff in there, but it's like, you don't see it until you see it and then you can't not see it It's like all over the place like the zombies themselves as like a Persecuted group of people in some of them like the the one in Pittsburgh What's it? What's the one with the one? I know the one with Dennis Hopper. Oh, they're in the towers Is that the one whenever like the zombies start city of dead? Land of the dead. Land of the dead? So does this?

It's a really late one. There's neither the living dead, nor the dead, day of the dead. Then there was a huge two decade gap and then he made land of the dead. And I think that's it. That's a weird moment in dawn of the dead. That's the shopping one, right?

Yes, and I want to come back in a second. That's a weird moment where it's pretty budget looking movie like it doesn't look great Yeah, but there's one bit where a non zombie guy Get shot in the head with a shotgun and his head just explodes everywhere And it's just like it's sort of throw away moment But it's like super it's like the most high budget thing in that movie You know the original one from the 70s or the remake 70s I try to think what that is there might even Tom Sav been Tom Savini. Tom Savini, I think,

gets his guts pulled out, which was like an amazing, like, crazy over-the-top gorn moment in American cinema. Now, in Walking Dead, it's like every 10 seconds something like that happens. Oh, yeah. They're just trying to be as good. Bernie can't watch Walking Dead or on me. No. I just look at the screen for any two frames of the entire show, and I just go and I have to leave the room. You can, if aliens watched Walking Dead, they would think that the human skull is made out of paper mache.

It's just like, in the first season, it's like there's smack and zombies and trying to kill them. By the end of the third season, it's like they're doing like the three stages, poke them in in the eye and that kills a zombie. Like, their hand goes to the back of their head, all the way through, you know? It's just like, they do kill, they're like,

it's very much like. Yeah, like a knife. And in the center of your forehead, they put a knife through the front of their head. It is that it's involving like the weakness of bones of the time. That's never coming. No, okay.

That's dumb. It's just like, they just walk up to his arm and they go, like that. It's like, that you couldn't, I mean, especially the front, like your forehead bone is so thick right comparison to the rest of your skull You have to go through that. They like break a rake bam the zombie accidentally falls on it goes through their fucking skull And out the other side lady pierced a guy's skull on a on a on a log yesterday by ducking You know, it's just like I get it they kind of have to introduce new things

But it's just like sometimes they get it. They kind of have to introduce new things, but it's just like, sometimes they go way over the top, like the episode, it might've been the previous week, but I was catching up last night where they introduced these characters that ride around like nights and they ride around on horses, and they like, they were stabbing zombies

and the hen stuff, like typical stuff, and I felt, they have, they think they felt like, oh, we gotta have something new here. So, a guy vertically like sliced off of Zombie's face, and it's just like his skull, bear skull, and all that stuff. And it's like, but the television, you know, this is so gross.

Yeah, it's vertically sliced down like an inch into his face. Like, off comes in his face. And then his brain just plops out. No, there's no brain stuff in there. It's just like that was enough. If you damage the head in any way and walking dead, it's not he's dead. So wait, it took the face off, but there was no window to the brain. It was a pretty deep lake. It was frontal lobes.

Yeah. Sorry. I mean, a scratch. Like there are no eyes left. There are no eyes left or anything like that. But walking dead, it's like, I don't know, it's now in its seventh season. And I think that they're really running into a fatigue thing, which if they reach their endgame with that series where people stop watching it, then they'll basically start killing off a ton of characters over and over again. It's also reaching an interesting point like Game of Thrones where they're about to outpace the source material.

They're getting pretty close to that. Although walking dead never gave a shit about the source material in any case and they'd take a character here a character here They'll have completely different fates. It's not I mean, don't you know, I'm Game of Thrones It's coming back they're coming back. Okay, Game of Thrones has had some diversions But it's stuck close enough to be recognizable. It seems like walking dead. It's just went Thanks for the brand name and a couple of characters and we're gonna go do something completely different with them So it's a little different. It's not not quite as drastic as that, but it's pretty different.

It's not like World War Z, book to movie. That's for sure. Yeah. So what was your favorite extra life moment from this weekend? Oh, Bar none. It was Blaine throwing up. Or he didn't throw up. He didn't throw up. He like, he sudsed up. He was like, you know what he did? He's like one of the beers when he said that. He got it. Yeah. His face when it flies out is like such genuine shock. It's so funny. He was, he, he shot gunned a beer, right?

And then he was like trying to burp. And he's just like, uh, there's a long burp, long extended burp. He zoomed in the camera, locked right up to, because he was burping for so long. I like that it worked his way from his stomach all the way up to the middle of his mouth before he realized it was coming That's a lot of foam. It's a lot of foam. It's like three feet of foam and you wait some gross stuff Yeah, rattlesnake right is rattle snake and then a dry tranchilla

One point is a hairy always yeah, that was the worst I feel like that would I don't know I'm trying to try a tranchilla. And that's one point. Was it hairy? Oh, yeah, that was the worst part. You used to think it was, I feel like that would, I don't know. I was trying to do a thing where they go, and they shoot the hairs off the butt. They take their little, was it like the skin of a kiwi?

They take their mitts and they go, that's exactly what it felt like. It was like eating a little dried up. I could see like a night like the upside to eating a tranchilla is you're like, guess he's on the bottom of the food chain now. Mother fucker. Why didn't think I was, do you think that a tranchilla's a's on the bottom of the food chain now. Motherfucker. Why didn't they count us?

Do you think that a tarantula's a bottom on the food chain? I just think that they think that. I want them to learn better. On the eating bite buds, let's also learn, like, we have a little bit of fish. I also leave scorpions and bathtubs

to learn their lessons. She really did. She found a scorpion in her bathtub. It lived there for like five days and went missing. Why would, I named him Joe, Joe the scorpion. But why do you want to keep a scorpion around? I didn't. I just didn't want to smush him because that's really

loud and gross. I didn't want to touch him because there like poisonous and that would hurt. And so I just left him in the bathtub to slowly starve to death and become a science experiment. And then he went missing. I think he went down the drain. What if you want to take a bath?

I just curbed that urge. He just, he just smelly. I would just sit on the corner of the bathtub and watch him for a while instead I'm already did one time as a kid see Bernie told what did you did? So you know I love Kevin Hobbs There's so there's one Kevin Hobbs you and me buddy. Yeah, wait a minute So there's one Kevin Hobbs you and me buddy. Yeah, wait a minute Somebody says on Twitter zombies are the living dead. They're decaying of course their bones are we look I'm not listening to anyone on Twitter since a bunch of people using the RT podcast hashtag told me that they also read the end of a book before they decided to buy it That's wrong. They lost credibility It's not okay. It's the theory that the marrow is degraded. I mean, how's marrow in your head? I mean, if you find a skeleton in a dug it up in a cave,

somebody died thousands of years ago, you're telling me you could punch through with a knife? I don't think so. No, I can see though, there's gonna be some sort of degradation. It's not like they're getting their daily calcium to keep strong bones. They might be more brittle, long bones might be more brittle. Bones to a skull is such a good shape, a good strong bones. They might be more brittle, long bones might be more brittle. But a skull is such a good shape, a good strong shape.

Right, because anything, to not break. Isn't a dome one of the strongest shapes you can have aside, like, you know, short of an actual sphere? Because of the weight distribution? Yeah, that's why they had a lot of arches that, like, you can build an arch without any building material. As long as you got a keystone.

Is that what it is? That's the big thing in the middle that keeps everything tight. It keeps it tight, it keeps it nice. It keeps it tight. What was I going to say about Kevin Hobbs? There's a Kevin Hobbs, Love Kevin Hobbs is a kid and there's one where Calvin didn't want to take a bath so he got in a toilet and flushed the toilet. I did that once as a kid.

Really? Yeah, you found a toilet? Well, yeah, I did that once as a kid. Really? Yeah. You found a toilet? Well, yeah, I was probably like second or third grade. And I guess, no for international people, Americans toilets have a long wall. Got in the toilet, flushed it, and it was like, worth in Calvin Hobbs, worked for me.

And I did it, and I was like, that was it. That was my bathroom the day. Did you have soap? Did you tell your parents? No, I just got in the toilet and flushed it. Because I thought I was like, I was like, one of those, you have soap? Did you tell your parents? No, I just got in the toilet flush except I thought I was like I was like one of those It's one of the things where kids like see something then they emulate it. That is exactly that was like I was like it works for him. I always used to think that you could totally jump out of a window with an umbrella

And it would act like a parachute exactly Well, it looks like you down a little bit. Yeah, it does it bollocks really it just it maybe maybe so I'm like half a percent so if it was a stronger Better made umbrella. Yeah, and could it and this books would actually hold if it was very big probably so basically like Mary Poppins has got These single best made umbrella and she flew with her. She goes up with She could put it to his hands Day one. All right. We got to get a human skull to do his head day one. All right, we gotta get a human skull.

Somehow. Oh, that could be a human skull. Should we start playing Frexcher Life next year and smash a human skull? There's a little bit different from what you just said. You're meant to say, can you get a human skull, but you ask can you get a human head? I think it'd be easier to get a skull there.

Give me another basically to say. The same. The head is just the skull and the jaw. It is, but it's way different, right? I know, I feel like you have to pay someone a little bit extra for the like, just the skull and the jaw. It is, but it's way different, right? I know, I feel like you have to pay someone a little bit extra for the skull because I have to clean it first. Right, or it's like clearly the person

didn't live without their skull. So you're really just kind of like playing along, like yeah, it's not really a human head, it's a skull. But if you ask for a human head, you're like that's fucking gross. Is it illegal to have a human skull? I believe it might be. I think you have to be a illegal to have a human skull. I believe it might be. I think you have to be a medical doctor

in a human hand. You can't order one on like, I have to. You can't. Wait, so I don't think it's a, what if it's a person who died? It's someone who died and like a relative or something and you kept their like bones.

This is, wow. Well, then it is. So awful. It's like, then it is so off the rail. People can't get ashes. Keep, like, if it's a thing where it's like, I wanna keep grandma's skull. Keep grandma's skull. I'm a jitter.

I'm a jitter. Grandma was in a goth band. But it was actually donated to your skull. So, like, if it's a loved relative, don't you get like the rights to the top? Oh, it's a goth stretch, I love like the rights to the cops or I love them I'll take care of it. It's so much love. I got you in the situation in the first place potentially Well, I would say so like it is so if it's like okay my my love grandma died and then Everyone's loved you get the right to the body

I only IP to this course. So how that works. That is interesting that you can keep the body in a pot, even though likely it's not the exact person sashes. You know, other people sashes. No, they're definitely. They do that with pets. They do that with pets. They do that with pets.

No, so I got people. No, they don't do that with people. Well, you know, you can pay extra to get your pet cremated separate. They do that with pets. So they have people. So I got people. No, they don't do that with people. You can show pets. You know, you can pay extra to get your pet cremated separate. I did that. You have a pot of pet?

I have a pot of pet. Technically, the veterinarian still has the pot of pet. But I need to go get it at the point. Technically, as in you, definitely. You never pet it up. Well, I'm wrong. How long do they keep expired pets? Before they're like, well, you know,

she's got a record. How long have I been in Texas? This was possible by three plus years. This that was such a test for our relationship Oh, God, then you can possibly imagine because we had been dating what two months at that point? Yeah, we yeah, we started dating September died in December and and before that for the for the like month and a half before that it had been going through chemotherapy And I have been helping her through the chemotherapy emotionally helping uh... actually dealing with this cat going to keep a great cat rapture the cat

lovely cat long is cat in the world you know that you met rapture we went over actually department did use my uh... gigantic Russian blue that i adopted by accident i tried to explain to actually that they had just painted her stairwell and it was the worst smelling paint in the world. It smelled like... I think the color was foot white.

It smelled like feet. If we were trying to describe, I was trying to say, yeah, when Gavin and I, when we first met you down in Australia and we went over to your apartment, that stairwell was just painted with smell like feet. And Gavin, I couldn't stop talking about how the stairwell smelled so much like feet.

It was so gross. I mean, we got the poshest apartment complex. We were all walking there and I remember looking at you just like when we got there just like And you did the same and then you went inside the apartment to get something and close the door We were just outside and I was just like It was like no it was the worst smelling paint. You should. I love the smell of paint. Yeah, yeah Paints usually a lovely smell, but that smelled a very footage. But then so, we went through the chemo therapy thing and we were early in our dating life. And I was, I was a wreck that entire time.

The cat died. I was there when they put the cat to sleep. Yeah, you flew in like a really lovely date specifically to go to the IGN holiday party with me because it was that night. That was the real reason why I flew in. Yeah. then the cat had to be put to sleep and we loved it So we kept its bones of course Chris because we love the cat and then that was the night when Ashley said I can't really deal with this so just so you know, I'm going to this party I'm gonna drink to cope with this like I'm gonna drink to forget this for a night

So she's yeah, that was the night when she got so fucking hammered my strategy going in was taking a shower to get ready I think I finished off a bottle of rum in the shower glossy yes only the only the best it was spiced she was drinking in the shower I'm drinking the shower I've been doing that that sounds so much like it was a college thing it's like a beer in the shower it's like that sounds awesome I like it was a college thing It's like a beer in the shower. It's like a I don't know. It's fun Right try try a bottle of just booze

It's it's nice and then my strategy at the party was I'm going to order a drink and a shot with it Okay, yeah, that'll be a real fast. I can see that it be actually Chris's thought process. What is it? I can see that. He actually cruises thought process. What is it called? Oh shit, it's fun. I imagine it chris arrives at the bar with everyone else. He's like, you guys have a drink at the shower too. They're like, yeah.

That's the only one I'm gonna get bevved up with. I have my own shower. I can drink beer. I can do both. There is a nice feeling when you get to the point where you don't live with parents anymore. It's like, I can do whatever I want now. And then you end up just doing like the most boring stuff. Well, do you go through a phase two where you're like, I'm going to leave that dirty dish

because no one's going to make me clean it up. And then you look around after a wake and you go, huh. And then you would turn into an adult. More like that. But I try and be super tidy. Or you don't live with anybody, Chris, right? You're single, live by yourself? Yeah.

Ladies. You live with somebody Gavin. Actually, I know that you live with somebody. Do you, do you got, how am I supposed to do that? So it doesn't like out anybody. Are you in Meg equally as cleanly? No. So one of you is messier person.

Hygienic, yes. Yeah, no, no, I mean, it's times of just like housework, stuff everywhere, and being able to see the floor, we're very different. Very different, right? Shoes. We're pretty on point.

The one exception being whatever, is going on at your end of the closet. That's so crazy. I'm a big believer in walking the door, the clothes are off within the first 30 seconds. Say explosion. And they stay there until like one day of the week, I'll go through and I'll pick everything up all at once.

So why don't you have like a low-create basket to shoot your clothes into? What, right inside the front door? Why not? It's your house? Why? So when you get your cut off when you get in the doors, it's full closer just down to your underwear. You know, it depends on how I'm feeling. Speaking of underwear,

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it's made up. That is clearly staged. What are theologians? Quiet. Oh, I meant to brush it off with the hammer. So for the whole that is clearly What are you all just quiet? Oh I meant to brush it off with the hammer. I didn't mean to smash it in the minecraft that might happen But in real life that you know whoops, you know his way back on the minecraft wagon Bucka buck Bucka buck Burn it fucka backup. He's playing it constantly again

Actually, I have something to show you because your, control room. Are you ready for this? Yeah, you're gonna be so excited to see this image that I have prepared for the podcast. Oh my god, did you die? Nope. Where do we have it? Show? Do we? On a screen?

Somewhere? One minute? Okay. So I've been playing Minecraft. I've been playing two games basically. I'm a team Fallout Shelter. You guys know I've been playing that for fucking ever. And then I play Minecraft on hardcore. And it's really weird that I started playing Minecraft again the week that we did Extra Life and not donated,

I think got up to like $28,000. I know that his last donation was $8,000 so he could spell boob with it. That's because he's a man after our own heart. See how we do that with $80. That's how I would do that. Just be patient. Actually look at that.

I have finished Fallout Shelter. Oh, thank God. I'm done I would do that. Just be fast. Look at that. I have finished fallout shelter. Oh, thank God. I have done. We did that today. That is good of shit. No, well, I did have the last thing. It was going to complete at some point during the day it worked, like they had to build the last outfit

and they completed it and I logged in and was like, you did it. This is fantastic because every morning for fucking ever, every morning, he does his maintenance. But he does it on a Mac. I do it on a PC he moves it he moves it safe so what what's what what is that mean it's just a bizarre way of playing games no it's when they what I plan a mobile game on a PC it's also on PC it's just a game given it's designed to be a mobile game it's like playing every birds on the PC I don't know that like since

they've added quests and everything I can definitely see the appeal on PC. There's a lot more to it now But Thank God because he does mention it every morning before we leave and he'll be like five minutes And I'll be sitting around being like yeah, she's mad. She stairs a hole on the side of my head That was a season for zombie you know You know there if you're playing on a mobile device you could do it on the go and you wouldn't have to make anyone wait I don't want that though, I don't want that. I like the idea of playing a game

that I don't actually play all that much. And if I had a mobile device, I'd be pulling out. How is every day not all that much? Cause I only play for like 10 minutes every day. But it's every day. Okay. So much bigger part of your life. Point is I finished the game.

I get what you're saying though, because if it's a mobile game, you're like, oh, I've got five minutes now and you end up doing it throughout the day. And it's all like, or I have like, the problem is that it's never five minutes. The problem is that it's never five minutes. The problem is that it's never five minutes.

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The problem is that it's never five minutes. The problem is that it's never five minutes. The problem is that it's never five minutes. The problem is that it's never five minutes. The problem is that it's never five minutes. All the time around that that you add on which is how I end up habitually 15 minutes late to pretty much everything Everything, yeah, I was just overestimate and then you're always early Yeah Now cuz then I don't have nearly enough time to do all the other stuff I gotta do well then you have to wait She makes it late everywhere we go. I like her a lot like you a lot. God. You're very nice. Yeah It's very pretty though. You're late everywhere Well, that's what you get for being in the top one percent is I get a lot of all kinds of awesome things I also have to drive like she was bugged. I drive sometimes, but I was playing I wanted to play Pokemon

And then we ended up talking anyway, so She'd bugging me to leave because I'm like I had a couple of fallout people who were like right at the tail end of Training up to level 50 and pulling stuff. Yeah, so I had to move into another room because it's like I've moved to the room Little I'll finish today. I didn't tell her that but I get him in there and I got to get him like trained up so I moved him and She's like come on come on come on come on. We go out. We get the car. I drive. She's playing Pokemon the whole way to work I'm gonna be fucking kidding me with this look with this. Look, this is for research. For what? The patch? Yeah.

All right, that's fair. That's fair. Absolutely. I've got to do comparisons between Sun and Moon and X and Y. Well, just Google it and then just pretend you did it. It's not the same thing with me if all I'm a kid. For some experience. You know, I'm a key personality in a video game entertainment

company. I should be talking about a game that came out of 18 months ago. And how hard it is to finish. Took forever. That said, I am very proud of you. You're, oh, you've played. I didn't know it was a game that could be finished. Yeah, it's just, it's, it's, it's collected everything. That's what took for fucking ever.

It's for like a given value of completion, right? I will say one thing. I did not collect one category, but it's the, the category that you can only get with lunch boxes. And I'm just not gonna do that. completion, right? I will say one thing. I did not collect one category, but it's the category that you can only get with lunch boxes. And I'm just not gonna do that. I'm not gonna pay like $400 in lunch boxes to click on shit to get that.

Why, I mean, you crashed a drone, so just spend another thousand. There you go, see lunch boxes. Small correction, the skull was from a arrested development Love it Got it look familiar go fucking So okay if you want an eBay typed in to you miss skull I was gonna need a type in human skull. I assume it just be a replica and then but it isn't interesting that you can have You can have people's dust,

but you can't have them pre-dust. So wait, wait, wait, you can't have this yet. Let me crush it and burn its pieces now you can have it. Why is that? Because people could do weird stuff with the body, or because it's unhygienic and hazardous to your health. Really? I think it's because of the freaky stuff.

Real human school with carrying case. With a carrying case. $1800. Oh, we should get it. And we should see if you could headbutt it. See if you could shout it with carrying case. With a carrying case. $1800. Oh, we should see if you could headbutt it. Just see if you could share it with your head. It's funny when you read that, I thought you were saying carry like carry shock rust. It's like, it's got a carrying just in case.

He just comes with me, he's like, I'm just here if you need to. It's got a three star rating. How mad would you be if your skull got three stars? Yeah, but delivered poorly. I mean, the skull was great. I would like to do this. The technology is there.

I've talked about in the podcast before. I would like to get an MRI of my skull and then get it 3D printed. Like that is my skull. Like, they should be able to do that, right? You're a normal son of a bitch. Why would you want your own skull? Why would I need to MRI? I just come curious like what my skull looks like. You want to do some Phrenology?

Phrenology, we have a goal. We're gonna like measure some of the bumps and see if you're actually a serial killer I just don't just don't know it yet. I take the boys to fill it Elfia For I wanted to take a particular weekend before the election because the election was already looking like a misery for the American people. It was just like, it was everyone's at each other's throats. We had a whole discussion on the podcast about how the campaign of two years was not going to end on Tuesday. We knew that no matter who got elected.

Everyone was like, oh, we're finally here. It's at the end. It's like, it's not the end. It's going to be, it's going to just keep going. And sure enough, it's going and it's not the end, it's gonna be, it's gonna just keep going, and sure enough, it's going, and it's probably, I would argue, more heated now than it was before the election. But I thought, since we're heading into the election, and honestly, the whole thing just seems like a nightmare, I want to take the boys somewhere that make them feel cool about

American government, American history. So I took them to Philadelphia, thought about taking them to Washington, but I said I took them to Philadelphia, that was a great choice. Did you show him your $100? I did. I had the Benjamin Franklin here. We went to the Benjamin Franklin house. They didn't mention the 14 bodies they found in Benjamin Franklin's basement.

What? That was just recently. That was a couple years ago. They were like, oh yeah, we were doing some renovation work. We found the remains of 14 people in Benjamin Franklin's basement. Well, I mean, he was getting really good money for a money bitch. Wait, did they say they were his? Like, they weren't like his like kills. Or they, he loved them.

Chris, he loved him very much. What was Ben Franklin's KD? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Had that one at least for a few years. Let me look this up. I'm gonna see if before I disparage one of our founding fathers of this country. Hey, he was still really good with electricity,

but you have to practice somehow. Yeah. While you're doing that, we should mention that the, how like this question might, I'm from Smithsonian Institute. It's like, why was Brent Ben Franklin's basement filled with skeletons?

Okay, go ahead, yeah, I'm sorry. The Raffle for X-Rollife is still, you can still bid on stuff. Yes. And it's, we go till life is still you can still bid on stuff. Yes, and it's Wednesday and winners will be announced on Friday So if there's a cool item that you may have misdowning for you still can That's it. Huh all you Peter Hayes f1 says human schools cannot be sold in Georgia Tennessee or New York

But they're perfectly legal in the rest of the US So we go here. Yeah, we can buy all the schools we want, or you know, bury all the schools we want in our basements. What do you want to be done with the old school when you're done with it? I want to put a plant in it. Upside down. Oh, that's good.

Do you want to use the eye holes as plants? You want to like grow some flowers? Or maybe some nice succulents. I just made a succulent garden, and I'm very proud of it. So I'm really feeling it right now. Settle a bet here, Chris. She said she made a garden of succulent.

What is a succulent? Describe what one of those looks like to you. What kind of flower is that? Well, those are those little green bulb. Like, you squish them. You squish them and good comes out, right? Yeah, they're kind of like baby elevators. Like a baby elevator.

Like, is that a fair statement? But where'd you find it? Where'd you find one of these in the world? I think on the table in the kitchen I'm sure you did I thought it was succulent I thought it was like a nice little sweet little flower they're all cactuses

yeah they're like little green bulbs I mean like Alvira grow in desert so look at all these lovely little things they have to retain their garden out of them they have to retain their moisture in their leaves she killed it she was awesome. You killed it. I did, hold on.

In fact, I'll send a picture through the broadcast of my lovely little garden that I made. I'm really proud of it. It's like the most normal thing I've ever done. Do you usually do abnormal things? Yes. The gardener was super impressed. The guy, the long guy, he was like,

he killed it. Yeah, he was like, this is good. I like this. He's amazing. This is a good job. I tried to take credit for it, but he's so. Are you confused by the phrasing of killed it. Yeah, she was like, this is good. I like this. He's easy. This is your new job. I tried to take credit for it, but he's easy. Are you confused by the phrasing of killed it? Yes.

She did great job. Not that she killed the plant. Did she kill it? She actually killed it or she killed it? The plant's dead. Okay, sure. What up? I was like, she killed it.

You can't even get me out of the discussion the plant is dead and we have its bones because we loved it. All right. Plants have bones. Just sent it to broadcast in Slack. What was the email address you used? Top. But yeah, so I guess succulents, it's like the little aloe veris,

where their desert plants, they apparently absorb water through their leaves like from the air. They are just like, they've already accepted the fact there's no water. So really if you think about it, I planted them because I thought they might be impossible to kill. So look at it, so what I planted. Is it pretty? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she did great job. Killed it. We have this one kind of like palm tree thing that's in that. It's like a miniature palm tree, but it's all dirt be it. Like literally it grows. It melted at some point, it looped back down

and just like hung there. So I had to get all these steaks and try and prop it up. It's gonna be a really long process to try and start. I mean, it's got like, it's scoliosis, it's serious. I got two plants in my place. One of them I planted sideways, it's always been diagonal. So what I did was I put the side that is leaning this way I put it away from the window to hope it grows toward how's that working it hasn't done anything

But I mean isn't just the leaves that do that though like the actual stem Ashley and I had the whitest conversation today by the way, okay, we talk about the whitest white people conversation But let's try and guess Chris. Oh, you never really guess it. Itest white people conversation. Let's try and guess, Chris. You never really guessed it. It would be like something like right out of a sitcom, how white it is. I'm not sure what it was, so I'm looking forward to this. We're standing there in the front of our house with like cups of coffee.

We're looking out the front like glass door at the long guy working. And Ashley says, do you think we should tell the long guy we didn't vote for Trump? That's literally like, it was like the whitest white person conversation. It's like, it's like, do you wish you would go out there and tell him that like we didn't vote for Trump? Hey, we didn't vote for Trump.

We're not one of the bad ones. Well, you know, I see it though, because it's like, you might spit on your lawn or something. I'm sure he's, I'm listening. It splits that and more, he seemed, I don't know, like he's normal. He's really enthusiastic and he's got a lot of energy and he's really, really, really nice. But he seemed like. I embellish a little bit with the coffee cups.

He's a little bit better than I thought. I widened it up even more. You drew a nice picture. So I'll take it. But you know, he seemed a little bit down and I was wondering if he was like really worried about that. And I was like, I wonder how many of the people he works for.

Well, there's a buddy of ours, Tyler Oakley. He posted that after the day after the election, he was going through an airport, and now he's on edge everywhere he goes, because he thinks he's like, did 50% of the people that I see that every other person I run into, that they basically just cast a vote against me and my lifestyle trying to make my life illegal essentially. And it's like, he wanders around thinking that.

And in actuality, 50% of the people he sees didn't even give a fuck enough to vote. Just a core. You know what really aggravated me about that, about the not voting thing? Do you guys know Colin Copernicus? He's a QBE for the San Francisco for, cavernic, as I said. Yeah, it's K-A-E, K pernik. But he, there was a big hubbub about him

because he would not, what does he wouldn't do? He wouldn't stand up during the national anthem, right? He was taking a knee and then like other high school students and he was protesting brutality and police beatings, especially against African Americans. And that's why he was not standing up for the national anthem. Cause a huge uproar, and then it was a big source of debate, and other people started to like protest

along with him and everything. Fucking guy didn't vote. He did not vote in the election, and openly talked about how he didn't vote. It's like, how can you of all people not vote? If you're protesting. Yeah. It's like, he just you of all people not vote in protesting? Yeah. It's like he just like he he did try to explain it saying that like he's against the system and he would be a hypocrite if he supported the system. But it's like, are you fucking kidding me?

Like Trump actually called this guy out two weeks before the election. And this is a guy who didn't vote. It's crazy. The really crazy thing about not voting to me is that voting in most places is public record, not who you vote for, but the fact that you voted or that you registered, so that can be looked up. It can be looked up, so you can see out of all the people you know who didn't vote. I remember I talked to you about that in the last day

because she missed early voting and she went out the day of the election. I was like, I was like, you absolutely. This was my level of commitment to performing my duty as a citizen. I got up at 6.45 in the morning. That never happens. I don't care what the call sheet says. And because voting opened at 7, there's a school up to street that I was able to go to.

So I got there at like 5.2 in like sweatpants and, you looking properly 645 in the morning and I proceeded to stand there for the next half fucking hour because they had technical difficulties. Is there anything more American than that? That's good. Technical difficulties. Oh yeah and then like and like muttering and bitching with people next to you about how you could be somewhere else voting because now the lines are too long. You guys all voted, or not you, Gavin obviously, but you voted early voting, right?

Yeah. Because you're in the RT life. I was at the office and it started raining and I thought I'm gonna go early vote right now because I'm sure people are not gonna go out to vote in the rain. It was perfect. So you have to wait two seconds to get to a machine. Yeah. A minor detour back doctor skills with a one on Twitter says apparently the body's

in Ben Franklin's basement more for an anatomy school. His friend was operating according to the Smithsonian. A likely story. Yeah, starting an anatomy school Chris. And we really loved all of our anatomy patients. Well, how did you love them exactly? It's an anatomy school. Okay. I mean, there look a lot of, especially like early biology is based on dead people without permissions. And so it provides you with a body doesn't say, and by the way, when you're done with this,

learning about anatomy, just like get rid of it on your own. I mean, it's like they buried them in the basement. That's kind of... They didn't even take them out of the basement. They're doing a school in the... It's like... They just put them in a pit. It was all in one pit over 1200 basement.

Maybe that was an experiment to see if they would grow. I don't know if it was. Succulents. But it lies. All right, so we got away from something and we were going to come back. Oh, the ACT. Someone just said on Twitter, if we started talking about anything else on this podcast and didn't finish, let us know,

and we'll circle back to it. So someone asked, what was my story about the ACT? It was really dumb. It was, I forget about the context of what you were talking about earlier, but when I was taking the ACT, there was one of those things where you read, it was for a reading comprehension where you read like three paragraphs, and then you answer questions based

on what you read, except the story that they decided to tell was so fucking ridiculous. It completely took me out of this really intense test. It was a story about how cats can jump out of a high rise from six floors or below and they die. But if they jump from higher than six floors, they tend to live because they have an instinct where they spread out. And it slows them down. Like a drone. And then when they lay and they lay on the ribcage, which compresses and they're fine. So a cat, there was a story of a cat that fell out 25 floors up and it fell down and then it spread out.

Wham hit the ground and was only had one broken leg and it's just the idea of all these cats flying through the air. It's like, and who's testing this? Who's like the I'm proud the window. Okay to be fair I've also tested this hypothesis on accident. Same cat actually. This cat was trouble. This was the most expensive free cat I've ever had in my life. Same cat rapture. I was away from the weekend. Bernie, you might be jinxed because that was the weekend that I met you. It wasn't really? No. And I came back from Melbourne and I left one of the windows. It had a screen in it but I left it cracked open so

he could get some air because my apartment didn't have air conditioning. The screen was loose and my cat was missing. I lived four stories up and I eventually found him and he spent the next week in Kitty ICU with a punctured lung. So he survived? Yeah, well I think he bolted out or he got out the window onto the ledge on the outside. You know they have those little brick ledges. Yeah. And then the screen collapsed back in, because he wasn't forcing it out anymore, but it didn't go in, it only went out.

So he couldn't get back in and eventually fell off. That's my forensic theory. It's bummer. He probably jumped off, because cats, when they stuck somewhere for a while, they eventually just... Yeah, you know, gave up, jumped for it. Yeah, he, like, that was one of the other most panicky moments of my life that fucking cat man

I miss that cat Kelly cat. No, he was great. He would sleep on my head. I had like I had like a kind of like a little bald patch from where he'd constantly Like it that's weird really yeah I like just like one part of my hair was like really short. She nooks up to her. Yeah, he likes me best. I love my new cat. He now also by the way sleeps on my head same sort of thing. So your cat maybe have a really hot head. Maybe your cat almost what do you get for being the 1%

Meg to the or did send me to the hospital. So me to cat. Yeah, what's up with the cats a minute? It's it's weird because 99% of the time you can do whatever to the cat. The cat's fine. You can like smush him, put his face all over your face. But sometimes when he's like, worked up into a little frenzy and his tail's gonna puffed, you can't touch him.

Yeah, he lashes out. How did that send her to hospital? He got bit. What do you think, happy Chris? Well, I just did it to the hospital. I just thought the cat had a heart attack? She just went to a She just got bitten and had to take antibiotics infection cats mouths Brunnie did you ever ask the question about the ACT or

Really that the extent of it? You're the drunk. Probably. I told you it wasn't a good story. I was telling you in context. So I thought this was going to have something to do like testing and scores or whatever, not cats. The cat-cats mouth.

Honestly, the question you asked earlier was a way better question. The perfect test question. It read like a math test. Which one was the article? The stuff of the butt. Yeah, like a math test. Oh, which one? Hard to put the stuff of the butt. Yeah, that's a gold nugs. Are we covering what we saw the podcast? What are we doing that? There's a recap.

Bernie, don't you remember we talked about this? What are you going to say about the ACT? Stop it. Get a analyst and no more of this Gavin. Oh, there's Meg's hand. Look at all puffed up like his tail. Yeah. You can keep it You can get bitten by a cat if it's just playing as soon as the cat isn't playing it will bite like five times harder than it ever has before Yeah, and it will just go they're incredibly powerful jaws kids do that. My alligators. Yeah kids. Oh my god

Little kids they bite you. They got a little sharp razor teeth deals or baby teeth man. That fuck you up. Who beat you? My kids have bitten me, bitten by other kids. I was all talking about it. I know my kids have been biting me. Was this in public bathrooms? Oh, Michael Jones is having a baby. Yeah. You get bit by that baby?

No, I'd be fine. Did I say that? I was talking to you about it. It's weird, because it's like, I remember when I met Lindsay. I remember when I met Michael. I remember when they met each other. I remember when I met Lindsay. I remember when I met Michael I remember when they met each other and when they started dating when they got married now. They've got a little thing It's crazy They've got a little thing

Michael's Michael Lindsay's little thing. Well, it is probably is it probably what bean size right now? Little nug it's like basically. It's like a butt-puck Process what are you gonna do? I mean, if you know how big it is, how does that help you? You're not the worst thing is about a small baby. It's like tiny child. I'm sorry, what's the worst thing? Because all I can think of is, oh my god, thank god, my vagina.

Well, I mean, I was just going aside from being bitten by a child. I think the same thing. So I'm from being bitten. Tiny fingers. I was once wrestling with my young cousins and he was like grabbing and his finger went so far up my nose and he had some reason. He had jam on his fingers. And I'm pretty sure he almost touched my brain.

Like there may be some jam on the front of my brain because I was like, oh! Oh god, it just felt so horrible, like nothing had ever been that hard. Oh god. Gross, it was gross, I don't recommend it. I've already seen you can put your finger up your nose. Well, my nose is probably pretty fucked,

because my giant nostrils, little finger, you're like, I don't know, it's like touching. It's like, you're just like, you're gonna play. It's like, it's like, it's like touching. It's like, you're not touching. When you start touching wetness, you want to stop. It's the right way, isn't it? I mean, I guess not. Get a little barrier there.

Got the DMZ. That's a good one. The thing about kids is, I'm really interested what happens with you guys now that Michael and and Lindsay are gonna have a baby, because I will say this, I don't hear a lot about millennials. Their people are like millennials, this millennials, that, that be the fact that we work in entertainment. So I'm just around a bunch of, you know, 20-somethings that have different goals.

But when I was like 28, most of my friends were like starting families and everything. And you guys are like, no fucking way. I mean, I'm on a post of the idea of it entirely, but it's like, I'm not gonna force it. Do you ever think of, well, do you ever think about how old your parents were? What?

When they had, right now? Yes. What was that, Colin? I'm a fucking minefield, you just walked into. I was like, really, we're all sitting in the edge of a minefield and Chris is a stop on a beach. There's a sign with a skull and crossbows and we're all just watching with beers going.

See how he gets out of this fucking one? Well, Brandon just got married. If he's gonna, I bet he'll have like, you know, things. How's the wedding? So wedding was crazy. Why was it crazy? It was the, okay, in college I used to film weddings as like a job, there's another job.

And so I saw a lot of weddings. This was the nicest, most craziest wedding I've ever been to. I heard it was intense. They were like, they had dancing robots that showed up at one point, like 3 a.m. They're like upping the ante at 3 a.m. They're like, oh yeah, we didn't bust it out the dancing robots. It's 3 a.m. Let's bring them up. Barbara's telling me that when you would get a drink and you'd get to the bottom of the drink, there would be someone

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is Spanish, and I don't know what's going on in Brandon. It's like, I need to find, he tells me, I need like three or four of you guys to do something. I don't know what we're going to do. So he, me, Blaine, and Josh, and Aaron, and Brandon, we're getting things, we're like, what are we doing? I don't know, they just told me to pick some friends. We're doing that and all of a sudden, they cut off the music and they clear the dance floor.

It's like 400 people this way. Geez, clear a big circle and they're like, you guys are doing a dance competition with the professional break dancing troupe over there. There's a professional break dancing troupe. They hired a break dancing troupe. No, they were guests. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And then they're like, then one of us had to get out and that's not that. It's not that. But he was, that was a, they were showing you the image. Yeah.

So did you get out there and bust some? Yeah, I just hung airhumped. Solid. I owe no, no, no, no, here's the deal. So who won? We, I assume we did. It was a thing where it's like, there was no way we were going to actually can, like compete competitively.

So all thing when you kick and spin on your back around. You could have done like that cool Irish day. You keep talking about it. Yeah, I know how to do it. Do the thing you're saying. The space right there, go do it. Well, you need a soft, you need like a shiny floor. Shining.

This one I'm pretty sure is been sweeped recently. And we shine the floor, actually. So Gavin can do it. But it's like there was no way we're going to compete competitively so we have to do stupid dances to like try you know like what and your signal trying to assume get some that night yeah all right so this is the way you do but yeah from one of the guests well no no I didn't have nothing did you bring somebody with you no so you went

there single yes the smart move. Go into wedding single, smart. Right up until the moment you air hump. Yes, until you air hump in front of 400 people and then all of a sudden it's not a smart. Like, actually you've been a single lady at a wedding. Is it like, are you like, oh my god? Is it like a very romantic environment?

You know I'm gonna be honest, it depends on the age. There was a point where I was like, I should get married. And like, that was the sentiment, not like, oh, do I want to be with Ferd, the rest of my life, it was like, I should just have a wedding. Is it actually having a wedding and being married, right? I should have a wedding. You know after that, you're gonna be married, right?

Oh yeah, I don't know about that. Yeah, so I've like, I've absolutely been at that age where you'd go to wedding and just like, you'd get wedding crazy. Now I'm like, where's the bar? And then like you see the bouquet coming, you run the other way. Yeah.

I punch it. My whole thing is like, I couldn't understand. I'm not shaming people for not wanting kids. I got accused of shaming people. Well, shaman you are. It's a fucking shaman you. You're accused of shaving people. Well, get shaman you are. It's a fucking shaman you. You're not even full humans. If you don't want to, I'm just saying it's just one of the things I've noticed about millennials as a group. They tend to not want to have kids. Well, it's also one of those things to where a lot of people are like

living their own lives and enjoying them. And so that switch might come later. Not saying it will for everyone, but if it does, it seems like people are enjoying themselves longer. I don't know, I feel like the later you go in life and the further you get removed from your own childhood that you tend to want to go like experience childhood again or like, you know, be a proxie and have kids. Like you get more and more removed from that situation.

You know, that's what I think. I think some of not wanting to get married is like more of our childhoods had divorced than them. So we're like more like hesitant. Yeah, you know, like, oh, well, you know, I know how that is. The majority of us is the same way. Yeah. There's been a 50% divorce rate in this country since the 50s.

Right. People just didn't talk about it so much, I think. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah. So why have it off to you? Well, that wouldn't wouldn't prevent that people so experienced it said when they were growing up I didn't bring it talk about it. I didn't know my parents were divorced. They never mentioned it for 14 years There was be really angry at breakfast When dad would show up from the hotel

Sorry, I'll interrupt you just to worry you. It's fine. Well, I mean, anything was, I couldn't understand. It's like, why did they hire professional dancing? It was like, I guess it was Brandon's father-in-law. It was just like, I'm going to really embarrass Brandon and his friends. That's awesome.

Like, he just hired a dancing just to embarrass us. I mean, there's a lot of you who could do that. I'm going to him on the wedding, but as long as it embarrasses him. It's embarrassing. Well, there are a lot of things you can do worse than hiring a bunch of professional break dancers to be better at break dancing than your new son-in-law.

Like, there are a lot of other options, so that one is pretty humane. It was fun. It was fun. It was like at the moment, it was terrifying. So, were you trying to get some action or were you just not really going to do it? You know, I was like, no, that was not the necessarily

priority, it was just like, have a good time. You may need light white women. No. Wow. Racist podcast. No, I, you know, I actually, I like Brunette's and darker, you know, I think, yeah. Better play.

Yeah. So here's the question on the having kids think if you had a kid when you were your parents age when they had you How old would your kid be I'd be having kids right now. I Would be my dad's I'd have an eight-year-old. I'm not old enough yet to have a kid. You have an eight-year-old I'd have an eight-year-old crazy, right? Yeah, I have an eight-year-old for me God save, man, I feel bad for my mom. Like if I had to deal with an eight year old that I may need right now,

I'd be like, you little shit. You deal with an 11 year old M14 on a regular basis though. I probably, but yeah, I know, but they're like, they're grown up and they're nice and they know how to play video games and I have to walk them through any of that stuff.

They came speaking English and toilet trained. And with great manners, like you guys did awesome work with those boys. I know, but the chores thing is still like that's our big sticking point in the house. And it's like, hey, JD, go take the, uh, good take their cycling out, go take this out, go do that. And he's like, he always has to pawn it off on Teddy. It's like, I mean, that is funneling money to the end. That's the worst of it though, like, you're doing all right. Like, is there like a program you can just send babies away to and then they come back is like awesome people?

That's easy to be a thing. A lot of people don't like that period of the baby-ness. Like, when I saw Brian Bean brought his, I don't know how old she is now, like two month old baby at this point, month old, he brought her to extra life. It was like, all I could do was like, just walk up and be like, nah, nah, nah, I'm gonna eat and everything. I brought her to extra life. It was like, all I could do was just walk up and be like, nah, nah, nah, nah,

on a sheet and everything. Yeah, I would think it would be like having a kitten, where it's like, you just can't get enough for the kitten while it's a kitten. It's like, it's only gonna be a kitten for a short amount of time. I love this little baby. Except that babies are babies for a lot longer

than kittens are kittens. Which is why that's cool. Also, also kittens, like, you don't have to wipe their ass. Go ahead. Cause they lick them. You don't? No, say go ahead. I wanna hear more about this. Well, yeah, well kittens, you don't have to wipe their ass. Go ahead. Because they lick them. You don't? No, say go ahead. I want to hear more about this.

Well, yeah, you don't have to wipe their ass, do you? You don't have to. Right? No, yeah. OK. Yeah. I didn't think so. Although Ashley said the weirdest thing.

You can sleep. What? Her dad had, she has a cat named Nutmeg, which is a Siamese cat. And Nutmeg is like a- She's a good cat. She's a runt. She's a small cat. And she's the kind of skinny little small cat.

Super cute. She was also super skittish when small cat, and she's the kind of skinny little small cat. Super cute. She was also super skittish when we first got her, but when we were going together, she was living with Ashley's dad, and she's like, I'm gonna bring the cat, and I was like, oh, we're gonna have two cats. Would you watch? Her big selling point about bringing not making

was that she would lick Joe's butthole. Hahaha. Think about it. Okay, Joe does not properly maintain his butt. There's always the grogans. There's always like stuff there. And I'm not gonna wipe the cat's butt because it's not a baby. And so instead he just like has these little bits of stuff.

And I was like, she will take care of that. She's not gonna stand for it. Is that really bugging you? It absolutely bugs me. He's like Here's what you should do that hanging out of him at all times take your finger and flick water on his ainess So he licks the water off. I just got a second cat for that what you're describing is like the old lady who swall to fly Who got another pet to like right and then you're gonna end up with a human sit or not a human's inner pita Sin and pede all looking ch others

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Yeah, every like, a couple of months, if he's getting, if he's had a little spill in the little box, I give him a b- You're still cleaning. You're just getting another cat. That's why you get a cat. months, if he's getting, if he's had a little spill in the little box, another cat. That's why you get a cat. The cats, so they just maintain they do all the stuff. Yeah, but with pet shampoo, solves in each other with pet shampoo and a lovely bath, the cat has never smelled and been more fluffy. See, I don't feel like this small properly cat like them. And I don't think like cat. It's not like anything.

That's right. But the what you do smell like, anything though. Cat smell, right. But the second you put that, yeah. It's like cold when the cat is cold. Oh yeah. And they smell like, it's almost a little bit metallic. So you like the cold smell. You like the opposite of cat sweat.

I like the opposite of cats. I like frozen cats sweat. I'm going to record her saying down with frozen cats sweat. But there's something about like a cat shampoo that just seems to me, I don't know. I don't like it It seems not not appropriately cat- Are you just supposed to do it?

Um, I think I think it's usually reserved for times where they get skunked or really muddy or disgusting But I think normally their their body oil is supposed to be See I've given him maintain them I've given to me maybe five baths and it's usually, he's falling in the toilet or he's just got some poo on him and I want to get it off. Yeah, I wouldn't do it to just be like, well, I'm in the mood to be the cat because no one who's seen does that anyway. Yeah, it's just when there's like an issue, I'll deal with it.

Yeah, the average is about one three times. Then I think it's called for. Yeah, you know, you can also get like wipes for them. You're like, yeah, it's just once a cat has has set for in a toilet I don't want to I don't want to smush the cat You know what honestly I leave our toilet sheets up so that the cats can get in the toilet But that's gross because there's the poo in the butt mode that they're gonna get on him Okay, if there's skid marks in the toilet, yeah, it will go down

But honestly, I like to have an emergency water source and the cats are really like drinking out of ceramics. So I just, but I know. It's not clean for the paws. They have to stand in the bog hole to get to the water. Well, I mean, they're probably not gonna put their actual paws in it. They're gonna brace themselves.

On the seat. They're not at the toilet. You're gonna take, look at the collar. They're back feet go on the seat and then they put their paws above the water line and brace themselves in it. Right, but that's in the pool zone. But as someone who is actually taking a bath in the toilet, I think it's fine.

I think you're overreacting. Toilets are disgusting. It's like grossness. I mean it's true but let's be honest. Animals lick their own assholes. Or other animals' assholes. Or yeah, like you know, if you get lucky. I don't usually pick up my cat by its tongue.

Like, I pick it up by the body. But yeah, not like your face. No. But it's been looking its butt and then looking the rest of its body. So like, it's all there. I feel it has enough steps in between. Not for me to be okay with it.

If he stood in a toilet bowl. There's probably enough steps between the toilet bowl and that as well. I mean, unless he's standing on you when his paws are wet. It's happening. Why don't humans clean in your own time? Really? It's happened?

Why don't humans clean themselves with their tongues or each other? Stinky. You know what's funny? I just think about this the other day where it's like if I have something, something gets on my back of my hand, I would never go like, look at back of my hand, but would never go like, oh, and lick the back of my hand, but I would go like this and then rub it off. Because you want to use the spit, you just don't want to apply the spit

with the bit of the tastes. Right, but it's like, why am I licking my finger which is way worse and then rubbing it on my hand, as opposed to just licking my hand? Because you don't have to taste it. Whatever you think is. You have to taste it.

Most of what I'm spilling on eating, so it's like, I'm okay with that. I think the last thing I spilled on my hands. What you should do is just gob onto your hand. Puh. If you do a raspberry, it's like an even spray. So we're gonna wrap this up, but I wanna cover some stuff from Twitter.

Lacklin Rob. Also know as at the Swink on Twitter. You get a whole plate about spending money. No, no, but I did touch on her with the millennial thing. Sorry, I didn't mean, I wasn't calling anybody out for I was just point out a trend I didn't feel called out that that that trend has obviously been verified by the never-view who are upset that I pointed it out I Think though. I think the only

Millennial is now a trigger word yeah, and that's what I was gonna say millennials of all people don't like being cool Millennials because it's so much variation in the current millennial generation because everyone's still so young and old. I think I'm going to let me answer that. If you're born in the 80s. Yeah. I'm a solid generation next. I think it's like 85 to like 95s more than you. Okay, so I'm Mr.

I'm at age 8. I'm at age 8. I'm like, what? Oh Chris. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. It's just like at the like at this point, millennials are still

being able to get it. It's vampire. It's the only people who are a thousand years old. Those are millennials. But he, this, uh, Lacklin Rob wanted to know about the Ben Franklin discussion. It was Franklin's house in England. Before I guess he moved to the US or, you know, he kept the house in England. It was Franklin's house in England, before I guess he moved to the US or he kept the house in England.

It was Franklin's house in England, anatomy schools were of dubious legality at the time, especially private ones. Let me point out, private anatomy schools still very do this to this day. That we have not progressed at the point where you can have a private anatomy school in your own house,

unless you're like in Southern California in the Valley, that is a totally different kind of anatomy, as long as you film it, it's legal. All right, what else we got on here? We're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, I knew a new nut. I had cousins that were divorces from Sally Schmidt on Twitter. I had cousins that were divorced for nine years,

and no one knew, not even their five children. So that's a case where somebody didn't discuss it. Cousins that were divorced for nine years and no one knew, not even their five children. So that's the case where somebody didn't discuss it. Well at some point don't, like it used to be a thing where you just like, get the separate beds and you're, like even if you stay married, you're living your separate lives,

you're only together for the kids or whatever because it's expected. So there was like divorce before, even divorce was popularized. You just can't rail dudes at home probably Right, you have to go get the nice hotel for that. That's what I do with my dudes We uh, we we actually there was there was a I've been through a divorce So it went to we went to a point where we did talk about that of like do you just want to like

Do you just want to stay together but not be married and like you know Just or just like kind of like just work it out and just go for until after the kids are grown. It was like, we had a very frank discussion about it. And we both were, we talked about it for a couple of days. And then it was like, no, it was like, no, no, no, no, it's a terrible idea. Everybody's done here. So it was, but it was a discussion that we had. I think that's a very practical part of it.

I don't think a lot of people though, when they reach the divorce point, I don't think a lot of people are very practical. I think that a lot of times are just like Nuts, you know, not at this point, but for a long time like divorce was so like it was a thing that like you didn't want to be Divorced because then you were basically Like undatable unmarriageable. Yeah, but I'm seeing like it's also I'm learning a lot of this from televisions. Oh, are you? Yeah. Never been divorced?

Mad man. I mean, only from cats. Not yet. I'm working on my first. I think it'd be really cool to meet someone who's really young and divorced. Like someone who was 20 and divorced, that's cool. Is it?

What? That's usually like young enough to be annulled because it's so early. Because you can get married when you're like 16, I don't think. Well, it depends's usually good. That's usually like young enough to be a knuld because it's so early You get married when you're like 16 I don't think well Depends on if I was single and I met someone who was 25 and they were divorced I'd be like that's kind of cool. I would just assume that they were really bad at making life decisions Like like if I'm jumping to something as serious as marriage and then back quickly be like nope I'm out if it would not what if they have kids would feel like I'm just fine. I'm divorced and I have a kid.

Cause they obviously got married cause they got pregnant. I knew somebody. Well, I mean, you're generalizing Chris. Well, no, no, well, but I'm just saying like, if someone gets married really young and has a kid, it's they're probably like related related. Statistically, yeah, they're probably related

to the baby in some way. Well, okay. Well, I know what you say. Yeah. We get to keep its bones. But I knew somebody who actually know a couple of different people. I should clarify this for legal reasons. I've heard stories about people who know people, a couple different people who were married

to someone for a green card. They had married someone else. Like people who were married to someone for a green card. They had married someone else. They weren't trying to get a green card. They were American citizens and they married someone they knew or had worked with in order to help them get a green card. And occasionally they would have to get together with this person for a weekend

and act like a married couple and go around and do stuff, prove that they were actually married and in love. They were definitely married, which seems like a huge commitment to make to someone for a favor, and they'd have to stay married for like five or six years, and they'd have to just have to get together

and take pictures together to maintain their marriage relationship. What if they, what if, what if, what if, what if, what's that? I think it's really lovely. That's a very nice thing to do to someone. It's a super nice thing to do. Well, I always worry about the people that I knew

is saying, what happens if you meet somebody you want to get married, you can't and you're going to have to explain to your significant other, oh, I can't get married because I'm married to this other person. What? I'm going to be talking. You know what? I'm pretty sure that's also happened on television. About people being married for a green card stuff, for immigration stuff.

Oh, yeah. And then they go to date someone and they're like, I'm married and they're like, oh, no, you don't understand. You know what? I think it was a romantic comedy. It was a movie. I don't like friends. Sounds like David Schwimmer thing oh no, you don't understand. You know what? I think it was a romantic comedy. It was a movie. So it sounds like David Schwimmer thing on friends. I don't know, I'm gonna look it up.

I'm gonna look it up and then I'm gonna go watch that movie. Something about you said, like yeah, if you meet someone and they're married, but it's only like a married for whatever green card reasons, right? Right? Yeah, that's it. That's kind of, that's it.

Thanks Chris, that's what I said. That's for tips, thanks for all you asked me. I was, I stopped myself because you That's what I said. That's for tips. Thanks. I will you ask me. I was I stopped myself because you started saying when I was going to say I like the conversations on this podcast girl is this like other conversations progressing. Yeah, we're going to. It's like the conversation. Flew off the pass or whatever. But yeah, I was going to I was going to say though. It's like if you're that if you're gonna commit to something like that that's a big deal

That's like you know, you're I'm sure they didn't get a prenup or anything like that. I'm very kind Oh look at that. Yeah, the 1990 romantic comedy green card starring and in MacDowell and Gerard Deppardo Deppard do Deppard you He was a dreamboat. He was also in my father the hero dude that movie Would you ever he would jarong that was that what you say? He like he was did you ever see my father the hero It was really funny It would never be able to come out now because it was like he was divorced and then he he had his daughter and took her on vacation Yeah, you know, she's she's like 15 16 and she like met like a bunch of people and was trying to impress them

And so told them that like he was her older lover. Oh wait, I feel like I've seen that. And so then all the people start dreaming weird and they're all these comedic misunderstandings like when he goes and sits down at the piano with the resort and starts singing, thank heaven for little girls.

Oh my God. It's amazing, you could never come out now, but it's really wonderful. Ha ha ha ha. Good come out because of the age everything or the incest thing. I just think like that sort of comedy is just poorly, it's poorly received now. All right, we're gonna, we're gonna go

to the post show. But I had something I was watching walking dead last night episode of Walking Dead. And I had something I was watching, walking dead last night's episode of Walking Dead. And I heard something I never thought I'd hear on television, on network television. It was another character telling somebody else, I just slipped my dick down your throat. And you said thank you to me for that. And then her head caved in.

I was like, I'm in the f**k. That's like, I would not expect that to be said. Like someone has to get away with like, oh shit, or you're an asshole. It's like, yeah, I can see how they would not expect that to be said. Like, sometimes I get away with like, oh shit, or you're an asshole. It's like, yeah, I can see how they get away with that. But this was like, that's extremely graphic. I think the last episode was the first time they used

the C word and the F word without censorship on television. I think it was walking dead. What is it? What? Can't say that on TV. Apparently you can, because they did it. Woo.

Yeah, they really pushed the balance. It's bad. It was. All right, well, thanks for tuning in to this episode of the Rushi's podcast. As Gavin mentioned earlier, if you want to participate in the Extra Life Raffles, you still have time to do that. Gavin, do you know the URL to which to send people?

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Well, I think Jack was saying earlier that he wanted to have $500,000 donated on the stream and we got almost $700,000. We left, we left around midnight and it had already passed 500. It was really amazing. I know that in the time that I stopped watching at home and arrived at the set, it had jumped by like 40,000. Yeah. It was insane how fast it was going.

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