Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris Never Had Sex Education - #668

Episode Date: September 29, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Kayla Milton as they discuss Balenciaga Fortnite, our worst mispronounced words, Chris’s potential pizza coupon scam that wasn’t his fault maybe, Gavin’s hole hedge spaceship, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by MeUndies (http://Meundies.com/roosterteeth), and Purple Mattress (http://Purple.com/teeth10 + CODE: teeth10). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Everyone. I'm real afraid. I'm Gus. I'm. That's K. And that's Chris and I'm Gus you know what it's Monday Everyone's got a case of the Mondays it's fine podcast is always on Monday Some Mondays are more Monday than other Monday the Monday just Monday of all I got a field yeah, it's like a Garfield's worst nightmare Speaking of nightmares. Oh straight in what the fuck is this fortnight balance yoga stuff What do you told them out? I guess let's do it the that designer label. I even have to say balance yoga

The balance. Yeah, they're doing like a fortnight crossover thing where you can buy One of the things they're selling is literally a red t-shirt that just says fortnight in black letters and it's $500. I hate that. Seems like good value. There's a denim jacket that Eric wants that's $1,200. Are you shitting me? Why? It has Fortnite on it. I dare you to buy it.

Ooh! Do it! A Chris Domeris dare. You don't call him Chris Dere or Marist for nothing. What the hell? What are you gonna do? What are you buy? Because I don't call them Chris dare or marriage for nothing. What the hell? What are you going to do by it? Because I don't want it. That's why I dare you to buy it.

There's a $400 cap. I dare you to buy that. Yeah. I bet if you did buy it, you could, you could sell it for like, double one. One of them's out of stock. There's a red hat that's $400.

That's out of stock. It says Fortnite. The red shirt is already, already being resold for $1,080 on Grailed. Look, this is it. It's literally like I said, it's just a red shirt. It's so fun. It looks like someone that came free with the game. $495. Is it soft? No. Of course, I don't know. It's a website. All of this looks like the exact same Fortnite merch that you can get for $15 and the H&M Yeah, but somebody just put the word bad and see I got underneath it and like a very

I bet you can buy this off Oli Baba right now for like five bucks. It looks bad It I could okay, I could go to a Walmart by a Haynes extra BFT and one of those like iron on transfer papers that literally make this. It's the no they were like do we have a grab a liner out. I'll do it. Like it's literally like they fired all of the graphic designers and they were just like what are we gonna do? If I had to make a shirt yeah that's what it would be like in Photoshop they're like well here's the logo it's transparency layer okay. Drag it on. It's bad. This is so bad. I'm depressed. This is late stage capitalism, guys. That's fine.

Capitalism breeds innovation, guys. Come on. Look at this white t-shirt that just has the Fortnite logo on it and the word Balenciaga. Wait, where's this day Balenciaga? Underneath Fortnite in a slightly smaller font. Oh, see, that's what you're paying for. Yeah, that's what you're paying for the name brand recognition that you definitely can't get by buying a $12 pack of transfer paper at Walmart and making it yourself.

We're not telling you to do that. I am. We're just saying it's possible. Listen, if you want to buy a shirt, I'll be able to do that. No, I don't know. It's basically like counter-fitting, but not really. Certainly, legal if you sell it, right?

Yeah. If you want to buy a shirt, buy this one. Yeah. Like, like, thumbs down podcast shirt. It's a good shirt. Yeah. And if you want to flex one other 12 year olds for five for five hundred a dollars, you could buy a lot of that shirt. Go buy five dollars worth. Have you ever seen those videos of, uh, it's this dude and he goes to like, it's just random places and then you like, streetwear meetups and it's just like a bunch of like he goes to like, it's just random places, and then you like, streetwear meetups, and it's just like a bunch of like 12 to 19 year olds. It's just like, yeah, this is a Supreme T-shirt,

they're always in like the UK. This is a Supreme T-shirt, I spent 500, and I'm like, where'd you get $500? And then it's like, and they try to see who has the most expensive outfit on, and it'll be like the most random shit, though, it'll just be like, just a simple black belt. They'll be like, yeah, this was like of God $1800 and I'm like why why and why and why and where and how and whose

parents I once met a guy here in Austin I'm not going to name names uh I once met a guy here who worked for Dell back in the early 90s and as a, like he got a little head a lot of Dell stock, you know, it became worth a lot. So he became very wealthy and he didn't work anymore. And he didn't use belts. Suspenders. He had ropes. He would like put a piece of rope through his belt loops. And then just tie it at the front. He's like, yeah, it's no point in a belt. A rope's way better. You get it exactly as size you want. You know, that's, I mean, I've used pieces of twine when I couldn't have a belt on my pants,

or I'd be like, anything that you can tie, you move between two loops. But why were you so far away from your house when you realized you needed it? Because pants stretch throughout the day? Yeah. Yeah, or I just didn't put my belt on, I forgot. And I'm like, no, I'm saying,

when you realize when you're walking out of your house. Like my pants, it's like throughout the day, you know, they stretch and they move and they loosen. Gavin, when I left my house, my pants were on in my couch. Like, it was, well, I said that wrong. When I left my pants, my, okay, so I was the couch, my embarrassing day of my life. Wait, my pants were on my couch,

which was right by my door. So the last thing I did when I walked out my door was put on my pants and shoes and then walk out. So it's like, I didn't think about belts. Sure, I just already had a belt on it. I just feel like I'd be like 20 feet out of the front door. And I'd be like, I'm gonna get a belt, right? Not fear.

Well, you don't drive cars. Oh, you like stepped out immediately. I have a car. You were a mile away before you do it. With no pants. It's easy for you to tell by not driving cars when you don't have a belt on. Well, I feel silly now because I bought these jeans from Levi

that did come with a belt rope. Yeah, so I feel cool. Maybe that dude was just a head of his car. Because I bought these jeans from Levi that did come with the belt rope Maybe that dude was just a D use the rope It looks nice with the pants It's pretty nice It's a nice vibe They were very expensive jeans You could have been on that show

The rope was like $35 of the whole purchase price probably. Really? Yeah, if I got them ropeless, they probably would have come in a little bit less. That's the price of a belt. That's more than a belt. I feel like if you're paying for a belt rope, you at least need a nice end on it. Yeah, because it's going to be a good fray. It's already a little fray.

It's not it. It's not loose, not limp, it's not it. Now what this is, this is a psych, like a Paris man, why am I buying jeans with holes in them? Yeah. Is that all grandpa Jerry's signfield? What was that?

What's the deal with the jeans and the holes? Speaking of grandpa Jerry's signfield, have you seen? He's like doing ads because signfield, like this is gonna be on Comedy Central. Hey, why? They're like recreat, like there's like an ad where they recreated just like a little bit of the door and like the buzzer.

And then. Recently. Yeah, and then it's like, you hear like, someone bring the buzzer like Comedy Central here, we have episodes of sign filled and then like, old Jerry sign filled comes in and it's like, what? And he's like talking to them through the intercoms.

Like, why did they make this commercial? Why not just be like sign filled? It's, you remember that show from 25 years ago? Here it is. Well, he must add some sort of deal where we want sign failed to be in it. Right. But how was that real? I guess maybe people who are going to watch sign fell like I know that that was a big deal. Like he got along with every syndication. What's that? Some demand and right. Yeah. So I don't know why it's like, let's roll out Jerry's sign-filled and wreak it in a five by five foot section

of the apartment. That's weird. I had a dream. I wonder if it was related to this. That sign-filled was coming back. Like they're rebooting it and doing another season. And to the point where I asked someone about it, like, did you hear about sign-filled coming back?

In real life, you lost someone? Yeah. Oh my god. You're a fucking weird? In real life, you lost someone? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, you're a fucking weirdo by the way, Chris. Why? We were over here earlier today, and everyone was working on something then like all of a sudden Chris looks up out of the blue

and goes, hey, did you all see that new Batman trailer? And everybody got really excited. We're like, what? There's a new Batman trailer? He goes, well, no, like the trailer for the new Batman. We're like, do you mean the one that came out like forever ago? He's like, yeah, that one. What y'all think about that? Chris no one's talking one no one's talking about Batman, too. That's old as shit

You can't like look up and be like have you seen the new Batman? Yeah, when I saw it I didn't talk to anyone about it Time You guys see the season one Mandalorian trailer Baby Yoda I don't know like you guys see the season one Mandalorian trailer There's a baby Yoda Well, I guess it's like one of those things like yes When you're not always in the office working around people you don't have those like conversations

You're like at home watching something and I was like I want to talk to them about this and I forgot to bring it up any other time If you Come on If you time traveled you could get away with it. No one would notice. Do you have like a notepad of like water cooler topics you missed during the pandemic? No. But you're just like going through like a rollercoaster

and like, what is like polite conversation? No. I just knew Batman trailer, not the Batman trailer, but did you see the new Batman trailer? Yeah, I refraised it. I said the Batman trailer. did you see the new Batman trailer? Yeah, I refraised it I said the Batman because they're all over the new back doing and turned and looked at you what there's a new one And I could see it on your face like oh shit. It might not be new And you're like rethought your process the new to me Batman trailer. Why had seen it a while back

I was gonna clarify. I just had thought about it. Why I want to ask about the movie Well, oh you the movie hasn't come out. Okay, so I had to ask you about the trailer. I'm going to make sense. When does it come out? I don't know. Is that the daddy movies? Batman.

Was Warner making that? Yeah. Yes, DC, right? Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Is that the only trailer that's come out? March 4th, 2022. I think so, yeah, yeah, yeah Is that the only trailer that's come out for March 4th 2022 I think so yeah You know about a month ago. What I thought it was longer than that feels like long

It's like mid-summer really I feel I'm gonna say July I don't know Did she see it a month ago? I don't know. Exclusive. So many people reupload it, and then there's like all these fucked up dates on it. It looks like me. Me?

It cannot, me. I can't fucking tell. There's like so many of us. There's always like those fake trailer. It's such a weird industry, where it's just like, when people know like a movie is coming out, so they upload a trailer, but it's just like when people know like a movie is coming out so they upload a trailer But it's just like clips from a thing that's completely unrelated and you're like oh, I guess you got my Google ads since dollar I don't know. I think it's so stupid like what's the end game there when the movie actually comes out and people click on that like I don't

I don't know. I'm not smart as those people. They're probably making money off of it somehow. It's not for not. Okay DC's the Batman official trailer to four months ago. Four months ago. It just seemed so long ago. May 8th, 2021. Chris has been cryogenically frozen. Okay, I understand why everyone is reacted. But you said you saw in a month ago. I feel so you're asking about something that you saw a month ago that came out Four months ago in chat friend the person says it came out last year. No I don't know I just maybe I saw it when it came out and I forgot about it And I saw it again. I was like who is that and then I remember who the Batman was I forgot about it and I saw it again. I was like, who is that? And then I remember who the Batman was

What happened to his parents? Are we ever gonna find out what's going on with that? Hey Gavin Would you think about the new fast and furious trailer? So it's pretty good um, it was way better than the movie What I'm a little confused like is there a new fast and fierce? No, that's not in the game. I didn't know if there's a new one. Oh, I got F10. Yeah, there will be a little bit. I think I'm doing the last one as a trilogy by itself. The last one as a 10 parts 1 through 3. Are you serious?

Yeah. No. I think that's what they said. I think it's going to be the final movie, but it's going to be 3.333, 10. I think that's what they said. I think it's gonna be the final movie, but it's gonna be through. 10.333, 10.666, and then like 10.99. It's gonna be a hard sell in the German market. I hope they do that.

Like I watched those Neon Genesis Evangelion movies on, and Amazon Prime, and they've got all, it's like Evangelion one, Evangelion two plus 1 Evangelion 3.333 Evangelion 3.0 plus 1.0 Those are the actual names of the movie. It's like the Kingdom Hearts games. Yeah, there's like Kingdom Heart.5 It comes after three chronologically. What? Uh-huh. And then we also have like 52.7. It's not related to the days of the weeks or the months or the number of weeks in the year. What? What? And then we also have like 52-7. It's not related to the days of the weeks or the months or the number of weeks in a year. What? So the full part 10 of Fast and Furious experience will be like eight or nine hours.

How long can a movie be? Like what if they just said Fast 10 is going to be nine hours? I think the longest movie has ever been. It was like 11 hours or something. Well, movie is like a Lord of the rings. No, this is just one movie. That's technically three movies. What was it, you know what it was? I don't know.

I found the list of the longest films ever. Are they French? I thought this was going to be one that's like a week long. Are they far? This is definitely foreign. What is this? This is French or this is Italian? Well, this is Bangladesh.

Yes, notoriously confused with French Italian. What is this? This is French or this is Italian? Well, this is Bangladesh. Yes, notoriously confused with French Italian. Amra, Ecta, cinema, Bonabot. That's why it's about how long is it? Is it erotic? Is it a filler? I don't know. Is this an erotic filler? My favorite can't beat no one lasts that long. It's 21 hours long. Yeah, that's. Anyone hours. Oh, that's like three Marvel movies. But sweet, a witch, sweet of movies. I sent you a movie a couple months ago. I forgot about I meant to talk about in the pockets till right now.

What was it called? The machine or machines? It was like a documentary about, uh, like sweatshops in India. Oh, yeah. Uh, and, uh, it was like a month or two ago. I sent you that. Uh, it's like, it's a movie with not a lot of dialogue. That's just like machines operating. And then the people having to work around them, it's shot really well. Like it's really hypnotic at times.

But then you're like, oh, these are people. And this is what they have to do every day to make a living. Like this is incredibly depressing. This is a filthy unsafe work environment and this is also we can get $500 Bon Siaga shirts. It's the movie equivalent of, oh god, what's that book that basically changed like the whole meatpacking? Oh, it was, we all read it. was um fuck right we all read it the city I would say urban um fuck is it I'm like is it urban jungle no I wanted to say urban decay but that is a makeup palette uh you have a laptop right there yeah movie or movie book book was that it

my the jungle sounds right I don't think it's the jungle. I think it is. It might be. Is it by, uh, something? Fuck, I'm, I've been feeling my high school tests so hard right now. I hope so on it. Yeah, up in St. Clair. Yeah, yeah, that book was fucked up. I'm glad it, you know, made kids not have to work and people get grounded to machines sometimes in places. Listen kids, that's how important it is. I still remember it to this day. So are people getting sucked into meat grinders? Yeah. Yeah. Just like dad's dead. We all got to send the kids to work. And then it's just like, oh, we love Johnny. He's the best one in the family. And then it's just like, oh, Johnny's gonna lose a hand. Sorry. If you get sucked into a meat grinder, they do put the meat out. How far up, say you're going to tozin. How far up would you have to go before you said, just don't stop it, keep it

going. Like at what point would you be like, I think always stop. No, no, no, there might be a point where you're like, yeah, where it's no good, like just below crotch level. Yeah, because like, once you get up to here, then it's like, you're getting all, yeah, your, yeah, like, once you get past, yeah, once you pass the growing this game over yeah that's what I'm saying like at a certain point you back no no just keep keep going don't stop it out please like you're like no no no please stop no no don't stop putting shit right back on turn it back on in the moment I don't think I don't know you might I feel like stop the machine and then assess afterwards.

You may have 10 seconds afterwards if not cave my added, but I don't think we should just let people go in the way. No, no, it'd be their call. You know, I in this meat grind. Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. If it's a meat grinder once it starts finish me, but if it's one of those deli slicasters, I feel like if you get here

Hmm, you get there. I'm like alright. I'll take it. That feels cleaner, you know, yeah, yeah, I don't know I think yeah, you get Man if you get even to like anywhere to the stomach, I think you want to start hitting the organs Yeah, cuz I feel like at that point it's just gonna pull your stuff out and you over Yeah, it's then it just prolonging It's not bombadilla in chat Tom Bombadilla 92 says I don't like this conversation. I don't like it either It's not what happened to Benicio in that James Bond movie got sucked down in the meat grinder

He does set and and because it was Timothy Dalton playing Bond instead of got sucked down in the meat grinder. Has he? I don't remember. Does so. And because it was Timothy Dalton playing Bond, instead of one, instead of like a corny one liner, he just screams, turn the machine off and you don't expect it, because it's actually a sensible thing that Bond would say. Instead of, oh, look at that.

Caw. Rising grind. But he's like, turn the machine up, wait no. No, at this point you just, just let him. Turn it said turn the machine up. Wait, no, at this point, you just go right. Turn it right. Turn it right. Turn it up.

I was, I found out the other day yesterday. I found out that there's a criterion edition of the Michael Bay movie, The Rock. Well, what, how is it different? I don't know, but it's out of stock. Like I was like, I want to look, I want to to buy this movie just because it's so weird to me. There's a criterion addition of the rock. A Michael Baymoot.

I went to the criterion website and they were sold out. It must be like out of print. I don't know. It's so popular. Flying off the shelves every day. What is the rock? It's a spout trash. Yeah, some soldiers take over Alcatraz with poison nerve gas and they aim like these rockets and poison nerve gas at San Francisco and they make demands of the US government. And so Nicholas Cage is like an expert FBI nerve agent person

who has to break in with and find Sean Connery who's like, he's the only person who's escaped rock. But he briefly has like a chasing in a Lamborghini or something. And that would be a whole thing. I was them trying to convince Sean Connery to do the mission. Right. I've heard like fan theories that in the rock, the Sean Connery character is James Bond. What? That he was like, yeah, he was like, you know, a British special services agent.

Who know, like they figure out like all this timeline stuff, like, and Sean Connery played James Bond and like all these things to try to retcon it. But I like the idea of Michael Bay making a James Bond movie. Well, this is a Nicholas Cage movie featuring James Bond. Mm-hmm, okay. James Bond is the side character. It's not a terrible Michael Bay movie.

No, that's a, I think that's a good one. Yeah, before he became a caricature of himself. Yeah, I like the all of the weird homo erotic transformers films he made. I've only seen the first transformers film. That's included in that in that specification. The outtakes for the raw. For the movie. You can buy the criterion version on $175. $2.75. Hey, just expense it. Yes, because use that MX. Use that corporate card expense it.

$175. It was $40 on the criterion website. Maybe someone who buys all the criterion movies and then got it and watched it was like, no, no, it's done deserve it. I don't think so. Are they solely peel the criterion part off of the? There's some outtakes of Ed Harris in the rock where, because he does a lot of his lines like on the phone,

he's talking to people, but there's this like one scene where either he's not getting it right, or like someone's pissing him off, like go with the smoke machine, he's pissing him off, and Michael Bay is like, come on, you can do that, and he's just in character the whole time, and he keeps getting frustrated, he's like, he's got the phone, and eventually he's messed up so many times that he just takes the phone and slams it on the table like 16 times and it is terrifying. Is that tape? It is like I would not like to be on that set because you could go at ape shit. Is that in the movie?

No. Is that how it takes? It's how it takes. Oh, wolf. It's scary. It's scary man. Russell Crowe. What do you say when it was done?

Don't even smash the thing. Did he apologize or was just like, he apologized to the guy he got annoyed at. It's scary. It's scary, man. Russell Crowe. What do you say when it was done? Don't even smash the thing. Did he apologize? Or was he just like, he apologized to the guy he got annoyed at? I think he wasn't like, go and eat shit. Pull up that. That's the truth. He messed up the phone.

I think he was just trying to stay in character and stay annoyed for the scene. Oh, jeez. But a little bit method. It was a little bit scary. Wait, so he was acting and broke and did it or was he actually a mad man? It nowhere in the movie does he slam the phone. He was just doing that like while it was flubbing.

Okay. So, okay. Wild. Actors are allowed to do anything in the way with murder if they want to. We should, the, like the asshole FBI agent that Sean Connery hates in that movie. His name is Woomack.

And I think there's a line where Sean Conner goes up to him and says, Woomack, you son of a bitch, we should clip that. And I should make it like my alert sound anytime Todd Woomack sends me a message. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. You know, can we put that into slack? Can we bolt that in like all the weird uh, some emojis we all have? Yeah, like, like, oh my gosh. Oh man. This episode of the receipt podcast brought to you by me undies. Uh, if there's one me undies collection, you won't want a ghost. It's this one.

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he was trying to convince John Connery and he escaped. Yeah. There's one of those movies I found out recently that maybe it was on the podcast that was it Conair is not a Michael Bay movie? It's produced by Michael. Right, that's it. It's produced by like it.

Not directly. Right, it feels like a Michael Bay movie, but it's not. That's the one where they're flying all the cons and then the plane like breaks down or something or they steal it. Oh, the one where they're flying all the cons and then the plane breaks down or something, or they steal it. Oh, we do. I know why we talked about it on the Black Box down. The Supplementary Episodes.

Oh, yeah. The Supplementary Episodes where we break down the movies. Yeah. The hero's way to the blank crash. Yeah, we did that with the people from SCP, which is like one of the bloody disgusting podcasts. And then we were voices on an episode of their podcast. It came out like a couple of weeks ago,

which was a lot of fun. The episode was called The Parabola of Gravity, but I played kind of a, in that episode, I played kind of a, the character I was playing was like kind of dumb, and maybe he'd only read the word parabola, but never heard anyone say it. So I kept pronouncing it parabola.

I was one of my lines and the guy who was putting the the audio together who was editing it all together said that when you heard that life for the first time you had to stop for five minutes and you just started laughing. It was funny. What's the worst word that you mispronounced for a while before realizing it like you'd read it a lot and never realize how it was set allowed. Oh, there must be. There's so many. I got a bad one. It's like every word. I don't know what it's good. I for a long time, whenever I would say Chicago, I would put a real hard C.H. emphasis on it and say Chicago. That's not, that's like, which is like, that's how it looks.

I can't imagine why you would say, and I mean, like, until I was like 30. Like, like, it's a Chicago. Yeah, maybe like 35. Maybe like 35. Listen to the old podcast and you definitely hear it. I, I don't know when it was it couldn't have been I don't determined I said Deeter mind no how were you when you did that I don't know I must have been elementary school or so it was a while ago because I it was a word I had read but never like Deeter mind Deeter mind mine. Deeds are mine.

I remember the first time I saw the word, uh, damn spelled out. Damien. Yeah, it was so, uh, foreign to me that I didn't, I didn't know it was a swear and B thought it was pronounced damon. And I thought it was like the name of, I was like reading like a random loose volume of dragon ball that I found in my grandmother's basement. Why did your grandmother have that? Cause she did like after school care and one of the teen boys left it. Okay. And I was just like, oh, I've seen this on cartoon network. And I was

reading it and I was like, oh, this is way more violent than the cartoon is. With a lot more swearing. But that's the only one I can think of. Every other word I mispronounce, I do it intentionally. Like decorative. No. It gives it more pomp, I feel. Yeah. What you got, are you think of any? I remember, it wasn't like I was pronouncing it wrong. I never understood idiot written down. Like I never linked it to the word idiot when I was younger.

I was like, what's an idiot? What's an idiot? And I was like, I knew idiot. And I was saying idiot? And I was like, and I knew idiot. And I was saying idiot. But I was like, I just didn't click. But it was written that way. I was like, oh, that's idiot. That's the way it is.

How how how perfect? Yeah. For me, it's like that when I see the word fiery written down. Oh, yeah. It's like, this isn't right. It's like the E in the R. How should it? It's F I E R Y. But how should it be said in the R. How should it? It's F I E R Y.

But how should it be in your head? How does it? F I R E Y fire E. Okay, not Fieri. Okay. Okay. I fire. I remember once when I was in ninth grade,

we I was in my health class. And which help if you're in the state of Texas, like this is this is the worst of the worst. Health class is like how you learn all the body and sex stuff right. Sometimes and right. Well, you learn about abstinence. But like my health teacher was a coach and it was like when you wasn't doing PE, he would come in and teach the health class and he a lot of times he would make us read out loud from the book to the class because I'm not sure you're not fucking a lesson planner anything and like I said

ninth grade so I feel like 14 or 15 he called on this one girl to read a passage out loud and she kept saying penis instead of penis and I was just they were like looking at my book and don't laugh don't laugh for the love of God don't he's gonna send you to the office if you left right now. Did she not ever hear the word? I guess not. Well, this Texas. Yeah, she kept saying pennies. I Over and over. I had the opposite of that where we had a teacher Who had a jar of like pennies or something and I don't remember. I think it was on her desk and it was like, she said it was like her like retirement,

I don't fund or it was her like something and she'd always make jokes about it and everyone would laugh and we'd try and get her to talk about her pennies, but it was because instead of saying pennies, she said, penis. And so everyone was like, yeah, Christmas from East Texas. Yeah, so penis. My penis. My penis. Oh, I need my penis. Oh, it's like the ribbon my entire thing where she's trying to say ice, but it sounds like ass. Yeah. Because she's Southern. Yeah. So everyone was just like, I'll get trying to say ice but it sounds like ass. Yeah, because she's Southern. Yeah. So everyone was just like, oh, get her to say pennies. Oh, God.

And she thought she thought she was being really funny, making jokes about pennies. But you're, you're, she was missing the joke. Yeah. I saw a video on YouTube the other day about this guy. I've seen this guy's videos before. Like he's this, this white guy who lives in New York who speaks, like multiple dialects of Chinese very fluently and he like goes into like Chinese restaurants surprises people with food right but uh he had this video where you have a series of videos he's like listen I've never for example like I've never spoken Korean before I'm gonna try to see how much I can learn in 24 hours and then I'm gonna

go talk to random people in Korea town in New York so it's like he just like found a tutor and then just like studied for a day is like all right I'm gonna go up to random people in Korea town in New York. So it's like he just like found a tutor and then just like studied for a day. He's like, all right, I'm gonna go up to strangers and try to just have conversations with people. And it wasn't great, but he could. It's better than if any of us had tried it. Yeah, and then he had another one where he was like, yeah, like I've been studying Spanish for a little while. Today I'm gonna go out to, you know, an area with a bunch of Spanish-speaking people.

And I'm just gonna try to speak Spanish to everyone I meet and then it go about my day. And the stumps themselves, it's like, it's pretty good, like it's not bad. Like, I would never say, oh, that guy's, like a native speaker, but it's like, holy shit, like, it's really impressive. Yeah, he's got really good vocabulary,

and can anyone do that? Well, I think if you have an aptitude for languages, and you've learned a bunch of languages, and certain languages have like like Like if you're like romance They're based in Latin right so they're all have some similar He said about Spanish is there's a lot of overlap in like base words and you could kind of like Spanish Spanich, Spangladeshi, they're all the same. They're all the same

Spangladeshi I would love to see that romcom. I feel like when you guys are in elementary school or middle school or whenever you had your first like your body talk, then I sweat you guys up into boys and girls. Boys and girls separately. No, no, no. I got cheated out of my talk. Wow. I never got one. That didn't just didn't want to use that school. You never know. Yeah, you went to school in Texas.

No, what happened, I think this is my theory, because I always had seen it on TV, and I was like looking forward to it, because I thought it'd be funny. Seem what on TV? Like the point. The sex talk? The sex talk of schools, like where the gym teacher

comes out and explains that. Like main girls. Yeah, like it's a scene that you'd seen and I was looking forward to it Oh, and I never got it and I think it was because I lived in Mississippi. I think I I Well, I think I but I only lived in Mississippi for a year I was And I also moved.

So I think between moving around and I somehow missed all the sex talks. So they probably had it like earlier where you moved to and leave Mississippi? Yeah, or not at all. It is, it is. It is, it is. Yeah, like however it was, I didn't have it. It was pissed me off. It sucks that you were so excited.

Like when did you realize that you didn't have it? We like 22 like I kept it like I get like in middle school and I was like wait till high school like I was like I was like Ed Grelin Ho says Chris not getting the talk makes so much sense I got a talk from my parents. I'm a book. They give you a book. They give me a book No, they give me a talk and then stuff will middle it I feel like no, they give me talk and then supplemental it book was it what was it? Don't lie, you know, I really don't remember, but no, I do remember I remember the images they had drawings like hand drawings of naked people

So how was I what did they say to you before? No, no, what makes it? I'll admit something embarrassed you you did not you did not well now I want to see the cover of the book see wait was it was it was this the was this the art style but for like boys? No. No. There's more. Don't show him his ex. He doesn't want to see that. There's a little more real one.

Okay, I feel like. I'm so happy that I know Chris and I are like, I feel like I don't make the most of it. Everybody got the book though I feel. I did not. Especially this guy. Yeah. I'm not a video. You got a video from your parents feel. I did not. Especially this guy. Yeah. I'm not video. You got a video from your parents? You're from school.

From school. No, I mean like from your parents. I feel like every parent gives you a really awkward talk and then they just leave a book on your bed one day. Not in any of that. I never got a talk. I never got a book nothing. It's got video school.

This might be in my age group thing because I'm looking at this book. It came out in 1998 and almost every girl that I know that's in my age group got the I'm looking at this book came out in 1998 and every girl almost every girl that I know That's like in my age group got the same book. It's called the Karen. I think it was called the Karen keeping of you or like your body and your something like that and it's just like it was just Everybody got this book and there's this one page that is burned into all of our memories of it's it's a drawing of like a cartoon girl putting a tampon in and we all we all saw it and we all have it in our collective memory and I've brought it up to multiple like friend groups. Everybody's like yeah I have that same book I remember that exact

image. It made me like never want to use a tampon until I was like in college and I was like oh cool universal universal universal., I just graphic The bit or is it is it more like a graphic version of like a Kathy comic? Basically It's like a it's like a diagram, but it looks like it was drawn by the like the Kai you artist. Oh, it's weird Yes, this is, it's bad. I opened up a private tab to try to find this book. Oh, it's this one. Talking about. No, the one he's like, I'll look it up. I would recognize the cover.

Let me see if I can. I was also like, it was, it was, you know, Christian themed. So I love that for you. I love that for you. I feel like, um, for Christian teenagers, they should teach it all together. Because I feel like um for Christian teenager. They should teach it all together because I feel like everybody needs to know about everybody's parts in that when we did something today and we were all talking about periods, that's why it's on my mind and Blaine found something out for the first time like today and I was like like like 30. It was I think it's like sometimes like when you on your period it makes you shit like and he was just like wait what? And I was like yeah, that's like a like when you on your period it makes you shit Like and he was just like wait, what?

I was like yeah, that's the thing and there was like something I don't remember there was like another thing and he was like oh, I had no idea and I was like they should I feel like everybody should learn it Blaine's also from Texas. He's also from Texas. I'm from Georgia. I didn't get a sex out. I got absent. It's only So they just the cover Chris No, it looks like a bathroom sign. Yeah, just the toilet's created like, they might have updated the cover.

Oh, maybe my mom still has a bunch of stuff that we had. We're delivery. Yeah, she's got your sticky Well like she randomly she kept things because for like grandkids and then she like messaged me Kids don't need you sticky book He on sticks a page just like that could have been you My my well no my mom texted me the other day. I guess I had a book when I was a kid. It was called Science in a Bag.

Okay. It was like some, here's an image of it. She was like, and she was asking, I guess asking me if it's okay if she gave my old book to my sister because she's pregnant. If you're okay with it, I'm going to trust Science in a bag to your sister. And I know she'll take good care of it. And I was like, that's fine. Like, that's cool of me. And I was like, she also didn't believe in climate change. So I was like, you've kept, so this explains, you kept science in a

bag this whole time. That explains. Yeah. What, why, why is it called science in a bag? What does that mean? You know, science in the bag, all the science you can do in the bag, all these the bag and science. You know, many experiments you can do in a bag. What does that mean? You know, science in the bag. All the science you can do in the bag. All these are bag and science. You know, many experiments you can do in the experience of a bag. A series of things you could do it with a bag, like gross seeds and stuff.

Yeah, like all slime probably. Yeah, probably slime or that thing with the borax and the elmer's glue. Well, that was that silly putty. I don't know. What? It's just different from slime. What?

Yeah. You can make your own silly putty. Borax and what is borax? It's a cleaning agent. You can buy it in your laundry to boost it like a sea clean. Yeah. Borax also kills ants. That it does. It's a very useful for a lame color. All right. It was a borax acid. Oh, you're right. Is that a bar? Ant killing club? You what? And I remember like when I'm like five and aunt killing club. Who's that? I was a club where I mean my friends would come.

Every time okay okay you know what I'm gonna say no I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say Chris every time I learned something about you I'm like these are all different parts of a serial killer suit. No. No. You know it all sounds like the first episode of a four-part series in the last podcast in the last. No, it was like fire. It's giving us some releases. They were like to get the off to the game. Investigators found a sticky book in it. When many people just stuck together. Well, we got it. We got a DNA. We found a bag full of seeds and a box full of dead hands It was like I remember I must have been like

Four or five because it was like waiting. I was that's so young to start murdering I was it murdering there were fire ants that had been us and then so then we are revenge Yeah, like me and my friend got bitten up by fire ants, so then we decided to like, every day while we were waiting, because we had like, whenever we didn't, like we'd wait for our siblings to get out of school. You know, because like, when you're in, what is that thing before you go to school? School. Pre-school.

Before school, pre-school. We had wait for the kids to get out, and we were, I remember bringing my ninja turtle toys and we try and get all the ants Oh, so you want stumping them you would attack in the motos Not turtles like like I had to plastic Sword and a plastic. Oh, it's a three-prong thing. Sorry. Sorry We stab ants Stab dance. I was dangerous. I feel like when I was a kid, me and my friend got bitten by ants and we just stay the

way for me at Hills. Well, you didn't have a club to defend yourself. Chris came up to me earlier and I thought he had a really serious question. Like he had his phone and he's like, hold on, wait, wait, I'm going to find something. Then he like, he walked away because I guess he was still looking for it. I went on to do something else. And I was sitting down on a couch and he more next to you. Like, he's like, I need your advice on something. Oh, my God. I was like, okay. And he's like, looking at us, when you pull something else that was sitting down on a couch and he more next to you like like he's like I need your advice on something.

Oh my god. I was like okay and he's like looking at us on you pull something I was like look at this and it's like a picture of a metal box that's like six inches by six inches he was do you think I should cover this up or turn it into a robot. I said what? I've got this box. Should I just like cover it or make it a robot? And I said, well, obviously you put Google eyes on it and make it a robot. He's like, okay, yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

Thanks. I was like, he came up like so serious. Do you flatsu that you needed your advice? I was like, what? It is in my laundry room. I'm like, like painting it. What is it? Well, it's an electrical box, but it has like arms and legs because it has, I'll show you

picture of it. Yeah. Maybe I should show you a picture when I'm done with it. I want to show you. But he's like, he seems so serious. Like, I need to invite, I was like, oh shit. You must have said it was serious. It was serious.

Yeah. I like that. That's one of your top priority problems. Well, you like must feel so. I'm about crafting. Like, you can see it. So I'm like, I'm getting it. Oh, yeah, that does look like a robot. Yeah. Okay. No, he's right. Are you going to put a tiny your box on top for the head?

Huh? Well, I covered that whole up, but I will put a hat on it. Yeah. Okay. But yeah, I need all these is one arm and some eyes. Yeah. And it's a robot. Yeah. I'm thinking tiny your box for the head, though. That's good. Yeah. What are you going to do for an arm? Like some dry up tubing on something? your box for the head though. That's gonna be, yeah. What are you gonna do for an arm? Like some dry up chew being on something? Is there some conduit or something? Yeah, yeah.

I keep smacking it. Anyway, so I'm gonna be my robot. What's I gonna do with work? Well, it nothing. It's like a piece of cake. It's like a piece of cake. It's like a piece of cake. It's like a piece of cake.

It's like a piece of cake. It's like a piece of cake. It's like a piece of cake. It's like a piece of cake. It's like a piece of cake. It's like a piece of cake. We're we're we're in between yeah, and I I've played and I had to decide like today. Oh, yeah, I mean I can't imagine what would happen if you didn't Wow, I'm gonna paint like tonight. Oh You can't convert it to a robot later. Yeah, well if I paint it silver now if I paint it Yeah, I'm gonna have to cover it up I will say don't paint, I feel like, you know, I watch a lot of TikToks, the worst thing I see is like the ironic like landlord videos

where they're just like, it's like, oh, don't tape this up, just paint over it because you know you get those lights, which is they're just painting layers of paint. So I feel like in the long run, not painting it in the first place is that. Yeah, yeah. For real advice.

Time. Yeah, make it a robot. I'll be. I'll be cool. I discovered it too is in a box. The electrical box was in a box. It was like someone had wooded him in. I'm losing my mind. He showed me those photos.

He's he's actually. I'm losing my mind. He showed me those photos. He's actually put the script in. You uncovered it and then asked if you should cover it. No, no, I didn't want to cover it. I meant paint over it. Is that what you said? Okay, that's what I said. Okay. But if you didn't want to find a box in my laundry room,

I was like, box in the box. A robot. A robot had apparently. Someone's trying to stop the rise of the machine. Have you ever, um, has your Google ever heard you talk? Oh, yeah. Okay. So my, I was, uh, I was, uh, my roommate's cat's name is GoGo. So when I talk to the cat a lot of the times, my Google hears it. Oh, it's, yeah, it sucks so about.

But one time I was like, like, like, Google was like scratching my, she's scratching up my little ottoman thing in my room. And I was like, Hey, go go, you done bitch. Stop it. And then Google was like,

I'm sorry if I did something to offend you. You don't have to take that tone with me. And I was like, I don't like that. That made me uncomfortable. I don't like that. And I always say, please and thank you to my Google home. So you are that there's made me uncomfortable. I don't like that. And I always say, please and thank you to my Google home. So you are the does a person listening? No, I'm worried

that when the Google inevitably becomes sentient, she'll remember that like a fucking bio, like a bio shock game character. I just unplug it. Is there a way to, is there a way to program there like things to respond to go go gadget? because that would be cool. Yes. You can. Yeah. You can, when you put in a prompt, when you make your custom prompts in the app, you can make the prompt be anything you want. So you can say like go-go gadget weather and it's just a weather and rain noise machine, which yes, I can do on my phone to a speaker, but like I like having the Google home in science. Why don't you put the Google home in the robot? Well, it's in the laundry room. I don't. It's like, no, just for like, if you want to have a chat with it,

you don't have to, like, not for convenience, just for, because you're obviously going to bring people home and show them the robot. Right. And then you can be like, robot, what's the weather? And then you can put like a fake little speaker in the middle. It could be a cat. Maybe it's a cat. It could be a Google home. There looks 30 bucks. Then I'd be like, Hey, come look at the corner of my laundry room. They talked to it. Well, you've made it a robot. You might as well make the most of it.

Yeah, you're going to get people over. You could just have it playing music. And they're like, what's that? You're like, Oh, my robots, let's see the music. And they say, what you're like, come on, take a look and show you a robot. Don't know. I'm gonna say that robot I made a robot in the laundry room. The laundry room, one of the second-whettest room in the house. Yeah, I put a robot in there. Nobody knows where you are, right? The first-whettest room is over here about the second. I did.

I stopped myself. Third-whettest, if you're, you know, nasty. What the hell are we talking about? We're talking about sex. I do have I have a I have a this all started by the way from mispronouncing words. That's how we get up here. Okay. So wait, how did you learn how to bang? Yeah, who taught you how to fuck trial and error, man?

That's it. That's instinct. Yeah. I mean, I did read the book. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or at least, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah This episode of the Rusey Podcast brought to you by Purple. When you have a purple mattress, you'll sleep like a baby, no matter what the world throws at you. It's because only purple mattresses have the grid, a unique ventilated design that allows for air to flow through, which keeps you cool.

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I did, I have a weird interaction I had. No. This isn't my fault. I got an advertisement in the mail. It was a coupon for a new pizza place that just opened up. And it said like buy a large pizza, get a free medium pizza or something like that. And it said, check out order. Now you order through our new website, but there was no code to use

the coupon on the website. Yeah. And there was no expiration date on the coupon. And so I went to the website and I was like it's not working It's like it's impossible to use this thing that they sent to advertiser new website Right to use Using the thing so I call them of course and my K Can I do this I have this coupon and the guys like it's not a coupon? That's we don't we didn't't send that out. I was like, what would he, I mean, it's like, yeah, that that's too good of a deal. When we ever do that, there's a day he's like, no, I don't, I don't, he's like, I don't believe you. Like, basically, I was like, what you made it? Yeah, I was like, I was like, no, I mean, it came

in the mail. Is this this pizza place? And he's like, yeah, but that, that can't be our, that can be ours. That can't be our coupe, can be ours. That can't be our coop. I don't believe you. It's someone playing a lot. I was, I was like, well, it came in the mail. Someone must have mailed it out. And he was like, I was like, can I order it? And then like, he's like, yeah, but I was like, he wanted me to pay in advance. I was like, well, I'm only going to pay what the coop, like, and he was like, all right, well, I guess we'll settle this when you get in. Like, I was like, well, I'm only gonna pay what the coup, and he was like, all right, well, I guess we'll settle this when you get in.

Like, I was like, I was like, I will bring it into the store to show you that it's legit. And he's like, okay. All right, I'll know about that. But he's like, I'll make the pizza, but I don't, like, but, and I was like, so I showed him, he's like, and he like, cussed, like, and like, I think blame someone's, I don't know, it was like, he's, I can't believe that's a thing. We're gonna lose money on these.

It was just like a local, like a mom and pop people. It was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it's a piece of the law laws. The fuck's law laws. Law laws, the, the bar, law laws like, uh, Burnett. Okay. Lala's the bar off of like a Burnett, okay. Oh anyway And but there's no expiration date on it So there's no limit one use oh yeah And then he didn't take it because I think he was so flabbergasted by it. So did you get the free?

I did get the free pizza. What was the deal? Do you mind me asking? No, it was a Biolars any is like buy a large pizza get free medium and there were no specifications on what type of pizza So you could like by a large 12 dollar cheese pizza and then get whatever you wanted for me like all the toppings Yeah, they go so much money on this. I guess so, but I just was he I just couldn't believe that he was like arguing with me about it Like whether or not it was real And I had to bring it in. See a normal person like me I just would have given up. Like I can't use this on the website. Okay. Oh well. Yeah. Yeah. It should have balled it up and thrown. No, I think I'm with Chris. I don't think any of that is your fault. No, I don't

think it was on the phone. I just wouldn't have followed through with it. Yeah, I would have. Well, I was like curious. I was like, well, I, it was, and then, and then, and then I had to prove a point when he was like, that's not real. I had to go in then, and then you know, I think it, what do you think, robot? And the robot was, today is weather is 87 degrees slightly cloudy with a chance of rain. Yeah, that's what I was thinking to. Thank you, Rob. I always know what to say. That place. I've eaten at another location of this place before. What's it called? You didn't say it, so I don't want to say it.

Glac them. I mean, they were fine. They did their deal. They didn't like, you know, chicken out of this. They fall through with it. So you were the first person that tried to use this, I guess so, or at least with that guy working there. Wait, hold on.

This guy wasn't your mailbox. Came on mailbox. You look at those. Yeah. Every piece of junk mail, I just throw them they're cycling immediately. Yeah, the US Postal system is just moving trash around It's basically. Yeah, it's basically a spam. It's a spam in box and I like IRL it sucks. I think I get Two pieces a male a month that I need really. Oh, maybe yeah somebody one time I was looking at a thing where I was like, I think I was trying to like refinance my student loans

three years ago. And now every address I've ever moved to, I get six letters a week. That's just like, do you want the sketch you predatory loan? Do you want the sketch you predatory loan? How about this sketch you predatory loan? And I can't make them stop.

I put it into one website. And it's been three years non-stop of just those every single day I get like one a day minimum. I don't know why you can't just turn off mail. Like if I, like I wanted to remove the mailbox everywhere. Like where does this? This was a same-filled episode.

Was it really? Yeah, Cramer just doesn't want mail anymore, right? I'm with Cramer on that one. But they'll just dump it on the floor. You have to have mail. It sucks. It's littering. It's the mailman throwing shit at my front door.

It's always like a, it's like a, it'll be like, hey, here's not even coupons. Just the prices of food at the grocery store I'm never going to shop at. Someone telling me to like vote for something I don't want to vote for. And then like again, the weird predatory loans. And then sometimes.

And it's a coupons. Yeah, but also now me and my roommate, we rent our house from like just some dudes, just some gay guys that live down the street from us. And now we keep getting these like, I wanna buy your home cash. I wanna buy your home cash. And I'm just like, fuck, we're gonna lose our house.

Because we do not pay the area rate. I'll tell you that. How, what if you tried to sell it? How far down the, how far down the process do you think you get before they were like, oh, you don't own it. How forgedy. That's on them for not doing the due diligence and realizing about me and my roommate. That's one of the things you pay for is they do their due diligence. That's

part of the process. Is your pay someone way too much money so they can say yes to this person legally owns it. You should do it. Go through the process. Wait their time. No no. Then go to landlord and say but I want the real trophy. You lose your house. Yeah but then they have to break the lease in order to sell it. But then they'd have to break the lease in order to sell it. So then they'd have to pay you more lease. I'm going to have a lease anymore. Are you kidding me month to month? Okay. Well, my plan is not more expensive. Uh, not for our specific situation. Okay. Sometimes it feels like they for like I feel like we're just like a monthly deposit that

they get into a random PayPal account. Like I've never spoken to them. I've never seen them. They've never seen me just pays them every. I've been my roommate and she like pays them. Like I have no trace. I have none interaction with them. The lease I signed was literally like the like the default one that they print from

like the Texas landlord website or whatever, uh, and the terms were just like, and if this leases ends, you just keep paying until we don't want you living there anymore. So that's where we're at. Nice. Cool. So hopefully they don't, uh, sell our house. That would be nice. It's not how that happened. Uh, the, I mean, they're probably holding on to it. I feel like if you don't need to sell right on the last, you hold on to it. Yeah, I think there's a lot of value. So much. It's not how that happened. I mean, they're probably holding on to it. I feel like if you don't need to sell right now, and ask you hold on to it. Yeah, I think there's a whole other value so much. It's fucking insane. I think they have other houses here.

But yeah, I'm just worried because it's something like, it's like in an area that's just getting real peak gentrification right now. So, it's all about them. Yeah, no, no, no. I mean, like, peak, like, like, when I moved in, there was none houses and now there's three of those,

like, ugly box houses around us. And like, I saw one of them on Zillow and it was like, one of them was like, 28, like, 2800 a month to rent. And it was like, a little $25 million a buy. And I was like, it's so fugs and tiny. But, oh, God, I'm so worried. When I- When I real estate.

But my first house in Austin, it was 2009. And the way I bought it was I looked for the cheapest, literally I sorted real estate by like Christ load a high. Like it's a furber 20 report. And I found the cheapest house on the list that like did, it needed a lot of work, but it wasn't like tear down. And that's the house I bought. I paid in 2009, I paid hundred and eighty thousand dollars for it. That's not a lot

It just sold earlier this year. I obviously I sold it when I moved out It's a $1 million dollar someone else bought it and that other person sold it and it sold for almost $600,000 That's insane. It was a it was a it was a cool house. It was very tiny It was a fucking small like was that small. I can't believe someone got almost $600,000 for that house after like 12 years that have just passed by. The real estate market in Austin is insane. It's off the rails. The same thing with the apartment. People want to see it. Can I say where we filmed? Yeah, we filmed a tarik kid at that house.

That's fun. Can't keep going up though, surely. I don't know. You're right. It's going to have to stop some time. I don't know if you know this about America Gavin, but we run on something called capitalism, and that just means the numbers go up and up and up, and they never go down ever because it's a perfect system.

And there has never been any sort of economic bubble that has ever burst or popped or anything. That's why we're by my house in 2009. That was like, oh, the economy crashed. You know, you said 2009, I was learning like, oh, he got like a housing bubble crash house. Yes. The market was down a little bit. I think my parents did the same thing. Like, that's only about their house. Like, literally like 2008. So how does it work? Do the recessions just get closer and closer together until there's no such economy? Yeah, until we're literally a room. Yeah, isn't that fun? You can always go back. You got a place to go to. When you cried for everything I like is here. His place is also fuck to yeah

Well, that's the one. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot about oh, yeah, you guys are I can get an Italian passport. Oh, yeah Look me. I'll get that one. That's probably better I mean it's still in the year It's much better. No, I guess you got the EU. Yeah You know that support system that apparently one country needed that they thought they didn't need. That's also on that subreddit we were talking about just a lot of posts about Brexit. People just like, uh, they're just food here and it's like, well, yeah, because it's being imported from everywhere else. And now you took yourself out of the line.

Wasn't there like a deal where they were having where the UK's having a truck driver shortage? Yeah, because they kicked out the, because they were like, we don't want any immigrants here. And then they're just like, wait, nobody's delivering all the stuff. And then they had a classic like that there's fear of a fuel shortage. Yeah. Cool.

Cool. Is the fuel shortage thing that I've ever heard recently? That's where it's Texas shit. That's where the hot girl shit. That's probably round 12 paper. Yeah. Fear of diarrhea, I guess, and not being able to get toilet paper. It's just not important. Oh out toilet paper. Yeah, fear of fear of diarrhea, I guess and not being able to get toilet paper

It's just not important. Oh Big rope I mean you can still get away without using it. You just have to take a lot of showers Your showers hands a lot afterwards. I feel like it's the most It's the one who doesn't want to wash your butt in the shower. Well, I mean, it's it's not like food It's not like I'm gonna die without bug girl. Oh, okay. You say bug girl?

Yeah. Is that what it's called in your country? Bug girl, yeah. You're in the bug. Is that what it's called? The bug? Yeah. That's disgusting.

Yeah, gee. You know what that sounds like a Southern thing though. I can see it now. You know how they, you know how they feel like the Southern accents, the original British accent, but then when America happened, the Brits changed their accent to Discuss themselves from southerners. Oh, yes So Shakespeare sounds better in the southern accent bugwash sounds like something like my grandma would

Say bugwash. Yeah, bugwash is when you flush someone's head in the toilet It's called a flusher here. That was quite swirly. Oh wait. Speaking of risk for announcing words. Do you have a word for wedgie? No, well wedgie, probably. Tippy-toppy up your phone. Oh, maybe. I feel there is something. Did you ever get a wicket? That's sticky wicket. That's a wicket. I don't know. That's in cricket. That's a that's a a blue marappi. A blue marappi. No, that sounds a little, that sounds a little to Australia. A boggy bluma. There we go. We figured it out. When you were a kid, is there anything you did like to emulate something you'd seen on like TV or that as an adult, you're like, I can't

believe I did that. All of it. Everything I've ever done up until yesterday and probably tomorrow. Like, there's one thing I don't know if I've ever told anyone this, but I will tell it now. I'm joking it to you. No, I wasn't there. I told anyone that either.

I'm like, how you said you had to confess something embarrassing. And we all knew you didn't have to say, but anyway, what is it? I, well, I still, too, this day love Calvin and Hobbs. It's like, but there was a, and as a kid, I love Calvin Hobbs. And I was like, I think I started reading. And there was a comic where Calvin and Hobbs, or Calvin, he didn't like taking baths

Where he went in the toilet and then flush the toilet Yeah, and then got out and I was like that's genius. No, how is that better? You're still getting wet. I and so one time I was like I'm gonna do it My mom told me to take a bath and I got in the toilet You like got feet first the toilet. I said said how old were you I must have been like six you just folded yourself up Yeah, I would get some torsion this and I flushed the toilet and Splashed around and got out until my mom I take it a She's like shit

She I don't think she was like checking You know I was like drying off. Oh my god. Every puzzle piece we get. Every puzzle piece we get. That is disgusting. That's the worst thing. I can't imagine if I had a kid and they did that,

I go straight to the orphanage. They never, they never, like no one ever knew. No one ever knew. If you like getting the never they never like no one ever knew if you like getting the car Chris. No, whenever you're going to a farm. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm upstair Chris.

Y'all have a first one I told you soap. No, no, because he didn't want to take it back. No, he's cowland and do you soap? Are you going to tell your mom? No. That's some I was like, I was like, oh, what's the weird like I used to um I You remember sock them sock them boppers. Yeah, yeah, they're like inflatable

Like punch in your friends. Yeah, funer than the pillow fight. Yeah, I Used to have those and I had like Like a baton like a twirly baton and I would stick the sock and boppers on each end, and I pretend I was benching weight. And if you want to tell me that you're not born gay, the explain that science. I would literally, I would literally I had a robe, and I would put on like my little hains tank top. And I had these little like pink Valentine's day boxers that my grandma bought me, and I pretend I was

a boxer training for a fight and I would literally lay on our living room table like this and I would put them on and I pretend I was benching while I watched Pokemon and cartoons and again you tell me that you're not porn cake as well. How much could you bench? I could bench like a sock. I could bench a sock on Bopper, but then I got too easy. My mom had these little like, like, planning got too easy.

Yeah, my mom had these little pink, like two pound of weights with like handles on them, and I would slide those over the thing to add weight. So I was like, gotta get defined. Gotta get cut for the summer. Big fight coming up. I never watched boxing either. I didn't, I just knew I saw

like I probably like walked into a room when like Rocky was playing on the TV and I got hyper fixated on it. Like you should have, you should have, you've been a good candidate for the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the,. I got these guns. What what do you bench now? Well, I bench now not a lot. I think 90s where I maxed out and very I have a very weak chest I and Devita judge how you're about the skill club How many clubs are you in I had a lot of clubs in the club's What's the skill club is this a club where you give candy to ants and then kill them?

And you lose Skittles outside of the trap and then you say these fire ants are coming for me stand my ground Then you fight them and you kill it with trouble to start punching the atman I had a my an uncle who I like Skittles and he would always send me a bunch of Skittles for like, like my birthday or whatever, just like a bunch of Skittles, like, to the kid like what felt like I will, I have Skittles forever. Skittles forever, right? And so I bring him to school and I don't, I kind of inadvertently created like a mafia. You're like those kids that used to sell silly bands at school.

Well, like, I don't know, I didn't do, I was just giving people skittles, but like, I created like a system where you could, I could only give away, I could only give people the skittles up to the ranking that they had achieved. So like, like I had ranked all the Skittles based upon which ones were my favorites. And then so which was atop. Well, at that time it was purple, but I don't stand by it today. Terrible taste. Is it red now? I don't know. It is probably maybe orange. I don't know. But orange was second, I think, on the... Anyway, I'd rank them all. And so... Murderer.

Every... every... So I would get people's skittles and I'd get a kid like Candy. And the only way you could rank up to me, McDonnell. Yeah. The only way you could rank up in the Skittle Club is by doing me favors. We like keep it... You do have the list of where everyone was right. And I'd be like, so if I wanted something, I could be like, well, like, can I cut you in line?

I feel high. And I would rank them up in the Skittle Club. And I had people, I had everyone in the school do me, not everyone. Was it just a big armchair in the middle of the playground that you were sat Well, and like everyone would do favors for me because they want to wake up in the skittles. So were you like sorting the skittles into like, no, I would just had bags of skittles. And I'm like, skittles isn't code for drugs, right? Like, you were skittles. I was like, you ranked them by the color by the color. Yeah. So you could, if you're a low, if you're the lowest ranking member of the

Skittle Club, you could only have like yellow Skittles. Hey, you guys, you guys know that the Marist doesn't play around for nothing less than a yellow Skittle. But then I've been fucking talked to me like the highest ranking was rainbow. You can get any skill you wanted. There was like my chief officers like how many rainbows were there? They were like four. Yeah. Until one time the yellows were there. I don't remember all I had a binder. Yellows must have been a shit like an LM. I think I did.

I don't know what I mean I had people like I could people just like do anything for Skittles. What people were crewing anything? Skittles below them to try. Yeah. Was that commission? I don't think it was commission but like it was just like if I want something I could they do favors to each other. Is there a skill? No, I don't think it was that I needed it to be a system only for you. Yeah, just for you. I mean, I didn't tell this. I was

like I'm going to come up with this like mobster style like I want to be the king of the kiddle skittles. I was just like giving people skittles and came up with a club. In chat, J and C six to six called you Chris Don Marys. Yeah. Where any of the teachers get involved? They didn't want to join. It's a thin blue line that separates the teachers from the skill. It's a thin red packet. That's amazing. You know, I mean, I did Marius got a new shipment into it, hoping to rake up. No, I did his homework. Took a soyly form. I'm on the rainbow level now.

Took the bulgogi. Took the bulgogi. I'm disassociating right now. I might even hear. That's a story about how I had a squad of spaceship in a hedge and I almost killed someone. Wait, what? There was like a hedge row that connected the playground to like a pub. It was like in between. There was like a nice hole.

I wasn't old enough. There was a hole in the hedge and I would get inside and there were like compartments either side of it, but you don't have to come through my hole but it felt a bit like a spaceship those like branches that felt like levers and stuff so I had like a gunner and like a navigator to either side and we were like just doing this in the hedge and then we didn't realize but there was a brick like stuck up in the tree above the navigator position. And- I'm just breaking the trees.

Just spated through it. Break into a bush. I guess at some point someone chucked a brick. But we were like there, we were like, yeah, there's like aliens and shit with fine aliens. And then there's a brick fell down, like hit a dude on the shoulder. But I think if it hit his head,

he would've been brain damaged. It was like really high up there. Did I hurt his shoulder? It cracked his bone or something. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. That's some whimsical, sure.

Okay. It's a final destination, too. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, yeah. Someone was telling me that they knew a friend who was just like walking, no riding a bike or walking down a trail and then like a tree fell on them and killed them or something. And then he became governor.

No, but then they're like and it was just like one of those random freak accents and they're like, it happened to like a friend and they're like and that changed my life. And now, you know, like, it was like one of those things that like those inspirational stories about like making the most of your life. Yeah, it's like a tree fell on someone Jesus, but Think about how many times there's no one walking under a tree And it's pretty amazing they kill so many people yeah, or you know Mate like me. Oh, Johnny. You're crazy story. I would love to hear with another crazy story, absolutely. It's not a club.

I had more clubs. I'll tell about it later. But my aunt was telling me that when she was in the room, you crushed with a, oh, you said, on. My aunt was telling me that when she was in elementary school, they were like, they had a microwave and they were, micro, something, microwaving something. And her friend, like one of her good friends, she said she was standing right next to it, the microwave exploded, like the door flew off of it in an explosion. And then they determined the cause of it was, you know, that like brown recycled paper. Yeah.

There were like fragments of metal in the recycled paper and it like, you know, metal and a microwave. And the microwave exploded and like, like her friend got like blinded or something by a microwave explosion. So she, that's why you should never use recycled goods. Yeah. Well, no, this was like a long time ago. And I think they sued the thing and now they get all the metal

out of the recycled paper. And now they don't put metal in paper anymore. How to explode, though? I don't know. But there was some sort of, or maybe the glass burst. I don't know. There was some sort of thing where her friend, and she was staying right with her,

she says ever since then she was afraid of microwaves. That's the kind of thing you make fun of someone for, and then you find out, and you like, oh, then you feel like an asshole. Well, my friend, I remember in fifth grade told me that you have to wait three seconds after the microwave finishes. Yeah, because there's radiation.

And if you put your arm in, it'll burn your arm. Yeah. And so I was like, really? So then I started waiting. And then people will be like, I was at the microwave. Like, what do you wait? I feel like there's something that, I feel like parents get irrationally mad when you open the microwave before it finishes. And that's like a lie that every parent tells their kids. So they don't do anything.

The weather brings us, it's probably, yeah. Cause it's like a weird thing that we have. Yeah, I remember literally being told the exact same story. I would also always open it at like one second. Yeah, same. And they bet, why not wait the one? Cause I don't wanna hear the beep, it makes my head very hot. Yeah, exactly, I don't like the beep.

I have an aunt who once, when she was walking, when she was a little kid, she. I like the vibe. I have an aunt who once when she was walking when she was a little kid, she was walking through the grocery store. And back then, uh, sodas used to come in like glass bottles instead of like plastic containers like today. She said she was walking with her family down the aisle of a grocery store. And one of the glass bottles of soda just spontaneously exploded. Because of the carbonation. Right. And it was like, who knows probably like a recycled or reused bothersome. She was walking by and just spontaneously exploded. And she had like a couple of cuts on her face where she said like the glass shards hit her in the face,

just randomly walking through a grocery store. I guess that was a thing that happened back, just way back when. This simulation is bad. Yeah. This is a single big glitchy. Things just explode. Yeah. Again, I feel like we're all living in a game of Sims that like,

that's someone forgot to pause. Like, you know, you pause and you go P or whatever, but you ever forget to hit the pop button and you come back and like everyone's dead, everyone's aged up. Like, my house is on fire. There's a ghost in the kitchen. Uh, kitchen was also on fire. That's how they died. Yeah, the microwave and someone Sims. How long could you leave it? I don't know. Like without they would have died eventually. Well, I think it was a little bit of age now, isn't it?

We did a video like a year or a year and a half ago where we tried to race to see who could kill their sims the fastest. Yeah. Like it was surprisingly hard Which Sims game? Forever the newest one was and to be fair like we need nobody had played a Sims game in a while So like we weren't like versed in that game So we were like I read like oh, I think like fire like start We're all trying to figure out ways to kill them. Yeah, and do it the fastest But we didn't do any research. They can climb out pools now, I think, right? What?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you have to be really glad. We found that out. Okay, well, can they climb out of the basement I made that doesn't have a door on it where I'm forcing them to make paintings every day to make money for the house? Stauving is slow in the sim. It was really slow. It was surprisingly hard to kill them.

That's worse somehow than like starving after like three in game days. The fact that it's just like day 14 and they're still pushing. And you're just like, it's like a song movie. I can't do this. So more. Well, then we had a follow video where we tried to have

see who could make babies the fastest. Yeah. I made a baby so fast that I decided to press each and I made a second baby before some people who are doing it I never got a bait. I didn't even get I didn't even get someone to love me And he had two babies. Can you adopt an egg? Yeah, I think I don't know. I didn't find out buy a baby make it a baby though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. conceive. Yeah. Yeah.

They would have been against the the spirit of the game. Fact of competition. Those are a lot of fun. I think it was my fault. I built my family too big. Too many people keep up with when you attended. What was it? Yeah, I was going to say, was it Lord of the Rings? And the one you murdered them or the one where you had to try to live with same family. I made a Lord of the Rings family. So they're all like based off Lord of the Rings character. So they're all like based off Lord of the Rings character and I made a gladrille. I It's everyone was trying to eat my family. So it's all dudes just put in the impact code and then they can all have a different. Yeah. Yeah, that didn't count. I mean, and also I didn't know it.

Yeah, I think it used to like manifest in the Sims 2 is like they get like abducted by aliens. And then the dudes will get pregnant. What? I think it was gonna get crushed by looking at a telescope. What? In like a satellite full on your head or something in the Sims 2? I think that sounds familiar. That sounds right. So if you don't look at it, it wouldn't hit you.

Well, this is silly little game. I really only play Sims one and two. Yeah, me too. The good they're really good on Sims 3 was like Too good like there was no longer like the glitchy weirdness of it. I feel it was like too polished and then forum just like Most of the point. Hey something I just got recently. Do you remember the expansion for the Sims? Yeah the first one recently. Do you remember the expansion for the Sims? Yeah. The first one? To remember what it was called? It was like cats. And it was called living. The Lovita Loka. I think it was called living large. It was what it was. But in the UK it was called living it up. And I thought there were two different things. And I was getting really annoyed that I couldn't get a living

large. Because I was like 12. So how much? How much time do you spend trying to see them naked in the shower? Well, that was that cheat way. You just moved the shower while they're in it. You could do that? Yeah. Yeah, they look like just they're just like Bobby dolls. Ken's just flat down the front. I mean, I remember me and my friend played the game. We spent, we were like, maybe this, like try that and up there. Like, like, like, like, So I was, I was curious, I decided to look something up. Okay.

This is from August of 2020. So it's a little old information from a year ago. I was curious, if you were gonna buy the Sims 4 and all the DLC, how much would it cost? Are we gonna guess? Has it come down? has it came out? No, I think like now. I think the same as that furniture.

If you were, if you were gonna purchase them all individually and not in a bundle. Full price. I think it costs same as a PS5 of the disc non-digital version. I would say it will cost 200 criterion the rocks. I was going to guess around 200 to 50. Like he means criterion rocks which is that would be like 500 bucks or so. Wait what? Am I this also 500? Yeah. So you're guessing like 200 dollars? 250. And I also said 500. 499. 99. As of the time of this article, 689.66, almost 700 dollars. So it costs a PS5 with a second dual-sits controller and Spider-Man miles

were relished? When you buy it from QVC? Yes. That's crazy. Do you have a PS5? Who me? No, I keep trying to buy one. That's how I knew how much they cost on every website.

I still don't go. I'm not going to buy it from a scalper. I hope they all starve. I hope they all have to eat all the fucking boxes the ps5s that they recorded came in. Guys, so what do you get for that just outfits and furniture and shit? I guess so. Yeah, it's like when the Sims 3 came out, I was so when I got that like university expansion and I also got the like wonder you could be like a witch and shit life changing it was like a magical beast expansion you could be like a witch or a fairy and it was so cool yeah it was so cool so like Harry Potter type stuff well no I don't think the I don't know I don't remember if you could combine those two expansions because the university one was off main game like you were at a literal university, but I like the ones where you could leave home.

That's too much. Although do you remember I think it was like a demo or something or trailer on the Sims 1 game. For a game called like Simville or something where it's like a little it was like the whole street but then was that the GameCube version Sim City I don't know and nice no it was like somewhere between the Sims and Sim City but it's called Simville but I realized a couple of years ago I don't think the game came out I was looking forward to it and I was like I think it's been about two decades I just looked it up I forgot about it it was cancelled wow the pregnancy when it was finally cancelled they kept pushing it back they

demonstrated it as recently as March of 2001 okay yeah I Yeah, I remember seeing FMV on the Sims. Day 9, 11. And it looked pretty good. Yeah, it was the trailer can be seen on Sims CD 3000 unlimited and the Sims live in large installation CD. There you go. I wonder what point in time coming 2001, what it says.

It was like the most most like companies were making games like like the time period yeah like fat like do you ever play the McDonald's uh mckids game on Nintendo what the fuck are you talking about did you play that it was actually an awesome game. It was a great, it was like a Mario style side scroller called Mick Kidd's. And it was, it had some great mechanics and like really mechanics. Yeah, they were prepping it, they were prepping you to the future in which you were aligned to cook making them wait 13 hours. Yeah. But like, this looks like a Super Mario 2 rip off, dude. But it's really good. It's better. It's a risk it's actually a really good game

No, it's not even a risk it's like why don't you play it on the on the YouTube? It came out in 92 and it looks like a fucking Mario 2 rip off. It's no, it's not it's really good Eric back. It looks like a Mario 2 rip off to you. Yeah, it's a it's real It looks like Mario you can go upside down. That's it. You you you have to you have to There's things that make you go upside down. There's the pedophile clown visiting you It's a it's literally Mario, but instead of being Italian plumbers, they're like, you know, like Yeah, they're mid there. Yeah, they're Midwest The country kids. Yeah, little Indian boys

Yeah, they're all thicked up. Both. They're all thicked up dudes. They were getting ready for their fights. Yeah. They were benching. It was soccer boppers. Banging off about it. Please, it was two.

It was like two to four pounds, right? That was off to put the little shake weights on. Yeah, yeah. I just remember like every game I had, I played to the point where it was like, you'd go insane because you only had like, yeah, yeah, you know, well, yeah. Well, that's why I changed the whole game though. That's why. Yeah, or now that's why I blocked us there because you could rent games.

Well, yeah, I used to love that. I never had a memory card though in any of my consoles. Oh, geez. What sucked about the Nintendo cartridges that saved it was on them. Oh, I used to love that. I never had a memory card, though, in any of my consoles. Oh, geez. It was sucked about the Nintendo cartridges that the saved date was on them. Yeah. So you'd rent like, halfway through someone else's.

Yeah. No, what you'd have to, that was the scary thing is you'd run a game, play it, and then I remember like begging my mom to keep it. No, well, it did either let me keep running it, or if not, she made me return it it then I'd like rent it again hoping my saved data would still be there. Sometimes it would. Oh, but sometimes it wouldn't. The dumbest rental I've ever done in my entire life is the stupidest thing they should have

never even rented this game out. It was poking. It was poking on Crystal. Why would you rent tell the poking on game? It's such a long game. I'm talking about Final Fantasy games too. That's why I would be like. It's so dumb. How long was it rent for like a week? Probably. I think it was three day rentals. I didn't pay. This is a child. I didn't know what money was. I feel like you had to be conscious though because your parents would only spend so much. I didn't know the numbers. I just said, can I have this?

And I said, you can have one. And I said, that's a fair trade, mother, thank you. Give the man the plushie card. I should do a business with your mother. I knew the value relative to each other. You know what I mean? I knew much that cost you in a game, relative to how much it cost to buy candy.

Sure. I didn't do that. Well, yeah. You know, I grew up in a real small town and we didn't have a blockbuster. We had like local video rental places that would also rent back there. Was it some guy who used to drive the blockbuster once or again? That was actually a good idea. But they would rent back then they would rent Nintendo games NES games for 99 cents a day Pretty good. Yeah, and I remember that man invented games live I would walk there to rent games because like I couldn't drive like I was I was too young for it

And in my mind back then I was like God it was a really far walk Like I would have to walk forever to get there to rent a game and then walk back I decided to Google map it. I have never looked how far that walk actually is It's 1.2 miles. Stop. To walk there. And then 1.2 to walk back. That's like a 30 minute walk, like round trip.

Yeah, even longer when you're little. I mean, I got a stupid little length. And it takes forever to walk in the wall. Oh, I remember it was like, it would be like all dex. Oh my god, okay, I got to wake up early tomorrow. I got to walk down to the video place. Do you remember when you were a little, like I was thinking about this the other day I don't ever remember being tired from physical activity.

Like I was walking up the stairs and I got winded because I'm a piece of shit and I was like I don't ever remember being winded as a child. What's because you worked out with soccer and boxing? Yeah, soccer. I always train. Yeah, but no, yeah, my CO2 max and saying. Yeah, like, yeah, I don't think you did get tired. Like, I don't like, I don't know when that first feeling of like being sore from working

out or like being like, when did that happen? I don't remember that. I feel like it was the first time I had to run a mile in middle school was the first time I ever felt tired. That's probably it. Yeah, like being forced to run on my own. Yeah. And you're like, well, that was just sucked. That weekend, I got a haircut and it's like pretty far from where I live, but it's, but I could sort of see the area. I had to basically just walk all the way across the town. Yeah. And I was like, I just walk her. And I looked after I got home. It was like six miles. Yeah. It took me like several hours. I was like, it was late for your haircut. No, no, I walked home.

But it only took me like eight minutes by car. So I was like, how kind of that far? But it's like, it's Texas. So it's just really far and really straight. And I was just like, man, this man this treats long I don't waste it half the day walking away did you walk back yeah you didn't take a lift after you realized how long it was well no I thought like I thought eventually you know I live over there so I'm just walking that way I was like there's a lot of buildings a lot of buildings between here and there I just

didn't I just didn't bother to look it doesn't't register. On maps. Yeah. It was really far. That's a long-ass time to do. Yeah. To be like to get in here. Yeah. It's so hard. You sweated all the all the project out of the haircut by the time you got home. Yeah. Well I stopped to get food because I got hungry. Yeah. It was probably like it was probably like 45 minutes of it. It's probably like two and a half hours. That's crazy. I don't, I, well, okay, I'll say this. You say I'm a serial killer. I think any, no, no. I think when someone gets a haircut

like and then continues their day, I think that's crazy. You get, you get your hair washed, it's fine. No, this is bad. The little hairs are so itchy. They wash it all over you. They wash it out. No, they never get, no one's here.

No, they're like, they're like all over you. It's all upon your neck. No, I agree with that one. And then, like, I only get haircuts and then immediately go shower. Yeah, I mean, that was one of the factors of, yeah, that was one of the factors of why I wanted to walk because I was like, I don't know how I feel about like getting my hair all over someone's Uber

or someone's actual car. So I was like, it's a nice day, you know. Yeah, it was very nice of you, baby. But it's not like the end of a day to get a haircut. Well, you know, it's just the beginning of a shower. Yeah, no, I agree on that one. So you would never get one like before work? Oh, no, I would, I would go. Why so you can beat each other? Yeah, and be like, I'm shedding little shrapnoles of hair everywhere I go.

It's disgusting. Maybe that is. Maybe that is a serial killer. I can't leave evidence. You can't leave evidence. You gotta leave DNA everywhere. Jesus. All right, well, I bet that I think we're at a good place to stop. Okay. We learned a lot about, I feel like every time Chris is on, we learn a lot about it. We learned so much about Chris.

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