Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris is a Red Flag - #724
Episode Date: November 9, 2022Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Chris Demarais, and Blizzb3ar as they talk about second hand pizza buying, where our sweat goes, Extra Life 2022, who lost their own car and more on this week's RT ...Podcast. Sponsored by SquareSpace, Stamps.com, and Helix Sleep Go to http://squarespace.com/ROOSTERTEETH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/rooster. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! Go to http://helixsleep.com/ROOSTER to get up to $200 off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I'm Chris. I'm Barbara. And I'm Gus. That's cool.
I wanted to have Blizz on today. This week for the first time. It happened. It happened. Yeah. Why don't we?
Why are you saying it like something bad?
What it was. What we're doing.
Was there anything during the stream that was bad?
Chris, I don't think so. Why are you all being so
curious? Alright, three times a week we're streaming on YouTube.
YouTube.com slash squad team fours. We're going to be doing games and
arts and crafts and board games and all types of fun stuff.
And just hanging out and talking chill vibes.
And that ended right before this.
Today was our first stream from two to five.
Yeah, Chris and Liz were on.
It was a lot of fun at the end there.
And to run over.
Yeah, yeah, it was fun.
I was a cowboy.
You were a great cowboy.
We started chatting and then Chris became a cowboy.
Yeah, it was really nice to just shouting portion
because we got to answer a couple questions from people in the community
being like, hey, so when's this coming out?
Or like, hey, what is your favorite thing to do with S.C.
or what was your favorite thing to do with S.C.
And it was just like, I don't know, it's kind of cute.
It was very, very chill hangs.
Yeah.
Which I like.
We also ate spicy jelly beans.
I'm supposed to eat one.
Which was...
Right there, right there.
Are you really going to eat one on the podcast? For you. Yeah, it's supposed to eat one. Which was. Right there, they're right there. Are you really gonna eat one on the podcast?
For you.
Yeah, it's supposed to be me.
I said if we get a hundred likes on our stream.
For stream.
For stream.
When we got a hundred and six,
I'm gonna take a jalapeno, so it's not as bad.
The jalapeno is actually good.
Okay.
The jalapeno, they really taste a jalapeno.
We're gonna take a jalapeno.
Also, blinks spilled my beans.
Ooh, that's spilled the beans.
That's not a euphemism.
Yeah.
These are for anybody who's gonna be listening
to the audio portion of this podcast.
They are spicy jelly belly beans.
Jelly, and they don't leave.
They don't have a firey five challenge.
And so there is HoloPainew, Cayenne, Habanero.
They're serious too.
They're not, Siracha, Chris Oliner.
I love her.
And Chris Oliner's through up.
Yeah.
Caleb took one bite into one of them and almost died.
Which one did she eat?
I think she might have taken a bite of the California Reaper.
The Carolina Reaper.
Carolina Reaper.
California Reaper.
I ate a jalapeno and a habanero.
They were both really delicious.
Yeah, the jalapeno.
Do you normally eat spicy food bliss?
Yeah, I love spicy food.
It seems like it.
Yeah, no, the jalapeno is really good.
Ooh.
I actually like the jalapeno.
It's sweet.
It tastes like the jalapeno.
It tastes like the jalapeno.
Yeah, it tastes like jalapeno.
It's spicy in the beginning, and then it turns sweet.
So yeah, what happened was,
Sri Racha is the lowest on the spice scale.
And I think that's the one Kayla was going for, but accidentally took the Carolina Reaper,
which is at the highest scale.
The very similar color.
They're very similar colors.
Like the most similar color.
I think the Carolina Reaper just has like some flex of like a black color.
But it's hard to tell.
Yeah.
It's like, if anybody has ever had a jelly belly before,
you should just take one room.
Sometimes you can't tell.
Yeah, you should close your eyes, Barb.
And then just go around and like.
Don't do that, Barbara.
Don't do that.
No, look at it.
Don't look at it.
See, the problem is I can't tell if that is.
Is she dead?
No.
I can't, I'll be ruined for the rest of the podcast.
Hey, hey, I'm dry.
Dry sound cooler than that.
That's all you've been saying today.
You're like, do I sound cool?
We had to record a black box down episode earlier.
And yeah, you sounded like cool.
Like mysterious.
A little horse.
I'm not a little horse.
I'm a little hoarse.
I got a sick last week.
And so I'm like, I had a cold.
Not cold or something.
Or I don't know what it was.
Not COVID.
Yeah, it wasn't COVID.
No.
I tested like five times.
And negative every time.
As you should be. Yeah. But now I'm just like, I'm like five times. And negative every time. As you said, me.
Yeah.
But now I'm just like, I'm not sick anymore
but I got that residual kind of scratchy voice
and like a cough and sneeze occasionally, you know?
So it's not cool.
Yeah.
Every time Chris starts coughing,
he like immediately apologizes to everyone.
And we're like, it's not like you could help it.
I feel like he's got like almost like some vocal
fried going on. So he's got like Matthew McConaughey. Especially because he're like, it's not like you could help it. I feel like he's got like almost like some vocal fry going on.
So he's kind of like Matthew McConaughey.
Especially because he's like,
well, your East Texas is showing a bit more.
So I think you were playing that cowboy, yeah.
Give us an all right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
Oh.
All right.
I'm audience is gonna love that.
Yeah.
Do you feel cooler?
No.
Yeah, I do.
That's why I wore the leather jacket.
Temperature cooling.
I know, I, it's really hot in the jacket, but I was like, I'm like, I got a cool voice.
Well, I got a, I got a, we're a cool jacket.
Well, the good thing about the jacket is I don't see your pit stains.
Exactly. That's why it's like, every, it's a win, I wear layers.
Well, no, I'm so conscious about my pit stains and no.
You won't see him in that shirt.
Yeah, this is why I wear a lot of dark shirts.
Patterns.
It's a pattern of dark shirts. Patterns. Patterns and dark shirts.
High die.
You will never see my pants.
As a sufferer of hyper-hydrosis, I know all the tricks and tips.
How do you get rid of that?
There are surgeries.
There are topical treatments.
There's Botox.
There's medication.
I've tried it all, including surgery.
I might do that.
Now that I think about it.
There's one thing I had done a few years ago,
this is before I had the surgery,
where I forget what it's actually called,
but they burn off your sweat glands.
How cheese.
Yeah, it is not fun, it's not fun.
I think it's called me redry.
Wow.
Is it similar to like getting a tattoo, pain-wise?
Because I have a high pain tolerance, guys.
You just want it for the pain?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Because I asked you why, and you said I have a high-pain tolerance.
Yeah, I understand how that sounds now.
No, no, no, no, I just don't want to sweat.
I can't get my armpits anymore because it...
But you have to be careful because that sweat has to go somewhere.
Isn't that why Bruce Lee died?
What?
Did you get the...
The Scopic Therastic Sympathectomy?
What?
I thought you died of sweat.
I think like a sweat glance in his armpits
were removed for something.
Is it, is it?
And he died from it.
Let me look it up.
I may be on the way off.
I'll be here.
The flip of sweat thing.
It's like, you know, you could have seen it coming.
No.
You never see it coming the sweat death.
A brain edema possibly caused by reaction
to prescription paint killers.
So maybe I'll wait on that.
Oh yeah.
Okay, so the sweat, my thing is awake, crazier.
Can you die by sweat?
I mean, if it was a surgery,
there could always be complications
to be a surgery, but.
What if you drowned in it?
Honestly, as someone who, like,
when I'm on camera, a lot of the times
my armpit will sweat, like cry.
Like a tear drop will go down.
And you're like, oh.
Welcome to Hyper Hydrosis, baby.
Wow.
There's one that I have Hyper Hydrosis.
I might be colorblind.
Hey, hey, welcome.
You can figure out anything today.
You're a mix between me and Trevor.
Together, it says everyone got a baby.
Oh, mom and dad.
So there are some people who speculated
it was related to him removing his sweat glands.
Oh, gotcha.
I guess he had had heat stroke 10 weeks before his death.
Oh.
And like there was like an ongoing issue with him.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's different now.
He removed all of his sweat glands.
The one thing is armpits.
Are those like, they protect you the most from heat?
I don't know.
I'm wondering if they like sweat, do you sweat the most maybe heat. I don't know.
I'm wondering if they like sweat, do you sweat the most?
Maybe from your armpits probably.
That's probably my hands.
It's different from everyone.
Yeah, that's the most.
Mine's probably the armpit.
I think armpits are probably the most common.
Form of a-
Back up your knee.
Back up your knee, here.
Like when you get sweaty sometimes.
Yeah, lower back, you get chest.
Mine's pretty dry.
Butt crack, butt crack, the sweaty area. Butt crack, I feel so sweaty area. Fortune at I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Butt crack. Butt crack is a sweaty area.
Butt crack feels a sweaty area.
I feel so sweaty.
Fortunate at mine's not terrible.
Your butt cracks my hands.
Oh, yeah.
When I got my surgery for my hyper-hydrosis, which was mainly focused in my hands, my hands
are still not perfect.
It was probably 80% effective, which is still life-changing, because I was even worse than
Gus.
My hands would drip with sweat constantly. Even when I was just doing nothing, I was just worse than Gus. Like, my hands would drip with sweat constantly.
Like, even when I was just doing nothing,
I was just sitting at home watching TV in my hands
with actually like, drip like it was raining.
Yeah.
So those surgeries, like 80% for me, like, effective.
I still get clammy and cold sometimes.
But what happens with that surgery,
they clamp a nerve that's on your spinal column, that essentially stops the
signal of sweat from your hands to your brain. And a lot of what happens for most people who get it
is compensatory sweating. So like the sweat essentially moves to a different part of your body.
And for some people, it's like even more severe. And for some people, it's not that bad. Like for
me, it wasn't bad at all. I sweat a little more on my back now, and a little on my tummy, a little bit of tummy sweat,
which is pretty normal, better than the hands, basically,
because your hands do everything and touch everything.
Yeah.
And if I were to clamp that nerve, where would the sweat go?
It's a fun little game.
You're just like, where's the nerve?
Because sweat's coming out of my eyes.
Oh no.
Yeah, I'm not crying, I just got sweaty eyes.
I just nervous.
I'm just sweating from my eyes.
I'm just getting about that.
Like, is it maybe one of the,
whatever family goes to Vegas,
and there's like,
the Hoover Dam is leaking,
and he like plugs it with gum,
and then it pops open another hole somewhere else.
And then he plugs that, and it pops open another hole somewhere else.
You know I'm talking about it.
It's like family vacation.
Is that what it is?
It might be like a summary also.
I don't know.
It sounds like one of those family sitcoms from like the early 2000s.
Were you talking about Vegas vacation?
Yeah.
Yeah.
National Ampune Vegas. Is that what I'm thinking of?
Yeah, I think that's what you think.
I was just in Vegas.
Did you see the national ampune there?
I did not.
I went to the WinWare Young Festival with the concert.
I am where you got to say, Joe and Sam.
It was really fun.
What was your favorite band?
Well, one of my favorites were, I liked AFI,
I liked Ticket Max Sunday.
There's Paramore there.
Yeah, Paramore's there, Paramore's very good.
Did you get Paramore tickets?
So I'm a verified like,
purchaser for Ticket Master.
So I should be able to jump ahead
and steal those Paramore tickets, really cheap.
Is Ticket Master the company that fucking sucks nowadays?
There's like super predatory and sucky.
Lots of fees, yeah.
Lots of fees, yeah.
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And not in a cool punk way.
Not in a cool punk way.
It was just like,
I guess the world is ending.
I know y'all are all just here to see Paramore.
So like, fuck off.
And just like, cool way. Yeah, so like fuck off. Wow.
And just like, in, yeah, it was like stumbling over.
And it was like, it was like, oh, this is just kind of like embarrassing, not cool anymore.
Like not, like your teenager with angst, but just kind of like awkward.
I mean, I'm here to see Paramore, yeah, you are correct.
I was there to see, I mean, I, I mean, you have a point, not. You're a boy. I was there to see Brad, more than Paramore, yeah, you are correct. I was there to see, I mean, you have a point, not. You have a point.
I was there to see Fridays more than Paramore.
That's so fair, but also for some of the comma
on stage like that, that's already setting a bad idea.
You're creating an antagonistic vibe.
It was like people who like Fridays,
were like, and people who don't like Fridays were like,
really?
Ugh. How are you? I was like, ugh. You were like, this people who don't like Fridays were like, really? Ugh.
How are you?
I was like, ugh.
You were like, this is probably like cringed.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I know the Saturday shows were canceled because of the wind,
which I know could be really bad and vagus,
but does that mean like anyone who's
supposed to perform Saturday,
you like didn't perform at all during the festival?
So there were four shows, Saturday, Sunday,
and then Saturday, Sunday.
I went the third Saturday, and the second weekend.
Yeah.
And the whole show was only one day.
There was four shows.
Saturday, Sunday, Saturday, Sunday.
I went the third Saturday.
The third Saturday.
You know, the second weekend.
What about this, don't you understand?
Yeah.
Keep up, Barb.
Yeah.
Third Saturday. You meant the third show up Barb. Yeah, third Saturday.
You man the third show, which would be the second Saturday.
Yeah, there were so many awkward, it was like, oh, sorry,
I put some of my favorite awkward quotes.
Oh, are you over?
Yeah, no, that from Conor Overson, Braddys.
If you knew how much, well, I went on Twitter
and people were talking about, if you knew how much I was paid to perform here,
you can your hurricane and then drink it as you walked
on this trip.
Does that mean he was paid too much?
I would not have enough.
But then didn't want to be there.
Cool, cool.
I'm so effing bored.
You wouldn't believe how bored I am.
Now I'm going to play the most boring
ethics song in the world.
What was the song, you know? Uh, uh, the last day, last day of your,
or no, the best, wherever song of your life.
Wait, is he okay?
What the song?
Chris, are you okay?
No, no, no.
Are you wasted right now?
No.
Best, best day of your life.
Or, you know, the song.
I don't know this band.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Is it gonna be the best day of my life? Or, you know, the song. I don't know this band, I'm gonna be honest with you. Is that one?
Oh.
My life.
Best day of my life.
Yeah.
First day of my life.
First day of my life.
Fuckin' hell.
First day of my life.
I feel like the song we were singing is a more recent song.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe it's a more recent song.
Maybe it's a more recent song.
Maybe it's a more recent song.
Maybe it's a more recent song.
Maybe it's a more recent song.
Maybe it's a more recent song.
Maybe it's a more recent song.
Maybe it's a more recent song.
Maybe it's a more recent song. Maybe it's a more recent song. Maybe it's a more recent song. Maybe it's a more recent song. Maybe it's a more recent song. Yeah, is that the first day of my first day of my life? Fucking hell
I think I feel like the song we were singing is a more recent song
Maybe
First day of my life. Okay. Yeah, but anyway, it was a lot of fun. I had fun
Ain't you brought back something brought something back something you this cool voice. Yeah
Chris was basically dying you you've been sick twice. I was basically dying.
You've been sick twice.
I was so mad at myself.
Like, I got sick, like, two weeks before I went and then I came back and I got sick again.
Oh yeah.
And I was like, this is not fair.
What's going on my immune system?
I mean, it's possible when you got sick the first time at Weak and Your immune system.
And then I got traveled around a bunch of people.
I also.
Those millennials.
I also got like my flu vaccine in between there
and my COVID booster in between there.
So it was like a lot of stuff.
Oh, there was a cocktail within you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I think I, I don't know if it's true.
So feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
But I think also when you get a vaccine,
especially like the COVID vaccines, it could lower your immune system, but like, temporarily.
I think so.
Yeah, because you're weak in your immune system, other.
This is why I don't hang out with babies, because they're just like, sorry, that's a
tangent.
So this is like, I don't hang out with babies either.
That's just one of the reasons.
I also can't hold their liquor.
I mean, babies could not hold their liquor.
I'm taking it to Keele's shots.
I don't want my like, seven, the one. It's so funny. I'm taking it to Keyleth's shop. Someone might like, seven, the one.
It's so funny.
I'm trying to go to bars with them.
I mean, bring out the kids.
Trevor and I were at Target this past weekend,
just like shopping for some stuff we needed.
And it's so funny going back and forth
with how much we'd like or dislike babies.
Yeah.
So like, there's a family walking around
and there's a kid screaming at the top of his fucking lungs
the entire time we're at the store. Like, we could hear it everywhere. We're just like, man, I'm glad around and there's a kid screaming at the top of this fucking lungs the entire time
We're at the store like we could hear it everywhere
Where it's like man glad we don't have a kid like that's that sound stressful blah blah blah
Walking down an aisle and then I see like a little like paperboy hat for meant for like a little baby
And I go oh, it's so cute. Could you imagine this out of baby scream fuck babies?
I hate these so much.
Oh, look at these little ugly boots for babies.
Scream.
You like the idea and the accessories for a baby.
Yes, but baby, it's so good.
I recognize the cute little mini things
and how adorable it would look, but I do not want it.
Barbara, get a doll.
No, Barbara.
You could put all the little accessories on the baby.
Oh, you mean like one of those real dolls
that looks like super realistic?
Yeah, not the sex thing.
No, no, no.
No.
Hey Chris, have you ever heard of ghosts
and like how dolls can be an empty vessel for?
I thought you were gonna get a dog.
Yeah, I thought you were gonna say get a dog.
Oh, let's get a dog.
Like one of those dolls of like cries is like a real baby.
I don't want a baby.
I don't.
I know, you won't have one.
If I have a doll that cries,
you'll have one of this.
It'll be a dress up thing.
It's a doll.
That's not a doll.
Dude, can we get one for the office?
That's no way that's a doll.
I'm of the idea.
It'll be meek really real.
Let's get one for the office. Unless you that's a doll. I'm a big idiot. I told you to make really, really listen. Let's get one for the office.
Unless you really want a kid.
Unless you really, really, really know you want a kid.
That's a baby.
I feel like you probably shouldn't venture down that road.
That's a baby.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, is that haunted?
Why is it?
It's charred.
Why is the hair like that?
Where's it from?
Why did you have that on hand? It's charred. Why is the hair like that? Where's it from? Why did you have that on hand so quickly?
Oh.
What is this?
Why is it topless, too?
And why is it?
This is for you.
All right.
You could dress that up as much as you want.
Why is it like, it's like charred?
Anyway.
I don't like that
I'm trying zone acid. I think any adventures in Vegas. I mean, I'm sure it did. I did you know what I was cool
You anything anything's possible in Vegas. Yeah, I'll say this I remember
Where's this going? Okay, like first night I got there got in late, you know, is out drinking, gambling, and whatnot.
And at some point,
do you mind saying where you gambled?
All over the place, Gus.
I didn't actually gamble a ton.
It's head is coming off.
Chris put it down.
Because you're squeezing it.
Put it down.
I think it was at the Cosmopolitan.
Okay.
And there's just like, we were talking to some random people
and they were like, oh, the pizza,
you gotta go to the third floor.
It's a secret pizza place or something like that.
It's called secret pizza and went up there
and there was like a 45 minute wait just to get to order.
Oh, that's how you know it's gone.
And then it was gonna be like, you know, 20 minutes or something.
30 minutes for the pizza. And this is it like, too, right it was gonna be like, you know, 20 minutes or something. Yeah, 30 minutes for the pizza.
It's not worth it.
And this is like two, right?
And I was like, there's gotta be,
I bet I could get some pizza faster.
I was also a little drunk at this point.
And so I was like, sorry, the bar was creeping me out with the bar.
No, just stay on Chris.
Oh, no.
The dolls in the corner creeped up.
Woo.
I was like, I bet I could get some pizza
from second hand.
Second hand pizza?
Second hand pizza?
So I was like, yeah.
I was like, I don't wanna wait in line for the whole pizza.
I bet I can get some pizza.
So I was like, I was like, kinda like...
I wanna wait. We were like, kinda walking around So I was like, I was like, kind of like,
we were like, kind of walking around.
I was like, I see guy walking out with a big old box of pizza.
It was just two people.
It's like middle-aged couple.
And I was like, they're not gonna eat the whole pizza.
So I go up and I'm like, I'm like making casual talk with them.
Oh, Chris.
You were trying to like, get free pizza?
No, no, I was trying to not free. Not spoon them, but like, and we're No, no, I was trying not to. Not free.
But like it went over.
Yeah, I went to the market.
Just to make a casual talk and I was like,
you know, like, pizza.
I really wish I could get a pizza right.
Yeah, no, and then I was like, I was like,
I was like, what is pizza taste like?
I was like, I could try pizza before.
I was chatting with them.
I was like, so, and y'all,
that y'all just went to that secret pizza place.
How is it?
And they're like, oh, that's good.
I was like, I was thinking about going to like, what's the weight like? And they're like, oh, that's good. I was like, I was thinking about going to like,
what's the weight like?
And they're like, oh, it's like 45 minutes just to get there.
And then we wait for another 30 minutes.
I was like, oh.
How much for pizza?
I was like, how much for a slice?
I was like, y'all getting extra?
I.
You're worth.
Okay, because I've seen,
I've seen you into survive block Island like season one
Your social game and every day life gets you in so many good situations where it's like it's because Chris has no shame
That's what it is like he's not afraid of striking out, you know, I
Respect you guys. I would you want to know I have to know what happened
I would you want to know I have to know what happened. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did you get peace on if so how much did you pay for?
I they like paused and I like
Well, how much and I said I
Mean and I was like whatever what are you offering and then he like counts and he's like well
We got three slices. They'd already eaten what a jackpot so they have three left
They left I thought it was a pizza because I didn't you know, I didn't know already eaten. What a jackpot. So they have three left. Oh, so they left, I thought it was a little pizza.
Cause I didn't, you know, I didn't know.
They were just so much a jackpot.
They'd already eaten.
They were just taking home leftover pizza.
Presumably on vacation.
You don't want leftover food on vacation.
Yeah, where are you gonna put it?
So they were like, I was like, he's like,
well, it's like 750 a slice.
750 a slice.
Yeah, and he was like, $10.
I was like, deal. $10 for three dollars.
Get me.
And they were still warm.
They were still warm.
I thought, like, I would have guessed they would have said
minimum 20 bucks.
Oh, I was prepared to pay anything.
You want to know how this would have gone?
I was those people with the pizza and Chris walked up to me.
Yeah.
Chris walked up to me in Toxuite or whatever you did.
Oh, hey.
Get the fuck away from me.
Don't.
And I'd be like, his loss. His loss, he could have got. He got hey. Get the fuck away from me. Don't. And I feel like his loss.
His loss, he could have gotten to you.
I was totally done it.
I can't imagine being approached by a random stranger.
If it was Chris though.
Well, it was.
He's not a big person.
That's because he's no Chris though.
No, but he's so innocent.
And there's nothing like intimidating or like
Fearful about Chris like I feel like him coming up to a stranger. You're very nice to your polite
It's not like you'd be like hey, what do you what give me your pizza? Like
Your friend's right guys
If I see Chris coming up to me, I respectfully
Am he doesn't a god-honored way of course
You are a red flag, but like not in a bad way. Whoa Chris coming up to me, I respectfully am he as on the God-honoring way, of course.
You are a red flag, but not in a bad way.
Whoa!
Chris is a red flag. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Good, good, I need both. It's like in the Bible when, like in a Bible,
when King David will shook the red flag at God.
Like if you, and-
Where's Kayla when we need her to explain it to us?
If that situation happened to me,
you were like, how much for that pizza?
I'd be like, that's bold, first and foremost,
and I respect it, but also it's not happening.
Oh, I would totally do it.
But you didn't want the pizza.
I would have charged way more, though.
I would have want the pizza. Okay, I was taking it out of the pizza place
with the intentions of having it later.
Maybe.
But you know what also,
I thought they had a full pizza.
And they were only two of them.
It doesn't change it,
but also it does kind of change it.
So I'm gonna give that to you.
So I never mind.
And then whenever I found out
there was leftover pizza,
I was like, even less likely.
Because most people, I would take leftover pizza, I was like, even less likely.
Because most people,
like I would take leftover pizza
if I was going to my room,
or like home.
Yeah, or home,
but, and so they must have been probably,
they were probably in that hotel,
and they were probably going up to the room,
and they were just gonna have,
leftover pizza, they're gonna sit there.
Dude, I still can't believe
they only charged you 10 bucks.
Yeah, me too, it too, it was total win.
Cause I would be like, well,
if I was gonna have this as another meal,
I would charge you what I would pay for another meal.
Yeah, probably won't agree.
And here's the deal,
pizzas right, they probably weren't gonna eat it.
It's like you take it, thinking you're gonna eat it.
Yeah, but you don't let him know that.
Yeah, well, I didn't think I would pay to premium
because I didn't wanna wait in line.
You have to run the system at this point
because now you have someone who's demanding
that they want that pizza.
So you've run the money out.
Dude, I mean, check.
Oh, what you got?
Oh.
They could have gotten a lot more.
But, you know, God bless them.
It's okay, well, it's a textural lifetime.
Yeah, I'm gonna say good.
Woo!
Are you gonna run in with the, ooh, a blanket.
A blanket?
Let me move.
Oh, wow.
You don't just see me.
Extra life!
I got a ball.
That's cute.
That's a sadder day.
What's extra life?
When is extra life?
Oh, you have a microphone.
Oh, you got a microphone.
Hi.
How are you doing?
Hey, Gus.
Hold on, I'm not Gus.
I'm a blanket.
Oh, sorry.
Hey, blanket.
Hello.
Hello. With this Michael Jackson's kid, right, blanket.
So, hi everyone, sorry I'm poking in.
Just saying hello because extra life is this weekend.
I don't know if you guys are talking about our ride
but it's a Saturday 10 a.m. Central
and it's going till 10 p.m. Central.
I threw him, this is our new blanket we have.
That's coming out, it's really, really nice.
It's really soft, right Gus?
That's super soft.
Super soft.
No, don't touch my blanket.
Ah! And then, blizz and Barbara have the soccer balls that we have available. really soft, right, Gus? That's super soft. Super soft. No, don't touch my blanket.
And then Blizz and Barbara have the soccer balls that we have available.
It's going to be on sale on Saturday morning, the blankets on sale Saturday morning, and
the proceeds from that go to a donation to Extra Life.
We do not profit off of any of the extra life merchandise we sell.
So if you want to grab that and support Extra Life, or you can go to donate.exeorlif, or
see me donate.rustrateeat..com that'll take you to our donation page.
I don't know if that's up yet, but it will happen soon.
So, yeah.
This is going to be a weird thing to say.
These smell really good.
It smells like new car.
Not a bit.
Yeah, it does.
And I like that.
Okay, apparently the donate link is not up yet, but it is coming very soon.
I promise.
So, anyway, yeah, check it out.
Extra Life this weekend.
And it starts this week Saturday at 10 a.m.
Oh, it's right there on the lower third.
Yeah, there you go.
All the information right there.
10 a.m. to 10 p.m. 12 hour stream.
Lots of fun stuff planned.
Sorry, I'm not.
Lots of fun stuff planned.
Lots of fun stuff planned.
We have some real life Mario party.
We have our friend Brad Stuvers coming back
to kick some soccer balls.
You mean Jack Stewart?
And you can actually get a piece of art
that he's making with soccer balls,
which should be a lot of fun.
And yeah, we're going to have some options too.
So anyway, all right, well, I don't want to take up too much time.
I just want to come and throw some of those of you guys in the play.
No, thanks for my interest.
We wanted to talk about it.
I'm glad you came in here with a great opportunity to talk about it.
Yeah.
And I like that I'm in this really awkward spot for Gus because he can't really see me.
I hope that got picked up on the mic.
You laughed too whole life.
So anyway, check it out, Extra Life.
It's our 10th anniversary of Extra Life of our big,
big streams.
And yeah, it's the best thing I get to do,
it supports kids.
Ristrate does not make any money off of this,
this is all going towards Extra Life.
So that's it.
Oh my God.
Nice job, nice job.
Nice job.
That's PTSD.
Here you go, Chris, you want to go with, nice guy, nice guy. That's PTSD. Here you go, Chrissy, we're gonna link it.
Okay, so, so soft.
Okay, bye.
But because you don't know what that is,
that is the sound of Elite Donation,
which is $1337,
where every time we get that kind of donation,
that alarm goes off,
and that usually means we spin the wheel
or do some other thing that people have pre-planned
for the stream, You will hear it
A lot which is great because it means donations to the kids
But it's also like you'll be in the middle of talking and then
Bring your your jelly beans. I will but also Chris now. I have apologize. I called you a red flag earlier. Yeah.
Why do you have to apologize?
Chris, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm a yellow flag at best.
Or worst.
So if you listen to him, selfless, it's fine.
You know what?
I take a back.
I'm not sorry, Chris.
You're a red flag.
And I'm not going to support you.
So what is God's red flag?
What was it?
OK, so a lot of the times when I am about to say something,
I don't want to offend anyone, so I say respectfully first,
and I say in a God-honoring way.
God-honored. It's very funny.
So, if you didn't know me, you wouldn't talk to me.
Well, you wouldn't try to, you wouldn't let you try to buy pizza for me.
Yeah, I probably would talk to you.
You'd be like,
be sus.
In general, no, I felt bad because you wanted to go, so you wanted to you. You'd be like, I'd be sussed. In general.
No, I felt bad because you wanted to go,
so you wanted to go to lunch like this weekend
and I genuinely wanted to hang out with you.
But I was out of town.
So I was like, oh wait, Chris wants to hang out.
I was so happy about it.
And I told my partner about it being like,
Chris wants to hang out, but like we're in Maryland.
So it's not gonna happen.
I think Chris is really cool.
But if I didn't already establish that,
you were just a random person who came up to me
and asked me for pizza, then I had no links then.
Can we still do polls in chat?
I don't know.
Normally, I think we have to have a moderator there.
I don't know how to do it myself.
If we do have a moderator in chat, who could do a poll,
I would love to see if people would
or would not accept money from Chris for their extra pizza.
If they were in that scenario walking out of a pizza restaurant with
a box of pizza, had extra and Chris walked up to them without them knowing who Chris was,
would they sell him pizza? Yes or no? I would, but I would have charged you way more.
Yeah. I was prepared to pay. Yeah. I wouldn't, but I would use this as a story later.
I wouldn't, but I would use this as a story later. Because if it was 750 a slice,
I would have charged you a premium.
So I would have done $10 a slice.
Yeah, that would have been the easy.
So I would have been like, yeah,
you could have a slice for $10 each.
And you know people have cash and, I guess.
What would you have paid?
I would probably probably have paid $50.
Oh my God.
Just because I didn't want to wait in line.
They left 40 bucks in the pocket.
And Chris is a pocket.
I know.
You think those people will ever see this podcast and be like,
damn, I could have made a couple of extra bucks.
We're kidding.
We thought we was going to steal our kidneys.
Maybe they were just like, just take the money.
Or I mean, take the pizza.
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Yeah, no, I trust you.
Yeah.
In general.
Uh huh.
Okay, this is sounding bad.
It sounds like I don't trust you.
I think you're a good person.
Thank you.
I think you're not.
I would try.
Now if I had a box of pizza,
and I walked in here,
you were like,
hey, I would buy that pizza off you.
I'd probably just give it to you for free.
Yeah.
Because you deserve a free pizza.
I think that's what I was picking up some paint in the domain.
And I was like, and I was like,
I was like, you thought about blues?
I was like, what's blues, no, we should get lost.
Are you buying paint?
I wasn't buying paint.
You just said I was buying paint.
No, I said I was picking up some paint.
What's the difference?
So you are, I didn't pay for it.
Okay, so high.
Okay.
But you did it at some point. What's the most walking out of are an item. I didn't pay for it. Okay, so hi. But you did at some point. What's the thing?
We're walking out of the door for extra paint and no.
Hey, how much extra paint, huh?
I, uh, what are you?
How could you be picking up paint that you did pay for?
Chris, what's the paint for?
What did you get paint for?
Well, for, uh,
as good as, yes.
Yeah.
Would you take money from Chris for pizza?
What, what is, what is the paint for?
Uh, what is the paint for?
I'm going to use this primer. It's white paint. It's like a
four-dialand bucket of paint of like nice, turban, Williams paint. And you feel comfortable explaining
what this paint is for. Yeah, yeah. I have a friend who works at a store in the domain and was like
like on a you know like you can do close friends and stuff on like Instagram. the domain and was like, and like, you know, like you could do close friends
and stuff on like Instagram.
Yeah.
And it was like, hey, we have leftover paint.
Does anyone want this?
And I was like, oh, white paint, that's great, primer, baby.
And so I was like,
Isn't primer a different thing than white paint?
Well, I mean, yeah, it's like a base.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Can prime with it, but it is not necessarily fine. Yeah, then I checked it, it's primer's white paint. It's like a base. No, no, no. Can prime with it, but it is not necessarily prime.
Yeah, then I checked it.
It's primer's white paint.
It's gold.
OK.
And so I was like, great.
Yeah, I'll take that.
And so they're like, OK, cool.
And so I had to like pull the back of the store, grab some paint.
And I was like, I should get lunch with the blizz.
It's a guy.
It's the funniest thing to me.
I'm glad that you think of me.
Did you ever watched Barbarian?
No.
The movie.
I want to see Chris in the Barbarian situation.
I picture he's like the guy with the tape measure who's like,
cool, extra-score footage.
He's just like, I don't know what is it.
You got to want to say, you got to watch the movie.
Okay.
I want to put Chris in different movie situations to see like what happens.
I want myself to be in there and also I want you to be in there.
Yeah.
To see.
Do you think, actually, hold on Chris, do you think if we were ever on a team,
on a reality show, we would have to survive together.
Do you think we could?
Oh.
Red flag Chris wanted to end the podcast.
The whole, and red flag handing out blues.
We, so on the stream, the stream that we did today,
we tried to come up with names for ourselves.
So we have BB John, which is bisexual boss.
Bisexual boss.
We have Ginzy Gus.
Our local Ginzy.
Local Ginzy Gus, and I'm the whole.
Yeah, I don't know why.
Really took off.
That's what we're kind of whole.
That's what I don't think you want to ask.
Okay, and then Chris, we can put you as red flags. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no would... It just popped up, they had to make that.
We got the poll.
It's a pretty even 50, 50, pretty much.
It's like 51% of 49% of people who would
and would not take money for a Christmas.
Yeah.
Or, or, I would say 50% of people are winning.
It's a lot more even than I would have expected.
Yeah.
Who's clicking, who's clicking now on the screen?
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
Is that Michael over there?
Hmm, interesting.
Mike, win, Vlad.
I also have to click now.
Are you also clicking now?
Oh, now I feel bad.
Now I kind of want to give pizza to Chris.
We couldn't eat pizza any time.
Am I a Chris Apologist?
Guys, we should get pizza tomorrow.
Dude, yeah.
We're lunch. We're filming a get pizza tomorrow. Dude, yeah, we're lunch.
We're filming a pizza thing tomorrow too.
Are we?
Yeah, we are.
Oh.
We'll have to get you.
But should we get pizza to eat and also pizza for the kids?
I guess so, maybe I'll double the pizza
or do something to me.
It reminds me of college.
I remember there's one time we were filming this thing
and it was like a a kitchen scene in a kitchen and
We're like oh, you know we decided we'll just make have the characters make spaghetti and then we ate spaghetti
We like let that'll be what everyone will eat for dinner spaghetti
So you're in the scene you're you're filming and cooking at the same craft services and
You're in scene, you're filming and cooking at the same time. Yeah, craft services.
And production, all one.
Getting the biggest bang for your buck.
Spaghetti.
Spaghetti.
Which is also the biggest bang for your buck.
Did you ever figure out the STS spaghetti stuff?
What?
I forgot about that.
Is there a spaghetti thing?
Oh, oh, oh, sorry, yes.
Well, no, we haven't filmed it.
No.
Well, I'm not going to announce anything.
Yes, but no. Yes, but no. We need to work on that. Copy, that's no. No, I'm not gonna announce anything. Yes, but no.
Yes, but no.
We need to work on that.
Copy that.
Yes, that is a TBD.
Oh, can I bring up something about streaming?
Nope.
Yes.
Vote.
Vote.
I'm guessing.
But also, so I put out a poll, and I know Squad Team Force
also put out a poll about like, if there's anything
you want us to play or do, please.
Factorials. Like, wait. Gus want us to play or do, please. Factorial.
Like, wait.
Gus really wants to play factorial.
Gus, I'm gonna give you that.
It's already in the giveaway.
I want to play with Gus too.
We're gonna play Smite because apparently,
yeah.
Back in the day, people used to play Smite
and there was like all this cool stuff happening,
so I'm gonna make everyone play Smite.
I know like me and Barb are gonna be doing
escape room simulator.
We're gonna use both of our galaxy brains.
But wait.
And it might as more like a...
I've seen you run among us, don't you?
You know, well, yeah.
Yeah.
Escape rooms, they're already like a simulator.
I mean, so right, like escape room simulator
is a simulator of a simulator, right?
An escape room is an experience that's supposed to emulate.
Simulation or simulation of something, whether it be like you're locked up in a prison or whatever it is.
So I get where you're coming from.
But an escape room is still a physical experience.
So that simulator is a video game. Yes.
There was a prison escape room scenario
in that Netflix mole reboot.
There was.
I was going to say if you like escape rooms
or even just like the concept of an escape room,
the mole is a great show for that,
because like all the challenges are very escape room like.
Yeah.
They're not all necessarily like getting out of a room,
but it's like lots of puzzles,
like, oh, you gotta figure this thing out
and figure this thing out and like put these things together.
And one of the people on screen
is working to sabotage everything.
So the whole time, you're like, oh, who's stupid?
Who's playing stupid?
Oh, who's stupid.
Who's how I would do that?
Kill it in this game, I wanna do that.
But it's the same person as the most
throughout the entire series.
And they're supposed to, like, and you also, I think, get, like a bonus or not a bonus,
but like, you want people to think you are the mole.
Yeah.
So that when they do the quiz of who they think the mole is, they'll think it's you and
they give it out or get it all.
So everyone tries to be a little suspicious or do things.
Yeah.
Or do things to mess up.
Yeah.
It's really. Oh, all ten of these are all on Netflix. Yeah. I kind of things to mess up. Yeah, it's really good. All ten updates are out on Netflix.
Yeah, I kind of want to watch that now.
Chris, have you ever been an escape room?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Did you go?
Yeah, yeah.
You know what, the worst experience
I ever had in a escape room?
And I might have told the story if I have whatever.
There's one time, I'm going to be ambiguous too.
I was doing an escape room with family members.
Yeah. I might hold too. I was doing an escape room with family members. Yeah.
I might hold up.
I might sneeze.
No, no, no, no, I think you're gonna lie.
Waldkirst is attending the sneeze.
I want to point out something today who's wearing his mask
and started coughing and took off his mask.
Why did you do that?
Yeah, okay.
Well, it's like, you know, like a reflex,
you want to cover your mouth when you cough.
Yeah. And I was like, I can't, like, my reflex was to cover my mouth. And I couldn't cover it.
So I lifted my mask up to cover my mouth. I know it's stupid. But it was like one of those reflexes.
That's so dumb. I know it's dumb, Gus. You went into like the opposite corner of the room to cough.
And I was like, we're all in the same vacuum right now now. Yeah, but it's further away. I'm not like coughing on you.
Even who's doing so?
Escape room.
Escape room.
I was with some family members.
It was a insane asylum themed one.
Okay.
And one of my family members was heavily inebriated.
Just like the concert.
Well, that was it.
Well, that guy, that was, that was a singer.
Yeah, that was the same.
No, I know.
I don't trust me.
Trust me, I was not in a corner with connovers.
They're in Brad, I did know his name.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
But so I was in a scaper room, one it is. I didn't know his name, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But so I was in a escape room, one of my family members heavily inebriated, whatever.
Doing escape room, it's like that padded room and you're trying to figure out like the
codes to the thing.
And my family member, let's call him, give me a fake name.
Mike. Mike. You're the first person I saw, Mike.
Mike thought he figured out the puzzle
when he saw the fire escape glass,
like, you know, the glass that you like break
and then like, to pull the alarm.
Yeah, and so he punched it and shattered it.
And then we're like, no, no, no, like, grabbed Mike and pulled him away.
And then obviously the, the scape room, you know, a worker comes in and it's like,
what are you doing? You can't. Yeah, you're supposed to ask break any.
I thought it was the coat. I thought that's the puzzle.
No.
And we were like, no, no, no.
And then they were gonna kick us out.
Yeah.
And we were like, well, we put the straight jacket on them.
Well, they had a prop straight jacket.
I forgot about this part of the story.
Until recently, I was talking about my sister.
And she was like, oh yeah, we put the straight jacket on them.
I was like, oh yeah, we did.
We put the standard prop straight jacket. We put it on them yeah, we did. We put the stand-up prop straight jacket.
We put it on him.
Did you have to pay for the glass that he broke?
I think we did.
But they let us go on and we kept the straight jacket on him
for the rest of the escape room.
Man, that was...
They should have just kicked you out.
I know.
They probably should have.
Yeah, shit up.
I think they were slow that day, so they like...
They already had your money.
I know.
Hey, you know what?
Like I was a complainant.
Red flag Chris here, just trying to like take it easy.
There you go, that's Chris's name.
Red flag Chris.
No, the reason I asked if you've done an escape room,
you give me the type of energy of someone
who can 100% walking, control the room,
and get out in like five minutes.
Oh, I like escape rooms.
They're really fun.
Wow.
That's not that bad. No, I feel like Chris. I feel like Chris would be like, I like escape. It's never really fun. Wow. That better.
No, I feel like Chris would be like going to like every corner of the room, like 10 miles
an hour, just like, all right, okay.
No, like, like, I should go over here.
Like, two scattered.
I would disagree.
I think he would jump ahead to probably like a puzzle.
But then we'd be like, well, we need to figure this out first.
No, no, I'm gonna be like, a beautiful mind.
You know the numbers fly to me.
And I'd be like, I agree, Vare, I'm with this one.
I'm with this one, he's good.
I did.
Are you with me?
Yeah, it would be like Christmas figure.
You'll never see us leave.
We're gonna be out like, well, yeah, I see it.
I mean, that my crazy.
We will never escape.
We'll never see us leave because we're gonna be out
so fast you won't even be like, where'd they go?
Here's what we should do.
We go to an escape room.
That you can have two people.
You two do a room, Gus and I will do a room.
We'll do the same room back to back
and we'll see who has the room.
Just sounds like a baby.
I don't know you on. It does. Oh, but I guess lots of kids.
I'm like, it's film. Yeah. Alright, I'll give you one better. We'll go to an escape room,
both of us simulator. What? We'll both let us escape rooms. We'll go to an escape room
like a video game. Yeah, I was playing the game. We could do it on a stream sometime.
Not this week, but next week. A competition between the two. I would probably do that. We could do it on a stream sometime. Okay. Not this week, but next week.
A competition between the two.
I think we should go to a physical one.
How would we do that, too?
Because it's fun.
But also, I'm gonna double down and say that me and Chris
are gonna win this one.
Yeah.
Well, because of you, probably.
No, because of Chris.
Chris is gonna come up with something.
I'm be like, oh my god, Chris.
Yeah.
So smart.
I believe in Chris.
I believe in me, too.
No, you don't.
When do you mean I don't? You wouldn't buy pizza from him.
I wouldn't, but okay. But that's because he's like, no, Chris, but I know Chris.
So it's different now. Hey, we're, we're gonna go get lunch.
Yeah, some, some weekend. Our team name is and paint team.
Team.
Bliss.
Bliss.
And that sounds good. Yeah. Like, like bliss. Well, we're team bus
BP motherfucker
Board or
Garbra
Garblaze no, I like
Chris Chris
I don't like it. Bless. Bless is a lot better lot better. Yeah. We're team bliss and we're gonna
we're gonna take the hashtag team bliss. Yeah. Yeah. That should. I have faith. You
guys probably would do pretty well. Yeah. I agree. We're gonna win. I love this
caproom. So they're so good. When I was in San Diego for TwitchCon a few months ago.
God. What? How long was that? Yeah. I don't even know when that few months ago. God, what? How long was that?
I don't even know when that was.
Weeks ago, months ago.
Time is October.
Yeah.
It was like mid October.
First week or it was first?
It was right after FaceJam.
It's trucked up.
Me, Megan, Fouya, did three different escape rooms.
Two different escape rooms.
Yeah.
There's so much fun.
It just like makes me want to do them like every single time.
I should just go.
I do just three of us and it was like,
I think that's the perfect amount of people.
Three.
Yeah, what do you get too many?
Yeah.
It's like too many cooks in the kitchen
and like two I feel like is a little too few.
Yeah.
Although, I don't know.
I haven't done it with two people.
Three or four I think is good.
Yeah, if you have too many people you go to like divide up, I mean like you'll do that thing. We'll do this.
Yeah, I'm in this corner. You're in that corner. Yeah, look around. Yeah.
I feel like I feel like trucked up was like a series of escape rooms
themed in the kitchen.
I think you might have experienced trucked up a lot. I think I have very different experiences.
Can't give too much away, but we were talking about you on trucked up during the stream.
Pleasantly?
Sure.
And how you kept calling table spoons and T-spoons, TSPs and TBSPs?
Yeah, that's how they're labeled.
Chris, can I ask a question about that?
Not wrong.
I know he's not wrong, and I just want to understand where he's coming from.
So are you saying that because you get confused
with tablespoons and teaspoons,
so if you say it literally, you're technically not wrong?
Yeah, well, no, I mean, I think it can be confusing
because they're both spoons.
They're that are like a table and a tea.
Well, it's actually a measure of things, but yeah.
Yeah, but you know what I mean?
They're both like, I guess spoon isn't it.
And also when you're like a tablespoon,
tablespoon, tablespoon, tablespoon, tablespoon.
Whatever, you take that,
but this is,
but that's why it was just use macron.
A table and tea.
How many tablespoons in a tablespoon?
I don't remember what that was.
What's bigger, a table or tea?
That's his why.
No, I'm not asking. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, room at this point. And I, anyways, so you prefer.
I mean, to bespin, to sp.
Yeah, I was just like trying to think, you know,
focus on the instructions.
Yes.
That's fair.
Yeah.
Anyway, I think I'm excited about the show.
I think it'll be fun.
It's a very fun show.
I want to do more cooking things.
So something's going to be coming out, hopefully soon.
Oh, we did a cooking thing.
Me and Chris did a cooking thing as my first, I guess, project with Chris.
And it was, I, I had so much fun.
That's fun too. Yeah, it was such a fun time.
Oh, I was, oh, I have a story.
I'm scared. You can say the story. I was just gonna say how much fun I had with you.
Well, go on. Tell, continue compliment.
So it's just a compliment. Welcome to the RIT podcast where I compliment
Christine's hard time or insult. No, no, no, no, it's like it depends. Yeah, it depends on the day.
But no, I didn't really have to find one with you. I think you're a very creative person.
The way your mind like works, I am so intrigued. Like I'm just like, I don't think like that and
that's so fucking cool that it's a different perspective on how I walk my life.
Even if you end up at the same end point,
the journey to get there.
The journey, there's so many swiggles in this journey,
and I'm like, ah, that's so cool.
I'm trying to remember how to tell the story,
because we were shooting that thing,
that we did a cooking video,
and we were filming it at John's house,
but we forgot to like plan ahead of time.
And I was late.
I was late to this recording.
And I was like, there was a period of time
where I was like, aw, because we didn't know
that we were going to meeting at John's and not the office.
So like, if I'm within like a five or 10 minute
lateness, it's attributable to that.
But I was like 30 minutes late.
And this was entirely my fault.
Yes, it was.
What happened is I had dropped,
oh, how did this go down?
Oh, yeah.
I can tell you.
I remember how it went out.
So I dropped my car off to get some work done on it.
But it turns out the shop, which is really annoying,
they called me like at the end of the day,
I dropped it off in the morning.
No, I dropped it off the day before.
And then the whole day had gone by and they called me at the end of the day and I dropped it off in the morning. No, I dropped it off the day before. And then the whole day had gone by
and they called me at the end of the day and they're like,
hey, we are a shop that does like,
we fix engines, we don't really do like body work.
Shouldn't they have told you that when you dropped it off?
That's right, said.
I was like, I was like,
because I imagine when you drop off something
and you're like, hey, this needs to happen.
Yeah, yeah.
So I dropped the car off and I was like,
oh, you know, like fix this, like, you know,
someone hit me on the, you know,
fix the side damage or whatever.
And like, okay, okay.
So did you just like Google mechanic?
And not like Body Shop?
I don't remember how I ended up there.
I just like, what's nearby?
And I Googled it and then I dropped the car off
and it was like the
court's the end of the day it was like right when they were closing but I was
like well this way they'll be looking on it first thing in the morning because I'm
not gonna wake up at 8 to drop it off so I drop it off and then I was like yeah
yeah it's you know like someone hit me I was parked here so it's like fixing
this and then the end of the day the next day they called me like hey yeah so
what's wrong with your car?
I'm like, oh yeah, well, yeah.
Should they be the ones to tell you?
Well, they were asking, they were like,
I was like, oh, someone hit me, you know,
I was like, but yeah, what do you want us to do?
It's like, well, you know, like fix the thing,
it's like, well, like, what's wrong?
Is there anything wrong with the engine?
I was like, no, and they're like, oh, well,
we don't do like, like, we're not a body shop.
We don't do that.
I was like, oh, so, yeah, you gotta take it somewhere else. I was like, my thing was like, we're not a body shop, we don't do that. I was like, oh, so, yeah, you gotta take it somewhere else.
I was like, my thing was like, okay, why didn't you say that
when I dropped it off, which is very annoying.
That's just very stupid, yeah.
But then, because I didn't have a car,
I had to walk there, because I,
was on a far walk.
It was a far enough walk, it was far,
but it was like walkable to where I lived.
And, but I didn't make it back in time before they closed, so my car was far enough, it was far, but it was like walkable to where I lived. And, but I didn't make it back in time before they closed.
So my car was there overnight,
and I had to go pick it up in the morning.
Before they were shooting the morning.
I forgot that I had, I forgot I had to go walk over there
to get my car.
So then I like get ready to leave to go to the shoot
and I walk out and my car's not there.
And I'm like, oh crap, my car's still at that thing.
I forgot to go get it.
So then I start walking and I'm like stressing out
because I'm late for the shoot now.
And I walk into the shop and it instantly knew
that it wasn't the shop where my car was.
I walked into a different body shop or mechanic.
You found a different one?
I walked to?
Yes, they were like multiple that were like on a road.
A magic and a text message at 10 AM.
Hey, I'm gonna leave 30 minutes late.
I swear I can explain.
I promise.
I don't know if this even is a mechanic's point. He was like, something happened. I have my car. I swear I can explain. I promise. I don't know if this even is. I can't explain.
He was like, something happened.
I have my car.
I swear I can explain.
And I was like, what the?
So you walked to a different shop.
I walked to a different shop.
How did that happen?
Because you are walking in direction
where one would think that you had a map.
And you've been to this place all red.
Yes, yes, I had. Yes. I had Gus
And I realized I recognized the interior, but the exterior
evaded me
It like so I walk in and I'm like this is not the right place
instantly knew that everyone looks at me and I was like and I
It is is this car here. I was When you recognize it immediately after walking in.
Yes, I did.
I know.
I did.
But you still ask.
I know.
I know I did, but I was like, they're looking at me
waiting for you to say something.
I know this is an McDonald's, but by any chance,
I have a car for Christa Mary.
I didn't know what, I was like, they're all looking at me.
Like, what do you need?
Can I help you?
And I was like, I felt like I had to say something.
So I asked if they had my car.
You couldn't have been like, oh, sorry.
I went to the wrong location.
I didn't feel like you were being held verbally hostage.
Yeah, I felt like I had to say something.
Oh my God.
So, let me just like turn around and walk out.
I was like, hey, you don't happen.
I just say, oh, sorry, wrong place.
I know.
I love how in Chris' mind, he's like, it's more embarrassing to walk out and not say anything
than it is to ask if this random place has my car when I know full well that they do
not.
And they're going to spend the time looking through the system and going, well, I don't
like, I don't think they have.
No, they didn't spend much time.
They were just looked at me, but he's like, no, we don't have that car.
He was real quick.
Oh my God. I. Wow. just looked at me, he's like, no, we don't have that car. He was real quick.
Oh my God.
Wow.
So then I was like, I didn't think so.
You found the correct place after that.
And then I was like, well, but then I was like,
wait, did I walk past it?
And then I was like doing a little,
like, I walked back a little bit.
And then I was like, no, no, it's definitely further down.
I didn't walk far enough.
So then they saw me walk, they saw me walk the other direction and then walk by again and they laughed at me
I saw them come out like when you got on the right plane
I would have honestly I think I would have fought someone and I just waved and laughed I waved and laughed
I was like yeah, yeah, I think it was like I did like like, yeah, yeah. Just pull up like middle fingers, like.
Yeah.
But to be fair, my car should have been fixed
or at least been at the place they fixed.
Is there fault for letting me drop off my car
to place that doesn't fix cars?
There's fault for not fixing the car.
That's not the place that you dropped it off though.
Well, I know, I'm saying generally.
So then I kept going and I found the right spot.
They were just like very similar looking
and they were just like very like.
And when I drove there the first time, I was like, Oh, put it in GPS and like
dropped my car off and then I was like, just walking, not paying attention.
So then when I was walking back, I was walking opposite direction and I was like,
Oh, that, that, that looks like it. And I walked in. There's a wrong one.
Anyway, I could not, I could not,
I could not lead your life, Chris.
And then I eventually got it,
and then I drove and I was like 30 minutes late.
Okay, oh.
With all that, just 30 minutes late,
it's actually quite impressive.
Yeah, because I was gonna, I was gonna be early.
Yeah.
But, no, I would fail these.
Content idea, me and Chris.
Anyway, I'm good at escape rooms.
We travel somewhere.
For like a week, we just have to stay moderate. And we put a heart rate monitor escape rooms. We travel somewhere. Mm-hmm. For like a week.
And we put a heart rate monitor on you.
And a heart rate monitor on me.
It would be great if you all did not have GPS.
Like you had GPS and we had to figure it out.
And there was like a scavenger hunt.
You have to go to this restaurant.
That's so far.
Like, okay, we had to talk to like strangers in order to,
well, that's not in the case of pizza.
You have to get pizza.
I feel like you and I together are,
is the team that no one expects. I can get pizza. You have to get pizza. I feel like you and I together are, is the team that no one expects.
I can get stuff.
No, I'm saying I won't be able to find my way around places,
but I can get stuff.
What are you going to cry for?
Well, I'm sick.
You're going to be the one to get around the places.
I will get stuff.
I will get us around to places if you get the stuff.
You know how there's like harnesses for kids
You know really weird
Yeah, maybe
Yeah, no red flags here. No, no
Yellow at best
I think I think Chris and I are a good team. I think so too.
No one expected coming.
Teablus.
Who do you think is the most organized out of all of us TF?
Who do you think is the most organized?
I was a you.
Probably you.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Yeah, probably you.
I like us pretty organized.
Not my desk.
Physically?
No.
Yeah, I was a physically you.
Gus is kind of a mess right now.
Gus is like a very organized person too. I like logistics a lot
Yeah, I would say I would put you Gus and John in the organized group. Yeah, I'd be at the bottom probably
I mean, I don't
I don't know why someone came early organized. K. looks like a controlled chaos. Yeah, like like she knows
Where everything is. Yeah, I like to teach her how to alt tab today.
Oh my God, how?
I was blown away by that.
I can't move my mouse outside the game.
I want to move it over here.
How do I do that?
Oh my God.
Alt tab.
So streaming, and she was doing it with two hands.
Aw, so precious.
What?
That's been fun.
And I'm learning so much about my coworkers.
So are we.
We're just learning a lot, period.
Hey, we're learning, oh, I mean, even jumping into like trying
to work the tech side of everything,
because I work on OBS.
So like working on other things, other than OBS,
my mind goes, oh, I guess we're going to have to take notes.
Oh.
Like, oh, buddy, that's going to be a tough one.
The YouTube video's not going to help me with this one. I don't know, that'll be fine. But it's been, I don, buddy, that's gonna be a tough one. The YouTube video's not gonna help me with this one.
I don't know, that'll be fine.
But it's been, I don't know, it's been fine.
I've been keeping like a weird tier list
of all my coworkers.
Oh, really?
Where's some drama?
When do we get the reveal?
You know what?
Like, tier is like your favorite or that's gonna be first content.
Yeah.
You a tier list.
Yeah, that's first experience.
All my coworkers. Wait, really? Yeah, each week. I, that's first explicit. Oh my goodness.
Wait, really?
Yeah, each week.
I have like a little card.
Have you not seen my card system next to my desk?
I have a little card system every time
you all do something messed up.
I just, like, wait, no.
Oh, God, it's like a picture.
Yeah.
I know.
Because you're on yellow right now.
Why?
At best.
Because of the red flag.
It's a red flag.
It's Monday.
In my case of the massage?
It's, you're really bad at massages. I know.
No, I know it's a character.
Oh, that was your character.
I was in character.
I was like, Joe Bluth.
It was, I'm an obustor.
I'm sorry, I'm a bluster.
Yeah, he was like, he was like,
you got this partner and I was like,
I want you to know I'm more tense than I started.
Was it like the pinchy pinch?
It was the pinchy and then it was the karate chop. Oh yeah, and I was like
Chris it's not that's not good character
Sure I knew better
Put me in coach
Do I wear where mine is cheer list? Oh, what's it? What's the criteria? No, it's um?
We're with the uncle who's the most ally
No, it's um, it's the uncle who's the most ally
And Blaine is at the bottom don't tell Blaine Blaine is at the bottom
No, I if I had a tireless I had an idea actually to do that to do like
Tick-tick video of like I'm going to rate my co-workers based on without them knowing without them knowing based on And I'm making it like a Kim Kardashian reality show That's right. That is a way to get like
So anything you want
So nice to you if another being touched. Yeah
Maybe someone needs to bring in a cheesecake tomorrow. Oh, is that your favorite dessert?
I was gonna bring Oreos today. God damn it. You why?
Because So okay, remember like we filmed that sketch I was gonna bring Oreos today, goddamn it. You why? Why? Because?
So, okay, remember like we filmed that sketch
the 12 days of how we saw,
yeah, we had a bunch of Oreos.
We had a bunch of candy and snacks and stuff.
And after we filmed it,
there was all this candy and cookies and stuff.
That you took home?
And Blaine was like, oh yeah, have at it, Chris.
And I interpreted that as in like, take it.
Yeah.
So I took home the Oreos.
Uh huh.
And then later on, Blaine was like, oh, I meant like,
that was for like, for the office,
not for you to take home.
I was like, oh.
So what you're saying is you are gonna bring
an Oreos today for everyone.
But there were the Oreos that you took.
I ate them all.
And I was replacing them.
And I was like, oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You were replacing them with new Oreos?
Yes, I bought new Oreos.
I bought new Oreos the other day.
I know you're just gonna bring them.
No, I know, I think I ate all those ones.
Barbara, you can just have the Oreos.
No, but I was like, I was like, I'm sorry.
I felt bad because I took, you know,
would I, the class Oreos?
No, you know, and so like, I was like,
I bring, so I bought Oreos to replace the like,
I think Blaine did the same thing I did to Blaine. Where, Blaine did the same thing you did to Blaine? I was like, I bought Oreos to replace the...
I think Blaine did the same thing I did to Blaine.
Where...
Blaine did the same thing you did to Blaine?
Sorry, I think Blaine did to you
the same thing I did to Blaine
with the coming out day thing
where I accidentally made Blaine feel bad
for saying happy coming out day to me and Kayla
and he thought about it for three hours.
I don't think Blaine cares about the Oreos.
I don't think he cares.
Well, I know, but I'll be happy to get some free Oreos.
I feel bad for like, like hogging the Oreos.
No, I was like, and then next time I was like,
I was out and I saw some Oreos like,
I'm gonna buy those and bring them into the office.
I left them at home.
Chris, what if you deserve those Oreos?
No, I don't.
I already ate all my-
Why are-
Why as you, why as you as Chris? Do you, that did not make sense. Why are you as a homo- Why as you as Chris?
Do you, that did not make sense?
Why are you as Chris?
No, and listen.
Why are you as Chris?
If they don't bake it to the office, I will eat them all.
Why don't you deserve a full box of Oreos?
Because I already ate a full box of Oreos.
No, before, why would you not-
Because they're that.
I might have to replace them.
But I don't not-
That would be like, do I deserve a full box of Oreos? to replace them. But I don't not, that would be like,
do I deserve a full box of Oreos?
Yes.
In front of everyone else.
Yes.
But you took them home.
Exactly.
And I feel bad.
I think it's fine.
You took them personally.
Because I was like, well, you know,
I'm trying to eat less like shit these days.
I also, it does help that.
There were also other cookies.
There were a lot of cookies and candy and stuff.
I didn't take everything.
I was like, oh, so wait, why did you feel bad taking
the whole thing? Because Blaine was like, oh, you took those home. I was like, oh, this is- Wait, why did you feel bad taking- Because Blaine was like, oh, you took those home?
I was like, yeah, I thought you said,
go hand, Chris, or like, take what you know.
I would have interpreted the same way you did.
Well, I've been like, I guess I could take these.
If they're like free for, you know, free for all.
Well, yeah, and it's not like I took everything.
Look, I'll see it, don't trust that Blaine, anyway.
So I got a- I got a aureus for everyone and I left them at Look, I'll see it, don't trust that bling. But anyway, so I got a ruse for everyone
and I left them at home.
I brought baguettes today.
I know, thanks for the free bread.
I gave you, I think you guys,
I can't let them take it home.
I got one, I need to go take it home.
I ordered groceries and I asked for one baguette,
which was like this big, like fucking chocker.
I can't believe they call those baguettes by the way.
I mean, yeah, it's like French bread. baggets by the way Yeah, it's like fat
For some reason they delivered me four of them and I'm like I'm not gonna be able to eat
All four of these in a week or whenever I get my next groceries or whatever
So I just brought the excess into the office and people took some big sound
He's gonna make a giant big sandwich.
Like a cartoon.
Yeah, it's like there.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I'll go get some meat.
I'll leave the bread here.
I'll go get some meat and some cheese
and we can make a sandwich.
I'd be damned for that.
Big sandwich.
A big scooby-doo sandwich.
But yeah, they always call it French bread,
which is not, I guess it's French bread.
It's not a baguette, but maybe it is a baguette.
Yeah, it's like a big roll.
Yeah, because like a baguette's like the long one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, French bread might be something different.
I don't know.
I don't know what the actual terminology is for it,
but yeah, that accidentally gave me four.
It's like that time, I think I told the store
on the podcast a long time ago,
when I ordered bananas from Instacart
and they changed it up sometimes the verbiage of fruit,
especially, were bananas.
Sometimes they have it in bundles,
and sometimes they have it per banana.
And I was like, well, I want like five bananas.
So I selected five.
They call me five bundles of bananas.
So I had like 50, wait, 25 bananas.
And I was like, I physically can't,
so I said a message on Slack one day,
and I'm like, anybody want bananas?
I have a lot.
If I got that message, I would take all those bananas.
Did you give them out?
I did.
Nice.
I think Jessica the Swami took some.
I think I married Maryl maybe it took some,
but I just brought them to the office.
Beness, trust me out.
Why?
Because they, well they just, they can't complain. Beness, trust me out. Why? To me, bushels.
Well, they just do.
You're just gonna go in blue.
No, no, no, I just, like, they turn mushy too fast.
So here's what you do.
Okay, here's the tea.
So you can make ice cream out of those bananas.
I don't like a vegan ice cream.
You can also buy less.
I can't.
No, but like, it's hard to buy.
Do you order groceries or do you go out? You order. Do you hang them or do you just put them on the counter? I don't fall. No, but like sometimes it's hard to buy. Do you order groceries or do you go up?
You order.
Do you hang them or do you just put them on the counter?
I don't hang them.
There's your problem.
Yeah, really?
Yeah.
They develop a gas around them.
And when you leave them just on the counter,
that gas just kind of sits around them.
That's why banana holders, they're always like hang them.
That way the gas falls down and it's not sitting in it.
That way they don't turn bad as quick. I need.
You get like a little bend.
You can get one of those little things
that has like a hook.
Yeah.
That you just kind of.
I was just thinking about like, how could a hangman
as like get a co-hanger?
No, they make specific.
Yeah, yeah.
If you break up a banana too, like if you say,
you have really green bananas,
but you really want one tomorrow morning,
you can break one off and it will ripen faster
than the rest of the day.
No, really.
I didn't know that trick.
I did a lot.
Interesting. But I would, I used to freeze that trick. I did a lot. Interesting.
But I would, I used to freeze bananas
and put them in the freezer and then,
you mush, no wait, you mush the bananas
and you put them in the freezer
and then you not ice cream.
That's just frozen bananas.
So you can, yes, but also if you want to make it ice cream, you can technically put
mushy bananas or mushy bananas put mushy strawberries put in some oat milk, blend it together,
put it in the tub, freeze it, a tight-screen.
Does it have, is it, is it like...
It's sorbet.
But is it good?
Yeah, of course, it's natural, it's natural sugars.
There's some like oat milk.
There's a, I'm looking at you for like comfort.
You don't know how that sounds good.
There's a, a season, you know that,
I should come shop Jennings,
they have a seasonal recipe right now called
Mexican Hot Chocolate, which might be my favorite thing
I've ever eaten in the world.
It's like milk chocolate ice cream with cinnamon
and cayenne pepper.
Oh my God.
It is so fucking good.
It is unbelievable how good that ice cream is.
Where's it?
There's a Jennings at the triangle.
There's one in domain. And there's one at the domain that I know
Jenny's is very good. I don't think I remember. The problem is Jenny's fucking expensive. Yeah
It's definitely a special treat. Yeah, if you want to buy like a pint they sell pints there at the store
Don't buy them at the store. They're like really marked up. You can buy them like at Central Market or Whole Foods
They mark it up higher at their own store than at like Central Market. Yeah
If you go to like grocery store and you buy
like a pint of Jenny's there,
it's way cheaper than buying it at the store.
Which is very easy.
There's this popsicle bar that I found too,
where you can get a pre-made popsicle,
they'll blow torch the top of it
and you can put toppings on it.
So they also have alcoholic ones.
When it melt immediately,
no, blow torch.
Cause it's really frozen.
Whoa.
So, do you need to get out the
do you need to get out I know
Chris we can we let's go get tequila
tequila sunrise popsicles together
yeah it sounds nice we can I don't know
just chill and then give me a homin or something
I don't know do you like ramen dude
I like everything Chris and I are about to
go in like a friend day yeah the best thing
but yeah there's like I usually get
like a strawberry.
It's better not change the ranking though.
My fuck. Is this a, what's the popsicle place called?
Um, I think it's called. It's pop sick. Pop sick. Pop sick. Pop sick.
Popsicle. Pop sickle bar Austin. Pop sickle. Peacole. Peacole. It's, it's peacole, I think.
But usually get a strawberry cheesecake,
it's peacole.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a strawberry cheesecake bar.
I get it blow torch and then I get graham crackers
on top.
It's just so good.
It tastes like a cheesecake ice cream bar.
I haven't had like a proper meal yet today.
My schedule's all off.
I had four breads.
I did get you guys four breads.
My schedule is all off.
I had a ton of recordings and meetings today.
It was all those days.
I am starving and you talking about this
is making me so hungry.
And I want to eat right now.
Awesome.
Yeah, let me fill up on spicy jelly beans.
We have ice cream in the fridge.
And I ate one of those.
Okay, cool, cool.
Today my meal's consisted of a fig bar from the kitchen,
a protein muffin cup, and then jelly beans,
and that little ice cream thing.
Bad day for food today for me.
It's bad day for me too, for food.
I just, I haven't had a chance to do it.
I'm going to yell at the office for not eating lunch,
because I get yelled at, and that's
the only way to properly make sure that.
It was just a, I think it was a very busy day.
There was a couple meetings I was in, but also we were getting set up for a stream and
making sure everything was working properly.
I was very nervous for that, so I understand.
Yeah, so at some days you don't get as much as you need.
Just make sure.
This is Gus's third podcast today and like fourth or fifth recording in general.
Fourth, because I did this part of the stream as well.
Yeah.
It was a long day, a lot of stuff.
Back to back.
I had a meeting between some of the, like just like you, just like constant non-stop things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was. My daysstop things. Yeah. Yeah, it was. Mothers are busy.
Yeah, really busy.
Because it's a lot of like, all right,
setting you up for the rest of the week.
Plus podcasts.
And I just realized, you and Bliss aren't in the pizza thing
tomorrow.
That's why you didn't know about it.
Y'all are doing this.
We're not getting it.
I heard about it.
I heard about it, so I was in the end.
Well, if you had access.
Yeah.
I'll save you like 20 or 30 slices, please.
I need this, my career needs this.
It's funny though, because like,
like we immediately stopped streaming
and then we did RTPod.
I know a lot of people in the comments were like,
this is kind of fun,
because we get double the live feed content.
Yeah, which is like,
a lot of livestock.
We're gonna a lot of live stuff,
bring getting them out there on our YouTube channel.
But also, they were comments that's like,
yeah, we get five hours of blizz,
and I'm like, what?
I was like, oh, you're so right.
Yeah. Five hours of blizz, let's go. Oops, all blizz and I'm like, what? I was like, oh, you're so right. Five hours of blizz, let's go.
Oops, all blizz.
How long do you typically stream for
when you stream on your personal Twitch channel?
I stream for like six hours.
Okay, so you're used to.
Yeah, I'm used to, this is like a normal thing for me.
I just have an embarrassed myself.
Yeah, you just have to keep talking.
Yeah, just not to keep talking.
I know that I could never be a good streamer,
like individual streamer because even like today,
I was reading out people who were subscribing
to our YouTube channel out loud.
And I'm so bad and I get in my own head
about pronouncing people's names properly
and like reading it properly.
And for some reason, I just sight reading someone's username,
the hardest thing in the world to me.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
I do.
Sometimes people will have names that I can't pronounce super well.
And I say, like, thank you so much, Nonesa, for the follow or for the sub.
Let me know if I said that correctly.
And if not, please correct me.
And I will not feel upset about it.
I still don't know if I said Tara or Tara.
I still don't know. They never responded or Tara. Right, I still don't know.
They never responded.
It's like, hi, like no pressure,
but like let me know if, uh,
did I say your name correctly?
I'm gonna be thinking about this the rest the night.
So who is her?
I feel like I'm not, it's weird.
I feel like I'm not as self-conscious about it,
but just because everyone always mispronounces my name.
See, or actually, it's the hardest thing in the world.
I was gonna see the same thing.
I was like, for real.
For real.
For real. Oh, yeah. I was like, people for a lecture role.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, people say my last name,
and they're like,
Stameras or Demare or whatever you said is great.
Like, I was like close enough.
That's bet, you're probably closer than in what I,
I don't know if you saw this,
but you and I and a couple of the people were invited.
We were like added to this like event bright event
for like some location opening and all of a sudden.
Yeah, and I can't, I can't.
And everyone's name was spelled wrong.
I saw that I was gonna go and then I got sick.
Oh yeah, your name was like Demaras, like RIS.
My last name was spelled wrong as it usually is.
And like, I think John was spelled right,
but like every other person on that list was spelled wrong.
And I'm like, I know.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm a normal thing.
I like going to like the little things like that.
They had games and stuff.
Yeah, I was like a little like opening event for some,
I think it was like a restaurant or a bar or something like that.
Yeah.
I forget what location it was, but yeah, I didn't go either.
Not because I spelled my name wrong.
I didn't go because I didn't speak my name wrong.
No, and I was just sick.
Yeah.
For, you know, I love going to the movies.
For the first time in a long time, I went and saw a movie at the theatre this past weekend
to the draft house down.
Which one? I saw a decision to leave.
It's a Korean film,
by Park Chuan-Wook.
Really, really good movie.
I'm a big fan of his work.
I just want to say it real fast.
I can't say enough good things about his work
and about that movie specifically.
It's a very beautiful,
it's a very pretty looking movie.
And a lot of like,
you're always like,
it's always like a visual feast.
It's like, oh man,
there's so many cool things to look at on the screen at any one time.
Very complicated.
It's like, it was almost like a throwback movie.
It made me think of like,
movies from almost like Hitchcockian or like from the 50s,
just the way the story was told
and the way that it unfolds.
It's like, it's a lot, you know.
I wanna say it's a lot slower,
but that is not like in a bad way.
It definitely takes its time to build and make you invest in the characters and slowly draw out.
What's actually happening?
Things are going one way, and then it makes a slow turn.
It's all in falls and front you.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That sounds amazing.
I'm just very interested in that.
Very up your alley. Yeah, so good. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, know, of, of like Ultraman, which I was not super really. It was that movie was the exact opposite of what you describe. It was just like every
30 minutes was like a whole new plot. It was great. It was just like, it means like, you
know, a month. Yeah, what do they call them?
Cajun. Cajun. Cajun. Cajun. Cajun. Sorry. Cajun. Yes, I didn't hear that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Kaiju. Kaiju. Sorry. Kaiju. Yes, I didn't hear that. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Kaiju
thing, but yeah, that was like the exact opposite. Also, I got a hot dog that they gave a,
this is completely unrelated to the movie, but it's that fantastic fest. I got a hot dog
where they cooked it with a, what do you?
What do you call that thing electric chair electric chair hot dog?
I've never heard of it. I'm sorry. No, they put your
Electroids on it. Yeah, and then they like pulled the I pulled the lever and then it like was in a little chair
Yeah, and it shook the hot dog until and I cook cook, because I like my hot dogs a little toasty.
Cool.
Yeah, and it,
It also really grew, so it was, it was, it was grew some,
you execute your hot dog.
And mine was like, mine was like smoking.
Wow.
It was like the green mile or something, you know, like,
Oh, see, I like, I like, like, like, boiled hot dog.
Yeah, I know, jeez.
I don't like too much char on it, personally.
I would have given it like a tiki on off switch.
Recently started watching on Hulu.
I started watching the bear.
Yeah, because I know someone talked about the trucked up promo
being like it's very similar to the bear.
It's fired by the bear.
I guess fired by the bear.
And I was like, oh, okay, I'm gonna go watch it.
And I was like, this makes so much sense.
I actually, I really enjoyed it.
So fast paid.
I just go ahead.
I wanna watch more of it.
I only watched the one episode.
I was directing that at Perlmo.
So I was like, I need to,
because the whole thing is like,
oh, we're gonna do it like similar to the bear.
So I guess I just watched the bear.
Yeah.
So I watched the first episode.
But I was like, man, I wanna watch more.
Yeah.
The first episode, I also have only seen the first episode of the bear. I want to finish the series at some point because I know you said it pretty short
Yeah, it's very short like six episodes. Yeah, maybe six. Yeah, and it moves fast. Yeah, it's like 30 minute episodes
Yeah, yeah, we want to finish it
But something that are reminding me of was uncut gems that movie
Yeah, yeah, that's like very much like people talking over each other and the cameras like, it's like, I'm good, gems was too on.
It was too much.
Yeah, it was like too much overloaded,
but the bear's a little nicer.
Just to be problematic, I'm going to say,
I feel like Twilight paved the way for the bear.
There you go.
Because if you think about it,
it's in kind of like a blue tent
and I feel like Twilight really set the tone for blue tents.
So did the matrix.
I would agree for the nature, but in any other way,
like you're just saying just just just just color.
Don't feed the troll in like content.
Was it a better love story than Twilight?
No, I feel like Twilight's the best love story there is.
Would you would you are you being facetious or?
I'm seeing red flags all over.
I don't know, I mean like, hey, I'm not gonna yuck it.
Yeah.
Audiences are camera-style, blue-tailed.
I don't wanna yuck anyone's, yeah, I'm gonna yuck it.
But I also don't know if you're being truthful enough.
No, I keep making the comment that Twilight paved the way for certain films.
Oh, that was on our Game of Life.
I was like, when did we talk about that?
We did Game of Life with a BK Gus and John Me.
And it looked like you're in Twilight right now.
I know, I look like I'm in Twilight.
I know what you were.
I had a running stupid joke in that stream
where I kept saying I thought that we were playing second life,
not Game of Life 2, so I downloaded and stopped
second life on my computer. That's so funny. I was just pleased playing second life, not Game of Life 2, so I downloaded and stopped second life on my computer.
That's so fun.
Thank you guys, please just switch over to the Game of Life.
No, no, no, I'm playing second life right now.
I'm saying, you said the Game of Life 2,
that second life, I'm playing it right now.
See, I found like a naked guy,
and I started following him around,
I was like, God stop.
That's so funny.
We should play Gary's mod at some point.
Oh, yeah, that would be fun.
I played TTT for the first time with the Chumahunter
after Red Dragon and came out.
There was like a Red Dragon and special
that I was part of.
That game's fun.
It's also just like, walkie and crazy and so silly.
I feel like I get overwhelmed a lot,
like with a different role.
Yeah, I think we'd have to make it very simple.
Could we get another poll up?
Mike?
Yeah, who's going to the polls and to vote?
Yes.
Also a poll for the polls?
Yeah, I saw this comment earlier.
Or who's already voted?
Because to vote.
All right, this is Monday right now.
Monday the seventh, Tuesday.
Around Tuesday.
The eighth is a voting day.
Go vote.
Go find a way to vote.
Make time for it. Once you're in line, if you get in line,
you will get to vote. So just get in line and stay in line and go vote.
And are there like if there's any sort of voter intimidation or people in your area that are
making you feel uncomfortable? Is there like a hotline you could call that you guys know of?
I'm pretty sure that-
I don't know, I think you let the election workers know.
Okay.
But I don't know if there's anyone specific you can call.
Yeah.
And this is my first time voting in Texas.
So like I, I don't know how intense it's gonna be,
but I don't know what I mean.
Are you gonna be going tomorrow?
I'm going tomorrow, yeah.
Hell yeah.
I'm excited.
I'm off great.
Yeah, the first happy to come.
Literally when I was going to move down here,
Gus messaged me saying, hey make sure to register to vote. And I was going to move down here, Gus messaged me saying,
hey make sure to register to vote.
And I was like, okay.
I think the deadline was like a week after you moved here,
or like weeks after you moved here,
it was really close.
You're gonna be here, make sure you register,
get it, get set up.
And it's the first thing me and my partner did
when to be landed.
That's all.
Are you gonna go like in the morning, you think?
I think I'm gonna go in later in the night.
Yeah, I'm gonna go in.
And you can have fun with it too.
Like, you can bring beer and set out,
if there's a line.
No, you can't.
No, baby, you can't.
I don't know.
Hey, hey, hey, stop killing any.
Don't bring beer.
Chris.
I was saying like, you can bring, like, you know,
it gets cast.
Yeah, like listen to a podcast, you know,
or like, it brings some candy.
In Memorios.
You know, I grew up on the border between US and Mexico,
and in Mexico, on Election Day,
bars are closed and you cannot buy alcohol.
Wow, interesting.
Yeah, it's like, it is like, go vote.
Okay, go vote for the focus.
Yeah, I really hope people vote, especially like.
I voted twice already.
So, I did not, I only voted once.
Like, I think we, I cannot stress the importance enough,
especially about young people voting.
Like, especially if you're registered to vote,
which I hope you are an of age to vote,
like, please do it.
Don't think that your voice doesn't matter
because it actually absolutely does.
It's what every fucking boomer you know
is going out there and knowing.
Every fucking boomer, everyone who has very backwards views
on things is gonna chop those poles, so get out there and going. Every fucking rumor, everyone who has very backwards views on things is gonna chup those polls, so get out there.
Yeah, just get, just go, just find time.
Don't be like, ah, maybe, no, just do it.
Do it.
All right, well, on that note,
I think we should wrap up.
It's a good message, Chris, I'm glad you brought that up.
Thanks a lot for watching.
We'll see you guys next week.
I see you at Extra Life.
Yeah, I see you actually like this weekend.
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