Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie’s Hammer – #369

Episode Date: March 29, 2016

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Oh my God! And they were practicing the intro. They were like, it's going to work. And they played it. Oh, for no reason. He's not here today. Gus is not here today. Yeah, but the baths have worked in weeks.

And it was a bit of weather. I was going to be in the morning. I was going to be in the morning. I was going to be in the morning. I was going to be in the morning. I was going to be in the morning. Oh my god! And they were practicing the intro, they were like, it's gonna work and they played it. Oh, we're not here today. He's not here today, Gus is not here today. Yeah, but the bass it worked in weeks. And it was a bet of whether or not the intro would work. It works when I was thinking. The intro did not work. We had no intro.

You know, the people- Sing the song- Sing the theme song. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Hey! Hey! Hello there. Do you? Do you? Like the way you ended that, that was solid ending. I'm Gavin. Welcome to the R.T. podcast, I'm Blaine. I already said me.

I'm Barbara. And I'm Blaine. And I'm Blaine. Whoa, you have Blaine. Solid. You're not feeling that seat. Solid. What's up, fellas?

What's up, what's up? What's up? What are we going to talk about? So Gus is out this week. You know what, I can't say why Gus is out. I've made fun of Gus and the Rushi's podcast about this for years now, which is whenever Gus travels,

he's the only person I know in the company who not only his travel dates or his travel dates, but the days around his travel dates are also travel dates. Like if we have to go on a business trip like Tuesday through Thursday, he will not come to the office on Friday. If we fly back like Thursday night in the afternoon, he just, he can't come to the office on Friday. If we fly back like Thursday night in the afternoon, he just, he can't come into the office the next day. Now he's going on a business trip tomorrow,

but he's not doing the podcast tonight because he's traveling tomorrow. Yeah, he's in town. He's at home right now. Well, he was, he was here today. Yeah, he was, that's why I asked him. I said, I thought you were out of town today. I guess, yeah, not leaving tomorrow. But it's, it's dead easy to do like a half day. I put that a half day, it's my suitcase to work, and then went to Australia. But I had the morning away. Yeah, but his flight I think is at like 7am. I get it.

Eh. You want a pack? What are you doing? Are you traveling this week for that thing? It's for the do-tap. No, I'm not. I'm not going to have that. I was possibly going to be in the things changed

and I didn't go. So, who's a little bit jealous here? Are you going to the in the things changed and I didn't go So Little bit who's a little bit jealous here. Are you going to the doom thing? Mm-hmm. So like they put together this whole big doom thing with like all these sports stars and everything like Chad Oh, just think oh there's a oh go think oh And some soccer guy who everybody Terry Henry the most famous French man ever I thought Napoleon was the most lost I had you know just sort out a couple names there. Gerard Depardieu. So on a French dude, huh? On replay for Arsenal, so I'm not that fast.

But, uh, what? Hey, there it is. Sniper Wolf. Hi. Well, that intro works. A lot of where jealous we're not going to. Is that how big? The football player who's with Michael? That was a great fucking video. What's his name, Grunk? The Grunk. The Grunk. Grunk ski, right? What's funny is, is that Jack knew everyone

except Terry on me, and he's the only one I knew. I don't know anything. But it's, there all gonna be sitting down and playing Doom together, and that'll be like a big livestream starts tomorrow at... It's Tuesday, it may 29, the five... Five, five central. Five central, five central time.

Five central time. Whereas right now, just for perspective, you're watching this central, 5 central time. 5 central time. Whereas right now, just for perspective, you're watching this live, it's now 7 30 central time. So it would be two and a half hours earlier than right now if you're keeping score at home. 30, have something. So 21.5 hours away from now. Yes, I also want to thank our sponsors for taking

some time in Gus's chairs. Chair today, I'm filling his role. I want to thank our sponsors from today. Our sponsors today are Harry's and Squarespace, so thank you very much Harry's and Squarespace for making this episode of the Ruchite podcast So the fact that Gus is in town means that tonight could have been the steak podcast. That's another reason to be very mad at Gus Because I'm just very excited for steak. It's so hard to be hungry for something weeks in advance, but I want steak. Guys, it's making me feel very self-conscious, you know?

Oh, like, your ear and guss is not, yeah. It's like, God, it would have been so much better if guss was here. I'm like, what do I mean? I really hope the control room pan-tea- He's kind of irrelevant, I just wanted to steak. You know what I'm saying? If you brought steak, I would like you more than guss tonight. I can order a favor.

Can you do it? Also, question. Since you've been so excited for the stake podcast, have you been avoiding all stake just to like prepare your stuff? No, intentionally, but I haven't had a stake since. So when we do it, we- I will not have one until. We're trying to organize it correctly and hopefully we can do it next week. Yeah, you got to be stake hungry.

So I have to travel, but I worked around- I worked around the podcast, so I want- What are you traveling? Next week. You packed? For next week? No, I packed like half the week off before I go. Yeah, me too.

I forget stuff if I pack too far in advance. I'm most in the zone for packing like 10 minutes before I walk out the door. I've really got to be such like a traveler or a campy bothered that I'll show up to the airport 20 minutes before my flight boards. And I have just that amount of time. Just to show up like an hour.

And I'll just be like, I'm fine. I'll get on, don't worry about that. Well here's two things. You can turn that plane around, come on back. Two things are very important about travel. The once you think this way makes travel a lot less stressful. One, you only really need your passport.

You do. You can forget everything else. Two, there's always another flight. And what's, what's, you're not worried about? It's always like, it's so easy. Do you know that that's also two very important rules for? The amazing race. Yeah.

If you lose your passport, you are done. You're gone. There was a dude who I think in season 18, he was in Russia and his passport was in the cab and it pulled away. Like they took his bag, he was done. And he was in, from what I read of interviews with a matter of fact, the production just moved on because he was like eliminated right then

and he was in Russia for about 30 or 40 days with like no help or anybody. Trying to figure out how to get out via the American embassy. And did he have his wallet or anything either? No, I was in the money. No, nothing's gone. Did he have the money? No, nothing's gone.

What about his partner? I'm assuming the partner was with him. Can you give me one of those beers? The non-shiner, please? I went traveling recently. And I'm getting into this habit where I will work the day of my flight to the point where I bring my laundry up. And I'm always stacking up laundry.

So I will do my laundry up here at the office. And I will literally up end my laundry basket into a suitcase and then just whatever that is, that's what I take on my clothes. So you come really with an empty suitcase and Eclips. Yeah, and then I'll just like dump it all in and be like, cool, ready to go. Who might my clothes always? That's taking last minute to the next level. Yeah, my clothes are always like wrinkly though, but luckily since I wear tight shirts, no problems. Nice shirt by the way. Next dog.

So, new shirt tomorrow. Yeah, it blazes the worst model for shirts, because you could never read what this supposed to be. His body just crudges shirts. There we go. Yeah! Just ripped it off. I think, filthy casual shirt, very trendy.

We should make like a pack friendly shirt for you. The way like your tits. So it's just wear a g evenals shirt. Yeah, it should just be like one of those Batman molded suits and you just wear that like a neoprene one He sounds like a blaine shirt that has like muscles molded onto it and little nipples. Yeah, not the nipples But they always on Batman suits my nipples. I mean, I'm sure you have nipples I'm still like I'm digging a hole here blame But I'm sure you have nipples. I'm just saying nipples aren't an issue with you. No, I'm better at this game

Yeah, he's pretty close. It's it's down here They're they they go they go low they go low. Can you explain that game to everybody? Nipple you guessed the nipple here's what I think I think Gavin plays a game in the hopes that one of his female friends will let him try it on her Has it ever worked for you? I've never tried the poker girl's tit. It's just trying to identify where I'm at. But you just hear, give it a shot. So in your shirt, he'll walk up to you like at a bar or something.

Where you're wearing your shirt and he'll do this. You know exactly what he's about to do if you know Gavin. He comes in with his finger and you know he's just gonna try to guess where your nipple is on your chest. And it starts the game, because then they try on you. Yeah.

A lot of people are terrible. You know who's not terrible? You know who the best in the world at this game is? What do you think about that? Ryan. Estes, Sorola. Really? Yeah.

She's never missed my nips. She's tuned in. Yeah. That's a shirt. She knows exactly what they are. She's never missed my nips. She never missed my nips. That's how she found out.

She has that tradition. But she's very good. In the Batman Superman movie, which we might talk about, we want to talk about it right now so we can get like any kind of like non-spoiler. Let's say that, but. What were you gonna say? Addressing issues though. They used a lot of stuff in Superman.

In Manasteele, does this Superman not have X-ray vision? Well, because they used smoke on it. Yeah, and they used smoke on it. Yeah, Batman did it and then there was also a scene. He used Yeah, and they use smoke on it. Yeah, Batman did it and then there was also a scene. He used a smoke bomb and got away from it. Well, the smoke bomb that is green, you can understand it messes with it.

But then he just used a normal smoke bomb, and he just took it all through it. Where'd it go? That was early in the movie before there was any green stuff though. Also, the first green thing he grabs, because he's Superman, amazing reflexes. The second one, he grabs because he's Superman. Amazing reflexes. The second one, he just flies right into it. Yeah.

So why didn't he just dodge it? He can see in bullet time. Why did he even... I saw a tough one, a Superman. Well, he had been affected already. So, oh look at this. And I thought Ben Affleck did a great Batman. That was pretty good.

But Batman was fucking stupid in this movie. Yeah. Or is it email to that guy? Oh dude, let's... I mean, we can... We should probably... Let's I mean we can we could we should probably let's do this Post-show this post show will talk all about spoilers about bad man. It's great. Okay, so we'll do that So apologies the post show is kind of become the place where we do all of our spoiler talk I'm kind of working on something though to change that. I'm gonna try a little different thing

I will say this I like man of steel You like man of steel better than Batman versus Superman. Yeah, I will say this and I don't think it's a spoiler to say this because I complain about this with every fucking Batman movie and every fucking Superman movie is I don't want to see the Batman origin story anymore I'm done with it. You don't see a kid crying over two corpses ever again I'm fucking done with that origin story or at least you can cry or like a flashback where he remembers it or something, they gotta walk us through the whole fucking thing. And it's like, as someone who's gonna direct Batman movies in the future, I'm sure somebody's out there

who's gonna direct one sometime in the future, unless you're gonna do something dramatically different with that, don't fucking shoot it. I don't care about your vision of the alley and the gun and the mom and the pearls. It's like you're not gonna shoot the pearls in a unique way that's gonna really gonna set people back on their heels. Although the pose was pretty mom and the pearls. It's like you're not gonna shoot the pearls in a unique way that's gonna really gonna set people back on their heels.

Although the pose was pretty cool in this one. It's been done, it's all been done. You see, I'm actually the... Nah. We see. Ironically the dude who played... What's Rewind's dad's name? Thomas, thank you.

Thomas Wayne and Martha Wayne. Biggy Wayne. The dude who played him was the comedian from Watchmen. Watchmen. And that actually did have an interesting take on the Batman origin story in the opening credits. The comedian from Watchmen? Yeah, wasn't he like 50?

Oh no, he thought they used aged makeup. That guy played, he, am I right? Am I gonna see it? It's the comedian from Watchmen, right? Yeah, and then it's, yeah, there you go. Something more against him. And then it's the comedian from more than, right? Yeah, and then it's... It's Morgan. Yeah, there you go. It's that and then it's the chick from,

or the woman from Walking Dead as well. They're both in Walking Dead. What, it's the mom? The mom was in Walking Dead. She's the one that's dating that other guy, that everybody loves. Glenn? Glenn.

It's Maggie? Yeah. That was... She's a good looking girl. She's like on the cover of like all those like rip like shape magazines. Yeah, you buy the ones they probably have the dude or they fucking arms like this. Have you ever seen like all the people when they get on those muscle and fitness mags? How they all complain about how those are probably the most Photoshop covers of all time. An erotic when they put him on the cover of that. He's like,

he's like, look at this because my bicep isn't anywhere close to It's ridiculous and they also grease him up in Photoshop. Yeah And they have Darrell from a walking dead He's on the cover on one of these things recently and his arm is like easily Four times the size it is on the show every week. That's it's blown up. What how big blame would be on a magazine cover? Do you should do it? Let's just give it on a magazine cover. Lighting is key.

You always have the top lighting because it hits the abs and then it's like shadows and it's like. But when you want the under lighting for your biceps, when it hits my abs, it's not shadows. It's just shadow. It's all in the light. I got the one back. That's all I have. So it's nice that you have shadows.

I'm really proud of you. So if you in 2045 The Batman reboot is given to you. You got to stop Batman again. How do you shoot it? I listen, I'm not doing the origin story. Maybe... First person perspective. Every time you get to the whole Batman. It's super made too. It's not just those two characters either. If I go to the Civil War Avengers and they show Spider-Man's origin story, I will walk the fuck out.

I mean, we have seen that fucking origin story a billion times. Could get spit by Spider. I don't think this is a spoiler either. For Batman vs Superman, because she's all over the trailers, but Wonder Woman is in the movie. Yeah, she is. She is. And it's like, hey, we really want to do an origin story in this movie.

It's like, oh, do you want to make it the origin story for the character who's never appeared on screen before? Nope, Batman. It's like, they didn't say anything about Wonder Woman. Yeah. And all of the purposefully, there's only one little tiny shred of information you get about this character. You get nothing.

Anyway, we'll do a whole spoiler cast later. Sorry. But the actress that played her got them. Yeah, you like that. That is a good looking one. I like your better Not as Wonder Woman. I mean, I thought she was a cooler character when she wasn't. Oh, yeah. I mean just looks I want to say when she was Linda Carter. She was also the 56 mile long runway in Fast and the Furious What is Wonder Woman's alias? Prince Diana Prince. Wonder Woman's Diana. That's your secret prince? Diana Prince.

Diana Prince. Diana, that's right. It's a prince? It's a prince. It's a wonder. Like the R.I.N.C. Not like Freddie Prince. She's not from the prince family.

The name wander. You want to look that up? You don't look sure yourself. What? Diana Prince? Diana Prince. That is right. Diana Prince.

Damn. I think that like, I'm going to put a future Future generations are going to look at Batman kind of like, okay, so we have Star Wars 4, 5, 6, and then they had the prequels 1, 2, 3, which are significantly worse. I think that they're gonna look at Batman dark night trilogy, you know, like the Nolan trilogy. It's like, oh yeah, those are the good Batman movies.

And then they kind of got really shitty with Man of Steel. I think they were shit you with George Clooney. No they're pretty shit. 89 Keaton Batman was fucking cool but it got all Schumachery there. He was he was a two Batman. 89 and 90 or 91 with Penguin and Catwoman. Yeah I don't know. Man, it keeps track of all the batmans. How hard is it to get fucking Batman, right? I don't know one with Jim Carrey. The one with Mr. Freeze. I read a quote the other day about Tommy Lee Jones hugging Jim Carrey.

And he was like whispered into his ear and he's like, I hate you. I can't stand you. And then he said something along the lines of like I cannot warrant your buffoonery. Or something like a really eloquent way of saying he was just a jackass. It's a ton of any jumps.

It's Jim Kerry. Yeah, it's a ton of to Jim Kerry. That's so harsh. Well, I mean, that's probably true. Yeah. Probably knows a shit out of people. Yeah. Someone is trying to tell me that Superman uses a lead or excuse me Batman uses a

lead-based smoke. Whatever that. He doesn't use X-ray vision at any point in does he do it in Manesteele? Well you assume he's using it because he finds people like come straight through the ceiling. Well then they're also like if you think about it when he's looking through his glasses, I bet he's a little extra vision to see through those glasses. Otherwise, you know, because when he wears the Clarkkins, they're clear. So does that what you mean by that?

Well maybe they have prescription in them. Why would he get glasses in them? Because he's got to conceal his identity and he's not going to get just like UV protected glasses. Like, you don't know that. Yeah, I mean, he only get glasses like yours where it makes the middle of your head look super pinched. Like looks straight at the camera, look at the camera.

You can see the gap on either side of your head in your glasses. Like looks straight ahead, look right at the camera. There it is right there. There's two black gaps. We don't need to decide your head goes like an hourglass. You look like the liquid inside a milk bowl. Like, do my eyes get bigger or smaller when I...

Look at me, it looks right. They get bigger, but like two times. Wait, instead of pulling them up, just put them towards the camera slightly. What's happening? What's happening? They get tied in. You're having a trick or a point head.

His eyes are shinging the center though, that's really weird. You almost get to the point where you did multiplies. So what would contacts look like for you would be like, They can't get tied in. You're out of your trip or a point has. He's not just singing the center though, that's really weird. You almost got the point where you did multiplies. So what would context look like for you? Would it be like normal? Like a steam-puck movie with like the rotating pieces and the huge monocle? My eyes are fucked.

You have context. What is your vision, do you know? Negative 7, 7.5, something like that. I don't know what that means. I have to question that, I don't even know the answer. Do you have a perfect vision now that you had LASIK? Yeah, I think I do. Because I know some people get it and they still need glasses.

Did they just do it in your head, in your eye? Or did they have to cut your eye off? Yeah, to be turner just did a video, showing his lacyc that he got. Oh, of course. Oh, why? I don't know why. I warned him right before we did it too,

that's like the one thing nobody prepares you for when you get your surgery, is that you can smell your eye That's not a smell that you're really prepared for Chris to Maris like is all about savings like I remember one time he got sick because I think he had like Grocery store sushi that was free. Well anyways, Chris is like all about saving so I remember he was like the day before he's gonna get LASIK. Yeah, he's very cheap, but he's like he's he's very smart with his money. Rifty Yeah, that's the word for it. So he actually I remember he called the lacic company that he's about to get a surgery He's like hi, I'm Chris. I'm gonna. I have an appointment tomorrow

I work for a production company and we have the show called RT life Wow, and I was wondering if I could get like a discount if we promoted your sir You just like a lot of life a personal game. Yeah, you just outed Chris a big way. I mean, it's just like, you know. That's actually a big deal. Well, that really is, that Chris called and tried to get a discount. Yeah, we're gonna shoot an RT life somewhere.

Yeah, you know, it's like, shit. I'm sorry, Chris, I'm sorry, Chris. This is really awkward. Why does it make no sense? That is a, that's a conversation. Well, I didn't know it was a big deal. What have you done, Blaine? Yeah.

We went skydiving. Skydiving. Although that was for her. Reached to production. No, I mean, yes, skydiving and like laser tag. You should disclose all that. We've done a lot of fun. I mean, I don't, I don't know.

And I feel bad. What was the skydiving for? Skydiving was for RT recap. It was like, we really need to go skydiving for RT recap. But I was like, I think it'd be a cool way for us to go skydiving. That's a little different. It was like, I think it'd be a cool way for us to go skydiving. That's a little different. It's like you need to end up with a car or new eyes or a plastic surgery procedure at the

end of it. Well, me, I mean, that's a little different. Oh god, damn it. This is really awkward. Yeah, just wait. So, it's okay, you'll be at the hearing. You'll just have to testify. It'll be fine.

Some people keep telling me about Spider-Man. They keep saying that, me about Spider-Man. They keep saying that, Spider-Man. Spider-Man, that this is Spider-Man's first time ever in the Marvel Universe. So it's very appropriate if they show his origin story. No, it's not. It's really not.

It's a- Everyone knows it. Everybody fucking knows it. You should not waste screen time with that fucking origin story. And if you don't know it, Google it. With the fucking bit by the spider and all that stuff. I just don't, I've seen it.

We all know it. How's there any one Spider-Man? What does that mean? Well, there's tons of spiders from that place. We're the spider. But only one bit. How many people do you think you bit on a daily basis spider woman? A spider factory? Well, not a factory. Like lab. I don't know. What was the place? I always thought lucky was a spider man developed spider agility and the ability to like latch on to stuff as opposed to like getting eight eyes on top of his head That would have been way worse Man spider and that what the guys called? Oh yeah, we're gonna get back in the Superman version.

Or am I thinking of man back? We're gonna be getting back in the Superman version. Man territory here really fast. So let's just go wait. Ken Spider-Man Because in Tobin Maguire, he shoots Web-Av is skin. In Toby Maguire, okay? But in my favorite movie was Toby McGuire featuring Spiderman in other guy in a English guy spider-man

He just builds a thing that shoots web. It's not in him Well, I can't wait over watch this movie Toby McGuire coming soon Toby McGuire to theaters everywhere I think he was just an average Spider-Man working at the spider factory When suddenly web shot from his wrist See Toby McGuire featuring Spider-Man But anyway, it was like which ones the real one? Well in the in the in the comics's tears all down to your mouth.

In the original comics, Spiderman, he was a nerdy, super smart kid. So he built his own web shooters. And in fact, they would run out, like, at little cartridges, and he would run into problems all the time, because he'd run out of web. So, amazing Spider-Man was the comic Spider-Man. Amazing Spider-Man was the comic Spider-Man.

He took me with Spider-Man. He was the one who took me with Spider-Man. But doesn't he get to take it out and then he puts it into the cartridges. I believe no Pretty sure he's just A job where is he make it for I've never seen the thing where he's like pulling web out of his butt I'm not crazy like a spinner at it would come out of his butt. He would shit web Winnie He took it. Yeah, would come out of his wrists and then he'd shit into a job

Yeah, and then itves it in his wrists. They make a swinging through the city really funny though, because he'd go and butt first everywhere. He'd be like hanging straight down. And then he'd make fart noises every time he... Ah! Because someone's in where he kisses, because he guns really funny.

He comes down like all four. Because someone recut one of the trailers with just fart noises for a web shoot. What should we use to settle this argument here, Blaine should we use Wikipedia is okay with you for what look I'm spider-man and see the web shooters Marvel wikia marble wikia Marvel dot wikia Web shooters you guys are gonna talk it's gonna take me a little bit time to find this never mind. I can't find it Anyway, what are you saying?

That is always mechanical when did you start reading spider this. Never mind, I can't find it. Anyway, from what I understand, they're always mechanical. When did you start reading Spiderman? Oh, I don't read. Yeah. What are you talking about then? Why are you correcting me, you know? Oh, because I like read all the wikis and stuff like that. Because there's, okay, here's my thing.

I do read comic books, I read, I'm, I say you have comic books. I'm entirely caught up on all Canon Star Wars novels. Wow, and books. I have not, every single one of them. That is not a comic book. And they're all bored and bound. What do you mean they're not a comic?

That is not a dissoneral comic. Well, they made a comic based on a movie. That's not a comic. Comic is like comic first. Yeah, Superman's a comic. Well, I just got my dick slapped. Oh, you'll be fine. Well, I read all the Star Wars comic books.

And I take offense of that. But since there's like years, since I be fine. Well, I read all the Star Wars comic books, and I take offense to that. But since there's like years, since I'm a completionist, and there's just years of backstory for the world. By the way, the Marvel looking on Spider-Man has that much information. That's it. Really?

No, it does. Three tiny little Marvel websites, one. It can be all the spider-man. Making a mistake. I'm on a Wikipedia. Long story short, there's too much backstory. I don't want to get caught up on it all, because it would take forever and take a lot of money so I just comics of this don't because

of soul though they're like 60 70 years old like each character's been played by like so many different characters and like people have died and come back to life like how many Batman and Robbins have they been in the comics like a ton of them right yeah like Robbins have died what do you mean multiple Batman I mean Tim Drake I think took on the role of Batman it great oh yeah the grace and then some point is back right at some point like fucking Google in the control I know right you guys know that some point one of the Robbins became the Joker or something is that right I think that was in the anime it's serious to do we're just can't I'm getting a man red-hug

how much time are you madty about I actually don't know DC that well which is why I didn't want to people to think I was just complaining about what's this down for DC Direct to you comics dickcock What Wait is what is it actually direct? I don't know what it is What is it what is it what is it? Anybody know what DC stands for? Detective comics. Oh, cuz that's where they did everything. I had no idea

I never even thought about it. I never was like, I don't know, DC Stipper's. It's when you have like Batman's first appearance and Detective Comics. Fucking ripping their hair out. That's like, that's not saying. That's just not accessible without buying a bunch of tiny books. Yeah. You need lights to be filled in. You can't access the comics. You can't access the comics. John, John Reisinger knows he should be on talk about comics. Yeah. He'd done like sponsor only a comic podcast.

Comic cast? Comic cast. Yeah. You definitely know a lot. It's taking me fucking forever to look at the Spider-Man web shooter thing. I don't know why I'm doing this, because you don't read the fucking comics.

Just people in the Spider-Man stuff. Anyway. Spotermann on Twitter. So when they made Toby McGuire have the organic web shooters, that was a really interesting choice because, it kind of took away from the mystique of Peter Parker, like inventing his own stuff and being this nerdy science kid. Like it just came out of him.

Yeah, it was just like, you know, it was like shooting loads all over the bedroom and like pulling stuff down. It would be tough to go through puberty with the organic web shooters. I remember the scene that definitely had some like, you know, reference to puberty. I don't think it did.

I'm just imagining him with another woman, any finishes. And it's like these giant spider webs that come out like honor tits. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. Yeah. Chris is calling me.

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. This guy's Peter Tess of his new fond abilities, defeating professional wrestler, wrestler, crusher, hogan in the ring, and earning some cash. Using his scientific prowess, he constructed a pair of artificial web shooters that attached to his risks within it with an agent a costume and a new name spider man became an overnight substation on television so artificial web shooters means the web was

artificial as well otherwise why put artificial in there if he built these things so i don't think he was like pulling web out of his ass and then shoving into the web shooters and then fire me people i really don't think he was like pulling web out of his ass and then shoving it into the web shooters. And then firing it at people. I really don't think so. Well that would have meant that he got heavier the moment he became Spider-Man. Why? Gav. Because of web was being made. Oh, I'm not shooting web ways. Like I think it's like, what's that? I mean, that he was microscopically heavier.

Take this microwave from you. You have to earn the mic. Again, you can't have it right away. But like, you didn't have a plan in his body. He's like a time out. That took like nutrients from his food and turned into web. He just like had web all of a sudden. Yeah, well, he might have taken time. I don't think like the as soon as he got bit by,

like the spider comes down and lands on his wrist, bites him. It's like a bit his head. It bit his head. It's in the back. No, I think by the back of his nose. The pictures are always like in the comedy's Lease Peter Parker like this and the fucking wavy lines coming off of his hand. And so I bid him and then the moment the spider bit him and goes, Oh my ass is full of it. That would be a really fast transformation.

It's like when all of a sudden you have to shit and it's like that gurgle you get in your stomach. Go ahead. Lou. You know that one. Don't I get in my stomach? Yeah, or anybody's stomach when you have to shit all of a sudden. I see. I've never been about to throw up, but it turns out you just need a poop. Yeah. What? Yeah. I don't know what's wrong with you. You're sitting on your mouth? Or I was like, I'm gonna throw up. And then I was like feeling a bit tummy weird. So I was like, let me get this out first. Took a dump, felt fine afterwards.

Yeah, it was just like, I was like, I was pushing a bit tummy-wood, so I was like, let me get this out first, took a dump, felt fine afterwards. Yeah, it was just like, I was like, I was like, I'm excited you wanted to get it. I was pushing my food up. You people are fucking nuts. That's all I get to say. This is the closest I ran to running away for podcasts

because I had to share it, just cut back from the gym. Yeah, but I was like, oh, I gotta get it. Three minutes to take a poo. I did it and I'm so glad I did it because I was like so easy. You know, like the good, fresh feeling you have

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Well, I don't shave as often as I should and raises our expensive. So I usually only buy one maybe every month, two months or so. So one razor at a time? You should go to Harrys. No, it won't. I'm here to clear Chris's name. Oh, are you? Yes. Because, I remember,. Yeah. I'm here to clear Chris's name. Oh, are you?

Yes. Because I remember, that's when I was producing, and we were talking about this before the podcast. Remember when I was producing RT recap? It's mad at you. I was like, every time I'd be like, fuck, what am I going to do this week? I remember, he was going to go get his LASIC just normal.

And I was like, hey, let's do an RT recap about that. And I was like, oh, yeah, let's do that. So then he was like, OK, well, maybe I can call. I could get a discount from him too. So then he called and he was like, hey, can we film it? For the show. So it was your fault. So it was my fault.

So fire me, please don't fire Chris. You'll see. You'll see. Don't, please don't get mad at me. Here is how fire both of you. That was a startling piece of information that I received earlier today. Bitters, it was good. You were disagreeing me about Orgis Tories. Somebody on Twitter said, his name is Chris H. Swift.

He incorrectly stated on Twitter, I disagree with you, Bernie, about Orgis Tories. A story needs to stand on its own. You can't neglect important aspects of your character. If you're at the third fucking movie in a trilogy, you can take the other things that happened in the trilogy as being part of the canon of that trilogy This is now if this is Man of Steel We've seen the Christopher Nolan movies. We've seen Man of Steel We've had Superman's origin story and we've had Batman's origin story covered many times in this generation of Movies we don't need it again. We don't even in like

Superman returns the one before Man of Steel. Right. Even though it was meant to be a sequel, we still had an origin story of him like Crash Landing about to earth. Every director just wants to show that origin story. Yeah. He crash lands again in like his original place where he hit, but he's like a fully grown man.

Let's say we don't need to leave that. We don't need to show us finding the... Well, I shouldn't say that because we'll pipe it that same. You know, but I'm saying like, we wouldn't need to do the whole scene all over again. Unless there's some new information. So the Hulk, I think when they did, the incredible, I can't remember what one it was.

What was the skinny guy that did the Hulk? It was before Rottling. Yeah, okay, Edward Norton, that one they just covered his origins in like the title sequence. Yes, it was montage That's actually that directed that one Yeah, Angley did the one with Banna. Oh, you did one Banna Eric Banna Uh-huh, and then they did the Edward Norton one which I can't remember who the directs

All right, I gotta save it. I'm gonna write down the stuff to you just reminding me another thought I want to talk about with the Burmurn the thing which which Hulk had the guy from Hocko Henry and it? What, wait, what's he again? The guy from Hocko Henry? Oh, no. Yeah? Yeah, that was the... That was the Charlottal Coppley?

No. Not that guy. Oh, Hugh Jackman. What are you talking about? No, that was the guy that was the Jack. Yeah, yeah. Tim Roth. Tim Roth.

Yeah. That's what he said that reminded me of that was a tag yeah, yeah, uh, that was the Tim Roth Tim Roth. Yeah, that's what he said that reminding me of that Was there's a character in that that I got to talk about with Superman versus Batman So I don't remember that double time in the later. Okay. I got enough talking about the fucking superman peer movies Cuz we're gonna talk about it later. You guys are gonna keep bringing it up. That hits his fault I was getting really annoyed in my dream the other day. You look at playing call out for the audio podcasters. I like that. What do you do? You called it out like who was pointing at. It was very nice to be doing that for the audio listeners. Gavin, you had a dream last night. Well, get annoyed because everything in your dream

is like your brain trying to make sense of just random firings of, you know, brain shit. Yeah, it's why it worried me that one time does had a dream about me on a Sunday and he hadn't seen me in three days. I was like, still on your mind. Yeah, brain shit. Yeah, it's why we're worried me that what time does had a dream about me on a Sunday, and he hadn't seen me in three days. It's like, why was I still on your mind? Yeah, this thing. I had a dream I broke a lens, right? So I had to replace the lens,

but I first tried to fix the lens I broke, and I was putting it back together. And this, like, yellow clip thing, I remember the shape of it, I could draw it. It was like semi-circle sticking out and like a Right angle down and a bit of the bottom and for some reason I couldn't put this lens together Because I couldn't get this stupid yellow clip to fit inside it and then like I went about my dream came back to it I was like it's damn clippin

I was like my brain has invented this thing that I can't figure out Yeah, and I noted it made the shape of it. I love it just Just to piss me off. And it was like really consistent throughout the dream. The same shape thing. I was like, what does this mean now? And I want to print it out on a 3D print and be like, what does this mean? Like I couldn't do what I wanted to do in the dream because of this item.

I made up. It's funny because your brain just like made up a frustrating shape. It made up the situation. The brain is its own audience. Yeah. And it made up the thing that, you know, caused me a grief. It's like, I just can't really annoyed about it. Yeah, and it made up the thing that, you know, it caused me a grief.

It's like, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I was shooting the other day I was shooting a short with Chris and I'm sitting there And I'm looking at them setting up the camera of the lens it actually might have been a million dollars But and I'm looking at this lens because I'm right next to it I'm like who fucking lens is a wreck it's covered in paint And I was talking about how when we first got this equipment We were like taking it out of the cases like so carefully and setting it down and everything and now I'm looking at this lens It's like dinged and chipped and everything and then it's covered in paint. I'm like That's a fucking slow mo guy. I mean, the red lenses.

So all I did was, yeah, all I did was get a picture of it and send it to Gavin and he's right back. Sorry. That's it. Didn't even like, didn't even need to explain what it was. I, uh, the paint was all me. The ding and the chip. I mean, I take care of the lens, but you can bag the camera and you can bag the top of the lens, but you still need to see through the glass.

Right. I didn't have any optical flats. So some paint landed like in the catchment rim. Didn't go on the glass, it just like went all inside and then you try and rub it off. It's pretty normal thing to put a plastic glass in front of. Yeah, I just didn't have any. Yeah, there you go. I'm gonna wait for you for a slow-mo guy shoot.

I'm gonna have a very, very rarely new stuff. It's crazy. We're shit flies everywhere. Why would you wait for you to take the time to buy a two dollar sheet of plastic glass? Is that how much it is? No, you need like proper like a cool flat otherwise it goes like the most dangerous So I'm what guys you've done. What was it was a man? Dangerous something to fire I seem right I stood down when from Dan firing a flame throw

They used to downwind from Steve Also dangerous. It can be very dangerous. Yeah, it can be carcinogenic Dan fired a backpack mounted flame throw right at me. You were saying I thought, you got that figured out? No, it was like legal. It was just like, there was something about it that wasn't. We just couldn't shoot it where we shoot. Yeah.

You need a fire marshal instead. So that we just shot somewhere else. So good. Is that out yet? No, that might be the next one. Okay, maybe. That's pretty cool. It looked really nice.

All right, he'll be back soon. This is my section of the podcast where I miss Dan. Boy, Pilar, Pilar, passionate about their fucking superhero origin stories. We got a whole fucking Twitter full of future Batman director. You're all gonna tell the fucking origin story. We kick through the screen.

Can't wait to see your movie guys. It's gonna be awesome. So I hate this part for Gus not being here What me getting Kristen trouble what are you really are you gonna focus on that? I feel so bad I don't want Chris to get in trouble with something stupid. I said we find our about it But it's not really he's getting in trouble. I don't think by the way it was my fault I had already forgotten about it, but thank you for The discount I was like you could get a discount for him.

Okay, so I mentioned that I got these earbud. What are those? That amplifies sound. Yeah. And Gus kept saying bring them in, but Gus's ears are super gross. So I waited until he wasn't on the podcast. I was like, you've had them this whole time.

Well, I had them around, but I didn't want to bring them on. This is actually really cool. So these were sent to me because I talk about on the podcast. I was saying you've had them this whole time. Well, I had them around. I didn't want to bring them on. This is actually really cool. So these were sent to me because I talk about on the podcast. Oh, look at that. I talk about on the podcast. Hold on. Don't go anywhere. Look at this little case.

So you can't really see it too well. That's a waste of space. I see the light. So that is a charging case. These little ear buds that you put in here. They're like free standing little ear buds. And then you put them in your ear. Wait, did you do the right one? Yeah, and then you put them in your ear.

Wait, did you do the right one? Yeah. And then you put them in your ear. I will do it in a mind because I've seen it, and you go in with the experience. But then they amplify sound. Like you can turn the world up or down basically. So then off of music.

No, no, I don't even think you could stream your like Bluetooth through it. So yeah. It's basically. Somebody put them in. Yeah. So the right side goes on the right and left side goes in the left. They're basically just ear things. What are they called?

Ear aids, hearing aids. Yeah, so you go that barb. Let me see it. Ear aids sounds like a really nasty disease. No, just take this one and it goes in just like this. So what do you want this built into your ears? Yeah, yeah. Okay. I probably have a lot of earwax in my ears though. Ah, I'm gonna feel really bad if I that's the right one

Oh, almost what in my barebow. You take that barbed-man head to the right one. Can I get on my app? You have to like really shove it in there. You'll be fine You'll have to turn it so like go in your ear. Can I see you? Yeah, that's it. Okay. I can hear my head. I can hear my head. I can hear my head. Okay. Okay, here we go. Yeah. That's what you're doing.

We're doing the other one. Yeah. He was whispering. Do the other one. Are you gonna blossom me with something? No, no, I can't. I actually wish you could go louder than it does. But because I talk about like goofy like new technology all the time,

the podcast, they sent me a pair of these. I'm gonna turn you up right now. We can hear more. I feel like Superman. Yeah, I'm well out. Yeah. And then it's like and now we can just turn to turn down the world too. Yeah, so like the whispering is the weirdest bit. Someone do get a slush. Get somebody in the, somebody in the control room whisper something. We'll see if we can hear it. Ready? I'm gonna take a bath. If somebody's the controller is in a whisper something. We'll see if we can hear it ready

Well, if somebody's the controllers will whisper something. Let's see that we get here. We can't go ahead Someone just said my name I'm gonna point out that our Control room they didn't actually whisper they made a whisper voice. They went they went this loud It was like they were whispering in like a Victorian play. I'm not sure what that was it seems like it doesn't amplify loud stuff as much as just very Bottom of the line whisper stuff Okay, oh, let me try my finger so can you hear more? Yeah, oh Yeah, I hear pretty fair about I'm not a piece of shit. Don't hate me

So you can like to tune out the world to and this is like count sound oh that that was sound cancelling And this is amplifying I guess yeah, so what's that point? What is that? I hear that playing and this is amplifying, I guess. Yeah. So what's that point? Well, look at all, here that plane. Yeah, here everything. And you hear Lois. And they're called here, H-E-R-E. And I wish I could, they connected the Bluetooth from my phone, I wish I could stream music to them. This is a really weird experience.

It's probably, it feels like I'm right next to you, right? It feels like a VR, I'm watching the RT podcast in a VRX. I'm not really cool. Huh? Am I yelling? No, you're fine. But I actually, I'm watching the RT podcast and a VRX. Why do you really cool? Huh? Am I yelling? No, you're fine. But I actually, I really,

what do they actually like about that? The product too is that they, there's a case over there. The case that they come in, you just plug the USB into the side of it, it charges inside the case. Yeah, that's cool. That's pretty cool.

Yeah. How much were there if you don't want me asking? I want to say they're like, I should look it up and say, because I did not pay for them. They were sent to me for free. Are they here? Actually, let's do this. I had Chris make a phone call and they're going to be

the new cast member for our two. Oh, please, please don't. Come on, man. Here, earbuds. It's a wait list for you. The, yeah, I think they're early. It's a here plus dot me. Here you go.

Give it a ball. H-E-R-E. H-E-R-E. Join join the wait list you can look up here ear buds and find it to Here buds why aren't they called here buds? No, there you go see should have been on the market. Oh, yeah So they had a kickstarter and now they're another about to launch this product so not normally so would you buy them? Oh? What? Oh He mean actually spend well, you know, I always said, I always said, I mean, this is obviously like a high end product, but I always said that if I had a,

if I had enough money, I would buy a set of night vision goggles. Yeah. And that's like, this seems to be like this and night vision goggles, you'd be, this is like, indestructible. You can see through like, lead-based smoke. Anything, you know, you can navigate any environment. I do this thing. Can lead-be smoke?

What? Is lead-light enough to be smoke? I think it's just lead particles in it. Yeah. Like, you know, what else? I'm glad I died in here. I do this thing and kind of makes me a prick, but I have really good hearing.

You? Yeah, me. You I have I have really good hearing you yeah me you have really I've good hearing But I am very selective about what I hear this like I can I'll act like I can't hear somebody even though I can hear them like super well Why why yeah, what is that it can it can be an advantage? Just a you could like Tune someone out and just like oh he didn't. A, you could like tune someone out and just like, oh, he didn't hear me, you know, I guess I'll like bother him later about it. Or be it's like if people are talking about you and they think they can't hurt being heard,

but I can hear them. That's the kind of message. I wish you got mad at someone on set the other day. It was cool. Who? You win. What were they doing? When the police got shut up. Oh yeah, that fucking guy. Who is that? I don't know, I was gonna be in a bit of a death. What's they doing? When the police car showed up? Oh yeah, that fucking guy. Who is that?

I don't know, he was gonna be in a bit of a death. What was that guy's shoot by the way? Did you guys have fun? Did you guys fuck with your shoot? Oh no, it was just a police car showed up during a shoot and we were outside and we were like really running against the clock. It was a 12 hour shoot and we used every single minute of it. So we shot it essentially three shorts. But basically it cop pulled up and he came out and he had a red

solo cup. It was just from craft services. It wasn't anything, you know, bad. But it's a red solo cup. You immediately associate that with a party or something. That's a dump. I get it. But yeah. Yeah. It might dump for this. No, no, no. I mean, I did. It's dumb. But this sort of cop assumed there was something alcoholic in the country. Well, no. So the cop was there just talking to us because he wanted to know what was going on. I think somebody had filed some sort of noise complaint. So he started walking and I was like, okay, this cop is already stopping me from shooting. If he questions this guy and then has probable cause, it was just to avoid a line of blushing. Then it's gonna, yeah, bring all these other things and I was like,

hey, you, can you step over there? Can you just like, give her the cup? Give her the cup. And he was like, what? He was like, I was like, give her the cup. And then give her the cup, give her the cup. And he was like, what? And he was like, I was like, give her the cup. And then he like walked to the cup with the cup. And I was like, my 80 had to hold me back. Because I was like, I was, Was this an extra onset? I just did just somebody else.

I'll tell you about it. Okay. I don't even sell anybody out. I get, blade is gun shy now. Still bad. Like, we had a weird thing. I don't think we've ever talked about this. And correct me if I'm wrong if we have.

We had a shoot one time where it was one of Blaine shoots. And we went three quarters of the way through the day. And we had an actor there who was a day player that we hired. Three quarters of the way through the day, he decided he didn't want to be in it anymore. Yeah, I think. And he walked away. I think funhouses do about that public.

Yeah, I think we may have mentioned that. We've talked about that. Yeah, have we? Yeah, have we? Yeah, that guy. You were walk House is about that public. Yeah, I think we may have mentioned we've talked about yeah, have we okay. Yeah, that guy You were at that right anything like that my life. Well, yeah, the reason right Like there was like a fart joke or something and all of a sudden Bruce had a fart joke Bruce had a fart joke and he was like there was a there was a scene with waterboarding and he's like He actually commented. He's like hey, this script is great. Who wrote this? Did you write this on the getter? I was like this is some funny shit, man. I was like, hey, thanks, dude. He's like starting to get on board

because he'd been the hassle the whole day. And then he got to a fart joke with Bruce. And he was like, I'm a professional. This is stupid. And he left and I swore. I told everybody, all right, let's drop it. No, it's just, I want to wait for a house. I want to contact his agent. His profession never worked in this kind don't work in this county. I think dropped him right after that you dropped him from Austin

Well, we don't know that we don't know anything about that Right But that was weird. We never have had anything like that before yeah, we had some weird like that one time where Gavin before we was an employee was one time an Xbox live with me where We wanted to put somebody in the Roochert teeth comics where we drew their picture and we just need to get a little that little permission slip filled out Where it said you have my permission to use my image? Yeah, because Luke is drawing based on your likeness. Yeah, we're drawing the saying it to you because you won this contest

We're doing it and then they were like they saw form, which again, a lot of people get this way. They're like, Oh, I just felt a form. I don't know. This is like, looks like a contract and everything. It's like, yeah, it just says we have permission. Just go and read it or show it to somebody if you want to. We're going to pressure people and do it. But it lasted like five days. And it was like the whole purpose of the contest is like, way past what we thought. It was just like, and then he was like, well, I'm afraid that if I let you use my identity, I won't be able to use my identity any point in future. It's like, what are you fucking talking about?

It's the ever-state owns your face. It was so- I think I've been like publishing articles about them, about every stupid mistake they've made. I don't know. I don't like they wouldn't be able to use their own name and image. It was put their own, like- Someone Googles their name in the comment book.

So redirect the research ethnet. So is that why Nathan was always so tall that he couldn't see him in the frame of the comic? No, that was Nathan, isn't that? But then he had another funny thing. Because you were trying to do a nice thing for one of the fans. And then by the end of it, you were just tearing your hair out. Like, well, he started to get,

then there was another guy who was like a pseudo lawyer who was helping him and despising you. I just ripped into that guy way more than the one. Why are you with us? It was layered in crows. It's fine to talk about now, I think. It was crows and he was nervous about it. And it's totally normal thing, but then layered started giving him legal counsel. I was like, what the fuck is this?

Remember that short where Kerry plays a lawyer and he's going to join suit? That might be one of my favorite characters in any of her sheets, short ever. Kerry is the lawyer. Yeah, that really... Kerry in general and Dr. Schwartz of my favorite characters in any of her. She's short ever. Carey is the lawyer. Yeah, that really in general. I have no shorts is my favorite. Like I'll see you in court. I'll see you in hell. He's so nice. I like him in one of the new shorts coming up too. He's a very brief cameo. Oh, have you seen that one? I saw a cut of it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Is one of ones that I'm in? Yes. Okay. Pretty funny. That was fun. I had fun that day. That was a good one.

So, somebody asked you why is Thor's hammer in front of me? Right here. You hit away just so I was pointing to it. So, this is a, you can see it's engraved there. It's a rooster teeth on there. This thing is fucking heavy. So, someone gave us, Oh, watch your laptop.

How about I can look to it? Oh, there we go. Do you think gravity would take it through the set? See, and then on the back, it's got like these description doors. Miolner inscription. I don't know when you got that. and then on the back It's got like the description doors me older inscription. I Rony got that super specific. It's Evan Gavin. You know even Gavin. Sorry. I was reading the name I thought this is the bottom Whoever holds this hammer if he be worthy shall possess the power of Thor even Gavin

So I don't remember the name of the day, but you could probably hear this I know that I set it down. I hear it his name's Evan Gavin. It's a, it's pretty fucking solid. So, you want it over there, but yeah, I kind of want a whole under now. That almost came back. I think that part of a barbell from like, like, weightlifting. Yeah.

Yeah, it says that like grip on it. It's fun to mess with. Do some, do some reps while you do the podcast. Do you think it goes through this table? No, it's, you'll try. Yeah. No, no, no. Well, at the end, maybe? Yeah, go for it. What the fuck your kid the beers move the beers you're fucking no

I get fired. No, why I'm giving you I'm telling you do it. That's a podcast Not here we want to explain to gav or Gus how it happened. Oh god. Just say it He's probably watching right now. I really scared cost it just collapsed What's in there take getting the beers off there first? I'm really scared. It just collapsed. What's in there? Get his beers off there. First of all. I'm getting everything out of here, Bernie. Just give it a shot.

Just give it a semi. This is a bad idea. Just use the weight of the thing. This is why. This is why. You should watch the video version. Give it to me. I'll do it of the podcast.

Oh, God. Wait, we want to see if it'll go through. Oh, my God. Wait, hold on. Wait. Oh, I guess it's slow. See if it'll go through. Oh, my God. Oh, my eyes are going to fuck up. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Oh Yeah So that might have There we go, that's a good one. Oh my god

Burns, no, it's fine. No, it's still hold our beer. Oh It's like a tripod That's a solid That's good. That's good. Was that the expected outcome of that, Bernie? That was pretty solid. Yeah, you know We could have auctioned off that table. I guess we're changing the podcast that eventually right? Are we just guys wanted to do it next week, but we can't know what the stakes won't be held up by this anymore It'll be fine. It's put stakes on the stakes have changed somewhere out there Marcus and gots like why would you miss that one? What? I was too busy saving my drink from Gavin.

That was that that was really good listen you raised the stakes. We might as well just destroy the thing at this point. Yeah It's okay. I'm sure Blake knows a good guy would call about a table discount Well, that was fun. Is that what Chris was calling about earlier? Yeah, was he freaking out? Well no no, because he was calling because I sit out of context text and I was like, I am so sorry in advance. And he called and I was like, I expected to.

And he was like, you really thought it was your idea and I was like, oh yeah, it was. No, you can't do it. I do tomorrow and Chris is like, bag really thought was your idea? And I was like, oh yeah, it was. So, now you can run it. I take tomorrow and Chris is like, bag of a stuff, I don't know. He's like, he's sleeping in. He's like, he's sleeping in. That's not funny. So I was buying you a table for one week, I bet.

Can I use that for slime, guys? Yeah, sure. That's cool. You usually have like one piece of Rushi's merchandise somewhere in there. This could be the truth. What do we do with this couch? I want to give a big shout out.

I'm sure it probably is on the podcast that we got this thing. It was after RTX, I think like two years ago, and I don't remember the name of the gentleman who had this, but I thought about it the other day, and I was like, where is that hammer? And I wrote to the everyone list about that, right? Like all hands of the company. And I was like, I wanna find this hammer that I had.

It was turned out, it was in somebody's office. They kept it for themselves. Wasn't it an animation? Machine, I'ma had it? Machine in my hat it. Josh and Kyle had it. There are new offices, pretty dope. Dude, I think if I had seen that office, I should show you the picture from where we did the first two

seasons of Red vs. Blue and my spare bedroom. And then what they have now, which is essentially the matrix. They have 16 screens in there. And they're all like, perfect. They're all like, to each other, like it's valuable. You have all the different controllers and Xbox and stuff. It looks like someone took the stamp tool

and Photoshop. It's pretty fucking cool. They did a job of it. That, that episode of Million Dollar's is out, right? Where Max is the control guy from NASA. Yeah, that just came out. That's, that's that room. We use that so like Max Trump key is the guy from NASA

contacts Bernie about lighting the rocket with his ass. And that's the room that we're talking about. Max is fucking funny. He's great. I'm sad the season's over a $5 million, but yeah, we do really yeah, you know, we're done forever. Yeah, you know, done forever. Don't say that. Don't say that because all you say that's absolutely seriously. Oh shit. Whenever you say that. Like, oh, he's don't they're not gonna make any more. We're definitely gonna make a season three. Yeah. We've actually recorded a couple episodes already.

There's also something else that we started filming for, which should be really fun. It's very similar to a million dollars. Are you talking about the truth that we were on the other day? Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited for that. We're not ready to announce it though, right? No.

I don't think so. I'm gonna be quiet. It's just a live action. Hey, you know, this is the first time we've had the both of you on this podcast Since the documentary with you guys came out. Oh, yeah, let's see. We took away your technology We reset your technology to what it was you could say took away technology In the year of your birth The the original one of the original plans for it was I wanted to do one of you to the date of your birth and the other one

to just five years ago. Just showing how much technology you changed in just five years. You couldn't have a smartphone, you know, you couldn't have like social, some certain social media stuff. Yeah, you have like a certain, Twitter and smartphones were around five years ago. They were, I mean, where we do seven years,

we'd have to find that sweet. I would do it to 2007. Like the iPhone is the changing point for that. iPhone would probably be a good one to do too. Like they have to go back to like a sidekick or something. Or even just like the beginning of the internet. Yeah. Like what was that?

95, 97? Yeah, you guys were like 89, though. I was 89, yeah, I was 90. I was 90, I think where you just went back to 89. Man, the one thing that was just too much production value and not enough time to make it, and we were trying to find a specialty person to create it, was all the stuff that we have now is

very stream of consciousness, in the moment very live. And the only equivalent for something that was live back then was even the stock market was delayed like 15 minutes. And the only way you get live information was you thought from TV, but that was delayed 15, 20 minutes. But not really. Those dudes who had those like the glass dome

with a ticker tape and they would sit there and read that. Like that was the most up-to-date information about stocks. So it's trying to find one of those old ticker tape machines, but that would print your Twitter feed all the time. Like nonstop and you just sit there and read your Twitter feed on this ticker tape. Man, you guys could have pranked me really hard with that. I would buy that device.

I would buy that device. It would probably be really expensive, but it'd be funny to have that, right? It would be really funny. What were you saying I'm sorry? I said it'd be funny to prank me with that, because then you could just tell people to write these really long tweets to me, or like,

tweet me over and over and over, or tweet me the same word over and over. They headed out a beeper number. It would just being sit there. I didn't get my beeper number handed up. Oh, I mean, a lot to like the generalities, but like, employees were beeping us and then our email, it wasn't our email.

Yeah, Gus, our phone numbers, our home phones. Gus and Bethany left me. I want to say four messages of them just playing songs from 1989 on my answer commission. Yeah. I don't know if any of that ended up in the documentary, but that that happened. They sent that to me too. Yeah. All right, we need a story about what happened to the table. We got to get our story straight here. What happened to the guy? That's fine. We can back it out. There was a sponsor. Sponsors have our backs. There was a bird that flew in the studio.

They were telling us. Just say what the voice fell down. It was dying and you went to go save it. Oh, no. You had a grid collapse that he killed three people and also cracked a corner of the table. All right, we'll get it figured out. I'll take the blame if you, like, Chris free. What's, will you?

Will you? Yeah. I'll pay for the table. Let me think about this. I'll pay for the table. I'll pay for the trading blame as like currency. Yeah. It's just trading response to go away.

I'll buy any table. If you, if Chris has no repercussions for the wrong full story that I told, it's just trading response to go buy any table. If you if Chris has no repercussions for the wrongful story that I told it was my fault about him trying to get a discount on a private service for I think I'm pretty sure it was like I said I was like you could probably get a discount from it too. Next week we put a piece of cardboard with a table drawn on it over here and see if Gus notices. Surely it would cost more because you're using it as a filming location. Well, it would promote the... We got discounts for doing parachuting because it was like, oh yeah, you're basically promoting us.

Yeah, it was also like how we filmed it that place Texas ski ranch for immersion. Yeah, it's like free advertising for them. Yeah. God, I'm gonna, can I send you guys a picture in there? Can you guys put up a picture of a send it? Yeah. Okay, there's an address for that to go to, right? Don't say it all out.

Also, was that the same troll that was a picture? Hey, just do this. If one of you guys can, there's a tweet to me that just came in. It's from, hold that ghost. That's a great name. But it shows Jeff in front of the RVB setup from a few years ago. Did you decorate that room?

What? Did you decorate it? We're trying to keep it nice like a guest bedroom. Did you put up like no, it's stuff on the walls? Oh yeah, we had like tron posters. Oh cool. That one tron poster I have and then I think a reservoir dog's poster. It's like, was there a, it's like, 80s?

Yeah, did you ever have a bed in there? No, we had a couch bed in that room. Oh, okay, just kidding. So, I mean, we hadn't yet bought all the furniture in the house when I started the RVB there. We did paint a green that one day, for some reason. What was the first purchase? So, I say, you already had an Xbox.

I see, did you just bring it over each other's Xboxes? So, did you actually go out and buy more? We had to start red versus blue I had to buy an extra controller and instead of borrowing Gus's copy of Halo I just bought another copy of Halo So our production budget to start red versus blue is $110 was that for episode one? It was that like episode 304 so that was a 304 yeah nice so as far as like budget to like the You know box office or whatever we want to call Red vs. Blue like the revenue from the show

It's got to be like one of the heaviest hitters. That's a great ratio. Yeah, it's like a hundred bucks To a show that's lasted now for going into its 14th season. I heard Rotary is is trying to shoot something like a feature And I'm like a five grand budget or something really yeah and then I'm like a five grand budget or something. Really? Yeah, he's like, did what he said or not? That's what he said or not. Yeah, but it's like, I mean,

he's like calling in favors like from like professional dudes that are in the industry, but it's still, it's like he's like, it's fine. It's fine. It's his new budget. I don't think he's the most. He can call people like, you know,

I like anybody I know would be in Robert Rodriguez's $7,000 feature, right? You know, it's like, he'll be able to get like, you know, the people he usually puts in his move, like Wal-Droma, I'm sure we'll just go, yeah, sure I'll come to you in $7,000 feature, right? You know, it's like, he'll be able to get like, you know, the people he usually puts in his move, like, we'll move on, we'll drama, we'll, I'm sure we'll just go, yeah, sure, I'll come do your $7,000 movie with the fuck.

Hey, careful. I was watching that. What? Yeah, so that is our second setup. What have you got on that, Meeboos? Who is that on the top of that? Oh, no, there's a home store runner figurine. They do look like Meeboos.

And then there's a pink donut, somebody painted a, a jawride master chief photo. Look out like the weight of that desk is like, oh, the commonders of leaning in bones. Because this is big CRTs on top of a massive Xbox. Look at those wires. Yeah, there were wire controllers back then. So we had to like, and nightmare.

And what Jeff is crying about there is, we would like pick up the controllers and then set them down. But after doing that for a course of a day, you wouldn't set them back down on the same orientation. So you'd be like winding them up and we'd have this big rats nest like right in the middle of the whole thing. Also, setting controllers down, deadly.

You've got to be so careful you don't put it on the left tray because a grenade will end up in the middle of your system. Jason was the worst about that. I was pretty bad with it. He would chuck grenades all the time. Oh, this is a grenade machine in my room. Look at. Oh, this is gonna be a new machine in my room. Look at it.

Oh yeah, that's the new machine in my room. So pretty. That's like walls of flat panels. Is that the show or is that is every screen that actually used? Also, I think that's the floor. Everyone should be doing stuff on PC. That's before they had it finally set up, I believe,

because the computer's aren't in there yet. That looks cool. Yeah, that's pretty smooth. That looks cool in the set of the matrix. Really? Yeah. And then it was everything was so different back then because we had to do that. So that all that was definitely pre-YouTube. So we would have to take our own file and code it six different ways.

That was like a whole day of the production. I had to code high res and low res for quick time, high res and low res for W and V and high res and low res for Divex and then post them all and we had to host them all ourselves. And sometimes it's hard. And sometimes it's hard. Yep. Speaking of hosting things yourself this episode of the Rushi podcast is also brought to you by Squarespace. When we were starting reverses blue.

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like, implanted in your memory that you can just do them, like, a bajillion minutes or words per second. Well, at this time, you just have to type in usually the first letter, like F Facebook, G Google, R Ruse your teeth, or write it to the person. Yeah, Revus' blue has been my first bookmark for like 14 years now.

Wow, that's crazy. And as you move on, because all those bookmarks are in the cloud now, it's just carried on the whole time. So the Ruse, I guess it's still rev us this blue that redirects, but it's been there for over a decade. I remember when I used to get a new phone, I'd have to re-enteral my contacts in. Like every time I haven't done that in probably eight years.

Yeah, sometimes I wish that I would have to though, because I've been through my phone, and it's just been like tons of names, and I was like, I don't know who any of these people are. Wow. It was a lot of something with your phone, you were just like, yeah, I know all these people. You listen to that. I went through my phone on a three hour flight

where I didn't have anything to entertain myself with. So I went through my contacts and I deleted the ones I don't talk to anymore. I need a purge again. But I took the whole of the phone. I just never add people. My messages app is just full of numbers. And like rarely, that's one that's actually a contact.

I just never add people. So in the Xbox, you have this thing where you can set your favorites. You're a real person. thing where you can set your favorites You are real person. Yeah, you can set your favorites on Xbox like you can do it on an iPhone too There's lots of services where they let you set a favorite list of contacts I have one but all I keep what's your favorite on Xbox? I on my phone. I have one. Yeah, Meg. Yeah. No, that's a sweet Your mom will be happy you're that look at the bottom there. Hey Aaron Markey. Oh, no wait second Look at the bottom there. Hey Aaron Markey. Oh, no wait second

Yeah, I'm right below Now why does why does your mom have a photo and nobody else does I don't know I'm super anal about that I have to put photos with all my contacts. What's your what's my phone? You'll find I don't I think it's a I think it's your old Twitter avatar or like that Yeah, there's one headshot Gavin. I don't know how to describe it. It's like you're smokey one where you're like all like Go on or something in it you're smokey the bear one, you know Siri Good luck technology over here. I've had iPhone and I back what are you gonna do? Go fuck yourself Gavin? Okay explain what you just did to a caveman. Oh, by the way that is the best feature of

in what you just did to a caveman. Oh, by the way, that is the best feature of the Apple Watch by far. Why can't you do it from a laptop? I don't know, like I can do this, and it makes my phone ping wherever it is in the world. All right, explain it. You can Bluetooth range. It's okay, man.

I can't. That's a pass. I don't know. My talking device, what is that? I can't find my thing that allows me to talk to people. So I have to use something that's on my hand that tells me where the sun is. And then when I talk to it in a certain way, it tells me where the talking device is. I have this one for Gavin for

some reason. That's yours. I don't. Yeah, you probably can't see that on the monitor, but that's one for some reason. No, my my's for you is Is your oh yeah, it's your Ruse your teeth portrait. I don't know if you guys can see that you can see that The names of my family you guys if you guys have watched videos from Ruse your teeth We have portraits in the front hallway. This is Gavin's so it's me left that's by That's actually fusion does that's taken from a picture of me wearing broken sunglasses We've ever seen that one where I've just got like one side of the sunglasses in. Oh, is that what it's from? Yeah, I'm drinking a Guinness it's from that. Yeah, but I have to put it back to put him in for everybody

It drives me crazy. I'll put him in for like companies like American Airlines that message me I hate getting it. I hate getting a text. I don't know who it's mine. Oh God, I'm gonna go through this uh Take pick Yeah, I'm gonna go through this. Uh, stick pick Yeah, I have a wish to buy some now. I know it minus. Yeah, I've been sent me this thing. I don't remember I don't remember recording it was on his phone. Oh, you're laser team. How can I how can we play that? No, no, you can find a way You can say I haven't actually you in a long time News question mark blaine it's a peck.

I hardly have photos for anybody, now I'm really sad. I think it's just Twitter avatar too. I mean, I go for whatever is the easiest thing. Although the first picture that I have in the thing, that's Twitter avatar? Oh no. I hate that picture. I just want people to have a Google and then grab the first one. Okay.

But then it's weird because in order to put it in my contacts, I have to save it to my image gallery first. So occasionally when I go through a run of those, I'm like, I can't see how many blank names I have in my text messaging. You just have pictures of all these. Yeah, all of a sudden I have all these random photos of people like headshot.

You know, you can also pull from Facebook. Say again, it can just look through Facebook and take your eyes profile pictures. I have no idea what you're talking about. I love to know, it just links about. I love to just link. I have pictures. I didn't say any of them. It's just face.

If you linked your phone number with Facebook and your friend has linked their phone number with Facebook and you have each other in your context, it'll pull their Facebook picture. But the downside to that though is whenever you have like the, like when the pair of the tax happened or like the,

everyone is doing the red and white equality signs, it's like you have 14 people that are like the quality flag thing, you know, like, damn it. You are, I guess it does update it. Fuck off a quality. Who needs you? And then all of the people who don't have that are like scummy people, I guess.

Got everybody back and wants to know what hers is now too. Fuck off everybody. I love you. No, fuck off. No, fuck off. Siri learned all the emojis. So I'll be like, call mom. And then that's my mom's thing.

It's Leah Gibson and then a little elephant emoji. And then mom, because I like elephants and my family associate that. Did you know? Hey, he's in the middle of the story. Sorry, I'm not saying anything. You're just shit. He's literally shit.

So I'll say, hey, Siri, call, I don't know, or I'm gonna get a story. I say, call mom. It'll was like, hey Siri, call, I don't know if there's a story. I say call mom, it'll be like calling. Leah Kipson, elephant emoji mom. And those like, no, Siri, this is elephant emoji. I never put emojis in people's names. Well, so this is like, I think the emoji. Ooh, hold on.

She'll say, a long time ago, I put Barb's name my phone as Burp Burp Duncan snack. And then I was ago, I put Barb's name in my phone as Berb Dunkinsnack. And then I was like, I would type it wrong, type it as Barb and I go, oh no, it's a Berb Dunkinsnack. And I type it that. And then I changed it, and finally I said, what am I doing with this?

It's like a three-year-old joke. So I changed it to Barbara Dunkelman. No, why? But now I had to change it back because I kept typing it as I'm like, Berb, Berb, am I not supposed to be on Berb Berb? I was like, oh wait, that's right, it's Barbara. My favorite story is when you had Bluetooth on your truck

and you said you tried to call me one time and you had to go call burp, burp, dunk, and snack and she goes calling, burp, burp, dunk, and snack. You can do it right now. So here's the crazy thing. I was complaining about my watch. I was complaining about my phone. I spent a whole day trying to reset my watch,

reset my phone, do all that stuff. It still didn't work. You asked me on that podcast, what version of the OS do you have? And I said, I have the most recent one. While we were on the podcast, they put a new version of the update for the OS out, fixed all my problems with my iPhone. Really?

Literally every single problem I've been having, it fixed every last one of them. So, I was listening. Mine is like, I really appreciate it. But thank you for everyone who tweeted at me trying to solve my problem. I really appreciate it. I smashed mine recently, so this is brand new. Brand new replacement phone. I'm gonna clarify. You haven't smashed it since the last time you told us you smashed it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm gonna smash it again. But this one gets

put on a table. This one gets hot and it dies within two hours. Sorry. So I have to do, I'm refusing to do it, but I have to do the thing where I just start a new phone and I don't use it back up. Or I'm like crap. Or you and I could do this together. The Galaxy Samsung 7, right? It was now said called the most advanced smartphone,

best smartphone ever rated by consumer electronics. Until the next iPhone comes out. Maybe so. The next iPhone for sure is gonna be underwater proof. Call Barbara. Call Barbara. How everyone say that? The next iPhone's gonna have two lenses, supposedly.

Calling Barbara Smiling Pile of Pooh. Pile of Pooh. Pile of Pooh. Pile of Pooh. This is how short my attention span is, you that and I was like oh someone's calling me. Oh technology. Technology. It's called Burp Burp Duncan snack.

Calling Burp Duncan snack. It's been like that forever. I'm sorry, but I'm calling you here. So I noticed when I was doing a sweet one, that the flags in the emoji keyboard, they're two characters. What's that about? What? Yeah.

Oh, like C-A or something? No, like you do like British flag in a tweet and you have a hundred third A-Cariots is left. Oh, oh, oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, it's probably just like a hex code or some kind. Yeah, it's something to do with the coding of it. I don't know. So you're saying whenever you put an emoji in something,

it counts as two characters. No, no, just the flags. All the other emojis are one character. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I think it's because it's the country code. I'm not sure. I don't understand emojis.

Like I don't know who owns them. Like somebody drew those emojis. Back in the day, those were, that was an app that you downloaded and then you go to your keyboard and it's like allow emoji and your national keyboard thing. And then I have tried to get other keyboards and the notifications are warnings that come up before you install that.

Always scare the shit out of me. Basically, it's like the maker of this app will be able to see everything you type potentially. Oh, because that's the way we put it to every app. Yeah, and it's cool. Right, that that's what we put into every app. Yeah. And it's cool. Right. And you're updating your keyboard so they can just capture

the data anything you type on your phone. That's really fucked up. I would not, I don't want that. Fucking Snapchat, man. Of course, then, you know, you're just going, you're just jumping on Snapchat. Snapchat keeps all that stuff, too. They've got a lot on it.

They say they delete that stuff. They don't. They went to court one time. They were subpoenaed. They pulled out something that was like, I don't know. They said there was some penis. They pulled something out.

So I said, let's see some penis. So we have it right here. Oh, goodness. You actually started using Snapchat. Who what? I've started using Snapchat. How do you like Snapchat? I'm getting used to it.

I never thought I'd say that in my entire life. But I get it. I get why people like it so much. It's fast. So what's stuff to do that you don't do in like twat or vine? I just look at people's stories. You know, it's nice seeing like pictures and videos without having to read anything Mine is purely for voyeurous degrees I don't do anything that sends that out to people. I just

Yeah, I'm at you. Mm-hmm. Just don't tell me don't say what my name is because I went public with my name once I was like, yeah, yeah, this would be fun. Get some boo pictures. And then I just got like tons of pictures of like 12 year old kids. Just boys. And I don't, I don't want this. And they're like in class. And I don't care about this.

And yeah, it's like, it's a little kids and I was like, I don't. Actually, I can't say anything. I'm sick of stuff without you. I just like little kids and was like Stuff without you I Twitter where they put it at I must have fucked up or something. Yeah, I guess they we can follow people and you only see that story Right, but yeah, but like the other fun game's blown up. It's like you have a new message from so and so then I have to check it No, I turned off that I turn off that people who are my friends cannot send me snaps. So I don't even get alerts I I turn off the people who are my friends cannot send me snaps. So I don't even get alerts So I can see I just has that turn on I think originally I was like except all probably yeah, who is the coolest way Chris Blankin you discounted a bail bondsman god damn it. No good lawyer will put him in an arty life

Arty desk. Rippin'. I don't wanna watch someone's eye surgery. I'm not into that. No, why would you? Why won't I- That is how I read that? I deleted Arty recap ideas. Nobody wants to do that. Yeah.

What prompted that? Yeah, I'm sorry. I was like wondering why you were about talking, getting back to the eye surgery thing. I had forgotten by this point in the joke that it was Chris was asking for free eye surgery. Or discounted eye surgery. It was a blame. was asking for free eye surgery or discounted eye surgery. It was a blame discounted.

It shouldn't be eye surgery. Just pay full price for that. You want the full rate. Yeah. Full attention from the surgeon. You do. You don't want to go for the like the lowest bidder. Would you like a plastic surgery? Sure.

I would. Yeah. I haven't, but I would. But we think. What would you do? What's imperfect on your body that you're in plastic surgery? I don't know. I'm not really upset about anything. I mean, I think about like teeth whitening and stuff I've done that previously I

How did I have you I went tanning actually maybe go tanning before we went on the amazing race? Oh really it was part of the thing where it's like Real tanning was spray was that oh yeah real tanning like in a bed real tanning under a bulb So yeah, no, we went to some place that she knows dark you tan Darn, I think it might have been dark you tan. I think it might have it. It's right in the same complex as the gym Oh, yeah, it's Palm Beach. Palm Beach. That's it. That's where we went and so and I felt like I had this I was like so self-conscious being in there. I kept explaining to the receptionist why it was coming You know, so I just don't like this guy who's like kept yacking about his TV show

that's why it was coming. You know? So I just thought of like this guy who's like, kept yacking about his TV show that he was gonna be on. So I just came up as a, came across as a bigger asshole, but I just felt so self-conscious about being in a tanning place. Did you feel weird lying naked on like a plastic bed? No, I might bed at home as plastic.

Did you get the little, I, gross. Did you get the little eye thingies that they stick on you? Yeah, I was actually worried because I felt like they lit up and I thought they're not blocking enough Like I want the Batman I want the lead based ones when I mean I want to burn my cuz you're staring into those Only with three times so it's like I couldn't really do much damage but three times I'm glad I did it. It's to protect your eyes

The the UV is that a lot the way you said yeah three times a lot that you just want once that's not that once wouldn't do shit No, once is if you're gonna get the spray thing and one time I went To a spray place I went with my ex and I as a joke. I said I'll do it I turned it all the way up because I'm gonna be funny Anyway, I went to that one premier at the album. I was like orange Yeah, I thought I thought it would be so funny to wasn't funny speaking of tanning bought hammock at the weekend Yeah, for my back garden, right? Gavin contacted me wonder how did I buy a hammock?

I just couldn't find where to buy hammock Amazon Amazon I want to go buy one that day. Do you want to go to the beach? No, no I want to go I want to go, I want to go home deeper and about the cheapest hammock. Yeah home deeper Maybe the one with the stand? Or do you want to put a stand? It's like a big sort of like, it's like a bent staple.

And put it out, was lying there for a bit. I was like, this is top, lying in the sun. It's good. When is he going to get a drink? Came back, bird shit on it. That happens. Is it clean enough? Nah.

What do you mean you laid down in bird shit? No, I just didn't have an use it again since I got a ton. So now you have to throw it away. Yeah, because I got one more use out of it. Flip it over. Lie on that side until the birch shit's in it, and then I'll just bung it in the wash. Well, here's another great idea. But wipe off the birch shit.

How about you do that? Don't be a fucking idiot. Yeah, why don't you just go get a wet rag? I just didn't feel like gagging at the weekend. Oh, you're the worst. Where did shit like at the top of the bottom? You can always like flip yourself too. You know, you're the worst. Where did shit like at the top of the bottom? You always like flip yourself too.

You know, it's good luck if it breaks your time. No, it's on the side. Yeah, I mean, it's not, it's not ideal. It's good luck. Hand makes your grade, dude. Yeah, I liked it, yeah, briefly. Hand makes your grade really great. We're, we're gonna do the, the no stuff when they move.

Are they taking it with them? I see, they're taking it with them. Yeah, the no is going into a new, with the bunk beds. They're going to the old achievement heart office. Yeah. Oh, man So they can use one of those in stage two I Sleeping in the bunk beds a lot. Yeah, I don't think those things have ever been washed. I've slept in those bunk beds I would say I've slept like

eight nights in those bunk beds. No, I don't think that they've ever been washed Yeah, man season one of the family knowledge, but it was a I'm gonna tell him Why you just work from home? You're gonna tell an anonymous story. I'm gonna protect the identity of the subject of the story. I wish I'd done that earlier. Hey, we should you had too.

Everyone wishes you had. Okay, shit. Have we ever told the story about the person who came to work here and like the first week they came to work here, they got bedbugs? Yeah. Have we ever talked about that?

Continue, because it was not me, so let's go. No, it was somebody who came to work here and they got, turned out they had their apartment where they lived, got bedbugs and they got evicted from it. Is this person still here? Well, we're not gonna think of any details, because they may or may not be still here. But it was interesting because this person has had a very storied career at Richard Heath, integral part of the team But there was a discussion of that first week of we really want this person to work here

We were all worried about getting bed bugs. Yeah, it seems like a big scare at the time. Can bed bugs sit on people They just slide off like a what hey, don't you don't you don't get to do that? There's a microphone right in front of your face He's like bad. He's like tell me what is It was bring in your mind. Yeah, tell me tell me I was I was Here do you want the people can learn things like people can still hit the slop of your mouth So they can't they just go in sheets and beds. Yes, they're going person. No, they can go close and stuff like that. No, it's terrible.

If you go to a hotel and you put your suitcase down, for instance, a hotel that has bedbugs, just, you're done. Get, leave it at the airport, basically. A lot of carcass are really serious about bedbugs too. They'll evict you. New York City hotels. Yeah, microscopic or you can see them. You can see them happy got a

um they are you know carpenter and is no okay they're just kind of a big book I uh I used to live in a co-op co-op's fulfilled it's like really gross people smaller than a penny smaller than a dime very small but uh we had a big-bode problem at the co-op of all that Anyways, we had a lady they get we got a lady they got bed bugs and she was this lady this crazy lady I think she was like 50 something and the thing with co-ops is as long as you're a student or a staff or a faculty member You can live in the co-op well She was like a faculty member at some like community college

So she found some loophole that she was able to, anyways, nobody liked her, she was crazy. She got bedbugs, so she thought, instead of contacting the people that would get rid of them, since it was a common problem, she took her bedsheets and she put them into her car, assuming that the heat would kill the bedbugs, and then her car got bedbugs. Oh my God, really?

It's dumb. He'll do it. That's how they treat him a lot. Yeah, but, well, they just steamed the bed. No, they just raised the temperature to like 130 degrees in your house Like they super heat your house Kill it. Oh, not 130 degrees like 200 degrees Mike, but like 130 degrees is like 10 degrees hotter than a super super hot day Or maybe 15 degrees hotter than a super super hot day. Yeah, it's an awesome again. I like fucking Michigan

But then again, who gives a shit about Michigan? So what was your issue with him having? It was just, it was a concern. It was a concern. Because you didn't want him to hop onto you? Yes, exactly. We didn't want to like go home and all of us get bedbugs in our house because someone was coming

to the office on a regular basis with bedbugs. So how is this problem solved? Oh, it's been so many things we just forgot about it after like six hours in the maintenance. Little do we know, Ruchu teeth is covered in bedbugs. That's such a... I'm also fairly certain I found a bedbug in the office. When?

Not here. Look at see, now you're worried! Now that it's your problem, now you're all fucking worried. No, is that the Congress office? I think I thought I saw a a bed bug in the couch. That's crazy, a bed bug, a bed bug, almost changed history for Rusty. It would have been... He's big dealer Rusty.

Very big dealer Rusty. Very big dealer Rusty. And now we know it's a heat, so. Narrow it down, narrow it it down. Good old bed bug. Stop it, stop it. Hey, did you guys hear the thing that the, I want to make sure I get the name of the stupid town, right? Did you hear about the police department that tweeted out, or else didn't tweet out? They put it on Facebook. They posted that they had recently discovered that meth and i think crack found in their community had been laced with a bowl of the abola virus

fully show if you have crack or meth you should bring it in the station to be tested for abola and a woman brought in her met to be tested for abola and they arrested her and it went viral and got this national news and everything and everybody's like

that's for that's in track you're like that they're doing this and like they posted the lady that were making a big deal about her first Facebook to me Okay, the entrapment the law enforcement via social media. These are all terrible things It's a way worse for the police department to be saying Ebola is in our community. Yeah, and public panic. And a portion, a small portion of the population could be unknowingly infected with Ebola. So anyway, Har Har, and they're playing, they posted this meme.

It's actually really a town really close to Austin. I think it's granite shows. I think they did that. Probably that lady fell for it. I also, I love picturing her going in there and then checking out and they're like, all right, there's no bull on here. It's like, cool so I can get that back. Get out of here.

Like what are you expecting? Wait, was it was was the purpose of posting that to like catch people with met and crack or was there actually tests? It was for a lot. Did it seem like such a it seemed like such an encapsulated experience of being on the web for this police department because they posted this joke post. Tess, it was a joke. Then they got kind of a viral hit from it

because the woman came in and then people were reporting on it and then they were like, if you want more information about our crazy news story, talk to this person in the press department, they'll talk to you all about it and they did a couple of follow up posts and stuff like that and then they started to get backlash on it like really quickly, people go,

and there's a lot of people who are like, why are you guys wasting time with a single drug user, you know, and all this stuff, why aren't you finding it, then there was that whole crowd. But then there were the people like, you can't do this, you can't just like, entrap someone, because someone else made a really great point, which is there are times when this will happen,

where a drug supply is tainted, and they actually do need to inform people that it's tainted and that's valuable information. I mean, I don't know how you feel about drug use, but you probably don't want the people dying of fucking rat poisoning, or something like that. The complain's like,

but it's like a monster, maybe. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but you need to inform them in that case, it's a public health issue. It's not, at that point, really a criminal issue, except for the person who's poisoning it. So you had to let them know that. Or in the the case of a fucking Ebola when you notify everyone in your community that Ebola is now in your community Oh, people are aware of it. A bullet in Clark's fill just kidding. It's another mess love

Yeah, but says a joking Facebook post warning heroin heroin and meth users of Ebola in their supply Netted a Texas police department one arrest and a social media outcry. Police in granite shows about 55 miles northeast of Austin, I believe it's Northwest, share it a fake breaking news alert picture Tuesday, night claiming the drugs could be contaminated with the life threatening disease Ebola. And then the weird part about it was,

then the police department got super defensive and they're posts that they put up in defense of telling everyone in their community that they were exposed to Ebola. They did this post that talked about how tough it is to be a cop, and a lot of them have PTSD, and it's like they need to have to be able to joke around, and also a lot of cops get shot too. It was like this big dramatic post. It was like, what do you do?

What is this, but total misdirect of people just upset with you because you're not doing your job and you're pulling out all these heart-string things. It's crazy. They compare themselves to a rack war veterans. That's like that. It was really a really just a bizarre show for the Granite Sholes Police Department on TV.

There are some jobs where you just joking shouldn't be a part of it. And that's something I've noticed here a lot. That would be one of them. Yeah, something I've noticed here a lot in the US is that people damn love making jokes. Like when Tony was in the hospital a few months ago and like the nurse who was like hooking up to the stuff

was like cracking jokes left and right. And I was like, yeah, we get it. You're like the funny guy. Let's be serious about this. Even if you crack it up, it's fucking real bad. I was like, we were asking questions. He would just crack a joke back. It's like, yeah, but Let's be serious about this. Fucking wrote that in. I was like, we were asking questions. He would just crack a joke back. It's like, yeah, but I actually want to know

the answer to the question I asked. Oh. Yeah, I had that said, there was an RTA where... Pagatoms, I think. I had that panic attack, and I thought I was having this kind of heart issue. And they tested my blood and saw my potassium.

It was like a touch low. So they were going to give me a potassium supplement, and she brought it in and gave it to me. And I was like, wow, this crazy. She goes, yeah, I have to sit here and watch you take it. And I said, you have to watch me take it. She goes, yeah, we can't just give potassium to just anybody, I have to watch you.

And I took the pill and I swatted it water, I go, I go, why is it like illegal or something? Or it's like people sell them and she goes, she goes, no, no, no, that's potassium and it affects your heart rate. And so if you ever hear hear a nurse killing her patients, that's what they give them. And then she took the glass of water from me

and walked out of the room. And I was like, the fuck was that? And I was just sitting there. I was already in the anxiety situation. And I was like, did she just joke about killing me? Based on what she gave me to take. Do you like, that's bananas? How did you get that subtle, like, did she come back?

And you're like, wait. What a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what But in real life, you're like, no wait a second, huh? And then you just fall them out and they're like, what do you mean? Oh, Grant Scholes has deleted everything associated with this now. I had a doctor and I couldn't tell if he was joking or if he just like legitimately meant it.

But I was like probably like 11 or 12 getting a physical because I was gonna be doing like football or basketball or something and you had to get physicals. And he's like, all right, you're checking out. If you just drop your pants from me, I have to see down there. I know this is embarrassing. He's like, oh yeah, he's like, all right, you're checking out. If you just drop your pants from me, I have to see down there. I know this is embarrassing. He's like, oh yeah, he's like, it's okay.

I see a lot of little boy penises and you just like went to work and I was just standing there and was like, what the fuck is with that? Like, did you just say that? He's so casual and I zipped up real quick. Did he make a Snapchat name popular? He's now in jail.

He's gone now. But I get it. Like they have to deal with rough stuff every day, and I'm sure it feels nice after tons of dying people to crack some jokes, but each individual encounter is so rare for the other side of it. He does that all the time, but not every time is someone else in hospital.

Yeah, I've seen it. No, you have somebody to troll. So you got a new troll doll today? I threw it away. I don't, is it the same one from the control room? Yeah. Yeah. But I had a new one when I walked into my office this morning.

So how long did you really? I went on. Yeah, and then a- Is it harassment or the camera? And then I did that to it. I cut off its hair and I hung it. Oh, you let it go. And then you don't see this.

I didn't take a picture of it. But I put up a sign that said, troll ZB warned, like from Pirates the Caribbean of all the hanging Pirates, and it says Pirates ZB warned. This is about the point that I stopped doing fart hoover, because it's like people are getting a little freaked out by it. It's kind of getting a little stalkery. I feel like this is a very fart hoover-esque. Although I have a clue as to who it is, and I'm going to work from there. Oh, who? It's someone who my brother knows. Cause my brother told me he knew who it was. Interesting.

I know, is it? No. Not really. Brother knows a lot of people. He does need is know a lot of people. I mean, I don't steal. He doesn't remind me. He's like, I can't Facebook.

This is really bad. I'm starting to really judge people I've been friends with on Facebook is when I get like random requests. I'm like, who is this person? And I go over to mutual friends. And I see it's always the same list of people that are like, I'm like, who is this person? And I go over to mutual friends. And I see to always the same list of people that are like, I'm like, I can name them right now. So I'm starting to judge my friends in that manner.

We friends with Facebook? Yes. Oh, yeah. I remember it because I think I told this on the podcast, I tried to add you and it was like, Kevin free has too many friend requests, but you are now following him and I was like, fuck that!

So I unfollowed you. It was like, if he's too good to be my friend, I'm like, I'll follow him. And then you added me later. I was like fuck that So I unfollowed you. It was like if he's too good to be my friend I'm like a phone and then you added me later. I was gonna ask earlier. Can I? Yep? Unfriend people on Xbox and they wouldn't know it because we talked about the fake I was talking about the favorites earlier I think it's like Twitter where they have to go to their list to see if you unfriended them I think I'm pretty people would do this. I don't care about I mean, I really only want to know when you're online I have a question. There are some people who have Twitter and know when someone unfollows them.

They check it. But these are not people with like, you know, just a few. It's usually people who have a lot of people who follow. Website, you can go to. Tells you who like recently unfollowed. But then like, with that reason, have to go to that website like every day. Is your website that can go to that says who follows who like I can take a Gavin and Barbara's is Gavin follows Barbara I think if you go to his profile you give it then I should scroll through all this bullshit

Yeah, here's how people usually know that they've been unfollowed because in the people you may know section will pop up Someone that who you previously were like link to that's probably it like that's the way it's rat you that's what's happening. I just unfold one of my best friends like one of my longest childhood friends Still love the guy he will not stop tweeting about fucking Texas a name football or sports I don't give a shit about that and then he's like oh fuck you tea and stuff like that and I was like Yeah, although yeah, but I love you friends don't matter and stuff like that and it was like, ah, I'm falling. Although, yeah. But I love your time. Real friends don't matter.

Inter friends matter. Well, no, we're still friends in real life. No, just kidding. I always laugh whenever people get mad at me if I unfollow them on Twitter because it's happened to four. Bed bugs. Oh yeah, those are good. Someone gave us a reference for those bed bugs.

Yeah, that's totally visible. You can see the legs and segments and all that stuff. That's a photo that they took from their house. This size of it from their bed bugs. It's a fat ant. It's one of this. It just bites you. That's the name of a new band.

Fat ant. Do you have a TV, the dust mit mites the microscope review of what is that bed bugs are bed bugs on top of a Michael Okay, there's a little one little baby ones. I will give five dollars to the first person who can name the building on the back of the nickel Congress Oh my god, you guys are foreigners, So that's the house of representatives. That's the George Clooney's mansion That's the biosphere that is the Jefferson Memorial any of that. Yeah, sure you did You know, you got a dome. So why does he get that and Lincoln gets a stick Lincoln's got a big fucking statue of him on a throne Washington as a stick. Lincoln's got a big fucking statue of him on a throne. Washington has a stick. Washington. Oh.

That's a good thing. You're not know to try it. Throne. Washington has a city. The whole city's named after the dude. Is that the big pole? Washington. Washington Monument. What is that actually on? Obl- Obl- Oblis- Oblis-

Can I get it right? Um. Call an oblis- Kevin. I think I always gets killed. That's like- Oh yeah. What are the I think I always gets killed. That's like, that's like, uh, yeah. What are the buildings that I always get it? It's what I tell you what the most destroyed building ever is.

Oh, the capital records building in Los Angeles. The round tower. It's what they're standing on with an independent day when the fucking blasts right down. It's the maze bank tower. What is it? In GTA. I think I pulled that thing.

I, yeah, you, I haven't played GTN like three years. Right about it. No, I know. You guys play every week, but it's like, I mean GTA V didn't come out three years ago. It might have been three years at this point. What is it? Let me see when GTA V, I have played it since like a month after it came out.

I didn't even make it to when they got to multiplayer. GTA V release date was... Those 20-30s? 2014. 2014? Release date. Probably totally wrong amount. A5 release date was those 20 30 2014 2014 Release date probably totally wrong on that September 17th 2013. Oh damn. So we're at two and a half years We're coming up to our circuit. Was that when we were filming the gauntlet? That's fucking crazy Yeah, it was I remember get a Michael or sorry Everybody miles was like yeah Michael was playing it on his,

guys. Guys. Guys. I'm ready was playing it. Covic I think. Yeah. That's my first met Covic and Greg. It's a great game too.

It's a great game. It's a masterpiece. Yeah. Both Covic and Greg work with us. I used to, I used to be a huge Adam Covic fan and then to meet him and him not know who I was and then our friends. Yeah, your friends.

Is Lauren around? But didn't we know Florence here? I had a funny experience with Lauren She's not my friend list for Xbox. She's not one of the people Lauren Proger. Yes. She's one with bed bucks. No, stop it. It's a long time ago You don't don't start like naming people and then pitting that on absolutely. She might be here I don't know she wasn't the Congress office, but uh, she was playing division. I was playing division You just give away what I say I said it was at the Congress office before Dr. It's anonymous source. I'm gonna protect my source of that books the so we were playing division and you can see your friends on a map And normally you can set a to like go like I want a way point to go find that person

Like or a point of the map you hit a to to do it. But if division, yeah, yeah. But if you go over when your friends hit A, you're just automatically join the group. Not only just don't invite them, you just like, it assume because your friends you want to do groups together. All of a sudden, you're listening to, yeah, next to. So I was gonna go like see what,

like kind of year she had. So she was like two blocks away from me. So I hit A to set a waypoint to go find her, but it joined me into her group, and then she signed out of the game and logged off Xbox. Like immediately, immediately. And I'm just, I haven't seen her since then.

I'm like, I must have really fucking creeped her out or something. I don't know what happened, but it was like, she was gone off of Xbox completely. Like within two seconds. It's really just a coincidence. Within like, it was like two seconds. Enough time for me to realize what had happened.

I go, oh, I joined the group. And I was like, I wonder if I was gonna pick so I get my microphone. She's gone. Off. You've been playing it pretty fair amount division? I would say I've been playing that. Yeah, that's probably the first game in a long time.

I feel like I'm playing a new game. Yeah. Like in the month that came out. I went into the dark zone for the first time. Fucking dark zone is the best. Yeah. And I immediately got killed by these two dudes who I watched them kill another guy and I was watching them from afar. I was like, maybe they won't notice me. I'll get away. They turn around and killed me. So I like, fuck these guys. So I went in and I started shooting at them and I got one from down

the other one. He got them up and he started catching up and I was like, fuck, I'm going to die. The guy that they killed earlier came in and then we teamed up on them without ever communicating. And I was like, this is the coolest it gave me experience ever. It's very dark zone is very well done. Whether you do the extractions, I think I talked about it on the podcast. I talked about it on the post show or the podcast.

Yeah, that's what I'm about. Yeah, it's really great. What level are you in division? Oh, I think like 18 or 18. Did level or dark zone level? Because it's too dark. Dark zone level probably, I think I'm the low team So we should we should play and I'll fucking I don't know why I just can't bring I can't put it in

I can't bring myself to put that game in why Yeah, it's like destiny a lot. It's it's whatever destiny is they don't want you to call it an animal It's whatever destiny is that's what the division is Is that the just this unnamed genre it is now? It's the it's a RPG. It's just a game It's on our RPGs shooter. It has loot and it has levels has like and it has gear and modifiers It's like a level in orange. Yeah, and you have stats for your character, but it's not an MMO I'm very clear. I've just been playing the same level in Hitman over and over again. Have you really? Yeah, that's your game though. You love Hitman. I don't really.

I mean, this one's okay. I just wish I could play more of it. But I am happy I beat Jeremy to a million. Oh, that was crazy. I also feel awful about it. It's point to the audience what that is. Just so, so not everybody follows like the Twitter accounts. Yeah, Jeremy had a video.

It said the achievement guide or an Easter egg guide in Fallout 4. This is on achievement hunters YouTube channel. On the achievement hunter channel. And for months, it's been the most viewed on the egg guide in Fallout 4. This is on achievement hunter's YouTube channel. On the achievement hunter channel. And for months it's been the most viewed on the achievement hunter channel. It's relatively new channel so we don't have any over a million views yet. And for four months it's been the front runner to hit that spot. It had the most views. And the day before his video hit a million views, I snuck a video in and it got a million

views. But literally like a day later his hit a million. Yeah I snuck a video in and I got a million views. But literally, like a day later, he's hit a million. Yeah. And I feel so bad about it. But also I feel kind of good about it. That is in such true, a Chima Hunter fashion. Yeah, so I sent, I tweeted a picture of me with like the smuggest face possible,

like Paul Nostrofler. Yeah, I actually hurt my neck and my face to do that. Whenever I see you doing that face in a picture, I go, oh, like, so annoying. So smug. So annoying. I just want to punch you every time you do that face in a picture I go oh so annoying I just want to punch you every time you do that face I would put out on special occasions but yeah I went on the uh it went on the front page of reddit and within two days it had a million views and I just got to get that rage quick uh rage quip up okay go ahead one more time rage quip up

third time to charm to one million I'm being told via Twitter that I was sort of incorrect. I'm not going to acknowledge full incorrectness. It's better off. That the building on the back of the nickel is Monticello. It's Jefferson's estate, not the Jefferson's memorial, which I believe is the inspiration for the architecture of the Jefferson Memorial. So. Oh, in fact, at one point in my life, I thought Monticello was the name of the Jefferson

Memorial, but it's not. What else were we gonna, I was just gonna say one more thing before we took off from the day. We have two things to still talk about. Yeah, we'll talk about the Ruby tug screenings really quick. Go ahead. Yeah. Oh, me, Ruby?

Yep. So we're doing tug screenings for Ruby Volume 1. So if you live in, I think it's US US Canada, New Zealand, Australia, the UK Beacon I think that's I think that's it, but we're doing a Screenings all over there and you could buy a ticket in your city for April 27th or 30th to go see Ruby volume one There's gonna be bonus videos of unreleased Ruchite stuff There's gonna you're gonna get a 25% discount to the store some trailers some trailers And you'll find out who had bedbooks and you're gonna get a 25% discount to the store. Some trailers? Some trailers.

And you'll find out who had bed bugs. And you're gonna get access to, I think, an exclusive Ruby- You'll get bed bugs. We'll give you bed bugs at the screen. Is that illegal? So it's team-rewed up on. It's a jug of bed bugs.

Yeah, splashed. You get a mason jar. That's the mason jar. That's the most interesting thing about that invisible world show was the microscopic image of dust mites. And how they look like massive grazing elephants, but they're like little tiny. And your eyelashes look all segmented and everything.

Yeah, and there's even like a little worm that lives in the roots of your eyelashes. And it's the only place they are in your body. I hate thinking about that. You have them right now. The craziest thing about scale to me that shows the difference in scale that we don't have any kind of concept or perception for

is the fact that if you took the earth down and shrunk it down to the size of a cue ball on a pool table, it would be smoother than a cue ball. Yeah. But just by the variation standard deviations they allow on the surface of a cue ball, those are greater than the overall surface of the earth. Like the Marianist trench in the Mount Everest.

Damn it. A heavy cue ball. Let's get this going Stand. It'd be a heavy cue ball. I was gonna ask it. Would it be a dirty cue ball too? Do you think the cue ball would be dense? What? Why would it be? Oh, oh, no one.

I thought you were saying if it maintained the weight, but the size of a cue ball, I'm an idiot. Now you're fine, you're fine. Listen, we gotta get something you're long in the astrophysics and read it at least once a podcast. What else we need to talk about besides Ruby? Kind funny. Oh, yeah, I'm kind of funny join the research youth family Kind of funny is now a part of the Let's Play Network. They asked

Yours truly to host the kind of funny live event kind of funny live to that they are hosting Tim Leuke is the yeah And this look at this look at those smug face so happy the so this is the first kind of funny that they did and they're gonna be able to kind of funny live too and we'll have lots of people from Rishi there. I'll be emceeing, definitely the first night. So it should be a lot of fun. And, where, take it to our on sale.

Take it to our on sale right now. More, couldn't be happy about having those guys on board. We're actually doing some merch stuff with them too. We have kind of funny shirts now in the Roostery store. You guys should definitely come and see it all and get a shirt. Support the guys from kind of funny. They're fucking awesome.

And we've known them for a really long time. Back when some of them worked at IGN, I think all of them at one point did. And they were in the gauntlet season two. So now gauntlet season two. We're just hiring the entire cost of the goal I mentioned hopefully we'll get there. We got we just got to figure out a way like I just seen in Freddie next We got Josh and Stan from contestants and we that was the first season of the gauntlet

Yeah, oh no, they were the second season not Josh, but Stan was Josh was first season right Josh was the runner up He lost a $10,000 game of Tetris Unfuckin believe me. Yeah, but he got a job at firstussetees. Yeah, can't put a price on that at least ten thousand dollars by now Yeah, this is who else didn't we hide from that? Let's get them all get ready Someone just corrected me is saying Washington is also on a throne for his monument But they spelled thrown like throwing a football Thanks for the correction. Thanks for the correction there. That was nice Right do you do dislike that guy?

I will call you out by name, Russ Bruce. That guy knows more than you, but he can't smell. It's... We only make fun because we love him. It's John Weissinger. Yeah, I love those guys. They... I probably watched their content... Other than ours, they probably watched their content the most.

Set up any other YouTube... Who? Kind of funny. Kind of funny, yeah. I love their podcasts. Oh my no go. I almost got it. Well, we got the whole debate.

So before we go, I want to talk about one last thing. I just finished my favorite type of game which are open world games. And the reason I like those, those are the easiest games to play on a try and only GTA V, Fallout 4. Have you played the Fallout 4 DLC yet, bud? I have not. How about anybody else?

It's about Robins. You play at all? I don't do Fallout. Okay. Yeah, I hear a fool. That's not that DLC's not Exciting me in the least though. I gotta say I'm just I just I Want to do what I did with Fallout 3 and that's wait for all of it to come out and play all the DLC Binge it. Yeah, in like and then I'll probably be playing for as long as I originally did one One thing I say about Bethesda and the follow-up franchise in particular, is that you good DLC and it's big, but the game is still massive. Like the game, I don't feel like there's anything left

out of the game to hold back for DLC. Like the games themselves are enormous. Yeah. Even playing all those DLCs back-to-back, it'll be a huge experience. It won't be anywhere near what playing the full follow-up for West. I don't think

But the original one had like new new areas you could go to the original one was in fall three The ones that count that I'll be played full out to my brother was a huge fallout fan All right, the way I said it was something my brother was in the past tense I was still he's always been a huge fallout I watched some speedruns of full out to one and two and they're very different games. Doesn't Hellboy like do the voice for something? Oh, he just did the narration for the opening of Fallout 2. So I've run Palmy? Yeah, does he do all of them? Just not for.

Just not for. Why? War never changes, that whole thing? Yeah, why don't you? Someone in there knows a lot of shit. He was in Halo as well. What was he? He's in Halo 2 and 3.

Job Nick. What was he? He's in our Lord Hood. Oh, shit. He was fucking, he's a good voice actor and He was in sun's a van a key. No, I know that ice watch that show. I do yeah his hands was all busted He was married to Leila from Futurama Yeah, he was I'm a son of anarchy

What do you think I'm feeling something the earth comment? I'm forgetting the water I'm not forgetting the water. The Marionus trench is in the ocean. So would it be like the deepest part? With the ball be it like that. The biggest variations on the surface of the earth, the Marionus trench and the tip of Mount Everest. What would you want to do?

That's the biggest, very- Would you like to spend a day on a planet that was a blown up cubal? Just a white planet? That's terrible. No, but you could see, like, obviously, it would be very mountainous and trenchy Oh, yeah, I mean you could you say with a microscope, didn't you right?

Surcise the earth sources of a cubal to see what it's like with a horizon's like 12 miles away, right? So could you make the answer questions? Yes, I would love to spend a day on a different planet with no Yes, the answer is yes, would you want to summit Mount Everest or go to the bottom of the Manor's first I would want to go to the bottom of the Mariah's trench There's a little bit of one dude. He's ever done it. You'd be close. Nobody's done it. One dude's done it You get crushed you did it James Cameron did it. He isn't been he I think I maybe a submarine Like a drone down that didn't he? No James Cameron went down to the bottom of the Mariah's trench. What he stood there? Bull a dude. No, was he dressed in a big dacin?

Dude, dude, it's been like an ate like a tank, but like reinforced. Like a little point. What point do you become a vehicle? Like you can wear a suit. I'm saying you're on to your, it's Marianas train. Keep saying you're Marianas train. I'm saying that stuff is a little kid, yeah.

Marianas, yeah. So, deep sea challenger, okay, you fuckers. He's Canadian barber, you should know this. Deep sea challenger is a 7.3 meter deep diving submersible designed to reach the bottom of challenger deep. The deepest known point on earth. On March 26, 2012, Canadian film director James Cameron piloted the craft to accomplish this goal in the second MAND dive reaching the challenger deep. Who's the first dude? I've not only one dude had ever been down there. That is, that's horrifying.

Maybe it was Ridley Scott. Built in Sydney, Australia by the research and design company. What the, who's the first dude? Okay, I look at this other thing. Anyway, so we'll look us up for later. That's happened? You get another, yeah, there's two dudes

apparently they've already done it. See, if I was the first guy on the moon, I would try and be the first guy. Nothing down there, by the way. Nothing. It was just dirt and... Monster. And like, there's no monsters. There's glow in the dark fish What about going to the bottom of the ocean dinosaurs? The glow in the earth fish You love those like a mile back. I mean like probably the one to see

I was telling where you could actually see the eye on the stock. Yeah, I think about it long gone Would your other girl like see that to a point where you could actually survive then go to Everest? Yeah if I can I I want it I want it I want to see animals that don't have been seen which I'm sure that there is a lot in the ocean exist Dude as a joke I was on James Cameron ship as a crew member When he like dunked into the water the moment he dunked in the water

I would have dropped his car keys down Would it be funny go all the way down to the bottom of the Marios train? So I'm like, it's my fucking car keys right there. I'm just saying the heart of the ocean. I've been looking for the... How is there not a bunch of crap down there? I don't know. It's gotta be. It's probably a crush.

I bet a lot of it gets crushed by the time I get there. Did you ever talk about what happened at the immersion shoot? Which one? With the jet pack? Holy shit. No, we never did talk about that. Yeah, that was crazy. So when we were at the jet pack immersion,

Chris crashed his jetpack into the water, and he hit it with such force that he went down into the water, like, or onto the ground at the bottom, and it snapped off his GoPro, and he came back up. He was filming with all day. Yeah, and he was like, oh wow, that was great. Fuck, like the GoPro's gone, it has all my footage, and we just got a great take, and we're like, shit.

So like, but it wasn't the end of the world. It kind of was because it's all of his coverage. Yeah, it was, yeah. So like it was like me, him, our DP, and like one other person, we all put on wetsuits and we just started searching around and we could not find this fucking go. And I was on the shore going, you guys are fucking

funny. It's done. It's done. And then I remember Jason Harder, our DP, like was like, what? He grew it up, he was like, and then just everybody just started screaming, we were like beasts, like cavemen,

we were just like so excited to find that. I thought you guys were never gonna find that. And we had that moment on footage, like him pulling it up and us just like freaking out. It was, you should post that, that's a great RTL. He's easily one of the happiest moments on a shoot that I've ever had. Yeah, just like you guys cheering.

I remember those. Because it's still filming, right? They should have tracking B-put thingies on those go-per-ice. I agree. They get lost a lot. Or they get shot with fucking camera. If it's in the water, how would you hear it? Yeah.

Or like you'd like to track with the phone. Like, oh, sonar, like tile. Yeah, then a dense shawnt with a cannon. Oh, here it is. That's the one the immersion episode. We're showing clip now of Chris riding the water jet pack. So it's like whenever that camera's looking at him, that's the one the immersion episode. That's the, we're showing clip now of Chris riding the water jet pack. So it's like whenever that camera's looking at him,

that's the one that's a lot. Dude, all I gotta say is you made him look way more graceful than he was in real life. That was fucking hard. That was not easy. You guys were blasted by the end of that thing. I tried the, we had there's a skateboard thing that had two water jets coming out of it

that would lift you up straight up and you have no support. The boots were like made of this hard plastic and I have a really tiny like awkwardly small feet that wouldn't fit in the boots so my feet were just kind of like hanging out there and so I couldn't get my balance straight and I just kept whipping like with lash into the water. Well that was also like a freezing cold day pretty much. Yeah I couldn't breathe. And I remember like you were out there like doing it and stuff like that on the lake and then like you came back and you're like,

hey good job Barberit and you're like, you're like near death and you're like, oh my gosh, it's because I fell down so hard onto my stomach from about 50 feet in the air. Knocked the wind out. What are we doing? Oh, what's happened? Oh, it's coming.

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