Rooster Teeth Podcast - Damn You Pixar - #529

Episode Date: January 29, 2019

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This week, we brought you by Squarespace, SmileDirectClub, and stamp.com. I'm Gus. I'm Ariel. I'm Barbara. And I'm Gavin. And I'm Gus. Who's your friend there?

Gavin. Okay, so you want to get right into this? Okay. You brought it out. What is that? So Gus, as you might be aware, uh, two weeks ago, we can have, we can have, we can have, we can have, it was my birthday. Yeah. So I got this card. Who gave me that card?

What's that? Steph and Ali gave me this card. I'm assuming you came from Steph now. I probably came from Ali. Ali went around and right. She got it signed. Ali is my assistant since Ellie. I have a sign again. That's not confusing. I didn't sign any of that. I didn't sign that either. Yeah, I'm like, he has to be one of the opportunities to signing out. I'll tell you who did sign it. Hi, Steph. How are you doing? I'm great. Hi, Steph. Hi, Steph.

For our listeners who might not be familiar with you, what does it you do with the company? I am at Holum's executive assistant. Really? Yes. I'm so sorry. You've been here for a couple of years now, right? Going on three.

Yeah. Very simple. Yeah. So you help keep the schedule for the guy who's late 15 minutes to every single meeting that he goes to. It's like an ongoing thing. It's like mat time. You don't, if Matt's in the meeting, you know it's going to be 50, he's going to be 15 minutes late.

He's like an airport in that he starts off the day on time. Right. And then over the delays all cascaded. And by the end, you're like, you have to sleep in his office to have meeting with him the next morning. And so I've always apologized. And I was like, I know it's not your fault. Like you'll come into the meeting like, he's running cascaded. By the end, you have to sleep in his office to have meeting with him the next morning. And so I've always apologized. And I know it's not your fault. You'll come into the meeting like,

he's running a little late. Like, fine, we know. We counted for a mat time. So, I love you reading some of the messages from my card. It was Happy Birthday, you're funny. Love Jessica. What a great message. Happy Birthday, birthday from Cam.

It's a good one. Happy Birthday from Alan, short and sweet. Happy Bernie Day from Cam. It's good one. Happy birthday from Alan Short and Sweet. You're happy. Happy Bernie Day from Jackie. All these are nice. Then I get to one that says, happy birthday to the biggest turd I've ever known. Signed to that. What?

What? Yes. So Steph signed my birthday card. Happy birthday to the biggest turd I've ever known. And I come to find out that she didn't know she signed my birthday card. Happy birthday to the biggest turn I've ever known. And I come to find out that she didn't know she was signing my card. She thought she was signing Shiams, right? Yeah. Shiams.

Yeah. So Steph went on like a covert mission to try to get the birthday card back. Obviously she failed before it got to me. Yeah. It's like that episode of Seinfeld, right? Where George Costanza's trying to put the birthday card in the envelope. Who's the Yankee's office? Obviously she failed before it got to me. Yeah, it's like that episode of Seinfeld right where George Constance is trying to put the birthday card in the envelope through the Yankee's office and what happened and then Kramer sells the envelope to the memorabilia store. It's funny you're

missing an episode of Seinfeld. I have no recollection of. But Steph explain yourself what's going on here. What happened? Call me the biggest chard you ever known. So I knew that it happened. I didn't know when I was writing it. You know, of course, that it was going into your hands. But it was too late. It's too late. You just got to. It's like when you press send on a text message,

and you see the bar going, and you can't stop it. Or it's too late. Like Matt Holland made a meeting here. You can see it. I never heard of it. the bar going and you can't stop it. Or it's too late, like Matt Hull and Edimini here. You can see it. I remember having a head up there. If a pen they can sign it. So, just don't worry, actually, Steph, because I know you were worried about this.

I actually read it. I read like, probably, let's be honest, there's maybe like 20, 30 signatures on the card. How many would you actually read? Barber says she would have gone through it and read each one. I would have read every single one. I would have read every single one. I would have read every single one.

I read like four. I'd read about four or five. And then I get the gist that I'm awesome and it's my birthday. People are taking the time to write a nice little message for you for your birthday. It takes longer to read than to write. That's not mean that's just science.

That's just a fact. Here's how I always feel. I feel like a gift is an obligation and once somebody gets the gift and gives the gift, that's you're done and everyone's happy. It doesn't really matter. It's like if someone gives you a gift you don't like, you don't have to pretend to use it when you get home, you throw it away.

It's just like a social contract that we have with one another. That being said, of the four I read, guess who's I read? Staff. Staff. There she called me a gigantic turd if I'm perfect. I think it's the biggest. The biggest, the biggest. So really, do you want to amend it right now and run the second biggest turn since you

got it? Well, I get to tell Shyam almost like every day, so I don't get to try. I think that's the only time that I really get to get away with telling Bernie. So, who do you think has the hardest job? And it's defining. Like you, Shyam or Ali. Ali. Really?

Oh yeah, for sure. I don't think you're a handful. Please, I'm a great one. I think all equally in different ways. In different way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Steph has to put up with everyone saying, why is Matt late all the time? Or where's Matt or who talked to Matt? Every person in the company. Yeah. I need to see Matt. I have to see Matt. I always feel guilty. I was like, I just need five minutes of his time. Can you help me?

It's like I go to Steph, like the mob boss to try to arrange some meeting with him. We have the only company in the world that I know of where everyone's individual and you helped me. It's like I go to Steph, like the mob boss to try to arrange some meeting with him. We have the only company in the world that I know of where everyone's individual problem, they go straight to the CEO. And then when I have a 30 minute discussion about it, but Shyam works for Ezra. Yes.

So he just was like, I bet Ezra just cancels shit all the time. That's what I, that's what I, that's what I, that's what I, that's what I, that's what I, that's what I, that's what I, I have a monthly one on one with Ezra, and I think I, are used to be weekly. And then it changed to biweekly and then changed to monthly. And now it's like twice a year. He's always like, Ezra is constantly putting out fires.

So he was, I went, I eat Monday lunch with sales every, since we've had Monday lunch basically. That's where you go. That's where I go. That's where I disappear off to. I go and I eat with them. And I guess now they have a Monday afternoon meeting with Ezra. so I'm sitting there and I and he walks in and I don't notice it's him until he's sitting next to me And he says what are you doing here? And I looked up and I was like what are you doing in here? And I was like oh shit

You're having a meeting. I should leave you don't know that sometimes I stick around Like he was surprised that you were in the meeting. Yeah, I was just eating lunch with them. Yeah, just hanging out. Yeah. So is that what this was? Mistake and identity? Just a little mistake.

I, now you should be only. Is the only one to tell me? Steph, do you have free reign? It's on the podcast. HR is legally not allowed. It's a fake one. You cannot be prosecuted for anything you say here. This is an HR free stuff.

Wait, how did you approach her after you read that? No, I heard through the grapevine. That's definitely was hunting down the car. From who? Who is this grapevine? Who's red in the room? I'm not gonna give away my grapevine. This is the safe zone. It's okay.

How did you figure out? Because you signed the car expecting it to be for Shiam. And then, my little bird. When in that process did you realize, oh, that was for Bernie. Yeah, what was the realization? Because you must have signed it, closed it. We go and sleep in the hour.

I'm like, oh, like that? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's, well, when I realized it was, it was too late. It was too late, it was too late. Like, like, like, what Sen has done. It's, that's just. Found some D, like, she kind of knew all along. And then, just feel like, come on.

She should read my message. Maybe kind of regret what it's yours. I can't even read through all these other ones. It's right in the middle. It's in black pen. So you should be able to see it. I don't think I signed my name next to what I wrote. You're the second biggest person right now. It's like the one that I just realized it. I'm sorry I did actually read it now.

Well, just you know, we've got... Yeah, Steph, just, you know, my reaction was when I saw it, I laughed and I thought it was really funny that she called me a turk. And then I to find out that she was a little bit concerned about it.

I told Matt actually before I told you. Did you? I did. He was so hard. You running in your fears? Oh, no. No, I would I'd done. I told him what I'd done.

And then he said, your father was hilarious. I'm working on something with Steph, which I don't know if I could say, you're just far as saying it. It's fine. Yeah, no, but it's just like, I don't want to ruin it.

So everybody keep this quiet. But Matt has this bowl of, like I said, everyone in the company has to meet with Matt all the time. He has this bowl of jar of jelly beans, jelly bellies, and she'll refresh it like every now and then. But it's like everybody puts their hands in this thing and like, you've got it. I'm one of the people by the way.

I mean, I do that. I do this. You're probably the only person. No, Ezra like eats them by the fistful too. So I want her at some point during the year to replace him with some of the like the weird flavored like barf and booger and just not saying anything to anybody so they can go in there. So it can be out there but we're just not gonna say why. You ever had that?

It makes it even better. Have you ever had those? I've had the ear wax one. They're whole. It's terrible. Yeah. When we were at the old congress office, we had, we were so cheap. We had a communal bag of trail mix that we would all eat out of.

Like one of those giant five pound bags from Costco and it was the same thing. We were like everyone would just stick their hand in and eat out of, like one of those giant five pound bags from Costco. And it was the same thing. We're like, everyone would just stick their hand in and eat out of it. When you got down to that last layer, it was like mostly like hand dust in there. Anyway, thank you for joining us. Yes. Thank you. We're all good. Everything's fine.

Provide deaf. Do you guys remember there was one time a giant glass bowl of Sour Patch Kids that was sitting in the kitchen. This probably was three years ago. Yeah. Long ago. Yeah. This was a long time ago Sour Patch Kids that was sitting in the kitchen. This probably was three years ago. That long ago? Yeah, this was a long time ago. It was free play. It was like early free play days.

And it was just Sour Patch Kids until it was just sugar. And everyone, every single person in this company would eat them. Meg turning bet me, I think, like $15 to eat it. The sugar sugar. The eating sugar. The remnants of. And it's not even sugar.

It's like the sour. Well, at that point, it was like, it had been white. It was like a slight grayish color. Oh, yeah. It'll pile a little bit sour in there. So you can't like taste the nastyness. What did you do with the $15? You know, I invested it.

Now I bought these shoes. And that's what I did. Those shoes were $15, $12. $12. So, gosh, she's a girl. What happens to the human body that we can't process that stuff as we get older? Like, as a kid, I would just do that. I would eat like the sugar at the bottom of a Sarah Page kids package.

Or like, I always remember I eat pretzels. And at the end of the pretzels, there's this mound of salt by the bag. And I would eat that. Like pretzels dust. Like the crumpled, like crumpled. Like it's in pretzel skins. Like in there, like some flakes. And I eat that too.

I just put up in the whole bag and eat the salt. Like crumpled salt. In a million years, I've never chewed that today. But now you just, you know that doesn't taste good. I think when you're younger, your taste buds aren't as refined, so you don't know, so you just eat it. Now you like, I need to grow. Yeah, at the end of a flight,

like if I'm eating my little bag of pretzels, and it's done, I always look around, and then just like, I'm like, he just looks at two pretzels in there, so you want to get whatever you can get out of it. Yeah, and the plain bag is like this big. Yeah, talking about like a big pretzels. I think it's maybe, like do you think it's because as a kid,

there's like two factors in that. One is your top that you need to finish your food by your parents like incessantly, every single meal, every drop of food. That's like grilled into your head as a kid. But also that you like, it's always a special treat to get a snack. So you wanna make the most of it.

So it's just like fuck. That's like it. I want these pretzels, I mean all of it. Classic bag too. Can we say what I'm doing tomorrow? Can I say that? I think so. Can I say?

Yeah. Why not? So tomorrow I'm going to be on Always Open with Ashley. And I want to bring this up. I want to bring up snacking. Okay. Because she's anyway, we're talking about it.

So in fact, I don't know you're doing always open right after. I wouldn't have. I wouldn't have. You do one at the same time as well. The always open episode won't air for a while. So we're good. It's secret. It's yeah, well, we won't talk about relationships

of stuff either tonight because you don't care about my life. Gus. No, I really don't. You really don't. Like, you just, you don't. It's like a birthday card. I see you and then I want to close it and put you in the trash.

You get the idea. It's like, yeah, I got the general gist of it. And then you have us who actually care about your well-being. Exactly. Like I made one with my theme song. I really thought you were like, it's like, I cleared it before I hit.

I cleared it with legal, we're okay. You're okay. You're gonna have a good work with it. That's really my job, I had to clear that. I didn't know you were gonna make it. I was like, I don't know, I don't know. I had to clear that, it's fine.

I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine.

I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine. I had to clear that, it's fine do not get to pull that card with me. It's too hot. It's a party, right? You got, yeah. It makes them sound regal. Yeah. I remember when we had one at 636, I've been here that long. Yeah.

Oh. That would like crackle. And it would be Patrick sitting in like the other little annex part. And you should like, you turn up the mics. Yeah. Can you move your mic? I remember Patrick Cuppey threw on that.

I think it'd be like, so like, like you didn't want to interrupt ever? Eric's just like, yo bitches, he has the deal. To be fair, while he didn't work for us, Eric has been annoying us since PACs of 2005. True, well, they always had the booth right next to us. Remember what you say? Is that Eric Ty could be there?

Is he gonna be there? Eric, did you have any idea how much I didn't like you back then? Absolutely. Back to them. Yeah. No, listen, when you first got hired, I went, they said they were going to listen to you hires. They said they said Eric, my doer,

and I said, from megastix-y-four, and they said, yeah, I go, what? I think that was my exact reaction. The day I got hired, I showed up. It was the podcast, and you said, what are you doing here? Yeah. I think like the majority of the podcast and you said, what are you doing here? Yeah. I think like the majority of the company

didn't know that you guys hired Eric. I could not have been more wrong. Eric has been a breath of fresh air, has taken the podcast to the next level. Oh, speaking of taking the podcast to the next level, we have an important update. It's a funny. Cody God is latter.

As people who watch the podcast a few weeks ago, no, Cody had an unsafe ladder and it's finally been replaced. And I autographed it for him. Wow. New ladder. Who do you get unsafe? Why were you using your ladder

today when you were setting up then? Because I haven't taken everything off the new. There's one sticker on it. He says he hasn't taken everything off of it. Do you want to see what's on it? Yeah. That one thing. No, Cody, he hasn't taken everything off of it. Do you want to see what's on it? Yeah. Look at that one thing. Okay. No, Cody, I'm with you.

I gotta take the labels. Every label off is something before I can use it. I use the ladder. Today, because I was taking it out, and now we're done with it. We're done with the old ladder. Okay. That's it. It's gone.

I used it one last time, parting farewell. I love that ladder. I'll miss it. It's great. It's a great ladder. And you only hear this thing. hear the new one because there's a sticker on the old one. No, I just that's not the reason the reason is because I had the old ladder set up. No, that's the stick. Wow. Let's go.

I love the guy said he has two hands to tear. Thank you. Three. The one is your efforts. Cody, how can I see one more question? Yeah, sure. Why didn't you sign my birthday card? What's wrong? Why didn't you give me? Why would I you sign my birthday card? What's wrong? Why would I give you my birthday card?

No one gave it to me. Yes, but you should send it out. Just seek it out. Yeah, just ask if there's always end. There you go. This is gonna be a good message. What Dean did unsafe. I have very popular.

So we had to get a hold of it. When we were doing the war on Christmas, I saw him adjusting the lights and I saw it rattling. And I was like, that doesn't seem like that safe. You should probably replace it. And it took that, I told him at that time to replace it. And it took this long for him to actually replace it. His argument was, he didn't have a car to go get it

from the store and bring it here. That was not my store. You know what I'm saying? You said every time. You have a truck you could have bought. I told him you could just get it from Amazon. I told him, I looked it up on this like it's a prime item that was not the sole argument I was just saying that it was difficult to get it here. I had a ship here. It's ship that's what I said

I did it. I did the thing Yeah, buying a ladder stuff because then how do you get it home? It's always tough. Yeah So I was like how do you get it home? It's always tough. Yeah, got a trash can. Why don't we get a car? So it's like, how do you throw away a trash can? Get a bigger trash can. And put it in with a little trash can in the big one. They don't take trash cans, although I had to say, and also we have the brown bin for rubbish,

and then we have the blue recycling bin, which for some reason they only collect once every other one so it still makes no fucking sense to me. But one day I went down and my blue trash can was gone. And I was like, somebody stole my fucking trash can. So I called 3-1-1. And I said, my trash can was stolen, and he knew recycling bin.

And they go, oh no, there's something wrong with our trucks. Every now and then, it'll just pick one up and throw it in with the rest of everything. So I'm like, okay, can I get one back to go? Yeah, but there's a charge. I'm like, you just told me. And they're like, yeah, okay, okay, it's fine. charge. I'm like, you just told me and they're like, yeah, okay, okay, it's fine.

So they actually gave me two. So now I have two recycling bins, which seems like, why don't they just do it every week? It's like, could you put both out now then? I do put both out, okay. I order way too much Amazon stuff. Yeah. My neighbor and I have the same situation you do,

where one of ours got taken, and now we have three between the two of us, and we've both tried calling the city independently and tell them we have one too many recycling bins. We don't know which of us this is allocated to, but you need to come and get it, and they will not take it. They make money from the recycling stuff.

They don't care. Yes, they just leave it. So now it's like, all right, we just got this extra one that we split it. We put it between our houses. It's like, if we fill up our recycling bin, we go to the overflow one. That was actually the person's remedy on the phone to me

was they thought I wanted a trash can. That was money from recycling. Like, oh no, you won't give you as many as you want. Yeah. How often do you guys do compost? Compost? Or like, do you actually fill up that trash can? I haven't gotten mine yet. Oh. They're still rolling that out.

Yeah, are they? Can I say something? I don't like throwing meat. Like, especially with keto, you end up eating a lot of meat But then sometimes you just like there's like a little bit of ground beef left And you don't eat it and then it's like the meat goes bad I literally cannot make myself throw that away What do you do with it? I put it out and there's I live in a place where there's like raccoons and foxes and stuff

And I put a little camera on it and I film the film the animals eating the meat But I literally can't throw away meat. I cannot do it. I feel like this like, isn't it weird, right? It's weird. Should I get over that? Probably. Maybe, right? You're encouraging wild animals.

Right. It's bad ideas. It is a bad idea. Yeah. And it's just- Just due to a neighbor you don't like. It usually just possums and raccoons, although I did see a fox one time.

And I thought you- What did it say? Wow, 2014? 2014. It was a 2014. 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, 24th, Catcher to up it. Catcher doing a stupid thing where they both will eat each other's food and that's it. It's like you have kitten food, you have nutmeg has indoor age-defying formula. Or something like that. I was just trying to keep her skin young. I don't know what it is. It sounds like some of you see the cosmetics counter.

But now they're switched. Now, I don't know. Not making kitten food seems like a bad idea. Do you ever feed nutmeg nutmeg? No. That would kill her, wouldn't it? I don't know. They take that in prison when they can't get heroin.

Do it? They take nutmeg? No, you never read the autobiography of Malcolm X? How do you take nutmeg? Like, you take it like heroin? Like, you shoot it? I think I'm a crazy. Is that how you take heroin?

I don't know. You snored it, right? You smell it? Do you, Eric? What do you do to heroin? You shoot it, right? How do you take heroin, Eric? You can snored it, but you can inject it.

It just doesn't last as long if you inject it, but you get way higher. I prefer my heroin. To be clear, and to be clear, I didn't say it was a good idea. I just gave you the facts. Yeah. I mean, it's like, it's what people who went to prison for heroin do while they're in prison. So I get to give anything lower than that. That's like that rock bottom. And then somehow the rocks all collapsed and you fell into a sinkhole that was filled with shit

Basically, no, it's not making no make just seems so innocent Maybe it's because there's a cat named nothing probably I associate that to So it gets like a holiday spice right yeah, no, no, no, they don't make it pumpkin spice Well, no mega me when you've ever ever run a nutmeg except like with eggnog? Where's what's nutmeg a big feature in? You cook, what do you use nutmeg in? I don't fucking know, I don't bake. That's the nutmeg you say baking.

But today we were having a meeting and stab. I don't know if you see it. He was talking about how his dad put cinnamon on enchiladas. I can see it. That might be tasty. I can see it. Cinnamon? It's like a little bit of sweet with a little bit of savory. Cinnamon? and then Chaladas. I can see it. That might be tasty. I can see it.

Cinnamon? It's like a little bit of sweet with a little bit of savory. Cinnamon? I could dig it. It's actually like a mole. Yeah. Well then we realized what he was describing

was just flautas. Say it again. Floutas. Oh yeah. Do you like that? I can't, my mouth can't do it. It's like, yeah, it's like saying Florida. But you have to like, you were saying it like

with a bit of an accent like, float that, float that, float that, float that. You're making it weird, it's not weird. You have a weird hard TA at the end there. No, I get what Barbara's saying. It's a lot of times. You try. Flout is?

Flout is. That's it. Flout is. Flout is. Yeah, the flout us, that's it. Flout us. Flout us. Flout us. Flout us. Flout us. You see that, uh, that arrow Mexico ad. I love it. That, uh, they, they went to a, a small town in Texas. They asked people if they wanted to go to Mexico, they all said no, then they did a DNA test on them. And whatever percent Mexican they were, that's what percent off they got on their flight to Mexico. It's perfect.

Wow. It's such a good idea for a video. I loved all the people who were like, what, that's bullshit. Oh, it's great. It's not a marathon. Where's like the guy there, they're like, sir, do you like tequila?

Yes. Do you like burritos? Yes. Do you want to go to Mexico? No. Do you like Mexico? No. Yeah.

But what do I get with barbers getting out here too? Because a lot of Mexican Americans, Spanish Americans, we'll have no accent whatsoever until they get to certain words. Right. Specifically, I always think like on a one. No, like one yet. Well, I say that too. I think that's just one.

I think on news reporters. I die. They'll go through the whole outro for their news report like reporting live from the double on the Dovar. Yeah. That will immediately like drop into this like super heavy accent when they say their own name. Yeah, and cities too, it happens to cities. Cities, yeah.

Or would you say one? There's an anchor in El Paso who will be like, oh, and bus will Texas. Yeah, wait, what? There was a video we did for pizza hut many years ago where I think Gus said something about jalapenos or something, but he said it like jalapenos. Like you're just talking normally and then you just dropped it a Mexican accent for jalapenos.

But it makes sense because it's a Spanish word. So that actually makes sense. Like I wonder if there's an equivalent to that for the US. Like what? Like you don't say beaver weird or moose. Oh, fuck it. Do you say mountain? Do you say like is it like? Like what like you don't say beaver weird or moose You say mountain Specifically a Canadian word that we don't use in other English Hozer that's a good. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Hozer Poutine while on the subject Spanish. Yeah, hozer. Yeah. That's a good one. Hoseer. Poutine?

A lot more on the subject of Spanish. Yeah, I mean some Canadians say poutine, but that's more like a French word. Is there a French word to be able to say that? I don't know. Can you imagine someone in France eating poutine though? You know, like you're going to Paris and you're going, I'll have the poutine. What is this trash bag over here?

You know, it's like most of the food is named for regions in France, like champagne comes from champagne. I like the idea that there's a Poutine France, it's just a trailer park. And it's all these like French toasts and like white tank tops smoking. It's like eating French fries with gravy. Originally from the French word pudding for pudding. Yeah, yeah. And then it became Poutine in Canadian French.

Which a lot of people think is like some sort of sexual slang. Well, because there's poutine. Like, what's your breather in my poutine? Like you're, why can't I think of the actual word that's dirty? For what? It's like, it sounds like poutine. Pussy. Poon.

Poon is the one. That's the one. Trying to help, you're gonna pop that pussy. I'm trying, I'm trying to help. Ioon is the one. That's the one. You're gonna pop that pussy. I'm trying to help. I'm trying to help. But while we're in the subject of Spanish words, I saw something today which reminded me of something that I forgot that I was angry about. Oh, so someone put out an error.

Do we have it? They put out a promo piece for the new Toy Story movie. Toy Story 4. The one that's not just them in like the circle. Nope, it's like a still image. Oh, okay. And it features a character that I've always been upset about, like what the fuck happened to,

they can show it, well, people. And so they did a promo today showing the story of vote people, it's gonna be told. Oh. And I looked at it, I thought, I looked at it and I thought, oh, like the way she's holding the, wait, but that's Barbie. The, well, no, Barbie took a, I think a more prominent role.

Oh, wait. That's Barbie. I think. Well, she's got a Shepherd's hook. That's Barbie's outfit though, the blue with the pink belt. Maybe I got thrown out because of the Shepherd's hook, but people are tweeting and they go, oh, Bernie, you're finally gonna find out what happened to Bo Peep. It's totally Bo Peep.

I mean, it's her, isn't she? It's Bo Peep's hook and hat thing and Kate maybe. I was gonna say I can't even say. And hats. We're down the rabbit hole. No, that is Bo Peep. Okay, no, it looks like Barbies. That's supposed to be the next picture.

And Bo Peep's in it, right? But I got like, But it looked like Barbie because that's what Barbie is. It does look like Barbie. But she's holding her hook in such a way that I got like a strong ruby vibe from like this. She's obviously like some kind of been on some kind of action adventure with her shepherds hook slash siphon. And then I got reminded that I think Pixar stole a joke from us, Gus.

You know what joke I think they stole from us? No. Do you remember? They remember it was a toy story three. Do you remember? We heard right? Do you remember that Buzz Lightyear got stuck on the Spanish setting?

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. I'm convinced that they took that from us. Because I even watched that scene today to make myself angry again because that's what I'm gonna have. Don't even have a switch to toggle back and forth. Yeah, but when that movie come out versus.

It's totally unmotivated. Like it's like they literally just did it to do a joke where the toy little machine gets stuck on the Spanish settings. Oh, it came out years, years, years later. Toy Story 3. After the RBB episode. Yeah, like 2010. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Toy Story 3. Seven, eight years later. So even before they would have begun production. Also, that's why I got confused. This is Barbie. She wears a blue jumpsuit with a pink belt, which is what I thought from afar. That's what I can kind of look at with the shoes.

I thought Barbie would have like heels. Yeah. Interesting. Size. No, you sure are furious about it. It's been mad. Yeah. Damn you, Pixar. You definitely stole it.

Well, look, when they fucking crib shit from slow mo guys for Star Wars movies, they at least acknowledge it. Yeah. Come on. Where's my name in the credit? Come on. Your name. What do you come out of me?

I'm the Hispanic guy and it was a Spanish guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where's John? Well, you read this, you'll get John in the side card. I wasn't talking to those stuff. That's what I was gonna do. But I'm just, you know. What I'm gonna remind everyone, this absolute Ristik podcast is brought to you by Squarespace.

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I'm moving. I'm moving. Yeah. Because John, I wanted to bring John on. Because he's the only person who's seen it. I haven't seen it. But I hear the movie. I hear the movie glass is being not as well received as the fanboys

of Unbreakable have built it up to be over the years. Am I saying that correctly, John? Yeah, it's probably because it's not a good movie. Where you were, you were a fan of Unbreakable. Yeah, it's what about the split? It's a lot of time. Split as well? Yeah, split was a great break in the...

Ha! Ha! In the Unbreakable. Unbreakable. Run of M Night, really M Nighting all of his movies for about five, six, seven years. I think I can say now the glasses out. Did you hear how that I got spoiled on split? It's not the glass. The glass. Now that Mr. Glass the movie is the mug out yet. Glass. How do you glass? I just split it spoiled free. So we were going to watch split and I kept,

you know, appearing about it, and it's like, a people kept saying, oh, if you're an M night channel and a fan, just go see it, that's it, just go see it. And I was like, okay, I keep hearing this, I should go see it. Nothing about the movie got spoiled for me. Two weeks after it comes out on home video, I saw it, like, on the row on Xbox.

I thought, oh, let's watch Split, and Ashley goes, oh yeah, I've heard good things about it, let's watch it. So literally, I hit play, and she goes, and she goes, and it's cool, this is in about it. Let's watch it. So literally I hit play and she goes, she goes, and it's cool, this is in the Unbreakable Universe. And I went, what? Like literally as we started the movie, she gave away the big twist of the movie,

which now- Oh, it wasn't advertised as that? Not at all. No, it's like, and I think it's like a post-credits scene, you know? It is like a post-credits scene. Yeah, or close to it. It's almost like that,

but it kind of like wraps the whole movie up to where it makes sense. But glass was obviously market it as being And if your game's Mackaboy, yeah, so the Bruce will sleep for two hours. Is it what? Bruce Wilson's entire movie in glass like I don't know if he's awake He's pretty sleepy and unbreakable. Well, no, okay, so I think I'm just saying character wise It seems to me right. Yeah, and I think unbreakable is a, no, okay. So I think I'm just saying character wise, it seems to me. Right. And I think Unbreakable is a slow burn movie where he plays a, there's like, there's this really,

you know, soft line between playing a subtle character and just flat out like, I think he just showed up. And I don't think Bruce really wants to do movies very much anymore, but he likes to pay checks. And so he just like, I'll show up. And then he does, he technically reads his lines when they get him a line. Total conjecture on your part,

by the way, that man is American. Yeah, I will say the budget for glass was $20 million. That's it. Yeah, which is pretty low. This is a blue house thing. And that's blue house for a format. Oh, God. It's a little budget for a film with, you know,

the stars that has in it. Yeah, you think that would just be the- Simon Jackson, Bruce Williams, and Michael, yeah. Yeah, and and night would just be Jackson Bruce Williams. Yeah, yeah. And and night. I mean, because and split was bloom house as well. Split was low budget as well. And so they they stay in the same production company.

And bloom house doesn't make high budget films. Am I going to have to listen for the next 10 years to fanboys now saying that M night shaman didn't have enough money to properly explore his vision? No, fuck that. He had like less money for split and pulled off. Glass isn't bad because of low budget. Glass is bad because M. Knight didn't have a good third story but he thought he did.

And but in the end, he M. Knight, the whole thing, and fuck it up in the end. Glass is good until you hate it, and you will hate it. Yeah, it's like, it starts off like, what does that mean? It means that it starts off like giving you what you're hoping for, and then proceeds to, I mean, I think what you're hoping for with glass is that you've got these three main characters of, you know, Mr. Glass and David Dunn and Kevin.

Mr. Glass, Mr. Split and Mr. Kent, can't die. Split. You're like, you're finally gonna have them all in this same world and then the movie goes, here they are for five seconds together and then we're gonna separate them into a hospital for about an hour and a half. All right, all right, and they're not gonna interact

with each other. Well, the whole thing too about the James McIntyre character and maybe they worked it out and it was- Mr. Split. Mr. Split. Mr. Split. Call him by his proper Christian name. Dr. Split.

Dr. Split's his dad. Yeah. Yeah. Split man. Split man. He kind of threw off the whole thing with Unbreakable was that the Mr. Glass existed because the unbreakable guy existed. Like they were like Yin and Yang.

Then you got like the third guy who does everything to do with either one. He, okay, so I'm not gonna spoil anything, but M Night tries to expand on that and tries to explain more. By having characters with no personalities? Now that's what carries a personality. That's a trick, it's a joke.

Yeah. Oh, that's right, someone on personalities. That's a trick to joke. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Someone devoid of, yeah. Now, it's just the movie gets boring pretty quickly. Sarah Paulson is amazing actress who monologues like every five seconds in this movie. So it's a lot of her just talking to the camera and she deserves John.

I'd like to think she deserves more than that, maybe a little bit more dynamic to the movie that she's in. But yeah, and then he just tries to like do this. It's not a spoiler, say he tries to do a twist at the end. That's the name night thing he does, and it's bad. Also, there's a lot of really distracting things about it, like the woman who plays Samuel Jackson's mom, I believe the actress is actually younger than Samuel Jackson.

That makes sense. And so they had to really age her for this one, because they had an age her for Unbreakable, but they had a really age her for this. It's got bad age makeup, the entire movie. It's super distracting. Every time she's on screen. That's only $20 million.

What can you do? She's about to do her own makeup. I can't think. She probably did herself. Just want to point out, $20 million budget made money. Made a lot of money. $100 million. $162 million worldwide.

That's just, that's funny. That is, let me do my math on that. That is profitable. That is profitable. Yeah, I mean, that's, that's, that's Blue House though. Is Blue House makes low budget films that usually are about a, like 10 to 20 million dollar budget,

or even less like 5 million, and then they make, you know make $100 million around there. That's their entire format. That's a good format to have. It's a very good format. It is working for them quite well. Yeah, I was in a blue house production but I was in one of the 9 out of 10

that don't take off. Well, that's where it is. It's a format that works because then you get burning one that flops and then you have nine more that Carrie Bernie's shitty movie. That's exactly right. That's how they're talking to paycheck. They're gonna paycheck.

I still get these like little as being part of the screen actor's guild, which we recently had their awards. I get these residual checks. Oh, did you get a war for it? So no, no. No, the coolest thing is how I get screeners to stuff. And fucking Max took one of my screeners.

That's illegal. He didn't you, I should have called a cop. I had it on the desk and I get screeners to stuff. And fucking Max took one of my screeners. That's the legal. He didn't you, I should have called a cop. I had it on the desk and I said, we should watch these. And Max was like, I will love to watch this without you and you walked away with my screener for vice. You can call it cops. I mean Max is a very sneaky and fast individual.

I'm not surprised you could not get the screener from him. I'm gonna spoil something for you. What? You also have digital screeners, I foie gras. Of what? That movie you just said voice. Oh, I can go online and look at it.

Yeah. Are you in tech? Yeah. Okay. When did you join after? Lazy stream after? A lot of us. At midnight. At midnight. I think it was a yeah. Yeah, it wouldn't let me go on stage at that midnight. That was me too.

I think I'm on the threshold of meaning to join. Yeah, it happens. Yeah. So stick it to the man. You need to get people, fuck you guys. Do you want me to say anything else that's gonna piss off people who like glass? Because a lot of people don't like it.

You're saying it, I'm not saying it. I listen, there's a lot of people who enjoyed it. And I don't think it's wrong that you enjoy the movie. It's obviously a subjective format. But in my opinion, he was doing it well. He was running and then he tripped and fell hard in this movie. Yeah, fell hard into like $140 million. Hey, it's obviously a really defiant movie.

I don't know how much money a drastic world falling kingdom made. A lot, okay. I'm looking to make a money. I'm looking to glass up on Rotten Tomatoes. The Rotten Tomatoes score is 36%. Yes. But the audience score is 76%.

It's obviously like, it's a big split. I will say this. It's boiler. The, I will say this, that even if you didn't like the movie, are you happy that it made money? Do you want to see more unbreakable universe movies? If they don't let M Night write it. Wow.

Take away, he created this world. You're duplicating him. Yeah, and, you know, there's some good stuff that came out of that from George. What have you got $100 million? If what? What have you made? you got $100 million? If what? Wait, if you made it, it got $100 million. You can really up like the visual effects budget.

So, the guy who doesn't get hurt gets really not hurt. I think the trilogy is, he really gets hurt. They drop an evil sometimes. A lot of water. No, I think the trilogy was all that I wanted. Like, I think that's a good number. If you do have a good franchise to end on, like same thing with like John Wick,

I hope they end it on Parabulum, and don't make John Wick 457-912, that kind of thing. Um... Why not? It's like, John Wick's like fast and furious for bullets. Right. Who cares? You don't go because of like the narrative arc.

It's like, b- taking Bernie's sound effects. Don't effect fully of a gun. Someone take Bernie's sound effects for the gun and put it over a clip from Don Wick. Or the three-lippin' kind of Bernie's sound effect. I swear, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, the gun sounds like,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you're gonna duck, yeah, I'm still not duck doing it. It's like the sub-screen gun in Halo 2. No, what I'd much rather have is that you've got these talented filmmakers who obviously have a good story to tell, tell the story, and then move on to another cool new story to tell because I think you have talent and ability.

I'd rather you move on to something interesting. Okay. As we should right now on the podcast. All right, yeah. Yeah, the only person who isn't on the podcast officially is the only person who's seen this movie. So thank you, John, for weighing in the glass. I know a lot of people are curious about it.

Yeah, I'll get a lot of. It also is on Twitter. Thanks, John. Love you. I'll take some heat off John right now. It is also the one thing, and I know you should never do this when people don't like something that you try to convince other people not to like it. The one thing I think I have like that is probably unbreakable.

All my friends think unbreakable is this incredible match. I love unbreakable. I know everyone does. Andbreakable is this incredible match. I like unbreakable. I know everyone does. And I'm like the one person's like, what are you explaining this to me? It's like, I think you and I have been arguing about this for 20 years. I think when we work at the call center.

Yes. Some people enjoy certain movies and some people don't enjoy certain movies. Exactly. What? So John cannot like glass and he'll be okay. But the fact that I don't like unbreakable will probably, I'll probably be eating Matt on Twitter for like the next two

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I needed a saw. So I went to Home Depot, pulled up, parked my car, and thought, fuck, I left my wallet at home. I thought, maybe they'll take Apple Pay. If they take Apple Pay, I've got my phone, I can get in fine. Walk up to the door, and at the door at Home people, they have like Visa, a Mastercard, like they're the method to payment they take,

and the Apple Pay was not on there, but it said PayPal. They said, okay, that's weird, but I can pay with PayPal. So I go in and the first thing, So unlike you, okay. The first thing I do, I go to the register and I say, there's no one in line.

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Stuck it on different businesses. So then yeah, I was like, all right, well, I'm gonna go on and say, save my stuff. I'll be back. I have to drive home, get my wallet, come back. And she's like, oh, I scanned everything and I've got a ticket for you. So you don't have to scan it all again.

Now we can just scan this ticket and it'll scan me. So that's really nice of you. Oh, thanks for saving me 12 seconds. I'm can just scan this ticket and it'll scan me. It's like, oh, that's really nice. So you're saying we 12 seconds. It's like, I'm a 30 minute detour. I didn't scan. It didn't work. No, I didn't scan it. So I'm just scanning it over and over.

I was like, I'll just take it. I was like, I'll just go to the self checkout. Let me do it. So PayPal might have issued a credit card at some point. And maybe if it was listed with other credit cards, there might be a PayPal credit card. Maybe that's an option for you. Yeah, because how would you do it otherwise?

I don't know. I was giving them their email address. Yeah. What kind of people? People's email. You get home and realize you're still logged in. Maybe let's just charge and shit on your PayPal account. Nightmare.

A credit card makes the most sense. Because I know like Venmo's coming out like your credit card. I think they really can use it. Venmo's just PayPal, you know, right? Well, it's Venmo is coming out like your credit card. I really can use it. You know, Venmo's just PayPal, you know, right? Well, it's Venmo is PayPal to fool millennials. It's PayPal for millennials. Because they determine millennials hated PayPal.

Is it like an old person thing? Oh, it isn't the same. It's like a hot, Venmo is PayPal. Well, I mean, the interface is different. Yeah, PayPal credit card. With a master card. That's a master card. That is true.

It's also prepay. That's fucking weird.. That is true. It's also prepaid. That's fucking weird. This doesn't make sense at all. It's fucking weird. Maybe you could order it through the PayPal website to get prepaid. You get PayPal points. Also, you can use to Venmo each other.

Also, it's like, this is an old person thing. I couldn't imagine anything I want less in a financial application than for it to publicly post my transition. But it's so fun though. Yeah, but that's fucking weird, dude. I love reading other people. Oh yeah.

I know you do, really. But you're really hard to go on this. I love reading other people's financial. When you get bored, you're going Venmo. Yeah. When you've exhausted all other options, guys. When you're on the poil it. Belly mains, hey, blame Gibson.

Yeah, I bet I bet I have probably some good ones. Let's see. I'm looking at some electricity. Yeah. Okay. The emojis are always fun. Last time I talked about Venmo, I'm really got to request Barbara, or blame gave me a buck and Barbara requested 10,000.

No, I requested one dollar. I said, hold on, I'll find it for you. I think Kristen Marist or somebody else came in and it was like, wanted like $10,000. I can't find it, but I remember, I sent you a message through Venmo requesting $1 and it said, can I have Blaine's dollar? Oh, Blaine gave me dollar, then you wanted the dollar

and then later on, if he asked for $10,000. Oh, I think it's, yeah. Which is like, it's like yes or no. It's like, I was like, pushing no, I was like, so slow. I wish I could decline something because I've been accidentally sent money before by someone. I don't know if they typed in the wrong name or something.

And then you have to send the money back to them because once they send you the money, it's out there. Yeah, you have to send it back. Yeah. I mean, morally you should. But there's no way to be like, this is not for me to decline this sending of money. You have to then pay them.

In March of last year, someone sent me $3.65. And you don't know them. No idea. It was probably meant for a different gust of rola. So. $3.65? Yeah. You guys are real in the TV.

Like you're pulling off a diamond height. You're coming out over there. There's a real TV by so slowly. There you go. But the Gen X equivalent of that, of like seeing the Venmo feed. It's so weird to me. Is, is the equivalent of that is we would write each other checks and we'd put stupid shit in the memo field.

Yes. Like, you'd write somebody a check for 20 bucks and it's like, four. And drop a shirt of a dick. But, haha. Or something like that. That's the equivalent of that. And I would always be worried when I'd go cash a check. I forget who was.

It might have been Jeff wrote me a check. And he wrote in the memo field, this is like four tax evasion. And I'm like, what is that on a check? Because I just was convinced it was gonna go badly. I saw someone on Venmo the other day, right for drugs. Yeah.

And I was like, I don't know if you're being serious, but if you are, you probably shouldn't be writing that publicly on Venmo. Probably not. Probably, probably a joke. Probably about you though. Even if it is a joke, I probably said some questionable things on Venmo.

Oh man, I think Peter Hase has already made a John Wick clip with you. Yes! Oh did I do the, did I do the gun sounds that over John Wick? I can tell. Oh that sounds like Oscar winning fully worked to me. I hope you're paying attention to the Academy.

We have a clip for you. For your consideration. I just sent it over to those guys. I see if they get it up there. So you can see the attention to the Academy as we play. Five seconds from John Wick. Yeah.

That work. On the podcast. Are we allowed to play that kind of stuff? I think it's from a trailer. OK. So it's fine. It's fair use. that kind of stuff? I think it's from a trailer. Okay, so it's fine It's fair use. We're making something new out of it. Yeah, right? Is that it? It's fair if I use it. Uh-oh. That's how that's what it means, right? Yeah

Hey, I played you guys fine. I'll play this because it's fucking super scary You don't like super scary games Ashley doesn't either. I don't know if you do mario anybody playing Resident Evil 2 No, I played it for a very little bit. I don't know if you do Mario. Anybody playing Resident Evil 2? No. I played it for a very little bit. I've been too busy with other stuff. Two things I hate in video games are when the camera is bad and you can't see shit or like the camera goes behind walls and stuff.

I just hate a bad camera in a video game. Yeah. I also hate being ammo poor. And for this Resident Evil remake, I feel like they switched bad cameras. They got rid of the bad camera, which it wasn't even probably had. It wasn't even a worse camera. Intentionally the worst camera is ever.

We did a whole immersion about it. But then they swapped that out for a bad ammo. Like they just, I'm constantly out of ammo in that game. I can't do horror games because I'd rather watch a horror movie than play a horror game because at least with a movie you're just, you're out of control for it. So you just need to like observe and you could close your eyes and choose not to look. But for a game, you have to be actively playing

and making decisions. You just get close, but your eyes and press the buttons. But then if you have to like, you have to lock somewhere, like turn a corner and you're just like, I'm trying not to look, but you have to because you gotta know where you're going. You're just saying like the jump scares.

Yeah. I always remember you reviewed games. I'd love to see like a box quote from Maryl. Just close your eyes and push the button. Yeah. Okay, 10 out of 10, Resident Evil 2. But you know, you should never do bar, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

Never play a horror game on VR. That, no. Fucking terrible. Yes, you really have to pay me. Yeah, we did a few of those on free play. We did a slender man on free play. We did. Slender Man. And we did.

Zombie ones are bad. Arizona sunshine. Yeah, I just like zombies coming at you. It's the worst. Can't do it. What else do you guys do? I can't remember what. There was another one that was like amazing.

It was like four or five different levels. And I remember they made me play the clown one. Oh, terrifying. But I know the Thunder Man one was fucking terrifying. You guys all played that game. It was like the demo game that everyone was playing at one point. It got my god. Pussy.

Sorry. Yes, that's the one. I'm just trying to help. I don't know, I don't think I'll be able to remember the name of it, but it was like you have to go through a door down like a whole way into. PJ, P T, PTT, PTT. PJ, I don't know.

What's the reason? What's the reason? What is PTT? What is PTT? For psychological thriller. Is that what it is? Yeah. Okay.

She really makes that up though. It's not like PTT from PTSD. I have no idea. Post-traumatic, post-traumatic. That was really quick. Pretty traumatic. You should improv the ad reads. That was really quick. Pretty traumatic. You should improv the ad reads. Maybe you'd get them right then.

No, but I can't redo it. I can't redo it. We'll just give you props. That's it. But I played that game. That was a horror. Yeah, we turned around and there's a thing behind you. Yeah, a playable.

A playable teaser. Oh, oh, is this? That's what he's supposed to be said for. I don't know. So scary. It's like a little thrill over a skin. Yeah, the baby crying. Yeah. And It's like a lot of thrill over it. It's good though. Yeah.

The baby crying. Yep. And it's like all mangold and stuff. Mm-hmm. You think you would like that though? Because Barbara does a perfect baby crying. You know what I'm saying? I do.

Do you really? She does. You never heard of her? You have a lot of hidden talents. I've started fighting. I don't know if I would call it a talent. Good. She can do it.

I don't like it. I don't a talent. Good, she can do it. Oh, I don't like it. Ah! Ah! I don't like the face you make when you do it. Ah! Ah! Ah! Don't look at me side-eyed when you do that.

Look at you just ate a baby. Ah! You gotta close your throat, so it's like. Ah! So you gotta smush it. Exactly. You're also a really good dancer. Really? Aren't you she? What? You're Exactly. You're also a really good dancer. Really?

Are you she? Yeah. What? You're like, you're little pup blocks that you're doing. Oh, let me draw up a sick beat for you, Barb. You can do it to this song. You can totally do it to this song. You can do it.

I think a room, there's a table and everything. I, he's gone, damn it. I'm so sorry. I hate you, Maryl. I'm never on the podcast again. Oh, we got this. For the audio listeners, I'm very sorry. I Again for the audio listeners I'm very sorry you're not gonna get a chance to see barbers When she's gonna break it down for it. I dropped a 10 out. Oh All right, give me a beat. Oh, here you want to be

Come on, it's gonna run out of batteries Look at this! Where did I go? Where did I go? My favorite part of it? Whenever I do a dance, it's always... Look at our go! And it's Merrill just like... Up on the saw. Oh, it's in the background. My favorite part of that is the broadcast booth.

Basically, he said, What's the worst angle to show a dance from? What can we possibly do? We're not just doing straight overhead guys. Oh, that one. Oh, we had the- Just right under. Very artistic though. Very artistic. You first did that I think on the holiday short that we shot. Yeah.

Someone said to do it while making the baby song. It was very impressive. It was really good. Yeah, you did it when we were on the holiday short when it was like Miles versus Jeremy, like capitalism versus family cheer. Family at cheer. And it was started doing it.

We had the lasers and everything. Yeah, and I can't remember. We were just like, Oh, what? I'm gonna go pitch. Yeah. I was sliding around on the floor too, because I'd thought so.

You're great. That's a fun day. I had free play flashbacks. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. The other day, because I think it was, it came out, right? The Genlock, the Genlock RT life where they did the cosplay,

but yeah. And then they ended up wrestling at the end of it. And it's like, anytime anybody does like any kind of wrestling or anything I don't like just because the sumo wrestling thing. Yeah, I did and it's like I was like we got to be careful all this stuff and everything And there were helmets and everything and fucking Meg still fucking banged her head. And I think about that to this day, man. It's crazy. Yep. Yeah. We actually had a professional wrestler come in as well. Johnny Mundo, he was wrestling for,

all the L-Rayshow, I came to know what it was called. They had a good gender group. There you go. We've had a great time here. Who would know that? Oh, I appreciate it. But Johnny Mundo came in about the mic now. Narell, who's happy about the mic.

Thanks. Eric. Yeah, no, he came in and taught Ryan some wrestling moves. Yeah. And we were very afraid of that because we didn't know. And that was after the, because I was at a chaotic, is that why you were afraid of it?

Both, yeah. Yeah, he's like, you fucking got a screw loose or something. You guys did a lot of stun some of the jokes. We did a lot of dangerous things. That was antics, man. It was like, it was antics. That was, I remember when Meg pitched a couple of different

times, right? You guys came in and pitched it. And yeah, it was like, she just wanted to do something that was like fun and antics and really high energy and everything like that. She made a tweet that she wants to come back and work, or not that she would come back and work at RoosterDee.

Can that be cool? We should forget something about that. We should do free play. Listen, I'll tell you what, you know, free play is a show that we all really love and it got views that would be really great today on YouTube. But I'm very reticent to reboot fan favorites.

Oh yeah. You know, just because I think we've been down that road a couple different times. Hmm. You know, so. Well, we are talking about something tomorrow that. Well, we are. I'm so it's like. Goes against what you're saying.

A little bit here and there. A little bit here and there. I mean, GMO for individual shows. Oh, God. Individual shows. I'm like, you know, that even goes for like people to come and talk to me all the time about emerging and things like that. It's like, yeah, maybe that's just in our past, you know, yeah.

I'll tell you something. We got to get better at Peter Hayes. You got his start making gifts on free play. Hey, you're welcome, Peter Hayes. Is it true? I got you a job. Let's see those marial gifts, Peter. Oh, that's not.

So that's your best marial gifts from free play days. Oh, man. You chugging that milk. Chugging the milk, literally throwing up. Yeah, on camera. You're a rocky horror picture show for somewhere on those fake lashes. Oh, God, the shutter shade lashes.

Mm-hmm. I, I think things have changed here. We're talking about like broadcast stuff and free life whatnot. And when Rupert Keith was a much smaller company, we were a much meaner company. You know, when it was just those of us in the apartment, we'd constantly put each other down

and make fun of each other and whatnot. I remember one time I spit in Jeff's face and shoved him over the top of a video game. A couple of weeks ago, we had food before the podcast over here. It was like tonight, we had a homestylized pizza over there. And we were all standing around. It was getting pizza.

Michael, Michael Inblad got the last slice of pizza out of a box. And he put the pizza on his plate. And instead of leaving the empty box there like an animal, he picks up the empty box and goes, where does this go? Where should I put this? And I looked at him and I said,

into trash, you idiot. And everybody in broadcast went, whoa, whoa, come down. Not Michael, not to Michael. He's a nice, he's a saint. That's like yelling in a golden retriever. I felt bad. I was like, where the fuck am I working?

He's like, in this way I'm envisioning this is you say that and everyone is around you saying that except for Cody who's up on the ladder going, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't do that. Shaking. Barbara does, she doesn't, she bullies me in certain ways. Wow, really? Oh God. Wow.

Speaking of bullying. Be a wow. I'm not going to bull you over. This goes to you. TBT. I like that. Wouldn't you over this. T.B. T.B. T.B. T.B.

T.B. T.B. I like that. When you're here, that's cool. Yeah, we literally just got a gigantic box van. We're blowing it in our faces. I tell you, you do it. Maybe magic.

Yeah, maybe magic. Barbara, I will be eating like tubawears or something. I will be eating tubawears. I will be eating out of a tubawears. Barbara always comes by. She's like, hey, how's it going? What's up? And just like knocks out on my fucking hands.

Yeah. There was something that you did to me the other day. I don't know if you want to talk about it. Yeah, I could talk about it. Um, I filmed it. You actually have a video. It'll probably be probably a future our two life. Um, but I just like to ruin Mariel's day in small ways if I can. But she like we were on a shoot the other day. It's a show of affection. I think so too. And she took out one of those packs of crackers that has like six crackers in it and she like, oh, the one on the cheese? Yeah. Yeah, the chicken. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cracker, I started eating in, and I started taking my phone out to film. And she was still talking, but looking at me weird. And I just grabbed her package of crackers

and squeezed it in my hand until all the crackers became just crumbs, and then let go. And then I filmed up, and she's like, why would you do that? Why would you do it? And then she started cracking. You're not kidding. Why, because you wanted the crackers.

I wanted the crackers though. And this is not going to do anything to her. You cried. I cried about it. Do we have a video? Oh, it's a good video. Oh, you have it. Yeah, you must.

It's good. Yeah, I could send it. Who do I send it to? I sent it to Ali. Oh, or some sort of Eric you've want to show it here. Yeah. Or send it to Ali for our key life and Matt. I think yeah, we'll probably do both.

You can send it to Dennis. You can send it to Dennis. Who? Dennis. Miriam, the Miriam getting her day room. We do a super cut of it. Oh, or as you know now cool Dennis cool Dennis, former Dennis. Yeah. So there's been times that she's she did she does that. But it's never been that serious before because usually it's like my leftovers from lunch or something that I'm already done eating

and then you knock those down. But this is something you were looking forward to. This is something I had literally just taken one cracker out of the package. And I try to make her feel bad, but crying, but she just kept laughing. Yeah. What?

People are asking, didn't Gavin do that to you at some point ago? Like six years ago? Oh, yeah. Oh my God. That was like one of the first arti lights I think we put out. When we were still at the 636 office, I was working at my desk in the dungeon area.

And he starts filming and he comes over. And I have like a bag of crackers on my desk and he just comes over and like pushes his hand into that. Who do this? Gavin. And then he was filming me and he's like, how do you feel? And I'm like crushed.

Thank you. What? Chris and Merced did not remember that I sat in the dungeon at 6.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3.3 a huge bay door. Yeah, it was there. That's where we'd load out for live action and stuff. Until it became a dungeon. Man, I would buy that place the other day, just to look at it and see, and it's like, I cannot figure out what that building is anymore. It's like, there's nobody there ever. And for the documentary, we did,

they couldn't figure it out then either, but it's a different, it's a different company now, I think. I don't know. Well, it's not Rooster Teeth. Well, no, it was different than what it was in the 60th anniversary. Not sure. There might be someone running it from there. It might be smart to keep it just to keep it. That's where Matt goes when he's late for his meetings.

He's commuting from the old office. He said stage five, conference room. I thought he said, six, three, six. We looked at a building recently where we were looking for some expansion stuff and it was actually one, six, three, six. Oh, that's a good omen.

That'd be great. That's a good omen. But I was like the stage five was our fifth building. That always made me. Yeah. It made me happy. I was going to say something though. What was I say we're just talking about?

Uh, cracking. Oh, I just say one of the scariest things that can happen to you in this company. I did. And life is if you round a corner and anyone, but specifically Gavin is filming you and looking at you, it's like what, you stop, you're like what? Like for me it was Kung Shu.

Like if I came out of the corner, Gavin had his camera, I would just go, gimme, you know, because I was soon he was gonna flick his shoe at me or something like that. But if Gavin's got his camera out, watch the fuck out. Yeah, watch it. If anyone here has a camera out, watch out.

And if you're on, I need to be careful with my back. Yeah, well I'm glad a camera out, watch out. And if you're on these, be careful. I'm okay. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you did that because it reminded me of the RT life that Flanagan, Josh Flanagan did a few years ago where he put out the scorpions. Oh, yeah. And it was like, man, I miss stuff like that. Like just like pranking each other.

Yeah. I'm sure we'll do that. Yeah. I don't know. There's a couple of unspoken rules. Are you think one of them is we don't like to do hidden camera stuff in the office. But it is more of just like fucking with like crushing my camera. But like the hidden camera, like you put a camera on someone's desk, you record with the scorpion, who the fuck knows what you're gonna catch up until they see the scorpion.

Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm gonna say something or pop a tip, tip out. They go. You never know what's gonna happen here. A little bit of a little bit. Speaking of popping a tip to it out. They go. Yeah Speaking of popping a tid out. Do we have that video? What I think we do so Crochet Monster That was walking down. Did you just crush it? I just gave more out of the ceiling back. You monster. How could you love?

Look at the camera, we can see your face. So pleased about it. Show your face. Thank you. It was on it. Well, there's a, I filmed a second part that I said to Dennis too. But I think it sent it upside down when I said to him.

So I don't know if it's fixed, but it was like the second part where you're just like actual tears are coming through your eyes. You guys ever, you say it was upside down when I said to do them. So I don't know if it's fixed, but it was like the second part where you're just like actual tears are coming through your eyes. You guys ever, you say it was upside down. I run into this all the time and I hope that I'm doing something wrong. It's my apple. There's a solution. There we go.

I'm gonna see Maryl tears. Do you think it kind of looks like a... It's 20 minutes. We're actually crying. No, no, no. It's killing her. It was worth it. The sad thing is, there's a whole box of us here.

We're just crying. You could probably just... No! You could probably, you could see the box. You could get to it without standing up. It's just to your left. Oh, man. But a weird thing about that snack, cheese and peanut butter crackers is,

A, I don't know why you're calling it, it's just cheese in there. Where's the peanut butter ones? And you got cheese? No, no, no, no, no, no, there's cheese crackers which peanut butter, a layer of peanut butter on them. It's cool, what?

The crackers are cheese crackers. Because you got your toasty crackers which are just regular crackers. They're white. They're white. And then you got your cheese crackers. That's why there are crackers. Well, I know that, but they're cheese crackers. Because you got your toasty crackers that are just regular crackers. They're white. They're white. And then you got your cheese crackers. That's why they're orange crackers. Well, I know that, but I thought you meant

it actually had cheese in it, like a slice of cheese. But you never have cheese. But you never have peanut butter and cheese sandwich. Like you never do that in a million years. Now I'm keeping the goldfish and peanut butter. Yes, but I will say this, if you just took off the orange crackers and scraped off the peanut butter, which is by the way, not really peanut butter either.

It's like some kind of grayish clay or something. Yeah. Cheese crackers with peanut butter. If I had you one of those orange crackers by itself and you ate, you wouldn't say, oh, cheese. It's not, they just say cheese, but they're just orange crackers. Yeah. It's really just peanut butter crackers.

It's not like a cheese. No, like a cheese, you would never put peanut butter on cheese. For all of you. I think I would try that. I'll try it. Let's get the peanut butter and cheese. It's the next week. I'm pretty sure it probably has some in the kitchen. I was probably good. Do we have some in the kitchen? I've got cheese. It's all the time.

I know that because it was, I would, there's people that you have a snack rivalry with at the company. No. You need to explain what a snack rivalry is. So it's like they put out snacks at the company and there's some people who like the same kind of snacks that you do. And for me, cheezards are one of the snacks that I like. There's two things.

There's the ruffles, sour cream, and onion, baked chips, I like those. And then there's cheezards. And make herni. And I have a snack opposites by the way. A good, we can exist, we can coexist. Make herni was my snack rival for those cheezards. When they go out, I had to beat Meg to them.

And I would always lose, I guess you would use them first. That's the real reason she's not a richie anymore. I need all the cheezards for myself. I would do everything I could to drive her out. Do you still do the thing that you take only a few chips out and then you leave the bag? I do that all the time. You still do that?

Yeah, because what's, I mean, then somebody else comes along and eats them. Well, it's funny. Because I do that all the time. You still do that? Yeah. Because what's, I mean, then somebody else comes along and eats them. Well, it's funny. Because I do that all the time. I find an open bag a chip. I'm gonna eat this. Listen, people do it. Hey, it's funny to notice the people who don't understand it.

That's probably you because they're, you know, people who haven't worked here that long and know that that's the thing that you do. And they'll just be like, who the fuck is just leaving empty bags? They're like, have eaten bags of chips around here. The founder of the company. Well, we have cheeses in our office

because all four of us are now basically all neighbors in our office. Then we have a box of cheeses. So I open it thinking you was gonna be a box with a bunch of little bags of cheeses. It's just one gigantic box of cheeses. It's like a 55 gallon drum of cheeses. Oh my gosh. This is not gonna be good. And it's not gonna taste like those crackers. I don't care, I'm gonna cheese it. It's like a it's like a 55 gallon drum of cheese it's oh my god This is not gonna be good. I'm not gonna taste like those crackers. I don't care. I'm gonna do it

Thank you. We have a Rainwater peanut butter and cheese The date on that peanut butter It's peanuts and butter September 6 2019 you are good good Nutzen butter September 6 2019 you are good good Good sick. I'm gonna jam and a fork in this thing So you have you ever had the crackers that you destroyed my crackers? I have I have but I didn't even think of them as cheese. Okay. I want to try this too. Could you add peanut butter on keto? No sugar

Let me give it a dip. It's probably a lot I'm giving it a dip peanuts in general are out peanuts are weird cuz even if like any of the stuff where you can eat Nuts Peanuts don't count go good. Oh look at you that's science Krushy I want a barber I want a barber and crush your cracker. How is it? It's good? Mario doesn't taste like your favorite snack cheese and crackers Cheese and peanut butter crackers. It's not far off Really I also got a lot of peanut butter in that one

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You could spoof from a fake address. Yeah. I was just, if I want that, I could always just say like, you feel free to respond without me on the chain following this message. Like feel free to talk amongst yourself after that. Yeah, but you can't like put the from in a CC field where it's only like a direct reply. I know. Like they have to reply and then remove you and.

That's what you can. Can you just fake a disclaimer? Like they do with like customer service emails and it's just like, do not reply to this email. Like this isn't, this isn't unmonitoring inbox. I just get to read it again. Yeah, just set up like a no reply email address. And that's just what I said, just spoof it.

Yeah. That's not spoofing, that's not spoofing. That's not spoofing, that's not spoofing. Now you know how it feels, guys. And her choice was a good idea and mine was stupid. You see anything you're spoofing, though. It does become the same thing. No, I was just saying, you're just saying email.

Same thing. You're hacking into the mainframe to do that. I'm gonna only email you for my no reply email address from now on. It's just gonna be like no reply at gusts or all that email. No reply, a gust. That's the last time I ever emailed you. I messaged Carrie and Miles the other day.

I hadn't messaged them together since like 2014 with the last time. Well, I mean, don't always messaged Carrie and Miles O'Day. I hadn't messaged them together since like 2014 with the last time. Well, I mean, don't always messaged them together. I was messaging them together to talk about the end of volume six, which was fucking dope. Hell yeah, it was. Volume six was so good. We had a great weekend this weekend.

This was a really good weekend. I talked to him at about it too. It's Matt and I got back from Sundance where we presented the first episode of Jen Locke with the star and executive producer, Michael B. Jordan, and entered that for the audience there. And then Ruby Volume six, arguably the best volume, so far of Ruby.

Oh, fantastic. And got the finale for that, and then had a great debut for Genlock. Everyone was, you know, even people who were concerned. That's the only way I can describe that. I thought, kind of comments that were just like,'s the only way I can describe that emotion. I thought, kind of comments that were just like, they're worried.

I was on the fence about this, but once I watched it, I'm hooked. And I think for the whole series. I think we stayed pretty quiet about that. Like people who were, like, they saw like clips or something and they were, they were worried. They were concerned. What is totally normal for a show you really don't know

too much about? Right. And I'm just seeing a clip out of context and, you know, but we had seen it. And so we were like, you know, we were talking about how much we liked it. I've seen it probably the first episode I probably seen like, at least two dozen times. Well, I've watched it so many times this weekend.

I mean, just in various stages of production. Like, there's even some stuff. My favorite is like, I have this thing I do like Deadpool, which if you haven't seen the first episode, I'll try not to give anything away. I'm really not giving anything away when I say this. But there's a civilian transport, an evac one that takes off and it gets hit and it goes and crashes into a building and explodes.

I fucking love that explosion so much. Like it's like when it's coming, I'm like leaning forward in my chair and I'm thinking about it and I'm like explosion and it makes like, boom, it hits. I was like this big anime explosion was smoking everything. I'm like, yeah, fucking love it. I love that explosion. Also a great way to introduce bad guys.

It's like going after civilians. I like, I thought that was a brilliant way to do that. But yeah, it was great. And thank you to everybody who gave it a shot and watched it and hope you like it. I hope you like the rest of the season. But thank you for all the positive comments we've gotten about it.

For the first episode is completely free to watch on the website right now. So, a lot of people, yeah. IOS Android app. A lot of people think you have to wait a week for it, but no, it's available right now. So, but if you're watching this currently live, you're first member, so you know that.

I'll try to get you a timecode from my favorite explosion. I'll leave. I love that explosion so much. I think we should have had an Easter egg where one of the civilians pointed it and goes, oh no, that's my uncle. And he can be a voice by you. No, I can watch that.

No. People picked out the, there's an RBB reference in the second episode that Cammy says. There's two. Well, that one's pretty obvious. There's this second one that's kind of RBB-esque and I want to say anything, but it's like, it's like, it has to do with a map. So. Oh. Yeah, that's kind of RVBS. I don't want to say anything, but it's like, I asked you with a map. So yeah, that's in the first one, I think.

Yeah, it's in the first one. It's already. So it's a little slight, slight or not, but it also has some significance to the world of Genlock as well. Made some joke. The map is slightly different. There was, I don't want to give anything away either from the first episode, but there's a moment where a woman hands a baby to someone. And that baby goes off with that person. And I made a joke in the chat during the livestream this weekend of like, that's Summer Rose. Like Ruby Rose's mom.

Oh, yeah. And... And... And everyone's just like, what? Oh my God. No, it's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke.

Don't want to make anything canonon. Yeah, don't you. We're not in the official voice of the story line. Also, you just gave away huge reveal. There goes season seven. Volume seven. I'm thinking about Jen Lock. Okay. Oh, good call. That's why I went. Get it straight. We wanted to be able to afford that cast in seasons. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know Panther and all these things. I think it's also pretty tough. Yeah, kind of. Mugger. I think I didn't I think the cast of Black Panther won an award at the second world. Not made for best picture too for the Oscar. Oh damn. Oh, did you hear what they're doing? I should look this up to verify. But right before I came on, I read this blurb where Black Panther is coming back to theaters February 1st

and it's gonna be free. I saw that. For kids, it's gonna be free for kids in honor of black history month. Oh, it's really fucking cool. I gotta look up the details on it though. I, uh, What's the age range for kids?

I don't know, that's what I'm, like, like one to 29. Yeah, I'm sure. It ain't been 20. Yeah, I will have a juice box and I'll have the avocado It's every it's everyone up to the millennial equivalent of kids Which is like what 33 now 32 it's gonna screen at select AMC theater locations between February 1st and February 7th tickets will be free

It doesn't seem like there's an H thing. However you did it. Nice. Did it. I'm a kid. It's the dream. You could watch it from the comfort of your own home, but for free.

We can see it on the big screen again. Yeah. Maybe I'll do that. I love ordering off the kids menu. Kids eat the best stuff, dude. They do. And like it's always the portions are so much better. Okay, that's what you're saying this earlier,

you gotta clean your plate. I do a lot better if restaurants serve normal portions of stuff. My life would be so much easier. Yeah. I basically eat until I see the table, you know? I think the entirety of America's health would be better if portions were just smaller.

They did an analysis of it. Look at my hand by the way from Mush. He's key, we had a tough weekend, me and Mush. He's not happy with you. He missed you too much when you were at Sundance. He's out of it was? I was going home for like eight hours. I flew there and back and went there.

Exactly, how dare you. One day, there and back. And I have to say, by the way, Michael B. Jordan, nicest, most genuine dude. I mean, just like, you know me, come B. Jordan. Nice is most genuine, dude. I mean, just like, you know me, come on. That's true, I do know you. I stay by my statement.

Also, as a human specimen, flawless. Oh yeah, just flawless. I mean, like you sit there and you look at me, you're like, this dude is just like, he's like perfect. He's perfect. And then he says, why are you looking at me? So, dude, you've been staring at me for seven minutes. Yeah, so I got to practice not looking for too long.

But it was really great. And he came out and talked about, you know, his history with the project, his love of anime, cartoons he watched growing up. And like, there was a kid there in the audience and he was starring stuff out of the kid. It was really great. It was really fun time.

Yeah. What a kid was doing it. Sundance was amazing to me. It's like, I, Sundance is a cool event. But for if you're a kid, it's got to be the biggest drag ever. You have three films in the competition. He probably did. He probably did.

Yeah, so he's got a development deal with Lionsgate. The kids are big deal. And we had a little bit of an after party. We had to do that to run and get to the plane, but we had like open bar afterwards. And we were like milling about and meeting people who invented the screening and hearing your thoughts. One of the people that was there, they got to meet, backpack kid.

No way. Yeah, backpack kid was there. You got that fortnight money with his management. Yeah. So his management. Yeah, Matt's got to selfie with it. But I don't know if he posted it or anything like that, but it was, uh, I so badly wanted to ask him, uh, about the, uh, Fortnite lawsuit, but I just think it was appropriate.

Yeah, you probably, yeah, I can't talk about the ongoing legal thing. Yeah, I also imagine that when you're in that situation, that's so public, everyone is asking you about it constantly. Maybe. It's just been like, Hey, so what's with the backpack? You think many people know about that? Or do you think maybe I would imagine most people try to do the dance with them? I imagine the people who would recognize him would know about the lawsuit.

I think so. Hey, think so. I mean, everybody who do the dance with you. I imagine the people who would recognize him would know about the lawsuit. I think so. They think so. I mean, everybody who's a backpack kid is, not everybody knows about emotes in Fortnite. Am I crazy? I mean, people are age, maybe, my age is up to like 50. Yeah, there's a big range out of here. Yeah.

The couch and the chairs, very different. Yeah, the two chairs are very different worlds. Just be careful. What else? Are you 40 yet? We're tracking my previous statement. The couch and the chairs very different the two chairs of very different worlds just I Are you for the yet retract my previous state for the for the yet he's the baby We're the youngest oh really yeah, what's the age difference between you and whoever's next? Joel's the oldest I don't know how we know none of us know how old Joel is the master's working on that number as we speak I

Think between the next one up for me is Jeff. Jeff and then, Matt and then Bernie. I'm not in there. Yeah, I'm Bernie. So, we're Jason in there. Jason I think is one younger than me. Is he younger than you? Yeah.

Okay. So he's the baby. And then there's us. Cute kids, man. That guy makes cute kids. Yeah. He's two kiddos or cute. So, and I got some a Nick's hot sauce, by the way,

Robinson New Year's. You weren't there. I was not. His a Nick's hot sauce by the way, but it's a new year. She went there I was not his brother Nick. This is a personal personal conversation from me and Gus here delicious hot sauce. Hey it all You ate all the hot sauce. It was a jar Mason jar and it was a decent sized jar and yeah, I ate it You just spooned it out there. Hey, what chips? Even I was gonna make some eating out joke again But you have already done it. I put it on the slice of cheese. Have you all seen, have we talked about this? Have we all seen the favorite? Yes.

It's so good. The favorite, what is it? The movie, the favorite. The movie. It's amazing. It's nominated for Best Picture Academy Awards. Yeah. Everyone should watch that movie.

It is so fucking good. Really? Really funny? Yeah. Yeah, really fucking good. Really? Really funny? Yeah. Yeah. Really fucking funny. It's supposed to be a dramedy, I guess, is a proper dramedy for it. I didn't get that it was gonna be a comedy

through the trailers. Yeah, you don't. You don't. I mean, dramatic. There is some drama, but it's just, it's so fucking funny. Yeah. I had to pause it a few times when I was watching it,

just because I was like cracking up and how absurd it was. I was like, Gus, you're admitting to... Oh, and I was thinking, I got the screen up. I was like, I saw it in theaters yesterday. No, it's really fucking good. Emma Stone's in it. Love you, Coleman.

She won a Golden Globe for that performance. Yeah, did you know that it's like based in fact? Yeah, the Rachel Wise character, her last name is Churchill because she's an ancestor of Winston Churchill. Right. Yeah, and like the house that they filmed in, or that was supposed to be said in, her last name is Churchill because she's an ancestor from Winston Churchill. Right. And the house that they filmed in, or that was supposed to be said in, was the house that Winston Churchill was later born in. Yeah.

Apparently, like tons of movies have filmed in that location. But it's basically the queen, queen Anne, who is a real person, had her kind of like right hand woman. And then that right hand woman's cousin comes in to also work for the queen and then things happen. A lot of turmoil, a lot of competition, a lot of fighting, who's the queen's new right hand? New favorite and by favorite, they mean favorite.

Oh, it's like sexual. Oh, is it? I don't know. But you should go. I had glasses on. I would have ripped off just now. Now it's really. Yeah, I saw the trailer for it. And I thought it was going to be really interesting. Then I saw I was like, I had high expectations for it. And it's still blue and out of the

water. Nice. So what you're saying is we should see the favorite. And then we should all see glass. Yes. And then go to black Panther for free. Call today. There you go. Yeah. Well, they movie guys, you split if you haven't seen split otherwise it'll be totally lost in class It'll be silly in the glass of earth But the unbreakable universe, right? Is that my what's called? Oh? Does he ever Eric does he ever get a name the superhero like mr. No, mr. Unbreakable. He's unbreakable That's it mr. Tough

It's like beyond Mr. Tough he's tough guy. He's like a one-nate like Beyonce Unbreakable. So do you guys see Sandra O's acceptance speech from Sagawatts? I have. Kind of a viral. I watched, I haven't, but I haven't. No cry. No cry.

Well, yeah, because I cried with her golden globes one, so I was like, I can't do this. You need to watch Killing Eve. Do you watch it? No, I don't, but all my friends told me to watch it. Huh? Show or movie? TV show. Uh, BBC America, I think there's only eight episodes for season one. It's so and that's what she's been winning for was Andrew I've been winning

Chanticle and Globe and the Sag award for no one's gonna give a shit about this But she actually Sandra Oh into my high school really An Ottawa. Yep, interesting just a little fun fact. I didn't really she's Canadian A lot of talented people in your high school guys Eagle pass Just a little fun fact. I didn't realize she was Canadian. Yep, damn. A lot of talented people in the high school, guys. Eagle pass. I knew a couple of dudes who are in prison for murder now. That true?

Jimmy Dean went to my high school, but he never graduated. Really? Sausage guy? Yeah, it's a Sausage guy. He's from plain viewed Texas. And yet, and he stumbled on that Sausage empire. Never looked back. Who to your high school?

Beyonce. No way. Yeah. Shut the fuck up Beyonce. Well, yeah, she was Now a couple years after me also she was in Destiny's Child. She didn't actually go to school. Yeah. Oh, oh wait She was in high school. Oh, she started when she was like a destiny's child started when they were like 15. What? Yeah. Yeah, super young. They do not look 18. Well, that was a whole thing with like the Arkelli documentary started coming out. There's this whole kind of side story about how Tina Knowles, Beyonce's mom,

who's the manager of the time of Destiny's Child, they got invited to a part, like an after party by Arkelli and she was like, fuck no, you're not going, I don't trust that guy. I'm like, good. I'm a Tina knew. She knew it. Damn, yeah, they are young. Yeah, they're super young, especially when it was four of them. Yeah, before it turned into three. Yeah, it's young. Yeah, the big groups switched.

We're shard Lewis also mine. And if you're from the DC area, Elliot Seagull, who's a morning DJ, was up against like Stern for a while too, I think in New York. I'm Elliot. I knew he was a senior when I was a freshman, but I didn't know. Richard Lewis a little bit after he's one of those one of the first players who ever went straight from high school to the NBA and skipped over. If I'm recalling correctly, to maybe we don't have Jeff here to correct my basketball knowledge. Anybody else who's knowledgeable basketball can back me up on the hopefully. See notable people from Eagle Pass.

I've never heard of any of these people. Look at this. Are you on there? No, I'm on there. You on there, yeah. I should even say this. There's six people in one of them. I'm saying.

Right there. Oh shit. You're right under Beyoncé. It's alphabetical, but yes. It's alphabetical. It's alphabetical. It's alphabetical. It's alphabetical.

I love it. I love it. Ryan James, Bismaki. Bism... Bismarky? No, Bismaki. Bismarky. What is that? What is that? He's the Bismarkey of Bismarkey, so yeah. Robert Mathis, Connie Douglas Reeves, and Lewis Lane.

Not Lewis Lane. Lewis Lane. Lewis Lane and It's on the Wikipedia page you're looking at that right? Yeah, I just looked up no to appeal from you Yes, Sandra oh Barbara dockelbid On your list I'm on my notable alumni Yeah, but there is someone's gonna hear this and change it to Berber of Duncan's nap

You know they are fucking Wikipedia. Oh, going back to an earlier topic of conversation, the last time I emailed you and only you about something was April 18th, 2018. You emailed just me? That's not that long. April 18th. What was about podcasts?

Was it about live week from last year? No, live week, February. It was in February. Oh, wait, we have a live week coming up again, don't we? There we go, gap in the softball. March 25th. We're gonna do the light, but Gus, best part, Gus's not gonna be there.

I'm not gonna be there. You're not gonna be there? No. March 25th? Good. What day is that? Monday. And then if you go to that day,

you know what happens on March 26th? I'm even better. March sight exciting show. Go on. Go on. I mean, just as exciting and fun, always open live on Tuesday, March 26th, 7pm. And then some shitty show on the 27th. Yeah, who fucking curse off topic.

They had the Friday slot last week. Now they got the Wednesday slot. Yeah, we don't want to we don't want to pay for the other days. Wednesdays. Wednesdays. We're done. Well, it won't be your birthday week either. Yeah.

Because on Friday, we had your birthday party. I remember. Which is really fun, actually. Yeah. I think we still have some of those blow up photos of me as a kid back there. So it's the point what this is. If I don't know what live week is, what's live week?

We do the podcast live at a venue here in Austin. We do the podcast live every week, buddy. Where we do it at a venue so people can come and they can buy tickets. So a lot of live studio is like in the audience. Oh, I see. Now, thank you for playing that. And then go to the link that was just provided below. Go thumbs up and purchase tickets and be part of that studio audience.

Hurry. Tickets do go fast. Tickets do go fast. Capacity is limited. So come and see us. Visit us if you feel inclined. Stay in the Austin area for a couple of days and hang out with us. Eat at all the places we talk about.

We always open crew. Yep. And get drunk with the dudes from off topic. If you're a Vidge and have a ride home. We just handle ear plugs to the off topic thing. Because if Michael's gonna be live, he's gonna be drinking. He, I don't know what's gonna happen

because Lindsay would have had baby by then. She for sure. I mean, she's due end of February. So if she would have had baby by then. She for sure. I mean, she's due end of February. So if she hasn't had it by then, there's probably some issues. That's an over-cooked baby. Yeah. I'm a little insulted.

Off topic VIP is sold out. Well, they went off topic or always open. Off topic. It's so weird. I always transpose those in my head. Everyone does. I don't know why. Well, and so much so that we're gonna do it.

Yeah. Like I wrote a topic. Eric the other day. We're doing a crossover episode. It was an extra life goal that we reached. So I think probably some time in March, we're gonna do the crossover episode. So be on the lookout for that. I had like five cameras in the air

because we were talking about some last week is do you need anything for the podcast? And I said, yeah, once you get so much fast food, like Trump did, he goes, oh, we're gonna do that on off topic. And I was like, that doesn't really seem like an always open bit. He goes, mm-hmm, off topic.

And I was like, oh, what date is always open air? Is it after the podcast or before? And he goes, it's always open, it's Tuesday, but we're talking about off topic. You have to correct me. Cause I kept saying off topic was gonna do that. And I kept saying always open. I just had it completely fucked up.

So many people that I meet at conventions will be talking to me about like, oh, I love Ruby. And like, this is like one of my favorite shows, blah blah. And I love off topic. And I know that they mean always open. Yeah. So I'm always just like, oh, thank you. Yeah, Michael's great.

And they're like, I meant always open. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Every time it happens. What is that? I don't know. I think it's just like, it sounds like the old vowel topic. The vowels maybe. Yeah. I don't know, but we were saying VIP sold out for off topic. I was like, I was like, oh, he's open sold out, right?

I mean, immediately in my head. You don't believe enough to get it. I'm not gonna get my always open VIP ticket. What does one get for VIP? I knew you were gonna ask that. I was trying to look it up very quickly. I believe the Q&A. You definitely get the Q&A at the start of the show.

Signed poster. Signed poster. You get in a little early doors open for VIP ticket holders. It's six, look at the podcast. Door's open at 6.30 pm, general admission 7.30. General admission to 7. Okay. And then the show starts at 7.30. Yeah. So are we doing it at the same venue general admission 730 that's our general admission to 7 okay and then show starts at 730 yeah so are we doing it at the same venue as last year I

believe so let me double check that yes okay yeah yeah Sunset Room same venue yep okay place me too just also where we had the coop yes oh yeah yeah yeah Vartex hey RTX is this summer Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can also get tickets for that. Badges are on sale now. Erliberd rates went through February 4th. When is that next week? Yeah, got a act fast. Yeah, we had that ultra badges sold out, which means some people will be having brunch

with us. I know. Just insane. It's going to be so fun, so bitchin, so classy. Yeah. So bring your Sunday best for Wednesday or whatever day. It's the best day. I don't think we do RTX on a Wednesday.

No, I start to think that it's like it's before RTX though. The brunches happen not during the weekend. How far in advance of RTX will it be? I think it's, no, it's, I think it's the third day before. Okay, so probably a third day afternoon. You do a brunch. A bar on lunch. A bar on lunch. it's the third. There's it. Okay. So probably third day afternoon. You do a barrage barrage. A ranch. What's the best brunch place in Austin?

Brunches garbage. Shut up. Mm-hmm. He's no fun. He's no fun. Oh, brunch is awful. It's the worst. Make a fucking mind. Is it breakfast or is it lunch? What the fucking problem? That's why you don't know. Yeah, that's another problem with it. If you're a little doggy brunch, you'd love it. I bet. If he ate lunch, it would be awesome. It would be adorable. Everyone would love it. It would be adorable. Everyone would love it. It would be adorable.

I just bet, you get the best of both worlds. Yeah, we like Susadic. Susadic is great. Susadic, I was, yes. If you're coming to Austin, go to Swift's attic. Also, they have Japanese pancakes at Swift's attic. Do you hear that, Gus? I did.

There you go. But they don't call it the mom, mom. Gus and I's favorite video ever in the history of the internet was a guide on how to eat sushi. And it's just completely wrong, but it's presented so straight. It's so serious. Is it from someone who's like Japanese?

You don't, it's all Japanese people in the video, but you don't know, like, I don't know who made it. Oh, okay. It's like they get, they have actual things in there that are real, but then they like embellish on them. Like they say, you're never supposed to pour your own sake. So you pour for someone else.

And the person who's pouring, the entire time they're pouring, always says, and the person who's receiving it, claps their hands and says, ma ma ma ma. And so they had these people go, do do do do do. Ma ma ma ma. So that's what we were like.

The sushi chef always has a terrible dark secret to not ask him about it. That anyway, he even gives it away. That's the only thing in the whole thing that gives it away that it's fake. Or as I was like, okay, now it's clearly fake. Like they go to the toilet. How do you know though?

They go to this whole thing about the curtain. Yeah, the correct angle with which to open the curtain. You and you walk in a 45 degree angle to open the curtain. You know, and it's just, it's a 20 video. Why is this not bullshit? It's gotta be bullshit. I never, you know? And it's just, it's a point of video. What if it's not bullshit? It's gotta be bullshit. I never, I think I'll go to to to to to to. Mama, mama.

Also, there was another video, I don't know if you remember this at the time where it was how to properly make coffee. And it's like, it was like for hipster coffee when it was just getting to be a thing, like craft coffees, when the whole coffee house culture was on the rise. And it was this satirical video about this brick lined office building in New York. One of those loft style office with all these hipsters in it, and they were making coffee

and it was like a 14-step process that lasted like over a month. Like they had to put in a dark room and a closet and all this stuff, but just presented in such a great straight way that you're like, I think he's serious? Right? I really like stuff. I love it too. I really love it. All right, speaking of things I love,

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