Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris’s Drunk Birthday Podcast - #580

Episode Date: January 21, 2020

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Gabe, gum, cool, man. Star Wars shots. Happy birthday, Chris. What did you give me a shot of? Why is mine totally full? Because it's less full than mine. Because it's less full. One, two, three, go.

Cheers. That's like three shots in there. Oh. Oh. Oh, no's like three shots in there. Oh, we're up to a great start. Hey, just so you know, we did make better tasting shots for you guys. What was that? What was that? It was alcohol. So wash it down with better tasting shots. That was rum.

I'm going to do fireball instead because that was didn't terrible. Oh, it's in my heart already. So I guess the broadcast crew made a little like tight pod shots. Yeah, I got to give a shout out to Tyler Stab because he figured out how to do it. They are one is whiskey and Coke, and the other one is vodka and orange juice.

So pick one up. It looks like a mutated chicken, shout a bunch of yolks. I want a whiskey and Coke. Yeah, the, the, the, who they're cold? Somebody can just hand one to Barbara. Barbara, why does mine look like a little dog poo? Don't worry about it. So what do you do? It's liquid on the inside?

Do you just like chew it or I squish you with my tongue? Yeah They do look like what's that casing what is this? Oh? Oh, is it xantham gum? I'm doing it. Yeah, Xantham gum. Oh, God. I hate it.

Whoa, the gum makes it so bad. It's like drinking a whiskey and coconut sneeze. What was the other one? Vodka, orange juice? Yeah, I'm gonna, uh, whiskey and coconut sneeze. What was the other one, uh, vodka, orange juice? Yeah, I'm gonna try one. Well, pace ourselves, guys. No. Okay. I feel like what you do is you get hammered

at the top of the show. Yeah. And then, uh, bad stuff. That just tastes like orange juice. I'm gonna roll it. It's roll it whole without biting it. Oh my God. I want to see a browser's logo on that.

Yeah, just down the hatch. Oh. This is the exact kind of video I like to look up in my free time on the internet. No. I'm going to break this one like an egg. Oh. Oh.

You know. I'm gonna break this one like an egg. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what? Oh, that is the kind of video I look like. It went in my eyes! And that is not the thumbnail for this video. We are missing out. Gavin gives Chris a birthday surprise. I mean, that is the thumbnail.

Where's that? The thing that's just heightening this even more is the camera of movements that are going on right now. It went on my clothes and the clothes I'm not wearing. So Gavin tried to break one of those shots into his mouth and it went everywhere. It was a come shot. Yeah. But he did it like a foot above his head.

Oh man, that's difficult. You should try that. Try it, Chris. Well, it's a new year new you you you're birthday Yeah, it's your birthday get it on the hail Clayton shirt How do you Chris do I say the 33 33? What did you think? Little off okay, right on the high end low end. I just was gonna mess Chris is gonna try to break it into his mouth

He's got it right above his head. He's breaking it. His tongue is out for some weird reason. That's the catch minute. It makes his mouth bigger. Break it. Do it, Chris. Oh, he nailed it.

He nailed it. He went straight in. He went straight in his gullet. It's got a little bit around in the hug. Oh, my God. This surprised me. It happens to everyone, Chris. Do you know?

I'm not doing that. I'm fine with everywhere. Do it with the brown one now. Gavin, try swallow one. Hall. How do you charge each the equivalent of one shot? Yeah, how much alcohol is it? Okay. That's not too bad. And it feels bad. Mine is still all in my beard. each the equivalent of one shot. Yeah, how much alcohol is in each one? Half the shot, okay.

That's not too bad. I don't feel as bad. Mine is still like all in my beard. It's all coming. Did we ask if those shots were vegan? They are, that's why there's a damn thumb gum. They killed a damn thumb for that. All right, I'm gonna swallow it.

I'm like a pill. Yeah, I might need some something to wash it down with. Is someone on the Heimlich maneuver? I'll get in here. There coke right there. Oh, okay, you're drinking a whiskey coke dude. There's a coke right to your left All right, I want a coke drink the beer fuck it. All right Do it it's down you get drunk you'll get drunk later from that Or he'll poop it out, hole. The hole thing just comes out. Like an egg.

Try it. Try it. Try swallowing on. Try swallowing one. It just slips right down. We put a... We put a herd on them. There's only two left.

There's only two left. I feel like we should say them for a special occasion like Chris's but Yeah, I've got do on my arm. That would be three of the okay, I'll do a third in typical Typical podcast fashion you wouldn't be here when we celebrate your birthday Chris You say you want one of those Barbara? Yeah, why not just like when we had Jack's a bachelor party and he wasn't invited Yeah, well technically your birthday tomorrow, which is Saturday. We're filming this on a Friday. Oh, this is pretty taped.

So technically, if we did it on Monday, even if we were at work that day, because it's holiday, so it won't be here. Yeah, it still wouldn't have been your birthday. Yeah. So it's the best we could do. Why not do it before so you could get really fucked up before your birthday. And then again, on your birthday. Exactly.

And then again, on Martin Luther King Day. Yeah. Yeah. Swallow, swallow. Oh, she didn't go with last minute. Never hear? No, it's just a casing for it. She pulled out the casing from her mouth. It looks like a little tiny condom.

Eee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee. Or sperm. One of the two. It could be a hell of a sperm. Now what? No, okay, that's a big one. It's a big one. It's a big one.

It's a big one. It's a big one. It's a big one. It's a big one. It's a big one. It's a big one. It's a big one. It's a big one. To be a hell of a sperm. Now what? No, okay, that's it. All right, thanks for watching, everybody.

We'll see you guys next week. Who wants the last one? Now I guess we do a normal podcast. So, okay, who's snorting that one? Oh. Does anyone from broadcast want it? No, okay. All right, throw it in my mouth, Barb. Okay. Throw me. Oh, yeah. That's gone, okay. Throw it into my mouth, Barb.

Okay. Throw me. Oh, yeah. That's gone, Ted. All right, do we got to close it, Bob Chris? Are you going to love it? Or are you going to throw it straight in? I think she's going up in the air so you can adjust.

The problem is, like, fingers are wet from drinking this shit. Okay. Okay. Oh, I couldn't have gone to the water. Oh, no. Give me an nap, get quick. An nap, get quick. We should have moved the mic. Oh no! Give me an app, quick! An app, quick! We should have moved the mic!

We got it! They literally might as well have just poured it on all the equipment. They look at the goods! There are three people from broadcasts like this! Oh my God! Okay, I passed you a mark. It totally hit right on the microphone It didn't land on like the mic bit though landed on the important part There's a lot bit a big streak all the way.

Oh, make sure you are. Like it right in there. Yeah, let, what I mean, can we isolate mute that track? No, or just only show that track. Solo, Chris' track. I can hear it. I feel like I feel like we are all at fault for that. I just want to point out that I think we're all equally to blame. Well, I'll take some of that. Do we have any more tidepods? No, you drink them all it's crazy. Well, how many more like let me see if we can give him some more napkins

All right, well What do we talk about now? Don't kill from here. Now we take another shot I'm still working my first one is so big I took it all at what I Got to have dinner with my own-laws later. Tonight? Yeah. Ooh. I'm gonna have, I'm gonna practice driving tonight. Are you really?

No. Oh. This sounds like a terrible idea. Um, I don't even know where I'm going. I saw a movie last night. What'd you see? Weathering with you? What is that?

You guys know your name. No spoilers. No, don't worry, I was boiled. Just came out. Yeah, the anime? The anime movie, your name. Yeah. Which't worry, I won't spoil. Just came out. Yeah, the anime. The anime movie, your name. Yeah. Which is one of my all-time favorite films.

This is by the same guy who did your name. And it's called Weathering with You. It's a, yeah, I'm looking at the movie poster here. It seems like, like, the same art style. Yeah, very similar. Was it good? I really enjoyed it. I think your name was, I still have, you're good.

Your name was definitely better. This was to the best of my ability to describe it more anime. So weathering with you is currently 94% of Rotten Tomatoes. Yes. The summary says, a boy runs away to Tokyo and befriends a girl who appears to be able to manipulate the weather. Yes.

That's cool. Classic. How many times are you you gonna see that story? Two many boy meets girl girl makes a tornado X-Men I made a mistake. I made a mistake Would you I put the skin of one of the popped ones in my shot glass? So now there's a floating it looks like a leaky. Yeah, yeah, it looks like someone spit in my cup. All right That was way worse Yeah, it looks like someone spit in my cup. Cool, drink it. All right. That was way worse. What do you guys feel like when you wake up knowing that you're gonna be drinking a lot on something?

Like this morning, you knew we had this podcast. Yeah. How'd you feel waking up knowing that? I didn't think about it at all. Really? Man, this is the first thing I thought of. Have you been dreading it or something? I, like, I've been preparing all day.

I'm at that age now where I'm like, okay, I have Advil and a glass of water by my bed. And I'm going to make sure I eat a nice big lunch. That didn't happen. I made sure to drink a couple beers last night. How? How did that does? Well, so I've been, I had a cold and so I hadn't drank and like, you know, we can have since I've been sick. And so I was like, well, if I haven't, it's

been my first time drinking in a week and a half, like not having any alcohol, I should have a drink or two now so that my body is like, oh yeah, I remember what that is. Not that it's been that long. I can say, we can have is not. A long time. Go up this sick tolerance over the last seven days. Do we have more?

Okay, so these aren't going to be like they won't be done by the time the podcast is going. So stab will hand you what he made. And then there's also there's straws. That's all we look like I like how there's one straw for all of us. Yeah, you well, you can flip it the other way, you know, oh, it looks like a dirty ice cube tray filled sticky. That's sticky. Fill with goo. It just looks like the dirty ice.

All right, whatever I'm slurping up. Do it in the mic. You're going to go down the line? Well, there's nothing in it. Snort it. This one, ew. Snort it. No, I'm like I'm just,

Chris is using the straw like a spoon. Do you have any ice that's not, I don't want that. Like someone shats in an ice tray. Because I just want to make a normal drink. We have some coke over here that seems pretty cold. I want just a cold coke. No, I want it.

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and safety information. This could cost hundreds if you went in person to the doctor, office, or pharmacy. Remember that's forhims.com slash rooster. I saw that speaking in the movies. I saw that JoJo Rabbit's coming back to the theater like to do in another theatrical run. Really?

I guess in advance of the Oscars. That's awesome. Thanks for people who maybe didn't see it when it was out. Yeah. I heard about it now. JoJo Rabbit was awesome. I saw it in 1917. That's awesome. Thanks for people who maybe didn't see it when it was out. Yeah, I heard about it now. The Jojo Rabbit was awesome. I saw 1917. Which is awesome. I want to see that. It's definitely one to see in the thiz, right? Yeah, I was talking about this like I feel like World War One is having a comeback. Like like there's a ton of World War Two movies and media and stuff but like World War One was so much more important.

Was it? I was more one more important. Okay, I guess I mean like in a geopolitical way. Like it set the foundation for World War Two. Like World War Two wouldn't have happened if like everything hadn't already been like set up. Well the sequel needs a good. All the set up happens in the first. Yeah, yeah.

And even like if you look at the sequel needs a good set up happens in the first. Yeah, yeah, and like, and even like, if you look at the geopolitical map, prior to World War One and post World War Two, it didn't change as much post World War Two as it did prior to World War One. So there's a bigger like mix up of countries and like what is a country? Like there were countries that didn't exist, you know?

Like, what? I don't know, like the old Ottoman Empire and shit. And you know, like there was Canada. Yeah. Like Canada. No, but like just like Europe in general looked way different than it did. Hi Chad, Chad's here.

You want to come get a drink? Sure. Do we have something set up to get people to come take drinks with us? Making a sit there, but you can come get a drink. What do you want? I don't know what you got. We got a...

We ate all the potka orange juice. We got some rum over there. Got some beer. There's some fireball over there. We tried not to block cameras. This is my solution. I just made this. Do you want this, not make another one?

It's a screwdriver. I trust you. No, he didn't fuck with it. I saw I Like it. We're like we're gonna do the joke podcast and we're gonna like history Well, yeah, that's what people do right they argue like I'm arguing with you that World War one was not necessarily more important than what we're to which you think was more important chat World War one or World War two Which do you think was more important chat World War one or World War two? Hope we pay attention to history class chat. Oh my wife my wife is a history major So I just get around the horn. Yeah, right actually I'll be texture and I can get back to you And then we'll get an an expert opinion

But I think they were both pretty fucked up and also pretty important well feeling this is a loaded question Like there's no right answer. That's not the right word. I guess it's like- I always see someone who disagrees. People, World War I felt more pointless. At least World War II had a really good back at, you know? Like a good villain. Like, yeah, it did.

Like, I mean, what's a better villain? You don't want a villain though in real life. You want them in movies? No, no, I know. I'm saying as far as like, as far as like why people make movies about them, you know, like Hitler was like a great villain. That's why there's so many movies and media

about like World War II, because it's such a, like. Are you casting war criminals right now? I'm not casting. I'm just saying it's like, saying it's more tragic and dramatic. We talked about this earlier today where we were talking about how you were obsessed with Hitler. I'm not obsessed with Hitler, because I'm arguing for one more. I'm arguing on behalf of the camera.

That would be our title. I'm not obsessed with Hitler. But definitely. I just think he's like, like a great villain. You have to say great, I would say he was great. I say great is in like, not in a good way, is in a bad way. He was such an awful villain.

It's so easy to like make him the bad guy and that, and like in World War I, there just didn't exist. If you could just appear back in time right next to him before he did all the bad, and you could just shoot him right in the face, would you do it? Yeah, you would just murder someone. I think so.

I think, you know what I mean? There was a, I would make it secretive though. There was an episode of, shh, there was an episode of Rick and Morty this past season where they had this time travel bit where there were like tons of people trying to go back and, well, snakes trying to go back and kill Hitler and then all these other snakes going back trying to defend him. So it's like Hitler just like gives a speech, snake Hitler goes, gives a speech and goes

to take a bath and it's just like all these time travelers appearing like out of nowhere and fighting each other. It's like if that type travel existed, like it would be constant appearing, like out of nowhere and fighting each other. It's like, if that time travel existed, like it would be constant for things like that. Everyone would be going back trying to do the same thing because that's always the theoretical thing that I always say. Oh yeah, we totally do that if I had the chance.

But really, if time travel existed, everyone would be going there. It would be crowded as fuck. Yeah, it'd be like, you just have to get in line. Right, it'd be like a line of people defending and a line of people trying to kill. What if it was like, just as Hitler had the idea to just wipe Jews off the planet?

We can. And then that's when everyone showed up in his room because they, I did it to that point and Hitler would be like, okay, I can't, I won't. I just had the idea, just now I won't do it. Like he had a bad mothable soup. He's like, I can't deal with this anymore. Happy birthday, Chris.

That's how it happened. That's what did it. What's your favorite Chris memory, Chad? My favorite Chris memory? Yeah, let's celebrate Chris. What's your favorite memory? Oh, hands down. When I feel like we got to know each other at the point

that I read his thoughts, and that was that we were planning for extra life, and we had an extra segment to film, and he and I were brainstorming, and he goes, oh, and I just go, Chris, we can't get a monkey. And he goes like, he goes, why not? And it's like a nail, dude. It's like, it's like, it is like having a son,

like a young son. A young 33 year old son. Yeah. So Chris, no. Well, no. We had some fun moments today. We're a testing out, we talked about it last week. I think two on the podcast testing out a D&D show I don't know why I spoil anything but Chris is playing a very funny character my name's gum gum

I'm a I was I was a half-work But I don't know who my papa is I was I was a half-work But I don't know who my papa is This is no relevance to what happened to you. Yeah, it was just my characters backstory. I'm a half-work And so I but I think my other half is an elf So I think I'm really smart and I should be a wizard, but I'm a barbarian and And I think that I'm like I'm like friends with all the elves and I'm just kind of a dumb dumb. You just had really bad luck today.

I also had really bad luck. Just very funny. It's classic. Yeah. It's very fun fun. Fun to dumb dumb. No, I can be another title for the episode. Fun fun for gum gum.

I wanna bitch about something. Is this your favorite memory of me? It's not my favorite memory of you. I wanna bitch about something here at Rucho-Cheath. Okay. Do the day. I want to get some water. And over in the office we work at,

we just don't have water. Like the water... What happened to our cooler? The cooler just had no water on it. And like all of the bottles were empty, so I couldn't put another one on. I guess like the person... I think that was the day he was supposed to come

and the water got head and showed up. Just good drink the last cup by the way, in case you're wondering. This is, yes. Get her the fuck over here. So you wanna shot, Chad? Sure. Oh, here I, so.

I should just give you a clean one. You could have given him a dirty one? Well, it, that, that, so I, it's big. I crossed over here to this office. Thank you. I came over here to this office. I came over here to this office and then they have the water machine here. So I was gonna grab a disposable cup and get some water,

but then I thought about Chris and I thought about how Chris wants to be better for the environment. So I was like, I'm gonna get a glass. I'm not gonna waste this disposable cup just to drink some water. So I look over to the right and it's like all the Roost Chiefath Glassware, right there's like,

great, I go over, I get a glass, put it under the water machine, fill it up with water, and I was really thirsty, I just pound the whole thing. And then I put the glass, you're already laughing, you know where this is going. I put the glass back under there, I fill it up halfway again,

because I still want more water. I pick it up to drink it, and I look at it, and it's filled with floating shit. Oh, no I'm like why is all of that floating shit in there and I look closely at the glass and the inside of the glass is just coated with like dried out food like obviously someone had put a dirty dish in the dishwasher and It's spewed all the fill into this glass and it was just like and it was enough Hoded float in it off the pounding

Right, I can't imagine how much shit was in the first glass I pounded I sat there and I was like Fucking Chris de meris wait wait If you hadn't talked about all this environmental bullshit I would have gotten this possible and I wouldn't have drank all that dish water shit. And I got so mad at you, Chris, even though you weren't there. You know, he's in the right, we're trying to make you be more environmentally friendly.

I check every glass I grab here. I always do. The worst dishwashers, or maybe just people put stuff in like, covered in food. I also feel like we don't have a good system for what's dirty or clean. It's like the actual dishwasher itself. People don't keep up with the dirty or clean

So someone will just open a dishwasher and put something in not knowing if it's clean or dirty in there What so if someone puts something in and let's say it's clean everything else is clean someone will unload that dishwasher Maybe unload your dirty That's probably what happens That's a little magnet in the front. Yeah, but people don't use that Yeah, yeah, I think people put dirty't use that. People don't know how low the dishwasher is. Yeah. So it doesn't get clean. Yeah, I think people put dirty dishes in there.

They don't rinse off. And it's like, it just gets thrown everywhere. Plus also, there's like filters and shit in the dishwasher is supposed to clean out every now and then. Yeah. Like, guarantee you that's never happened. I was staying with the friend recently and we were like, he'd cooked dinner the first night

and we ate it. And then like the second or third day I was there. He was like, we were arguing because I was like cleaning and he was like, oh you overclean everything. And I'm like, no, I don't. I just clean. He's like, well, it's like, it's like you, just because you use something once doesn't mean it's dirty. And I was like, what do you mean? And he's like, well, you know, like, if I use something for one thing, I don't ever clean it. So like, he's like, I have a coffee cup and I never clean that coffee cup

because I only drink coffee out of it. And it's always clean. Do you have like, and milk in the coffee? I don't know, I don't know. I feel like that changes it. It's one thing if you like, use something for coffee, rinse it, and then like use it again the next morning or something,

but if it's like constantly forever, you never wash it. And then, well, and then he was like, and then my crock pot for stew, I only cook stew. Like the stew we had the other day, that was just my stew crock pot. So I never wash it. So you think it's like caustion, like you should have built up the flavors.

I don't know in the crock pot. But I was like, I was like, so you never, yeah, it's like cast iron, like you should have build up the flavor. I don't know in the crock part. But it was like, I was like, so you never, what? Yeah, it's like that's my stew crock part. So I just don't wash it because I only put stew in it. I only shit through my art style. So I never wash it. Right? It's just gonna have more shit on it.

Is it a flavor thing? It's only so, if you can't just flip the flavor and I don't think it's like a flavor. I think it was just like a justification for not cleaning. That's gross. That's gross. That's gross. I was super gross.

I put a lot of plates like this. You have a steak plate. He's like, I don't have any steak on that plate. So I never have to wash it. It's my steak plate. That's my egg plate. I'm all for doing it. Like if I have toast or something

and I could just like brush the crumbs off and put something else on it that day. Sure. But also you probably rinse it. Or have a cup. And also, it's not a multi-day thing. Probably. It's not like it doesn't like carry it.

Does the rinse it? I don't know. I didn't like, I just cleaned all the dishes in the house. That was my solution. I was like, hey, I cleaned everything. He was like, oh, thanks. You didn't need to do that, but thanks. And I was like, well.

Well, now I don't know which one's mine. No, I, there was that part. Like, where's my water cup. I was like, I don't know We tell the story about someone we know here who used to date someone who had dingle berries, right? Yeah, I don't want to talk about that Yeah, I don't know I think you guys have mentioned it. I don't Really gross single bears are gross. Okay, we found Chris's Just thing I don't really grust. Just think of Ayurzer grust. Okay. We found Chris' thing. I feel like everyone in Archie Manhand is getting

those bad days now. Oh, shit. You spilled? You in a shot? I had an issue, cheers. Kevin Brickress. Why is mine full of the brim in all of your stuff? No, dude.

Hey. I had a, is she speaking of dishwasher? A couple of weeks ago. I unloaded my dishwasher and I put all the dishes up. And then like as I was pulling the last thing out of the dishwasher, I looked at it and I thought, oh, that was all dirty. Oh. So I like had to remember I was like, what did I just put up?

And I go through all my dishes and try to pull out all the shit I had just put up. 100% have been there. Yeah. Yes. Oh my there. At the end. Yeah. Oh my God. Let's look at Heath that. I want, there's a guy on Twitter who told me about, he has two dishwashers and he just put,

he loads up one and then when it's clean, he just, oh, what does he do? What's a good story? I was like, what is these? One for clean things and one for dirty things. Does this take stuff out of the dishwasher to use? Or then use it and then put in the other one to clean it. And they just, you just walk back and forth

between two different dishes. And it doesn't put anything in cupboards. And I thought, it's genius. That's the very good thing. Yeah, but also that requires enough space for two dishwashers in your kitchen. And enough money. I know, just get rid of the cupboards. Yeah, most, most kitchen would have space for two dishwashers. your kitchen and enough money. I know, I know. Just get rid of the cupboards.

Yeah, most, most kitchens would have space for two dishwashers. I guess if you got rid of your cupboards. Yeah, because I was, I think my initial tweet was, I wish my cupboards could wash my dishes. That's really smart. Yeah, be awesome. I want to place bet right now, bet in five years, no, two years from now, that's gonna exist.

Well, you see the LG brought out that door with a cold mail box built in. Yes, that's why. Everything Gavin says is fucking genius. It's not though. We don't need these products. But we make it sound like it's not. It's like they fucking curved TVs all over again.

If people were starting now with a technology we have now, does it make sense to store your dishes in a box that doesn't wash them and then move them to one that does when you could just have a box that washes them? No, I'm agreeing with you. I refuse to admit that cold mailbox is a good idea. I'm gonna die on that hill. What is this now? Hot milk.

What the fuck are you on about? If you get milk delivered. But you don't need to get milk delivered. I will say, usually if you're getting something delivered. I would be there. I, like groceries, you're usually planning them to be delivered a day or a day or a time or a day. Right, it's not like I'm worried from Amazon.

I'm like, I want to get milk delivered in two days and then I'm going to get there after I'm out of work. Right. I want to subscribe to milk. two days and then I'm gonna get there after I'm out of work. Right. I want to subscribe to milk. I'm having cold. I don't want to realize I'm out of milk. I feel like, I'm gonna go outside and get milk. It's like a new subscription service.

We've got to play for my hulu, gotta play for my milk. Milk stuff. No, that's what Amazon buttons that they have, the time to your Wi-Fi and you just hit the button and then it'll be there later that day. Milk. Yeah, milk. So you want premium milk or do you want standard milk?

With premium milk, you get an extra month free. You can drink milk in any room of your house. With standard milk, you can only drink it in the kitchen. I think it's a good idea. What kind of milk do you guys drink? Whole milk. Whole milk. You drink whole milk?

Sami skimmed. Yeah. All-mind. Of course. Can I bitch about something else vegan rant where's all of our non-dairy milk in this fucking office it's up your ass guys we haven't had it in weeks I haven't been able to have a bowl of cereal here here it's cereal at home I that's why I started doing it I don't eat at home. Go on.

Thanks. Well, certainly not for breakfast. I never eat breakfast. I never eat breakfast. She's too often if you're not eating. I don't eat breakfast most of the time, but when I do, it's at work. The way that was delivered... You know what that was? That reminds me of my mom's dog is dead.

That was not really dead. What was not dead? I don't eat at home. I don't eat at home. I don't eat breakfast at home, is what I mean. I don't eat breakfast at home unless it's a Saturday or Sunday. That's pretty, I think, standard for a lot of working people. Yeah.

Yeah. Why is that? Well, it was the only days I'm home for a lot of working people. Yeah. Yeah. Why is that? Well, there's only days I'm home for breakfast Are you trying to imply that breakfast only happens between us? You sleep through breakfast like you show up at work afternoon. What time do you get up? Like nine, most days. You get up at nine? Well, I show up around like nine, 45 to 10, most days.

That's a lie. I show up. Was he late? All know that we show up between 10 and 10 30. I'm really curious. What time do you wake up, Barbara? I wake up usually eight or eight 30. Gavin, What time do you wake up Barbara? I wake up usually 8 or 8 30. Gavin, what time do you wake up?

Seven every day. Jared, what time do you wake up? That depends on my children. His kids, yeah. If I can actually sleep in, I try and shoot for 8 45. Oh nice. Like seven. Like, yeah.

I mean, I got a lot of work to do before work. It's the best time to get shit done. I got a lot done between when I wake up,'s the best time to get shit done. I got a lot of time between when I wake up I'm when I go to work and he'll all work before me when I wake up and 10 with Chris shows up Like that's the prime amount of time to get shit done. Yeah I've been finding more and more frequently that if I wake up earlier. I have a better day Mm-hmm just because like doing something in the morning whether it's eating breakfast at home Or just like doing something in the morning

before going to work. It's not being rushed in the morning. Yeah, it's kinda nice. I'm sorry, waking up early, it's like you take my time, like make some coffee at home. Yeah, eat your cereal. Eat my fucking Cheerios with almond milk at home. Do you find it's, what was that?

So I just fell into that metal thing? Yeah. Big metal sheet, and if anybody bumps it, it sounds like thunder apparently. Yeah, it's great for full weight loss. What was that? So I just fell into that metal thing? Yeah. Big metal sheet, and if anybody bumps it, it sounds like thunder apparently. Yeah, it's great for pulling. Do you guys exercise in the morning? Why am I asking this question to you guys? I used to, I stopped.

No. Stretching and shit? Stretching or yeah, doing anything like that? I work out, it's in the evening. Interesting. I do everything in the evening. Including breakfast, yeah. Yeah. Well, when you talk about the time of where you get a lot of work done, it's to me, it's

like after everyone's gone. Yeah. Like, once everyone's left the office, that's when I'm like, okay, everyone's gone, I can focus. So that's the reverse side of that. It's like, it's nice and quiet. It's been a busy couple months, it feels like at the office. It feels like we're always doing something.

We're always recording something or meeting about recording something. Yeah, I mean, we'll wait if we weren't, though. But I mean, there's no time to sit down and brainstorm or write or... Yeah, I feel like that's happened, especially then, Schuman Hunter. I feel like we would have more ideas as a group because that was the last time spent recording. I know, I also, I would live with Jeff and we would brainstorm the car on the way,

how I'm all the time. Yeah. Now, it's just like, which is always making stuff and there's never a time where everyone's just having a bunch of ideas. Right. I feel like we rarely have time for that anymore. It's just like, go, go, go, lately.

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but if we do talk about it, then people will be hyped for wanting to see the video. I think I would wait. I kind of want to like, I kind of want to talk about it. What, I don't know. What did we do this week, Chris? What's the big thing we did this week? It was literally yesterday.

It happened before 10 a.m., so you might not know. Yeah, yeah, I know. I remember that. We did something for a Chima Hunter. A very special gift. A very, very special event for a Chima Hunter that we worked for months planning. I think...

Can I talk about that? I can't talk about that. I have a specific thing. It won't give the context away of what it was. Can I talk about the moment of panic after that dude just dropped off that thing? Can I talk about that? Please.

Okay. I don't know what you're talking about. I get it'll probably give away a little bit of details about it, but that's fine. Okay. So. With no context whatsoever, it, but that's fine. Okay. So. With no context whatsoever, it's gonna be really fun. No context whatsoever, I'm just gonna talk about this.

So anyway, this van shows up that we hit bland. And this guy gets out and he pulls out a kangaroo. Okay, and it's a kangaroo wearing a diaper. And he's like, It's a baby kangaroo. Yeah, and he's like, where's this going? So we show him to see the achievement hunter office. And this is the smallest part,

believe me, there's a whole lot more. But anyway, so he walks in with this kangaroo, and then he just goes, sets it down and walks out of the door. And all of us are just like, Well, we're trying to corral the baby kangaroo from getting in the glass or the food or the mold that's in the achievement office the wires Place you could just say kangaroo free. It was it got tangled in all of the cables We worried that you'd accidentally bought the kangaroo. No, I was just really worried that we could eat something in you guys' room and die.

Can you have a proper reference? How big was it, Chad? Two feet. Maybe, two feet. No, that's way too big, dude. Two feet? Two feet, two feet. I mean, we're going from tail to nose or like, no tail.

Yeah, we're talking about like height, like standing off the ground. It's like two feet. Yeah, standing up was the two feet. But anyways, like, but there's just a moment where we just realized this dude has just walked out of this room and left us with a kangaroo. And so then it starts just like, it has a moment,

it looks around and then it's like, I'm just gonna find shit to eat. And so it starts hopping around and scrounging fun facts really adorable. They used their little front paws when they're scrounging to like get around. But, and then I'm just like, hey, buddy. We don't know how to call a kangaroo.

You're right, hey, hey. Damn it, we didn't try that one. But the dude was gone for like 10 minutes. He was gone for a long time. And we're stressing out, because it got all up under your desks and into cables and like, we're trying to grow out at one point. Chris is just like, hey, hey, and that thing pops up like,

oh yeah, motherfucker, like, he had to find me. Yeah, he had to find me. And it was an open door that we had to like, keep it away from two from going outside There's a whole thing how did legal approve that one. I didn't know that oh We found out legal does the best approval when they don't know about it. I Feel like that was in a legal issue. They didn't say no Exactly shot

All right. Birthday. Happy birthday, Chris. Shot, shot, shot. Right. Chris, have your 30s been better than your 20s so far? No. No.

Another spitting. I don't have a record of spits takes a gap in the video. Why would they be? Well, why would they be less of them? Why wouldn't they be? One I've had less of them. Because you're older, you're wiser. You've done more stuff. I see you've got a little bit more money than you were 10 years ago Yeah, but like also how long have you been working here now?

Nine years okay, so really that's it night Damn, that's enough. Well cuz I've been here eight and I feel like you started two years before me not one I started December 2011 I started November 2010 Or October 2010 Okay, I guess only a year more around a year. So you you're 37 been better? Well, I guess no

No, they haven't What specifically is worse? What part of your life? Is it love life? Is it worse? No, it's not are you sad? Are you lonely? No, I guess I feel like Well, I don't know I did you pee on your carpet in the middle of the night more now. There's that I think also it's like yeah It's like the, you see the, the, the death. Oh my god. You see the death. Like the darkest birthday ever. Well, I feel like I'm like, oh yeah, when you're 20s, you don't even think you're like,

oh, I'm, you don't think about time. You don't think about time. There is no time. There is no anything. It doesn't matter. It's like, and then when you're 30s you start all of a sudden You become very aware of Everything that you've done

And you're like well, I could have done that better. I could have done that better and So you're just like second guessing now. Yeah, why is it up to second guess? Yeah, yeah, I think it's like the wisdom that comes with My old age old age of 33. Do you feel like you're getting nicer? I'm becoming slightly better of a human. I have less patience, but I might be nicer. Do you feel like you're becoming a better person, Gavin? I'm just contradictory.

Well, I think nicer generally, but less patience for the young ins. Yeah, because death is approaching. Because death is approaching. I don't have time for that shit I don't like I'm nice and now I feel like I really didn't care My son is a side from the Shit comments I make now

No, you care I feel like I care a lot more now. Yeah, I feel like you're a lot more consider it Oh, Lindsay yeah You know I come get a shot a shot a beer come get a beer we're celebrating Chris's birthday Also, I guess I do have an update on the world-were one world two thing. Okay. I want to come back to it What about it? Okay, okay? Thank you. She says first you need to define importance before I could even attempt to answer that a question Important in what regard in terms of America Europe Africa or Asia or socio economic power dynamics world economy class Trouble which is more important

The aftermath of World War One because a lot of shit and the treaty of Versailles and reparations placed on Germany helps at the stage for World War two Restructured all pretty much pretty much of all Europe and set the precursor for the UN. So that's very important. World War I also caused an entire loss generation of men in Europe, Deduvas numbers have been killed on all sides.

It also brought awareness to PTSD for the first time in history. Oliver argument seems to be for World War I. This is the longest text message in the world. That sounds like it's removable. I don't know we're getting trashed. Now I know why you got listening to that. The whole time?

It's a history of what it was. It was interesting. Yeah. There's Eric. There's Mark Hamill. Oh, damn. Go. You can breathe.

Also heads up the set. Reaks. Like I made it to the broadcast area and the set, reeks. Like I made it to the broadcast area and I went, woohoo. Oh, we got all these other pork container. It reeks of what? Alcohol.

Oh, is it because of the egg vommits? That's it. Sorry, the yolk, the yolk. The egg vommits. The yolk, do you call it the yolk? Yoke. The tree of a sillis was like, the yolk is.

I must speed a dog. A dog. The yoke. The busting of them. Thank you for coming and drinking with us. So, 30s worse. It's the moral of the story. Yeah.

So the sequel to your 20s is worse than the 20s are like your pride. No, it gets better. No, it gets better. 30? How old are you, Barb? 30. I'm 30. Yeah, you don't. No, it gets better. It's 30, it's just like. Look, how old are you, Barb? I'm 30. All right, exactly. Yeah, yeah, you don't know what you're talking about. Well, here's what I'm saying, Chris.

Here's what I'm saying. 30s, I find I give so much less of a fuck. And I think that's so important, though, because when you give a fuck, it's everything gets to you. Everything you're just overthinking things and caring about people. What people think of you.

Oh, yeah. By the time you're 30, you're just like. over thinking things and caring about what people think of you. Ha ha ha. Yeah. By the time you're 30, you're just like, but you don't care less about other people. No, I care about people. I care more about people and less about myself. Yeah, I feel like this, I'm starting to care more about the way other people feel,

but I do care a lot less about stuff to do with myself that I thought was important back in the, what you, from a kid of a time. I think it's because you want. Take your shot, you've been more sort of a baby. You've had a lot. It started, it's officially starting right there. I saw it happen.

I heard that. I heard the news. You just want, you won't be happy, but you want people to be happy. You're gonna take a shot. Sorry, I need to people to be happy. You're gonna take a shot. Sorry Take a shot Fireball

What else would it be Eric? I would like surprise me. I just didn't know we had that on the soundboard. I don't Have a beer. Oh, that was a soundboard. I don't remember what the fuck I had. Say that. Have a beer. Oh, that was a soundboard, don't shit. Have a beer, right? What? Well, let me talk to you about my good friend, the 40s. I'm not sure.

Can you first, if you ever heard of him. If you had to summarize the 20s and 30s of your life, how would you quickly summarize this? You've only known us in your 30s. No. No, I knew what I were before. I met Gus when he was 28. Oh, you and Gavin. Yeah.

When did I meet you? How are you? Like 32? 31? 31? I feel like you were 31 and 32. Oh, I was right about your age, Chris. Oh, God.

Does that, Chris, you're going to be is this is what you got to look for too You're gonna be a vegan Hold them together hold them together look directly ahead wait I would be proud to be a vegan. That's the title. Just do it. It's easy. I don't have the self confidence. The self confidence. It's just eating dude.

Not self confidence. It's not the one I meant. I meant like the self discipline. Discipline. That's the word. I love ice cream way too much. This is sweet ritual. Have you been there?

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. the self discipline discipline. That's the word. I'm sorry. No, no, I love my screen way too much. This is sweet ritual. Have you been there? I know, but no. I eat ice cream every night.

Right. You could get you could get. Can you get points at home or at work, Chris? At home. Yeah, you're like Barbara said. There's vegan pies. There's vegan ice cream. You eat ice cream every night.

Yes, Barbara. Let's wait. You'll say you eat ice cream every night. Yes, Barbara, let's celebrate. You're doing all of cotton every day. And ice cream every night. What's your favorite favorite thing for your ice cream, Chris? And no breakfast on weekdays at home. If you get home too late, can you not have ice cream? No, because you mean your ice cream with it.

Like breakfast. Yeah, but breakfast is also in your freezer, Fred, right? Probably not in the freezer. It's more time to cook it and stuff. I like to cook my breakfast. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Did you eat it every day? You're an ice cream expert.

I swear. It's mostly peanut butter. Like I get peanut butter with the peanut butter in it. The peanut butter with the peanut butter. The peanut butter with the chunks of the little reed butter. The peanut butter with the peanut butter? The peanut butter with the chunks of like the little peanut butter. The pieces of butter. And then also I like mint chocolate chip.

Yes, mint chocolate chip is the best flavor. Just peanut butter, a freeze. Yeah, it does. Well, the peanut butter ice cream with peanut butter. The bit in Jerry's peanut butter went in the hoggendoss mint chocolate chip. And sometimes, you know, I like this, I can do it right now.

I'm just, there's a, I have a new one. My mouth is numb. I saw that Ben and Jerry's introduced a new flavor of ice cream called Netflix and Chill. Oh yeah. I think it just came out. What's in it? Do you want to find out what is in it?

Come. I just say it's really salty. It's just one tide pot in the middle. What is in it come I just I it's really salty. That's just one tide pot in the middle That's it's ice cream blah blah. It's made with peanut butter salty pretzel swirls and fudge brownie chunks I don't think I don't know if I'd like that. I give it a go for sure. I Want to tell you I said it to April. Thank you and she is responded with even more Well, no, I know what I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Anyway, well, I'm sorry, she's not working in that field now. So I think this is just like, she's like, yes! This is her opportunity.

I can use that. This is her opportunity. Yeah, it's a time to shine. So Gus, what's up? I'm Gus. What were you liking to 20s? I was a fucking asshole. Yeah, believe it or not,

I was a huge asshole who thought he knew everything. I, I, and now? I would probably hate 20-year-old cousin I met him right now. No, I know everything. That's the joke, man. He has the knowledge. Yeah. And what about your 30s? 30s.

When did you get married? 28. Okay, so 30s was entirely married. Totally married. Spent a whole decade plus now. You got married at 28? I didn't realize that. Is that right?

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, damn. I feel like you have the most consistent life of all of us. I hate. Your life has not changed. You know, I hate since you've not expected things. Yeah. I like having things in spreadsheets and scheduled.

Have you touched your spreadsheet about your guess? After we talked about it, I'm going to be I stopped. I even charged here to throw it off. I intentionally plugged in and charged here. That was like I can't track that. Good. That was what kind of scared me and how much time has passed. I remember when YouTube was early days, there was this video of a guy who'd taken a picture of himself every day for six years. Yeah. Which I think

was even like before YouTube. So it wasn't, it was like he was doing this already. And I remember like checking in on that guy see if he'd done another one and stuff and he hadn't for ages. Today, the YouTube Instagram posted that he'd done his 20 year video. So him every day for 20 years.

Yeah. And I was like, wait, holy shit. That can't be right. Oh, wait. No, it has been like 14 years inside. See, he started six years before YouTube and you two started in 2007, six? Five?

2005. Four or five? That was five. I thought it was 2006. I thought it was 2006. No, it was different. I remember it in high school. Because,

because he did, he did one at 12 and a half years, six years and 20 years. And a five. Yeah, he's old now. Ish. Damn. 20 years of do that to you. If he started in 1999, 2019.

I think you started in the right at the beginning of 2000. Okay, yeah, holy fuck. See, Gavin and I have been taking a photo of both of us. We called our board photo for, we started probably in 2013, 2012, maybe? I don't know, you've got all the pictures. I do have all the photos. We haven't been asked to do it on my phone because I'd be better about it. Well, I don't know. We forget sometimes.

We do. You remember it more than I do. I've started compiling them, though. And I'm trying to figure out like when do we Put those out and how do we put those out? We're gonna solid decade So we start if we started 2012 let's say so like two more years of it Okay, because at first I was like do we put out 2020 so it makes sense starting a decade but Now let's wait until we've done it for 10 years

I'm good. We just take a picture for ourselves looking bored. Yeah, it's just us two in the same face. It's hard to nap because you sit over there. We don't do it as often. I'll sometimes sit over there if Jeff's on a podcast. He powered with me. People, you. People have a building.

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When you're younger, a year is a big portion of your life. Very true. I think that is a huge part of it, but also you're in school. And that just takes forever. Like when... So, should we go back to school? I don't know. I feel like the moment that you stop being able to apply things to certain school years

is when it all just starts to grind. What about when it gets kids you would still apply things to school years? Yeah, but when you've got a kid, you're like, man, I can't wait until the summer. So I cannot do this anymore. I mean, probably you're probably thinking that because you have to help your kid with school. Yeah. Well, I think it's both. I think it's like, you have less new experiences.

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After I tweeted that fucking image showing how much I paid electricity for a year from my car, I had so many people in the replies coming in like, yeah well, your car has a battery in it and the battery's works for the environment than a gas car. I was like, we're not talking about that. I'm just saying how much it cost me to charge my car or people like, uh, you forget that different people paid different electric rates across the country. You're just doing yourself. Again, I'm not. I didn't say that, I didn't forget that. I'm just answering the question, how much did it charge, did it cost me to charge my car? I was like, a lot of people like trying to pick very small like arguments, or like to put down

electric cars, like drama. Or whatever, right? Or like being able to point out something contrary to you. It's very interesting. But even the way that one person raised it, like you forget that other people paid different amounts for electricity, and I didn't forget that.

I'm just not talking about that. This is only about how much it cost me to charge my car. Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't be able to fit all the variables in a plate, even in a thread. It would be like, it's this claim of this big. Right. I mean, as it was, like, there was so much math and variables, and all this other shit I had to hide,

just to come to that number. Like there's a ton of backstory and explanation that goes along with it. I just tried to distill it down to the easiest to digest bit of information, which was. I thought that was super cool. How much does it cost me to charge my car?

I've got fucking pain in the ass. I'm not doing that. What about you? Is it lithium? Yeah, yeah, I believe it's a lithium ion. Is that just terrible to dispose of or something? It's a ton of 18650 lithium ion batteries. The same kind of battery that Chad has in his eight. But just the load of them.

Yeah. Imagine like my car has like two thousand of this. Shit load of this. Holy shit. And is that what does that do? That's like you can't fly with that one, right? Or you can't have it in your, you can't have it in your chest.

I mean, that's the face of someone who flies with that thing. I think it's the check, I think it's the check log that you can have. So I said that the, the, the acquisition of lithium this bad or the disposal of lithium this bad. I think it's both. Oh, it's so there you go.

We really glossed over how Chad just like field stripped his vape, huh? I've seen it so often. Like without even looking at it, that was insane. Well, I mean, if you hold something every day for... That's crazy. It's a magnet door and a pull tab. Your magic look, Chad. When...

I like the smell of... Do you guys ever have mono? Shots shot fuck that's glandula fever, right? Is it is that's it's like the kissing disease right this is a new statement yeah, so Got a paper talk kept joking about how I had mono this week because I've had a cold have you been making out? Yeah but Well, yeah that actually

So something that we did this thing with the kangaroo also involved Chris kissing people Yeah, I'll let the audience figure out the connection between the two you won't so figure out the connection between the two. You won't. So, and my whole thing is I remember, to me, mono was always a high school disease. I think part of it. It was a thing that people got in high school. And I remember being somewhat jealous of the people who got mono.

And I was like, I was like, I never got mono. And I remember thinking it's like, mono is basically proof of the way. Jellis and the people who got mono. And I was like, I was like, I never got mono. And I remember thinking it's like, mono is basically proof you're making out. So you thought the people with mono were super cool because they were making out? They were like, well, and it was also like a badge of honor.

It's like, yeah, they fuck. They got mono. And I was like, I made out with people, why do, I got mine. What causes it? What is it? Is it well looking up? Blaine And Oh, I already got I was just handed this This I got off I was just handed this. This? Played you ever get mono?

Yes. Chris, why don't you read this? Played into the video where his dog was climbing on him and looking his face while he was putting on shoes and it was amazing. So, something that was also involved in this thing we did for a Chima Hunter. People were getting fortunes and this fortune reads Chris. I'm not going gonna read this. It said avoid the cre-

the crissing booth at all costs. Shhh. Shhh. Chris was the leader of the crissing booth. Oh, that makes sense. Yes, mono is glandular fever. Is that what they call it in the UK? Mm-hmm, okay.

Lant! You guys wasted? Some of us are wasted. Do you want something to drink? No, I UK? Mm-hmm, okay. Blan! You guys wasted? Some of us all wasted. Do you want something to drink? No, I'm about to drive home, so. But I did bring Chris again. One for the road! What do you have there, Blan?

Why, it's a new coffee mug from the Good Morning from Hell Podcast. This is new. It's not really bad. It is, because I smashed mine. You have all my desk? I smashed mine. I took mine.

Why? Because I was on chump the other day day and I went to go put my drink on The stand and the stand had a big box in the middle of it For the game. Yes, yeah, and then so the the the monk fell off and broke I just got a new one in the mail today. Chump is fun. I mean chump is fun. It's a great show to watch and be on. I've watched a little. Yeah, it's fun to be on. Wait, you just I didn't you have to. I literally just got this in the mail today. It could attack me. It's yeah, son of a bitch. Well, I literally I open this one. I'll break on your head. This little do open it.

Uh, all right. Well, that's all I had. I was just gonna also fun show to be on is good morning from hell, which you get me. You get me. And then you should be on it. What do you mean, I didn't? You didn't say anything. I emailed you and I was like, Hey, Gavin, you wanna do this episode? And then you never respond. Oh, I realized that I guess I need to enter the password for my Rucity email.

And I was like three months ago and I haven't done it yet. You haven't checked your Rucity email in three months? No. I'll log in later. I didn't realize it. I hadn't been in it. I was just like, man, I'm just... I said to you, like, I was like, hey, I have this idea,

then it, and then you never responded. And I said, hey Gavin, what'd you think? And then you didn't respond, like, slide me, dude. My email's on on. Why don't you just do your password? Why don't you just get your password? Oh, you know, just haven't yet.

I was honestly at this point, I was like, what if I can go all year without checking emails? This was like, didn't you do something like you didn't check your mail for a long time like that? Yeah, but the mailman gets mad at you. He starts fashion on the door saying, mtl mailbox. Turns out, like, they can't do that job and they get really pissed. Kinda like how we can't do our job if you don't have to email.

I'm doing my job right now. I have to tell you I send you email. You've always texted me. You responded for a while. You started responding for a while. And then you stopped and now I know why. You don't have your email anymore. You forgot his password.

Yeah, but I didn't realize it was off. Well, okay, I'll select you next time. Could I have figmar? Probably not. I try not to eat them for feed them human foods. All right. Next Friday. I'm not here.

Damn. Oh, I can't do the podcast next week. Oh, I can't do the podcast next week. On the 27th? Correct. Okay. Well, I mean, I'm flying in. I could easily be doing it.

Yeah, what to say now? We'll find some of us. What Chris, you had your finger up? I don't know'm flying in. I could easily be there. Yeah, what's that now? We'll find some of those. What Chris, you had your finger up? I don't know what it's. I read a story. Shot! All right, shot. I read a story the other day that I'm gonna read you

the headline here. I'm gonna, shot. Shot. Gavin, that's the same shot. We need this shot. I haven't had this story. How's We can shot. What do you mean? How's it full? It's you just pulled it like five minutes ago I Didn't take it last time then I was waiting for the next round. All right go hello

Andrew Andrew I'm gonna read this headline now that Andrew's here. Yeah, yeah Happy birthday Chris. Happy birthday Chris. I read the story the other day US town rejects solar farm after residents say you would suck up all the sunlight I don't think we just have to be here anymore. No, yeah shut it down. It's over when you combine that with the wind cancer Then it's not the place to be no, no, no, you definitely don't want to be there Let me find so there was so there was a quote here. It says,

Jane Mann, a retired science teacher, reportedly told a council meeting she was concerned the panels would prevent photosynthesis and so stop the growth of nearby plants. What? I'm sorry, former science, well that now makes sense, former science teacher. She convinced them though.

They voted this down. Miss Mann went on to question the higher number of cancer deaths in the area. Miss Mann said it could not be proved that solar panels did not cause cancer. So let's fuck it. Her name is Miss Mann.

Drink. Have fun. Why do we let these? I'm OK. OK. I want to take the future of the planet Why is there a flashlight on the table No, we're gonna get to surprise it and stuff to interrogations. What's your favorite Christmas memory Andrew?

Do you have a favorite Christmas memory? How long have you known Chris? I know what now three years three like about three years two or three issues around there to two and some change Favorite Chris memory. I think it's like it's not just one memory. It's a series. It's a montage in my head of leftover food being like packaged up and either eating here in the office or taking away To his home. Just like a series like, oh, this is the bulls. He's still good. Just like swirling it away.

Is it his food or just food that he's found? Food in at Roussejoteeth, just either in the bundle. Is it all for not wasting meals that you order, but if you've just found this food, well, it's gonna get wasted. Brother, I eat it or not. And also, you're saying that you eat it as a waste? No, I'm saying if I don't eat it, it might get thrown away.

Also, there's so many moments where Chris and I are like the last ones at the office, and I'll come into the kitchen and you're just eating like beans from the fridge. Yeah. I like cold beans out of like a tin. Yeah, I don't know if it's sour or cold. And you didn't even put it on the fire. You didn't even think it was cold.

He's like smoking a cigar to pick like. But it's fun to hold both who warm them up first. Chris is often levitated by the smell of a pie. So like, I was in his nostrils and like lifts him up and carries him various places. I know, I know this is the year 2020 because of the question about ask. Is hobo still an acceptable word?

Can you still say that? Yeah. What is it? What is it? Is it an acronym for something? I'm not gonna look it up. Homeless body. What does hobo, yeah, what's hobo,

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Maybe it's from Hobo? Who knows? From New Jersey, yeah. Right in the rails or right in New Jersey. I feel like Chris, if anyone in the office was affected by Jedi mind tricks the most, it would be Chris. No. You can be distracted by the smell of pie.

Who couldn't? It wouldn't affect my day to day. Like if I was going to do something and a pie came in my nose, I wouldn't be like, I was going to do something an apiah came in my nose I wouldn't be like I'm going to that now a pye did what you know Distracted by things but also And you know like okay all right drink What I'm saying Chris is not so much much distracted is he's enthused by opportunities.

Yes, that's a good way to put it. That's a good way. And life is just a series of opportunities. Cold beans and an old tin opportunity. I gotta say, I've never done that. Now I'm curious, is there something to the cold beans? Not bad. I like cold beans.

I like cold beans. What kind of were they? Black beans, Pinto beans, what are we talking about? Fresh beans. What are they? What are they? Mostly Pinto beans, but sometimes black beans. Okay. Sometimes when they're black.

There's a lot of food that's really good when it's like cold. I wanna follow Chris. You know what's good? Cold spaghetti. It's at Chris. That's what I'm saying. It's good. I wanna clear that.

We made all these documentaries. Right, I wanna experience the most obvious one. Just cool Chris. I wanna spend want to experience the most obvious one. It's just called Chris. I want to spend like a week in Chris's life. It's not as cool as the thing. But you have to be totally immersed. Right. You have to like be in Chris's shoes.

Literally. What if you just work like a tennis? Oh, what if you just work Chris? You had to like eat his fridge. You had to make out with the people he's making. I'm talking like setting up a bed next to his bed, like totally like sleeping when he sleeps, like in the same room.

Eating the same fish. Right, take a shower together. We put out a video where Chris tries to recreate the Blooming Onion from the Outback's Day course. Yeah. Which was an overrated onion. Of all the onions, the Blooming I think is the overmoster rated. What's overmoster rated?

What's the best onion, Chris? The ring. It's all of an onion. Onion peaked at ring. It's all been downhill since ring Oh Onion configurations bloom in Bluemix Ring

Pickled pickled Chop You get big room Great. Pickled. Pickled. Uh, chop. Fun, you have to die. Fun. You get a big remix. Uh, fuck. Have you, could we replace the bag of funnions with onions? Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Chris. Oh.

Goes down smooth. Hey, Eric. Go. Howdy. Howdy. I just don't say all. That's it. Hi.

That's the one. Do you have a howdy on the Soundboard? I don't think so. Oh, hello. Howdy Do you have a howdy on the soundboard oh? Why was that like face tracking on that show what happened there who who controls your soundboard what does I? Thought it was like fucking... No, it's Mike. It's right here in the audio. Our student know where that room is. That's a very big time. It's right here.

It's where it says the audio cave. Right here. That's a room. Oh my god. I thought it was coming. Wait. It's right there. Mike.

I thought it was coming from this control room. No. Mike is the phantom of Rister T. Wait, I thought it was coming from the control room. Mike is the phantom of Rister teeth. He's in the bowels of this studio. Playing soundboard clips. Let's. Oh, no. There he is. That's that fireball over here. Give us some of that. Oh man, that bottle's gone. Woo! Yeah, we killed it. Just, which decade did you drink the most in?

Uh, oh, 2020. 20s, really? Oh, yeah. Holy crap. Dude, you had no idea. 20s? So, 20s? So, somebody drinks every day of the year.

You drank more back then. Oh, yeah. Like a dangerous amount. Gus is 31. How are you doing? That's the problem. How did you die? The problem is that one time when I was in my mid to late 20s,

I started feeling really sick for an extended period of time, and I thought, that's it. All the drinking's caught up to me, and I went to the doctor. And I was like, can you scan my liver, my kidneys, and stuff? Like I said, I drink a lot, and I'm really sick for an extended period of time and I thought, that's it, all the drinking's caught up to me and I went to the doctor and I was like, can you like scan my liver, my kidneys and stuff? Like I said, I drink a lot and I'm just really worried that I've damaged my internal organs. And of course I'm like in my 20s, right? Like it's fucking stupid idiot.

And he'd like, they do all the tests and everything. Like, no, your liver looks great. It's like you never drank a day in your life. That is the worst thing. That is the worst so I can tell you. No, that's a terrible dope. Go through a different, don't wait on a fucking bender.

Did you also have a dentist tell you that you have like perfect teeth after not going to the dentist for like six years? I go to the dentist like once every 10 years and they tell me my teeth are good and that's it. I hate you. I hate you.

I hate going to the dentist. Also, there was like a time period. I wanna say a few years ago where you stopped drinking on the podcast altogether. Yeah, I was mad. I hate going to the dentist. Also, there was like a time period. I want to say a few years ago, where are you still drinking on the podcast altogether? Yeah, I was mad. You mad at legal? I was mad at legal because they told us, an HR, because it was in our handbook

that we couldn't drink at work. And they were, I brought it up and they were like, oh, don't worry, we'll take care of it. And they never did. They're like, oh, that's just like a boilerplate thing. You right, we'll take that out. It's still fucking in there. You're sitting there to this day?

Right, I feel It's a trap, so but should we not tell them about this podcast? Tell them after like all the other stuff. Yeah, don't tell them. It's fine. Hey, they didn't say no We just have a look at RT legal sure where people can just dole us in. How fucking are you? Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. All right. What up? What else is in the news?

Let's see. What else you guys got? Throw it. What else do I have? Throw it. Throw it. Wait, Chris, you're about to throw something. I thought you meant actually to throw something. You're about to throw something.

You're about to throw tomorrow. Yeah. Are you drinking then, too? Yes. What's your favorite drink, Chris? Oh, Manhattan probably. Can I go? Yes.

To Manhattan? Well, I sit in the email. You know, I don't see them. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You're going to miss so many social events from that. As long as they're in my calendar. I can't take you, Gavin. Oh, take you. Thank you Chris. What's your favorite alcohol then? Probably whiskey, but I feel like it probably what kind of whiskey I don't have a favorite like a type like a bourbon a scotch like whiskey is broad

right? Yeah, uh the kind that's not as like The kindness It's not as like the kind that's no bartender, give me a whiskey that's not quite the kind. Okay, I always think back to the, did I ever tell the story of the podcast? I don't know if I told the story of the podcast. Tell it.

I'm gonna tell it. We're not gonna know if you did or not until you tell it. We were doing a whiskey tasting and I remember it was like, it was a, I think, I told this story. Smooth whiskey and we were tasting all these whiskey's and I go to the most expensive wine.

And then I go and take a shot of it. And I was like, wow, this is the most, the smoothest whiskey I've ever tasted. And the woman said, well, that was water. And she was like, you're right. It probably was. So I have a question for you, Chris. Yeah.

About a year ago, a little over a year ago, yeah, you said that you had a story you wanted to tell about New York. And you said that you couldn't tell the story, but you would tell it after a year. You said after a year, you would tell the New York and you said that you couldn't tell the story but you would tell it after you said after a year you would tell the New York story Is this wait is this Is it my is this something that happened at New York Comic Con with you mean Michael? No, this was I Cuz Gus Gus texted me said you said something about a New Yorkshire, I don't know what you're talking about. And then I was like, thought about it.

You, you're like, oh, you went on a trip recently. What do you have any good stories from that? And I said, well, I don't know. Maybe I'll tell you later, ask me in a year. I think it was something like that. Hey, Chris, you went on a New York trip a year ago. Do you have any stories from that trip? Hmm.

No. No. on a New York trip a year ago. Do you have any stories from that trip? No. It's not like I'm beginning with a Barry White song. I looked back at that. And yes, I, it's just like a weird, it's like a weird, like kind of sex story. Oh, you're banging in the, you go on. I, big apple bang. It was a big apple bang.

Where, get belly gillin' out. Is this where you got mono? No, it's not where I got mono, but this is where I got, Skateboard, I got these scars. What scars? What scars? What scars did you guys?

Skateboard, what scars? Skateboard, what scars? What? yours? I why so serious Chris oh my Are you talking emotional scars? There was I was there was a situation that arose where Is that situation you're dick? Yeah, you got dick scoff and it was like a super like good, like hot. No, I was saying that those are kind of that word. It was a good sex time. I had sex with human female. It was definitely worth word. It was a good sex time.

I had sex with humanity female. It was definitely worth it. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female.

It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female.

It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was a good sex female. It was just cut you to ribbons in a way that I've never experienced. Did you like it? How good did it feel? No, it hurt. I had a couple times. It's like, I was, Is this watchman? What the fuck are you doing?

I was stopped. Where did she scratch you? Your back? Well, my back was so, What about your front? Everywhere. What about your peepie? No, my back was so... What about your front? Everywhere. What about your peepie? No, no, no, not there. Just front, back.

And I took a picture. I'll look, let me look. I can't see too many. Oh. You have scratched up. How old was this woman? Am I? Do you typically enjoy scratches?

That sounds like too much. I mean, I don't know about you, Joy. Like, make it out that level. No, it's like someone's running their nails. That's fine, but. I mean, I don't know about you, Joe. Like, make it out that level. No, it's someone like... It's like if someone's running their nails, that's fine, but like, taking them in, that would hurt. How much did you pay her? Nothing.

Nothing. Just curious. Chris, have you ever paid for it? No. Have you? No. Have you? No.

Have you? Yes. That's a picture. Just kidding. No, have you no, no, have you no? Yes, that's a picture just kidding I've thought about Are doing like doing like a show Barbara Terrick all right Bob come here Have you done worse Barbara? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Let me see Chris. That's cool.

Right? Are you going to cat girls, Chris? Listen, I hear about getting pussy, but that's a whole nother story. Hey. Hey, low hanging fruit. Just like Chris's ball. She missed you up.

Oh, that was, that was. It was very painful. It does look like a cat. I was imagining like long streaks Yeah, it's like little like three jabs. It was it was a mixture. It was like ever hands were Just I was that house crutches work. What was it like? What's the sex good though? Yes Other than that other than the that were you that's a question I have for you like if you're in so much pain

Are you still able to come? I was then, but not now. What a brag, yeah. Yeah. She stabbed me. I still came. Well, yes, but like it was like, it was like had to like,

woo, woo, out. Outch. It's what it was. Stop. Yeah,, had to like, bo-bo-bo-bo, couch. couch. It's what it was. Stop. Yeah, yeah, dude. Out, stop, I'm gonna tell you. No, I didn't want it. It was crazy.

I will say like, if you're having sex and there's a situation where you're like uncomfortable, especially if it's some new, where you're uncomfortable or there's something hurting, and you wanna keep it like sexy, it's hard to be like, out, that's hurting. Yes, exactly. It's that like, oh, hard to be out that's hurting. Yeah, exactly. It's that, like, oh, oh, that's a little rough.

Like, ooh, maybe not that. Like, not quite that. Without getting completely dry. Yeah, you wanna keep the mood. But without, like, you know, waving a, like, hey, stop. Yeah, like stop it, yeah. Time out. And that's what it was.

It was like, oh, oh, stop, oh, oh, oh, and then, like, hey, stop. Yeah, like stop it. Yeah. And that's what it was. And he was like, oh, stop. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then like, oh, oh, oh, it was like, we just got tired of that. We just got tired of that. We just take that clip and stuff tired of that. Oh. I'm just, I'm picturing like a, like the Batman, like old Batman show where there's just like,

oh, I think that's like, he made up taking the stand, like bam, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like, ooh, like a big text like, you bang up, take the sand, bam, boom, boom, come, yeah. That's my, I wanna see that as an archaic. Yeah. Shut. I know.

I thought about having like either a segment or a separate podcast where we talk. You're gonna drink that what? Where we talk, we talk to sex workers about sex work. Ooh. And I was wondering if you could hire an escort and pay them to be on a podcast. Because I'm like, we always kind of skirt around it

and talk about it. And it's like, I'd like to hear stories from someone involved in that industry. That would be interesting. Yeah, because like, I'm sure if you... Is that a whole other thing now if you're paying someone to... I have... Okay. If you pay someone to appear on camera... Centipearance fee. Yeah. If they're up for it. Yeah, so I mean, it's something I've thought about, and I really haven't pursued it. But I think it would be interesting maybe like as a one off or like a segment or a bonus, like a supplemental thing here. Because you know, we always talk about things like sugar babies and

scourts and like a different people involved with sex work. Like, wouldn't it be interesting to talk to some people who work and do those kinds of things and find out that really going on? Google Todd Yeah, I'm just took shots just so you know what kind of shot you want. No, no Gavin. Happy birthday guys. Do you think it should be legal? We all just took shots. Yeah, I think I absolutely should be legal. Well Hat I didn't I did I didn't want it to finish that or not and I I'm just had it. Yeah, all right, Gem. Yeah, hello take your shot Well, you just watch me. Why is your shot? I just took it I took it before Do I shot you? You can have a regular drink. I think it beer. How's that? What's it like in the Dundee?

Is that Shit, you know, I was wondering how many how many seconds would have to go by before someone's How many seconds would have to go by before someone sets up? I have. Oh no. I think it's rough. Don't wear a fucking hat to work. Well, it doesn't have to. I'm kind of from it.

I'm working on something. Well, no, no, all right, to be fair, he has been looking for the lost idol of... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I remember when I was turning 12, it was such a great moment. You know, you're coming in terms of your sexuality. Todd, I don't think I'll be able to meet after this podcast. You have a meeting up to this? Potentially. What do you guys have to do less meetings? What do you let your emails?

What's your favorite Chris memory Todd? How long have you known Chris? I've known Chris for about four years. Three years your favorite Chris memory Todd? How long have you known Chris? I've known Chris for about four years. Three or three or four years? Do you have a favorite Chris memory? No. That's all equal.

Hey, this is Todd Womack, guys. This is how Womack, let's go. From the YouTube rewind. I have the record. Todd and Dan. For somebody that nobody cares about, I've been in 17 YouTube rewinds. Have you really?

They haven't been 17 YouTube rewinds. That might be my favorite Christmas memory right there. The first thing that YouTube's been around since 2003. It's not far off 2005. It was five. Six, but who's counting right? It was five. You should be in more stuff.

I think so too. I have a great idea for a series. Was it with you that hat? It's just the hat on a table. Listen guys, I can't fuck around here too much. I got my shift at the coffee shop. You had a great idea for a video, didn't tell me about. Yeah, but we can't blow those jokes.

You can't blow that joke, but it's weird because Todd is like one of the bosses of that department over there, but on camera. It's me? Yes, it's just like this weird thing where Todd's actually my boss. Yeah, which we just got very recently. Can you be my boss too?

You don't want that, Kevin. Why not? But we have these weird things where it's like I'll get invited to meetings that Todd's not invited to I'm not clout it's like I have I have some information that Todd doesn't have like why would you there's like oh don't invite me to that meeting but what the fuck is going on you're my boss hierarchy is out the window this place I don't know who to report it's so fucking crazy that's why we didn't know he was my boss for so long me and Tudder mom dad Yes that department

I dab doing really good job at that right now. I told the story how I didn't know like First-hired mom and dad right there who who My boss was for you didn't know he didn't know is Brandon.. I think I told this. Has Brandon been all of our bosses? Never mind. He's never yours. He's never, oh. It was a full like, was he my boss? He's a real weird.

I started on the brand name. Did you really? He was probably a full year before I knew Brandon was my boss. When did I work for Brandon? Barbara? Well, because you got hired like two, like we started where she's like two months after I did. And we were both in the dungeon.

Although I guess I wasn't. I dragged my shit into a chimahana. Right, I guess you missed it. I was Brandon's employee for, I wanna say like three or four months. So if we're going based on the being in the dungeon, I worked for Brandon for two days. So technically, you're boss.

Good deal. How do you think things would have been different if you didn't leave the dungeon? Do you think you'd be with Archie Corp? Well, I just, what would I have been doing? You tell me. That's what she's asking. Have you ever looked me straight in the eye?

Look, there's a bunch of different directions we all could have gone, right? North. All right. And it's not any counting sounds. That's it. We're different. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know, we're not done because if people are first member, they can watch the fun continue in the post show. Oh, shit. Also, RTX tickets are on sale now. Yeah. Yes. RTX event.com. We have our 10th RTX this summer July. Go to RTXEvent.com. We have our 10th RTX this summer, July 3rd to 5th here in Austin. Hey.

You can watch this show live. If you come to RTX and watch the podcast live, we'll give you free alcohol. We won't. We will not do that. Well, how about if you buy your tickets, if we get enough tickets sold for RTX, we'll have another drunk podcast. And you know what? At our TX. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. And, uh, and, good morning from hell. Buy your ticket, buy your ticket sooner. Which also will be live at our TX sooner rather than later. Early bird pricing right now, uh, tickets are cheaper than normal. They go up to the regular rates February 3rd. So make sure you buy them now, soon or rather later. Buy them now, figure out the travel stuff later.

Yes, get your tickets now. Yeah, good bye now. I never buy tickets more than two weeks before I go. That's terrible advice. That's exactly the opposite of what we just said. You could buy your ticket now and you could figure out the ticket later. Oh, he's talking about the travel. Oh, the travel ticket. I'm talking saying you could buy your ticket now and you could figure out the ticket later. I always talk about the travel.

Oh, the travel. I'm talking about the travel. Okay. I'm going to have flights. God damn it Gus. I'm going to have flights. You can buy your flights anytime. So we fly.

So go on the bike. The flight to govint.com. Check it out. This will be the first time you can see good morning from hell. Is that a sample? Yes. Shut up. It's the 10th anniversary. I think you guys are bearing the lead here.

Yes. And it's going to be special. It's going to be special. Yes. And I was saying, was you can buy your, you can buy your plane tickets, like two weeks before you go. There you go.

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