Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chicken Spaghetti GIVEAWAY of a Lifetime - #712

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Drew Saplin as they talk about Chris’s chicken spaghetti giveaway, #STFspaghetti, old planes, photos of Drew in Houston, Survive Block Island Meltdown, Gus’s Billionaire Podcast, winning the lottery, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by MeUndies (http://Meundies.com/roosterteeth), ExpressVPN (http://ExpressVPN.com/rooster), and Arcadegeddon (http://Arcadegeddon.com). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Chris. I'm Drew. And I'm Gus. Kevin's running a little late today. He'll be here in just a minute. I ain't even doing British accent. I'm Kevin. There it is.

Oh, is he here? Oh. He's usually so punctual. Like I've seen him jogging and landing at the bell. Is that punctual? Yeah, like on time. That just means punctuals on time. Chris, you showed up to a like 90 seconds or more.

Yeah, you were just like, I didn't say it was punctual. Punctional? What is punctional? That's a combination of punctual and functional, isn't it? Yeah, and I feel both. Right. We have a very, should we wait for Gavin for the thing, the special thing we're doing?

We should wait for Gavin. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm just excited. So, should we wait for Gavin for the special thing we're doing? We should wait for Gavin. I'm just excited. It's a special thing. Oh, before we go any further, we do have some new squad team force merch. I've got this right here. You can see it's very subtle. It says STF.

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What is the deal with looney tunes and Mary Melodies? What do you mean what is the difference between the two? I don't even know what Mary Melodies are can I guess because you already know I don't know I don't know I just started asking questions, okay, and I'm down to rabbit hole. So I see no one's asking these questions. I'm intended. Both. Both are from the, okay, I know that loony tunes took music from the Warner library that was going to expire and that's what they made out of it. But you're right, there's a Mary Melody.

I'm going to guess based on the font alone that Mary Melody's predates loony tunes. And that was your original. I'm gonna look. And then also there's the Disney version that's not Mary Melody's or loony tunes. Oh, right. I don't remember what it's called.

I don't remember what it's called either, but it's also silly songs or something. Yes, it has kind of a crappy name. Chris, you look lost. I don't know what a Mary Melody is. It's a loony tune off brand. No, it's loony, it's straight loony toons. Like some of those characters were Mary Melody's characters

and some of them were loony toons characters. Like for example, Elmer Fud was a Mary Melody's character and Bugs Bunny would originally do cameos in Mary Melody's and then he would full-time the loony toons. What if they get like absorbed? I think they got absorbed. What if we find out this is some sort of Mandela effect and there was one of the other?

Like, Marimilities didn't exist. Hey, go. So, Lunitune started in 1930, Marimilities started in 1931. Oh, so I was absolutely wrong. No, but it's essentially the same time. We're arguing about what's the difference between Lunitune's and Marimilities? It's like the same thing.

Right. What's Marimilities? Exactly. Lunitunes. You're like, this is why you have beef? Is this the beef? This is the beef. Okay. Why do they have two of these Right. What's Mary Melody? Exactly. Looney tunes. Oh. You're like, this is why you have beef? Is this the beef? This the beef. Why do they have two of these things?

What's the problem? I don't know. What's the deal with Mary Melody's? Yeah, like some of the characters were Mary Melody's and some of them were Looney tunes. And it seems like they eventually emerged them. Before I read it, it was at 1945. They just gave up.

Oh, sorry, but there were 15 years of, of like, you either, Mary, Mary, what was it? Do you think there was like a fan base? I'm a loony tune, I'm a Mary melody band. But for 14 or 15 years, there was a difference between these bands and then they were like, I fuck it, it's just, it's all the same thing. Like looking back and out, you know, 80, 90 years,

we're like, yeah, it's all the same cartoons. But it wasn't, there were 15 years, they were like, no, no, no, this doesn't fit the Mary melodies brand. What's the Mary, what's the Mary no, no, no, this doesn't fit the Mary Melodies brand. What's the Mary Melodies brand? This isn't the same brand. It's the same font and Porgy Big says that's all the symphonies was Walt Disney.

I was close to silly songs. There's probably like some 90, 100 year old listeners right now who are like, oh, I can't believe there come these 100 year old listeners you think we have. A lot. A lot. A lot of the key to that. For a cinnage of, I assume I assume like it like out of all 90 to

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I should check out this podcast. I went, I wanted to get something to drink before the podcast started. I went over to the fridge right over here here and I saw that they have all that disgusting jasmine tea, but they also have some delicious green tea. Oh, that's dirty. This tea is also frozen. It tastes.

Oh my god. In the fridge it was frozen. In the fridge. It's like a fucking... Don't drink the table. That table will give out before the ice. It's a rock. You could murder someone with this thing.

What the fuck is wrong with our fridge? Death by green tea. There's no freezer in that fridge. It's just a big fridge. Well, if it's all outside, does a fridge have to work harder? And they're full of fridge. It's still inside. It's the same temperature inside though.

It's not, yeah, the fridge is outside. It's not outside of fridge, yeah. It's not like a, you fridges. It's not that time-trade. It's not like an inverse relationship. It's like the hotters outside the cold air. I didn't realize until the other day when you turn on the air conditioner, it's the same temperature air. It's just on for longer.

I always thought, when you turn it down, the AC was blowing colder air. No. That's not right. I think it's a common misconception that a lot of people have, like you turn it down more. Right, when it's like 78, and you've turned it it to 73 and you're like, I need to get that fast to 68.

Right, so now it's a little bit below 68 degree air. It's close to the same temperature. So this frozen bit of tea, maybe think about something, Chris. What? It made me think about your inheritance. Yes, and I was actually wondering if I could borrow that. You want to borrow this okay For those who don't remember Chris got his inheritance last year was it November?

so Not it was the podcast that I talked about it was November 30th in 2021 I November 30th in 2021. I, we were actually on our way back from a meeting and I was driving from a funeral and I took the meeting like listening in the car and we were talking about, oh we have some new merch out, we want to like, you know, what are some things we can do to help promote it and get people, the word out about the new. And I was like, Oh, I could run a special where I offered to give away my spaghetti. Yes. What did you inherit the spaghetti? Yeah. It wasn't like

like, it wasn't like on a will. But I went to a funeral. And there were so much chicken spaghetti left over. I'm talking about like, So this isn't inherited, this is just leftovers. From a funeral. Yeah, but the person who died didn't make the food. Well, but it was for them. Wait, this chicken spaghetti was for the person who passed away?

Well, it was for the people there at the funeral. So I would imagine like, and it's still theirs, right? I got water, by the way, because anyway, so there's this big pot of spaghetti. I'm talking like bigger, it looked like a cauldron. And there were so much afterwards that they were like nine, ten bags that you can spaghetti. And that's like gallon bags. Yeah. And I got one. I couldn't leave without taking one. My mom was like, no, no, no, you're taking it. You got to take a gallon of chicken spaghetti.

And it was just frozen, and I just drove back with it frozen. I always thought chicken spaghetti was more like a casserole thing. Like in bricks. Like you could, like little like casserole that you can cut them into squares. No, this thing is like in a big cauldron. Yeah, that's not thick enough for that. Yeah, anyway, so. So it's wet chicken spaghetti. I had this thing is like a big cauldron. Yeah, that's not thick enough for that. Yeah.

Anyway, so it's chicken spaghetti. I had this thing spaghetti and I'm like, what should I do with this? And then I was like, oh, I would do it as a giveaway. And I, To promote it, we were launching new merch for the holidays. Is that legal?

No, on the podcast. I know. I mean, I don't know. It wasn't approved. I'll say that. Sure. And I said on the podcast hey if anyone sends in a receipt to me on Twitter or social media of you buying Merch STF Merch in

The next week or something Then you could win my chicken spaghetti. Okay I and I got one entry. That's it? That's it. And you pick the winner. And I got one entry and the person was a hundred years old. And they were like, hey, does this count?

And I was like, let me check the, yes, it counts. Sure. Terms and spaghetti may fly. Terms and spaghetti may fly. But, and so I messaged them on Twitter and they were like blah blah blah, we're talking and like, oh, I actually live like in the Austin area. I'm like, oh, then I can, you could actually get this because I was like, I was going to be like, hey, it's in Austin, come get it.

Right. I'm not male in chicken spaghetti. Wait, but this was in November. This? Yes, last year. So, almost eight months ago. Yeah, and the contest probably ended in probably like sometime in December. Christmas happened. Christmas happened. That's what I was in December.

Christmas, yes. Yeah, so sometime in December and then Chris went away for Christmas. Sure. And I was like, one thing led to another like oh we need to figure out a day of getting the spaghetti I just what I did of doing is after that podcast I immediately wouldn't put it in the freezer because I just it was you know, it's like frozen And it's been frozen the whole time so far. Well if you count and minus the times of the podcast Minus the times the like as a fully thought he brings it out to show on the podcast I brought it out.

And how many times has it been thought? Well, there was another, so I forgot about the spaghetti for like four or five months. Clearly. And then I was like, oh my God, I need to follow through with my debt. And debt. And debt.

Yes, and so we'd already moved over to this building. Sure. And so I messaged one day, I didn't want to drive over there, just check on the spaghetti. So this spaghetti. So I just, I'm not even aware of this the whole time. You find this all over.

I remember the original spaghetti. I'm completely migrated here. And it's been in the food. Not the fridge with the protein. I'm trying to tell me, go ahead. When it froze again this year. Yeah. Did the power stay on here?

Farza. I think so. The power stayed on pretty much everywhere. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, yeah, I think it was in May or something. I was like, oh, we can finally do the spaghetti thing. And I texted Michael, because that's, you know, achievement hunters still in the other office.

And I was like, hey, can you check and see if that spaghetti's still in the freezer? And he didn't know what I was talking about, but I was like, you just checked for some spaghetti for me. Because I didn't want to drive where to do it. So he then texted me like a week later saying, I found your spaghetti. I went the way he went a week.

And then he was like, come get it. And he said, what? Yeah, so I went and he brought it to off topic. Oh, okay. And so it was a thought, a more thought to go on. Yeah, it was about maybe an hour before, because I was shooting something. You understand that like,

I, what was I supposed to do? No, I know, I get it, but like, this spaghetti should not be consumed. That's up to you. I mean, not up to you. Right. So I went and got it and I put it in the freezer here. Okay.

And then I was like, cool, I can finally pay this spaghetti. But then I got COVID. Okay. And then I was like, cool, I can finally pay the spaghetti. But then I got COVID. Okay. I just wanna make sure you didn't get COVID near the spaghetti. No, no, there's completely separate. The spaghetti has not left since the, what, they? Someone in chat, Fallen Wind said, this is the tale of Poster Pete and the spaghetti debt. Very good.

And then we had RTX and then finally, I was like, I gotta do the spaghetti. What month is it now? It's August. It's August first. No, I mean, when you're saying this. In the tail. I know what my face is right now.

It was July. It was July. So this is post RTX. And then I was like, I gotta do a spaghetti. And then I said, hey, we have new merch coming out soon. Yeah. Why don't we, why don't we finally give away your price in the last merch as a promotion for the new merch?

Yeah, which is like, that's really good. So you're telling me that you have a bag of wet chicken spaghetti on your frozen. No, wet, it's frozen. Oh, it's still frozen. Well, if it's not a freeze, it's not gonna be wet. Yeah, sure. But everybody keeps talking about being thought,

I thought you might have thought it before you showed it. I would have thought it before. I thought it before. I don't know you keep saying you thought, or you bring it to the table. No, it is melted on the outside. It's just like little bit. You show up to places and it's okay.

Just don't eat the edge. So like the core and the core is still intact. Yeah, and honestly, I do think, yeah, because I also drove for Mississippi with it. Oh, I'm sorry, this is Mississippi Chickens' beginning? No, we said anything about Mississippi Chickens' beginning. But I don't think it mattered. I don't think it was frozen yet, right?

No, it was frozen. It was frozen when they were. It was frozen. Yeah, because I think so. I think so, yeah, because I think it was, no, maybe it wasn't. I don't remember. That is not important. Because I think it's true. I mean, I think food poisoning, that, maybe it wasn't. I don't remember. That is, it's not important. Because I think food poisoning,

that's like a real problem with throwing something, and then re-eating it. But I think the night of the funeral, it all got put in the bags, and they put in a freezer, and then I took it home. And hered it. And hered it, my hair, yes. Right.

So do you have it with you? Yeah. Can we see it? Whip out your spaghetti. For hair. Is there also a beer in there? What is that? Oh yeah. Well, now God say, Chris is, there's got to post it. No, tape to it. What is that? Chris's spaghetti do not touch, please. It's still frozen. It's still frozen. Yeah. And so you're going to give that spaghetti away to the contest winner. Yeah, who's here right now? Who happens to be here?

What? What is this like? Oh, I'm sorry. Don't eat this. Don't eat this. Do not eat this. I want to be very clear here. Do not eat this spaghetti.

Oh, don't, oh, just eat the middle core. No, do not eat any of this spaghetti. This is Austin, Austin won Chris's spaghetti tournament. Mississippi chicken spaghetti inheritance. Is that the shirt that you bought to win the contest? It is not. This was a Christmas gift, I think. Birthday gift. I bought a mug. A black boxed down mug.

The bad ass of the tutors upset me mug. Wow. That's a great, I agree. Anyways. This is also another good mug that just came out. Running on autopilot. Man. So what are your plans for this? I'm actually eating this.

This is, no, this is, yeah. There's no, this is I'm sure you'll be eating this. No, absolutely not. Yeah, there's no, this is nowhere near the worst thing I've eaten. I would say, yeah, cut off the edges. Go for the chicken. Yeah, go for the chickeny core. I mean, I'm going to recook it obviously. I'm not going to eat it frozen. No, okay.

I'll cut it like that. Oh yeah, totally. But no, yeah, I'm planning on eating this for my lunch throughout the week. Chris, do you want to go on my portion out? That way if I have a small amount of it, if I make a lunch size portion and I get kind of sick, then I'm not going to eat the rest of it. I'm not going to like, I'm not going to serve this one. There's like six cubes in there that you could get out of that.

Do you have a band saw? I might actually use a chisel, I'm not joking. When you submitted your receipt, did you think a band saw? Do I have a band saw? Like some sort of... Just to take the edge of my... I might actually use a chisel, I'm not joking. When you submitted your receipt... Yes. Did you think you would win? No. I also just found out that I was the only person who entered.

I am shocked! That was news to me sitting here live on air. I had... I told people that I won a drawing. I was like... Like it was a raffle. I was like, can you believe I won? What you did! I never mind anything! I told like, know, it was a raffle. I was like, can you believe I won? What you did. I never had anything. I never had anything to like know anything about Rostraty. They don't know anything about Chris Maris. So they were like, what do you mean you won a bag of frozen chicken spaghetti from a

guy on the internet? Do you know this guy? And I was like, no, never met him. Yeah, I don't think this counts as a contest. You really just text Chris and said, can I ask to get it? Yeah, basically, yeah. It is a contest. Anyone who can get a legally, it's not a contest. I don't know, maybe it should. Is it? I don't know. I mean, you can go definition.

Stop walking, you ever line, you're walking about. I feel like, I feel like, also, Chris should put the spaghetti down, like on the table, and then Austin, you can go pick it up, but at no time, should they ever be like handing it off? Okay. What's this bag of spaghetti doing here?

I wanted to give it to him though. Well, allegedly this is from a contest. I think you should hand it to Drew. So that way I think it should be. It is for display purposes only. It is not for human consumption. Someone might put a wavah and then we'll quickly have it inside. It is a conversation piece.

It is not food there. Please still eat it. Five ten years in jail for a lot of them. I'm not looking at him. I'm not food there. Please still eat it. Five of you have jails and a lot of them. I'm not looking at him, I'm not acknowledging anything. My next question, that you found that you won, did you think you would ever get it after like, say four months went by? No, I figured it was a, honestly,

I thought Eric probably was like, you can't do this, it's illegal. It's, there's a liability here that we're not allowed to give this out. Let's just drop it and ghost him. I figured it was just like, you can't do this, it's illegal. There's a liability here that we're not allowed to give this out. Let's just drop it and ghost him. I figured it was just like, you know, red tape, basically. Yeah. No one else was involved.

It was Chris Tape. Right. I had no idea. I didn't know until I got here that I was the only one. Because the verbiage that you used was that you had a lot of chicken spaghetti. So I was like, he'll probably pick like five to 10 people. There was a lot. This is all I got.

See, I must have just, there's a lot of grandchildren. I said, what I was like, I said, the own contest. Yeah, but no, I said when I saw the one chair, I was like, I guess I'm the only one who won, right? There'd be other chairs here. There were gonna be other- I didn't know if there was gonna be a line of people.

This was interviewing each one up on one. And you get the back, it's beginning. Yeah, no, seriously, you were really kind of short in your email. So, which is not a bad thing. I just didn't know when I showed up. You know, if I was gonna be the only one showing up, if this was like a, if there was another round of the contest, it was like, all right, that could be out of your face.

That's the one next round. Well I would like to present to Drew or I'm just going to sit here. You're not presenting it to Drew. It is there if Austin wishes to take. Yeah. Yeah. What if you'll live a fails about two hours after you eat it? It wouldn't because he's not going to eat it. He's not going to eat it. First of all, and technically we didn't give it to

him. So I feel like we are so close to Chris right now. We basically gave it to him. I know, like I have been very clear. Currently, currently nobody has even Chris has not given him anything. I'm just going to leave this spaghetti here. And if someone wants to take it. Oh, now you're walking it back. Uh-huh. This was all you. You got all the way to the here. And if someone wants to take it. Oh, now you're walking it back. Uh-huh. This was all you. You got all the way to the top. And they were like, oh, I better not.

All right. You're all accomplices. The only one absolved is me. I don't have anything to do. I didn't even know. Eric, you probably on the show, you didn't tell me I don't got any. I was like, there's a legal problem.

No, we need to leave. You didn't tell her to use that. You said, there's gonna be some chicken spaghetti talking. I was like, that seems weird. And then your response was now you're an excess. A lot of questions. And now I'm going to jail, because I'm spoilt the man with this Mississippi chicken spaghetti.

Just shut up and poison him already. Yeah, so you may now come in or not or just. I'm just walking by, Cashew. What's up? What's up? Hey. Hey, don't eat it. That's what we're clapping for an unrelated reason. Hey! Thank you so much. If you want, you can have a shirt.

Oh, one of the new squad team four shirts. Yeah. If you want. I can hand that over. And by receiving that shirt, you'll automatically enter into the next contest. Also, it just solves the semendulability you accept in this shirt. Do not eat it. Don't eat the shirt.

Don't eat the shirt. Thank you so much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't hand that over. That we can hand that over. And by receiving that shirt, you'll automatically enter into the next content. Also, it's just a shelf to send you the liability. You accepting the shirt. Do not eat it. Don't eat the shirt. Don't eat the shirt. Thank you so much, Austin. You're a really good sport.

You really appreciate it. Thank you, Austin. Yeah. That was really fun. That was really fun. What a complicated multi-month bit. And you were here to see the payoff. You used to pay off.

We've been with it. What a weird, that was his last show up to see the payoff. That was like a pregnancy into the hell on it. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of a cool way. Thank you. Spaghetti. Then you know, what if the birth of it was a new contest or not? Do you have a new contest? If someone, but shows proof of receipt of any of the new merch, you get double entries for the new merch. You get double entries for the new merch. You get one entry for any SDF general merch. So like we stick with your kids black box.

Drag in black box down. Any SDF merch. Then you if I make I'll think about making my own spaghetti from scratch, you can have some of that. Maybe we don't eat that. Do you think you'll spaghetti? And you ate some of that frozen stuff, right? And it was good. Was it better than spaghetti that you can have some of that. Definitely don't eat that. Do you think you'll spigate, and you ate some of that frozen stuff, right? And it was good.

Was it better than spigate that you can make? Well, I haven't made my spigetti yet. I've never made spigetti from scratch. What is it about noodles and anything? Oh, like the cutoff for this contest. They have one week. It's bad. One week.

So until next week's podcast starts. Yes. And how do they send you their entry? Just on Twitter would honestly be the easiest. DM you or something? No, no, just do it publicly. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, show me the receipt of the purchase.

Screenshot of it. And then, and then, and then, And you're at that account. That's, that's all I've got. You're at Chris Dumeris on Twitter. Yeah, Chris Dumeris. Yeah, probably a hashtag so we can make this easily searchable. Okay, if there can be a hash you have a hashtag in mind hashtag Chris spaghetti. Yeah, hashtag spaghetti. Yeah,

merch spaghetti merch hashtag pasta Pete. That could be others. Listening to like you guys invent the rules of this contest on the fly feels like I'm falling down a flight of stairs. You, it's not, this is, I mean again, you're all accomplices to this. We cannot. Sure. Sure.

This is bad. What happens when Austin wins again? We'll see him again next year. It's gonna recur a bit, Eric. It's a thing. I want to be clear. What is the hashtag spaghetti? spaghetti.

STF spaghetti. STF hashtag. What is the hashtag spaghetti? Getty STF spaghetti. STF hashtag. STF. What are you? Should we just feed Austin once a year? Yeah. The end of the year. He comes on.

Absolutely. Spaghetti team force. Yeah. Wait. Sorry. The hashtag is STF hashtag. STF spaghetti.

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So thanks Arcadegeddin. That was a great bet. Is there an agent spaghetti? I'm not gonna lie. I'm really happy with how that went. I got me to. You happy now? Yeah, right now.

Don't eat that. I also think I'm happy. I think that was the last half of the video. Everybody came on top on that, except for me who was not informed, and then sat down and now I'm just a cop. Sometimes you just got a role with it. It might be better for you from a liability perspective to not knowing anything going on.

You're absolutely absolutely. I can't believe the one person that entered was in Austin. That's what I thought was so cool. And also named Austin. And also named Austin. I was like, is this name Austin or is he from Austin or wait yes yeah easy huh what's you been done Chris Chris Chris is I mean yeah but on top of that Chris is also a very sweet person I want everyone to know that. Yeah. Thank you. Was it last year?

Chris got me the Stardew Valley board game, which is a great gift, by the way, for my birthday. Thank you, Chris. And the Gunkata's, the hashtag was STF spaghetti. Yeah, STF spaghetti. And then I got, I was out of town last week, and I got back. And Chris got me a gift for getting my pilot license.

Oh, thank you, Chris. So a gift for getting my pilot license. Oh, thank you Chris So it's a Yeti water bottle. I've been I'm actually this is I have one that I you I have a water bottle He's right now. It's not a Yeti and it is not dishwasher safe and it is way smaller than this I've been looking for a dishwasher safe much bigger. So I have cool. I have another question. Yeah Why is Chris Lads to get you gifts, but you don't like it when I get you gifts What gift have you ever gotten me? I got you a little like a Starbucks gift. And you call me an idiot I don't remember that but that sounds very much on brand. You've been taking me like picking me up and taking me to work for like a week

Well Jeff, this is years ago And I gave you a thing to say thanks. You like the hell is this? Jeff this is years ago. Oh, I gave you a thing to say thanks. You like hell is this Blues that Just like it was like such a nothing thing to pick you up and take you was like nothing No, I didn't feel like I don't feel like I was owed anything for that I'm not that I feel like I'm owed anything for this but thank you Chris I just got it right before the podcast started congratulations on your pilot. Thank you It was it's a listen or deal what I started like

End of September last year, somewhere on there, probably October maybe. So what I was like around the time Chris got this beginning. Yeah. So in the time it takes to learn how to fly. I, yeah. Chris can give away one spaghetti.

I, I was supposed to initially take the test on June 5th, but there had been several delays. And I finally took it, but like July 20th. Now I get the delays. That happens. Did you ace it? Let's try. Are you flying this?

The examiner said it was a near perfect exam, both the ground portion and the flight portion. How'd you do in the parallel parking? That's how they get you. But yeah, I felt really, really good about it, really confident about it. So I'm going to keep training, it, really confident about it. Good. So I'm gonna keep training, I'm gonna start giving people rights eventually. When are you gonna start, like, have you chartered, are you gonna go somewhere yet?

Like, have you thought about? No, no, no, like, the kinds of planes I can fly, you can't really go. I mean, you could, but kind of limited in range. Especially since we're like central Texas. Sure. It's like you fly for the full extent of the gas and the plane and you're still. It's still in Texas. Like you can fly four hours.

Got it. I guess you can get to like, Louisiana. Yeah, you can Louisiana, Oklahoma. Yeah, so almost far enough to get spaghetti. Yeah. But yeah, it's so, no real trip or anything like that. Plank just flying around here, puts it around.

I was, like I said, I was out of town last week I flew on as a passenger obviously I flew on the this is like a big this is a big plane nerd talk by the way I flew on the first Boeing triple-7 that was ever delivered to an airline So old foam it was 99 it was a 27-year-old plane and what? It fucking looked like it on the inside. Some of the ass trays? It did not. Not that I saw, but it was like, because I remember I was at the gate

and I was looking at the plane, oh, there's the plane. It's tail number has 777 in it. That's a little weird, so I looked it up and I was like, this was the first Boeing 7 that Boeing delivered to any airline. Holy cow. Crazy. What airline was it delivered? United. It's from May of 95 first Boeing 7 that Boeing delivered to any airline. That is crazy.

What airline was it delivered? United. It's from May of 95, was when it was delivered. How old can planes get? That's a good question. I guess it's a really good question. They always are changing stuff. Is that what does that fill us out with?

Yeah, ship with ECS. Whatever, the X. XS. But we actually have a, we do black box down explainer videos and we have one coming up in a couple of episodes where we talk about how old is tooled. And airplanes. Right, when it comes to airplanes. And stuff gets to change all the time. The engines, you know, get swapped out or like parts get changed. So you're not, even though it's like a 27 year old plane, it's not really the whole thing's not 27 years old, but there are metrics that

measure that kind of stuff as far as age, and 27's pretty old. What if it was just the tail that was 27 years old? That'd be a little weird. I used, I said it in one episode of Black Box Sound. It's almost like a cat. Cat lives. Cat lives. You know, like cats.

A good cat's and points. Cats might be lived to like, I don't know, early 20s. Yeah. But I mean granted, planes can live longer than cats, but I feel like a lot of times, what, that's right, right? Like planes can, planes aren't, don't live, but. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying?

It's just, very often that like an old plane might get retired in the 20s or. Yeah, are they like plane graveyards? Mm-hmm. That's a good question. They have normally like in the American Southwest, like in deserts. Yeah.

Yeah, you never went there in GTA. I don't know. They just storm out like in a warm, dry environment, like a desert and they'll they come bone yards. They can pick parts or they're even picking parts stuff. Return, make a pottery experiment. Some planes do actually leave that

and return back into service. No way. Yeah. You can leave a graveyard as a plane and come back into service. No way. Yeah. You can leave a graveyard as a plane and come back. Yeah, you can come back. You can be as on the plane. Oh my god. Does that make you feel better about flying that plane

just because it survived so many flights? Or you just think in like, I got on and I was like, this plane needs to be fucking retired. This plane is looking old. It's like beige. Yeah, it was, it was old. And there was a, God, the nature's healing. We got plane stories, we got flight stories.

The flight attendant who was like serving that plane or the section where I was, her name was meme. Like MEME? Yeah, she had like a little name tag and her name tag was MEME. She pronounced it Meme. Oh, got it. But I was like, it's really weird.

Like, the one that's named is Mimi. There's a meme restaurant in Luling. In a meme restaurant? A meme. It's called meme, or I think it's, it's Mexican food, so it might be pronounced differently, but it spelled meme. Okay, but it's not like meme themed, where all the,

I, as far as I know, no, it's like, keyboard, cat, Olivia. No, yeah, I was just, I was I see it here. Yeah, I'm looling So the Mexican restaurant. Yeah, how do you how do you pronounce it? I would say Mame right? Oh speaking of plane stories that one I told last time I was on podcast about when I got on the wrong plane One thing I thought was cool and and I was someone on Twitter message that worked at that airport, and they said they saw the video of running around like going from one plane to the other.

Running from one plane to the other. Yeah. The ramp. Yeah, the ramp. Yeah, he almost home alone himself. Well, how do they let you pass? He saw first the air starts down. Yeah, yeah, I'll go back and watch the podcast It's a rehashing it here. Yeah, but I was like I

I mean because legally they can't like show those videos, but I was like man I would love to see that video found you on CCTV Yeah, apparently because I think one of those things like Someone who works the gate was talking about it. And then, and I bet that person who's a fan was just like, let me pull this up. Well, I think he might have seen it. Chris Tamarice.

He might have seen it before, seen the video, but not realized it was me, and then when he heard the podcast. Put it in two together. In a small world. Yeah. I speak in a small world. I had a really, every now and then when I travel, I have these really weird coincidences happen. And I had, whoa, something happened.

I had one of those weird coincidences happen to me on this trip. So I was in Hawaii last week. And I flew from Austin to Houston, Houston, Honolulu, then back, Honolulu, Houston, Houston, Austin. I was waiting at the gate in Houston. Andolulu, then back. Honolulu, Houston, Houston, Austin. I was waiting at the gate in Houston and I was waiting aboard and in front of me in line were these two older women, retirement age, late 60s probably, and they were just like talking nonstop. Like no break in the conversation,

you would think that they hadn't seen each other in years because it was just like non-stop just word salad at each other and I was like, oh my god. This is really fucking annoying I can't believe I have to board the plane behind them Get on the plane sit down and I was like fuck. They're sitting right behind me. Oh like eight hour flight They don't stop talking the entire time just like non-stop. Didn't they go into night though? Yeah, what? Did you like, was it? Well, it was like a daytime.

You take off early in the morning, you're like, oh, yeah, I didn't have to. Landed. Thank God, that's over. Spent like five days there. Get back to the Honolulu Airport, in line, ready to board. No.

And I see them coming down the terminal, and I'm like, it's those same two women. They get in line to board right behind me. We get on the plane and they're sitting right next to me. It's something that was another eight hours back. When I say they were talking nonstop, like we were waiting to board the plane in Honolulu. And there was a vending machine there kind of next to the boarding line. And one of them turns to look at the vending machine goes, oh look, this venue machine has guardados. It's got uninflavored potato chips. It's got orbit bubble gum.

Oh my god. It's like, we're listing every single thing in the venue. Like, just not, like, she couldn't think anything. It was just like, whatever she was thinking had to come out at the same time. It makes sense. What do you think about it? Because you would buy a flight by like picking the day. And then I assume you would just pick like the first flight if it's done by travel time. It makes sense. Where's when you think about it? Because you would buy a flight by like picking the day.

And then I assume you would just pick like the first flight if it's done by travel time. So maybe they just did the exact same. And maybe that happens a lot more than you think. They were just so annoying that you realized. Did they recognize you? No, they did not. Oh, I was, I wasn't annoying enough.

I recognized them. But think about like every flight. It's not the only flight that leaves there in a given day. Yeah. true. And also, we had to leave at the same day, also on the same flight. And granted, we came from Houston, maybe,

they're flying, I don't know how many flights there are between there, but even coming back, somewhere you can connect to San Francisco, connect to LA, connect anywhere else. It was just so weird. The same, like, behind you is also crazy. Dude, the vending machine, were they buying something or was she just like-

Just listening. No, no, no, no, didn't buy anything. She was just listening. She was just listening everything in the vending machine. And she said, at first she said, Gerde dos, no, no, Gerde dos. Like she even mispronounced it and corrected herself out loud. Oh my God, it was absolutely nuts.

I just imagine you stood there just like. Yeah, I was like, what are the fuck, and then I heard them like say they were like, oh, what's he to you and what's he to you and they looked at their tickets? And I was like, oh my God, that's the seat next to me. Like, I think that realization was to hit my face. I have a weird interaction on a flight.

I guess it might have been the return flight from the one I almost missed. We were sitting three seats together, right? And I was really cold. And at some point, I turned the little A-C thing off, so that it wasn't pointed at me. Because I was just like, it was really cold. And then I was still cold. And I look up and the middle row AC, you know, there's three and they can write,

the directions can be changed. Yeah. So where they're blowing was blowing like right on me. And then so I go up and I turn it down. And then the guy next up and I turn it down. And then the guy next to me was like, hey, that one's mine. No. And I was like, oh, well.

But there's nobody in the middle seat. No, no, he was in the middle seat. He was in the middle seat. And I was like, oh, it was blowing on me. And I was cold. And he goes, huh. And then like goes up and like, he like directed at him and then like turned it back on.

Like got mad. It wasn't even hitting him though. I know, that was my thing. It's like, you're not using it. You're blowing directly on me. I mean, I get, I'm on your side. I just feel like I would have asked him to be like, can you say something? Or at least said, okay, I'm just your side. I just feel like I would have asked him to be like Well, I only said cake. I'm just gonna move

She's like here you go. Yeah, I probably would have like that. I probably yeah, I think yeah that probably should have done that I don't know I Think but I was just like he was just one of those like quick little like sure I like that he even though it wasn't aimed at him. He was like that's my I know he just got possessive of it I feel like it was in that situation I would also not say anything. I would just passively aggressive like as soon as you turned the vent I would just passively aggressively if I was that man, uh-huh just be like I'd return it back on just to like

Established dominance in the situation or like just start messing with a little bit and be like Oh, this is like without saying anything. I can tell you what I actually would have done that situation. What had gone? Just like try to bash it slightly away. It's not pointed out. What you really would have done is you just would have

tried to cluttle up and stay warm through any possible confrontation. I think if I was in that situation, I would just go into the bathroom and not come out into the plane landed. I just, I didn't blow yours at his flow and they'll cancel each other out. And they'll go straight down.

Well, I didn't even think he would notice because it wasn't blowing on him. So it was like one of those things. I was just like, oh, you know, like I'll just turn it off because he clearly isn't cold. Hey, that's mine. It's a hot child thing to say. Yeah.

Hey, that's mine. Hey, that's my AC. And he was, he had glasses and was like 50 years old. Oh, okay. I don't know. He had glasses. I don't know. He just seemed mature.

He had like a suit and he just seemed like a work glasses when I was 10. Yeah. I don't know. I just had a paint of mental image for listeners of the podcast. Yeah, you don't lead with glasses. I, I think while he was turning his back on,

you should have gone for the arm rest. Yeah, 100%. That was- I wasn't looking to fight. Plain fight. I have a weird coincidence story. Speaking of coincidences in your flight. I was also in Houston doing Father's Day

for with my partner and we went to her, so her dad's friends house to have everybody over. I've never met this man before in my life. I guess they were high school buddies. We show up at his house, get to talking. Turns out he lived in the same town in Oklahoma that I grew up in and I was like, that's weird, coincidental.

Good to talk to you some more. He's got these young sons. He's like, yeah, one of my sons was in a musical in high school. He was the child in a high school musical. Oh, yeah, I was in that musical. He was like, yeah, one of my sons was in a musical in high school. He was the child in a high school musical. Oh, yeah, I was in that musical. He was like, oh, we have photos of that musical. So these strangers, I've never met before in my life,

have photos of me in their house. Wait, wait, wait, wait, up in the house you're in? Yeah, like we show up in Houston, and then like halfway through, like meeting them and chatting, the mom gets up and is like, yeah, here you go, and like comes out and and hands me a photo of me in a photo. Yeah, here you are in my house. We've been waiting for you. Yeah, we've been staring at this photo for years.

For years. When is this guy coming? Man, you would be weirder is if you didn't have that conversation. It's too pretty weird. If you didn't have that conversation. I just stumbled upon the photo. We're going to the bathroom and on the wall, he's a photo of you.

Because that's where people keep high school musical photos is in the bathroom. Or I mean, on the hallway, you're not mean like you're walking by hallway and you're like, what is that? Yeah, that's actually also now I just want to go over to your house and use your bathroom to make sure there aren't just high school

musical photos everywhere in your bathroom. That's actually, do they have to dig it up? Yeah, they were like going through binders and stuff, but it's still like, that's nuts. Still very bizarre of just like, oh yeah. That's crazy. Coincidence. Also, did you look cool?

Absolutely not. No, I was like the bad guy in the play, and also I did my own makeup, so like it didn't match my neck, and like, it was bad. And I was also like 18, so no. Wait, when you say bad guy in the play, as in you were bad acting, or you were the musician. I'm a pretty good actor, honestly.

So you were the villain. I was the villain of the bad guy. Yeah. Okay. I just, what? Nobody thought you meant that you were saying you were a bad actor.

Chris did Chris did. Chris did it one second. I know, nobody else did. I, I, I let her to theater high school. Cool. Yeah. That's how I got my letterman. No one thought Drew is saying that he's a bad actor. No one.

Everyone went, he's the villain. Right. And we, the lot of life for Chris. You saying you're fucking shitty actor? No. No. I gave him a chance to brag. Yeah.

And I did. And I did. And I did. You saying you're fucking shitty actor? No, I'm not. No. I gave him a chance to brag. Yeah, and I did. And I did. I turned the opportunity on the great. Yeah. You said it was the music, man?

Yeah. And I never seen it. It's fine. It's broaders and amateurs. What is the villain doing that? I don't even, Gus, I don't remember. Tell my teeth. He wears like a pork,

they all remember, he wears like a little pork pie hat. And then something's wrong. Like he's got, he's been tart and feathered and sent out a town so he's got like fucked up hair. And so I just remember having to wear like a bald cap and like put my hair through the thing. And that's all I remember.

So I could, I do remember like some of the cast and I remember like, oh yeah, I remember this little kid on stage and that kid was the little kid was at the house. So it was very bizarre. Very bizarre. That's weird. It'd be a good prank if you ever wanted to mess with people

and if you're having a big party, find one random guest and like find their like, do some digging. Say it's a Facebook. Do some digging. And then print photos and put them randomly in the house. We really messed with them. What would that achieve, Chris?

What would you get? You lose a friend. Well, you wouldn't know that. Oh, so invite. You'd have to be someone. It'd be a friend of a friend. You'd have to have a party. You'd have to get the friend of the friend to be your...

It's like a con game where you're like playing this long con to get someone to come to your house so they can see that there's photos of them in your house. Yeah. Well, I think you'd, there are, you knew, like say you have a face in bed. Can Vince give one of their friends? One of your friends. Can Vince give one of their friends to come to a stranger's home in which you have printed out photos of your friend's friend?

That just makes that person lose two friends. Like that's just a- No, then you're like, I think it's just be like weird, right? Yes. We've established that. I don't know. I don't know. Are you drinking more coffee there, Chris? No, this is actually actually put a pair in this.

I did. Okay. There's there's some mornings where Chris shows up to work. And he's just like on. Yeah, like you filming the break into. Yeah. Yeah like on. He's like you filming the break in time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, I had a bunch of coffee today. I know Chris, I can tell. Yeah.

And today was one of those days yet to like apologize. We were brainstorming an idea. We filmed something, we filmed that idea today. I thought it went pretty well. Yeah, I felt, yeah. Any hints, any clues? Can we talk about it? Anyway, yeah, we can talk about it, whatever.

We filmed basically a sketch where we rolled a series of D20s to determine what the sketch was going to be. Oh, fun. So it was like, oh, we're going to roll for what genre, and then we're going to roll for what proctor and what character and then align a dialogue. And there was like 20 options for each of them. And they're like, all right, we're gonna go shoot this. And we roll roll roll. Like, I can't see that. It's like really good to do. All right, connect all these. And you're like, you have one hour to do it all. Go. As they're like running around getting props, putting everything

together. Yeah. And then they're filming something. That's cool. That's fun. I'm going to do it again. Yeah, I hope we do it again. We built out, or you built out, that entire list of options. And I'd like to see. I know there's too much. So many possibilities.

We've got to see more. We did a little peel back behind the curtain. We had to re-roll, because our first roll was like two on the spot. Oh, it was too much. No, it was like, it seems like two formulas, like it's already formulae. Oh, it worked too well. It worked too well.

Yeah, like oh, this is actually really easy. Yeah, it was like, these all go together really well. Yeah, so we're like, all right, all right, we got this re-roll. Spooky house at night and it lightning, and there are ghosts. Yeah, fine. Yeah, and it also helped because then we walked the back and we're like, oh, we can adjust the lighting and make it look better. Yeah, and they'd look better this second time.

Speaking of peak behind the curtain, I just realized I'd put the man together. I just got done working with Gavin for the first time in a long time, and didn't even realize it because it was all virtual. We worked together? Yeah. I think survived the new, survived block island. We let it work with it. Yeah, right?

See, I completely forgot. I was like, oh, you were there. They've announced it. You never worked with Gavin before? No, we worked with, I just hadn't worked with him in a long time. And then technically we were both on that show, but it doesn't feel like we were both on that show

because it's all virtual. It did for you. You were just a story producer. Yeah, so you would just, but now I'm super into Minecraft and I can't stop playing it. So if you guys have any tips on Minecraft, let me know. When does it, as we actually come to that September 16th?

I think so. Is that correct? Yeah And that's minecraft meets a survivor. I had it ruined for me today. You did Well, I don't know it gets spoiled. Yeah, got it. I'm so sorry It's somebody told them who won season two. Yeah, just like I don't know where someone just showed me go. Oh, hey, so and so one I was like Oh, I didn't want to know anything. I've intentionally been telling everyone, don't talk to me about it. I'm in awe.

There's out of nowhere. Oh, hey. I don't know her. So and so one, mother of fucker. I was so fucking mad. Okay, I didn't want to know anything. You can scrap it, we'll do it again. Here's the thing that I get annoyed with.

That doesn't make sense to me. People, and I'm sure this has been talked about to death on the internet, people don't like spoilers, but prequels are okay. What? Like, if you got the ending of Survive Block Island spoiled for you. Do you have spare? But then we started another show where at the beginning, you knew that previous winner and then like went back like Star Wars technically is spoiled the first three episodes By the fourth episode you know that All the things yeah, wait what? spoilers and prequels so you know that shouldn't exist again is gonna be dark later

So it's spoiled for you. Well, everybody went to go see it anyway. It doesn't help those movies we're shitty to begin with. But why would you watch a prequel before the main thing? Let's not sayings, everybody's watched the main thing, so it's already spoiled, and then you go back and watch a prequel. But you usually watch in release order. You were watching release order.

Yeah, right. So why would you be on the prequels before the- Let's not sayings, you would watch the original series, who's on first, you watched the the original series and it's spoiled for you what happens to Anakin. You see Darth Vader's not... It's like, right now, Better Call Saul is wrapping up. They only have a couple episodes of.

You know which characters aren't around for Breaking Bad. Correct. And you know which characters are around for Breaking Bad. So you know, these, something's going to happen to these characters or these characters. And these characters have plot armor and are going to live. Right. And prequels are like everybody's doing prequels right now I mean they've been doing it for

since this or OG Star Wars but it's just confusing to me because it's always like oh it's just this feels like I'm watching a spoiler or a well spoiled for me yeah I mean I think that was some of the issue with was it the Star Wars show that was it? Boba Fett. No, Kenobi. Kenobi Kenobi. Um, there's no stakes. There was like moments where it's like, oh, yeah, you know, all these X and X and X lit because Princess Leia is going to get out of this situation because she's in the movies. Yeah. Yeah. And so it's Kenobi. Right. And so is. Yeah, there's no stakes. Yeah, Darth Vader. Yeah. And Darth Vader also doesn't die, you know.

I just don't know why they keep making prequels when it's hard to make stakes, it's so weird. That's a good shit in prequels. You can introduce new characters. Like I thought, flesh things out. Yeah, if it's a completely separate, like I thought, like Hala Reach was a great prequel to Hala didn't really, I really, didn't really do anything.

I do think that better called Saul's a really good show. It's a really good show. And it doesn't really, I don't think it really spoils anything. But the problem is you know, Saul Goodman's gonna be okay. Yeah. You know that, what did you call it? Armor, plot armor?

Plot armor. You know, Mike Irma Child's gonna be okay. Yeah. Gus Fring, you know, Mike Irman-Chow's gonna be okay. Like, yeah. Gus, Gus Fring, you know the characters that are there later. So no matter what they get into or what stressful situation there is, you know they're gonna live. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.

But I think the way to get around that and the way to make it interesting is to have interesting other characters that are new that are fleshed out that don't have that plot armor. You don't know, like, they they could die they could move away but even if they're not in Breaking Bad you don't know what the end of their story is so trying to find that out. Got it. And flesh it out. And I think better calls hall does a really good job with that. I think they added a lot of characters that were super interesting. Dude's almost done 20 years of like 2008. Yeah so now it's at least a decade Vince Gilligan's doing on his 15th

year of Breaking Bad universe stuff. Yeah, this is it this is only After today there's only two more episodes of better calls. I'll say three left Then that's it. You think you're gonna stay breaking easy. You're gonna find another way to do breaking bad or you think he's gonna move on I would say move on. There's been no announcements about anything else man It's a stressful show even even to rewatch Breaking Bad. Yeah. It's a, yeah, I feel like if I'm feeling anxious, it's not a show I can watch.

I've been watching the rehearsal. I have not seen this past Friday's episode yet. I haven't either. My God. But it's amazing. When I first learned about it, I thought initially that the entire season was gonna be one long rehearsal.

And then the first episode is like a self-contained thing. You're like, oh, okay, I guess every episode is gonna be self-contained. And the second episode is like a to be continued thing. Yeah, which I was caught off. Yeah, I was caught off. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know if you've seen it.

It's Nathan for you. If you're saying that. That it's that guy. It's his new show. Canadian Christomarice. Right. And it's it's him finding people in them rehearsing awkward things or life situations. Simulating things. Simulating them so that they're prepared for them. But like he goes to great lengths. Too crazy extrace. It is the production value and the things that they do in that show

are so off the wall bonkers. Also there's like a magician secret element to that show where it's like what is scripted, what is not, what is story produced, what is pre-produced, what is like, is that for the joke, is that not for the joke, how much of this did they really do? I've talked with someone who was a cameraman on Nathan for you. Yeah.

And he said that he was amazed by Nathan's ability to get what he had planned ahead from actual real people. He would write us, and this is also a story of a story, but he would plan things out and his ability to go into a scenario with just normal people and get exactly what he wanted was, he said was amazing. Uncanny. So I don't know, I don't know. I think I do believe that there's some, you know. Oh, there's definitely, it's not, there's definitely some extraperaneous stuff.

There's like things that just happened in the moment, absolutely. But there's just so many intricate pieces that it's like, what, how are they actually do it? What is the, what is the secret? I don't wanna know, but it'll still be cool. I think he plans it and then, you know, adapts and then comes up with a new plan

based upon where it's going. I don't know. I think that's like all of the magic. It's like, how did this come together? How did this happen? Like even in the first episode where, we talked, we talked about it, right? In the first episode where he recreates that bar, like entire, one to one's security.

Yeah. For like the rehearsal is just bonkers. It's just so crazy. I was talking to, I think, Blaine about it. And this is a HBO max show. So I was like, he's like, man, the budget of it and stuff. I was like, well, I guess if you're comparing it to say like a game of throwing, it's way cheaper.

Way cheaper. You know, it's like, how many sets do they have to build? And I'm going to guess, I'm going to guess that like it was a package deal with how to with John Wilson. Yeah. And that shows zero dollars. Cause he's just going out in the city. He's also a great show. Also great. Also executive producer by Nathan Field. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they've done two seasons of how to. What a genius.

Both those dudes. Yeah, I'm gonna catch up. I gotta watch it. Yeah, so good. We've got some watching to do. People should also be ordering the new STF march. Yeah, going to be like, yeah, yeah. We should bring that up one more time.

15% what is it? 20% off with code STF 20 only right now during the RT podcast. You're running out of Oh, so this isn't on the VOD No, the sale is only valid for right now until Not but not minutes, but you do have one week and you can use hashtag STF speddy Stressed we at Chris to Maris and let him know that you bought STF merch and you can win homemade homemade spaghetti by this. And you're making from scratch and buying this merch qualifies you for that.

Right. Yeah. So store.rst.com. Look for the merch code STF-twice. Here's here. Walk me through how you think spaghetti made. No, I want to know. First I got to say this.

I just I just I'm adding a rule. Uh, I wanna know. First I gotta say this, I'm adding a rule. A new security rule. And we piece of merch you buy, that's STF, you get a new entry. Okay, with proof of purchase. But does that mean, if I have like five things in my cart that's five entries or I need five purchases? No, yeah, if you buy five things, then you get five entries.

Not five separate credit card transactions. No, you don't have to do one transactions each each each of a fraudalous STF merch is a new is a new entry again Did you do it just now oh my god Austin really wants this because if you want to be the new Austin hashtag sdf spaghetti what you buy I can see it here the black box that the black box else spaghetti. There's an H in it right yeah I never know where to put the fucking age and the G and if you spaghetti if you get the new sdf merch which is these these yellow and blue shirt and sweater that we're wearing

here. You'll get double entries for that piece. Hey, Gus, can I ask you a question? How do you think Chris is going to pick the winner? I don't know, dude. What do you mean? But you get double entries if you get a new... It seems like a nightmare to keep track of.

Right. Last time it was easy. I mean, the one-push is going to enter. It was a a nightmare to keep track of. Right, last time it was easy. What? I mean, the one person is dead. It was a one guy. There's only one entry so far using hashtag SGF Spaghetti and it's Austin. Chris is gonna win.

Chris, we don't know. That must have been more than one person. One? One person. That's it. This contest, like I entered the minions, hello, fresh, you're mixing silly name. Here's the thing, here's the thing, here we go.

The barrier to entry was so high and the prize was so good that people aren't gonna enter. Like it's not, so I would argue that, I mean, this is a little different, but my minions pizzas, I'm not sure, my minions pizzas look dank as fuck. Did you win? No, I don't know yet,

but the prize was a year of groceries. Oh my God. Oh wow. But like the barrier to entry was, you win? No, I don't know yet, but the prize was a year of groceries. Oh my God. Oh wow. Yeah, but like the barrier did she was, you had to make these dumb little minion's pizzas and then post them. Oh, they're not dumb. I mean, I would say like from a story point,

yeah, like that's part of a story. Oh, maybe story wise, but. They're like dumb little things. How do minions, when you grow, what's the connection of dominions, dominions like groceries? No, I guess the marketing team for the new Minions movie just went ham. Like I don't know, there was like some fidelity commercials

that also had, there was a commercial for insurance that would then turn into a Minions commercial halfway through, they were like surface in a submarine. So it became a go see despicable me whatever Minions movie plus buy insurance. I don't know. They also had a zip recruiter Minions commercial. Yeah, what is that?

Like I thought about tweeting, like I wasn't sure about zip recruiter then they saw the minions and they all said it. The other weird thing about minions is they work for bad guys. So anytime they show up and anything, it's like, oh, okay, are you a bad guy? Like, here's an insurance company. Are they just bad actors?

Bad. We're also for zip recruiter, it's weird. It's like, are you looking for minions? Right, are you looking for minions? Does that mean your company is bad? Are, am I a minion now? Anyway, I made some pizzas. They're on my Instagram.

My partner made way better pizzas. Mine looked like shit. Did you do two entries? We each did one, because yeah, smart. Yeah. So could you just shop and keep doing it with different versions? I could, but that would be dishonest.

And then you don't get to eat a delicious pizza. It was not delicious. Oh, yeah. In order to make it look like a minion, you had to put everything in weird places. But wouldn't a minion do a dishonest thing? No, it's a great point. We'll catch true.

This is the problem of minions. Here's the problem of minions. Why are they selling insurance? So I have more than Austin entered. No, oh, I just got on a Twitter. All I see is Austin. Well, let's have a look at the hashtag See if it's just awesome. Let me look again. Where else can you hashtag? It's only Austin

There are like two tweets with the hashtag and it's me and Austin and I didn't enter I just wanted to put the hashtag squad team force also tweeted the hashtag We'd let me like that. I'm hoping you get more I mean, no offense Austin, you seem like a great dude, but. Oh, I hope so too. We have a week. We have a week. But to get the 20% off, they have to order before the end of the year.

Sure, but for people who are, Chris, I'm trying to give you a buy right now. Yes. Yeah, why is it, I don't want to limit it. Why is it a week long? I don't know, that's what I said, dude. I don't know why is anything, anything. That's what I said, dude. We don't know why is anything, anything. That's what I said, dude.

We said until the beginning of next week's podcast, until 5 p.m. next Monday. Until, and then we'll say, are you going to pick a winner on the podcast next week? No, he's got a collie. You gather all of this stuff. This data. Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe, in about nine months, we'll hear about who won the chickens again. Yeah, maybe I'll announce a winner on a future podcast.

I want to be. You'll announce a winner. I did on the future podcast this time. Or people are going to check the hashtag. See Austin's tweet and assume that he won. Right. No one else. Everyone in chat is saying let Austin win.

Don't let Austin win. Yeah, I think I think everybody's going to team up. No, that's the whole. Austin won't be around. He's going to die for. All right. No, that's the whole thing. Austin wouldn't be around. He's gonna die for it. All right, you're the first one. Yeah, we want to sell merch. We want people to buy stuff.

You've got to buy stuff. Okay, here's what I'll say this too. If you submit and you want Austin to be your surrogate, then you can do that. That is allowed. That is a surrogate spaghetti. You are allowed to, so you're allowed to do that. So you're allowed to do so you can get a rough gift.

On Austin's behalf. So if you want Austin to win, then go get more interest in Austin. Do you think, do you think, because Austin seems like a nice guy? Yeah. Because you're not willing to travel if somebody wins the spaghetti.

Well, it's not in the terms and conditions. I understand that, but do you think, also dubious, do you think Austin would like, get the spaghetti and travel it for someone? That's up to him. So how do they submit for him? Is it a hashtag, STF Spaghetti Austin? Like how do they, how do they, how do you know?

No, it's just spaghetti. No, then out message him if they win and say, here's some spaghetti and they say, I would like to give it to Austin. Can we talk more about your spaghetti plan? Just like the strict like brass tax nuts and bolts of what you think it takes to make spaghetti. Are you making it?

No, I don't know yet. Are you making another chicken spaghetti? We should hire Austin as a local contest winner. So it's like, if you're not in the area, you don't want to pick up the stupid prize. He gets it. Austin gets paid to just receive prize. Receive the prize and then does he get paid

to like go take the prize, do you? Or is it just? Well, that was his job Yeah, no, he's not delivery man. He's just the recipient. He's just a winner. He's just a Payton this card in recipient. There's business card. It says winner He's just a professional winner People in England don't want in the spaghetti You know is turning into like when you started saying we should hire them as like essentially

professional winner. It started turning into a fuck-based idea. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Like in real life, it's becoming like an Andrew Pantin plan of like we should hire winners. With and chat window birds just wrote WTF is his podcast. Welcome. Chris, why did you take my tea? Oh, because it was frozen.

It was frozen again. I want to use it as a frozen. I tracked that logic as soon as he picked it up. I was like, he's trying to keep it spaghetti. But I didn't get my tea back. Are you going to back? Are you going to drink it? Chris gave me a bit. And it was very cold from the spaghetti. Right, it was from the tea. Which is starting to defrost a little bit. Yeah, you want to give it another whack? It's still pretty solid. Yeah.

Got a little bit of liquid color squish on it. What's the best thing y'all have ever won? I have a one. One time I won a whole meal, a catered lunch from those business cards. Oh, bowl fish bowls that are, you know, because we got this is lead generation for them. And what? Come here, right? Go ahead. The 60, six office. We'd go to lunch everywhere and there's one point. I just got in business cards for here. For Ristie. Yeah, for Ristie. I just got in business cards. What does it sound like?

Well, this was a Marist I don't I've only gotten business cards once. So what was your title? I don't even remember it was like winner It was like the the first year I ever worked here and I was like cool. I got business cards now I can win free lunches and then I won one it's an RT life. Yeah, it's a life What's the food? It was like some sort of, like, Chinese food, I think? I got a ton of food, I think. I don't remember.

But that's cool, I won that. That's great. We got another entry. Oh my God. Oh my God. From West Ellis. Well, hey, you know, he'll be easy delivery, because he works here. Did he use his stuff? He did. from West Ellis. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Professional winner. Professional winner. Yeah. Yeah, he used to win at least twice, so I think before we hire him as that. What? What? Have we decided that Austin's professional winner yet?

No, it takes two to hire. Wait, wait a minute, are you saying that he has to have a proven track record of winning? Wait, why are you looking into hiring Austin? We already talked about it. We already talked about it. We already talked about it. We already talked about it.

We already talked about it. No, I'm just saying that's, like, no, that's the, that's the barrier of it. I say you can't, this logic tracks, you can't, like, you can't be a professional winner if you've only won one time. You can't go to the show. No, whenever you'll pay to do that thing.

Yeah. Fair, but if there's still a bottle, like you said, do it twice. My thinking is, someone's they're still like a bottle, like you said, to do it twice. My thinking is, someone's like, wow, this one, this person's really good at winning. We should hire them. Guys, we have any Minecraft tips. Just let me know.

Austin could be in charge of winning contests that people don't want. And also, he could take all of our business cards and put them in a little rest. This will. Yeah. Oh, that's great. And he could help us of our business cards and put them in a little rest. Fishables. Yeah. Oh, that's great. And hey, give it up.

And we'll have us win. The return on investment, if we're all winning like the catered Chinese food every day. Yeah. That pays for itself. We'll make his salary back in no time. Yeah. Just in catered Chinese food all the time. Actually, I actually do wonder if you made business cards for the sole purpose of winning

stuff. How many fish bowls do you think are in Austin right now of business cards? Probably not a lot. Yeah, but if you just had business cards and every time you saw one you dropped it and dropped it and dropped it and dropped it and You could probably make a pretty good return on investment on those business cards if you win one Sure, that's all it takes. How many how much do you think business cards cost? I don't know, I don't never bought them. How many did you get given? Do you still have them? Probably, somewhere in a box. There was a speaking of winner, someone won like a billion dollars on that lottery.

Oh the mega lottery. Yeah. I mean, you know, me and Brandon Farmer, Mahini, we went on a pool. Oh and Eric was there too Yeah, you guys went in the lorry. No, we won $12 between what we did Was that a lot of mech is like great? I got a $4 is that like matching three numbers? No, we got the powerball or whatever it is Yeah, you should probably check because it said hit hey, you won money. And it was like 12 bucks.

That's cool. I just saw that I didn't, I assume Brandon would text me if we won a billion dollars. You didn't. I assume he would text me. You hang on. Cause you can pool entries.

How much would it take for you to think to check? Because it's apparently more than a billion. How much would it take for you to check to check because it's apparently more than a billion. How much would it take for you to check to see if you want? All the dope you think Brady would call you in that instance, like not text you. She, hey bro, we want a billion dollars later. So like 1.4 billion, like what's the barrier where you think, oh, I should check to see if I want a billion dollars.

Well, I just assumed I was going to lose. Or we were going to lose. Why are you see if I want a billion dollars. Well, I just assumed I was going to lose or we were going to lose. Why are you assuming when there's a billion dollars on the line? Because there's because it's a me. I mean, it's under one. Yeah. And it wasn't one of us. And I do think if it had been, I don't know, you or Brandon might have

like texted or called me. If I want a billion dollars and you were in on it, I'm taking the money and you'll never know because I would have checked before then. Leg dollars and you were in on it of taking the money and you'll never know because I would have checked before then, legally, he would have been some of mine. But when would you check? That's what I'm saying. That Gavin has followed the logic

into its natural conclusion. Well, I didn't win. I won $12. You didn't win a billion. Wait. I won $12. You didn't win a billion. Wait, you won $12? Or is it too much for the whole building? I bet I won more.

You won $10. You need to check. Yeah, I'll check right now. We got two more entries. How do you check? You just have to look at the numbers. Four entries? There's like this.

You can get it. There's like an app. You can like gamble through this stuff now. It's great. Cat and fallen wind. Oh, and another one just came in and five. Yes nice Wow, I'll have all entered Austin screwed. They're not giving Austin their votes. Sorry, Austin But I want to win this

Austin I love you man You could maybe come and watch the giving of the spaghetti if you lose cat wrote I'll fight Austin All right. So getting contentious. What's that? Spaghetti fight. That's not a good ball. No mind, I don't want to know.

I'll check after the podcast. They can pay us. What, what, if you won a billion dollars, what would you do? The first thing you might do. Or what's the dumbest thing you might, I would, okay, I thought it would be like after lawyer, after like all of that. No, no before all of that I would start a billionaire podcast and make the most unrelatable podcast in the world the podcast for billionaires before any of that other Yes episode one I am a billionaire

Who would you have on? You know, Bezos Musk. Do you feel like you get, because they have multi-billions. I feel like there's a nice, like, I need to fly like, ask if you're not to buy just one billion. And to many billions. I don't think, if you're just a single bee,

I don't think that they're going to come through. Like, you don't have enough clout to get a billionaire. But it's just a single bee. Like, there's not a lot. Also, yeah, come on. I think 10 digits of wealth, you need 11 or 12 right peat with no I disagree I can order for them to be on your podcast the billionaire podcast all relatable only billionaires

Do you how many would you have them on rightful times? Or do you only have each billionaire on once each billionaire once? How many billionaires are there? There's only like 86 multi billionaires. Well, that's still more than most podcasts are make. I think there's like 2000 billionaires. That's a lot of podcasts. How many podcasts have there's this show? This is like 700 and so you could like fill you could just do this show with like three billionaires at a time. Yeah, I like it. So it costs would gonna cost me so unrelatable, but on this one you're talking about

like flying a plane around yourself. That's more relatable than being a billion. I'm talking like, I'm gonna buy a super yacht. I wanna buy a yacht and a helicopter on it. And also, that kind of shit, it's like a research vessel. I mean, it's like, it's a thing where it's like, oh, I gotta do this,

but it's expensive, it takes time, and it's been a thing that Gus has been wanting to do his whole life. So, it's not like just a, oh, I gotta do this, but it's expensive, it takes time, and it's been a thing that Gus has been wanting to do his whole life. So it's not like just a, oh, I'm gonna learn, you know. I didn't buy a fucking plane. What do you think the least amount of money is in order to never have to worry about like, like being able to buy anything that you want.

The billion. You pointed something, it's yours. Money is no object. What is the least amount of money that you want the Billy you pointed something. It's yours. It does like money is no object What is the least amount of money that you wouldn't fit? Well, I mean happy Some saying I would say for a normal person like it's in eight figures Yeah, it's it I would say as long as you're not pointing at things like like a stealth bummer Right, so I'm parsing it like super cars. Yeah, or like a Bugatti or something. British food, Bugatti.

Like $500,000 or something. Oh, so like, like, now that's like $2 million cost. Yeah, so like, right, so like discounting that kind of stuff. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. So like, I was saying like maybe a billion. I think a billion is where it's at. What about 50 million?

You probably okay with that. Yeah, probably. I don't know, I'm not gonna be okay with like 20. Cause it's not all of things. Like a private jet would take it then out with that. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not gonna book it with like 20. Cause it's so hard. Like a private jet would take it then out of that. But then again, yeah. If you live normally, that's not what I don't know. I don't know.

So it's just like, that amount of money is so hard to even like comprehend. I go anywhere I've pointed to thinking of you. Certainly me. Yeah. I asked Brandon what he would do, or we were talking about what would we do if we won. I said I would buy a house for my dog, like a house. Oh, a house.

Like a dog house. But like, it's like a room for everything. For the, for my dog. I think there was an English woman who left her home to her dogs and like now they like have a full staff that just take care of the dogs in this house. I would still take care of them. No, like she, yeah like she had passed away.

Well, yeah, this is the first time I've ever done this. I'll take care of them. So you'd have to like go over to that, I'm sure you'd be in my backyard. Got it. But it'd be a big house. Right. People would be like, oh, is that your guest house? I'm like, no, that's my dog house.

And it's really funny. Brandon was like, he said, he's like, I would find some random guy off the on the street and send them to space. And be like, so... That's the most... But it would be like, I would, but it would be like, hey, come here.

I will give you this money. It'd be like, almost like jettising someone to space. Because I think if you be like, hey, come here. I will give you this money. It'd be like almost like jettising someone to space, because I think if you're like, well, wait, you know, because like billionaire spend a lot of money. Here's a kiss on you. Go to space. He'd be like,

you launch a satellite. And then once it's in orbit, you have the satellite deploy a briefcase that has $5 million in cash. And then you send someone to space and be like, there's $5 million waiting for you. If you can get out, pay for you to go to space. If you can find a way to get out and go get that suitcase,

you can keep the $5 million. Oh my God, this is like a Mr. Beast video. Yeah, that's the inevitable conclusion of Mr. Beast. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's, man, you just came up with a great reality. See, I'm a billionaire. This is my podcast, unrelatable.

Unrelatable with Gus Arola. Look at what, how amazing that would be, just doing stupid shit. It must be so annoying to be a billionaire. No, boo hoo, no. No, hit me out. Because you still die at the same time as other people of the same age.

Or earlier, but you've got all this fricking money and it's like, ah, I should be able to outlive everyone because I've got, I can literally share anything. Except for, except, extend that line. But like you look at Steve Jobs who had an illness and died. Yeah, but that's because that's his own hubris that came out.

Yeah, but also, he didn't take the treatment city, but still, it's like, you're still a in. Yeah, but also he didn't take the treatment city, but definitely, it's like, you're still a human, right? Yeah, but especially in America, I imagine well-restrainting for those people. Well, it can keep people alive. To an extent, yeah. But still, it's like, you're not gonna live 200 years. Sure.

You're like the rest of us. I couldn't, I just don't want any of the billion, like I also don't want anyone to live to 200 years, especially if they're a billionaire. Like if I have to deal with Jeff Bezos on my deathbed, I'm gonna be so pissed. Just where it's like, and another news, Jeff Bezos, just celebrated his 196th birthday,

like he's son of a bitch. Yeah. I mean, eventually they will cure aging. Well, the question is if the cure aging, and we're just gonna get upload, is it kinda just gonna be upload on the computers, or is it you're gonna have a body? Again, it's that ax problem.

Have you been watching Westworld? I've tried the new season and it's, I can't. It's tough. It's really, if you look down at your phone for a second, game over, man. Oh yeah. Also, I don't know who's in whose body right now? That's the other thing where it's like,

is this, the original Dolores, or is this Dolores with somebody else's brain in it? Right. They're definitely being cagey about a lot of that. Yeah. What's specifically with The Dolores body. Yeah, but I think you're starting to get answers. I think It makes me think of season two or season two was better Binging it and seeing it all at once. Shouching the season week to week with the breaks is like the Nolan's man They love heavy shit. The Nolan. Oh, yeah, I was watching it this week this past week's episode. I was like How small is the market for the show at this point? Right? It's like because it's like halved every every season

Yeah, it's like you have to be and they didn't market it Yeah, you have to have been fully invested watching it with your full attention and then keep going and like at this point It's so complicated. Yeah, to like try to wrap your head around. It's like who's left watching it at this point? Do you watch a lot of stuff on your phone normally? I mean like, yeah. Pins on what it kind of shows. I think there's phone shows.

There's phone shows and there's not phone shows. And like, I just wanna see the point. Oh, I mean, it's, yeah. I also agree, but... Because it's like, you don't know, because I feel like I've tried to do this in the past, where it's like, I feel like I'm doing both. But what really happened is I'm just missing giant chunks

of the thing, and I think I've not. And then it's like, I guess I'm, but I just can't know what's up. I would dig into the little thing in my pocket, so I just... I just give it a fling when I press play. Fair. I don't watch sports. Also doing that. I don't watch sports. Also doing that. I don't watch sports.

But if I did, I would imagine that would be something you could get on your phone because, there's a lot of downtime. There's a lot of downtime and also they have replays, which they always replay crazy stuff. Also, there's a scoreboard that tells you all the backstory. The prequel, if you were. The prequel.

So I feel like that's something you do. I do think that one sign of a good show is, you can't go to the bathroom and leave it on. Right, you have to be there, like really watch, like, I've been watching. I've been watching. I've been watching. I've been watching.

Well, if like multiple people are watching you don't want to like stop it to like, hey, I got to go pee, you know, we got another entry from Ronnie Galaxy. We have seven. This is getting crazy. And none of them feel Austin so far. You're gonna have to like open a new Excel sheet. I mean, I mean, I didn't even think I'll figure it out.

I just want to see the Excel sheet for the first one. It's just like name. Just Austin. I'm just to see the exosciit from the first one. It's just like, I'm just, name, just Austin. I'm just getting nervous because this is only, it's only live for like an hour. Yeah, this could really, you really opened up a can of spaghetti on this. Hahaha.

Can you get spaghetti in a can? Yeah, absolutely. What do you think, what do you think, Ravioli or, uh, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, that's why they're O-shaped because they can better. Yeah, what? I just never thought about it, but like,

I've thought of that logic. Think about it. It's a closed loop. Why did you say, SpaghettiOs are canned because yeah, this makes sense. Yeah, I'd never put this together, but like, that makes so much. You're stupid.

I'd never thought about it, but like, I just thought it was like cool. Yeah, if you had loose noodles, there's a, you can't really like, I never thought about it, but like, I thought it was like cool. Yeah, if you had loose noodles, there's a, you can't really like the machines not gonna be able to cut the loose noodles and then put the lid on. Also, it's gonna be a mess. Like four noodles in a can.

Because they take up the whole can as far as like, you know, ratio wise, right? But the rings, the rings are to close this one. Right, no, no. And you can also eat it with a spoon. No loose noodles. Why do you never get fresh spaghettios at like fancy restaurant?

Chris, you should make this bad. Because the bad, you can make them spaghettios. Oh, you're right. I feel like you can't buy pasta in that shape. Yeah, yeah, why not? Because it's not homemade. You'd have to like, you have to make spaghetti and like make little. So that's what we'll have to do. We'll have to make our own pasta. make espagetti and like make little.

So that's what we'll have to do. We'll have to make our own pasta. This is a video we should make actual. We should make our own pasta. They make like handmade spaghetti-oaks. And made spaghetti-oaks. This feels like a Josh Weisman video, but you should steal that thunder.

Can I be there? Sure. You're absolutely welcome. And if you can, if you buy some merch, you could even win. Oh my God. Gavin, do you want to win this spaghettiaghettiOs that Chris is going to win? Oh, man, Chris the Merchants. SpaghettiOs.

The kind of dude. Do you think we can get SpaghettiOs to sponsor this contest? Honestly, yeah. But we won't be using their product. Well, to make as much... We want to show people how difficult it is to make your own spaghetti. Right, yeah. Versus you should go buy them, store them.

It's so much easier. Right. It tastes like shit. Sorry. Sorry. I love the idea of a restaurant that specializes in the market fancy version of dog shit canned food. Or it just says the same name, but it's just really good.

Tonight's special is alphabet soup. Oh. Oh. Oh. In chat, Lou Dominarri says you absolutely can bypass the in that shape. What's the goal? I don't know. It's not on the store.

I need a drink. I need a dry spaghetti. I need to see this. It needs to be fresh though. You still have many minds. Mine's gonna be fresh from scratch, which I've never done. For eggs.

It's just eggs and flour. Well don't tell me that. This is, this is like a brick wall. It's boiler for the pasta. Get it, Reel. Oh my God. Well no, we've done. You past. I'm getting reed. Oh my God. Well, no, we've got to be with such distants.

Well, don't tell me that. God. No, we've done a couple of life. It's like when SBI got ruined for me earlier, like, right, I wanted to enjoy that. I didn't realize it was too ingredients. We got another entry from Stereek Blakely. Stop.

Why didn't you want to know the ingredients? We've done a couple like, I cooked pumpkin pie. I did a couple other like cooking things. And I go into them, I go into them without knowing anything because, or like you, using my judgment, not looking at what you're into supermarket guessing the ingredients. Yeah, I just would be like, here's what I think it might be. It's cold and then I'm looking. using my judgment. Not looking at the present. So what you're in the supermarket guessing the ingredients. Yeah.

I just would be like, here's what I think it might be. It's cold. And then I'm like, Gavin, look it up. Gavin, you guessed it. Like it was the craziest thing. And he went, yeah. Or say, it'd be, if it was like,

oh, I'm gonna try and cook this thing. And then I looked up a recipe and then followed the recipe. Well, that's not that interesting. So apparently there's Ronzoni rings in Riched Macaroni. Let's see. Look at that.

Wow. Pogadios. That's a bunch of O rings. Looks like a bunch of like the small rubber bands. Yeah. Huh. Interesting. I still want us to make our own.

Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Just spitball in here. Like, let me know what you think. How would you make the circles? Would you try to like make a noodle and then do it? Or would you, like, what are your thoughts here?

How would you make the little, I have a good theory, but I don't want to, I want to ruin, I want to spoil it again for you. Maybe what I would get is two cups, but small cups, like shot glasses, but small cups like shot glasses. Two slightly different sized shot glasses. You got to punch them out on it. You can have a, so they're gonna do a laser view.

Cookie cutters. He's gonna be punching up with his ass. The point is they have to be like tiny. No, there is no, the point is they have to be out. They won't fit in the can. They won't fit in the can. Yeah, they're not, they're not on the can. I'm not paying them.

I'm gonna put up, that's not spaghetti. You know, make it count on I'm on my way capitalize though uppercase spaghetti Chris to merruses uppercase spaghetti And then the motto is shut up and fits in the can Let's try to think of two circular things I could use to like make perfect. Oh, why not do it like a donut How do they make doughnut? That's huge.

What are you talking about? Just doing a small scale. Like by hand, like craft by hand O's? Just like you do like extrude it and then just cut it every so often. I'm sure there's like something that makes like pen A posture or something like that where you extrude it out. The question is yeah, do you make the tube that already has

the hole in it like a straw and then and then chop it up in a little bit? I think you're just imagining it without the penny like the plate or thing where it comes out and you just like chop it Oh, that's a good. I ate the plate of thing. Yeah. Oh guaranteed the video is gonna be like Chris with the plate of machine making Well, now that yeah But I was thinking like you flatten it out like a Collier or prequel that I'm explaining a video before it happens. Well you make it out so you can like cookies you know you put all the

dough or whatever whatever it is and then you just wait you could make a you could use cookie cutters on pasta and make like decorative noodles you have no they don't post yeah like like you can do like a like a

shake off that's not how you can tell me like a piece of shit. Shake, shake, shake, pop. That's not, that's not how you can do it. Tiss the season. Tiss the season. And you do like a pesto sauce and it's like, Oh my god, you make your nose, no. You make it a red sauce and then you put like the green leaves stuff on it.

Pesto? Basil. Basil. And it's, it's themed. Right. Green and red. Christmas pasta. How thick, how thick?

Christmas Christmas faster. How thick does pasta need to get before it's just gross? A big pasta steak. But they'll make it thick. Just make it like brush out, like mash it out real thin. Roll it out of thin and then. Imagine a ravioli, if you will. You could make a, you could make a Christmas tree ravioli.

The whole tree ravioli. Oh my God. A clasp face ravioli. Yeah. Oh man. Two bites on a plate. You can make a tree right. Oh my God. I got a cloth space right. Oh yeah. Oh man. Two bites on a plate. You can even make, you can make, you can make, okay. Hold the box. You make a big Christmas tree one.

Yeah. Like a big one. Like a big one. Yeah. And then little presents. And you open the presents and they have different, different, different meats. Like ricotta. You have like a little egg, egg yolk

ravioli. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah as possible. Yeah, they only, you only have 35 minutes to continue with the STF 20 promotion. And his Christmas themed, because that's probably when you get it. Yep. And if you want to enter to win the Spaghetti, you have to tweet your receipt using hashtag STF Spaghetti and Chris will pick someone. Unefficiently. Unless you want Austin to win and then you need to specify.

But yeah, you can You can delegate to Austin. Yeah. They're by declaring him a professional winner because now you would have had two wins under his belt. Yeah. And I will say this. Well, he's only a professional once we pay him. What's the salary of a winner, do you think?

Hmm. Hmm. I don't know. Depends on, it's not, I saw a huge workload. It's not a huge workload. It's also like, the other,, like there's a lot of perks because you're winning a lot of stuff. Yeah.

So I feel like that... You're probably always gonna come to Vegas trips. Right. In case. Right. We brought my professional winner. Hahaha. Blow on these dice, would you? Hahaha.

Oh. But you can submit and then decide if you wanna designate a winner after the fact. So if you're a winner champion, can you designate any winner or can you only designate Austin as the winner? Like if you want West to win? Right. Could I just be like, oh, yeah, here's my receipt. I think, yeah, yes, yes, yes, you can sum anyone, but they have to come get it.

Right. So you can't be like, you know, look so, Meryl Streep is the winner. I'm like, she's not gonna come get it. I mean, I'm like, what if I won, and then I said I won't blame to win, but he has nothing to do with this

and doesn't know what's happening? I mean, he's like, that's fine, that's fine. If long as he agrees to it, if you want your spaghetti to end up in the bin, then that's the move. Yeah, I mean, you want your Christmas Christmas race together as long as he's thrown away. Got it. Yes, then that's the move. Yeah. I mean, you want your Christmas gifts together? It's only these shows up, it's like thrown away.

Got it. Yes, it's just show up. All right. Okay. That was a weird one. Let's wrap this up. This was a journey. I didn't know where we were gonna end up

with today's episode, but we all went there together. The enter, Chris's spaghetti contest, I guess. RistordotRistC.com, any STF merch. What's your twit? Oh, well, no, no. You use hashtag STFspaghetti. Yeah, hashtag STF Spaghetti. Don't forget the Natives.

Don't forget the Natives. You can tweet it to the rock, but just use that hashtag. Sure. Get the rock. You're supposed to buy something and enter. Dude, that'd be sweet. If he won, remember terms and conditions apply? Yeah, there's no, this is all off the record. Yeah, and don't don't eat it. Bye. Bye. The Do you like apples?

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