Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris Gave Kayla Food Poisoning? - #678

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Kayla Milton as they talk about The Matrix, deviling eggs at work, this being The Chris Episode, USPS package problems, porch pirates, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by Felix Gray (FelixGrayGlasses.com/rooster), Shipstation (Shipstation.com + Code: ROOSTER), and MVMT (mvmt.com/rooster). RTTV is sponsored by Express VPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah, I would like that too. How long, when are we leaving here, Eric? When are we at? A month. A month? Yeah. We're not going to leave you in a month. I'll bet you $20.

It will be in our permanent space in a month. We're going over to where our permanent space is. When are we going to have a new permanent space? What is next year? Q2 fiscal year. What's the year after that? 2023. OK. Q2 for school year. What's the year after that? 2023. Okay. Um.

Um. Um. Um. E. Oh, so we'll get out of here like a month. I think I think what he's saying is we're going to be in that other place next month. But it's not going to be like, but I don't want that. I want our permanent space.

No. Yeah. I think we just got it. I don't want. Why did they take away our permanent space? We don't have it. We don't have permanent space. No. Yeah, me too. Well, I think we just got it. I don't want. Why did they take away our permanent space? We don't have it. We don't have a space. Ghost doesn't like to get away with the odds.

Is that right? We got to get out of here, right? Yeah, you're a producer. Isn't that the way we have to get out of here? Yeah. Where'd it go? Yeah, produce a set for me. I'm not working.

I'm not working. No, you're not working. I'm not working. Hey, why. Try harder. What lose in it? I like it. I like starting off the podcast with screaming and violence. Yeah. Is that mean we'll end nice and mellow? I think so. We could only go down from here. So Eric, from the beat you up bone boy. Oh my god. Oh my god. The beat you up, you've missed a school boy. The school guy.

How was about bone boy? Yes. What is bone boy? You didn't see. Okay, I factually picture you know who bone boy is. No, zombie boy. I'm sorry, zombie boy. Oh, the shokie had on Tumblr for three years.

Is it this is the guy who? That guy. No, I don't know who that is. He never see I thought is that the kid that goes, I like totals. Yeah, just over and over. Looks like that. Hey, you remember the kid that like turtles?

Here's him. No, you feel here's him now. Yeah. Yeah, no, the one time they covered up his tattoos to make him look horrible. That's like normal. He looks like Saitama. He looks like like someone who escaped the matrix Someone who had their plug ripped out, you know, yeah

Yeah, you see the new matrix trailers came out today. I didn't see it yet. It's a good. It looks really good It looks I would say after having watched it was like wow that looks awesome. I wish I hadn't watched it I haven't seen the even the first. Don't, I've seen nothing. Don't, that's probably the better way to do it. Have you seen the matrix? Wait, no, no matrix. Not, they've seen a matrix trailer.

I've seen it, I've seen some matrix. I feel like you should keep it that way. Yeah. Yeah. Just try to, not see the trailer. It's only, it's like two weeks away before it comes out. It comes out the 20th. We're 20 seconds. We're 20 seconds. Somewhere around there.. It comes out the 20th. We're 20 seconds or 20 seconds somewhere around there.

Things the 20 years. Kayla, what's the best matrix? I've not seen any of you. You've not. I haven't seen any of them. I've seen since eight. Well, you know what's great for you is we're doing a matrix watch party. Yeah.

Uh, in a few weeks from now, so you watch it with us. So we do it since eight watch party. The witchhouse, Kowski's the wakowski's. Yeah. Make other stuff. Let's say it. We're talking about the matrix. Yeah, I haven't seen that. We're watching all the movies. I can wait. So you're telling me that you guys are going to watch the first one where

I believe so that I can watch it with you. You can. I don't know if it's where our TTV baby. Where can I watch the matrix HBO Max? I don't know if it's where our TTV baby. Where can I watch the Matrix HBO Max? I don't know if we're supposed to talk about it yet, but yeah, we're doing that next week. We're doing that on I think it's a 17th. Yeah, 3 p.m. CST. 3 p.m. Yes. Hi. What are you doing? We're watching the Matrix. Yeah. So first Matrix? Yeah. Yeah. The 1999 Matrix release. Exactly. I thought you had just bullshit. You know that Matrix will be from last century Hey, so long ago since eight does also fucking hard 22 years ago time is going by really really fast

Oh, yeah, it just gets faster and faster. I'm about to come up. It's the sixth today on the 12th It's my 10 year anniversary at Rooster Teeth. Oh. What are we doing for it? I'm going back to Canada. Do that. It's my time. Love it. Yeah. What if I just love to never come back? Like you didn't even say anything. You just gone. Yeah.

All right guys, I did my time. You just Irished your career. The barber's late for this movie. You heard it right? I tried to call Barbara and it said this number is no longer connected. It's no longer in service. Someone else is living at a place. It's at this number in Canada.

We recently recorded a 500th Minecraft episode. That's insane to me. And in it, we looked up the date of our first Minecraft video, which was the 11th of May, 2012, which was my ninth anniversary of signing up on the Ristis site. But that was nine years ago. So that was so my craft was like halfway ago. Oh my god. He'll be here. He's in like a fan for many years on the uniforms. Yeah. Like like you said up in 2002, right? Or doesn't three doesn't three. Yeah, cuz I guess May 11th May 11th I'm taller 24th

Louisa 2004 2004 fake fan trying to get in on 2003 now is 2004 fan. Hey, when did you said? I made it. I mean, I was not a KBB user three because I think with the first door admin name 10 of research songs if you're a real fan. You can give yourself one. You can't because he would have broken PHP BB. Like one is like an admin account that looks for him needed to run. So if you made your user ID one, the forums would stop working. So funny. So you couldn't be not one. I think I was user three on the forum.

Harding over. Right. One of a was Sanman He was he was later on the four on that PHP Bb form. He was probably like 10,000 if I had to guess Kela would number user are you on the version of the website? That's a good question. I didn't even know they did that. I don't even know it doesn't anymore I don't think that used to be like in the link address to you on your profile, like what user number you were, but I think it's gone. You just have like a star or something next to or the first member, the cockpit next to it. Do you still call it that? Okay. We do. Here on the real podcast.

We're allowed to. The Cockpite podcast. Yeah. Speed of which, speaking of first, our Black Box Down animated series finally came out today. The first two episodes are out for first members. That has been a long time coming. It's been in the works for a really long time. Let the entire thing's animated. It's like we take sections from each episode and those are animated. Like confusing parts that maybe don't quite

Uh get it's hard to picture in your head. It's like five minutes of an episode might get animated. It's called aviation explanation. Yes Very cool. That's cool. My figure of hers. It actually looks really good. They they fucking the the 2d team Fucking killed it looks. I mean we went back and forth so much a.j. Just like killed it. I mean, we went back and forth so much AJ just like which one's AJ? My hands and AJ vote for another reason. Who's AJ? I did have a question about that. We'll talk about that in a second. We will get to the AJ explanation here in just a moment. But all of the 2D team actually absolutely killed it. Al really put a lot of time into figuring out what the look of it was and how all of the interior,

like all of the controls were a plane and like drawing them so that they're accurate to what the cockpit actually looks like. There was one episode that's coming up later where he was like asking we'd try to figure out and I'm like this one plane like where's the transponder like which of these is it we found it like well doesn't look very good there it does it so I was like we had to take like a little bit of a creative liberty like where should we put it where should we move it so that it looks more interesting for this for this episode. Oh, I thought you cared about the facts And that was just you couldn't see it and we had to have it seen but we

Erick and I have been going back and forth about this this AJ Do you want me to read the tweet? Yes. Yeah, okay, so I'm on Twitter the other night And I see this tweet from the black box down Twitter account because and it's in quotations if you don't get out of the box you've been raised in you won't understand how much bigger the world is. AJ. Who? And I was I was so confused because normally I do all of the tweeting from black box. Okay, so I saw that and I was like, who the fuck posted this? Because you know how I feel about quotes. Yeah, I fucking hate quotes. And there's this thing. I'm like, who posted this? Did AJ posted that? So that was like, I was like, I was like, was this a sort of age we age it was AJ? No, no, no, no, AJ is think who Gavin, who do you think AJ is read that quote one more time? It's on our screen here. We don't get out of the box. You've been raising you won't understand how much bigger the world is

AJ it's not even dash AJ. It's just AJ Who do I don't even know I don't know Who is AJ so I will I'm trying to figure it out and like who the fuck is this and I'm going back and forth with Eric Eric to like quote tweet to like who's AJ And then the black box down to cat replies, obviously it's Angelina Jolie, dash Chris. Chris, it was Chris who posted that. It was Chris who posted it.

But we were all so confused. And then someone else replied and was like, but I already thought black box down was already on Rooster Teeth. And I was like, yes, because the tweet should have been the animated version comes out tomorrow. Like, why did you post an Angelie and Jolie quote, I'm going to attribute it to A.J. And I have two follow up questions. Two follow up questions. You go first. One, who calls Angelina Jolie A.J. and be for the NG. Sure. Uh, two, why is she,

why are we using an Angelina jolie quote for an aviation podcast? And might also follow a question that's like To your point of saying that's like if you get that stupid lady god god cool I was like it was 10,000 people in the room and then I would say one believe in you You just feel like LG LG no dash so we are He just feel like LG LG no dash so Eric equals. So we replied. I was so confused. I was like, did we get hacked? That one has the that's though.

How's that the image? Hey animated. Here's the animated joke. No explanation. Nothing. Nothing. Like to the point the people were applying to that tweet asking Is in black box down already on Mr. T. I mean to be fair the graphic that he posted So does says black box down aviation explanation premiering 12 621 Yeah So look at one of audio special, not an anime experience. Yeah, we know that. We had never talked about it publicly. This was it. Yeah, to me, if I was, if going in blind, I would just say that's a new episode

of Black Box Down with that name. Yeah, that's very true. Yeah, that sounds like a season two announcement for the audio podcast, but not a full animated series that a bunch of people worked hard on 15 times. Can we have a full Monday to Friday week where all communications between the company and the audience are taken over by Chris. Yes. Yes.

Why? Yes. Yes, everyone else drop your phones. No one's posting from any of our accounts except Chris. Oh, it's 10 years. It's 10 years, this is gift. Yeah, there you go. Can Chris get us our provenant, sir?

Can you work on that? Oh my God. Chris has been here. Chris has been here way longer than 10 years, doesn't he? I want to say 12 or 13. Jesus. He, so he started when we moved into the rough Oblinator office, which was 2010.

So he's probably at 11, a little over 11 and a half years at this point. He really started a year before me. That doesn't seem right. It's crazy. Because we, yeah, we were in. No, he was at, he was at downtown. He might have done some like contract work or like film some things. I think he was involved with the, the, the short word Jeff fell through the ceiling into the Peter pit below. I think he helped film that, but I don't think he was actually an employee until Ralph

Oblanito. I really do think we should have a christameris week. Yeah, just for everything. Give everyone else the week off. CDW. He just runs the company by himself. When I'm not the whole company, but just all communication. All content.

Every social media person go home. Every all your videos for a Chewmhunter just Chris. Chris playing Minecraft looks like you. Chris showing you how to use OBS. We're still never so pretty defensive about that. We're still not showing you his OBS on his computer. Oh Fucking man. It's really funny. I like it. I think we should do that legitimately. Chris Week. I like it. Oh, John does not prove of Chris Week. Oh, yes, you do.

John's give the people what they want, John. Give us what we want, Chris Week. Well, Chris, all the time. I just want, I want like an adenborough style documentary following Chris, like narrating his day to day life and watching him and what he does because watch him as he puts mayo on the fish. Or the dressing. Like, I just, like, there were going to be so many things in his life that he does that are

normal to him that outside would be like, what the fuck is he doing? That's like, my old boss was like talking, he was like one time he was like that Chris guy on Twitter he was like he made a tweet and it's just like oh it's dinner time and then there's just like a single hot dog gonna play Oh right I remember that. He was like one stuff at that. Like without a bun. I don't know, I've never seen it, but it's just like, it's just like a, just one hot dog.

I'm gonna, like, a plate. No, that's, that's food. No, but like, why do you post it? With like, you knew him at the time or whatever. Yeah, I'm doing it at the time. You're single hot dog. We played a game a few months ago. It was during quarantine.

It was a, what did I tweet game? And what I did was I took old tweets from people and I like blacked out certain words so you couldn't see what they said and I made people guess what they had tweeted and a lot of them were Chris's. And some of the stuff that he tweets, but I feel like we should make an entire show just based off that. We should do that. Of Chris's old's old tweets. Chris's old tweets. Yeah, it was wild entertaining. We did my first Chris video. It was like we were making like a cake.

Oh, the recipe. Chris cooks. Yeah, Chris cooks. And so leading up to it, I didn't know, but I was in the throes of obtaining food poisoning. So I went out and I was like, oh, whatever. And I thought I was just like, cramping. And halfway through the video, I just get nauseous. And I was like, I know Chris is a bad cook.

But he's not that bad of a cook. And by the time we got to the point where we had made the cake and cut it, and it just looked like a pile of dog food. And I was just like, oh, I'm gonna throw up in Jon's house. Yeah. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna whorke all over Jon's house. And I was like, this cake is gross, but it shouldn't be making me feel like that I've actually had blamed Chris.

And by the time I got home, I was just like sweating and I was like, oh, no, something's amiss. I like my favorite part about that is, I don't remember who's later that day or the next day you came in and you told everyone like, yeah, I got really bad food poisoning in yesterday. And then right away, Chris jumped and goes, that wasn't my fault. I didn't do that.

I had to taste the cake. Yeah, he made a you a log, right? Mm-hmm. Sure. From scratch. If that's what you want to call it, I think it just, yeah. Those videos have been so entertaining to make and to watch. It's, um, it's the way he fixes everything with eggs, eggs or butter, and butter, or sugar, yeah, just like more. Yeah. Well, they're all delicious. Yeah, but true.

But there's one point where I think we were making frosting for something. Whatever we were making, it wasn't thickening. And he was like, no, I know the fixes. He just grabs an egg. He puts in the microwave for like a minute. And he's just like, he's gonna add it to like the frosting and I just want, don't do that.

Well, we did this thing that we put out on the Rushi's website a few months or a few weeks ago at this point. When we were making the, we were doing Squid Game. The thing with a little honeycombs, where what you have to do, we got like a kit for it. You have to slowly melt the sugar over heat and like stir it so it makes this like stuff

that you could pour into a mold and all that stuff. And Chris was like, we need to go faster. And so he started shoveling sugar into a coffee mug. I'm like, what are you gonna do with it? He's gonna put him the microwave. I'm like, what are you gonna do with it? He's gonna put it in the microwave. I'm like, that's not how that works. You're just gonna have warm sugar. Like, it's not gonna,

you're not gonna, it's like slowly heated up over it. He left it in the microwave for a long time. Like, that mug with dry sugar in it was probably in the microwave for four minutes. And I was like, Chris, you really need to turn that off. Like you really need to stop it. And people are like, it's not doing anything. I was like, it's not gonna happen.

It's not, you're gonna break something, man. Oh my God. Yeah, he always isn't the answer for stuff. It's like, microwave bread is just hot bread. Yeah. Sometimes. I will say that egg was perfectly poached. From the microwave? Yeah.

Oh, interesting. It was weird. It was like, he's not into something. Well, that is a perfectly poached egg. I will say that. Can you poach an egg in the shell? That's the bowl there. No.

I don't think that's the bowl there. Why is that different thing? The shell would probably explode, right? In the microwave. And the microwave? Is that a vent hall? To do a hard boiled egg in a microwave? Oh, I guess that must be.

Yeah, you're right. Vendible. How is a boiled egg different to a poached egg? Shell container. Yeah. The poached egg, I guess, is like, they're agitating, you know, as they stir it up. Yeah, poached egg is like, No, poached eggs, no, no, agitate.

Or the water, or like, if you're boiling it, the water's agitated. It's just an egg out of the shell, boiled. What's your favorite version of egg? Scramble. Yeah, scrambled with cheese. Over easy. I like, I like it over medium.

Oh, yeah, I want some yolk in there. That's my favorite. Close follow up, ahold. Very good. That's not really as to boil that. It's an occasion though. It's my favorite close follow up. Very good. That's not really a simple. It's an occasion though. It's a fancy boiled egg. But that's yeah, I mean, is there amazing? But it's not like one of the main like flow shot egg-directed.

It's also like you're making stuff and adding stuff to it. It's like someone asking what's your kind of favorite kind of bread and you say club sandwich. It's called a devil day. Devil day. It's true. It's in the name. I'm going to make some

devil eggs and bring them into work. Okay. For you. Thank you. You're a good devil. I'm a very good devil.

There's one thing I make well. It's eggs. I know how to do eggs. Nice. That's about it. I've I doubled a negate work one time. You doubled one egg. Yeah. I will. No, I doubled two eggs.

Did you make it in the microwave? Yeah. I had like, I had, okay, it might actually do this thing where like if food is going bad, they would just cook it. So they got mad because there was like a carton of eggs. Like, like they would literally like if food's going bad, they're like, well, we have to cook all of it now and freeze it and I'm like, whatever. Um, and one time they, we got a bunch of eggs and they just boiled like

eight eggs. And I was like, I guess I can double decks are kind of healthy. So I just grabbed two for like a midday snack. And I was like, these are nasty. And then I went to the kitchen and stage five. And like we had little like packets of everything. And there was relish and mayo and mustard and I was like I'm gonna double an egg and I got you know So you know the paper you know the paper coffee cups that we have I put everything in there And I got a coffee stir and I was like makes up the yoke out and everything Yeah, but the yoke in there with the mayo and the relish and the moon Okay, I'm just a pre-can the last stuff. Oh, we had that in the kitchen I was shocked too. I think we did have a bunch of spices

Yeah, in the kitchen up above the microwaves and I just You just hold it in a little egg at a cut. How was it? It was good Is that to make you sick though? Yeah, you know how to tell if an egg has gone bad right? Put it in a glass of cold water And if it sinks to the bottom, it's so good if it floats. It's not that true or is that an old tale? It doesn't have to be raw? I'm just talking about like a gag out of the carton. Yeah.

So, so I guess that's a raw egg. Well, it makes it full. It's something about the way I don't know what the explanation is, but if it sinks, it's so good. I don't think so. No, all right. I don't know. Someone I'm sure in chat is going to know the explanation. I'm sure I could Google it. I don't think so. No, all right. I don't know. Someone I'm sure in chat is gonna know the explanation. I'm sure I could Google it.

It doesn't have the rotten gases in it. It's something about float. Something about like the gases or the air or something like that. Do you also not swim right after you? I don't give a fuck about that. I'll swim while eating. Yeah. It's disgusting.

Never got that. Like you've ever been on a boat. You're just like drinking and eating chips and the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, disgusting. I never got that. Like, you've ever been on a boat. You're just like drinking and eating chips in the water. Yeah, I know. Tranting water. What is the reasoning behind that? Is it a, is it like a motion thing? Like, if you eat, if swim right after eating,

I think it's like a shit. It's a lot of shit. I think it's just, yeah, I know. A load of bullshit. So it looks like some fifties bullshit. Yeah. The same thing of like carrots making your eyesight better or something like that.

Yeah. I think I was from the war. Yeah, that was the... I was like to lie to the other side of the war, but everyone on this side believed it. Yeah, they didn't want the other side to know that radar existed and wasn't there. Oh, with any carrots. Yeah, our pilots all eat carrots, so that's why they have really good eyesight and can find your planes in the dark. Then all of England's sighting and carrots are like, God our shop. If the eggs bad, there are gases in it that make it float.

Gross. Yeah, but how? I don't know how it works. I should gas. What is it displacing there? It's just, I don't know. It's just, it's just it. Well, that's it.

Yeah. Do I float if I have gas? Let's try it. Like I said, float because of my lungs. That question. So yeah, you have gas in your lungs. Does rocks float on lava? Only if they're only if they're gassy. Well yeah, great way to tell. So if you have eggs, sometimes it says like, eat before this date,

but a lot of stuff lasts long. If you want to be a little bit longer, just put them eggs in some water, cold water, little egg slut. They don't last that long. Yeah, me too. I love eggs. Have you ever been to egg slut? No. It's never been, it's been the dream of mine, but I haven't been able to make the dream. You can make your dreams come true. I do love the fact that there's a restaurant called egg slut. Yeah. Didn't we get to egg slut? Did we? I don't know. We went to the waffle. Is that what that place is called? Yeah, that's the waffle. Oh, you told them about the waffle. It's what eggs. No, eggs, let us call it eggs, let's see. Doze. We went to the waffle. Is that what it's called? No, it's called the waffle. It's a total crystal marist moment there. Oh, man. Yeah, there's a place in L.A. I don't know

if you've been Kayla called the waffle, which became a tradition for us to go to every time we're in L.A. Bernie always would love to go there and, uh, fucking delicious. But it became a tradition because I think it was that you were Dan who used to order every single kind of waffle on the menu. We did it in memory of that. In the Dan Con order, he just, he just reads across. He just reads across from left to right across an entire menu and orders it, which isn't how you order food

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No, I didn't. The two new episodes have already aired. They're doing a season two right now. Wait, have you ever seen that show? Yeah, this is the kids got the chill boys. It's on HBO Max. A lot of like a b-roll of New York City. We're still talking about that, yeah.

To fall asleep too. Yeah, the, like I said, there's two episodes that have come out. And the one that came out this past Friday, yeah, the one that came out this most recent one was just like, what the fuck is happening in this show? Like what am I watching? He did know other episodes in season one, make you feel that way. Yes, there is definitely an episode of the season one. I think it's a lot of stuff. But in this episode from this most recent one, he like has, he tells, as part, you know, he how he tells these stories that are like long and rambling and it seemed like they go nowhere.

Yeah. He tells a story about one time when you met Keith Reineri Cool. When he was in college and Keith Reineri was the guy who started the nexium cult. Yeah. What? Yeah, and he's like, yeah, we, you know, and he has like, you like, is he full of shit?

He's like, no, he's got like photos and evidence and all this stuff from meeting him when he was in college is like, what the fuck is this show? Who the fuck is this guy? I'm doing that soon as I go home and watching that. It is the weirdest, it is the absolute weirdest show I've ever seen, but it's so entertaining. It's so good, but I feel like I could only watch one episode a week. Like that is one where it's just like it takes a mental toll on you to a degree where you're like I can't handle binging the show whatsoever. That's good. That's good though. Are you caught up on Survivor yet, Gav?

No, I watched episode four. Oh my god. So many episodes are out there at this point. I think the 10th episode just came out. Maybe is this like all in like no, like survivor? It's yes, survivor season 41. 41. Is it going for 20? Yes. Oh, all right.

I'll watch it then. 41. Just foul off. There's a lot of, to an extent, I think they're trying to do a little too much this season. They're trying to make like too many twists because they're like it's 41. We got to go crazy, which I don't know why 41 all of a sudden means like, yeah, it's

okay. It's crazy with it. Like crisis time. It's a lot of like crazy twists and turns in the games that are just like stacked on top of each other and like different things that could happen and things that people could get. That becomes like a little hard to track at some points. But it makes for very interesting television.

Oh. Hello. What is the point? Where's the guy? You can hear ourselves, I don't know if, what's gone. What was that? Yeah, okay.

Where is that coming from? I think it was that speaker right there. That was cool. Why do we even have that speaker here? That's where the started's starting to break. Well, we can hear this, no, we can hear the theme sheet. Right, well,

Browl looks very confused. Thank you. Bam, bam, bam. Really, anything was touched. No. It just, it's written, started working. We see season 41, we gotta get crazy. Yeah, season 41 of the podcast.

That's the ghost. It's good though. Do you ever watch the driver? No. I'm not like a reality person unless it's like the most insane trash that you can imagine. Okay, speaking of... Exceptional. Insane reality trash.

I don't know when it starts but I saw the other day, there's a commercial. They're bringing Joe Millionaire back. No, no, yeah. Except now it's two Joe Millionaires and one of them's actually a multi-millionaire and the other one's not. And everyone has to... And they everyone has to know nobody knows throughout the Oh, you'll know Joe mill you'll be able to tell it was a reality show probably back from like the late night maybe like 2000 they ran on Fox where it's like it was kind of like the bachelor kind of show where like everyone's like vying for this guy and they all they tell the contestants that he's a millionaire he's really wealthy but he's really just

like some everyday average guy an average yeah An average show. Yeah. Yeah. There's a, I feel like there was a period between like 2001 and like 2008 where reality TV was basically just like the most insane shit ever. Like it was that. It was like who wants to marry Harry? And it's just like we go a Prince Harry impersonator And it's just like all these women think they're gonna marry Prince Harry and I was like how do you not know that's not That's just some ginger man, and then there's like moment of truth Which is just like yeah, no, this is we're ruining lives on TV And then there's like that one show that got like the like they they sell moment of truth They syndicated it to other countries and someone got straight up murdered from it like it's it was the most insane

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Yes, the other thing, there was this one woman she got like to the third to last question before she got to like whatever the grand prize was and it was like, do you think you're a good person? And she was like, yeah, and they're like polygraphs said no. And then like, that seems loaded. Like, what if you're dead? What the fuck? Like, it's, it's insane. And you get like, I feel like I would fail a polygraph television or test on television because you're just nervous. Yeah. Exactly. Like a gav watch slow violin. So you know this, but you know how they have the episodes where the couples take polygraphs in front of each other, essentially like, fird the whole cast to be watching. And they're like, do you see yourself with with live in the next five years? And they'll be like, yeah.

And then it'll come up as false. And then like live will be like, oh my god, and like, like sobbing and like, oh my god, like he's gonna have his head turned. It's like, it's messed up. He was just nervous. That's what I'm saying. There's a whole TV show on Netflix. It came out like two weeks ago It's like in Spain. I think I don't know the the Spanish is very like fruity. What's my assume it's Spain? I don't remember Spanish is fruity And it's just one of the fruit languages. Yeah, what's it called? I don't remember I don't remember but it's like the Netflix show. Netflix free.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Netflix show polygraph reality. Try that. Polygraph reality. I'm sure it'll come up. I just feel like it's. Love never lies. Yes, love never lies.

I'm sure there are polygraph tests that are somewhat accurate, which is why they use them in certain situations, but Because it all has to do with like heart rate and stuff like that which again if you're just nervous or have anxiety over anything, you know Also that should have shit. It's like the worst like you know like you know We all know reality shows are edited to make people look bad They're not even like trying to hide it. Like it's so bad. At one point, they just straight up lied everybody. Like they're like, this is what your partner's, like this is your partner's hanging out with. And it's just people that don't exist. So they think that their

partners are like hanging out with like their exes and like, hotties, but like they don't exist. They just straight up lied to them. It's crazy. It's messed up. It shows you that eight episodes of trash. I once watched a show where they convinced a bunch of people that they were gonna become astronauts and go to space. And they like flew them to Russia for training to be cosmonauts, but they didn't really go to Russia. They just flew around the UK for a bit and then landed at a place that had a bunch of Russian signs up.

And then they had this like big elaborate contraption that was like shaking. They're like, oh, I blasted it off into space. And then it just like opens up in front of a live studio audience. They're like, what the fuck? And everyone laughs at the room or what? I don't remember. It was ages ago. Fathered cry. What the fuck? I don't remember what it was. Cool. Or why?

Is it called space cadets? Maybe. Was it on Channel 4? Yes it was. I remember it. What it was on channel 4. Yes it was. I remember what you was that. It's from 2005, December 2005. Okay, yeah. I remember watching that. Wow, it's tomorrow. I love, I love shows in the UK because I looked up the the run for this show December 7th 2005 to December 16th 2005 I mean it burned to my memory. I've never I don't think I've thought of it since Ed I was just trying to remember my memory I've never I don't think I've thought of it since Ed but I was just trying to remember fire series filmed in Suffolk

Sure, that was a real place. Was it supposed to be longer? It got cut shorter was that just like it was just I think it's like an experiment. Yeah Doesn't UK TV like do that though or stuff just runs forever. Oh love island like yeah love Island doesn't big brother do that too love island is on every day. Yeah, I didn't know that well What do you mean like daily and split? Yeah, like big brother would Island is on every day. Yeah, I didn't know that well What do you mean like daily and split yeah like big brother would be on every night? I feel like in the America would be like a lot of weekly. Yeah, yeah But also I think big brother ended I think it's not on there anymore like here. It's still on here. Yeah So I wish to do a rich big brother, but it even if it's not on there

It's still on like in other countries like Germany and whatnot right right? Because like when COVID started, yeah, that's crazy. Oh, yeah, they didn't know. Yeah, they have someone tell them, yeah, hey, so some some some some changes on the outside world. Yeah, that's like when 9-11 happened, there was this reality show that was filming, where it was a bunch of people on a boat that were trying to live. Like they were seafarers and like the 1800s or something. So like the show started filming on like November, like September 1st and then 9-11 happened. And then the next day someone just came in and they're like, um, so something happens.

Isn't a joke. And every no, but that's the thing that they were interviewing the people and they're like, is this part of it? And it was like, no, you, they were just like in the middle of the sea when it happened and they didn't know for like a day or two. So they went, so then they were like, oh, we're going to stop the show or we can keep going. You guys decide, oh my God.

Did they keep going? I don't remember. I was so, I was so flabbergasted by that. It was one of those things where I like put it down and never picked it back up because it was like, this is insane. that. It was one of those things where I put it down and never picked it back up, because it was like, this isn't insane. Wow, I can't imagine. Yeah. It's like, because you're already so overwhelmed

by what's going on and not knowing what's part of it. Like the gimmick of the show or anything like that. Yeah, there's something like that. And again, that was that period where we're just doing anything with reality TV. Y'all. I would like a big, a Ristuth Big Brother where Chris is the first one in,

and then we just never send anyone else. And we just see how long it takes for him to be like, guys? No, no, no, Chris, Andrew Pan. And then we just see what happens. I still want to do a podcast with those two guys, just those two guys, and see who ends up naturally running the podcast. I don't want to make this the Chris episode.

But this is more Chris than last week when Chris was on. We had a meeting before the podcast where the six of us were, we were all sitting like this right now. We're like in an area where like, Hey, we need to have this meeting. Let's go to that conference room over there so we can use the white board. Okay. So we all stand up and five of us make it to the meeting. And like 10 minutes into the meeting, we're like, where's Chris? He somehow didn't make it 20 feet from where we were sitting to the new room and then he walks in and then like sits down like nothing, then like five minutes

later, he's like, I brought back when I go make some coffee. No, he said, well, I'm standing in when they go get coffee. Yeah, he stood up to like, I guess what paste or whatever, because we were like writing ideas down for something. And then he said, while I'm standing, I'm going to go get my coffee. Weird. While I'm standing. Let me get this stuff.

Oh, God. Fucking weird. And chat Peter H said that our tea big brother is just like last laugh without the laughing. That's very true. That's I would do that more enthusiastically. Maybe not be the first one out. Yeah. Maybe. I, uh, it's okay. I was second. While I was giving my ex interview to I think I think so. No, where's second? Was it Ryan? No, Ryan was right after me because he started he what after I left he started spinning and smiling

Yeah, there was so much face But he needed it Sound of music himself And then like literally as I was walking out the door I'm like I grabbed my bag and I was like down the hall I heard door. I'm like, I grabbed my bag and I was like, down the hall. I heard. I was like, what? It's like, right off do you get? Yeah. From if? What happened? The interview is right when you get removed. Yeah. Yeah. Like in the whole. They're thinking that'd be like a week later. Some of the talking head stuff is picked

up later, but there is an ex interview as soon as when you gliried and delirious. Yeah. I love that. I think that was like an extra that they posted. Yeah. It's like literally as soon as when you're gliried and delirious. Yeah, I love that. I think that was like an extra that they posted. Yeah, it's like literally as soon as you walk out, we're like, case down there. All right, what happened? Like the dark and the red light. Yeah. That was a fun show to do. Yeah, I had a good time. Yeah. It was the last in studio production before COVID. And then the first one, still during COVID, but when we, oh my God, yeah, got vaccinated

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And in my head I'm like, oh great, they're gonna be all slow to take forever. They walk up to the receptionist to check in and I can't help but over here because I'm like, it's a really small waiting room, like really, really small. You could put headphones in. I didn't have headphones.

Okay. Thank you for the suggestion though. They walk up to the counter to check in, remember I didn't have headphones. Okay. Thank you for the suggestion, though. They walk up to the counter to check in, remember I said it's 9.15. They're like, ah, yeah, this is, you know, I'm here for an appointment at 10.15. Oh, no. You said like a daylight savings issue? No, they said at 10.15 and they were like, and the receptionist was like, okay, here you can start filling out this paper, China, and then like an iPad. You can fill out your information on here and

We'll get to you in an hour, you know I mean, I'm early thinking they'll get seen early me I'm just like I'm just don't want to be late. Yeah, much true But an hour early, like a bit like 30 minutes feels like enough Yeah, it depends how far you came maybe they were for came five hours, then that's not bad. Yeah I couldn't find any other doctors Specialists. But it was just I don't know. I was just like I can't imagine. I felt like me showing up 15 minutes early. I was like is this too early? So I was like should I have waited in my car a little bit and then gotten down? Like it's a date. I

could like I was have to acknowledge when I am early to appointment by saying like I don't really but I have an appointment at 9.30, and I'm working. Why did it just wait until you go in? Cause what am I gonna, I mean, I'd rather just wait inside than in my car personally. Poisonally. Poisonally. Then they gave me this fucking iPad

to fill out all my information. Ew. iPad's so good. Yeah, and it was so slow. Like, I can't, I'm not like a speed type, right? And I was like, it was so slow. I had to be like, click, click. It's really, I bet three click. It was like, so fucking terrible. And then it's like, like, I finally filled out everything they asked for it. I hit submit. And it was

like, error, fill out your address. And I was like, what? And I scroll back to my address. And the field was just unavailable.. Like you couldn't type anything in that field. I was like, well, that's why I missed it. And I'm like, clicking, clicking, like, I can't type, like, like, like, like, I can't type my address in here. So I go to the reception. I'm like, I can't fill this out. I can't, I can't type my address.

And she's like, let me take a look at it. I'm like, yeah, right. Like she's like, she's like, messy with it. She's like, oh, yeah, you can't put anything in there. Don't worry. I'll just write down that you filled everything out. Oh my God. All your formation is the same, right?

And I was like, could she not have asked you that right at the beginning? Yeah, all my information is the same. So yeah, don't worry about it. Do you, I hope? Why the fuck did you let me do this? Only for activity. Yeah, I always feel like those are like formalities,

like stall for time. Because I'm like, every time it's like, hey, can you fill this out, like online? It's like, yeah. And you get in like every time it's like, hey, can you fill this out like online? It's like, yeah. And you get in there like, oh, you hear, can you check in? It's like the exact same form that you filled out like the day before.

And I'm like, this is a scam. Also iPads, IOS, whatever. How come the number bar isn't on the text on the, on the alpha bar? I'm just like, click something actually. Why do I have to click two buttons to get the numbers? I hate it. Why it's been 18 years. You can just track down. I don't have a thing

I don't know that these are these are secrets that I Phone like it's if it has like main letter and small number I don't know what you're talking about. Let me let me see what you're talking about I'm talking on an iPad. Oh, so not an iPhone. No, yeah, unlike the Quartee keys is all the little numbers. Yeah, small, but if you just go like it like flips down to the number, so you don't have to shift over. Really? Oh, I'm always able to time. I feel like lots of times also places don't set their input fields correctly. Like, if you're just putting in numbers, they can present you a numeric keyboard so the alphabet. Yeah. And it's like they just present you though. It's like, well, that's just annoying.

I need to type number. I hate it. You know who wouldn't do that? The Google Pixel 6. Okay, let's get the coolest phone. That's not even a Google Pixel 6. That's a fucking Samsung phone. It did like a small thing.

Yeah, I did a video on the camera. I should've gone on. No, I have a Samsung Galaxy Flip 3. I had something awkward about to me on my flight. What if you trap something in there? Does it like get all sticky? Maybe you also were able to slam the phone on someone which I think is so powerful. You can hear it too. Grab, grab, grab, hang up. Like the last thing you called. Yeah. I called Kai and like when I closed it like I heard it close with her. Yeah. it's very funny. It was hilarious. I don't want it. Thank you.

Yeah, she was like, wow, that hurt. That was rude. Something, so I went to Dallas for a commission this weekend, which was very fun. We had a great time. And on the way there, something weird happened to me with the person sitting next to me. On the plane?

On the plane. So flight to Dallas is like 30 minutes. It's so fast. Nothing. And this guy sits down next to me. And he looks like he just got off a construction job. Like he has like dirty boots on, like a white t-shirt that's a little dirty and like jeans.

On the plane, doesn't have any bags with him whatsoever. Just like comes on the plane and sits down, which again, Austin to Dallas. He, that makes sense. Yeah, my big is not crazy. It's fancy. It's been there. You go wherever you want. But just like, I don't know, he seemed off a little bit. And it's at night too. The flight was at like eight o'clock at night. And so it's dark. We take off. I'm wearing my headphones. Everyone's wearing a mask, of course. And I open the window to like look outside. Because are you in the window seat?

I'm in the window seat. Austin's a nice city to look outside and then whatever. So I'm like out the window. And all of a sudden, I feel like an aggressive tap on my arm. It wasn't like a, excuse me, like it was like a boom, boom, boom, boom. And I like turned over and he's holding his phone out to me and his camera is open. And he's like, excuse me, like it was like a boom, boom, boom, boom. And I like turned over and he's holding his phone out to me. And his camera is open. And he's like, he's doing this.

And I was like, oh, maybe he wants to take a picture of the winner. So I kind of like, because he want you to take a photo. Well, I wish I went back. And then like, he kept like giving me his phone. And I was like, oh, so like, I took it from him. And I was like, you want me to take the picture, okay? He didn't say anything. I don't know if he said anything because I had my headphones on listening music and we're wearing masks

And the planes are mouth. Yeah, so I don't know if he's I I honest I was just like so like what is going on and so I like Go to the window and I take a picture and it's an older iPhone So it's taking a second and then as I'm taking it I realize the flash is on So it's taking a second. And then as I'm taking it, I realize the flash is on. And so it just takes a flash photography photo of a plane window, which essentially is just a reflection of a plane window. It's just a reflection of you holding the phone looking at you.

And so I went, oh, oh, your flash was on. And so I like click it off. And I take another picture and I like give it back to him. And then he like takes the phone back and I'm looking over he's looking through the photos. He's like judging your work. And so the flash photo obviously shit. Yeah, no.

I like you left it for us. He turns it to you while he deletes it. He scrolls the next photo which I thought like I took it and I was like okay got it and I give back to him. Because it was an older phone you know sometimes there's a bit of a delay when you take pictures. So it's just like the lights went. Like, just streaks of lights. Just streaks of lights.

And I saw it, like he's not looking at me because I went back to doing what I was doing. And he goes, and I was like, oh my God. I'm sorry. Was my, was you forcing me to take this photo on this plane for you, an unacceptable photo?

And so I just like, I felt so awkward that I pretended to sleep the rest of the time. Because I didn't want him to ask me. I like it in reality. You're like this in your head. You're like this. Well, I was like, thank god this is 30-minute flight, because I would die.

What if he actually just wanted to self-feed with you? Yeah. I don't know what he, I mean I was front facing, can't you just, you're just giving it to me. I feel like I've never, I wouldn't have done it. I feel like I had no choice Gavin. No I feel like the, I don't want to touch someone's phone at the moment. That's gross. Well that's why it was. Someone else's phone. It looks like a hand sanny. Yeah. I probably wouldn't have, I would have just been like, that's why it was. Someone else's phone. It looks like Han Senny. Yeah. I probably wouldn't have, I would have just been like, leave me out of it. But I was just so aggressive.

I feel like you could have done this. Also, hey, you know what you could have done? Taking on your phone, air drop it. No. I wouldn't want it. I don't know if I'd want a stranger. No, I wouldn't. Even air drop, I wouldn't want it.

I don't know how that works. I just heard the word. I don't know if it would work on a plane either. It's just Wi-Fi. Well, it's you, then. Yeah. It's just like P2Pib, Bluetooth just Wi-Fi. Well, it's just, isn't it? It's just Bluetooth. It's just like peer-to-peb Bluetooth or Wi-Fi. I just like, it was just because obviously the home of the plane, it was dark, math, and like there was so much going on that I was just

so taken aback too of just like, yeah, it's an unexpected situation. Yeah, and it was like he literally shoved his phone into my hand. It was like, he was like, and I was like, what do I do with this? You're so polite for doing it. But then I fell in the back. I fell in the back. No, the photos were shit. That's the Canadian. You have 10 years.

Still haven't gotten rid of it. I didn't know. Maybe this is his first time flying. He wanted a photo out the window. I'm like, I was mad. And like, now he's too embarrassed to ask me again. And I'm too embarrassed to acknowledge him. Clearly I'm too embarrassed to, but you feel like shit. It's a stab you in the, it's really just like, I would like to hear him tell his version of this story. I want to hear what you have to do. I want to hear his POV. So I was on a plane for the first time in my life.

I saved up all this money to fly to Dallas from Austin. And I really wanted a picture and this huge bitch was just in the way looking outside the window. And I asked her nicely to take a picture for me and it was shit. So was he mid-o-c? No, it was in business class, so it was just me and him. Well, that's enough for until he know, he can just done it.

That's why I went I went like this at first. So see you mean I should have slowly reclined. So it is although it is a little weird to have someone lean over you for a picture. I was rather than that this would happen. That's why I was like a little like unexpected. I was like, oh, I want to meet the guy who comes straight from a construction site. What's your life like? I like I loved it. Was someone in chat J and C 626 says air dropping on a plane is not what you want to happen. Oh, from strangers. The one.

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literally hitting me on the arm and shoving the phone into my hand. You should have asked him to take a picture of the aisle boy. Give him my phone. What if I like just gave him my phone and I'm like. I love, uh, hello stories like that. It's like I get the satisfaction of an awkward interaction without me having to be involved. You're going to get to live vicariously through you. You're welcome. Thank you. I'm glad to give you that. I appreciate it. I'm going to save that one. This episode of the receipt podcast is brought to you by Movement. The holidays are somehow both the best and the worst time of year on one hand. You get gifts, spend time with people you love, eat great food. On the other hand, you have to give gifts, which can take a lot of brain power and money.

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Had to mail something out and normally like all you know, we have The services now where you can like print postage at home and take care of all that normally I do that But I had to it's difficult to explain. It's not really relevant to the story But I had to like mail something I had to go out get something in mail And I didn't know what size it was gonna be our heavy wasn't it me? So I got it and I mail something, I had to go out get something and mail it, and I didn't know what size it was going to be or heavy was going to be. So I got it and I went to the post office to go mail this off. And I walked into the post office and the line super long.

I was like, shit, it's the holidays. And I'm like, that line looks like it's going to be like 30 to 45 minutes to get there. So I was like, I'm going to, I'm going to use the, the self-serve kiosk. I can just, I can just put this in like a priority, you know, one of those pre-measured envelope things and just send it out. So it's like there's like two people in line for the self-served thing. The first woman takes fucking forever and finally she's done. The next woman's like bang, bang, bang, like in and out. She finishes her thing super fast. It's my turn. I get up there, put my thing on, it weighs it, it measures it, does all that shit. And then I'm like, you know, print postage, put your credit card in, put my card in, take it out. It's like, your postage

is printing. And I look down and nothing comes out. And I'm like, uh, and then like a little sticker with the tracking info pops out. And it's like, put this on your package next to the postage. I'm like, of course, I'm like, I get on my hands and knees and I'm like looking up into the machine. Like, and I'm looking on the floor like, I get on my hands and knees and I'm like looking up into the machine and I'm looking on the floor like, did it spit it out and I didn't see it, then it prints the receipt out and it's like, thank you for using the self-circuit. I'm like, with my postage, wait, no. I'm not done.

So I had to receipt and a tracking label but no postage from my priority mailbox. I'm like, well, shit, now I've got to get in the line. So I go and I get in the line. It takes fucking forever, just like I thought. And I get up to the front and I'm like, and they're like, you know, sorry for the wait. How can we help you? I'm like, I just bought, I just from the receipt.

It's like, I just bought postage for this package, but it didn't come out. And the guy's like, did you like look up in the machine? He's like, yeah, trust me. I was like, I didn't want to get in the line. I looked everywhere for this package, but it didn't come out. And the guy's like, did you like look up in the machine? He's like, yeah, trust me. I was like, I didn't want to get in the line. I looked everywhere for this post. He's like, huh, well, that's really weird. He's like, well, I don't know what to do about that.

Let me go ask my boss, like, oh, shit. So he goes over and finds like another postage employee and they're talking and he takes the receipt and like the tracking thing. And she's like, well, where's the postage? You know, well, first of all, she's like, where's the package? And so I hear her say that and I can hold it up like it's right here. And she's like, well, where's the postage?

And then the other place like, well, that's the thing. It didn't print the postage. She's like, what do you mean it didn't print the postage? So they're like conferring about it. Like, well, I don't know. So like a third employee has to come over. So like them helping anybody else in the post office has stopped. Every employee who was helping customers is now talking,

trying to figure out my issue. They're like, conferring then after a while, like they all split up. The guy who was helping me comes back. He's like, all right, I think I know what to do. So he like goes through and processes the transaction and everything finishes it. Prince out new postage and he goes, shit, I did that wrong. So he's like, hold on, I got to void this to avoid this transaction goes there a whole thing avoids it and they like goes through it all again and then he prints out he prints out a piece of postage that says zero dollars and

zero cents and he puts it on my on my on my letter on my package and I'm like is that gonna work like it says zero he zero. He goes, yeah, I know he goes, trust me, it looks wrong, but if it scans, it'll scan fine. I'm like, but it says zero. I could just get like a sharpie and write zero dollars. Yeah. He's like, no, no, no, trust me. I know it looks weird and messed up,

but this is the right way to do it. I was like, okay, I hope it gets there. So I'll update you. Yeah, you don't know yet, whether. Because that was just this morning. There's gonna be it gets there. So I'll update you Because that was just this morning. It's gonna be sitting back that you know us ps has been awesome bullshit All those going on I have a sense stuff. I have a package that has been going back and forth between Austin sin marcos and Jakarta Indonesia It did go to Tokyo at some point. Since June, what?

Yeah, I ordered for this artist. I like that. Six months ago. That's super limited, like limited drops of merch. I feel like, I feel like items. I feel like I talked about this before. And then like June, I bought like a, like, it's like $200 worth of like sweaters and like t-shirts from them. Oh yeah. And

it. So I think what happened was when they put it and I sent it to my girlfriend's place and she lives on San Marcos Street. And I think they put it as just San Marcos. Oh, like the city. Yeah. And then the the zip code was also incorrect. So it just keeps you think shit to it post office since in San Marcos. But I don't know it's there So I'm like where's my shit and I look it up and it's like oh, it's been a incident Marcus for like 16 days So one day I just like drove down there and the guy was like oh, yeah I've seen that package keeps getting shipped back and forth between like Austin San Marcos We just did the return the sender and I was like oh

So I email the people and like hey my package It's like I was the wrong address like if it goes back to you like So I emailed the people and like, hey, my package, it's like, I was wrong address. Like, if it goes back to you, like, I'll repay for shipping. I just, like, I don't want to refund. I just like, well, my stuff, I'll pay for shipping again. Like, yeah, and here's the new address. And I'm like, yeah, we'll keep an eye out for it. So I see it goes back to Indonesia.

And then it goes to Chicago. And then it goes to Tokyo. And then like a month ago, it was in Austin and I was like, oh, here it is. And then it was like, no, I'm in San Marcos and I was like, I'm just never gonna get this. I'm out of $200. I'm never gonna do this stuff. I'm never gonna see it. They stopped emailing me back and I'm just like, well, I can't do a PayPal refund either because it's been more than three months. I think you mentioned this to me. Yeah. Like a month ago. Forever ago. I didn't recognize this story at first and I was you mentioned this to me. Yeah. Like, months ago, forever ago, I didn't, I didn't recognize the story at first.

And I was like, wait a minute. Yeah. I was from Indonesia to Japan. I don't know why I have no idea why. And you think it would go like maybe Chicago, Japan, Indonesia, but no, it went like Indonesia, Indonesia, Chicago, Japan, Texas. Weird. It's the weird. I wish that was an ad tag in it,

so we could actually see the exact comment. They're trying to draw something. I know more like, and like, I'm just like, I'm imagining it just like, just beat to shit. Just like dusty in the corner of like a USPS and sent,

like somewhere, it's just like insane and Tony, over the reason I like that you were so close to getting it to when you drove all the way to San Marcos And they were like oh, yeah, we like we like sent that back to send her like like Friday and this was like Saturday like I wasn't so frustrating. I was once mailed something by Lucasfilm because they referenced some of my footage for a film and they were like, oh, you know, we'll send you some goodies, never showed up. And I was like, well, it was free.

So I'm not going to chase them about it. I was just like, so eventually I was like, hey, did you ever send this stuff? Because I want to, I want to be like, oh, thanks for sending it, but I didn't get it. So I'm just, you know, if you know what happened to it and they were like, oh, yeah, we sent that. Oh, weird. We'll just send'll just send it again just send it it was like a t-shirt and some mugs and stuff and then like four months later the guy email me back be like oh I found your original package it'd been run over in our parking lot it was just like outside the whole story of that thing like 10 months just like this you run out of it so I did not see night in their parking lot no no since 10 months It's massive I don't know like some sort of a no, I just I assume the the parking lot the facility

Or not be like it was in like the loading dock and there's normally a truck over Something like that. That's so fucking funny. It's been run over in our Did you have to end up getting a no one a new one though? Yeah, I already got I already had the thing like four months when he said he found the original. My god. That's nuts. Can't wait for all the fun shipping nightmares that people are going to go through this holiday season. Oh, you mean like me getting four packages to learn this morning with an hour of delivery? Still happening. I went. Okay, so I got a notification on my package. It's got delivered at 8.55 this morning. I go out there at like 9.30.

The way my house is set up is like, if you go to the address that the like Google Maps takes you to, it's not my house. It's like the front house. So I just should just always get delivered to the wrong house. And I was like, whatever, and I go up there. And I don't see my stuff. So I go in the game I roommate, because sometimes they put our stuff in the backyard of that house because

there's a shed that kind of it's a fancy shed that looks like a tiny house so I'm like oh maybe some of the ports who are walking up and I just see I see a box that I know is my box because I got one of the just skateboards and I was like nah that's my box and it was just like ripped open on the side of the road and I just saw my and I was like nah that's my box and it was just like ripped open on the side of the road And I just saw my mail. It was like a credit card application It was a glossy a package. I got I forgot what this oh and then the one that pissed me off the most was I ordered like this Anti-allergen spray because I'm really bad allergies and I didn't spray it because it's a kill fucking cat dander and

They had opened it and just dumped it out. How spiteful. Fuck people. And then like that, and of course I can't get a refund from that cause it's like a third party vendor on Amazon. And I'm just like, what the fuck? Also with the glossy anything,

they took everything except for like the lip balm and like the brow, the boy brow. And I'm like, what the, why you took the face wash? You took the face wash and the perfume and you left it, okay, whatever fuck you took the face wash? You took the face wash of the perfume and you left it. Okay, whatever fuck you. So yeah, so that was my,

I was first thing in the morning. It was like 40 minutes when it got delivered. I'm like, are they just like following the truck? That is rapid. They must be just like behind it. I think they're just literally following the truck and it was just like, I think someone who lives near you doing this.

I don't know because last month my credit card got stolen out of my mailbox and someone did $800 of like what I can only describe as like homeless purchases. It's like very much like someone walking in like just like. Because it was like, yeah, it's been like $100 at family dollar and then like $80 at shortstop burgers would have never heard of. I'm like, so they went like a 7-11 and then a shell and then in all those zone that's spent $49 even, don't know what that was.

The funny thing is based on these stores, I know exactly where this was. Okay, so that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking in my head. I know the route they went. I know exactly where these stores are. Because, thank you. Because that's what I did. Because I was like, okay, well, I know what the shortstop is.

I know that there's only one, and I like did it. I mapped it and I was like, this fucker walked all the way. I was like, they walked down 35, and they just hit up their favorite fucking stores. And I was like, it was like eight hundred to make the card if it was. Okay, that's the other thing. You don't have to activate a credit card to use it apparently.

You can use it without activating it. You can just swipe. You can just stick it on the bottom. You have to use like the pin card to use it. No, or something. Or something. You can literally get a credit card and start fucking swipe it. No, he's like the pinco. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, money. Yeah, so. Yeah, it sucks. Anyway, so I had a, I'm angry. I've had a shit like two months with my mail.

Oh my god. Yeah, can you get a camera there, like looking at it right now? Oh, that's what I asked you. So that's the other thing. I want to get a security camera there, but I can't, because it's not my house, all the cameras are Wi-Fi based. Right, so I'm really,

I've tried, I've like had my Wi-Fi on my phone and like walked up to the front of that house and been like, no, it's like, if I get an Extendor, that's probably not gonna work because it's just like a fence and then a shed and then the whole fucking house. You've got a fake camera there. I've thought about that. Except that deters people. Oh, what I'm gonna do is get a big fucking glitter bomb. Yes.

Oh, that's what I'm gonna do. Get shit, like make, I've seen people do this before where they put like fake shit in packages. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get a fucking glitter bomb. I'm gonna ruin shit like make I've seen people do this before where they put like fake shit and packages That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get the fucker bomb. I'm gonna ruin someone's a you should also Put literal shit and one of the really should take a dump in a box. I'm a Human piece. No, no, no, I've listen. I've got three cat access to three cats Which is gonna put a bunch of cats shit in the fucking am about but at some water. So it's wet. Yeah, so it's disgusting. Yeah Anyway, I Packaged these go to fucking hell dude. Anyway, sorry for the rain guys The Europeans are talking what no pins. They have chips, but no pins. It's insane. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense you have

You could look everyone out of every cod. Yeah, it's right there. It's built into the chip swipe All you do is swipe They do have pins on debit cards. Yeah. Well, because that's real money. Here we have that. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, but well, yeah, that both identical. Oh, I know. Yeah, the cards. Yeah, I'm a great. The same. No, wait, no, we think you're correct.

The debit cards can also be used as credit cards. Yeah. Yeah. Which isn't so. Yeah. It is very strange how a society that is so advanced such as the US is so behind in so many things. They don't want to slow in the US. They don't want to slow down the purchasing process because that's what we do. That we are still number one at that right now. How slow? Put an opinion rather than just swiping and being done with it.

You swipe it and then they give you a seat and you sign it. I was. Yeah. Not nowadays. They don't even the signings pretty much. I'm bit more I would say on your credit. No, no, I think they They tap the thing and they go here. Yeah, I think if it's under $50 you don't have to sign anymore. No Even better. Yeah, oh also I forgot the other purchase. It was like a $4.92 transaction to call someone in the prison Yeah, that was the second transaction the first one was just like first was like shell second one was like a $4.92 transaction to call someone in the prison. Yeah, that was the second transaction. The first one was just like first was like shell second one was like Texas state Pinnitentiary was anything but I mean obviously it probably not but was anything purchased and sent to like a house No, no, because that's a easy way to find them. Yeah But also what they'll do sometimes is they'll send it to a house that's not theirs

And then they'll steal the package from a random house, But no, it was just it was it was like it was like, uh, this is how I know it was. I mean, fucking pizza hot. Uh, I'd rather die shortstop seven, eleven family dollar. I'm more of a dollar tree gal, which is $1.25. Exactly. Um, fuck what else was it? It was another, it was like, like you said, like when I saw them when I saw them I was like I can see how this person traveled yeah, they bought something you looked out like we're gonna Want to go next oh right over there, but I want to know what the 49 dollars even at the family dollars

They also bought a Boost mobile phone Could you just find out Who they called in prison and I would like that person who called them on that day? I would like to hey Buddy What was the break his knees Sounds like he's gonna be joining you real soon. I'm gonna get them in there next to you

Yeah, people say at least the only stuff they signed for is a restaurant. Yeah, I guess that's true Maybe that's just one. Yeah. Resurance and stuff like that. It is really annoying though, how oftentimes law enforcement won't do anything about package theft. Because it's, well, no, there's just a middleman. The police don't do anything when it comes to crimes except give you a thing to give your insurance company to be like, I filed a police report. Yeah.

Like, I'm not like blowing those bad people. Like we had something stolen from us. Um, few years back. Mm-hmm. And like filed a police report about it. And like, no, they're like, I only filed a report. Yeah. Take it to your insurance. Oh, well, refund, yeah, I guess. I'm just like, good day. Cool. You have some justice. Yeah, what are they going to do? They're going to like, all right. So we went to, so we went to all you, what's all your neighbors and looks like these three guys had nested. Well, we've done as we sink the footage. We found the guy. He went this way. We looked at the camera. The red light came. I had to contact a neighbor to be like, do you have any footage from this night when this thing was taken?

Remember when Jack's house got broken into and all of this stuff was stolen. I had to find the person. What? I had to tell the police. all of this stuff was stolen, I had to find the person. What? I had to tell the police this is who it is. And I had to like send them the evidence so they were like, oh yeah, I guess that makes sense. What the fuck? That's crazy.

Oh, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Almost like there's a word or a job. But people do that kind of thing. Yeah. No. Yeah.

And they, they, in beat as a they just get out of there as soon as possible. That's not what you thought it was going to say was it. Eric. You know what I thought I was going to be crazy. We all know what I thought it was going to say. I love Peter H and chat. The police solving crime. Why would they? In our society today, I just feel like we've all been gasslet by like, you know, network television to the thing that like, we'll get your package, ma'am. It's like that scene in the Big Lebowski or see the Big Lebowski. And it's like, he gets his car stolen.

And then he's like, do you all have any leads in the police officers? Like, yeah, we got cop working in shifts. like, do you all have any leads in the police officers? Like, yeah, we got cop working in shifts. Look, it just doesn't happen. Like there's no, so there's no guy. There's no guys. There's no force of guys just going like, all right, guys, we got to look at this.

I think they use like a sharp instrument to break the glass. You can tell about the shape of the fracture. I was like, no, it was just like, oh, here's a case number. Yeah. Who do you have? I heard state oh, here's a case number. Yeah. Who do you have? I heard state farms get at this thing. Yeah. They'll take care of it.

Let's try to wait. Yeah, no, literally. Yeah, don't call us. Thank you. Bye. Man, I, uh, I, over the weekend, I heard the, it is another animal story for me. No fun. I heard the loudest raccoon fight I've ever heard in my life in my backyard.

And I was lucky enough that my security camera finally captured it. And I got to see this raccoon fight. Do you have it? Will you show us? I'll show you after. I don't want to put it up here because you can see a bunch of stuff. But it's like the footage starts and there's these two super fucking fat raccoons like rolling around towards the camera. They're having sex.

No, they are fighting. Are you sure that's not how they have sex? It was before PlayGos. It was some like... Maybe not my style, but so they're fighting. And then like a third raccoon hears what's going on and then you see him appear in the background. I mean, I think he knows one of these other raccoons because then he comes over. So like, no, say you like puts his hand on one, it seems like he's gonna try to break it up.

And then they all start running away, but then the one that the two are chasing, he like, does this double back move and jumps on the fence and the two that are still on the ground, see that he's up there, but they know if they follow him, they're not gonna catch up. So they go like on a diagonal to cut him off on the fence. And then the one on the fence is like has to run and make this 90 degree turn down another fence, but he's running so fast that like his back leg slip off and he screams and you can see his front post the holy gun. You're holding some backup and just like keeps booking it. I was like, can we they were they were they were

rumbly. We got to automate that. Yeah, I was like, can we send this to animation and get this like holy meat to a short that's Creek The raccoon triple thread at your house I expected a cage to come down to be a ladder. I need to see this. I need to how is he not mentioned this all day That's This is just sitting on that it was it was absolutely incredible because like I woke

I remember waking up it was like 3.30 in the morning I was like in my bed like oh man those raccoons are really going at it and the next morning is like oh shit I got it like I normally I hear them fight and never see it was like they fought like right so much so that I triggered your camera. What's in your yard that these raccoons keep coming back. There's nothing there I don't understand. Rang in the time. There's nothing there. I don't understand Barbed wire and a ladder We we had possums living under our shed last summer that was really fun

They just come out and eat cat food for possums look so cute. They're so cute. Have you ever seen a baby possum? It's cute a shit. How do I know if the one I saw was a baby? I know tiny size I think possible. How big is what? Look, this is a dope possum. Like this. Like a big subway sandwich. Yeah. Right. Like a long sandwich. Yeah. That's my favorite bread. Well, yeah, and then a baby one is smaller. Yeah. It's like a orange. Yeah. There's a TikTok I saw of someone who found a baby one is smaller. Yeah. It's like a four inch. Yeah. There's a tick-tock I saw of someone who found a baby possum that I guess had been abandoned and they took it in and like essentially nursed it back to health and kept it as a pet. And it was like the cutest thing ever.

It was like, because possums have like human hands. Like, thingies. They have like very articulate hands. They have thingies. They look like cute, like small human hands. They have very articulate hands. They have thingies. They look like small human hands. Yeah. It's a little weird. No, but it's worse than the raccoon

because they're got like joints. And they're like, it's also like, like a pale skin color kind of pink. Yeah. I want to see. I think I have a pink one. But it was really affectionate and it was like looking on them and stuff like that.

And I was like, this is cute, but also very strange Yeah, my only interaction with possums is they ate my hammock. Oh, I sure was possums and that were kids Could have been both I saw a possum Nearby and it ate your hammock. Yeah, yeah like completely Like it was I was like the person looked at the hammock and was like that's like the size of a subway I could eat that I would say by the end of it

Well, immediately it was like unusable as a hammock. Yeah, the middle was missing But then I just left it and I had to say by the end of it was like 75% gone. That's so weird What was it? What's the real fabric weird? It's like red fabric weird Awesome pics for my favorite thing ever is when I get Camera alerts of like oh your camera detected motion or a movement or movement by the zone and I look at the camera And it's like a bug that had landed on the camera and it's like Looking around and it's giant face faces like it's always so gross. I got one that was a wasp the other day.

I was like, oh, I need that. Yeah. I hate that so much. Yeah. I think there's a blupper from some sort of news show like some weather show on TV with us like a bird just like leading into the frame and the guys like on the big screen behind the birth of your terrifying if they were that big. Yeah. Yeah. just like leading into the frame and the guys like birth would be terrifying if they were that big. Yeah. Yeah. I'm beautiful. Well, that's the dinosaur. I guess so.

Horrifying. What about Yapachau? I um I finally started watching that Apple documented that Apple TV documentary about the Beatles. I don't know if anybody else has any interest or start watching it It's like three episodes, but they're all fucking long That's why I've been putting the first episode is like two hours and 36 minutes No, like three movies. Yeah, they're like eight hours to yeah, it's like eight hours total across three episodes That's what's been putting me off from watching. It's like I don't want to commit like two and a half to three hours to watch when it is

We start watching it and it's really interesting, but it's also like really bizarre. Yeah. It's like, they're recording like the whole premise is that they start practicing or they're getting together and they've got like in 14 days, they need to put on a live show with 14 new songs that obviously they haven't made and they're like, oh, we should come up with some songs. So it's like them just sitting around like playing music, trying to figure out song. And then just random people sitting around. George Harrison has like a couple of dudes who look like

Harry Christianos sitting off on the side. They are. Are they are Harry Christianos? No. Was he religious? He was tired Christian. Yoko Ono was just sitting there, reading the newspaper non-stop.

Number eight. Oh, no. Number eight. Yoko Ono is just sitting there reading the newspaper non-stop number eight Number eight. It's like and it's just it's just absolutely Bunkers and they're like I don't know what anybody song goes like this and then like oh he just invented get back Oh, it's actually yeah, it's like Paul McCarty's there like just like strumming on the bass and it's like and then this text Let's see it's like Paul is about to figure out the next Beatles single. It's like oh And then this text on screen is like Paul is about to figure out the next Beatles single. It's like oh He we I just watched him figure out get back is a song and make it up on the fly So they're like in crunch but coming up with all that legendary music right? Or they're like they had recorded Abby rode yet and they're like oh, you know They start playing Maxwell still for hammer and like a dude breaks out an anvil with a hammer

And it's like he's just sitting there. He looks that one of the Beatles He's like this guy who's like in the studio who looks so happy It's a way that my first ever like Memory of Yoko Ono is when they parodied it in the Simpsons. I was gonna say Dexter's laboratory. Oh, that was also a good one I missed that show. It was Disney plus by the way. I'm watching it on my Apple TV. It's a Disney plus show Probably got half that band got murdered Yeah, that's true. That's oh wait. Well George Harrison didn't get murdered got murdered by cancer I thought it was like stab but he survived it yeah, but it messed him up

What's contributed? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but You did Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm pretty sure he was in a bad way from the point I think he was till the end of his life already had immune system I think his cancer is already pretty far progressed by that point Even still not great for I have never I've never intentionally heard a Beatles song. Really?

Yeah. Intentionally. Like I've been like in a place and been like, I don't like this change in, what is this? And they're like, uh, it's a Beatles. I love that. We should definitely play some for you. Intentionally.

I bought a rock band set right before the penny to Beatles rock rock band set and I took the game I threw it will need that last last best be glad to hear best Beatles song yeah my favorite one is here comes the sun personally that's my favorite song man it's so tough. I think typically, I don't like the early, like, poppy kind of bullshit stuff. I think it started getting decent with rubber soul. I think with revolvers when they finally started getting really good.

So I would say something around there, maybe like, fuck. I don't know. I don't know if I could pick a favorite song. Just like discography is insane. And it's like such a weird, widely diverse selection of music. Yeah. Go all over the place. What's your favorite? Maybe come together.

Come together is really good. Yeah. Well, the lyrics are really weird. Yeah. I mean, come together is really good. Yeah, well the lyrics are it weird Yeah, I mean come together was it over me over me no Come on Across universe The movie I feel like I that was like an older with like 20 years old at this point. Oh my god Please don't tell me that I think I saw it in college. 2007. So it's 14 years old. Across the universe. It's like a movie

where they like this, the essentially they use Beatles songs in the movie to tell a story and stuff like that. Okay, isn't this a musical? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So it's all Beatles songs. I never seen it. I've never seen it. One with three on it. Bono, but by just noticing that Bono plays Dr. Robert. So I'm out. Yeah. I'm out. Yeah, what about I am the walrus? Oh, good.

Could you? Blue J way might be one of my favorites. I know that's like a weird pick. I feel like it's not a super popular song. Yeah, but it's like so creepy. Yesterday's the art. Yesterday. Oh, so it's like so creepy. Yesterday yesterday. Oh, so good.

Boys. Yeah, let it be. Of course. Oh, like in the. It's great. Like how? How's it good? Like how? Talk about boys. Yeah. I want to hold your hand. I like boys That's my favorite Tyler the creator. I like boys Yeah, boys make me heart Come together over me Areal Ortiz for some iron one. Hey, Jude. Hey, Jude also great. That's a right one. I could play that on the piano. Oh fun. You play the piano only by ear. That's harder. What do you mean only? I'm not that scary. I don't know. I don't know notes or anything. I don't know how to read music. I just know

He's what are you talking about? If I listen to a song and I could like find out which is which and I could play it. That's it's very simple. So Kesha, do you speak German only backwards? I speak German. For words. There's like a throw away joke in the American version of the office where Dwight Shrut starts reading through like the printer manual, but it's in German. And Pam's like, oh, you speak German because yeah, but my Germans are pre-industrial. It says here, like, it's like, oh, you speak German because yeah, but my German's all pre-industrial.

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