Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chadiest Choadiest Chonkiest Plane - #540

Episode Date: April 16, 2019

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Hey, everyone. Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast. This week brought to you by me undies express VPN and door dash I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. I'm Blaine and I'm Gus Welcome back dude. You spent a lot of time in an airport yesterday. Yeah. Oh, no, we're not gonna start this out with flight Did you miss thrones? Oh, no, I didn't I made sure yeah, so I was stuck in Chicago for eight hours coming out I'm from Star Wars celebration Chicago for eight hours coming out from Star Wars celebration. Oh, that was in Chicago, right? Yes, I was gonna say, like you shouldn't connect through Chicago

because you'll be delayed, but if you already there, you'll be there. I was that way. I was just, it's just every flight out of Chicago to lead. Every flight that I've ever taken through that. But it was also midway. What was it? Midway.

Midway, not Oher. But yeah, so like, we go there and then I came super early, long story short, I was there for eight hours, but they kept moving our terminals and they're like, hey, you guys are over an A29. Okay, they're actually gonna move you to B19. Guys, you made a mistake, you're back at A29

and everyone's like, oh, and there's like people throwing fits, women and children literally crying, and I was just cracking up. Oh my gosh. I was like, this is fucking chaos and I love it. And it was awful. The day of my life wasted. How many hours were you there?

Because you got there at. So you got there at like 11 30. Because it was a one 15 flight, but I wanted to be sure that it made past the, the snow traffic. And then I think we departed finally at 745. So eight hours just the time for game of Thrones to start while you departed finally at 7.45. So eight hours. Just in time for Game of Thrones to start while you're in the air. Yeah. Yeah.

I missed out on some engagements from that, but like as soon as I got home, took a huge shit and then I watched get thrown to the great. You did it, guys. I did it. You did it. It's funny.

Like, I feel like so many people watch Game of Thrones that like my social media has like a blackout window in it. Where like nobody was really Interaction You're the type of person who live tweets can't stuff. I don't get checking your feed in game with friends Yeah, you know when the 10 minute dragon flying sequence was going on I was like oh, I'm a Twitter. Did you think I haven't spoken to anyone about it, but I'm very aware Wait, wait, should we prefer spoilers? Well, I mean, I'm not gonna say anything different to what you just said.

But I'm very aware that there's only like six episodes this season. Yeah. So what? So seven. Six. Six? I thought they're supposed to be longer, too. I think they do get longer.

They get longer, okay. There's like an hour and 20 minutes, I think, is a third episode. Okay. But like, five minutes into that sequence, what felt like five minutes, I was like, oh my god, We don't have time Gonna start happening I didn't know watching like everyone march in that long progression and that like oh cool

We're gonna watch it in real time. They're not doing any of that fast travel stuff from last season. Yeah, it was It was cool. I enjoyed it. No, it was fine. I just expected more to happen. That's what's so limited that this kid the show me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, right, right. We get the kid with scary part. There's a moment with the kid. Yeah. I see what you're talking about. It's just like I I don't know. Once for yes. This happened with this happened with Game of Thrones before like each new season but also like Westworld And just like any show you're getting back into where it's just like and we're catching you back up like that's all it is

And it's just like fuck I just want to get to episode three. I feel like a little too slow of a start Yeah, I rewatch all the season seven over the weekend just to like be ready and like I finished the last episode of season seven Like 15 minutes before the new episode of season eight. Nice. I do fresh. I timed. I timed it out. Perfect. I was like, all right. Here we go. Well, the new intro is cool. Like there was a new intro, which I thought was neat. Yeah. And I never considered that because surely as the story all culminates in the same place, you don't need to see all the other locations that the story used to be at. Because they've always been get it like removing places when they went out of the story. But then it was like, yeah, there's no well left now.

They make sense of the extended each place on the map. But they also updated like the items on the Astralabe. Like it wasn't the same ones as before. Astralabe. Yeah, the thing where it's on the orb thing. Yeah, that's what I call my bitch. Nice. You were thinking it.

I think my favorite part, though, about Game of Thrones in general, especially this premiere episode, is just brands reaction to being reunited with his loved ones. Just, that's a spoiler though, isn't it? Just, I mean, he got reunited with Aria last season. Sure, yeah. Okay.

And... Did he? Sansa? Yeah, he did, yeah, yeah. And just his reactions to that? Thank you, fuck, yeah. They did do something. And I don't want to get into what specifically, but like there was information that was set up. It's like last couple seasons. And it's like, shit, whenever someone so finds out about that, fucking everything's gonna go crazy. And they'd

reveal all that stuff in the last episode, an episode one. And I was like, oh, wow, like, what other, what do they have now? Like left in the chamber to reveal? So I guess we'll find out next episode. Yeah. But probably my favorite part, though, of the whole episode was the kiss and the dragon. Oh, yeah, staring at Jon Snow when Jon and his tears kissed. Spoiler. The kids last season. They did more than kiss. They fucked last season while Tyrion watched. But when they started kissing and the dragon was just staring at him,

as someone. It was a funny episode. Yeah, there's lots of humans. Yeah. They got to get it all out of the way before all the death and everything else happens this season. I thought for sure they were gonna come out the gate since they're so limited on time. I thought for sure they're gonna come out the gate since they're so limited on time.

I thought for sure they're gonna be like, they're gonna kill a tons of characters right away to show you they're not fucking around anymore. When I first started watching the show, Jorah moment was my favorite character and then I started like embarrassing to tell me a bit more. But Jorah is still alive, so I'm rooting for him to survive to the end.

Bron. My favorite. Bron. Go Bron. Bron had some serious screen time. Yeah, I think that the thing that they're setting up is gonna be bullshit. I think if it even happens, it might be a misdirector. Yeah, you can never know what that show.

We'll see, we'll see the only one who goes nub wet. He did, yeah, three women, but they're all talking about it like, oh, for like two seconds. Also, you heard that it's supposedly the guy they were talking about was Ed Sheeran's character from last season. Oh, really?

They're like, yeah, did you hear about Eddie? The ginger? They're like, yeah, he got his face burned off by a dragon. Oh, that's right. So they killed off Ed Sheeran. Well, you're still okay, but he had no eyelids. So the guy they said had no eyelids. What are those like, fans?

And how does he sleep? And how does he sleep? And Sheeran's character was called Eddie. I guess they already have an ed in the night watch. That's two D's though. Totally different. Yeah, you fucking nerd. So anyway, star of celebration was fucking great guys. How was it? Oh, I was actually pretty cool. Yeah, did you watch the rise of Skywalker like teaser and like an auditorium with a bunch of people or anything? Yeah, so I was hanging out with a group that I was like doing some content with and stuff like that. So I was at their booth and they were right by

the celebration. The Star Wars show stage. So like they had them up on these big screens and like the whole convention just fucking stopped and it was just like thousands and thousands and thousands of people were watching it and then they just went fucking nuts when they dropped the rise of Skywalker, which I thought was the, that was my only weird thing about that trailer. Like I thought it was cool overall, but like, I don't know what's in turpour from that.

I don't think it's like, from what, from the trailer or from the name? The name, I don't know if it's like a literal like, it's not gonna be Luke, because you know, and then it's, I don't think that it's Ray. So if he comes back and it's his rise, he rises from the dead. I was talking to Wes and we were theorizing that maybe it was the sky like

Skywalker is like there's like Jedi, there's Sith and then there's this new generation called Skywalker that Ray or somebody creates. And I think like that's the rise of Skywalker. That's kind of bullshit to me. You think so? Yeah. I mean, it's not Luke though. he's. Rise, like Lazarus. Uh, I don't think they're gonna lose. Or Ultra Beast. Or Phoenix. Oh, like dark Phoenix. Maybe that's not gonna be good.

Or Leven Bread. Very good. Passovers coming up this weekend. But. Hahaha. They also announced that, or Bob Iger announced that they're gonna put a hold on Star Wars films after episode nine for a little while. I heard that they did that right before the panel I felt like, because that news, I remember seeing all that news right before they were coming on for the nine panel.

But they're just always gonna work in trilogies. Yeah. Wait, so like, is that the main series that they're holding out from, or is it just like all Star Wars movies? They said like all Star Wars universe? After Mandalorian and nine? Yeah, I think yeah, so I said after nine. So I think when does Mandalorian have to say does it large with Disney plus? I think so it's supposed to come in on November apparently. I mean, what happened to our chat?

I went away. Got a dammit. You like it? I looked having the chat. Eric, get it back. Did Gus tell you to get rid of it? You like having it? I looked having the chat. Okay, Eric, get it back. Did Gus tell you to get rid of it? I decided to get rid of it tonight.

Wow. Why is that? Eric, decision. I'm not a fan. Yeah, but I mean, who cares? Do you like it, Gavin? Hey, I'm used to it from off topic, so I don't. I'm funny. I never even noticed it. Glance it. We only had it, I think, two weeks. Yeah. Gl, so we only had it. I think two weeks. Yeah. Last week in the week before. Yeah. How will we know to stop talking about

game of Thrones? If we can't see the people telling us to shut up. I see. I'm watching it. I got you. I got you. I got you. We don't have our laptops. We're engaged in conversation. Right. Yeah. That's why I monitor the podcast. Everyone can be in conversation. You don't worry about it. Cassie today. Eric, who wronged you today? I just felt wronged by the chat. Oh.

Is it because the chat doesn't like you? No, they can not like me. That's fine. Does that call you bad, Eric? I like engaging conversation and I feel like we get it more without the chat personally. Yeah, Gus. I told him to get rid of it.

You're the one asking for it. If all of us can't have it, one of us can't. Gus is always can. None of us are all of us. Like three most good tears. I bet you'll put it back on my bun. He's back there. I absolutely will put it back when Bernie comes back. Because he wants it, but he's the one who asked for it. I'm asking for it now.

Alright, give us a shit about your boss. Alright, tell us, Ke. I didn't find the company. Let me see what I can do. Find it. Thanks, Eric. Hey. Hey, the chat.

Okay, you can take it away if you want. Oh, what's up, chat? Hey, that was pretty fast. Oh, that's con. That was brief. So, did you also see the Mandalorian teaser or was it like a sizzle while you were there? Well, so like that was the one panel

I wasn't gonna be able to go to because I was gonna be flying out at that time. Oh really? So I was in the airport waiting. You could have gone to. Yeah, you could have seen it. Yeah, and I had, I have a friend that he was working, he works at Lucas and he was like,

Hey, if you need to get any panels, just like come with me. And I was like, fuck yeah, cool, cool. And then I didn't get to go. But someone leaked out all that stuff because they actually cut it off, cut the stream off. So it was just for the people that run the panel,

which I don't know why they would do that. I think if anybody was... I don't know what those who went... We do that all the time. Well, I know, but if you're at celebration though, there's a very finite amount of that group that's gonna be able to go to your panel. So I think in the very least, you should show it off to the people that are going to convention.

But yeah, they just, it was just the people that were in that auditorium. Which, you know, like, I get, you know, like, hey, it's an exclusive for the people that bought tickets to come, but, you know, a lot of people that wanted to get into that and couldn't. How big was the auditorium? I can't recall. I think it was like a basketball stadium. Holy shit. But like, in relation to like the Star Wars fandom, like that's peace. It's nothing. But is this the first year that can be the first year that the Star Wars celebration has existed? No, so it's I think this is they're going to start going on a kind of like D23. They're going to go every other year. And I don't I don't think we had one last year. I'm not sure.

I just feel like I've never maybe I just didn to know anyone going to it. But I feel like I don't think they've ever had in Chicago. Have they normally I think of it as being like a they've had in Chicago. Have they? Okay. I also was being like a anhyme. Yeah. Anhyme or a land. I think they had a London. London might have been last year the year before. I can't recall. People are going to be like fucking freaking out of me. That's the shady thing about a love star wars. That was the one shady thing where someone was like, hey, would you make a Palpatine's laugh? And then I was like, oh, he's probably gonna come back

as like a force ghost or something because like there's no way they're gonna bring back actual Palpatine like he's gonna be in like some Sith Jedi holocron or a Sith holocron thing. And then everyone's like, Sith can't be a force ghost. And it's like, all right, okay, fine, you got me. Ah.

And then people still show me for pronouncing Yavin wrong. No. Yeah, it's Yavin, I know, but I call it Yavin. Just always think of Gavin. Yeah. Or I could just pronounce it how I want to pronounce it because it's a fucking space war with aliens.

So stop taking it so seriously. You're the one who takes it so seriously, dude. What? No, I, how? You're all about it. You're so excited. I know I fucking love it, but I'm also not going to like attack an actress because she was a role and a character that I didn't like. Like that's the kind of side of Star Wars that I don't appreciate.

What about the side that Miss pronounced as you have? It's fine. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. I love Star Wars. I had a good time in a story.

That's great. You were there for like four days. But wouldn't it annoy you if I was like talking to you about Star Wars? And I was like, yeah, and then Luke Skywalker just like, is he's flipped off in his coat flipped away. Then you got on his light sword. Yeah, I mean, he does see lights or Nate. Let me say laser sword. Oh Shit, my guess is out out nerding me Actually actually lasers are there any movies like that that exists for you that if people get the lower wrong or

pronunciation wrong every movie ever This is you off. Yeah, oh No, I don't know. I'm sure I'm more upset when people must pronounce actual Words or like real words in every day conversation epitome Epitome or fuck that doesn't happen anymore people wait would you used to say meme ease? Oh, yeah? What's what's that memes? Oh memes?. Okay. To be fair, it was just spelled out on the internet. Does anyone actually know the real pronunciation of it? It's a it's

gif. You're saying about that or memes? I'm sure it's memes. Meme. Meme. Meme. Meme. So France is on fire. Yes. Do. I found out I had a voice recording session and like it was going great. And then they're like, oh yeah, it looks like no, it's gonna, it's gonna, they're gonna lose it. And I was like, what? And they're like, yeah, it's just on fire. And that was the first I heard about it. And it's like, well, it's a really shitty downer note in the recording session. So like they couldn't save it. Is that the news? I'm still on fire. Was it ours? They don't know. There's been renovations ongoing. And they think maybe it's related to the construction. Oh, God. That's going on. But the spire fell

down. So I heard that once they lost that then I think I had someone say that there'll be nothing left of the frame. Wow. It was like, I think what, 850 years old. That's fucking tragic. That's like, yeah, yeah., yeah That wouldn't be cool again in front of the 850 is yeah I mean, what do you what do you do in that case like you're you're in charge of Notre Dame and you know It's it's burned down. Do you? Rebuild it to look exactly the same again All right, you got to right. Do you make it the noter same? You know? It's up dude. You can see it.

No, I mean, the juice in it is still happening. Yeah, it's too sundling. I am. You have some tea. You know, it is tragic though. It's like, it survived all the wars. Fuck. And then it just burned down in renovation.

Because some contractor. Yeah, probably. It's like tiptoe of reheat or something. Maybe, right. We don't know for sure yet. But like, they spent, what was, I think the, it was like heat or maybe right we don't we don't know for sure yet, but like they're they spent what was I think the was like a 6.5 million euro project To renovate it. Oh, let's see insurance like on that. That's what I ask. That's exactly what I was like who ensures that yeah

And once it burns down How much do you have to pay out for that Like it's more than just rebuilding the thing at least this good record of exactly the shape of it that they could rebuild it exactly the way it was. But I mean, it's not the same thing. It's the historic value and I don't know. It's like rebuilding something. Yeah.

It was like the globe theater burned down. It's not old anymore. And they rebuilt it, but they like just rebuild it again in a different place. I didn't go to the globe theater when I visited London though, because I knew it was the fucking fake. So I was like, that's right, I mean, like, it's important. Yeah.

Because I feel like if it was the one in that space, it'd be so much cooler than what is like now a copoq and the new globe is like slightly over. Yeah. Has there been another like kind of, I don't wanna call it tragedy at the scale. There's been worse things that happen, 9-11. But like, has there been another loss of a major monument

or like something of this historic, that's, I guess the Polarized Capson, oh, the Coral Reef. Very bad. But like actual physical buildings. Yeah, I wonder if there's been another thing that's like comparable to this. Those are all kind of natural occurrences.

Tower of peace and let it overlap a bit. Yeah, but that makes it even cooler and cooler. Cooler. Well, look at it go. It's rolling and, yeah, I mean, stuff was blown up in the wall, I just want to put it. Yeah, or there's gotta be a lot of things. I mean, we just wouldn't have record of it, right?

Like if something got blown up or fell down two or three hundred years ago, we probably wouldn't remember it as much now. Yeah. That could have been really old. I guess two or three hundred years isn't that long ago. It's just crazy to think that stuff can change. Like stuff that's been around for centuries can change in your lifetime. Yeah, like that. Like today felt weird. I was like, shit.

So if they didn't rebuild that, then, you know, my kids will never know about that thing, probably. Yeah, my kids anytime soon. Not right now. Surprise. Yeah, it's like one of the things you take for granted that you think, like, it'll always be there. It's always been there.

Yeah. And then, no, it's just gone. There's just not there anymore. I mean, I'm sure people felt that way about the Twin Towers, but they won the Nileas long. How long were they up? I think 30, 40 years? Yeah, I don't know what they're revealed.

I want to say early 70s. It's crazy how not long ago that feels 2001. Yeah. Long time ago. Yeah, very long time ago. It just does not seem that long ago. I guess it's because I was 12. Elder you 23.

Okay, so probably it doesn't even seem like that long for you. It does. It was like It's a weird point in my life where it's like pre-rooster teeth, right? Like now I look back and I think like rooster teeth is has been going on for so long. It's like, that's my entire life. But that's something that existed before we started this. So you're telling me. Yeah. Apparently there's a museum in Brazil that got burnt down. I don't know if that's recent. People are like, library of Alexandria, but it's like, we weren't around for that. Yeah. Like Anything built in the Western, like North or South America wouldn't be as old as Notre Dame.

Yeah, that place is like. I guess like Central American, like mine ruins. Yeah. Would be the thing you'd have to compare it to. That is the crazy part about going to one is like, oh, I'm eating a lunch at a place that's older than my country. How is all of their historical documents?

Did they think that? Oh, right. Library in Brazil held all their historical documents. Oh, right. Library and Brazil held all their historical documents. That's why it says it was last month. Yeah, I was like, that sucks, dude. Hidden reset button. Why would you like keep all of that in one place and then not back at sprinkler or some, I don't know. Or like you make sure that it's not

going to that's not going to happen. A sprinkler dude, that's like, yeah, what are you laughing at me? I feel like it before that. Yeah, so you put all your valuable stuff on the the hose. Yeah. What was it? Well, all this is going on. Trump tweeted that they should have water tanker flying water tankers fly over into water on Notre Dame to put it out. It's good that a visa. Thanks for contributing a time to really ease it to come up solutions to problems after the fact. Yeah, like a sprinkler. Yeah, it's sort of a big sprinkler. It's really a it it's a sky-frinkler. Yeah. Did you see? Did you have one on the ready, Edelstein? Did you see that World's Biggest Plane that did a, that took a test flight over the weekend?

It's, no. It looks like two planes sharing one giant wing and they have six engines. And I think it's, I think it was a, Is it two fuselages? Yes. Really? It was a,

It was two cockpits. It was two cockpits, but one of them doesn't have anyone in it. Um, what what happened? It was a venture by Paul Allen so that they can, there it is. Oh, they can attach rockets to it. So it takes off. And then it launches rockets with satellites to make it easier and cheaper to get things into space. It just looks like to landing skid things for war. Like I feel like you could put a big fuselage on top of that

and it would just look like a big plane. There's a bigger plane than that. I mean, like that might be just the widest, but like that fusel, that's not a huge fuselage. Look at the people compared to it. Like this is a cockpit window. There's like bloody tiniing comparison to the rest of it. But there's like jumbo jets that are way,

like I feel like I just told you that's the biggest plane, dude. I know. Listen, wits, like in terms of like the width, yeah, and then the length probably, but like, I feel like, What's the other dimension you're talking about? It's not as deep as other planes? Yeah, like you can't see.

You can't go with the length and the width, but it's lacking on the depth. But you can't. But you can't. That's like, that's a Chad plane, but I've seen chowed planes that are like sticking around and girthy. Like that's not it.

They're girthy at all. It's talking about like this thickness. It's gonna hold a rocket in the middle. It's like the difference between like some dudes thumb and then other people's like pinkies and ring fingers. You know? So that's just like, that's just a shitty bitch plane. I mean, it's like, it's fine, it's plane. I mean, it's like it's fine

It's pretty big, but it's like it's not choney now They put that I've lost rib in it wow look at all that's like decades of research. It's fine I mean like I expected you to be able like cross between one fuselage to the other oh What if you don't know like a bridge like what if my wife is like caught on the other side of a wife But it's like you know like she's in the other little cockpit thing you need a rope bridge go between this They're touched at the in the middle the wings. Yes Interesting, but can you climb through the wings? You know when you're in a plane plane and you see another one flying anything I need to get to that plane now

Yeah, you don't need to get to that plane now. Yeah Yeah, you're not playing what if that plane starts going down and then you need to get in the other one is a race Or what if you're the pilot and you get in the cockpit and you're like, oh shit I'm like keys in the other cockpit And you're like I gotta go all the way down and now and get back up into the plane I'm just saying that's it. I've seen I've seen Choteer planes. Yeah Yeah, just look at the Chotea's Look at that Choteier. That's a big fucking plane.

Look how big that thing. That's if it's so many people. Look how, look that. It's the tree. It's shorter and thinner. But that car that truck that's in front of it looks like the same size as the people in the last photo. No.

Like, you know, like, that's a huge plane. Give me a picture and picture. I want to see both planes together. No, I'm the same. Can we get a scale? Not in the same scale. Five by five. Get a picture and picture. I want to see both planes together. No, I'm the same. Can we get a scale? I'm not in the same scale. I'm gonna get a banana in there. Someone got the blue prints in this showed plane.

Which plane is choedier? That, the big chunk one that I we just saw. Chunkie. What are the classification of plane plane? Is that chunk, chowed, Chad? Is that what we've gone through so far? Yeah, that's it. So the twin few sloshowed, the Chad? Is that what we've gone through so far? Yeah, that's it. So the Twin Fuse Lush Plains, a Chad,

and then the other one that we saw is a chunk? Well, that would say that he's a chunk. Now they saw it. See, look, look at this, a vehicle right by the, oh, that's too small to see. Goddamn, Eric. Jeez, zoom in the one on the right. Well, the one on the right has people next to it,

and the people look like they're still normal size compared to the other plane. But then the other one had that truck and it fucking dwarfed that truck. You know, I was like the truck was? There was a vehicle and the other one too, wasn't there? Yeah, but it was like a tanker, so it didn't really, I don't know.

I'm not impressed. That don't impress me much. I can't sing this song. I can touch. So what would be impressive, Teebley? Okay, it flies as well. If it was two fuselages, like that big one, or like two 747 fuselages,

and then they're stuck together and then they got a little bridge between the two. And then- What if they just had little handles that came down from the wing and you could just fly. Like a bar across? Yeah, just like, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yeah, that's what I want.

I want two big ol' Chad, chode. That's impressive. Look at this, look at this. That's only got two engines though. That's a small plane. How does that lift? It's what? That looks like it should not work.

That's impressive. Those other ones have six engines. That might be a Photoshop, right? No, that's the one that carries the other thing, isn't it? Yeah work. That's impressive. Those other ones have six engines. That might be a Photoshop, right? No, that's the one that carries the other thing, isn't it? Yeah, I carry the car for the A380. That's cool. Yeah, it's like a big open back. I feel like that plane would sound really stupid flying.

Like, like really loud and painful. It does it go sound like a dolphin or a whale. It's an opportunity really. The Luke is a whale, right? Yeah. That and the Shamu plane. They should make whale noises when they're in the air. So Bernie, I guess Bernie's watching high Bernie.

He sent me a link, I guess, that the Taliban destroyed giant Buddhist statues from the second century. Where is he? I don't know where he is. So they were, they were carved in the Sanstoon clip in the fifth century. So that's like 1400 years old. Wow.

So almost double. I mean, there's gonna be a point where a bunch of ancient things just start getting destroyed. Like Petra. I'm so excited. Yeah, we call it retirement age. Nice. Nice, overcame it. Yeah, we call it retirement age. Nice. Nice, right?

65. 65. There was like a Nazi general that was told or commanded to destroy like major things in France when they were occupying, but they had to start leaving because the allies were taking back France. I talk about monument, man. It was. Is that a movie about the guy or something?

Or movie about the soldiers who went to try to recover the artifacts. Oh, like Clooney and yeah, all those guys. I don't know if that was the one. But anyways, he was told that he was have to blow up the Eiffel Tower or whatever. And he's like, nah, nah, I can do that. So. Well, I mean, you always used stories about stuff like that. Like Kyoto was supposed to be the target for the atomic bomb that the US dropped on Japan to end World War II. But I guess like the story is who knows for sure. The story is that the Secretary of War at the time had spent his honeymoon in Kyoto and liked it. So that's why they reshuffled the list and Kyoto did not get an atomic bomb dropped on it. Wow. It's like that, that's so fucked up.

I got effects. Sun is the, when I think of like the butterfly effect of certain things, it just blows my mind. How something as simple as him going to visit that place made him be like, I like it. Nah, don't blow it up. Well, you some other city. Yeah.

There's still tons of people who die. Of course not. I'm not saying it's not still terrible, but it's just crazy to think that's what did it for him. I mean, if you were right under that nuke, it would be the best way to go. You could possibly imagine just instantly just evaporate. It'd be like you'd be dead before your nerves could even send any message to your brain. Your nerves would be there anymore. That's like some car crashes to though.

No, you don't have to hit your face again, something. Yeah, but I feel like it's in such a speed that you're it's again your brain your body doesn't understand you're just you're miss Evaporate because your body can't What about death but powder a little I don't know death going through a black hole Oh, my god, you'd have to get all the time dilation and then you'd be crushed. What if you put you in head first, though? Like it gets rid of your brain, that way you're fine.

If you go feet first, that's bad. You go head first, it's fine. Apparently, extremely painful. Is it? A black hole? Mm-hmm. I think there was like a small one versus a real big one. You announced an hour or so ago that celebration 2020 will be in Anaheim.

Oh, cool. I'll be going to that. So what are you saying about falling into a black hole? Trevor was explaining it to me because he knows all the stuff from being a rocket scientist. But that's what he thinks about the plane. Oh, yeah, please do. I bet he thinks the other one looks like a bitch. Oh, should I try try to try to see if he's still here?

Yes. So you can get him over. I want. I'll text him. So I have a side curse. Oh, should I try try try to see if he's still here. Yes, so you get him over Yeah, I want I'll text him. Oh I have a side curse. He was explaining to the black hole thing. Yeah, I'll get him to explain it to I want you to explain it because you'll mess it up. I will mess it up Let's do something like a very small black hole versus a huge one where it's like There's still big like a small black hole one of one of them

Yes, of course one of them would be like extremely painful to go through because like it would separate your atoms. I need those to live. I'm gonna stop trying to, do like, salary the pages like, just disturbance in the forest. That's not like the one Matthew McConaughey went through and interstellar,

because that didn't separate his attitude. Spoiler alert. No, he was just like, uh, he was just like, I feel like black holes were everywhere on Reddit last week, right? Like after that photo came out. We throw in for the first time. Right, we saw one for the first time.

I saw black hole cosplays. It was like, everyone went all, you know, black holes. Like black holes were the thing to capitalize on for like, it is cool, the two or three days. They are exactly how humanity predicted. Yeah, the day before the photo was released, I watched this YouTube video this guy, who was like, black hole photos coming out tomorrow, you know,

he showed, he's like, this is probably what it's gonna look like, it was actually really close. And then it's like this eight minute video about, I'm gonna explain to you why the black hole is gonna look like this when you see it. And talking about like the way that it bends light and everything was like, it was super interesting

and super easy to follow and watch. It was like, oh, okay, I understand. I can get this. You sent me that to Australia. Yeah, I'll send it to you. I wish there was that for literally everything that happens with science and the world. Just like a explanation

thing. Because Sparks note. Sparks. Sparks. I'm having a fucking aneurysm. You're good. You okay? Yes, I'm okay.

Here, take $100. Why is it here? I don't know. It's not real. Yeah, I didn't look at. Go try to buy something with that. I think it even says just for a motion picture use only. Oh, yeah, it does. I didn't even have to buy something with that. I think it even says just for a motion picture use only.

Okay, it does. I didn't even have to look too. Okay, here, how to understand the image of the black hole. I'm gonna send to you right now, Gavin. That way, I don't forget. Have you had a reply from Trevor, is he still here? Yeah. Is he on his way?

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for sponsoring this episode of the receipt podcast. Trevor Trevor's back over. We do have Trevor. All right, Trevor. We know it's it's a it's not quite your thing. Hi. How are you? Hi, I'm doing well. How are you? You look nervous. Trevor. I'm a little nervous because it's like it's like going into an exam that you haven't studied for, but it's also been like five years. All right, warm up question. Yeah, warm up. Before I go, we want you, you can ask him the question. Okay, give me up to speed. We're gonna show you two things.

All right, look at me. Don't look at the screen. Okay. We're gonna show you the world's biggest plane. Wait, we have the two planes side by side first. And then, no, yeah. And I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know. I wanna know you are a baby.

Can we show the big one first? I wanna show you, I want, shh, shh, shh. Look at me, look at me. Look at me. Keep looking at me. All right, you have to pull up the world's biggest plane. I want your I want your thoughts on it My thoughts you probably are seeing it because I know that you like no bullet the one picture of the I guess the other one makes a look I'm not gonna

I glance in my supposed to look at me Pull up the picture of the world's biggest plane, Eric. You had it before, or was this how would you not just do it side by side? What do you think of that, Trevor? Tell me, am I looking at it? No, look at it. Oh, okay.

That's a big plane, right? What's the big plane? What's the big plane? What are your reactions? First thoughts. Well, my first thoughts are are what's the purpose here? They're gonna attach rockets to it in the middle part. Yeah, that way that's why is this a drop plane? So you basically no yeah, yeah the rocket detaches. I've seen yeah, I've seen like

Plains like this designed mostly by students because that was the the gig Yeah Yeah, you would use this you'd fly, you'd drop a rocket from the middle, it would launch off and go up, basically. So you wouldn't need as much like a thruster fuel to get it off the ground from just a stationary. All right, so.

But what are your thoughts on it, that's the world's thing? My thoughts have always been that it seems like, it's gonna be very, very heavy because, which seems like, you don't wanna heavy plane. That's a waste of energy. Do you think it's like a bitch plane? If it's not heavy, then it's gonna tear itself apart. Instead of aluminum or magnesium.

That's a big plane. Yeah. Do you think you've seen bigger planes? Seen bigger planes? I don't know. Let's see the other planes. Blink-wise, yes. Like the wingspan though? Definitely not. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's see the lengthwise. Yes, like the wingspan though?

Definitely not. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's see the other plane. This is Blaine's. The Blaine plane? The Blaine's version of a bigger plane. Look at that. That's a big dick of a plane, man.

Look at the size of it. Yeah. That's a cool plane. It's a tola. It just looks like an A380, but with smaller engines, so they put more of them. But like, that's a cool plane.

They're like, what about the other picture? It looks dopey. What, what Blaine was saying is that that plane is bigger. It looks like the, bigger than the biggest plane. That's bigger, isn't that's an opinion? Yeah. There are, there are, the plane I hate to break. There are there are playing.

I hate to break it to you. There are facts in this world. He said that the world's biggest plane may have greater width and greater length, but that this plane has more depth. Yeah. Okay. Like that. That's the thick plane and that plane probably definitely weighs more.

Yeah. World's biggest plane. So there's biggest size plane. I think you're talking about heaviest. What do we? I mean, big is just that's that's relative biggest playing. So there's biggest size playing. I think you're talking about heaviest. What do we, I mean, big is just, that's relative, man. What big to me is just like, is it how you can stuff when you're looking the mirror? Is that so much, no.

So relative, what? Well, okay, let's leave this as undetermined for now. Now I think Trevor brought the tie, I think he agrees with it. No, Trevor agrees that you're wrong. I'm saying that the other one's definitely bigger, but this one's bigger. Yes, so, but he's playing. No, you say the'm saying that the other one's definitely bigger, but this one's gonna be explained. No, you say the other one is longer and wider, right, wingspan, but this one's just fat.

Yeah. What's better, Barbara, long and wide or fat? I'm gonna say long and wide. All right, there you go, settled. All right, no under the real sign stuff. I don't even wanna hear his thoughts on black hole. I was doing a terrible job at explaining this, but you were talking about black holes.

And if you got, because I was like, what would it be like to get sucked into a black hole? Uh-huh. Kinda like this conversation. Okay. And you were explaining to me how there's like a bigger version of a black hole

and a smaller version of a black hole. Super massive black hole. Super massive black hole. Right, like a middle of a galaxy black hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And the other version. And just a regular, just black hole. Like the one we saw the other day. And how? Which might just be, you know, middle and about in the galaxy somewhere, just and how it would be really painful. Right. Because you just be torn apart by your atoms. I mean, your atoms would be torn apart. Right. Oh, I said, like, you would be deconstructed to your like, to your quirks, like to your finest essence.

Like, you're, you're like, you're not, atoms being pulled off for you. It's the atoms being pulled apart. Right. But why would that hurt? I mean, there, who knows? Do you mean, you're dying right away? Yeah.

Or you could just slowly be, like, cause, cause what happened? Like, if you teleported into a black hole or very close to the center, to the singularity, you would die instantly. But if you like slowly float it in to a supermassive black hole, you'd pass the event horizon, you'd never be able to make it out again.

And as you float it in, you would slowly, there's a point where, of course, a point of death, right? But like, I don't know where that would be, but's a point where, of course, a point of death, right? But like, I don't know where that would be. But as you float in, you'd just, you'd slowly be stressed apart. And so you'd still be alive. And that would just be...

My question... If you'd be talking to a bowl... Same. My question is, would be left bowl. If you went in head first, that were your brains done. Or you were more people than the people. The size of the system. The difference between

and me this way around. I think I think you would make a big difference. I think of like one of the most. Like point a lot of a nanosecond. That's like being asked like, what did you rather blend yourself instantly from your feet first and your head first like it's going to hurt for split second on one way. Oh, like do we have a pole? Oh my God.

That's like, do you wanna stand under an atomic bomb on your hands or on your feet? It's like, it's like, on your feet, on your feet, on your feet. Obviously. Because then you're not tired. So I believe that or not, I am not a man of science. I don't know everything there is to know.

I know a lot, but not everything. With black holes, is there a theory that things get reconstructed on another end, or is it just you go and it's just like, I mean, like someone's like right in doubt. I'm sure there is a theory that something just spat out the other side. What I always thought, you know, like that would be a compelling way to say, like, that is, like, things get sucked into the other side. What I always thought, you know, like that would be a compelling way to say, like that is, like things get sucked into the singularity and then on the aft end somewhere else. Maybe that's somebody else's big bang

and then there's a universe spewing all that shit. Yeah, I just want to point out, I'm winning this poll, Handelie. Headelie. Headfirst. I think a lot of people choose headfirst because then like you don't, you're dead quicker and you have to deal with the pain.

That's what I say! They're making fun of me for saying that. I think it lot of people choose headfirst because then like you don't add your dead quicker and you have to deal with the pain. That's what I said! They're making fun of me for saying that! I think it's completely irrelevant. Probably. I want to know. I want to see you go in and as a fucking ball. Although, if time slows down for you and you've got to look at your own legs get really slowly deconstructed, I guess that headfirst would be better. Yeah.

That'd be cool though, to watch. Watch your own legs rubber out in front of you. You'd be like a bucket stretch, arm strong, just like. Yeah, that's what I picture. Or like that scene in Avengers Infinity War, where what's her name? Oh, I'm a skimora sister. Nebula?

Nebula is like stretched out. Like that's how I picture it. I was thinking like when the encounter Thanos on, was it never more? And you like he altered reality or nowhere. Yeah. Whatever's called. Yeah.

Yeah. And he's like altered and he like turns him into a spring and like makes tracks into like a cube. Yeah. You can stuff. So it reminds me of someone's asked for a plane. Well, I do want to know which one is the chunkier plane. Because let's be real.

I think we all know. I think I think I handle you. I think I want the head for your feet. First pole. One. Maybe we can get a pole for the plane. I think I think I want the head first piece first pulled. Maybe we can get a poll for the planes who vote on which plane is better. I think we already know which plane is better. Chad plane or chunk plane. Chalk plane is better.

So, well, so I sent an image to you guys in the controller. I don't know if you got that or if you can bring it up. So, you know, everyone's been looking at this photo of the black hole. And XKCD did a great thing where they did a size comparison to put into perspective how big that black hole is compared to our universe. Oh, wow. So it's like, in that little middle part is the sun and Pluto, and you can see Voyager. Holy shit. And then the black hole is out of the solar system.

Right. That's fucking cool. So it's like just to put in perspective how giant that black hole is. Oh, that's just fluid. Okay. Yeah. So it's like just to put in a perspective, how giant that black hole is. Oh, that's just clear. Okay. Yeah, so it's fun. That's terrifying. And the pull from it would be,

it would kill anything from beyond that picture, probably. Probably. Maybe, maybe slowly, but you go in. Depends if you go ahead first or feet. I guess you wouldn't go in, you just go around a lot until you went in. Like nothing would ever just be like straight in, right? But what would it?

I mean, can you go straight into the black hole? I mean, can you go straight into the earth? You can go straight into anything. You can't go straight into the sun. Why not? Well, that is not that you could never accelerate away from the earth fast enough. If you flew, like if you canceled out all the momentum,

you gained from launching off the earth, you just counter- Yeah, but gained from launching off the earth, you just counter Yeah, but give me momentum. Yeah, and you basically freeze yourself relative to the sun Then you just fall straight in but what I heard that speed. Oh, I don't know I don't know very difficult to actually hit the sun because you'll get pulled towards it and then miss it And you just enter orbit, but you would just yeah, you'd end up just be like Right, you're like swinging around it. Yeah, yeah, you'd have to There's my comments at the speed the earth is moving. Yeah, so you end up just be like, you're like swinging around it. Yeah, you'd have to leave at the speed,

the earth is moving. Yeah, so you just, I think it's like tens of thousands of miles per hour. I don't know if it's my hair. Any option that it's orbiting? I'm so confused. Well, yeah, because earth is going on the sun. Okay.

And then you leave. So you'd have to leave from the side that it's going. At the perfect momentum. And you'd have to leave with enough speed to just hang Yeah, in space it'd be like Jumping off with just hole away from you. Yeah, it'd be like jumping off the back of a car at the same speed that car is going You have a thing just land on the road nice and easy like that myth bus just thing where they fired the cannon at 50 miles an hour Of car

It just goes like For clarification for the poll Chad plane Plane was the dual few-cellage one. Yeah. And and the show plane was the Russian one. The show plane was the cool one. Showed Plane. Jackie, Jackie, people like Chad Plane, right? Chad Plane does CrossFit.

Showed Plane is a bodybuilder. It's pretty into that way. You also explained something really cool to me where if you were like on a ship and saw someone go into a black hole, that it would almost look like they're frozen in time. Well, I mean, assuming that the light left from them, and you could still see it, they'd just, yeah, as soon as they crossed the event horizon, they would be frozen there forever for you. And the thing is, like, when they like, like, their last, their last image as they went into it

would be like, what is it? Frozen. Oh my god. But when they would be like, it'd be frozen. Oh my God. But wouldn't they be like, like, start to fade? But basically, yeah, they would just like, it'd basically be falling instantly into black. Like they, because no light is escaping, you wouldn't see any. Yeah, my friends.

But if you were able to visualize them to you and they'd be like stuck and then you'd see them, like kind of, you'd see their head or their feet. I'm depending on which way they go in. It'd be weird. It'd be weird visualization. But what if they were holding a rope?

You'd have another black hole to pull it. The event of time Gavin... The event of time Gavin... The event of time Gavin has brought up having a rope or some type of thing connecting things in space. I just like the idea of you and Trevor just like, at home, having breakfast and you're like, Trevor, what's it like going into a little black hole?

Well, and this cool one compared to a super massive. No, it's just like, I'm very, very ignorant when it comes to space and everything like that. And like he clearly knows a lot about it. And so when that news about the black hole photo came out, it was like, start talking about it. It wasn't just like a random conversation went, hey. Your planes getting destroyed.

Yeah, well, I gave up on this community years ago. So. Oh, wow. Oh, God. You guys have failed, Blaine. You ever followed a reddit? Good choice, everyone, by the way. Chaplain.

Chode Plains way fucking cooler. Chode Plain. Man. Well, it makes it cool though. What does it do? What does that one do? The other one doesn't do. by the way, Chad Plains, Chaud Plains way fucking cooler. Chaud Plains, man. Well, it makes it cool though. What does it do? What does that one do? The other one doesn't do. Cause Chad Plains, like, it's just so small.

Like, Chaud Plains, you can't play it. You can't play it, not small. You can't play it, all the time. Chaud Plains, the largest plane. You can put like a basketball court in a bunch of cars in like a, and a weight room in Chaud Plains. You know, when you need to move the basketball court in the show.

Now we're play basketball in the sky. Right. Like a super massive black hole is a Chad black hole. And then the other one is showed that was definitely a joke black hole that we got a photo of. Showed playing they would like put a tank in it for a fast and the furious movie and then Chad playing would be like, what's this?

Like a rocket. They go to space when That goes to space. When they go to space in the fast and furious rocket, it's cool. The rocket's fucking dope. I bet. Chad plane taking you, like, train vehicles.

Chad plane will be in the new Fast and Furious movie. Yeah. I just say, that would be great to be with. It's like, oh, fuck, there it is. There it is. Chad plane rules. I am. It's so cool.

Did he take off on two runways? That's a good question. They probably need a special extra wide runway. I mean, there's partially the runway and partially the taxi way at the same time. We know when they have runways kind of like two runways side by side that there's like a little strip of grass in between them. But that's how GTA pull works.

And some real airports too. Yeah. So it must be true. All right. But that's how GTA pull-ups and some real airports too. Yep. So it must be true. All right. Well, I think that's all we had for planes and black holes. You're welcome to stay if you want. No, I'm good. Do you have a nice day today?

What's up? Do you have a nice day today? It was a day. I hope I enlightened you a little bit on planes. Thank you for helping me explain what I couldn't. I don't like the pick Chad Plane or Chaud Plane. I'm sorry. I still really respect you.

Also that video of you waving at Matt when he was going through the office was like the cutest shit ever. You like for God he was there. And then you would. Yeah. Yeah. It's my favorite.

I'm not. It's good. Bye, Jack. So I talk. I talk. Oh, look at that. Look at playing. That's not real. That's a! Oh, that's a photoshop, but damn it.

That's cool playing. I feel like that plane would try and take up and both of its wings would just fly into each other. Yeah, but like, the wings would just fall. It's finging the ground. It's all engine. Yeah.

It's just like the biggest clap. It'd be like two black holes. I got a rope. I hope someone from that team watches this podcast and starts calling it Chad Plane. I hope they name the plane Chad. Like official. And they just put Chad's face on it with the size of their. I'm going to read this other thing here.

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it is by the guy Captain Disillusion, the guy who's like, Oh, the face guy. Yeah, he's got like half of his face a silver. Yeah, I got my good vids He makes good videos and he did one about frame rates Which I thought you know and then frame rates in video and why we do things the way we do and I'd never Understood why in the US TV was 30 frames a second, but in the UK was 25 frames a second and in his video He fucking explains it. I guess like when TVs first came out, they didn't really have the technology or like to use processors to regulate the frame rate.

So what the engineers did at the time was they tied it to the electricity current. And electricity in the US is 60 hertz. So it's like, oh, okay, we'll just have that and have a frame every two oscillations. And in the UK, it oscillates at 50 hertz. So like, you would have that and have a frame every two oscillations and in the UK it oscillates at 50 hertz So like they would have that to 25 and that's like why we have NTSC in PAL Well, the resolutions are different, but that's why the frame rates are different and they also talked about why

We use 29.97 as a frame rate instead of around 30 which is something I never thought about I was like, oh yeah, I just bugging in at 29.97. It's when they went from black and white to color, the color signal and the audio signal start interfering with each other. So to combat that, they offset the video signal by 0.03 frames. That way it wouldn't bleed over into the audio. It seems like such a quick fix.

Like, well, we've already put this in place. How about that? And then all future technology has to adapt. 29.99. One moment where they're like, well, we've already put this in place. How about that? And then all future technology has to adapt to that one moment where they're like, we'll just do that. And it's now all these new standards have to be built under that crap decision. And he talks about that. It's like, we don't need that anymore.

Everything's digital. You don't even have to worry about any of that. But it's like, we still have this holdover stuff that, you know, we work in radio production. I don't know if you knew the 2997 thing, but I was aware of that. Yeah, I never knew that's the reason. That's why we do 2997 and not. I mean, that surely has affected 24 on digital, because that's 2398, isn't it?

Yeah, right. It must be the exact same thing, right? Stupid. I'm just glad that we still have pal and NTSC frame rates, but at least the resolutions are the same these days. Right, because of HD. That's standard. But it's a real mess between doing the speaking countries.

It's only like a four minute video and I thought it was like super, super well done. If you have no idea what frame rates are at all, it's like, Jackie starts very basic and then even explains some in depth to stuff like that. So super cool video, I highly recommend everyone watch it. What's like the one thing? I think Gavin's would be slow motion, but the one thing that you could just explain perfectly

to someone and maybe like wow, I don't understand. Do like a whole TED talk on or something. Yeah, if you have TED talk, what would it be? Chad planes. Chad planes. What would yours be like air crashes? Airplane investors.

Air safety maybe? Okay. Let's make it a little positive. Safety, okay. So, Soma. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Black holes.

Disney movies. Disney movies. I don't know. I asked the question. I don't know what I was. Star Wars. I don't protein. About fitness, muscle development.

I'm not an authority on many of those things though, so I don't know. I don't know. Oh, just like something that you know, I wouldn't say like an authority, but just something you know enough of so you could talk about it. Yeah.

Presentation on. Sure. Maybe not a TED talk. Maybe like short videos, comedy videos, little things like that. I think I could do a good talk on that. Like writing? Or like no, like comedic delivery.

I like the others those little Instagram videos. Yeah, you make good content and very short amount of time. Yeah. I feel like no one else at the company really even tries. Oh, thanks. Oh, I mean, I don't think anyone can compare. You make such great little, like, did you ever do them on Vine or was it just Instagram?

I did a couple of Vine's that were actually like, I would watch those, now that it's all deleted, they're all gone, but like I watched some vines, you know, like from years before, I was like, oh, not bad, they hold up pretty well. Yeah, we used to do those vines with Bernie. Yeah, those are fun. Yeah, I missed it.

Didn't you do one, was it a vine? You did one with like a rocking chair or something that was like a scary one? Oh yeah, and your apartment. That was a vine, yeah. So I think I watched that like, well, it's a vine, so I probably watched it, like, 15 to 20 times. It was really funny.

I know it's a good one. When I watch it, and then I wanna watch it over and over again, I'm like, oh, it was a good content. If I can only do that, but like for like 120 minutes. Speaking of your videos and protein, I have to ask, I watched your video that you put out, I think it was yesterday about leaving Chicago

and all the protein shakes you drink. You were there for three days? Three nights? I got in Thursday night, Friday, Saturday, left Sunday morning, so four days, three nights. You had literally 15 bottles of protein? Well, 16, but I threw one of them away by the day. How?

Oh, was it the banana cream one? You threw that one away on purpose, right? How many did you have? I think it was 16 total. 16 total. So that's... I love the fact that you do this because it's like, it's just funny to do.

But I like to think about the... I like to think about the fail of the attempts. Like, what take is the fun of those? I mean, most of the time they're like first take, but like this one was like take 50. I was like, I had some friends, and I was trying to do the night before I had some friends and find my other hotel room

to eat white castle, and I was too busy trying to make the response video. That by the time it was done, it was like 20 minutes and passes, like they're probably already asleep. So you didn't even go on, because you're like, you're making a lot of videos. You're looking on your own.

Yeah. But so that means you drink how many a day? I think. Cause you're used to of the things. You're working on your own hands. Yeah. But so that means you drink how many a day? Well, like, because you're used to doing the shake. Well, there are only 25 grams of protein each and I like to get at least one gram of protein per pound of body weight. Okay. So, factor in the rest of my diet, huh?

Per day? Yeah. So, like, if you're 150 pounds, it's 150 grams per day. Yeah, but then factor in like, I'm gonna have some other meals and stuff like that. So, I was like, I was like, I'll do like it's 150 grams per day. Yeah, but then factor in like, I'm gonna have some other meals and stuff like that. So I was like, I'll do like four-ish bottles a day. Okay.

But then like, when I like, and people, I pissed me off because people are like, just go down to CVS and buy a tub. And I was like, that's not funny. Like, I bought, like, I already have like eight of these things. Like, let's keep going with the bit. It's gonna cost more money, but it's stupid. It's also, the cost is going to,

if you bought a tub, aren't those like 40, 50 bucks anyways? The tub would have been, I mean, though, like I was at a hotel and the hotel, it was like super expensive and I was legitimately buying the amount of all their protein bottles. Oh my god. Because they'd come in there like, you again, and be like, yeah, I don't know if you think that.

Come in my protein. But yeah, no, the funnier, the wheels are funny to make. But yeah, I think it was 16 bottles total. It's so much protein. I, what I'm excited for, I can text this to Eric, but, or should I slack it to Eric? I like it. What I'm excited about is I left all the protein bottles

on a, like a cabinet or something in the room and like whoever comes in later to clean that place up, they're gonna be like, what the fuck is the relief of some tip money. Why didn't he throw it in the trash? Because I have much to fill in my trash cans. I have a thing against people coming into my room and cleaning it when I'm not there.

I don't know what it's like for you. Yeah, I keep the do not disturb sign on my door. Yeah, I do too, but sometimes some spars to take it and then they walk it on you while you're on the shits out. Was Dan? Nope. Somebody that we know, are they here? Is it my roommate?

It's me. She had the room next to mine. Next my two notes. I didn't have one. So I, I was doing a two with the door. And the door for the bathroom face the door And it's just it's an awful wipe when you get interrupted It's because yeah, I was clenched up and

That's that's rough the best part of it is that you came downstairs later that day and you're like The best part of it is that you came downstairs later that day and you're like, I fucking walked it on me taking a shit. I thought I had my sign on the door and I was like, oh fuck, you did have your sign. And you knew it was my room. Yeah. I should have just taken some strangers or just not taken it all but a good human being. That's why I like it when it's a light. It's like a button on the inside of the room

that just turns the light on. That's it. I can't take that. That's good. Yeah, those are cool. I also put the deadbolt on my, or not the deadbolt. What's that thing called? A lock.

Oh, I put that on. When I'm inside, yeah. That is kind of your fault, Gav. I know, I just assumed that I was safe. That's what I left my hotel cleanup crew to be like, what the fuck is this guy's deal? That's gonna fill that bin. My favorite bit though was like the night before. So I'm like making this video to send to like Max Gowall

and Chasty, like a couple of friends from San Francisco. And while I'm like trying to stack these bottles up, I can hear my neighbors next door having sex because we had one of those shared door things. And I kept dropping all my bottles. So he's just like right when they're like in the middle of fucking and they would stop and then go back to it and then I would keep stacking and it kept falling over. They probably felt like a giant child was playing with the blocks in my room or something.

They're not wrong. Yeah. Does anybody here watch Nathan for you? I used to, there were a couple episodes. Seen like an episode or two. It makes me think at one point, it's a great show. Everyone should watch it. You should have to watch it. It's over, they're not making anymore. In one episode, he tried to design and sell this device,

which was like an isolation chamber for kids. So you could put a kid in it, and they would like play games and like be entertained, and you could have sex right outside of it. And like the kid wouldn't hear any tested it by like putting a kid in it and then having like poor actors come and have sex in a hotel room. While the kid was in the isolation chamber. Risky dude. He had a lot of risky things like that. What was the response of that episode? It worked. Wow. Thumbs up. Fucking hell. things like that. What was the response to that episode? It worked. Wow thumbs up fucking hell, but like That would have been bad like the implications behind that are oh boy. I'm sure they knew it worked before they they

Oh, there it is. Oh my god. Oh Like the concerts like in their robes right there. Does he? Oh my god. Just like right there. Dude, they're like, they know he's there too. I don't know how they would have gotten it up. I guess porn stars, they can just do it. They get fluffers. Yeah.

I actually, I knew a guy, or no, I knew of a guy who wanted to be a porn star. So in college, you would go to parties and have sex in front of the parties as like a way of practicing What do you mean on the lawn? Yeah, or in like the root like a table or you know like just end the party like to lose a house party He'd go in and he'd have like sex in the kitchen and people wouldn't be like Stop He kept getting invited to parties and be like I'd be like oh that fucking guy

No, but he's probably like he's I think he was like a good looking dude I mean he like went on to be like, oh, that fucking guy, no! But he's probably like, I think he was like a good looking dude. I mean, he like went on to be a porn guy. It doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter, dude. If I'm throwing a party, I don't want that person in there. Yeah, it's like, don't like, it's a really good one. It's not the time. But if he's in the kitchen, they knew that that was like a thing, you know.

But who's the other person he's having? It's just like, I'm the other person. What are you looking for? He's like, five dancers, but with sex. Why is this so weird? But it's, you know, because most people, well, I mean, I'm speaking for myself, when I go to a pot, I don't wanna see a lot of genitals,

just what I have like a pot. Just like a fair amount. Just a moderate amount. Maybe like an accidental tit drop. But like a spilled tit. Well, anyways, he went on to become very good at porn. So he's in porn now?. So he's in porn now. I think he's in porn now.

Yeah. Worked out for him, I guess. What's his name? Who's that like really, uh, Ron Jeremy? Is that the famous porn show? Yeah. Who looks like a fucking troll? Wow.

Sorry, Ron, if you're tuning in. I'm not sorry. He's a big roustie fan. Oh. So I was gonna make something, something cock bite joke, but could you make a poll? Would you be cool if a dude showed up to your party and had sex? I just like the idea of having like one guy shows up

and have sex and has sex. Is this if it's just one like one person can do that? Did he bring a party with you? Yeah, with the women or what did he like? Was it like nobody person can do that. Did he bring it? Did he bring a part of the room? Yeah, with the room in the room. Yeah, like nobody knew? Who's for this one? Anyone? Any takeus?

I don't know. We like some part of it. Let me say, what if I just had sex right now, Blake? Question for you guys. I feel like I'm weird. If there's ever, or if there has ever been a moment in your life where you've either a, heard people having sex or be seen people having sex.

Let's say like through your window at a hotel into another window or something. Do you stop and try to watch or listen or do you try to get out of there? I try to leave. Really? Yeah. If someone was...

Like a big big kiss. Like a big kiss to you. Like a big kiss to you. Like a big kiss to you. Like a big kiss to you. Like a big kiss to you. Like a big kiss to you. Like a big kiss to you. Like a big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big by listening? No, I don't know how that would work. I totally try to listen. Now, I'd probably be funny for like 30 seconds that I'd have to put some headphones on. When I was checking out, so they heard me doing the bottle thing next door,

and then when I was checking out the next day, I saw a couple walking past me and we all just shared eye contact because they knew I was the guy next to them because they saw me exiting here. Were you carrying any bottles? And I knew they're, I was, I was. Yeah, because I took one to the airport with me.

And there was this moment where we all knew who the other was. So largely people are normal, I would say. What is the 16%? That is kind of, that is higher than I expected. I mean, these are just weird parties, you know? Weird parties? Like sex parties? Yeah, I mean, they're- Because if it's a sex party, then I understand. It's with it, because you know. Weird parties? Like sex parties? Fuck. Yeah, I mean, me.

Because if it's a sex party, then I understand. It's weird that because sex is like the most extreme sexual activity, like pen- Sex is the most- Let's our title. That's our title. That'll get demonetized and you do it. But like sexual intercourse is like, that's the top.

But if he just, well, you're gonna get into the anal in that. But if he just stood there, whipped his dick out and jerked off, it would somehow be way more inappropriate, I think. Yeah. Because like, which is like a milder form of... So this one person instead of two. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess it all depends on like who he's making eye contact with during this act. Oh, so if he just looks straight down, it'd be fine. It'd be better than it makes direct eye contact at you while he fucking jerked off or a fucking other person staring at you. All right, I think we're good with the poll. I think we can shut it off.

20% that's fucking hot. 105 people. They're crazy. That means that several people here right now who probably would be okay with it. I'm gonna probably go to that party. Well, just, I got Blaine was, and we were pretty much established that.

As long as they're not touching the food, it's one of the punch balls. They're on the snacks, they will. I have a very strong need for good snacks at parties. Just a foot in the salsa, and you're just like, I just need to get my foot. Can you just need to, come on. Wait, almost, almost.

That's a joke. You got? Wait, almost. Almost. That's a joke. I can. You got it. High five. So everyone, get their taxes done. Today's tax day. Oh wait, you all aren't American citizens.

I still have to do tax. I just have to pay all the taxes. This is not to actually follow that. I don't know how that works. Guess what? I'm an American citizen. I don't know how your side works. I'd file for an extension.

So I have to pay there. I feel like normally I get it done really fast. This year, I don't know something happened. I procrastinated going to mention. Yeah. I have to pay there. I feel like normally I get it done really fast. This year, I don't know something happened. I procrastinated and I waited. I only got it done like last week. But do you get money back? Is that a personal question? I don't know.

No, I didn't. Okay. Sucks. Normally I do. This year something was different. It did not. So it was different. Is it like a different governing body or something interesting?

Then lost you? Wait, no, no, mine. Yeah, I did my taxes. It was great. I got money back. We're all responsible adults. Yeah. It seems like that was the most besides sex.

That was the most adult thing I could think of when I was a kid. It's like that's when you know you're an adult. When you have sex and when you're paying taxes. I still don't fucking understand how to do it. No. Mm-hmm. For a paid taxes?

It's an adult. That was true. I don't know if you ever watch Adam Ruins everything, but he had an episode a couple of years ago about why doesn't the government just send you a bill and say, this is what we think you owe in taxes, let us know if it's right or if it's wrong. Because they already have all of your information, right?

Like your employer already sends all the paperwork to them, right? So it's like, they've already know everything. Why don't you just get a paper that's like, this is what we think your bill is. That would be fucking amazing. It verified, but apparently in the US, like all the tax preparation companies have lobbied the government enough to where they don't allow that you have to use

In most cases you have to use software And like because the software manufacturers like turbo tax and each and our block and like all those people have set it up This way to where you they made it intentionally complicated so you have to use their software so that they can make money off of it I don't know and there's things like a smaller Last week tonight, you know like it kind of like blows the whistle on some things that people aren't aware of. It's interesting. I like that kind of content, but it also makes me realize

what a she-plant we live on. Yeah. Like I watched the WWE one and was like, ooh, that's rough. I like last week tonight, but it's always like, well, everything sucks. Yeah. That was just the news though. I feel like that's just the news these's always like, well, everything sucks. Yeah. That would be just the news though. I feel like that's just the news these days.

Yeah, that's true. Agreed. Yeah, so shitty. All right, that was someone in the chat had requested that we talk about finance. There you go. What was the threshold for paying tax? Like the minimum? Yeah.

Currently. I don't know. I think you have to report it always,'t you I would assume so it's not I don't I don't know at what point you actually What's the minimum what ink? Yeah, like if you are in like two thousand dollars a year. I don't think you pay anything on it I think I think it might be like ten thousand or something I'm sure the government wants its money. You're on

Do you have to file a tax return. I don't know. Anyone in the comments unemployed? Some of us unemployed in the chat. Or a CPA. Okay. In chat, I don't pay taxes because I'm unemployed. And they did the emoji with the sunglasses.

Nice. But that doesn't mean you didn't have to do a return of some sort. This isn't related to actual taxes, but do you guys ever like kind of follow that theory of the stupid tax, which is like if you wasted money on a bad investment or you like lost a $20 bill or something, it's like, oh yeah, that's my stupid tax, payment of stupid tax. Huh, I've heard that before. like, oh yeah, that's my stupid tax. Payment of stupid tax. I've heard that before. Yeah.

I've heard that term. I've bounced out where I think I'm in a net positive right now where I have like, I've lost money on like stupid bullshit or like I'll lend somebody money to get paid back or whatever. But then you can also get like, like bonus, you know, you're like, oh, you're good luck tax or you're good luck pay out or something

where like you find a dollar on the street. Or if you've just robbed somewhere. You've robbed someone, yeah. You rubbed somewhere? Yeah, that's another one. That's like good. Remember that time I accidentally robbed you? I feel like a little of that. Just suck more.

I'm like really bad for you. You robbed me on the podcast. How'd that happen? Oh, I gave you that back though, right? No, you lost it. Oh yeah. Wait, what did you do? Gus gave me 20 bucks for something and I put it in my shirt and then I couldn't find it.

Super tack. I swear. After the podcast, he's like I don't know where to win. I was literally. I literally. They're both stupid for that interaction. I just do tax. But no, I accidentally robbed Gavin one time. So I can't remember the detail. So we were out. We're at drinks. Little Wooddrows down south, we're used to get drinks. Probably having some sliders and some bevs. And I don't know what happened, but your wallet was on the table or something like that?

I assume we were having a classic conversation about, like, oh, I have a little thin wallet, and I've got a fat wallet, just because I have to keep a bunch of shit on people in two countries. In front of you, while you were watching, I took your wallet and put it in my purse. And both of us laughed.

Ha ha. Law, good one. But then I didn't take it back out. And then Gavin got a taxi home. Couldn't pay for it. And didn't have his wallet on him. Yeah, didn't have my ID, which, I mean, technically I'm legally required

to have on me at all times. Yep. Because I'm foreign. Didn't have that either. God damn. And then I think I couldn't get into the office the next day. I think you also, like you were saying it, Jeff's right, so you couldn't get in either. Yeah, it was, it was really annoying for like 24 hours. Yeah.

But that's a fun memory though. Yeah, it's another fun story courtesy of Barbara. Whereas the other one? Which really embarrassing for like 10 seconds? Yeah, so follow up on the person in chat who said they were unemployed They said I am Canadian and I set that for the joke 100% I had to file for tax returns. Oh Well, that's disappointing. Yeah Have you ever had somebody whose car was towed at your place and then you feel responsible? Is that the responsibility rest on you?

Is it towed out of your drive? Does it what? I mean, if it's just on the street, it's not your fault, is it? It was in a parking garage that I was... That happened, that exact thing happened to me in Trevor. I felt horrible. This is when we first started dating. And so I had a reserve

parking spot in my apartment garage. And I thought it was like mine to do whatever I want with. Yeah. And so I knew he was coming over that day. And so I parked just like somewhere else in the garage. And I was like, here's my spot number. You could park there. Yeah. He parked there and then he stayed over that night and then in the morning he like left my apartment and he texted me he goes my car is not here and I was like fuck and like sure I called my apartment and I was like was there a car toad from my spot and they were like yeah there was a car parked there that didn't have a sticker or anything like that. And like, fuck, like that's his car. And this is also like in January. It's weird that they just tow him

without checking with you. Right, they should tow him. But this should be a phone number to cool. Their rule is just like, if someone is parked in a reserved spot that pass was supposed to be there, they just remove the car. And I was like, it's my spot, like, Right, you can do what you want.

That was in parked in it. So if you had a rental or something, let your car was in the shop, they would tow that out there as well. Exactly, that was my argument as well. And so, like I went with him to the tow site and I paid for it because I was like, it's absolutely my fault

because I told you that you should park there and bubble a little off. 200 bucks? Yeah. It was like, 250 bucks, somewhere around there. But it was like, again, very early on in our dating. So I was like, oh my God, he's gonna be like. He's gonna break up with you and there he goes.

See you again. He was like absolutely peachy about it. He's like, okay. I was like, I'll pay for it. I'm so sorry. It's not your fault. That happened to me twice within two weeks. Oh my God.

I was having somebody over, had this date night thing. He was going really well. And I was like, just's not your fault. That happened to me twice within two weeks. Oh my god. I was having somebody over, had like this like date night thing. It was going really well. And I was like, just park on the roof, that's the visitor parking. She did. And then like, you know, we had a date, so like that. Wash the movies great. So walk in her back out, you know,

we're just like, it was like a movie moment. We're like, opening the door going. Because one of us told a joke and then we look and then, where's your car? It's just like, fuck, so then I had to drive her out like middle of the night. I did a good toad. To go, because so there's two levels of our visitor parking. There's the roof and then there's the tippy top roof.

And the tippy top roof is that's where you, the visitors go. Fast forward, I had another really awkward date night that involved a sex shop anyways. And she also, I was like, just park on the very top of the roof. You won't get towed. Same sort of thing, you know, open the door.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, where's your car? Your dates sound really annoying. There's, no, they're great. They laugh at me, they laugh at my jokes, so that means they're great. So then there's these two spots on the tapy top part of the roof that are not designated as visitor parking and they like got around like a technicality.

Oh my God. Fucking sucked. No better way to ruin a date than to have their target towed. Yeah, you can make the most of that. You'd be like, you want me to call you a cab or something? Yeah, no, no. I mean, they, no. You gotta take a bit of the shiver. You can do something shivilrous., no, no, I mean they know you do something

Chivalrous. I mean, yeah, I was right about there and I'll you know offer pays off or all like have them stay over Until the morning, but just so fucking sucks. Oh damn your car got told just you got a state of tomorrow You just have a friend that removes the car baby is cold outside Sun go creepy Yeah, rough stuff in. So about that thick shop, you got a call ring. No, so school date had a, we went to a driving movie theater while we're out there at one point, I left my car and I don't know, my car key wasn't coming out of the ignition.

I pulled it out and it was bent. And that was not interesting. So I tried bending it back, snap, break it. And I was like, okay, well, shit. I should have saw that coming. It's okay, have a spare key on me. So I pulled it out and I was like, all right, I just need to remember, this was my spare key.

I need to make sure I don't lock myself in or lock myself on my car. Then like fast-rooted the night, I went and did ax throwing. That was fun. And then we went to in and out, and you know, we're wearing those silly in and out hats. Ah, ha, ha, and then, like, there was a whole thing where one of us was betting during ax throwing if this person won the bet,

and we'd have to go to the sex shop, whatever. So we go to the sex shop, we're wearing our in and out hats, we're both just like, ooh, you know, get back out to the car right in front of the sex shop. We're both already embarrassed because we're at a sex shop. And then I was like, yeah, let's keep in my car. So I was like, I can see him through there.

So then we had to call AAA to come and fail us out. While we're just like hanging out in front of the sex shop. I'm gonna take him to show up. And how it hats, it was like 45 minutes. It was called out. So we're like, gotta go back in the sex shop. So we just like walk around the sex shop for 45 minutes waiting for the strip play guy. Why did you throw a brick in the window?

I mean, it was like tempting, but it's a Jeep, it's built strong. So yeah. But then the guy showed up, he was like, you guys don't have to tell your car, there's no way, it's unbreakable, I can't get into it. And it's like, you're fucking kidding me, it's like just use the, you know, and ended up me just having to stick my arm. He cracked the window just enough that I could stick my giant tree trunk arm in and reached in the ignition and pulled it out.

Oh my God. Yeah. That's the idea of locking my keys inside my car or inside my trunk always terrifies me. You have to like triple check every time. That was also the night. Later we get back to our apartment. What a crazy night. Car got so. That was the same day. That was the same night. Just later we get back to our apartment. What a crazy night. Car got to. That was the same day.

That was the same night. Oh, God, fuck you. Fuck you sucked. Well, you was just like, oh man. Ooh, glad that that's all done. Where's your car? Also, now that we're in the end of the podcast, you got something on your teeth.

With all the time? Yeah. As pizza. I stuffed it in. I didn't need anything. I didn't see it. I would've told you. I'll leave it in for continuity.

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all the property taxes for the year get updated. Like this is the day where they release new evaluations and you see how much your property tax, if you're a homeowner, if you have how much property tax you have to pay in the coming year. And the thread unread it was, it's super depressing because everyone's like,

yep, now my property tax is officially more than my mortgage or than my principal and interest on my house. Damn, it's a crazy side effect in that, Austin is so popular and people want to move here that it's like, oh, the taxes always just continue to go up because there's limited, limited housing supply and city needs to try to figure out a way to raise money. So that's what they do. They raise

the value. So I decided to look. I bought, you know, I moved back in 2014, right? And I bought a place and in those five years between 2014 and now, I now pay $200 more a month in property tax. $2 more a month in property tax. It's $2,400 a year from just overnight. Well, like between 2014 and 2009, so over five years, it's gone up $200 a month. It's like, imagine, you know, if you're renting and your rent goes up like $200 a month, you know, it's just nonstop.

You could conceivably buy a house to be like, I can totally afford this house. Then in a few years, like I can't afford this house anymore. I wonder how many people have changed. Relocate, or especially the people, because they like tear down a bunch of houses and like make really expensive ones, which I'm sure then would increase the property tax

of the ones that just hold out and are in the old ones to the point where they just have to move. Right, and if you're at happens very regularly. And if you move, you have to move somewhere like further away. And some places that even have property tax. Do they not?

Yeah. Okay, not here. Not here. Yeah, it's the main one. And I think the Texas legislature was trying to pass a law where they would increase sales tax to try to stop property tax increases. But if you point out, well, then that unfairly affects like renters or like people who can't

afford to live to who can afford to buy a house. Like now, everything they buy is more expensive in order to save money for people who can't afford to buy a house. So what determine is property tax? Is it the plot of land or like the size of the house in square feet or like the value of the house? Right. Like they assign a value to your land and to your your house, the improvements that you've done on the land. Yeah. And then that's, and then every year, they'll, they'll increase it. And you can file for an extension. Like if you, or I'm sorry,

if you can file for an exemption, if you live in a house, you can say that you live there as your primary residence, and then they'll, they can only increase it so much. They can't increase it as much as they normally would. I'm so waiting to hear back from my apartment. How much rent has gone up? Because I'm still renting. I bet it's going to be a ton. I'm not looking forward to it. As do you renew your lease too? Yeah, and I think we're going to stay there because I like it. But uh, it's good. Yeah, it should sucks. I know, it's always annoying when they raise it a lot, but haven't done anything to improve the living situation with the apartment.

So like, you're just raising it for the sake of raising it. Well, if you're there property taxis, they're going up too, so they're going up too. Very true. Very true. It all trickles down. Are you typing in the chat while you're in the podcast? Yeah.

I know, I see a winky face. I get all this. Yeah, I communicate with the people. See, from the rest of the podcast, only communicate with me through the chat. I was laughing because I'm not gonna say who I was. Tim just walked in and was like subtly looking at the pizzas. He went through all four boxes

and then he finally settled in the last one. He pulled a piece out and then like, as if like, no, like to hide it, put put it like held the pizza like this on his side. Just like walked away with it like, can we get food cam next week? Cool. Yeah. Like motion lights like if someone goes for the food, it's like, that's great. The lights come on in the camera. Like a racoon. Yeah. Just that.

Definitely. Send out a message being like extra pizza. I just want to message guys. Thanks. I eat podcast food every week that I'm not on. What? Because a lot of it like ends up getting taken home and I'm hungry. It's true.

There's a lot of excess every week. Yeah. So I don't play. We don't have a whole department who would want that. Thanks, Blaine. Do you guys take over all the pizzas at the end of this thing? What kind of question is that? They don't throw it away.

Well, okay. I will also say broadcast gets their lunch provided by the company more than I think anybody. Oh, I want to talk about the lunch we got today. Lunch text is going up. Not anymore. We haven't had lunch go live. Well, what was lunch today?

So we had the weird So we had so weird. So, so weird. So weird. Once a week, Rupert he's very graciously buys lunch that I went in the company. Today's that day, it's Monday. It was? No, normally you go, you, we get an email in the morning. It's like, this is what your, your lunch is going to be today.

Yeah. Today's was really weird. I was like, I'm sure I'm not reading this right. I'm just going to wait till lunch shows up and And I'm gonna go down there and see what there is There was it was a mashed potato bar A match potato Yeah, you load you had to Pub some mashed potatoes and then you put stuff on top of it

Yeah, I was like I had some mash. I was like this is clearly like the side of something Where's the object I was like getting thing and then it looked like a bunch of like taco toppings and like great. And I used to like some other and that. Yeah. And South Korea was like, I guess there's going to be a tortilla at the end of this. And it was then there was gravy. And I was like, okay.

I don't know. I don't know what's on my plate. But I'm going to. The guy who organized the lunch was coming down the line telling everyone, there's been some confusion. It's a mashed potato bar. Yeah. The mashed potato is the entry. He telling everyone, there's been some confusion. It's a mashed potato bar. Yeah, but that's not true. The mashed potatoes are on trees.

He's like, it's not a side. Jesus Christ. I had like a tiny little sliver of mash and then just a bunch of toppings that was the main meal. It was very strange. I was willing to give it a shot but I was like, see in their eating, I was like,

what is this? I mean, to be fair, there also was like pieces of chicken that you could put on your plate as well. It was like a label spicy chicken, but wasn't very spicy. It was chicken on mashed potatoes though. I don't know, but that's why I think that it was like, you're supposed to.

It was like, you're supposed to. It was like, it was like a baby potato bar, but without the skin, it's like, you're missing the best part. You get the fucking, you get green onions, sour cream, maybe some cheese. Are you talking for a jacket potato? For a big potato, yeah.

Well, you don't call it a jacket potato. I'm so thankful that they provide lunch. A jacket potato? But like, I basically, I think I may eat one out of every five of the meals that they provide because it's just like, I can't, like, lasagna, it's like, I, it's my Monday morning. It's time to take a nap at 3 p.m.

Yeah, yeah, it's like, I gotta go get chicken breast or something. Yeah, there's been a couple times, and I love Italian food, but when we have all Italian for lunch, and it's like four different types of pasta, LaZon, yeah. Like Mama Mia, I cannot eat that much. Like, yeah, and like garlic bread, and I'm like, tarb heaven right here. Yo, there was a short that we filmed last week.

I was not involved in that. I wasn't in that short. So I was like in my office all day. Then at one point Maryl came by, she's like, oh my god, there is so much food left. Go eat it. Like you're trying to get everyone to go buy and eat all the food that they had to eat.

Yeah, because it was smaller crew that day. A lot of people were out of the office. I guess, yeah, it's been weird with Arizona Circle filming. And then yeah, thanks guys. A lot of a lot of people read the office. I guess yeah, it's been weird with Arizona Circle filming and then yeah Thanks guys a lot of a lot of a lot of people been out. We're having you like fucking blast Are you like just out of the office that I'm I this is my first day back in the office and I think two or three weeks Yeah, everyone everyone I spoke to you is working on it said it's been like the best thing they've done It's it's a lot of fun. I'm very jealous I we're we're posting a bunch of pictures and stuff like that

And I think we should have something to show for RTX. But we're all having a blast. It's gonna be really crazy and stuff. But yeah, I've been out. That's awesome though, because like, crap services, my breakfast and lunch are paid for. So I just got a show up to set and I'm already fed.

And they've had like pretty healthy meals and stuff like that. So I'm just like cloud nine right now. You guys have all been on to some degree, right? Yeah. Have you had a part? Gavin, did they cast you? You're always so busy though.

Yeah, Gavin's too busy for other things. For me. Although I did, for some reason today, I was thinking about 11 Little Roosters. And I was just like, I want to watch that first episode again. And I was like, this was a fun shoot. Well, it was just fucking good. That pilot was great.

A whole bunch of people from your shoot that I don't, we don't get to typically being cast with a bunch of you guys. I could hold you a bitch in that episode. Oh, yeah, you did. That was funny. Wait, 10 or 11? 11.

11. 10 was the first one. 10, yeah. Oh, I worked on one of them. Yeah, you wrote, directed with Josh. Yeah, that's fun. And because you were so important to that shoot, you wouldn't eat the liquid

that was on the floor of the armory. The pickled juice. The pickled juice. Whoa, I wanted to. I know, we were talking about this recently. Yeah, but it wouldn't let you stand down. I was like, it's just pickled juice. You're in a homeless person, probably spissed in that.

It's like, I don't think anybody would have done that. It looked like you've been there a long time. You shouldn't have had that. It's like, I don't think anybody would have done that. It looked like it in there a long time. You shouldn't have had that. People just good. Electro lights. I love pickle juice. I'll pickle anything. Yeah.

But the pickle, it's just vinegar, isn't it? Yeah. What is it? Yeah, I think it's just vinegar and cucumber juice. It's good for you. It's tasty. It's tasty. How is that good for you?

I hate cucumbers, man. I fucking love pickles. Can you come visit so much? Yeah, you do hate cucumbers. Wasn't there something that like you're out of fancy restaurant and there was a dish that had like little cucumbers on it? It happens all the time. I hear like, fuck it.

Fancy people like cucumbers, not me. If they just kind of taste like garbage. Well, like just like, yeah, I mean, it's just like a water but in solid form but not iced. You know, I feel like a celery. I love celery. Yeah, it's just like nothing in, but in solid form, but not iced. You know, I feel like a celery. I love celery. Yeah, it's just like nothing in your mouth. It's like, yeah, there's nothing wrong with cucumber.

It's so inoffensive. I don't like zucchini. Really? Yeah. It's a cany's fine. It's a cany's like the one food that I'm not too fond of. Yeah, I don't like it. Grilled jet, rank.

That and mashed potato bars. Yeah, my two gripes. Mushrooms can go fuck themselves. What the fuck? Yeah, I like roll mushrooms I'm like any mushrooms if you're bad Mushroom sauce mushroom soup delicious pass Tip they've got a bit of soggy and rubbery when they cook Don't like them don't trust them Trust them that's the way it moves.

I like them. So we're close on time. We were a little longer to go. I had I had to buy something I never had to buy this past weekend. I've had a problem in my backyard where I have security cameras outside. And for the past couple of weeks, I've had a problem where I keep seeing this fucking possum in my backyard. I had a possum the other day as well. And first I didn't care. It's whatever. There's a possum. It's fine. But now the possums got babies and I see it like a fucking pro-doss carrier and starcraft. It's got like all these little possums

over it. It's like they're falling off all the time. It's like this thing's fucking dropping possums everywhere. And it lives everywhere. It's like fumbling its possum. It's like they're falling off all the time. It's like, this thing's fucking dropping possums everywhere. And it lives everywhere. It's like fumbling its possums. It's like, this little possums chasing it. And I gotta do something about it. So I was reading up, I was like, what can you do about possums? And at first I thought, like, oh, you trap them, right?

You trap them and someone comes to take some, can't trap them. If you trap a possum and take it away, then the possums lost. And it dies. It doesn't know where it is, right? And it'll die. Oh my god. It's like, oh fuck, so bad. It lost. And it died. It was not where it is, right? And it was like, it'll die. Oh my god.

It's like, oh, fuck. So it's a wild possum. Right. And my fear is, like, I don't care if the possums are, but my fear is that one night, if I take my dogs out, like the possums are going to be there and they're going to get into a fight. So I'm like, you dog could take it. No, this possums bigger than my dog.

Possums would win. This possums, and it's got backups, carrying like, their babies on it. So I was like, what do you do about possums? Well, what I read was you buy fox urine. And so what I had to do was I went and I bought fox urine and I sprayed fox urine all over my back yard. To try to scare the possum away. That doesn't sound like something you should buy at 3 30 this morning that fucking possum with all the babies on its back.

Walk through my fucking backyard. Fox urine doesn't work. Maybe didn't spray enough. That's right. I'm gonna go home right now after work. I'm gonna fucking cover that yard and fox piss. How do you even buy fox piss? You buy a sporting goods store. I went to the academy up here by the like, someone is making a living out there like milking foxes into it. I don't think you milk a fox. You can piss it in a bucket. It's not milk, but you're milking him. Yeah, someone out there collects fox urine and you can buy it in a little one-out spray bottle for five bucks.

What are the pisses can you buy? I don't know. All I want it was fox. That's all I saw. Did it stink? Did it smell like piss? I tried to avoid smelling it. I wore, it tonight late text gloves while I used it. Yes, smells night.

All right, I'll smell it. I'll do a live. We, we held the Fox Piss smells. Could you hashtag Fox Piss? Does Poss and Piss keep away a Fox? I think a Poss and Piss would attract a Fox. We've already found out what the Fox says. How we found out what the Fox smells like.

Piss. Could you not, before you did that, did you attempt to pee in your, have you peed in your own backyard? I have not. Why not? It's like, it's almost, because I have toilets. Yeah, it's a freeing sensation, peeing out in your yard. Have you done it?

Nature. Yeah, you know, I don't have a backyard. Have you pissed in your balcony? I pissed in, no,. I'd be like kidding. I piss in a random guys backyard one time. Yeah No, it was there people having sex at that party. No It was someone who I This is couple like two years ago someone I hooked up with and nice they lived in like the mother-in-law sweet thing.

Oh, okay. And this person, he owned the house too, but he had like 10 of his buddies in town. And it was the middle of the night. I woke up, there was no bathroom in the mother-in-law sweet and it was pouring rain and like pitch black. I didn't know how to get into the house to go use the bathroom.

I also didn't want to like stumble into the house and like accidentally step on a dude, whatever. And so I just squatted in his yard and pissed. I'm just imagining like some guy looking out his window and then lightning crashes and he sees. It was definitely not my proudest moment. I was really really hard. Did you get soaked while you were doing it?

No, it was like drizzling. How did you not pistol up your shoes? I didn't have shoes on. Did you piss that off that? I just tried to do my best lean back while also squatting. The problem was there was no toilet paper, so I just shook. God. Damn dude. They probably thought like, you're like a classy man was outside. You're like quite a classy person when you want to be. And then imagining you just shaking

piss off of your vagina in a lawn. A lot of, yeah, I guarantee you that there's probably some ladies in the chat who have had to pee in the woods or somewhere or in a stall that didn't have toilet paper and had to just do a little shake. Do you not just carry some on you for an emergency? No. In your purse, there's no boggrel, just like a little. I could probably count on my hand the number of times I have, I've needed toilet paper and didn't have any.

But you're thinking what it really next is yeah, wouldn't it have made made up for the like your whole life's worth of carrying ball growth for that one moment when that will need to use it? Probably. I get it. And also it would have nice actually use a toilet in that situation and not pissing some stranger's yard. For all I know the guys inside the house were still awake and we're watching me pee in the yard. Who knows? I guarantee they were yeah, probably

And not my not a great moment. I've never pissed in my own backyard You should give other people have in chat BB McBeeverson says I bet they didn't have any possums in their yard Did it yeah, if you want me to come pee in your yard, I'll do it. I'll let you know if the fox piss doesn't work Anyway, no blay and I have it because we've evolved to the point where we have toilets and Yeah, if you want me to come pee in your yard, I'll do it. I'll let you know if the fox piss doesn't work. Anyway, no blaine, I haven't, because we've evolved to the point where we have toilets and I pee in toilets.

It's nice being out in the yard. Like hearing pee in a brass is like the best day of Samar. I can open a window if I walk in my bathroom. It just feels good, you know? In your ears? Well, no, like, yeah, but it's just like peeing, it's just a freeing sensation. Why don't you just shut your eyes in your bathroom?

I'm ambus the toilet. That's a good point. I actually got a hunga thing, and it's the screen from Star Wars, whenever they're like going down the trench for one of them, Death Star, and it's the Navi computer, and it's like the little counters like like, it is stay on target,

and I have that hung above my toilet. Stan, it's very on brand for Blaine. Yeah. All right, well let's wrap this up. Thanks everybody for watching. We will see you guys next week. Peace to anyone's mouth. Bye.

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