Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris Steals from Charity - #578

Episode Date: January 7, 2020

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I'm Chris. I'm Barbara. And I'm Guss. You can come here and send to you guys. I'm so quiet. I know I hear myself. Oh, no, you're there. You're just catching yourself.

So I want to complain. I know I hear myself. Oh, no, you're there. You just can't hear yourself. So I want to complain. Oh my god. Can I complain about something on this podcast? Is that allowed? I'll have to check with our people. Okay, our people. Should I complain? Should we get a complaint light that comes on when you're bitching? So people could like fast forward.

I think that's just the lights. Yeah, I'm gonna burn out. It's just all of these. It's just the podcast being on. Listen, I have a neighbor. Okay. I don't know where, somewhere behind where I live, there's a neighbor who is annoying the fuck out of me.

How so? Too loud. They, they set off fireworks during New Year's Eve. Whatever. People like fireworks during New Year's Eve. Whatever, people like fireworks on New Year's Eve, that's fine. Do they have some leftover? They have like commercial grade giant fireworks that they light until 3 a.m.

And I'm talking like I was laying in bed trying to sleep with my eyes closed and they're so bright. As opposed to with your eyes so bright. And those fireworks are so bright that I can see the light through my closed eyes in my bedroom and I open my eyes and it's like the lights are on in my bedroom because it's so fucking bright and then it pops

and my house shakes. Were your dogs okay? No, my dogs were not fucking okay. It was like, why? And until 3 a.m., the new year's old by then, it's over. It's three hours old by then. Three hours old. Applier work should happen, maybe the hour leading up to New Year's, during New Year's, and then that's it.

Right. Like you did it. You counted down, it's New Year. And the hand of cold. I couldn't drink all night. I had taken cold medicine. Are you sure it was your neighbor and not like someone further down?

Cause fireworks, you never really- I could see them. Oh fuck. And I bet all the instincts of your body seeing it light thought, oh it's daytime. I should be waking up now. It's like, it's a very quick dawn. Why didn't you go talk to them?

Cause I was sick and laying in bed and I just didn't want to get up. I can imagine you as someone who would angrily yell out your window, though. I don't know either. I think it's not the people who live immediately behind me. It's like, I don't know if it's the street behind me or the next street over, like it's somewhere back there.

So it's just, it's fucking annoying. I thought my neighbor died recently. Go on. Well, they had, I thought my neighbor died recently. Go on. Well, they had, I have a neighbor who has this really yippy yippy dog dog that. Yippy yippy dog dog. That every time you walk by it just freaks out, you know. How does it freak out?

Like, Rarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar I'm like, I'm trying to eat. Well, but also all over ranges. And it tries to eat the window pretty much to get at you. And then there was one time where I walked by and the dog wasn't freaking out at all, but it was kind of moaning in the background. I was like, oh my God. Did the, like, it was a couple of days where the dog wasn't barking. I was like, is there a dead body next door?

That the dog is like morning. And that's why it's not yipping. Yippee-yippee dog dog. But then it started yipping again. So I was like, okay, good, my neighbor's not dead. Was that the extent of the story? The dog stopped barking for a day? It sounded like, yes.

Well, it was like two days, two days of non-barking where I was like, and there seemed like there was a sad dog somewhere in the house. And I was like, in that gig. maybe it was just gone for a vacation. That might have been it. The owner might have been gone and the dog was sad, but it seemed like, Sadie, Sadie dog dogs.

Yeah. If it be dog dog. My detective, Sincere went off and I was like, dead body. Detective Sincere. Did you do anything about it? You're just like, I was like, I was gonna wait one more day before I like called,

to be like, hey, I think my neighbor's dead. Cause if she was alive, it would've been really awkward. Did you have to call the police in that situation? I think someone's dead. I think it's called a welfare check. Yeah, I'd be annoyed though, if the police came over thinking I was dead and I wasn't. I would be okay with it,

because I'm like, okay, someone's looking out for me. I actually did something did happen. Like, okay, someone's looking out for me. Yeah. Actually did something did happen. Like, I know someone's looking out for me. Yeah, I wouldn't be annoyed. I'd be more insulted, I guess. But yeah, you're so cool. But whatever it's like, you're hurt and you need help. That's why you should call sooner rather than later.

Well, yeah, he's already calling too late. Well, I, but I, it seemed awkward. You don't have to go and do anything? Yeah, I don't know. I just didn't want to, I don't know. I didn't want to assume based off a dog not barking. You know, like, but it's my, my, my like, sensor went off, you know, it's like something's wrong.

I wonder if there is anyone like in the Austin Police Force named Detective Sensor. I'm a detective sensor. I'm here to investigate Yippee-Yippee dog dog. Dog dog, no, Yippee-Yippee dog dog. Ha ha ha. Dog dog no yippee-yippee for days. Ha ha ha. Something's wrong.

Satsat dog dog. Die die? I wonder if they are. I'm sure there are, because there's tons of people who don't really have any family or friends who might live alone and own a place that they've paid off. And then they die.

And then they pass away and nobody would check on them nobody would know or like Maybe if they live in a place that no one would yeah, and if that all set up on auto pay they could go and Discover for a long time. Yeah, wasn't there someone like that who there was I think was someone in England I was like a couple of decades a long time There was a case recently that I read about where Someone had died and they put their body, their husbands in the freezer, but the husband had notarized a letter saying that there was no foul play, my wife did not kill me,

but then they kept the body in the freezer for like year so that they could get like retirement checks or something. Oh jeez, for the wife. So she just, fraught. Yeah. For like 20 years until she died and they're like, oh shit, let's do all this. Dead people. This body is dead for 20 years.

That was also that story of the woman who slept next to her dead husband for like several years. That one fucking make you wretch. Yeah, I guess it's like the smell. I think it's a way out. I think about it at a certain point. Yeah. They showed it. I should have paid like, I think it's a way out. I think about it as a certain point yet. They showed it, they showed a picture,

it just looked like a bed full of mud. Ugh. Ugh. But I bet there's like a really bad year. And then you get even now. Michigan woman's auto payments hit her death for over five years. Wow.

Eric just sent me a link to the story. I feel like auto-tipay should have like an annual check-in. Where it's like, yeah, you still want this auto pay? No. No, no, no, no, because then that's how they get you. That's how who gets you? The auto pay. They get what?

They, they, you forget about it. But if you get it checked in, it's only once a year. You mean that's how you get them? You get what? Huh? No, no, that's how the auto, like you forget that you're being billed and you're like,

we get a lot of things with your dead Chris. Isn't it their benefit that you forget about it then? So you keep paying? Yeah, that's why they shouldn't check in. But that's how they get you. That's how they get you. But you mean that's how you get them. If, no, I think it means that's how they get you. That's how they get you because you forget that you're paying. I mean, think about all those services too that we're just banking off of her dead body. Yeah, but how many? Okay, so how long does auto pay last until for you until like I think it's until what's your longest auto pay currently? Phone bill?

Nah, probably electricity. I guess it would be phone bill because I moved here and got a cell phone when I moved here. But wouldn't wouldn't you want a thing that just paused every year and then you just enable it? You get a letter on email and it's just like, you know, you alive still, you still on this? Boop, you alive still. Yeah, I mean, I play consumer. For a consumer, yes.

What are you? I am a consumer, so I think that's a good idea. I don't have anything on autopay. What? I pay everything manually. You are a psycho. I'm always worried that like the autopay is gonna malfunction and take out way too much money.

Yeah, but you get emails and stuff still confirming. Yeah, after the fact, right? I said, you have to do like a tax return anyway. Don't you? Do you just look back on the year and if you see one that's gone wrong? Yeah, I'm gonna be wrong for you. What if they take out like three mortgage payments?

I think you would notice, wouldn't you? I would fucking notice. Right, but you just know it's from your balance. Yeah. Most people also, like if you get an auto pay for something and you look at it and you're like, this isn't the right amount, you could usually contact the place and have it settled. And then it's a pain in the ass. What?

Or I could just pay my self. No, no, no, the us. I have a reminder, I've got a sister. I keep notes on my laptop. It's like, when did I pay it this month? Yes I did. This is the day I paid it. It is what I do every month. Oh, got paid. You know what?

Honestly, what you should do what I do is lose your credit card about once a year. Because then you, you're all your auto-pays are canceled and you have to put in. Unless it's coming from your bank draft. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I think my electricity, because that's been like through my bank and I. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. I hate paying electricity bills in the city of Austin because they try to make it as easy as possible to pay with a bank draft and not a credit card But then it's like if I'm paying with my fucking bank draft, I don't get reward points. Oh my god I mean if you try to pay with a credit card, they try to charge you like a fucking convenience fee Yeah, that's that he's not very convenient for me. No, I gotta tell you no Yeah, yeah, that's some stuff that you just can't really do with credit.

Yeah. Like mortgage and stuff is different. That is credit though. You can't put it on a credit card. That's what I mean. That's a bank chart, right? Right. Yeah, you gotta pay with the bank chart.

I'm gonna do it. But I mean, that would be dumb to pay your mortgage on, unless you paid it again off immediately. Because like your interest on a credit card is way higher than your interest on a mortgage. Yeah, but if you have a little to pay on a credit card, I guess so. There are like about 13 to 16 year olds watching this

or just like, there's also a lot of people who don't pay for electricity in Austin, but probably like this. No. What did you all, wait, has there been a podcast since New Year's? No, uh, we haven't recorded, we recorded one. That came out on New Year's day.

Yeah, I was recorded the 30th. Did you have a good New Year's? Chris, why did you ask it like that? I feel like you're going to kill me. No, no, no, no, I'll have a good New Year. He's going to set up your or let oratsai pan and then kill you. How did you one of those in 2020, I will auto pay. Yeah, it was a different one for us.

Because usually we'd go over Bernie's house, Bernie would have a New Year's party every year. And they share, you know, with the baby and stuff like that, things were different. And there was like no one party to go to. And so I was just like, I guess we're not doing anything. So we just ended up chilling. Do you think you'll ever do them again? I don't know.

I got sick. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. I took a bunch of cold medicine and laid on the floor. I'm not your own personal firework show. You're the cursed at my neighbor. I feel like it was a rough start to the year on a global scale. How so?

What was Australia and... Yeah, what that was last year still, wasn't it? Well, it's still going. Yeah, but now, pretty bad. And then everything with the air strikes. Yeah. Did you see? Yeah, it's a pretty intense start.

It was an intense start. I feel like we didn't really get to ease into it Now everyone's like 2020 it's gonna be a great year the Pope I mean she was yeah, you know, dude Yanke Pope especially one that used to get that on a fucking shirt. That's the episode But what didn't used to be a bouncer as well? The pope? The pope?

Yeah. Why are you asking me? I don't know, I just, what the fuck are you on about? Was he? What do you think every pope does as a pope? Yes, they are born a pope and they die a pope. You know, it's the first job of 16 as a pope. But I think you've been a pope.

You've been like in the church for so long, I figure he starts like, as a Pope. Yeah, but I think he's been a Pope. You've been like in the church for so long, I figure he starts like, as a... Okay, he starts like, he starts like, dittling kids and it works his way up from there. So no one empty this bin, so there's like fly is all over the place. There's a fly on the set that I'm going to kill by the end of the show, mark my words.

You get demonetized. Pope Francis was once a bouncer, a bar bouncer. Wow. Did you imagine being kicked out of a bar, like this? Like this. He didn't offer details about his career as a bouncer though. No shit.

You know, I bet you, I bet you that pope, I bet he party pretty hard in his bouncer days. I bet he did. And now look at him. Yeah, I mean. Now he's partying harder than ever. It's on the hand of the leg. With God.

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Yeah. Well, it's not wine, it's the blood of Christ. Right. Yeah, in Catholicism it is. What's that little cracker? What's that supposed to be? The host, the body of Christ? Is that what the body of Christ?

Okay, I don't know these things? The body of Christ. Okay. I don't know. These things. The body of Christ compels you. I was just going to church one day and just take communion. Just wing it. And I was a kid. That was always my favorite part because it was like snacks. Yes. I was raised Catholic.

I went to Catholic Mass every Sunday for... Same as these forever. For so until I was 18. I had communion and confirmation in the list I did too What was your do you remember your confirmation? Saint name what's your confirmation? I did I don't want to say it why not?

I'm personal it is personal is it mine was mark? What? It's like this whole fucking yeah. What is it you get like a like a patron saint that that you like get a sign when you do your confirmation so is it like when you go up to heaven like you have to check in with Mark or no our mark it's like a Hogwarts house I got sorted into mark house of mark and dude Rodomy and Leviticus I don't know just name and Bible stuff. A little bit of course. Yeah, and then there's that whole, then you'd mention also like the Iran's, oh no way, there's something else I want to mention.

Did you see that model who was selling nudes to raise money for the Australian? Yeah, and she get a play, $300,000. There's a half a million. The last I read was $500,000. That's holy shit. That's wild, that's good cause. Yeah. Would you get your milked fruit, kid, couse? That's holy shit. That's wild. That's good. That's good cause. Yeah. Would you get your milk out for a good cause?

That's like fapping with the purpose, man. Would you Gavin? I think the pay I've uh, someone's like, I will donate half a million dollars to What's going on in Australia if you Send me a picture of your dick. Would you do it? Yeah, sure. Good course. Good man. I probably get some nice lighting on it though. Yeah. Make sure it's just a little tip, like just the head. You leave it on it.

Who knows what else is attached? Who knows how long it is? You get a shaft shot. What you should do is you should get three separate pictures, the head and then the middle and then the base. You got to collect them all. Yeah. the head and then the middle and then the base. You got collectible? Yeah.

Yeah, and you have to, yeah, if you want the rest, you got to donate another half a million. So yeah, she's, I guess, sending new to every person who donate at least $10 to one of the set of fundraisers. Damn, and that many people donated. It's really hot. It's great. Well, no, it's also a good cause.

Oh, for sure. No, it's great that that's the way that it works for that. Would you get your growler out there for money? Growler. Only if no one ever refers to it as a growler ever again. Wait, is a growler of a vagina? Yeah. Well, I think of a growler of a vagina as like,

growler seems in conflict with the, what I typically think of for a vagina. Okay. Dog and cat. You know, dog and cat is typically what you associate with the vagina. You never had a cat growl? No. What about like a cheetah? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Oh, Alexa played bedtime. It is Jean back. Jean. Jean somewhere. How do you pants? I had I could hear you laugh.

You heard her laugh before you thought. Yeah, it's from, um, because we did a video at Trevor and I made a video once where we were trying to push peanut butter through a nose and Trevor still get on the kitchen cabinets out there, but then it fell off and landed in jeans No, really? Oh, I need it. And I thought she'd be annoyed, but she just laughed. She didn't get bored. So you remembered her, her laugh since then.

Yeah, because I watched that bit so many times. It was very funny to me. Welcome back. I also want to point out, I was gonna mention this at the start of the podcast, so people don't think I'm weird. I got eyelash extensions yesterday and I guess the glue or whatever they used

did not agree with my eyes. And so they're very red and bloodshot. I'm not on drugs. No one fought in your eye. No one fought in my eye. I don't have pink eye. And you're just not reacting well to that. So I'm just going to say that.

We look fine from here. Yeah. If it makes you feel better, I didn't know so. I brought these just in case. If it makes you feel any better, I did notice, but I just didn't say anything. Thank you, Gavin. Nice friend.

I have something I want to admit to while we're talking about our church stuff, the Might as Well confess here. Can we have a special segment? Our key podcast confessions. Chris, go ahead. I think I accidentally stole a toy from charity for kids. All right. How old were you?

I'm going to guess this was last month. Yes. Do we also want to, was it here? Yes. Do we also want to, was it here? Yes. Was there a donation box that you somehow took something out of? Yes. How did you do that accident? So, okay.

I can't even imagine how this plays out. So, you know how like in the break room, people are always putting boxes of stuff that's like, take this, take this, take this. And so there's always just like, people are cleaning out their desks or people send shit or whatever, there's always random stuff in the break room. And especially at the end of the year because there's people cleaning out and moving,

we had a whole move office thing. So there was tons of stuff in the break room for a long time. And I was like, it was like the last day before Christmas. And I was looking around and I was like, and I was like, oh, here's this in a box in the break room. Was it on the table or was it on the wall? We was off to the side. It was off to the side.

And I was like, oh, this Harry Potter thing that like, I guess people are giving, I guess, I don't know why someone wouldn't want this. I was like, I'll take Harry Potter thing that like, I guess people are giving, I guess, I don't know why someone wouldn't want this. I was like, I'll take it because my sister likes Harry Potter. I'll give it to my sister. And I took it. It's also wrapped up. And it wasn't wrapped up.

It wasn't wrapped up. It wasn't wrapped up. Maybe the box that it was in was wrapped up. But not like, it was a big box. And I just saw, it was the only toy in this box. Okay. So it was like, bite self. So it looked like something that someone had just like,

oh, here's some shit that I don't want. Which happens? Yeah. And so I took it. Normally a company with a sign that says, free, please take. Yeah, well, whatever, you know. And so I grabbed it, I was like,

oh, I can give this to my sister, she likes Harry Potter. And I leave. And then like something in the back of my head, like you know, whatever you do something, you're not, it just sticks weird. And as I was taking it on my trunk, it's like something didn't feel right. I felt off.

This thing says, too timmy. Well, no, and then I was like, and then I realized I was like, I remember reading an email, we were had donation, toy donations. So then I was like, oh shit. And then I searched Google, or I mean, toy donations. So then I was like, oh shit. And then I searched Google, or I mean, I searched my email and I was like,

I was like, we are giving away toy donations. They're in this box in the break room. And I was like, the box that's covered in gift wrapping paper, that's off to the side. Yes. You thought that was people giving stuff away? I just thought it was like,

like, hey, congrats. And so then I felt really bad. And so that's what you were going to give your sister for Christmas was. Well, there was like a bonus gift. A bonus gift. A bonus gift. Oh, and a bonus gift.

Anyway, and so, and so then I felt really bad. And then I like, and I said, but we're picking them up on Friday afternoon. What day was this now? This was Friday night. So it was too late. They had already been picked up. So I was like, well, I just fucked it. Well, you fucked it.

You took the one toy that was in there. I took the one toy or they had already been picked up. Oh, and maybe that was the toy. So I was like, well, I just fucked it. Well, you just fucked it. The one toy that was in there. I took the one toy or they had already been picked up. Oh, okay. And maybe that was the toy. So I don't know. So then I went and just made a donation to that charity that was worth more than the toy. I kept the toy. Well, because, well, I didn't know what to do with the toy anyway. Also, to be fair, it wasn't a good toy because it was a count, it was a, it was a, an calendar thing that had Harry Potter toys, but it was for 2019, and we were going to 2020. So it wasn't a good gift in. Yeah, there's no way kids would ever put up with that.

Well, no, I mean, I'm not saying, I'm still a bad person. So you fucked it. I, what do you mean? That's what you said. I fucked it. I fucked it. My favorite thing about... So I want to know who's, sorry, Karen.

Well, I was just gonna say, my favorite thing about Chris, whenever he's telling a story where he wants to defend himself, he always goes, He puts fingers up. It's always... Don't I'm person, I was just gonna say my favorite thing about Chris, whenever he's telling a story where he wants to defend himself, he always comes up with fingers up. It's always... Don't listen! I will not! He just talks very slowly. Yeah. And every point he makes, he just points his fingers.

Like Bernie Sanders. I am not a crook. No. So who was it? Well, I assume a child in need is who would have received it. What do you mean, like who put it in there? Oh, I have no idea. I don't think we'll find out now.

Yeah. Someone very generous who has a very good skill at giving good gifts. Yeah. I'm sorry, you lost me for a second. What did you end up doing with it? Uh, I still have it. I can't even give it.

Well, no, because I was like, I gave it to my sister and she's like, oh, I already have that. Because- Wait, you gave it to your sister? You ended up giving it to your sister. Yes, because it was too past the donation thing. So I just, I made a monetary donation that was worth more than the gift. Right, but then you ended up still giving it to your sister. Yes, but then she had already gotten it the year before

because it was a calendar for that year. So she already had it. That's it, the child. I'm not going to give it to you. I'm not going to give it to you. I you ended up still giving it to your sister. Well, yes, but then she had already gotten it the year before because it was a calendar for that year. So she already had it. I mentioned the child that would have opened up that gift, loves Harry Potter and that would just make that crazy. They love the year 2019, they want to prove,

remember it forever. That's the thing is, well, that's why I made the donation so that I could feel better about myself. Not to do something good. No, because I just, just so you could feel better about yourself. Well, no, because I felt so bad. I felt really, really bad. Yeah, for sure.

And then you assist to have to tell you you gave her a shit gift. Well, I gave her another gift, too. That was like a bonus gift. What was the other gift? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Potter 2020 calendar. I gave her a hillclaim And and and and and did you get anything that was yes free? Yes, yes, okay And this better be a good and yes, and then I also got her a a a a a game of thrones a game of thrones mug that said, um, I drink beer and I

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and I want, you know, yeah, I guess I did something they want. Yeah, you know, not that that's the only thing I get, but like that and Harry Potter, Advent calendar. Did you guys see the two guys? I think they tweeted it at you. Two guys who got each other, Hill, Climbers. Yes. That was awesome. It was so heartwarming. Yeah.

It was great. The perfect holiday gift for next year. Protection. What was the best gift you guys got? The haulies. I didn't get any gifts. No, wait, my mom got me some socks. That was pretty good. Hey. So I didn't get you gift. No, we get any gifts? My mom got me some socks. That was pretty good.

So I didn't get you gift. No, we don't give each other gifts. No, no. I like that. No, no pressure. We see something wander in the year we get it. You also like, you love together. You've been married for so long.

So long. It's like if you need something, you get it. Don't you get a bit of joy watching an open something on Christmas day? Joy? What is that? No, no gifts. It was super simple.

No gifts, no auto pay 2020. Yeah. What do I get? Yeah. You getting any good gifts? Yeah, I got a little coupon for rubs. Little thingy. Kind of rubs.

No, happy ending rubs. This normaly, thingy. Kind of rubs. No, happy ending rubs. This normal box-standard. Is that what Chris got you? Yeah, he found it in a box. Chris, Chris Domeris. Yeah. He scared the shit out of me today. What do you do?

I was sitting there at my office and I was, I'm doing this, we're doing working on this development thing for another podcast and I'm typing like a list of, like I'm trying to think, I'm typing this list out and it's quiet. I mean, my office by myself, the door's open and Chris needs to tell me something. So Chris jumps into my office.

I don't know he's out there. He's just like, he just jumps in and goes, he got, he got, he's, he's, you said in a way where you can't really see. I have no idea he's out there. He jumped in screaming in my name. Yeah. I almost fell out of my fucking chair.

I was, I always moved with purpose. Purpose? Purpose? Purpose to scare the shit out of someone. Well, I was just like, hey, guys, like excited. That's gonna make us unexcited. Well, because I also,

I jumped in not thinking you were at your desk. So why were you jumped into an empty office? Yes, I wouldn't have jumped in if I knew you were in there, but I was like, What? Something you're booby with out purpose. So you would have jumped into an empty room?

Purposeless. Well, like, how many empty offices have you jumped into? We gotta get most security cameras course, jumping into empty office. He was practicing. I don't think he's in here. I'm just going to jump in real quick. So you jumped in like, hey, guys, I was like, ah, and you were like, ah! I saw as I jumped in, I was like, oh, Gus is there. Hey, Gus. Oh, guess is there, hey, guess. Oh, you're getting the shit out of me, Chris. Yeah.

Sorry. What did you want to tell him? Well, it's gonna see if he could be on a good morning from hell. Oh. But he was busy, so we're gonna do another week. Some other time. Well, you got to play. We didn't talk about that.

Yeah, we'll talk about that later. You should just play yourself. You'd be in hell, right? I'll get there. Mentally. What about you, Chris? Did you get anything good for Christmas? Yeah.

I, excuse me, I have high expectations. It is named after you. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Well, my, my family does this thing also because my grandmother used to always buy spin so much money in Christmas that we would like, we're not getting each other,

that's another reason why I give shitty gifts. It's, we did the thing where we're like, we're not gonna give gifts to each other. We why I give shitty gifts. Is we did a thing where we're like, we're not gonna give gifts to each other. We're low key, so my grandmother wouldn't spend so much money. We just do this like gift giving game where you have to like trade and like, everyone gives like, it's like the office.

Yeah, you put in three like $10 gifts and then you like trade and fight form. Yeah, so did that. Fight? Well, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, I want that, who did that? I got some I got some nice socks. Oh nice. I got some nice sunglasses Because I had my car broken into showing us what sunglasses I don't know that's what you have my car broken into no

What happened well it was broken into sort of like Well, no, no, it's like it was like broken into like technically, but not like broken into sort of like. What? Oh no, no, it was like broken into like technically, but not like broken into. So what happened is I don't think breaking in a someone's car necessarily needs to involve them breaking something. Yeah, they didn't break anything. That's the thing. It's just opening your car when they're not supposed to.

The little like lock on my car, you know, the button the boot thing. For whatever reason, every once in a while, like once in 10, whenever I lock my car, it doesn't lock one door. Oh, weird. Why don't you tell us which door? Not my gonna tell you.

Cause I've also now gotten, I wear a checker where if I don't, I check it every time. But I didn't, it was like whenever, first started doing that. And so I locked my car and then went up, and then I went to my car, then I say, and there was shit everywhere. Like someone just ruffled through my car. I was like, I don't know, I'm doing this.

And then I was like, oh shit, my car isn't locking. Someone's broken into my car, but not, they didn't break into it. They just opened the door. Which is breaking into your car. Yeah, they opened. Did they take anything? Did you have anything in there?

Well, yeah, I had some nice sunglasses. Oh, no, Scott. Yeah. And a whole booklet of like, you know, the frequent purchase places, you get you by 10, add a whole booklet of them from different places and like gift cards and stuff, add them all a little book thing. Let's just do the whole book. Oh my God.

It's convenient for them. It's a good thing you didn't have a coupon for massages in there. I know. Sorry, rubs. For rubs, rubs. Why are there so many people on Twitter who are just the worst? Because I tweeted that at the end of the last decade, right before the year, I was like, that decade certainly wasn't a boring one. And someone replied, well technically the decade

doesn't end until next year because there was no year zero. Because I know that argument where it's like millennium, all that stuff. But a decade is a decade. This 10 years regardless. I'm talking about the last 10 years. As he's saying that the decade is 11 years, what is that person talking about? And why do people like that always talk to me?

Also, who cares? Yeah. You're just making a point about how it's just been crazy. Just do it where someone is like, actually, the best tweets and the best sentences start with, well, actually, and we'll try to do it. This is the two best ones. The other thing I really love is when you put out

a video of you doing anything and someone has to correct something about it, specifically like exercise videos where someone is just like, you gotta do this for your form and this, you're not doing this right, you gotta do this. Let's be wrong. Well, just like, I didn't, I don't stop. I didn't ask.

Anytime someone asks me what I do at the gym, I'm like, I live heavy stuff and then go home. Like that's it. I just like, I don't really know what I'm doing. See, I don't either, but that's why I have a trainer. Yeah. Who knows what she's doing. And so if I post a video of something

that she's getting me to do, she knows proper form. She is a certified trainer. I don't need Mr. Joe Schmo on Twitter telling me that my shoulders are too high. Yeah. But I appreciate it. But I would appreciate you shutting up more. Yeah.

I went to Marko one in chat over here. It was very concerned that they got your punch cards. Yeah. I went, I went to the one in chat over here. It was very concerned that they got your punch cards. Yeah, I was super sad. I had like a lot of stuff. I was like, build up. Very valuable. Yeah, well, yeah. When you think about dollar value,

and some of them were like, I had three ice creams, two of them. I went to the gym with Blaine recently. At a, when we were in LA with Fun House. And I just went in the clothes I was in because I didn't have a change. We were in jeans. Yeah, I was wearing jeans and just like, and he made fun of me

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Y si vamos al pueblo a comer, creo que te has de mi abuela. ¿Qué dices? Pero si te vuelos de enbarnia. ¡Qué va a nada! Mira, muy fácil. Primero cogemos un autobús hasta ciudad Rodrigo. De ahí, otro estás a la manca. ¡No te liés! Este verano viaja de puerta a puerta y sin complicaciones con Blavlacar. Siempre encontrarás una cerca, incluso a última hora.

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Like I didn't do this with any intention of losing weight. But it seems like I've been losing about a pound a week. I'm about 12 pounds down from where I was when I started. I asked you, like maybe a couple weeks ago, if you've lost weight or seen any health benefits, and you said no. You asked, I think you asked me like a month in. Maybe, yeah.

Yeah, and I like I really had noticed or, because by that point it was like four pounds maybe. It's like who knows, maybe that's just a fluctuation. Are you working out at all? No, I'm not doing, I'm still eating like shit. I'm still drinking. Well, you're not eating like shit maybe that's just a fluctuation. Are you working out? I don't know. I'm not doing it. I'm still eating like shit. I'm still drinking. Well, you're not eating like shit.

That's the thing. I mean, you can still eat like shit like French fries or vegan. You're in clot based shit. Right. Right. It's like, yeah, I'm still eating like shit. It's all plant based. It's just not.

I feel like it's easier to eat like shit if you have the entire variety of food in front of you. You can still eat like what? What was that? Babs up by the way. Do any more babs there? I have beer. You can still eat. What, what, what's our bev's up by the way? Do we have any more bev's Eric? I have to be here. You have a beam.

Just in that one. I thought there was another one out there. Yeah, this, you can have some of this. I can have some of this. Come on it. I had, I woke up in the middle of the night, the other night. I had a nightmare on Saturday night that Eric gave me a cheeseburger. And I ate it.

And then after I was in eating, I was like, wait a minute, that wasn't vegan. I'm brewing. It was a real cheeseburger. That was a real nightmare. It was a cheeseburger from Wendy's. And I woke up and I was like, okay, it's okay. It was just a great food. I had a nightmare on Saturday too and Eric was in it too.

I think I told her, I was at some random party and there were some bad people in the party. And people started just shooting it, stabbing everyone with heroin. What the fuck? Yeah, and so... So it's arse in bad people. Yeah, yeah, and so I was like, and Eric got stabbed with heroin and then someone stabbed me with heroin. I was like, oh my god, I just got stabbed with a dirty needle of heroin.

And I felt bad. Yeah, but Eee. That's to be more of a nightmare than accidentally eating a bug. That's Eric. I saw security, I like windy, oh yeah, you still like windy. Also, I thought it was underrated or overrated in my dream.

Heroine, heroin, I was like nothing. But also it was a dream. I saw, let me clarify, it was a dream. And right at the other day, I saw this security camera footage at this convenience store where this man is standing there. Like he's paying for something. And this random woman comes up to him and stabs him with a needle.

Oh, and he like steps back and is like, and he's like holding his arm. What the fuck? Yeah, I guess it's like some, some woman, some like, some woman just had a needle and came up and stabbed him and like, Well, isn't it? It was, I guess it was just a used needle that she had used.

Oh God, yeah, but. Right, and it's, it's good to find it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's another hospital and HIV. Right, have like, uh, all the tests and everything done. Right, just like, I don't know where, can you imagine? You're just at the store like, buying something. So what the, yeah.

And someone just stabbed me with my needle. That was like me at the party. Right, exactly. It's just terrifying what could happen to you and you just like have zero expectations of something like that. You could just be like at a coffee shop. Like didn't, wasn't there a stabbing in Austin last week? Just a past weekend.

On South Congress, right? No, it was on Friday. Yeah, there's that the Benu coffee over there, like a Congress in Riverside. Yeah, some guys, I guess they got an argument and some guy pulled a knife South Congress. There was a Friday. Yeah. It was at the Benu coffee over there, like a Congress and Riverside. Yeah. Some guys, I guess they got an argument and some guy pulled a knife and started stabbing people and then ran across the street and started stabbing more people there. Yeah. I don't know if you've ever been there.

There's like that Benu coffee and there's a free bird's right next to it. I think he started in the venue then you went across the parking lot to the free birds and then he climbed on the top of a building and jumped off of it. Did he die? No. I think he was injured though, like pretty bad. Yeah, if he'd jumped off a free bird, so there's generally one story. Maybe you know where that was kind of tall.

It's like, it's a little tall. It would be funny if he's like, Free bird! That would be funny. What the fuck are you on about, Chris? Well, jumping up, the dude jumping up and building yelling free bird and then not flying. He wanted to be a flyer.

Not flying. There is something there of like him thinking he could fly or something, I don't know. There was a dude, that's just like you're just out of fucking free birds. Yeah. Which is a taco burrito place here in Austin. Like it to Pooley.

Like you're just there getting food and then all of a sudden this fucking wouldn't take with the knife. Just decides to have a bad day. I mean, I, I, you, we might have talked about it or y'all might have talked about it, but there was a, in England, there was that guy who tried to, I think he had explosives and someone grabbed a narwhale tusk.

Yeah, narwhale tusk. And like, and like, like, fought him off with a narwhale horn. That's a narwhale, huh? Narwhale. Narwhale? It's not a whale? Narwhale.

I mean, it's in the same, yeah, bull car. Well, I always thought it not a whale. I mean, it's in the same, yeah, well, I always thought it was a whale. Were you the one who also didn't know how to pronounce United Emirates? Maybe. United Arab Emirates. I think there was a wasn't there more to that story like the one of the people who tackled him or fought him off was about to be released from prison. He was a murderer who had been in prison in the UK and he was on release, they were slowly starting

to let him out more and more because he was about to be fully released from prison. And the family of the person that he murdered didn't know he was gonna be released. They saw him in the news. It was like one of the people who tackled the guy. That's wild. And they were like, what the fuck?

What a good way to like earn your way back to society. If you're like, I'm tackling, you know, other bad guys. That's a great origin story. It is. Yeah, some people are just so impressive, like the drop of a hat.

It's like, yeah, some people just don't run. They just tackles shit head on. That's the people we need. Does it the heroes we need? Well, it's like you, it's, it's, it's rising to the occasion in those moments. I did that recently. Did a bit of a fight or flight situation.

Yes. So I was, I was in, I'm curious to know what you did. That's it. All like attacking a terrible, terrible fight. It wasn't, it was just rising to the occasion. I was in Colorado recently. I was, I was snowboarding. And I, I just, I had gone, the first was like a half day

pretty much. So I, I mostly just fell. Second day. Um, maybe it's hard. You fall a lot. Yeah. And then the second day I was like, really getting the hang of it.

And then my buddy was like, is the, because they closed the slopes fall a lot. Yeah. And then the second day, I was like, really getting the hang of it. And then my buddy was like, is the, cause they closed the slopes at like 4.30. So we jumped on the like the last, he was like, come on, come on, come on. And we got on the last little like thing up the mountain to the very, very top of the mountain before they closed. And we're going down it.

And then the ski patrol comes around and they're like, we got these guys on the mountain. And we're, they're trying, they wanna go home and they're like, we got these guys on the mountain and they wanna go home and I'm like, holy shit, like they are waiting on me to snowboard down this mountain and my buddy, he gets snowboard real fast so he just went down the mountain real fast and I snowboarded faster and better.

And I, because they were watching me, every time I fell, every time I fell, they were like three people watching, waiting for me to get down the mountain. Do you think that maybe if you had enough people watching you, you could be like an Olympic caliber snowboarder? Like, right, like if you were doing the Olympic, so much better and I, you could go metal if you know people watched.

I went the furthest I've ever gone that one in the two days that snowboarded without falling I was like I was going like I was gonna say that's impressive because most people under pressure will fuck up No, I will like rose until they have to be there in real life Or could you just like stream it on twitch? And you got like 50,000 people watching would you be the best snowboarder? I maybe am I I mean I think I did think it's like one of the things like I I did I did I did fall one time really hard to hit my head. So I'm asked,

I think like, explain a lot about this podcast. Yeah, but you'd be dog dogs. Yeah, but then I was like, and I was like, I looked up and they were like, they were turning the other direction. I think they were talking. I was like, they didn't see me. And then I like jumped up and like kept snowboarding.

Yeah. Yeah, I snowboarded better in that, and I went down that fucking mountain fast. How fast are you going? Faster than I'd done, cause I'd done that same thing up, earlier and it took me a long time cause I had to stop and take breaks and I kept falling

and I was like, Have you done devy-dance skiing before? No, I'd never done any of it. Really? No. Damn, that's impressive. I've never done that either. Why'd you go straight into snowboarding? Because my friend snowboarded and he just taught me rather than

like taking lessons, he was like, oh, I'll just teach you. Skings pretty straightforward. I think skiing, for what I heard, is skiing is easier to learn harder to master. Oh, interesting. And then snowboarding, you just fall a lot at the beginning and then you get better. Maybe I should end to you into sort of like a future Olympics. Yeah, I'll do it. You can actually reach that stand. So we submit someone in 20 years for your consideration. We did that one athletic thing years ago, that stream, the life stream, the...

Oh, the shape up? Shape up. And I won that big trophy. You did. Yeah. I remember that. It was a huge trophy. That was a huge trophy. That was a fun little stream. Forgot about that. It was like three years ago, four years ago. That was a mile ago.

I remember that's like the most exercise our whole group has done. I know. Cumulatively and like a year. Everyone was like. It's great. We need to exercise more. So you know how last year, Dan's miles were like,

just shy. God. He was, I think, 148,000, or 49,800, or just like 200 miles away. Right, less than 500 away. He should just float, take him flight. You're right, he should have. Did you read that story of that guy

who went on a mileage run to get status to Mexico? Oh, I did. What do you do? I'm going to happen. He went to Mexico. I'm going to get the story wrong because I only read it once. He was really short to set it up. And he had the option to buy enough miles to get him to the next level status. It was going to be $1800. Right. So he figured he was cheaper just to fly to Mexico. Yeah, so he was going to spend like 24 hours in Mexico. just to fly to Mexico. So he was going to spend like 24 hours in Mexico. And he like went out to a bar and something happened where the balancer or something was just like I need to take your passport from you and yourself or not yourself but your passport from you. And it got into like this big fight and this argument and then like the police came and picked him up and apparently like the

people at the bar and the police were in on it together. Like those fuck over tourists. He had bought two beers and then tried to pay for it and they tried to charge him $300. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what it was. And then he's like, I can't pay that. And then they took his wallet and his passport and everything like that.

And he got put in jail. And he had to get some other woman was in there and she bailed him out and drove him to the airport and everything, and he managed to get back to the US, but he also had this little love story with her too. It was like this crazy 24 hour period of almost getting stuck in Mexico, falling in love with someone, getting bailed out by them.

And he's like, I can't stay, babe. I gotta get the miles. I think she was from Kenya, or something? I think she was from Kenya, Yeah, I just looked it up. She was from Kenya. She was also scammed and jailed. Yeah. Wow. The same way, I think.

Mm-hmm. So, so we were going to have Dan and I was going to shoot last week. But the shoot got pushed to this week. And Dan was relying on that to hit executive flat. And then Dan ended last year with 99,000. But can't you, isn't it till January 30th? No, it's calendar year.

He should have immediately booked another flight. No, but if you book it, in 2019, you have to take it. I think if you book it, you have to travel. You have to, you have to actually physically make this. And also like booking a flight last minute right before New Year's is not cheap. Yeah. Oh, for sure. You just had to, I mean,

one flight, like a thousand miles. What's the cheapest place I could go? I think he didn't really realize until after. I think he was like, it was already the New Year's, like, oh, God, yeah, I didn't fly. So once again, then just full shot. So where does he get put down to the next level or back to gold? Yeah, we'll plan and pro.

So he's okay. Just don't get the old system wide. I barely made the minimum for the lowest level. For gold? Oh, for you. I fly United like silver. I think I flew like 26,000 miles last year. That's shit.

Yeah, it's great. It was really, really nice. I'm hoping for that this year. I'm hoping I don't meet the minimum level. Yeah, I guess I made it. And I was like, I'm happy I made it. Most of it was done at the beginning of the year when I went on vacation. They really try to get you though with that. Oh, just pay this amount to keep your status. Oh, it's just ridiculous, so exorbitant amount. I did it one year, because it was like the cost of a flight. Well, I'm like, fuck it, I fly enough that whatever I get

from the benefits from the status, it'll be worth it for the whole year. And you probably value your time more than flying somewhere pointlessly. But this year, it was like almost too grand, I wanted me to pay. And I'm like, fuck that, that's shit. My God.

Yeah, I guess it all depends on like, I guess what value you find in it and how often you're planning to fly that year. Because like with Platinum Pro, I think you get automatic upgrades or upgrade requests. Yeah. Right. But I mean, is that anything worse for the environment than flying for no reason other than to hit some fictional rank in?

The ultimate. That's like the biggest f you to the environment. I guess the question is, is if the plane is already gonna fly it? I mean, like- I mean, the plane's pretty sold out these days. That's true. But if you bought it last minute, it is a plane that's already gonna happen

Then are you how much are you affecting the environment? I don't know plain. I mean, it's not a good for the environment That's my that's my other thing this this year's taught is be more vocal about Climate change climate change in the environment. I also feel like okay, what? What positive steps are you taking to fight climate change? I mean, I think what everyone needs to do is just little things like not using this plastic as awful for the environment using this, like example, whenever we get lunch, every Monday, I always get, I don't use the disposable plastics, I just get plates and silverware.

I just tried. That's what I do. Yeah, and I was gonna suggest that for our shoots, we try and not, whenever we shoot in the office, we don't use, we don't get plastics and paper, we just use our plates. Cause we got cupboards for real plates. Yeah, and then things like keeping rags instead of paper towels, using those instead.

Yeah, in like an office, so yeah, all men in rag is pretty mean. Someone's got a beautiful picture of a rag. Use a rag, you just wash it, just wash them. Well, the problem is who's washing that? Well, that's more for your house. Okay. For your house.

That makes more sense. At your house, just put some rags in place of your paper towels. Yeah, I got tea towels on the can also do a washable napkins. Yep, my family does that. Yeah, and then napkins that they just wash just I mean what not using straws Don't flush the toilet. Yeah, yeah, well yellow let it Hello, it's brown. I flush the toilet at my house less. I don't do it at the office

I always like doing it. I always have always toilet at my house less. I don't do it at the office. I always like doing it at the house. But at my own house, if I like pee at night, I'm going to all pee again in the morning, and I'll just flush it then, you know, like, what else? Let's see, there's so many things. It's good. It's all good advice. I was just here to see where you were covered. Yeah, it's a lot of, and also just vocalizing to people, whenever someone's like, I don't get when people go to get water and they go and get a plastic water bottle

and it's like, you don't need a plastic water bottle, I'll just refill your cup at the sink. I heard. Because there's like this whole fuss about straws and plastic straws and how people are like, absolutely disgusted by people using plastic straws and how it's like an environmental crisis. And like, yes, it's not great.

It's not good for the environment. But I heard that pollution in oceans and lakes and whatnot, 99% of that is fishing equipment. And that's like the real issue that people are, like, oh, that's completely avoiding and unaware of and not talking about. I don't know if you want to fact check that, but that's just something I heard recently. I'm just like, this is the real problem that we should be focusing on, not people using

a plastic straw. But I mean, I think it's all cumulative though. Absolutely. I think like if you want to take steps like that, you should and you should be more intelligent about it. But if you really are that appalled by it. I'm reading at the Mercy for Animals website, which is straws aren't the real problem. God damn it. What the fuck is this? Straws aren't the real problem. Fishing that's a count for 46% of all ocean plastic.

Okay, so 99% is a lot higher than I. 46 is still a huge amount. And that's just fishing nets. Yeah, that is crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's wild. So just don't use any fishing nets. Yeah, that is crazy. I didn't know that yeah, that's wild. So just don't use any fishing nets To zero But I also like I don't know the steps you could take in helping reduce that you know like I yeah other than like going

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And the caption I put was just like, not politics. But the biggest response I got in response to that was but the solutions are I mean sure It's yeah, it sucks It's terrible I'm a fly less. That's my contribution. Yeah. I lose a lot of money doing that, but it's fly too much. I don't even like fly. Yeah. Well, and then you can use my favorite housing. Yeah. You get some rags. I got rags. I'm going to reuse your socks.

I should do a plant-based cooking segment for the podcast. You should. I would eat so I would eat Should I have some plants? Plants don't have shit dude. I think you're missing the point. Oh Yeah, I guess they got absent. They have they don't have any shit I was thinking about like do they not have any waste that comes out of their roots or anything? I was like, yeah, I'll absorb the roots.

I guess oxygen is their waste. That's it. Well, they don't produce oxygen. They just remove carbon, right? It's also another way to help us just eat less meat in general. Yeah. I think it's like, they say that's like the biggest contributor in this meat. It's like commercial agriculture.

And even eating less like red meat. Yeah, red meat. I mean, any sort of farming, any sort of abusive, the collection of resources, it causes a ton, like fishing and farming, a pretty bad for the environment. Yeah. But there's such massive important industries where we live.

Mm-hmm. Why don't we all move into one little house together? All right. Little? Solar power. Uh-huh. Yeah, no, it has to be the little house together. All right. Solar power. Uh huh. Yeah, no, it has to be the little house. Little house. 300 square feet.

Uh huh. All four of us. Let's do it. Sounds like it's show. And then film it. Yep. I'm done. I'm on.

I'm doing it. Well, he's your rags. I get the right guys. Oh, let's not do that. Let's just say we did. Pressure, pressure, you're a Chris. I get the right guys. Let's not do that. Let's just say we did. Yeah. Pass me your curse.

Would you guys ever get solar? Yeah, I've thought about it. Where I live, like, you can look actually, I think that's on Google Maps, you can see like what how effective solar panels would be on your house. Like you're putting it on your face and it shows like the efficiency.

Where I live, it's not very conducive to solar. Um, for whatever reason, it's like the angle of the roof. You live underground, tray, tree coverage or something. Just wait for those fireworks to go off and you'll get all the solar energy you need. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's a good idea. Uh, you know, I remodeled, uh, that last year, and at the at the time, I thought about putting solar on the house. And I looked into it, which is why I saw that map and everything. It's just like, it wasn't effective for my roof, for the shape of my roof and sand. Back up front cost too.

Yeah, but I guess you could pay them off over time, but. It's true. You can never really look to make profit on those unless you stay in the same place for a really long time. That's true. I mean, it's a good thing. It's like a profit savings. I mean, and you think about it, if you have like a system with like solar panels and like

a like a Tesla power wall, if like the power goes out, you could still continue to power your house. Yeah. You could see about it from a practical perspective. And like plus you could also theoretically, I don't know how it works, but you know, would your power be cleaner then because you're coming through essentially a big battery You know dealing with the same voltage spikes and drops as you would in a commercial power feed. Is that really an issue? Oh, yeah, I have a UPS is all in my house for all of my equipment.

Don't transform is it of that? No, god no. I hear there more than meets the eye. No, they no. I hear there are more than meets the eye. No, they don't. But they control the voltage. They end up in your device. There's acceptable tolerances that are allowed within the power feet that's coming down to you. You're at a phone charger.

I have had phone charger. Yeah. Well then, that it charges your phone, but like all does slow it from dying. Oh. You know what I'm talking about, where? Is it because you're still using it at the same time as it being charged?

It might be it, and that might be it too, but also it's like a low-wash. It charges so slowly that you're like, this is just delaying the inevitable. We're gonna die. Just like. And when I had my Prius, if I plugged my phone in to the, like the USB port that was in there, whenever the, And when I had my Prius, if I plugged my phone in to the like the USB port that was in there,

whenever like first got my Prius, I don't know what I had, like an iPhone 3GS or something, it's like, oh this is great, it charges my phone, but then like has the phones progressed, it's like, oh no, it just, like it just slows down. It just thinks it not die. The drain on the phone right, it doesn't actually charge it.

I think a lot of car chargers are like that. Yeah, it's because they put so little power out. I love looking at the chat and seeing when my pun gets the live stream is right now. I was, I guess I was kind of late to all the world or three stuff and all the stuff that happened with the Iranian general man. So I thought I'd use my Alexa to, because I was starting reading up stuff on Twitter, I was like, oh, what's happened? So I was like, uh, device, show me the latest headline. And I guess it just read out the last headline that it displayed on

the screen. Uh-huh. And the headline was, I was expecting to get something about, you know, the potential war. The headline was, Puffins seen using tools. World War Three! 2020! The Puffins are riding, they're rising up. They've learned. Oh man. I didn't look into that story, I don't know what tools they found these. I was gonna ask. Yeah. Immediately I was story. I don't know what tools they found I mean it was like I think that's Oh puffing scratching itself with stick is said to be the first evidence of a Oh So cute Like a ham I Like goes to live my head

I don't know what I was expecting. That's obviously what it was gonna be. Oh, thank you. Oh, it's paper towel. It could be a rag. It could be a rag. It could be. Who wants to clean that up from Gavin? Oh, dear.

Because what you can do is you can, like, you sit, you lose the sock. You lose the sock. You only have one sock. It's a rag now. Perfect for cleaning. Yeah, you just stick it on your hand and go. You fit your hand fits in it.

Now it's a rag. Oh, god, it's on the table. You could be wiping your mouth off with miles. That's a pretty good idea. My socks are so small though. I have a lot of ankle socks but also my foot is only a size like seven. Yeah, you need bigger feet. Okay. Yeah. This is my bigger socks and then convert them into rags. Yeah. Or just buy. You could buy, you could buy, well, no, no, that wouldn't work. I'll say you could buy one long sock I cut it.

It makes two, but I was like, nah. Ah, when I was going to sock. If you, you could buy one long sock, cut it in half and then sew up the other. So much work. Also, wear in the fucker you know by one sock Well, no you buy two big socks and make four socks out of them obviously

What do you think Chris? Is there a way to cool just the room you're in dampers on your vents and your ducts I close close the vents that don't use as much. I see there are some homes too that have room control. I have some dampers in my, or some vents in my house that I can control with an app on my phone. So that's like, so for example,

like you're saying, in during the day when I'm not in my bedroom, I'll have the vents in my bedroom closed, that way no heat or air conditioning is being wasted going into that room. Yeah. Then half an hour before I'm going to go to bed, I was getting bill reopen. That's awesome. And have you noticed the saving and electricity? Oh, absolutely.

Makes a huge difference because that there's the problem is that there's very few companies that make them and the implementation isn't always great. But if you have like a professional HVAC installed, you can have dampers which are put into the duct as opposed to on the vent, that close and open, and you can kind of program those. In fact, we have a dampers system here. Remember when we first moved in,

we had the damper controls out front so that we could open and close as we were learning how the air flowed in this building. Like how to open and close. We just put our bellows on any of the air best. There's some where we're going to be. Yeah, there used to be, aren't there some still in there? Yeah, because the giant tubes that just like one desk would be ice. Because this giant tube would just be shooting ice cold air at it. We've talked about it before, but in our office where we sit for our T-Core, the bathrooms in there are either fucking freezing or like, sauna's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because whatever windows, because they have their own vent and they're always shut. Well, it's on, they're on like, I guess this is like, they're all parallel. So whatever controls like these offices across here also controls all the bathrooms. I forget why can't the grid system, essentially. And so if it's like hot or cold at all and the heating or air conditioning is on, those bathrooms just get like the brood of it.

It's insane. The brood. The bulk of it. I like how there's a, can I, can I talk in 2020? Right now we have a coat rack in the brute, the bulk. I like how there's it. Can I, can I talk and do 20? Right now we have a coat rack in the bathroom, but it's just a giant doll. I was like, oh, is that where the bathroom sweater is hanging? Yeah, it's stuck, there's that giant dildo stuck to the wall,

and the sweater is hanging off of it. Yep. Someone in the chest that tried turning off the heat, that will cool your home. Very good. Thanks The heat is the sun Do you think there's how much how much energy savings do you think it is not shaving? What are you on about what what you mean like using the water to no like

about what? What you mean like using the water to like so like not shaving every day with an electric razor how much do you think you save shaving every three days? That's, you'd never even see that on the bill. Nothing. Nothing. Zero. I mean, I guess I'll shave. Maybe over the course of like a hundred years it would make a tiny debt. My electric thingy lasts forever. Right. And and if it dies if I leave it for a week it'll work again it's like solar powered or something I would think that where a battery will just recharge and you'll luggage you wouldn't recharge you don't have enough to would be sweet the worst part was probably the water running the whole time is you're shaving well I don't use the water I don't like to say yeah she should be to a bag no I just this little thing in it

I'd dump it. What would be sweet is if it could somehow turn your hair, burn it to make energy. Like a little oven inside that would generate, it's so you don't need to be hair powered. Why don't we capitalize on hair power? Hair powered, the hair powered podcast. I mean, the most powerful.

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I clean things up. I do use an electric trimmer for that, or just like a like scissors. Yeah, both. All right, Ken Pining, depending on... Has everyone in the world done the thing with their pubic hair,

where they take a bit, they twist it and then cut it. Is everyone done that? Yeah. No, I've done it. Twist it. What's the twist? Well, you get more bang for your back. Yeah, it's because then you get a more bigger chunk off. Yeah.

And it's also like easier to control. In the chat, let me know if you twisted your pubic hair and cut it. Yeah, yeah. I feel like it might be, or a growler thing. Team twist over here. Team twist. Yeah, I don't want scissors in your... Yeah, you don't want that.

Oh, yeah, I've definitely... When I was younger, I used to use scissors. I've used, I've, I've so many times I've cut myself. Penis balls? No, always always the testicles. But not with scissors. With scissors. Oh, yeah.

What is that happening? What were you doing? You're putting my trimming beard. If you're pulling the stretchiest piece of skin on your body and going at it with scissors, bloody hell, Chris, you could have lopped off. You need my skin graft. It's not great.

Oh. Oh. Did you self circumcise? No. Get a lot of yes in the chat. No, I've been done before. I've been there. Yeah, now yes, no yes.

I've certainly nicked the old scrattle skin with a electric one. Yeah. Sometimes it just get a little nicked on it. What I don't understand, and I've never, this frightens me to death, is like a straight razor or like a, actually shaving like testicles. Do people use a straight razor on testicles?

I don't know, but some people like, I, I, that's, no, you can't do that. No, it's not smooth. There's people, there's no, I've seen porn. I've seen porn where there's no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no've seen porn. I've seen porn, there's no porn. It's not real. But they, someone has to cut the hair. No, it's probably wax.

You think they wax? You can't wax your testicles. You're saying you're a second crazier. You're saying you're seeing a straight razor. Not a straight razor, what do you call those? Like a manial, getting it cut for a razor. Like what are these? Yes.

People cut, their people with no hair on their dick. What do you call those like a manual, getting it cut for a razor, like what are these? Yes. People cut, there are people with no hair on their dick. You can't do that with a book. How old? You get smooth balls. That's like, would that be like cut in a mozzarella? Yeah. Yeah. It's people have done it and it frightens me.

Whether it be a straight razor or waxing either way, why, I don't think you can wax your testicles. Of course you can. No, you cannot. You cover and wax and rip that shit out. No, no, you can't. You do a necklamp just too much. It's too much, Gavin.

No way, you just, it's like pulling. You put the wax on and you crack them like an egg. What do you mean it stretches too much? Like you pull it and it stretches. You pull it and it stretches. What do you mean it's getting stretches? It still has a limit and then the head comes out. Probably then you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's a bad news, you're just at that point. You're just the only thing I'm thinking about. The thing. Yeah. Yeah. Whole discussion. He's right. Is the fact that once I was told by Zach Anner that his test goals are so loose that they touched the toilet water when he sits on the toilet. And as the only thing I've fixed your name. No, no, no. When you're hot, when it's hot, they get, they lower, you know, you bet, American toilets have the water real high.

Yeah, that's true. Not at all. And when you're hot, like, the high fish it's you once don't have the waters high anymore. Yeah, compared to an English one, where the water is. I found a wiki, how are you called out? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no am I looking at? I don't even really. Barbara, what do you know what that is? You should be really accustomed to that view. What?

So wait, where's the anus? Is it on the bottom? No, it's on the top where the graph paper is. And what if he's upside down? That's why I don't know what I'm looking at. What's missing from it? The glue line on his belly button. There it is.

Like that. Why are we even doing this? We're not going to show it. Okay. You could look wiki how this goes down. Go down. I don't know what that is. You I mean, checking yourself out in the mirror is very important step.

Can we, can we actually have a link dump when we talk about stuff on the screen? I know. You could totally wax balls. I don't have to. I would never do that. That sounds like. That's like horrible torture. That just seems like poking a bee's nest. You have a way with work. What are the bees in this situation? Your testicles. It's sperm. Like, or whatever. Either way, you're like, it's gonna hurt.

The bees have nests. Well, about, oh, about a nawhale nest. Nawhale. Or a unicorn. Oh my God. Is it that film festival in France? Is it can or con? It's can you can count it on me

You guys isn't a name of a place name of a person you can stawos. I mean stachrite you can call it anytime or Can it call I've always said can what just happened. I've also had people say can I've always said can I've heard cans I've heard said can. What just happened? I've also had people say can. I've always said can. I've heard cans. I've heard can. Can. Can. Can. Can. Can.

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Oh, is that what that was? This is so stupid. Okay. So I looked up how to pronounce that word in Google. It says, starting with the most obvious note, the S on the end is silent. Secondly, instead of the C,

pronounce it as if there were a K at front. In case you pronounced it, San. That's all it says. So it's no indication if it's Conor K. No indication. Get this right. Here's what you can do when you pronounce the C's. Imagine it's a K. So stupid. No, when you're saying Gavin, the G sounds like Go. Gov'n. It's not Javin. But I'm going to call you that from now on. I feel like the internet is becoming slightly better with spreading, like rules about spreading

misinformation. Like, fight earth videos always get in and take it down or hidden. I think that's a good thing. But did you see that Netflix is making this, has made this Gwyneth Poucher show about her goop company? I only saw her as you tweeted about it. What?

Yeah, explain that. What a load of old shit. What is this? Why they pay for that to be, have you heard of this goop company? Yeah. It's like, with Poucher, it pop shows like oh, shut these crystals up your badge It'll you know all this stuff and all these like weird un

Scientific for a thousand dollars or something. It be shit all this crap Promoting it. Yeah, it's company company. Oh fuck and it's just a load of old Wank and I've had to be fair. I don't know what angle the Netflix series is taking. Right. Whether they're actually making fun of it or whether they're just promoting her scam company. I don't know. But I'm surprised that in 2020, that's a new show that Netflix is behind. We're at a point where there's amizals out breaking Austin because so many people are not vaccinating. So I mean, does that really surprise you that we have to see some metaphysical bullshit

stuff on Netflix? What is this? She's selling some kind of boost. What is this? A bite size mental boost in your cafe all day fix it's a little chew for $55 it's all like supremely expensive nothing that so many people have bought into I and I feel like it's borderline irresponsible to put that on Netflix but you know you we should have the freedom to make and watch anything we want, right? So I'm like between... She's just trying to make and sell whatever she wants, too, right?

Yeah. I'm just blown away, though. It just seems so odd to me now. In today's age of... Let's have real shit and not this nothing. No, I think it's a perfect sign of the times. I agree with you, by the way. I don't like this.

But what if Netflix made a show to promote Flat Earth, would you be like, why are we having this right now? Where's the documentary that is more about? Well, it doesn't prove or disprove anything. It just focuses on the people who believe Flat Earth is true. And I mean, yeah, I know. I just don't know what angle that, I don't know if it's promoting this company,

or whether it's, I guess I just need to watch it. Yeah, I don't know if it's promoting this company, or whether it's, I guess I just need to watch it. Yeah, that's a really wide watch. I know I, I, someone who didn't believe in climate change, I sent them the flat earth documentary on Netflix. Yeah. And I was, and they were like, wow, it's amazing having that conversation. I like talking to them,

I had a conversation about that documentary for a while. And I was like, that is what it's like arguing with you about climate change. I had a conversation about that documentary for a while, and I was like, that is what it's like arguing with you about climate change. Where it's like, science says it's this, everyone else agrees it's this, but you are denying all the facts. You're gonna talk about a lot more in 2020, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, because there is. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there are people who will take the crystal out of their vagina. I'd be like, that was brilliant. That's definitely work.

It's because I'll placebo. But also, there's an argument to be made for if people just need something to get them through something that they're going through. They find... They find, like, oh, I actually feel better after doing this. And it's like whether or not it actually has a medical or scientific scientific effect on them, but like if it made them feel better. Yeah.

Well, I'm not, also this is me not like vouching for this company and this thing. Put a person in cheaper up your vagina. A rabbit's foot. Sure. If someone could convince me to, I'll do it. I wish it was a penis costume. That's free, baby.

There's a few. Tampons are way too expensive. A few billion of them in the world. It's funny, you mentioned like, oh, you think people are spreading less misinformation nowadays, but still every- I don't think it's spreading less. I think more companies are cracking down on it.

Okay, that's fair. But I still see so often, and this is like a message to people watching this too. Like I see people comment on Ruchichi stuff or YouTube videos in general, who say things with such fact, like not in a way where it's like, oh, I heard this, it's just like, no, this is the case. Like I was reading the comments on always open

that you were on this week, Gavin. That come out? It came out today. Oh, sweet. And someone commented, Barbara and Gavin used to date and now it's really awkward for them. Like, they just say that as if that's fact. I'm glad y'all got over it.

I'm gonna be able to reconcile and work together. But it's just like, it's crazy to me that people just like, we'll say things that they maybe have heard somewhere or like broken telephone or whatever it is and just like stated as fact and believe it blindly without any sort of, maybe I should fact check this. Or just I heard or there's a rumor that

that someone will read that and take this fact. I mean, I heard it was pretty good. That was, what? Wouldn't we endate it? I heard. It was also the same thing we filmed that. I don't know what it did. What did you look at weird?

I was trying to say like, it's not true because I heard. Are you okay? I eat the rumor. It's like's like well I heard or there's the What's so it's no it might be true that this happened Just just never gonna have a little joke with you ever again now never mind. There's also we filmed at this Airbnb a couple of weeks ago, cause we were filming a short there.

And we decided to stay at the Airbnb throughout the day and like film some other RT life content. And we filmed this thing where we ordered pizza from three different pizza places. They're obviously like, it was Domino's, Papa John's, and pizza at cause it's like whatever these places deliver. And we know they're not local. And someone commented, they're like,

oh, I wonder why they didn't order home slice or anything like that. And someone commented, oh, that's because this is an LA. And it's like, what? When did we ever say, like, it was an MLP? Just state things as fact. And it's so crazy to me that people are like, I was reading a comment on the last over video

that the Halo reached last episode video that came out. And we have our game audio quite low so we can hear each other. So there was this bit that was being explained in game audio but none of us could hear it. But there were these, the phantoms were actually coming out of this massive teleporter, which is something I've never seen in Halo.

I didn't remember that being a thing. So I was like, is that thing teleporting Phantoms? Like is that thing like birthing Phantoms of it? And someone in the comments wrote, no, the covenant never had teleporters. You must be like, it must be like the angle you're looking at it from, must be like a glitch. So I was like, oh, I was like, really?

And I was like, okay. And then I played the level, like you just in my own time. Yeah. And the guys that she like, oh, teleporting Phantoms, I was like, what is this guy like so forcefully putting this stuff like you just did my own time. Yeah. And the guys that she like, oh, the teleporting fan tip, I was like, when the stuff went like, what is this guy like so forcefully putting the stuff without any like, I think it's just like,

no, no, no, no. If people just speak with such confidence, and some, and some, some value. It's long to verify something. Right. But it takes less time to not verify and speak with confidence.

That's absolutely true. Very true. Yeah. Just don't believe everything you read on the internet, kids. When I used to do competitive speech when I was in high school, and the kind of speech I would do, it's like, you would be given a topic, you had 30 minutes to prepare a seven minute speech, and then you had to give like a position and they call it persuasive speaking.

Like, it was like a topic, and you had to persuade someone to think the way you did. So 30 minutes of prep, seven minutes of speech. And I remember once my coach told me, he's like, listen, sometimes you're gonna get a topic and you're just not gonna be able to prepare anything for it. So when that happens, just start making up statistics. And I said, what? He goes, just start pulling numbers out of your ass. He's like, they're not gonna check it.

And at the time, I thought I was like, that's really shitty. And I was like, We know like 64% of statistics are made up. But now I've gotten older. It's like, everyone does that. That's the guy talking about the teleporter or anything you read online,

where it's like, oh, they're in LA. It's like, everyone's just like, oh yeah, whatever. 99% of fishing nets are plastic. But that was like, you said, you preface that by saying, I'm wrong on this, I think it's wrong. I also said like I heard somewhere that this was it.

I'm not sure if it's correct. Exactly, and that's the right way of regurgitating. But even, like I did that too. I don't think that's even right too for someone to leave a comment like I heard this. But to preface it by saying like, I don't have no idea if I'm right or not, I could be talking out of my ass.

But yeah, people just state things as fact. Trump does that all the time with stats and what it is. And that is not- I almost made the difference. It's not a political thing, like, oh, is that Trump's campaign- Right, and to be fair to me. I said that about Trump in like 2012 on this podcast

that he was, he was not political. Yeah. That's just him as a person. He's always done business that way where he'll just lie and say numbers at people and they just like, well, he knows the exact figure. So, right. So he's gotta be right.

You are. I think it's like, the podcast 100 and something I said that about Trump. You see that video of Trump, I think it was in 2012 or 2011, maybe talking about Obama. Right. The president's gonna start a war with Iran. To get elected.

Yeah. And it's just like, I made a tweet that I think people misinterpreted the other day. What was it? Like people were talking after the assassination of this Iranian general. People were talking a lot about World War III. And I made this meme template post. I was like, people talking about, like Gen Z and millennials talking about being afraid of World War III and Gen Z being the first time.

Because, or Gen X being first time, because Gen X grew up under the premise of the Cold War. Like that was the thing, he was always afraid of like, oh, at any moment World War III is gonna actually happen. And it was kind of like a, I remember Jeff saying that on a podcast, he was like, I used, oh, at any moment, where were three's gonna actually happen? And it was kind of like a... I remember Jeff saying that on a podcast, he was like, I used to go to school thinking like Russian might attack any of you.

We would have drills in school, be like, all right, the atomic bombs are coming hide under your desk. So it's kind of like a call back to that. And so many people kind of fended by that. Like, oh, you know, Gen Z and millennials fought, you know, in wars in Afghanistan. I was like, I'm not saying that that didn't happen. I'm just saying, like this constant threat

of a global war, it's just a cyclical thing. It happens. It's happened before, it's gonna happen again. Like, no one needs to get so worked up about it. Wait until we're, just I'll calm down. I didn't think it was, I did read one comment that someone was like, oh, it's like, like a world war would actually start because one person was assassinated and it's like

Check out war one. Yeah Yeah, a lot of people told me my tweet was in poor taste A disrespect was like listen, that's not the point the point is we're all just being alarmists. It's happened before It's gonna happen again. Don't worry Listen Canada is still up there. I can go back home anytime I need to. To the end of the day. What was the age for getting drafted here?

18. Well, I was the age range, I guess. I'm gonna imagine this. 18 to 25 is the primary draft range. Yeah. But it might go, you know, in extenuating circumstances beyond that, but I'll never. I've never been as happy as I am to be 30 right now.

Although I'm pretty, I don't think they could draft me. You don't wanna go fight? No, really? Rather not. Do you? I mean, if needed, I'd like to cut, I think I can fight for this country. Like, no, I don't think I can.

I'm not even allowed to give blood. I'm not allowed to give blood. No, I don't wanna have foreign blood. Really? It's because it's metric. I'm not allowed to give blood. We need a pint of blood, not half a liter. I feel like one time I try to get blood and they,

I think they said I drank too much. Try to switch booze. Or something. I had something that was low, or maybe that dream was real. No, oh, you know what it was? You know what it was? In college, I tried to sign up for a medical study.

Go on. Or you know, you do medical studies where you go in and you test drugs for money. Like you're a lab rat. And I try to do that. And then they're like, oh, your liver has too much belly rubin. There's something.

Belly rubin? That's something. I remember. Belly rubin. I don't know. And they're like, did you drink a lot the night before? I was like, yeah, I'm so hungover right now. But yeah, you can't do it.

And you can't be in this drug test study. Belly rubin. I think that's what it's called. What is he trying to say? Is it real? What? Billy Rupin is a brownish yellow substance found in bile. You didn't have enough? Was it bile?

I, no, my, something is wrong with my liver because I drank to a certain night before. Maybe your liver was, my liver was like, what the fuck did you do to me last night? Is there anybody out there named Billy Rupin? I got to meet Billy Rupin. I can't see you there's seven in there. Oh, maybe it's just British blood

that I don't want because of Mad Cow. A lot of people are saying that. Oh, interesting. Yeah, let me see why. Yeah, we still can't know. Maybe Canadians can do it. I can't vote until it's in ship. So I don't think I could be drafted.

I would assume. Maybe in the past, they've only drafted men. I don't know if they would extend the draft. Well, they have to change a lot, I think. Yeah, because women still don't register for selective service, do they? No. Did you all register for selective service? No, they're saying no.

Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? Did you ever say no? No, no, that's not that happened. I saw someone tweet at the other day, and I think AOC retweeted it. It's like the draft already happened.

The draft is poverty. The draft is whether or not you're in a place in your life where you are privileged enough to not serve in the military or where the military is something that you have to go to for to further your your chats in this country. Interesting. Interesting. So it's a really fucked up way to look at it or it's like the you can have people in power make these decisions that don't directly affect them or their family.

So it affects people in a lower socioeconomic status. Yeah. Apparently the the podcast I mentioned that Trump thing almost the tequila one that we talked about. Was it actually sponsored by the tequila wasn't in the sponsored right? That was a real great deal. Really long timing. That was in the Amix. I think that's the closest person in the conference room in six or six.

Oh, was it that? Yeah. I remember being in there like. Yeah, that was an audio only. That's before you guys did video. Yeah. We might have done video like every now and then at that point, that was an audio only. That's before you guys did video. Yeah. We might have done video like every now and then at that point, but it was rare.

We're coming up on Chris's birthday podcast. Oh, yeah. We're gonna have some Billy Rubin problems there. Let's, let's, we've all agreed to have a lot of alcohol. We need to invent a shot and call it the Billy Rubin. Okay, should it be brown? Should it be brownish yellow? It should be Brownish Yellow.

Should it be Brownish Yellow? Brownish, you'll be like, gold slugger and whiskey? Oh no. Yeah. Why can't we put like a mixer and whiskey? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Fuck your liver dude. What? It can't be watered down if it's gonna fuck up your liver. If you have enough of it it'll fuck your liver.

I feel like brown is easy to a clump, to a clumpish with a good boost. But yellow, how do you get good yellow? Do it's like a whiskey baby. Yellow gatorade. Do you know anyone who calls gatorade by the actual flavor? Gatorade. What? What? What?

Oh my God. Oh, crap. You know, it's from the Gatorberry. Oh, you talk about most of the time. What are you out of? And it just came out. We were talking about kids and cops. Then I was like, that was it.

These podcasts. That was like, is there it. These podcasts look. That was like, is there another way to pronounce getteries? I had like predictions of a what podcast without Bernie would be like for the Senate period. I didn't expect it. The podcast to just loop it. We don't know what we're talking about.

We didn't know. I don't want to talk about it. Oh my God. Oh, dead. No, Barbara, I've never heard anyone call Gatorade by the name. Like what are you? What are you in the flavors of like Arctic something? Arctic. Oh God. I said it.

You want to pay for the. You want to rag? Arctic mist Arctic frost. Yeah, hit me one of those Arctic frost. Yeah, it's just like, you're a fucking monster. If you do that. That's a different drink. It's blue gatorade. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, it's the killer. Or gatorade if you prefer. So what, what year did we date? Oh, you told me Gavin. I don't know. What year would have it made sense for us to have dated? I guess like when you first got here. Is that when you were single?

Briefly. I was single then. God, I was single for like two months when I moved here. Three months. Mm. Move fast huh? And then I went on match.com. Did you really?

I remember. I sure did. And I dated a guy for two months that I met on match. I remember like, I would play a board game with him. Yeah. It was a bellend. I do not remember that guy. I don't think Gavin liked him very much.

Not because we used to date and he was jealous. Yeah. I wanted to date on that. Yeah. People are gonna pick apart this goddamn podcast and take audio clips from it. I see. I, I, I do, I had a lot of, I was a lot of comments about asking about all of burden. We have all, uh, Archie Life that will probably just put all that in.

Okay. All the finals and all the results. Did you end up gaining any weight? Hey, look at me. What? You look pretty good at being, or something. I don't know. I don't think so.

No. You don't think so? No, no, I didn't. I didn't. No, I'm not even. Listen, I'm going to tell you something. What? I haven't been vegan for plant-based.

I've been plant-based for three months now. The worst plant-based meal I've had in those three months was the fucking pasta at all. Oh, god. Oh, really? Which is not the fault. That's not the place I would go to if I wanted a non-reason. Platte-based meal I've had in those three months was a fucking pasta That's not the place I would go to if I wanted a non-release meal I will eat I eat a vegetarian there sometimes too. It's different in the beginning Okay, yeah, it was it was not great. Wow. You you an Eric both

y'all y'all went in with. I think if I went just a couple of weeks earlier when I was eating meat, it would have been fine. Gavin went, you had a good time. Good food. Yeah. You never told me. It was fine. I invited you.

You did, but it just didn't work out. Yeah, I know, I didn't work out. I'm a busy lady. You're so all of the cheapen hunter went. I went separately. David, do we ever tell why all the cheapen hunter went I went separately. Did I ever tell it? Do we ever tell why all the cheapen hunter went? I don't think so but the funniest fucking part of that video is when the waitress is like Chris You brought friends usually you're just in here by yourself The shaming you for using their amazing

Repastipos, oh, they gotta shame him. They lose money every time he goes back. What a hell of a damn thing, then. The reason so much of achievement her went is because I was slacking with Jack about it and we were like, oh, we're gonna go this day or that day. And then I was like, oh, actually, we should probably go on Friday because Sunday's my last day.

And Jack thought interpreted that I was leaving the company. And so he told the cheap and hunter, it was my last day. And that, and that, it's like, oh, well, this is this last day at the company. Oh my God. And they all just believed him? Well, I guess it was a confusion thing.

Did you eventually tell him? Yeah, yeah, it all got sorted out, but that's why it's so many, she been, Well, that's nice to know that they'll come out. Yeah, I was like, they came in here. But when your last day happens to me. Yeah, but Jack thought I was like, it's like, man, wow, Chris is this last day?

And he wants to take us all. Oh. Did you tell him at the meal? Well you tell them before it was it was a little before he stands up to make a speech. Yeah Chris. Yeah, I'm not leaving. He's like, God damn it. Why

this is the last day my pasta pass. So got it. Are you happy you did it was a was it? Yeah, it was great. You probably saved a ton of money. Save ton of money and I and honestly, I to, I had dinner and stuff with people. I wouldn't have normally have gone to dinner with.

Did you and Rich some, did you and Rich some friendships? I did. I had never had a solo dinner with Gavin. This is true. And then, you guys had a solo dinner? Yeah, I was telling Chris about how I picture him dying in my head pretty regularly from a dilemma guy shoot we did back in the day with the crossbow and I was like oh I'm so glad

you didn't get hit by that talk about that. Yeah I think I did before. Yeah I think I've told it on the podcast but yeah someone was shooting crossbows at Dr. Pepper bottles and Chris was like resetting some Dr. Pepper and then Brandon picked up the crossbow, which some other guy had loaded without any of us realizing. And then we realized it was loaded and like it was being pointed at Chris. And I was like, okay, I'm doing all my shoots without people from Ristie.

Well, the thing is the expert, we brought in a crossbow guy. And he loaded it. And he loaded it and didn't tell anyone. Yeah. See that? And the moment, because Chris was like, what? And Brandon was like, oh, and I was just like,

I had to picture Chris getting blasted through the asshole with a crossbow bolt. Then he'd still be alive. And every so often I think about that, I'm like, oh my god, that was awful. And I genuinely love shooting with no crew because of that moment. Like, Dan and I, we know everything that's happening.

Yeah. When there's like six or seven people, I lose track of who's done what, I'm not about it. Could I load a crossbow all over the place? So now to compensate for that, you go to dinner with Chris. Yeah. Everyone's not only takes me out.

Hey, I'm on my shoot, almost you. So Chris and I actually dated in 2012. Don't do that. Chris and Gav dated someone already said. Yeah, I'm sure they haven't seen you say it yet. All right, we'll start to wrap this up. Rod. So when are we doing your, so there'll be the episode that comes out the 20th. We're doing your...

Yeah, next week with the week after. We're doing your birthday. Yeah, we're... It's pretty recording in... 19th. On the 17th. No, they don't need to know that. Well, okay, well, I mean, never mind.

Check it out, we have some things in the works. Some surprises, even. Billy Rubens? So the 20th, some Billy Rubens. All right, sorry, buddy. We'll see you guys next week. Thanks for watching. Bye. Do you like apples? All right, example. Together in Trempathos, Characans, Characans are free to deal as I've nothing to do with this podcast.

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