Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris Got Spunk'd in School - #647

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

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You just, that's illegal. That was, that was great. Thank you for doing that. I thought that's, oh, I thought you said Eric, do the RTTV or that I, I've been in my car for a long time. Hey guys, welcome to the RTTV or that I got to do the express and the end right at the top. I heard something. I've been in my car for a long time. Hey guys welcome to the RTFog guest. Sponsored by Express. I'm Barbara. Where's it going to go? I don't know who's gonna go to Chris. I'm Eric. We're already off the rails. I'm playing. So explain why you were in your car for a long time. Wait, wait, wait, someone's got to say that there's somebody's twice. And Eric, thank you so much.

So in order to come and do these productions, we have a COVID testing with a company that we work with. And in order to be let on set, you have to have a negative test result. So I sat in my car for half an hour as I waited for my test result. Now this is not me saying, can you believe this? It's good because we had to wait for a test result. So that way I was negative and everything came back clear and everything's safe.

But I also just sat in my car and was on my phone going like, okay, stab is producing this right now. So thank you, stab. I'm like, stab, do you have everything you need? Brian, can you say this a step? Oh, Christian, do you need this? It was just on my phone for half an hour doing work. But I was listening to Big Pun.

So if everything worked out. I was ahead and known you were in your car. I would have gone in like knocked and waved. You locked it. Looks like when an owner leaves their dog or their child in their car while they're shopping for something, you're just kind of like trapped in there. I was just kind of hanging out.

I was just on my phone and doing work and waiting and wishing and hoping for a negative result. I'm fully vaccinated for a long time now. So I knew it was coming back negative. However, you can't just be on, you can't just come in. And it's, here's the thing. It's a thing where it's frustrating because you're like, but let me just do it.

But we can't because it doesn't, that's not how this works. We got guidelines, we got, we got, we got the person, we got to follow. To the safe. Not the hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on, go ahead. The purpose, not the perfect, great job.

Defeat the perfect, Chris has done three podcasts today. This is the podcast. I did too. Wait, no. Okay, all right, I did, all right, I did one. What was the other one? Good morning from hell. Thanks for your fair, child.

This. That's two. What's the third? How are you here if you're producing the show? He said I did two. This is the second one. I did two, oh, oh. Oh, I thought you meant I did as well.

Because I said he did three podcasts today. He said I did two. Oh, and I went. Man, did as well. Because I said he did three podcasts today. He said, I did. Oh, man, I'm like, where's the miscommunication here? I like, did I say the wrong number? No, I did dose. Oh, God. Eric's bringing that big gas leak energy on the podcast today.

I think not. No, gas leak. Oh, gas leak. It's just monoxide. You ever just suck it off that. Your tailpipe for about half an hour? Yeah, it's quite an oxide. When they told me you were waiting to get your test results,

I thought that meant you were like sitting outside the door of stage five just like waiting. Oh, it's like 90 degrees out. That would have been awesome. Oh, I did just keep using my card to get in. It just kind of kept beeping. And I'm like, let me in. Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary. Yeah, so I'm here. I've been here for three years now. I had my anniversary the other day working here at the company. Mm-hmm. Hang on, Blake's gonna figure it out. Oh, no, that's so long and it feels like not very long. I want to be once because the whole first year,

I made a commitment to not be on camera so that way I could do my job. But it's not like you didn't exist before you got on camera. You know what? It's not like I was like, who's that fucking strange guy that suddenly showed up on camera? I've seen people talk with their mouth full of food. I don't think I've ever seen, and I work with Michael, and I don't think I've ever seen a mouthful of drink.

It's also foamy drink. Oh my god. That was wild. How did you swallow it? Why did you take a sip? I thought it was cool. And decided to talk. Because I wanted to get my word in.

We're a fast-talking group, and if I don't talk the whole time and someone's gonna come in and steal you guys are not proving your point. You're kidded out, bud. Here black box down head to toe here, huh? Oh, you got the mug too. Yeah. As wild as chill out, dude. I was gonna wear that good morning from Hellsher, but I couldn't find it. He was in the dirty laundry, I think. I was gonna say welcome to the RT podcast, which this week is just me and three dudes

and black t-shirts. Welcome. Welcome to the wacky millennial video company, where we're now reached our thirties and we just kind of settled into what we thought was cool at 14. I was having a discussion with somebody because there were a stupid hat to,

we played socially distance baseball, which is also just baseball. And I wore a goofy hat. Hey, why didn't you invite me to baseball? Because you don't, no. So we, I was wearing a stupid hat. I'll get into it like that. But I like my hat, but it doesn't look good

and someone call, I was you that called out. That's not a very funny hat or whatever. I did not say that. You like, I said, that's what he heard. You, you, you crazy hat. That's what he heard. I really it. That's what he heard. That's what he heard. I really heard.

Yeah, no. So I interpreted that as their case, my hat. Uh-huh. But then I turned to our friend, Andrew, and I said, I'm at the point now in my life where if something doesn't look good, but it's functional, then I fucking love it, and I don't care what it looks like. 30. Yeah, that's pretty great.

That's what it starts. He looked like he was going to hunt raptors in Jurassic Park. Yeah. Playing? Yeah. Wait. What kind of hat is this that we're talking about? Is it one of those like a like tan colored kind of like a bit of a brim?

It was green but that. And then you can you can button it up and it goes. You were that to play baseball? Yeah. You know they have baseball hat. Yeah, but I like this hat because it covers my neck. I think Eric's, I, I wasn't there because I wasn't invited, but you sure weren't, I wouldn't have agreed with Eric.

What can you do when you're right, you're right. But I think you looked great. You weren't there. But you know, no, actually Barbara was invited though. Wait, why was I invited to baseball? Wait, did you actually invite it? No, it's just like, oh, it's just a random story. Did you get invited to baseball? No, I invite I feel better. I don't know if I would go. I invited

a play. No, I would play. I used to play baseball. Yeah. Yeah, I did too. Hang on. That was not sure. How many how many bases are there? Chris? The four bases. I played baseball. Uh-huh. I played baseball and I played T-Ball. I played T-Ball until I was five. And then I played baseball for a year and a half. What positioned you for? For five to six and a half.

No, no, from like when I was like eight to nine and a half. I decided not to finish. That'll translate. I retired. We play baseball on the weekends. It's a good time. It's it's hot offenses and just hanging out and stuff. Yeah. Not bad.

It is. It's very good. It is. Every time I love it. I love it. And then it's just hitting dingers and just getting together or whatever. How many people?

I mean, it takes nine to have a full team. We don't want to play like a game. It's a very small group. More of like a, like, most of the small group. I hope it's a small group. It is. Yeah. It's very small in a group. Yeah. It's more of a thing like the most of the Big Hitter by hope it's a small group. Yeah, it's very small in a group. Yeah It's more a thing like when you're a kid and you put like sports, uh-huh It was always really competitive. Yeah, that's why I quit and that's me too

It was the thing where it's like why don't I keep doing this? It's Too much and like you have to get better and you have to get better It's too stressful now. It's just like we'll put the shit in the back of the car Here's the bucket of balls We'll just lob them and see if we can hit it out of the, you know, the little league park in like crush. So you guys are like, divvy up to teams or anything like that. No, no, there's not enough. It is a picture of a batter and like three to five out of yeah, yeah, depending on who shows out of the others. Depending on who shows up, we have a bunch of outfielders. It's, it's good.

And it's also like we're never near each other. So we're super far apart. So it's like the ideal like COVID, you know, sport. Chris, what sports do you do and I want to take up together? Do you want to do um, swim team? Gonna do this with Holly? All yours. I would like to do swim team.

We and our are doing swim team. You know what, that's gonna be, we're gonna go hang out in a pool. I imagine Chris and swim apart from each other, not talking to each other because swimming is the most social sport as you know. Chris strikes me as the type of guy that shows up and he swims and he always has glasses on.

Even if it's not like he's doing laps, he's just in the shallow one and he's got goggles, goggles. And he's just got goggles on the entire time. And then sometimes like you're talking to him and then he'll sink under the water and be like. See looking at me like under the water like what is he doing? You know, you're so that kid.

I'm not that kid. I did not I don't I only swim. This would be the exception of swim team. I only go to the pool when I want to like hang out and drink and relax. I don't swim laps. I will and swim team. You remember what you weren't on the team where you were on the team though when you played kickball. Yeah our team sucked. Did you ever hear about that? I didn't do that. I didn't do the

kickball team. We did a league like team sport in Barbara loved it. We I don't know why kickball was the chosen sport because none of us had ever played it really before. Do you call it soccer baseball? I didn't can at a soccer baseball. That's the weird thing. That was a big thing. Yeah, we're not crazy. Well, because it's soccer baseball.

No, it's. What? It's behind the camera is going. What? It's baseball. It's soccer ball. Well, that makes sense now that you say it and I think about it, but. I guess a lot of words.

Guys, volleyball is not volleyball. It's soccer ball tennis ball guys. There's got to be a punch up we can do on that one. No, no, no, no, it's soccer ball tennis ball. Soccer ball tennis ball. I like it. I like it. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I like it. things and that's I think it was like the Austin sports club or something Austin something league Yeah, I remember I fucked up I they gave a shirt And I remember I like did that thing where I cut off the sleeves Yeah, I also went down sick and it was just like it was basically like by the end of the the season was just like this wide around So it was just like fucking nipple city. We do on exactly So it was just like fucking nipple city. It's fucking hot. We won exactly. It was nipple city.

Exactly one game because the other team didn't show up. The problem. Fuck it. We won by default. It was our only game we won. The promise of that was that you would meet other people and you would socialize. And then like, you know, I was single at the time. So I was like, really, you know, what did we do other teams?

And we just fucking hated the other teams and they fucking hated us. And it was just, you know, it's competitive, as we were talking about before, like nobody, it's not fun. Yeah. Competitiveness is like, you know, after the game, you're not like, hey, you guys want to go get a drink? Like everyone's like, no, leaving. The, I did the most athletic you thing I've ever done

in my life was done on that soccer ball, baseball, whatever it was called, a field. A ball was flying towards me and I reached up. I think it was like on second base or something. It was called, a field. A ball was flying towards me, and I reached up, I think it was like on second base or something, just flying right towards me, and I reached up to grab it, and I caught it, but it had such a momentum that it pulled me back, and I did a back flip. I've never done a back flip in my life,

and I did a back flip, and I caught it, and I still had it when I landed, and everyone was like, yeah! I was like, I played it off, like I fucking didn't do it, and I just like tossed the ball back in the bowl. And they cut to each of us actually, I guess, kicking, I was gonna say batting, but with your foot, that ball,

fucking hurt is deceivingly big and heavy. Like it's that big, the red bouncy ball, but it's like bigger than a soccer ball. So I guess it's technically not soccer ball. We are playing with a big one then. Interesting. And like I don't know how anybody kick that thing with any sort of movement because the second that thing

touched my foot, my foot just like, it's still stopped. It was like, sometimes I'll like lay down with a way to blink it, and I'll have my feet out like that. And it's like having this constant pressure on it strains these muscles. Yeah. And just one kick was like an hour under a weighted blanket. I mean, you're, I'm guessing you should be kicking with the inside of your foot,

kind of like a soccer ball. I don't know. I'm I think I'll do. I looked weights. That's it. Didn't like Ashley Shoemaker break her foot or someone on our team broke their foot. I think we should make her. I think didn't Brandon break his nose or something like.

Boy, that sounds like a Brandon thing, doesn't it? Yes, man, that really sounds like somebody broke their foot and then Brandon broke their nose at soccer baseball. Kick fall. Someone said, someone in chat said, volleyball is just dry water polo. But isn't, isn't there just normal polo? Polo's the horse sport. Is it not in a question sport?

I like something to describe. You're right. I just like the sound of horse sport. It's a horse sport. But Polo is a game, right? Yes. They're not talking about Marco Polo. No.

They're definitely not talking about Marco Polo. Because the Polo is a man. It's also a game, though. Water Polo is not the same as Marco Polo. No, that's true. Even though Marco Polo is played in the water. I think water polo is more like lacrosse. Yeah, aren't you like going through the water with the ball?

Yeah, it's like soccer, but it's with your hands. So it's like lacrosse, but without the stick. If I had that that valley ball, you don't cross sides. If I had to invent the most exhausting horrible sport, I think it would be water polo. Like, I think yeah, yeah, just like that's like cardio for soccer. Right. Water polo. Water. I don't know how to play water polo. Like I think yeah, yeah, just like that's like cardio for soccer. I know how to play water polo. It's soccer within the water. You hold the ball. So like

you're holding the ball and trying to throw it in this goal and everything. But you're swimming the whole time. Yeah, you're so you're having to stay up like you're not soccer not baseball. It's it's yes, it's very similar to soccer. It's not volleyball. Gotcha. No floaties. There's no like middle net like that. I think it's just like two and, yeah, goals. I don't know. Trying to run in water is the worst. You wouldn't be swimming.

That's what our swim team is for. Yeah. We're going to get. Yeah. Getting really good at running in the water. If I played Water Polo, I would get charged for like holding if that's a thing, because I would just grab the ball just to float for a bit for some reprieve because the idea of just constantly kicking my legs

Oh wait you have to do it in the deep end? Yeah you're swimming the whole time. What if you're not waiting through the challenge? Wait do you think you're walking? Yeah that's why I was like that's why you said running in the water is hard. Oh no you're swimming but a lot of things in the water. It's not exhausting. It's's why none of us do it. And I'll stick to hitting fingers and drinking beer. That's right. Me and Barb. This episode of the Rister Teeth Podcast is brought to you by purple. Going out in public and dealing with the discomforts of the outside world seems like a thing of the past, but it looks like we're slowly returning to that. You ever spoken to someone with food in their teeth internally debating on whether you should tell them or not? If you're not ready for the return to that kind of uncomfortability, purple mattress has you covered.

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Hey nice reference. I did it. I did it. Good team. Do you want to talk about that? We did last week a little bit. But now there's more people. Yeah, we started a thing. It's got to be for us. It's got to be for us. Yeah, we're basically me, Chris, Blaine, Gus, John, and of course our wonderful post-team

Cameron and Neil are essentially rebranding RT Core because RT Core was never really our official name. It was kind of just used because calling us Ruchitith and the company Ruchitith was confusing. So we had to kind of nickname ourselves. So we're going to be making content. It's still going to be on Ruchit's channel and the Ruchit site. But we're also going to be doing some stuff

on our own platforms. We have all the social handles for squatting for us. We're going to be putting up some fun skits. Please follow us. Some other fun things on those channels. Yeah, so if you like the RT podcast or any of our other podcasts, Black Box Sound, good morning from Hal. That's all us still. Yeah, I think there was some confusion with like where things are going to live, essentially just think of Rooster Teeth as a hub channel for all the brands that work for Rooster Teeth, Achievement Hunter, Fun House, Animation, all that stuff, and now Squat Team Force. And that stuff lives under there, and nothing else is really changing, so it's not too drastic. Except for we might just have cool merchandise, which is nice. I like the idea of Squat Team Force,

because we can understand that. They're way you can undercut that even more. G-I-J-O. Whis GI Joe desperate huh whisper it even more oh sorry I'm watch us here check this out guys squad team force merch incoming boom let's fucking do it get hype you love that logo put it on a shirt put it on a hat let's get nuts all right now you're turn ready three two one hey you're a good hype man. You gotta just you gotta hit it. You gotta hit it like that ball at baseball He always had baseball. You know When we played hardcore mini golf, I don't think I've ever hated a person more than I hated you when we were playing hardcore mini You're gonna win bud. Oh, you're talking about me or no, no Chris. Yeah, good. I loved I loved our dynamic

Can't believe you did that, Chris. And you were actually good with the keyboard and I was getting kind of nervous. Eric, when I was in the finals with Gavin and Eric, like, I'm like, he was right now, it's making me nervous. When he was yelling at me and he was just like, hit the fucking ball!

I wanted you to hit the ball. I wanted to get out of there, man, it was late. Dude, I was tired, I was sleepy. I was having a meltdown. Maybe sleepy, maybe sleepy. Actually, you poured, I was tired, sleepy. I was having a meltdown. Baby seat beef. Baby seat beef. Actually, you poured, I don't know if it made the cut, you took one of my baby oils and squirted it in my face.

It wasn't meant to be in your face. That was not me. I just want everyone to be clear. That was Chris and I. Too many for content like this and more. Squad team. See, there you go. There you at Barbara. Fuck yeah. We should, I mean, we should do a baby oil thing.

I don't know what that means. I'm afraid that Blaine's gonna, he got really mad at me about the baby oil I squirted in the face is I couldn't see he was like I'm blind I can't see I was all in your eyes. I got a daredevil my way since golf course I think Gavin just fucking laughed me bro. Yeah, he annihilated you. I miss productions like that. That was it. Why do we had one like a week ago? Oh, I still miss those productions.

A week ago, can we talk about that? Yeah, who gives a shit? Yeah, what are they gonna do? Fire us? Come on, just a red light. You can do whatever you want. Goes on your forehead. You can do whatever you want.

They're gonna give us COVID. I'm trying to think of something like on par with being fired or worse. Well, here's what happened. We had a shoot that Chris wrote and directed and it was a few days and it was a couple of weeks ago and I'm really excited for it to come out. Was it a few days? We only filmed the whole thing over,

I'm not gonna say many days because it was gonna seem like a lot. What are they called days though? It was nights, it was an overnight. I asked Jessica if we could shoot day for night and she said no and I thought that was a good idea. It was a good idea Yeah, no no no a 8 p.m. Call time till 8 a.m. in the morning is ideal production time. That's the peak creative hour Eric It's horror thing. I'm so neat speed night. Oh, you're giving way too much information. No, don't listen.

I have to keep going. It's spooky. Whoa. Whoa. It's actually like a scene of horror. I mean, it's it's a I you know, I don't like the word horror because it sounds like horror. Yeah. You just said the same word twice.

No, I said horror and horror. Horror and horror. Oh, I don't do a show. Yeah, I do. It sounded like he said the same thing. Yeah, I agree with you. It's like he said the same thing. Yeah, it was. E. It was a fun shoot.

We were all there. It was crazy. Eric, I think, had the best time. I think Eric. I was there. I was there. Eric, well, I don't even talk too much about it because we're talking about some of the people don't know.

Anyway, Eric hosted it. I thought Eric was a fantastic host. Well, thank you very much. I thought you were Yeah, I was so happy. I don't like like Complementing Eric I agree Yeah, that's something we should that's something we should be careful because I feel like he doesn't need more of it It's true in general, but yeah, I texted you right after and it's like dude you killed it It was fun. It was definitely I got to play a character and that's always fun and I told Chris when I got there he's like, all right, let's find like we were like finding the voice of the character when we got there. He's like, what if it's like this? And I said,

what if it's like this? And we kind of went back and forth and then we found what it was. And we kept it the whole time. You have three voices actually because in between taking when you're practicing your lines, you're going, yeah, absolutely. You're going, the mother fucker! I was a mother fucker! And I was expecting him to do that when we started rolling and then he would do a different voice. Well, the thing is, I think you can be a character. If you're a host, I think you can be a character

that's like getting the point across, but then you do kind of character work and then you sort of get the point across. Nice. And then eventually, people get tired of that character. So you have to make sure that it's not up here. It's heirish. Yeah.

Because if I was going, I'm not a fuck a woman. Let us show. Let's get a fucking show on the road for six episodes or whatever. It would have been like, whoa, boy, I don't know if I can do this. Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard that voice.

Yeah. I mean, we were doing, I was doing it on set the whole time. I don't know if Chris remembers anything that I've been on. No, definitely not. That's the most. It's the most sleep deprived I've ever seen. It was all first and not just Chris.

It was all first. It was awesome. Can you hear me, beer? Sure. Which one you want? Any of them. You can do a bit. Who do ranger, do you see Hayes IPA? We're not a bit. Food oranger, GCA's IPA.

We're not even sponsored. I'm trying to get free stuff. We have free beer. That's what I was doing. Good when I asked for the beer. We're smart. We're genius. It's actually brought beer because I didn't know if there would be here because of my first podcast back in person.

I didn't know if they're oh, you brought beer. Yeah, it is in my car. Oh, because I was like, if there's free beer. I don't want to use my beer Right, we haven't been able to use the studios beard in a year Drink all the beer that they have here So you get you guys oh wait, we talk about something Well if you insist what I want to know I want to know I don't have beef I want to know your beef is From the ice pop from the ice pop Iless. From the ice pockless?

I told Eric this is baseball. Oh, yeah. Don't worry. All right. So ice pock lips happens. You want to give people context for that in case. So Texas should. It's pants.

Basically our power grid just went on the fritz when we got hit by a pretty severe winter storm. Yes, I know that the state that you're from gets colder every year. I don't give a fuck. Thank you. That's this. God, I love, I love that you said that, Blaine. I love that. That's the energy that I want out of you more often. Like, where's that? That's perfect. You got it. So, yeah, we got hit by, like, I don't know, 20 something. It was like negative freezing temperatures, freezing temperatures. So far it goes off. No, not at all. And our people are not built for it. Yeah. Our infrastructure grid is, uh, is, it's own grid. And it's not, and also real estate here is designed to

let heat out. Yes. To keep cold. Yeah. From coming in, you know, to keep heat in. Yeah. Not to keep heat in. So I went like over 72 hours without power. I know that Chris did too. We all were in varying degrees of just like disarray and fuck it, Ness. Once things started settling down, Chris and I had turned off our water and our respective properties. So then I was like, hey, I'm gonna go over to your place.

I'm gonna help you get your water back on and then you can come over to my place and you can do the same thing with me. I love that I get to hear about this again. This rules. How far do I go? You go all the blame. You go, you go to baseball just to talk about me. Yeah, I mean we've been, we do, we do.

But where do we do? Does he just vent about me? No, no, no, not about you. You're hardly brought up, honestly. You're forgotten. That's fine being forgotten, except for the invite. Well, this was a real thing. We're blank kept telling us and we just it was just a bunch of guys standing around going.

No fucking way. Are you serious? What? Yeah. No, then tell me. I'm gonna know. Go go all the way, but no, pretend I'm not there. Present your plan. baseball guys, you wouldn't believe the fucking shit that Chris. Playing tell me. Oh, so I go over to help Chris out It's fucking water back on that guy's an idiot fucking idiot. No, it's okay No, I mean it was just a no talent like you did one thing that I'm not sure if I'm even able to bring up because it's like a weird Okay, yeah, maybe legal thing with and able to bring up because it's like a weird, like maybe legal thing with regards to property and stuff.

Okay, well don't bring that part up. Okay, got it, got it, got it, won't. I don't know. The closest approximation I can give is when you are helping your dad out, you're a little boy, and your dad needs you to help tile a floor or a paint a wall, right? And you're like, hey son, come help me,

you know, do the, and he's like walking you through the steps and you're like, hey son, come help me, you know, do the, and he's like walking through the steps and you're like, okay dad, and like, you're not good at it, you're fucking it up. And the dad can't get mad, but he wants to, we can't get mad because he's only there to help. He's your son, he's there to help. And that's why I felt like your dad, Chris, and you were just kind of like, is that I do the right?

And you're like, you're doing great, son. Why don't you just help him? I, Chris, okay, so Chris comes into my house. I'm not even going to mention all the shit that happens at Chris's house. Nothing happened in my house. What? Nothing happened at my house. Oh, hold on, let me, come again.

Are, huh? So anyway, so Chris comes or, and I had like a system planned out where like my, my buddy from behind me is from Flint, Michigan. so he deals with like water and freezing stuff all the time So he was like walking me through all the steps and he's like, yeah, you gotta like slowly open these things You gotta like drizzle out water. It's a very slow process and stuff like that. I'm like, okay So I was like all right Chris. We're gonna go around the house starting from this bathroom working up to this sink And we're gonna you know slowly open and Chris is just going out that is not true at all to this sink and we're gonna, you know, slowly open. And Chris is just going around.

That is not true at all. That is not true at all. And then like, I can just like feel the ice in my pipes, just like, oh, fuck. No, that is not true at all. And then I was gonna, I was gonna wait, there was one where he said, I was gonna wait to turn on my houses

on the exterior of the house, because that was the different thing. That's the only one. So then I go back and it's on full blast and he's just like, water's good here. And I was like, I didn't know you did. It was just the one. That was the only one that I did

without you telling me to turn it on. I didn't trust him to turn the crank back on because I knew he was just gonna go, but not having no idea. I just needed to go like, Well, we're gonna let you decide at home, guys. Let's roll the tape. Yeah.

And then the last one was like, we just settled down. Chris and I made it out pretty unscathed. Not any significant damage or anything like that. I'm like, hey Chris. Until this moment right now. Come join me in my garage. Let's get a drink and just kind of hang out for a bit. So I got a fridge out there that's filled with Topo Chico.

I got rid of the bottle. And I opened one up on this little bottle opener I have. And Chris goes up to it. He was like, yeah, what a hard day. Cracks it open, breaks the neck off the bottle. And he was just like, God, dammit Chris. And I was like, I'll just drink that one. He's like, no, it's got glass in it.

And I was like, you're right, get a new toe but you should go bottle. So I thought, my fault, your bottle, you don't go up and you just go, chip. Oh no, glass. The way Blaine described it here is how he was describing it at baseball, but I had to keep going like,

and then what, and then what, and then what, because I knew there was more that he was, he was just like, I only want to vent a little bit, and I just went, I want to drink this like a slurpee. Keep giving it to me. I want to just more. And I have to, Chris's very upset with me now I have to mention you're still one of my closest and best friends

And you were there helping me and I appreciate the help and it was so great. It was just very it was the very in character Chris Yeah, I've been and and I will take these memories with me forever I think Chris has been through a lot the last couple months. We should all give him some time to recuperate I thought you wanted it to give us a run of applause. I know the same thing I was like. We should all give him a round of applause. Great job, Chris. Hey, crew, can you guys give a request

around the applause? I'm clapping. I want to be fighting baseball. Hey, you're not clapping in there. No, Nicholas Clapped. I can see it. Shane didn't, though. Chris, one time somebody.

Thank you. There we go. There we go, bro. And thank you time somebody... Thank you, bro. There we go, there we go, bro. And thank you, Brian. Thank you. Thank you. And Mike, we're doing this down the fact that one time, I don't remember who it was.

Somebody described Chris as a guy who would go to a water park and show up and then go, oh, shit, I forgot my bathing suit. It might have been my wife. I don't remember. I think it was. I think it was. I think that was Barbara.

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It's just a cowboy hat. Yeah, because it was the last thing you wore. It was the last thing I filmed on the podcast. Set was that podcast like March 23rd or something where I wore the cowboy hat. And had the best post show ever. Oh, that's right. It would have been great if you didn't touch your hair

at all since then. And you just took off the hat. it was just a song made of hair. Yeah, cool. That's kind of what, yeah. This just blamed him that, Chris. A moment today, Eric, that I think you would enjoy hearing about. We were filming some stuff and we were using John's phone to film and Chris was the one holding the phone.

Uh-huh. And at one point, he just puts the phone down. I set it down on the ground. On the ground. On the ground. And then walks away and is like doing something I'm a tangling a rope John goes is that my phone? John's like I guess I'll take my phone was it still filming no

No, I just Set it down it face down. Yeah, that was my bad. That was my bad. It was a different type of phone. What? I mean, it was on an iPhone. I know. So I said that upside down. That's my excuse.

I was entangling the rope. He did a lot of things. He's doing that. There's a there's a mega 64 thing that showed up on a version three documentary where Garrett Hunter just filmed behind the scene stuff. I like how you pointed at me to say Garrett Hunter. Garrett Hunter.

It's filmed stuff for version three and it's called Visions of an Auteur and it is all of his behind the scene stuff where he, I think it's on YouTube, you should definitely watch it. It's great, mega 64 behind the scenes thing. Where Garrett films upside down, there's one part where he goes to his truck.

So he just sets down the camera in the middle of takes and it's just filming the ground. He takes it into the bathroom and he just films himself taking a piss. There's a thing where he goes into a back alley and he's filming a piece of wood that somebody's graffitied over and he just goes, tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt got to know each other. Yep. Because him and Garrett lived together. I was dating Garrett for a little bit.

So whenever I would visit San Diego, I just get to hang out with Eric and the other Barbara all week. That was right. That was your interview for the position. And so far so good. When you were just at baseball, we were listening to a really cool song

and had like some like dark synth wave kind of vibes to it. And he was like, this is what music at baseball? Oh yeah. We bring a beauty book. I have a blue box. It's so fucking cool. We listen to Yacht Rock mostly. Yeah, but we're bringing it.

We're bringing it. The weather's music. Your underwater doesn't matter. So anyways, I never wanna speak her. But you're just like, this is what it's like hanging out with Garrett is listening to this kind of music all the time. And he also has a coffin in his house. Yes, it was like bow house.

And then you go, it's this, but also there's a coffin in the living room and you wanna go get a drink of water but you have to walk by the coffin and you have been go get a drink of water, but you have to walk by the coffin and you have been Drinking or other things and then going Man, I gotta walk by the coffin and everything is a zombie everything in his house is a Zon's wait is there It wasn't a used coffin. Why does he have a coffin? Because it's Garrett because he's a man with dreadlocks

Where do you buy a coffin that's not oh? I'm sure he made it okay? It's Garrett is it like a wood box like the it's like it's like if you were to ask a child to draw a coffin where it's like that up and sort of and then the flat. So like a fancy coffin. Those are thousands at all. Right. Right. So he built this and then he put a mannequin in a Los Aluminados cosplay that he made. And it is here's like the kitchen door. And it's right here facing you as like you have to go through the kitchen door. And so you're just like, well, today's the day that someone's actually in there and I'm going to get grabbed.

It's an interesting place. Yeah. So if you were to break into this house, you've been like, oh, you, if you were to break into this house, you would leave immediately. Yeah. You would just go, nope, not this one. You would be very overwhelmed by the sheer amount of things would leave. Yeah. Immediately. Yeah, you would just go, nope, not this one. You would be very overwhelmed by the sheer amount of things. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would just go, wow, wall to wall, huh? Because it's also like there's a great deal of collecting done. Yes. Is it healthy? No. No, no, no, it's incredibly clean. He's a very clean man.

Okay. It's just a lot, he collects a lot of things. He does. Not anymore. He did a good job of going, I think I'm done with this and then being being done with it and then he shaved his head and then you got a foot nine to five Well, that would be crazy. Could you imagine that would oh my god? I have to wonder anybody who's had very long dreadlocks for as long as he has not the majority of your life But yeah third of his life definitely would that at some point

Pull the skin on the back of your scalp like permanently to the fact that it's like loose. So do you think if you shaved it, it would be like kind of like a dump dimpley kind of? I don't know. I'm not sure. Okay, here's the thing. Yeah, people in the chat mean no more. Oh, when you get old, your skin sacks

will get wrinkly, right? Okay. So it seems to reason that if you had hair that long, that clumped or like, you know, pulling that long for that, that. But it's not a constant pull. Well, but, but old people, then what, when you, what is a constant pull? I love when Chris uses phrases like, it seems to reason. No, what is, it's only, the only constant pull is gravity, which is, but old people, they're skin sags.

What's the difference between that and just the same length of hair? Because it's more concentrated and heavier. I don't know that it's heavier. I think it's heavier if you try to lift it, but I also think that hair is going to be the same weight. No, but it's pulling from one central force versus like every individual, like Barbara's hair, there's thousands of hairs all pulling individually. No, there's only like 12.

Yeah, only see about that. 12 big hairs. But if you were to collect them into like a bunch of braids and then and then make them longer, they would all be pulling kind of like towards a central. Well, as someone with long hair, one of the pieces of hair-cared vice people give is like, don't sleep with your hair into tight of a ponytail or don't put your hair up in like a constant pull

because it'll pull. Who sleeps with a ponytail? I do, I sleep with my hair on top of my head. Wow. Because if you sleep with your hair all down here and it's just like, it goes all in your face and it gets sweaty, it's uncomfortable.

You sleep with like a troll or something? I put my hair like this. Cute. I go like this and then I go, okay, okay, okay. So it's not like. Do it, do it now. You don't, you just bun it up on top.

Yeah, bun it up, yeah. Put it down, you don't throw it. You don't wear it. Like troll it up. You messed up. I don't like this one. I say troll like the. Get a good hairline, the troll doll.

You don't know, stop it, area.'re gonna get hairline. The troll doll? You don't know. Stop it, area. You're gonna get hairline. Stop it. Tell me about what the doctor says. But your hair. The doctor?

Did you say the doctor said to- I said some general hair care advice to someone with long hair. But yeah, no. If you pull your hair a certain way- Macroafro to answer your question, of course, is high-know This is just this is just you will probably experience some sitting Tell me what the doctor says Where's Jeremy? Man, I wish I could capture Eric's face when you said that Chris. Yes, man

Man, was it did you not say the doctor? No. I don't recall. It's been a long day, but I don't think I said the doctor. Is there doctor or a call any of the doctors? Is there a doctor in the chat? No, no, no. This is a dumb question.

Is there a hair doctor? No, first time for everything. There's different types of doctors that specialize in different types of body parts. Name three, andriologists, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, shhh, shhh, shhh. Okay. Hang on, you almost got it. You almost, you're so close. Tickle your tongue right there. Ready? Pediologist.

Children. Well, I don't know if that's the time for. I don't think pediologist. Did you see you? Yeah, yeah. I do. But that's not a part of your body. That's kid.

I know, I know. It's not a part of the body. The practice of pedi actress. But I don't think that the guard. Ma'am guard. Is that the bad guy in Mammogram? Stranger things? A mammogram.

Who's the one who does babies? Don't. Do not help him. It's not a, because they give mammograms. So I was like, man. Classic baby move mammograms. Do you know what a mammogram is? That's like a scan of your stomach.

Yeah. Uh-huh. Yep. How's it done? What do they do? They put the goo on it. I'm just gonna correct you now so you know just for mammogram. It's when you get your breasts for a cancer. Oh, okay. I think I, I think you get incorrectly in a good morning from hell episode recently. Oh, so it's a fresh summer. I was referring to a, what do you call it when you do a stomach thing of your baby sonogram.

Say, do it, got it. There you go. No, it's not. No, it's go. No, I'm one mammogram. And it's in the edit. You'll remember because there's mammary glands in the breast. He just committed that to memory. That's what that was. That was me remembering.

He could, um, memories. Memories. Memories. Is there, what I was getting at, is there a doctor of hair? I said dermatologist That's doctor skin I'm saying no, no, no, and this is I said this might be a dumb question and We gave you an answer and you're still fighting

And I'm saying is there a someone who was a just a doctor of the hair? I want to say that's a hairdresser It's Emily Jeff's girlfriend. There's anesthesiologist. Yes. Which that might fall under there. I know that those are people who put you to sleep. That is correct. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait. What's, no, what's an anesthesi? Oh, S. C's not so easy. I think it's not so easy. Not so easy. Dr. Blaine. But an esthetician isn't a medical profession. We're going to make a's the easy. That's the easy. Dr. Boyne. But when S-titian isn't a medical profession, we're gonna make a video with you two, naming all the different doctors

and medical field professionals that we're talking about. Just remember, your nose throat and people will go, okay, cool. E&T. Yep, that's fine. Hey, you keep talking about good morning from hell. Is there something you want to talk about for a good morning from hell that's coming up

in a couple of weeks? And now's the time where you say, yes, that's it. It is. We have a live event. It's called Live From Hell, an interactive Hex-Dravaganza. Oh, pun. Yep. I like it.

And it's part of our live event series, but it's at the, I think it's May 24th. Maybe May 26th. I think it's 28. It's the last May. It's the last Friday in May. Yeah. But we're doing a a game show Where you can win prizes if you show up and buy tickets and Chris is gonna be going through a lot of fun

Fun rewards wow if you if you lose if you miss an answer on the game show then you win if you don't if you get it right Then you also win anyway, and Blaine's gonna have to get in paint. You got me there. You got me there. Oh, my God. I'm playing a fucking holding on. It's not the punishment. And then we're also recording a live episode as well.

Yeah, and we might have guests. Yeah. It'll be live in studio. Which I think is always fun. So there's that. This Friday's the achievement hunter. I think they're called the Spring Olympics. It's the summer games in spring. Summer games in spring. So that'll be this Friday. The following Friday will be fun house. Things murder from the top rope.

That's the one. Then it'll be face jam. That'll be ghost kitchen. And I actually have a hoodie for that. I was going to wear it. It was two. Whoa. It's like 90 degrees out. Gimli. That's the first time you're seeing really good. Dude, I love that. The first time you're seeing this, you've never seen it before, you can't buy it yet. That's cool. Dude, I definitely thought those were cheese sticks underneath.

I didn't see the candle. I didn't see the candle part of it, but I thought I was cheese sticks. Thank you, Tony and Tobin, fucking crushing it on merch. So that'll be May 21st, and then the Hex Travaganza will be on the 28th. These are all part of our live event series

that we're doing in May, and you're like, Eric, you're plugging this to hard. No, I'm not because our guys are working so fucking hard. I can't stress how much stress it is to do these, but we're excited because we actually get to get, we get to come back in the studio, do stuff in the studio. You can buy tickets at this link. Bing! There's no link.

I nobody prepared that. Brian was sweating bullets. Oh, shit. You can go to RisterKeefe.com. You can find out where to buy tickets. If the tickets, and it'll be free, I know it's that if you go to at morning from hell on Twitter and Instagram, I retweeted it recently. There you go. Face Jam. F.A. Jam pods the same thing. You can buy tickets. It's free to watch on our TV, right? But you can buy tickets to be part of a virtual audience.

The virtual audience will be participating in polls and hanging out, talking more interaction and everything trivia. And no, not trivia. I mean, what is it? A game show. There you go. Yeah.

And trivia. They will be participating in the shows in a more interactive way than you will get on RTV. Plus, plus there will be a meet and greet afterwards of a virtual meet and greet that you'll be able to get a Q&A and a meet and greet if you buy a ticket for the show. I hope FaceShame is calling it meet and greet spelled M8 to not have me. We're gonna have meat. You can call it that. What?

You can have meat. We're gonna have meat. News to me. Bro, meat. I just thought of it. We're gonna have meat and ours. Big dogs got to eat. Why are we having meat? You can go to RTX event dot com slash spring dash event dash series back slash Thank you V2 blast and you can buy tickets Chris said we're gonna have meat as an idea

Was it an idea or is he confirming that that's a detail of our show? I think it's an idea because I made the joke because face shame food so I was like it's called a meat and I liked it I thought it was an amazing idea. Because I made the joke because FaceShame's food, so I was like, you should call it a meat and greet M.I.C. I liked it. I thought that was great. And then Chris goes, we should have meat. You can have the name, mean, greet, if you want. We're gonna have meat. All years.

Go nuts. We're gonna have meat. Change them all to mean, greet. So anyway, that's what's going on in May. And then RTX is in July. So there's a lot going on. So many things. Last RTX I was kind of bummed out, because I was like, I'm in a couple of panels, but I don't really

don't have a bunch of things that I'm participating in. Yeah. This upcoming one, I'm excited because I'm going to be in a lot of panels with things that I actually worked on. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. There's a Chris Uni working on a thing with a few other dudes,

and it's going to be really fun, and I'm very excited about it. I'm not. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. No, it's not the meat and Greek Chris It's something to do with the animation God damn So there's a lot going on a russure teeth over like the next couple of months

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This dog loves other dogs. Good boy. Good boy. And We're hanging out. You know the dogs are getting long having a good time some point notice Someone pooped on the stairs someone Yeah, who could have been? Now, are we interested in the first of our various owners and these questions? Well, there's two dogs, two owners.

Boggers, the bigger the dog. How many humans? Two. But I can't really say that. I was with the other human the whole time. So I don't think they could. I think they could. Okay.

At least not on the stairs. The, so but and so I was like, who, who could have been, you know, because this other dog hadn't been around other dogs. So dogs, you know, when they get nervous, they might. And also I was like, well, Buggler are always like, wines at the door. I don't think it was Buggler. Also, those poops are a little small for Buggler poop, but it could be his.

We were like, you know, it was like one of those things where we were like, I don't know, it could have been either one of them because they were small poops. Yeah. Keeps hitting that. Yeah, he does. Small poops.

The one detail. So, anyway, so we're like, let's solve. So I go to booger. Yeah. Because he also didn't look guilty. I guess I swim team talking. He didn't look guilty, Barbara. Yeah. You know, like normally, if he was to poop somewhere, he would feel't look guilty. I guess I swim team talking. What's like? He didn't look guilty, Barbara. Yeah.

You know, normally, if he was to poop somewhere, he would feel like a hide somewhere. Or do the thing where he's like. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I looked home and I go, Bugger, and I get down and I'm like, I'm like, did you better?

Did you do this? Because we're going to send this lab. And we're going to find out. Yeah. I was like, send it to the lab. Yeah, that's what I told him. What doctor is it? And him crumb and dog. No, my knowledge. Yeah, it's like, I was like, I was sent into the lab. Yeah, that's what I told him. What doctor is it? And then crumman, crumman knowledge. Yeah, it's one of those.

And I was like, and he knew I was talking to him. He knew I was talking about the poop on the stairs. Yeah. And he, and he was like, it was, he like, give me that look like one me. Yeah, he went, he put his little paws up in the air. So then they were like, you know what? We'll take him on a walk, see who poops.

Oh. So the other one who assumed it was Bugger who shat the stairs, or? They were like, they're like, we don't know. Okay. Because I would think the new dog would be nervous about having. And that was the thinking.

It could have been nerve plus the evidence of the smaller po poops and the small and and you know about that too. Smaller poops. Damn. So we came for a walk and I'm gonna store this one in the memory. Yeah. Walking for a bit and then the other dog sits down, starts to poop. And I go, I'm like, oh, and I go to Bougar, I get back, I'm like, Bougar, I know it was you, you being caught. We sins in the lab, it's back, it's you.

And now I couldn't really punish him, I couldn't like, you know, send him time out or anything because it was so, you know, so long ago, he would have been, he would have been so much. But I was letting him know, I know it was you. You know, he did? just want you to be one of my friends. But I was letting him know, I know it was you. You know, he did? He looked at the other dog and then went and pretended to shit.

I'm not a kid. He went and he just set and just squeezed like he was pooping. Nothing came out. Nothing came out. Dude, what is up with your dog? He pretended to poop because he was like was like I'm all getting framed for He was framing the other dog, right? He was trying he he pretended to poop and then looked up at me like see I mean is it possible that little or I'm assuming little dog pooped in the house and outside

Dogs could poop more than once in a day. No, that has pooped three times in one walk before and I've wanted to contact Guinness to see if I've wanted anything. The world record's a place. I don't think that that was in that little dog's like. Guddy works. Yeah, I don't think. Okay. The poop on the stairs, it was to say it was a big poop for the little dog, a small poop for booger. So there's no way that dog pooped again. Right. But Chris and this dog were made for each time. I feel like I'm yep. Here's the problem. Okay. Now here's the problem. It's last time. Here's the problem. There's the last poops. No, the last almost on the pop. I think it was the last time on the I told a overly long poop story. Yeah, I know they animated it

and they made it pink. It was a whole thing. Yeah. Not even that one. I'm talking about the the that had over New Year's. Or I told the story about the guy who confronted me about about the bags. With the bags. Yeah, that's right. That's right. What's the other?

Nah, mine. It doesn't matter. I'll look it up. Yeah, you shouldn't have that. There's too many to keep track of. Now I'm like, oh, I'm only gonna be the dog poop guy story. The dog poop guy. Well, what's your second story? It's not poop related if you insist but we cannot be sure until you tell us

Anyway, I was a There's this other dog that would like bark at it's a poop story. Yeah, it's not a poop story He's gonna change the name to baseball team over there on the couch fifty talk Anyway, Barb. So, so walk, booger, back and forth. There's this little little dog that always barks at the window every time someone goes past. Yeah. And occasionally, booger will, you know, partake.

He'll run up and bark back. Not all the time. Can't think of does. Yes. Yeah. One night, it must have been 11 o'clock at night. It was late. It was the last thing I was doing. I was like, take him out, go bathroom.

And Bouger ran up to go bark at this little dog that was barking at him. Uh-huh. Stan is ground. Well, went through the window. What? to go bark at this little dog that was barking at him. Uh-huh. Stand his ground. Well... Went through the window. What? What?

What? Like, broke the glass? Went through the window into the living room. Was it open? No. What the fuck? He went through the window. Is this for fucking real?

Wait, he- did he break- How did he get through? The glass? what the fuck dude and tell me about this holy shit you're done what and he shit but it was too small for him so what happened he went through the window and then I was like they were barking at each other and he was like in the living room of this lady. What the fuck? And then she came out and I was like,

I was, well, she knew her dog was barking a lot. Yeah. I had to make, I want to make sure she knew that I didn't go. I didn't, where you in her house, did you go in? I didn't go in. No. This is crazy. Is this for real? Yes.

So your dog jumped through a closed window. Jumped into a closed window. Broke this. I think he ran toward it and then continued until he went through it. Yes. Which is what you said, but in longer words, it's a lot of work than what happened with the neighbor then. Well, I gave her my, I always see, I explained, I think the dogs were barking and then my dog came at the window and it went through the window. That's why my dogs and your living are cool.

They manned in and cool. And then I, I like gave my contact info for, you know, so I could like pay for the window. You're here next door neighbor. Well, but, you know, like, you still need someone's phone number. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so did you like go inside and then get your dog

and then walk through the door as you pull them back through the window? I pulled them back through. Where the fuck? Oh, glass. No, no, no, best answer. No, because- You're not sharks of glass everywhere. No, well, no, I pulled no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, your muscle. This is insane. This is crazy. I don't know what, you're not gonna

fucking force to break a window. I don't know why he did it. Okay, there's a dog. I mean, I've been explained at the light. But I don't know why he did it with, I don't, I mean, it seemed unnecessary to me. No, yeah, you would think that dogs are just barking each other and not smash through windows to get to each other. Was he trying to eat the dog? No, no, he's not aggressive.

He just wanted to bark back. Like, he only barks at dogs that bark at him. Like, he never like any felt the window was Dutch and booger of Hank hung out before. Yeah, they're cool. They have the same relationship that Chris and I have. That explains a lot. So, okay, so he didn't, so he just kind of banged. Okay, cool. The winner broke. Bark of the dog, you tell the lady, I'm not breaking into your house.

I'm not breaking into your house. I have a talk. Which is exactly what a crook would say. You're a very normal way of talking. So then you give her your information. Have you paid for a new window? Not yet. This is not recent. This is recent.

This is recent. How recent is recent? A couple hours ago. I was like, about three for five. I'm not gonna give specifics. Okay, but do you? I'm saying, it's protecting his identity.

Someone's got to track it down for this. Local man. It breaks through, if this motherfucker finds it on Thursday. Also, I want to point out that it was the smaller dog that instigated it. Okay, tell her that when she says, we'll pay for my window.

I'm not doing it. To be fair, ma'am, your dog started this fight that my dog ended by breaking through your fucking glass window, all right? So if you're in your house, windows close. You imagine. And you see a guy walking down through, you're like, you're a piece of shit.

I fucking hate you, you're dumb piece of shit. And then that guy smashes. Sure you're way out. Why don't you not say anything to the, no, the ideas that the dogs are the human. Oh my God. I thought you were talking, Chris, what this is, I thought you were saying,

I never insult this woman. I'm giving you a hypothetical. Yeah, Chris, what this is, is an analogy you see, we're putting analogous events. So that way you can see it maybe from a different perspective. Yes. I'm not saying.

Because if you're, let's say you are small dog in comfort of your own house, but you are human criss. Yeah. And you're sitting at your window yelling things. One guy happens to be walking down the street and goes, I don't like that. He breaks your window. And he breaks your window.

Would you blame that guy? Or would you blame you? I'm up. Yeah, I'm not blaming the other dog except for when you did just am I just getting instigated it except for it. Right. I didn't say you can instigate a fight but not throw the first punch. I've done that.

But who goes who pays for the window? Okay. The one who do the first punch You better get him an instagram famous so that he can pay the bills Montetail for real For the dog what's his name booger the dog? Yeah a Dog name booger a dog name booger. I'd try a dog Dutch to stop at intersections and sit down to look both ways before we cross streets

That's great. I think it's a cute trick. That's fantastic. I trained my dog to go through windows. No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! You could say we're apart of each other. So watch out! That can't be easy. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go, let's go fix your pipe, plain.

Eric, what have you trained your dog to do? I did nothing. He's a dog. What the fuck? Nah, it's a, you dog's cool, dude. That's fucking wild. I trained my dog to go through windows. This is the Southern dogs fault.

I'm gonna start going to my front window and his people walk by and they're gonna go, I'm not a fucking dog. I'm fucking doing it. And then see if they come at me. And then go, not my fault. You say I just rehearsed a furnishing. I'm like, yeah!

Oh my God. I instigated it. Mm-hmm. Oh my God. I'm glad he's okay though, that he's not covered. Yeah, I was worried someone would have gotten, you know, glass cuts. So yeah, overall, I think it was, you know, good. Like, all things that, definitely. I would say, I'm just saying, play it again. I think, Barbara, did you say it was good. Like, all things that definitely, I would say,

I'm just saying, I think, Barbara, did you say it's good? I think there's a few things that could have maybe gone differently. But overall, positive experience. I'm saying in terms of an experience in what's a dog ghost or window, no one got hurt. When you guys were kids in elementary school,

did they have a padded room for violent kids? No. No. Okay, I thought that this was weird. Are you sure this is an elementary school? Yeah, my old-oom. Yeah, we go to the big, the big place. Several with a doctor. Anderson Elementary in Allen. There was a room in the, like, northwest corner where they had a padded blue room that was padded completely. And then they had this big, bulky fucking door. And you'd close it. And it had one of those indestructible windows

with the metal inside of it. Get one of those. And they had a palm plate where you put your palm on it and it detected the heat. And then you could not open that fucking door I think the idea was so that teachers couldn't walk away to forget kids that were in there Well, you I was leave yeah, you have to put your hand on the door and you did the if a kid isn't time out in the door You like you keep it locked by having your hand on that door what wait, it was I was thinking about this the other day

It was normal It was right. I mean like what the this none of this makes I just were just like thinking about aggression and stuff like that I was thinking like that was a very strange thing that I just kind of thought was normal at the time But looking back I was like what the fuck was with that kind of kids was they put in there? I guess just like I said kids with a Like six eight two eighties to 80 they would just swing. Yeah. Yeah. Or like like X-Men mutant. Yeah, you know, one of us is right. You tell us which like.

Someone that's super powers or something different. Six or one half dozen of the other, you know, they would I would imagine people who are being violent or aggressive of some nature. But I don't understand how like five minutes in the blue pad room will calm you down. But also the teachers right there and they got their hand on the thing and there's a window. So you could like just stare at the person as they are keeping you in there. You know, it was kind of weird.

Did you get put in the window? Yeah, no, we played with it though, because I was the teacher. What do you mean? So I stayed after school. So we would try to see if we could get the like get the door open. So one of us would like be in the room and the other one would put her hand on the thing. He's just fucking slam into it. Something that's not supposed to be at the school, but that the faculty is hiding from people. I mean, well, like it was a revolving classroom. Like at one point, I think my mom taught in that classroom. The padded room?

The padded room one. But I mean, if you teach, this is like martial arts. So you jitsu? They're fourth graders, some shit. Yeah, like we had padded rooms for like sports, yeah, like gymnastics and stuff like that. Or soccer kickball.

Soccer kickball, yep. I tried. I really thought, I liked it. I liked it. So play an answer your question. No, not normal. Okay.

No, definitely not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I just like, yeah. I like reminiscing on stuff in the childhood, in a childhood that was normal at the time, but thinking back to like, yeah, you ever at the other moments where you're like, oh, that wasn't normal. Yeah, you're, you're, you're like talking about it with your sibling or something. Yeah. And then someone else is standing by and then their eyes grow wide. Yeah, you're you're reminid. You're like talking about it like with your sibling or something. Yeah. And then someone else

is standing by and then their eyes grow wide. Yeah. They're like, what did you do? That's like me every day with you guys. Tell me stuff and I come just not. Nope. It's not okay. Not regular. Like I test weird, man. Uh, yeah. I mean, we had soccer. Just kickball, but, you know, Yeah, I mean, we had soccer kickball play. Yeah, blue padded room. Pretty on par with that backwards. That's state, man. There's a wild here. Did you do you do you guys school had spanking?

Yeah, I guess punk. I did. That is old job. Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, wait, so like was this at a really left just in time? Was this I think I was at your elementary school You got spanked in high school No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no right now. We've only had one beer and we're all like, uh, I've had to. Um, which one you want?

I don't care. Um, okay. Yeah. So I get spunked in high school. Stop saying that. Stop saying it. I have, I have to have told the story before. But I will tell it.

Uh, so I was in a band for a couple of years in high school. Okay. Played the trumpet. Yeah. So I was in a band for a couple of years in high school, played the trumpet. Yeah, yeah. And at one point, we were actually in Austin for some band contest festival thing. I don't know. We were saying, I think it was a dorm room type building. And they told us, do not leave your dorm room.

Okay. We will know if you leave your dorm room and we're putting tape on the doors and if the tape has been broken we'll know. It's called strategy. So we're like we're not leaving but we had some friends there are four four four dudes in our room and then there were below us for four girls and we were like talking through the window and we decided well we've seen this in movies we're going to repel down the window we'll take our sheets time into a rope to the bedpost and then repel down the way. This is like this is like on the 30th floor or something.

This is like deadly amount. Like, I was about to ask, I didn't want to. I don't know, I don't remember exactly. I know I remember looking down, I'm like, oh, I will die. Yeah. But it's worth it for pussy. Chris didn't know what that was at that age. Yeah, he wouldn't spawn.

So we repel down this window. That's what he meant by. The, and with what bedsheets? Bedsheets. Where did she get? Well, we went all the way down to the next floor. There's some of the glass window. And then I don't mean here's the deal though.

What a shit all of the floor. We're also, we're small for me. We hung out there for a bit, but we didn't like no one didn't, we didn't like fool around with any of these girls. It was just, we just talked and hung out. Okay. How did you expect to get back? How did you get back? You climbed up the rope. Oh, crazy.

I say rope, it was, it was a sheet. We climbed back up the sheet. He's untangling. It was, it was pretty terrifying. One of us didn't go, one guy didn't do, he didn't go down the window. He stayed up so he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he Well, it was annoying because one person climbed up and then I went second and I'm like

Halfway up the window, okay, and the other guy was like he was saying he didn't think he could do it He walked out Left the room walk all that was fucking nothing and came back in and was basically like coming, getting back in the same time that I was climbing up the window. And I was annoyed because I was like, well, to be sure. And he was like, yeah, there was no tape on the door. I just, and there was no, there was no one in the halls. Don't forget where this story is going.

I just don't want you guys. We've lost the thread because it's a Chris story, but I don't want anyone to forget where this story is going right now. Chris, please continue. Anyway, so I was annoyed and we were all, I think we were all kind of annoyed that there was no tape and there was no one in the halls. And it felt kind of like we didn't do, we didn't hang out there for very long. Honestly, we hang out there for like 10 minutes because we were like, you know, freshman in high school or whatever and we were like, everyone was just afraid

of the opposite sex or at least everyone on the floor. Yeah. So then we were like, all right, well, let's go to bed, we went to bed. And then like, whenever the event was over, we went back to my high school, word got around that we snuck into a girls room. Tia, band teacher came up and it's like,

all right, what we heard about, we all did. Now you get two options, you either get blah, blah, blah, detention or blah, blah, blah, whatever, or we could give you a spanking or a licks or whatever they were called. Or carpet, it's a gas. I really hope it was called that. Corporal punishment? Corporal punishment?

Corporal punishment? Corporal, uh, and I was like, well, I'll take that because that will be just like, done and over. Yeah. What, you was this? This was 2003 or something? 1950.

No, I'll take the, I'll take the, I'll take the, the corporeal Jesus Christ. Yep, that's the one. Just say spankings. The spanking. And, and is Christ. That's the one. Just say spankings. The spanking. And so then. So I went and I remember like this.

It sounds weird. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no The idea of you getting physically assaulted by a teacher or principal or I was agree to it. Chris this is 2003. I'm 13 at the stage. You're like 25 That's but that's a strange to me. It was a thing you your parents had to sign a Permission slip at the beginning of the year saying you were okay with what the Fuck there's a thing if you want if you were okay with, what the fuck? There was a thing, if you're okay with... So did a teacher bend you over their knee and fucking just slap your ass? And you can opt in for your kid getting spanked

and your parents are like, okay, yeah, I guess. Did they get a free little Caesar's pizza with that offer? Yeah. No, but I didn't get detention or whatever. So how many spankings did you get? I think I got three. They might have been more, I don't remember who spanked you. The band professor. It was that a man. It was a man. It was a man. He was a man. And he gave you three

spanking. I think it was three. Was this was this was this in front of people? It was alone. Was it with like a paddle or was it with his hand? It was a paddle. How big was the paddle? About that big and it had holes in it. Uh-huh. And it went to, cut down on wind resistance, suppose. Yeah, pulled on drag, got it. He was Ben Affleck. Was he?

Was he? No, no, no, no. I was bitch over, I think, like a want to be. I feel like it was a printer or a table or something. A printer, huh? Or a table. Color or the other, the other boys who got punishment, did they

receive detention or spunkings? I think one did, there were three that actually, I think, I think only three actually went down. And so I think one did spanking one got detention or whatever. So did he also get three spankings? He got the same number. But here's the deal. What came out later was they found out that we, you know,

went down on the rope. Uh-huh. And then the band professor came back and was like, I heard about what y'all did. And if I, if I had known that that's how y'all got down there, y'all would have gotten a lot worse than three spankings. He was like pissed or he was super pissed that we had repelled down the building. And she also didn't just heard me know that that wasn't the case. You could have lied. You could have just been like, I didn't even say anything. Someone else would be like, I didn't say, word got around. Someone around.

He came back and was like, you guys got off easy that y'all, we just thought y'all went into the girls room. Well, the question, I've followed questions. Yeah. Let's say instead of four guys you guys were four girls and you did this My next fucking thought would the girls at your school get spankings as well because I mean It's weird enough as it is. Yeah, but when it's a male teacher doing it to female students as well and doing it to female students as well. And this is a very weird situation. This is a very weird situation.

I all around. Yeah, yeah. It didn't seem weird at the time. Chris, you were assaulted. I was not assaulted. Chris, what's it? Are you okay? No, I'm serious.

It was fine. I would, any day I would take it over to Vincent. Okay, I'm going to ask you a real question Okay, I'm gonna ask you a real question. I'm gonna ask you a real question. Yeah, I want a real answer. This is real. 2003, your young boy, your blooming, your blossoming, whatever.

Yeah. Did this give you a proclivity towards any kind of... Did you get an erection? No. Did I ask it? Did that get an erection? No. Did I ask it? Did it awaken anything in that? No, it's gonna go with a kink, but yeah. Did you get, hey, dog,

when that guy give you spunkings, did you get big bunkers? No, no, no, no. No. I just... How have you gone this long and never I never told that story? I don't know.

But I also wanted to say that why you wouldn't have. That's insane. The story you just told that story. I don't know. But I also wanted to say why you wouldn't have. That's insane. The story you just told is insane. Also, the fact that no one reported to you guys, one time I was in college and we had a building that was on the third floor, and then there was another parking garage.

It was pretty high up. And at one point, I remember we were at the end of passing period, getting ready for class. I'm looking out the out the windows my English teachers like starting up class and there was a person that was like just dangling off the side of the parking garage And I was like hey, I don't want to cause a lot of it like we should probably report that because I don't know what they're if they're hanging out or if They're planning on doing something so like we called Security then the rest of the classes gather around and watch as this person was like Taken away from it, but it was like it was so easy to spot a person dangling off of it. Well, I think we're pretty high up on.

And two, it was late. And I think it was darker. Am I not been facing any of this? And it was also this was 2003. Oh, 2003. People didn't look up in 2003, Eric. I'm just saying, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't. It wasn't in a very visual location, I guess, for a while.

I think it was, I think it was on campus Because we were in some sort of like dorm type thing, but I don't really remember because what did I just I am just away What party? Well, I mean I grew up in a household that didn't use violence as a form of My dad did moral combat upper What's the word? What's the word? To get over it.

For a plural punishments. No, like, for plural punishments. Go punishments, I would call them. My brain is frired today. When you get, when you get taught not to do something, essentially, like for us it would be go to your room. Okay. Yeah.

So there was like never any spanking and like even hearing about people getting spanked was I think when I was a kid, it was already past that happening. But you're not that much, I think it might be a cultural thing too. It might be, I mean, I was just kidding. I was like, he's Texas, it was the thing they did in school.

But I don't obviously don't understand it, because my brain is so far removed from that being a form of punishment for a child. But I understand that parents used to do that to kids, and that's a form of punishment for a child. But I understand that parents used to do that to kids and that's a form of like reprimand. But parents still do that to kids. And they still do that if that's right or wrong. Well, actually, so my parents don't have to do that.

No, but I'm saying like for a fucking school to do that to their students, like you're not their parent, you're not, like putting your hands on someone else's child. That relationship doesn't seem like it's very, it seems very not okay. There was a permissions slip. I guess that but, I guess that but, I think it had to be like sign like are you okay with, you know,

I guess I also don't really see how that would teach. Are you calling the, are you calling parents services or whatever? No, I was calling my friend Andrew, but I'm trying to, I'm gonna see if I can get someone to answer who's not from here and who's not from Southern California to see if there's any kind of way that Hey Michael, um, Party podcast, whoa, hey man, you're on the RT podcast.

Chris got spankings in school. Did you ever, did you ever receive spankings in school? In school, no. Yeah, so was anyone ever spanked or, or as Chris had spunked in school? Uh, no, was this an accredited school that we know Chris would do? The 5-8 school, long of you high school.

Chris said it's a 5-8 school. 5-8, that's like a big, big. Oh my, oh, those are the, those are the ones where they slap you. Yeah. Yeah. Those are the ones where they slap you. So longview High School. Yeah, because in some, yeah, right.

Who are you talking to? We're talking to people, Polter shirts. Oh, is that Michael? Like, punch people in the locker. Right. I didn't see any spanking. Right, not from teachers. We're all set up.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Okay. Should I call someone else from Texas? Okay, just, all right, just making sure. All right, not from teachers. We're all about, no, no, no, no. Okay. You call someone else from Texas? Okay. Just, all right, just making sure. All right. Thanks, man. Yeah.

Settle down. Settle. Settle. I tried to call my friend Andrew Douglas who's from Cleveland, Mississippi, because I felt like if there was anyone who was going to be on Chris's side, it was going to be my friend. I'll call one of my friends who has got spanked. I hear something. I believe you. Yeah. It was gonna be my friend. I'll call one of my friends who has got spanked. He has to think, I believe you.

Yeah, no, no one doesn't believe you. I'm trying to get you to understand that what happened to you? It's exclusively text, it's not regular. I mean, it could be a Southern spankings. What? Oh, but you're from like Lubbock. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah, there you go. Nicholas, spankings? No, and where are you from? Yeah, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania, not regular. Iings? No, and where are you from? Yeah, Pennsylvania. Not right, got it, got it, got it. I have a feeling it's maybe a Southern state. I think maybe it's a Tejas thing. Or Texas thing.

Yeah. I mean, clearly it's a Texas thing. Oh, baby. Oh, man. Although you didn't have them, Blaine, and you went to school in Texas. I'm thinking about it. Well, you just had to say,

I just had the padded room. And the padded room. Where do you just go? Ah! Like the Tasmanian devil. We're not alone. I have a question about spanking, though. What?

As a kid, you got spanked for doing something wrong. Yeah. Would that actually teach you a lesson? Yeah, yeah, because the threat of it. The fucking fear of it. Yeah, I did not stop you next to my big ass dad, give me a little. My mom had a pad.

Well, she had a switch. You're like a little, you know, like a- OK, my dad didn't have weaponry for it. He said, we had a big ass pet. My mom is bringing the pet back. You know what I mean? It was like a little thick and like, teacher like,

a bullock high? No, he just, I bet you. And she was just holding up. There's a lot of, he was holding up and I'm going to quiet down. Yeah, you're flabbergasted. Well, so like my parents are teachers now.

And they say that they have to keep a lookout for physical violence or any mention of spankings. And I think they're instructed to report that. That's so times of change in chances, I think. They probably have. My dad was telling me this is you was just fucking giving it to him. What? What?

They're different. They're different nowadays. They used to come home for father's day. Wasn't there a king of the hill episode about this? Do you think Bobby got spanked or something? Yeah. I don't know if it was Bobby. I think Peggy spanked the kid. And then yeah, right.

It was the one kid with the red hair or something. And he was like, I think he's big. And I thought that was a pretty good impression. Honestly, if you've seen that episode. It just seems insane. Fucking insane. Crazy. 2003. thought that was a pretty good impression. Honestly, if you've seen that episode. It just seems insane. Fucking insane. Crazy. 2003.

It's probably because I'm 31 and I'm seeing it. But like, spanking to me just seems like a very sexual thing. Like for a teacher to do that to a kid, like, like, present me your ass while I hit it. It just seems very. What? What is that? I mean, I would say your ass.

I don't know. I guess it's like, you're here. Oh, man, I will say this. I will say this. At the time, it didn't seem sexual at all to me because. I guess if that's a form of punishment. I was like, I just like boobs, you know, like, I would, what does this have to do with this thing?

I was like, I didn't, I didn't, like, I was supposed to go. Then I'm just saying like, I didn't know that banking has that time. Was the sexual thing? Was the sexual thing at all? It was like boobs. Like, I was like, oh, I like, like, to me, banking was just like a still thing I associated with being a kid and then trouble.

Right. I didn't associate it with things that- That's a change. Well, even as you get older, it becomes like, oh, more of a sexual thing. That's where my career in acting started, because I'd layer up and then I'd go, oh, oh. like, oh, more of a sexual thing. That's where my career in acting started, because I'd layer up and then I'd go, oh, oh! Oh yeah, that was the thing.

No, for the war! Yeah, yeah, yeah. You put on a lot of padding and you get the spanking and then you'd be like, okay, thick ass is it. Little third grader just padded it up. Hey Eric, how was it growing up in San Diego? I mean, I got spunked one time. Uh-oh, and then it was always just the threat.

It was one, two, and it was like, all right, I don't want to get hit again. And then that was kind of like the it. And that was like, okay, I'm done. This kiss feels like a fever dream. God, if you- It's a good episode. People are not gonna look at this episode

and go great episode. Great fucking episode of this podcast. I'm his party. This is better than that. This is insane. This is fucking gonzo shit. You must be out of your fucking mind. Do you understand the story?

He just told, he climbed down. A window, like a flight, like went down, like repelled with bed sheets. As a high schooler. This is insane. And then got Spanked in 2003 at this point by a teacher at this point Corn is like Like we they've crested the hill no one's like listening to kid rock anymore things were different

That's fucking crazy after 9-11 it was after 9-11. That's right Columbine as well. Yes 2003 was after 9-11. It's true. It's true Never tell you about oh my god. I'll listen to you about why I got really upset about our band trip why? I mean this is gonna seem just say just say all right So I don't think we could go down I went to to, I, I, part of the big deal about being in band is every two years they would do a big band trip. And, okay, we were supposed to go,

one year they'd go to Disney World. And then the next year they would go to like, Mexico and do a cruise or something. Nice. And it was like a big, what kind of school did you go to? It was a band trip. I think it was home school.

Yeah. It was, it was like a thing. He did every two years. Every two years. And so here's the deal. My freshman year, they just got on the trip. So I had to do another year. And that was part of the reason my friends were like,

you should stay in band another year. We had the big band trip. We're going to be in time. Yeah, it was like, you'll miss out on this cool trip. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, I'll stay in band another year. Chris Fumpel, this way through clarinet for another year. Now, it was like, you'll miss out on this cool trip. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, I'll stay in band another year. This was fumbled as way through clarinet for another year.

Now, it was trumpet. Shut up. And they're different. And so that would honestly, that was a convincing factor and why stayed in band. I was like, well, I'll stay in one more year. We'll go on the cool, Mexico cruise. Awesome.

And then, don't forget this is going. Don't forget what started us on this directly that was how could I forget so then this was 9 11 so oh no so I guess I guess I repelled on the window on that 2011 you mean 2001 2001 sorry could be could be but could be 2011 It must have been 2001 it must have been it was either to that Space anyway, is he 2001 2002 okay But because it must have been 2002 at this point because none 11 had happened that year September and our big band they

They love it so can't one mom complained about us leaving the country. No. One mom. We don't think it's safe for them to, this is also, let me, this is the end of the year. This is like April, because 2002, 9-11 is a long forgotten thing by this. No, no. Well, I mean, they're not, they're also want targeting ban. Don't remember how it was. They weren't targeting bands to like to. It had been, it had been six months since then. And, and they were like, we

don't feel comfortable. One, one parent said, we don't feel comfortable with our parents. We were with our kids leaving the country. Right. So they, on the last minute, moved from Mexican crews to the beach and stuff, and then we went to Dollyland. Dollywood, you went to Dollywood? Dollywood? Dollywood. Whoa!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Working nine to five. No, we can't use that. You have to know what that is. You all might know what that is. I didn't know what it was. I was like, what is that? We didn't know what Dollywood is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, for like 13 hours or something. It was like, it was from long V Texas to whatever the hell dolly wood is in Tennessee. That was a bus trip and we got off the bus. It's long.

It was it was such a long it was the probably one of the longest car rides ever been on. Yeah, 13 hours on a bus. And we went on this thing and then we get off and we go to this theme park. Mm-hmm. That's all you would. And it's one it's

I love this is no disrespect. Don't listen so much to this country. She's in amazing national stage. As far as like also it was raining that day and that a lot it was cold and there were a lot of like that one right and stuff never. And but as far as the theme park goes, it wasn't like as cool as like Disney World or six flags. And we drove 13 hours or something for it, but it's music related. And you guys are in bands. He's never what you know what you also just said. But you know what music related, Cruz in Mexico. music related to that about me a cruise in Mexico. And and and we are I say we felt like

we drove 13 hours and went to the steam park. Yeah. For a day or like there was like I felt like one good roller coaster. There's a roller coaster at Dollywood. There was one. Is there I think I don't there's not fucking Dolly would roll. I there was something there was I feel like there was one good ride. Okay, and then there might have been a second one, but it was like wet. Like a one of those wet rides and it was cold, so we didn't do it.

Right. No one did it. And then we I remember we did one other thing where we like damn don't know it's a full ass theme park. Yeah, with dolly part and shit all over it. That's probably improved since since whenever I whenever I went on in 2002 or whatever. Right after Michael. Dude, this place looks awesome.

I want to go to fucking Dolly. Shut up, play, shut up, play. Dude, shut up, dude. Look at how much fun they're having. Dude, I don't want to tell you, I stayed in band for a whole year for this. God damn, look at that. I want to go on a cruise to Mexico and we went to Dollywood and we are on the bus. It was a weekend trip. We were on the bus more time than we were actually there.

Yeah, 13 hours. There you go. That'll do it to you. And then we got, we went to this theme park. They're sponsored by Bush's Bay to be nice. And then, and then we went back on the bus. Yeah. It was, it was like, why? I would have preferred we'd gone to Dallas and got a six flags. It was two and a half hours away. It would have been a quick ride and we'd just spent more time in Dallas or something. I would have preferred that.

And I stayed in band for, I feel like a whole year just for this. Well, did you get any other enjoyment out of band other than the spandes of course? I played this before. Okay. You can just say no. I mean, it's trumpet. It's band. Band is cool. I like music. You do that. You do that. You do that. You do that. You do music. That's right, ladies gentlemen. He can do music and that's where we've reached time on the Rooster Teeth podcast.

What an incredible episode. Thanks for watching. This has been another one. Did you think it was going here when this thing started? I didn't even not, I not mean to be a thing against like I against 9-11. That this were way too far away from that point in the story to bring it back. Hey, Eric, before we go, Eric actually has the exclusive tagline for squad team force that he's going to announce right now. One, two, three, go. Squad team force, units, shut the fuck up. We'll see you next time. What?

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