Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris Gets Into the Wrong Uber - #727

Episode Date: November 30, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Chris Demarais, and Kayla Milton as they talk about Chirs getting into the wrong Uber…again, the thanksgiving goo, awful lifetime movies, Andor, and more!  Sponsored by Stamps.com Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/rooster. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! Go to http://shadyrays.com to shop their Black Friday selections. Go to http://sanebox.com/rooster to get a two-week free trial and a $25 credit. Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Barbara. And I'm Gus. Send the little extra to yourself. They're Kayla. Uh, just a little bit. A little bit? All right. I wasn't sure if you were going to introduce, send the lunch for yourself, they're Kayla. Just a little bit. A little bit, all right. I wasn't sure if you're gonna introduce this to me.

No. Okay, I forgot. I don't think Gus has ever introduced. I forget every time. Maybe if there's like someone visiting who's not? Like a special guest. Right, like someone who doesn't work here. Yeah.

That's about it. I don't know. I guess you do. Yeah, or maybe I'll tell them ahead of time. Yeah. It's a, we're back after Thanksgiving. Everyone need a lot of food. We get real fat for Thanksgiving.

Could you introduce us? No, I just wanted to say the same thing. I'm Gus joining me this week. I've got Kayla. Also to Kayla's left. I got Chris. And Chris is left. Barbara.

Ooh. Yeah. Circling back around. Do you guys? And Gus. There we go. Woo! Yeah! Circling back around, two guys. This is Angus. There we go. Very well done. We should start doing that now. No, that's it.

No, I'm not doing that now. That's work for me. Uh-oh. Anyone like make a turkey or do anything like traditional for Thanksgiving? Yeah. You did? Yeah, my family visited me for the first time

since I moved to Texas five years ago. The first time? The first time. They've never come out except for when my parents came here to help me find an apartment when I moved in the two weeks I had. Why do you think they chose this time? I think I asked properly. So you invited them?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I didn't. Every other time I've been like, hey, what about, they're like, no, they're like, it's only one of you. Don't blame them. I guess it's easier for one of me to fly to Georgia than for a whole family to fly here. Usually. I also heard that Blizz met your mom. Yeah.

And just said some questionable things to her about you. We poor Southern mother, yeah. No, it was really fun. I had Blizz and Nikki over, and obviously Blizz is partner, and we had Thanksgiving dinner. And at one point, I don't know where I was, but I had left the table,

and then the next thing we were going from was like, yeah, I know, Blizz and your mom, like Blizz was just talking to your mom, and she was like, yeah, I bet it's me and Kayla, we used to do gay stuff, it's gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, inappropriate all the time, just me and her being gay, blah, blah, blah, all this stuff, and I was like, I wanna miss that part.

My poor, my poor, my poor, that's how your mom found out that you're gay. Yeah, that's how she found out. Yeah, it's crazy. I wish those else she found out, but be a lot funnier. Yeah. Well, I did friends giving.

Oh, did you host her? Did you go somewhere? I went somewhere. Okay. I don't host. I'm not a good host. I also Canadian. I was there.

Chris is there. You were there too? Chris is, I saw footage a good host. I don't look Canadian. I was there. Chris was there. You were there too? Chris was at the end of the dish. And Chris made a dish. A dish. He made, self-proclaimed goo. Cheesecake goo. Cheesecake goo.

Oh, I heard about this. Yeah, well, growing up, I thought it was cheesecake. Chris, I don't want to hear from you. How was it, Barbara? It was okay. Okay. I got to get the outside opinion, because I've heard Chris talk about this group.

But I'm not talk to anyone who's eaten it. I think, and Chris talked about this a little bit, I think it didn't travel too well. And it has to be a certain temperature. It's been real cold. Real cold, because otherwise starts to come apart and melt this stuff. It becomes too goo.

I have a couple of follow follow up questions to that. How far did you travel? Not very far, but like, it got. Give me a minute. Well, it's just gotta be cold, real cold. What's colder than ice cold? Ice cold? All right, all right, all right.

It wasn't bad, I think like. So. It tasted almost like very milky. It was like, you drink it or do you eat it? That's a good question. You're like putting? You said it was a cheesecake. It was like a pudding on top of a cheesecake crust.

So like a cheesecake that didn't set? Yeah. Can, yeah. Okay, so he's saying this. So I said the Nikki came for Thanksgiving, just with me and my family, and she made a cheesecake too. And I think you guys are both from the same region of Texas, and I feel it might be the same recipe,

and the cheesecake that we have is extremely delightful. She's actually gonna bring us one tomorrow. So you guys that had, Chris is gonna taste us, and tell the different. I'll bring my mom, I guess you got some other stuff. You should make it in the oven. And bring it to the STF, so I was just being too critical. Cameron hosted, Cameron's heater hosted, lovely friends giving. Cameron, what did you think of the goo? She's cake goo.

It's the right name for it. I was really surprised. I was really surprised. I was really surprised. I was really surprised. I was really surprised. I wascake goo. I will say, cheesecake goo is the right name for it. It's the right name for it. Yeah.

I can describe what it was. And he's like, the cheesecake goo. Goo. And yeah, it was. It was fun. If you all of a sudden say it again, but loud, sorry, say it again, but loud. Cheesecake goo is the right name for this item.

Because it is neither cheesecake nor goo. It's somewhere in between. Yeah. But when I asked what was in it, you're like, I'll tell you one thing, it's got sweet condensed milk in it. We knew that. Oh, I can't do that.

It sure did, Chris. It sure did. I don't really, I'm like, it was, it was okay, I guess. Which is funny, because Chris uses milk or water as a solution for a lot of cooking things. Or sweet condensed milk. Or sweet condensed milk. Or a lot of that.

I was fine when we were planning out who was gonna make what for the thing. People were like, oh, I'm making this. I'm gonna make this. And then a couple of us replied, Chris, you can buy whatever you want. Yeah. And the goo, people ate it.

People did eat it. And Chris watched every single person eat it. And everyone had to be like, I also love it. Yep. Was there cranberry sauce? What was it? No, it was cherries. Charias.

Charias. I was very good at it. It was more like cringeberry. They made a delicious turkey as well. There was a big turkey. Big 22 pound turkey. 22 pound turkey. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud of you.

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or says what they're actually gonna bring. So I think we ended up with three green bean castorals and way too many desserts. I think there was five desserts. It was just, I mean, yeah, I guess that's not really a problem, but I mean, you don't need much goo. Goo Goo goes a long way. I feel like you almost need to give people some rails

to work in that instance, where you almost set like a Google Doc. Yeah, I was gonna say it's spreadsheet. Yeah, and you're like, you know, who's making this dish? And then once someone puts it in, it's locked out for everyone else. Or you have to.

You know the group that was there, you know, a spreadsheet would have never worked out. For the air table. Chris was there. Exactly. But yeah, no, the goo is a hit. Yeah, yeah. I'm saying it like it works. Chris, Chris closely watched everyone's reaction and so he knows. Yeah, we got a video of a Blanon camera and Tessessing it. And where did you get the recipe, Chris? Well, like this is

growing up what I thought cheesecake was. So no one gave you a recipe. My mom gave it to me My mom you're mom is to me. It's a no it's a no big right? Yeah, yeah It's a it's a relatively simple dish the setting and so My mom just said it was cheesecake and so I thought that was cheesecake And I actually liked it more than normal cheesecake and I was like man my mom makes the best cheesecake I don't know what deal with, these other cheesecake's are. And they're also intact. Yeah, so I have a follow-up question.

Uh-huh. Do you have any citrus to yours? Yeah. Okay. Where? Yeah, to be questioned. It's a citrus. Lemon.

Lemon, okay. I know. It might be the same. I don't think I tasted any citrus in it. I want to revisit something Chris said. Chris said it needed to be cold enough. You were one of the first people to get there. It sat in my freezer for like two and a half hours. I don't think your freezer's cold enough.

Oh my freezer's very cold. It's a freezer, how cold is the freezer need to be? I think maybe it's just the second you take it out, the freezer. It's the timer starts. How cold do you keep your freezer, Chris? Colder. I don't know. Zero degrees Kelvin.

Yeah. You don't know that? I don't know. I really don't know. My name is colder than yours. He doesn't know how cold it was for your stuff. I guess, but it seems crazy. I don't know.

He could feel it by the air coming out. He was like, my friends are definitely holding. The electrons were barely moving. Yeah. But I'm still there. I think it was really tasty though. I always get scared that we're not going to have enough food. And then I forget that everyone brings like two or three things.

Yeah. Too much stuff now. cranberry, so man. The kind of suck. cranberry's do suck. Cranberry's was doing this thing all night where he would go up to someone with a he had a pocket full of cranberries and he would give it to someone and say eat this and he would film them. And like most people did it, but then he went up to Trevor and he's like, here's

a cranberry and Trevor's like, it's warm. It was it's been in your pop. I'm not going to eat this. It's been in your pocket. Okay, well, that explains the Chris is making everyone eat raw cranberries message. I thought that was related to the cheesecake. Oh no, that's just like straight up Chris is going around to each person at this friend's giving of it, telling them to eat a cranberry. You eat some cheesecake goo

and then you do a cranberry chaser. So it's a, it's a, Dermarist tradition. And he's trying to hide cranberries around Cameron and Cedar's house, too. Hey, he, I want more's what I'm trying to hide cranberries around Cameron and Cedars' house, too. Hey. I want to. And I'm not trying, effectively hiding.

Hey, at one point, handed me a pile of cranberries and said, go put this on Cedars' phone. And I'm like, I'm not doing your bidding. I don't know what this is. He, at one point, he's like, Cameron, hey, hey, turn airdrop on Cedars' phone. And so I did, and then you air-chuffed our photo of cranberries. And Chris hiding your identity all night. And so he was like, and so I did, and then you air-chuffed her a photo of cranberry. It was a person hiding your identity all night

and she was like, Chris, it says it's from you. How much did you have to drink? Not that much. Not that much. Just enough. There were some good drinks though. Yeah.

Blaine's girlfriend, Chris, and made some cookie toe. Ooh, I love cookie toe, which is delicious. She makes an incredible cookie toe. And then you guys made this like amazing. Yeah, it was like a cranberry bourbon mixed drink. Things. You're really good.

That's right. I got the cranberry from. So you didn't even bring the cranberry from home? No, he was using the ones that they had there for the drink. Yeah, I was just using them as props, prop cranberries. But people were eating them. Yeah, well, I mean, they were they were I don't know there's out there like that you know when you make a nice mixed drink and you put things

like a kind of yeah or like a like a big jug of something and put things in so the flavor kind of goes through yeah like infusing it yeah yeah well we were setting up we were like we might have Chris here he probably is gonna want to play with a bull. I'm gonna set him out for him. I need a toy for Chris when he comes over. And drink through the adults. I wanna say this so you don't end up with a rotten cranberry. Did you find the cranberry that was in the lower the rings case? No.

My extended edition blue rate, Lord of the Rings, does this? They're red now. It's fine, it's only been like a few days. I was like, oh, you had it in the blue rate player. So I assumed you would take it out. It's been four days. Yeah, it's fine. I'm letting you know now.

Thanks so much. So it wasn't like six months. He doesn't want to ruin it. It's a very good game. But I was really hoping, like, my hope was that everyone would leave and you're like cleaning up and then you're like putting away The Lord of the Rings and then just Crambarry, you know like cranberry to Maris. Yeah, we're Chris tricks again. That's his new name. Yeah, yeah Carindomirus. So proud of you

Christopher and this will figure it out So I want it one point tried to give my dog a cranberry. That feels like a skillet. Y'all, we have t-shirts that are very close to this scenario. I feel like, yeah, dogs even eat cranberries, right? No, we'll creeps with a kill a dog. Yeah, cranberries are probably in a similar area. I said no, she didn't need it.

Both fresh and dried cranberries are safe to feed to dogs in small quantities. Whether your dog will like this or is another question. They're kind of bitter, right? They're very, very, very tart. Yeah, again, I don't like cranberry sauce, but that cranberry sauce Nicki made for the cheese cakes, really good. Oh, I bet.

To me, Nicki feels like she'd be an amazing cook. No, she is. First of all, my mother loved Nicki. How could she know that? Everyone I ever introduced Nikki to is obsessed with her immediately. Well, she's like the coolest nicest person. Yeah, no, she's so nice.

Like, my girlfriend's always talking about, like, everyone has like their best best friend, like, and their best worst friend, like, as a person. Like, they're a good person or a bad person. We're always saying that Nikki is our best best friend. Who's your best worst friend? Probably her friend Emily. Okay. Inside every friend is two wolves.

One of them is trying to give her and bury her. And the other one makes a delightful treat for your mom. I want to figure out who my best best friend is. Best worst friend is. It's a fun game. And then if you can't find them when you might be it for myself. Yeah. Oh Man, love a merch out here Like a lot of merch. Oh the merch. Chris. You brought a lot of mugs. You brought a lot of mugs some shoes and some slippers and Yeah, slippers. Those are showing feet. Honestly, so

These are Terribly uncomfortable like as in dangerously dangerously uncomfortable. You just said terribly uncomfortable. Sorry That okay, man dangerously comfortable dangerously comfortable is what I wanted you heard it for a year Sorry, and we put that on the Rootie store terribly uncomfortable. Christa Maris dangerously uncomfortable wait No, that's not what I meant Christa Maris November 29th Comfortable because I put I put them on and I was like, oh my god. Yeah, I put them on as a bit And I was like, oh no, this is my life now. I'm taking them off. Yeah, no, I was wearing them. I was wearing mine last week

Chris hasn't taken them off. In fact, I have a ritual before we start the podcast where I go to the bathroom and pee So I need to pee during the podcast. Chris was in the bathroom with his mom. Chris, you wore this to the bathroom? You know, Blues took those off earlier today, so it was to not wear them into the bathroom. I mean, there, how much piss is on the floor? It's a mess. I was also at the scene, right? He was brushing his teeth.

I have a lot of questions. So basically Chris just woke up. I know you. I know I did pee, but I stood really far away. That's worse. You see how that's worse, right? Did you widen your legs out a little bit? I did.

The only way it's okay is if you have your arm up against the wall and your legs all the way back. You're leaning forward. That's the real far away from me. I was far away from the stall and I was like, my legs are spread. You're in the stall? Well, sorry, from the urinal. The thing, I was like back.

I was trying to be. Storks fall in the park. I know'm I'm standing in the trough, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People don't gross things. It's okay. Chris. Okay. If there's a little bit of piss on those, I don't know. There's a little piss on everything. Right. Do you think about like? Sorry, Blizz, wait all the donuts. Oh, the mochi nuts. Oh, no, there's some left. There's some left. No, I brought them in here. Oh. Some of those half of a chocolate one might desk if you want some.

But, there's half of a chocolate one on Kayla's desk. Kayla? I have to call you out on something. What I do. You leave food. Yeah. Un-eaten. Yeah.

Just like out. Yeah. And then I go, Kayla, there's so much food left. Do you want to like, are you going to want this? And you're like, oh yeah. And then you like maybe put it away sometimes or just throw it out. And I go, Kayla, eat. I can't eat a meal.

I'm a great, I graze. I eat a lot, but like not at once. I feel that. I eat handfuls and bites of things. I don't like, if I eat a meal, I feel sick. Although then it's, you know, pleasant benefit. Yeah, because I have half a mochi donut. I have a whole donut left.

Oh, I ate like, I ate two knobs of it. So, because I would have half a mochi donut. I'm gonna hold donut left. Well, I ate two knobs of it, so yeah, like, three quarters of a mochi donut are left. Gus brought us mochi donuts today during our stream. Really good. Which we had never had before, and it's just such a nice thing. I mean, you know what, guys, we're working hard doing a stream, chatting with people.

I never do stuff for you guys. Yeah, we notice, we talk about it. See this, like a channel. Barbara is our best worst friend. That's okay. That's okay. Does Lindsey also not finish it? This is my Lindsey of the ACF office.

Oh, I feel like, yeah, that sounds like something maybe Lindsey would do too. Yeah, I'm like a to go box. You guys are like very similar mindset. I'm a to-go box bitch. If I order a meal, I wish I could just order it in the to-go box and then scoop some of it off to eat then. You probably could. Yeah, I've done that before.

Yeah. I felt really bad a couple of weeks ago. We had lunch. I think it's when we had lunch with people. Oh. No, it was whenever, I think we had lunch. I think it's when we had lunch with people. Oh, oh. No, it was whenever, I think we had lunch with Dennis. Oh, then you had to leave in a hurry. Maybe that was it.

I don't remember. Yeah, I thought I was Peter. For whatever reason, we had to go out there and you had to leave early. And I promised Chris I would box up his leftovers and bring him back to the office. So Chris had to take off. I don't, you were like on a stream or something.

So the check comes by and ask for a box. I box up all the Chris' stuff. We leave the restaurant and come back. And as we're pulling into the parking lot, I'm like, fuck. I left Chris' leftovers on the table at the rest of the... I was gonna be his lunch for the next four days. It was a good, it wasn't last four days. It might. But I went through the whole process

and then just left it on the table there. I've done that before. I hate that. Did you take any leftovers from friends giving? I took a pie in a cup. Okay, but not like any food or anything like that. No, I mean, my, my, she's getting good. Yeah, I'm surprised.

I thought you might have taken some leftovers from like all the dishes that they were there. Blizz. How do you make me feel like I should have? Well, it just, it seems like in your nature, you're a very resourceful person. Yeah. You know, there's food,

blusical whole tree of mac and cheese. So that's appropriate. My mom only knows how to cook for like 90 people. So when she had, so she tried her 90. Yeah, she tried to parse down the recipes but it's still like, you know those big aluminum serving trees, like that big. Like a catering thing?

Yeah, but it was only like six of us. Wow. Yeah, so I was like, please everyone take home food because if you don't, I have to. And blizz, like after eating two plates, full plates of mac and cheese, then proceeded to be like, hey, if anybody wants any of this, you should get it now. And then I was like, oh, I guess we'll take like a couple, like, you know, just for the road in case my girlfriend wants to go to that, like a big mac and cheese area.

I don't think Nikki took any. So you took a, basically, like, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, aluminum foil pan this big. It was like three quarters probably full of mac and cheese. Wow. I did that. Yeah, and then I'm sure he's eating it all by now. Oh, for sure. I do.

After trucked up, the last day of shooting, there was so much leftover barbecue. I took a whole big aluminum thing of beans. Oh, for lunch. Me, I think so. Yeah, because we, that wasn't the thing we cooked that day. It was the lunch that was provided to you. Oh, awesome. Yeah means for lunch. Me, I think so. Yeah, because we, that wasn't the thing we cooked that day. It was the lunch that was provided to you. Oh, awesome.

Yeah, for lunch. And like, I was like, thank you for the clarification. You're welcome. I just got to cook our batteries. I got the beans out of the trash. And I made that as in, also that sounded way worse than that. As in like, they were, like someone was cleaning up the catering and I was like, there was a bunch of meat,

so I was like getting some meat. And then before I could get to the beans, they took some of the beans and set it in the trash can. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. How many beans are in there? It's like the episode of Sign Belt where George finds any Claire on the top of the tray. He only had one bite on the top.

It was like that. It was like one bite, it was just on the top. It was on the top, he had his spare game. Fear play. It was on an Appkin. And it was fair game. Fair play, yeah. It was on the napkin. And it was literally like, just sat in there on top in the tray and I was like, lifted it up. It was the bottom.

And that's fine. It's not like it was like turned over and you scoot then. Yeah, it was a little more critical, little. I don't know if you guys watched this week's trucked up yet. Episode two. Not yet. The one that came out, I guess, on Thursday, on the week to make.

Tater tots. Oh, God, yeah, no, I remember that. There's a great moment where it's the judging part and the truck that was used before me in Chris Cooked was very much sabotaged by someone. I don't know if that can be. And there was a bunch of potatoes on the floor of the truck, making it extremely slippery.

Yeah, cool. And then during the judging, Chris was like, there are potatoes all over the floor, but we used it. We used it. It sounded like you would use the potatoes on the floor in the cook, but he was just using it to slide back and forth in the truck.

Yeah, for speed. For speed. And you know, hip of violations. Yeah, momentum. Oh, sure, violation. Oh, sure, violations, thank you. Not hit the, right on the back. Oh, it's a different thing.

Oh, yeah. Another poll on chat, would you eat Chris's reclaimed track? Most people are saying no. Beans, knobs. Well, that's mostly because they're, I don't like the Texas vinegar style beans. They're like a sweet baked beans. Sweet beans.

Oh, I don't like the sweet beans. I like I don't like I like the sweet beans I like the vinegary like I That was the shocking thing when I moved here was that the barbecue was vinegary I didn't like it. I hate it. I don't care for it. I like all all of it I'm a sweet barbecue bitch I'm not I'm not a big fan of sweet meals me okay. That's me. I hate sweet meat I'm like I don't like a citrus meat. I'm like a lemon meat.

I don't even like lemon on my salmon. Sweet barbecue. You know that sweet lemon. But like a sweet, like a barbecue chip. I like barbecue chips. And I like, I like a sweet baked beans. But I don't like sauce on my barbecue. I like a dry road.

Okay. Or a smoked situation. That's why I like brisket when I moved here. Whoever's monitor that is, I assume Michael, it's your, you smoke situation. That's why I like brisket when I moved here. Whoever's monitor that is, I assume Michael, it's your, you voted yes. Oh yeah, I would. That's the right vote. I don't even call it out, you even, even seen. I cooked a meal in a crock pot for the first time this week. First time? Yes. Have you used an instant pot? No. I only have a crockpot that I haven't had never used.

It's like a small, like, old one. What did you cook in that crockpot? I was just watching TikTok and there's this woman who's making a meal in a crockpot that looked really easy. It's just chicken that you season and then you add... You mean like shredded chicken or... Like chicken breasts. Okay, got it.

Um, that you season. I cut them up a little bit just to get it. And then a box of stuffing. And then a sauce that you put over that is a cream of chicken, chicken stock or broth, I mean, and then sour cream and some other like seasonings and stuff like that. And you like mix it all together and pour it over and you just cook it on high for six hours. Incredible. Okay. Because then you like mix it all together and the chicken literally falls apart.

Like try to chicken. It's, and also it made so much. I have like six meals out of that. Ooh, my life has changed. I'm an adult now. You're gonna have to make a little. I can get some good beans out of a crock pot too. Oh yeah.

Sweet beans are. No, no, no. Well, whatever you want, you can get good beans. That's, I some good beans out of a crock pot too. Oh yeah. Sweet beans are. Whatever you want. You can get good beans. I could good beans. I think you would like a soup crock pot. I've had a crock pot for like nine years now. Have you used it? No.

Okay. I've had mine for, I think I bought it maybe like two or three years ago thinking I would like, I can make so much stuff with it and then I put it under my sink and never. Really, I thought about it. I'm a crockpot bitch. Like ever since I was like, in college, I was like always had that pot go in with something in it because you can just leave it all day

and you go back and do it. I get it now because I literally just dumped that stuff in. And then six hours later, the whole look at it, dinner was ready. You just smell it and you're like, oh, she like put that on. And then you have a full meal ready. A pot roast is my favorite thing

looking at the whole pot. Just like just a full pot roast. However you want to salsa the carrots, get some carrots in there, celery if you're feeling nasty, some potatoes. You just leave it overnight. And you wait, or like you make it in the morning

and they're just like, oh, it's so, I love a crock pot. I love a good crock pot meal. It's great. I've also heard of one pot pasta's, which I've never done before. Is that just essentially put a bunch of stuff into a pot and then, okay.

Isn't that more like an instant pot thing though? I think that's an instant pot thing though. I think that's a lot better. Yeah, my favorite thing for the crock pot, you can make a 15 bean ham bone soup. That's like my favorite. 15, there's that many beans? Yeah, it's a bag that you buy. It's like a 15-bean ham bone soup. That's like my favorite. There's that many beans. Yeah, it's a bag that you buy.

It's like a 15-bean mix. What? And you can get it in regular and you get in caged in. I tried to make it last year when I realized that my mom makes it with the caged in. That's why my mind didn't turn out so good. But usually for Thanksgiving or Christmas, we always get like a honey-bake ham.

So when we have the ham bone left over with like some of the meat still on it, you put it in the crock pot with the beans and you just cook it overnight, and you have really, really delicious ham bone soup in the morning, yes. This packaging looks like they came up with it in the mid 60s.

That's exactly what it looks like. And they were like, no notes. It's been that packaging my entire life. Oh yeah. That's a 15 bean. It's so good. It's so good. I had this terrible thing as a kid where...

Do you kick goof? Well, no. It just bones made me think of it. When I was visiting some relatives, I remember I gave one of their dogs my bone from my chicken leg. Oh, no. And then like my aunt or whoever came out,

I was like, oh, no, you can't give chicken bones to dogs. It's bad. They can kill them. Yeah. Why? Once it's been cooked, it breaks when they chew it. Yeah. And I was like, oh no.

And then like a couple months later. I love it though. I bet. Probably tastes delicious too. A couple months later, the dog dies. And me as a kid, when my mom tells me the dog died, like, you know, I was like, I was like, I did it. I killed the dog.

And she found me like crying in my room. And she's like, what's wrong? I was like, I killed the dog. I killed the dog. That's adorable, Chris. Was it just old? Yeah, yeah, it died from, it was just an old dog. It was old, yeah. You gave it a good time.

It was old anyway. If my animal hits a certain age, I can have whatever it wants. I get that, but like a chicken bone might make it, it might choke if I die. It's not like, oh, it's not like, oh, this is gonna build up cholesterol, and it's gonna have a heart attack. Years from now, it's whole different.

We're gonna get a really good chicken, they get a really good marrow meal. Yeah, I think you, I mean, please Google this, don't take my work for it. I think you can give them raw chicken bones. Yeah, I just can't be cooked. It's once it's cooked, yeah, then it's, it's a brand-2, you can't run. But when you give them marrow bones, Yeah, I just can't be cooked. It's once it's cooked, yeah, then it's, it's a French stew.

But when you give them marrow bones, like a beef bone, those are cooked. But beef is, beef bones are hardy on your chicken bone. Yeah, that's the difference. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool I've been desperate to watch movies, to watch context. I feel like I'm caught up on everything I want to see. So I've been going through and watching some old stuff. And just the other day I watched planes, trains, and automobiles for the first time. I'd never seen it.

That's so weird. Trevor and I were just talking about that movie and wanting to watch it. I think it's because there was news that they're releasing a 4K version. And there was like 75 minutes of uncut footage. And I watched a little clip online. I was like, you know what?

I never saw that. It was on Paramount Plus. It's like, okay cool. Now watch it. It's not a comedy? What kind of comedy? Okay. It's like it's only like a hundred minutes long. It's 175 now. Yeah, it's really funny. It's a it's a it's a it was a Really good move. I can't believe I waited so I it's like one of the movies I don't know how I missed it when I was young. Yeah, it just I I didn't see it and it's never had a chance to it It was great. I can see why I was so influential. There's so many things nowadays that reference that.

Oh, this is where that stuff came from. It's always weird watching something that's old that you realize so many references came from. We in Trevor are watching SpongeBob for the first time, or I'm watching SpongeBob, he's seen it. But we're watching through SpongeBob, and I'm like, I understand that reference now. I understand that reference now. I understand that reference now.

It's the best thing I've ever seen. People always feel it in Mr. Krabs. I do. Yep. I sure do. But there was another movie I'd watched that was old. I talked about it recently. I'd gone to the theater and I'd watch decision to leave,

which was a movie that was a Korean movie directed by Park Chan-wook. Oh, yeah, yeah. And during the pre-show at the Alamo, they were showing clips from an old movie of his from around the year 2000 called JSA Joint Security Area. I was like, oh, I've never seen that movie. So over the weekend of, you know, Esther and I were like looking for something to watch.

I was like, oh yeah, what about that movie that we saw, you know, a trailer for at the draft house. I looked for it online. It's like, it's not on Netflix or anything. It was like, oh, you could rent it for like $3.99. I was like, that's not bad. Or I can buy it for $2.99. What?

Yeah, it's cheaper. It's a dollar cheaper to buy the movie than just rent it. Yeah, just one. I feel like the rent price is standardized because it'll just be like, this much for standard, this much for HD, whatever. Yeah. So it makes sense.

Oh, okay. I guess I'm buying it. So I bought it, I owned the movie, like I digitally owned the movie now, cause it was cheaper than renting it. I love that, that's so strange. I wonder if there's people who would still just say rent because they don't wanna have it.

That's what I said, I don't know. Now it's gonna be my library, have I scroll over it there. I can't see it every time. I'm pressure. I don't know if it's gonna be a good movie when I get to regret this and try to get rid of it. Speaking of movies costing money, I don't know if it's gonna be a good movie when I get my gonna regret this and try to get rid of it speaking of

movies costing money Have you watched have you watched Deadly Malhaar Club yet? No, I have not I keep trying to get gust of watch this lifetime movie from black box down I think this is you mentioned this movie. I think the first time I think so what? Deadly mile high club deadly mile high club. It's it's You guys should watch it for black and podcast. It's a deadly mile high club. Deadly mile high club. It's, it's, you guys should watch it for Black Boxdown. It was a watch for Black Boxdown. It's a lifetime movie and it's really stupid. And it's called Deadly Mile High Club. It's this woman and she like, I explained this before.

I'm so sorry. She gets, she's like a plane, she's a plane director. No, she's a pilot. That's what they're called. It's like, it opens like her and her boyfriend like flying in the middle of a storm and like the planes going pilot, those are the calls. And it opens her and her boyfriend flying in the middle of a storm and the planes going down and they crash the car.

Air the car, they crash the plane. And then they like, it's really dramatic. And then they just like, she wakes up in the hospital and she's like, where's Jeff? And they're like, Jeff didn't make it. She's like, no, but then it's smash cuts to Miami three months later and it's like all beaten happy music. And then it's smash cuts to like Miami three months later and it's like all upbeaten happy music And then it's just like hers. She thinks that this dude in her pilot teaching class aviation class sure whatever

Pilot teaching is her dead boyfriend Reincarnated reincarnated, but even though he's an adult man I know and it's only three months later. So then she does a bunch of stuff to try to get him to fall in love with her, including like, make it look like he's having an affair with someone by flying his, no, make his girlfriend look like she's having the affair with someone by having him in the plane and her hiring actors to have sex in his backyard.

Just as his girlfriend and the stupid pink Fedora layered while they do a fly over and she's like Yeah, it's just like just bake here and he's like that's my house and that's my wife and it's a whole thing It she bails on you. Yeah, it's good. It's for good. It's it's the most ridiculous We've ever seen and I need everyone to watch it It's so we just do like a watch party. Please do it. Can we do a blackpucks down deadly mall high club watching? Watch party. It's rated 4.1 on IMDB. That's pretty high for a lifetime movie. What what platforms is it on? I think you have to rent it on like

like you rent it on Amazon Prime. How much is it to buy? One dollar more. I've spent I've spent so much money renting this movie and showing it to people that I just need to buy it. It's probably one. It's probably one. You can rent it for $3.99 or buy it for $9.99. I'm gonna buy it at this point because I've shown to so many people.

I've also spent $16. I almost accidentally clicked buy it. You could do that with Twitch, right? You could do like watch parties if it's like a prime. Oh yeah, gosh. I think it has to be in the library, not like something you rent, it has to be. Oh, it's like a free gotcha.

Okay, let me talk to Blizz about Twitch streaming. I'm not the guy for that. Yeah, sure, but when we do it, you will be there. No. I'll be there, Kayla. Gus is too, he's just not gonna know whether this trick him. I can't let on how much I secretly want to watch it. This episode of the receive podcast is sponsored by Stamps.com.

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Oh, how was that? It was good. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely like... Is it scary? Um, honestly, like, I would say it's more of a thriller than a horror. Okay, I'll watch it then.

Yeah, what is that? The menu, it's a, hold the rich people on the island for the rich people. It's like, the premise is like there's this like, really exclusive restaurant where this chef and his team works like out, you have to like, take a boat out there. And it's like, 1250 a person for the night. And you're supposed to experience this very unique menu

that they craft for his guests and stuff like that. And I can't really say anything else. OK. I can read you the byline. Is it pretty much what Barbara said? A young couple travels to remote island to eat an exclusive restaurant where the chef has prepared a lavish menu

with some shocking surprises. Yeah. There's definitely a lot of shocking moments. Okay. It's pretty good. Okay. I think I had really high expectations that they didn't quite meet. Okay. Like I was expecting their meetings like a little more.

It didn't quite meet. But it was still like good. I would still see it. Okay. Yeah. This is a while. I had a funny experience. I was downtown and this means people were getting an Uber.

And I go up to a car, you know, like, they pull, a car pulls up and I like thinking it's, well, I open the door and they're like, oh, are you Chris? I'm like, yeah, and I get in. And then, so we're getting in and then we're like driving and it's like the Uber driver is like, oh, hey, I've started, but I've been watching Rushity suffer a long time. It's cool to see you in real life and then we're like chatting. And then on app, it's like we weren't, we're moving away from where the car was. And then it was this thing where realize that that was just someone else's Uber. Also named Chris? No. They just the driver just recognized. Recognize me. I was like, oh you

Chris. So he picked you up but he didn't, hey, you're not the person I'm supposed to take out. I think he was surprised or caught off guard. I mean, just started driving. And then started driving. So he was driving you to the other person who ordered that Uber's destination. Yeah, I guess. I hope this was the Uber.

Well, where did you end up going? Well, no, no. So we get out, obviously. What did we get out? Like, we're like, oh, and we have this confusion. It's like, oh, no, no. So we get out, obviously. What did we get out? Like, we're like, oh, and we have this confusion. It's like, oh yeah, you're not the person. I'm supposed to be picking up like, you know, justine or something or some other.

And I was like, oh, okay, well, I guess pull. So then we didn't go too far because it was like downtown, you know. You would do like a couple blocks. Yeah, a couple blocks I'm so sorry. I can't talk. I know I have a double respiratory infection right now. K was a Low-key dying. Yeah, yeah, so sometimes I'll be like level tickle my throat and sometimes I choke on my own cough So I'm so sorry the fact that you Don't take this wrong way the fact that you're alive. The fact that you're alive still to this day

with all the stories you've told and all the situations you've been in is mind blowing. With me, any time I'm getting in a new room, is this the right kind of vehicle? I look at the license plate. Does the driver look like this person? I even do the code now.

There's a thing you could do where they have to verify code that you have or you have to verify with that too. To be fair, he was like, oh are you Chris? Like, don't put this on him. Don't do not, Chris. There was multiple layers before he was got to that point. Was that least like the same type of car? Do you even look for the car?

Yeah, they were similar. Yeah, they were similar. It was this, I think it was the same color. And it was like, they were both like arriving around the same time. Did you not look anything? What? Did you look at the license plate or the maker, the model?

I don't, I don't think I looked at the make in the mall. I think I saw a colored car pull like this. Car of color. This is the most male thing. Like, it would have never colored and it pulled up and stopped and it looked like the guy looked, you know, like, he looked like a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a car, a, are you Chris? I don't think yeah, and I hop in. This is the most man thing I've ever heard. Honestly shocked that the driver himself wasn't like, hey, are you Chris? And you hop in and goes, oh, well, I'm not here to pick you up.

I just recognize you, like get the fuck out of the car. Yeah, I was surprised too. I really hope that guy is listening to this podcast. That's me. Let us know who's to blame him. Who's to blame him. Well, blame me. Michael.

Who is it? I don't even know who it is. It's a Cody. Is it Cody on the other hand? No, it's totally Michael. I swear. I thought it was funny that he drove off. Yeah.

He was driving off. He just wanted a moment with you. Well, I think it was just like, but also he could have been like you and not looked at the name, assume that whoever is going to get into his car is going to look at the plate. But also, also, people order ubers for other people all the time.

That's true. Like, I've ordered ubers for Trevor before. That's true. People have ordered them for me. And they're just like, oh, the car is here. It's this. Just give them the name. Yeah, the name. Or again, you're like like, oh, the car's here. It's this, just give them the name.

Or again, you're like me and you don't have a picture. Yeah. It was confusing explaining to the real Uber driver. What happened? Why are you recieve it at sleep? Well, we weren't that late, but I was just like, oh, yeah, we got, I just, I just, I just got the wrong car.

I guess the wrong car. Yeah. That was, that's easy enough. I'm sure it happens to people. Sure. Man. That's never happened to me. No, never happened to me there.

But the fact that it was like, oh, he knew my, you know, like, you know, like they verified by checking your name, you know, like, oh, hey, are you so and so? Yeah, no, I understand the confusion there. Yeah, if he was like, hey, are you Chris? And you're expecting an Uber driver to know that you're in your Chris. And then he drives off. Right. This is wild. I can't wait. Then you wake up in Mexico. Yeah, you're missing. You're missing half your teeth. Yeah. He didn't sell those. That was just

cruel. Yeah. This is actually. I doubt it, but is anybody else watching any of the World Cup? Is that's going on right now? No. Didn't Germany get spanked yesterday? Spanked. By Spain. I mean, Spain. Is there also like a big controversy with the World Cup this year with the way people

have been treated in Qatar? It's a lot. Yes. It's a whole, it's like layers. It's like FIFA, it's like FIFA corruption that's been going on for a lot of years. Is it cutter or catar? I think both are acceptable. I normally hear catar.

Okay. They like allegedly may have bought their place into hosting the World Cup especially because they didn't have any infrastructure and all the infrastructure was built in the time period of when they got the- In the last 12 years. Yeah, it's like people who've been like, like extremely mistreated, are like the living conditions

of the people working on the stadium, and stuff like that. They said that like three people died during the entire construction, but they're estimating to be in the tens of thousands. Oh my goodness. Jesus Christ. And also like even before that,

they're not known for their human rights and good working conditions. It's a lot of like, it's a lot of like, not exactly slave labor, but not exactly not. So a lot of like, you know, bringing people in to do the work and mistreating them a lot and making them like, you know, pay for housing, other their stuff and pay for food, other their money and so on. There's been a couple of good last week tonight's about it. I think it's done two, I've always done at least one. I believe it's done two specifically.

I think that's actually where I remember hearing about it. Last week tonight is incredible. It's done all of it. Yeah, the way he delivers and presents information and educates people on certain topics is like, unparalleled. I got to get this in that. Yeah, I get served, I get served the big part of it educates people on certain topics is like unparalleled. I got to get this in that. Yeah.

I get served, I get served the big part of it on YouTube every Monday after the show comes on. And I'm like, oh, I should watch that and I never do. I'm surprised you know. I usually watch it, like while I'm getting ready in the morning and they usually have like the main story on YouTube. Yeah, every time I come in on like a Monday it's like in my like suggested and I'm like,

yeah, watch that at the watch later and I never do. Yeah, I time I come in on like a Monday, it's like in my like suggested and I'm like, yeah, watch that at the watch later And I never do yeah, I actually just I show when I'm brushing my teeth and stuff It's a it's a great way to end my weekend. I watch it Sunday night You actually come on like cool time to go to bed sad Yeah, it's always never anything good. Yeah, no not really no. Yeah, that's always just like but it's usually like very educational Yeah, okay. I guess it was ever it's usually like very educational. Yeah, okay I guess there was ever anything about shrink-flation yet. What? Has he done anything about shrink-flation? Yeah, string-flation?

I want to say at one point maybe but it might have been years not anytime recent. Because this is an ongoing issue. Yeah. Yeah. What's shrink-flation? That's one. I already know of course. Yeah, you know for this you might not. That's when drink, flation. That's one. I already know, of course. Yeah. So you know, for this, you might not. That's when, if you buy something, the, usually, the quality or the quantity goes down, but the price is the same.

So you think, oh, the prices haven't changed, but you're getting less or more. Like the bag or the box gets smaller. Yeah. Like, you would say something that says, like, new packaging or like, same product, new design. If you check, like, the amount on it, it's probably different. I was listening to, I think it was either the journal or the explainer, but they were talking about how if you look at old cookbooks, you'll see things listed in amounts that don't

exist anymore. The rest of people will be like, this calls for a one pound can of tomatoes. You can't buy a one pound can. They're like 13.5 or 14.5 now, and that's just like the standard amount because it's just decreased over time. Oh. Yeah, same thing with like ice cream. Ice cream is like the biggest one. We're like, they're not the same like gallon,

half gallon pint that they used to be. No. Good on gallons? No. Yeah, if you look at it, if you look at it, there might be like an ounce, half an ounce less than like what you think is in there But you're like it's still the same shape as a pint of ice cream, but it's like a little bit they'll make it skinnier So when you look at the front like in the freezer it looks like the same packaging

It's not as deep bottom is less shallow like you'll be like, oh, this is like goes to like the But it still looks the same on the outside, but like the bottom will be less shallow, so it's less inside. Chris, you did a direct hit on Chris's. Yeah, I know, ice cream, juice, toilet paper, canned products, carton products, bottle products. That's like how the new Gatorade bottles have a snatched waste, that's how they can take two ounces out

but keeps the price the same. It's not to make it easier to grip. Not easier to grip, yeah, I mean, it's easier to grip. There may be, but that's incidental. Yeah, that's not keeps the price the same. Mm, it's not to make it easier to grip. Not easier to grip. Yeah, I mean, it's easier to grip. There may be, but that's incidental. Yeah, that's not the goal. Yeah, it's insidious for sure. It's funny, because all the food we eat here in America

is just like, bad, so bad for you. But you know, you get less of it. That's tough, yeah. It's tough for the same amount. That's fun, yeah. That's why, again, well, you see like weird fucked up numbers of stuff. Like, everybody, I think it tied pods,

and you're like, why are there 27 pods in here? It's probably because it used to be 36, but they made new and improved packaging that or even 30s open Yeah, or like 32. Yeah, it's because they changed the packaging the packaging But it's mostly the amount inside that changed like sometimes also I'm not Defending it, but sometimes it's also like a metric conversion. You're like, why is it this weird number? Oh, it's 300 millilit, but sometimes it's also a metric conversion. Why is it this weird number? Oh, it's 300 milliliters, or it's like, oh, it's because it's an even number, metrically, and then we get a fucked up imperial weight.

Or we get ripped off. Or both. Or both. Why not both? I think the weirdest one I saw is something about toilet paper tapering as it gets, as a roll gets smaller. That was a weird number. Whoa. Yeah, it was just like taper slightly, so it's like you just slightly less toilet paper tapering as it gets the, as a roll get smaller. That was weird. Whoa.

Yeah, like it was just like tapers slightly. So it's like you just slightly less toilet paper. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Like with the wise. I think so, yeah. Wait, wait. It was, it was one of the examples they were talking about in the episode is really

where I think Sherman had done it. Interesting. Yeah, and then they, and that's also like, why if you like toilet paper, there'll be like a new design is on it. Like if you like cool to Northern or Charmin, it's like they have like the clouds or like the weird shapes embedded in it.

And it's a cost saving maneuver. So like you less to it. So it's less than a? Yeah, Sherman's thing is literally less is more. Is there so good? Right, that's the whole point of the bears. Is the whole point of the bears that less is more. So they say that it's more absorbent.

So you don't need like 250 sheets because our 127 sheets is equal to the old 250 sheet. But you're going to pay the same price. But you're going to pay the exact same $32. Yeah, because it's more absorbent. Exactly. I will say, this is a little off. I like the big Twitter paper, the jumbo rolls.

Like the ones we have at work? I guess. I just hate the little ones that you're like, we're talking about like, we're talking about this industrial, industrial, not industrial, but like, you know what I mean? Like, you know how they have like double rolls that are like twice as, like,

because you don't have to change it as often. And there's like, yeah, who wouldn't choose that over a regular choose that over I mean we were just talking about that with the fucking toilet paper here yeah we got that new feel like a king that's a game changer by the way have you have you have you then you toilet papers a game changer still a few rolls taking home yes if I had to guess if I had to guess what it is I would say it is the uh sams club brand it is, I would say it is the Sam's Club brand that I would say is the Sam's Club brand toilet paper.

It feels like four ply or something. It feels like the Sam's Club two ply, like ultra plush, whatever they have. I would put money on that. Luxury. I would put money on that. Get some facilities in there. Yeah, I just got to see the wrapping. I did.

Someone go get John Mason. It's a threat calendar. It's a threat calendar. It's not a blanket. It's double it's double-ply but super but ultra I definitely have stolen toilet paper from work one time. Oh, absolutely. It was a Years ago when I moved into a new apartment and I I came to work and I was like oh shit I don't have any toilet paper at home and so I just like grabbed a roll from I don't know with tampons. Yeah, oh Oh yeah, you get a handful of tampons, and you send them off.

Of course. I'm stealing a bag of chips. I'm not gonna eat it now. I'm gonna eat it later when I get home. I put it over there by my bag. When you steal tampons from work, you're saving like $25. Yeah, tampons cost a little bit of a leg.

It's crazy. You retweeted a great video a couple of weeks ago. Did I? We're just that woman going up to men and asking them. Oh yeah. Very like fundamental questions about women's periods. Oh cool. Do that to Chris right now here on the podcast. I think Chris folks are the key those. Chris, I'm going to quiz you on these things. Okay. Gus, I assume

you're going to know these. I did know the ones in the video. I'm not going to say I knew all of Chris question one. I'm ready. Can you pee with a tampon in? Yeah. Okay. Different hole. Can you pee with a tampon in? Yeah. Okay. Different hole. Excellent, excellent. Excellent. Most senators don't know that.

Excellent, excellent. That's already, and a question too, huh? I think of Chris Closet is like, he's picturing a vagina or something. No, no, no, I just didn't want to see your faces. I was trying to be like, Oh, you're picturing a vagina, yeah. Question two, why are there different types of tampons

like sizes? Like sizes? Like, yeah, sizes. Flow, it varies depending upon your period. It's like lighter days and heavier days. Very good, very good. Also correct. Yeah. It's so far doing much better than the video.

Oh, way better than most. Yeah. Question three, what is a period? Well, it's the lining of lining of what's your you know it's it's lining like shedding right of your like you don't you know it's it's it's you know

There's so close you had it to see it you're saying it's like the uterus like The you know the egg is not that big but like for some reason it bleeds Like there's a lot of blood in and around the lining of something. I mean there There was an answer in there. Yeah, I think you did see it. I think it was in there some more. You almost said it several times. I'm just afraid to say it. Just say it.

What do I get? The lining of the, the lining. You got to see it. You got to see it. You got to see it. You said it. You did see it. Yeah.

I mean, word uterus took a while to get to. What was, there was like, I think one or two other questions. How long is the period? Oh, I remember going on and yeah, well that varies but like I know three to Six days. Yeah, yeah Through the seven which is insane when you think about how much of the life that is 60 well, how many days is yours?

Mine. Well, I've been IUD. So I spot for one hour. Gotcha. I spot for one hour. And they get debilitating cramps for a day. And then I'm fine. Before I was I had periods that like I had to leave

working in school for. Because I would just be like throwing up from the pain. Mine is incredibly consistent because of my birth control. I start on the third day. You're killing. I of my birth control. I start on the third day. You're killing? I'm killing. Okay. Starts on a third day?

Ends Sunday night Monday morning. Look, if you're not trying to pop one out, I, I, I, you, I tell everyone, I don't even have sex with men. Just to keep my period, like, I don't, I don't have it. It's, it's fucking awesome. And then last question. Uh-huh. On average.

How many tampons does a woman use during her period? It's probably like 20. Pretty good. Chrissy, I'm very impressed. How was that? Have you seen that TikTok? No, okay.

Because you got all you other questions. Yeah, that's also a little bit of a trick question But there's definitely an overund area that those men were not Oh some men are saying like two three Yeah, that was yeah, some were like and I'm like yeah, the over under on us like really yeah, no, that was bad Like I feel like do you know how many hours maximum you supposed to wear a tampon? Probably five, seven. Eight.

Eight is the maximum. That's like, that's like, you know, if you haven't fucking blood, they're in two hours. I, I, you said you get spotting for like an hour. Yeah. I know this is in the case, but be really funny. If it was like all of the blood. All at once.

It happens all at once. I've met people who think that's what happens on your period. There's just a moment in time where it just goes, like the Chinese. They just like you piss it all out at once or like you can hold it in. Would you prefer that?

Yes. If I could just piss it all out at once. What if you didn't know when? If I could just piss it all out at once. What do you mean like't know when? If I could just piss it all out of the one. What do you mean, like, without you knowing or like diarrhea where you have to run? Yeah, which one? Which one?

Which one? Which one? Or is it like skiing or poop? I think it's like a pier where it just starts. Ooh, no, that's way worse. Cause that's tough. That's tough. Especially if it all comes out in one.

Yeah, that's tough. If it was like, oh, I gotta go. I gotta go. I got like five minutes to deal with it. Yeah, then that's okay. That I could deal with although There there are places I've been the last week where that would have been super convenient like waiting in line at you know TSA Precheck it all out. You have to have bigger

Way bigger town. You have to have a fucking bucket Yeah, bucket The diva cup would be outside the body. Oh The diva cup would be outside the body. What's the diva? What's the diva goblet? I said bucket, but goblet works too. What is the, they say there's an amount that you bleed. Every period that sounds like a fucking lie.

Do you know what it is? It's like table as TBSs. Tiss and tape. It's in table spoons and I don't believe that. It's a ridiculous number and I'm like, I've seen them. I've seen the, I've seen the technology that I don't believe that. It's a ridiculous number and I'm like, I've seen the technology that I don't believe in. I see the answer here and I don't believe it. Not that I should know, but I don't believe it either.

How much is it? Two or three tablespoons. No, fucking way, a day or a whole time. Total. That's a fucking lie. And cost. That seems low. That seems a fucking lie. And costs. That seems low. That seems like a man made that up.

Absolutely. That's got to be like per day. I, again, I, I've been with heavy bleaters and like like we'll go through like a heavy tampon in an hour. There's no way that's just two tables for it. Oh no, definitely. Or like a teaspoon, a TSP. Yeah, that can't be right. Huh? I don't know.

Maybe I bet also that's crazy. People may not have looked into it very much. It might be one of the things that just it's that's a that's for sure. It's that's a study for that would be it's fun. Oh, what? We just freeble. Like we studied a hundred women who had to literally like just get the trumps through a bucket. It's a fucking ring of a. Oh, can we study 100 women who had to literally like, just get the Trumps through a bucket. He's a fucking ring of a cock. Oh wait, no, I guess you could test the weight before and after.

That's, that's gonna be pretty miniscule. I don't know. I don't know. They puff up. Yeah, they do. Tampons are interesting. I want to see. Maybe these are the problems

why we don't know how a definitive answer. Were there any other questions from that? I think those all the questions. Okay. I just, yeah. Also, I feel like this is a complete tangent. IUDs should be considered surgery and you should be allowed to go under for those.

They don't put you under, right? No, you have to go to, like, there are places you can go, but they will tell you that you have to like book it at a hospital and play that prize because most places don't put you under for that even though it is, I've had a spinal tap and I've had two IUD insertions and the spinal tap hurt less than the IUD insertion. I've heard IUD's like people literally throw up and pass out.

Yeah, I almost threw up the first time. It's so painful. I was like, dizzy, I had to like lay down and it didn't, she didn't put it in because I was in so much pain. And the second time I went, I went to a different doctor she didn't put it in because I was in so much pain. The second time I went, I went to a different doctor and he gave me some medicine to take. If you take a lot of it, it causes an abortion, but basically it softens your cervix. It's easier and then also if you're in your period, it's easier because then you're again your cervix is already kind of dilated.

But I took that, I took like the legally allowed amount of ibuprofen. I took a half a Xanax and I took an old, some sort of old like oxy, something I had left over from like wisdom to surgery five years ago. You got loaded up. It just says a cherry on top loaded up. My mom drove me. Don't worry about it. Yeah, good. And like that was the only way I could do it without like feeling like I was dying.

And they then prescribed half of that stuff. And you still recommend it. Yeah, because it lasts for five years. I don't have to do it every five to, and like, I don't have sex with men, so I could stretch it out to like seven, eight years if I wanted to and be fully fine. Because it's like my periods are so bad that like I like the first two days I'm like bed ridden from cramps alone. See I don't mind aren't too bad, but I don't know if it's because of the pill.

I think it's because of the pill, because that's the only reason I'm on birchmigolus. Like regulate that. Yeah, yeah. Because like a lot of people, when they're like, oh, we're gonna make birch control illegal, I'm like, a lot of people don't take it for like, and protect it since it's because like,

your period is so bad. I did see something in article about some male birth control that they're thinking might be ready by I think 2025 or 2026. I feel like I hear this story every few years. Yeah, yeah. But this is, I think, one that actually looks very promising. And I think it works for, I think it's like a two or three-year stint

that it actually is effective for. Like, I think, I don't know if it's like a shot of some sort or something. It's gotta be a shot. It's gotta be a shot. But it's like two to three years that it works for. That's crazy. Could be pretty good. I saw, not a't wanna talk about it.

Never mind. Okay. Chris, no. Chris, true or false, does the cervix move? Like, what do you mean by move? Through the period, does it move? Like, does it move? Does it like contract and, oh, does it move. Does it like a

Contract and oh, does it move? I don't think it moves. I don't think it's like dancing I'm playing a little song. I'm pretty sure I'm doesn't your service lowers during your period I think it does yeah, it gets lower. I don't know why I don't know why but I'm pretty sure your service lowers during your period It's got something to do with babies who fucking knows. And it definitely, and it softens so that the blood and stuff can come out. Human bodies may are disgusting. They're weird and gross. Yeah. Really cool.

The same stuff. We should have comprehensive health care or medical or health sex education. Sex education. White and health care. But that's you. I, I, I, I, I like looking up or hearing this about then amount of things that a body might produce over a lifetime.

Like how much pee or how much like, it didn't have to pee, it could be any, how much hair you'll grow. How much hair you'll grow is an interesting one. It's crazy. I wanna know how long my blood's in me. Oh, like how old is your oldest blood inside you old? I'm holding my oldest blood. How old is my oldest blood? I wanna know how long my blood's in me. Oh, like how old is your oldest blood inside your old? Yeah, I want to know how old is my oldest blood.

I want to know how old my oldest blood is. Because I feel like if I got new blood in me, I would feel better. What are the things people are doing now where they get an IV in with something that is like chemical, not chemicals, chemical X. People are doing it to like feel better. Like liquid IV, liquid IV. Or that's not what it's called, that's a drink. I know it's just, you can get it for like

if you're hungover, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Liquid IV is the powder. What is, what is, what is it? It's just, you know when you go, it's like electrolyte or something, yeah, it's like, I think it's a lot of electrolyte drip. You can get it when you're hungover.

Yeah, it's the same as if you're going to a doctor, they give you an IV of fluids. Yeah. And it hydrates you like that. Really? And so that's, I've been seeing people do that now. Yeah, and I guess it's just like a service. It's because we live in the city of alcoholics.

Yeah. Yeah, the first time I saw it was in Vegas. Yeah, first time that was New York. Yeah. Some of my old teammates, they did that one time when they went to Vegas. Yeah, I mean, I've never done it, but I'm open to it.

I think I would do it. I wanna do it sober and see what it does to me. How make you feel amazing? Like, are you like Popeye? I feel like a six year old again. Inless of your age. We've all been hoping to feel like six-year-olds again someday. I can't find out how old is your blood?

Because I'm assuming, because white blood cells involve oxygen, so I'm assuming, or red blood, whichever, so I'm assuming when you respirate, there's like a turnover rate, but like, how old is my blood? Like the oldest cell. It's like, you got, you got against, I've been around. Yeah, you weren't, if the flu

infection of 98, like, do I have like just like one, like little platelet that's just like decrepit floating through my body? I used to work, I used to work down at the penis. Tough work. Oh, running wheel got laid off. Now that thing goes down. No one's. No one's been there for years. It was 30, 70 years. Used to be a.

I love bumping. We lost a lot of good men. The administration of 2023. Got that shot. Got it. I wonder. I wonder what a good man. Who's the new guy. I'm from blood transfusion.

I'm from some guy. From Shirley. Nice to meet you. I wonder how many treatments and things of that nature are going to be available in the next 10, 20 years or something in the future, just to like make people feel good. And like this IV drip, that's new, right? Like that's within the last couple of years that this became a thing for people who are hung over.

Yeah, yeah, I think, yeah. Like I'm wondering how many things like that are gonna exist for just like, there's been like, in the past things for people thought like certain types of, you know, like baby blood or something, or it would like make them young and stuff. It's a big Q&A thing. Achieve.

Currently? Yeah. It's bad. We shouldn't talk about it anymore. The one I wonder is. Is it like a blood facial though, where people actually do the blood higher facial? Yeah, the blood higher facial. That's your own blood, I think. Wow. vampire facial yeah, but that's your own blood I think wow yeah they like

derma roll your own blood back into your face. I hate that. The one I wonder about is like CRISPR therapy like writing genes as necessary as desired. Did I get sued for like lying? The Christopher guy? You see the one that like injected himself with herpes because he said he had to cure? Oh, I don't know about that. Well, this is not the Christopher guy.

Isn't there like technology now where people are able to choose genders? Okay, have I told you about my Kanye West theory? No. Okay, so this is, okay, I have a lot of crazy, don't say his name is, okay, I have a lot of crazy, don't say his name. I know, I have a lot of crazy theories, but here's my craziest one is,

so Kanye and Jay-Z, they used to be friends, they had a huge public falling out, whatever. One of the things that was said between them was that Kanye said to Jay-Z, like you're just mad, because like my kids are gonna be more attractive, because I have a white wife essentially. And me and my friend, we, we, we together, I contact realization at the same time. Right before life of Pablo came out, I think Kanye was just treating, was tweeting about

like how poor he was and how we needed money and shit. And we think that he spent a lot of money editing the genetics of their children. Oh my god. To be less African-American and like more like to have like dark skin, but still have like more Caucasian features like looser hair and like, does it go that deep? I don't know. I don't know what you, they're insanely rich people.

If anyone's gonna do it, I think it's them. But like we were talking about we think he edited genetically a bunch of embryos because I think after Northwest, it was surrogates for a couple of the kids, which would make sense if you had the embryos and you did use a surrogate. You'd birthday them. And we were just like, is that why he went broke?

Because he was genetically editing his kids to be more attractive, quote unquote,quote, than with JZ's kids. I'm not sure there's a number of reasons why that person would go broke. Yeah, but that's our craziest pie in the sky theory of why he was so broke after being a very rich person and having all this fucking easy money and shit. And then all of a sudden has new kids.

Yeah, and then has all these kids back back that are interesting. then all seven has new kids. Yeah, and then like has all these like kids back back that are interesting. Yeah, some of them surrogates and we're like, you know, hey, that's a theory, a game theory. Uh. So I circling back, someone in chat found an answer to your question. 1943, Hedgerman said,

about the blood. Yes. The oldest red blood cells are about four months old. That's it. Yeah, the oldest cells in your body are liver cells and they're about 17 months old. Those are the oldest cells in your body. That's it? Seven months. So 17 months for the liver four months for the blood. Why do we why do we start looking old then? Yeah, I think it's like as your cells start looking old then. Yeah. I think it's like, as your sales duplicate, they age, and they start breaking apart. It's that duplication over copy of a copy of a copy.

Copy of a copy. You know, have you seen the multiplicity? I have it actually. What? So that's a micro-key movie. That sounds like a maybe interesting premise if I had something to do with that. They make a clone of a clone.

Oh, gross. What happened to the OG one? Is it dead already? Well, he was still there. You guys never see that. I think it was a show. Was it Paul Rudd as a clone? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. What was that?

It was a Netflix show. Yeah, it was good. They only did like one season, huh? Yeah. But they left it like on a cliff ranger, didn't they? Yeah, it was good. They only did like one season, huh? Yeah. But they left it like on a cliff ranger, didn't they? Yeah. I think so. Netflix, Paul, I think they like living with yourself.

I think they like cloned them in that, but like took all the good stuff. But it's something that he, I think, opted for or something. They're like, oh, we're gonna make you the best version of yourself. Oh, right. And he didn't know it was like cloning. Oh. So it's like, I think they, I don't want to version of yourself. Oh, right. And he didn't know. It was like cloning. Oh.

So it's like, I think they, I don't want to spoil it. Cause it's actually a very interesting show that you should definitely check out. If it's still on Netflix. I forgot about that show. Living with your show? Yeah. Your show's good.

Yeah. And Paul Redd. So, love Paul Redd. Me too. Talk about that aging. Dude, looks great. I mean, they've got to unlock some type of hack of that. Again, enough money. you can do anything.

Would you guys ever get stuffed on yourself to make you look younger? No. I mean, I guess, yeah, sure. Like, classic surgery or anything like that? I don't think there's any problem with any. I think, yeah, people, do whatever you want to do. Do what you want to do to make yourself happy. Exactly.

Make you feel good about yourself. Yeah. Not me. Yeah, go for it. You're already perfect though, Gus. Yeah. I'm having a poor dinner over time. You're improving them wrong.

Yeah. You're bloods. You're bloods good, Gus. My bloods. Gus got that good blood. Nice and thick. It's a sludge in the hair. I think women get better with age.

Yeah. I think women look hotter as they get older. So yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to ride that way. Write it in. Hell yeah. I love a aging woman. I honestly like, I've started noticing like little crow's feet and stuff like that which I'm just like, that's so cute. Yeah. I think that's really nice. I just, yeah, I, I, I, what it, like, I, I feel like the older a woman gets, it's just, it's, it's, it's just like a fine wine, just age. Yeah. It's just, it's like, well, when me and Blaine are on last time, we were talking about looking at the older actresses

and be like, she's still got it. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, we're talking about like, who was up there? It was so many. It was so many. Yeah, because we kept thinking about my heart. Yeah, because it started with me talking about Jane

Fondin, Barbara. Yes. I think I'll talk about Helen Mirren to Yeah, I think it was a again the list was very long. Oh, yeah, and I remember chat was helping to yeah Really Tomlin You mean the voice of what do you say? Oh the voice of Aunt May Yeah, and I was like to me and he was like no, no, no, the other one, you're like, Lily Tomlin.

That's how you credit Lily Tomlin. Yeah, the voice of the Aunt May. When I mentioned the World Cup earlier, one of the things I was gonna say is, it's interesting watching that because, soccer's become more popular in the United States, but obviously like a lot of the advertising is much more global audience. So they have like, those digital bill popular in the United States, but obviously a lot of the advertising is much more global audience.

So they have like those digital billboards alongside the field advertising, whatever products, you know, or whatever brands. And some lots of them, I'm like, I've never heard of that brand before. I'm like, oh, that's like, I'll Google it. Like, oh, okay. But there was one ad that was like, high sense, world's number two TV. Really? Is it? Yeah, I mean, I was like, I mean. And I was like, that's weird. And then it like, it adds cycles.

And it's like, high sense. Number one TV in China, number two TV in the world. Yeah, I was gonna say, it makes sense. Like, if you're looking at just market alone, the market's a lot bigger. If you're like, that's like how Samsung is like, in a bigger market technically. Right.

Because it's like, it's way bigger in like, in Asian market. As opposed like when you're thinking of, if I think of America, I'm like, well most Americans probably have an iPhone. But if I'm looking at any other country outside of America, I'm like, that's a toss up. That could be anything.

And there's a lot of phones like that too. It's like Vivo X90, Vivo. Vivo, what is that? And it's the number three phone in the world. And it's like, is that a Google Pixel? And they're like, so what's that? Numbers that I remember won TV in the world. It was like, is that a Google pixel? And they're like, so what's that? Numbers that I remember one TV in the world. I don't know.

Well, I know it's high sense of the number two TV in the world. I just remember two, but number one in China. Wow. So cute. I know what I think of. I want to say, I want to guess. I want to see.

There's these YouTubers that I really enjoy watching, Cara and Nate, their travel vloggers. Go check them out. Their videos are so much fun to watch, but they had a whole video series, or a video, stand alone video, where they compared American football to like football, like soccer,

and you need like tackle football. Yeah, like NFL, yeah, to like... It's the cult, not straight. European football, stuff like that. And they basically went to like, cult master of European football. So like that. They basically went to like University of Tennessee. Yeah. To one of those like huge football games with tailgating stuff like that.

And then they went to, I think it was Barcelona. Barcelona. Barcelona. Or I think it was Barcelona, where they like went to a football match there. And it's just so interesting seeing the two different dynamics. Yeah, they're all easily drunk.

And wild. And like, it was so interesting to see. I highly suggest checking it out. I've seen some of their videos before. I think you mentioned it before. And I look at them and I watch some of their videos. Yeah. So yeah, sports is like, because like,

there's like games like basketball and baseball that are like American, but like, they play them in other countries. Does any other country play American football? Or are we the only ones getting people CTE at the age of three? Especially college football. Yeah, that's like, these are the sweet that was like the 19 year old that my favorite college didn't do good.

So I'm going to drink myself into oblivion and then bore my family for three days. Yeah, that's what college sports is. I think in that video that I mentioned, they're talking to somebody about like the amount of viewers for the Super Bowl. I forget what it was. It's for a couple of billion. No, it's a few million.

I'm sorry, the Super Bowl. Yeah, 10 million. But I think I want to say it was like 10 million versus 60 million for something else. I'd have to look it up, but it was like significantly more for football, like a soccer match. Well, it was TCL.

That was great. So you think about how specifically you're both you're kind of talking about this, like how big college sports and college football is in the United States. Where we we are, you know, right here at Rooster Teeth, we're really close to the UT football stadium. We sure are. Darryl K. Royal Stadium.

Out of all the stadiums in the world, that is the ninth biggest stadium in the world. What is? What is? How many people fit in it? The official capacity is 100,119. That's more than the World Cup stadium right now. Yeah, the same.

That stadium is about like 80K, 80, 90K capacity. Out of these, the top nine is what I'm looking at right here. Seven are in the United States. These are all, and they're all... Football. College football, specifically. Specifically college football, not even NFF. Not even the number one in the world is in India.

Okay. For cricket. Okay. The number two in the world is in North Korea. For what? For what? It is it. It says football athletics, mass games.

And if you've seen videos of the mass games, that makes sense. That's huge. It's like the mass singer, yeah. Yeah, so and then nice. And then the rest are Michigan Stadium for University of Michigan. Oh, it's Penn State. So what's number one? India. India. For Ohio State, Texas A&M, LSU, University of Tennessee, then Texas Longcorns.

It's a lot of Southern... University of Tennessee, then Texas Longhorns. It's a lot of Southern... They're not behind that, Alabama. Typical, real tight. Do you guys ever watch the movie with Sandra Bullock about the true story of Blindside? Oh yeah, I see that. I remember that.

I didn't realize this, but the coach for the Tennessee team in the movie is the actual coach. Oh, shit. And I didn't realize that I think I'm right. Because I saw a picture of like, yeah, at the Tennessee football game in this video. And I was like, oh, that's the same guy who was in the movie.

Oh, that's so crazy. That's so crazy. I'm doing that guys. Yeah. But it's funny, because obviously, although I don't know at the time, it might have been the same coach. Maybe.

It's the same time we were in the movie for a long time. Couch is coach for a while. It's a lot of... They used all the real coaches. Oh shit, oh cool. That's really cool. Today I learned. It's a good movie.

I'll send it. Going back to old things. Can beer expire? Yes. Yes, absolutely. And a lot quicker than you think, too. Well, did you want to drink an old beer? He's drinking anniversary beer.

I saw the can. Are you drinking the beer that we had on that? No, it's RT anniversary beer. You opened those? Yes, he's been. That's almost five years old. This is from when I first started. This is my first anniversary event I went to.

So that was five years ago. That's the beer you're drinking? Did I see that? I had one. He that was five years ago. That's the beer your dream. I had one. You got to write the whole office. I think when it's candid. It was candid in July of 2018. I think it's supposed to be good for two years. Yes, dude, that was five years ago. But oh, 15th anniversary.

You know we're coming up on their 20th anniversary. Yeah, it's going to be 20 next year. Next year. Next April. Speaking of 20, you get 20% off the ring. Yeah, yeah. So we don't think we ever officially mentioned it. Yeah, Cyber Monday.

Yeah, baby. Also, if it's a podcast version, should we get 30% off? Yes, that is true. Ooh. So like black box down merch, like this house right now. Ooh. Or this person off. Face mask.

Also, I love this hood. This is a crew neck for FaceShamp. It's so good. It's a spice rat, but it's pumpkin spice rat. Because he's holding a pumpkin spice latte and he has a little pumpkin in his mouth and a secures the other. I'm buying that for sure.

I love it. I love it. Face jam merch is good. It's always solid. What's up with the fuck face stealing their bit? Oh, they have a switch fuck. Switch fuck, which is I think the funniest silliest product.

Yeah. The switch spoon and the switch fork for face jam. No, face. And then fuck face made the switch fork. Switch fork. Switch fork. Which is just the switch fork, but a little fuck pops out. Yeah.

Those podcasts came around each other, I think. Yeah. And it's just the sales meetings got ridiculous because people would just keep fucking up the names. Because you're just like, it's face fuck. It's it's fuck jam. It's shit. Like.

So are you not feeling well? No, I feel okay. But like we were talking about old stuff. Yeah. And how our blood doesn't even last four months for like that many months. And then we think about the beer. I just thought alcohol like, didn't it?

Last forever. Yeah. Nothing lasts forever. Can beer is best consumed before six months if stored cold and three months if stored warm? That's best enjoy. That's the best store. It's not.

This is store warm. No, it's just a store. This is very warm. In July of 2018, that was stored very warm in all the shelf in the building that probably didn't have AC for two years. Because nobody was in it. I think it's a question.

Does beer expire? First things first. Beer does not really expire. It does go bad though. The cans probably. I feel like the inside of the can probably leeches something in the line. You probably have some like aluminum in your blood, but that's really making stronger. Honestly, Chris, you'll probably be okay.

Yeah, no, you'll be okay. Knowing you, you're just fine. They'll be just fine. My blood is, I'm sure you've eaten way worse things. Beer's with a higher percentage of alcohol. It's 4.5. Last one.

That's pretty low. This is 4.5. Oh, so it's low. Pretty low. Well, if you don't see me tomorrow. Yeah, so you got beer poisoning? Not alcohol, I'm just fine. You got aluminum,

you got aluminum poisoning. You got aluminum poisoning from the beer poisoning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently beer poisoning not out. I'm gonna get alcohol. You're gonna live in the middle of the day. Yeah, poison. Apparently it's a test. It doesn't necessarily make you sick. It just not doesn't taste good anymore. It did taste funny. Is it scunked?

Yeah, I mean, I mean, all beer tastes like shit to me, but when it's gone, it tasted bad, right? A little off. No, I think that's, that's scunk, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. They'll have to be open to get bad. I found, I was cleaning out my parents garage one time and my parents have an insane amount of coolers

for people who don't go out drinking and tailgating that much. And I took one of these coolers down from a shelf and I've known this cooler my entire life. You've known it? I've known it. It's been around my entire life. It's like one of those like igloo's like it's even like a 90s color

way that's not available anymore. And I opened it and there were bud lights in there that were in glass bottle. And it was like two labels ago. Like it was like the fourth ring flash. Yeah, it was yeah. It was like the old font, bud light, like the like Times New Roman asked font,

like not the, it was, I was like, if I drink this, it would kill me or give me mute powers. The new Poland chat will Chris survive. I don't know what you're gonna love. If anyone can survive that, it's revived, that is Chris. Um, I, uh, I'm pointing yes.

I finally listened. You, you, we talked about this several weeks ago. You talked about, uh, and or I said I hadn't watched it. Mm-hmm. And I finally, people had said enough good things about it. I started it and timed it so that I would watch it all and finish it right as the last episode came out. Yeah, what you think?

It was excellent. Yeah. It was like, not just like a star war thing. It was like, oh, this is really good good. Yeah. All around, it's really well told. It's interesting because lots of times when you watch a show or like one season of a show,

it's like, there would be like one story and one big set piece, like one big thing yeah but this one had like three different like high set pieces and it yes like okay now we're doing this thing okay that's done now it's this like whoa like yeah they're covering like a lot of ground and doing a lot of things here I think I don't think this will spoil anything but I think the prison arc was my favorite part. I love that whole concept. And.

I think, and I think you don't have to know a damn thing about Star Wars, who enjoyed it. Okay, and I don't. And I don't, yeah. So a little, yeah. A little bit. This takes place right before Rogue One, right? Right, so like before,

before I'm so four. I might have conured you. Yeah. I'm the chlorine. My house of the Before I'm so four, I'm like a con, you're... Yes, yeah. I'm a chlory. I'm a chlory. My other time. My other time. My other time. My other time.

My other time. My other time. I think it was one or the other. Obviously, if you do... Myosis and my toses. Yeah. If you do know Star Wars, like there is more stuff you'll enjoy from it. Yeah.

Or, no, you're not even enjoying it. More stuff you'll pick up on, or you'll understand who characters are. That's some good. A bit better. Cameo, isn't it, too? Yeah. Couple good cameo's. It are a bit better. That's some good cameos in it too. Yeah. Couple good cameos in it. It was good. It was a really good show.

In fact, I saw they were airing over the holiday weekend. They were airing the first episode of Andor on like TNT. Oh really? And I think the first two episodes are on Hulu. But that's Hulu is that's a Disney thing. Why would they be on TNT? TNT is us. I don't know.

That's our sibling for now. Also on Hulu, which is not is. But only like the first two episodes are on Hulu. Okay. Well maybe it wasn't easy. I think it was. Who Lulu and Disney are the same. Yeah. Okay. Disney bought Hulu. Did not know that. Yeah. And they said that's why you get that Hulu ESPN Disney Plus pack, which is the most insane combination. Mm-hmm. Just get cable, get cable. But it's like if you pay for that bundle, it's like $2 more than Disney plus. Exactly.

It's like basic, it's just a tiny bit more money. And then you're like, like, it was cheap. I have that bundle, even though I never use ESPN. No, and you're never going to. It's cheaper to put- To buy them separately. No, no, it was cheaper to get them bundled, the roulette and Disney in that bundle.

I was like, and I've got ESPN, even though I never watched it. I'm never gonna watch ESPN plus. No one might, it was cheaper to get them bundled the the Hulu and Disney in that bundle. I was like, and I've got ESPN even though I never watched it. I'm never gonna watch ESPN Plus. No one I won my mom might, but I don't like sports, but the thing that pisses me off about Hulu is that if you subscribe to another streaming service through Hulu, you cost exactly the same amount as if you would subscribe to it stand alone, but you do not receive all of the content. I know this is with HBO Max,

because we got HBO Max for free. Do we still get that out? Yeah, I think we have to. We have to reach it. No, I think we still have, I don't know anymore. Maybe I do do it right. I don't know. All these corporate takeovers, who knows?

Who knows? They're not effects. Oh, FX, that's who. That makes me crazy. That makes a lot more sense. Yeah. But if you get HBO Max through Hulu, effects. Oh, F.I.S. That's who that made that's really close and I miss a lot more sense. Um, but if you get hvomax through hulu you don't get all the content or you don't get it all the same time because I was watching a show that was coming out every week and I was like, oh it's Monday at 8pm

that's when the show drops and it was like no, it's not on here yet, but if I went to hvomax it was on there and I was like, why would I pay the exact same amount of money since I get all the content? It's also any cheaper? Yeah, it's not, it's cost the exact same amount. And then I think there's also weird licensing stuff. So like there's a lot of stuff that's on HBO Max and on Hulu, but they put it into like separate hubs, I think. So I think they'll prioritize being on the Hulu hub

as opposed to like the HBO Max or whatever hub it's on, which is also makes stuff harder to find. And then again, you don't even get all of the content sometimes, but it costs the exact same amount. When it's like, well, I could just get stars and they'll email me $2 for 18 months or whatever, and I could just get that stand alone. Sure, I have to log into another app,

but like at least I can get all the stuff that's on there. It's true. It's Hulu, Hulu is my least favorite streaming service. And that's really, and that's a strong take considering all the bullshit Netflix has been doing the past year. Man, is it like, I think someone I was talking to recently,

it might have been Blaine, was talking about considering canceling his Netflix subscription. He's like, there's nothing there's really like exciting me on it right now. And I'm like, I find stuff to watch. Yeah. You know?

Netflix is like one of those things, or you have it because you've had it for so long. Yeah. It just feels like a staple at this point. Yeah. It's like you're middle school best friend. Yeah. It's just been around long enough

and you feel weird not talking to it anymore. I feel like there's a lot of shows on Hulu that I watch, so. Yeah. Well, that's because it's like shows. Yeah. That's true. I mean like TV. a lot of shows on Hulu that I watch, so yeah, like well, that's because it's like shows Yeah, that's true. I mean like like TV like TV is a lot of like Like movies that I like a lot of romcoms a lot of yeah action movies and things like that But as far as like it feels like a good original I think of like only murders in the building and handmaids tail and

The banner of heaven. What's that movie called? With fucking Andy Sandberg? Oh, Pomsprings. Pomsprings. Pomsprings. Yeah, but it's a hulu original. Yeah, a little movie. It's a really good movie. The modern day groundhog day.

Yeah, absolutely. My favorite part is when they're in the car. Yes, that's the worst best scene. We need to go ahead and wrap up. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That was quick. Yeah, it's about that time. That's crazy.

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