Rooster Teeth Podcast - Ch- Ch- Czechia – #372

Episode Date: April 19, 2016

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But I'm going into Twitter right now. If you want to tweet us at hashtag RT podcast I got a blog. I also have your audio listener. We do this. There's a video version of this podcast. Yeah, you can get it on on YouTube Or if you're watching only the video thing you can get it on on YouTube or You can see how we're consuming that sponsored thing if you watch only the video thing you can subscribe to it on iTunes Look up If you get it on iTunes you can also get it on All right, all right also the received podcast anything people do in my heart radio Know that it's video at this point considering the amount of visual references Maybe they're like God those guys are just terrible at describing stuff

You know what we don't weird about Rishi podcast is that I feel like... We keep making it. That, yeah, that first of all. But like, if people have been viewing Rishi for a really long period of time, that the longer someone's been there, the more likely that they'd listen to the podcast. But it's the podcast I've never met anybody, it's like, how'd you hear about Rishi? They're like, oh, I just heard your podcast one day. That's, I've never heard that before.

I've heard like almost everything was a vector for starting to watch Ruchite content. Like, reverse blue or an achievement hunter. Rage quit video is a big one. I feel like you have to really like the people to listen to the outcomes. Yeah, I feel like we used to have it for a while. And then once animated adventure started getting produced regularly, that became the intro vector into the podcast. That is your right.

So, it kind of bullies me. I have heard that. That people like a ton of people saw an RTA and then binge watched like a hundred of them. Right. Because it's like the one funny minute out of the 90 minute podcast. That's it. And it made it.

Binge made us make us look good. Someone once told me that they started listening to the podcast backwards. Like the start from the most recent and then went backwards. I thought. I don't even know. No, not for start to. I'm finished'm just like a weird way to do it.

Why was it was so cool about doing that? I don't know. They're just like, oh, I'm on podcast 140 next is 139. And I'm like, why are you going backwards? Like I guess so someone at Twitter just said they still don't understand that TV on your wall. What? Oh, they're talking about my yours.

Okay. I know something. It was not even getting. You're the one who brought it up. No, I thought there was a TV on the set that they were talking about. Can I bring something up? You have two sons of bitches? Both of you. Me? What did I do?

Gus knows what I'm talking about. I don't do anything. Why are you smirking? Oh, I know what he's talking about. So last week, we had delicious steak. Great steak. On the podcast. Um, what we didn't mention because we haven't done a podcast since is that I spent the entire night with Vom and Bumwe

What happened explain to you what happened you one of you bricks gave me food Point well got sick nope No, no, no one got sick. I will say this He did eat a lot more of your steak because I had a lot of you. He declared you the winner and I noticed I'm insecure about that that I watched every time Gavin over the course of the podcast went to get a bite He would get a bite out of yours and not mine. I was gonna be affected Told me they ate all of my leftover steak. Who was it? Inter oh, I know is that the kid we're having the funeral for next week

Brian did not get sick so it was The knife though so any contamination from your steak would have put on the Who's gonna like it by clearly more of your The poisoning came from your state clearly that is not true Barbara a way more of my steak and she's fun everyone ate every steak Nobody got sick. How am I being persecuted? How would you die get sick? Maybe it was a piece for one night. Maybe it was a piece that we shared. Maybe my dreams plus the steak is no good.

Oh, I think it's your duck. He's out. It's also kick on a rea. Give you diarrhea. They both got rea. Absolutely. Yeah, what does that mean? What is the rea?

It's like discharge. What's the gano? Gano go to the toilet right now. That's the wrong one. But I will say this about Gavin and eating the steak. I don't know that we can blame the steak. You get food poisoning way more than anyone I've ever met in my life. That was Bollocks.

Hey, that's Bollocks. And B, I've had food poisoning like four times ever. It was Bollocks. That was Bollocks. Three more times than I have. Didn't you poop your pants on a date with Meg? Yes. So, look.

That was one of the times. Then there was the Salt Lake time. These are all like in the last couple of years. What else did you eat that day? A Bolliserio? What did you eat on the Meg? I'd say. I'd say. Poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-p bad I think uh not downed in

I think I was done for the bad guys just get the micens drop it I think I want to have like shrimp so something with Alan shrimp yeah and I got food put it could be it could be kids are coming from your UK diet of Whatever you guys eat over there. Maybe there maybe there wasn't enough mad power in our beef There wasn't enough mad power in our beef. There wasn't enough bad. There wasn't enough mad cow in our beef for him. So his body rejected it. But it could be you're not used to high fat content. Super high fat content. That steak that he made was. That was a fatty steak. That was like a walled marble beef. I feel like sometimes. Okay, I just remember another time I got food poisoning, but I had like a gamut muscle. I was like eating muscles and a bunch of other like seafood and I had one I was like

I'm gonna shit layer and I did just bumming but even the fact that you know that you have a lower tolerance for food poisoning I never gotten food poisoning as far as I know What about we should do You said you thought you think you had it one time. I think I might have had it one time. So you've never eaten and then thrown it up, Leia? No, not because of the food. You're like Bruce Willis and Unbreakable,

but when it comes to eating food. But that sounds about right for me. That's exactly what I was going to say. Samuel Jackson is going to come and make you like a fucking Salmanella of the Dacable. He's like Mr. Glass. You also get food poisoning. You have salt liqueur poisoning.

Even Esther, I think, get food poisoning more than anybody else. I get food poisoning a lot He's cooking stakes all the time. No, I get I get food poisoning but not at home That's why I'm so meticulous about cleaning everything you can ask everyone. I spent like two hours washing all of my You tensiles that day. I don't think I would have got it from cereal What did you have night before though? Because sometimes it could be a little delayed. Did you have anything in England or on the plane? Should you eat shrimp on the plane?

No. That's like the worst idea. Why do they serve seafood on planes? I don't know. I don't like seafood. Nobody watched airplane. I wouldn't eat it. I wouldn't.

I don't. It's the opposite of the sea. You're right. That is as far away from the sea as you can get. Also, it just seems like a bad idea to cook seafood on a plane. Just the smell. You're in such a closed environment. I don't know if they're cooking it on the plane just to smell you're in such a closed environment.

I don't know if they're cooking it on the plane. They heat it up. They heat it. You're getting some waft. Yeah, you get waft. When they make the cookies, you smell the cookies, right? That's good. I don't get cookies.

You get cookies on planes. You can smell them. They make them in first class. You can smell them all over the plane. I've caused people to kind of ponsy with those cookies that I know. I'm good. I'm always like, yeah, I love the cookies. I've ever seen when they try to sneak cookies or ice cream back into the economy. It's like the flight it like if they have an extra cookie or an extra Sunday and the flight

it in the back wants it like the flight in the first class will get it put on a tray and then cover it with a napkin And then walk through economies so nobody sees it and they're like hide out in the galley in the back of the plane On the flight I just took from England back to Austin. We had an error with the plane plane messed up So we had to get off and get back on and as we got off Dan took no mental note of all the seats in business class that weren't taken So when we got back on he was like I know that there's no one in the seat So he just sat in that seat. They have a man. Yeah, they have a manifest. They check it and he got his ass kicked out of first Did he really he just sat in a first class seat? I was like, I bet you should do it.

You might get away with it. How did you not film that? Did you film it? Yeah, I filmed when we got kicked out. Oh, that's the best thing ever. How did you do it? Were they still polite or were they? They were like, oh, the one was like,

I don't have anyone in the seat on my iPad here. And he was like, oh, yeah, I just got it. Like I upgraded at the counter. You just tried to lie? And then she was like, oh, okay, I'll be right back. Let me check. I just bolted out of my skulls Yeah, you did you not think they don't have like a system to check that he did not yeah, it's also the fact that Dan looks like I'm really like you wearing these same shorts What the thing is is that

Because a lot of those seats you have you face someone there's like a divider Yeah, you start off and you got someone facing the other way So he sat down and the guy was like where'd you come from? He's like, oh don't worry about it. I'm sorry, I don't worry about it. Yeah, I'm just saying. That's where I came from. He's fucking mouse channel.

That's where he should have been like daddy. But yeah, everyone in economy who could like hear the conversation, they were like cheering him on like, oh I was worth a try. You almost made it. I love it. And everyone in first class was like, get out of here. You scum. Well, they paid a lot of money for that. One time, I had a thing where I was coming back from one of our trips to Australia.

And I remember I specifically spent $78 to upgrade to the exit row, which on an international flight that one of the big planes, it's like got like five or six rows of legroom there. The only problem is that's where people come and stand and they step on your feet, but it's still nice to put your legs all the way out. So I paid $78 that seat and it was two seats in that little section in that aisle and nobody was in that other seat.

So I was like, I'm going to have an empty seat next to me and I'm going to have all that legroom. Then like a minute before the plane takes off, the biggest fucking dude on the plane was like, six, six and weighed about 300 pounds. It was like, can I move to that other seat? And the seat was like, I don't care. I was like, I think I beat 78 bucks for this seat. And now this guy is like cramming me into the fucking wall

for 13 hours of a flight. And it's just like, great. Next time I'll just steal a fucking seat. Just like everybody else. Let's do that. Yeah. I mean, it's still an empty seat. I don't care It should bother me But I was like I felt like I ripped off now because this guy got his fucking free so I bought a sickly

I should got a refund yeah from quantus. How dare you? Oh, you got you got a refunded no I want to stand 40 now. Quantus? Queens it's the different territories. No, I don't think so. Queens land. I know that you've read it out like a few months ago. We did out here. Yeah, okay, no mind. We won't do that again. Someone go back and listen to the podcast and find out. We did. Am I right then? Queens, that Queensland and Northern Territory are your service. Okay. So not all of the territory. Some of them that's you were and silent hey, you do acknowledge that you were so it's not Quantess is there you can't this can't this you say can't this. No, I mean it's quantus. It's just not spelled that way When how do you pronounce a cue without the you sound ever? We don't quilt Quiet

What do you mean? I'll have you I'm trying to think I'm trying to think of a word that has a cue and no you like killed Why did you pick quilt then I'm just I'm just I'm trying to think of a word that has a cue and no you like guilt. Why'd you pick quilt then? I'm just I'm just I want you words like what words I begin with you. Hey, just it's just words with friends Give me a word that begins with Q. I don't have the you sound I can only think of like Chinese words right like names that have like Q.I. That's not a real I'm sure I don't think is there a word that's trying to know what I'm English? Is that be it incorrect? What? you must have a C or a K We're going for them or an A or an I had a kicks the video game

Okay, that's not real word. Yeah, really there's no is there any word that has a Q and doesn't have a U after it Let us know have a name on an animal or something like a Kick-kook What does the kick-cook look like again? That's the noise it makes. Hey, I want to talk a little bit about this thing here. I want to thank Pizza Hut for helping sponsor this podcast. And as part of it, we've developed a segment that we

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Oh, that was good. All right, there we go. Let's go back to the airline discussion. And this will be Bernie's two minutes to talk about the amazing race Although Ashley wants to do an amazing race mini podcast like where we talk about it Just know what you do that. I like hearing you talk about it. Top 16s man right there. We're getting towards the end I was actually on the the there was a team last year on the major race on season 27 I'm not crazy guys season 27. Yeah, it's a lot of the green team Justin and Diana.

That was a good season. They were unbelievably dominant in that season. He was like the amazing race super fan. He proposed to her using like he put together his own amazing race. He understated like they put him on the show. It's weird to say, but he was a student of the game. Like he understood like he had a lot of strategy that I think worked out really well. Well, the only reason you knew that is because he fucking said it every 10 seconds. He did

he did say it'll which drove your drove some people nuts. And there was a lots of really cool stuff that happened in that season, but they were an exceptionally dominant team. Uh, I want to think they got like seven first place finishes. If seven, yeah, I think they tied the record, right? They were going to they were going to tie the record. I think if I'm the last like they were going in for that. So, but um, I was they tied the record, right? They were gonna, they were gonna tie the record, I think. If I'm the last like, they were going in for that. So, but I was on their podcast, they do every Sunday night, they do a podcast and it was not last night. It's a classic one media, YouTube.com slash classic one media.

It's very insightful. Go watch that. But one of the things we just talk about seats, they didn't show it last night we raised you do buy and the thing that our team was known for isn't like a really fun thing to watch on TV which is I would do a ton of research. That we had the system where early in the race where the models would talk us into an airport lounge or even in some cases they would talk me into like a store in an airport like in

Columbia and convince the person at the counter, the checkout counter to let me use their computer. And then I would sit there behind the counter, and I would look up like, okay, we're going to Columbia, Cartagena, here's some landmarks. We knew we were going to Totemode, the Mud Volcano, so I looked it all up and got some information. There's actually a behind the scenes on YouTube, which shows where I left a note at the Mud Volcano

for the models. We worked on the system, because they were on a later flight. I think you shared all the information with the models. Yeah, they would get me in somewhere and then I would just feed them information. Like they would they'd have like a small little book by the time we left of like, printouts and stuff like that.

And in Dubai, I had made a map. The models are gone, spoiler by this point. They got they didn't make it past Geneva. But I had a map that I had drawn of Dubai, which was basically just a referential map, which was different landmarks. Like here's the Burj Khalifa, here's the Palms de Maira, here's Atlanta, it's like all the major landmarks. So if I knew, I was at this landmark, I knew which direction I had to go to the next one, which really helped us because we were driving ourselves in this one.

And it's a, but that's the kind of thing that's like, they don't really, that's like boring travel direction stuff. But it really made the difference for us. And they're like, the other thing that I used to do all the time was we would jockey for position when we were on the same plane, where just being in row nine versus being in row 10 meant you could run to the airport faster than everybody else. Because you know, if you're three rows back, that can be like five minutes. Right. Well, no offense, assholes are like getting their stuff out.

You know, overhead bins and everything. Everybody just goes slow. Everybody goes so slow. Everybody goes so slow. And so there was one time when I talked my way up to better seats and there were other rows around us. And like everybody else talked their way up too. And it was like, you tell they were so aggravated with me

because I like leapfrogged a bunch of people and rows and stuff like that. So it was just like a part of the race that, you know, you're on a plane or you're running through customs so you don't get to see that stuff. I just do that once in a plane when I was about to overstay my visa back Then I just had to because I had to make my connection out of the country that night So I just I was that guy who just barged to the front like the seatbell side hadn't even come off I was like I'd rather be a prick now than miss my flight

I'm about to ship my pants Please let me off this flight. Yeah, I had to get any stake. I feel like that's like that's a situation that nobody wants to be a part of like if someone's like I'm gonna Shit my pants like please get off the plane hurry Gosh, we have to be happy. No, please get up wind somebody sent us a word guys that has a cue But it doesn't have a you after it has a W after you know what the word is Quarty Quarty quark. Oh W after. You know what the word is? Quarty?

Quark. Oh. That's spelled it wrong. Yeah. He's really happy about his discovery, but Quark is spelled with a U as well. Wasn't Quark with a W the character on Star Trek or the Faringie on a deep space nine? I never watched deep space nine. I just I didn't like it.

I tried to get into Voyager. Well, they're two deep into space. They were two deep. They were nine into space. They were like deep space eight out of anland, but nine was just one step too far So the guy that plays superman he was he was corkspan Figure spelled regular So yeah, I mean I think all of that stuff anytime you talk about

The amazing way you're interested you have a Dubai Sticker on there now I do do. I have United Arab Emirates. What are all of the Emirates? All I can think of is Dubai and Qatar. You know what it is? What about Qatar? What about Qatar? Yeah, maybe that's the only two I know too. I will say the interesting thing about that is that it's a...

One of them has a funny name. Like it sounds like it's not one, but it is one. I touched this. I can feel what it was. It's wet. Oh, Katara's not even part of the UAE. I was wrong about that. Abu Dhabi, Dubai. God, I don't know how to say those. I'll be your sauerah. I'll be your sauerah. Fujira. You okay, Barbara?

What are you doing about it? I just think of really stupid jokes in my head. Say it. Say you spent that much time doing it. I was going to say that was my favorite character in Aladdin. What? I went to a jobby. A racist.

God. Barber. Barber. There was a quote. We never knew the, it was the else. Did you see even the Fox News reported that the US attacked Agraba or something? Oh, yeah. It was a, I think it was like a like a poll

question a poll amongst like um liberals not liberals it was just a poll that was asked to everybody the way it was reported it was spun in a very particular way was it yeah but it was it was it was it was just a did I that I forward that political message a question asked to everybody was everybody do you remember me asked did they support the Ben and booze last night. You've had states attacking We never know stop sending me words with Q and it God damn it Oh, what we got me to make trinket short for tranquilizer and I'm like that's the fucking word you It also doesn't make it cheat. They're making shit up now Just anywhere with a cue that has you that doesn't have a you after that's all did you see and courty's not a word either for fuck's sake

Katah, did you see courties not a word either fuck sake catah did you see that video uh... cubart great the one the woman at the toronto zoo who jumped the fence to she jumped the fence to the tiger enclosure to get her hat a fell off her head how that worked out for so apparently there's two fences there's the big fence and then in case you jump the big fence there's another fence so she jumped the big fence to get her hat and the tiger just runs straight at the little fence and

is just staring at her. Oh you find it right away. Holy shit. And this one jumps back up but they can't get to her because the little fence is there. Tiger you get over that little fence. So she gets out and enough in a minute or so. You see like one of the other guys there. I've never seen a Canadian do this, just starts yelling at her. Calling her a moron for jumping over the fence. It's like, you just dropped your hat by a tiger? Leave it. Yeah, that's gone.

You don't need that hat. That's a former hat. Right. I mean, I like this tooke, but. It's a good tooke. I would not jump over a fence, but it's... I think when we first started the podcast, it was a story about a guy who's hat blew off

on a roller coaster. So he jumped over a fence to go back under the roller coaster to get it. And the roller coaster came by and knocked his head off. Which is like, what? Problem solved, right? I mean, he doesn't need a hat anymore. So I just can't believe in someone who

would put their life in danger for a hat. So the second time we heard of it. So one of the people on that roller coaster like did a head fly into their lapels. It was Fabio. The head would have just been turned into dust. I don't know about that. Hit by a roller coaster.

Been paced. I think it was like a hanging roller coaster. Somebody came by and kicked his head. He was a little person. He kicked his head. You're seeing that footage of the kid by the train tracks taking a selfie. The train's going by and the engineer comes out of the cab and kicks him in the face. You see the engineers got his leg out

to like intentionally hit the guy's head and push him out of the way because he's so close to the train. Oh, it's like a safety kick. Yeah, it's a safety kick. Dude, there's stuff that sticks off. I think they say the clearance on a train track is something like eight feet on either side.

That's what they give clearance for. And that's the guy. He doesn't slow him out here. Oh, is it kicked in the head? Oh, fuck. You might have heard this play. No, you just didn't slow him out or replay. I don't think it was on that one.

Oh, it wasn't. It's great though, because it's one of those shots where the foot's here. It's stationally bad. It's like the fluidity of the human face is amazing. Like dad's the first ever. So I'm like, guys, video. When I'm sure you've seen the good, the badity of the human face is amazing. That's like your first ever. Some of the guys video. Yeah.

When I'm sure you've seen the good, the bad, and the ugly. There's that scene in it where two code jumps off the train. You know, he's got the guy, like handcuffed to him. Yeah, okay. They jump off the train. They say that in that scene when they filmed it, that the actor almost got his head taken off by a step that came off of the train. Yeah. I guess it wasn't there in rehearsal, and that just when they went it that the actor almost got his head taken off by a step that came off of the train.

I guess it wasn't there in rehearsal and that just when they went to shoot it, there was like a little step that comes off. And if you watch the footage, it barely misses his head as he lifts it up and just goes right by. The only way this makes me like cringe was when a buster Keaton did the one where he's on the front of the train and there's a railroad tie Laying across the track so he grabs another railroad tie That's on the train and throws it hits the end of it and knocks it up and off the tracks before the train because by

But when he does it that railroad tie, which is like a piece of wood like that big around it comes by and clips his face and breaks his jaw Oh, he broke his jaw in the shot. I don't realize he broke his jaw. I believe so. I look it up. I've seen that clip. Some of the stuff that he did was absolutely ridiculous. That was the frame of the, when the house frame falls on him and he just has to be standing in the right place

with the open window so that it doesn't crush him. Johnny Knoxville messed that up in Jack S2. Oh really? It got crushed by the facial. Yeah, there's a story about the, uh, the stunt man on Octopussy, the James Bond movie, where he was Bond's double and he was hanging off the side of a train and they rehearsed it a lot.

But then for the actual take, the train went slightly further than it ever had. And there was this like concrete pillar or something that was just like by the train. And he's hanging onto the side of the train, and it hits him. It like shatters both of his legs and his pelvis. But because he's hanging off the side of a high speed train, he just has to like keep holding on.

And all of his lower half is just like, knackered. They show the footage of it. It's very far away. It's like from a helicopter or something. But you just see it go like, and he's just swinging. Like, I hate the word shattered when it has to do with a huge body. And he was like hospitalized for a long time. But it's cool standing the movie.

I didn't show that bit in the movie, but trains are crazy because it's like they have so much mass. Like there's so much power behind it, even at a low speed. What's crazy is I guess it's earphones now. Everyone's walking around with an iPhone or a music player in their pocket. You just see all these things like people

like walking across where a train is, like with no idea that the train is nearby. It's like, I've been near trains, they rumble, you know? It's like, so how loud does your music have to be that you don't hear that? Right. Someone got hit by a train by the old beauty office,

like two months ago. What? Are you serious? Yeah, that, you know, just south of the office, there was that railroad crossing on Main Street, not the one on the north side, but the one on the south side. I think it was two high school students were walking

along the train track at night, and they didn't hear it, probably, you know, I don't know what the exact circumstances were, but one of them got hit and killed by a... Yeah, but it's so often, and I'm blown away. Like, if you're walking on a train track, you should be able to feel the fact that there's a train holding us towards you. Yeah. May have been a different stunt in which Buster Keaton broke his jaw. When you look at Buster Keaton, Buster Keaton, broken jaw, you get a lot of hits. Basically come back. There was one where he, there's one where he uh, broke his neck. Oh, there was a pun that you would have liked when we were headed to the amazing race. One of the promo images they put out was me with a camel and somebody

wrote to me, is that a rented camel or do buy it? Oh, I thought Barbara would love that. That's good. She's she's been super happy that fucking bike race. That you all had to try that was awesome. That was awesome. That was awesome. Something that didn't quite make the cut. I could tell actually was not in the right gear. You could tell why I could ask pedaling. the amount of power yeah, she wasn't going fast So right before we I had this thing where we showed up We had to race these camels and all it said in the clue was go race two racing camels And so when I thought about that I thought a Race to me in my head is just by default a hundred meters like that's how far races

And I thought okay, maybe we get ahead start and get it to full speed And I knew the camels were gonna be fast then we get out to this track It is a two kilometer race like we are sprinting on Road bikes for two kilometers and the camels are so frigging fast They run like more on so like I'll dirt yeah running like this, but they run so fast and there's a Air dudes on the other side of the track, in a pickup going along with them screaming at the top of their lungs, so the camels are not gonna slow down. But we were the first people to track,

Zach and Rachel made a wrong turn. Or they missed the turn. They missed the turn. They missed the turn. And those eggs just out in the middle of nowhere and you buy a really far apart. So I knew they were gonna have to go a long way to catch up to us.

And so Tyler and Cory and me and Ashley showed up, and I was like, Ashley is like, hey, let's hang back. There's two camels already ready to go. I said, and Corey and me and Ashley showed up and I was like, actually, I was like, Hey, let's hang back. There's two camels already ready to go. I said, let's hang back. Let's hang back. Let them brace the camels first because I wanted to ace scope it out. But I really thought, okay, they're showing off when you, that's when they do most of the coverage of showing you what the event is. I'm like, those are going to be the fastest camels of the day or the two that they've set out there. They want to show us how fast these camels are.

So it's like let them go. But then they were like, no, no, you guys all race together. And I was like, oh fuck. So then we get on the bikes and they were road bikes that had those curved handlebars that go down. But what I would normally call 10 speed handlebars. And instead of the gear shifts being on top like this,

they were down like where the brakes are, they were on the inside of that Where you push them left and right like shifters on a like a high-end paddle cars. Yeah, like paddle shifters And so I showed them to Ashley I showed her the paddle shifters and Corey's sitting there watching us do it and I don't know what happened There was this thing like where there was like a spare 10 seconds and actually I guess turned to Corey goes where the shifters again He goes these bikes don't have them and that was it and so then where are the shifters again? He goes these bikes don't have them And that was it and so then he had the shifters and she did not and she peddled like

1500 meters in first year. Oh my god peddling at like full speed I could tell I was like is she not does she not know she could shift gears or anything because her feet were going like crazy And she was moving like good work out the other thing We knew that there was a head start for this if you didn't defeat the Campbell's the first time. Uh yeah, you can see the shifters they are down below. Like those are the shifters pointing down. So they were in a weird place for shifters.

That's cool. Yeah, super cool Bernie. Thanks man with my little gnome. Yeah. There's a lot of people who were watching the amazing race for the first time Gus. They thought they gave us the gnome as a left for dead joke. Or a half-life joke. Yeah, I saw people talking about that.

Because we were carrying the gnome all the way through Dubai. Yeah, that's, you do that, they've done the Amazing Race for years and years. There's one leg, that's why everyone who was in the race was so excited to see the gnome, because it's like part of the tradition of the race. And we were like playing with our gnome and have a fun.

So that was in Half Life. I know I just think it's a coincidence. I think here's why I think it's the mascot for travel. I see why it was also in Half Life. One of the first things that everyone viral and really viral before the internet was around was a guy who stole his neighbor's garden gnome right and he went around the world with it and kept sending the guy Polaroid of his gnome on vacation And it's a patch do you remember that?

Yeah, no, no, I don't think that was travelosity that was something else It was just like a prank a guy did and it somehow it got reported in newspapers and like or maybe it was early internet But it went super viral. I remember that and so I think that's how the garden home became synonymous with like going on an adventure. Because like, it was this like retiree. I think it was the UK. It was in the UK. It was the, it took the known for seven months. The more you know the world.

And it would send the guy post cards or you know, photos with stuff. What do you mean? You're getting a lot of things. So yeah, the camel race, the hard part about it was, how dry it was out there. Oh, we got it. Because it like just sucked all the moisture out of your lungs.

I figured when Ashley was caulking like that, she must have just have dust in her lungs. There is a behind the scenes video that's on the Amazing Race YouTube channel, which is five minutes of Ashley just hacking. It turned the back seat as we drive to the other detour. And she's just like, she literally, I couldn't see her because I was driving,

but I hear this from the back seat. I'm like, baby, okay? Yeah, fine. Oh, no, no, no. What's that gonna look like in national television? I'm like, you sure you're okay? She gets, I'm fine. I'm sick.

For like five minutes, she was like, like straight up dry heaving. I remember she posted a screenshot of herself and it looked like she was crying. Oh yeah, she was the whole mess. Yeah, she was just like trying to catch her breath and not throw up basically She was just and even the guys that beat the camels They had to lay on the ground for like 10 minutes afterwards to recover. Broding Kurt look fucking destroyed

I beat them all the first time or do they do the second they beat them on the first They're the only people that beat him in the two kilometers sprint down I wasn't there for the second heat, but it was a significant head started. It might have been, might have been, uh, 500 meters. So it was a three-quarters of the distance. Yeah. And I beat the first camel, and I was only like, probably 30 meters off from the second camel. But I was like, why am I racing so hard? Actually, it's behind me. And I had actually given her the advice before we started, hey, if we're not going to beat the camels, just kind of like lay back, don't, don't go too hard,

and then we'll be have fresh legs for the head start leg, and she just couldn't give anything less than 100%. And also I was way ahead, I just like, I got ahead of her and I didn't look back and see, because I was like just looking at the camel, because I was trying to pace him and see how hard it was gonna be, and it was like, I was like, probably five or six hundred meters in front of her,

and I was like, shit, I should've just, if I did just like laid back with her I could have probably convinced her to slow the fuck down. Yeah, Sherry colded that when the camels beat them They slowed way down. They were like you know We lost and then they were it it's it appeared to be much easier to beat them in the second beat Seems like the the strategy to do yeah, I had and I had the same thought you did about the first ones being faster Because it seemed like those were the fucking fastest ones They were like fast.

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Yep. You see that animated GIF that somebody put up? Yeah. Nice and her free I like my hair is nice hair. He's here. Yeah She had Animated shift that somebody put up. Yeah, you can't don't don't just look at it. It sticks out like a sore Thumb we're not gonna let it go. I said gift for years until I was convinced you know I'm be unconvinced this is the one asshole thing You know when a guy gets a girlfriend and he's like he just becomes a fucking dickhead And he's like go like a vegan whatever they do and all that stuff You never had a guy friend who did that no or you never had a girlfriend who likes you got a new boyfriend And her whole her whole life became the boyfriend

Well, yeah, but they're stupid when they do that. No, I say that's it You're right. This is my one thing with Ashley is that she convinced me to say gif Well, I think it's time to break up Ha ha ha ha we're done. Look who wrongs don't make a right. What does that mean? You're both wrong, she's wrong. No, she's wrong. So the fact that you're both wrong together. The thing that convinced me, the thing that...

I don't say it. OK, we won't even know. Don't say it. You're going to say that the fucking guy who started it. Hold on, go ahead. The guy who's the fuck up. Now, so it was the word scuba. You don't say scuba.

You say scuba. Well, you also say Cuba, what's the point? Well, it's underwater is what the use stands for. You don't say underwater. But isn't it underwater? Underwater. Underwater. Isn't it graphical though?

Graphic, yeah. So, it's a gift. Parva, that's what I'm saying. So scuba is underwater. You don't say scuba, you say scuba, but that's not a rule, necessarily. But that's the way the people who made it pronounce it. What about lazy? They pronounce it scuba.

Like I'm sure when some people first looked at the word and said that scuba, say no, it's scuba. You don't say, you know, scuba would be two bees. What other word that's GI is pronounced? Scuba would be two o's scuba. No, no, because Cuba doesn't have this is a cover it let's have the exact same argument for the word scuba that you do with gif and gif

like I would say scuba there's a word scooter that's how you pronounce school is SCOO but what are the word is GI that's pronounced G what? what I say is it well that's the argument what I'm saying Barbara is that people say GIF, yeah, people say Jeff is part of gift and you say gift You know say I'm gonna give you a birthday gift But my argument is like there's a word scooter. That's how scooters pronounce school when you pronounce what school got to do that

Get the word scuba You fucking put it all right. I'm done good call guys not getting involved with this shit So we're we're like I'm like arguing two sides of the argument with these two fucking idiots I'm gonna get you over here. Come from though They tell the guy pernote is it that's how the guy that made it the guy that invented it named it He made what was it? Well country he made the animated Jeff I don't know he's an idiot I agree with you. I think I pronounce it as gift forever And I was like every time people brought up that guy. I'm like who gives a fuck about that guy

He doesn't know what he's talking about see you're so right. I'm gonna pronounce it guy from now on guy guys I'm gonna I'm gonna pick one of the runners up right now for our earlier trivia question Pizza so this person will get the $25 pizza of gift card or the piece of gift card It's gonna go to James Mason at protest at prodigy underscore James James congratulations You win a $25 gift card. How far in the past is something have to happen to be a cool back that Buffalo me ahead was really good Instant it could be instant NBA callback fat play. It's here. It's time. Everything in the past is in the past. I did something this weekend, I regret. Sir Lane.

Wait, guess what Gavin do. Let's ask you two qualifying questions you can ask. Gavin. Okay. Were you with Meg? That's my first one. Nope. Indoor or outdoor?

Indoor. Hey, was it Christ alive? Was it Jesus? Time for Christmas. Indoor or outdoor indoor. Hey, uh, was it Christ alive? Time for pizza was it at your house. Yeah Inside at your house not was Meg or you masturbating No, okay, you would tell us were you barefoot? No, I was wearing socks I have you your cat. I have an idea. I have an socks. Does it have to be your cat?

I have an idea. I have an idea. Go ahead. You'll never get it. Why are we doing this? You were painting. What? No, I was painting.

You had a weird look on your face though. It had to be the rain. We were playing video games. It was raining a weekend. So what? No, you never get it. So basically... What we had fun.

You had a lot of fun. Basically, I don't use emoji get it. So basically- Well, we had fun. Yeah, you had a lot of fun. Basically, I don't use emoji very much. So when I, what? It was already great. And when I do, I feel like a bit of an idiot. Because sometimes people reply to me with an emoji, and I'm like, man, how did you know about that emoji? And I'm always like, just scrolling through.

I don't know where anything is. I have, yeah. And I just picked like the first one. It's probably not the best one to pick. So I sat down and I tried to learn emoji. What? You went through the whole like emoji. I just scrolled through his page.

I was trying to memorize like what there is in there and like where it is. Trying to learn emoji? Yeah. I was trying to be like good with emoji. Do you think Rosetta Stone's gonna have like an emoji course you can take? See, as you, Barbara earlier when I was talking about a guy

starts to get dating a girl and turns into an asshole. This is exactly like a... You're not sending me emojis. He was always that. You're not sending them to Dan. Who are you sending emojis to? Just Meg. Mainly, yeah.

Yeah. The first emoji I've used into the Ashley in text. You only need to know four emojis if you have a girlfriend. Pylopoo. The heart emoji. The tongue. The kissy face emoji.

And then this emoji and this emoji. No, there's a tongue emoji. And then the water droplet. Can that be the thumbnail? Just pull them apart. That's the thumbnail right there. Time for pizza. The uh, also, before we get too far away from this Bernie, uh, uh, uh, on a

Harlem texted me. Yeah. She said, the you in scuba is also a vowel. They follow different grammatical rules. Also, I love Ashley. Get shits on. No, she's wrong. You got hollummed. Get shits. No, you got hollummed. Hoolummed. There's no, there's no, there's no there's no there's no there's no Incense of a you bringing pronounces it. Oh, what if it's after a cue glue A cool a cool quote Can't even do it you can't even make you can't even do it anyway. It's garbage. It's gif. I listen Giff is proper. I had a listen This goes back the other thing we were talking about which is the

Changing of the spelling of the word woe over time. And people will constantly, when there's an article about how woe has changed spelling, they'll send it to me. And a guy wrote to me on Twitter there today and said, hey, I was listening to the podcast and I never knew there was a different way to spell woe and he spelled a w o a h. And I went right and back and go, there's not a different way. That's the right way. It's just like, it's not, it's not there's two ways and like some people do it one way And some people do it the other there is literally one correct way to spell the word what what do you think you said when he had that revelation? I think it's fascinating and that that one doesn't bug me. I'm actually fascinated by the fact that we're watching language change

That has happened all throughout language. No, no, but this is what this is an instance where it happens so fast uh... and a lot of people who don't even know that there was a proper way to spell well three or four years ago it's crazy to me they are they changed the name of a country this week and partly changed the check republic to oh is it like check the stonia okay we didn't know how to pronounce it i read it and we had a we had a discussion

in dinner last night How to how to how to pronounce this word what how you pronounce it? The way it was written a little Tertia a little like Chechi. I say Chechi a two, but that sounds like Chechi. Yeah, it does sound like Chechi You think it's United States. So many said Chechi Chetia Chetia somebody said that now Chetia, but Chetia Chetia, somebody said that Not Chetia, but Chetia Chetia, Chetia

And then somebody else Chetia, Chetia Does anyone know how to pronounce it? I'm gonna say Chetia I think Chetia too Chetia also Chetia Chetia

Chetia Whoa Why did theyetcha. Chetcha. Whoa. Why did they change their name? I don't know. Check a public was fine by me. Maybe they're not a republic. The Republic of Chetcha. Did you see the Republic of Chetcha?

No. Because that would be a big pain in the ass. That's just like switching shit around for no reason. No reason. So when do they, is that official now? Like, does Google Maps say Chechiya? Do you, I mean, is that when it's official? I mean, that's the most up-to-date Atlas, isn't it?

But Google Maps is not always entirely accurate. Did you know that depending on the country you're in, Google Maps will draw country borders differently if it's in a disputed area? No, that's cool. Yeah, so like if you're, they're always knuckle in under to people from that kind of stuff.

When Russia was invading the Crimea peninsula, if you were always knuckle and under to people from that kind of stuff when Russia was invading the Crimea peninsula if you were in Russia and looked it up It was show Crimea peninsula was part of Russia, but if you're in the Ukraine it showed us part of the Ukraine So one like that is always the place that you guys just went to Taiwan Depending on who you ask Taiwan as part of China. I remember in the early days of Xbox live There was a problem that a very small group of users had. There's, I believe there's a disputed island that's disputed between South Korea and Japan. And the people who were living there were trying to enter their address as being Japanese, but Xbox Live only recognized that island is being South Korean. So they could not sign up for service

on Xbox Live. So yeah, but the Google Maps is the way if you're in Japan it shows it's part of Japan if you're in South Korea It shows part South Korea Tibet's like that too, right? Like yes, like only half the world recognizes Tibet as an independent nation. Is the US one of them? I do not believe the US recognizes really to bet no Sean Pandas So I think in order to maintain relationship with China, but we still maintain a different set of relationships. It's all complicated. It's all right.

So we have one of my favorite videos that I ever saw on YouTube. I'm a favorite saw where the guy goes into detail, explaining what enclaves and exclaims are, and countries within countries and countries that exist, like the way that borders work, and how typically a border is a very straightforward idea. But then you encounter situations like countries within countries or even countries within that that make the whole thing very complicated

and trying to figure out who owns what. What's an example of that? Vatican City is a common example. I believe a Sotho as well. There's parts of Belgium and the Netherlands where the borders just constantly crisscross each other. Oh really? And there's pictures you can, if you look it up online, you'll see like pictures of a cafe with a dot like tile that goes down the sidewalk.

And on one side, it's just like Belgium. One side. What's my favorite part of that is that one of your favorite videos on YouTube is one of the most boring fucking videos on YouTube. This one guy had a house that was right on the border. I believe it was Belgium and Netherlands. And he told me this. Yeah, he identified as one country's citizen, This one guy had a house that was right on the border. I believe it was Belgium and Netherlands and He told me this. Yeah, he identified as one country's citizen But the other country was taxing him because his front door of his house was on that side of the country good So he yeah, he fucked that guy And this is a double maker so he had to do something else. Yeah, there it is. He had to wall up the door and move it

In order to recognize that guy is like such a star for attention. Fuck that guy. Wait, you can see the flags on each side showing different addresses and different parts. That is a clause. That's a really good thing. Look at that. Look at how much effort that guy is.

That's like his thing. That's not the guy. That's the public street. That's a foul. Bullshit, he's so excited by it. If I was fucking Belgian, my declared war just kicking that guy's door, I'm going to win it.

That is not a bit declared piece of fuck that guy I think it's Russia, where there's a bit of Russia that like sticks way down into another country. And instead of making people in the other country drive around this piece of Russia, there's one road that you can take that just goes straight through Russia, but you're not allowed to stop. Really? Yeah, and there's like a guard tower. And as long as you... It's like a super expressway.

Yeah, as long as you get on the road and just floor it and go all the way through, you don't have to show a passport or anything, but technically you were on the land of Russia for that little drive. I don't remember the countries involved. Gavin and I are planning a bit of an excursion and we found out something really bizarre

is that you can't go to India if you've been to China within the last three months is that right? Something like that? Some of that. I mean, there are some countries where you're neighboring countries. It's like I don't know. I'm not the same with Israel and like Turkey and. Sure. Or a Muslim country. There are some countries where if you have a stamp from a different country in your possible, they just won't let you in what does it what I wonder what is real looks like on Maps made in the Arab world

What does that looks like it's already pretty small. Yeah, it's just like is it just like all of it Palestine? That's it. I don't know I'd be interesting I'd like to see that I like to see this map sir maps are political. I can't believe you said my one of my videos is boring It sounds awful one of my videos is boring. It sounds awful. That's not already a bad idea. That's like a cool moment on the land that's like that place is messed up.

There's some funny rules involving that place. Listen, I can make fun of you for being boring because I told Gavin this before the podcast, but I had a two hour dream last night. I felt like one of those super long dreams, felt like it was two hours long. The entirety of the dream Gus was me trying to set up a dash cam in my car.

Oh God, that sounds so boring. That was it. And I woke up and then I I was like I was mad at myself for the stream Like why am I wasting my dreaming time? Setting up a fucking dash and not doing it well and getting mad at it and like trying to figure it out and troubleshooting I hate when you have dreams on the start I'm the first time you had to troubleshoot it. Yeah, it's a two hours barb it was forever and I woke up mad Thinking about this stupid dash camera like what the fuck am I wasting my time with? Other people have dreams about like you're whores and I'm

So like what kind of Trump what kind of issues were you coming up against? Like USB stuff. There was something about current like there was you know how your brain just makes shit up But it makes it to your brain well like I was certainly on the wheat like how my brain made up this dumb piece of the lens that I broke And I couldn't fit it back in right but my brain invented the problem. It's like so annoying and weird It's like get out of it just a button in a naked woman What are you gonna do right here? Why did a naked woman fall out of the lens? That's just telling your brain puts in problems. I don't know I just I have to live a more deviant lifestyle

That's all it is if I'm dreaming about setting up a fucking dashcam, what the fuck? And what you like, was the, do you want to do this in real life? And it wasn't even my car. It was like my car from college, you know? An old rundown outie with no air conditioning. I would never have excited. What'd it be cool if it worked though? It sucked. My dreams are never exciting.

It sucks. Yeah, they're always about real life. Like recently, my car got ran into while it was parked. So like my bumpers all fucked up. I had a dream that I was driving with my fucked up bumper and someone hit me on the other side of the bumper. And then I was to my insurance. I was like, I got hit and they're like,

well, how do you, how do you have a hit on one side of your bumper and the other if you got hit by this side? And I was like, well, I was gonna tell you guys about this side. And then this side happened after that. And it's like, this is what I'm dreaming about. Just trust, and your brain sets up a dream, like an argument in your dream that you lose. It's like, why is my brain like,

I have to let you at least win the shitty argument. Like, defend myself to an insurance company and my fucking dream. Have you ever had a- You were an insurance company. Yeah, you were. You were an insurance company. Why didn't you show yourself over? You spent a mental shirt's company. Yeah, you were in your shirt's company. You were all playing.

You just knew yourself over. You spent a mental energy doing that. Have you ever kept the same companion throughout the whole dream? Like people I'm with, and if you switch out, they just become different people. And I'm like, do you ever switch like two other people in your dream?

Like it's from your first person perspective, but then it's not. Do I have that? It's weird. So you're looking at you sometimes? Yeah or it's like... It's like a bank yourself? It's a bank myself.

No, I took the tech support from my call myself setting up a dashcam. That was the most exciting thing. Have you tried checking the current? You never had that word in time. No, I've had dreams that are like movies where like the framing changes. But I'm not... I feel like I'm just watching a movie in a dream, it's not like I'm in control of anything.

It is hard to explain too, because when you literally try to remember your dream, like the moment you wake up, there's a shit load of it that just doesn't make sense, but your brain is like, oh, this is fine, it's good enough. Got enough information here. So like stuff in your brain in your dream,

you try to explain later, it's like, doesn't make any sense, but your brain just made it made sense by accepting it. It's really bizarre. You find that if you try and remember a dream, the, like, you've just woken up, you're trying to remember the dream, the process of you trying to remember stuff, like, overrides the truth of the dream, and then you lose it forever. What are most of your nightmares about? I don't have a lot of nightmares.

Used to be, honestly, I was so scared to garner the dead one as a kid, but like growing up, most of my dreams were about the zombie apocalypse. It was weird because then now it's like a big thing now. I'm playing this horrible game dying light Have you played that I never played it now? So the weird thing about that game and I think it changes as you get higher up in levels Is that when you're running through the city which is filled with zombies and you got a kill a zombie Gavin come back Me up he's played this game in most zombie games Gus you run up and you smack it with a bat or you shoot it in the head and that's it. You move on. Correct. Dude, that's not. You go to kill a zombie in this. It takes you about a minute and a half. Like you just

like a knockdown strikeout fight. You beat the ground and you're like literally hitting it on the ground in the head like five or six times. And you know, if you're stamina to recharge and you're like wailing on it. And then finally it dies. That stamina is this bull crap. That's it's all adrenaline at that point. If you're cave in and someone's head, you wouldn't need stamina. Totally agree. Do you see the girl who had her wisdom teeth taken out

and she was put under the anesthetic? And when she came to, her brothers had created this elaborate plan where she was like in these Omniapocalypse. Yep, it was such a good idea. And they even had like a radio announcement come out and like their mom was in on it. About my part is when she's in the car And they're like we got to get the gardening tools and she's like why are you getting gardening tools? We have guns get the guns

What's when they were like do you want to take the dog of the cat? We could only take one and she goes are you stupid? The cat and then the next time it's her in the front seat with the cat And it people are commenting that like she under the influence of heavy narcotics, she was still making better decisions than most people in a zombie apocalypse movie make. Like she was immediately on point. Like, I feel like decision making guns, get the cat. Let's go.

I guess there's not as much hesitation and decision making. You just like switch to gut reactions. She was on Ellen and they asked her why she made a decision. They asked her if she wanted to take chocolate cake or fun fettie cake and she said fun fettie like instantly and Ellen was like, why did she choose fun fettie over chocolate? She's like, well, you know, it's colorful. So I thought like it'd be sad during the zombie apocalypse to have like chocolate cake and also you don't have ice cream so you don't want to eat chocolate cake without ice cream. And it's like, how is that all going through her head?

Like, in and in. She's got that on lock. She's prepared. Can you imagine you're in the zombie apocalypse? Somebody is actually grabbing fun feddy. Take with them. Do you need it? You're like, drop it.

Drop the cat. Drop the fun feddy. Just get the fucking guns and let's go. Well, that's what she was like. When the guy was getting guarding to us, she was like, are you fucking stupid? They had like one of those trash picker-up or things. Yeah, so what do we do with this thing?

We'll pick one of the other runners up here for the feed. So the winner, one of the winners of the $25 gift card is Crystal Montgomery at Roswell Gal 91. Yeah. Twitter, you correctly guessed the answer. So we're sending you a $25 gift card. Roswell reminds me of something, but what are you leading up to here?

So you've done two runners and the next one will be the grand prize Which is the $25 gift card and all of the swag that you see Barbara missing with and that was on the mannequin What about the people are getting the knock on the door and getting pizza? Oh, then they're getting pizza I want to see some photos of that It's like no house pops So I have a question because Roswell, I was playing Alien Isolation recently and there was something that came to mind. Is that game good?

No, I wouldn't play it. I'll tell you what, it is, it is, we were talking about alien sequels on something. Was it on the post show? We were talking about this sequels to Alien and I was, it was last week's post show with you. Yeah, I think it was. And we have a post show that we do,

and actually like 20 minutes of the podcast that's only on the website. That's sponsors, right? Let's see that. That was two weeks ago-traumatic? Yeah, I think it was. And we have a post show that we do, it's actually like 20 minutes of the podcast, that's only on the website. That's sponsors, right? Let's see that. That was two weeks ago, wasn't it? I had with me whenever. It was recently we were talking about it. But, and I was gonna bring this up then,

but I forgot to. Alien isolation is actually one of the best sequels to the original alien. Like I would say it's in the same vein as alien, and just a little bit under aliens aliens but still better than three and still better than four. Alien isolation is a great sequel to the original alien. I love the stealth game which drives me crazy after a while. I love the aesthetic and the feel in that game. I feel like they really nailed it. The nail that my sphere correct. They absolutely so on point.

So here's what I'm wondering about yeah, look at that It's like I love to have like went back to that like old school like 70s sci-fi even like yeah the way you save those phones with Yeah, I mean everything there was a time all the technology is like displays from 70s and stuff that's actually really cool That was a time and it's really where it's when when characters was sat in front of a monitor They would project what was on the screen onto their face. Yeah, but it's like, they surely knew that that's not what happened. Like, what would they do that? Well, it's the same thing as when they shoot outside.

Just like it look cool. Yeah, it's a little cool. It's distracting itself. What is the first thing they do when they shoot outdoors at night in a city? What's the first thing they do? Put a lie on it. They wet all the streets down.

They always do that. So those streets are cool. They just look cooler because the lights are a tree light or a tri are reflect and everything like that. But that's how streets look normally. That's crazy in the rain there. It is rain, but it's not raining every fucking scene, you know. The streets aren't constantly wet at night. I can turn on my TV, especially one from the 70s. I can turn it up high enough to where you can see something on my face, probably. It would just be light. It would just be one bit color. Maybe you don't know. I don't really cool. I do that. I've had a projection TV But I was wondering about this about alien

So when they find the alien Do the people in the aliens Universe in that fictional universe Is that the first alien they've seen or is it they had they running to aliens before and this is just a bad one I think it seems like it's the first one the first ever life Or they've ever found right, but then they find two at once because they find the space jockey and there's not like a moment I don't recall from alien of like this is a fucking alien. Oh, it's true. Yeah, it's a good point Like that would be monumental in human history and there's just like what is there's not that it's like oh

Here's a bunch of eggs how neat. Hey, that's a on. Let's put it on. Let's put it on. Let's put it on. Let's put it on. Let's put it on. Let's put it on. Let's put it on. Let's put it on. Let's put it on.

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not sure where to get started. I'm like, well, if you put your work online, people can see it and all this stuff. I'm like, and he's like, well, I have a website and put some stuff up. And then it turned out, this guy had designed like every major piece of sci-fi art that I had grown up watching.

Like he just tried the no-stromo. He designed the DeLorean from back to the future. He designed the cars and blade runner. He was part of that. I mean, I can't even give this guy's whole thing. And I think I've talked about this guy on the podcast before and people immediately come back with his name. And I don't know his name.

I can't remember his name now, but he was an older and this is like eight years ago. But it was like, first. I was like talking to him like I just like some dude I was like tell him how to get involved with the with the web what So I don't like it's Sid me. I don't think that's his name Could be wrong. It is a simple name like that though like two syllables and that's it Maybe that I look him up. Me A.D. Tim limp Tim no, that's not him Maybe that I'll look him up. M-E-A-D, Tim Limp. Tim Limp? Tim?

No, that's not him. I only said I don't think that's him. Bill Chae. Well, that's an ape or something like that. That's an oppressor. Aiden Lincoln. Yeah, I know. I know we've talked about him on the podcast before.

I think our pronounces name is GIF, though. Hold on a second. Have you seen that dumb list of all the coincidences between Lincoln and Kennedy. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like is that just is that actual coincidences or are the people just looking for patterns there? They're probably looking for this is the one that ends in the fucking stupid joke. No, what was the joke? That is whatever. I'm not even gonna get it's like such an old old dumb joke. I'm not even gonna get, it's like such an old dumb joke. I'm not even gonna get into it.

There are a lot of coincidences, is that? If you look for coincidences, you can find patterns, and you can find those coincidences. Here, I wanna do another read right here. Run Cobb. Run Cobb. Got it. When I'm on your mind, everyone,

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Broke into a funeral home and then she stole a ring off of a corset. Yeah, it was fucked up What the hell that's fucked up? She going for that ring. Oh, she was just Robin. No, she probably just Robin She walked in she saw an unattended corpse in a casket and then pulled her ring off of the dead person's finger. Is that something people do? They pray for a rob. What a waste as you can do. Yeah, that's what she did.

For jewelry and things like that. And the fucked up thing was, it was apparently a plastic ring that's only worth $10. Oh my gosh. Well yeah, I don't. Yeah. If I had a real ring, I wouldn't want to be buried in it. I'd be like, fucking sell that.

Get money for it. That's absolutely Need care. Exactly. Okay, so you're saying like I'm saying like good I'm glad it wasn't a real ring and the people who want to be buried with their real rings. It's like why? This is their ring What's up? Did I yeah, but I don't care what I want someone else to take it? Fuck him. Did you Did you read about the Apple iPhones that Apple from broken iPhones extracted? I want to say it was two thousand pounds of gold from broken iPhones last year. What does that mean?

That's an enormous amount of money when they do recycling like whenever they take in broken iPhones and recycle the Individual components. They took in over a ton of gold. It was a value of I think over $68 million. So it's just gold in iPhone. There's a little bit of gold. Circuitry, yeah. What is a component that uses gold? Do you mean, Andy? It's connectors, I think.

Because it is. Because gold doesn't corrode. So it's not, right? And I think somewhat, I forget what it was, but there's a subreddit called, they did the math, where you can go and they'll break it down and someone extrapolated how much Dollars of gold per iPhone that was and it was like eight bucks or so. How many iPhones is it? Right, they that was in there. It was part of the release. It's the normal amount of iPhones

It took it was six eight million bucks with the gold It would have been like hundreds of millions worth of iPhones. I'm going to they did the math right now Did you read the price of lithium recently doubled? Did doubled that's that's bad for a Tesla bad for a lot of people bad for a lot of people Okay, we have definitely one of them. We have the pizza hut watch party apparently yet we do yeah, you have a photo I think they do The dollars group we should have found a way to skype in life to them. So the DFW Rishriki Group got pizza. Look at that, you lucky guys.

And girls. You're welcome. People, I was gonna say something else. We're gonna be friendly. I have a question about your laptop. Yeah, do you pre-buy those stickers? What does, no, what, what does that mean? Well, you know the countries you've been to,

do you have those flags? I can't what he's saying. Like, you know where you've been to on amazing races. Right. Or you go out like week by week and buying those. I just, as you can tell, many of them are from a set. But I purchased these different ones. It actually started with my trip to Ireland.

That was not. You answered that question so suspiciously and weird. Well, I mean, you were supposed to be by them, did I- It makes you sound like I bought them before I went to the countries and I didn't know where I was going. No. Why would I mean that? That's what I'm saying. What does pre-by them mean?

Of course, do I buy them before I stick them on my laptop? Yes, I buy them. No, I just think more I put them on my goddamn laptop. No. Pre-what? Pre-what? Pre-what? Is he to that or you're just buying one every week?

I bought a bunch of flags I didn't sit down and go well, I don't want it to spoil the results of the amazing race to Amazon So I only bought a few I bought a bunch of flags. I even bought flags for places that I didn't go Oh sneaky, just I'm planning to go there So they're places they they recovered Pre-by we always say something dumb and then act like I'm an idiot cuz I didn't understand you thought I meant before the race You just said pre-by what free doesn't mean when the dinosaur when you were born Why just pre-pre-pre-me you gotta be smart about what pre-means why can't you just say did you book you buy the flags every week or

You buy them all at once why didn't you ask that question? What's this pre-bying what does that mean all at once? Why didn't you ask that question? What's this pre-bind? What does that mean? No, I didn't pre-bind them. Did you put in your pre-order for flags? You get the bonus DLC for enclaves and exclaims. I did buy one pack that has every flag in the world in it.

Oh, there you go. So they recover .034 grams of gold per iPhone, which is a bucket 82 per phone, which works out to 21.4 million iPhones. In a year, that's a story by itself. That's a lot. They re-played 20 million iPhones. Were people upgrading or like turning in old ones? Like smashing the lens or whatever the glass. Which by the way, the new iPhones

was gonna be glass on two fronts now? Nah, 2017. Wasn't the five like that? Wasn't the five, you were making a big deal about it. But the five was glass in the front. The front of the pen. The four was. Four, yeah. Four, yeah. Wasn't the five like that? I'd be making a big deal about it. The five was glass in the front. The four was. Four, yeah. Wasn't the five also. One of them was. Who cares? Right. There was a phone. The four S in the four. The five was like a like a metal on the back. We're really on like the 10th iPhone at this point, right? The ninth

four. I was I was I was remembering what it was like that tap the back of that phone The back of the phone that's our thumbnail for Barbara right there Because you wouldn't you like tap the back you like remember the sound it made and the fire was definitely a metal never never Tap the back of the phone never happened for me ever ever ever ever so you were in that speaking of iPhones The connected doc finally came out. Yeah, it did which I thought I thought it turned out really good. I did too. Yeah. About 45 minutes long. It was a, I, well, the response from it was amazing. Like, Blaine and I got so many tweets of people being like, that had a really like intense impact on me. I, I think that the, when the people saw the trailer, people were kind of ready to be insulted that they thought it was going to be a dog. I know, it was just going to be us making five millennials.

And I get it because the word millennial was in the trailer. Millennials are so insulted by millennial. Yeah, they don't like that label. They don't like that label. They don't like that label. But I don't think we said the word millennial in the entire millennial. No, document or even. No, I think it was just written on screen at one point.

Yeah, that's it, right? Yeah, like as a way to like summarize what the documentary is. That documentary series, we are really enjoying the hell out of that. We're doing some fun ones. I wonder if we could talk about the next one that we're doing. Did you ever watch the Connected? Did you? Yeah, I did something in Connected.

What's the five times before it came out for approvals and stuff. I did something to you guys that I guess didn't really work out. Yeah. So they couldn't use it. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that happened that just didn't make the cut of it. Because I mean, it's only a 45 minute documentary, but we filmed for five days So there's a lot of stuff that didn't make it. I made a playlist of the top 100 songs from the year you were born The top 100 songs Blaine was born and I would call their answering machines from the office phone

And I would put the phone by my computer speakers and play the top 100 songs for them and just fill up the answering machine and not tell them who it was. Oh, wow. Why didn't it work? The audio quality was so bad. She didn't understand what she was hearing. This is what the song again. And I was like, okay, maybe at the end of this, they'll say something. And sure enough, it was just-

You didn't have anything else to do, you're bored. At one shot of you were your lane in bed looking left and right. It's just like- I was hoping to be like, their music source. You're gonna be like the radio. Yeah, but it didn't- It just didn't work out. One message you left me that I'm really disappointed didn't make into documentary was it was the first night and like Blanon I didn't have any form of communication with people. We had a beeper where we could receive

messages on and we had a landline and that was it. And Gus. Yeah, she's burger home. Yeah, she's bare phone. I had that little see-through one. And Gus left me a message that said, hey, Barbara Barbara I just want to let you know that you did a really bad job today and you smell and nobody likes you But you know if you think any of this is wrong or you disagree with me just send me an email or text all right, bye I really wish that made it into the doc. Yeah, it was fun friend to screw with you guys When you also also when they were handing handing out the flyers at campus, they had the Twitter and the Facebook links. These two weren't very proficient with the typewriter, but I was.

So I made a stack of flyers for them to hand out. We got to help us. And every now and then, I would sneak Blaine's phone number into there. It would be like, call me, winky face. He actually used one of those. Did I tell you that? No. We were in a, I think it was a jambajee's right after we had finished up and he still had

the stack of flyers including the phone number and he saw a cute girl there. He's like, fuck it. I'm just going to give this to her. And later he regretted it because he's like, I should have just talked to her and said, be all creepy, handing her my phone number. It was fun to use the typewriter. I came here the last time I used the typewriter. I want to run by you guys in the post. I got an idea for a thing. I can't imagine being forced to use it again for work and trying to get it.

A typewriter? I just felt bad for Chelsea who shared an office with me because that thing was loud. Clackety, clack. Like keyboards allowed these days. We're coming full circle. There's some people who get those keyboard. We get those keyboard.

But it's not just like the clackety clack. Such the keys and sound of the thing moving across the paper. Did you hear the thing that I wanted to design for you, in particular? Yeah, for Twitter, right? Yeah, early on in the dock. I think I talked about a last podcast. The one you were on, but I wanted to,

the only way people get real-time information back in the 80s was those ticker tapes. Like that was before the internet. You could, the best people had like a 15-minute delay on the stock market But like the ticker tip so I want to get a ticker tape thing that would constantly print out her Twitter feed Although they've been great. I just know I just see there like meeting it like this That's really expensive one of you would have said like hey tweet barber something with 140 characters somebody made one There's a there were people were sending me links after we mentioned the podcast last week

And they were sending me links to a guy who made one. What think it was like a grand or it like his wasn't even for sale Wouldn't even do it. It's like I've been heckin doing about how much money you'd save fire and Caleb and getting me one of those machines Just Caleb reads the Twitter feed. Yeah, so he does also think of all the internet savings you would have I'm in a load Twitter constantly several feet Barbara and Andrew made me run the Snapchat last week Yeah, we did well We were doing the steak off and I showed my methodology for preparing it sure enough somebody asked on on reddit They asked hey, where's the video of Bernie making a steak? So I want to see the method and people like well, it's on snapchat. So what's going?

It's like that's so fucking dumb to me. It's like that But I have to say I had a great time doing that people really liked it There is something to be said for its 30 seconds And it's like you don't try to even make it good You just it's like everything's a throw away on snapchat. It's just like record record. All right. That's it That'll be gone in 24 hours. It's fun. It's the interesting thing to me about snapchat is it's like if you record that and if you make About your videos. It's not like you're filling someone's feed with it. They opt into watching it It's like oh, I see that Bernie made these videos in the grocery store.

I do want to watch that. And it's not just like I'll present it to you in a linear fashion. We did a Facebook stream this morning. Yeah. Everyone's into that at the moment. And a lot of you is like 5,000 viewers. It's just so. Oh, Facebook's huge for that. Yeah. It's a little scary how quickly they took that over.

What do you got on there? She's just doing the filters. One of the stupid funny faces. And he laughs. So I'm gonna pick the winner for the feed. Go for it! So congratulations, Corey Madder at Mater 62. You have one. The trivia contest time. So we're gonna send you all of the gif we're gonna send you all of the swag From pizza hut including scarves shirt hats sunglasses. I think there's pillowcases in there And you'll also get the $25 gift cards also bugs the hell out of me So that you said the winner was Corey matter. I Twitter made her I wasn't sure which it was so I said both is it matter as it made me DER it doesn't matter MADER yeah, I would say made her made her made her Corey made her made her

I was gonna say that was a word, but it's not a word. That's a word. It's made her 62 maybe why is your favorite would? Swing I like that there's a word that It's made her 62. Maybe it was your favorite word. Swing, I like that there's a word that ends in ING, but if you take it off, it's just swoo. So I was like, think about it, it's swing. Swing, you get, yeah, what are you doing? I'm swing. No, but you say swinging. Yeah, I know you say swinging.

I just, swing is my favorite word. I wanna point out that I was ready to go with my answer. As soon as you ask that question, it has always been my favorite word. Ever, yeah ever. Yeah, do you have a favorite word? Swing is a silly word. I like any word that ends in NGE. I thought I would think you like clutch What's not what clunge clunge clunge. Yeah, Binge you said earlier binge is good munch I'll read you know blomong Blomong

All right, what about you any favorite words Gus? I don't think I have any favorite words. I do Nifty on clay. Nifty. Why nifty? Because you say it and you can't help it smile. I'm so like I like trellis Trellis is good trellis. It's just like what's that? It's a trellis. Yeah, it is I like any word that you say enough times and it just doesn't sound like a word for it That's every worth though, right? Yeah, just like it like everything that just loses all meaning Yeah, you're just making a shape with your mouth and then I just become very self-conscious about what my mouth is doing when I say a word over and over You know what I see Mike I won yeah, we got this topic

What at what point do you think I? Don't know if it's ever happened yet, but what point in the future will people start to call the alphabet like the letter emojis? Like at what point will emojis take over for the word letters? Or how old is emoji? It's not that old. It's gotta be three years.

I thought it was like decade told. Well, there's a modicon. Modicons are different. That were the first things and then emojis kind of just came about at some point. Well, there was an emoji came had emojis, but it's Japanese, but they were called emoticons. emojis are something specific, but they that built into like stuff. So they've been around a while. Why? Because it's built in. If emoji have that stupid rainbow bar thing on snapchat's built into snapchat, it hasn't been around for very long. Emotions actually have some really good

cares. The building in is how you make it to begin with. So I put you find them on the street, fucking dumb Brit. The best use case for emojis that I can think of is something that I do. Uh, I have a hard time communicating with my in-laws because they don't speak English very well, but if like we're texting, they can communicate via emoji and I can understand what they mean or what they're saying. Pile of poo. I saw a shirt that you would love. Do you know what the shirt is? No.

It's a traveler's shirt with just a bunch of like symbols, but it's rows of like 40 different symbols. And it just looks like a designed shirt doesn't look like anything crazy. But when you point that you realize it's like international symbols for things. Not the standardized ones, more modified ones, but it's very clear like I need food,

I need a bathroom, where can I catch a car? That's good. Like stuff like that. So you just point your shirt when you see something. Could I get a shirt that just like in all the most popular languages just says give me. Could I get a shirt that, just like, in all the most popular languages, just says, give me beer? I do, and you can be like, I would.

Oh, that's awesome. Yes. What is the universal symbol for play? It's really good. Yes, so you just point at it and you're like, you know, that's it. The little arrow button. I love that shirt.

It's a great, I thought you would like that shirt. It's a very functional, and it's not, it sounds like it's going to be really gross, right? But it's great. It's actually a great shirt. So you're saying play is a triangle. I would say that's that side of a triangle. Play.

Side of a triangle is like play like a, like a, like a universal symbol for play is always a triangle. It's the you two thing pointing the way you're pointing right forward. What's the universal symbol for stop? Square. Square. So why isn't a's the universal symbol for stop? Square. Square. So why isn't a stop sign a square for Christ's sake? Yeah, why do they make a stop button octagon? Stop button.

Oh, the button on the other thing. Those exist before VCRs, I guess. Yeah. And a pause is a stop button that's cutting in two. Is that what that is? Isn't it? I feel like stop is disappearing. It's just someone going like this like you never have stopped and pause anymore together like you used to it's always one or the other Somebody pointed out just recently and once again, I think we talked about some podcasts

But the power symbol is both the on and off combined right wanting to circle with the one through the top of it that little power symbol That's on buttons. It's on and off So they just combined the one and the zero for on and off into one symbol. It's brilliant. Simple. Apparently emojis originated in Japanese mobile phones in the late 1990s. When they built in or when they just they just like concluded in a sheet. They just said originating on Japanese mobile phones. So there are a lot of ideas symbols like sushi and they might even outside of the phone. Then they built them in later. That's when they make you look up white square and it makes total sense

So the play button you think about it as a triangle right facing to the right that the triangle indicates which direction the tape head moves It's all tape. Oh, because there's auto reverse too Right, but the way the stop is the triangle with the triangle like the very tip cut out It's if you think about the triangle the triangle is supposed to be a square with a triangle like playhead on it. Like going forward. Right, and the stop is just with the triangle tip cutoff. So it's just square.

I think the modern way, but no, it's just the triangle. Right, it used to be the square with the triangle tip on it. Right, and it just has evolved so that there's no longer the square on it and it doesn't make sense, but that's why it was that way. That's where it gets really messed up as fast forward, which is two arrows,

but then they got the ones that were is fast forward, which is two arrows, but then they got the ones that were like, skip, which is the line. And then there's, skip is the line? Well, it's an arrow that points at a line. And if you've got a line with an arrow, it's framed by friends. Yeah, slow-mo. Yeah.

Well, yeah, slow-mo. You're thinking, oh, that should have been a pot, my logo. Yeah, yeah, what am I good? You redesigned your logo. Yeah. It's what am I good? You redesigned your logo. Yeah. It's time. Why not? Do it.

New logo for you. Let's do it. I'm going to redesign the logo for the Rishi podcast too. You're going to take out the rooster in the tee. Nope. That microphone though at the beginning is just like that 3D microphone we have. I think we can do something different there. Because we can never once use the microphone to look for that.

Yeah, see exactly. That we actually have that microphone now and it's on the on the spot That we actually have that microphone now, and it's on the spot set. They have that microphone. That's what's be a great deal. I'm John Stoago. No, no. Also that logo, it's like, I'm doing that, I'm sure that sounds terrible.

It's like that logo is really cool, and it looks great in that 3D intro. But then it's like, when I see it like on pint glasses and stuff, it doesn't look as good. Like the off topic logo was designed 2D and designed flat and it looks really cool that way, but it also looks good in 3D. I think our current, like the Rushi podcast logo,

I think it just looks good in 3D. You know, it doesn't look as good in like 2D or things like that. That's, I see it a lot of times on like, you know, shirts or something like that. Yeah. Does anyone own that, the line in the triangle? Like if I just put only that on a shirt, does someone have that?

YouTube has, I got the YouTube one right here. Whoa, over here. It's got a little, you don't think about it very often, but it's got at the top of the arrow here, it's got like a little gray shadow. So like the white is in the red. Is that what it is? I don't know. I don't see it as like the white

has been slightly pushed into the red. It really, I doesn't do anything for me in depth at all It's just a little gray shadow. Yeah, I don't even know what it's meant to convey Maybe Put into companies logos that you don't even see like Amazon has the arrow that goes from The A to the Zed because they've got like everything we got everything from A to Z Yeah, the craziest one and we've talked about this many times is the FedEx logo with that fucking arrow inside of it. Now, I'm asking, and Robins is still the best one to make. The FedEx. You want the arrow in it? Yeah, it's got the B and the other one.

Yeah, FedEx between the E and the X, there's an arrow. Oh, yeah. Moving to the right, because that's where your package is going, to the right. To the right, to the right. See, between the E and the X. Yeah. What if you got, if you got, say, deliver to you. Yep. What is the one service that like when you see it? Oh, we shipped your package via what what is it that you go? Oh shit USPS you're the DHL USPS. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's USPS right? I put that in a tweet the other day and people were like oh it's dog and you can't control that with Amazon Right, so if you know if you're expecting it soon it says tracking them

But USPS you're like oh see that in a case. At least usps which is United States Postal Service it's the post office least now they have like some functions that the private carriers have had for years like tracking. Yeah, but they're tracking stuff. And the track days later. Yeah, the track. I had a package I was expecting a couple of months ago and in the tracking it was like in Austin.

No update for like two weeks. You've been trying to go to the post office, I'm like, I'm expecting this package, it says it's in Austin, like hold on. They disappear for half an hour and they come back there, here you go. Wow. Like, where was it?

Yeah. Like, oh, you just need to come pick it up. Like, why didn't anyone fucking tell me? Why isn't it on the tracking status that says go get your fucking package? I sell one of the best things ever, guys, which makes you frustrated because it's way better than your experience. It was either UPS or FedEx, I can't remember who,

and it said, attempted delivery, and it required a signature, and then written like over the disclaimer on it or whatever. The guy had written in marker, I'll be at the Burger King having lunch from two to three if you want to come get your package. And the guy like went to Burger King. That's awesome. And got his package. That's awesome. That's an awesome King. That's awesome and got his back. It's like that's an awesome dude That's an awesome dude like I would have told you about that guy's Burger King I went to pick up something that at USPS because it was attempt to delivery and they didn't want to deliver again And I went there and they were like we left it with your landlord And I was like okay, I don't have one. I mean, there's no I don't have a landlord

And then they went off and came back and then like yeah, we left it with left it with your landlord. And I was like, no, I'm telling you, and then she just repeated it again. And I was like, I guess this is as far as this situation goes. I'll see you later. And I had the company resend the goods. So is there just a dude or a chick like pretending to be your landlord wandering outside your place? I was doing my head in, I'm summarizing that story,

but I was getting really annoyed. I was like, it's like I'm talking to a chatbot Who doesn't know any other information right? You're a human and I am one too Wouldn't you be annoyed? It's with your landlord and was like making like really mouthy comments I was like well like you know over pronouncing it like I'm an idiot Where you live at this point in time? Did you live by yourself or was you living? No live in Mac So it's your house, yeah. You can spend like, I own a home.

I am the landlord. She would have just said to me the same thing that she told me. That's so weird. I mean, some people you can't break them out of that. Yeah, in the end, I was just like, and I just turned 180 and walked out the door and I just was like, I can't get the things you sent me.

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just a modern company. They don't walk away. So one time, I, I held my mail, you know, where I was gonna be out of town for a couple of weeks, I started going to be out of town for a couple of weeks. So we told the post office, you can fill out a form online. You say, I'm gonna be, I town for a couple of weeks. So we told the post office, you can fill out a form online, you say, I'm gonna be, I don't want my mail delivered on these dates.

Why don't you just come back to it? What's the issue? I don't want someone to steal my mail. I don't want someone to take it outside. Oh, because that's all I'm right about. So I just had the mail held. And then we came back from our out of town trip, they deliver, at the end of it,

they deliver all of your accumulated mail. So they deliver all the mail and I look at it and it's someone else's mail. And I'm like, oh, this isn't my mail. This is someone else held their mail and they're it ended today, but this is theirs. So I go down to the post office and it takes forever. I wait and I got them line and eventually come out and I'm like, hey, I had my mail held. Here is the confirmation for my mail hold There it is. You gave me this mail. This mail belongs to someone else. Was it any relation to your address? Like, totally different part of town. I was like, where is my mail? I would like my mail. I you probably have it in the back. They took that other mail. They're like, oh, thank you

And they just like close the door. I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's a ring it again. I was like, you'll still have my male. I, here's the whole male. You have my male somewhere. I was gone for two weeks. I know I have male. Where is it?

And they're like, your male carrier must have it. Like, okay, right. I understand you said that, but the male carrier would have delivered it today, right? They delivered the other male. I just gave you. They're like, what, right. I understand you said that, but the mail carrier would have delivered it today, right? They delivered the other mail, I just gave you. They're like, what are you talking about? The mail, I just gave you like before you close the door.

That's the mail they put in my box. They're like, oh yeah, your mail carrier has it. He'll deliver it tomorrow. It's like, okay, I know this is a mistake. I was like, okay, I'm gonna go home and I'll wait and I'll see if they deliver it tomorrow. The next day comes, I get like one letter. Like, that's not my mail. I go back down to the post office like, hey, remember we talked yesterday?

No. Yeah, okay. My mail was held. For two weeks, I got this. Oh, that's all you got there. Like, no, no, no, I was gone for two weeks. I must have had my mail. Like, where is it?

They're like, oh yeah, you probably just didn't get anything. What? That was their answer. I probably didn't get anything for two weeks I never got that mail. I never got two weeks worth of mail because they fucking lost it I've been a chicken there. Who knows who knows? It's in a fucking black hole It's like trying to return something and then being like do you have the receipt and you're like yeah here it is and they just go Do you have the receipt? I mean like I just gave it to you like oh you need the receipt sir

Do you have the receipt? I'm like, I just gave it to you. Oh, you need the receipt, sir. Do you have it? One time, I went to a home depot. I had bought cable, like coax cable. I had gone to home depot. I bought this coax cable, went home, and ended up I didn't need it.

So I didn't even take the coax out of the package. So I'm just going to overturn this cable. Went back to the home depot. I was like, hey, I bought this cable yesterday. Here's my receipt. Can I just have a refund? They were like, we don't sell this. I was like, I bought it at this Home Depot yesterday.

Here is the receipt, I paid for it. They're like, we can't take this back, we don't sell this brand. I was like, but I fucking paid for it. Can you just put it back on the shelf? I was like, this is where it was. They showed them. I had to take them. And they were like, they were right.

There was no other of that brand on the shelf I was like this is where I grabbed it from they're like we don't sell that look. It's not there I was like how can you charge me for it if? If you don't sell it and how we know not give me my money back like I've got the receipt the We just wouldn't have scan if they didn't carry that. You know what I would have done? I would have watched up to another register and said, I'd like to buy this.

And then when they ring it, I'd go, oops, I meant I want to return it. Because clearly if they scanned it again, it would come up as being able to be bought. Right, I should have done that. I was just so flabbergasted. I hadn't, I- What happened though?

Eventually they had to call their manager and the manager was like, we don't sell it. And I think I walked away from it. It was just like, yeah, it was like, I've been like, look at the security footage of this time, you have to. But I had to receive, like I had to. You just saw the story about walking away

from the post office, because they wouldn't hear you. Well, I was talking to a robot. It was like $7, and I was like, I'm not getting the $7 back. But the story's way better. The story's way better than $7. Did you go, what the way back, man? Coax cable.

Oh, it's coax cable. Yeah, but back there just to return it. Yeah. I went value your time very highly, dude. Seven dollars. I mean, seven dollars, fair play. You get lunch with that. But you're really gonna get in your car and drive somewhere for seven bucks.

Yeah, I didn't use it. Yeah, principle. I mean, once you get used to it, throw it away. That's the other thing too, is I can never bring myself to like keep stuff. No, but then I keep it and then it's just clutter and then I just got to deal with it You like sometimes the coax last week when we had when I the week before last week when I thought we were gonna do the Steak off and I brought those stakes and I was ready to cook them when I found out we weren't doing the steak off I still made the steaks anyway and gave them to the crew you're welcome fuckers you're welcome and I just because it's because throwing away meat is like,

that's the lowest feeling to me is when I throw away meat that I didn't use, maybe I let bought a chicken breast and I didn't cook it in time, you know, when Gamy and the fridge, I got it thrown away. I just feel that is the worst feeling to me that I'm throwing away a meat from some animal. Because the animal died for no reason. And I just didn't like,

it's like the principle of it. Like, so some of the, I guess you would be a fridge and just, you would be annoyed if someone killed you, refrigerated you and they just dumped you and they're trapped at that. I mean, Bern's got freezer burn on him. I, yeah, exactly.

I, imagine if like, just getting attacked in the jungle, you get attacked and up there, I'm sure there's a lot of humans throughout history that I've been killed by an animal because the animal was hunting. But it's like the idea that something would kill you and eat you in your life because it was just hungry that day. It's going to be hungry tomorrow too, but it's like it was

just hungry today. So I just killed you and ate you. That just be like, it's horrifying. Really? When it comes down to it? It was more horrifying if they killed you and then just walked away from you. Well, yeah, something about the motivation for killing you is just because it's hungry. You see the new jungle book yet? No, I haven't. It's got dark. It's a kid getting eaten by you. No, there's hungry. You see the new jungle book yet? No, I haven't. It's got dark. It's a kid getting eaten by a young orangutan. No, there's a lot of animals to fight during it, and you're reminded me of that.

Ah, I did see a zootopia. Have you seen that? No. Fucking tremendous. I heard. Tremendous. I saw pixels on the plane. So what'd you think?

Why? Because that was a really long flight. But did you think it was as garbagey as people were saying? Yes. Why? I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

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It's just so much of the crap going on. I like Big Daddy. I think that's a good movie. Big Daddy. I don't remember this. Yeah, with the kid who he like his friend, the docks or something. Yeah, because he just saw yelling at the kid and it's funny. Happy go most good.

Happy go more. That's what I did the interview with him for. Good movie. Yeah, that was a good one. Hey, we put out a trailer today for the new Let's Play live event. Yeah, there was four different trailers for the variance I made a mistake when we were filming that what you do Well, we that was really no choreography at the beginning when everyone runs in you just kind of have to fight like people were Just doing really when they got in the middle

Yeah, and then we like customized actual specific bits on the close ups, but the main like run in and fight, which is like see what happens. And I thought it'd be funny if I just run laps around the fight holding a grenade. You know, I saw every time I would run like five laps around this thing in the heat. And I was like, woo, after each take,

and we did that, we did that like eight times. And by the end of it, I was like, I'm dying out here because I just, and you can see me, like in all the close ups, you just see me like running through the background because I was doing it every single time. I remember watching from afar, thinking you were holding your cell phone,

filming yourself, Drew. Oh really? Yeah, it seems like it was fucking prick. Like, does it have a weapon? It's, I can't believe we're doing it again. Let's play live at the Dolby Theater in the West Angeles. Yeah, you're gonna die. I do, I don't really do a lot of event. Let's play live at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles. I do, I don't really do a lot of event stuff anymore.

Bethany's taken over. Thank you. I'll, all of that. Jeez. It's crazy. So yeah, Bethany's been planning it. We went out there. It's, it's, it's a beautiful venue.

And it's where the Hilday Oscars. I think they just did the, the Civil War premiere there. Like any big. It's gonna be awesome. You know, a Hollywood thing is always there at the, at the Dolby big. It's gonna be awesome. I call it with thing, it's always there at the Dolby Theater. It's a great venue and we're super excited to be bringing it back. It's June 17th, which is right after E3.

I think it's really good timing. And we've got some. View weeks before RTX. View weeks before RTX. View weeks after kind of funny live too, which is also selling tickets right now. Yes, we've got a couple of crazy, super crazy ideas we're working on.

Oh, that's the Dolby Theater right there. And so we've got a couple of super super crazy ideas. We're working on oh, that's that's the theater right there And so we've got a couple of Super crazy ideas there and We were I trip so tainted. We're really excited to do it again. Yeah, that's gonna be awesome, man I'm really excited because I'm doing less of it and Bethany gets to do it Are you going? Gus? We're also very excited that you're doing less. I thought I thought you'll more excited than anyone about that I thought I was gonna die the last time you haven't like stress dreams and crap I pretty I I thought I was dying but it was fun it worked out it's fun after the fact yeah like I can look back and I'd be like

okay it worked how many steps did you say you took that day I think that day I walked uh ten miles and I never left that building yeah like it only in the How many steps did you say you took that day? I think that day I walked 10 miles and I never left that building. Yeah. Like only in the ACL live theater, I walked 10 miles in one day. That's awful. It's fucking terrible.

But it's gonna be fun. So why take it now, go to roosteathlive.com. Lesson for my live too is gonna be tremendous. Absolutely tremendous. Everybody who went to Lesson for my live the first one had an absolute blast. And we have a lot more of this collaboration, so which is why we made so many different announcement videos

for it, you know, with all the different groups we're gonna be participating out there. I love the kind of funny intro where they help out of that truck. Oh yeah. They're just so funny. So funny. I love when Nick Skarpino is trying to insult you guys.

And it's like, it's been really funny. Something that's about like massive cocks and really funny guys. And he's like wait what like It's fucking funny. They were all great and Greg's entrance line is so great in their video Just tremendous Kind of funny. They got so sunburned that day these guys from Northern California

Everyone there. Yeah, Tim was like really burnt okay I stepped down was I would you go out there when they were filming now? It was like walking into a sea of white men. Oh yeah. Because it was what, like 20 of you? 25 people? More I think, yeah. So you're saying it was a reflection?

Yeah, including the crew. They reflected off each other? Is that what you said? They did. It was like a morage. There's not a balanced board needed that day. Everybody was well lit and reflective. But kind of, kind of,

kind of, what do you do funny too is taking place in life. What does it say? Kind of funny too. Kind of funny live too is taking place in San Francisco. And that will be May 28th, I believe. Right? It's a two day event. I'm going to double check.

Yeah, 28th is show. 29th is meet and greet and podcast and things. And so if you want to get that, you can go to kindoffunny.com slash tickets. And I will be at that. I'll be there as well. And it's gonna be at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco. And any excuse to go to San Francisco, I love. I've never been to San Francisco.

What are you doing in San Francisco? I'm good in this week. I eat a lot of food. There's a lot of good food I like in San Francisco. Does that good sushi? Yeah, they have good sushi. Try and make a recommendation. You should go to Underdogs.

It was right across the street from where Ash lived when she lived in San Francisco. And they have tacos there that are just great. Underdogs and it's just good tacos. There was a place we would go to get a lobster roll too. And that place closed down, so we're sad. Yeah, super sad. So don't go there.

Tell us more about the place we can't go to. Go to Umami Burger? I've never eaten any Umami Burger. You should do it. They haven't been to San Francisco. They haven't been LA too, but they haven't been to San Francisco. Too big. What?

Too big, too greasy. Really? No, I forget it. He probably got food poisoning from it. Guys, he probably made him sick. I've realized that I've stolen like burgers I like him McDonald's one that's really flattened thin meat wood. I don't like I don't like big fat meat with grease and like bacon. That's not bacon crap America

American bacon isn't isn't bacon. You'd probably really like sandies then It's a burger joint here. I like thinner burgers too They have some of these barbecue and they cook the big thick ones I don't like to stride those either bar my Joel like big thick burgers. You don't want to be bothered No, I just it might have a talk at the small mouth. I'm also weird. I like medium rare ground beef and a lot of places won't cook it Rare because bad me. It's really bad idea to do that. Yeah, because the base that bacteria is essentially Cirque drives on surface area. There's a lot of surface area in ground beef. You can eat this raw anyway What's that you can eat raw beef? Yeah, but it's the surface area

The the surface of it that gets the bacteria on it and then when they grind it up They basically grind up all that stuff in there. That's why if anything ever has like an E. coli outbreak or something It's usually ground beef But ground beef is one thing you can't get mingin beef in the middle of the burger? Yeah, not in the middle of the burger. It's in the middle of the steak. The middle of the steak.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm saying that. But there's no surface that's revealed. It's less likely. Also, if you have like an infected or a disease piece of meat, it gets ground up and that one bad piece can be conceivably mixed into like many different pieces. But like, when you ever had dry age steak, I assume once, don't look up how they make that

because basically they just take a regular steak and they leave it out in nice dry conditions for about 38 days and then when it gets all black and moldy they just cut that part off and then grill the rest of it for you. What's that cheese in it? It's cut them layer mold off. It's like, it's pretty gross when you see the actual process of dry aging stuff. Does wine ever go bad? I think yes.

Once you open it for sure. Or you mean ever like, if you leave it capped? Yeah, like what is the oldest ball of wine right now? I don't know. And would it be good? Would it turn to sludge? I don't know. Didn't they, I think this is a long time. I think some archaeologists found, like, a jug of wine from like an old Greek vessel that was sunk. And it was like sunk in such a

way in the pressure at the bottom of the ocean was just right to preserve it for, you know, a couple thousand years. Um, but I think that's an anomaly. Like that normally does not happen. What is the oldest? I'm really fascinated by those videos where people just eat an old MRE from... Yep, I don't know how they do that. The 80s or 90s. I feel like I have an iron stomach

and like the guy who drinks a crystal Pepsi. No fucking way, no way I'm doing that. Not in a million years. I mean, I wouldn't eat like something that's... It's pretty fascinating though, especially when it has like all the old branding too. It's like, oh my God, this is like a million years. I just, I mean, I wouldn't eat like something that's... It's pretty fascinating though, especially when it has like all the old branding too. It's like, oh my god, this is like a relic. I looked up, I looked up the expiration date of fruit, because it's in fruit, in my fridge, and it was like,

I know this fruit's been here like 45 days, but if it's not crinkly, and it's not like, oh, rotten looking, it's gotta be fine, right? So I looked it up, apples keep like six months in the dude when people in the fridge pick apples and they put them in the bushels, they store that shit for winter, dude. What's a bushel?

It's a measurement of apples. But it's a fuckload of apples. So how do you put them in it? Ah, the classic. It's a bucket and you just put the apples in it. That's like saying, the egg is good if you keep it in a dozen. It's not the same thing.

It's a lot of apples and they just put it together. It's a dozen eggs. Well, I'll see the egg is going to have a dozen eggs for six months that it would that would be the same conversation. What is wrong with milk in America? Why? Well, A, it takes weight. It's real milk.

And B, it lasts forever. I've got some milk in my fridge that expires on like the first week of June It's it's normal there's one there's gone up. There's one brand that does that is it the red box horizon? Yeah, yeah, the cow jumping on the front Why does that milk milk is organic and it lasts forever? I mean, I don't drink a lot of it. Just bag milk last a long time Bag milk it lost the same as normal milk Canada drink milk out of bags and that's it. Yeah, we got bag milk We have milkman like delivery bottles that you just get you wake up to new milk every day because milk last about two days And that is gamy well that's my

Sweet you can spread misinformation you're buying organic milk. That's why it tastes weird So getting milk last longer. I guess so. That stuff does. It's ultra-pasturized. It's ultra-pasturized? Yeah, it doesn't have any bacteria. No bacteria in it. It's not like the normal, if you buy, that's filled with bacteria.

I just, like, I don't like the fact that it lost it long. I like the fact that it lost the long. It's convenient. Imagine what can happen between now and June. I think the milk will still be in there. Remember one year I went to the grocery store and I texted you a picture of that horizon milk. I was like, look, this milk goes bad after RTX.

Yeah, and then I shit my pants a little bit. Yeah, I had that recently when my, I had to renew my visa last year. And I was like, man, this milk can stay in the US longer than I can. Because it went past the new year by a long time. All right, let's wrap this shit up. All right, also doing new game time episodes.

If you picked So it was part of the crowdfunding campaign that we did. I had I had three more basically We're going over everything from the laser team crowdfunding campaign. You kind of late. Yeah, yeah No, this was something that like slipped to the cracks like I had done three of them Then we shot the movie and I need to do another three. I did one with Freddie I did one with Matt and I did one with Josh Flanagan. So I feel obligated, you know, even though we're ways out that I should make the next three game times laser team related, but I'm gonna like stretch that. I got a great idea of what he should do. You should do Alan. You should do Ed Robertson on a pinball table. That would

be great actually. That's a fantastic idea. He's had a couple really good ideas lately. He's a he's a wealth of good ideas, but lately he's had two really, really good ones. One is that thing you just said. The other one was when Colton had his baby, he recommended that we make a pair of laser team baby boots and on a hollow made dose and they are the fucking cutest thing on the plane. I don't have a kid. What was your own original idea? Just a due all in Richardson. Oh, that's enrichment game time. But it was a bad idea.

But actually, the number one person requested is Meg, actually. So watch out, Gavin, because I'll be talking to Meg sometime very soon. She's up for it and wants to do it. And then I know we'll probably take a look at some other people from there. Probably Chris, because Chris was involved

with laser team. And then Gus and I already did one. We played Daisy. So I'll figure some out. Meg was in laser team, very briefly she was in laser team, so I'm gonna stretch it a little bit. There you go. And do that.

So we're gonna be recording game times very soon. So that'll be back. I like that. It's all that serious. Okay. Yeah. That's good. Thanks for watching. We're gonna be crowdfunding again for something. Because that was so much fun to be able to do crowdfunding. Just crowdfunding lunch.

Well, something. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. A crowdfunding sandwich. I also like we're going over the whole crowdfunding thing. And it's like, we want to make sure we hit everything we said we were gonna have and it's like I always actually surprised I was like oh shit We have these three game times and I need to get those done ASAP and it's like because every time I read something about crowdfunding

It's about they don't make the thing they take all the money and then they don't make the thing like that drone company Then went out of business. Have you read the latest thing about this coolest cooler? Gus? Oh yeah. Where it's like, they've got all this money, I think it was the second highest Kickstarter ever. And then they got the cooler done, they're shipping it to retail stores and they're like, oh, if you want yours

from the Kickstarter, give us another $90, and we'll ship you one. Meanwhile, they're gonna start selling them in stores. And we're like, fuck you, we paid for these things. It's like, where are they? It's like, yeah, just cost more. So we're gonna need to sell some in stores to raise money to make the ones that we bought.

Get out. Get out. That's what they're saying. And if you give them 90 bucks, the way they're phrasing it is, you'll get express shipping in the first shipment that goes out at the same time or a little bit before retail sales go out. It's damaging to legit kickstarts.

It's damaging your crowdfunding as a whole when people do stuff like that. It affects the whole industry. I'm actually surprised like, kickstruck or remove that language about like class action lawsuits. Anything, I'm surprised we haven't seen something from that.

It's got to be coming soon. From the laser team. What are you talking about? What would people be upset with laser team? That's what I was gonna say. I would be delighted with everything. I didn't say laser team. You said it.

Why are you explaining it to me? You said we. I mean, like the nation. As a, as a, as a people. Why are you explaining it to me? You said we. Oh, you mean like the nation. As a, as a, as a people. I had a few unbeings. We have not seen it. But he said we like I was like, I was like, really?

What? I'm really disappointed by that too, but I was looking forward to that. I was gonna call you out on that comment that didn't exist. It turned it out. It's really did. It's only existed in your fucking head.

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