Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris Gets on the Wrong Plane? - #709

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Barbara Dunkelman as they talk about Chris’s absolutely out of control airline adventure, owning a restaurant robot named Kevin, installing a doorbell for your dorm room, Thor & RRR, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by Stamps.com (http://stamps.com and use code ROOSTER), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rooster), and Policy Genius (https://policygenius.com/ROOSTER). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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There's no other poo place. Trust me, I do two. Yeah, I do two. I almost, I'm glad someone said something because I didn't know if I was allowed to say the best. Yes, we have a software update on this monitor. By the way, I don't know what's going on. There's a secret bathroom in a software update. But you commented one time about a problem with the secret bathroom

Uh-huh, and we were told we shouldn't be using those bathrooms, right? I'm like, but they're literally inside our building Wait, why aren't we supposed to use the bathroom? I don't know who said we can't use them. I don't I don't want to get You're talking about our secret bathrooms. Yes, we went a lot to use them when we were right next to it. Technically, you're not supposed to now, but you can get in and out that door. We literally, this is our building now. We have this building. And those bathrooms inside our building, though.

May, is it least out still? Is it on the end of the country? Just that little bathroom. Yeah, that's true. Have you, if you go in there, the side, and you read the sign. Yeah, it's like a different key card and stuff like that. bathroom key. If you go in there, and you redesign. Yeah, it's like a different key card and stuff like that. Right.

But wait. So there's only getting back to the problem at hand. There's only one toilet in this entire building and the men's bathroom and it is currently out of order. And we're going to even at mask capacity. We don't have a cheap one, right? Right. And you're going to work those things.

Those guys clog the toilet. I have a question that, if that that's the case if I'm over there I don't know about secret bathroom. I'm over there. Do I go and do a number two in the women's one or do I squat in the Irrino and put it there like what's what's acceptable like if I have to go I think you run to the grocery store somewhere else I believe the campus right wait oh The other stage can I get that? It's literally gonna be nicknamed stage two for that purpose. That was good, but we'll call it the doose.

Stage doose. You said it's licensed up to someone else. I don't wanna get, we can talk about this all camera. I've just blown away the fact that someone rent a, and then we wouldn't be able to do that. I think it's because it was for a different production that was here, and I think they use those bathrooms, I think for like crew and extra, and stuff like that. I select the answer to you, okay.

You can read it later. But it is absolutely devastating to be a dude who works here and uses the men's restroom and only have one option for poop Especially when we're about to get when you guys come in how many how many dudes We'll be a lot more. Yeah, and I don't think there's any plans to add more capacity. How would they? How do you just add a bathroom? I mean, there's probably ways but take a hole. There's ways it's expensive I honestly think maybe it's expensive. But there's a way.

I honestly think maybe it's at the point we just make both of our bathrooms gender neutral. Or we continue to encourage, well, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. But that's also like, I know. People don't like to poop around each other here. It's not my job to fix problems.

It's my job to point them out. That's a bitch of that. To complain on the podcast. I would... That got the bathroom fixed last time when it was smelled like... I don't know if we fixed it or if that went away on its own. No, I think it got this. We also had those bathrooms that are outside.

Which we can't get into anymore. Which we can't use anymore, but the people who would be using those aren't... Which surrounded by bugs that we can't use. I'm gonna stop pooing in front of the door at every toilet until you unlock them. You're gonna be like a mad dog. You're just trying to get back at its owners. Yeah.

Shitting on rugs and shit. I was, I'm a way here to do the podcast. I walked by a desk over there in the area where we work, and I saw something, we were making those 60 second dungeon videos that we've been putting out from Squad Team Force, and I saw the die that we used for 60 second dungeon, and I don't know if in that series we ever show someone holding it.

Would they roll it? What, yeah, but it's that kind of far, and you see the die roll on its own. So I saw it, and I was like, it looks bigger than I remembered it, because I was in the first batch of 60 second dungeons and we had a different die, and I thought, oh, the original die we used was so much smaller.

This new one's huge. The original die's like the exact size. I was like, oh, it's fucking with me. It's slightly smaller, but it's roughly the same size. There's also a countdown die People were upset some people were upset about that. So a countdown die basically has 20 other numbers and sequence 18 or is the D20 that Gus has in his hand is random? I'm sure if you roll it though. It's still random. That's the people who complained about it Just wanted to complain about something and for some reason we, someone gave in and got a random dot,

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That's rough. But I, for audio listeners. But I play some squash. What is a squash ball? I would say it's a little, it's just a smaller, a slightly smaller than a tennis ball. But bigger than a golf ball. In fact, Chris, it's slightly bigger than a squash ball, too.

Yeah, it is. Because squash balls are similar to golf ball, right? Yeah, they're like a squishy golf ball. See, how big is a racket ball? I don't know. All right, racket ball. There we are. You know what squash you don't?

They're massive. They're the same sport pretty much, aren't they it? I Don't like that was like easy squash Squash have you heard squash? How do you think you play squash? Is it is you are you just spiking it into what what does that mean like what you smock like into the ground? Do you just spike it? Is that how you want points? Yeah? I don't trust you. How do you how do you spike it with your hand? Racket. Well, what what Omdie put the pad on Is it like a pad that you wear like a like a do you put it like a go?

What do you got the utility well like what how do you get a squash? What constitutes a squash well? That's a ball when you see because there's three squishers in a squash What constitutes a squash? Well, that's a ball when you see because there's three squishes in a squash That's why he squashes in a squish. No, you're playing count And then if I like it we're big split because I have no idea either Fuck I don't know I don't know shit about when you're hitting the ball against the wall, right? Yeah, no, that's wrecked it ball It's the same it's like the same thing with a different bowl. It's like a it dies easier It like stops bouncing is that what you mean? What does he mean? Well, I reckon it was quite bouncy isn't it like it goes all over the place It's a squash ball. So pretty fancy. It is about squishy and bouncy, but it doesn't

Doesn't keep going for as long as I think yeah, so we can someone can Google it I was wreck it. ball uses a racket. They can be 55.88 centimeters long with a tear drop string area. Squash uses a racket. What? Racket ball uses RACQ ET. Squash uses RACK ET.

But is it both against the wall, hitting it back and forth? I think so. This is a racket. Squash racket is longer. That makes sense. It's 66 centimeters. I used to play squash.

So, sway. Yeah, it's tough. You got a lot of running. The squash. Oh my god. Squash. A squash racket looks kind of like a tennis racket. A squash racket looks like a snow shoe.

But you said racket balls don't, racket ball doesn't use racket, so you you rack a ball doesn't use rackets These are racket. They both use rackets Then which one do you say not now they both use rackets? It's just whether you spell it with the CQ or a CK. Yeah Totally different things Clearly very I'm just gonna I'm gonna I'll just play the game that way. This will be our thing when I was a kid.

Yeah. Eric was talking about how we should get into like a really neat sport. I decided over the weekend that I want to pick a sport and be like, like a hyper influencer for it. I love that because there are like, so MLB did all like the city connect jerseys and they're like real ugly. But they sent them all the like influencers and they're like, wow, look at me on Instagram wearing this ugly jersey.

So I thought, what's a sport that we could do that with? And we were like, oh, maybe rugby, whatever. Now it'll be, do we decide on, what was it, pickleball? What were we doing? We had said squash. Yeah. Squash. We're going to be a squash influence.

Well, someone said about racquetball. Why are we? How do we pick between the two because squashes are more delicious than racquet's true It just scrolled away, but someone said racquetball the ceiling is also in bounds. Yeah, that one roadie said it and squashed The ceiling is out of bounds and racquetball the ceiling is in bounds man. Racketball sounds more fun to be honest All right, then maybe we should be racquetball influencers and But is that with a cue or with a CQ? ball influencers. And but is that with a cue or with a CQ? Oh, I mean, racquet ball is CQ you squash is CK. Got you.

Wait, but when you hit the ball, is it also spelled that way? Or is it does the spelling change? No, it's B a W L or B a L L. Oh, no, no, the racket, the racket that you hit in racquetball. Racquetball. Is it spelled the same way or? Why would you spell it in your body? Just spelling when you hit it. The spelling of racket in racquetball is with a cue.

The spelling of a racket in squash is with CK. So there are different tools. With different spellings. Yes, see Barbara gets it. Okay, I thought, okay, I get it now. I get it. It's too big, but I get it. You spell with a Q?

It's called a squash. Oh, yeah. All right. And then there's three squishes in a squash. Yeah. But in racquet balls with a Q and a ball. No, when you win a Smosh, you win 5 out of 7. I think we're all still a little loopy from RTAX and being out of town.

RTAX! It was a good show. How was it? It was very fun. It was very hectic though. It was I think overwhelming to be back in person because we've been alone for so long doing RTX. And to be back in person, it was just like, oh god, I have to go here and then I have to do that and I have to do this and it's like constantly going, going, going. And I think to not do that for

like three years and then to all of a sudden do it again was like a shock to the system. In a good way, in a good way. Yeah, it was just like busy and like fun and nice talking to people also. I was like, I forgot how to talk to people. Chris, I was never good at it. Yeah, there was just like busy and like fun and nice talking to people also. I was like I forgot how to talk to people Chris I was never good at it. Yeah, there you go You remember you were bad at talking to people. Yeah, I had a lot of fun the different part I thought our Tillsmith sticky dragon panel I thought went over really well. That was very fun. We all dressed up as our characters Which for some of us was easier than others. Yeah, I wore football pads to be bigger and barber where wore what?

I wore fake puppet legs because my character is a halfling. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good.

I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I like to look good. I tried to go upstairs on my knees with the puppet legs. I got one stair up. On your knees, or you had shoes on a fake leg. So they were on fake legs.

Okay. The only shoes that they had in that size were like running shoes. And someone was like, in this all this mystical clothing and then I had little running shoes puppet legs. It was very funny. It was a really funny bit. Yeah. I was gonna introduce everyone on stage.

Because I went out first, I was gonna introduce everyone on stage, because I went out first, I was going to introduce everyone on stage alphabetically by their character names, but Bart would have been first. So I had to move Barbara to be the very last one to come out to show everyone else and then to build to the joke. It's so funny to be because there was also two attendees there who are wonderful supportive people who cosplayed as our characters. They did a Bart and a Kaiborg, and their cosplays were vastly better than ours in every way, shape, or form, and it was just so embarrassing to be sitting up on station and looking to the audience and see them there. You guys did way better.

They look really impressive costumes. They made the metal arm and everything like that. It was so cool. Like, articulated knuckles. Oh, damn. I think plain. Didn't you get like a thing from the terminators? Like a metal arm, like a, Oh, I don't know, Dave.

Maybe it's like a toy, plastic one. Oh, I've been given fake arms before too, because of Ruby. I never know how to react to it. I go well That's gruesome What happens to you on in Ruby? Full off yeah She miss she miss place she misplaced it in season two

It was that one happened and the season four was all about them trying to find it. They go back to where she last parked her car. They go over to her parents' house. I didn't put that tag on it. We forgot to put on ice, so I couldn't even retouch it. No, I guess it's been far enough. No way since that season. Season three, she gets it sliced off.

I thought it was three, I thought it was two. End of season three. Yeah. Shit. A lot of bad stuff happens at the end of season three. People die. Things get cut off. Arms die. Things get exploded. Yeah. It's a very intense season. We also showed stuff for nine at RTX. We're the only one cheering.

Woo! Am I the only one cheering? Yeah. All right, yeah. I'm still contemplating rackets and rackets. I was like, what if I was replaced by a racket? Interesting. Yeah, it was good to show a lot of stuff and get audience feedback. I was like, have a reveal and have people be excited about something you're showing.

Absolutely. Yeah, well, it's been three years. Yeah, since it actually got to meet people in person. We play during the squad team force panel, we played Hayden Gosek, where we introduced Blizz, he's gonna be joining us. We're probably officially announcing on the podcast, too. Yeah.

He was on. I guess it was on that episode. Yeah, that episode. We have Blizz Bears joining Ruchu T. Officially. Yeah, so we brought him up on stage, and then we all, then we had him get off stage, and then we all put a disguise on, and then went out into the crowd and sat down in the crowd.

And then I had him walk around and try to find us all in the crowd. He made eye contact with me, I think four times during that whole process. For a long time, for the distance from Mita Barbara, he stopped at this length of distance and was looking around and couldn't see me. I will tell you, it made it so much easier because everyone at the convention was wearing masks. And so we were able to wear a mask too.

And so I had, I put on a achieved Mahon or Hockey jersey at a baseball cap and I tied my hair back and I had the mask on. I'm like, I put on a achieve Mahon or a hockey jersey at a baseball cap and I tied my hair back and I had the mask on. I'm like, I look like everyone. I look like everybody's handy right now. I got caught first, but I went like the cosplay route where I put on the blonde wig and put on like a hood and like a more like a fantasy medieval thing.

But again, people cosplayed RTX. So it's like, there are a lot of people cosplaying, but it makes, I think it's also easy to stand out when you're doing. I just didn't want to be the first person found. Yeah, no. Who was Blaine? It was me, it was me, it was me.

Chris, Chris, then, then John. John, then me, I think, I think. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was very fun. And then we also did a thing at the very end of this quarantine force panel. We said we're going to do Q&A and people lined up. And I said, normally the way Q&A works is they ask questions and we answer.

But instead, we were going to reverse it and we were going to ask questions and they had to answer. Flip in the media. 2022, doing Q&A in a way. I was like, we never specified that you get to ask the questions. We're going to be the one asking questions here. It's a next year, A and Q. There was the one person, I think they had like an octopus on their, like an octopus hat and then Gus, they like raised it and raised their hand

and Gus was like, what's your favorite? What do you say? Sepulapod. And I think they were, they were, I think it was a little kid. I didn't realize it. They were kind of, they were younger. And I was like, oh, no, it's a little kid. I didn't realize it. Oh, no, it's a little I could tell Gus felt bad. He's like he was like

I'm sorry. I started throwing for a loop on that. I felt so guilty about it. I remember hearing them go What I couldn't tell they were so far back in the room. It's very cute But yeah a bunch of a bunch of stuff happened to RTX. We announced that always open is coming back. Yeah. Show back. We're all very excited about it. They're getting better.

We did the Survival Island reunion panel. Yeah, that was great. A lot of beef to be had. Which I think that was recorded, and I think is going to be put up on site. I think a lot of panels were. Yeah. I think typically we, in the past,

when we used to record and upload all of the panels, it always seemed to be, to have like, a negative effect on the channel overall. Like, even though people wanted to see it, like there's a lot of people who are very vocal about wanting to see it, it doesn't always translate. Very well. I think it'll definitely be on RissuTit.com.

Yeah. I don't know about YouTube. I think one of the most fun panels I did was the good morning from Hellpanel on Sunday. That was really fun. Y'all did a Sunday service. Yeah, I really liked it. Situation where you had people scream instead of applaud. Yeah, they went along to applaud and then we sang like Highway to Hell and stuff as a church like, you know, singing group and we did scripture readings from Twilight

and... If Gambo showed up at Wombali, I heard... Yeah. So I can't believe this. Someone got a Gambo tattoo. Real Gambo tattoo. Yeah. And it looks good.

It's good. Yeah. That's nuts. Yeah, I took a selfie with it. That wasn't a tentative, it's a trend. He is just nuts. My favorite thing is we, at some point, we sin around offering plates.

And we're just like put stuff in. Oh, you just used to stole a bunch of stuff from me. Well, we told them no money. We told them no money, but it was just mostly people's trash and stuff. It was also some snacks. Yeah, it was some snacks, which is always good. I think you got some gift cards in there.

I got a super cut's gift card. Which is still in my wallet. Because I was like, because at the end, where like, hey, if anyone wants their stuff back, come get it. And then, you know, I yelled at, we yelled at multiple times. And then, no one was leaving.

We had to like pack up and get everything off for the next thing. And I was like, hey, supercuts gift card. It's not claimed. And then if no one's claiming it, I'm putting it in my wallet. And you're gonna use that super-cute gift card. And that's why I took it, because I knew I would use it.

How much is in the card? I don't know if it says it. There's also, isn't there also like, it says like three bucks? Like a water burger gift card or something in there too? Yeah,'t know if it says it. There's also, isn't there also like, two, like a water burger, give card or something in that suit? Yeah, we gave that to the person with the gamble. Oh, right, right.

Can't do. Well, it says $25. But, you know, if you've been used at all, is it scratched off first? Is it not how it works? It's not scratched off. Read the number and we'll see if you look it up. It's not scratched off, so it might be $25.

That's like two haircuts. Yeah, supercuts. Somehow I think there's nobody who's watching this who's ready to write down a supercuts haircut code. Yeah, because the person who would do it is right here who already has the card. When after you all were done, I figured what panel I was going to do on Sunday, but I was walking around backstage, I'd gone to the bathroom that's back there, and there was a guardian with a bunch of giant buckets of water emptying them out into the sink, and I was washing my hands, and I was like, what is that from? What are you doing?

We just baptized Chris. Good morning, you're a little panel. I was like, oh, right, right, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, but then it was like a drowning. Yeah, he drowned in there a little bit. Yeah. Armando then got baptized, which was a lot. So they all free of sin now or they full of sin. Yeah. So that's what I get to do.

We drank the blood of Chris. And then the piss of Chris. Is that being uploaded? I don't think it is because there was like copyrighted music and stuff like that used. Yeah. I think about. The blood of Chris, that was my suggestion. Was it?

I'm very happy, y'all incorporated that. I think the, one of my favorite parts of RTX is the very end after like everyone's cleared out and we do this big like group thank you for the guardians where they basically give, sorry what? Just your favorite part of RTX is whatever. Oh, whatever. What's that? No, it's just one of my favorite traditions. It's not my favorite moment.

I think just all of RTX is great, but it's when they're like thinking all the guardians, all the guardians are like gathered in the atrium. People are giving speeches and saying thank you and all the stuff. And there are some things that have never changed from that entire process. There is a group of people, which this is like the most amazing thing. There's a group of attendees who stand outside

the convention center to wait and applaud and thank the guardians as they're leaving and like done for the day as a way of like, thank you for helping run RTX and everything like that. And they stay until like the very last person is done. So they stay like all the way through the night and like they bring snacks and water and signs and they do it like every single year all night. And it's just a really cool tradition.

And and first like through some weird miracle, it was not 105 degrees at that moment last weekend. It's a far cry from right now. It's only 97 outside. That's actually not that degrees. At that moment. Last weekend. It's a far cry from, oh right now it's only 97 outside. That's actually not that bad. It was right out of five. Was Texas calling you yesterday? The city of Austin? I got phone call from Texas.

I got a phone call from like city of Austin. What's Texas' phone number? Let me see. What's the letters for gun on a phone? Gun guns. It's the letters for gun on a phone? No. Gun guns. It's just like Texas. Maybe, maybe it was Austin. It says.

Perhaps. Five, one, two, one. It says and this Austin. That sounds like Austin, I mean. But I also got a text from. Oh, I did get from state of Texas. Yeah. That's right. I thought I got a call

from Texas. I was like I'm not answering. Texas didn't cool me. They didn't call me either. With foreign. I don't want that. Yeah, they were and they said it's hot outside. Drink water. Stay in the shade. Like yeah, I know. Like I was watching the local news and they were like here's some tips for when it's hot outside. Stay in the shade. Don't go outside. Drink water. I was like, who do they need? Who's this information for?

It's also not because I know multiple people this summer who have had their AC break. Well, yeah. It's under a lot of strain at this point. Yeah, but it's like, I couldn't think of a worse time than the hottest month. Yeah, it's probably only got a break when it's in heavy use. I'm gonna break in the winter.

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43 degrees yesterday. Some Celsius. Some Celsius yeah. Which is two hot. That's like one 10. Yeah it's like one 10. 10. 106, 107 I think. I'll take it all the way up to 40 but that's that's too fast. You can't even like put the bins out without sweating through a shirt. Yeah I know. It hurts. Yeah. Feeling the sun hit you. It hurts your eyes and lungs.

You know, whenever you open an oven to get something out, and there's this blast of heat that... That's how it feels. And it's hard to breathe that in. Yeah, and your face gets burned. And your eyes close. That's what's going out the front door. I burned myself on my front door over the weekend.

Like opening it, because it- On the handle? Done the handle, because the sun had been hitting it for so long, and it was so hot. I was like, ah! I had that happen not this time, but like in the past,

and I had to get to where it's like, well, it's that time of day. I got to like use gloves to open the door. What about on your steering wheel? No, that is not happy yet, but I didn't really go anywhere. Yeah, I didn't get burned by my steering wheel. I get burnt, well, you don't put your hands on a steering wheel.

No. What about the seat belt buckle? Oh, very hot. That burns me all the time. Yeah, it's so hot. I hate it, it's awful. The steering wheel is the worst though, if it's hot, because you have to be like, you need to touch it. Does some of coolers

built in? I'm sure newer cars maybe. Although I've never seen that feature before. I know some cars now have seat coolers. Which makes it just feel like you wet your pants. It's like a cold mailbox you can sit on. Oh, yeah. Do you have to black box down panel? Are we releasing that? I don't think so. Shit. Is it, should I tell that story I told about? You want to save it for black box down? Oh, speaking of black box then you're wearing our new shirt.

Oh yeah. It comes out next week on the 19th. It's the autopilot logo. Christophe. Stop rubbing your nipple. Let's put the autopilot in. Yeah, show us what we're located. We're located. Show us where. Move your do the autopilot. Yeah, show it. Show us what we're doing.

Show us where. Move your mic and show us. Oh. There you go. There it is. It's actually a really soft shirt. Like I said, move your mic and he just moves himself. So is that like the official logo of Black Box Down?

Or like what is that like a auto pilot? Oh. So like in the little animated explanations, that's the little autopilot guy. That's very cute. Yeah, I think it's it's just really soft. I really like that show a lot It's coming out. It'll be in the store next week Very cool. Okay, so confirming saving for black box team for black box now We have we're gonna need to we're gonna need more content here soon. Okay, but you're gonna have to react as if you haven't heard it before I shouldn't stop. It can be a podcast story. Tell it. Tell it. Tell it.

You want to save it. Gus needs to save stories for all four of his podcasts. This is my second podcast today. Yeah. Yeah, tell it. Okay. I feel bad now though. Okay. No, no. I got bullied into it. Tell it to me in Gavin. All right. No, no, I got bullied into it. Just tell it to me in Gavin. All right. Well listen. I recently got on a plane that I wasn't supposed to be on. Oh my god, well traveling. When I went to that family trip.

How does that happen? Go on to the plane. I got on to the plane. But also, it was the wrong plane. Don't they scan your ticket when you're going through the gate? Like don't. Yeah. Did spin, move around the gate agent? How did you get on? It was so.

How does that? I was just as confused as all of you. Not me. I heard. Oh wait, no, I mean, whoa. See, now you don't have to. Whoa! Whoa! See?

Now you don't have to. Um, so I, uh, I was going, I had an early flight. Yeah. From Austin. From Austin, yeah. And I think I told this wrong. I called a noober. Do you guys have the construction on the door?

Of the apple. What? No, it's good. There is the, I called noober. And was rushing around grabbing my stuff, getting together because I was a little late, and then getting the car or Uber and driving off. And then I realized that's about halfway to the airport that I don't have my phone, that I had left it.

Oh my god. That I had left it. How did you know your Uber was there? You called it in the, like I think, I do know it. How did you know your Uber was there? I had to call a car. You'd call it and then, like I think, I don't know, it was ready. I think what I, I think what I did was, I had all my bags at the door.

And then I had to like, so I, I think I set it down to get my bags. Saw the car was there. Well, no, the car's here. I knew the car was there. Ding, you know, whatever. Set it down to grab my bags. And then locked the door. Also I was like taking out my keys. Sure, sure. I understand how it was. And then I walked out because I was in a rush. And then I got in the car, and then I was like, oh, and then at some point I was like, where's my phone?

Oh my God. So I got stressed out. I had to go back and get stressed out. And just out of curiosity, how early do you tend to leave for a flight? Like, do you give yourself enough time, or are you wanting to? I do give myself enough time, but I was sweating it.

Okay. Because I was like, because the first time I was like, surely it's here. I wouldn't, like I was like it. Okay. Because I was like, because the first I was like, surely it's here. I wouldn't, like I was like, I didn't believe that I didn't get it, that I got into the car without my foot. I believed it. But I was like, no, it's gotta be here. And I was like, um, but yeah,

went around, got it, and I was like nervous, but I don't check bags if I can, unless I'm going for more than 10 days. About 10 days. Yeah, 9 days, no. 10? I feel like more than 4 days, maybe 5, I'm taking that back. I'd actually packed for like, 3 weeks. Because I... But if it's more than 10 days...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, you don't have a check back? Well, I did for this one, but... No, check bags. But normally, I don't check back. So you have one? 21 days worth of clothes in the check. Carry on. I haven't even been able to tell you anything. You really need to story.

Carry on and a backpack, I assume. Yeah, a backpack and a carry on. OK, I had. Easy. And you still have to figure out your phone. So I go back and get to the airport. I had to say pre-check so I get through. I'm like, cool.

Made it in the same place. Just to clarify, do you have your phone with you at the airport at this point? through, I'm like cool, made it the same. Just to clarify, do you have your phone with you at the airport at this point? Yeah, because I went back and got it. And I considered not doing it at all, but then I was like, there's no way I can go like. Oh, you cannot, yeah. And so I got through, got on the flight,

and then I sat down, and a moment later, a guy comes up and he's like, hey, I'm in first class. I was wondering if you would be up for switching seats with me. So I can sit with my family who, and I was like, oh, so next to like a kid, you know, like who might cry or something. Yeah, and you just want to give you his first class. And he gave me his first class. He probably got guilted into it by his wife.

And you weren't in first class? No. And so I was like, yeah, absolutely. What if he was like, no, I want to sit next to the kid. Yeah, no, you stay. And so I was like, cool. And so I went up to first class and I was like loving it. I was like, I'm living a big life.

And then get off the flight. I have a transfer to another one. I'm walking and I'm like, oh, I basically, I was. So you made the right connection at least. Yeah, I made my connection. And I'll set you you in now. I don't know. I don't pay attention to those things.

I just know I mean, I need to get to... And this is recent? It was in North Carolina somewhere. So probably Charlottesville. Charlottesville? Charlottesville? That's not a... That's in Virginia. Well, Charlottesville. Charlottesville. Charlottesville? That's not a pro-Native.

That's in Virginia. Well, Charlottesville. Charlottesville, North Carolina. So I get, I walk up the plane, y'all are derailing this more than me. I know. Well, it's just so fascinating. I get off, I put my stuff away,

and then I realized I left my laptop in my original seat. So not in first class, and back in the economy next to the kid, but the guy who took your seat and I'll be like, Oh, shit, his laptop is in this pocket. No, because I put it I put it in the little pocket thing. There's like magazines and stuff. You buried it in the. Yeah, so I could see not seeing that. Yeah. And I just and I went up and then I napped the whole way because I was like, early, and then I got off the plane. Like, that's it. So, but they won't let you back on what you've left. Right.

So I had to be like, hey, I left my left of what seat were you sitting in, and I was like, well, it's confusing. And I was like, I was in funny story. I mean, just tell him whatever seat you were originally because that's where you put it. Yeah, I know, but I, you don't have to give them the story of how, well, I was in this seat and then I moved to first class. Well, I just said, well, I was in first class,

but I'm not that guy. Why did you follow that with that? I don't know, but you should just tell the original seat where the laptop was. You got the store as confusing as possible. The laptop is in this seat. They got my, they got, she found it quickly, got it. And I, but I was like, this point stressed

about my connection flight. Okay. Because it was, I was already, we'd been delayed a bit. So I was like, rushing, I was running, and I had, like, made it to the gate, and I like, can't scan the thing. I'm like, yes. And how did you know what gate you were at?

I looked at my ticket thing. Okay. Did you have a paper winner? I was a microphone. I was my phone. Yeah. Okay. And the phone told you it was ticket thing. Okay. Did you have a paper winner? I was on my phone. Okay, okay. Yeah. And the phone told you it was gate 20. Whatever.

And I get in, and I'm like, sweet, made it. I'm all good to go. And as, well, I'll just tell you as that, I experienced it. I get on the plane and I'm like, I got a good seat because it was like a, you know, side, I didn't want a middle seat. I was like, yeah, sweet. And I said in, put my laptop away, get my headphones out. Don't take your laptop out, yeah. And I listened to something, headphones,

everyone's boarding, and at some point someone's like, like, pokes me, and I'm like, hey, it's up. And he's like, hey, I think you're in my seat. I'm like, no, I was like, here's my ticket thing. It says the seat and he's like, huh. And he shows me his ticket thing. And it's also my seat. Huh. That's what I said.

And then, so then we were, the one of the flat attendance was like, hey, well, look at this. This is confusing. And she was like, huh, I've never seen that before. And she starts looking up, like what's your, you know, what did you, tickets reserved under? And she's doing that.

And then it's like, still on the plane. Yeah, I'm sitting in the plane. And some guys just like stood all good in the aisle. And then she's like, oh honey, you're on the wrong flight. Jesus Christ. and then she's like, oh honey, you're on the wrong flight. Jesus Christ. How did they switch your gate and you just didn't look at the update? No, I got on at the right gate.

Here's what happened. Because I'd ran, I had all my stuff, I had my laptop and my thing. When I got to my gate and I had gotten scanned in, then I was putting my stuff away and I was looking down. I walked down the stairs. This was not one of those gates where you get in the tubes and you go directly into the plane.

It was a smaller, like one of those smaller gates where you actually get on the tarmac. Okay, so you just walked to the wrong plane? I walked to the wrong plane. They, honestly, they should have, like things to stop people from doing that. They usually have, like, the rope. They're like,

what? That was happening to be boarding at the exact same moment too. You know when you watch a film, like, home alone, and you're like, that is home alone. And you're like, this would never have to fail. You got just walked to any plane to get on. I thought it was 2022. If there was no guy in that seat.

That's what I was like, oh my god. That's what I was like, oh my god. You could have flown to a different plane. I would have. You were listening to something. You wouldn't have heard the flight at hands of the pilot say, this is fly, blah blah blah or whatever. Which is the heaven heaven heaven heaven heaven heaven.

Kevin's in New York. Yeah, he literally listened to music. Yeah, so I was like, this is crazy. So I get off the plane and I'm like, and she's like, we'll try and hold it. And I'm like, thank you. I used to feel this guy now running off one plane and running to another plane.

I just like trying to flag the pilots down like, wait, don't go. And just hijack a stairs and throw a shoe at the plane. I start running to the plane and then I stop and double take because they made me gate check my bag. Oh. Oh. After all that.

So then I run back and I'm like, my bag is on the plane. And then the guy who's like, you know, the- The Lugetown? Luget's guy. He's like, what's your Lugetag? Oh my God! And I was like, it's in my seat! Oh my God!

Which seat? Well, some guy! Yeah, was it in the seat, in the right plane, or the seat in the wrong plane? In the wrong plane. So one man got it on to be clear. I had not gotten on the correct plane at this point. I read, okay. So then the guy was like, I was like, it's black. It's a girl boy.

And then so then he was like holding up a bag and I was like, no, that's not it. And then he hold up another bag. It's not it. This is such a personalized experience for you. And then he holds up, it was either the third or the fourth one. I was like, that's it. And then he gives up, it was either the third or the fourth one. I was like, that's it. That's it.

And then he gives it to me and I run on and then I get on my plane. Oh, okay. And it's like, oh, you're the guy. And I'm like, yeah. You're the guy. They're gonna tell stories about you for years at those airports. So where did you almost go? I don't know, guys.

I was so freaked out. I was so freaked out. You were almost a person who didn't know which apple you were in, going on a flight to a city you didn't know, Gabi, I was so freaked out. I was so freaked out. You were almost a person who didn't know which apple you were in, going on a flight to a city you didn't know. I knew what airport I was in. I was there. I would love if you woke up in Bermuda. Like you fell asleep on the plane and he opens his eyes

and he's like in another country. No, I just like the idea of him thinking, like, damn, how long is this flight? Like, looks at his watch. I've been on this plane for five hours. You're like, going. We're all looking at it from the perspective of being Chris. Imagine being another person on that plane going, what the fuck is going on?

How are they in the same, and watching like, wait, he has to get off the plane. How did you do it? And he comes back. I know, and then you're looking out the window and he's talking to the luggage. He's going to run out and then back. I don't, I don't, I then you're looking out the window and he's talking to the luggage stuff. He's trying to run out and then back. He was trying to like, then out and now your plane is held up because he has to get his

fucking back. And he's probably holding a laptop under one arm with headphones. And then he's going, that's the one. And then you see him run over to a different plane. I mentioned a pilot leading out the window. He's like, where are you going? Oh my god. I really, I wish there's a way we could find out where that plane was going. Just to know. I wish we could get access to like the security camera footage. Oh, like Chris scrambling around between the planes and getting his luggage. Usually.

Oh, man, I would love to see that. I guess to see the point. Charlottesville North Carolina. Charlottes. I know, that was on purpose. I did that one on purpose. I need to see the pot where you veered away from everyone else. I wanna see that too. You must have gone through a barrier or something.

Yeah. I must have. Or they probably, sometimes they have, if you're boarding in the same gate, but they split off with you. You get a port or something. There's this gate number here,

this gate number here, and it's a two direction. Maybe you just went like this gate number here, this gate number here, and it's like a two direction. Maybe you just think it was, I think it was, you're not allowed to think about what it might be. It is on the wrong plane. The terminal that it was in, it was like, they chunked a lot of gates together.

Yeah. Like they'd squished them all together. They'd squished them sometimes. Yeah. Oh, you're sova. Yeah. It was early. Yeah, duh.

I've seen similar setups at Houston, where you scan and you go down, but then you go down and it's like doors to different gates, or like the A, B, C. Yeah, I don't know. I was just like, Yeah, I could see, I guess you got outside. And they were playing, you know,

it's just like, they were smaller planes, but they were next to each other. Did I just veered off. I maybe a hold the wrong person. Ever that could have happened is that was an international flight. And you were like, without a passport. That would have been awesome.

Honestly. Honestly. Well, that would have been cool because then I'd be like, free vacation in wherever I'm at. No, that's good. Get off, because you don't have a passport. You would have your passport with you.

They'd turn you back around. She'd do that. Also, how would it be a free vacation? You would have your passport with you. They'd turn you back around. She'd do that. Also, how would it be a free vacate? I would have gotten there for free. If it was like not worth it. A less expensive vacation. Because let's say the flight overseas would have been 800 also.

So it's your $500 ticket. You would also have to pay to come back. Sure, yeah, but get me cool though. If you're like, you're like there and you're like, oh, what are you visiting for? It's like, I'm not supposed to to be I don't know how I got here I just showed up here and I'm big-case it. I would love I would love if you actually took off on the wrong flight and just to see how long it would have taken you to like

Do you realize on the plane or do you walk out and see like welcome to Alaska and you're like? Oh, I wouldn't have I wouldn't have realized it until because I didn't know what town I was going in I didn't know where I was the right. I didn't I didn't know what city I was flying in You almost didn't have realized it until, cause I didn't know what town I was going in. And so if you were in here, I didn't know where I was right. I didn't know what city I was flying in. You almost didn't have your phone. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. But see, that's what I blame on,

I blame that for everything, because that threw me, I know this is all my fault. I know this is all my fault. I'm not saying this is anyone's fault, but my own, but I blame the phone for frasaling me. Well, that happened and then you slept for three hours

on a flight to the first class. It's like a 25 minute car ride to the airport. Yeah, and I took it twice. Yeah. I mean, that is pretty frasaling. But like, maybe like, okay, now I'm on the plane, I'm in a seat, I'm good to go. Like, that's when the frasal stops. Right, you're set, you're on your way.

Yeah, that's how I felt though when I got moved up to the first class. I was like, God, move. Everything's moving on up. I was like, this couldn't get any better. I think it's just my favorite thing that Chris does. And by favorite, I mean least favorite. It's when like, or anybody, not just Chris,

but like you explain things that don't, I don't need to know these things. I was just like, what seed is your laptop in? Well, I was in this seed and then this guy came from first class and his family was next to me and they wanted to sit there. So then I was moved to first class. It was faster. I told it way faster.

It was a little. It was a little. That's all you said. Yeah. Dude, we've got to animate that one. That was great. I saw someone in chat saying that's like an RTA movie. That's the journey.

The journey. Which is such a great idea. Well, I'm happy that you somehow made it. Me too. Me too, I was like stoked. Where were you going? Was it like a family thing? There's a family thing.

And again, I don't know the name of the town that I was landing in, so I would not have known what town. You know what state it was? It was in North Carolina. Okay. But I don't know that it was like a smaller airport, and I didn't plan the trip. My sister said, go to this airport, and I said, okay.

But you had the tickets on your phone. I just knew the airport code. Oh wow. Maybe it was like surf or something? Surf? No, that was this place we were staying and then it placed I flew in to as different. I also flew in and out of different places. It's stupid. And you made it back okay. I made it back. Fine. In your defense, I have been at AirPost not knowing where I was going. Yeah, but that's funny. Like just doing how hectic travel and you don't really pay attention to the connections. Yeah. So I was

trying to fix something in my flight and she was like, where are you going? I was like, let me find out. I forget. Have you ever flown to Manchester? What in the UK? No. I'm going there for a convention at the end of the month.

And I usually don't fly this airline. It's like Virgin Atlantic. They just started, yeah, service here. Yeah, which is really cool. Flying through JFK, but they have this thing where you could bid for an upgrade. Is that a common thing? I can bid.

So like you could either pay for an upgrade, which is like stupidly expensive, or you could bid. So you could like say like, I'm willing to pay $600 for an upgrade. And I think that if there's an open seat, they just take the highest bidder. I've never, I'm sure it's like thing. And people will probably say it in chat that that exists on other airlines, but I've never seen that before.

That. It's an interesting method. I guess because then they're guaranteed to sell something. Yeah. Which makes, because like on my return flight This is not a long story stop laughing there. I like that you a secret defensive thing and that's what we're laughing at Don't worry this one's shorter There was there was a you know a row. I think it was the exit road that had like nobody on it um and I was like

All right some I oh someone asked me to move again. So they could be with their, whoever they were seeing. They were like, oh, could you mind if we sit together? Like, sure, and I moved up to the thing. And while it's moving, I asked Flight 10 and it's, hey, there's no one on there. Is it okay if I sit there?

And she was like, oh no, we can't, because it wouldn't be fair to people who paid. I said, okay. For like first class even. No, no, it wasn't first class. It was just like exit row. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's all that. But yeah, okay. For like first class evening. Oh, no, no, it wasn't first class. It was just like exit row. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's all that.

But yeah, it was like basically the seats that people like, no one was sitting at because they didn't want to pay. Right. Well that's the thing, they upcharged those like premium seats, even if it's just like an extra inch of leg room at this point. Yeah, they can still be like 50 bucks.

Yeah. Some of you on Characene Air Canada does that as well. The bidding? American Airlines. Okay. Yeah, because it's like, one of the things is like, I might pay like five bucks or 10 bucks, but I'm not gonna pay like 30 bucks for it.

Yeah, well this is like in the hundreds that you would bid. Yeah, for like first class. Which I only do if I'm like, you know, reuniting a family. Yeah, so, he means like we have their seats together. And they're yeah. Yeah, you can just speak Chris. He'll only sit in first class if he's doing someone else a favor. That's it.

I went to a restaurant this past weekend and for the first time ever, well I went into this restaurant and, you know, like typical you walk in, and they're like, sit down wherever you want, and sat down at a table with me and our wife. And we sit down, and a guy comes out to like take our order, he writes, you know, has that little order pad, writes down our orders, and it leaves to go put the order in, and we're sitting there for a little while.

And for the first time ever in my life, a robot came out and brought us our food. Oh, my God. It was like, one of those robots, I guess, like, they put the food on, and for the first time ever in my life, a robot came out and brought us our food. Oh my God. It was like, one of those robots, I guess, like they put the food on and they tell it what table to go to, and like with no human intervention, like this robot just comes out of the kitchen and it's got our food on it, like wheels its way over

to our table, turns and faces us, and it's like, please grab your food. I was like, okay. Have you been to Kura lately? Oh, do they do that? They do that for the drinks there. Oh, I haven't been to Kura. That's like the conveyor belt.

It's the conveyor belt sushi restaurant here. I've been to this since before the pandemic. I have questions. We went there for the first time since the pandemic, like a week or two ago, and they had the little robot there. Interesting. That was the coolest thing ever.

The robot. Did it have some sort of like monitor that says like, take your drinks? Yeah, well this one had like a sign on it. It's like, take your food. That's, just a sign. What do you want? Oh, it's got like a tablet or something.

Okay, tablet. Like a display. And you take your food off it, then you like there's a button on it, it says finish and you hit that when you have all your food, then it like has like a little cat face and like little cat ears. Oh, cute.

It like scurries away. Huh, I wonder, yeah, because when you said they tell it to give it to take the drinks, I was wondering, it's probably the robot demanding the drinks. What? What? Like, they probably have the robots and the robot has the sign that says, drinks for this table. And then, or the drinks that they're preparing and then they put it on that thing and then

the human says, deliver. What? Like, they're preparing, and then they put it on that thing, and then the human says deliver. Like they're ready. I'm so confused. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm worried because I don't know when I stopped understanding the way you told us. I'm just gonna trace it back. I was like, well, I don't know what he's told right now,

and then I was trying to trace it back. I was like, I don't think I have any what he was talking about in this one. Let me try to, you're saying the robot shows up in the kitchen. And it's like, give me three clothes. And they're like, oh my God, put the drinks on it. Give the robot the drinks, give the robot the drinks. Fry!

Well, robot shows up in the kitchen of its own volition. It's like the terminator, like fuck kicks down the door, like give me drinks if you want to live. Oh my god. And then it says table 35. No, I was just imagining they probably have like several of them. And then one of them activates, boom, order, you know, and then pops up.

And then that way whenever someone finishes the drink, they know which robots to take it to. That's what I would say. I would think that they have the robots all in the kitchen and they load it up and they put in what table number it is. Right, because you're a rational scene person Barbara. I'm sure that's exactly how it works. I'm a roll of robots going, table 35 has already turned drinks.

What did they say? I'm taking those drinks, not you. It brings on the train. This is just like a huddle of robots in the closet. Why did the last table, like, what, you want me to do this one as well? They probably have like two robots. Yeah, they only need one or two, but the robot pops a gun out. They're like, why do we arm it?

Yeah. But I thought it would be, like, in my mind, I was like, well, why didn't they have, it the place I went to, like, why didn't they have like a tablet where you could order, without even a talk to a person? Yeah, I think at some point it's gonna get to me. Right, it's like, that would seem more,

almost like you don't need the human interaction at all. And that's part of the point with the biggest failure. Right, is the initial order. Yeah. That's what they do at Kura, not to bring it up again, but I think it's a chain that exists in other cities. But it's like a sous-resistant with a revolving conveyor belt. Essentially, the only time you interact with a person is when they see you at the table.

Because then you order, you just pick stuff off the conveyor belt, you could order some extra stuff on the screen above, and then the robot brings you your drinks. That's it. They just need to have the robots check you out. You'll be done. I wonder if they'll have the money into you out. You'll be done. I wonder if it's a money into the mouth. That would be the easy thing. You think they would have a reader on the tablet already

for you to place the order. Yeah. Oh yeah, that you do that, Kira. I don't think they have a reader up there. Oh, maybe they don't. I don't think they do. Yeah. At least not last time I went.

Do you think the people that are maybe the take your order? Do you think if they're gonna phase them out to be robot like to replace robots? They just haven't been replaced yet because they already had a job and They didn't want to be like oh, we hired a new guy to show these team of robot Wait, in the case of the place I went to I think it was like everyone welcome Kevin It was like a small I think like family run restaurant. I think it was like probably like the owner who came out and took like our our food order. Oh I've also seen and they had a robot family with a robot. The robot was in the family. They invested. Yeah. It's like by Centennial Man. They adopted him from robot

stand. That just seems that seems seems fancy for a smaller restaurant. Yeah, I would think it would be a bigger one. How much they cost? We should get a robot. Can you get a robot butler? Over here. I don't want the new robot to be yelling at the crew when it wants drinks. Get me a cup.

Very demanding. I'm nervous. How much does it cost, Gus? I'm trying to find out. All the ones I'm finding are the autonomous ones that go down the street, and those cost between $2,500 and $5,000 for those. Those are the little ones that deliver to houses

and stuff like that. We should get one. We should get one. For a Vess, Door Dash. No, just for sending and seeking messages. Oh, like to office office. Yeah, Chris, you have a phone, you can text. I Oh man. Oh like to office office? Yeah. Chris, you have a phone, you can text.

I know, but those are secret. See, the government can't. They can't find the robot message. Oh shit, these are the one I saw is expensive. I found one on, okay, hold on. I found what's called Bella bot, price. Okay, the one. What do you think it costs, Chris?

Bella bought, what's Bella bought? Let me show you what it looks like without showing you the price. This is the one I use. It's like, it has like four levels on it. And that's for the drinks. This is where we got our food on this. I'm gonna say, see where the eyes are,

that's the tablet, like display part. I'm gonna say, where does it, where does it go? 18,000. 18? Do wait, wait, wait, the eyes, wait wait, you sit the tablet sticks onto the eyes. No, the eyes are the tablet. They're just showing up. Chris, you've never used a fucking tablet?

The eyes, are you talking about those eyes look too small? It's a picris, it's not too small circular tablet. It's a picture of eyes, Chris. Oh, okay, sorry. I thought that was like a sticky thing. Oh, we're getting there. God damn. It's two nest thermostats. You thought they had two things like Googleey eyes?

I thought they were mounts for the tablet at first. Like little circular, like sticky things. I think the tablet on it. I think food delivery will be robots, but in the meantime we can just have our own robots collect food from it. I think so too. Okay, so how much do you think it costs, Chris? That one, that, well in the meantime, we can just have our own robots collect food for us. I think so too. Okay, so how much do you think it costs, Chris?

That one, well, five thousand. Garvin, do you have a guess? Twelve. So, to look on their website specifically, you need to contact them to get a quote, but I found one on eBay. The one on eBay is currently selling for $15,900. $15,000. So, 16,000. So $16,000.

So Barbara, you were really close. Well, it was 18 years. 18. They must be like back ordered or something. A lot. Yeah. That's impressive. That's, that's, well, once you get back down normal

to not 18,000. What's normal? I don't know. What would you say to, what would you say? It's not, it's not robot inflation. Yeah. You said you found some other ones. It's that damn inflation. Thanks, Joe Biden. No, there's some what would you say that it's not it's not it robot in you said you found some other ones It's that damn inflation. Thanks Joe Biden. No, there's some other ones. You said that was cheaper. Oh those were like the outside autonomous ones They're like we're talking about like ice chests with wheels. Yeah, they look like a Mars rover. Yeah, that's all we need

Yes, it is. We're just for curiosity. I think Riz just wants a car. C car. C car. Wait, you can't come back to the top. Like, that would be cool to have. An RC car is what you think is cool to have. No, because you have to control yourself.

This is like one that you can tell to go places. That's all we need. I wouldn't blame you if you just loved to completely go. Because it's gonna hurt. Oh my god. What? You'd be cool to have an office robot, right? I agree.

To be like, hey, I'm gonna name this robot, Kevin. His name will be Kevin, yes. Hey, Kevin. I'm from Ohio and the fun fact about me is I love to have long walks on the beach. Kevin went to New York. Kevin! Kevin!

Kevin, can you please deliver this bag of cheetos to Barbara? I think it would just be a boop boop boop boop. I don't think we would be so pleased to the robot. Yeah, because otherwise when it becomes senti it would trouble, right? Well, okay, maybe I was typing this. You type please to the room. Okay, maybe I just said room. Listen, I am scared of the people

who are rude to their Alexa devices, because those things are gonna come to life one day and they're gonna come for those people. I'm not super worried because we have so many doors here and this is not gonna open them and Chris is gonna go, hey, robot, go over to the editor's room And you have to open the door and then open the other door It's gonna get one of those little claw hands out

That'd be sweet. You ever have one of those moments where you just like really question everything you've done with your life Are you question everything I've done with my life? No my life? What how you got this? You're asking you ever wonder why you got this. Why am I here? Why am I having to listen to this? Wait, you're asking everyone. You ever wonder why you're here? Is that why you're asking? You got to that point. I'm going to fuck it up.

I can see 700 and how many podcasts now that you're just not having it. I'm fucking done. I don't even know how to talk about any of the other things I have. We'll get any answers. No, Chris, I think it's great. We'll get into the rest. I'm sorry. No, Chris, I think it's great. I'm de-railing.

I'm down for a Kevin. Yeah. But we have to make sure he doesn't need to use the men's restroom ever. It's a way to increase our head count without having to get someone that needs to use a toilet. When do we get a secret bathroom back? When do we? Yeah.

I think we just use it. Yeah, but when do we, when do we allow to use it? Probably never. If you're asking aloud. Yeah. I mean, what are they gonna do? They're gonna, well, who's they? I don't know. I don't know, but like, are they gonna,

for example, you made a very funny video where you broke into an office that was locked. We did, yeah. And you wanna get in trouble? Not yet. Not yet. It just came out. Okay, we're also, there was a conversation

or do you wanna get a slack about that? Yeah, me and John looked each other went, did you get a slack about this yet? No, did you? Okay, cool. Hopefully they just don't watch it. We broke into a conference room in a building because it was locked and we needed to get in. It's a good video.'t watch it. We broke into a conference room in a building because it was locked in.

We needed to get in. It's a good video. We did it. We got in. And then we used it to film a video. Yes. Well, two. Technically, because we needed to get in to film a video.

Yeah, that's right. So two pieces of content. Yeah, two pieces of content. We still want to come use the little door that you guys built. We'll see Kevin over there. We want to use your doorbell. Yeah, I saw Wes coming into the office through a achievement and today, and he was just walking, I was getting water,

and he was just walking through, and he just went, oh, forgot this, all this wood was here. And then he turned around, so he's like, walk the other way. I was like, oh, Wes, Wes! This is a door! Excuse me, we've made you a door. And he was like, I was like, it's a a working door and then I opened it for him and he like

Crap started to fit through that was a large dude as he was squashing down to go through He was like wait, there's a bunch of shit on the other side. How do I get through after this? I was like let me know if you come With door behind it. Did you watch to the people to see you get through? I wait it just in case you get stuck. Yeah, was this like six three six That one is in the mind of What's that movie? I'm a lot of John Melkov it John Melkov it said not when he's in the mind of John McClain Being Bruce Willis I am so I don't I've never seen that movie so I don't know the reference. That's like, they, they're working in an office that has a half floor so it's all really

compressed and there's a door you can go through it. When you go through that door, you're in John Malkovich's. Gotcha. And then you get spout on the side of the road. Don't you guys have like a ring doorbell there too? Or is it just the people? I don't know. Okay.

You might. Because I think we talked about wanting to come bring you guys something. And but we will use your door We can get you a doorbell Okay, well it beat for you it'd be for us to use I don't need to use it Maybe just order the doorbell we bring our own doorbell install it use it and take it back How did I get the ring up on my Oh, man, I installed still good. I'm still the ring I installed a doorbell at my dorm. Uh-huh

A dorm bill. This is before ring was a thing It was just a physical doorbell that we went to Best Buy and bought and like wired and set up No, it wasn't it was we took it down after I don't know how long, because people would get drunk and be like, there's a doorbell in the hallway. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, but it wasn't good. It was good, possibly, I've seen that coming. Well, I had never lived in a door.

I was like 18, I was like, cool, we're gonna have a doorbell. It was a good way to meet people. Yeah. Because people would be like, what's this? Ring the doorbell like this. You should have put the doorbell in reverse where the button was on the inside

and the bell was outside your door. And you would look at through your people and if you see someone you want to talk to, you ring it. That's a really fun social experience. Yeah, and then they turn around and look at the door and you open and be like, oh, hi. Come on in.

Oh my God, I love that. Oh, I want to do that. That would be, if you could be a Jehovah's Witness and do it from the inside, like get people to come for you, you'd be way more successful, I think. Yeah. That's like the most turned away door to door people, I think.

Yeah. Anytime someone comes to my door, I'm like, super suspicious. Cause I assume they're trying to sell something. Yeah. Yeah, I cannot expect anything. This is something like, if anybody approaches me, well, outside of like if someone comes up to me

like with a clipboard or something, and like wants to talk to you like, no, no, I'm no interest in this. Have you ever stopped for one of those people? No. No. Have you guys? Yeah.

I think I've been stopped here. I stopped a couple times. Probably more when I was younger. I'll stop if it's like, plan parenthood. For example, sometimes, canvases outside places and all like, they told me to get lost ones. They told you to get lost, yeah. Did you?

Yes, he's here. No, I told this before it was because I just moved here and they stopped me and I was like, oh, and they were like, can we talk to you about plan parenthood? And I was like, yeah, what's plan parenthood? And then she just thought I was like, oh, and they were like, can we talk to you about plan parentage? And I was like, yeah, what's plan parenthood? And then she just thought I was like, take the piss and like, I'm like, I'm gonna use the toilet.

Oh, that's so, they, they should treat people. You have an accent. Yeah, I was like, I don't just walk away. I was like, I wonder what I did. Oh, no. The pisser off. That's funny.

So that just like, when someone you're, or like an organization you're really interested in. Yeah, or if it's like something actually, I'll, I'm here, I'll donate some money to them right here, because that's convenient. I don't know, I saw this on Reddit this morning, there's an article on the AP News about this doctor

who proposed building, not building but modifying like a medical ship that could operate out of the Gulf of Mexico to provide abortion services to people who are in Gulf Coast states that do not allow such services. Really is that what what are the what's the result of? International law. Yeah how does that work? Well, there's already like in Texas there's already like floating casinos that operate where they they pick you up like a corpus or wherever and then go out a few miles into the coast and then you can gamble and then you come back. So it's like this thing where you're out

of state jurisdiction and you can do what you want and then dude The ship people are gonna do in orbit is gonna be crazy. Oh my god, right? Are there laws in orbit? No, what happens? What happens if someone gets murdered? Well, I think you should be shank someone on the space station. That's a winner What do you say? He's writing that one. Are there laws in orbit? Oh for the tile are there laws in orbit? No,... Oh, for the title? Are there laws in orbit? No, I think... I mean...

I think it's the law of whoever put the thing up there, right? Yeah, it's like whatever country owns the... That makes sense, but... Shuttle? But is that written in law? Or would it... When a crime is committed on the ISS, it states that the country whose national was involved has criminal jurisdiction unless people

from other countries were affected. But then I guess it's an interesting thing because what's happening with abortion in this country? Absolutely awful, but in other countries, it's not the same way. So if someone gets an abortion on the ISS and orbit, or an orbit, or like how, you're not in the US when you get it done.

But you're. It's almost how gambling is legal in some places and illegal in other places. And so it's like, if you gambled on the ISS. Would it be what state you took off from? I don't, I don't know. Cause it's like state laws too, right? You think that there's state jurisdiction in orbit. No, they're like if you smoke so if you took off from

California and you smoked weed on the space nation because it's legal on the state level it would be fine. I don't know. I know this hasn't come up yet, but eventually this. Chris, make a ruling. Can you legally smoke weed on the space station? I think you should. No, no, no, you're making a rule. I think you should be able to. You should clarify. I have to be able to.

I have to be able to. Astronauts, it's been declared. Chris made it legal. Got the James Webb telescope up there. Next time you're up in space, light up prop at one. If Neil Armstrong did his speech and then turn around and dischanged Buzz Audrey, where was that, who's crime is that? Well that's US. That's US. Because like I said, it's just because it involves him. Right. Yeah. Well, because he didn't do it on, but U.S. law still applies. It's the same question this comes up on an airplane on an international flight.

If you take off, like if you're over the Atlantic Ocean, you have people from all different countries, you have an airplane whose carrier might be based out of one country, but not the other one. But you're transiting from one to the other. But I'm just saying, it's a very similar thing. I'm trying to give it's a very similar thing. Yeah. All right. I'm trying to give it a more practical explanation. And some things are legal and some states

and illegal in some states. That's why I was thinking the state that you took off in is the one that would have jurisdiction. That's because that's where you. It's not an, I'm pretty sure it's a Nash. It's a state law. Yeah, don't apply. It's you.

It's national federal. It's a tough one. It's a tough one. state law yet don't apply it's you it's national federal It's a tough one Are you googling it? No, I'm making a joke back to Brian and chat. Yeah, I got it man Well, what's the joke? He wrote wouldn't a cigarette blow up in that environment. It's a line from Thank You for smoking. Oh, yeah, just fix that with some dialogue. Thank God we invented the thing. You guys speaking of movies, have you guys seen the new Thor? I know Gavin has. We saw. How do you know? Because we were in the same feet. We were sitting next to each well. That's true. Kind of. We were sitting near each other. Did you all play in that?

Yes and no. We were given someone else's tickets who couldn't make it anymore. And Gavin May were already going, so we just, let me turn it. Was it Michael? No. It's not important. Who cares? Who else?

I just guess it. It's just, yeah. Well, because how was it? It was fun. It's just, yeah. Well, because how was it? It was fun. It was a fun movie. I understand there's people who are complaining about it. They think it's too much of a comedy and not enough balance there, which I would agree that I think Marvel is usually the perfect balance of action comedy and some other drama

and whatnot to balance out the comedy. This one was just pretty much pure comedy. Interesting. Well, to be fair, the Thor movies weren't good when they took themselves very seriously. Yeah, this is probably the Kenneth Branathol. Probably the best of the Thor movie. Ben and the Ragnarok.

Not Ben and the Ragnarok. I think Ragnarok is the best. Ragnarok is one of the best Marvel movies. I think I liked Ragnarok more than this love and thunder. Love and thunder, yeah. But so you saw it too. Yeah, okay, you Love and thunder, yeah. But, so you sought to. Yeah, okay, you did not there. Not there.

Yeah, I thought it was. You weren't with us. I thought this one was okay. Yeah, it was perfectly enjoyable. I watch it when it comes to streaming. I'm still like very wary of theaters. I was incredibly distracted, though, by Tessa Thompson. Mm.

Oh, yeah, you did tweet about Tessa. Okay, that explains it, that's right. She, I understand what people say when they say someone is a work of art. someone is a work of art. She is a work of art. Gorgeous. Chef's kiss. I'll keep talking about it.

And you'll have a good smile. You keep a big driver for watching Westworld as well. Yeah, which I completely forgot she was in that. That was the first thing I saw her. Yeah. We've been started the next season yet. We did finish the newest season of Barry though. I'm still seeing that. I don't see that.

I didn't know people still watched Westworld. I thought it was as well as is it everyone quit watching after the second season. I think a lot of people dropped out of season two. Season two, season two, season two, season three was the best season. I think season three was like head and shoulder so both, that's one and two.

Because I remember I talked to a texting John or something because we had that place to shower and get ready during RTX. And I was like, hey something because we had the place to shower and get ready during our TX. Oh yeah. And I was like, hey, you could say a hotel room. Okay. I know if it was like a secret bathroom. Well, it sounds shady as shit when you don't explain it.

We can't have a place to shower and chill. You have a secret bathroom at the convention. No, I'm saying like we have a secret bathroom here at work that we're not supposed to go to. So you were talking with John I was like John and I was like hey is anyone there? Can I go run by and take a shower and he said oh we're just taking a Break it was in the evening. Mm-hmm. We're just watching Westworld and I was like okay cool I'm gonna come by also why because I was like I thought Westworld sucked after the second season

so you're crazy I think I've said this before season two was a tough watch if you couldn't watch it all at once like waiting week to week if you watch it back to back at the time I'd like to season two but it's very difficult to get your head around because it's unreliable narrator with some fucked up timestone. And it leaves you asking too many questions if you can't get them all answered at once. Season 3 fixed all of that and I thought it was excellent. Season 4 is a little confusing so far. I'm still like trying to get my footing. How many episodes are out so far? Two, three.

What's the point? Why aren't you going for the binge? Because I really like the Westworld. Yeah. I'm eager to watch as much of my success. There's, we talk about TV on the podcast every week, but I think it's because especially right now, there are so many good shows out. We got to talk about the bear again.

I haven't seen the bear. Oh, I thought you had. Not yet. I think that was someone else who was on the putt. Was it Brian? Someone. Yeah, I thought it was yours. I look similar. It's very similar.

The bear on Hulu is excellent. It's only like eight episodes. They're all half an hour long. OK. It's about a guy who's like a young up and coming chef who worked in New York at like a Michelin star restaurant and his brother passes away in Chicago. So he has to leave New York, go back to Chicago

and work at the family restaurant, which is like a dirty sandwich place. And try to get the restaurant in shape and get it working with all of this fucked up stuff that had been happening in it over the years of programming. When does Gordon Ramsay come in? Never. But it's like, I can say eight episodes long,

they're only like 30 minutes each. It's really, really compelling, really good. It's a long season of Barry. Yeah, we also just started the second season of Only Murders in the Building. Oh, yeah, new episode tomorrow. Yeah, that's the second season. Yeah, second season tomorrow.

They really turn that around. It's like less than a year or about a year between the season three. Something we realize, because we also just finish the boys season three, season three. Yeah we realize, because we also just finished the boys season three. Season three. Yeah. Which I love that show as well.

The girl who plays Starlight and Selena Gomez have a very similar way of acting and mannerisms and watching those two shows back to back, I just cannot unsee it. There's something about their very kind of expressionless, but that's their way of acting and the way they speak and even the tone of their voice It's very I can see kind of drawing that comparison. Yeah, just kind of dry and a little like lower raspiness It's very very interesting. I have a story about I don't want to tell now because I'm glad you brought it up

Yeah, I start I was like oh new season the boys. I'm really excited. Yeah and I set down to watch the third season. And they did a recap and I was like, oh, I don't remember that. Oh, my gosh. Did you realize you never watched season? Well, no. It's weirder than that. That's a conversation ahead.

Yeah. Because it was like a group watching it. And I was like, oh, my God. And they were like, well, did you watch the second? Please tell me what you watched. I was like, oh, I don't know. And they're like, well, did you watch the second? Please tell me what you're watching. I was like, no, I watch second season and So that I was like, well, no, I definitely don't remember this. So then we went back is like I thought I'd Watch everything. I think I said it in watch the last episode. Oh wow. So then I was like, no, and then I was like I don't remember this and then I went back the previous episode, and I'd seen the penultimate episode.

Somewhere in the penultimate episode, I guess I just didn't finish, and I thought I had. It paused it, and I thought you thought you were there. And I was like, oh, that was the last episode. I don't know what happened. I've had this happen. Yeah. I had this happen with Lord of the Rings.

Jesus. I had the extent, Lord of the Rings. Jesus. I had the extent, I'd only seen the first one in the theaters and I bought the extended box set. And I was watching them all. And I guess at some point, when I had to switch discs in the third movie, I never put the second disc in. So you started it ended? I knew I hadn't finished it, but in my head,

after enough time had passed, I was like, yeah, I've seen the trilogy, but I didn't realize I'd never seen how it ended. Oh my God. Where does the disc swap happen in the third film? Yeah, do you remember? In the third film. You still remember, because it was funny when I fit,

because I only figured out, like in the last three years, when I was three. I was more in 4K. And I guess you knew that the, and then I started watching like the final disc and I was like, oh, I've never, I don't know what happened. That's so crazy Gavin. That's crazy.

And then all of, I realized all of the funny gifts and memes from like the early 2000s are from all them like laughing at the end of the third movie. I was like, oh, I've never seen any of this. This will make sense now. The first disc runs two hours, seven minutes, a 40 seconds, and it cuts as the orcs bring up the wolf's head battery.

Wow. And I've never seen off to that. And I remember, it wasn't like I was like, Adam Dunn. So you never said I'm theaters or anything, I guess. No, I only saw the first one, it is. Okay. Yeah, the second one, the second one's the best. Yeah, it is.

Yes, and then the third one, I think, I was either just like, I probably assumed I would watch the second disc at some point and then maybe I traveled, because I already was living here. But yeah, I just watched that. And then I realized, as I was watching the final disc. So when did you finally watch the second half? Um, probably about two years ago.

Oh wow, damn. That is really, oh well. Well really probably it was during the pandemic only like 17 years after it came out. Yeah, and probably only eight years after the I love the idea of Gavin like with a group of people and everyone's like talking about Lord of the Rings and someone makes like a reference to that second half of the third film and everyone's like laughing You're like yeah, I see it did feel a bit like I really remember the first one because I saw that in theaters a few times. And I love the second one. Yeah, that's what it's good fighting.

And then I was always in my set of like, I really remember. And there's someone that went all the awards, but it wasn't really memorable to me. The only thing I remember with the third Lord of the Rings movie is I feel like there are somewhere between six and ten moments in that movie that you think it's over. Yeah, you're like standing up. And then fades out to black and then there's like a beat and you're like,

all right, I guess it. Oh, it's back in. That happens so many times. Also, uh, Legolas like skateboarding on a shield down the, yeah, yeah, I'm down the elephant have I seen the second Yeah, it's been a long time since I've seen the Lordeering movies. You can't watch it again I think I watched each one in theaters when they first came out. That's it. That's it That's crazy. I mean they're long. Yeah, I feel like I watch it like every yeah, I think the third Seven movies. Sorry, you finished said movie in 4k is like 170 gigabytes of something for the whole thing

Speaking of long movies we finally watched our our our Yes, chairman. I watch our have you guys seen it yet? No, yeah, yeah Gavin doesn't want to see the Brits be the bad guys Gavin I think you would actually really love it. Oh, I'm gonna watch it It's a show. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's non-stop awesome action. It's also, it's so well done, but it's so over the top

that you laugh. Like, it's almost a comedy in that sense. But it still touches you. It's very touching. I still get that nacho nacho dance song stuck in my head. It's it's if you have Netflix it's on there's no reason not to watch it. You just need three hours. You just need trust me. I know it's like a big time commitment. That's why I have a lot of you. I know you'll look at it. When you load up the screen

you see it. I didn't pay attention to that. I just started watching the movie and you honestly you forget that it's three hours. Yeah. Yeah. It's I didn't pay attention to that and I just started watching the movie and you obviously you forget that is three hours Yeah, yeah, it's really I didn't know it was three hours well, and then I ended up yeah I had to like I want to tell you this because I know you'd be like you split up into movies But after Gavin splitting up over 20 years Nothing. Yeah, I was like I started on like a Saturday night and then At some point I was like getting sleepy and then it was like halfway over. Yeah. Oh my God.

How long is it, you know, because I thought it was an hour, you know, hour and half, maybe two hours. Yeah, there's like a big set piece fight, like halfway through the, like, and it's like, oh, the movie's ending. Then you're like, oh, no, we're only halfway through the movie. That's what happened. I was like, oh, it's, you know, yeah. And then I was like, oh, I'm gonna have to watch the rest tomorrow.

Is that the picture I sent you is at the moment? Yes, it's like that encounter. Yeah, was it in tears? I think you could still watch it. And even though it's on Netflix, some theaters are doing the optical runs of it. I'm sure. And you could go watch it.

I didn't realize, well, I did realize very quickly into the film because I was watching the lift movements with the sounds and the subtitles. It's originally filmed in a different language. To gooloo? To gooloo, I believe. And then it's dubbed in Hindi. Hindi.

Hindi. And then it's subtitled in English when you watch it on Netflix. So I get if you choose obviously. But it's just weird, because I kept seeing that their mouths weren't matching the actual dialogue. So the sub is a dub? It's a movie that is dubbed in Hindi, Hindu.

And then it's... Subbed in English. Subbed in English. If you can't speak. Right. But I just was like, something here is not matching. And I was like, are they speaking English? And then it was dubbed and then subtitled in English

But we looked it up and it was I do want to it was to Lugu not to Lugu Yeah, I've not familiar with all no no it was me with me who said it wrong night yards wanted to clarify It's so good though. It's yeah, and like I keep saying I know it's like a big buy into the time commitment But just start it and if you got to split it up We did the same thing we were like well We'll get it going and if we want to like take up, split it up. We did the same thing. We were like, oh, we'll get it going. And if we want to like take a break in between and do something else and watch the rest later,

but we just watched all the way through. Yeah. Oh, it's good. That's, that bridge scene, man. I think it's like the most, the bridge scene's crazy. I think it's the most expensive movie made in India. I kept thinking that. It was like $72 million.

This movie's gotta be so expensive. Also, the stunt work in that movie is phenomenal. It's crazy. I just kept thinking so many times. Like, there are actual human beings doing these stunts somehow. The dancing! And the dancing! It was very good.

Great movie. I thought of another example of not finishing something. My sister, when she read the Hunger Games books, yeah, there's three. Hunger Games and then two others. Here's Catching Fire. Yeah. Anyway, she read the first one and then read the third one. By accident? Yeah.

And then didn't realize till she was like finished the third book and was like, that was confusing and not that great. Which it isn't. But I did that recently. I think I was trying to watch. I was trying to watch like a newish Godzilla film. And then it felt like in the middle of the story. And I was like, is this a sequel to something?

And I guess I was supposed to watch Kong skull eyelash. Oh. Which is like the previous. And I didn't realize that with Godzilla, King of Monsters, what you have to watch. Well, so King Kong in King of Monsters comes from skull island. There's a story.

It felt very much like he just jumped into something I didn't understand. I was like, I looked it up, I was like, I can't watch this yet. I need to watch a different movie. Is this Peter Jackson? The Peter Jackson King Kong. That was just King Kong. Okay. It's crazy that they did that because none of those movies are good But like they're all predicated on like you having to watch them and that's like It's a way to do like a franchise of bad movies is like fucking awesome. The first one is Godzilla Godzilla 2014.

Yes. And then it's Kong, then it's Godzilla, then it's, I think there's another movie, there's another Godzilla movie isn't there? I never saw the other one. Then there's Kong Skull Island and then there's King of Monsters. But then there was another Godzilla. I think so. It was like 2021. I never saw that one.

But that's also part of it. And Godzilla King of Monsters was also the name. It's just spelled racquet or racquet. Yeah, Sarah Q and the King Kong. I think King of Monsters was the name of the original 1950s Godzilla was released in the US under that name. So there's actually two movies called Godzilla.

You make sure you talk about the 2020 or 2021 version. Yeah, not to be confused with Godzilla or Godzilla. Or the Matthew Broderick Godzilla. Oh my God. Zilla, which I tried to watch that recently. I don't want my other Godzilla. There's a Matthew Broderick Godzilla. Yeah, that's the 2001.

Yeah, it was like Roller. There was a song that went. Heroes that song with the cover by what's his name? I know that song. The wall flowers. Well, you know the cover of the real song. Yeah, because the. So that's just that was a cover of the.

But that's that movie Godzilla from the 90s. The god deliverer. That's it. So it was King of monsters. I think Godzilla versus Kong is the more recent one. Yeah, but he's called is the 20th one. But try watching the Godzilla from the 90s with Matthew Broderick.

It's a terrible film. Well, then I don't want you to watch it. Couldn't find a single line that sounded like it was actually the sound used on set. It's like the entire movie was ADR. And then I realized it's probably because every single scene in that movie is raining. Oh wow.

That must have been the most miserable film to shoot. Why would they do that? In the post-presentation. Everyone is soaking wet. No matter where they are in the world, everyone's just getting drenched in the entire movie. Why would they do that? That's an awful thing. It's not like the premise predicates it.

It's not like the Titanic. Well, they were wet the whole time. You know, it's like, God, mmm,zilla. God,zilla. Maybe I try to watch all the Godzilla movies. It's probably only like 25. If anyone needs a palette cleanser for just anything,

I think it's out now. Marcel the Shell with shoes on is a new movie. I don't know how many theaters is playing in, but it is the most pure, wonderful, adorable, feel-good movie. I mean, there's also some strong emotions involved in it as well. I don't spoil anything,

but it is just like the sweetest movie. Well, that's a YouTube thing. It was. 10 years ago. And it's the exact same voice, it's the same character and everything like that. And they make references actually to those earlier videos. It's an hour and a half.

You could watch Marcel the show with the shoes on twice. Or you could watch our horror. Just putting that out there. I love that movie. It's so awesome. I finally, now that it's finally available to rent, I finally watched everything everywhere all at once. Because it finally came out of my shoulder.

Oh my god, yes. You had seen it before. No. You had seen it? I thought you were the one that told me to go see it. I said the trailer, look cool. I'd seen it. I think a couple of people here had seen it probably.

I mean, you can't see that movie at not tell people to go see it. Yeah. Because it's amazing. Finally, I've been waiting. It's a live fifth. Was the day was finally going to be available to stream. And I was finally able to. Which I because it's amazing. Finally, I've been waiting, July 5th was the day it was finally gonna be available to stream and I was finally able to turn it to,

which I think is, it was excellent. Yeah. Like, finally like, somewhat of a refreshing movie that's different than all the same stuff you get to see over and over. That's, I think that's why I loved our, our, our, our, honestly. It's like something out of the, that's different. Something that's out of the ordinary.

It's not like, like, same old things over and over. I did. I was like, I noticed it happened fast, I gotta be red, like, I don't blink. I think I counted it as like seven frames. So I double-take, and I was like, because I'd seen you post that, that, oh, this clip is one second.

I had no idea, I hadn't heard of the movie at that point. You just posted about some movie that you had a thing in and I was like, wait, was that the thing that Gavin posted of? Yep. And I was like, everything everywhere all at once. Yeah, I didn't actually know it was in that film because they licensed it under, like movie companies, they made it under like funny name title companies. Yeah, or they changed.

Or they changed. Or they changed. Or they recognized it. Yeah, and they licensed it. And I was like, oh yeah, they. Yeah. And they like, I traced it back and I was like, oh yeah, they licensed this. So when did you actually figure out it was in that film? When people tweeted me that it was in the trailer. Oh shit.

But the trailer came out before they licensed it. So I was like, I guess they were glad that I was like, yeah, it's okay. Because it was already in the trailer. I mean, if you said no, what would they have done? I don't know. I wouldn't have said no. Yeah.

It's pretty. You can't let them know that. But you know, not now they know. They listen to this podcast. I'm proud to have seven frames in that film. That film is amazing. I think also, like, now working in production for a few years, I think I have a new appreciation for things like setups and costume changes.

And there are so many shots in that movie that are like a split second of a whole look or a whole scene that they just have like a second shot of. And I'm like, oh my God, they must have spent so much time changing people over setting this thing up just for literally a second. I think I read that only nine people worked on the visual effects in that movie.

Two of which were the directors. That's wild. That's wild. That is wild. And they learned how to do it from YouTube videos. What? That is modern filmmaking right there. The YouTube thing is the least surprising. Yeah, you could use YouTube to learn almost anything

these days. It's a plethora of education. Yeah, I do that a lot. Like if you see an effect or something that happened in one of my videos that hasn't been in it before, you can guarantee that behind Final Cut was a YouTube video. Showing you how to do it. All the time. All right, well, we should probably go ahead and wrap up. Thanks everybody

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