Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie’s Sunset Party Hangover - #422

Episode Date: March 28, 2017

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Oh, speaking of we were just here, we got to talk about first week goals. How do we do? How do we fare? Will we got the, we unlocked the Ruby episode redub by achievement hunter. That was the 5,000 level. And that was the last one we did.

I think that was Thursday we did that. Nice. So we only have four days left to like double that amount. Unfortunately, we hit the 10,000 goal. Did we really? Yeah. And you know what, I was in a meeting today and they didn't fucking tell me,

now I know why they didn't, because they were giving it to you to do this to me. I got it, I got it. I got it to tell you here on the air. Fuckers. They're getting the hit the goal. You really didn't want that to happen. me. I got it, I got it to tell you here on the air. Fuckers. They're getting, they hit the goal. You really didn't want that to happen? Oh, I just like, that thing is like,

I asked just, I asked them what it is, it's gonna be a pain in the ass, first of all, you know, to get it to the, where it's a releaseable thing. I mean, You gotta remove all the shards of glass from it. That's so skin off your back though. You know, you gotta let it go. Thank you.

It's up a hundred percent skin off my back. I'm absolutely gonna edit that thing before. It's off the whole room. It's 100% skin off my back. I'm absolutely gonna edit that thing before I head it off to anybody else. So I don't know, I think there's a really state for it scheduled yet, but it now has to be edited, like Bernie said. We're gonna have to start working on it. Working on it.

Okay, well that kind of seals the deal for what I wanted to do this week on my vlog because the last week's vlog was like 20 minutes of the season. I'd go into special Olympics. It was great though. It was like, it was so much fun. And I couldn't find anything else to remove from that thing.

So this week I'm gonna go a little simpler. I'm probably gonna do like a Q&A. I love your laugh when I choked on my poncho. I was so fucking happy about that. I'm so happy. What were you guys this was self-sufficient? We're in Austria. They someplace with the goofy accent and high altitudes.

Goofy accent. What is an Austrian accent, Blaine? A Schwarzenegger. There you go, brother. You got it. Yeah. It's me Arnold trivia. What language do they speak?

Austrian. Double Dave just followed me. All right. Yes, Austrian, that's what they speak. Is it? That just followed me all right yes Austrian basically speak is it yeah that's not an accent that's not a not is is he fucking with me is that is is that is is that a language see you got a conference is Patrick get on this because now I'm certain you're so insecure I'm not fine totally confident she just gonna look it up real quick.

It's not. It's not. I'm hearing from the angel and my shoulder. It's not. Yeah, I don't worry about it with you. All right, I think they mainly speak German. German? Yeah, German. A little bit of Deutsch.

Or a lot of bit of Deutsch. A little bit. That's the same thing. No, I know. No, I don't. Yes, it is the same. Thought you say German in German. Yeah, I don't know. Yes. Yes, it is the same. So you say German in German. Yeah, I'll talk to me.

Could be some Dutch. I feel like all eyes are on me and my ignorance right now. So let's just like, that's kind of what has propelled us for the last. Yeah, we'll go back to talking about Arnold. So you're more comfortable. Eight or nine years here. So this Saturday, Sweden of eight or nine years,

this Saturday marks our 14th anniversary. Well, the company. For the company. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not for you and me. Okay. That goes on. That goes on. You winking at me.

What's that? What I wanted on a Monday evening. Why did you want to win from Gus? Me as he still cares. I'm just 15 years old. We drank last night and I have to admit that I'm a little bit. You hung over. A little bit.

Oh. Did you hear that? Let me peel back the curtain a little bit on how the podcast works. Go ahead. What time did I text you to asking if you all could be on the podcast today? So I waited a while. Yes, actually, first of all,

you texted us on Sunday. I texted you all yesterday. What, like 11 a.m.? Do you want me to look? No, I got my way later, because that was the backup. I had to confirm, well, no, you were actually the first. I had to confirm them first. I was.

Because they might have been shooting today. I was here. Well, got some more yesterday at 12.51. Okay. Bernie did not reply all day. Then later that night, like at 9 p.m. he texted me asking for someone else's phone number. And I was like, yes, I can give you that person's phone number.

If you tell me, can you be on the podcast tomorrow? So how about this? You texted me at 12.51 and I replied at one. It's a pretty quick reply. Can you buy yourself an offer to have sex with you? I'm not a cast tomorrow. So how about this? You texted me at 1251 and I replied at one. That's a pretty quick reply. I also offered to have sex with you. Then you were like, come over. We're having fun.

Then you sent me a pin with your address. And I was like, no, it's okay. Yeah, I stuck to my guns and I wasn't gonna invite Gus to this thing. And then I had to talk to him. So then I thought I should invite him over. Were you getting that phone number so you can invite that other person? Probably.

Who's the other person? No, you're business. What are you doing on this floor? It was me, wasn't it? I have your number, Blaine. You don't think I have your number? I just got a late invite, so that's what I'm saying. 148 is when you text me.

Yeah, I don't know why you got a late invite. Sorry about that. You text me at 420 and said, hey, drink some of my house 430. Oh! That she started at 4. Yeah. You were also the list of people not to invite. Oh, okay.

And then I started to hold the line, but it took my nicest to go over it. I invited you. Blaine, you were not. Why didn't you want to invite me? A44 come over, pinned location, and I said, what's the occasion in my trouble? And you sent me the glorious fucking photo.

It's just nonsense. Let me see what time, I need a queue. I don't mind. You got eight 44? So actually, actually put that thing together. Eight 56. Can I get so and so's number? And I said, if you tell me whether or not you can do the podcast tomorrow, then you said, I can and fuck you in the butt.

Nice. I feel like it was originally build as like, Oh, cheeky bevs on the roof until sunset, see, later. That's what it turned out. To be quite heavy night. Yeah, I was surprisingly so. Yeah, surprisingly so. Boos and someone started bleeding at one point. What happened there?

Oh, it didn't actually like cut a handle. I know, I didn't know what that. There wasn't that many people there, how did I miss that? So someone let, someone let that have. I skipped my knee like a 10 year old somehow. I had a skinny. Do you really? Yeah, from that. I skipped my knee like a 10-year-old somehow. I had a skinny. Yeah, from that. No idea how I did it.

It was good. You followed your bike. I mean, I was wearing shorts, so maybe that had something to do with it. But riots in town, so she wanted to see riot. Also, Colton is in town because we've begun production on laser team two. So Colton done, who plays Herman in the laser team franchise. He's in town. It was supposed to be drinks for like riot and Colton being in town. Colton then couldn't come because he had a personal thing he had to do. So it's like, yeah, he's like, fuck off. Yeah,

so we're gonna figure it out. Next weekend, we're going down to Lockhart for Barbecue. Nice. I was filming earlier today and we're filming by the university. So you've been on set for laser team? Yeah, I was there. Gavin, I have no. You've already been in laser team too? I was filming laser team too all day. I came straight from there here to do the podcast. Is he trying to set a president for us coming in on Mondays

and doing the president? What? President? No, no, no, no. I had to like schedule with them special so that I could leave early. But anyway, so we were filming out by the way, the fucking hate. Yeah, anyway, go ahead. They're the one who've scheduled me by the way. Which by the way, they fucking hate.

So anyway, go ahead. They, the one who've scheduled me on a Monday. They, you know what, we got to roll a, Monday. There's certain things to come along with Monday. Yeah. So we're filming out at the university. And I got there fucking early.

I was there, I had to, my call time was like at 6.30 this morning. So I get there at 6.30 and like at 7 they start serving breakfast at catering and catering is like, there's a big trailer set out with like kind of a face style, like a table and you go and had they had breakfast, tacos and stuff. And I was there, and I was late because I had been in makeup, so I was like the only person there at the catering area.

And I'm like going through and like making myself like a little breakfast taco. And then like this group of college kids come by and they're like, is this food free? Oh, no. Can we just have this? Is this free? It's like they got their backpacks on,

like they're going to class. I was like, no, it's for the movie get out of here Like you got a lot of learn about the world shoot shoot the fuck out of here. I was like it's for the movie They're like we're in the movie. No, you're not Let you in the movie and you're also security for the movie. Yeah, I was like with the fuck We're the fuck everyone's supposed to be here but yeah, so it was it was it was fun to To be out there and see what was going on.

Whereabouts on campus? It was close to, should I say, yeah, today's the only day we're filming there. You can, you can, don't worry about it. I was just like college kids congregate in certain areas on campus and they hand out like food or they'll have baked sales and stuff like that. I was assuming it was in that kind of region. Give it phone. Give it phone. Yes.

That seems about right for college kids come up and think that it is. No, I mean I could totally see like when I was in college also like the same kind of thing where you see food and you're like oh maybe it's like a university sponsored thing or something like that. Always hungry in college dude. Oh okay. Always hungry. Free stuff so that.

Like just east of there there's that parking lot. Yeah. Right there. Man, memories. Yeah. I, uh, we got, we had our anniversary party for Easter cheese and a big group went out to Liberty, um, or to Sixth Street.

And, uh, that night, I was so freaking drunk. And a lot of us in town, and we ended up doing on this quest to find, uh, ingredients for grilled cheese. What was it fori and cheese. It was just, we were just drunk and we were just wanting cheesy foods. So we went and got grilled cheese, macaroni cheese. And we walked all around campus.

And we went actually right by that place that you guys were out filming today. So it's fine. Did you get a grilled cheese? Fuck yeah. We made like five grilled cheeses and some macaroni cheese is really good. What's a grilled cheese?

Grilled cheese is grilled two pieces of white bread. Yep, butter both sides. Put one in on, put the cheese on top. What's the other cheese? Say the cheese, what is the cheese that? I always use a velvita, crap velvita. Oh, that's good. Cause it's shitty cheese, it's not real cheese.

Oh, it's not even close, tastes like what it says. Yeah, and then you have flip it a couple of times and it's golden brown, good to go. Yeah, you gotta, you have to use for grilled cheese, you have to use fake cheese, you have to use for grilled cheese, you have to use fake cheese, you have to use velvita or American cheese. Otherwise, it tastes like dry. Yeah.

Or like the grease separates out from like cheddar and stuff like that. It doesn't work. You remember, they used to be like a grilled cheese restaurant over in the triangle. What's called the matter? Cheds. Cheds.

Cheds. No. They have a brick and mortar over on... Was it a trailer at the triangle? No, it was like a... Stork and mortar. Yeah. I guess they moved in. I didn't realize they were over there.

There's this famous one, it's just called melt. It's like right across the street from IGN. That place, and there's another one called like schoolhouse or something like that, in Oakland, into a couple times. Do grilled cheese places like, they like mess with the ingredients and the cheeses? See, that's the problem.

It's the only like the vanilla grilled cheese. Oh, that's so gross. You just were like, are you like, grilled cheese? No you don't say it. I want that. And what if it's horrifying?

It's like comfort food from your childhood. Well I don't want you to be the tomato in it and all that. Oh, what? You know, they put stuff in it and then it's not grilled cheese anymore. There you go, see? Some more guy goes, and the other guy goes, good.

Well this is the guy who fucking, you probably eat tomato sandwiches in the UK all the time. Love them, smile. Yeah, delicious. And an English full breakfast just looks like, it looks like an accident, you know? There's like, bloody delicious, I can't believe it's this great,

it's fucking stupid to me. It's too tomato-ish, yeah. Yeah, after we eat all the bits. But why is it there? I always leave the mushrooms, honestly. The mushrooms are the best part. I agree, I like mushrooms. I don't like cooked mushrooms.

I don't like mushrooms either. I like them raw. I don't like cooked mushrooms. I don't like mushrooms either. I like them raw. I don't like cooked carrots. I love carrots. I fucking hate. Every vegetable is better raw. What if there's seed like, no. Brussels sprouts are not better raw.

They are much better cooked. You know like sweet baby carrots? I like carrots, but I don't like cooked carrots. Right, but like sweet baby cooked carrots. What is that? That's a English breakfast. That's almost a full English. Yeah. There's a tomato in there.

I mean, typically you won't have chips with it. I don't know why this is. What that guy, that's a guy that's drunk that went to the Golden Coral and just like, I wanna look at this. That's like a toast or something, wouldn't there? You guys should be toast, there should be sometimes black pudding.

But what you're looking at that is the best hangover cure on the planet. Ooh, yeah, I mean, me and Saga's are pretty good too. I think the traditional Mexican cure for hangovers are manudo. Manudo, yeah. What is that? It's like a stew that is kind of like a very thick soup,

very hardy that's made with like stomach lining and hominy or like the primate. It's got carbs in it, maybe. Also it's like tripe. It's stomach lining, Mark Terry. To me, to be the best, best cure for a, a hangover is. Boost?

No, I've never tried that. I heard the dog looks, Jeff told me. It does work. It does. That immersion, it's, you fuckers check me on. Yeah. Talk me that hair of the dog actually works.

Yeah, it scares me because that's like, I couldn't imagine cracking a beer and drinking a beer while hungover. It's like, that's the last thing you want. It seems awful and it smells awful and then you start drinking it, and you instantly feel better. No kidding. Yeah. That's a great way to develop a problem in your life though.

You know what I mean? A problem or a solution. Is there like a collective hangover from that though? Like, aren't you just prolonging it? Yeah, maybe you should have a beer right now if you're still a little hungover. You can come down. I'm not hungover.

I just, like, I have this, I have a dullness the day after I drink. And also, I got a little obnoxious, I think last night I could cross dullness the day after I drink. And also I got a little obnoxious. I think last night I could cross that line. What did you do? Right, Charles Taylor? Well, Meg was particularly funny because we ordered a, you having some sort of eating contest. We were, but she wasn't, I was so drunk. We were having these pepperoni rolls and this, this local pizza place called double days, which I discovered Meg who grew up in Austin. And I've been here for now 22 years. We both love this local pizza place called Double Days, which I discovered, Meg who grew up in Austin, and I've been here for now, 22 years.

We both love this local pizza place, Double Days. You're probably not a fan, right? No, Double Days is only good for pepperoni rolls. So the pepperoni rolls will be ordered. We're three dozen pepperoni rolls. Did you have any of them? No, because they're all fucking gone by the time I got there.

Sorry, but I didn't have one either. Yeah, so then I said, look, Meg, I got us a bunch of pepperoni rolls. She was like, oh, it's awesome. And then she ate one. And then for some reason I asked her, I said, I had already eaten two, and I felt guilty about I said, look, Meg, I got us a bunch of pepperoni rolls. She was like, oh, it's awesome. And then she ate one. And then for some reason I asked her, I said, I had already eaten two and I filled guilty, but I go, I go, how many of you eaten so far, Meg?

She goes, I've had, I've had three. I go, you've had three? Oh, I can have another one then. She just, well, if you're having another one, I'm having another one. She had a go to me into it. So then we got an eating contest. You could eat the most.

But then I come to find out, or I realize this morning, that I go, I just ate five. She goes, I'm already had six. She wasn't eating anymore, she was done. She just kept telling me. So either that I would leave her alone or that she was just trying to see how many she could get me. You liked the stuff in the sixth money, like six. She's like, yeah, I'm on seven.

How many did you eat? And I like, she wouldn't even bother to get up and leave from her space on the couch to like keep the roofs going. She was just knew I was drunk enough, she'd go, no, I didn't. She, as soon as I finished it, she'd go, I just ate seven.

I'd go, oh shit. And I got a good up and go, who the fuck knows? I have no idea. Oh my god. I don't remember. It was such a heavy knife out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. Out of nowhere.

It was one of those weird nights too where we didn't drink all that much. I'm not out of booze. You know, there's some fun. So you do have a lot of booze. We did, we did. You had potential for the fallcrumb to be born. Yeah, you didn't hit the fallcrumb level, but well, I actually kind of fucked up too,

because she started, she planned this thing. And I actually kind of woke up. I kind of grumped it a little bit in the morning because we had a laser teen dinner the night before at a place downtown where it was like all like what they call a bubble line crew, like writer director, producers, stuff like that. And then the cast, we went out to dinner.

And then the next day, I come to find out Ashley had told Colton at dinner we'll have drinks tomorrow and are a place at four. And I'm like, I'm like, I just, I got shit, I gotta do. I was out of town all less weekend, you know? And so she started four, but she started four for sunset, but it's a day like savings time. So I was like, the sun's not gonna set to like eight in 30.

We got there like almost five and the sun was like, way up that. Yeah. Oh, it's a sun that. She says, no, it'll set it like six, 30 or seven. I'm like, no, no, no. I need to do Texas. So it's that, I take exactly what's that Gus,

according to the weather app. That's exactly what I'm doing. 752 was when it was supposed to set. So she, it was actually spaulted, it got heavy because she started its way too early. And it was my fault that Ashley got drunk. What'd you do? I just challenged to chuck the remains of a Jack Daniels Bowl.

Oh my Jesus. Jesus, that's how the cheese master is born. I know, listen, I don't, I'm not a jealous person, Daniels book. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. That's how the cheese master is born. I know, listen, I don't, I'm not a jealous person, but I got jealous of Ashley and Gavin yesterday. Doing what? Because Ashley was doing something. Well, she was doing something that she does for me all the time. She was scratching your head. Do you remember? Yeah. She doing that. I don't know. Whenever I come home, she just sits there and scratches my head. That was really good at it. Yeah, I forgot that was happening, but you just put it all back.

That was nice, yeah. Yeah, you're lucky. I know, I'm a lucky dude. It's not like a head massage, she actually physically sits there and just goes... So the cats also are pretty lucky too, then? Dude, yeah, she did it to me, I think, as a... She did it to me as a thing of treating me me like Joe the cat like she's doing a joke And I was like I feel fucking amazing. Yeah, she doing everyone. What?

She give it give everyone a head Dude I wrote okay, so blame didn't get one so apparently you were just a choice No, I didn't know I always wouldn't be here today. I would have gotten fired if I got a head rub I also I also did not get head scratch last night No, you had a fill with you, you fucking little... I got all the head rubbed. You stole the robes. The whole of the hand train has gone.

So was I just sat down receiving head rubbs? Guess we're just standing up over on the other side of the roof. She was going to town on you. I definitely didn't ask for head rubbs. Yeah, she kind of forced them on you. All right, we're gonna have a talk on it. We'll see. I mean, it's not like you'd ever want to turn down

for your head rubbs. Now, why would you? Why would you? You're pretty we're gonna have a talk on it. We'll see. I mean, it's not like you'd ever want to turn down for your headrobes. Now, why would you? Why would you? You're pretty drunk. It started spinning grapes in my mouth. Yeah, I remember that. I tried to gauze a grape from my mouth into planes. I was trying to arch it at first,

and then I was no good, so I just was spitting them straight in at your face. And I was like, ah! No, you're not trying to get a truck. But at a certain point, there was spit on them. So you're like, basically spitting in my face and then grapeting me. And I was done with it, but it was like principle.

I was gonna hold it in my teeth and then just like thrust them with it. But one of them like fully rolled back into my mouth. I was like, oh, oh, that was this one's wet. Yes, he was like, oh, that point. Once you had that many drinks, it's, you're just spitting. Yeah. Jason, we played on Twitter, just gave one of the best descriptions of hair of the dog. He said,

hair of the dog when you drink your beer, it's like in the movie Pleasantville when all the color starts to flood into the movie. That's that's how it feels. I guess I'll try it next time. I just I feel like I just barf. I was really not up for it, but Jeff gave me a Jack and Coke one morning and it made it great. It really seems like, dude. That is not like. That's what I never would have tried it if it wasn't for that immersion. Like, I don't know who discovered that. There was someone someone who was hungover and thought, I'm going to drink again now.

I was drinking the person. Yeah. That morning when we did that immersion, Gus is talking about the immersion where Griffin and I took Jeff and Gus out and we drank all night till like two in the morning, then we went home. We got them as drunk as we could get them. We went home and then we were back out at like five in the morning and we went and got Gus and Jeff out of bed and then fed him a bunch of food

because in video games we need food and makes you feel better. So we just, and that pizza was like the worst pizza I have. Oh, it would have been very experienced., and that pizza was like the worst pizza. Oh, I would ever experience. I would call it pizza, like, air quotes. But they ate everything they had, like, we had ham. Like all these foods you see in video games. Like, should have had a full English breakfast. That would have never seen that in a video game, no.

Yeah, probably not. We could have a can of beans or something like that for modern day video games. But it changed like the big ham with the bone in it, you know? It's like, or the leg of lamb or a rack of lamb or something like that. We have a big long conversation with ribs about how nice cartoon food looked

and how like a ham of the bone. The steak. Ribby steaks, yeah. There's two bones in cartoons mainly. Yeah, uncooked, yeah, yeah, teabones. Uncooked teabones, I would always get hungry for that. It's got like a sheen on it. It's like, oh yeah.

So on Twitter here, bitmap pixel is asking if you're back to wearing that Apple watch. Oh no, it's a Fitbit. Oh Fitbit. No, I'm done with my Apple watch. So how you happened? I said I got this, this is what I'm doing. Didn't Fitbit do that business?

Fum? They got a choir, no it was Pebble. Pebble. Yeah. Oh okay. I think Pebble got acquired by Fitbit I think, right? And then they're shutting down their operations, I believe. I've got a lot of questions about what to do.

This watch is, when Red vs. Blue took off, literally for the first seven years of the company doing well, I was still just like, I didn't really change a lot about my life on purpose. I didn't, I still drove my same truck, you know, everything else. And then this watch is the one thing that I bought for myself. Is this watch? This we can see red and blue watch that I bought I bought that there's a one thing and I've had it now what 12 years

What's that what was the second nice thing you bought? Well, there's a really life like sex dolls I was thinking the same thing I mean mean, I upgraded computer sex dolls. Upgrade computer stuff. When did you get your whole- You were in like, can in 5D, maybe? Yeah, but that was like, you know, later. It was later too, you know, it was 2009.

When did you get your whole movie theater project to set up, done? That would have been when we moved to Austin from Buda. So that would have been like, year, six or seven. Because that, around that time, would have been expensive. Not so much anymore, but you had it all done proper with like nice long cables in there.

Well, we moved into a new one. We moved houses, so we moved to a new house. That's time to do it. Yeah, and now it's like that house has completely shaped my view on houses. That house was too big. It was, you know, in Texas, they have these big lack of a term, make mansions.

And it's just too much. How big is it? Then when I've moved into my own place, How many squirt- Like, a minute term, make mansions. And it's just too much. How many squirt- Then when I've moved into my own place, but four or five years after that, that place was tiny. The place on the f*** street was just tiny. Which probably shouldn't have said the... I guess I'll have it, I don't live there.

So, yeah. But it was that place was like 1300 square feet. The second place. The second place. Your most recent place? My most recent place is like, it's. The second place. The second place. So, you're most recent place? My most recent place is like, it's interesting the way it's laid out, but it's actually square footage wise, not that big.

Not the one that's up. Hi, that we were at last night, the one before that. Yeah, the one I lived in for a long time, we did Game of Thrones in the backyard. No, it's smaller, you see your thing? Yeah, that one's like 1300 square feet. Is it really? Oh yeah, it was a hunting shack initially.

That's what they told me. Can I take my other story about the guy, the real estate guy, give was a hunting shack initially. That's what they told me. Can we take a look at the story about the guy, the real estate guy, give me the picture? Yeah, fucking crazy. Just gave me a house built like 1932. And he's like, here's a picture of the house when there was nothing else around it. And he shows me this fucking picture

and it's the house where these fucking woods just trees everywhere. Well, the worst part about it is one of those thick pictures it's so old, it's like a paper super thick. And there's this kid just standing there by the front door like this. And he's like, got this look on his face, like staring at the camera like this.

I'm like, the fuck did you show me this picture? He died there. I know. It's dead. It's like, I want to make sure the real estate guy, I'm like, do you see the kid in this picture? Because I've got to worry that nobody else sees him, but me.

So, old house is kind of freak me out. So, honestly. I think I've said this before on the podcast, but I like going to like open houses and looking at houses that are for sale. In the old- Wait, some people's time? Yeah, wasting tons of people time. But there was this one I looked at a couple of weeks ago.

It was a really weird house and it looked like they had built it over time and like there was like different sections of house and they had taken outdoor patios and like Waldemann and they were inside the house now. I was looking in the master bedroom and I was like, oh there's a bathroom here, like it on sweet attached. I walked into the bathroom and I was like, where's the toilet? Toilet was in the shower. What?

It was like the toilet was right next to the shower and I was like, well, maybe they have like a special container for the toilet pit, nope, toilet paper was just like out there and like in the water. And stand like where you would totally get it all just soaked. Wait, so would the shower water go into the bowl? Could it? Pretty close. It was a little out of the rain.

So is the idea you just, you never do them both at the same time. I don't know. Or you meant a shit in showers. I don't know. I mean, I don't showers. I don't even know why you're off still. I don't know. I would like I was left with so many questions even the real estate agent was like I've never seen this before. But she started taking pictures. One of my favorite things in Congress is the Congress office that is now going. It's now a hotel the the we had a shower in there. But there was a light switch in the shower. Do you remember that, Gus?

Yeah. And it was all the way in the back. So you just had to point the shower head straight down and hope no water got across to the electrical light switch that was inside the house. That's mostly safe. Mostly safe. You were just like moisture from like, you know,

heat or whatever, wouldn't that have touched it? I mean, you got light switches in your bathroom anyway. Yes, that's fucked. I ate shit in that bathroom. Go on. Groot. Groot. I wanna do a text that is such a...

We were doing some short, and I think I was talking to Nathan in the video. Yeah. But I'm coming out of the bathroom like I've been pulling and my hair's all messed up because if he did something about wind, don't remember the video, but I was spraying the air freshener,

but I was actually spraying it because it could show up on camera. So we did like four takes and I was spraying the stuff over there. Yep. And that was this landing, it's settling all over the tile floor and then I went back in, I was like eight knobs.

Yeah, that did the splits. It was when you like crush one of your own legs and seeing you eat shit in a bathroom could have gone a totally different way. No feces went in in my mouth. That's what it did. When he said it, I was like, he did the splits. It was when you like crushed one of your own legs and seeing you ate shit in a bathroom could have gone a totally different way. No feces went in my mind. That's what, yeah. When he said it, I was like, had to pause. I was just this weekend, I was watching Nathan's

Vimeo channel with his brother David and I was watching Fiddle Sticks. The Riffiddle Sticks? Yeah. They think with the monkey. Yeah, I was watching that time. Forever ago. It seems like forever ago, but it was 2009.

Was the date on that. And I was like, God, I thought that was like college when they did that stuff. But he would have been at research he'd by that point. Yeah. When they were doing the fiddle six stuff. Weird.

And then for those of you who don't know Nathan, Zelner, who used to work with us for a very long time, he was like, he was like employee, the first, like, that was like the non-original group to work with. Yeah, like six or seven? Yeah, as an employee number seven. And Finch is favorite. Yeah, don't even start. And he worked with us all the way up through,

I wanna say season nine, ish. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, he went on with his brother David Zellner and they made a really tremendous film called Kumiko The Treasure Hunter, which you've you haven't seen. And I've talked about it in the podcast before, but it's just an absolute work of art. Work of art, man.

He was in town. A couple of months ago, we did a short with him. He was in a recent short, Nathan, which I was excited about because I missed. My internship started after Nathan left, so I was bummed because I didn't get to work. Has that short come out yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's been up for a while.

That was, we shot that the day after the election, so the onset vibe was a little little gulm. What was the video? It was Bernie was a hoarder, and he was hoarding a bunch of random shit, and he was hoarding Nathan as well. Oh. So Nathan was in my pilot junk. Yeah.

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blow through white dress shirts. I think I have like two wears out of them and then I throw them away. What happens to them? Whoa! That's awfully wasteful. They're like disposable. I know, have like two wears out of them and then I throw them away. What happens to them? Whoa, that's awfully wasteful. They're like disposable. I know, but like, do you just muscle out of them and they get ruined? They get stretched out, they get all shitty to the point that, and they also get dirty because I'm a very sweaty person

so they get kind of dirty around the neck. And I just don't... Watching machines have been around a long time. I know, it's just so much effort. And like, I put it in my closet after the event and just kind of hangs out there. And then by the time I'm ready for a formal event, it's like the day of the formal event

and I'm like, fuck, I need a white shirt. And I could either go and get that one clean and potentially it not look perfect or I could just go buy a crisp clean one from the store. So I always just buy a crisp clean one. Yeah, but then how about you like cost though? It's like, I mean, you can get a decent one for like $25, $30.

Oh, okay. Well that's like wearing a shirt without washing it first. But if you look crisp and clean in these new shirts, well anyways, I got one. Do you own an iron? Uh, I do. Do you ever use your iron? Yeah, but it's for shirts that have color. With the white ones, the sweat stains and shit like that.

It looks brown and gross. He can't do that. He can't do that. I can't. I don't think of you as a sweaty person. I think no. I don't think you're gross in specific ways, but sweaty. He's not one of them. I appreciate that. No, I'm just saying, I don't think of you as a sweaty person. I don't think no. I don't think you're gross in specific ways, but sweaty is not one of them.

I appreciate that. No, I just don't think of you as sweaty. Do you think of him as a sweaty guy? No, no. But I bought a shirt. Oh, I tried one on, it fit, and I looked at that specific tag, and I was like, okay, I need to match this.

I found another one that was in the stack that was folded because I wanted a crisp one. So I left the one that I tried on, like unfolded in the triad for a trap room. But it came back to bite me because the day of the wedding came and the shirt sleeve came up to my fucking forearm. He's rolling up. Well, but I had to wear a suit jacket over,

so then I was just like, well, shit. So then I did like immediately, as soon as I was able to start to start to pump. I would have severed the sleeves at the shoulder. I would just own it. No, no, no, no, like, country man. Jack it on and then slide the cuff down to. Oh yeah. But then I would have to have you know, the shoulder. I would have just owned it. No, no, no. Like countrymen. Jack it on and then slide the cuff down to.

Oh yeah. But then I would have to have you know how my jacket on the entire night. I'd have to have it. But then it would have been cool. I would have, but they probably would have thought I was a stripper. It's extremely uncomfortable to have this sleeve

like constantly sliding down inside. Like a rubber band. Yeah, no. I used to have like jumpers that didn't have shirts under them. They would have cuffs and collards. I remember that. Yeah, you should be one of those. But no shirt under. Jumpers that didn't have shirts under them. They would have cuffs and collards. I remember that. Yeah, you should be one of those. But no shirt under. Jumpers that didn't have shirts under them. So you could be cool, but look like you're wearing like a sweater.

A sweater. A sweater over a shirt. Apparently Elise is a sweaty person too. I discovered that on my week of fun house videos that I did with them. Elise is sweating. I'm not saying I was sitting with Elise and I'm like, she's sweating a lot. She just kept mentioning the fact. Like in video, she's mentioning the fact that she sweats through the pits of her t-shirt every time she plays Google Trends because it makes her so nervous when she plays that game.

So, it went man, it was so much fun to shoot with those guys. I spent a week with them, almost two weeks when we launched Fun House. And Bruce was like, yeah, you haven't been back since, you've gotta come back. So I went and did a week with him and it was, those shows are still coming out.

You went with specifically to do that. Yeah. What? Did you just go there just to hang out with you guys? Well, I also, I went for that podcast. I went, I was invited. Yeah, I mean, we worked it out with Bruce. I would say, yeah, we did.

I was going to make a trip just for that. And I'm quite frankly, I'm always looking for excuse to go to LA during the week, you know? Because my kids are in school. So it's like, if I'm going to go and and take a trip I'd rather do it during the week than on the weekend Let's create a hop dot Go eat a hop dotty too because there's no line But then I got asked to go on the Tom Arnold podcast as well, and I thought fuck I'll go on the Tom Arnold podcast That sounds cool. That was awesome. I don't know. It hasn't come out yet. They haven't asked me to promote it

It'll be out in a while, but it was, dude, it was easy to talk to. It was funny. It was a lot of cool shorts and bigger stories, Blaine. You realize, you're waiting to put podcasts out. What? Building a catalog and waiting to put podcasts out. No, I don't. Amateur.

Well, there's no evergreen content in our discussion, I don't think. I mean, there's no timely content. I should say, like, you couldn't be topical if you do it that way, though. So, I like this way. Talking about the things that matter and when they matter.

Flying by the sea to your pants. What have we talked about today that's topical, relevant. A party that we had last night? That's true. Our anniversary coming up this Saturday. Yeah. It was pretty timely.

So, it's like the last half of March is taken forever. Like, I wish the month away. It's good that everything slowed down. I agree with you. You didn't say it's a science thing. The earth has actually slowed down. How much? For the second half of March.

Is that one of this? I mean, we saw how long it took the sun to set yesterday. It was a long time. It was, you know, 20 dreams immediately. Perception of time is so interesting. Because when you're having fun, it fun, it doesn't just like double, it goes like seven times faster than boring time. It's weird.

Even though they're the same amount of time, like an hour's an hour. Always. Like, if I ever try to reconstruct, and I do this, it would like to drink, like what did I do? And I was there four hours. Why do I spend four hours?

Because I know I talk to this person, and then I talk to that person, and then I talk to this other person. That's three people I talked to. That spend four hours? Because I know I talk to this person, and then I talk to that person, and then I talk to this other person. That's three people I talk to, that took four hours. We just gotta remember all, you gotta do really memorable stuff. Like, I know I got rubs, I know I see it. You do remember though, until I spit grapes that blaze mouth.

I remember that. Sounds like a blast, I'm sorry, I missed it. Would you take a grape from my mouth? No. But you would. If I'd have invited you earlier the day, what's the likelihood you would our mouth? No. But you would. If I had invited you earlier the day, what's the likelihood you would have come? No.

Really? I was really tired yesterday. Okay. That's why I took unwind. Well, I've just now, I'm like, oh for like 20 at this point. I get up the last time when I was inviting you places. New years eve, 2014 or 2015.

You were gonna go to New Year's this year and you just didn't even bailed out this year. Yeah. I mean, I even texted you like two days before I said, are you still coming to New Year's at my house? I think even when I went to New Year's at 2014, 2015, I left before midnight. Yeah, man.

But that's your, you were a drunk vampire? Oh my God, that was terrible. I can't drop out here. I get drunk once a year. I wasn't a vampire, I was a spy, and that's how I was invisible. That was, you had another contest with Meg of that one. You were having like, trying to make a drink stronger and then you were trying to catch up with her on drinks that night.

I don't think it was. I think it was just like pouring booze and you were drinking the entire night. So because we had a bottle of, it's like every time there's a party we will drink, you have a goal that doesn't make any sense but involves Meg in some way. No, well this one, this one was a very specific goal because I forget what we did. Oh, I'm not a wise. It was one of the first times Ashley ever came to Austin

and Meg Gavin, Ashley and I decided to go out and go to put put together. And we were gonna have Bebs and get kind of drunk, except Ashley got fucking hammered. She hit more fools in on other holes than the ones we were on. She was teeing off, like she would put the ball down and do a full swing.

Oh God. And she was, I was trying to calm her down. And Meg was like, I guess we really, it was one of the first times everyone had been in one place at one time. And maybe it was like, dude, you are super patient because I was like, good shot, man. Like, true.

She was like, blasting it, bouncing off the frog's eye and going into the other set of 18. End up in the parking lot of the McDonald's and, oh, okay. But for that night, the reason we all got drunk is Meg, or why I actually got drunk, is Meg chose the drink for that evening? And do you remember what that was? No. It was cotton candy vodka.

Barf. Or cotton candy or whipped cream vodka. They have like birthday vodka. It was whipped cream vodka in Diet Coke. So it tasted like vanilla coaks and Ashley really liked that and just pounded so much of it. But fast forward a few years later, two years eve,

six months later, I still had a bottle of this whipped cream vodka. So I was just trying to get Meg to drink the rest of it. So I didn't have this cheap sorority girl vodka sitting in my house. This doesn't seem ill, do you have any we had this before? Probably, we've finally had it since. Yeah. You're thinking about Whalers rum. No, no, I'm not thinking about Whale.

I'm not thinking about Whip Cream vodka. Yeah, a cabana boy. Yeah, they used to be Bernie's favorite drink. Do you think he was still gonna make that? Cabana boy rum. I've looked forward and I can't find it. Cabana Boy, it's a vanilla rum, has a shirtless day. You know, on the bottle.

Guys, I'm in the car. You just like to get a Target for that? They would make fun of me relentlessly. Yeah, but no, I can't make fun of you after Jessica brought her Roman. Malibu and Orange, she's dude. Roman Orange juice. The splash of pineapple.

Yeah, Dan's going to drink his Malibu and pineapple. Wherever he goes. They must be a pain in the ass because I feel like not every bar has pineapple juice. He gets a lot. No, let's hold it up. I think they do. And Malibu's pretty standard now as well, I guess. There must be a pain in the ass, because I feel like not every bar has pineapples. You can't say a lot. No, let's hold it up. I think they do. And Malibu's pretty standard now as well, I think.

Yeah, I think Malibu can get just about anywhere. It's not too hard to get a white Russian. Moscow Mules are a pain in the ass, nobody has a ginger beer. Sorry, I'm a little bit of a mic. Sometimes they don't have the cup of mug, but. I got it, guys. It does have cup of mug. I have a cup of mug in my house that's Gavin's mug.

You know what else is loody? I didn't get to use it much last night. Why? Well, because Meg took it and just drinking cherry coke out of it, and then Ashley sprayed raid in it. So, she was, that's right, she sprayed raid, I forget about that. Yeah, she's a minute.

There was like one hornet or something flying around, and then she was like, oh my god. Oh my god. Lost it, everyone, one in my mug. I still drank a lot out of the mug off the butt. Wasn't ideal. Yeah, she was not really considering it with the rate. She really hates those wasps up there.

I thought she cut herself and bled all over her dress. I don't remember that. I changed. I know she changed out of a closet. Yeah, she did. She did. She had the pretty white dress on and she changed out of it. When I showed up, I don't.

And she changed in full sight of everyone too, which was weird. Man, which was weird. Man, it's weird. We'll give him headbrubs. That's one of the way that works. And she was gonna let me in initially, because I think I get invited to things now because of my girlfriend.

It's probably the same reason that John gets invited out because people wanna hang out with Riot and not John. But she didn't see that a lot was there. And she was like, where's your girlfriend? And I was like, oh, I just took her to the airport. She's like, okay, let me in. You should go back to the airport and make sure she took off. What do you mean?

I'm just pretending to be Ashley. I'm like, can you give that? God, that's funny. I got it, sorry, I did. Sorry, did you two cook for me? You two, you two are secure playing. They want to hang out with you. You don't, last time I hung out with you,

it was like, so I from brand-sport. I said, they wanted to hang out with you. I didn't say, last time I hung out with you was like, aside from brands, I wanted to hang out with you. I didn't say I wanted to. Oh, okay, okay. Have you ever invited Blaine over for like Korean steak and I have no idea where he lives? I think I might have an idea where he lives because it's a discussion all the time

about who Gus is invited over. It's nobody. I got invited over in 2012 and never again. It was, so I must have made a pretty bad impression. Is that his current place? No, it was the old one. No. It's worst. I had to made it pretty bad. Is that his current place? No, it was the old one. It's worse.

I had to really followed you to your house once because it was on route to another place I needed to go to and it was the most uncomfortable thing ever because I was just like, he thinks I'm falling, I'm home, he thinks I'm falling. I'm like, what the hell's wrong with you? I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,

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But it's just like if you saw me, I want to prevent that awkward situation. Lane, it wouldn't be awkward. You're the one making it awkward. Look who's talking. No, that's why you should listen to me. I'm the authority on making it awkward. Okay.

All right, look how depressed you can. When was the last time you went to Gus' house? Me, I don't. When he broke into my house for the immersion, that we could talk to him about. I mean, literally the last two times, I think I've been pressure to do pressure. When was the last time you went to Gus's house? Me, oh. When he broke into my house for the immersion, that we could talk to him about. I mean, literally the last two times, I think I've been at Gus's house, I broke in for an immersion.

And the other time, I was outside of his house by his bedroom window, trying to get a DS signal for that R.T. life when I was, when I was street passing him all the time. And that was literally those, that's the last time I was at his house was making a stupid video in his front yard. Dude, arm pranks the best, Bernie.

Arm pranks the best. How you feeling? What's going on? You got something in the works? No, we're talking about it. I haven't, yeah, I've been on the podcast with me since the Chris video went down. Yeah.

Oh my God. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, for you, I mean, my heart race is still thinking about it. People were talking about your performance and stuff like that, but I don't think they understood, like, you went into that, and I was like, how much do you want to know about this prank situation?

I'm talking about Chris being pranked by those like dudes and like spy outfits or whatever. Spy outfits? Or, I don't know, Ghost Recon, but you didn't want to know a lot because you wanted to have like genuine reactions and stuff. Right. It was fucking scary. Like, I didn't know there was gonna lot because you wanted to have like genuine reactions and stuff. Right. It was fucking scary. Like I didn't know, I didn't know there was gonna be

that explosion, whatever that was. The flashback. But I knew something was coming and basically the way Blaine described it is, you're gonna go in, you're gonna do this, he's gonna hand you something, make sure that you take it and put it in your pocket, make sure Chris takes his and put it in his pile, I was like, okay, the fuck is that?

And then he goes, and then I'll, well, while after that you guys just have a conversation, and then they'll be in a vent. And I go, well, what's gonna happen? He goes, you'll know what it happens. It's always that. He just said, you will know what it happens. And I was like, okay.

And so we went in and that's what happened. They cuffed you and took you away too, right? Yeah, dude, I was just, I, I, I, I, I, I, kind of lost a little bit, like, I got kind of angry with those guys and everything else. It was intense. You got angry?

Yeah, I just like, they were asking me questions and stuff and I just had a visceral reaction to them, like, really wasn't real. I know, I know. But it was like, the guys come storming in, they have fucking guns and they're pointing the mat us or neerus at least. Well, I get mad at people who point guns at me too.

Right, they didn't let them point it at Chris. Like, people needed to understand that Chris was like totally safe the entire time. But like, you guys, since you were aware of it, they were more, they could play with you more. Oh yeah. And we were, I was worried about, I was worried about Chris's reaction.

Yeah. We were even gonna do like an original pass at the prank where it's like, they take you to the other room. We heard gunshots in the other room. Yeah. And we were gonna have squibs and I was like, we would break Chris. Like we might erupt a horrible damage to his psyche.

Did you have a medic on hand just in case? Oh, absolutely. We took every precaution. There's people that had worked on like jackass and just like all those like prank shows. Plus those guys went through a door. I mean, they literally came through a door. It was a stunt door, but yeah,

I mean, they just fucking shattered it. Yeah, it was crazy. And the other thing about it too was, I mean, Chris could have gotten up and run into a wall or something like that. I should know. That would have been hilarious. It would have been funny.

Well, he instantly wanted to get on the ground, but I told him if he goes to the ground, you need to bring him up because we need to see him for camera. Guys, so then, they're like, get out of the couch and he was like, and he like, that thumbnail's great.

His instant reaction was to just like, hide with you, like basically cuddle you, or die. He gave me a head rub. Everything was fun. The first picture that too was, they throw us in a van and they go, we go out to the desert or something like that.

The bags of you guys's heads. And then they pull us out in the desert and do the reveal out there. But they weren't, the first bitch was like, they were, they weren't military guys, they were just kidnappers basically. But then it didn't make sense for what we were doing for. What is your person admit it's something to you that he couldn't take back? No, that's what I hate about hitting camera stuff. I'm actually, I love her.

That's what I hate about hitting camera stuff is that if you do hitting camera stuff, who knows? I mean, who the fuck knows what could happen? You know? I don't know, man, who knows what's gonna happen? Listen, what would happen? Listen. I have conduct business in my office

that nobody wants to see. Well, even like the more benign one, like sending emails or messages as a person to another person. Yeah. Like, you don't know what that reaction is gonna be. You don't have any control over that. No. Yeah.

Yeah, if I logged into your messaging account and I started sending messages to like female employees, like, well, no, I mean, it wouldn't get to that point, but yeah, that was a fun prank. I feel really bad for Chris, but he was fine by the end of it. I mean, it wouldn't get to that point, but, yeah, that was a fun prank. I feel really bad for Chris, but he was fine by the end of it. I'm glad it's over. Glad the prank cycle is done.

Yeah, totally over. Everything is complete. It's all done. All good things come in trilogies. Nope. You want to see what he pranked us? No, I've been out of this. Anyway, in three was a prank.

I really, I can't really, I didn't want to be involved with the Ghost Recon one, but I have to admit that I was very involved with the Star Wars one. What? That was. You and the Ghost Recon first came out. You said repeatedly, you had nothing to do

with the Star Wars one. What? I did. Did I? Repeatedly, he was like, I had nothing to do with it. I was an innocent bystander. They loop me in for some reason. It was my idea. You're the mastermind, so.

No, not the mastermind. It was the mastermind. Don't say mastermind. Chris, yeah. He was the one that really led the charge, but... Oh my gosh, he took it. He took it and ran with it. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't want to do anything about it. Let me read this thing right here. I want to talk to you about something when you're done with this. All right. I want to talk to you about something too. What's the United. All right. I want to talk to you about something too. Talk about the United Flight. Oh, yeah, let's talk about that.

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Yeah, I'm gonna miss it. Well, you're signing up for that. I'm gonna ask these guys something. Did you all see that, the thing over the weekend about that type of paint called Vanto Black? Oh my gosh, I saw that. No, what is that? It's a type of paint that apparently absorbs

like 99.84% of light. Oh, I have seen something similar to that. It knows a paint though. Yeah, and so they can apply it to different objects. And when you look at it, like in a photo, it just looks like that object's been photoshopped out. Oh my God. That's a basketball painted in Vanto Black. Yeah, it's a picture. That's a photo, it just looks like that object's been photoshopped out. Oh my God. That's a basketball painted in Vato Black.

Yeah, it's a picture. That's a picture of a real world object. That's not real. I would have to see it in motion. You haven't seen that before? I mean, I feel like I've seen it in a mug or something, but it was. Yeah, or they had it on paper, just got a piece of paper that was, and then when I was crumpled the paper, you couldn't see the crumples.

Oh, there's like an example of that. Oh, that one that screen helps see it a little bit. That one's so good. I was going to say when you're describing, I was like, how does it show up on camera? And then it doesn't. It really doesn't. So, what?

Who made this? I'm assuming this is for military applications. It's for telescopes and satellites. It's really the only application right now. Tiltarily, it's very fragile and it breaks off very easily. How does it do it there? Does it just like take in light and then like reflect it all internally into itself?

I'm not proclaiming to be an expert on it, but apparently it's black carbon nanotubes that just stand up so all the light gets sucked into them. And it's very fragile. It breaks off it, flakes off very easily. And you can't buy it. Well, you license it from the company that produces it. And they won't say how much it is,

but one article I read said that it's more expensive per ounce than gold or diamonds. Wow. Can we paint a person with it? I wanted, the reason I started looking into it is like I saw that, I was like, it would be really cool to have something painted with it for the podcast, but it's just, wait, that's it.

That would be a way to one up the cel-shaded Tesla would be that invisible, well not invisible, just like black as hell, Tesla. You can't do any sort of motion with it though because it is so fragile. Like say I were to wear a suit covered in that, it would just chip off. Yeah, I think I just moved or as anything touched it.

Or I'd flex out of it. You would flex, you'd totally break out of it. It'd be the most expensive flex ever. You flex out of it. But you can start away and get another one. That's okay, yeah, good. So you were talking about how you'd get like a. But he can't start away and get another one. That's okay. Yeah, you're talking about how you'd get like a sweat ring and you throw it away.

Do you remember when there was like a big deal in, I think the early 90s, when detergent commercials made a big deal out of ring around the collar? Ring around the collar, yeah. You don't ever hear about that anymore. No. We have solved ring around the collar as a problem. There's a couple of things you don't hear about too much

anymore, like acid rain. It's because you don't hear about that. Why would you hear about ring around the collar if it's sold? I know, that's what I'm saying. Like detergent has evolved and now we don't hear about too much anymore, like acid rain. It's like solved. You don't hear about that. Why would you hear about ringing on the call office? I know, that's what I'm saying. Like the Turgent has evolved and now we don't have that. But people would still get it though. Acid rain, you're right. I feel like I haven't heard about that

since like the late 90s, early 2000s. Acid rain and killer bees. Yeah, Africanized killer bees. They were gonna come up in an overwhelmed United States and be killer bees everywhere. And now it's like, we gotta get more bees. Yeah, where are the bees? Where are the bees?

How would happen? Where are the allies killed them? Come on back, bumblebee. We'll let you kill a couple of people bees. I feel like giant earthquakes in California, specifically Los Angeles and San Francisco. I feel like those stories were pretty crazy and I don't hear about those quite as much.

Well, they're kind of sending around earthquakes, typically. I mean, that's usually the way that goes. And there has embedded earthquakes, so they're not just gonna to run a story about. Earthquake that didn't happen. To share. So combining the left few things we talked about. If there's an earthquake and it shakes like a bee high next to the bees come out, all angry and start stinging people. Like do they start stinging the ground?

The problem I was recognized in the whole. Yeah, it would be a weird thing for you always hear about animals knowing that an earthquake is coming and they Like, do they start stinging the ground? They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably. They probably.

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Like M-U-S-T? Yeah, it ought to complete at least. Elephant must. I feel like it's a thing I just do not know what it is. It's where they start like jizzing out of there is, like some waxy goo. You are correct. And they go ape shit. Really?

Yeah, like an elephant will attack its owner of like 20 years. Oh, and what is what comes from the men this testosterone spike? Periodic condition and bull elephants characterized by highly aggressive behavior and a company by a large rising reproductive hormones. Testosterone levels in an elephant and must can be as much as 60 times greater

than in the same elephant at other times. Are you in must right now, Blaine? This is like shit flies on my ears. Yeah, it's like they'll just turn into killing machines. 60 times greater than in the same elephant other times. Are you in must right now, Blaine? This is like shit flies on my ears. Yeah, it's like they'll just turn into killing machines, like crushing everyone and everything like you guys. Six. And then it's quite off towards it will cool down. They'll be like, I'm an elephant again.

Sorry about that, everybody. And people have been brutally murdered. I mean, I've seen an elephant attack, so I didn't know that's what cause it. So there's sudden, do they know what causes the rise in testosterone? They don know what causes the rise in testosterone? They don't know if the rise in testosterone causes most or must cause the rise in testosterone.

What comes out the ear? Just steroids. No, I think you can just let me know. It's like some ear wax. They gotta get a Q-tip, some goo. It's like fires out all the shit out of their ears. What's a, so it's very cathartic. On the planet did that at the same time.

Sounds cathartic. That'd be something to worry about. You're like rise the planet. Did that at the same time? Sounds cathartic. That'd be something to worry about. You're like, rise to the point of the elephants. Yeah, they look good crazy. What about a, I'll ask you, Blaine, how much test does someone can you inject before it's dangerous? I don't know.

Okay, funny joke. What if, what if I don't give you tips? No, well sort of, like that's how, steroids will help you make you, because I think it causes imbalances and hormones. Right. But doesn't take into testosterone make you combat it with... Right.

That is correct. Your body reacts, it's not the testosterone doing it your body's reaction to it, which I get technically caused by the testosterone, but it's two different things. So we need more like bath salt type things, because those are, I think, are always the interesting stories. Like people that eat faces? People that just get, well, I mean, that's sad if you put it that way, but like, people that just go fucking crazy.

What is bath salts? Is it literally bath salts? No. No, they just call that. I don't think that's actual. I don't think anything happens from bath salts. What is bath salts? Is it, what is it?

Like, what class of drug is it? Crazy. Like, I'm, like, infatamin? Like, yeah, some kind of, I'm fed, I mean. What are bath salts? Okay. And the E people's faces on it. That's so weird.

There's that, there's that, uh, that's so weird. It's video of the ventable. So if they shine the light on it. The light shining on it right now. Okay. Well, like directly from the lens for it to bounce right back, it just wouldn't. I don't know. Can you imagine like hiding in someone's house, covering that stuff?

Why is that what you think? It's gonna be funny. I imagine Gavin coming home, long-dial work, mega's a bad, he's just sitting on his couch and then I just go like, Ma! But I would see you, because you'd stick out like a sore thumb.

Oh no, it's dark, because you're watching television. Oh, okay. That'd be perfect for a projector room, if the wall's with that. Oh, that'd be pretty crazy. It's That'll be perfect for a projector room, if the wall's with that. Oh, that'd be pretty crazy. It's the reflection. Sometimes in a bright scene,

it will light up the walls, which will then cause the image to become. I've been in a wheelchair where the sound dampening is too much. And it's, if you see that clip of the guy in that anicoic chamber, where it's like the zero sound, and he pops a balloon.

No. It's just like, Pff, it's really. It's like the barely any sound and he pops a balloon. No, it's just like, Pfft, that's what it does. Really? It's like the barely any sound, because that's amazing. So it's just like, Pfft. I mentioned clapping would sound weird too. Do you think that, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, like that sound room where it is devoid of all sound to where it will overwhelm us since.

Like do you think that there's a room that exists that if you sat in it, it would overwhelm your sense of vision or something? That's what they say about this is that anacolic chamber. We were gonna do a podcast in one, but it was very expensive to get the room. We were just looking in the right place.

It was the noise floor and there was something like negative 30 decibels or something. I don't really know how decibels were. I don't know. It's like a, it's like a factor of, it's not just a scale. But people can't spend a long period of time in there, 40 minutes, for instance, because the, the sounds of their body overwhelm them. Like they can hear their guts moving and their heart beating. They're so gross. Yeah. I freak out when my guts moving and their heart beating. So gross.

Yeah. I freak out when my stomach is like, but Fahrenheit is the same. Like the difference between 20 and 40 is the difference between 40 and 60. Well, now I've seen Fahrenheit's, oh, I was saying like is like,

is it logarithmic? Is what you're saying? You can go to negative, but you still hear it. I thought so. The way that like, I don't know. I'm assuming. I think I'm at the re,

we're on the Richter scale thing again. The Richter scale for earthquakes is like double each. It's a factor of 10. It's magnitude. But if there's something, I wonder if there's something that you can taste, see, or touch that would make your, you just freak out.

Your mind would just go like, I can't comprehend this and then you freak out. This is what I said. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. You're trying it? Try not. I ain't done any drugs. So on this subject of doing drugs,

I feel like most people fall into one of two categories. Either they have a drug problem or they don't use drugs at all. Like, you don't think someone can use drugs and not have a drug problem? It depends on the drug. I'm not talking about marijuana. Oh, okay.

Talking about like, something else. I mean, marijuana was legal in a lot of states now in the US. Yeah, like, you know, cocaine is probably borderline too, but I've never met anybody who's like an occasional heroin user. I don't even got exactly. I do heroin like twice a year. Only on the weekend.

You know what I mean? It's like, I get the feeling like once you do it, that's it. You are a lifelong heroin user at that point in time. But there's gotta be people who just, they're not addicted, they're just, yeah, I took some heroin for a while, it was fun. I knew of a casual cocaine user. I they're not addicted, they're just, I took some heroin for a while, that was fun. I knew of a casual cocaine user.

I stopped talking to her because I was like, oh, you do a cook and bye. But like, she did it every now and then when she put it. Where was you, you French, you're still learning from you? Oh, no, it just, that was like a limit that I was a little too. You put a cook and you were asleep.

Was it someone you were sleeping? Seeing, I wasn't expecting. Whatever, the blame version of that is. So, so that was a choice of whether or not you wanted to keep someone in your life on a romantic basis. Yeah. That's a little different. If you were just like, oh yeah, like if I find out you did

cocaine, I wouldn't be like, get the fuck away from me. I never want to speak to you again. Good, because, whoo. That's so much cocaine. No, it was just, it was just a little too far for me. Marijuana's like whatever, mushroom's in that. Also, everyone has a drug that they would just never,

ever do. Are you leading the body, yes? Oh, I'm going to be here. Also, everyone has a drug that they would just never, ever do. Are you leading the body, yes? Oh, I'm going to be here. Like, there's a drug that they would never do. Like, I honestly believe if you put every illegal substance on the table, the last one I would ever go near, even after heroin is acid, LSD. I just wouldn't do it. Really?

I just feel like my brain would destroy me. Like, my own imagination would work against me, and I don't want to be the mercy of my own imagination. You should fucking humble, ragging about how good your imagination is there. Oh, shit the fuck up. I'm just making a kind of, I've got such a great imagination.

I'm afraid of what it would do to me. What if he became the super-falker? No. See, I don't want that either. Who wants that? Falker Prime. What would you not take? Support my theory here.

Is there a drug on a table in front of me? Yeah? Is there like any special circumstance like? No, no, which is last just the last drug you take like you think that won't be your downfall Probably be like I feel like I feel like a taken heroin Because a medical basis. I'll see you con. Yeah, I've taken hydrocodone. Yeah, I've taken hydrocodone. Stuff's great. Oh yeah. But I had to think when I got my wisdom teeth taken out where I took two of the pills and I had a whole shabang of them.

One of those big orange containers full of them. Is that, do they have those orange containers or those UK as well? Are they for prescription pills? I don't know, I have a single pill in. You know, seriously, when you went to the hospital and got your balls operated on, they didn't give you prescription medication.

No, they put a drip in my arm and shot me. And you went home with the drip? No. They didn't send you medication, pain medication. What are you used to getting your pills in? You never seen it, Gavin. You can't answer this question. You've never seen prescription pills before you've been told they're like, America does.

You people take pills every other day. You pay no take pills every other day. You take pills every other day. I take them every day. I don't know. I would never took a pain killer before I came in. So Gavin, let me start this conversation over again. In the UK, do they use the orange bottles? Don't know.

You genuinely don't know the answer to that question. I don't know. This is infuriating to me that you don't know the answer to that. That's a lot of point. If you're in the UK, let us know. We have to take our two parts out. Just put it UK, let us know. Perhaps I got to park it. Just put it out, say internet. I didn't take a pill.

What drug did you get? You didn't even court here, Gavin. I just asked you to have a question. You're a fan of meltlets that you just put on your tongue and they dissolve, because I couldn't swallow it. Put it in your butt. You're putting your butt. I have put a pill on my butt, yeah.

Although it wax. I wonder if there's a wax cap I put it in your butt. Like, could I eat a lifesaver if I put it in my butt? It's goin' the wrong way though. You can't digest it in your anus. Yeah, talk about what does that mean? Like, you know, in the blood stream. Get nutritional value from it?

Certainly not afterwards. You don't have to have like a snake to get it to your stomach back with it. No, the colon does some work. Colon does a little bit of digestive work. I think the colon's big job is it pulls water out of waste in it. So you could dehyde, you could turn it right

into a raisin and you'll butt and then shit it back out. That's like, I can make that cement coffee. Yeah, that's like artisanal, raisin. Artisanal raisins. If I ever see an artisanal raisin, now I'm gonna stay the fuck away from it. I can make beef jerky jam a steak up there. Right.

I gotta steak a gem up there. According to Jake and Mergard here on Twitter, they say Vanta Black actually gets hot at room temperature because it absorbs so much light energy. That's interesting. I don't think about that side effect. Oh, hot. That's all he said. It does it slow down, it does hit a certain point and it hits an equilibrium or it's just

like slowly gaining heat over time. That sounds awesome. I just don't know like a house of mirrors, but it's made with that paint. He just be fucked. It will be opposite of a mirror, wouldn't it? I would, but I'm saying like, you would be running into these walls. You wouldn't know what it was. So we're going to be no way to judge depth in any way.

We're getting a couple of replies here from people in the UK about medicine. Who is this? K West 663 says, they come in a box and bottles, but they don't tend to be orange. And BixRTV says they're generally brown or a dark sea plastic glass over the side of the pond. I don't know what that means.

You mean the English? Sanyson, I don't know the first part. Sanyson says, I've never seen the orange bottles apart from of the pond. That means, and then, I'm in English. Sandy Sun, I don't know the first part. Sandy Sun says, I've never seen the orange bottles apart from at the vet. You're really? But then someone else just tweeted yesterday to do the use of the orange. Well, I mean, you'll get that.

Well, everyone's like saying yes and no. He doesn't always talk about it. Yeah, he's absolutely right. So basically, we learned nothing. Yeah, we'd pretty much. I mean, to back to my original story, I ate two of these hydrocodone.

I forgot my wisdom tea taken out. Took the first one, had the next one eight hours later. When I took the second one, I was just sitting there and I thought, how long did I take and take another one? I, and then the moment I did that, checked my launch, I said, I'm not taking any more of these. I put it away. I have them whenever I go.

Those dead. Rammutos, like that is risky. Yeah, I've always felt very fortunate that I don't have Addictions to any drugs like alcohol specifically because if people in my life who are addicted to alcohol and I'm so fucking grateful That that is skipped me like I I won't do the hair the dog thing like I won't drink today because I drink yesterday I have no interest in drinking one a year. Me neither. You know, I'm not one of them. It's really rare that I drink two days in a row. Really rare.

I drink like maybe once or two weeks. I can drunk once a year. That's my thing. I can drink once a year. That's yesterday was my 2017. It's not true. You think I can drink more? I think you got drunk.

I'm all, I think you're wrong. No, I'm gonna go with Gavin. I mean, it's not like frequent, but I'd go three times a year. I've been drug with you, like at least twice this year. Well, in 2017? Yeah. Do we need a drug in Austria?

Good drug in LA, theft up. Oh, no, no, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's right. No, he's right. He's right. Almost. No, okay.

At least he can admit when he's wrong. I have a problem. In England, you can't advertise prescription drugs to the consumer. That's good. I think there's only two countries in the world where you can do it. I think it's the United States and New Zealand

or the only two countries where pharmaceuticals can be marketed to the industry. Like you'll never get an avowir, so ask your doctor about flubindoyd. I remember when that changed. That used to be the case in the US, and it changed like in the mid-90s, and then all of a sudden,

fucking, it was like around around the time Viagra came out, I felt like, I felt like those two went like hand in hand. I hate that I can't buy out of Evacold and so on and stuff, showing my driver's license though. I really, I don't like that. Is it an analogic? No, it's got pseudo FNF drin in it and that's what people use to extract and make meth. But it's got to be so ridiculously analgesic. Expensive. It doesn't do like 12 bucks a package and it's what people use to extract and make meth. But it's gotta be so ridiculously, analgesic, expensive. Those are like 12 bucks a package. And it's like,

haven't you seen Breaking Bad? 16 pills. Smurfs, man. What? Suda. What? What's smurfs? They go, once you go and they like steal it,

or they go, they acquire the suit of fidget for, you know, the sealant is not there. You don't have to go to the counter and buy it. Like whoever's doing that, going through the legal way and buying all the studio. I think that's why they moved it back behind the counter. And that's why they, yeah, you have to show a license. Because people are running in bulk.

Or they're stealing it. There's like taking it out from running out the front door. Did you want to talk about the United thing? Yeah, two things I wanted to talk about. I don't talk about the United thing. I went to my, I had a bad day with my Xbox yesterday. Or just a, oh, I saw you. I can tell how the console's not good. I talked about the night, I had a bad day with my Xbox yesterday. Just a little more. I saw you. I can tell how the console's not good. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy.

The Xbox Elite controller, by the way, completely awesome controller. But I've talked about it before. Like the super heavy duty, what's $150 control? It's like the clicky things behind it. The option of that, yeah. You got like it. Oh yeah, the paddles. You saw the paddles.

You saw the paddles. You saw the paddles, the sticks and deep pads and programmable switches. And for years on the podcast, I talked about why don't people make a premium controller because it's the number one thing that you use with your system. And they finally made one. It was great.

I got mine. And probably two or three months in, my left shoulder button just is just mush. It's just, and I feel like that's a crap shoot with all the Xbox One controllers. I got those chief and same lock controllers. My chief controller, the left D-pad just goes, it goes click, click, click, mush.

It's just no click action. That was the same with my bumper on the lock one. I had to swap it for another one. And when I got my 1S, the white controller that comes with that, the right on my D-pad is mush. Doesn't even mush. It's just like, click, click, click, dead. Like an iPhone home button that's died.

But does it work? Like does it? Yeah. Yeah, it's too well. Oh, too well, like slightly touching it. It goes, yeah. Well, so this, so I, after,

I guess it broke, two years ago, at this point, you got the left bumper button, what do you call it, shoulder pads? What do you guys call it? Right, bumper. Left bumper. So the left bumper button was mush. I thought, all right, you know what, fuck this.

I like this controller. I'm tired of the mush. I want to click back. It's been two years I've been dealing with this. I'm gonna order myself a new elite controller. So order myself a new elite controller and got it came via Amazon. Got it out of the box. A Amazon, got it out of the box,

A button doesn't work out of the box. Out of the fucking box, the A button doesn't work. Doesn't worker, it doesn't like click in or... Well, I thought it didn't work at first, but if I just jam it as hard as I can and move my thumb back and forth, then it will work. Why if you take the front off and just reach off slow? I don't want to do that.

I mean, that won't work. I can return it. You can return it for no money. want to do that. I mean, that I can return it. It can return it for no money. Yeah. And I got another one and then I returned it. It's going back. So I'm like invested $300 in these controllers. I'm going to get $150 back at some point. And the new one arrived and I'm just like, I can't bring myself to try it because I'm convinced

it's going to be garbage. I'll do your favor. I'll take care of your hands. Now I'll fuck off, dude. I just I want to like it. I feel fortunate that I haven't had any trouble with mine. The new dashboard is, it's gash. What's wrong with it? Shit.

On the Xbox? They changed it again. I like the game hub stuff. I think that's a good solution. They changed it in, they changed it every way possible now, but it doesn't fix like the main issues with slowness and just crap and it's the thing. And now if you pressing the guy brings out the side bit,

here and if you try and figure out where you are and that man, you're going to find out where your cursor is. You can like go over, but if you go over too many, close it. Like, we would want that, just press the button again. We, the early days are ever so blue. We made so many DVDs, we would test the navigation on them. And you remember one of the biggest debates we had

was you have a menu option on a DVD. It's got five things, play movie, chapter select, behind the scenes, outtakes, and extras or something like that. The big debate was when they get to the last one and they hit down, what should happen? You know, it should. So the, there's two schools of thought should go back to the last one and they hit down, what should happen? You should talk. So the two schools thought she'd go back to the top. Or it should be a number of options.

It should stay at the bottom. So what do you think for five options? What should happen at the bottom of the menu? That's few enough to do nothing. To do nothing. If there was 10, I'd want to be able to scroll back to the top through the bottom. But anyway, so we had a lot of debates like that,

but the thing that was never a debate, ever, which is you organize those buttons in such a way that when you hit one direction, when you hit the other direction, it goes back to where you were. And the Xbox One dashboard is such that you're going right, right, right, right, right. And then you end up somewhere and you're like,

oh, I went too far, I go left, but then now you're down here, because it's too many things that lead to that one thing going. Right, so left from that thing is just a random selection. So, something we're eating come from. The only thing better now in the new dashboard is game DVR. You can very quickly get to the amount of time backwards that you want to record.

It used to be very easy to record the last 30 seconds. Right, now you can go straight into a list that says, you know, 15, 30 minute, two minutes. No, I didn't know that. You guys show me that. That's cool. Yeah. I only ever use that, like, do the voice command.

That's the big reason I have my connection plugged in. Yeah. It's what's happening. Like, I could just use the voice command. It was quicker to do with the controller. He double tapped the, double tap box button. And then press X. Oh, really?

Yeah. And you do the previous up. You can do a screenshot by hitting Y. You know, double tap box button press X. Oh really? Yeah. And you do the previous up. You do a screenshot by hitting Y. Double tap brings out the menu and it looks like the normal signing menu and settings and friends and all that other social stuff. But then off of the top, after the right a little bit, it says hit X to record, hit Y to save a shot. I actually bought a chat pad purely because you can customize one of the buttons to be

record the last 30 seconds. So now it was a one button press. Like the Nintendo Switch, you have actual screenshot button. You can now set screenshot and record last 30 seconds. Biggest fat on my house is people switch. Swap, but now it's those chat pads. My kids hate the chat pad. I hate a controller that doesn't have the chat pad on it.

It feels right. Yeah. They've got an elite with a chat pad on it. It feels like this is the most complete experience. Right. That could be in my hands and I like the way of it too. Do you use the paddles? Yeah.

I use four paddles. What are you using for? So I have a crouch and jump and sprint and then the fourth one is always like, you use my weapon wheel or whatever. I find I change it all the time depending on what you do on playing. Yeah. I never use paddles. I use the big up.

What's your start using them on the back? Yeah, that's great. Yeah, once you start using them, then you don't have to take your thumb off the stick. I almost went your route of learning to use them because when my A button wouldn't work, I just thought, you know what, I'm gonna leave the paddles and I'll make one of the paddles on the back, the A and all the just. I was like, why am I doing this? It's nice.

Yeah, I shouldn't have to do that. I hate having to click in the stick that I'm moving with. So that will always be a paddle for me. No matter what, I feel you. If sprint is on a, you know, click stick, get out of here, it's on a pad on there. The other problem that I had is I sat down to play, I was gonna play Dishonored 2 with the kids.

They wanted to see it. And actually your girlfriend talks about what a great game Dishonored 2 is. She says it has one of the best levels in the history games. He's talking about this on two. There's a puzzle level. Yeah, it's like a mansion where it's like, everything keeps changing.

Oh, really? Yeah, she loved that. Anyway, so I went to go play this on or two with the kids. It was a 53 gigabyte update. So I'm like 52.68 gigs. So they, it's the whole place the entire game. I don't think that. Yeah.

I feel like at that point, you should be able to ask for a refund because none of the gigabytes you paid for are in use. Absolutely. Like how many of the original game are you playing on that? That sounds like a mistake on their part. Like I remember I heard it up. And people are like, why is my dishonor too downloading 52 gigs of of information? And there was a bunch of people saying, no, it's not my update was two two gigs. And that be like, mine's 52 gigs. So I must have just got one of these weird circumstances where I got a 52 gig. I have automatic downloads and didn't realize it already.

Now, I've heard of bugs with other games before where they'll push an update and on some clients, it just forces them to re-download everything. I mean, in areas where the slow internet, that will ruin your day. It will ruin your whole day. Yeah, you would have lost this week. I mean, it didn't ruin our day, but she's went outside.

So it was great. I mean, I would ruin that one. If you were back in the UK and you had to download a 53 gigabyte update, how long would you be waiting for that? Oh my god. I think the town that, well, when I left, the maximum speed was 10. And I think I couldn't get it where I was, I've had five, because I was a certain distance from the exchange. That would have taken three days. Yeah, yeah.

Jesus Christ, long time. I feel like Rainbow Six Siege always has updates, like every time I turn it in and it's like out of like a 10 gig update. I wonder how much of my hard drive on my position is eaten up by Rainbow Six? I say three days as well, because it probably time out, and I have to restart. That's the worst. Or I'd have to like resume it. I say three days as well because it probably time out. And I have to rest up.

That's the worst. All right, I have to resume it. I would leave it all night and it would have stopped at some point. Back when Halo reached came out, I skipped school. And I was, or no, no, sorry, it was a balda gay Tony. I skipped school to play it and it didn't complete. So I skipped school for nothing.

I don't like it for ever. I don't like when people talk about the GTA4 DLCs because it just makes me realize how there's no good DLC for GTA 5. They did the... No, they're all in a multiplayer. Yeah. It's great stuff in multiplayer.

Is there? They're adding vehicles all the time. They've got some kind of stunts which are amazing. I like campaign though. I would love a Gay Tony level. Right. Expansion with the original characters or a new character. Gay Tony was better than the original gay.

Loss and damage is pretty good. Yeah, well, it was okay. The grainy shit, once you turn that off, it was good. Do you know I have played no GTA V online? No multiplayer, have you? I think I played briefly at launch. I played for like the first couple of days. Yeah, I have never played outside a video,

which is my level so shit compared to everyone else. But I think you can see every time I've leveled up his own camera somewhere. So your entire... I'm level 10. Your entire tape. Of playing GTA is captured. Yes.

It might not have come out. It may have been edited down, but I've never played just for fun outside of a video. Hmm. That's weird. Do you think you have it all saved? I just hope that you've something similar with Red Dead. You know, I'd like to listen. How's weird. Yeah. Do you have it all you have it all saved. I just hope that you something similar with red dead. You know, I'd write it. Listen, how's that?

Like the online open world, I would love that. Even though the DLC for red dead redemption was fantastic. Red dead redemption too, I'd like for them to go in the direction. Even if it means we have to sacrifice narrative multiplayer or to me narrative DLC, I still would hope they have an online world like they have with GTA 5. Because it looks fun. I haven't played it. I mean, I have loaded it up. I'm like wander around the city, just not knowing what to do. And then somebody comes by and just shoots me.

Oh, yeah. Don't go in a public game. Yeah. Especially if you have a well-known game attack. Yeah. It's not worth it. No, no, worth it, huh? But to play with your friends, it's really fun.

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So there's hubbub. What does the hubbub guys? Pants. So it was yesterday, right? Yesterday. Wasn't yesterday God's. I think it was a year ago. Someone tweeted that a couple of young women

were denied the ability to board a united flight because they were wearing leggings. What, they're 10? That's all the person tweeted. I think that's all the information that came out at the time. denied the ability to board a united flight because they were wearing leggings. What? They're 10. That's all the person tweeted. I think that's all the information that came out at the time. And then the people on the teenage girls, the original three comteach girls, and they're emitting news articles.

And then people obviously got really upset by a very idea with saying that leggings were not appropriate clothing for being on a flight. That's no dress code for flights. Is that, I mean, you could wear a bikini if you wanted to, probably. Probably, yeah. I think what they say is whatever is comfortable and appropriate for the environment. I think that's what they actually say. So I was initially, initially I didn't know what to think about it because I feel like it's one of those things where it's hard to get the whole story on Twitter. Like I don't know necessarily what's going on

and it just didn't sound like anything that made sense to me because I see people would leggings all the time on a plane. Mm-hmm. And then of course it snowballed from there and then United took too long to reply and then they tried to reply to it via Twitter Which again not enough characters to truly explain what's going on Yeah, and their explanation was that the people who were denied boarding were flying on United pass. This is okay. This is where it shifts for me go ahead, right?

Which means that they were flying free as either airline employees or friends or family of employees. Basically, friends and family pass. Yeah. And that since they're flying on that pass, they represent the airline and there's a separate dress code for people who fly like that. Who the hell on the plane knows that that flying is a representative of the airline? It's just the rules of when they fly.

It's like, when you see pilots or when you see a United employee flying or an airline employee flying, they're dressed, they're dressed like they're at work. That's how they dress when they go. And you always think, oh, they're just hopping and playing in the shift or something. It's not necessarily the case,

they just have to dress appropriately for flight. And I know about this because I have relatives that work for another airline, and we would get these fucking friends and family passes when I was a kid. They were very nice, they were awesome, very nice and gave into us. But I had to wear a fucking suit to go on the plane.

As a kid, I was like 11, 10 or 11. Why, what are the suit? 10 or 11, I had to wear the, that's exactly the point. Gavin, you just made the point. It's exactly right. You got a free pass, you played by different rules. These rules have always existed.

When I was 10 years old, I remember this, that I had on a different era, it was on Delta. I had to wear a suit and at the very least, a button up shirt and tie. It's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with it's with So this is, and everyone's reacting because they definitely think that like, somebody was singled out for some reason. It's a rules that have existed for a very long period of time and it is a totally different class of passenger than just somebody who bought a ticket. It's not the same thing at all.

And so I once I heard that, I was like, oh, okay, well just people don't know what that is. Yeah, and I think a lot of people didn't understand that that was the case because again, like I said, United Reply via Twitter for some reason And it's not enough characters to explain all that and then like 10 hours later in the day They made like a post on their website. Yeah, and then link to it And I think even that post did a terrible job of explaining what happened here's the fucking rub is that

Apparently the tweets came from a passenger who witnessed the whole thing She was sitting at the gate next gate over and was watching it and then started tweeting about it. And the girls ended up getting on the flight, like they had in their carry on the head of dress, so they threw a dress on over their leggings. And once this tweet went viral, all I could think was, and then I learned that it was a benefit pass. I thought, that's an employee that's associated

with this huge PR nightmare now. Like he gave these passes to his nieces or his daughters or something and he or she, whoever the United Airlines employee is. It's tied to some employee. And you know, that person's now gonna have to answer for this thing for the passengers he gave to didn't follow the specific rules.

And now they got this whole fucking PR nightmare for United Airlines. Like they hate women and they don't want them, you know, they want them to wear like a burka on a plane or something like that, you know? And it's just rules. It seems like a very old-fashioned rule. It's a super old-fashioned rule.

It's just fucking airlines are super old-fashioned, you know? If it was a rule when Bernie was 10, you know, it's an old-fashioned rule. It's true. We were like, we're out there in the right brothers. Backs of our dinosaurs, and then got on the plane. The big metal bird. It's a turdactyl. The big metal bird.

Do you not wear a suit every time you fly now? I do not. I do not. It's like the most uncomfortable thing to travel in. But yeah, I think it was just misunderstood and mishandled, I think, in the end. But did you actually see the wording behind what it was like someone went onto their website and pulled out

what the actual phrasing was behind the rule? And it didn't really like, you couldn't, from reading that, you couldn't derive like, specifically, oh, I can't wear tights here. Correct, I think the rule is probably written ambiguously and intentionally. I hate that shit. Yeah, that's stupid.

Just like, spell it out more. Otherwise, this shit's gonna happen. So yeah, I don't know why it's not more clearly defined. I'm sure it's just to intentionally be vague so they can have flexibility on it. And then this one day, it just wasn't flexible. I wear sweats on a plane and sometimes it's not good because if you fall asleep and you get a boner and you get sweats on with a boner, just a bad day. Gavin knows what I'm talking about, right?

I don't know how to use my own sweats. You know what I'm talking about? It's like classy sweats. You've seen the New Year, right? I roll my own, like, like, like, like, like, juicy pants. I'm not wearing that. Dan actually, Dan used to always wear sweats

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Jogas a guy we know I was saying I told them I said I like these jeans you have on and he goes they're not jeans. They're leggings. They just look like jeans. Oh Yeah, they were, they were leggings. They were stretch lycra leggings. I don't know if we should say. I was wearing whisper to me. I was wearing some slacks at the first RTX Sydney, and I guess they look like leggings

because Freddie Wong came up to me. It was like, are those tights? What'd you got on there? I was like, no, no, they're slacks. He's like, they're tights. I know they are. Yeah. He wouldn't know.

So they had the print of denim. Yeah. But they weren't actually denim. I don't know what they were, but they looked very comfortable. Okay. I believe he got them from a mirror, couldn't it? I don't know. So he told me.

We were talking about a United and maybe think about that story. I texted you the other day where the private jet one, the the private jet one. Tell them about the diagram that you showed me. What happened? where the private jet one, the private jet one. The diagram that you showed me, what happened? A380 was flying in this direction. Okay. A thousand feet below it, I believe was an Embraer

flying in this direction. The private jet, so if. The A380 is so big, the turbulence wake it created caused the private plane, a thousand feet below it to spin head over tail five times. If you look at the diagram, it looks like the plane equivalent of getting clothes lined. Like there's a CMM by Gelton.

I don't really. I'm trying to be able to talk about it. Apparently, flip like five times before they regain control of it and landed safely. That's like a video game glitch or they're like, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And I found inside was like spinning all over the place

here in the ceiling itself. Oh god, I had to be unbelievable. The diagram, I think there were injuries. The diagram, I think there were injuries. I mean, the first flip has to be so intense to enable you to make the rest of the flips. You know, because they're trying to get it back in their control, I'm sure. That sounds horrendous.

Is there like centripetal force that worked there to where I'm spinning on an axis? I mean, as soon as you are like thrusting it like faster than you're flying, you're just gonna do that a few times. I'm gonna try and see if I can pull it up here. The diagram may be one of them. I wanna see like an action- There it is.

Recreation. So there's like the diagram. I think we do badass stunts. Poo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a-foo-a- in the face. Fliped five times. How do they know? It's a picture of you. You can get in the jumbo jet box. Yeah, the black box will like, register the, the ball when it fucking hell knows. Can you imagine being on that plane a thousand feet below it?

You don't know what the fuck's going on. No. You're just on a plane, the else and you're flipping five times. So you hit a wire in the sky or something. Like you know, it's a gem, so you got clothes lying basically. Is that like a vomit comet though, where you like flying? Oh, no vomit comets just But ride a ball of the car. Yeah, jeez. I didn't see that as a photo from inside. It's seat came off

Oh, there's champagne saw spilled I like lighting is so much better than And lighting the second one is like the light of God when you're hung over It's because the light spun five times. Exactly. The photon hadn't resettled yet. So they were scattered across the cabin. Oh my God, that'd be awful. So all in all, I have to say, if I'm flying in a plane, I prefer that didn't happen.

I don't know about you. No, absolutely. I prefer not to have that. How did they land that shit? That is incredible. The best part is, everything smoothed out, and they're just saying that they're going along again, normally, if they didn't know what caused it.

They're like, is that happening again? But you haven't been any moment. I think the pilots are like, it wasn't us. Yeah, it wasn't us. If everyone was strapped in, and they were not lose items, would you be able to tell your upside down? I think so. Absolutely.

What the fuck is going on? Look at the window and you're like, oh, that instrument. Yeah, it would just be there, like, that shows your horizon. Would have been just going, hey, why? I'd like to imagine the pilot, like, they're always like trying to keep

through the passenger's column and collectants, like, oh, we're just experienced a little bit of turvy left. Like, you're like trying to relax. Tell her you'd fucking buckle up. I was a, I was stuck listening, I don't know how I got into it. Like, traffic control recordings of some guy who had high poxia, what's it called?

Is it a high-poxia? Yeah. So he, he wasn't getting enough oxygen. And you can hear it. And I agree to scale Mount Everest with Meg. Yeah, yeah, you were obsessed with like, climb Everest with me. Climb Everest. Was it my idea? Yeah

Because she was like she was reading about climax and so I was reading about Play and stuff. But anyway, this is recording this guy. I don't know what he's flying off. It's a passenger jet or some just tiny play But he's so high on lack of oxygen and he and he was trying to describe to have track before he's like Unable to control and described it as a track of the throw. He's like, Unable to control, airspeed, and he's trying to,

because he's like, can barely like, word it. So he's talking really slowly, and then he's like, Unable to control, Heading, and he's listening to all the stuff he can't do, and then he's like,

other than that, Hey, okay. And that track of the throw is like, reduce altitude. And eventually he comes down how we chose like, reduce altitude. And eventually he comes down and he like, starts getting on the street. Get this mind back. Jeez.

But at the beginning, he was just like, didn't know what was going on. But somehow was able to relay all the correct information. Well, Destiny of Smarter Every Day did that really, did it really? Oh, good. Yeah, it makes sense why you have to put the person's, you put your own person in the next person.

It's a good appart. It makes you like, you far it. Like, you're about to die and you become like, did you sound really sarcastic? You're funny. Yeah, it had his mask like this. And all I had to do was take the mask and clip it and he'd been okay.

And he let, to his credit, he lasted longer than anybody else in that chamber. And they're telling him, hey, put your mask on. And he's like, uh-huh. And they said, if he's gonna, or you're about to die. If you don't put your mask on, you will die. And he goes, I don't wanna die. And they said, put your man in, he couldn't.

He wouldn't have to do it. So I'm gonna do it before you put your head. He would have died. Yeah. Meg was talking to me about the Everest thing and she was talking about like how she was watching Everest accesses. Meg, by the way, is obsessed with climbing accidents

because she's on Japan time still. She wakes up at 5 in the morning and then she starts reading about climbing. They're super fucking interesting. There was like one where a guy was like, they were carrying a body, and then the guy in the back was like acting like a loopy idiot because he was like low in oxygen,

and then he starts falling, and then they're like, let the bad guy go. And he's like watching as he's falling, and then he like lets it go, and he just has no response to try to save himself. He just lets go, and he just like slides off of a cliff. It's totally you're funny. Yeah, well,

but then the guy that they're trying to carry, apparently he was like realizing that he was slowing the whole group down. So in the middle of the night, he just rocks off of his bed and rolls off a cliff. He sacrifices himself. Is it a bunch of like, what a fucking great story. Every climbing story is like,

and then they were dead. And then they died. Oh, I slipped. There was one guy who slipped down, like, slipped down the whole way, and then he landed on some stable ground and lived. And he was like, shit. I'm okay.

And then someone came down to like, help him back up. By the time they got down there, he slipped again and died. Really? Yeah, he'd already like gone even further down. And it's just like, it was just like that. It was like, it was a like that. It was a die. Creepiest, most fascinating story ever.

Like just listening to shit that happens on Everest. And apparently one of the landmarks on Everest is this body. Yeah, green boots. And he's gone now. Oh, was it after the avalanche or something? Yeah, like either someone took it or he was swept away, but like that landmark has gone into his coming.

He's up and he's up and walking. Sorry, that was very, and you were telling me about a plane that long- That's because that woman. Oh, right, yeah, but this is probably what got you on your kick of listening to air traffic control. I sent you that air traffic control recording of that accident in Heathrow.

Yeah. And it's crazy to listen, there's like a major, major aircraft incident and to listen to air traffic control and how they handle this situation. Like they don't necessarily know everything that's going on but the way that they're rerouting playing. That was the flight where they had ice crystals

and the fuel and didn't know they were crashing until like a hundred feet from the runway. Just like the crash at the end of the runway. And fell short, they landed like a hundred feet short of the runway. Bummer. There's a picture of it where it's like, you can see where it landed and just like veys to the right, right at the end of the runway. And fell short, they landed like a hundred feet short the runway. Bummer. There's a picture of it where it's like, you can see where it landed and just like

veers to the right, right at the start of the runway. Like they almost made it. But like he's basically calling Mayday as he's crashing. So all of a sudden, without warning, a plane is crashed. And then you think it's coming to land. And it's like, oh no, it crashed. Air traffic control is like immediately

on all the other planes, like go around and then you hear like, Katargo and going around. And then they have to, whenever someone calls Mayday, you have to list the aircraft type and the reason for Mayday. Or when you have a,

when you call like medical to a plane, like if someone's had a heart attack, you have to give the aircraft type and the reason. So it's like, aircraft type is 777, reason is crash. The aircraft has crashed. It's like super obvious stating,

but it's like really interesting how they would. So do you, when you listen to these, does it matter to you if that plane crashes and that person dies? Is it still you still wanna listen to it? Oh, maybe they prevent you from listening to it? No, or like do you want to listen to it? I think you guys, I've heard it always.

You're probably assuming that most people die in the airplane crash, I would assume. I mean, a lot of planes crash land and everyone gets off. But like, I don't know if there's like that not safe for life tag, I'm like Reddit, where it's like, if you watch this, you're watching someone die and that might affect you. So I don't know if you guys are into it.

For audio, I know a jogman, yeah. For audio, I only, it's not as bad to look at. I don't know. To look at? It's like listening to a ghost. It's going to get decent. It's not as good as that. I don't know if I want to get decent times to it. Right. I don't know. To look at it. Like listen to a ghost. It's totally not that sensitive. It's not as I do and I don't know if I want to get decent.

Right. I don't think I can listen to it. Yeah, never looking in a dash cam video from China. That's what would be my recommendation. Why from China? Because everyone's on scooters, except for the people who are driving 18 wheelers that are with no licensing or regulation.

No, it's unbelievable. Or just like the best is here comes this cute little Chinese couple coming up to an intersection. Oh, this semi-sternity in the corner too fast. And it just goes, punk, it just falls over like onto them. Just tips over sideways. Paths, that's like a house falling on you. Anyway, talking about Mount Everest makes me think about

Gavin's big running theory about if you fall out of a plane you can just run down a mountain. I actually, it's not my theory, everyone keeps saying it's my theory. You were telling me that someone thought that was real and I was like, I agree with it. Oh, it's you. It was like your friend who had this deal by association. Yeah, who was it? Ben Thomas.

I think it was the guy who was just like, yeah, I can see that. And that's like the chances of you landing it. Anyways, well, I, I, we've never really, I don't think talked about this particular example that actually proves what you're saying is true. I saw, I saw, it wasn't related to Special Olympics. I just saw a competition, a ski jump. And let's just say the guy had an amazing jump

and he went too far and went past the point where the hell is. And he just landed. But it was like the runway thing, it was probably like four feet too far, and it was a big fucking difference in that guy's life. Because it was just like four feet of ramp. We'll transfer downwards to forwards. Right.

Just enough for you to not break your legs. And he got right at the bottom. And there you go. There's a point. That was a good timing on the head of the mic. There's like, skis went flying everywhere, so I hope he's okay. I don't have no idea.

It's dead, he had an helmet. You would have slept. I don't know. They float when they're in there. It's weird that that ski jump is way different jump than anything else. And it's just too little sticks on your feet, but somehow they might just be a trick of the camera.

Is that what it is? Yeah. They feel like they're floating. They're fucking flying through there. Like if you didn't have skis and you went down that ramp with the same speed, you would do that too. You think about dudes though, with like wingsuits that are going down, they're like stopping wind

and they're still fucking soaring. And those guys like if they, you know, ran down a hill, they're dead. They're just like, right? What do you like expect to see as I'm a dude in the world of those wings suits? Those squirrel suits, I don't know. I would say, about 35.

10 jumps. Yeah, it's gotta be, you know, if you get up to like 50 jumps, you have to retire at that point. Right, you have to. Yeah. You're gonna die like that. Yeah, you've gone far enough.

You've seen what you're gonna see. The margin of error, it's just, and maybe I just don't understand the physics behind it, but I saw this thing where it was one after the other, they all just jumped off. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I feel like that's, and then he went down the, he kept eating my mic tonight for some reason. He went off the side of the mountain, and he's,

there was points where he, in his own GoPro could see his shadow on the ground. And I'm like, that is too friggin close to the ground. They're touching tips of trees and stuff too. Like if CV is where they're just like, not doing that. What if a tree grew all of a sudden? How do you learn that skill?

Like if I got, you skydive a bunch. I feel like. And try that. Is that what happens? Everest is more dangerous. Ben scroll suits? Yeah, like the death rate is like 10%. I was like, what was it Tony was saying?

Like K2 is more dangerous. K2 I think was somewhere near 30. There was one other one that's more deadly than K2 when it's like 30%. You're going flying with her. You wouldn't want a one in three chance of living. Yeah. Folkram's going with her.

What? So you're not going to go Everest with? She was talking to me about training. She said, well, we'd have to train really hard doing them like, huh, I'm eating like my eighth pizza rule. Oh, wow. You're like, how many pizza rolls have you had? I'm training right now.

She was saying on K2, they have to climb up and down a bunch of times to acclimate to the low oxygen. Oh, really? Yeah. I knew of a guy that he built out of his room in his house. And it was basically like a walk in refrigerator and he would sleep in there just to get used to the cold. Like people are just, they go nuts over that shit.

Yeah, it does sound like they go nuts, yes. Yeah. I feel like staying warm is gonna be a lot easier than not being able to breathe. Yeah. Like you can just layer up, surely. It's like breathing through straws, what they say, right? Like, fff, like breathing through like a lot. Well, it makes people train with the thing

on the treadmill with the thing, right? Those are bullshit. On the amazing ratio, you're like 17,000 feet up. A little clarify. I had to blow up two air mattresses and I ran out of oxygen. An Everest is like 20, like 9,000. Yeah. A little clarified. I had to blow up two air mattresses and I ran out of oxygen. And Everest is like 20, like 9,000. Yeah, I was double that.

Oh! And it seems like it just, it's not, you, it doesn't, it doesn't scale. Like it's probably way less oxygen. Like I feel like it becomes exponentially worse the higher you go. So at that altitude, when you were blowing up stuff, oh my God.

You're still blowing in the same amount of air. There's just less oxygen. Well, again, take longer to blow it up. You're just tired more. Right. Well, then I got to catch my breath. And there's no breath to be caught. That's the feeling that I had. It's like, take a big breath in and there's nothing to it.

It's just, I don't know how to describe it. I've never had a feeling like that in my life. And then I had to run at these metal staircases with Ashley's French boyfriend, the jump jump here the mountain guide who's with us And he's like, I'm gonna see you in the head robs You should get him head robs. I'm probably passed out and she's by game head scratches She's right there. You want to you want to can we have side mic fresh? We got time for the scene the podcast. We're gonna talk about head robs. You're a post-show or you want to do it here?

Can we find out? I got to find out why Ashley was giving Gavin head scratches. I made his hair really pretty. No, is that what you were doing over there? I got very jealous. I was trying to remember, I didn't ask the head rubs, did I? You just offered up head rubs. Yeah, we were having a debate.

I was talking to you about how head scratches are Bernie's favorite thing in the world. Yeah. And we're speculating, or Bernie's favorite thing in the world. Yeah. And we're speculating it's because he has so many hairs. And so I tried it on you to see, because you also have many, many hairs. Yeah. And then I gave you a cone hair.

It was nice. Yeah, it's a rash. So nice knowing you. I think you two will be very happy together. Okay. Oh, stop. You put together a nice party. That's today. Thanks, Boo.

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