Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris’s Death Prank - #659

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, and Chris Demarais as they discuss full strength beer, Chris's numerous weird encounters, Ryan Hailey, and more on this week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded July 26, 2021 and is sponsored by Credit Karma Money (http://creditkarma.com/winmoney), Coinbase (http://coinbase.com/rooster), OMEN Oasis (http://bit.ly/oasisrtp). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Chris. I'm Barbara. And I'm Gus. I think you're getting worse at Adreads. Am I? Why don't you say that? That just wasn't your best work. And-

Fettelong day. Is it a long day? You've been- Can I peel back the curtain? Can I peel back the curtain that you almost going on there? Was that lower third right or wrong? Shouldn't it be slash RTTV? No, you nailed it.

I think it should be slash RTTV. The whole time in my head. I was like, I think that lower 30's wrong. That's why I kept looking at it. So then making it right. And I was like, that's not rise in the back of my head. I wonder if anything, it should be RT TV. If anything, you did that tremendously well. Yeah, considering Eric fucked up. So so in your brain, it came up and you're like, that's not correct. And you're like processing. Right. I'm like, am I wrong or is it? Yeah, because I picked up on it too. I felt like some reserve. Yeah, there's like something there on that.

I was like, something my brain started wondering what's going on here? I thought you might be tired from the eight Oreos you shoved in your mouth today for a skit. Eight is being conservative. It was way more than that. It's funny when you do that it's like this is for the content. This is for the content, but Gus is eating all my Oreos. I ate like a whole sleeve out of your Oreos. I wasn't even enjoying them. I was just shoving as many as I could into my mouth at once. Yeah, so if you see a video from us on Twitter or TikTok with Gus with a mouthful of Oreos,

you know exactly what we're talking about from right now. When's it out? It's the time around time on a good TikTok. I could put it right now if I want to. It's ready to go. Do it. Do it coward right now. All right.

I'm going to post it right now. Yeah, people can go to... What's the caption? Squatting for social, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, just that. No where else. I don't know what you captioned. Many Oreos were lost in making this video. You guys go about your business.

I'm going to do my- I was in Colorado the other day a few days ago. And I saw a sign. I was driving down the road in Denver and I saw a sign. That's it's something like, now in stock, full strength beer. And I started wondering. Full strength beer. What why? Is that because, and I don't know what I can get your story off. Go, go. There are some states that limit the percentage of beer to like 3.8 or something? I guess I was it.

I had to look into it. Colorado previously could only get up to 3.2% beer. So weed was legal in the state, but you'd only buy 3.2% beer up. I think until like January 2020 is when they change the law. Man. We just like, it's such a weird, do you have freedom of speech everywhere? But there's no freedom of booze. Like what?

Is it up to those people, whether they want to drink straws or not in the Bill of Rights? Could it, could though, that be advantageous to the beer companies because they sell more beer. No, but they sell, yeah, we lower percentage, yeah.

Yeah, because you, yeah, I got to drink more. Right. More of these, it is a high percentage, be it more expensive. More of these, it is a higher percentage beer, more expensive. I think it generally is, but I don't think, I think those types of beer, like just a whatever beer. What's the highest percent alcohol beer?

It's like 20, I think. Is it 20 percent? It's like, it's up in the... It's at Delirious Tremens. Does it eventually just lose the classification of beer? it's like 40% is it just technically not From hell 50% imagine a pint of that I would die you couldn't drink it. I would be dead you that's 50% That's so fucking strong that's stronger than hard alcohol. I was just saying what's vodka 40% yeah, so a 50% beer

That would be like drinking like that much vodka Almost more you could even have one beer Yeah, officer. I've only had one Point two Eric sent me a link to an article, the 12 strongest beers you can buy. Six, 67 and a half percent just drink bleach at that point. Eric, why me that beer? How much is it? Why not, Eric? But think about it, you could buy a six pack

and have enough for a whole party. It's gonna make you sick. The content. Is that what we're doing still? We're here. I'm not content till we make content. Thank you Chris, I appreciate it. That wasn't my best work.

But every single show enough for it. That's why I'm here. 67%. every you're showing up for it. That's why I'm here. 67% on my way back from you know I'm like a weirdo about planes we have a whole podcast about playing crashes. I'm going back there was an equipment change and I had to fly on a plane I wasn't expecting to fly on and the plane that I had to fly was one of the 737 maxes and we just released the episode about the 737 max on black box down it.

Oh man. Oh man. This is some bad timing. So we do usually try and avoid that plane when you book a plane. It hadn't come up. Okay. You're like, you're up in this traveling so infrequently because of the pandemic and plus you couldn't fly on that plane for almost two years.

And that's because they put the engines further forward or something? Yeah, they're bigger and they way more and they put them further forward. Yeah. Do you post it, Barbara? I did. Just posted on Twitter, now on Instagram. I got to do all the rounds. Social media is hard. I see. I see it on TikTok already. Yes. TikTok is the first. Yeah.

About two. Why don't you play it on here right now. Yeah, it has copyright music. But only four seconds of it. So I don't know if it matters. But it probably does. Yeah, Eric loves it when we do that. Why? Why? I don't. Why would that? Yeah, no, it matters. Yes. It's copyright music. Does it matter to you? Do you want to copy it? To me personally, absolutely not. Okay, cool. Just pay that license where what's the one that you pay

if you play it in a restaurant or something. Just pretend it's a restaurant. Yeah, we have food, right? Yeah, look, you're just watching a live feed of a restaurant. A live feed feed? Feed feed. That's good. Yeah.

You got to pick up all the barberslide while she's posting. Yeah. Um, yeah, you gotta take a pull the bobbin slide while she's posted. People are, uh, are linking it in chat. Thank you for interviewing Pete Horace. Oh, there's so many Oreos. Your mouth was just a chocolate void. Yeah, it was like a mess of just like Oreo. You only have to say two words. I know it was just, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Oreos aren't vegan. I was like, yes, they are. Shut up. I know that they are vegan, but you're not gluten free. Correct. That I know. They kill

gluons for it. We do. That wasn't very funny. Well, in a way, that got chuckled. So, wow, the Olympics are going on. And I feel like NBC is like trying really hard to make it happen, right? They're like trying really hard to make people care about it But I feel like most people are just like, oh yeah, I'm not keeping them. I don't know anything who owns it going on the IOC What what country's that? It's in Japan. I mean no, it's in China the IOC the Olympic Committee I I see with somewhere in the EU. Okay.

Where is the IOC? Is it in base? Let's find out. See if we can find out. Oh, cool. That's our internet. Every time someone says EU, I think P you. It just sounds like an insult.

The EU. That's what England said. I never thought that. That's what England said a few years ago. The IOC headquarters have been in Lausanne on the shores of Lake Geneva since 1915. Sounds like a very tax-breaking sort of area. Sounds like it.

But there was one cool thing I tweeted about it the other day. During the opening ceremonies of the Olympics, they had some people act out like the pictograms that represent all of the different sports. So they had people like in blue and white suits, like striking, they did 50 different sports. They had to strike 50 different poses for each of the, you know, to go through all of the different sport pictograms. And they did it in five minutes. And watching them do it, it was just, I was watching it on TV. So clever. It was like, it was a great idea.

Really well executed. I couldn't help but wonder how many times they have to practice and how much coordination goes on behind the camera. Because they were props involved. So it's like, you know, they would walk from spot to spot on the stage. It's like, someone had to like fly in this prop.

You know, as soon as they turned the camera away, someone has to go and take it out. And like, they have to constantly be, oh my god. But building as soon as they turned the camera away, someone has to go and take it out, and they have to constantly be building and resetting out of the camera's view, constantly as the camera's moving around in the world. And I felt terrible for them, because at one point, the person who's doing it, he drops a tennis racket.

So then the timing went all off. Yeah, the timing is off, or he's like, oh, he tries to quickly get back onto it. I'm surprised that they would just like redo it. Like I would expect if it's like a official thing for the Olympics, they would want it to be perfect. Well, I like they were doing a thing

where some of it was live and some of it was pre-taped. Oh. So it's like, like if it would have been an opening ceremony in front of a crowd. Gotcha. Yeah. In my sense, okay. So that one, yeah, that was part,

that was during one of the live portions where he just dropped it or he or she, they dropped it. And it's like, oh, I was part, that was one of the live portions where he just dropped it or he or she they dropped it And it's like, oh, I'm sure they practice so many times. They're like live on the This is your moment. Yeah, yeah, it's really clever I love how like the camera you were talking about this how it would just like go all sorts of direction to fit the pictogram Right, so like for example someone doing like a handstand on one of those balance beams They just had someone come in with a bar and they did a hands like a handstand on one of those balance beams, they just had someone come in with a bar and they did a handstand just standing up

and they flipped the camera upside down. So it made it look like they were. Yeah, there's a lot of cool camera work where they were playing with the perspective to make you feel like you were actually looking at it. And the lead up to that segment, they said that those pictograms were originally invented in the 1964 Tokyo Olympics.

Oh. Because they were trying to figure out a way to overcome language barrier to easily, like with a picture, explain to people what event it was that they were gonna watch without having to actually write anything out. She's like a really creative solution to that. We should post social content every time we go live

for the podcast, because I just went to TikTok and all the comments are like, yeah, from the RT podcast. Which is off, I guess. Oh, I, yeah, we might have a, yeah, we're, yeah, I don't worry about it. Okay, but we're still recording. Yeah, we're good. Okay, we'll just wait for Eric. That would have been crazy if you were not recording.

I would never let that happen. Don't worry about it. Okay, good. I like hearing Eric on that mic through his mask. Cause he's just like, I'm very, I'm very safe. Wait, is he here? Like in the over there?

He's in there. I, he's over there. He's over there. He's over there. I was down and I saw you. I mean, are we not live? Thought you were, oh, we're back. Yeah, I think the stream just passed first.

Where, what's going on? What's happening? He's right there. See him, he's a little. He's under the, the neon light. Yeah, there he is. No, I think the stream just got first. What's going on? What's happening? He's right there. See him. He's a little. He's under the neon light. Yeah, there he is. No, I don't see him. I don't understand. I see a forehead.

We were having a conversation about us not being live. And then me and Gavin started talking about if I was here. And then Chris said, are we not live? What's going on with this episode? It will start. It started wrong because of your mess up at the end. No, that was no. You flopped the, no, that was right.

It was good. We'll see what it looks like in the final version when it comes out. What do you want from me? Yeah, it was, it was, it was interesting to, to be back flying again and be back on a plane, like just trying to get back used to it. In some respects, it's like, oh, it's like it never changed, but in other respects, it's radically different.

Like before we took off in Austin, I thought it was weird. It's like it made me, it made me uncomfortable about the flight. Before the flight, when we were getting ready to board in Austin, the pilot came out of the plane and like started looking at everyone who's gonna board the plane, like walking around down the line, like he's like, hello, hello, I just like to, I like to take a look at everyone and it's gonna be flying on the plane and like started looking at everyone who's going to board the plane, like walking around down the line, like he's like, hello, hello, I just like to take a look at everyone who's going to be flying on the plane.

It's like, is he looking for someone? It was like really, like he was doing an inspection. I bet he's looking for someone who doesn't want to wear a mask. That might have been scary. I wonder if people are, if it's the captain, like the pilot, if they're not going to argue with that person. person, maybe. Maybe. Like, if it's a flight attendant, they might be like, why? But the person who's flying the plane says, Hey, we're not leaving until you put your mask on. Then before we took off,

like everyone boards and gets on the plane, like he came out of the cockpit again and got, like, stood in front of the plane with like the announcement microphone and like gave everyone a pep talk. About what? About what? About how everyone's on his team and we all need to work together and be kind to each other. I hope we don't have to work together on the line. I don't want to have work. I don't want to do anything.

To the point where when he was done, everyone started applauding and I was like, there's no one else weirded out by the weird not motivated by his speech. It was just weird. I just wasn't normal. Maybe it's like a metaphor for just like what's going on in the world these days. As a way to be like, listen guys, we're better than this. Where are you flying? Gotta work together. Yeah, and he was, oh, you're going to Denver, that's why.

Yeah, he was like, we're all in this together. Probably. I know we don't like wearing the masks. They're uncomfortable. Guys, we're all friends here. Peace and love on this plane, everyone. Namaste. So what is more annoying now about flying? Is it more annoying or is it just different?

Where are you? I mean, wearing the mask can get uncomfortable, like the back of your ears if you have the kind that rest on your ears. And then they tell you, if you are going to that rest on your ears, and then they tell you, you know, if you are gonna eat or drink to take off your mask and do that, but then put it back on between bites or sips. It's like, yeah.

Yeah, they want to eat it like. Yeah. And just, I don't know, I just like, I feel like I'm just constantly worried that I'm gonna run into some crazy person, more so than before. So for some who decides they don't wanna wear the mask cause they can make a big scene.

Did you read that article this weekend talking about how servers have already noticed that people are extra shitty now that they've returned to restaurants? Oh really? That yeah, how like people have forgotten to be human. And they say like the people who were nice before are now just extra nice because they're grateful

to be back and like doing stuff again. And the people who were nice before are now just extra nice because they're grateful to be back and doing stuff again. And the people who were not great or kind of assholes before are extra fucking asshole now. And it's like, oh, can't wait to go back into society. Yeah, I'm going to listen to that pilot. I had to roll in it together. Yeah, we're all in this. I had a weird experience.

I wasn't at a store. I was a... I didn't say it was. It was a library. I guess I at a store. I was a... I didn't say it was. It was a library. I guess I was an restaurant. It wasn't at a restaurant. You know the food store, were you eating there? It's technically a store, right?

Well this, I guess technically might, it was a store, but like the reverse of a store. You give them food? No, I give food. I give stuff. I was dropping off. I was dropping off a bunch of stuff to goodwill, a bunch of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And I was in a hurry. And there's like this driveway, like drop off kind of thing where you can pull up your car and then drop it all off. And then there was this like car drove up

and it pulled up a third of the way onto the driveway thing and then stopped. And then it was an older man. He was like going into his back seat. He was moving super slow. As a lot of people of old age do. I wasn't mad at him for being slow because of his age. I was frustrated they didn't like pull forward

because there was room for like three vehicles on this thing. And so me being in a hurry, I was, and this is me being a little extra. I'm just gonna pull, and so I go around to pull up I'm going to pull in the front end and then so I can load my stuff off at the same time. So you're in front of it now. So now I'm in front of them. While I go to do that, so when it pulls up and it's behind me, so now there's behind the

gentleman's car. I didn't want to say old man. You could. That describes them. Did you call him an old man. You could. That describes them. Did you call him an old man earlier? Yeah. This old boss didn't want to be an agent to define him. Anyway, this is last gentleman.

That's how we already did. And then, so then I'm doing that, but then, I guess the guy we're going to Goodwill was like, didn't know what I was doing. So he was like, no, no, I think he thought I was going and like, I was, so he was telling me to go around to go on the right way. And I was already, I had like pulled up and like gotten, started getting out of my car. And he's like, no, no, go around the other side.

I said, oh, okay. And then, the other side, I said, oh, okay. And then, the old man yells, he's like, he's cutting the whole line. You want me to call the cops? I'll call the cops. He starts yelling, I guess I got him really upset because he thought I was trying to cut him in line or something.

Well, you did? He's already doing, no, no, I didn't cut him in line. He was already doing the action of dropping off his stuff. And you were behind him? Yeah, because it was made for, there was made for, but then you came around in front of him. But is this a place that's designed for more

than one car to come and pull in? There's spots for three. Yeah, so he's not really cutting line because the old guy is already like doing this thing. Okay, I was just trying to, I thought for some reason I thought it was like a one car at a time thing and he was in the middle of unloading when you tried to go around him.

Cause that would be cutting in line. Yeah, he was already unloading a stuff. And then- At one of the three spots. Yeah, and then I went to go try and, you know, and then, but he was just so, he was so, he would have, he would have called the cops right then. Should have let him.

I would have loved for him too. For a crime. I would have loved for him to for a crime This man is trying to donate goods really quickly out of order Before I donate my goods. Yeah, it's hard because it's like it's impossible to have an entire understanding of every law But there are some like you watch some videos. I'm gonna call a cops and you just like Struggling to find a single. Yeah. No, no, why? What is possibly up for grabs here? It's always interesting to me. I see so many of these like public freakout videos, especially this year, there's been a lot of them about people in a store who,

if that store has a mask mandate, not wearing a mask and being asked to leave, and these people threatening to call the cops, because it's a free country, and they're allowed to shop wherever they want. And it's like, you do forget that these are privately owned. It's a private business. Private business, they have the right to refuse service if they want to, if they have rules set in place.

And it's just crazy how many people think like the cops could force a store to service you. Well, it's weird that it's always weird when people go to solve for a solution as to call the cops. Like this guy is not going in the correct order of donation. Yeah, like what? Like I should call the cops. I should call the cops. I should call the cops. I, what? Like, I just call the cops.

Good use of this thing that we pay taxes for. Good luck calling cops. They're not gonna come out. No. Absolutely. I'm not gonna show up for that. What were you getting rid of? Just, I mean, I, bodies.

Yeah, just bunch of bolts. I mean, I was like going through a closet and moving. So I think one time, it was a couple of times ago that Chris was on the podcast. I don't remember which one. I saw someone complain that they thought Chris acts up when he tells these stories for the camera and that he's not actually like this and he's playing a character on the podcast.

If the camera wasn't on, I want to tell, that's exactly how you would have told that story as well. Like, that was probably succinct. Yeah, that is 100% Chris. That is not acting. That is, and that's why we love well. That was probably succinct. Yeah, that is 100% crisp. That is not acting. That is, and that's why we love them. That is a crystal-marist story. That is crystal-marist delivery.

Well, also, some people said they don't believe my story. Some people think you exaggerate or lie, and they're, you can't make this shit up. I wish. Yeah. How much time did it save you to go around that guy? Oh, it did not save me any time because I ended up leaving to go it it was a bad call on my part Oh, I and I admit I was being extra and like I'm in a hurry

I'm trying I just want to drop the stuff off and I was frustrated that he like stopped instead of like he didn't pull up And I was like God old man and oh man. He's moving so slow. Oh, man. And now the now I'm running from the cops. What were you in a rush to do so much that you decided to go to Goodwill to drop off stuff? I was dropped because I would I would have to go to a lows or something to buy something and they were going to close. It was like at whole bunch of stuff I was doing and it was just like, good, a good errand day. Yeah, gotcha.

So, and I didn't have time for Old Man, drop off. Do you, now you're calling an old man? Well, I'm committed now. I didn't want it. Now it's his character. To define him. I really want to see this as an RTA. What?

What that guy looks like. What if you'd got out and just helped him hurry up? He'd probably what have called the cop. Probably what have he called. He'd steal a messed up. He's stealing the. Why don't you go out and just help Tim hurry up. He'd probably what a call to call. Probably would have been. He'd steal my stuff. He's stealing the stuff I don't want. Was it anything heavy that he was movie or is it just like clothes?

I don't know. I mean, I don't know. He was there. He was still, he took a long time. He took a long time. So I read the Calvin Hobbes comic when I was much, much younger. And I forget the exact wording, but I think it's Calvin and Hobbes are both on a sled going downhill in the snow. And Calvin's talking about how it doesn't make

sense to him that old people move so slowly. He's in his mind, he thinks that when you're that close to death, you would be doing everything as quickly as possible. So he says, he's running out. Yeah, because your time's running out. So he says, when he gets old, he's just going to be moving super fast all the time, trying to get everything done because he knows he has such a limited window of time left. And then don't they go off a ravine? Yeah, then the line of ravine in the time. I want to start moving or yeah. Yeah. But I think about that anytime I see someone who's older, moving really slowly, I always think about that Calvin Hobbes comic.

If you knew how much time you had left, would you move faster or would you slow down? I think I'd move faster. I don't know. Well, it depends like, if it's sooner than I expected, it's like, oh shit, well, I got a lot to get done. But if it's further back, say I. Two and a half years. We see now I'd have to move pretty fast.

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Do I record 30 podcasts? No. No, I don't know. It's a really bizarre amount of time. Yeah, I'm left. 20 days. All right, you want it one day? We do one day. I'm just trying to think of a Yeah, I'm left. 30 days. All right, you want it one day? We do one day.

I'm just trying to think of a scenario where you would actually have three days. Just waiting it. All right. We'll order a amount of time. Right. Well, I'm just going to get like 72 hours. It's like, you have enough time. It's not like you have five minutes.

What do you do? Because then you're like, I'm going to contact my family or maybe write a note or something. No, you jerk off one last time. And, well, yeah, you can do that in under five minutes. But with three days, you're like, well, you do have time to travel somewhere, but then you're gonna be traveling. I wouldn't, I honestly, if I had three days,

I wouldn't travel somewhere. I would spend time like just closing all relationships in a way, like giving people closer to you on those things. That's for them, that's not for you. I feel like, I'm about to fucking die. Yeah, that's a travel. It goes That's for them, that's not for you. I feel like. I'm about to fucking die. Yeah, that's a travel.

It goes to go see something beautiful. And then die as soon as you see it. I could do a mass text. Yeah. Hey guys, sorry for the group text. But I've only got three days. It's been real. If you were like, you know, me dead on Thursday,

anyone would hang out. Yeah. And we'll get bubs. Do you see people would hang out? I would hope so. But wouldn't it be a bit weird? I guess so, because what do people talk about other than the fact that you're not?

They'd be like, why are you dying in exactly three days? How did you know? And you're like, I don't know. Chris just told me. I know. I feel like I don't like talking about this on this podcast, because apparently you have some type of curse whenever you talk about,

I guess it's like a certain celebrity that you bring up in a Chima Hunter content. That then dies the next day. Oh, I think it's this achievement on the coast. The achievement, okay cool. Okay, we're good. I won't get a call from my doctor saying you have a tumor that's exploding dead.

All right. If we went back in time, Where we could make this about okay all right if What's if we went back in time who what's it that what's the celebrity started dead? DMX Michael Jackson okay, so if you're DMX and we went back in time before right before three days before Died so what do you think we you would do as DMX. So I'm DMX. And I go back to three days before I die. Three days before you die, but you're you in DMX body, what would you do? I'm just trying to make it say.

This is such a weird hypothetical scenario. What do I do? It was the last three days of DMX's lie. You'll just be like, holy shit, I'm DMX. I think you jerk off. One last time. What would you do, Chris? Three days. Three days.

As DMX. And you end as DMX, you're super-danger. Very particularly. I mean, I think I would, I don't know, maybe some sort of like, orgy. If I could arrange it. You could have arranged it. Chris, if you're going to die in three days, let me know.

I'll see what I can do. Yeah, maybe I'd probably do all the stuff that's like dangerous or could kill me. Start a heroin addiction. Yeah, like I've always thought like, man, when I'm like 90, maybe I'll give her hair one shot. Just see what it's like.

Hey, shot, oh, it's the pun. Yeah, yeah. This probably move real slow afterwards. Yeah, wife or really fast might have the adverse effect. Yeah, but maybe and maybe just just yeah. What else? I don't know. Just do stuff. I feel like as Gavin has said,

it's an awkward amount of time. It's not short enough to have a day where you just get it all done in one day, but it's also not like usually it's like a month or two. It just makes me think of that episode of the Simpsons where Homer eats the Fougu and he thinks he's gonna die in 24 hours, he makes that list of stuff to do

and he's just like, oh, we're out of time for this, out of time for this, just like crossing everything off, like can't get any good food. Is that how long food it takes? In Simpson's world it does. You know, it'd be cool. People in chat saying you don't have to be on your death,

but to have an orgy. That's true. No, wrong. Would you eat food? Absolutely. I would love to try it. I've never had the opportunity. Isn't it, like, it's actually way less dangerous than it's made out to be?

I think so. I think I'd try it. It's extremely rare for anyone to die from it. I'd want an amount of stars under the shift, though, with a lot of reviews, like combining someone on Amazon. How many times have you done this Oh yeah, I'll try. Is there a plan of experience? If he's just started that week, maybe I'll watch a few. But if you knew you're gonna die, oh my god, it's Chris.

Wait a minute. But no one else knows and it's in it's in you dying like a weird way. Like I've sat down hanging out. No, no, no, no, like as like, something falls from the sky and hits you. So it's something no way you could have planned. So you know something's gonna fall for the sky. You know you're gonna die. And there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Okay. Would you tell people, or would you make people think you're a prophet? So you can be like, hey, watch this. Yeah, like, yeah, or be like, you be like, I have these predictions and then you're like, and I predict that, you know. But you only have one prediction that's gonna come true, Chris.

I know, but that could be the first prediction. And then you don't get to bask in the glory of convincing everyone you're a prophet, because on your own. No, no, I know, it would just be like a big prank. One last prank, one last hurrah. You play a prank by dying? Well, you were gonna die anyway, but you're gonna die in front of people.

Yeah, you're gonna be like, I know I wouldn't want my friends to see that. How close? You could or could not choose the, how close are the people? Like what if you injure them? We'll kill them as well. Well, I'm not telling you have to be near them.

You could also, you could write a bunch of prophecies and be like, and I foresee myself, and these came to me in a flash because I foresee something happening to me. And then whenever an asteroid hits you from space, I'm like, there's no way you could have predicted this. And it's like, the other prophecies must be true too. Maybe you're right.

Meet or right? That's the one thing you latched on to. I'm not you latched on to. What if you go hit by an asteroid? I'll ask on to the one thing, if you got hit by an asteroid, that'd be an amazing set of circumstances to get you into that situation. No, this has never happened. A human has never even set foot on an asteroid.

Not even one foot. What was the moon? The moon is a moon. Well, it's a moon because of where it landed right now it's a moon because it orbits the earth. Yeah. Well, that it orbits the earth because of where it landed. But it originally was some.

Well, originally, yeah, I think it's like. But it originally was some... Well, originally it hit the Earth. I think it's like a lot of it was Earth. That got ejected when the thing hit Earth. Yeah, but what was the thing is what I'm asking? That was the meteorite. Okay. Who's once it enters the Earth's atmosphere, it changes names, right? But it's not in the atmosphere.

But it was. It had to have been in the atmosphere to hit the Earth. Now it's a moon. For a little bit. How long was the moon in the atmosphere. But it was, it had to have been in the atmosphere to hit the ear. Now it's a moon. For a little bit. How long was the moon in the atmosphere? I wonder what Drew thinks about this conversation. Oh, we should call him up. He hates the moon.

Yeah, he hates the moon. The moon is really cool today. The night. Okay. Do I, are we in like a, I don't know about you guys. It's just going to sound really witchy. But like, are we in a full moon now or do we just get out of one? Because I don't know about y'all.

Energy feels real weird today. Like across the board, the internet just feels like it has a weird energy. It was hot. And the way that Gus read the sponsory at the top felt weird. Everything's off. Yeah, it seems like everyone's like slightly on edge today.

I don't know. It's it's Leo season according to error. It is Leo season. So meteorites are objects in space that range a size from dust grains to small asteroids. A dust grain is a meteorite when meteoroids enter Earth's atmosphere. They're meteors. When you meteoroids survives a trip through the atmosphere and hits the ground, it's called a meteorite. And if I eat a lot of food, I'll be meteor. And if it doesn't survive, then it's a meteor left because it didn't make it left. Why did you say he's latched onto the right

portion. I'll change the subject. So I walked into what you do. So would you do Chris's prank? What a great subject. Yeah, we do his prank. We never answered his question. Would we do the ultimate last prank of our life? It wouldn't last, it wouldn't even last, because they'd say, oh, he's pretty good at his own death,

but then everything else was wrong. No, but you could make futuristic predictions. Like, no, you can't get your dead after that. No, all predictions are futuristic. Like, you would make predictions that are way far in the future. Like, yeah, but they won't come true. Everyone's gonna forget you by then.

No, not if you predict, not if you were, if I predict that there's a dinosaur below us, that technically happened in the past. But you don't know it's there until now. Doesn't mean it's not there. It's where you could feel dinosaur bones with your body. Like you maybe have a sense. I'll change the subject.

I have a question. I would not do the prank. You wouldn't do it. Would you do it? What was it again? We're going to explain it again. It was get hit by me or in front of people. Yeah, would you prank people by setting...

No, because I probably accidentally killed off a neighborhood. No, no, you could warn them. A meteor is coming. And it's going to hit me. Or you could drive out to the middle of nowhere. It'll follow you. I wouldn't do it. Mm-mm.

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All right. Well, I was going to have a question about if I was rude. To the old man. This is an airport. So is this like the MI of the asshole kind of? Yeah. Well, that's a good divide. Some getting. Yeah. Yeah. So it was a traveling airport. You know how you like, you know, sometimes they, you know, a lot of time to get food or something, right? If you have a connection or if you're late, yeah, sure.

Type connection and a lot of it is that time where a lot of the restaurants are closing. So I go up and get in line. My nine. And then, the guy, as I walk up, the person is like, oh, hey, the, oh, no, the guy behind the line said, oh, hey, the guy said, the guy stood next to in line. Another customer who's also in line. Yeah.

Okay. Behind you. What was he standing in front of you in line? He was saying, he was saying in front of me. Okay. And he said, Oh, hey, they came by and said that they're not taking any more orders after me. And I go, hmm, that sucks. Could you order? Which? That's quick thinking. I wouldn't have I would have been like, okay, and I would have been already walking away. Yeah, and he said, yeah, okay. Yeah, listen, sometimes you just gotta take a swing.

Work in the system. Yeah. And then, so. I would have never thought to do that. Yeah, so we ordered my sandwich and you know, paid them. Uh huh. But then I was like, I then I felt bad because I was like, well, the reason they weren't taking more orders was because they're trying to, you know,

right. I want to be done for the night. But you know, technically, they didn't take any more orders after him. But I think it's also they're not dealing with another person. Like it's just one person ordering some food and like, just got to deal with that one transaction and done. Like, I'm sure depending on the restaurant, it probably wasn't a lot of extra work to make an additional sandwich. If you'd ordered like 10 sandwiches, and I'd be like, yeah, you're definitely an hour. Yeah.

So order one for yourself. I just ordered one sandwich. I do have a follow-up question. Yeah. What kind of sandwich was it? I don't remember. I didn't have any modifications. That's fine. That's fine.

I really don't remember because I was in such a hurry too. I was just like that one. Okay. Yeah, I feel like they were just trying to stop other people getting in line but I mean it takes time to wrap up that kind of business anyway. I'm sure it wasn't. Yeah. I'm sure it didn't cause people to stay that much longer. I do feel like she, because I stood around next to the guy. I feel like she eyed me. But you were probably worried you were gonna order. Maybe she thought, you all are friends

and he was just by your dinner. Yeah, you could have been his son. No, we're too close to age. A brother. A cousin. Yeah, but I showed up way after him. Okay, you were getting, you were, you were peeing.

Yeah, maybe you were, you were seated further back on the plate. Yeah. I just, I'll say I've worked in fast food. And if I was closing up and one guy ordered two sandwiches, I'd just be like, that's his order, you know? That's it. But then if like, there's another customer who ordered,

it's like a whole process to deal with them too. So Michael, I think you're cool. I honestly give you plus like extra points for being so bold. Yeah, I wouldn't have done any of that. I mean, give me extra points for being so bold that good will. They almost got the cops. Almost. No, that's really quick thinking.

I'm impressed. Yeah, I wouldn't have done it, but I think that was fine. What's the next one? I like this game. It's Chris and I saw when we check my list of stories. I'm okay. Okay, go ahead. I was gonna I was gonna vamp. I thought you was gonna take a while. Fine, one. Alright, it's Chris and asshole. Take two. We're gonna need a graphic. Anna song. Oh boy. Okay, I'm trying to think this makes me an asshole. It's just a good.

Well, okay, I just had a weird interaction. This is another weird customer experience interaction. That's cool. Sure. I. Oh, yeah, black box down. So no shirt. Since store now it's really cool.

It's comfy too. It's great. Sure. I went to a bar and I ordered two beers and then this was the guy behind GZD asking to buy you one more. He did. No, I ordered two beers and then the guy

and then the guy, and then the lady told someone else to do it. The lady walked away, the guy came back, hands me one beer, but I see off to the side, there were two beers. And then I was like, is this my beer or those my beer? And then, so, those my beer.

And then, so then I'm like, so I don't drink it and I'm like, hey, I had two of these and he goes, okay. And then he hands me the other beer, but I'm like, is this this a bad story? I'm already for this. I quit. What happened? One beer, two beers.

Don't leave us hanging. So I didn't know if my two beers were the ones over there, but I knew that this, or if this was my one beer, because I ordered, were they all the same beer? I don't know. One of them was mine. Oh, they were like in glasses, like coins. Okay.

One of them was mine. I have two of them are yours. Well, two of them were, but one of them, the one they gave me was mine. The one over there wasn't mine. And then I was like, whose beers are what? This system is nonsense. And I didn't know if I could drink mine. And then I was like, whose beers are what? This system is nonsense. And I didn't know if I could drink that.

And you couldn't ask him what beers they were? Well, I said, oh, I ordered two, and then they handed me one, and then I was like, is this one in front of me mine or is that one mine? And I was like, is this one good? Yeah, so I couldn't ask, what beers are these? He said, those are yours, and then I walked out. Those is in like both of them.

Yeah, both of them But it's super confusing for at least me because I ordered to they were three and I got one Okay, go ahead I wouldn't so listening to stories like this it is just Reinforced in my mind how different of a person you and I are, how different we are from each other. So, could not be different. I can't imagine getting into that situation and then not being able to navigate my way out of it. Chris is standing there wondering if this beers his or if that beers his or some combination of them. There were three beers.

All that matters though, it doesn't matter what the other two beers sit in there were. You just need to ask what's this beer? That's what I'm getting if it's your beer just be like I need another one of these please. Yeah, I ordered two by the way Yeah, okay, nor that those exist. Well, I was just like I don't want is this someone else. There was too many beers involved But you were at a bar. Oh Who else is ordering beer at this bar? Oh impossible Who else is ordering beer at this bar? Impossible. Well, I'm glad I didn't encounter any situations like that.

I think we should take that story and give it to everyone who animates for us. Like anyone who's done an RTA and see what comes back. That beer's not even a good story. Well, it's such an ambiguous manner. You know what they should do is that should be a math problem that they give one plus two. What do you mean? No, it's not even that it's two minus one.

No, it's a man walks into a beer. A man walks into a bar. We got to wait for the moon to go back to like the opposite of the other. Two beers gets one, but there are three at the bar. And it's like an SAT problem. No, there's two at the bar because you got one. Yeah, there's, but the two that were made were made separately from the one I made. And then what happened to the man that walked into the beer?

Is he okay? And how many beers? Should go to Chris. It's a math question. It's like six pages for one question. It's six pages for what is two plus one? Or what is two minus one? Wait, how is that minus?

Because three minus one because he had one and there were two and one of those is his so he takes one But they were behind the counter They were not within reach the question is is that single beer he got supposed to be his or the two that remain at the Counter supposed to be his and they mix the orders up because he ordered two beers This could all be solved if he just simply asked what beer is this? What year is this? What year is this? I only have three days to live.

Now I want someone to Photoshop the what year is this with Robin Williams but it's Chris. It's what beer is this? I need this so much. Did you tell this sandwich story earlier Chris? The sandwich story? Yeah. No because that just happened. Did you tell this sandwich story earlier, Chris? The sandwich story? Yeah. No, because that just happened. Did you tell it earlier today?

No. To who? That's, I don't know. People in chat are saying you told the sandwich story earlier today and it was different. Earlier today? I don't know how you would have said it earlier. How?

I don't know where were you today. We'd buy the sandwich today. We're just with us, right? Yeah. I was with Samuel Abra in chat and saying you told the story earlier today and the ending was different. And he's wanting to know what happened. I don't even know how you how you would have told the story.

I didn't tell the story. What was the alternate ending? What could have been? I don't know. You didn't get the sandwich? As if the story wasn't confusing enough already. Are you talking about the beer story? No, let's hit the sandwich story story when you ordered a sandwich at the airport

A guy walked into a sandwich I don't I don't know how when when would I have told that story what were you in today? That's what we were we were we were working earlier filming the three of us was eating Oreos. Yeah We are just filming some social videos and then before that was in meetings. That guy's from the future. Watch out, you have three days. The last story is going to follow them. A meteoroid is going to follow them in three days. That's his final prank. You get a better one. I saw the other day I watched a documentary. Menteri. Good morning from hell. What?

Good morning from hell. Post-show, pre-show. Today? Pre-show. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh I know, Zon. Why we're going to hell. I did. So what was different about it? Oh, why don't we play the episode? We can listen to it now. We'll have to full up to figure this out after the fact.

In between this and the post show, I mean, we'll figure out. If I told you, yeah, if I told the wall sometimes little details change, I don't know what would have changed. So what did this actually happen to you, though? I thought it happened this last trip when I was gone this last weekend. I feel like you need to start keeping a journal or something. Well that's the issue. If you don't remember stuff, you only remember the last time you remembered it.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You don't, you only remember the last time you remembered it unless someone reminds you. In which case that might have happened guys. He's getting very existential right now anyway. I got some more Next one, they're just gonna power to them Just share the document with all of us and we'll uh I hung out with Gavin this weekend. Did you we hung out? We got bevs together. We got bevs some bloody marys one-on-one. I

Wish me all this so we actually had stories for the podcast We hung out. We got beves together. We got beves. Some bloody marries. One on one. I wish the old days. I wish the old days. I wish the old days. I wish the old days. So we actually had stories for the podcast. You just had a wonderful time. I did feel bad. This is my round of, am I the asshole?

Barbara ordered food. And then I left. So just to give context. It was, we were hanging out, maybe we had been drinking, hanging out for like two hours, maybe hour and a half by then. And it's like, oh, I should probably get food because I'm getting tipsy off of these drinks. And it's like, you know, mid afternoon lunchtime-ish.

Get a bit jolly. And I was like, I'll order like the little sample platter thing that has like, you know, wings and potato skins. Something for everyone. Yeah, just like like, I'll order like the little sample platter thing that has like, you know, wings and potato skins and- Something for everyone. Yeah, just like Gavin, I have something to share and I order it and he's like, God get going.

And I was like, oh, okay, that's fine. And so he ended up having to leave like a minute after the food got there. I think you had like one fried pickle. I did at a bite, I made it count. And then the wickers comes over because she had just like brought the bill back. And she's like, do you guys need any boxes

for this or anything? I'm like, no, I'm just gonna chill here and just like keep picking at it. And so Gavin left and I was sitting alone at this bar by myself. It should have called me. You got extra food? I got the person who needed a call.

He was just at the Goodwill down the street. Yeah, and I had a knife in the cops. It was a lovely time. Did you crash it? I ate a lot of it. I did a pretty good dent in it. I always feel bad having a hard out for a social event. I thought you stopped doing that.

No, that's great. Because you said expectations immediately. There's no like- But the thing is- The thing is, I always push it. I didn't want to leave because I was having fun. Yeah's no like- But the thing is- The thing is, I was- You always push it. I didn't want to leave, because I was having fun. Yeah, you're the next time.

And I was gonna probably eat a bit more. It's probably for the best, because what if we kept hanging out and it became not fun, and then we wouldn't want to hang out again? So we left on such high terms that we wanted to happen again. Exactly.

We'll leave people wanting more. I would have probably would have been very drunk if I'd stayed. Because those two drinks I had were strong. Yep. I ended up just meandering around the area before going home. So it's a nice day.

I have nothing else planned. I was planning to maybe be here an extra hour or two. So it's chill, it's nice. Got some vitamin D. Gotta get it while you can. But I made a plan. You want, I arranged it. Oh, you did? Yeah. I just get it while you can. But I made a plan. You watched it? I arranged it.

Oh, you did? Yeah. I just initiated it. You pitched the idea of the plan. Yeah, which usually I don't do. So I felt quite proud of myself. Just us hanging out. We went to a pub.

Oh, I thought you made a plan at the pub. No, I just. Well, I mean, you did say we should do this again. So technically that's making a plan at the pub. That's a sequel. Yeah, a lot of times their sequel set up, but then I'll always come to fruition. I want to be more proactive with my friends.

Well, you were just reminiscing about how Gavin, I have known each other. Like he's one of my oldest friends now at this point, because like obviously, I've known you guys almost just as long, but like Gavin, I knew back in the community days. You said that in a few years, we would have known each other for 20 years. Yeah, in two years from now.

That's messed up. It'll be 20 years that I've known you. That's not real. Which is older than most of our audience. Yeah. It's a long time. Yeah. It's crazy.

I've known Frank. When did I meet Frank? I met Frank in... He's your old friend, right? It's always one I've known Frank. When did I meet Frank? I met Frank and He's your old friend, right? The old one that you know I know someone I've known someone longer I met Frank in 1992 29 years That's pretty good. Yeah

So I was You continue then I'm gonna confront you. Well, I met you in 2004. Yeah I was you continue then I'm gonna confront you well I met you in 2004 yeah So that's like yeah, that's like more than half a Frank yeah It's a good way to put it Yeah, that was a It's it's crazy. We start trying to think about that and it only gets worse and worse the older you get you realize yeah More how much more time you have behind you. It's just crazy to think about the people at Ruchertese are my oldest

friends. Like that I've known all these people for a really long time and yeah it's just weird to think about that. Yeah. Yeah. Just do anything. You only have three more days. Until that asteroid hits me. It's you. It's me. As long as it's you. It's me. Gotcha. And you're psychic.

You got to call me out. I call you out. But I was thinking it's like, how often have I hung out with Gavin one-on-one? And I think it was just once. When we went to Olive Garden, we went to Olive Garden. Just you two. I like it actually. Yeah, that was nice. Well, I couldn't make the big one.

I didn't think. I didn't think I would. I did the same thing. I went to Olive Garden one on one with Chris too. Yeah. Is that when you had your pasta pass? Yeah. Yeah. That was great. I hung out with a lot of people.

You should do that. I had that with all of achievement hunter. Yeah. But that's because they thought it was, they thought I was like leaving the company. There was a miscommunication. I told Jack out, Jack was like, oh, I wanna go to Olive Garden something, you know, like he'd mentioned it.

I was like, oh yeah. Jack was like, Chris has three days. And I was like, well, I told him, I was like, well, we gotta do it by the end of the week because, you know, Friday's my last day. Wow, I wonder what he thought. And then he, so then he was like, he told all of achievement, 100 of that.

Friday's Chris's last day. It's his last day at the company. We should all go out for his goodbye lunch. Did he never at any point say like, oh, dude, I didn't know that. Sorry to hear that. Like I'll miss you or anything like that. I was thinking about past it.

At some point, they became apparent. I don't know when, but while maybe it was while we're eating Whenever so like where are you doing after this? I was like going back to work After that it's like I was like, I don't what do you mean? I mean, it's probably a good off-guard to get a night Because I have to you know and then he was like well, but like I mean, I'm I have no idea But it was probably like that. It was some like well, what are you doing after? And then he was like, well, but like, I mean, I have no idea, but it was probably like that. It was some, like, what are you doing after you? And then he was like, well, why am I here then? What is that?

It's like a scene in a movie or a television show where you're just like, if any of these characters just fucking talk to each other and explain what they were thinking, it's almost like, asking, what beer is this? Simple basic communication could fix these problems. I don't remember what we talked about. I went on one pasta hang, but I remember it being fun. Yeah. We should do it again.

We should do it again. We should. We should. We should have the pasta pass again, since then, right? We don't have to have the pasta pass. We could both play from the rules. Do you guys have 9.50 to spend on a bowl of all of Garden pasta? I don't even know how much their plates are, but they're really good. Wow, you sell out of touch. I might be, I haven't been to one in a while.

I just, I was just watching TV and there's an Olive Garden commercial last night. Yeah. I want to say that the pasta is the wherever it has in the commercial way. They were somewhere between 11.50 and 13.50. Oh, okay. If I remember, in their commercial correctly. And you get a lot there, which is nice. That's what they were emphasizing.

So I wouldn't mind spending 11 bucks on a plate of pasta. It's eight meals. It's no airport sandwich, but it'll. Oh, hey, real quick, speaking of airport sandwich, got the details that Chris has told the story differently on why we're going to hell. What was it?

And the thing he left out is that the guy said, it would just be easier if you went in front of me and ordered. So that, so it eliminates all of the story or most of it. Oh, so he said go in front of me and that was still be called at me. Yeah, yeah.

So, okay, that's a little different. Could now, you're putting more work on him. He said just to go in front of him. On who, the guy? Yeah. Well, he, that's a little different. Because now you're putting more work on him. He said just to go in front of him. On who, the guy? Well, he, first he, he didn't want to make your order. No, no, because he said, yeah, yeah, no, I'll order it. And then, but then he said it'll be easier

if you go in front of me? I think he, because I was like, well, do you want, I mean, Van Moe, he's like, actually, why don't you step in front of me? So why actually happened though in the end? I mean he ordered the food. Outer food. You ordered it. Yeah.

Oh wait, I thought the other guy. No, I ordered it. So you didn't pay him. Yeah, I didn't pay him. You just made that pot. Well, no, I mean like in my head I was like It just didn't add up anymore. You're like I must have paid him.

As I was telling I did it it did click in my head. I was like, how did I pay him? It did click in. I was like, it just happened to you, right? You said this is a reason. Well, no, this wasn't a reason. I guess, because what happened, it happened a while ago, but we pre-recorded why we're going to hell.

Like, and that was probably recorded like a month ago or something. So I had no idea, I'd even told that story I Like that we had to get Eric to tell you what happened in your life And where you said it look we everything's recorded. So we have we have a We have a genius then on the other guy Yeah, he fucking hooked you up was like you were very quick with the solution, but he like flipped it and was like, this also works and this is easier for both of us.

That was a good collaboration you had. Yeah. Man, I should have gotten his number and been like, we should work together. We should be like a bank heist. Yeah. Or you could just be like, listen, I do some podcasts. You wanna come on, you're gonna podcast,

you can tell your side of the story. It'll be slightly different than mine It's like do you remember that movie? What was it hero? It was like that Chinese film that came out after Couch Tiger Hidden Dragon where it's like every it's it's like the unreliable narrator thing Where it's like all these stories are being told but it's from like three different perspectives. Oh, yeah It's like they're all slightly different versions of the same story. Mm-hmm

It's it's like that. That's all Chris's life. Everything told from slightly different perspective. Yeah. None of them Chris's. I love how this is happening on a day where we're purposely implementing something to help like make time codes of when we talk about certain things for the podcast. Oh. And I'm just picturing Eric right now. It's gotten so muddy. How do you jump? You keep jumping back to the great new system. Well, just so people can see it on YouTube. So it's like, oh, I can jump around to the part where Chris tells the story. Is it called Eric writes down the podcast? Well, no, now it's not Eric. Someone saying so can we, so we can't even trust Chris on all the stories because I'd start at the beginning of this.

We're like, oh, yeah, I don't make up my stories. But now there's like, I think that I was unreliable in a story, but I don't think it inherently changed the story. No, I think there's still, you know, ultimately you wanted food, you got their walls closing and you got someone else to get it for you. I think, right?

I think you are the bits of it are the same. No, no, we just ordered food. We were saying though that it was different if it was two different customers, and easier if it was one customer. Right. And that's whenever you said that. You said that.

You said that when you said that, something in my brain was like, something's not right, but I didn't, I couldn't, like it didn't, something is different. I was like, wait, and that's, so it did click in my head.

You just had, but I was like, well, I don't want it. What am I like? There's no point in bringing up then no until now So what other chances that your two beers story was accurate? I don't know how I would have made that up I don't know either like this this was a, that was a detail that I like didn't mention versus like, I don't even know what that story is, honestly. I'm just written out.

We're out of the getting one, though. They just like, we're waiting for the audience to tell us what that story was. Cause like his, his, my, his, what I think happened. It was a loud bar. You didn't know about the beer, so you thought, let me just write it so I can show it to the barman. And you accidentally wrote it in your podcast notes as a story. And that's what you told it.

I mean, I don't know. I mean, these are my, these are, like you you can see it's just as beer order two got one thought there were three. That's the title of the episode. There you go, yeah, that's it. There's no need at all point, just in the other title. This episode received podcasts brought to you by Omen. Most things are better with friends, especially gaming, whether you're hyping each other up or tearing each other down, probably a little bit of both. There's no better way to group up online than with Oasis on the Omen gaming hub. Oasis is the free easy to use add-on

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No, no, they're great. I love your stuff. Oh, who is this? Sunnets it just makes my brain flexing on itself. This is better than this black and red blood, I think, in chat asked, how many beers did you have? Well, I had one. At that point, when you paid for two, but left to the one.

I was a beer for a friend. How does that change that though? If you paid for two and got one. Oh, I left with two, but I only had one. So you got two beers. I got two beers. I'd left with two beers, I drank one. Excellent.

I was like, I wasn't drunk. I only had two of one. Okay. Only the one. But was a 50% alcohol. It was a full-strength beer. What if that's what they went? They said we now have full strength beer and it's 50%.

I watched a documentary last week of the week before called 76 Days. It's like one of those, it's one of the documents where I don't know how much, how reliable it is, talking about unreliable narrators. It was a documentary that was filmed in the hospital in China right at the outbreak of COVID, like right when they're first starting to get their their patients and like trying to figure out what's going on and it follows around like the hospital staff, like having to deal with this massive amount of people trying to come into the hospital and you know all of them are sick massive amount of people trying to come into the hospital and you know all of them are sick and just dealing with it. And it's like you watch it and it's like really compelling that the end of the 76 days like the hospital's kind of empty kind of like

and then everything was fine. And like, but was it really though? Like I was watching that that that document, like that I mean it really didn't end after that. It really kind of continued being an issue, even now. Yeah. So yeah, they was filmed back in like, I think January through March of 2020. So was that like the mindset at the time? They like wrapped it up and were like, those,

like done. I don't know. I don't know. But they're part of the story was done, but it was interesting to see like from the hospital perspective, especially there, you know, where it was in China, because it was really like where we first started hearing reports of the disease and the cases and like seen these people try to react to it. And the worst part, I thought like, the, I mean, obviously all of it's really top people are dying and they're having to deal with

all of this things that are going on. But one of the roughest parts, one of the toughest jobs I think that one of these nurses had was she just had like a giant box filled with cell phones and personal effects from the people who died. Oh god. And she was like, we've been so busy for weeks. I haven't had a chance to call anyone. So I need to go through the box today and call. So people's like families weren't even. Yeah, and call like next to kin and tell them that we still have their beloved, you

know, their family members phone and their jewelry that they were wearing. And so they followed her and then like she would call them. You're like, Hey, can you come by the hospital? I'll meet you outside and should go outside and apologize. Like, you know, say we did everything we could. I'm sorry, you know, obviously they passed away here. You know, here's their personal effects that they had on them at the time.

It's like, I can't imagine, show it up to work, and be like, all right, what am I doing today? I'm gonna call the family member of everyone who passed away over the past couple of months and ask them to come down so I can give them like these people's personal effects. How do you have the mental stamina to do that until like, I mean, kudos to healthcare workers who have to do that until like, I mean, kudos to health care workers who have to do that

every day on their job, but like, my God, how does anyone go through that? I mean, obviously losing someone is awful, but like having a community to get that to hundreds, thousands of people. And these are people who are conceivably still grieving and it's almost like you're, you know, reopening the wound. Like, hey, remember your family member that died can you come down here and deal with another thing about it like I'm gonna give you oh I thought they were like essentially telling them no no that they already knew that their family member was dead but they just had a backlog of yeah still yeah yeah and at one point it was almost like early in the movie, it's almost like a zombie movie where they have to lock the hospital doors,

because there's so many people outside trying to come in. And every now and then they'll go and they'll unlock the door. And it's just like a horde of people trying to open the door to get into the hospital. And the hospital staff be like, wait, not all of you can come in. We've prioritized people. I'm going to read out names. And if I say your name, you're allowed to come into the hospital.

And this is all in the documentary? Yeah. And then they let those people in. And then the people outside, the people are literally waiting outside. And it's winter. They're like, it's cold outside. We're freezing out here in the hospital.

The parties are like, we don't have space for all of you. You just need to keep waiting outside. We'll get through all of you. And just like having to lock the door again. You see from the inside, like the door being pulled on and like people trying to just trying to get into the hospital. It's tough. Yeah.

But, uh, yeah, it was, it was, it was an in-issue documentary, but like I said, I wasn't sure. Just ended a bit early. Yeah, how, uh, how much I trusted. I just want to quickly address this because I already saw people misconstruing it. I'm not saying that losing someone isn't worse. I know losing someone is way worse. I understand that. And I apologize if it came off wrong.

Oh, yeah, I didn't get that from you. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Saw someone as opposed to what? Well, having to communicate to hundreds or thousands of people that they've lost a loved one. Yeah. Okay.

I had it. Also bad. I guess this is a very different situation. A while ago, when I was in college, my friend, he was living on my couch at the time. He was walked in, he's like, oh, hey, I found there's a wallet on the ground outside your like on the walkway right outside your place. Like on the sidewalk? Yeah. And I was like, oh shit. And I was like,

let's let's, you know, let's try and contact wherever it was. And then, so we like looked it up, I got the, I looked at the ID. I found the person on Facebook and I messaged them, I was like, hey, I found your wallet on the walkway, at this apartment complex, just in case you wanted it, or I don't know what happened, but welcome, come get it. It's like, oh my god, thank you so much. And then the guy shows up like the next day or maybe that evening. Like, yeah, here it is. And he's like, it's like, yeah,

it's just on the walkway right out there. And then he like, looks at it. He's like, thanks. And he like pauses as he's looking through it. And then like, it gives me a look like, well, this isn't right. And then the kind of side glance is up at me. And then looks back at his wallet. And I was like, yeah, it's exactly how it was found. Yeah. Like, because I was like, I didn't

take anything. I got that look of like, did you take something out of it? And I was like, he's like, okay, thanks. No, thanks a lot. And then he left. And I was like, he's like, okay, thanks. You know, thanks a lot. And then he left. And I was like, he thinks I stole something from his wallet. If you did, you would take the thing and throw the wallet on the ground and then leave. I wouldn't. Yeah. So then I wouldn't return someone's wallet to them

and be like, here you go. So then everything's in there. So then I was telling my friend who had like initially found the wallet who was like sort of staying on my couch. I was like, yeah, and then this guy, he gives me this look like I had stolen a bunch of money from his wallet.

He goes, oh yeah, that's because I took all the money out of the wallet. I gave it to you. Oh my God. How much was it? I think he said it was like 80 bucks. Why did he take it? And I was like, I long I guess say his name?

I was like, God dammit. What's the fake name? What, what's the what name? Frosty, that's the fake name. God dammit Frosty. And he's like, what? He's still net positive. He's still got his wallet back

and all his credit cards and ID and stuff. That's not net positive. It's, that's negative. It's net positive from having no wallet. I haven't lost your wallet. He's still negative. He's just less negative. Well, Barb said it's why can you just take the wallet,

take the money and throw the wallet away? That's the other. He's a net negative, but not as net negative as possible. If he lost an empty wallet and you gave him back a different one, then that would be netpost with the what yeah Well, yeah, you should have put money in the wall. Oh, I was gonna put my money in the wall Of course not, but I'm saying if you did that it would be netpost. Yeah That's actually a good prank

Chris I really didn't think you don't know what pranks are I used to have a I used to have a prank show. So you'd, you. Well, we know it quit making it. Oh, love Marley says now he is the asshole. So I would be living it at the other guy. Oh, I was pretty mess. I was like, that guy thinks I stole his money.

All because of the other guy who took it. He made you look bad. Yeah. He didn't tell you before that you would bill. No, no, no. You were giving me back an empty wallet. Because then Chris has plausible deniability. I did.

Yeah. I legitimate. I mean, it is true. Someone could have walked by a different wallet. Did Frosty cut you in on the action? No, I didn't want it. It's dirty money. What did Frosty spend this money on?

You could have gotten your half and then called the guy back and be like, hey, I found half the money that was missing from your wallet. Yeah. I don't know. How did you know there was money missing from my wallet? Oh. Scatter.

Yeah, I know. Yeah. Last time Frosty was shady like that, you know. Probably only stayed on the couch. How long did Frosty live on your couch? Just one semester. A whole semester? A semester and a summer. A at like that's half the year

Yeah, yeah, that's really long. It's a long time. He would he would break shit too. He was one of those people When they would get drunk would he break like a Roger Clemens Red Sox card? Hey, no, he's like people when they get drunk They'd just like go around and just like break stuff. I'm like, oh my god And you let this person live with you Well, yeah, I Didn't I just kind of happened did he pay rent you know he was probably stealing from me. No, no, he didn't steal from me How do you know if he was so he took?

No, he's not he wouldn't steal from me I think it was all always been for me. Yeah, you could have left money out. It would have been gone. And then he would have been like, you're not positive. Don't worry about it. And you'd be like, okay, no, no, no, you put it that way. No, because I don't think he would still from someone that was a friend.

I think if you're willing to steal from a stranger, you're willing to steal from a friend. Well, I'm trying to- It's like once a cheater always cheater. I'm trying to think of what other negatives that Frosty had. Sometimes, I mean, did his cereal suck? Ha ha ha. No, I think that was about it.

One time he, my other roommate, one time they got into fight, he, I think he was gonna like, they almost, they almost got into fist fight, that was about it. One time, my other roommate, one time they got into fight, I think he was gonna, like, they almost kind of fistfight, but that's it. No, he was cool. You know what I just speak of your friends? You know what I didn't realize until like a month ago, you know your story's about napkin the elf? Oh yeah, that's Ryan Haley. I didn't realize that was Ryan Haley,

the guy who works at Funhouse now. Yeah, oh yeah, we talked about this at some point. Cause yeah, I told that story. See, the story's not being true. That was a story from like 2000. Yeah, and we know the person. And you can hear it. I thought it was weird when I was like,

wait, you guys, they hired Ryan Haley? I guess like you never brought it up to us. Like, oh, they hired my friend Ryan who that was even the else. I didn't even know that's the funny thing is I didn't like Suggestive is he frosty? No, he's not frost. Okay. No Ryan Haley's good guy good guy. Yeah, he would leave the money in the wallet Exactly he puts some more in

I'd never I'd never met Ryan Haley until we filmed last last last season two So yeah, he's funny dude. He's really funny. I didn't realize he was from Austin, but, you know, makes sense because he's Chris's friend. Yeah, I wanted it. I wanted to have a Ryan also on a camp at trail. But he had like a family thing. Yeah, I'm not gonna say who would or would not have also been a man. Maybe there would have been another cast member. Yes. I think it turned out great. I think the cast.

Oh, I think the cast on controls. Yeah. I would change the thing. Yeah. Screw Ryan. Yeah. It's better without him. Yeah.

He was great in Las Lotha. Yes. So were you Gus. Oh, thank you. So were you Barbara? There we go. There it is. Not you Chris. I need validation from my friends.

Yeah, there was no Chris was not at this, this season. People know that we've they've already seen the cast. Yeah, we put out teaser. It's like I can, I can, I can confidently say that. Chris, do you think if we filmed your life for a week, just like, go ahead. Sorry. And then we cut it together into like, not even as of Chris. Do you think you would think it was normal but other people would think it was weird?

Like the stuff, the way you live. I think, well, I've seen the, yeah, I think it would be boring. I don't think it would. Well, I'd have to do something out of the ordinary. No, you'd have to just live your life. But I feel like most of the time I'm not doing much. Well, I mean, stuff just happens around you though. You're like a weird magnet. I feel some of that might be just me on accident. That's why Blaine won't go and stores with me. What was that?

Yeah, well because he has such a low capacity for cringe or awkward. See, I'm like, I can't get enough. I love it. Yeah, and I have this like, one, I think I'm more inclined to create it. Yeah, and I have this like, one, I think I'm more inclined to create it on accident, on accident, but also I have a good filter for it where I just like don't care. Yeah, not that I try to be rude. No, but it's a, you know,

caring what other people think, to a degree is unhealthy at a certain level. So it's nice to just do you, and not care if you're embarrassing yourself. So other people, please. Having no embarrassment. Is it like someone, someone was like, that really anxious,

cause I was walking to, to get lunch or something. Mm-hmm. And I was walking dog booger and walks through the drive-through, got a coffee, and they were like, this is weird. People didn't have a time, don't they? You're not supposed to walk through the drive-through though. Most places won't serve you on foot through the drive-through. They started to during COVID. Oh really, because the lobby was closed. Yeah, so if you just happen to be around the area walking around don't have a car

Yeah, I thought people search through dry through like a lot of places will do that a lot of places if you're walking up I know in college we tried to do a lot, but they would never order I don't even I don't know if they would ignore you or if they're censored at what if you were walking and standing in the shape of a car well, it's close you or if they're censored at all. What if you were walking and standing in the shape of a car? Well, close. Almost exactly like that happened. Close, almost exactly like that. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to figure this out. I think he was dressed like Optimus Prime.

I think he was with three other friends, and they had two of them in the front and two of them in the back, but just standing at the dry-through. I think a van. I think they were in go-carts. I will say, I think they got an Uber that Gus and Gavanar are the closest. With what? I said, I've been shooting. Optimistic Prime and go-carts.

My joke on set. I for sure thought I was going to be the closest, because that makes the most rational set. But you can't think rationally. We're dealing with a crystal mirror store here. What was it, Chris? So went through drive through with Zach Anner and an electric wheelchair.

Oh, where you want his lap? I think we did get his lap because it would register the like car thing because it's a weight. I might not have been. These were like late night, you know, registered the like car thing because it's a weight. I might not have been. These were like late night, you know, but you could go through a drive-through and they would pick up Zack's wheelchair.

So we could do like a magnet. I think it's a magnet. It might be a magnet. I always thought it was just the camera saw that there was a car there. No, normally there's a sensor like a coil that makes them way more sense. So that's a set.

It was sort of like looking like a car vehicle thing makes them way more sense. So that's what I said. It was a sort of like looking like a car vehicle thing, but sitting down. Did they serve you guys? Yeah. Fair enough? Does that play? Yeah. Yeah, most of the time they won't do it because they don't want to encourage people to be walking through the drive-through and get because they'll get hit by cars. Yeah, sure. Safety issue. Yeah, so they'll they'll they'll tell you that too is is that kind of frosty? No, no, I can't imagine I kind of imagine it X-Ting money out of someone's wallet like that. No, yeah frosty was a little bit of shadiness. You're a shady Do we know I don't think so. so. He met him as in passing.

I mean, he was more of a call train. When I was younger, when I was working at the call center, I don't know. I've ever told any of these stories. I know a guy who was like a straight up criminal. I think he's in prison now. And I've got so many fucked up stories from that guy that I'm so, I think I've never told those stories because I'm afraid that he's gonna come out of prison and find me if I tell any of his stories.

You can use a very clever fake name like Frosty. Like Frosty? Yeah. Frosty 2.0. I've changed, I mean, I just did. I changed the names and the specifics to protect the not innocent or innocent From these quote unquote alleged crimes. So it was like stuff that you saw happen or stuff that this person told you both

Both it was like it wasn't someone that I knew very well Like I didn't like hanging out with this person, but he was like a friend of a friend So sometimes we'd go out it's like he would show up and I'd be like normally when we're out hanging out with this person, but he was like a friend of a friend. So sometimes we'd go out and it's like he would show up and be like, normally when we were out hanging out, if I saw this other person, I'd be like, no, I gotta go. Like, oh, yeah, hard out. I gotta go do something. I'd find excuses to leave, but sometimes I would end up sticking around

and every time without fail, I regretted it. So it's definitely like the kind of person that you want. You could like try to keep away from it. What's the story that you could tell that he won't come off to you for? Um, what's the story I could tell that he wouldn't come after me for? He lived in a house here in Austin and he didn't like the front door of his house, so he stole his neighbor's front door and put it on his own house. What? What?

What? How? But I mean his neighbor had the keys to his house. I think they did take it off the hinges. Yeah, but How did you know? Never think that neighbor would realize that he didn't care He just he did not give a fuck. So he was like, what's the name of it? I gotta come and get that door back.

Exactly. It's like, yeah, they will or the call the police for stealing your door. How are you gonna prove that? Yeah. Well, you wouldn't have a door. Like, sorry. This sounds like a made up crime.

We gotta get to the goodwill. There's just like, how did he, how did he, how did he, Was the neighbors unlocked? I'm trying not to I'm trying to tell the story in a way that keeps me from getting in trouble. Were you involved in? No, absolutely not. I was not involved in that. At least put his door on the neighbors. No. He didn't put it back. No. He just took the door. Yeah. He took his door off. Did he No, he just took the door. Yeah, he took his door. Did he did he did he leave them the door? No, did he change?

Did he change the number? The number wasn't on the door. Okay. Yeah, because I imagine when you told the story he He took the door, changed the locks, and then changed the other one, and then put the door back So as if they wouldn't notice that just extra work. Wait, how they don't notice that that door was on someone's house They might be like this door is slightly different. How do you still someone's door? I'll tell you some more. We're gonna wrap up right now,

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