Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris has an Emergency Bucket - #588

Episode Date: March 17, 2020

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brought you by Squarespace today. Welcome everyone. I'm Barbara. I'm Chris. Oh, I'm Gavin. And I'm Blaine. And this is a special coronavirus quarantine, social distancing. This isn't special.

This is our lives from now on. We're keeping our nice space from each other. How long has it been since the world was normal? Oh, let me see. I mean, Saturday was the last time that I went to the grocery store and it was a fucking madhouse or Friday, rather. I feel like I'm already used to this new world.

Yeah, the new world order. Like I've already, like when I think about, oh, I can order something and it'll be delivered in an hour. That's long gone to me. And my head, I'm like, oh, I remember those days. Now everything is awful. There's long gone to me. And my head, I'm like, I remember those days. Now everything is awful. There's been a lot of really clever memes and tweets and posts coming out of this. And I think my favorite one I've seen is someone's like, all right, who started a game of Jumanji in the beginning

of 2020 and hasn't finished yet. Me and some of the accurate thing that's happened. Yeah, she's fucking weird. It's just eerie, like going out and stuff like that. And like even today, it's just like kind of dead around the office. Yeah. I feel so unprepared and uneasy at all times. I'm not, I, I, I talked about this on the podcast. It's like in three or four years ago, I got an emergency bucket.

You did say that. You didn't have an emergency bucket. But like if you had toilet breaks, no, no, but that is listed as one of the uses for it. I'm not kidding. That is used to the- It's just a bucket in case of emergency. No, it's a bucket full of like, it's got 30 days of food.

That's like, you know, sealed for 10 years. And I also got another emergency backpack that's inside like next to the bucket. That's got- No, my dog got into that one already. He ate all the food out of it. And it's got like like a mask and gloves. So that's hard to come by.

And then like a flare and lights and a wind up flashlight with a radio. With a red food and his living room. Psh. I think the ceiling. Oh, and it's got, I got like a little water purification tablets. That's cool. So when did you get this? Like 2016 or 2015? And it's still good. Explorations. It was for 10 years. So we should probably mention a couple things that we're just getting started. Those of you joining us,

the podcast and our live streams moving forward for a brief period of time, we're gonna be free for everyone. We kind of understand that things are very different right now and a lot of people are stuck at home in quarantine or even maybe in isolation because of the virus and so we wanted to share entertainment with everyone where possible, I know a team of 100 just did that amazing 12 hour live stream this weekend. And so we're just trying to provide for you guys

however we can. And even if that means being able to watch podcasts for a couple of hours to take your mind off things, we wanna help out with that. We've got our social distancing chairs, happening here. Yeah, I'm blown away, because I feel like I'm looking on Twitter

and I'm seeing a lot of people sort of staying away from other people. Like I feel like everyone's doing that online. But then you just see online that like everyone's at the beach. Like who are those people? Like I feel like half the world is taking it very seriously. And the other half is proactively not taking it seriously. The beach, you know what?

I'm gonna see as many people as possible. Or what Trump's gonna shake every hand along the way, apart from the beaches in his bed is like, people out at like a concert or, or, let's be like, none of it's good. Like, it should be, you know? No, but at least the beach is open and it's like, there's not like fingerprints on sand.

You're not also like that close to a lot of people, as if you were like in the same restaurant with each other or sharing the same air. Well, and that's the things like, and like I think a lot of people, there's like two-inch of the spectrum. There's so far away from it. But it's great because we're gonna be safe for each other.

But there's like two-inch of the spectrum. There's the people that are like out of spite, like fucking shaking hands and looking fucking toilets. Or you're like the virus can't defeat us. We're gonna go out and party. Like we're gonna show them no mercy. It's like this isn't fucking terrorism. It's also not about you as an individual. Like you might not get it, or you show them no mercy. It's like this isn't fucking terrorism. It's also not about you as an individual.

Like you might not get it or you might show no symptoms. But I feel like when it was first going around, no one was taking that seriously because it was like low fatality rate in the different kind of people. It's the age thing that's getting a lot of people. They're like, I'm young and healthy. It's not gonna affect me.

It's not, it's not fucking matter by you. It's your parents. When I found out that you can, you can just carry it without symptoms, and maybe you weren't even get symptoms, but you can still post it on, I was like, that is super serious there. Yeah, that information wasn't around

right at the beginning, or at least I didn't know. Yeah, that was, yeah, I should know, I've been telling my mom to go get groceries for like three weeks now. And I was like, hey mom, this is a thing I think it's gonna come down. It's gonna be bad. And so you might go get some groceries and she's like, what? It's come down and I'm like, I don't.

And now like she's still kind of doing that right? Well, she thinks you should take it more serious now, but like it's taken a little while. I'm so fucking proud of my parents, because my parents are in the very same age group in belief system as your mom, and they're like, they haven't made content to think about it in like three days.

That's good. So fucking proud of them, because it's a serious thing. But yeah, there's like two inches of spectrum. There's those people that are like, be out of spite, fucking like, spitting in the face of the virus, and then there's the other people that are like,

I gotta buy like tons of toilet paper and water and stuff like that, but like, there's a nice little middle window where you can go out and walk your dog and just stay like seven feet away from people and that's fine. What I keep thinking about is, do you ever see the episode of Scrubs

where that old woman dies? Because like the glove is like all the goo on it or she's been to something. No, I haven't seen that. But they're basically like, it's not real goo, but they show like the transaction of germs throughout the hospital and like one in turn guy like killed some woman unintentionally.

But it's like, yeah, you're not being, I don't know who's that for, when you're like, screw the virus and then you end up like, you could even be killing people that you don't know. Yeah. Like who are you cool to if you're out partying and spitting in the virus' face?

It comes down to selfishness. And I'm not like, innocent of it because last night, I stuck up on groceries responsibly. I wasn't hoarding or anything like that. It was a certain extent. I think there's a fair way to do it. People who are clearing shelves off of canned food

or toilet paper or supplies, whatever, yeah, you're a prick. Maybe get three or four cans of soup or some frozen meals or whatever it whatever. Like, yeah, you're a prick. Maybe get like a three or four cans of soup or some frozen meals or whatever it is. Or a bucket, that's, you know, or a bucket. But stuff in for emergencies. That's the thing though, is like three or four cans of soup.

Like how long do you know how to stock up for? What if you need like two months of food? No, I got like three to four weeks. I have emergency food, like probably about two weeks worth just in case, but like we're eating normally up until, you know, worse comes to worse scenario type situation. I have like a tier list or a tier system. I know it sounds like I might sound like I'm a crazy person, but I have like a tier like

I got like my breads and like my meats that are going to expire kind of soon. And then after that, then it starts going into the canned foods and the canned like package tune is enough for that it's, it's like ramen in like, shit that I do not want to put my body, but I will if I have to. Hule, like instant meals, protein powder. There's stuff you could freeze as well that I think a lot of people forget about.

Like you don't just need completely non-perchable things. I got like a week of food, but it's mainly like pasta and sauce and stuff, but I love that and I can't stop eating it. Hey, I'm just eating it now. It's like, this is pointless. Yeah, I know. Me and Trevor have been very like picky and choosy

with what we're eating in terms of like, no, well, that could be saved for a worse case scenario situation. So like, let's not touch that. And let's only focus on eating that kind of stuff. There's lots of food at the studio that we could eat too. I wonder what it will change about the future. I think media, like this kind of stuff,

like you guys were doing a lot of livestreaming things and like we're opening up to free, but like I think feature films, like that's already happening. Who's who, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, I don't remember. I read some article, like it was on Twitter or something. So I didn't fully read it, but they're gonna be releasing some feature films.

Universal is the first to do it. Invisible Man is coming to VOD. Oh, wow. They're coming out like same day and like immediately. Which kind of sucks because I don't want theaters to suffer from it, and I hope we're able to recover in like movie theaters are gonna be fine, but like that's that's the kind of opportunity that this unfortunate circumstance presents. Do you see what the AlamoDraftHouse is doing? Oh no, what are they doing? So the other day, I mean Trevor, we're like, should we go to a movie? We decided not to because we're trying to be responsible, but we were looking at tickets

online and the AlamoDraftHouse is only selling, they're not selling seats next to each other for groups. So if you buy two tickets, they're going to block off the two seats next to you too. Fastening. So they don't like you sit next to each other. That's good. That's the first one. No, it's smart.

That and then you see the, there's like certain supermarkets that are opening up like an hour or two and that's strictly for like seniors. Oh really? I think it's fucking great. It's like seniors can get in there, they can shop and then get all the food that they need because really it's like it's about protecting them more than anybody else at this point. Yeah. Yeah.

I wish more people would be more businesses would be mindful like that. The best advice I saw. Really well. And for anyone who was like curious about what to do, essentially you should act as if you have the virus. Like that's the level of protection you should be putting on yourself to protect other people, essentially quarantining and being mindful, not touching things, washing your hands frequently, all this stuff.

Pretend as if you already have the virus, and that's essentially the best course of action. Yeah. Yeah. I had a talk a couple comments about my hat. I'm wearing a cowboy hat. Hey, we're talking about the things that matter folks. Chris is hat.

Well, tell us more. Is that from the bucket? No, it didn't come in the bucket. It wouldn't fit. It's not that big of a bucket. Is it, well, more. Sorry, is that from the bucket? No, it didn't come in the bucket. It wouldn't fit. It's not that big of a bucket. Oh, well, if you want, if we can get, I don't want to change the subject, prove it clearly.

I think we've talked. I mean, you did already, so it's fine. OK. I think people know, I will say one thing before we get completely off coronavirus. And I think a lot of content creators that you guys are watching probably are doing the same thing and giving a similar message.

But we're doing our best to be here when we can in a responsible way to keep making content for you guys are watching probably are doing the same thing and giving a similar message. But we're doing our best to be here when we can in a responsible way to keep making content for you guys because that's essentially our priority and keeping you guys in mind. But there's only so much we could do and things might escalate to the point where we actually can't be physically in the studio. So our content might evolve and change over time

and we might have to find ways to do podcasts or other shows with each other from our own houses and apartments. So we appreciate you guys kind of sticking with us and hopefully like the old days being patient. Skipping. I know we should just do a podcast of you and me. Skipping. And you making me read dirty words. That's out. All right. What's up with your hat, Chris?

Well, I'm wearing the hat. Sure are, partner. Because today, well, okay, so I got a haircut and I've never, Barbara gave me a haircut. And I dyed my hair, parts of my hair. Yeah. And, well, and so, you know, it's, it's, And I dyed my hair, parts of my hair. Yeah. And, well, and so, you know, it's, it's,

well, I guess wait for the video to come out. It'll probably in our two life. It all stimped from like a tweet that someone made to Barbara that was like, hey, the female form of Barbara is Barbara. And then she was like, hey, anybody want a haircut? And I like jokingly was like, sign me up. And she was like, let's do it. And then I was like, and I like jokingly, he was like, sign me up and she was like, let's do it. And then I was like,

and I sent her a gif of like, just in Timberlake with frosted tips. Let's just say, I've never died or cut anyone's hair before. I think I did a really good job. I think you did too. Well, the bits that I can see look pretty good. Did you touch them? We didn't get as bleached as we thought we would,

but when you bleached really dark hair, it tends to turn orange. So it might be skew in a little bit more on the orange side. Yeah, without getting too descriptive, if I saw Chris, like, and he was just a stranger out in the streets, I wouldn't think anything of his hair. I'd be like, oh, yeah, that's just a style. And it's just like, it's not a style. It's just like it's not style

I would use definitely not But like okay, I can see you is going for something So it looks good. Yeah, I we asked people to rate it and a lot of people gave me a high rating on the cut Not as much as the color. Yeah. Yeah It's a look it someone did without prompting for what the inspiration was unsolicited, say, the 90s called and they want the hair back. Ironically Chad said that to you.

Just got it. Chad has a lot of hair. He has a lot of hair. He realized. Yeah. We should cut his hair next. I think so too. Gavin, you want to cut Chad's hair?

No, I don't want to do that to him. I'm no good at that kind of thing. I can't even draw. I also think. To completely uncoilated skin. I was thinking it was like, if it's like carving of, it's like 3D drawing, really, isn't it? It kind of is.

It would like, but with like 3D drawing with like spaghetti. Well, I guess spaghetti's just thicker hair, so they didn't mind. I'll be honest, I took that whole spaghetti. I took that way off the rails and you like kicked it further. That laugh that you just made was completely appropriate for the hat you're wearing. But now I don't think we're not going to show you guys because we filmed a whole video of it happening and we don't want to ruin the reveal. So. Well, and I don't have very many, I don't have any reasons to wear this hat. Ever. Why does anyone wear a hat?

Well, so I got this hat whenever we were shooting day five season two and we were like out in the desert in sandstorms and I went like a couple of- Like, derude? Huh? Yes, grude of alley. Derude sandstorm? Oh.

Oh. Did you hear that, Eric? I said like, derude and you're like, yes, derude valley. No grude. I thought you said grude and I was like, grude and you're like, yes, Darude Valley. No, I think he said Gerude. And I was like Gerude Valley, like Roselda. Sorry. Dada-dada-dada. Anyway.

Oh, Lord. Sorry. But good one. That really wasn't that one to not land. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. Look, it was explained to me.

Do you get it now? The joke? Yeah. Yes.. Do you get it now? The joke? Yeah. Yes. Okay. I got it now. Yeah. But yeah, so I got, after filming in the desert for a few days, it was like, we were all

sunburned and I had, so I actually got the hat because it was like practical. I'm on the desert often, so I haven't really worn it since. Because if it wants to a crazy hat party, well twice because I went to the crazy hat party twice because I accidentally went, but you left your keys at home. No twice, because I went to the crazy hat party twice because accidentally when... But you left your keys at home. No, isn't I, I thought I'd have mentioned this on a podcast.

Did I mention this on a podcast? You'll have to say the story first and I'll tell you if you mention it on a podcast. I showed up to a party a week early. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. Did you stay?

No, to stay the most. But I was like late to the party. So when, like late early? Was it a surprise party? No, it stayed away. But I was like late to the party. So when, like, a surprise party? No, it was just a crazy hat party. You would like, I was late the first time. So you were actually very, very early. Really early, but I thought I was late.

So then I was like, I didn't see anyone. A crazy hat party. What? A crazy hat party. Yeah. What was that the hat? Or or yeah, this is a hat I wore so So I won he won the party so I show up and I'm like late and I'm like can't find anyone And and I'm like oh my god did no one show up and did they leave because no one can't showed up to their party Was this crazy? Is this like a strangers event or like you know?

No, it's a friends party. Was this in a public space? Yes, it was like you were at some bar with that hat. Yes. Oh, it's a good thing you live in Texas then, because then people probably wouldn't have thought anything of it. I mean, I, yeah, just get some looks.

Yeah, especially because I wandered around the bar for like 10 minutes trying to find the party So you just seeing some like lost cowboy looking real concerned Basically, what if they did have a party that night, but it wasn't a crazy hat party So the people were there. You just couldn't find them And then so then I like I wonder and then I'm like I'd like check the Facebook group I was like this right location and then I text the person I was like, hey, where are you guys? Where's everyone and then no response and then I check the Facebook group. I was like, this is right location. And then I text the person. I was like, hey, where are you guys? Where is everyone?

And then no response. And then I checked the Facebook group again. And it was the wrong date. So turns out it was an invisible cloak party. Yeah. So then I texted, why I ended up meeting up with Eric. With that hat? Yeah.

Yes. What was it? Were you embarrassed? There was like a couple of weeks ago. So Eric, are you lonely enough to be available at a moment's notice with Chris? I was running errands and he's like, hey man, what are you up to?

And I said, just getting done running these errands and he said, cool, let's hang out. And I said, yeah, sure. Do you guys hang out a lot? No, not to make a pun, but Eric is anywhere you need him to be at the drop of a hat. I drop it this hat. Drock it right. Not to make a pun.

But like, there's been nights where I've just been like, um, you know, my date ditched me. You want to hang out and it would be like fucking at the taco place. Because there's a good friend. Eric will hang out with anyone. I once hung out with Eric and TPG. And that was it. Yeah, we saw Hobbs and Shaw. Yeah, we did.

We saw it in D-Box. Yeah. Wow. That was like one of the few times I hung out with Eric outside of it. Really? We hang out with Eric all the time. He's great.

Who's we? Oh, yeah. Chelsea just commented on the group. She was also in the Facebook group for the party. And because I posted a picture at the at the in the Facebook event the week early and saying, Hey, Oh, don't worry. It's right here. What is it? What is it? What is this air? After wandering around the bar for 10 minutes, I've concluded that the event is not today. See y'all next week. Wait, was it in the daytime? Yeah, it's like an afternoon Saturday. Okay. You should have said warm in the place up for y'all. We ended up going to a brewery and getting a drink afterwards and he walked in with his hat and then looked at me and he went

I can't wear this here and then took it off. Why couldn't you wear it there? That's another thing you were already at a brewery. You can wear that anywhere in the state. I know. I felt like people couldn't tell that I was wearing it ironically. But that's the thing with that kind of hat.

It's not like a goofy hat. I know, but it's like- It's like hat, especially here. Yeah, it's just, you, I'll slowly wear it. That'd be like wearing it. Specifically Austin, Texas. Like you can go fucking, I hung out there at the other night or a sweatband.

And he was like, what did you just work out? Yeah, it's just like wearing a beanie in Canada. Yeah, okay. It's just like part of the wardrobe. Well, I wore it on this and it looks good. And no one will ever wonder why I feel really good. I have a so on the subject of showing up early, I once took a friend to the airport.

He's like, hey, can you give me a ride to the airport? It's like, sure. Drowned to the airport, dropping off, drive home. He texted me, hey, can you pick me up from the airport? Daily? I was like, why? What? He's like, yeah, something. And I go and pick him up. I was like, so wait, what's the deal?

You go, oh, my my flight's not today. It's next month. A whole month. We're going to take turns guessing who this person is. Do we know this friend? I don't think you do. Okay, then I don't think it's that kind of. That's exactly the kind of. It is a seconder thing. No, Zach would have been like think it's that kind of... That's not exactly an error. It is a Zackaner thing. No, Zach would have been like, my flight was last month because he's always late to everything.

I would guess it's your friend that has all the conspiracy theories. No. He doesn't fly because he doesn't believe in planes. Kim Trails. It's my friend, it's my friend who has like narcolepsy catapultecy who would like fall asleep all the time. Oh, right. That's the one you try to flip dungeons and dragons with and for some reason he couldn't stay in the race.

Yeah. I'm confused. How do you, I was confused too, until like last week when I showed up because surely you fly for a reason. Like he was flying to go and do something. Yeah, was that thing in a month? Yeah. As well? Well, no, his flight was in a month, but his thing in a month? Yeah, as well.

Well, no, his flight was in a month, but his thing... But the thing he was flying to. No, everything was the next month. Everything was the next month. So he was like some sort of like family reunion or something and had been planned for forever and he bought the tickets forever. And what he said was he had asked off work, work had given him off the wrong dates. And so when he saw he was off work, he thought that was when his flight was.

Wow. So that's how he ended up at the airport a month early. It's so difficult to do that in this modern age. Especially, yeah, well, absent everything. This was a while ago. So this was around when I was in college. So like it was like late 2000, 2009 maybe. So maybe he like knew his flight was at a certain day

and time and then didn't look at like, and I think it might have been June. So June and July, you know, Confusable, they both start the JU. I can see the confusion. So. Gavin wanted to say they both start with Jew. So yeah, I mean, I went through a phase of,

I kept booking flights in the wrong month, but I would immediately be like, damn it, I've done it again. The worst, but I wouldn't ever go to those flights. The worst I did was I booked a flight on the wrong day, the day before, and then I show up to the airport. Was it like a midnight flight? No.

I just, I show up on, I show up, it was like a Sunday night or Sunday afternoon flight and I show up and They're like I was like I go to the little thing I'm like hey my my flight's not in the system. What's what's the deal? Oh, yeah, your flight was yesterday Oh, but but to be fair it was what it was like the airline was down The website was down and I booked it like Like eight different times and it kept airing and airing and airing. So what'd you do? Well, so I kept going through it and click, click, click, click, click, click, yes, yes, yes,

yes, and then purchase and then it would fail and then I have to do it all. So I went through the process of feeling- So you purchased 16 tickets? No, I only bought one but on the wrong day because when my process of like going through some different time, you start rushing stuff. Yeah, yeah. And so- Especially if it's one of those things

where it brings up the calendar and you just click something. Yeah, and that's exactly what I did. Yeah. There's like no greater horror than like, oh, I got a vibration. I finally checked my thing. Your flight is boarding in one hour

and you're like not in the airport. Yeah, that happened to you one time. Yeah, I was like in San Francisco and I was like playing it. Yeah, you played video games and was like, oh fuck. What'd you do? I was just like was like playing it. You played video games and was like, oh fuck. You just like, you know, I was just like, you book it. I yeah, I just like, I don't think I canceled, but I just like booked it one way.

I saw this video online of these girls who were studying abroad in Europe. Uh, and of course, we just had the travel ban come into place. And apparently they had to leave, I think they were in the UK, they had to leave within the next, like that day. And so they'd all booked flights that day. And they were showing around their apartment in place that they were staying there. They're like, all right, this girl, her flight leaves in one hour. This is her room right now.

This girl's flight leaves in three hours. This is her room right now. This girl's flight leaves in three hours. This is her room right now, like essentially completely unpacked where they're just like, I guess I'm leaving all my shit here because we have to leave the country today in order to get back home. So we had a group, and I'll talk to you guys about this, but we were supposed to go to Japan. Like, what's today's date? Is it the 16th? 16th, I'm supposed to be leaving in two days obviously that's not gonna happen but I booked my flight a little bit earlier than the rest of my group and the rest of my group their intention was just like go over and then

if it turns to like risk level three then they would book flights back and I was like that does not sound like vacation so at this point everybody's canceled their flights and we're dealing with all the American airline ship but like I'm probably gonna be out a few hundred dollars, you know? But you might, I, you could have been stuck there. Yeah, I'm just, during this week, especially, everyone needs to get to where they are happy being stuck.

Stuck for a cut of sound. It's, it's, you're, because you were debating it for a while. Could you have had a lot more money if you could stay in Japan? Yeah, for sure. Blaine was, there's also debating, he was debating whether or not the cancel's flight

like a couple weeks ago as it was escalating, you know, and it's now, I think it's like, oh yeah, it's great that you didn't do it. But like a couple of weeks ago is like, it was risky, you know, it was like, well I don't know, is it gonna get worse? Or what's the plan? What happens if I get, you know.

Yeah. That's the thing is like all the unknowns and stuff like that. And I think like, isn't our people using like Italy right now is like that's us in two weeks, essentially? It's a comparison, yeah, just in terms of their escalation. Yeah, and like it's a week, a week ahead of us. Cause like, I think it's, I saw two weeks. If they have like 389.

10 days ahead of us. 10 days, man. We're both right or both wrong. Hey, we met in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. How much like information is not put out there and like in this day and age. Well, it's just all put out that by someone in charge of the country who isn't right

and just bullshit. Uh, all times who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and is purposely trying to downplay downplay the situation and not wanting numbers being released in hopes of helping his reelection. I feel like honestly at the moment Trump is the most dangerous man on television. Absolutely. I agree. Like he's, you know, we will have our political views. But it's just dangerous. Just chat and shout all the time, chat nonsense. Well, I've been trying to think of like,

from the perspective of a person that's trying to downplay that's like what they get out of it. And I think what ultimately comes down to is they're trying to save a buck. Like, it's affecting the economy. It's fucking us over. A lot of people are gonna like not come to work and then like they're gonna lose out and stuff like that

So it's like just the government can have to provide for those people and like that sort of comes down to but like I Think that that dip in the economy and losing money and a little bit of business is worth it if you're gonna be seeing well It's also short term because it's like the economy is gonna dip but it will dip a lot worse if everyone a third of the Planet gets sick. Yeah. That would be a way worse. Like if a third,

well, does a sicker die sick? A third of the planet dies. Much greater number gets sick. I, it was just kind of like one of the, let's say third, I meant 3%, sorry. I was gonna say a third's a lot. Yeah, there's one. 3% die%, sorry. I was gonna say a third's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot. 3% died, sorry.

Just 100 million Americans dead. I'm done, I'm just not talking. It was crazy, I was watching some press conference or something where Trump was addressing people and there was reporters in the audience and stuff like that. And there was a reporter who was from Florida and was saying, you know, in Florida, one of our biggest businesses there is the

cruise ship industry, cruise and all that stuff. What is something that we could do to help this, like what is your solution for the dip that these people will be seeing in business and stuff like that? And he just goes on to go to say, oh cruise ship, great industry, great industry, I'm with them all the way. And that was literally all he said on the subject. And his response is like that for everything. He doesn't give a real answer or a solution to anything.

Is it just because he didn't know specifically? I don't know why he's talking. I just get the health officials, get the experts to talk. Or just like... They can't even say stuff to him and have him relay it because he changes it. Just have them on TV. What's been...

Well, that was things like we were, I was watching with Andrew when they declared an international crisis or whatever, it was like that, you know, press conference. And like everybody that was coming up, he was like shaking their hands and one dude was like, elbow, you know, just like balls of that guy. But this also, I just want to say is like,

this isn't a political thing. It's not Republican versus Democrat versus anybody. It's just this person right now is not taking the appropriate measures and conveying the appropriate information to keep everyone as safe and healthy as possible. He's not the only one either. It's like a global event. It's a global thing. There's not a ton of people handling it great. Yeah, there are other countries. The shit that's pissing me off too is like, there's a, again, like the spiteful folks, like the dude, there was like a church gathering.

I saw like, I saw a few videos like this and just different events, but there was like a church gathering where we're like, you guys like, you guys are in the safest place, you're in the house of God, nothing can happen to you here. You know what, forget this whole virus scare thing. Go around and shake hands with three other people and it's just like, why are you doing this?

Like you're just like, you're doing it intentionally. There's a post on Reddit too, about someone who got an email from their church saying that if they didn't show it for service, they didn't have faith in God. Oh gosh. Saying like, if you don't have faith in God to protect you from this,

then, you know, there's something wrong with you type thing in a story. Conversely, I've seen a lot of people going to church online, which I thought was cool. That's right. I think everyone should use their best judgment, but also, yeah, we need to kind of all be safe in the situation.

Last week I was in an Apple store. It was like coronavirus, that people still weren't doing so much social distancing, but it was still about, and someone recognized me in there. And we both went to shake hands, like, oh, nice to meet you. And we both went,

like in the unison, and we were just like, like, I like that, I like that. Yeah, or like that. But then I watched a guy steal two that. Yeah, I like that. But then I watched a guy steal two iPhones. Oh, what?

Yeah. Do you know about that? I think so. Huh. What? Can I tell that already? No. Where did I hear that?

Were you there? I think I saw something. Were you the one who stole the iPhones? She's like, oh, what? Hold on, I got a tiff of car. So hello, please. Like, it wasn't one of the demo ones, because I guess they're all attached with alarm cables, and they just stop working the moment you pull them out of the store.

But when you ask for an iPhone, they go into the back and get you one that's boxed up and stuff. So a guy had asked for two, you know, two iPhone 11 pros or whatever, the most expensive ones. And then I watched him, like, take them from the guy and then he dropped them. I don't know whether he was about to just sprint but fumbled them. So he, like, put them both together, but I guess the boxes slipped on each other. So they went like, and he was just like fumbling around on the floor and everyone in the store looked at this guy and he was like, and the guy helping him sort of stood back and was like, okay.

And he was like, one of them rolled under a table and he like picked that one up and then he picked that one up and everyone in the store was looking at him and he just like edged towards the door and then bolted and it was like the most awkward bot theft I've ever seen. Is this guy by himself?

No, then I watched another guy in the store sprint after him. I was like, oh, is that guy gonna go and grab him? But they just ran off together. What? I hope that's the guy. It tells that story. He's like, yeah, man, I went in there and fucking stole two iPhones, it was the coolest shit I've ever ever.

I really like, yeah. Woohoo! It was the worst steel I've ever seen. And I guess because, I mean, if you ever worked in a store, I was, I worked in a supermarket. I was told, you know, don't bother stopping people when they like smash and grab shit, just get out of that way.

Well, they'll get caught later or whatever. So all the employees were just like, as he fumbled the bit, honestly, it felt like it went on for about 15 seconds. I mean, I'm gonna pick up these phones. And then you just sprinted past everyone. Right. How did you react to that? I just watched.

I was like, I wish I was filming that, because that was crazy. And they ran fast. I know that like store employees aren't technically supposed to chase people out if they steal because that could put them in more of a danger than they need to be in. Because the person could have a weapon or something.

And if you hurt them, you might be sued or whatever. Liable or something. I saw some people like stealing PlayStation 2s from when I was working at KB Toys. And it was like, yeah, I'm not gonna show up for some fucking PlayStation. Well, that's the thing I was, it's crazy is there are other places to steal iPhones from.

Like what? Let me tell you nice. Well, it's like, if you're gonna, if you fumble and drop them There are other places to steal iPhones from. Like what? Like, let me take notes. Well, it's like, if you're gonna, if you fumble and drop them and get the entire story or tension on you, yeah, you can just be like, just sorry, sorry. Don't want to anymore. And then, actually, you know, and then decide to put them back and then go to another store. Like, it's amazing.

It's like, panic, run. Yeah. Or, or, or, maybe it's one of those things. Maybe it wasn't even playing on stealing him. But he was so embarrassed. He just, he's just, that's a good idea. He wanted to leave and then he happened to have him.

Oh. Yeah, I don't think I've witnessed a theft before. It was quite, I didn't like it. It was uncomfortable. I've done that, but I've, I've, I've, what have you stolen? No, I haven't stolen, but I was with people who stole stuff. Did you know they were going to do it?

Or you just saw them? No, I was just there. And then it was over. We were in the hat. No, I wasn't wearing the hat. Okay. It was something like, I think it was like they were, all that things happened when Chris wears that.

What was it? Sorry, I should to scratch my head Hide it and I scratched at the top of the hat Not used to wear hats is that chat effed yeah, can we scroll the chat down? I think it's stuck I think it was one of those things where someone has like Trying to bot it was like shoes or something and they had like tried them on and then asked for different size or something and they had tried them on and then asked for different size or something or different type and they didn't have it and they were frustrated so they just walked out with the shoes.

But it was like, I wasn't, they were doing their whole thing and then we walked out, I was like, did you, are those the shoes that you tried on? They're like, yeah. And I was like, oh, complicit. I didn't know until we were outside of the store

and in the car. You know, I was like, oh. And then I was like, what do I need? Am I in a coplas? There's a really funny video of this prank that these guys are pulling on these shoe store employees where they get the guy to come bring the shoes out, they try them on, and then they get up and start running. And so the employees start chasing them. But then they just do this thing running and so the employee starts chasing them. But then they just do this thing where they're just like running back and forth to essentially

test out the shoes. Oh yeah, yeah. But it looks like they're trying to escape the store with the shoes on. Yeah. It's really funny. Also, you can see the mini heart attack that those employees are having. So they try and play it off like they want chasing them on. Yeah, they do like that.

A lot of people are just like, they'll just be like, oh, you know, like it's messed up to it. Y'all. Oh, fuck. Crazy times. But now I've never seen, I don't think I've ever seen a robbery. A robbery? Is that a devil?

Yeah, I mean, like working in retail. I never wanted to work in food service with working in retail. Like, that should happen so often. I was gonna go, chump stories, wouldn't it? Yeah, it was. Getting robbed. Getting robbed twice.

Oh, I thought of another one. Another one. Another one. Oh, this was, yeah. Say more crimes that you've done have been complicit in. Well, I was, anyway, I'm convinced.

I was waiting in a car, some friends went into groceries. No, it was a gas station, went into gas station, and then to go get something, like candy or drink, something we were like traveling, road tripping type thing. And then they run into the car, start the car and drive off. I was like, why are you guys running? And I'm like, oh yeah, well, there was a guy

unloading beer. We just stole some beer. Were you driving? No, I wasn't driving. No, no, I was like, you were the lookout. But I know it, Chris, you were looking at me. I wasn't looking for anything.

I was just, I hear the getaway driver, but. No, I wasn't even in the car. I mean, I was in the back seat. I was like, I don't need anything. Y'all go ahead. And I don't think they didn't take it out of the, they didn't steal from the store inside the store.

There was like, they stole from the, the, the, the, what do you call those? Trucks, the truck that was unloading beer. And they, the truck was unloading beer outside of the store to go into the store. Is that thing called? Big, sometimes, I mean, I bought in 18 wheels. I wish, I bet you've been involved in so many crimes

that you don't actually know about. They're like, oh, okay, Chris will do anything. Yeah, we'll tell him we're hugging out. And suddenly we're all rich. Say it with a friend, Jerry. We don't have to give him any money. He comes back, he's covered in red stuff. He's got pain all over you, Jerry. What'd you do?

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Have you guys ever stolen anything? Uh, yeah, I was a dipshit in, uh, I think it's like high school or college. Intel Core i9 processors. Oh, God. You guys are still on anything? Yeah, I was a dipshit in, I think it was like high school or college. And I, there was like, I needed a cartridge, CO2 thing, it was like, for like, paintball or something? It was a CO2 cartridge for paintball, but it was for something else and then,

I was like, I'm coughing it. No, I know. All right, if we want to get into the, the reason I'm so self-conscious about it is because I'm, you know, I still feel something. I feel like a piece of shit for it. And I like, reason to do it with myself and I was fucking broke at the time.

But then somebody called me out and was like, yeah, I'm a piece of shit. Okay, so on Han Solo's belt, he has a, yeah. He's got a like a CO2 cartridge thing. You tell that the prop guy was just like putting shit on and I needed one and I didn't have it and I just went in and I took one out of a box full of 16 and or so many and like, I think it was in like

the discounted like section where like, it was like damaged or missing parts. So I was just like, well, what's more, more. That is what, that was very solo of you. Yeah. Yeah, smuggled. It was still first. I shot first.

Yeah. I saw a moodering one time. By accident? No, on purpose. Yeah, you put it on. It was one of those stores that it's like a souvenir shop and they had like just this like tray of rings. Uh-huh.

And I put on this moodering and I was like, there's no, I think I was like 13ving your shop and they had like just this like tray of rings. And I put on this mood ring. And I was like, there's no, I think I was like 13 or 14 at the time. And I was like, there's no tag on this. Like, how would do they know if it like leaves the stores? They're a sensor in the ring. And I just like walked out and I was just like, oh, and you're like, oh my God. It's black. It's color is guilty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's red, which means theft. I think they were like a dollar 50 or something like that, but I still felt like it. Bill, the klepto. What'd you steal? I didn't steal any stuff from a shop, but I did once vacate a restaurant without paying,

because all of the staff disappeared. What? Yeah, I was at a pub that did Indian food, and it was crap food. and I was in there with a couple of people and then the waitress was just gone and then we went to the bar and there was no one behind the bar and none of us had cash. We just had our cards so it was like, how long did you wait? We were like 20 minutes and we were like, and then we just laughed.

Something like that happened to me one time. Actually, I have two stories. We know about the restaurant one. Right. Do you worry until that one, didn't you? The one. You manage the restaurant for a small amount of time because I was in the kitchen. Yeah, which also involves CO2.

Hey, CO2. It's the crime smell. I'm sure you have. I'll give you a quick summary. I'll try to restaurant. And then it was like me and like two other people, manager or the guy working at the front of the restaurant walks out

and says, hey, you guys have nowhere to get some CO2 cartridges and we say no. And then he goes, shit, okay, well, hey, can you guys watch the place and then leaves? And then people start coming to the restaurant so we go behind the counter and start telling them, like, sorry, it can be a moment. And then the phone rings and someone's like,

hi, and we're like, hi, this is blah blah blah. We're, this is BamBinos, this is a closed restaurant. Under new management. And they're like, oh, hey, who, who, where's, where's, you know, Terry or whatever is nameless. And he's like, oh, he's not in right now. What can I do for you? And they're like, well, I own the restaurant.

Where the fuck is Terry? Like, who are you? And then we're like, oh, he had to go run errand. Sorry, and then like hang up. And then the guy comes back in, like with a bunch of like Coke cans and CO2 for the soda Spencer. So he was like, oh, okay.

Not for a sunhole. Yeah, so he come back in with a bottle of milk. Yeah. Not for a sunhole. Yeah. So he comes back and and it's like and there's a line at this point because we didn't start. We were just at the point where we're going to start making sandwiches. Uh, and then and then he's like, damn it. Anything.

And we're like, yeah, uh, so and so called the owner. And he's like, fuck. So that's so that's my that's the one time I managed to rush on whenever there's no one there. Yeah. Did you put that on your LinkedIn? Yeah. Managed it for 23 pounds. The other time, and if I told this story, stop me,

I was at a bar and it was like a very kind of like di-barry, there's one person working it, not bringing people in the bar. And then the bartender of like, di-barry, there's one person working it, not very many people in the bar. And then the bartender was like, hey, I'm gonna go outside for a smoke. I'll be right back and then left. And then, you know, like, 20 minutes go by, like everyone had finished their drinks

and we were like, man, like, one another beer or something, you know, like, we've been here for like 20 to wait another 10 minutes, nothing, wait, and then it's like one of those, like there's the counter and then there's like this thing of just beer, right? Like not even like a fridge in the back. It was like, so I was like, I reach over and I grab a lone star,

or whatever, some cheap beer, I put like, you know, the cash on the thing and then I open it and I start drinking it. And then 10 minutes later, the bartender comes back, it's like, sorry about that. And I was like, yeah, just so you know, I got a beer, here's the cash for it. And she freaked the fuck out.

And I was like, oh my God, I can't believe you did that. I should kick all of you out of this bar right now. I could lose my liquor license for that. And I was like, I think the whole place could lose their liquor license. Yeah, but I was also like, couldn't that happen with you leaving the bar on a ticket for like an hour? You said that this was a dive bar. Was this the dive bar?

No, okay. No, no, I could tell. It's, it is a bar in Austin. I'm not gonna mention it. I'm sure. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. Yeah, and it was a mention it. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, yeah, yeah. Good point.

Yeah, and it was a while ago. Yeah, but I felt bad, but also I was like, this wasn't really entirely on me. Well, usually if there's a table there, they should be served. Yeah. And not left alone for what was it half an hour? Oh, it was a long time.

Yeah. Yeah, at least. Especially if you're drinking. Well, that hour? Oh, it was a long time. Yeah. It was like, yeah, at least. Especially if you're drinking. Well, that's the thing. It's like everyone was fine, because it's very kind of, it was like, but, and I finished, you know, we had a full beer. We cheered us drinks and then left.

And so like, finished the drink, waited, still nothing waited longer. It was like, well, where is she, you know? I think she was probably, I don't know what, you probably would have got in less trouble if you'd just stole it. Probably, where is she, you know? I think she was probably, I don't know what. You probably would have got in less trouble if you just stole it. Probably, she probably wouldn't even know. Yeah.

Like, oh, she wouldn't have, there's no way she would have known. But I was like, I'm like, you know, I still appear. It's stuff like this that makes me nervous to ever go out. Oh, knowingly. It's weird shit, just like Chris attracts weird shit. Yeah, I'm, I just like, I'm always nervous about what Chris will or won't do. Like when we were in Fiji, I felt like I always had to keep

like one eye on you to make sure you weren't gonna do anything that would like embarrass us or like get us kicked out of someplace. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, I guess that's true. In front of who? I don't know. Like with Fijians.

Yeah, Chris. They're gonna be like, look at these dumb Americans. Like, so short of it. So short of it. And they would have been your brain and your your like social awareness is just like You don't give a fuck. I didn't have much to the gun once you do a lot of cringy shit and it's hard for me to be around you I feel like you are the worst punishment because I feel like you you tried to be very courteous around people I try to be courteous to be pretty poor aware sometimes and then you with Chris who is very relaxed I pour away sometimes and then you with Chris who is very relaxed.

I almost, so would say too relaxed. I try to be, I don't try, I try to be very courteous. Sometimes I'm unaware of things that are not courteous. I want it to be courteous. You have to be aware. There is a scenario that I picture where if you go out, let's say it's like a birthday dinner and you give Chris a present and it's like,

hey, I got you these new jeans. He'd be like, thanks. He would take off his pants at the restaurant to try them on, right from everyone. Like I feel like I've seen you in your boxers and places that are not appropriate. That's true. I think that's a good trait there.

All right, Chris brings like a level of innocence. That's just, it's like refreshing. It's very, very dark time. But he's also like, God damn, can he make me cringe? We That's just, it's like refreshing. It's very dark time, but he's also like, God damn, can he make me cringe? We would tell him, I love it. I love it. Never change.

I think going out with you is great all the time. Oh, absolutely. I never know what's gonna happen. It is roller coaster. I love it. Eric eats his shit up. I actually, so I went out with you two and you guys taught me walking tabs is okay

because they just take 20% off, which is like how much I would tip anyways. Does that piss people off though? I did that last time recently. I was like, we have a little charge to the tip on, but are they pissed? I just left. Hey, bartenders or people, if we walk a tab, you guys have our card and you're going to automatically tip us 20% is that acceptable or not? Eric have a question for you.

You were out this weekend. I was at the gym and you were like, hey, we're just texting back and forth and he said, hey, we're out. Come join us for you. Yeah. You were out this weekend. I was at the gym and you're like, hey, we're just texting back and forth. He said, hey, we're out. Come join us for drinks. I said, okay. So, I said, I was, hey, I'm on my way. And you said, hey, just a heads up. Chris is out. Why did you give me a heads up? The Chris is out. Yeah. Why? Because I told you that I was out with other people than Chris was joining us. But you were like, the way you phrased it was like, hey, watch out. Yeah. Just giving you a heads up. Okay. Watch out. Yeah, it's just giving you a heads up. Okay.

All right. But why? Why did you need a heads up? Because I told him of the people that I was already out with and then you were a factor that got added. So I was updating him on the status of what the fuck I was doing. But why would you need to tell me that it's Chris? Because like it's Chris.

It's Chris. You didn't want to blame to experience the shock of seeing Chris. What was I supposed to do? I'm 100% in the right here. No, no. It's the term heads't want to blame to experience the shock of seeing Chris. What was I supposed to do? I'm a hundred percent in the right here. I want to say it's the term heads up head up. Yeah, yeah, I see my fun the exact text like I also maybe To play devil's advocate. I how else would you say that well? Oh by the way? What is this by the way Chris is also here? I'm the devil now

You've always been a devil as if you don't want to be mm-hmm. I'm the devil now. You've always been a devil. As if you don't want to be. I'm the devil. Oh God. Although if you were organizing a night out, there's like 10 people. Yeah. And then there was like an 11th, which you let the group know.

Yeah. I think so. So it's just normal behavior then. Here's the problem with that heads up. Praising, if that's the phrasing you give whenever you're telling someone their exes there Right, it's like comes from something is flying at your head. That's potentially dangerous. So you got duck. Yeah, I thought heads up was like gambling Like a card isn't it like when I know it from sports like if a ball is coming. It's like heads up. Oh Which is ironic because you usually duck.

Yeah. I think it's more of like be aware. I only just found out what COVID-19 means. Yeah. I don't know what it means. Corona virus disease. Yeah, 2019. 2019.

That's very simple. Oh, are they all like, are they all named like that? I have no idea. I also don't know. Eric, you wanna read the text? Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, go for it. Sorry, Robert, you okay, you okay?

Good boy. Oh, yeah, he said, uh, yeah, we're at bar name here. But gonna pop to the next place soon. Chris is with us too, just FYI. We're on your way, hit me up. Just FYI is like, Oh, that's not as interesting as bad as heads up. Now who is the devil? No, I think that's worse than heads up

He's the devil's brother still me Oh, where is the devil gross stuff it? I'm a little devil Man the soundboards really getting Randy tonight We we went out for drinks the other week. Back when people could still do that. Back when we still could, yeah. Chris, I don't know where you were.

Well, I was invited. That was like, what maybe? Because I would've had to give everyone an FYI if that was the case. Yeah, you don't have to preface the invite that Chris might be there. I feel like I rarely organize a night out and I didn't even really do it

because you took care of what we're going on and stuff. But I sort of started it. Well, they inspired it. Why wasn't I there? Well, it started on a podcast, I believe, where me and Gavin were talking about how we went out for drinks the other night when Dan was in town, and playing is like,

oh, I love Dan. And then Gavin was like, oh, we should go out for drinks again. And so it texted just them too. And then it became a bigger group, eventually. I remember that podcast because I was here in the studio watching and then I remember y'all talking about it afterwards.

And I said, I like Dan too. I'd like to get drinks with Dan. Hey, you want to do that to yourself? I said that loud. You can't fucking guilt because you and Eric hang out all the time and tell me about it. Hey, feel it, Eric. Hey, you don't want to hang out with me again. Because like, you're the only a Eric hang out all the time and tell me about hey Hey, I'm gonna wanna hang out with me because like

The only time I hang out with Eric is when I get invited to parties that are not the day But you guys honey how on you guys had a fucking pool party at Brandon for me He's house and you guys still let me know about how I was not my house to invite to that was a cool party. Well this bar was not my bar to invite to it was a cool party. Well, the bar was not my bar to invite to it's a cool party bull party. That was a fun night That would it yeah, it's a So this place we went It's a place that does drinks and food and so I made a reservation because we I think we're a group of eight or something like that could have been nice

and Get we get there. We're all there and they're like so there's a party at your table, they've been here for three hours and it doesn't look like they're finishing up anytime soon. So we're gonna sit you guys at this little front table by the front door of the restaurant, which sucks. But we got moved over pretty quickly, eventually to another table. But-

We all looked at the other table that was there for three hours and we all unanimously agreed, they're all named Karen. Which is ironic because that entire night I had to be the fucking Karen. Because I kept having to ask for stuff and they gave us too many tables at once so we were super spread out and then I had to ask to move that table even though they already moved us two times. And then I moved and I became a fight hazard briefly at one point. Well then Dan did that thing too.

They handed us out water and shit like that. Well okay, so I mean I'm a child, right? So I went around the table, I poured everyone's water, pouring everyone's water, sort of running out. I did a little dribbling dance cup to be funny. Yeah. Like half a inch. Yeah.

And then I poured mine. And then he flipped it on me by taking the other bottle of water and pretty much holding it upside down in the car. All of the flowing onto the table. It went all down my legs. It was freezing and I had a wet shoe all night. And the moment that this happened, the waitress had walked right up behind Dan and I was looking at Dan with the waitress behind him while he was like this.

The funny thing too is right over your shoulder that Dan was like looking towards was a mirror so he just went and he like I've never seen Dan go from just like 60 to zero he was just like oh I'm so sorry from just like 60 to zero, he was just like, oh I'm so sorry. Yeah, I'm just having a laugh. And she was like, oh you got the accent, it's cool. Any drinks for the table? Yeah, and I had to be like, I am so sorry. I take full responsibility for my idiot friends.

We'll clean it up. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good night though. It was a good night. It was fun. Yeah. Wow, it was good to read. But just like you guys kept being like,

Hey, Barbara, could you ask them to do this? Could you have wished on that, even when like kids are kicking poor war and our drinks? Yeah. You've always gone over there and sorted them out. Yeah, I guess I just don't care anymore. Yeah. I never did.

What are you doing later? Do you want to hang? That's true. Are we allowed to or are we going to eat? We'll keep the six foot distance. We'll hang out six feet away from each other. Just hang out around other people. Just hang around together.

Just hang out with Chris. Yeah. Okay. Have you done that in his house? Not in his house. Hey, for the most part, I want to be invited. You guys can hang out, but I don't want to be in this one. Eric, so you don't have to give me enough way either. Chris is there.

All right, no problem. Thanks. I'll sometimes let you know if we hang out. one Eric so you don't have to give me no for you either Chris is there. All right, no problem. I'll sometimes let you know if we hang out occasionally. Thank you. Thank you. No problem. Really easy stuff. So what? So we're sacrificing much appreciate people in the comments were saying that

Eric should be on good morning from hell. Eric's on good morning from hell more than anymore. Yeah. He has now been recorded in three episodes. Plus his laugh is in like most of them. Yeah. That's my favorite part about listening to those podcasts. I love hearing people break.

Yeah. And I crack up at the jokes that people make. You guys just did one with Trevor and Alfredo. It was just really fucking funny. It was fucking good. Um, it has my, that one has my favorite ending of I think any episode. Because we try to make each episode have a different ending

that also feels conclusive. Yeah. And that one has my favorite, I think. I like the John Jacob G line. Have you been on it, Kevin? No, no, no. You're on it. He never, yeah, he didn't respond to my emails.

And then, in my defense, I never got it. Do you have your email still on? No. I guess this just text you. Yeah, text me. Sure. What do you do next week? Hiding probably on the mic at home.

I do. All right then. We need, I need to bring him a mic. Yeah. Yeah, we're working on solutions to be able to still record some stuff if we need to be at home. Yeah, I mean, every, I feel like a G-Minhon is pretty set.

Every gamer on YouTube does it from their home typically anyway. Right, well, that's like we were talking today about how like you guys in Funhouse, like you could still play video games and stuff remotely and interact and record that way. But a lot of the stuff we do is as a group in person, because we don't have gaming on our channel. Each by a red camera, right?

And just frame the shot on you, and then it will just all cut together. We're actually... It was just like playing and writing a script that was something along those lines. Like that idea has been pitched out in our group. Yeah, we were talking about filming a short, but each from our own places. I have to say, I'm really proud of our group. Like, they got the show up today. We like banged out a lot of videos. And I'm also really happy, like, big shots of achievement hunter.

They're letting me take home a pair of their dumbbells because I'm not going to the gym anymore and John Risinger is not either. Like we both agree that that's probably not the best idea. Plus, most gyms are being closed anyways and I'm sure Austin's gonna do that too, which is good. Could you just like go out and build, look at nature gym, and I'm sure Austin's gonna do that too, which is good. Could you just go out and build a nature gym, like find a rock that's good to live to kind of

real wool and shit like that? There's a lot of body weight stuff that I intend to do, and I have like resistance bands and things like that, and a lot of resources for body. And like, there's like a dude named Charles Bronson, he was not the famous actor, but the prisoner wrote, Yeah, wrote a book about how you can do weight training in solitary confinement. There's a movie intro. Yeah, that's just, I can't remember what I think you showed me this movie intro.

That's just a dude working out in the woods with like logs. Oh, that sounds like something I would do. I think it's a Schwarzenegger or the lone movie. Oh, no, no, no, you're thinking of, you're thinking of, um, commando. He's, he's, he's getting, he's chopping down a tree. That's what I think the reason I showed you that is because it's the exact same

entrance as God of War. They're cutting down trees. Oh, but it was a damn good game. Fucking great. I started playing, I started playing, um, started Valley. I don't know the damn good game. I texted Gus. I was like, Hey, should I play Stardew Valley and he's like exclamation mark? Yes, Chris. I was like, I've never seen Gus

It's like I really fucked up with Stardew Valley Well, that's the thing is he was like he was like that's the perfect game It's like so casual and blah blah blah, blah. I was like, yeah. And I was like, good, because I was like, it was easier to that or the Zelda. I learned island. I learned the wild. No, not breath the wild.

What's the one where he's on the island? Links on the I, links, links, links, links, links, links awakening. These are the letters. Link goes to Fiji. Yeah, basically. And I was, and it was like, that's, he's like, you, well, links Awakening is a lot shorter,

so I would do Stardew Valley. And well, I don't know if I should say how many hours he said that he'd put into it. I'm gonna guess. And to Stardew. I'm gonna guess 200. A lot more. 500.

A lot more. A thousand. Yeah. That mean, that's an estimate, he said. Wait said what year is he on? I don't know. I don't know. I don't need no. I didn't play the game. I only just started last night. So don't do what I do or what I did rather when I played Stardew Valley. And I know I've told the story on the podcast before but I'm telling you now Chris. Yeah, you said you fucked it up. How do you fuck it up? So there is a chest that you have outside your house. I thought that was to store.

The things, it's not. What is it? No, it's selling the mac. The mac comes by every night and sells it all. I've just been like making things and like building things up and just be like, okay, my inventory is full. Let me put it in my chest. I'm like, ooh, this thing is really valuable.. Let me put it in my chest. Well, I'm giving you money. I don't like, ooh, this thing is really valuable.

Let me definitely put it in my chest. Barbara. Keep it. The mayor comes by at the beginning of the game and says, oh, by the way, I skip through all that shit, man. You're gonna be in the right mindset to stop a game. If you're in the wrong mindset,

you're gonna be skipping it. Yeah, I was, I think I was on a plane or something and I was like, I just wanna get into like, I mean, a lot of the time you do one or so stuff. Yeah. I need to, I think it was not a plane or something and I was like, I just wanna get into like, I mean, at the time you do want to sell stuff. Yeah. I need to, I think restart completely. I just wanna go. I got into Breath of the Wild

and the similar-ish thing. That is the greatest fucking game of all time. It is incredible. And I'm more of a- A lot of time? Of all of our time? Of our time. Gavin?

Yeah. Have you played it? Yeah. You don't agree. It's good. I wouldn't say it's the best of our time. It's one of the greatest games, Astrick, of our time. It's really good. I will say this. I'm like a total like classic person. So like all my favorite games are like the ones I played when I was growing up. He's talking about retro boy. Right, right. And then when I played that game, I was like, I think this might be my favorite game of

all time. Really? It like superseded like everything. And I like my favorite Zelda game, I think, was linked to the past. You know, I was like, I had to have and then before that, it was the original Zelda. So like, I hadn't had a favorite Zelda before that. And then 64 the third. But anyway, yeah, and I was like, this is better than all of them. Well, going back to what Barbara said about like throwing a resources away, at one point I got this like really fucking six sword. I was like, yeah, this is gonna last me for a while

and then I threw it at an enemy and then it just shattered or like fell into some water and I couldn't magnetize it out and was like, I'm gonna fuck. Yeah, it is a good game. It's a good, I really enjoyed it at the water and I couldn't magnetize it out. And I was like, no, fuck. Yeah. It is a good game. I really enjoyed it at the time that I was playing it. But looking back on it, I don't think it's in my top three. But I did really like it.

Interesting. Sure. Yeah. And do you come out soon too? Oh, oh. I just got butterflies. I'm so fucking like, before all this corona stuff was going down, I had it specifically.

I knew that Japan, well, I had it specifically, I knew that Japan, well, I guess it wasn't before. So anyways, Japan got canceled and I was like, okay, well, I'm not gonna be able to go to Japan, but I am gonna ask for doom. So I'm taking off like days to just play doom. You didn't get my joke. What do you mean?

Well, okay, first of all initially it wasn't a joke, but I texted Lane on Friday saying, happy doom day. And he was like, Oh, doom doesn't come out till next week. I was like, Oh, sorry. Wait, never mind. It's still doom day because of like that was like Friday was like whenever it was US declared Corona as an emergency.

So I was like, well, it still applies. And he was like, are you drunk? Chris shows up at your house with his hat on. I'm confused, which one did you think it was? I thought it was Doom as in the game. Game, because Blaine's been talking about it and I was a good friend. He's like, wishing you a happy Doom day.

Yeah, he's wrong. Like within the context of the conversation, like it was all just business talk. Cause Chris and I are basically like a couple going through divorce at this point. Like, like relationship strain, there's no more love or romance and bed anymore. Conversation like it was all just business talk is Chris and I are basically like a couple going through divorce at this point like Like relationship strain. There's no more love or romance and bed anymore. We just do it out of necessity So like for him to drop a joke. I was just like I know your mistake, and I'm sorry Chris To be fair first of initially it wasn't a joke

Okay, initially I was just saying happy doomed a cuz I knew you'd been looking forward to it And you said oh it comes out next week and then I initially I was just saying, happy doomed a, cause I knew you'd been looking forward to it. And you said, oh, it comes out next week. And then I cracked, I was like, oh, well, it can still apply. And then you're like, I don't understand it, it comes out next week. And I was like, no, because of like, the US declared a national emergency, never mind.

I don't think I stopped responding at that point, or maybe just like a, a lone lull. And any text Eric, FYI, Chris won't stop texting me. I'm so glad you didn't get the joke just so we got this conversation and explained it four times. Yes, I'm so happy.

Love it. I think my favorite conversation ever be had on the podcast. RTA, that. You know, there was an RTA is one of the first times those on the podcast were talking about my apocalypse jacket. Yeah. I wonder if I should go get it.

What is your apocalypse jacket? It's a duster. I donated it to a wardrobe, but it's a duster. Okay, so if you go and watch Terminator 1, is it hit? Go and get it. It is. Wait, like right now, right?

Get it for the post-short. I'll get it for the post-short. If you watch Terminator 1, Kyle Reese, where's this like duster? And it's like, it's exactly the same fucking duster. Did you have a hat on that, too? No, I don't know the it, I have a hat. Maybe in the RTA, you did.

Terminator ones a good movie. Terminator one is so fucking good. I watched it again recently. All of the exposition is like on the move. It's like all of the information. Car Reese is like saying while screaming, you know, in a fast-moving vehicle. It is like, the best way to, yeah, it's like,

damn, this movie doesn't slow down at all. No, it's just intense. And like, there's like, it's two things. It's got one of the best transitions ever. Kyle's like laying in a car, and he's like near construction site, and he's just kinda like falling asleep. And he looks at this tractor, like claw machine thing,

and then it like zooms in on the tire treads, and then it like tilts down and it's on skulls, and then we're in the future and it's like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah, Cameron loves the skull, then he loves the skulls. Yeah, he loves the skulls. I think I want to use this time by working at home more to catch up on a lot of movies I've never seen.

I'm gonna hit you up. Like I hear from all of you guys, all these movies and every time I'm like, I've never seen that, I always get never seen a thumbnail. Could you,, all these movies, and every time I'm like, I've never seen that, I always get, you never seen Terminator? Could you, it's a big, big dog at the beginning. But like I would love a list from you guys of like the musk watches, of old movies and things that I should have seen by now.

I mean the majority of the shit I'm gonna send you is like, I, you saw Predator, because my birth date. Well from the 80s. Yeah, I'll be like, you imagine Terminator. Seeing Terminator and not knowing the Swarsten Eggert. Sure. Yeah, two. And not knowing Sw Swarcineger? Sure, two. Yeah, two. And not knowing Swarcineger was so good, okay?

That would have been fucking mind blowing. Because they set it up. I watched that the other day. I watched Terminator 1 and Terminator 2 the other day. I just spoiled something for you, Barb. Why would you do such a thing without me playing? That's fine. Oh, the other thing about Terminator 1 and the car chase

when the Terminator's in like a pickup truck or someone truck, at this point, his flush has been ripped off part of his eye, and he's got the red robot eye. Even in like the farthest, widest shots, Terminator super far back, when they went back and remastered it, he's got that red eye.

Oh really? They put the stunt man to have a red eye. It's bad, I was like, that's interesting detail. I can't stress kiss. I tell you what though, you know what's not chef's kiss is any stop motion in any movie. Doesn't hold up. Never.

Name a movie. From like the age of the organ arts. It's still cool. Is that the skeleton one? Yeah, it's a skeleton one. It's cool. It was cool at the time. I got another one.

You ever seen Wallace and Gromit? The whole damn thing. It's, you're not the game, but like, you never 40 minutes until Wallace and Gromit were being whole damn thing, you never give it like, you never 40 minutes into a Wallace and Gromit over and like, shit, look at the stop motion. I get another one, I get another one. Indiana Jones.

What's the stop motion? Oh, the face melt. That's not the stop motion. There's more of a time lapse than a stop motion. You're correct. It's anti-Slamo guys. Yeah, okay. That's fast mo. That's,-Solomo, guys. Yeah, okay. That's Fosmo.

That's, I mean, they weren't there, like affecting stuff between exposures. Okay. They were just right. They're glow-torn, melt-and-candle, wax-and-and-and-let it melt. So fucking rad. There's that on Instagram who does the most incredible stop-motion claymation stuff. Oh, I think you're nerdy talking about, yeah. I got to find him.

I wanna say his name is like Veriker or something like that. I'm looking it up, so feel free to. You're totally right though, the Exo skeleton, or the Indo skeleton thing. It's just like, I wonder if they could use technology now to sort of like, tween the frames better, because it's just very jarring.

It's just, it's just a lower frame rate. So it is. Yeah. You're talking 24 to like 16 jarring. It's just it's just it's just a lower frame rate. So it is. Yeah. 24 to like 16 or something. It's like big news for folks listening at home while we're talking about Schwarzenegger and great movies for the big news Eric. I heard you reiterate it. So what is big news? Big news. Uh, true lies. Apparently Cameron's been having a hard time just approving the Blu-ray real release release, like updating, visual. Well, I think I read a thing. He said, hey, I know everyone wants true lies,

but I'm busy making avatars. So like the only way you can watch true lies, at least a week or two ago, was you could get it on an old DVD from like the late 90s, early 2000s, and it was a really expensive and B-shit quality, because there's no Blu-ray or digital. HBO GO has fucking true lies. And I watched the first 15 minutes, so I'm gonna watch the rest of it tonight. That would be

fuck so hard. That's another one I've ever seen. True lies so good. It is the best action comedy. I need this list. It's the best movie of our time, Gavin. Is that what Tom Arnold in it? Yeah. It is. Also brilliant casting, like awesome movie. Awesome, cool, cool movie. Fuck, I'm gonna be real. So I'm curious to know, legitimately, what you guys think is gonna happen in the next couple of weeks. Well, this is the last, just the final podcast.

We're gonna cancel it after this one. No. Such a aggressive, he wants to keep doing live podcasts as long as we can. I just feel like all it's gonna do, all this thing is gonna do, we're gonna come out the other side of it, and we're all gonna realize that no one needs to go

to work. No one needs an office. Everyone's going to, everyone who works in an office will work from home. And then just people who have actual jobs like, you know, people in retail or in hospitals and stuff, they'll still have places to go. And everyone else will just work remotely. Interesting. I don't know if you guys saw a, there'll be no meetings anymore. Marcus made a tweet that kind of covered some of that. And that thing went super viral. Like it was on, I think Bernie Sanders praising. It went, it was very popular. Uh, the tweet was, let me find it real fast here. Uh, Things COVID has proven. Number one. You got sauce.

What is running? He just came running back laughing with sauce. Sorry. I don't know what happened. I just ran to go get some beer, and you know, there's that fridge back there, and it's like dark, because the fridge doesn't have light. Why is he having that?

If this story is he went in the fridge and found sauce, and that's what's funny, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, no, that's not what happens. That's not what happens. Uh, so, uh, in, you know, the light for the fridge doesn't turn on, so it's pitch dark, and I, I fumble around fridge doesn't turn on, so it's pitch dark.

And I fumble around and I feel like, oh, there's a beer. There's two beers. Okay, cool. And I fumble more and I find a jar. And in my head, it was, oh, these are those alcoholic cherries. And so it's a fridge. Well, it's a fridge with a a a all has in it is beer. There's a big keg and beer. There's something up in there I think. Well, apparently there's just pasta sauce.

Because I so I thought I was like, oh, this is probably those alcoholic cherries because we've or or or what do you call that peach? Peach snops or something or a moonshine? I was like, I thought it was something like that. Cause that's the feeling of the jar. A moonshine jar. Yes. So I grabbed the jar, thinking get some sort of alcohol

and I don't realize it's pasta sauce until I come onto the set. So that's really, really quick, really quick. To recap, Gavin said, if the, if the story is that crisp, found pasta sauce and thought that that was funny and that's the story. You went no. Well no because the story you just told no. Blaine that's not because I didn't, if I were to write the synopsis to this movie

and IMDB I would say man laughs because he finds pasta jahs jahsahs. No because pasta sauce jahs. Why did you bring it anyway? No, because that's very... Everyone's saying the difference. It was the only one he came into the light. That's why it was different. I didn't see it in the fridge. Say, Pasta sauce, this will be good. I understand.

So I didn't intentionally grab Pasta sauce. But what you're saying is you were intending to bring some alcoholic cherries onto the set. Yes. Or peach. or peach. Some peach. But when he came into the light, that's, I didn't realize it.

It's too like not here. That's why I was laughing. That's the difference. I'm not gonna lie, it's not funny, but it's exactly what I... It's true. I'm not laughing. Should I read this straight now?

What are you guys talking about? Viral tweet. This tweet, essentially like talking about what's going to happen the next couple weeks, but he said, the job you were told couldn't be done remotely, can be done remotely. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didn't want them to. Internet is a utility, not a luxury, and universal healthcare is necessary. Holy shit, Marcus.

What are you talking about? This has a luxury, and universal healthcare is necessary. Holy shit, Marcus. What do you mean, who up? This has a 138,000 retweets, and 426,000 likes. It's not like the most liked tweet in the company. It might be. I think Bernie Sanders, his Instagram account, posted that too. Oh, yeah. Because I see people like, I follow through,

like knowing them from home post that tweet He's not wrong except about number four. That would never work Never work here. What was number four? Universe about health care. Oh, no bullshit But essentially what you're saying is like I think there's a lot of things that could be done remotely that we just didn't really Put the effort into figuring out until now. Yeah, I feel like everyone's been using the internet the whole time. Everyone's also been working and then you realize that when you can't work, the internet is extremely useful in ways that it never was.

And so much like any meeting ever can be done without meeting. Yeah, but that sucks. I hate meeting remotely. You preferred like going somewhere in your car and... I mean, 90% of my meetings are when I'm already at work. I just hate the whole like sorry no go no no sorry go ahead you're sorry no go ahead yeah hey can you guys hear me I hate it! Are you on the phone though? Or you in like a hangout?

I was there either one. There's always a slight delay and always that slight awkwardness of like people talking at the same time. I don't like any of them. I just prefer me in person. For me, it's like that. I feel like it get things get done quicker. I will say this. There's a lot of politicians and people saying, look, we have to approve funding for, it's the last thing I'm going to stop being political. We have to approve funding for health and for coronavirus and to stop saying this is important because people are dying.

People die all the time from healthcare, but it's never, we never have enough money whenever it's about like universal healthcare. We never have the money for that, but we have the money for, I don't know, we'd never have enough money whenever it's about us like universal healthcare. We never have the money for that, but we have the money for, I don't know, or bailing out, bailing out, you know, the stock market or anything else or for emergency thing when people's lives aren't, people are our lives are always on the line with healthcare stuff, but we never have the money until it becomes a thing where they don't have the kits or the political thing. $1.5 trillion to, what was it?

It was like injecting money into the stock market. Yeah, anyway, Joe, you guys wanna do some shots of oregano, marinara sauce? What flavor was in the sauce? It's got an in- Classic, organic, tomato herbs and spices. So it's gonna be good. Is that praigo? Are you announcing that you're pregnant, Chris?

Yeah. Praigo. But anyway, if you have one to shot, it's gonna be like a recall those drinks with the tomato juice. Bloody Mary. Be like a bloody Mary, but like thick. I love bloody Mary's. Like, blood out Mary. Be like a bloody Mary, but like thick. I love bloody Mary's. Like blood out Mary.

You can jeal. Ugh. Yeah. Jesus. Oh wait, wait no that's a different Mary. Sorry you said Jesus and I said Virgin Mary. Virgin Mary also can be a drink too. To answer your question I feel like a gay.

A virgin bloody Mary. Well Virgin Mary is just a booze list, bloody Mary's. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead, Blaine. Action, it could go one of two ways in the next. Sorry, I wasn't ready to go again. No, you're okay.

I feel like I'll in the next couple of weeks. Second, six, good. Right, and it could go one of two ways. I feel like other people start taking it seriously. And yeah, we might in two weeks still be in quarantine stuff like that, but that'll, in shortly, and we're gonna be back to normal for the most part. Like I think we're gonna slowly, like get our way back

into public events and like meeting up in, you know, groups and things like that, but like eventually reading it back on track. And it's gonna be like the swine flu or whatever, SARS where it's just like, ah, that was just a shitty memory, but now we know how to prepare for it in the future. Or, this is like the first global shutdown that I've been up of.

I wanna see what it does to the environment. Like, I think it's gonna do nothing good. I mean, honestly, like, that's the one upside-down of your existence. You got less people traveling, so I guess less CO2, but you also got more people using. Maps of what happened to China with the CO2? Yeah, the carbon footprint was just like,

I could really- But I mean, people in their homes probably using more electricity at home. True. But I wanna see what that does. And there might be a bunch of boom, boom of babies. Me and Trevor were just talking about that because his birthday's in December. And he's just like, I wonder how many people,

how many kids are gonna be born in December? So Kelly said, yeah. Yeah. A lot of people fucking. He's just like, I'm gonna share my birthday with some people. I don't know if they can't be around each other, but also like I can I wonder what the I'd be super interesting to get the analytics of something like tender. Oh, how is that gonna work anymore? I mean, I'm starting like well because you it's not like

here's the deal is like on a first date you don't meet at someone's house, you meet in a public space. Then I feel like people are probably just gonna be just gonna deems for a while. A park or something, it could be for a walk together. I feel like, let's go to this park, we're in the wild. But also, you can't trust any. That's the thing is, this is almost like,

I mean, it's like an SDD and some parts, cause it's just like, you kinda have to just trust that the other person hasn't come in contact with somebody else. Maybe people just won't meet for a while. Maybe we'll find out if love is blind. Fuck that show. Love that show.

Dude, it's so fucking bad that it's good. I texted Maggie, I was like, fuck you. So I've been, cause I'm always on the podcast with Fricking Barbara and Jeff and they talk about trash. Like literal garbage television. So I was like, I've got to watch one of these. I watched Love Is Blind. That show.

Dude, fair, that's the worst one to do. Is it? Yeah, like I think Bachelor in Paradise is fucking phenomenal, because it's just a bunch of horny, good-looking people. It's in so much drama. This show was like- It's not an up drama, it's not. Watching people's lives get ruined by a production company. Really quick, for those of you at home.

Love is blind is a Netflix reality TV show where they take like, I don't know how many people's entertainment- I want to say it's like eight and eight. Like eight women, eight men. Eight women and eight men, and then they put them into pods, and the pods are next to each other, but they're separated by a wall of blue light,

and they can't see through, and they basically just have to literally blind- How's it more of a window? Yeah, you just can't see each other. they can't see through and they basically just have to literally blind date. How's that more of a window? Yeah, you just can't see each other. You can't see through. But you could hear each other. Right, so they blind date and then like they propose, they basically propose to the person through the thing

and then they meet. And how long are they apart? There was, I don't know if it's until they propose. So wait, but what if they don't want to propose? Then they go. Which not everybody makes it, but what if they don't want to propose? Then they go. Which not everybody makes it, but there's like five or six couples.

There was one couple that proposed to each other after I think it was four days. Regardless. They're actually my favorite ones. I'm hoping that. Well, I'm only half of it. I won't spoil anything for you. But yeah, I know like, I think Meg put my girlfriend on it

and we've been watching it. I'm sorry, it's fucking suffering. And I text Meg, but you kind of like it a little bit. Here, you have to see what happens, because I need to know. Here's what I'll say. I just, I watched the first two episodes and I skipped to the end.

Really? Well, I also, you made some good shit. I skimmed through to see everyone seeing each other and like some of the drama, I didn't watch full episodes because it was like an hour each is just too much. Dude, the breakups that happen are fucking hilarious. I will say this. I've seen it.

No, I haven't seen it. All right, tell us what you can say. If they're gonna propose, isn't much. They need to, they need a, they need a, they need a, someone to marry them, like get it legally binding. Because that is what it leads up to. No, wait, really?

They have like, basically they engage and then they take them on this thing. But they see each other off to the proposal and then like a month later, get married. But then they go through these things where like they spend their first overnight together. They go and they meet the families together. They essentially are building up to a wedding. Yeah, they say together. Well, some of them do. Some of them, not like you.

Because there's like an episode or two in. There's already a couple that gets engaged. And so they see each other. Yeah, but if there's the other great, you like those ones. The thing is, it's like they keep fucking you up by like looting you in with these two or three successful couples and they're like, yeah, yeah, these guys are great.

And then they have these like trash shit couples that are clearly destined for disaster. And like, that's the ones that make you cringe and wanna die on the side. Yeah, but you see those in real life too. Especially the couples that were just like, well, he didn't wanna see me anymore. So I guess I'll settle for you and say yes to your proposal.

I'll post this other guy and also also I'm drunk all the time. Yeah, I don't know. You feel like that's I don't know. Socks, you guys have you suck. All right, here. Here, if you were in a scenario where you had to propose to someone. You know, week or or or you'd have to live alone for a year. Like no, no sex note. No, no, for you. Yeah, live alone. a year. Like no sex, no.

To live alone for you. Yeah, live alone. I mean, what we told you that, we proposing and then going through. Yeah, yeah, you gotta do the whole marriage and you gotta find someone in one week. You have one week. You never gonna find that person in a week.

You need to see like, but I'm just telling you a lie. Or you have to go in fear. I'm just like, Barbara and Trevor, it's not gonna happen. Or you have to go in fear. I'm like, Barbara and Trevor, it's not gonna happen. Or you have to go a year without like any sexual contact or anything. So it's like, you gotta, you gotta, so it's the coronavirus.

It's essentially going through. It seems like something that shouldn't be rushed. Yeah, exactly. That's the point of the scenario. It is rushed. Well, I would do the year, probably. In your scenario, though, are we in our current situations? Like, am I dating Troubles?

You're single. You're single. It doesn't count if you're already in a relationship. This is a, I'm single scenario. There are definitely, and this is getting a little, maybe two personal, but I don't care. There are times where me and Trevor accidentally call each other like wife or husband or like something like that.

We're just like we're referring to each other. Just because like we're doing each other. Hey wife, hey husband, what? You might like in a conversation describing your partner and they might slip, right? It's just like we have an actually done, but we've said like, oh, I've come close to being like, um, it has been. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context. And not in that kind of context.

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nerdy looking kid and he goes, oh, hello, why? And I was like, if you don't say that to me the first thing in the morning today after we get married, obviously. I mean, obviously married if you're a foot, someone is your wife here. I think it's after a certain period of time, isn't it? Technically, you have to share a bank account and refer to each other as a band life and something. Is that, and that's, that's common, common law?

Yeah. Here's my thing with that scenario. Common law, you have to share a bank account and talk to each other. Everyone's bullshitting at the beginning. What do you mean? That's no true colors showing through. Are you talking about in this reality show or in real mean? That's no true colors showing through. Are you talking about in this reality show or in real life?

In real life? Oh, okay, keep going. Ah! I'd like everyone to start on best behavior. I thought true representation of what the relationship would be like. That is true. That's true. That's true.

That's true. That's true. That's true representation of what the relationship would be like. That is true. That is true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. So you know like those short the people who get married after like six months. Yeah, that's risky

It might be fine, but you know I feel like you don't really know someone until like a year and then you don't really really know what they're like until you live with I feel like I'm not saying that lying in the first week I'm just saying that you are getting the best of stuff You're gonna be that best person which is I don't know the thing is sustainable I guess over like four years, you know You can't be the same person as the four don't know the thing. It's sustainable I guess even like four years.

You know, you can't be the same person as the four years. You're not gonna fart in someone on a fart in our first date. Yep, yeah, might. Yeah, if you've been dating for like a year. You're not gonna laugh at Solace on the first date, I mean, I'm not sure Chris. Jocks.

No. No, I don't know if that's the case because like, that's the case. Well, did, you in Trevor, you guys like, because you guys knew each other previously, so did you guys? Yeah, I mean, I think Gavin has a point to an extent of like, you are trying to impress this person. So I think both people put in a little more effort

in terms of like how they present themselves and trying to like plan nice dates and be extra funny and interesting, and especially since you're learning about each other. But I don't know if your relationship has been different. For me and Trevor, we were like super, super honest right off the bat because it's like, we work together, we just wanna make sure

we're on the same page when it comes to everything going on. And like I, especially having been in a lot of long-term relationships, know the value of just being completely upfront with how I'm feeling, and if something that this person does bothers me, I want them to know right away, or something that they do isn't going to work for me. I want to work that out sooner rather than later in a relationship.

We were super upfront about all that stuff. I felt like we knew each other very quickly. But I think, of course, every relationship you're trying to put your best foot forward. Yeah, one that's great that you're all honest at the very, very top, but a lot of people aren't. Right. And also, like even being honest,

there's still like, you still have that settle, like you forget the little things that you might hide unintentionally. Like pissing on the carpet. Yeah. What? You have to be aware to hide that. I didn't hide it. I feel like I'm being pretty transparent.

I didn't hide it. Was it my partner? In fact, I didn't know about it. I only hit it for myself, Gavin. And I think that has probably a lot to do with the fact that she's also a very transparent person. Yeah. I think like you tend to emulate the person you're with to and extend.

If they feel comfortable opening up, you'll feel more comfortable opening up. Yeah. But if you have someone that's very closed off and a little more to themselves, you might not feel the freedom to be completely yourself. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a little bit of really comfortable and open about a lot of stuff. We've gotten into deep conversations that I haven't gotten into this Hey, Blaine early on. I'm happy feed I'm happy for you too. I didn't mean it laughed during that But I read someone's comment to my older siblings didn't marry and I laughed because I was like Just your time out to each other. Yeah, but they were talking about some

A relation they're they're separate relationships But Did you drink some of that sauce before you got some fucking waste? I'm not. You can count the beers I've had. This is my third beer. Lightly. And this is even a full beer. This I'm like here. So Yeah, all right. All right. Very happy for you, Blaine. Oh, thanks. You seem very happy and that makes us very happy. Yeah, that's good times. Well, I guess the only thing that we have been doing is we've been trying to be like, work out fanatics so we also look good for each other.

Is it competitive? Not competitive because she's a personal trainer. Well, you're a competitive in everything, Blaine. It's true, but she's like, I'm actually like, because you're losing. A-what? Because you're losing. Are you okay, Chris? Yeah, what do you mean? Well, I'm actually like, because you're losing. A what? Because you're losing. Are you okay, Chris? Yeah, what do you mean?

Well, I don't know. I'm like, she's super, who looks better? Well, just in fitness. To my girlfriend? I mean, yeah, she's a personal trainer. She knows a lot more about the... She, you're losing. Ah, yeah!

All right, don't put this in his head, Chris. He's so happy there. What are you doing? I'm saying he's he's he's not happy that I'm happy. So he's trying to like plant the seeds of the out into my mind. Yeah. I know. No, I think you're.

I think it's good to have someone who challenges you. Yeah. Well, like John met her for the first time at ABP the other day. And he was telling me about the experience today because basically we got into a fight right in front of him where he was like, we were talking and stuff like that and I was finishing out by doing assisted pistol squats which are the things he grabbed these ropes

and then you lower yourself down and like you just use them for support you don't like lean on them. It's like a one-legged squat. It's a one-legged squat. Other leg is out. But Kelly was just hanging out on him and I was like, it was like, do you modify your uses? I wasn't using some pistol squats. This is a pistol squat. But it's a one leg squat. Other leg is out. But Kelly was just hanging out on them. And I was like, do you mind if I use those real quick?

I wasn't using some pistol squats. I said pistol squats. And she's like, you don't need assistance. You do it on your own. And I was like, I mean, yeah, but I want to use it. She's like, just finish it out. Just do pistol squats. And I'm like, you know what I'm fighting about?

I was like, I need, I just want to use those things. And she's like, don't be a bitch. Just do it. So I'm going to start doing pistol squats. Well, she's like correcting my form. And bitch, just do it. So I'm gonna start doing pistol squats, while she's correcting my form. And John's just sitting there watching us fight over fitness. It was the stupidest debate, but it was a good one.

So great. Yeah. He, John texted me this weekend because he had met her, I guess, for the first time. And John wrote me, let me pull up the text. He wrote, where'd it go? Hold on, I swear I had this text. Oh yeah, he said, I finally met Blaine's girlfriend today.

And I was like, yeah, and he said, I don't know if my fragile self-image can stand being around her and Blaine too much. FYI, Chris is not there. Thank you, Chris. That probably would have made John feel better if you were. It's a good looking couple. Ah, thanks. I was like, it's like buff Barbie and Ken.

Yeah, it's funny. It's like when you put, when you're creating a character and you just put the fitness slide it all the way up and you can't go any further with it. Yeah, and also the good looks. You put all of you, I haven't met her yet, but you put all your attributes and strength and none of the intelligence. How was-

So this is just to you. You're just saying that she's a dumb person. No, I'm saying this to you. You call me a dumb person. I'm telling you, you're dumb. I haven't met her yet, so I don't know. But I'm saying you're the. How hesitant are you to introduce Chris to Kelly?

Uh, very. Yeah, yeah. I think, I think like, just send her an FYI. Yeah. Now it's exciting for me, John, and like, she already knows like, fucking half of my friends, because she trains the most of you guys. Yeah, even when I met her, I was,

I mean, she sees megal time. So I knew a lot about you already. Yeah, it works out well. Yeah, yeah. It is a nice fit. Yeah, I don't know if I wanna hurt a mechress just yet. Like I gotta ramp into that. I'm sure we'll have an update on a podcast in the future.

It's kind of like, you know, like, there's like those movies where it's like, you know, one guy's bringing his girlfriend home for to meet the family, but little does, you know, he's got a stupid brother that's gonna fuck the whole thing up. And that's like that. I wouldn't watch that movie. That sounds like a shitty movie.

Well, you would star that movie as the shitty brother. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, actually, I wouldn't watch that movie. That sounds like a shitty movie. Well, you would star that movie as the shitty brother. I should make this a video. You bring her to work. Uh-huh. Chris is at work, FYI. And then, he doesn't have his pants. And then they just both go into a room for an hour. And then you just have to film it,

but you can't interact with the room. But so she can basically interview him and then he could tell her whatever. Oh, the other way around or anything. It's just, that's it. Do we have to make it an hour? Cause I don't know if I'm a frisbee. An hour is a runny, I like that.

What an hour. An hour is good. Like how will it see like 15 minutes? Should we have some rules? No, because it has to be enough time for them to get, to run out of conversation and get bored. And then it gets real. Should we have some grapholes here?

Chris, you can't wear your stupid fucking boots. Yeah, you can't bring any past the sauce No past the sauce no alcohol. I mean that can be alcohol No, she might come out and no bandana change person because it'll be like what if Chris came out like normal He's just he comes out without the hat. Yeah, it's like Should have worn my boots? I just want to go look at my old one. Okay, my boots would have looked okay. Sorry, I've been wearing some I've got some white boots. I've been wearing what are they good with the hat?

We will have to pause production because Chris has to go change into his boots to wear them and on a video that we're filming. I hope everyone could see them someday. They will. They will. Okay, when Chris meets Kelly, can I be there? Oh, Eric, no, you're gonna be a separate day, my. Mm. Cool, I'll be there.

Oh, and then Eric can hang out. Yeah. Okay, so it all works out. And Chris could hang out. I'm gonna see a movie, a TV video. I'll make this video. That's nothing to me. I'll have to ask her.

And then, I mean, you're the creative lead. So, you know, if this is a video or the video. Dude, I'm all about this. Yeah. All right. Although I don't wanna scare her off because she's also my trainer. So, don't leave me.

It's like my weird dysfunctional family. Yeah, once all the Chrome shit dies down maybe. Well, we can, we don't have to, like, we can keep space. What do you mean? I'm saying, like, we're not gonna, we don't have to hug. I mean, you're a bit of a hugger, dude.

I'm not a hugger. I was saying, we can keep like, our recommended distance and still do the video. In fact, we could even, like, beyond, we could do, like, a prison style where we have a glass window between us, like a blue light front. Well, that just makes it seem like I'm like, overly protective of my girlfriend.

Or you? We can't, we'll just be protected. We can do that. We can do that. We can do that. We can do that. We can do that. We can do that.

We can do that. We can do that. We can do that. We can do that. We can do that. We can do that. We can do that. No Chris just like all bundled up and he's got one of those like animal like your mask I'm Chris I'm I'm Blades friend Chris hello Kelly's The George's locks behind In whoa

Oh my god, they fixed the rug One good thing came out of this virus What what happened to the rug? It's the right way around again. He flipped for a long time. I think long ago. That was Nicholas. He fixed it. Hey, at least one thing's good. One thing's coming up.

What was wrong with it? It was the other way. flipped. It's so this is a tree that's growing up. So at the end, it's kind of uneven. So when it was flipped, this was like off balance. It looked bad, but now it's fixed. That's this one of those things. I generally have kind of like blinders on in real life.

What? Whoa. So I'm very hyper aware of whatever I'm focusing on. Yeah. I'm not sure that's true. No, I am when I'm focusing on something I'm like incredibly attentive to detail and and and very except for when it comes to like spelling and grammar, I will agree with you. Yes. What color shot was I wearing when we walked past each other earlier? I don't care about what shirt you wear. Yeah, right. So it's not part of my it's not it was this one actually. I was always wearing this. Yes, I don't care. I don't care what people wear wear I don't care what's on the walls I care about whatever I'm thinking about And so I'm like very So whenever when I'm focused on something that is what I'm focused on so it gives me abilities for

Well guys by ignoring walls I can apply all of my intellect on to what's right in front of me. I can fly because I didn't know is the color of the wall Why? Because I didn't know it's the color of the wall. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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