Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie Ups His Pancake Game - #479

Episode Date: February 13, 2018

Join Ashley Jenkins, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss pancakes, nudity in film, food misconceptions, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I would like if the introduction took the entire hour. Bernie, how? And this episode of The Rissjee the Podcast is brought to you by Casper mattresses and even Prime and we'll talk more about them later. Did you know that? Did you read the series? No, it's listening to you before you were like, you were like, no, no, that was good though, because we had no discussion about that.

And I have the thing over there. My question is this, is there an amount of money? Did I get the right? That could turn into Ashley. Oh God no. Like, have you seen Altered Carbon? No, I have no. That's the only way.

It's great. So I- I'm just talking about- You like it. I never shut up about the books. I loved them. The books are really. Have you watched the show yet?

Yes. Well, I'm watching it. Okay. The books are really. Have you watched the show yet? Yes. Well, I'm watching it. Okay. But it's fantastic. It's what, 10 episodes? Yeah, 10 episodes. It's like Netflix, so it's binge. It's already all out.

It came out, what, the second? Yeah. I think February 2nd, it came out. Yeah. What were you in Sydney? Think of it like Blade Runner aesthetic, but. Naked. Naked.

What? Oh, so what you did. Naked, everyone's like real fit but naked naked. What? Lots of naked. So what's naked? And everyone's like real fit and real naked. Unbelievably fit. Is there is there penis? Yes. There is total dong.

There is a naked penis. The dong to boob right here though is way off. It's way off. In what way? In what way? Even like, well, the boobs are all the time. Way more boobs. Well, that's always the case.

It's always the case. Yeah, but even like sometimes you get, we were talking about this air in earlier, but sometimes you get boobs and then you get dude butt. Even the dude butt ratio is not what it should be. But what we get is good. It was good. You get some solid dong.

Solid dong. I remember seeing the dong and Django and Shane and I was just like, hey, and then I've never seen a Dong and a movie since. Who was Dong and you're seeing Django? You see Django's. He's really his Dong? He's like hanging upside down and perhaps his penis,

it's like silhouetteed. Oh, okay. He's like looking at his own, he's looking at his own penis in the eye. Yeah, what? There was that scene of forgetting Sarah Marshall where Jason Seagull's Dongs were flapping about. Oh yeah, that's been a forgetting ceremonial where Jason Seagal's Dongs will flapping about. Oh, yeah, that's good funny movie dick.

I find like dick is only done funny in movies never like seriously. We haven't even mentioned the big thing yet. Which is today is the pancake podcast. We got talking about altered carbon. Today is Gavin's please explain for the audience why we're eating pancakes. Eight times trove Tuesday in pancakes. Eight times. Shrove Tuesday, isn't it? In it. Oh, I can't say it with such confidence.

My favorite part. We had a conversation about it once on a podcast. You said it wasn't real. And I said, yeah, it is. And it was real. Do you know who we are? Do you know who we are? To be fair.

I told Ellie that we were this week we're doing the pancake podcast. We're eating pancakes. Just why are you eating pancakes? And I said, because of TROV Tuesday, and then she looked at me for probably like 10 seconds and then goes, oh right, yeah, okay. Well, so it makes me think of the conspiracy among British people.

She should be all about it, she's religious. That's true, she's all about being a Christian. Yeah, but do Christians celebrate TROV Tuesday and Marty Grau? Because that's what what sinners do, I think. Like, they wanna get it all as excuse for they have, I don't think they're really religious nice people out there.

Or is it like things specifically? Partying up. All right, I was a long time ago when I was doing all the chat stuff. Yeah. I didn't realize it was the pancake podcast until like two days ago when you told me to be on. So listen, I gotta say something

Gus is not here. I was bad mouth. I was like how tiny you are in your shop because of all the Buried and stuff So Not just like a better future. They should zoom in on all the rest of us to compensate Like extremely uncomfortably close up. Are you all right? Why don't we get this quick, is this sponsor for God's sake? All right, all right. It's ready.

Yes, it's first date, not third date, come on. Yeah. But yeah, I was kind of bad mouth and guss because guss is not here today, even though Miss Ashley Jenkins introduced herself. I'm very happy about this replacement. Who would like a pancake first?

Ladies first. Gavin. And I was trying to do a kindness. You want one? I want pancakes. All right, you got a pancake. Come on. What do you want on it?

I would look like that as we go. Yes. If you want like chocolate and they get like, you know, I think you got my pancake. Barb, you want one too? Yes, please, Mr. Burns. I'm going to put in a special request. I feel like I should tell you now.

I want a club pancake. A club pancake. What's a club pancake? No, Gavin. Let me pour this and I'll get back to my seat. Well, what defines a club sandwich? It's got like middle bread, right? Oh, bacon.

Oh, also you want a pancake, pancake, pancake, like a, like a bed, I thought that I like bacon. Bacon was what made it a club. I thought you had to have a pancake. So a BFP is a club? You're insane. No, like a meat and a bacon. A meat and a pake. I think a club. I thought you had to have. So BFT is a club? You're insane. No, like a meat and a bacon. A meat and a bacon.

I think a club sandwich has the layers. I just thought it was a middle. I thought they were all just trying to be real fancy by doing that. The club is turkey ham and bacon, that's a club. That's a BLT. What, no, what? T.

B. B? The other thing, the club has to be like the triple decker. Yeah. So it's a Wopper club burger? Why do we have a big magic? A big magic. A big magic.

A big magic club burger. Yeah, big magic looks like a club burger. It's made up. It's a Cobb salad. It's just like meat disguises a salad. That's what it is. I want to open up a bar called club burger. Like, no.

No, no. No, no. No, this is a club. It sounds like fun. It's 21 and over, please. I was making fun of Gus because Gus is not here today. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's very, very, very consistent about it. The classic personal day. I'm pretty sure this is Gus' personal day for his trip to our GX Sydney. I was like, he didn't even mention to me that it was the pancake podcast when he asked me

to, because I had to arrange the cast for this. Do you think he knew? Did he forget? I know he didn't forget, at least I think he didn't forget, because we have something really, really cool that he prepared, it's right behind me, you can see it right there. We have a pancake bot that will print pancakes

in whatever design. That's the peak of technology, shut it, oh, down. Yeah, don't eat anything after that. How do we, how are we gonna top ourselves next year? I have no idea. We can't. Oh, you know what I was, I had a plan to do before Patrick revealed the pancake bot to me,

as I was gonna try to make you guys Japanese pancakes. What are those? They're pancakes, but from Japan. Oh! They are. You remember we had them in Japan? They're a fluke.

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Okay, I'm gonna put talking chips in this other one just because I feel like somebody's gonna watch all the chips. I got really close to the mic when I said that. Just my jams. I'll allow it. So what are we done? We've done designs for the pancake bot. I think we have some faces.

Woo. I guess this is here. You get mad at me by my computer volume. You're text to me was great though, because you were like, you asked me to do a podcast. It's the parking podcast. We literally have one tradition. It's the parking podcast.

He's not here for you. You didn't mention it to me. I was really offended. So would we have just done it next week? No, you can't miss it. Look at that. No, look at this. This is perfect.

What a great start for making. I think you're supposed to put the chocolate chips in before the first flip. You're probably right. That it cooks in there. I do it my way. And then it says like that compresses going off. Yeah, it is a little bit loud.

So it's probably going to pick it up on my mic. But it's like a little servo and it takes a lot of special traditions. Make a terrible audio product. Like steak day. Oh, I know right Yeah, which we've only done once. Yeah, it's a tradition if it's only been done once It's a tradition up here, and that means it will happen again Barbara. Yeah, Ashley. Who would like the plain pancake? Actually, you get to choose I like Pancake pancake. Well, we have many toppings that you can now add to it

And Barbara you get to do some syrup on the chocolate pancake of which you were very critical on one point I was like, I'm gonna pancake pancake. Well, we have many toppings that you can now add to it. I'm gonna pancake. Barbara, you get to do some syrup on that chocolate pancake of which you were very critical on one point out. Well, I'm sure I will enjoy it just as much. Peanut butter. So guys, Can you pass it on that fat lady over there? Yeah.

You're not gonna shame me, I'm gonna be in a butter. Use the hashtag Archi Podcast. Send us an image that you want us to print a pancake in the shape of and we'll choose Hopefully won by the end of the podcast and we'll print it. We'll load it up in the printer. Thank you There you are. Thank you, Brandon. I'm gonna make you one on the pancake He said he wanted the club pancake. I you know when you say that I was gonna make you one like a club

From like the deck of cards club. No Probably do a golf club. You want a club pancake? I want a golf club. I want a club from a card. I might regret this, but because the way you cooked it, just... Oh, that was awesome. It has glued itself to the plate. It's the plate, too. Oh, here we go. What are we making here?

Oh, look. Surprise. You don't have to guess what it is. Surprise. It looks like a wave. It's a wave. We have imported, I think some images beforehand. And also some of us have drawn.

All right, we have a comment here. I'm getting started on crew pancakes. Sheep, it's only what you guys want. Anybody want pancake? Chalka, chup, chup, chup. Chalka, chup, chup. There we go. Do it before you take it.

Oh, fuck. I'm gonna lose it. I also want a club for like clubbing seals. Oh my god. But Ashley, what are you telling them about the... Is that some kind like clubbing seals. Oh my God. But Ashley, what are you telling them about the... Is that a special kind of club? Sick. Ashley, tell them about the thing we discovered in Sydney,

while we're there for RTIXIDD. Speaking of Fulfi Japanese things. Fulfi Fulfi. It's not just like, it's not just bunnies and it's not just pancakes. We found Fulfi Japanese cheesecake. Oh my God, it was incredible. I think we've showed it the gift on the podcast

before where they like tap the cheesecakes and they go, they flip. They're like lighter than air. Oh my gosh. It was like eating a cloud. Yeah. Like a sweet sugary cloud. Actually, Barbara and I went out late.

We were trying to go find one of my favorite restaurants in the world, which is like a kind of a garbage restaurant they're called Pyface where they serve meat pies like all night long, but like most of them have gone out of business. We went to four different meat pies, trying to find, or Pyface is trying to find a meat pie. Yeah, and we finally stumbled into one

that was open and had pies. And it was not worth it. Not worth it. It wasn't totally worth it, right? But we then had Japanese cheesecake. So I think it kind of brought the night back up. Yeah. Australia is great.

So we had mix of Asian shit and English shit. Oh, that's it. That's even the same place. Uncle Tetsu's. But there's a gift out there where they brand it with that Uncle Tetsu. And when they brand it, the whole cheesecake goes, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, it's so good.

It sounds like something to podcast. It's the kind of thing that would look good in one of those satisfying videos, all the different satisfying jiggle vocals. Yeah, what time you guess you were 5'11? We get so much stuff to get to do. We have like ton of guests and everything. There's people here for the pancake podcast.

Can I have a pancake? Yeah, you wanna chalk it one? Yeah, can I have way more chocolate chips, Lila? In this? Just one of those mine, or am I having the next one? I'll have you have the next one. Okay, I have the next one, because I'm on talk it one. Yeah, can I have way more chocolate chips, Lennon? In this? Just one of those mine, or am I having the next one? I'll have the next one. Okay, I have the next one, because I'm on it. I was gonna do one for you off the printer.

I mean, I'll eat two pancakes. All right, fair play. Let's not limit ourselves. I think people could probably already guess what the pancake thing is making right now. Can you see it? Can you see it? Yeah, you can see a little picture of picture.

It's like co, there it is. Oh, look at that, that's technology. It's good. It's picture. It's like color. Oh, there it is. Oh, look at that. Look at that technology. It's good. It's good. I want to be clear. Oh, wait, is that Bernie? No, it's got. Are you sure?

Yeah. Bernie has a big head. It's got to do that horrible beard that he's got in the arch. Oh, yeah. And just the sticks. It should be clear too. This camera is awesome because it shows how it works. But the actual presentation side of the podcast

is the side that's down. When you flip it over, then it begs like certain parts of it longer for different colors. Like to dock a bits. Like the Jesus pancake. It's like, take a darker bits. I don't know what that means. Do Jesus have darker bits?

No, like the classic piece of cake and pancake is Jesus. Oh, okay. Yeah, like pancake hot with like Jesus. I don't know if it's everyone's classic I mean the cross is always trying to say to her Jesus's face who makes People seeing Jesus face in food. Isn't that like a whole thing like people seeing it in like Doritos and but and will be like trees to right I can please. Yeah, that's looking really good. What is the highest resolution? I have I have talking on my hand and I'm tempted to lick it off,

but I can't. Why not? Because I'm sanitary doing things. Since when? Well, I'm sanitary when I'm making other people's food. I don't worry about my own. That's a big turn off, isn't it? When someone let just sucks off their fingers.

Act glad. Where are some people? All right, Pa, pancake come out. You Cody, did you want to be one of the people in one of the chocolate? I'm believe he said chocolate chip. Are they done? This one's a little nice and smooth. Anybody else want one? You want some banana top?

I'll banana it. There we go. You're up. Yeah, so RTX Sydney was this is our first podcast that we're all back Gavin. Unfortunately, you didn't get to go go I wish I could have gone again But it was a visa issue for you, right? Yeah, I could have gone. I just wouldn't have been out to come back Look at that look at the dollops Allops. I put bananas on this for you.

But when we were staying there, so for this trip, I took Teddy. Cause years ago, I took JD, he's five years old. I took him on a trip to Australia. I'm like a solo trip. Yeah. And when you have two kids, no matter how far apart they are, parody is such an important thing. The fact that I took JD solo to Australia,

cause Teddy was too young to go. Man, at some point in Teddy's life, I was gonna have to take him on a solo trip. What is the age restriction for Australia? Well, he was like too small for an international term. Teddy would have been like one. To be fair, it's not a short one. It's one of those mine.

Yeah, this is the super chocolatey one. Is that mine? Can you put more? Ah yeah, you want more? And then, and then, and because it's a club, can you put more pancake on the top? Yeah, I'll do that. For it, that you work really well.

For Christian. Look at that. What's, there you go. His chocolate and banana. So what's the youngest do you think kids should be on an international flight? Like a long flight like that, because the flight there from LA is 15 hours. It's not actually an age where it starts, where they can get on a flight. Okay. Long flight like that because the flight there from LA is 15 hours. It's not

actually an age where it starts where they can get on a flight. There's actually a window where they're good up until about probably seven or eight months, then no way bring them on a plane until they're about like four I would say. Because it's a sentient and fussy. Oh man they just like and they get the concept of getting bored which you don't want on a 14 hour flight. Man, we had, there was one point, I forget what we were doing, but Teddy was bored, and a bored kid when you're trying to do something

who's like pushing everything and like touching everything. It's forming. Yeah, and it's just like, just stop, just stand there if you can. What the best thing happened to us on the plane back from Australia? Anytime. There was a,

Wow. Oh my god. There was a, wow. Oh my god. There was a family with two babies, two babies with them. Two babies. That right next to me and Bethany on the flight back. And obviously when they sat down, it's like, oh great, here we go. 15 hours with a family with two newborn babies.

Right before we take off, one of the stewardess comes over and she goes, there's a there's a road just a couple aisles ahead that's completely empty with no one in front of it, so you guys won't be disturbed if you'd like to move there. And so, got up to the babies. Oh great. So the family was the babies. So just the babies move. Just the babies move.

So the parents went like this. But they got up and moved and we were saved the whole flight. Yeah, but I mean, why not just embrace the crying baby answer the question for 15 hours. Yeah It's a little baby. What can it do you were baby? You got on planes right? Probably and I probably made it people miserable well There you go. She's probably rolled their eyes when they saw me and I don't want I don't want that reaction All right, so I'm gonna go get this pancake off here I got flippin'. Do you think that being bored is the first emotion

that a human experiences? No, I'd say, you just come out of the woman, you're like, God, you're bored. For the stress. Wapen. No, no. I'll just pass. I'm just gonna pass.

The pancake could go wrong. I'll laugh. It did, it's nice. Looks like I don't know. A baby is bored, when it, a baby is in board for months. Like it's just a baby like suck at its own foot. But eventually it's just run out of things to suck on itself. And it's just a board baby.

Can you ever really run out of things to suck on yourself? Have you ever run out of, or you just run out of the ability to suck them? All right, Gavin. That's right. You are, Barb, I think you should get the Gus pancake. I just, I'm okay. Anybody else will get Gus pancake? Patrick, do you like, I think you should get the Gus pancake. I'm just okay.

Anybody else will the Gus pancake Patrick? You want? I think Patrick should take the Gus pancake. I'm extra appropriate to you. Have we? Are Lord and Savior? I'll do it, turn out. Can I see?

Not great. I'll go back over here. I'll go here. So you can see it. Wow. It looks just like him. You know what it was? Someone superimposed that over actual Gus's face.

I left. I left it on too long and So everything kind of became one color. Well, so it didn't spread it. There's too many gaps. Well, it's not it's more art and science Put down a base coat or something So okay, I'm gonna try to go through some stuff that's on the pancake, but did you ever think you'd be speed? Then I go down. You should make the one that I- Barbara's contribution.

You should make the one I drew. I like the title of the file is not a dick. I think we're all gonna be very surprised by that. It's a dick. Did you think when we started talking about Shrove Tuesday, you'd be electronically programming pancakes, but you're happy you are. Oh, me?

I was in a bar, yeah. No, I never thought I'd get these once. Yeah, but you got a good pancake. I just hope that the inside cooks. It's not gonna. Can you smash it so it gets a bit higher? No, if he touches it, it's a little bit longer. Yeah, you might have to flip. Yeah, we'll do it for a bit longer. I think it's fine. Okay. But on this trip, Teddy came with us and we were able to get for a really good rate the room right next to our own

with a door for a joining room. So Teddy basically had his own room, which was really cute because he called it his apartment and he was like going to his apartment and it was, you know, we had an unlock door right between our rooms. You were the same hotel that we all were in, right? Yeah.

The like weird sex dungeon hotel. Yeah, it was a little, there was some sex stuff. He had his own sex dungeon. What's sex dungeon? There was like, Budwar stuff on the doors and everything. Like, he didn't notice the sex stuff. I did not, but I'm noticing the sex stuff right now. What's happening? I'm a pig ending me. It's so unsuddle.

It really rushed the shaft. It's already done pretty much You put it, Barbara. I was just drawing. Is that vein in the middle? Yeah, where's the top of the shop? I don't know. I drew it and it didn't make it. Maybe it'll get to it. Look at it go crazy on the hair though. That's clearly not gonna hold itself together. Hey, Will. We'll find out. I drew it and it didn't make it. Maybe it'll get to it. Look at it go crazy on the hair though. That's clearly not gonna hold itself together. Hey, well, we'll find out. He filled it in. We'll find out what happens.

Stay tuned, everybody. Dude, but Teddy did this thing where on day two or three, he came over to our room and then he looked at the mini bar. And he goes, oh, you guys haven't eaten your snacks. Oh, I can't wait. What? He said, you haven guys haven't eaten your snacks. Oh, I said, what? He said, you haven't eaten any of your snacks. I go, these snacks, he goes, he goes, yeah, I go, Teddy, you have to pay for these because I thought they were complimentary.

I went in his room, he'd opened everything in the mini bar just to try and the emergency bow tie. No, he didn't do the emergency bow tie or the couple's kit. It's like the thing where you pick up a packet of M&Ms. It's $9. Yeah, no, he just had opened everything and said, I don't like this. And you know, because we're Australian candy, you want to try different stuff.

Yeah. But he didn't know you had to pay for it. He thought it was open to a matter of. He opened it. I'll put it in Tim Tams. So, I'm gonna find out how much that costs pretty soon. It's probably gonna be a couple hundred dollars for all that. Do you think he's done a bunch of other stuff

like you ordered a rest of this? He won't be a couple hundred, do you think? Oh, I believe I, he's like, two or three hundred. If he ate the whole thing, if he had everything there, all the drinks too, which is no nothing to drink. Although, we'd be trying to see if we could get him to be like, you're in another country,

it's okay, here's some tequila. Cause if he had that would probably put him off it forever and ever and ever. But he was too smart for us. Oh, did you think he'd go any, I got you a jack-o-jack-o-jack-o-jack. Oh, he got your shaft top. Because the fear that would probably put him off it forever and ever and ever What's he doing now? Oh, do you think he got you a jack you like oh good got your shaft top it did and I don't remember drying that much hair But apparently thank you. I was watching you do it. You were at it for a while And there was a discussion about whether or not to fill it in we did So is that donner is another layer coming?

There should be another layer. Okay, it'll'll fill it in. It's charging up again. So what it does is I'll grab it really quickly after it finishes this next layer. So what it does, it puts down like a definition layer and it lets that cook for a while and then puts another layer over the top. So theoretically, it should be multiple colors of pancake-dunness.

That's the line. Yeah, that's the way it works. I mean, this is like, somebody went to school for a really long time studying engineering, which is a very difficult degree. And then this is what they made. They made it. But then more specifically,

this is what's being made with all of their work. Is this where we're headed? I too have a degree. Yeah, no. I don't know about you guys. I've been super depressed about just the trajectory of what's going on in YouTube. And it's not YouTube, everyone says, oh, it's YouTube.

But what people are watching and what people are making now on YouTube is just like, it's on this steady fucking decline. Yeah. You know, like everyone's bitching about Logan Paul. Yet, Logan Paul is got like 19 million subscribers in just a couple of years. I saw a dude yesterday on one of those like little electrical scooters

with a helmet and a GoPro attached to his head and a giant sign with his YouTube channel on and he was blasting shitty music, filming. And it's like, it's really, So this in real life? Yeah. It downtown Austin last night. And it's like, is this really the content

you're creating for your channel? Like, what is it? I'm gonna enjoy YouTube, why have we won? I know it's cool, but like, take it like channel and see how was successful that marketing strategy. I just also feel like it's very invasive. Like I'm just walking down the street

and there's a guy filming me that's trying to go on. You know, you've got to be out there bugging people, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if he's filming other people and all this public pranks suck, but I feel like they're cracking down on that stuff now. Yeah, and we try to avoid that stuff. There's two things that I had a rule against

for a really long time, which was no hidden camera stuff in the office. Yeah. And I think that immersion video that we did. There's also the Scorpion prank. Violet that, that was after that. And then the other rule was we were never doing a fucking prank show, ever, ever, ever.

And Chris and Aaron went out and shot the pilot for social disorder. And so they were pranking one another. And I was like, oh, I didn't really like it. It was a great show, I never liked it another and I was like, oh, anybody really liked it? It was a great show and everybody liked it, but I was, you know. It still has a tint about it. Yeah, it has a tint about prank off the joke was them

and not just innocent people having a day on their own. Yeah. It was, but then even after a while they were like, you know, you gotta come up with ideas and eventually you start to inconvenience people. And that's, I don't think anybody's really interested in that. Actually, it's one of the few shows at Rucho-Keed that went to television pilot.

Yeah. Well, yeah. I don't know if I can legally say that, but didn't get picked up by anything. No, I didn't get picked up by the network that took it to television pilot, but Chris and Aaron worked on that for a while. My precious is almost done.

My precious. It's looking good. I'm gonna flip it as soon as possible. It might seem premature, but that's fine. That's all right. I'm gonna flip it as soon as possible. It might seem premature, but that's fine. That's fine. I'm gonna put that joke. This is a good pancake, Buns. Yeah.

Yeah, you've upped your game in the last four, maybe? Dude, look at this, the pancake bots helping me out today. That thing looks like it's steaming. It probably is. In a bad way, steaming? I think it's ready. It makes the gaffy-ist pancakes. It's ready.

Look at that. You got a poor layer, right? It's done. It's done. Getting a thumbs up that it has done. Alright, barbed you're shaking. Here, like Gavin shake this one if you want to. Oh.

You're starting shaking. You don't even question it. Oh, he's then shaking. Do it. Oh, it's shaking. Do it. Oh, it's huge. I mean, regular size. Go on the flipper.

Look at this for scale with that. Yeah, pretty accurate, right, buddy? Pretty accurate. Right, Ashley? Yeah, definitely, definitely accurate. The holes in the middle are interesting. Oh, yeah. I can see you went for circumcised there. That's all I know

Oh, look at that What bad bad you are Jewish. It's not bad those pews are dark. Feel bad doing this Can you really fill in the holes? What's that? What do you want me to do about again? Poor a bit of no, but it's done. I feel like that's body shaming What do you want me to do about the game? Poor a bit of... No, but it's done! I feel like that's body shaming. Oh!

Let's just put it in the cap. Or the circumcision went wrong, okay? Jesus. I'm just getting... Sorry. A little bit. What are you doing? Cut off a warts or something.

I don't know what I'm doing here. But we were out to dinner. So something? I'm just trying to get it to where it'll cook a little bit. And that'll give you your too big for a plate. Dawn pancake. All right, what else should we make next? Gavron, I'll make one for you.

My head? I just don't know how to play it. Oh, it's not the bell end. No, no, no, that's just a broken vein. Oh, yeah Like that is big can you eat that in one bite? Do we do the no logo with it? Can you get it all in? God no Gavin I did load up a pattern here that I thought you would ask for here any in the pancake spot

I had them load up a waffle pattern here that I thought you would ask for. There you are. And the pancake spot. I had them load up a waffle. You would enjoy a pancake. I would. That's shaped like a waffle. Was that you the first year who kept calling it a waffle instead of a pancake?

I did. Yeah. Let's try a waffle with a different shape. That one uses a lot though, right? Well, the similar batter. But the same batter. Is it the same one? Is that the same one?

Exactly. Well, I think I think Dinner batter They're their instructions on are there instructions on that how to make it waffle as opposed to how to make it pancake? Oh, you mean for the consistency of the batter right because it aren't our waffles Where are you gonna have one so sorry? Can we back up and can you say that again so the Gavin can hear? Slightly less water for waffles. Let's see how you say what you said.

Shut up. All right, can I get that batter? Babs please? Batter up. All right, see if you can guess this one, Gaff. This is for you. It's a waffle. Very visual podcast this week.

It is a very visual podcast. Pancake podcast is always visual and we make no apologies for it. It's a waffle. Very visual podcast this week. It is a very visual podcast. Pancake podcast is always visual. We make no apologies for it. Go watch it on YouTube or on the Root Cheese site. Oh, it's a cheaman, Hannah. Oh, you got it? You got it already. Yeah, it's a huge part of logo.

Oh, how did you, did you guys input something for that? No one drew it by a free hand. You did free hand? Holy crap. That's impressive. All right, I'm making some more pancakes. Anybody? Anybody in the audience wants some? Hey, why don't we have Steph come join us? Yeah, we've got some friends in from out of town. There's actually like an Aussie invasion right now. I think they're all huddled and circled before and I was a little afraid.

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But they're gonna charge us back for that And I think here's important. Yeah, like I remember like young guys don't do it. Yeah Right, you don't do it. What are you supposed to do? I should do it. I should do it. You wash it and then you moisturize it. There's two steps. There's only two things. And they provide that.

But what did cavemen do? They washed. And then they looked really old. They died at 20. Oh yeah. They didn't worry about it too much. So otherwise you just get older looking wrinkles? Well, it's like it's good for your skin.

So you might not wrinkle as soon, and you're just gonna be in better condition. So like the, yeah, me and Ashley Moistraise, and we could be, we could be 18 or 50. Who knows? I'm actually 68. Oh, look at that. It's true.

It's true. I'm coming close to 30. Bernie likes the older ladies. Why do you say that like that? I'm way past 30. You met me when I was 15. I know. He has been with us. He's been with us. You met me when I was 15. I know. He's new.

He's new. It's weird. You met me when I was 30. Oh god. You're as old as I was going to be. Yeah. You're going to be that age. I still got two years.

That's how long we've known each other. Which 15 year old will you meet to keep the cycle going? Let's find out. Who's going to be the lucky boy or girl? Ashley, do you want to introduce our guests? And so you're just talking about RTX Sydney, where we just got back from? Yeah.

So I'm going to choose the first keynote speaker for RTX Sydney. Easy choice. If super easy, long time friend of mine, Stephanie Bindex and she used to host a good game on the ABC for Australia, and now hosts a show called Screenplay. And so she, where she's like my soul sister, we are super nerds together. Ah, she, this is the only person who sister, we are super nerds together. Aw.

She, this is the only person who would go see step up in the theaters with me and wear leggings with like little like, like, like, little warm up things on our legs. I was like, like, warmers? Oh yeah. We got, we got really into it. It was amazing.

Was that step up two or three? I mean, I don't know. It was one of them. But there were multiple dance battles and they took place and it was like earthquake-type shattering dance moves. Oh wow, yeah. Also, I'm very proud of Ashley and her new hobby

that she has, which is making armor in our living room. She's like scale male and chain male. But Steph is like super into it. So that's not a thing. I appreciate it. That way you got your inspiration from? Yeah, well, I got inspiration initially from the Renfair that we went to for the Bernie vlog.

And I walked in there and I was like, my people, I've found them. And so I'm actually taking like a leather armor-making class in March. That's amazing. I'm like, right now I can do chain and I can do scale mail because if I mess something up, I can like undo it. You realize you're going to have to make

a game of Thrones costumes. I was about to say, you need to stop taking commissions because I feel like a full personalized on, almost that would be great. And after Jenkin's special. Well, we were, we were watching TV. Delivered in 20 years. TV, that's the thing is we were watching TV the other night

and then we watched what, five episodes of Altered Carbon in a Row. And over the course of it, I was doing some chain mailing stuff and I made this much. Like I made a square like this big. What you learned is you go too. So much time.

Like you had to reduce some stuff from your scale because you learned how to make curves. And you were going around a shoulder for that. Yeah, I was trying to make, I was using the model for bras. Yeah. So figure you got to like shape it around, right? That's a good one. And, and you had to do what's called contractions. And so I made a bunch and then it turns out

it was way too much. I had to undo half my project and redo it. So it's a definitely learning process. So if you make a mistake, you have to go back, like just completely backstep what you just did. Pretty much. Steph, you want to get in your pancake? I mean, I feel like I see you've got veggie mud there.

I feel like I should represent my Oh really? Do you really want to do that? No, it's principle, isn't it? Surely. Yeah, I look maybe I'm like chocolate with it. It'll be kind of like a soul of caramel thing. What about butter and vegetables?

Isn't that what you're supposed to do? That's right. Yeah, you should layer it. I pay attention. I didn't have the bread asking for this. Oh, sweet before coming. Yeah. Thank you for offering though.

I feel like as the international guest, I am warringly far away from where all the awesome food action is happening. Oh, cool. Nice. Yeah, this is good. Very good. It's been a difficult time since Steph has been here because Austin is such a food-based city

that when she's like, what can we go do? I'm like, well, we can go eat here. And we can go eat here. We do. All I've done since, we can go eat here and we can go eat here. I can't go out here. I've done since I arrived. It's just eight with you guys. Yeah, pretty much the entire itinerary has been food. Well, when I first visited, it was like, I was here for a week

and they're like, oh, I'm gonna eat here, here, here, here, and here and then I left and I was full. I was like, I need to move it now. Well, it's so bad and you can, stuff you can vouch for this that we go from eating place to eating place, because there's so many in Austin that we'll be at a meal, and we'll be discussing where we're gonna go

for the next meal, like later that day. My first meal in Austin was four barbecue places, three barbecue places, my bad. You did a bang, bang, bang, bang? Yeah, we did. What was it, blacks? Crixes? You can look at the vlog, we did the exact same tour on the vlog for laser team to there you go Didn't you go to that no?

Thanks Thanks for reminding me I was I put a call out on Twitter to ask for like recommendations of stuff to do in Austin and it was just all Bob a queue places Yeah, it's a cool like some maybe some landmarks with them, no, nothing. All food. And those are our landmarks. That's really the only thing that happened in Austin. It's live music and food. It's just columns of smoke that are cooking different kinds of meats to different places.

I like what you said to you, Bernie, how you were like in Austin, there are two places you can eat, you can eat in an old house, or you can eat in a truck. Pretty much. Yeah. Those are the trash ruts. All right, you want your pancake here?

Yeah. That's the best one, yeah, I think, from the robot. It's pretty good. We had some practice doing this. We had a good practice one before the show. I think it was a gust as well. I'm trying. I'm trying, mate.

That's amazing. You want to try some of the balls? Yeah, take a look. I'll see how it is. But, yeah. Just hold the phone. Sorry. Bro, we want to break me off a little balls.

You want some balls, actually? Yeah. I got you. I need it in my mouth. Thank you It's a little colder by now, but I'm gonna down how's it taste salty what that's kind of salty Nothing is from hair is that the achievement her flavor? Oh, you're doing you got the dick one How does your team on her logo taste? It's nice. Have you ever eaten balls? Oh, you got the dick one. How does your team have a lot of taste? It's nice.

Have you ever eaten bowls? Eating what? The mountain oysters. No, you're not eating like that. Never ever. Have you ever eaten bowls? No, I'm watching Griffon eat one, though. All right, back to Steph.

LAUGHTER So one of the things about Steph, too, is that she's, I've learned, an Instagram food of Fischionato that most have the account you follow or food accounts, right? That's true. And then I wonder why I'm so hungry all the time. And I have a very specific method

for like finding restaurants and stuff like that. And that you go to Google and you see the rating. This is really smart. Yeah, and then you see the photos of people have posted there. Then you go to the Instagram account. And then in the Instagram account, you go to the location tag. And then you see the photos of people have posted there. Then you go to the Instagram account, and then in the Instagram account, you go to the location tag, and then you see the photos

that other people have uploaded, because then you're getting the real picture, right? You're not getting the fancy, like lighting. That's so in depth. Yeah, and then I kind of, it's all of the photos, and I look at the menu, and then I can even cross-reference with the menu, and I'm like, okay, so that's what the biscuits look like.

Oh, and that's the fish, a lot of them. You're serious. Yeah, it's, because I get, I build it up in my mind, and if I'm disappointed, you know. And why is it in there a service that takes the fish, a lot of them are serious. Yeah, it's because I get, I build it up in my mind. And if I'm disappointed, you know, and why is it in their service that takes a menu from each restaurant and has Instagram pictures of each menu item compiled in one easy to view place?

Why don't we make that app? You should just start a restaurant. I just think that right now. Somebody's already making it now. Someone welcome that. But we played a little bit of a prank on Steph yesterday because there's a guy found who is like my spirit animal online. He is, I gotta meet this guy.

I don't know if they don't show his face in him because it's his Instagram account. And what he does, do we have this loaded up? You gotta play it with sound too because he even like makes sound effects like I do. And he does this thing when he's with somebody and they're taking a picture of their food. He videos, I guess I have so much stuff going on over here.

Why do you have your laptop? He videos, cause I just try to find it. He'll video while they're taking a picture of food and right before they take the picture, he like takes a spoon and goes, mulling stuff. That's like exactly your cup of tea. I am so great doing that to people.

I love this one because food and I like making weird sound effects and the reactions of the people are so visceral. Here he is. Mush. Mush. Can you do that word as well as so far? Okay, there's a whole compilation. Why does anyone have a go to lunch with this guy? Are there always people who are with him? Oh yeah, I just walk up the string.

Strangers were like that. Oh. What are you doing? Oh yeah, I just don't walk up the strangers for a thing that. What are you doing? I can watch it all day. Have a little bit. Come on, man. That guy's pissed. He's really pretty, doesn't he? Mush.

It's the fact that he says Mush. Mush. It makes him so special. I love this guy, dude. Do you think he just has like a 10-year account of stuff? I was really surprised. I was really surprised. I was really surprised. He's tackling me entire time.

That is so exsowing. Well, you think so, but then we needed that yesterday. Yeah. I was gonna say now it's scared to go to lunch with you ever. I was like, you're gonna need that to my food, just for fun. Stay. That was a videoing Ashley's, she was about to crack the dessert.

And then we just, we just went in with our spoons and we were like, Chocolate Shell. Beautiful. It was lovely, it was a lovely dessert. I keep going. I think you were having a lot of trouble cracking through this. So I think everyone did you a favor.

I was, it was hard. What is your Instagram account? Because it's still up on your story right now, right? Yeah. Yeah. I uploaded the video. I think it's at, it's at Hex.deaf. At Hex.deaf. At the peak with a pH.

With a pH. Yeah. And what's the origin of the name Hex? Oh, I think just when I first started playing, I was really nerdy into like medieval fantasy and stuff when I was younger and it kind of evolved into games and I like to play spellcasters and stuff like that. And a good game that's the name you went by was Hex,

right? Most people know you as Hex there. I've reclaimed my original name now though. Right. But I still answered it both. Mine was Busby when I first started. Really? And Ashley was Jinx.

In fact, some of us still call Ashley Jinx. Yeah, I remember when you got, I think, I should probably shouldn't say this. You should definitely say. Oh, it was, is it good? You still use that on some sites, don't you? I do, well, it's like my gamer tag. Yeah.

That's what I was gonna say. I wasn't sure what you have public and stuff like that. But I remember when you got jinks just jinks as your gametag was like awesome. Yeah. That was the hookup. I got it. Remember they did that old clear out

of dead gamer tags at one point. Uh, a few weeks before that because I was working for Microsoft at the time. Uh, one of my friends gave me the heads up and he was like, Hey, what game are you on? I was like, I was like, I'll take this one. It was E. So no, I was. Maybe not. And he has just E, right? Yeah, he has E. Yeah. Uh, and so because out of the box, that it long time ago, he has the only single right? Yeah, he has E. Yeah. And so because that is getting tested. He's been on the boat for a long time ago. He has the only single digit gamutite.

That is correct. Yeah, it's still to this day, even though he's moved on now. I think he's working for Niantic. Yeah, he went to go work for Pokemon Go. We do a lot of people in Seattle that when Pokemon Go took off, they moved over to Niantic, you know. Well, I guess they gave me so going strong. We just started playing it again.

Yeah, so when we were in Sydney for our DX, Sydney, Teddy, he wanted to catch a, a, a, a, a all ended up at a raid. And now that's our life again is trying to fill out the polka decks and they keep adding more polka mong. It will never be full. How many generations of polka mong if they put in now? Three. Yeah, they just added some more. And the best or worst thing is that the second Teddy logged in after not having played for a year, year plus. He was like, oh, I got a shiny. Yeah, just think of it as he goes, oh, what's a shiny? Oh, I got a shiny.

And then yeah, he got it. It was like one and a whatever. You're looking at me as if I understand the same thing. I thought you were trying to tell me something. I was telling you to put blueberries in one of them. Got it. You were trying to tell me. And Teddy is the kind of person who playing Destiny will be like, oh, cool. What's G's Galahorn? Yeah, he's literally his first game. He ever played. He got a galahorn He's just really that good at video game super lucky Destiny's been out for a while fully random four years. I never got galahorn either and he he doesn't think he's lucky at all

He does not see it literally the galahorn one was it was so early in the game He got his stuff at the end of whatever. It was crucible. He got it crucible, he got fourth place on his team. And it pops up and he goes, what's the yellow one? And I go, I don't know. And then we looked it up, it's like legendary or whatever they are. And I go, oh, the Lajigabal Horn, you know.

I could get the yellow one. Did someone then calculate the odds of that happening? And it was absolutely awesome. Every bunch did. They said it was like getting hit by lightning. So Steph, you've now been in the US for about a week and a half, when you're Instagram, you were in Hawaii. Wai-ki-ki.

That's nice, man. Yeah, it was awesome. It rained a little bit, but other than that, it was pretty good. We just was for holiday. Sorry? Just for holiday? Yeah, yeah.

I know I've been before, and then we kind of tacked Austin onto this. And when we're booking flights, people are like, where are you going? I'm like, um, Hawaii and Texas, Austin, Texas. Like, there's an interesting grouping of locations. Yeah. And she's been trying to get Ashley and I

to go hiking for a whole week. In Austin? Yeah, we're going to be able to be able to be able to be able to be 20 degrees. There's a perfect time to go hiking because you build up some heat when you do hiking. I went camping with Ashley when she was living in Australia. She is hardcore man.

Oh, that was a fun trip. Yeah, and for someone who was living there kind of not very long at that point, you had an impressive stash of camping gear, more than any permanent resident would have. And I remember that you brought a full lock and axe to chop wood and everything. Jesus.

And you got blisters on your palms because you were so committed to it. And it's like that's when I knew our friendship was gonna be like For Eves. Yeah, it was a I had like I got a pavilion To use as a kitchen and I had a camp stove and table and I had about camping is that I feel like the better you get at camping The less you're camping. We call it the lamping. Yeah, if you're all kid out It's like yeah, are you really even camping at this point or if you just go out? I think it test is whether or not there's a working toilet

within like, you know, that is accessible. If you have to go and dig a hole, then I feel like no matter how many magic like tents you have or covers and stoves, you still have to dig a hole to prove it. You can't be able to shit in a hole, you're still camping. You're still camping. What are you doing over there?

I'm trying to fix what is apparently the Barbara. Crankake, I don't know if we can have a shot of it. What are you doing over there? I'm trying to fix what is apparently the Barbara grand cake. I don't know if we got a shot of it Your eyes trying to trim off your excess hair. Oh, that's Ashley. Oh, this is Ashley The bag. Oh, look, I'll eat me. Have you ever shot in a hole? Yeah on that trip? I look I may have had a pavilion, but I didn't have a magic toilet with me. You bring bug row? Oh baby, don't underestimate yourself. You shittin' a lot more holes in that.

No, I'm not. There we go. Yes, but who's? Don't want this. I'll actually use you to have this with you. I'll actually should have herself. Unless it was? Yep.

Who wants Ashley's face? It's too hot. There you go. Give me my face. I tweeted a picture of my dog by the way with the hashtag, it might be too complicated to make her face. Oh, you have it.

Yeah. So I'm gonna have to rely on the control booth. Perfect. Oh, it is very hot. Load it up. We'll try to get one by the end. We can definitely get it in the post. Yeah, you look like a ghost.

I can't, I can't man Twitter today either. So if someone else wants to do it. Oh yeah, I've never been able to blow myself before. You do social media, right? Sometimes. Let's look her up. You have to put your tongue through them where the mouth is.

Tweet us using hashtag RT podcast y'all. Oh, yeah, eat your mouth out. Oh, that's a good one. Now it's like silence the legs. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Way, way. Good, good. Hold on. Okay, I got this. Yeah, now it's like silence the like way good good come on. Okay, I got this. Oh,

that. Wow. Yeah, I've seen that straight. Call it out there because I'm not a Mike. So yes, I made a marshmallow. Oh, probably. Is that some strawberry like a mushed strawberry to make the list? Isn't that supposed to? Isn't that more of the kind of pancakes you're supposed to make for sure of Tuesday, Gavin? Yeah a mushed strawberry to make the list isn't that supposed to isn't that more of the kind of pancake

You're supposed to make for sure of Tuesday Gavin. Yeah, you're gonna make wolf in craps basically Okay, these are wrong. We've been doing it wrong for five years That's it I can re-roll through it. Maddie, you don't have to steal it. So we determine that Maddie is evil. Yeah, I want to say it's not actually as bad as I thought it would be. Because the pancake itself is super sweet. I imagine if you like it.

You like it on the pancakes too. Look, it's mostly very salty, right? Yeah. Yeah. There's a fork sometimes, or there's a fork here too. How do you feel about me saying that Vegemite is like a shit momite? Oh

I got another plane would hear anybody I mean I'm fighting words What do you want? I'm saying a mafba and like a milky way a better one's better. They're like just slightly different a Mafba is a Milky Way Not not really get on in there girl get it. Oh someone wants to do us a space kid Pan. We need a much longer segment to argue about Different that be that be a good one and do she's gonna Made an image of space kid in the roadster in orbit. No, that's amazing. It was pretty funny. Yeah, it was pretty funny

That was pretty cool. That's another thing that felt it. head, and it finally took off. What's that buddy? Would you take your car to space? No. Actually, I'll be honest, I'm glad they did it because it's gotten such a big reaction. I thought it was dumb. Like, I thought it was, it was a payload test, wasn't it? It is.

It was gonna be a block of concrete. A block of concrete, as weird as it sounds, sounds more scientific to me than just throwing a car with a space man in it. But listen, I feel like it's a good, you can't. But what did I've gotten the same amount of attention? That's the thing. That's why it's like, I'm being kind of

cramudgently about it, the fact that so many people do. Somebody superimposed the pancake, the Gus Pancake on his actual portrait, his headshot. And it proved the headshot. The butt looks terrifying. It just looks like a picture of Gus with a pancake instead of his head. So you want a fan of the SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch

and you thought it was- No, I was the launch was off. He completely misinterpreted what I said. I was a huge fan of the launch. I just thought that that was kind of a dumb publicity stunt. And Elon Musk, honestly. That's what he does, right? He does put together, and some are okay

and some are garbage. Like the fact that he wanted his cars to spell sex, but he couldn't get Model E, so we called the Model 3 instead, that's just, that's, that's, that's the, that's just done. The flame throw you bought though, that's great. I'm gonna sell mine. Oh, you're here.

I'm gonna sell mine. Sign it and give it away. And don't, somebody on who's listening to this, don't buy it, I don't think it's what we think it is. I think it's like a basically like a butane torch. Yeah, you can get it from Home Depot. And I don't think I have to all flame throw. Yeah, yeah.

I like a burn's amatic that I used to light my stove in the bus and it's basically the same thing. But the thing is that I mean, this long is this long. You can make a really big Crembrule. You could. It's a lot like that. Make the world's biggest Crembrule. Try it.

I kind of want to do that. Make a Crembrule shape like a dick, Barbara. Can you get a dick bowl? Sure you can't. Cross the top of the hole. I'll get you a dick bowl by two o'clock. I can do one. Where's the, who, anybody else?

Anybody else? what do you want what's that bed on the chocolate one what would you like strawberry well I get the plain ones that's easy I'm not gonna cook the strawberries so give me a second I'll make a new batch here yeah busy do I'm all over the place do we have it more to show from the community, making pancakes at home? I think we have maybe some guys, if you're making pancakes at home, tweet us using hashtag RT podcast. And then somebody who's nearby,

then tweet a photo of you going, mush. Look at that dog. Can you zoom in on the dog? Give the dog, good, good boy. That sounds good. I want to try to make that pancake. I love for another.

Did the dog throw up? See what we're not doing this year that we had on that. That's a pancake. That's a pancake It's a fluffer not her one marshmallow. Play it vomit. It's marshmallow and peanut butter Have you never had a fluffer not her sandwich? Can you make me want to know which one? We made that and one of the first pot We had that I had the marshmallow goop. Yeah It looks like mayonnaise, but it's like marshmallow but you know, it's like marshmallow. Please come up and I'll know.

It's all, everything is a blue. In GTA, when you get a car, you see those cars more often. It's true, you go save on memory. So if I say flue, I have notice that I have to say in pub G and it's when you talk about something, you immediately find it. Like you say, I don't have any armor.

If anyone finds the armor, let me, oh, I just found level three armor. You know, it's not real what you're describing. What's that? There's no actual coincidence that That's just the way it was always gonna be if you didn't mention it. You still would have found it Gavin, what do you think? Are you saying because you mentioned a mama? I'm a shit up. Yeah, when you're looking through like 80 houses and you say guys

I can't find any I can't find a helmet. I need a hell I just find a helmet But there's nothing to do with you saying that though You're gonna find the helmet anyway. I need to, oh, I just find a helmet. But there's nothing to do with you saying that, though. You were gonna find the helmet anyway. I'm just saying, I, what do you mean? It always works out that way. Yeah, it was, thinking Barbara. Yeah. It's just not hard to figure out.

What do you mean? I can also walk around in silence and then I would find them on their own anyway. But anyway. Yeah, but you'll say what I'm saying is right as I talk about not having something, I immediately find it. You know, you are your manifesting your destiny.

Okay. Oh. So Steph, it is a good call. This is a problem that Gavin and I talk about a lot. Right. We are both very lucky to be dating ladies that play video games. Sure. The problem being is that we don't play the same kinds of video games.

I mean, we have the same. Maybe you should play the video games. Is that right? Yeah. But the thing that surprised me too is you and I play a game that we don't know why Ashley hasn't played it because she would love it And we don't know why you haven't played Witcher. I don't know why I haven't played Witcher But what is the reason there must be something? I feel like you're intimidated by the size of it

I ain't that pancake already It's pretty big. So wait, who's not played with you me? Ashley hasn't played the wood So Diana's been trying to get me to play, not that I'm in a relationship with Dan, although he's lovely. Kind of. What's the URL of recently? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't get to see him. You didn't see Dan? Is he still here? I was in Australia. No, he left. He's back next week though. Dang it. Okay, cool.

Now we're going to get her to play Witcher. What's it going to take? I've said this. Well, just sit down with me and I will start it. That's all we're trying to do. If you just need to start it before I leave, we make that commitment together. It's a bad start to a game though,

because you bugger about with some small girl, and then you play at a annoying card game, and then you have to fight a Griffin. And I never like, I never thought it, because there's too busy, people telling me about Gwen. It's like, let me fight and kill some of them. You can ignore all the Gwen stuff,

because they have a standalone game now, so if you want to ignore that you can. It's just, it is honestly, in my opinion, the greatest game I've ever made. But also, because we like so much of the same fantasy fiction and we have very similar tastes and kind of authentic medieval fantasy, this game really encapsulates that so quickly. Yeah, you guys are very much in line in that regard. Yeah, it's very difficult for us to recommend things to each other because we've already played or watched or read.

That's why Witcher is a crazy name. I know, I know. We'll play the first hour together. I'll poke you through it. I'll try not to be that person who's like, this pitiless him. Can you record that so I can take the video and then have it coach me through the game as well? Sure.

I'm like, I'll never play. Gabby, you should come over. Gab, there's an Ashley appreciates it. Much a nudity, just like, Alter and Carbon. Oh no, the nudity I've seen. It's also equal. The nudity, which are, of course, I've seen that. Yeah, it's equal opportunity nudity, which I like.

You know what you're talking about? Like boobs versus like pain in TV shows and stuff like that. I feel like it's pretty equal more or less. Do you think Australian cinema has better ratios or is it still off? I feel like Australia does more with kind of art, health, cinema and stuff. So I'd say maybe, well, not really.

That being said, I feel like when you, I think we're so used to seeing boobs on TV that we're sort of like, we do sensitize to them now. When I see a, like a pain on TV, I'm always like, oh, go. Hey. That's the fun part. I'm like, whoa, it's an event. It's an occasion like boobs are all over the place.

Yeah, it seems more confronting. That's what you're like, a good contrast in that game of thrones episode. Well, who doesn't like boobs? There's a game of thrones where it's like, yeah, you know, lovely tits all around. And then, as you do. And then it's like, oh, I got a warts on my dick.

And he's like smushing his ugly penis. There was one scene on Game of Thrones where he just took out his penis to pay as well. It was this very functional scene of just like, he's never done it in a fake anyway. And we got a close-up shot of that for some reason. I noticed in Australia, I don't know if maybe I was just picking up on this or if it's an actual fact,

but I feel like people there dress a lot more scantily clad. Well, it's because you was going summer. You're going to go in the summer. It's very hot, yeah. Also, people tend to be like the bar of good-lookingness. Oh, yeah. Everyone is a super model. And Australia is like up there.

Everyone's a super model. Just we all live on the coast, you know? So the beach is always an option at some point in the day. So maybe people are just thinking ahead. They're always prepared. Yeah. It's just like, I don't know. I was walking around there and I was like,

man, everyone is really good-looking, really in shape. And like, not wearing a lot of clothes. I like this place. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Yeah, you have to. How many people in society actually live in the middle of Australia? Not very many. I think if you look at kind of like a population map, it is literally like all around the edges. And then this like middle of Australia is pretty much just desert. And Alice Springs is like somewhere in the middle. Yeah, some in the middle. But the people live there, is that just a place people go?

People live there, but not very many. Not a lot of them. Yeah, I think. And there are some kind of like indigenous tribes and stuff around the area and stuff as well. Yeah, like the thing with Canada is Barb, what percentage is it of people in Canada who live within like a hundred miles of the US border? 90% of Canada's population lives within a hundred miles of the border of the US. Yeah, I think it's similar like 95% of the Australian population is within like a hundred miles of the coast. Yeah. Yeah. I believe it. I believe it anywhere else. So, Gavin will want to come.

Oh, my little quid. I love it. What happened to everything? I know. I can still tell that it's him. Oh, I can't reach. Does it look better that way or the other way? Let's see it. Give it all a flipper, broo. Careful of my chin. You lost a thing. Oh, I like a zombie. Yeah.

Put me back the other way. Kill me. Let's get it on up. Do you play? Oh, God. I have the dong one. We could make a really funny scene with this. Oh, yeah, just just paint it over it. Oh, that's a good pancake. That is way too fancy. That's like a bagel.

It does. Oh, that's nice. I mean, you're kind of making us all look bad. What is, you would take a picture of that. I would. What's that white stuff? You would have smushed it before I got the picture out. Yeah.

What's that white stuff like powder sugar? It looks like it, yeah. That makes it real nice. I just like to, that's like the branch level pancake when you want to start putting powdered sugar. It looks like it. Yeah, that makes that makes it real nice I just like to that's like the branch level pancake when you want to start putting powdered sugar Okay, we're gonna load up the community pancake. Okay, you can't hear them good Bernie is having an argument Community pancake pancake book technical discussion. Okay, so the top plate here is really gross. Oh my god I'm gonna do you help no, it's just like I got a lot to do Do you stress I could probably use the help

Hey, did you next add read that you check? Yeah, where is it? Can you set it to us? Yes, I mean on email Let me check Twitter on what's the hashtag? Hold on hashtag RT podcast. We want the Gavin. Do you want the Gavin on? I love a nib. Yeah Bring him to make children. A lot of people are saying someone should flip Gavin before he burns. I feel like, is that what someone wants to dick butt pancake? I don't find them.

But it would be great. Dick butt would be great. He puts a wonderful idea. No, I don't think it's our, it's not our IP though. So I'd be worried about it. You can't print someone else's IP in pancake. Sure can. It might be like a filter in there, like a DMCA thing.

Why do we do some Ruby things? Oh, that's a Ruby, I love it. Oh, shit. Print money. Okay. Yes. Well, while Bernie is making some pancakes, I would like to remind everyone that this podcast is sponsored by Casper.

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This special offer expires February 20th. 2018 so don't wait. We've got Casper at home. I like it. It's cool. My favorite thing is the box that it came in. I miss my Casper mattress so much when I was in the office. So Steph, you'll be upset to know this. The Casper mattress was going to go in our guest room

and she hijacked it. Oh, yeah. We took it for the main room. The Moscow. Look, you know what? I have no excuse. So what am I sleeping on? Some kind of just pleb, just some other mattress,

whatever we could find in an alley. Some trash bags. Put a sheet pulled over it, nobody deals. So anything about Austin or anything about Texas that you've discovered, any revelations about your travels in the US? I wasn't expecting like such a cool hip-strive here. Oh my gosh, yeah.

Have you ever been to it before? No, never. Oh, first time, first time. So I love the whole thing. I love the whole thing. No, never. Oh, first time, first time. So I love the whole kind of keep Austin weird, ethos, and I just love how all of the houses are kind of, you've got a mix of really old, kind of hippie houses next to these amazingly new modern built houses. And it feels like a city with a lot of personality.

Yeah. You also find that in like a lot of different restaurants and bars of like different furniture everywhere Like old Christmas lights and everything. There's like a weird juxtaposition of new and old and pretty much every place you go Yeah, but shabby chic is a big deal here. It's cool. You don't call them Christmas lights You call them fairy lights fairy lights also like cotton candy fairy floss twinkle once. Yeah, yeah Yeah, very They were they were they were pretty amazed to see the fairy lights were everywhere

Around here. That's my favorite thing about me too. I like it. Well, it makes everything seem kind of fairy-taleish and it makes the summers Just like you can go out and there's these lights strong between trees and just sit out there and go And that's everywhere. They're little green bugs Fireflies are so cool. But those are around forever. But I mean, those are seem like to relatively new to Austin like the last five years. What do you think they just like?

Am I graded? Or we moved, I never lived as close to the river as we do now and where we lived before. Because that neighborhood we took you through with us. Like we took it to the Zilker Park neighborhood where it's either houses that were built in 1930 and it's an old school Austin hippie who's owned it forever.

And then right next to it is some cubic modern house that you don't even know how to get inside of. And it's shipping containers. Yeah, there's something like that. And it was like, they bought somebody else's house and demolished it. And there's these old like standout, holdout hippies that are like, I'm not moving, you know.

We really like the Alamo theaters as well, are really nice. The Alamo theaters. The yeah, yeah. We have kind of, we have something like that at home where you can, like when they bring your food to a little table that you have while you're eating and everything, but it's cost twice as much.

For the privilege. Here, it's pretty fairly priced. They have great milkshakes too. Yeah, lucky, love us. Want to see another massive painting show? Yeah, I'd recommend the milkshakes, that was a bad idea. Well, we milkshakes too. Yeah, lucky. I wanted to see another master-picking show. I didn't like the men in the milkshakes. That was a bad idea. Well, we're going back, so now I know.

I like the old chopped chip cookie shake. It's so good and... Yeah, like the salted caramel shake. Although I think they changed it. You want to go. They've changed it. I don't know what to the theater. No, you want to fight about it?

Best shake, the Alamo. The Alamo's become those monster straws. They're like garden hoses, which is... I had a burger at the Alamo Drap Test for the first time the other day. I had never eaten a burger there before and they're phenomenal. I just feel like eating a burger in the dog. It's a little juicy and it goes down my sleeve. It's just a sandwich.

Be careful. The thing with a lot of that food is I like the idea of the food being brought to me and I'll order a bunch of food so that someone will bring me food. But you want to fed to you? Well, yes, that would be nice too, but I have to take a tip extra for that. But the most of the foods ever, it's pretty simple. I feel like the one we have back home,

they bring it out to it's specific times, if you request it as well. So you can be like, okay, can you bring this out at the first half of the movie and then halfway through, can I have nachos? And then right before the end, can you bring my Sunday, please? Yeah, like,

but then you can you bring this during the big twist? Yeah, yeah. But then you start, then you start to get really anxious because you know, you've booked things for certain times. So it's hard to focus on the movie. Oh, yeah. Like, Sunday's going past, and I'm like, I can't, where's my Sunday?

I'm gonna get the food before the movie even starts and finish the food before the movie even starts. No, no, you get into a movie. Just like 15 minutes, but depending on what it is, sometimes it'll come right before like, you can get through them like a massive popcorn in 15 minutes for sure. Yeah.

Alamo, you can do it too, because they have really cool pre-rolls before the movies. They custom make them for each movie. And some of the footage they find is amazing. Yeah. Especially for Marvel movies, they'll have a Spider-Man that was made in every country,

Italy, in India. There's even some movies like the Hitman movie, the bad one that came out. They used a bunch of our achievement on a Hitman videos. Okay, I don't think you need to say that it was a bad movie. Is this the one with the dude with the cheekbones? You're gonna have to be more specific.

He was in, dude, justified. You're gonna have to name something I've heard of. He was in the girl next door about the, the, the, the, the kid who moves the next to a porn star. I'm bowin' out. Timothy Ollaban. Timothy Ollaban. No, that was the first one.

Okay, so there was the kid in that. That was the other kid. That was two hitman movies. One was, you'd recognize him. He's in Go as well. One was a Paul, he's really, one sucked. Oh, well, I'm glad there's so different, wait, what? We're talking about Ollaban, who did it.

I don't know who it was. He was in Go. Well, I'm glad there's a different wait what? Where's the other one? All the fun. I don't know who it was. He was in Go. He's also in what with all the achievement? Go. The movie Go. Do you remember that movie? No, it's the early movie.

In all their careers, I think Katie Holmes. What's it? It's a good movie. Yeah, it's gonna be great. Yeah, it's like the kids go to a rave and it's like a bunch of different stories told it once. It was like post-pult fiction where they try to have a bunch of different stories

and they'll kinda tie up. I can't remember how he did this. This looks like a plane pancake and don't a plane pancake and then I think I have a chocolate one here. Or maybe there's just two plane pancakes. Yeah, it's your pancakes. So come get a pancake if you'd like one.

Do you like cooking or is this stressing you out? No, I do want to talk about something though, based on what you said for Hitman. Since we have so many gaining authorities here, hex included. Yes, authorities. What is the best video game movie? Like obviously comic book movies are huge right now.

Super Mario Bros. They're doing, get the hell out of here. Why, is it so bad? The worst one ever. I mean, I think it was so- Honestly, I'd probably go with something like Tomb Raider just because it's adaptable material I was I was gonna say the same thing. I feel like it's not even like I think Tomb Raider was that good a movie

I just think it's we just had a little Freedom video game movies Tomb Raider is kind of what you're doing Never go home It's a hard worker I'm I felt bad we were like bumping into up editing. It's a hard worker. It's hard to edit in that room. I was, I felt bad. We were like bumping into your shower.

You were trying to edit today. Yeah, this was like, there's not my headphones all the time. Move on, like, I did throw, Oh here, do you want to hand on the mic? I threw a moomble. Yeah, you guys want to hand on the mic? Those are nice glasses, all right?

I'm afraid I say everything you just said again. Oh yeah, no, I was here, I was working so. Hey, let me ask you a question, because you're known as our PUBG guy or a lot of things but currently pubgies. I played I dabble. You're good. Dabble for nice. Yes. Took over PUBG as the number one viewed game on Twitch. For tonight. Which I'm fascinated by because for night was in development for how long step was like seven years six years ash. Yeah, yeah, as long as it was at least five. And I think they're like, they're any out of the battle royale sort of situation. Yeah, they should.

Yeah, it's completely. Right. I heard about this game for years and years. They never once mentioned battle royale as part of this game. PUBG comes out. It wasn't. It takes off. And it's just weird to think that they were developing this game for six years.

They had no idea that another game was going to be developed that would make their game a success. And I think it's fair to say that. And what's crazy is that, well, I think you play too and Gus, we played the original Fortnite in like 2012 or something at one of the packs's. Co-op, hoi mode.

And it didn't change that much between then and when it came out. But then the change from when it came out to the Battle Royale mode, completely different. And it was like a week and a half. Yeah. They did just adapt that easy, or did they have that plan the whole time? They didn't, because when they announced it, they even said in their release about it,

basically, that, hey, we played battlegrounds, and we were like, we really like this game, and it's cool, and I always think we could do this. And so we did. And here it is. Well, they released Fortnite. It's a really unique thing in media. And now it's more popular, maybe not by players, but by people watching it. It's more popular than PUBG.

Well, I mean, as far as players go, they did announce that it had passed 30 million, I think, but it's also free to play. So where it's also good on a console. That's true. So where's PUBG's, like, there's that barrier to entry. Fortnite can just be like, I don't want to drop 30 bucks, but I can play the free version easy. Whatever. How much longevity do you think like the battle royale mode has really? I think every presentation at E3 next year is gonna have like two or three battle royale games. I don't see the point where they can update one tiny thing. It's a huge deal. It's like,

hey, HordeMupp, you can jump through Windows now. And everyone's like, oh, shit. New HordeMupp is good point. New little thing. Yeah, I don't think there's gonna be as many stand-alones I think it'll just become a mode that other games have already like although the stalker developers just announced a hard mode There's a leak saying that red-edredemption 2 is gonna have a Horde mode a better royale mode Well, I could see it's like it's like every Soft she's I think already said they're going something like easily to Well, I could see, it's like it's gonna eat in everything. You saw, I think, what he said, they're going to. There's something like easily to like a hard one.

What is that? I don't know what it is. It looks like potato. Wait, what is that? Jack, Jack potato. Is it, what is it? Jack television. What is it?

It looks like something. Oh, it's like, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, I got it. I got it. There you go. I can actually see it. Uh, there you go. I can actually see it. Good, right?

These are good. They're floppy. It's even dark down where they're light. Oh, my God. It's actually really good. Is it? Yeah, do it again.

Oh, somebody can be such that you think we're going to reach a point where video game movies are his mainstream and as high quality as comic book movies are, because comics languished in this territory for decades as well and then they busted out. I think they'll get there. I think it's just no one really knows how to make it yet to to a standard that will appease the like fans of the game and then the audience just have no clue

because I think that's the biggest challenge, right? Is you want it to be a film that appeals to people who have no idea about the game and don't know anything about it as much as it appeals to the people who are, you know, very well versed with the game. I think that's what they struggle with the most. I think another thing they're gonna struggle with is honestly, I think games are the superior experience. Like reading a comic and then you see it in the movie,

the movie's better, the movie's like everything's in motion and it's cooler. Basically to go from video games to movies, you strip out the interactive part where you participate, right? And you kind of don't want to just make it a whole thing of references, right? So the people playing the game are like, oh yeah, that's the thing that you do in the game or what have you. You wanted to kind of enhance or expand on the experience a bit more

and make it different from different or better in the gaming experience in a different way. But everyone will assess the video game movies are bad, but it also does shit the other way. And when they make a video game movies are bad, but it also does shit the other way. And when they make a video game of a movie, true, dog shit. Well, they can be, although endless their Lego. But I think they're Lego, they're cool.

I think that's all that is the production times as well, though, because they start developing a movie and then they throw it to a studio and be like, okay, we want this to release at the same time and the developer is a kind of forced into. Yeah, quickly make a game. Quickly churning it out, yeah. But I was talking about this on Facebook you'll be like, okay, we want this to release at the same time. And the developer's a kind of forced into quickly, make you gain, quickly, quickly churning it out. Yeah.

But I was talking about this on Facebook. I'm outing myself is using Facebook here. One of my friends from high school who doesn't keep up with the stuff. She was like, can someone please explain to me why this Deadpool character is so different in the X-Men movie versus in his own movie? Because they all, her family liked the Deadpool movie.

Then they heard he was in one of the Wolverine movies, I think, X-Men, Archins. Yeah, they went back and, they went back and walked like, it was Ronald's, too, wasn't it? What the fuck is this? It was. You're very confused by that.

You know how that could be. They took out his mouth, how do you do that? That's like, and they cut his, what Deadpool is, and they just shut him up, I think. They cut off, too, didn't they? No, it's a capitae in there. Or, or, yes. They gave him the sword arms, too.

He was like a moral combat character. It was weird. I'm exactly like everybody. All right, I'm gonna draw my pancake. Thank you guys. All right, I'm afraid I get to see him. I'll have Friday. Enjoy.

Thanks, Alfredo. So are you gonna start playing Fortnite? Why did you talk to him while he's sleeping? He was sad the whole time. We're debating on doing a next get good on it, but we all kind of like don't like the building aspect of it, so we'll see. Oh, I got it. Okay, thanks, Alfredo. Stay tuned like don't like the building aspect of it, so we'll see. I got it.

Okay. Thanks, Alfredo. Stay tuned. You ever played the Witcher? Alfredo? No, but Steph, how do you feel about the Witcher Netflix series? That's based off the book material though, right? Where's the Halo Steven Spielberg series?

They keep talking about these things. I'm super excited about it because for me, I think when you're a real fan of something as protective of as you are of the property, you just want to consume as much of it as possible. So I mean, I'm excited about it, but then there was a rumor going around that it was going to be directed by Sam Raimi, who did like Hercules and Zina and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. Okay. First of all, this might be a difference. Please don't come for Zina. What? Don't come for her. I can realize I zoom in. I love her. No, I mean, Savage, yeah. I mean, I love those shows growing up,

but I feel like they're from another time. Wasn't he also jox for the mighty? He was jox, are you? Yeah. I will challenge your concern, though, by saying that I remember very distinctly, when they announced they were gonna make a high budget trilogy from the Lord of the Rings books.

And I was like, yes! And they said, and Peter Jackson's gonna direct you. And I went, who? I, because I would knew his movies. And nothing he had before that indicated in any way that he could taste was a masterpiece. Oh, my favorite was actually Dead Alive or Brain Dead. Yeah.

It was the original Kiwi title. And I loved this stuff, but I was like, I know this director, he's not gonna be able to pull off a Lord of the Rings movie. Those are like serious books. And this guy's like super campy over the top Gore stuff. He has a whole movie called Meet the Feebles, which is about dirty puppets.

It's like the Muppet Show backstage and they're all like doing drugs, sleeping with each other. Oh wow. Yeah, it's, his early stuff's really fucking weird. I had no idea. Yeah. But then he did the Kate Winslet movie. Was it beautiful creatures?

Is that what it was? Sounds right. Yeah, and I think that's what kind of like leapfrog and do it. So Sam, maybe did you do Spider-Man? Yeah, I mean, I should probably give him the benefit of the doubt I guess. I mean, as long as it's really kind of gritty

and like authentic to the truth. Yeah, I mean, adaptations of anything can go pretty much either way depending on like what do they keep in, what do they take out because you can't keep all the material. We got to build something in the world like we've been watching Altrit Carbon. Yeah. And the books, awesome. The book is like really evocative and really cool. And they kept all of the right things from that like the boobs and the and the dongs and the naked and the being fit. But they built out the world in a way that is really cool and really makes sense.

And the stuff they changed, I was like, I get this. How do you feel about the costing of the main character, though? So, I mean, Joel Kinnamin. Joel Kinnamin. So he's the dude he was in Suicide Squad, he was in the new Robocop. He was kind of very similar to all the carbons

like first episode. Yeah, I feel like they were like, who can we get who has really great abs and a completely wooden presentation? And they were like, oh, we'll get that guy. We'll get Joel Kinnaman. But the main actress played by a couple of actors because he's actually in the wrong body.

Yeah. And so there's also an A. To catch you Kovacs. Yeah. And so there's also an alien. Takeshi Kovaak. Yeah, Takeshi Kovaak. He is a Japanese Slavic, but he ends up in this wide dude. There's a whole bunch of things online. People writing op-eds about how it's problematic that he was whitewashed.

Not the case. When does it, because you guys have read the books, right? Is that right? I have not. So when does it take place? Because all I know is it starts 250 years later than the last time he was alive. So that's a bit of a change from the books,

but it's basically just really, really, really far on the future. Specify exactly, but the earth is like olden busted. Oh, it's already a olden busted. And so the idea that he's back here is like very quaint. I feel like it would have been interesting if we had seen him change sleeves multiple times throughout the series.

And then you would have to like cost multiple different actors in that same role trying to keep some element of cohesion and their mannerisms or something like that. Yeah, there are some smaller parts in it that are where like one. Oh, this pancake was just cracking me. Oh my. Where like one actor will end up playing multiple roles

because it's different people getting sleaved into this body. Yeah. And it's actually really cool to see. But I think that they've handled it really well and it's the kind of thing where they can theoretically recast the main role anytime they want. Yeah.

I think the, there's no word yet on casting for the witcher, but I think a lot of people reckon Mads Mikkelson would be good. I think he nickled my name. Yeah, that's a choice. I think Nikolai Costa Waldo would be great though. He plays Jamie Lannister. He would be big, big Geralt.

That's, he's my big. He's sexy Geralt right there. Which is your favorite game of Thrones character? Is it a really important question? Uh, I think it's, I always get most excited about the Daenerys storyline and the Arya storyline. So that's my two favorites. What are you really?

Yeah. Daenerys has such a, not this season, the season before it was just boring. Yeah, I mean, I think the biggest books, the biggest floor of both the books and the show is that you have to move through so much time and so much logistics. Yeah.

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Logan, Slurgen, Hergen. I always want to say Nicholas Waldo Frey and I said, right? And what we used to call him? Remember? Logan Hagen-God, or something like that? Shmorgan Hagen-God. Logan Hagen-God. No, remember.

He saw Shmorgan Hagen-God and then somebody from the audience went to a convention where he was doing signings and had him sign his photo as Sworgon Heckenguard I feel bad about it. It was Dominic. I think they did it. Oh, it's dumb. Yeah. Oh, don't explain the whole thing to him He's like sure, look at how Sworgon Heckenguard. It's unique. That's for sure. So I found it. I found it was in the in stage two the the frame photo of Schmorton. I want to put it in the bus. My biggest fan Schmorton. Have we retired the pancake bot? We got one more pancake bot. One more. Barbara was the kudigraf. Okay. You want you want to see you? No. No. You

never want to eat your own head. No, I don't want to eat my own head. Thanks though. The you don't know what you're missing. How do you guys feel about the game of thrown showrunners? How do they feel about the game of thrown showrunners doing Star Wars? Doing like what? No, it's gone cross-bought. Man, there's how many Star Wars movies are planned now. So there's those guys, Ryan Johnson's his trilogy. Um, Solo's about to come out by the way, actually kind of does the trailer for that. I'm kind of now instead of being like terrified of what Solo is going to be. I'm like, maybe, maybe I'm going to be a blind getting into it

on Twitter. They're having a bit of a fight. Well, was it about that though, or was it about they feel like there's too many star Wars? Yeah. And then Andy was getting all defensive. Wait, which one who's on which side? What I don't remember one of them was like they're coming out too often and I like don't have enough time to build up new excitement and the other one was like I love them But don't remember how I'm I may have just glanced it. I'm really surprised to be at a point in my life Where I am now thinking I hope they make less Star Wars movies. I never thought I would reach that point.

Because there's, is there solo this year? Is there another one this year? No, it goes solo this year. And then I think next year is episode nine. Episode nine, because there's no Obi-Wan movie in development. What does that mean that you can't watch one Star Wars movie per year? I just, I don't know, I guess I got used to them coming out like once or twice a decade. That was, you know, the gaps made me build up the anticipation for it.

So it's a little bad to expect you saying the actual movie's not any good. It's your excitement that you need and because it's not enough time for you to build the exciting vibe. I'm a Star Wars kid. I just got fatigue at this point, I think, which is weird because it happened all at once. Although when you and I first met, we were supposed to go see episode three together.

And then for some reason went and saw it that morning, even though we had plans to go see it, text me back for what's fucking crazy. It says, wait, hold on, Gavin, saying that? Well, Gavin, you're the king of ghosting. I'm medium of texting, right? That guy is trash awful. Hey, you know what?

You both said fine. I am trash awful. He's constantly getting after me to text back. He's really bad at it. He is responsive. I feel like you always text me back. Well, that's because I like you. Wait a minute.

What does that say about me? How dare you? You're just not giving me enough time to build up the hype. Well, maybe you should want all the cards in the game. I'm texting like at least once a day, you need the entire day to build up the excitement. Right, maybe you should want all the card in the game. And texting like at least once a day, you need the entire day to build up the excitement. Right, like, you know, there's just not enough, there's not enough, not enough a gap there

to really get excited about. Bernie likes texting back if you're doing a running joke. Like we texted the word pancakes, spelled differently, different iterations of pancakes they're probably four or five times. It was like 15 days. Today?

Yeah. Yeah. You both have jokes here. Yeah, but this part of it, it's a research for the podcast thing. I did take up a lot of time and energy. It's just really stupid stuff. Yeah. Or getting each other to somehow see each other's middle fingers. That's our version of this. You know, people play the game where they go like this. What's that originally? You're supposed to look at it?

Look at it. You can't just do that in some of of this. Because you're trying to make them what, why? You're gonna get to punch them. What? But you can also shag it with your own finger and you can't slid out apparently, which I didn't know that. Oh, you guys punched them? Yeah, I didn't even know that rule.

I think it was even a penalty with the way I learned it where you punched them twice because you're not supposed to be able to let them catch you. Doing it. There's also the game work. You think about the game you lost. Oh, no, I hate the game. You know the game.

We all just lost that. I love that. That has like crossed countries. Yeah, it's game you lost the game. Oh, no, I hate the game. You know the game. We'll just love that. I love that. That has crossed countries. Yeah, it's like it's in Canada, US Australia. Oh, you lost out of the game. Just like being the language. While you say that, I'm fascinated by this. So did you have a Nintendo entertainment system?

Was that for those big in Australia? Yeah, they were. I didn't have one personally. My parents were like heaps anti-video games growing up. Oh really? I got in kind of late. What did you discover? I mean, the first game I ever really got hooked on was a mud. Really? Like a multi-user dungeon. Oh, what was it? It was called Lensmore. It was awesome. Yeah. And so I played that because my parents had no graphics running. It was all just like color text and stuff. And I just played in a little mud client. and my parents were like, oh, yeah, it's homework,

and I was like, but yeah, was that, and then I had like a PC and an Xbox and that kind of stuff. So not even having had an Nintendo Entertainment System. Let me ask you this. Let's say you're in a situation where you're using an Nintendo Entertainment System, it's 1989 or whatever, you're using it. The cartridge doesn't work.

What do you do to try to make the cartridge work? Oh, you blow on it. Right, and that's. What do you do to try to make the cartridge work? Oh, you blow on it. Right, and that's pre-internet. Yeah. How did that information spread all the way across an ocean to Australia? Because you're getting the trouble. Every kid in the world knew to blow on the cartridge.

Yeah, I think it's just gets like dusty. I think he kind of, it's a... But didn't that, it was like a meme though. It's like everyone knows you, you're old C-R-T-T-T-V as you could smack them and try and make them work. Yeah, that was a cutscene. Oh yeah, that made me feel like. Why I feel like any analog connection,

it's maybe dust is the problem. What is it was like a meme level thing of blowing on an Nintendo cartridge. I don't know if that's the meme thing or just something that every kid did. But every kid, you know, but I had a kid in my neighborhood who figured out if he took quarters

and stacked them up and put them between the cartridge and the case to push it down, then it worked perfectly fine. I think we got two points right here. That information didn't spread at all. Yeah, I feel like it was that loud. It was that loud he spring that went bad. Oh, yeah.

That when you push it down, it clicks. Yeah, that went bad. One of my first drones I ever got, I got out with SuperCraftVolver, I put the memory card in flipped wrong and then tried to pull it out and I heard something catch and that spring the whole memory card in just the the smallest

most insignificant inexpensive part in this entire thing broke on the inside and then I couldn't put a memory card in so I had to like push the memory card in the duck I just was kind of took the the shine off of it. Maybe that's not a bad thing though considering how the drones usually work out But you know, Australia what color was the Super Nintendo? Was it the weird gray American one? Was it the Japanese? No, it was like the gray American one. What do you think?

Well, which is weird because... We had the Famicom, the Super Famicom, but with all the colors, the blue, red, yellow, green. But it was called the Super Nintendo. Someone sent us the mini SNES from Australia and it's the European version, the European Japanese version with the colors. Oh, well, maybe it is. I didn't realize for so long that they had made different versions and I felt left out. But by the way, that thing, this is way cuter.

Do you feel like you wish it had been called the Famicom? Does it think about saying Famicom that I think it's Famicom? Famicom. Does it think about saying Famicom, that I think is Famicom. Famicom. Famicom. But those Nintendo little hardware bits that you guys both wouldn't nuts over and I could have, could not have cared less about. I was calm myself there.

That's the reason that's one of the most, at least most recent motivators for me buying the blowtorch because I knew it was the limited edition hardware item. You want a torture? No, those always go up in value. Like you could have sold those. We got some Nintendo ones. We got them as a gift from GameStop because we hosted an event for them in Las Vegas.

And I was like, we should sell these on eBay. It's like, it's a gift from GameStop. You can't sell it on eBay. You're not selling. Because people are like paying for it or bugs for these things. It's a cute little thing even if you don't use it. It looks nice. Yeah, I know, but this plane tour, I think I'm gonna make money

on this plane tour, are you? Are you gonna sell it? Yeah, I think so, you wanna buy it? No, I'll give you. I'll tell you, when I put this thing up for sale, I hope nobody in the audience buys it because I don't think it's gonna be worth it. Let some other sucker chomp.

Yeah, take his money. You're gonna sell it without even trying it. That's the whole point. I gotta sell it before they come out and everyone realized they're all huge suckers that bought these blow torches. I'm gonna sell my rights. How limited were they?

500 bucks? Now how limited? 20,000? 20,000 of them? Well, if it didn't sell out in one day, it's not that long. You're already going for three grand on eBay. In a couple of years, oh, whoa.

Just now we're talking, right? Now you're listening. There we go. Now I am listening. There we go. Don't am listening. There we go. I'm telling you Barbara for a little while. You're doing it. You're getting the blowtorch features?

Yeah, I should have bought 15. Were you one of those people who bought Beanie Baby's as a kid thinking they'd be worth a lot more? No. Yeah, I mean, either. Did you really? How are you? I have like 80 Beanie Baby.

Jesus. What? Because everyone knew I liked them, so I would always get them as gifts as a kid. So I just collected beanie babies thinking like, oh, these are gonna be worth 10 times as much when I'm older. Yeah, Mac has a shit load, and the cat then hunts them and delivers them to our door.

I still love my, what are my favorite images? What are they keeping? In the history of the internet is that ultra 90s photo where the couple's getting divorced and their number one asset was beanie babies. So they brought them all into the court and they're giving them up one by one in divorce court. Oh my god. It's to adults kneeling in like over these stuffed animals.

They can't. Quick by question. You have to answer immediately. Go ahead. Q is beanie baby. Yeah, the blue elephant. I don't know his name. I don't know any of their names.

Squidge. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know either names. Who knows this? Who's that? Those are adults. Find the Squidge meaning maybe.

That's no different to separating miles in a divorce. And that's apparently someone that everyone does in the world. But no, that's not the reason. I thought you found the miles Luna. And I got it. I hate to call it anyway. Look how are you going to separate miles out? That dude, it's like dude, you're in court.

You're in a court of law. Maybe don't wear the white sneakers. That maybe like take a day off. That is the ultimate dad look right now. Yeah, the white sneakers. And a striped polo. And a white collar shirt. My dad is probably wearing that right now.

Larry, best beanie baby. Did you collect anything when you're grown up? Uh, zhush. No, I've always avoided collecting stuff. My friends collect the comics. I never did it seemed like an enormous hassle. And then I dabbled with collecting in the Xbox 360 era where I started getting a bunch of the custom controllers and I got way too many of them. And I'm never gonna do physical collecting ever again.

Get it you? No, I don't like stuff. I don't like too much clut. Wait, I only collect one thing. No, I've not. It's magnets. I collect magnets of every city I go to. That's cool.

I fridge magnets. I fridge magnets, that's cool. Because they don't take up room. They're just flat. They take up room on your fridge. What else is gonna go there? You know what I've talked about? Fridge is now that I'm magnetic on the front.

It's true. Mine is. You got a stainless steel one? It'll stainless steel. Yeah front. It's true. Mine's everything on the white book. Yeah, you got a stainless steel one. It's stainless steel. Yeah, it's not magnetic. And I was dumb and I didn't get one of those counter depth ones. So it sticks out from all my counters. That's worse.

But now that's left me with a little sliver of magnetic siding. True. The black one. My magnet is going there. It's great. You can't see them. Can't somebody make magnetic stainless steel? Can't they do that? Seems like just a thing. Just put a layer behind it. You can do it with a whiteboard.

That's what I do. They're on a whiteboard. What? My magnets are on a whiteboard. Whiteboards are like that. You keep on your board and a whiteboard. That's not standard. Alright, well guys, I think this was a very good pancake podcast. Oh, look at that. Holy, on cue, right here, good. That goes a great, that's the winning one. Got in Japan last September. Oh, I made a make-up that's pictures of pancakes. Yeah, I took it back. Whoa. There we go.

Those are so, I'm like, working man down to earth, relatable pancakes right there. Look at that one. I love it. That guy should have done the Adry, that's great. No, they just very, coincidental strawberries, or did he cut them into hearts?

I would like to think he cut them into hearts. Didn't think I'd be making pancakes or the supporting. No, this was a boring pancake. All pancakes are exciting. I always say, well, we want to thank our guest, Stephanie Bendixin. Very nice to see you. Thanks for having me. Ruck in the sidecar.

It's been great. All right. And before we go, there is one more thing that we want to talk about. We know that some of you have probably read reports in newspapers or online about an armed intruder that broke into Gavin's house. We didn't talk about this previous on the podcast because obviously it's a very difficult subject to talk about. Gavin, is there anything that you want to say about this? Just massive thanks for all the support online. It was a very unpleasant time and also a big thanks to the Austin Police Department for an

insanely fast response time. Very fast, four minutes, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, obviously, it's also a difficult topic to end the podcast on but Gavin We just want to say we love you and make very much and we're happy that you're safe We're very grateful that you're safe. Thanks very much. All right, and thanks for joining us on this podcast and we will see you all next week. Love you. Do you like apples? Example.

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