Rooster Teeth Podcast - D.A.R.E: Drugs Are Rad Everyone - #669

Episode Date: October 6, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Jon Risinger, Blaine Gibson, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss Jon's secular music, the color of pee which is not healthy sometimes, Blaine is going to fight Armando Torres, the DARE program, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by DraftKings (Download the DraftKings App + code: ROOSTER ), Felix Gray (FelixGrayGlasses.com/rooster), and ExpressVPN (ExpressVPN.com/rooster). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm John. Blang! Bar, bra. And Gus. Audio listeners love me. I'm fast. One more chip left that I want to finish in my bag of chips But we started the podcast already. So this is the only thing I'm gonna eat

Audio listeners love her They took it they she took the heat from you Blaine. Thanks. Thanks. Done You got Yep, it's the podcast here. We're here again. So you blame hasn't watched. I I felt like I was I messed up last week by not talking about Squid Game during the regular podcast oh my god how have you not talked about it yet we only briefly mentioned the post show and that blinks here and he hasn't seen it yet not gonna spoil it I'm sorry

no spoiler people should absolutely go watch that show it's really good is it like the number one show on Netflix now yeah it's like the number one show in yeah in the world let's talk about that list on Netflix. On Netflix, though. Let's talk about that like. It's fine. One more time.

One more time. Let's talk about it. Yeah, exactly. I'll go to the next one. No, let's talk about that list, though, on Netflix. This is what I was telling you guys of why I waited on Squid Game and then got into it because who said that they saw someone said on Twitter, it wasn't Alfredo. Someone said they saw it on Twitter that they're watching it and so like I'm

going to watch it now. But I waited because Netflix has so much bad stuff, so much bad stuff. And what perpetuates that is that top Netflix list is just full of things that Netflix has decided is their top stuff. Right, there's no way to verify. There's no way to verify Netflix numbers and the majority of the time that list is full of a varying degree of quality product.

It's also, I'm looking at the top 10 lists. There's stuff I haven't heard of on here. Yeah, they want, like all Netflix's turned into is that they, their entire algorithm is around trying to get you to watch their original content. That's what they want you to watch. That's, that's mainly what they want you to watch. Yeah.

And I want you to watch Squid Game. And, but yes, but Squid Game, it was, it was, it's hard to like, glean anything from the name and even like the promotional image. I tell people when I'm trying to convince him to watch it is don't watch the trailer. I didn't watch anything of it until I watch the show itself. I feel like the trailer kind of gives away some stuff from the show. Yeah. I don't think the trailers are well done.

But just go into it if you think it's an interesting premise. Like, people playing Children's games and whoever can complete six of them. It's just just the murder game genre. Yeah, murder games Yeah, Bavarois saw There's also a show in Netflix called Alice in Borderland, which I've told all you guys about I think I mentioned on the podcast. I love in that show dude. I think it's because I think I mentioned on the podcast. I love in that show, dude. I think it's because I think I like the genre. It's just like a very interesting thing to watch

and to see like how humans would be in this kind of situation is a fascinating kind of. Is Allison Bortland's Japanese? I think it was. I watched the first episode when it first came out. I can't remember now. Yeah, Allison Bortland, it has similar themes to Squid Game. I won't give away too much.

But the first episode is very different than the rest of the series So I think I told you John like get through the first episode watch the second episode and if you don't like it after that That it's probably not for you Which is understandable. I've been watching more who lately I got on a real he-man kick So then I started watching the original he-man because it's great. It's the movie or the cartoons Well, I watch the movie every now and then I started watching the original he man because it's great. The movie or the cartoons? Well, I watch the movie every now and then when I work out, the movie is the masters of the universe. The master of the universe, the master of the film.

The brilliant casting. And then I started watching this with like what we do in the show. I'm currently on over the garden wall because I totally missed that when it came out in 2014. It's good Halloween. It's so fucking cute. I keep telling people I'm gonna burgle their turts and it just makes me laugh and get it. What is that translate to?

He's gonna steal someone's turtles and he's like, we're gonna burgle your turts. And it's the cutest little cartoon boy named Greg and his brother Wurt, who's voiced by Frodo, whatever's name is. Elijah does the older brother. Yeah, yeah. Wurt, it's great. It's very

wholesome and it makes me it's a great limited series. It's like such an easy little nugget to consume. Yeah, I'm checking out that. It's so good. And like there's like Tim Curry and John Cleese and like all sorts of like brilliant talent or in it. It's great. It's just fun. I I got my kids into Bob's burgers. Do they not want to watch the games? I got my kids into Bob's burgers. Do they not want to watch the game? I think they could try. What did we watch? We watched something that there's a game you play as a parent.

Where, or there's a game in this I play as a parent, where I'm like, are you old enough for this yet? And sometimes you win that game, sometimes you lose that game. But because a lot of stuff that is still fun and it's okay for their age, you're just kind of like seeing where they are with. Like are you okay with that scary, that kind of thing? We watch them. Kids are 12 and 11 and 8.

11 and 8. Almost 12. And 31. And 31. But no, we're at Bob's burgers because I I want to get some that we could just watch together. It's so good and they are addicted to it and they love it. And I love watching Bob's burgers because Bob's burgers is totally a family friendly show that has wonderful themes that has wonderful themes and adult content and some like mild language that

I think is perfect for kids to like be exposed to. As someone who grew up, you too, kind of on the Simpsons. Yeah. Like, I think if I ever had kids, which I'm probably not going to, but if I ever did, I would want to raise them on like a more adult kind of. Yeah, and they make dirty jokes that you yeah, it's funny like they you know It's it's it buzz worries is the sweet spot of like not just totally

Castrating the content they watch as their only like the way that I grew up Castrated but Now the way that I grew up with my parents completely sequestered me from anything that was not completely It was like it was a Christian thing It was like make sure that it would Jesus watch this Expose the kids expose them to ever I wish it would show you your kids more Rick and Morty I think that would the world needs more

Oh God, that's a little too much. It's for my year old. You were raised on a strict diet of vegetales God, I uh like Even music I did I was why did we didn we listen to any secular music in my house? Secular music. I know that's a term, but secular music. It's just weird to hear it and to think about me. So what music?

Secular music. When I had my own, when I had a walkman. Was it like a lot of Jesus music? There was a lot of Jesus music. A lot of that. Amen. You know, Sandy Paddy and Carmen. Jesus there was a lot of Jesus music a lot there's a lot a lot of that and then You know Sandy Patty and Carmen and

DC talk and those guys Don't know a single one. That's what I let's do and then there's a lot of show to us because we were we're theater family Okay, one of my first tapes I ever have was family opera It was my favorite tapes listen to on the compound opera. It was my favorite tape to listen to on the compound. It's so weird to hear this because like your brother Micah, he does tails from the stinky dragon with us and he's fucking funny, he's great, you're great, your mom's hot, like I'm so confused by your upbringing because I see the individual workings of your family and like I'm like John's family seems the rest of your sink cool a lot of that has to do with I Broke the bubble of

the the the secular world I was the one who swore I was the one who liked No, no did not that took a lot of chemicals no, but like I'm the one who like Wanted to watch a lot of the other movies that we skipped out on when I got old enough that I could pick what I watched. And I'm the one who's not gonna do a friend's house and watch the tricks. I'm picturing what you looked like at 18.

Before you saw what I looked like on a day. No, but like that's why I'm picturing in my head of that guy swearing and like breaking like the bad guy. I'm gonna burn your turk. Fuck you, I'm gonna burn your turk. Fuck you, mom, I don't get you. Um, but then, but then like through the years, like my brother and I have both have done a lot of catching up and have watched, like, watched a lot of movies, listened to a lot

of secular music and all that kind of stuff. I had to catch up just because I grew up in a small town before the internet existed. Yeah. So it's like I had to like get introduced into society. It's like there was a lot that's spent a couple years catching up, but you gave a great plug. I feel like we don't plug. Tails want to stinky dragon enough.

It's our D&D audio podcast. We were able to talk about the get audio podcast. It's great. Like, I, and this is even like self-emotion. We were talking about this morning, and I think I told you guys straight up, like in the midst of recording episode one, when we're all new characters on the little wagon, I was like, this show's gonna fucking bomb. I hate this.

And then like, now I'm fucking addicted. Like it got so good, and your brother puts so much love and care into it, and I think all of us, like, it's the highlight of my week. I have so much to get a little real. I have a lot of self-loathing. No. No. John Ryzener. But we're working on it. I'm in therapy. But so I don't really like to listen back or rewatch anything I'm in because I don't like to watch myself.

I don't even know why anybody's here watching at all. I like to, but I get excited every Tuesday or Wednesday now, when Steaky Dragon comes out, because I really like listening to it. Because one, I've forgotten what happened and it's what's fun to read this into our tales. And two, my brother doubles the entertainment quality with the amount of audio production he has to do. Just the sound design and everything he has to,

he edits down perfectly. It's fun to see who's gonna voice an actor we didn't know. Yeah, a lot to the edit, he edit it's down perfectly. It's fun to see who's going to voice an actor we didn't know. Yeah, a lot of cameos. Yeah, there's cameos. You know, it's good because we all enjoy it. And we are probably the most self-critical people in the fucking world. Like, again, don't like to listen to the stuff we're in or watch the stuff back that we've performed in.

But it's like, we all fucking love the show and are like so proud of how it's turned out so far. I feel like people frequently ask if when we record the show, if the guest voices are there. Yeah. And no, they're not. They're added in after the fact normally. I'll just do like a temp voice. Seamless. And that to get through the story and then after the fact. It was really funny because Trevor got a cameo. I won't spoil it in case people want to listen to it,

which I you should absolutely check it out. We're all really proud of it, but he got to you cameo for a certain character and he was like, oh, is this is he is he enough a few episodes and I go, yeah, he goes, oh, what happens to him? I go, um, you'll find out. I think you wanted to hear one of his episodes or yeah he asked for uh he was really excited to hear it uh so yeah we we listened to it well there there's also been we I mean this has probably been said before but there's little there's at least twice now that my brother has written perform written composed performed and edited entire songs like's, and he doesn't play the entire songs during the episode, but if you wait to the end of the episode,

you can hear the entire song. You know what I think we should do? Those, they're amazing, those songs he puts together. We should put them in the stinky dragon, like Spotify, playlist, and like iTunes, like wherever it is. Are we able to do that, you think? I think we should be able to do that.

We can probably add it as bonus. Like as a bonus. He typically adds the song in at the end of the episode. And one time I was listening to stinky dragon episode, and I had a lot of just listening, and then a song came on. I was like, oh wow, my God, it did a really good song.

And I looked, it was a John Denver song, but I was like, I'm a fucking idiot. But yeah, see, Drung's great. Sorry about the plug, but you guys should listen to it because it's great. Yeah, it's worth the many people know about something that I'm actually proud we make, which is not everything we make.

I'm also glad that I have a D&D crew and that it's a character that I give a shit about and friends that I'm viving with and we're having a good time. We vibe. We vibe. Most vibe. We vibe. Most of us. Most of us.

I just started playing Links Awakening on my Switch because I just never got around it when I bought it for a year ago and when it got to the name Name of your character. I've never known the name but I name my character mud so mud's playing through Links Awakening. Wait wait wait wait. It's not Link. It's not Link. You're the name. It's Zelda?

Yes. I thought it was just Link. No, you can name him. No, you use your name. In Zelda? Yes. I thought I was just link. No, you can name them. I don't know if every single one of them but the majority of them you've been on name yourself. Interesting. I know that are they doing like all the N64 stuff over to the switch. This is old news by the way. I would imagine. What was that whole announcement with the N64 controller at the? Did I miss that? Yeah, there's like an Nintendo direct thing about like... They're bringing in a bunch more games into the Switch like Retro, whatever, and I think the N64 has like several games like I think Acarina and Majora's Masking will be over.

Am I crazy? Yeah, that- Yes. I'm pretty sure that they- That they're going to release like a- Nice. Like a Bluetooth connectable N64. I did see that there was a-

They just had it- They just had added blue tooth audio to the switch. Is that what we're talking about? Yeah, it might be an infrared control, but you're right. They have. They did just say the reveal. They've had Bluetooth this entire time. Yeah, very like two weeks ago on the podcast. Gus was a little. I was ready to flip a fucking table.

But before we get too far away from Stinky Dragon too. Yeah. I don't know if we've ever talked about how we came up with that name. Was that ever discussed on the podcast? I think we may have mentioned it RTX on a pat on the Stinky Dragon panel, but we've not think we've ever mentioned it on the podcast. Gotcha. Okay. So yeah, it's new for the podcast. Yeah. Well, if you watched any of the D&D show we did previously, which was just called RTD&D. RTD&D.

There was a different name there. Previously known as... Are we allowed to say anything? Dice cast, I said it. Dice cast. Where Chris had a little rat character named Stinky, and he would make Stinky do essentially like fucking everything for him. And when we were coming up with a new title,

it was like, well, we got it in corporate Stinky. He's got a live on somehow. So Stinky Dragon. Name of a pub. Yeah it was like, well, we got it in corporate stinky. He's got a live on somehow. So stinky dragon. Name of a pub. Yeah. Sound like a place someone would be telling stories. And we wanted to call it a stinky dragon, but some people said it sounded like a perverted sex act.

They didn't want to call it the stinky dragon. So the compromise was to stay tails from the stinky dragon. Yeah. And I thought, the way I thought about it was, I thought about like the prancing pony in a Bree from like Lord of the Rates. It sounds like it could be an in-name, in a pub or a fantasy world. Some location there, yeah. I also just love the little dragon with the stink lines on it.

I'm really pretty sure. I'm really plug in today, huh? You are. I saw someone in chat said they got a stinky dragon shirt and their dad Loved it so much that they got one for him too. I love it. I wish my dad bonded with me like that You want to talk about? I he's John mentioned I've been going to therapy to the shit rocks like I I go into it super fucking dreading the Experience and then every time I walk away. I'm like, oh, this works. It's good stuff.

There's some people who sometimes compare therapy to like a workout where it's like, you go in not wanting to do it, like, like, driving it. And then like, once you finish, it's like a toll on you, whether it's emotional or physical, and then you feel like better after. Yeah, it's good. It's fun. Interesting comparison. It's a workout for your brain and your heart.

For your insides. Yeah. Also, Kayla messaged me today, I think I told a couple of you this, but she was like, I need, I want all of the information, all the workout information. So I spent the last 45 minutes just typing up in a massive email with everything that I know. And I sent it to her in my like the last line that I sent

was like, do not waste my time. Do not make this 45 minutes have gone in by in vain. But you were saying you're an encouraging nice way. Nah, I was pretty like, you better not have just wasted my time by me writing this fucking email. I like was, it was, you know, it was in my voice. What a great way to welcome Kayla to the squatting force team. Don't waste my fucking time, you be.

No, no, I mean, Kayla or cool like that. I can, I can can I can say this You could threaten her and it's cool There was like a whole paragraph about how much G feel she drinks and how like the like this is gonna sound weird But like the color of her piss and like what color it should be I don't know what the color kale's piss is But I'm assuming based off of the amount of like energy drinks that she drinks. It's probably pretty yellow Oh, it's probably in the ground. Oh, it's probably neon. Yeah. So I was like, I was even giving advice.

Like, that's how thorough I was like talking about the color of piss. Oh, god. We love kids. And I even acknowledged that in the emails, like, listen, I know I'm sorry, I'm talking about the color of piss, but. Also, I just think that's how ridiculous squatting force teams sounds. I was like, Kayla, part of the squatting force team. Squatting force team.

Squatting force team. But FTFT. Yeah, F's 14. Yeah, it's TFT. I had a medical exam the other day. I had to get like a medical exam for part of the pilot's license. And I went to like the go to a special doctor for this. And he, you know, I go to his office and it's like he's in an office, but that's like in a bigger office. It has other things.

Sure. So he had one point, you know, he had to begin the visit hands me like a little cup It's like here. There's a there's a bathroom right outside the door take a left going to the bathroom there P in the cup like all right, he's like when you're done just leave it on the counter It's like which okay? That's a little weird. So I go into the bathroom P in the cup and I'm like all right You told me luckily there was nobody else in the bathroom I leave it on the counter and I say walk out of the door. He's like standing right at the door He's like oh all done I go oh no. Yeah, he's like all right. I'm gonna go check it

He's got like a little thing of like little test strips with him and he goes into the bathroom And I'm like what's he he's doing the test here? And he tested and then he goes back out like three minutes later. He's like all right all done looks good Physical that's too much of how the sausage is Normally goes All done? Looks good. Oh, that's too much of how the sausage is made. Yeah, it looks like a normal thing. It's like you're moving it in the door. I thought they sent it off to the lab because I've always had it

to where they put it in a little locker. That's what I thought. You put it in the little metal door. Someone gets, no, he was like, he's sleeping on the counter. Okay. One time I was going in for an exam. He was like a physicalist in sort.

I also had to pee into a thing and I mistakenly thought that based off of a previous experience where it was like a pregnancy scare from like back when I was like a kid. Apparently the most effective time to do a pregnancy exam is in the morning like the first pee of the day. I don't know why that's just what I remember.

Because your your your your and spin kind of sat up in there for a while. I don't know it's all saturated. Yeah.. Because your your your your and spin kind of sad up in there for a while. I don't know. It's all saturated. Yeah. The baby chemicals or whatever. So I went into this this physical, which was like at 10 or 11 a.m.

Thinking the same thing where I was like, I need all my juices to be good for them. So I'm going to hold in my piss until I get to the exam. So you did you slept all night. You didn't pee in the morning and yet the exam. And I was like, just like, like, what are you for? Where's the winter year exam? What's the year exam? Like, I take a piss and like, she was just so slow, she finally gave me the piss. I filled the thing up with piss, I guess it's the piss podcast, piss cast. And it was like, awful looking because it was the first piss of the day and

I hadn't drink any water because I didn't want to, you know, and she was like, are you okay? Like, you look really dehydrated based off to, you know, and she was like, are you okay? Like you look really dehydrated based off of, you know, she like talked to me about it. This is orange. It was like weird. Have you ever had to give a stool sample? I know, think so. That's a fun experience.

I'm just kidding. It's the fucking worst because you take the stuff home with you because I don't think they tend to expect you to be able to shit You get like the best way to describe it is a little plastic hat So it's like yeah, so it's like a brim with a hat thing that you put in the toilet So it sits on the rim and you poop into the bucket hat Oh, because then there's no water so you you could just hear it just go into the back,

oh, nothing. And then what you have to do, they give you different containers, some have to be refrigerated, some have like water in it, that you have to fill enough stool in so that there's water, and like there's like various containers for various tests.

And so you have to like, cut it up. Like, going, put little things, I wish Gavin was here for this conversation. No. And then like, I was here for this conversation. How about that? Well, the last time I went to my regular doctor for like my annual physical,

he's talking about like, colorectal cancer screening, not that I have it or anything, he's just like, in general, right? He's like, yeah, you know, now he's like, nowadays the technology's so good. Now you get it in that home key. You just poop in a box and mail it out. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. We'll deal with that when we get there, Doctor. I was like, he's like, you told me,

I don't need to worry about it now. I'll wait. I'm gonna go, let's just, we'll mark it as an action item for in a couple of years. I just imagine the mailman like walking away. Like, all right, here's my daily load and the e-trips and just like all of them oh get it that's what the shit sounds like falling into that deal with the same. This episode of the receipt podcast brought to you by DraftKings. That's been a great

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apartment gym and I was on the treadmill and this is my body side when you take a little poopsy. Okay. There's a little bathroom in my gym. And so I went and went to the bathroom. And I so I had to do number two z's. And I took a whole number two z's in there. And it was a pretty decent two z's. And then I went to flush and nothing happened.

Uh, uh, like nothing nothing happened. There was no water. Mm hmm. And then I remembered in the tank, but in the in anywhere So you just shit into it's right. Oh, no, there's no tank. No, no tank. Oh That's where the water needs to be for stuff to flush. Yeah, yeah And so I remember oh they were gonna turn the water off today to do a Thing to the plumbing they turn it off an hour early lucky me

There's no water to take because they turn off an hour early and someone must have already come in and used up the water. So there's no poop. There's nothing to wash it down. The problem is, is that out in the gym, we're two other people using the gym. Use some of the gym. So, oh god. Let me ask, I'm gonna pause the story there.

I'm gonna pause the story there. What do you guys do? Well, I would imagine if I would imagine if I was working out I might have a water bottle I would take the water bottle and try to fill the tank and use that to flush. Okay, interesting. I would try to fill the tank with water. I would Depending on the door if it's like a like a door knob or door thing I would lock the other side. I would have the door open when I was finished. I'd lock it and then I'd close it to where no one else could get in. And it'd have to be a maintenance person that has a key in order

to get in and then they get it. If it's a latch, you could latch it and then crawl under and leave that way. This is like a room. This is like a thing of like a wall. So it's not like a wall. Then I would have locked it and then and closed it if I couldn't do the water I'd probably like write a sign out and be like don't use in your own shit You just been like don't use dead inside Don't get poop inside Well, I could tell you that I didn't have enough water to do what you suggested and and the locking and leaving it

That's a smart thing to think of in the moment. I just had the dumbest moment. I went, even from the sink. No, the water's fucking. No water, no water. So here's what John did, okay, because I'm mortified and I don't want to be the guy who left a giant turtle.

It was with him just a small, and he's like, I hate it. I hate it. No, so my apartment gym is right next to our pool. I, I, I close the door and I pray to God that no one's gonna go in there and I run home. You don't believe in God. You run, okay.

I run home to my apartment and I have a, I have a picture that I know that I could fill a lot of water. Oh, God. So I run back to the gym and I go out to the pool and I fill it up with water. Okay. Now, like the way that my gym looks, is that actually I was like,

windows that look out to the pool. So these fine ladies who are working as two women, ones on the treadmill, ones on this bike are watching a crazy person who clearly just left the gym out there filling the water and I come back in and I have to come back in the gym, walk past them with the pitcher pool on which with the pitcher pool are going to the bathroom and fill up the the tank. Now, did it flush after the first fill? No, no, absolutely no, it did not. It could not. What it did do is use up the first fill? No. No. Absolutely not.

No, it did not. It could not. What it did do is use up that first fill completely and nothing happened. So then I proceeded to go back out to the pool. Should be a gay once survivor. It took about four times. No. For me to go out there, four.

It's a matter. Put it in. Because I was not going to be the guy because I was the container I thought it was big their picture It was like it was like like like think of like a Think of like a of a Bathier surprise most toilet toilet That's it. But they're pretty wide so like you have to fill it to get to the thing where Bob's right a typical toilet should take two gallons Yeah, it's a

Typically well, I'll tell you this is half a gallon pitcher. I'm pretty much a half a gallon pitch. I'll say this after seeing how little one filled it was like I have to just be very very sure I have to be very sure. So I was thorough and we're not in got four times. And did you go home and get four containers that we were just one trip or did you make four so I and four trips?

No, no, I kept going out of the gym to the pool filled up back into the gym out of the gym to the pool filled up back to you Hat every time you pass that women go my lady I drink the bathroom I just had my eyes just doing human things I just had my eyes just doing human things I finally fill it up and it flushes and I'm sweaty. Yeah, like I'm I'm tired I even got to do my workout like it was trying to warm up is what I was doing and I haven't gotten to do a workout So I flushed it Walked out and then I was like I have to say something. Oh god

walked out and then I was like, I have to say something. Oh God. You don't. At that point, you don't. At that point, you'll let bygones be bygones. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. One out of the two women, I have seen their multiple times. Have you talked to her?

And is no. Okay. But she's going to keep seeing me. This is ex-wife. And this is the thing I don't think you understand, John, is you are like such a friendly person and you're so approachable and like not intimidating in a great way. You probably could have been like, hey guys, I went to the bathroom, the toilet's not

flushed in because I turned the water off, just don't go in there for a little bit because I haven't flushed. You don't have to go into detail about what you did. Well, I didn't, okay, so they didn't, I have not talked to them at this point yet. They have just been watching inside. Do they know each other? They're too separate. They're too separate people. But so they're too separate people.

And so they've just been trying to do their workouts. Well, a crazy man keeps going in and out of the gym. They're like a chlorinated water. What you should have done, slam door behind you and go, woo! Do not go in there, baby. You know how like like you know how like if you're ever at the gym or or anywhere out in public And you're just trying to get your task done and there's someone like on the street or something or in the store causing a scene And you just keep focused on your tasks. He's like, I don't want to be part of this

That was what they were doing this entire time. They were just don't make eye contact Don't make a heck of a person. So when I finally came out, I just confessed. I was like, hey, I'm not a crazy person. The water's turned off and I needed to fill the tank up to flush the toilet, just letting you know. And I got the most dismissed, and just like, uh-huh, from them. Oh, I went.

I swear. All right, did my job. Why do people, like maybe I'm hyper aware of other people's feelings, but if someone were to do that, it'd be like, oh, no worries, like, cool. It just depends, I don't know. They probably were just, one was barely even noticed me. She's like, oh, okay.

And the other one was just like, just like, oh, okay, that's fine. They just really, I think they, I think they didn't want to be there either. They didn't want to be a part of this. And so me acknowledging what just happened, made it more real for them. And so they would prefer if I had just been silent

and walked away and just been that weird phantom. That's right. You walked away straight to the leasing office, early termination on your lease, gone over to the U-Haul place, packed up your apartment and move the fuck out I it was it was like that thought in my head when it didn't flex I feel other people's embarrassment

So if I could tell someone else isn't it like an embarrassing situation. I will like go above and beyond to be like You're cool. Do don't worry like all it's all good to make them feel okay about it And the fact that they're just like okay. Yeah in chat Yeah, panther 85 says quick ask him how he washed his hands. Oh, I couldn't I couldn't so your shitty hands were Dealing with like touching all the door not well, my hands aren't covered in shit. Yeah, how do you poop? But that that was the public version of like a toilet getting stopped about like a friends party. You know, that was that like you think you can't you think like if you cause a stoppage in the public you can

just walk away. This was the instance where I couldn't walk away. It was my apartment gym. When did I still drink iced tea out of that picture? No. That only cool only pool water got into it. Yeah, then it became toilet water though. After it left it. So it never touched toilet water, but it held toilet water. It held pre toilet water. Could you have just gone to your apartment bathroom to poop and then would have solved all of this? Yeah, I mean, it would have involved me leaving the gym and going all the way back to that. It's pretty far. You went back. Oh, but you look back. It's far.

But you're thinking it's going to be a quick poop and flush. That's the same. Is that I, uh, I've got, I've used that restaurant. I'm not restaurant. I've used that restroom. I've used that restroom. Shout out. I've used that restroom.

A lot of times. Yeah. Because like you're, you're're you're like I work out there Yeah, it's right there. You work out in the morning or I work out in the morning and you got like you know Sometimes you don't time when your poop sees come and you have to go use it I'm I if I could avoid it if there is only a one bathroom situation like a one stall or like that It's just one door and like everyone shares that I don't poop in that. Yeah. That's my, I'm too paranoid about like, something going wrong. Yeah, I'm gonna be extra careful next from now on.

Anytime I ever get tested. I'll just bring a picture with you, every workout you go to. They say, at our climbing gym, I haven't been in like over a year, but they have the men's room, women's room, and then they have like the family rooms. I go to the family rooms,

because I can like lock myself in there. It's like the single stall door. Yeah, and then they have the family rooms. I go to the family rooms because I can lock myself in there. The single stall door. Yeah. And sometimes I just wonder what people are thinking that I'm doing there, because I'm just in there for so long. They just think you're the jerk taking up the family room. There's no families that are going to find me. That's fine.

But... Well, they won't be going to the bathroom while you're there. There were, they're like raising two daughters. The dynamic changes when you're single dad and you're and they're slowly turning into women. When they're babies, you know, it's one thing, but as you get, you know, like if you go to a family restroom and it's gotta go, it's like, all right, you guys go in that corner so that can use his potty because I can't let you guys be out just to run you around the public. I need you to be here.

So they just steer in the corner. And that's gonna be the most comfortable. Well, that was it was like getting situations. When they get old enough to actually like talk and everything like that, like you do have to, I had to go to that corner turn around. I need you just to face that corner. I cannot have it.

How are you down? I cannot have it. I'm not just smiling. So, so that it can do his business. That's until they get old enough that you can actually feel like somewhat comfortable meeting them. You can trust it for three minutes. Not even, I'm not even trusting them.

It's more so trusting the rest of the world not to steal my kids. And so that's always like a juggled in game. It's always a fun, not fun. That's the absolute wrong word. An interesting experience when you're in the women's restroom and a mom is bringing in her son. Because when you're that young, they need supervision and protection and all that stuff.

It's the same in the guy's restroom when they have a daughter. Yeah. But I don't know if you guys have this, but sometimes little kids do whatever they want and we'll crawl under stalls and stuff like that. One time I was in the bathroom and a little boy just crawled under my stall and I had no idea what to do. So I'm his face. So I touched him. Hello, and then I heard his mom go like, Brandon, get back here. Dude, that's the worst. You're gonna learn a lot today. Kick him in the face, that'll teach you. He'll never, he'll never stick his fucking head like that again. There are times when you're a guy, and you walk into a guy's restroom, and a dad is there,

and their son hasn't quite learned how to use the urinal correctly. And so he's just got his pants all the way down to his ankles. And so you just walk in the restroom, and you're just not ready to have seen, like, a bare ass. I don't have any experience to back this up, but I'm willing to bet Christa Maristas that. I think he does that to this day. Yeah, I'm willing to. I'm willing to bet he gives off that energy.

Yeah, he puts his pants on. He gives off the energy of somebody who holds up their shirt while they pee. If you knew everything you knew about Chris, but didn't know what he looks like, sounded like or never met him. How old would you think he was? Like from stories we've told stories.

He's told or that we've told or that like, things that he's done like. I don't know because Chris has some like, he has some very adult oriented stories. Feel like, yeah, alcohol related stories. So I would assume he'd be like late teens, early 20s. Chris is like the Ryan Williams film Jack. You know, his body keeps

aging at a rapid pace, which is a normal pace for other people, but it's like actual like inhibitions and and perceptions of the world do not age properly with him. Yeah, it's a very interesting fella. You know, Jack, that movie, everybody see. Yeah, I love Jack. I remember that one. I vaguely remember it. It's the premises that like his cell is like age four times as fast. And so he's growing four times as fast. Oh, so it's like reverse Benjamin. So he's like a kid, but he's Robin Williams.

Yeah, so it's like a, he's like a 10 year old and he's, he's Ron Williams. Yeah. Oh, it's a great movie. I don't think it's well reviewed or super love. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Anything Robin. Correct. So that anything he's in, I'm like, it was great. It was awesome. Correct. I get that one mixed up with big, which is their simple. They're similar. A little little boy who's mind inside of an arose of. Yeah. Yeah, it's also a one word thing Jack big Jack big Jack big

Don't say with your eyebrows Jack Fatilla somewhere just what Hey, uh, when we were coming in for this morning for testing like Jack was there already So, you know, I like rolled on my window. I'm just cuz he said hello. So I was like like, okay, I'll say hello. And, you know, we were talking and I was like, all right, well, I'm gonna roll up my window now so that I roll up my window and then like, I do my test, and then like, Eric Badoor rolls in, and then he's like two spots over, and then I feel bad, because Mike or AudioBix are like, also rolled in, but he saw that being Eric were talking, so then he like, leans back and square. and he rolls down both windows so that we can continue

our conversation. I was being a dick and I was like Mike can you just like lean back? Like me and Eric is talking over Mike. I felt really bad about it so I tweeted at Mike afterwards. I like I drove away and I was like I was so rude to Mike in that moment. I'm so sorry Mike.

I saw Barbara during testing. Yeah, I was just about to get my test when Gus rolled up. So you got to witness my very intimate moments. I can't watch. Oh, really? Yeah, I let her into it. I can't. Oh, I always sneak a glance at people getting their tests.

It's like a sexual experience that I don't want to see. And I want to provide privacy for it, because it's like they're penetrating you in your life. Let's not say intimate experience. Instead of a sexual. There's penetrating. Not sexual. It's not sexual. It's, well of a sexual, there's penetrating. Not sexual. It's not sexual.

It's, well, I mean, I come every time. Well, what I learned on last laugh is there's the, the nussy, which is the nose pussy, right? Which is a term that just started this past year and a half from COVID where people getting their little jabs up their nose. I think we use that in like an on the spot. Last laugh.

OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, that was the last laugh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That was a last last I get again everything we make content wise half gets deleted from my brain or just gets blurred all together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's good It's fun watching last laugh back. What are we currently on for? I think five is coming out this Thursday That's a big one. Ford just came out. That's a big one. That's a big one. A lot of people just came out. The floor was a big one. A lot of people. I was a big one. Yeah, a lot happens in four. I was very satisfied with the level of participation they asked me to do because there's no way in hell I wanted to actually be on that show. Why not? Didn't it look like fun? It looked like it would kill me with my

anxiety. It literally looks like like, oh, how did John die? Well, he did the show called last night. Because that show is my anxiety trigger. I have severe social anxiety and I get severely overwhelmed and depleted by social interaction. And so to stick me to room with six people and also on top of that, don't laugh, but also be entertaining. Make other people laugh. Right. We're right right to when they're trying not to so Man, well, I'm saying when they asked me they're like hey, we have a cameo's like great And then when they literally already had the cameo figured out that like where's can you do on the spot? I was like oh good. It's something I'm comfortable with I know how to do on the spot

I get to get familiar with I also get to like like I I get to be a villain which I love being villain, which is try to get people out with making them laugh. And so I loved doing that. It was great. It's, it's, it worked really well for that show because the stuff that happened during it and following the segment, like it clearly warmed people up in a way that we needed

to happen. Yeah. It's nice to be with Armando. That was that scene scene like of watching last laugh. That's the first only time I have been in a room physically with Armando. He flew in for that and I met him. I think even in I don't know if it made the cut

because I haven't watched the episode yet, but he was like, like we said hi, just many times. And then that's been it. I have seen I saw Kai when she came for, welcome back week. Yeah. And that was the second time I had seen Kai. But other than that. Have you met Charlotte?

Or was that also the first time you met Charlotte? It was in last month. Yeah, that I was actually the first time I met Charlotte as well. Because I've talked to this Charlotte and played video games. Yeah, it's good. It's when we'd streamed with all of these people. But last, when we filmed last month, was the first time I think I met all of them?

I saw a really funny comment that was like, seeing Trevor next to our Mondo is like seeing Jeremy next to Trevor. Just because of like the height difference. I'm on the tall. He's very tall. He's a big old boy. Yeah, and I thought Trevor was tall.

When is our Monday 6? 6'5. 6'5 or 6'6? Things 5. Tall man. He's like 62 we've been like collaborating a lot over the course of the pandemic and have become very good friends. You and Mondo. Yeah, to the point where we're like, we're going to play videos together sometimes we'll call each other like he's become like my closest pin

pal and we always had this weird running joke that we were going to fight each other to the death because I think one of us challenged the other one who would kill the other person like in like a Thunderdome situation normal stuff yeah and I always I know that I would win in the Mondays as he would win so like it went so far as when I picked him up to hang out with him before last off is going down I had a baseball bat in my car and I was like one no and I opened up my trunk and I pulled out the baseball bat it was like you're gonna die And I opened up my trunk and I pulled out the basal back, and I was like, you're gonna die! And then we hugged and it was fine.

And then you smashed him in the head with the baseball bat. And he died. That was a little bit frustrating at the time when we were filming last laugh, because we had scheduled ahead of time for... We had to do an episode of the Archie podcast here because last laugh was being filmed over there. Right, right, right.

So ahead of time, I had scheduled for Mando and Charlotte to be on that episode and we were gonna announce that we were filming last laugh season two. And then like that day I got an email that was like, hey, you know what, never mind, you can't actually announce that. We're not announcing this yet.

And I was like, well, how am I gonna explain that Mando and Charlotte flew in and are sitting here on the couch? Here's the thing. They're so fucking funny. Awesome. Awesome people that I don't think there was a single comment that was like, why are they here?

It was all just, these people are awesome. Yeah. But it's just, it's like, I hope nobody asks, why did they fly from LA just for this? You can always be like, well, we're filming something with them. Yeah. I think. I had a thought the first time I saw clips of Mando's stand up. And the thought was, oh, thank God, he of Mondo's stand up.

And the thought was, oh, thank God, he's actually good at stand up because when I heard he did stand up, I was like, the worst thing the world would happen is if he was hired on and became our friend, and then was that friend who just stand up but is bad at it. Oh, no. And so, that's just, again, talking about anxiety triggers,

like, oh my God, it's like having to go see someone's like a theater production., it's like having to go see someone's like theater production and there, and they're like a terrible actor. No, he's, uh, and so to see is like, it's like, it's not just like, he's good. It's like, oh, you're actually like really, really good. Like you're very, very talented. A lot of the standup clips have also gone, like, super viral on TikTok and stuff like that. Yeah. They're fucking funny. I think I might have seen one of his clips before I knew him.

And I was like, it's good. So he's very, very good at stand-up. He's someone with guys that like, it's frustrating. Because he's like somewhere in his 20s mid to late 2425. Oh, like early mid 20s then. And he's just like on the upswing. He's like doing great. And I think he had like a special plan and then like the pandemic out in the way. But he's just like, he's, he's like doing great. I think he had like a special plan

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One of the movies is not about dog though. I Was talking with Cameron about it because that Cameron I as I'm his manager We have a one-on-one every couple weeks and we were talking about this stuff and I Realized that I'm more than a decade older than Cameron and I'm and I'm realizing now. How old Cameron? I think 25. 36. 37.

You just turned 37, but I'm realizing now that I am like, oh, I'm a decade older than the like younger people in our cast now. I am now the guy who is like more than 10 years old. Just fucking learn Shane's the same age as Gus. Welcome to the club. Would you guess that? You've done better than he did at taking care of yourself.

And I mean that genuinely, I would have put you at my age is what I would have put you at. Shane's one of the crew behind the scenes. He's over there. He's saying it like he's Dracula. I don't know. He's behind the scenes.

Cause I feel like it's cooler that way. We're also in October. Spooky month. Spooky month. Behind the scenes. Cameras were buddy. Like where we live, Clip near each other.

And he just got engaged with his, soon to be wife. There's the term for a fiancee. I don't like French people. Got engaged with his soon to be wife. Soon to be wife. The longest way you can say it. Yeah, we're just, we hang out. Sometimes I run soon when I'm on my walks with Dutch.

And he watches Dutch when I'm out of town. He's a good little neighbor. Camer's one of the people that annoyingly got more in shape during quarantine because. dude, his fiance. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. It's soon to be wife. It's soon to be wife. Soon to be wife.

We did, when things were starting to get normal before like variance and all that should happen, we had like a birthday thing where he was like, he was me, Eric and Cole all had birthdays in May. So we're like, we should just get like a birthday thing where it was like it was me Eric and Cole all had birthdays in May So we're like we should just get like a lake house So then we had some people out that everyone was vaccinated and we all felt very safe That's such a good weekend is such a fucking great weekend That was so refreshing that we'd seen each other. Yeah, I spent the exact right amount of time with part She showed up with your girl and you guys are like oh

No, she could have stayed there all night. She is 100% energized by social interaction. It has been like deprived like crazy during quarantine. And so she actually like could have stayed and would have just chat with you guys all night long. Yeah, me. She turned to me at one point like, oh you're done aren't you? Yeah, bad. I thought you'd charge. Turn to me at one point like oh you're done aren't you? And oh, yeah, bad luck. That's great. John's not here.

You're watching me charge. But anyway, so like I was doing workouts out. There was like a little doc and I brought like some like bands and shit and I was gonna do my thing. Cameron went for a run. He came back, shirt off and he had taken his glasses off because he wears glasses. And then the whole like Superman Clark Kent thing made sense to me.

This is like holy shit. Cameron's hot as fuck. I thought it was this glasses. He's not hot, but it's just. He's also going for that Leonardo DiCaprio from the 90s haircut. Yeah. With like the bangs, the middle part.

It looks really good on him. We did a TikTok challenge today. That was a physical one. And one, I was very happy that I was able to do it. And you're strong boy. And surprise that I was very happy that I was able to do it. And, and, and, and, you're strong boy. And surprise that, I always think Chris is more in shape than me because he's, he, aesthetically has, shows more muscle than I do.

It's good, I think it's because he's very, it's very low in body fat. Yeah. It's very low in body fat. And he's, and he's got definition from working at the past. Yeah, so you used to work out a lot, yeah. That he's, it's still there. But he, I was, I was very proud that I see him

as more aesthetically in a shape that I'd like to be and but I was one who was able to do the physical challenge. I thought I'd as more of you, man. Oh, it's wonderful. It gets to you. But Cameron was doing it. And while Cameron was not able to do the challenge, I did have the thought I was like,

he still looks good doing the challenge. Like he's a good looking boy, you know? I almost got it. Yeah, it was a hard one. Gus almost got it too. I didn't want to show anyone up. I didn't want to make him feel bad. You'll have to watch to find out if I got it.

Oh no. We have a video we do want to film that we just haven't gotten around to yet where someone reminded us all of the fifth grade PE. Kayla was talking about that. Kayla was the fifth grade PE. Kayla was talking about that. Kayla was the one. Yeah. Are you fitter than a fifth grader?

Yeah. Oh, do you get from, you're like, presidential fitness center? Yeah, like the beat, the beat test and all that stuff. So essentially trying that stuff now to see if we're as fit as we were in like the fifth grade. I think there's like a running challenge, which I think that that would be like the greatest.

The gray area for me. The what? Isn't not the beep test? That might be a Canadian thing. It's where there's a beep that progressively gets faster and you have to keep making it back and forth on the beep. Oh, like a like a relay kind of back and forth. You're going back and forth. And like based on like what like the last beep you're on. So it's like this is the 10th beep, like the 10th interval of it. Oh, so when you don't make it, that's your answer.

Yeah, and they like want you to be at a certain number by a certain name. I call the presidential fitness session all our prints are almost fuck, because it was shit. What's, what's, it was like, I think it might have been a first lady who initiated it.

I could be completely wrong, but I think it was a first lady who did as a way of like trying to standardize health with our youth. What are these, what are the names of these things? What's a curl up? I think that's the setup. I think that's the setup.

Oh. So you need to do 65 curl ups if you're 17 year old boy, 44 if you're 17 year old boy. That was like the, like before we started to think calling things crunches. I believe that's kind of what it is. These are for fitness tests. Well, between the,

sometime the late 50s until 2013. Are you f**king? All right, some people in chatter saying Pacer test, which I don't know if you guys are familiar with that. I think it's the same as the beep test. They need boys to do a six minute, six second run if they're 17 years old.

What does that mean? A what? A six minute. What would distance? A mile. It just run, oh, oh, oh. Like that's, that's a, that's a fast mile. When I was like cooking it on a treadmill during like the early days of my like workout

journey, I was like, it was six minutes would fucking drain me. I think at my peak, when I was doing way too much running and not doing enough weight training, I got to an eight, maybe eight and a half minute mile, and I was proud as hell. I was never a runner. No, that, and I'm saying even that was like eight, that eight and a half minute mile, and I was proud as hell. I was never a runner. I was never. But I'm saying even that was like eight, that's the mile. Can't John doesn't do anymore.

That's not like John could do a marathon for eight, eight minutes, like no, that was like, John used everything for that mile. There's also something where you had to run it around a track for 30 minutes and like see how far you would get, I forget the name of that test. They just made me feel terrible. I just, they made, they really tried everything they could

to make gym class not fun. Oh, and it was always the, the, the, the President of Finns test was around all of your peers. Yeah. And everybody was just watching. If you could do the, what was the thing where to see how far you could like, you could reach. That was V something.

Oh. There was like, there was like a box. They called it top of the box was a ruler. Mm-hmm. And your feet were against the box. And you tried to reach over like kind of like a box. They call the top of the box was a ruler. And your feet went against the box and you tried to reach over, like kind of like leaning over. And try to go as far as you could.

I don't remember that one at all. I like, I'm conflicted on this because I do think that the way that they have the test, it's like not great for like the developing mind of a child and like what it does with a psyche. But I do think that like no, we should absolutely make our kids physically active. But it's just like there's a weird like,

how do you go about doing that and not make them feel like total pieces of shit? It's a way to make it fun. Yeah, maybe that's why they discontinued it in 2013. Yeah. Oh, okay, I got it. Yeah, like there's so many parts of like PE that were fun and enjoyable that like,

you could make exercise and staying active like actually something kids could look forward to instead of it being like, you're gonna run for the entire class. I just run. Cochanges and with our gym teacher and that guy was like everyone's hero at the school. He was just fucking huge and like he do like a pull up

and everyone would be like, he was like the hero. You played sports in high school, right? Not very well, yes. So my football coach was also my history teacher. Did you guys have situations like that where? Yeah, my dad is a history teacher, yes. So, oh really, and he's also a football coach. It was just funny because he was like super cool

and like everyone's favorite teacher, of course. But because he was also my football coach, he would call me B-Dunks every time and so I'd be like yeah B-Dunks Barbara like what's it like you'd have to like switch his brain in class to like call me my actual name instead of like my sport name To his history mode. Yeah history mode. Yeah, it was dude It wasn't until like much later in life that I looked back. I was like oh There were guy teachers. I thought we're hot and that's why I felt that way It wasn't until like much later in life that I looked back I was like oh There were guy teachers I thought we're hot and that's why I felt that way about them Because I cuz I I didn't realize that I was sexual brain I didn't realize that it was an option for me to be queer

Until much later in life and even then I thought of it as just a black and white world to be their gay or straight Not as a spectrum and so it wasn't until like looking bad I was like, that science teacher. I thought he was hot when he came in and showed us how the body works by getting on his tandem bicycle and doing some bicycling, wearing his tiny little shorts. And he was doing that kind of thing and showing us what happens to the body when it's in like physical, he was hot. That was the thought that was in my head. He just couldn't figure it out.

Yeah, I could have figured it out, you know? It's more the hottest teachers. Who? Yeah. Missing more. What. You just couldn't figure it out. Yeah, I couldn't figure it out, you know. It's the hottest teachers. Who? Missed in more. What subject? We don't need a name. What subject? Consistently.

The ones in rock music videos in the 80s, when they take their glasses off and shake your hair down. That was Missed in more. Second grade, she was gorgeous. I love that teacher. She was so cool. My philosophy teacher was, I think, like the talk of the town in my school. Yeah.

Substitutes were always the hottest. Cause they were like, they were like young people who hadn't got a full-time teacher position. So they were like, they were like people in the early 20s that were just gorgeous. I mean, I have probably like half a dozen subteachers that's like, you were very hot. I, I like recently moved and I was like filing a lot of stuff

and I was like sorting through old school work and things and I was like I should keep this just whatever and I saw like old school pictures and I saw from like fifth grade I think Miss Rush and I at the time she was just a true just a woman and I just like whatever you know but then I was like looking at this picture like this rush was a babe. Miss Rush. By the way I do know the name of that science teacher Miss Ram. Ramirez, and it's because he was hot. That's what that's what I come down to. I'm too afraid to say the name of my teacher who was hot because he was. I feel like it's somehow going to get back to him. I feel like I never had

any teachers that were even in the universe of being attractive. Yeah, it was like nowhere anywhere in the neighborhood. So I know it was fine by me. I do like the mental process that you went to, the Olympics that you went through thinking that your teacher was hot and just like, you know, the conflicting feelings like, the way that religion changed my view of like masturbation and exploring my body as a kid and like how these fucking guilt like days of my life ruined because I felt like I sinned and I was a horrible person. I felt so shitty and like they'd have those guys that would come in and they'd be like talking about,

you know, AIDS and then I'd walk away from it thinking like, I might have given someone some AIDS because I jerked off. Like, it's just so weird, I just grew up with so much guilt. Texas education, dude, horrifying to shoot man. I'm the, what's the,

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what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the,, a little, you got chocolate, or you got peanut butter in my chocolate going on. We had, we had a Wednesday night youth group at my church, and that was for, you know, it was the high school Wednesday night thing you come hang out, do a lesson from the preachers and like that, sing some songs, that kind of stuff. And that was an all year long thing we did.

It was like the cool night to go to church with all of you. Wait, was this a, what do you call it, it feels like an oxymoron there. Cool night. There's a name for it, right? Or was it your church? High school, this is high school. Right, so we had, it was at 729,

what the fuck was it called? It was like a Texas program. Oh, no, this is like the international stuff. Just mature, just mature. Okay, okay, sorry. And one night every year was the sex talk night. And so is that when the most kids would show up? Well, a lot would show up because they would actually have a Q&A session. Okay. You think some of our RTX Q&A's have been awkward. Oh, no,

this was also just on a new level. But half of the lesson was we'd all meet in the same room like we normally do big old congregation room because I was in a big church and listen to the preacher give a talk about sex and love and all that kind of stuff. And then we would split and the boys would go into one room and the girls would all go in other room we'd have very specific boy girl talk. And looking back at the stuff that they told us and the lessons they were trying to teach us was literally what created brains like that that were just like, let's just lay a heavy layer

of repression over a sprinkling of repression and then let's just seal that off with some more repression. But don't double condominium, because then you'll break it. If this is too much of a personal question, feel free to know comment. Do you consider yourself an atheist now? Yeah. Yeah.

So not just agnostic. Atheist. Atheist. Yeah. Full broke. I found this when I was browsing TikTok one day, there's a podcast called the Atheist. Atheist experience, which is fascinating. It's hosted by people who I think a lot of the hosts have were formally

yes super Christian and now are considered atheists fascinating. There's a great you know because we talked about it. It's such an interesting dialogue. I actually I I will try to check I'll check that out. I love listening to like like the Macro brothers clearly have you listed Macro brothers and talk about their youth. my youth that's my youth completely but Clint Macro is like cool though that's a is that their their stories almost exactly like mine because none of them are religious anymore yeah I don't know where they land as far as agnostic or atheists but none of them are anymore of that like you know born again Christian isn't their dad though like I mean they have them in

context he's still like a religious dude I don't know I don't know the story but they they make jokes about it but you know when we talk about TikTok, there's spaces at TikTok that you get. And I love the former Christian TikTok spaces. A lot of people that like, yeah. And I get content like that. A lot of them are like, you know, gays that are now, that you know, talk about how it was growing up.

But it's affirming, it's reaffirming to like, no, that other people had like a similar experience. Yeah. I just, I remember there was a youth outing thing where we, it was like a sleep away thing. It was out people? No. Yeah. There was like just a mass outing.

It was like a two day thing. We were like slept over at some person's house for the weekend and then like, you know, in between like, oh, field day things, we would also do like church services. And then the youth guy would have like a one-on-one session with each boy. I'm cool. And I remember he sat me down and I immediately, it was like, that was the closest I ever got to confession.

He was a Baptist and I just like, bald. And I was like, I did everything wrong. I don't think the Bible enough. I'm a shit person. I think naughty thoughts. And I just like fucking painted. I just't think that Bible enough. I'm a shit person. I think naughty thoughts and I just like I masturbated. I just I Minnith ago it was so fucking bad and I just like think back to that

It's that's one of those cringy things where I like I'm going to sleep and then I think about that and then I go Oh, I feel like that probably wasn't an uncommon situation for that guy to be in though Well, someone is putting boys in that situation like that- I don't think there's a lot of things that are very healthy. Well, someone on a institution, I might have been a TikTok, pointed out that a lot of like the environment that I grew up in of like where the Christian church

was at point, and I don't, it could still be there. I haven't been a church in forever. It's all about like really rising emotions up a lot and really getting like this kind of almost dramatic response for people to be in a state where they're almost hysterical in like feeling about their emotions and their wrongs they've done and having these kind of like big emotional stirs and that kind of thing. And so then it would lead you to have those kinds of experiences either at those kinds of things. I had the same at church camp with plenty of times where that kind of like it leads to a moment like that where everybody makes big professions of new renowned faith and everything like that.

That was something that was pretty common. I do want to clarify, we're not dogging on religion. I think that there's still religious institutes who can do it right and they like practice what they preach, but I think overall what we've experienced is not that. I think there's extremes of a lot of especially like in this day

and age, there's I think a lot of extremism going on. And it's just to me, I am totally at the same, I sort of like you do you boo, like whatever you want to believe in and stuff as long as it's just, to me, I am totally of the same. I sort of like, you do you boo, like whatever you want to believe in and stuff. As long as it's not unhealthy or cruel to other people or or infringes on other people's beliefs or rights. Right. Like the thing that bothers me about some parts of Christianity is how people or or there's

an obligation people feel the need to make sure like other people aren't sitting quote unquote. So they feel entitled to dictate what other people are doing and how they are living their lives. Like, you know, being gay is a sin or whatever it is. And like they, it's like their duty to make sure that people to save people. That's always like the framing. That to me is very, it's where it gets a little. Okay, like this is not just standardly. Do you think? Do you think? Yeah, I believe what you want to believe if these are the rules you want to follow

to like whatever you want to do in your life and the way you want to live your life. Great. But do you not take it? How of someone else? There is some some great stuff I've learned. I I got I started talking to my dad a little while back and kind of just, I actually have been documenting it. Having conversations with my dad and him telling me his life story, because he got kind of a health scare a while back and I was like, I want to know,

I want to have my dad's story document. My father's a pastor, who has been, that was his entire career, his entire life, basically. And there's been some great realizations from that of some of the stuff that I didn't realize he was even doing in the meantime, that in hindsight was pretty revolutionary for the person in the position.

And long story short, my dad started a community theater group in our church growing up. And that's why I'm used with the theater kid. We joked about the way I learned how to juggle is because of a production of Barnum. Don't laugh, okay. I'm not thinking about you're juggling earlier. You're fucking bullied. But I didn't know this at the time because it wasn't it wasn't told to me that in starting that production and he my dad did it specifically so that half the cast would come from the church. The other half of the cast had to come from the community,

people outside the church. And he knew that and to do that, he would have to be open to the possibility of queer people showing up because we're talking about theater, y'all. We're talking about what queer people in theater. And so he laid down a rule with the elders, the church. He's like, they're going to come in an audition and they're allowed to be in the show and they're allowed to come and be a part of this production company, even though you won't have them in the church otherwise. Interesting. That's how it's going to, this is how you actually do outreach or you at least make an impact on the community in a positive way. So judging the shit out of them. So I didn't realize this, but they're like, and again, in hindsight,

talking about like John Lincoln back, like, oh, there was hot guys at school. It's like, oh, yeah. There were tons of gay people in our productions, and I didn't realize that they were like, there was just full of just them homos. Like, that's what it was. And that was my father did that intentionally.

That's cool, which is crazy to think about someone that I was mortified until I was in my 30s to tell that I was queer. Yeah. That's great. That's a good dude. He's a good dude. I have like a train of thought here that I'm trying to like grasp on to. So if you want to go ahead.

I was just like, I mean, I'm John kind of like talking about, you know, the legacy and knowing about his dad's past and stuff like that. I've also been kind of beginning to that because you know parents are getting older and shit and like I'm now in a position and I realize this the other day like I'm as old as my father and my mother were when I was like X years old. I think about that all the time. It's so weird to do that comparison Like you would have like you having a four-year-old Because at your age your dad your dad at your age how old were you 23 Holy so you have a 23 year. Yeah, I'm sorry Gus. There's there's not enough time

Like there's like moments where and I need to do that where I need to have like more of a system My father but like there was like a cool thing that happened. I think it was RTX a couple of years back. We had premiered Arizona Circle and a bunch of other RTX productions at the Paramount Theater. And I brought my dad in, and he was kinda looking around. He was like, I want to have a concert here when I was your age.

I sat right over there. It was this person playing, and I was with this person, this person. And I almost like, I'm almost tearing up right now. I was just thinking about like, no, my dad was a young man. He was cool at one point My dad was cool once It's really making me think that we really need to get on this with Gus. I worry we don't have So I think we should really start documenting your story

Back when I was your age I Remember when they built that paramount. Oh my God. This is ultimate. See, you can say back when I was your age, and I would have said, I already knew you. You 100% are at an age and have spent enough time in Austin that you could point to a lot of places and be like, that was there. It's funny you said that before the podcast started, that's what we were all doing in here before you guys showed up We were just talking about all the movie theaters that used to be around town Yeah, what's changing? What's where it used to be pizza places that don't exist anymore? I think I was like we were talking about stuff from the 80s

I mean we went way back before you all got here. I was so intimidated because there was like a pot the one of the most recent Podcasts I was on it was you Jeff and Brian Gars like the three old minute rift and I was like all right you got to got a limber up I need to like be ready to like get down with the old dudes because I was like these guys know way more about life I do. Brian I I mostly can't stand Twitter anymore. Brian is one of the best things to follow on Twitter. So he says all the things that I want to say burns constantly.

Someone in chat pointed out and I think this is true that Armando is actually 23, which means that you could be his dad. He could be my dad. That's why there's such a case that it works out. This episode of Rst. Podcast is brought to you by ExpressVPN. Surfing the internet without ExpressVPN is like using your phone without a case. You'll probably be okay most of the time, but once the up-up, we'll have you wishing that you'd protected yourself.

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Yeah, it's it's a complicated thing to talk about because obviously like I Wasn't raised Christian and I never was like part of the Christian faith and I you know There's only so much I know about the religion but my understanding is that Jesus Was a very loving and accepting individual who was all about loving each other and being good to each other and supporting your fellow man. And it just seems like there is such a hard turn that there's a dissonance. There's a loss in translation that happens. Yeah, that's just, you know, something that I have a hard time.

Recki's also Jewish. I don't know why you haven't learned about him a lot in your Jewish. Yeah. I did not retain any knowledge. Just the important bits. As much as he should, I was shown there's like, what would Jesus do with his pants? How'd they run something? You know? Yeah, I mean, like, you know, if wristbands, they had their own something, you know? Yeah, I mean, like, you know, if the stories of him are true and things that he did or did for mankind were true, then like he was a good person. How old are WWE JD bracelets at this point? How old is how?

I had a bunch. I had a, I had a, when he's sick fucking neon green one with black letters and I was like, oh, those, those seem to be virgin for life, not until marriage, bro. What is this? What is the real J.D.? What you're gonna do to your wife when you get married? No, I don't know, I'll see an old man to be worse. Jesus.

No. They, those bracelets, I don't know if they were the start of that kind of a bracelet, but they definitely were the thing that made those bracelets. It's the thing. They were originally created in 1989. Wow. That's when the acronym was first before I was born. I had a resurgence in the US and elsewhere in the 90s.

As I say, it may have been made in the 90s when it became a stuff. That's one of those things like with the Dair shirts that I think they ended up like people take them back over, you know? Like they switch the meaning of it. Like if you wore a Dair shirt, it's like a target now. What does Dair stand for again? Drugs something? Drugs are rad, everyone.

Jesus Christ. That's the title of this episode. There was a... There were many people that come as being like, what did they talk about this? The last seconds of it. There was like a dare stand out from in front of a Chipotle one time. And I like told someone about and was like, what's up? What does that look like? What was what dare? Yeah. I don't know. But there was like a sign up. And I like I joked about it to like

I think he was like roses or somebody and he was like Inform me very quickly how fucked dare was and it's kind of like a remnant of the war on drugs The war on drugs, which in the end was not actually a war on you Just in presenting people in in awful awful things Yeah, and so then I knowing that the next time I saw them they were like kind of hounding me And I was just trying to get much pull pulley. But I was also on a call because I was in the middle of the meeting. So I went in and I got in my to go order for Chipotle and I was walking on the, oh, sir, you know, whatever. And I just remember

like, and I was still on the meeting and I was like, I'm sorry, I do drugs. I love weed. And I just kept going in and the meeting had stopped. And I was like, what was that? And I was like, sorry, just to reassign of people. And they're like, okay, drug abuse resistance education. Gotcha. Okay. No one ever remembers that. I already forgot it. I just read it.

I don't remember. A lot of people in the chat saying it was like bullshit or something like that. Yeah, total bullshit. And I know before the pandemic, I think there was a dare stand outside of the Starbucks by the studio. Yeah. And they tried to talk to me and everything.

I'm like, yeah, you know, dare's back. We're all about trying to stop bullying now. And I was like, no, no, I'm not. No, no, don't talk to me. If you look pants, them and left. Yeah, they had a bunch of shirts and one of them had a very clear, a zin blue line on it. and I was like, oh, okay. Interesting.

That's an interesting crossover. Are all the Dair shirts now, do they have a different acronym on them? Like, did they try to fix it? It's just D-A-R-E. I know, but it's about bullying, what's there? What's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's their, what's there? I don't even know if they were just saying that to try to talk because they could tell I was troubled by bullies when I was younger. I just saw that guy or I get out of a really nice car. We should ask him about bullying because he looks like he was bullied you sir with the emotional baggage. Come here quick side bar. Someone on this podcast really has to use the restroom. How did you know?

Yes, really has to use the restroom. How did you know? I was so bad. Should I? It was the beer. It goes right through me and the sun. Cool. I could come back though. Yeah.

OK. I'm just making sure that you don't want to end it now. No, no, no. OK, cool. This is the first time I've ever left the podcast. It's going to be a mess. Oh, damn. Yeah.

You're watching it live. Why is there a puddle? If you're a first member. Morning. All right, guys. Thanks for tuning in. That was the podcast. if you're a first member. All right guys, thanks for tuning in. That was a lot of questions. One of the other things they did in that medical I had to do that I told you about. Yeah.

It's kind of, it was actually really morbid. The doctor asks me, do you have any tattoos on your body? Any identifying marks and usual moles? I know. Yes, yes, yes. And I tell him and he documents all of them saying, okay, great. I was like, why?

So you're, that's for identifying a body, right? Oh God. Oh God. Your body is pretty identifiable, I will say. Gus' body is a wonderland. And I want season passes. I am still, you were, we talked recently and I was asking like, oh, a while ago, but I asked about like what your like dietary habits are, because you don't seem to really

change and wait. And you, you said, you put on some weight, but I'll say this, I saw you recently with your shirt off, which happens quite often at work. All the time. I think this time you're talking about you walked in on me, though. No, I did not see you that time. Okay, yeah. Actually, legitimately, when I opened the door,

did not look in, closed it. Okay. But no, like you were changing your shirt for me. And I think I saw you from behind. And your profile, despite whatever weight changes, never changes. You are a just straight, you only go out one direction. Right here, right here.

You do not go out to the side at all. It's amazing. Peter just made a really good point. So you had to tell the doctor about your tariff. I had to show him too. It was like, I got this entire lover right here. It's like, this bad boy. It's medically documented now.

Yeah. Anyways, that was like, again, This is a tarot lover right here. Look at his bad boy. It's a medically documented now. It's a medically documented now. Yeah. Anyways, that was like, again, just one spot. Like a tell goes out. It's your little biome that goes out. Yeah, I need to, I need to, I need to lose a few pounds.

What do you do to lose a few pounds? So you just like cut down on, I'm trying to stop snacking so much. But it sucks because now that we're like back here all the time, I just eat shit all the time. That way, I think even the soda is like, I normally never have that shit. Yeah, it's like extra calories I just try to like not eat as much extra shit outside of meals

That's like the big thing for me started doing a like ghost brand protein sports stuff And I don't do like pre-workout, but I did do pre-work out yesterday and my body felt like a wrecked penis because I was just like And my body felt like a wrecked penis because I was just like Rect penis and he wrecked a wrecked direct it was like Yeah, I'm gonna shit that I don't tip it with my body. I learned I learned a little trick It's very far. I just thought about that when I come in over I'm like in this building I was like is that the only girls bathroom is that the only one yeah no because because I think the one that our ours is the only guy bath I thought there was a comparable women's bathroom by the men's one no it is it is on the

other side of the building like pass the kitchen yeah yeah it's fun I thought about that and I'm wearing fucking overall just trying to take'm wearing fucking over I ran So far away dude overalls. Oh, yeah nice. Oh fuck seagulls great. I started wearing I wore I bought overalls of the day And I had three people giving compliments on them. They have good overalls. They're comfy. Yeah, they're really cool I want to tell you I Not everything I learned about is from TikTok, but I learned I learned a thing from TikTok of a little workout trick. Okay. I think actually works out pretty well.

And as a pre-workout snack, rice crispy treats. Oh. Did I not talk about that on the podcast? You did, it's about rice and chicken. You did mention it. The little TikTok thing. I didn't see it from TikTok. Okay, so there's a TikTok of a guy talking about how he was trying it out.

But then a nutritionist did a follow-up on TikTok and just broke down like the reasons why and I was like, well, it actually makes some sense. So I have a box at my house of like little 90-calorie rice crispy treats. And I eat those about like half an hour for a workout and it actually feels pretty good, like a little burst of energy. It's a treasure. I mean, it's obviously like sugar and carbs and that's what it is. But if something, something, what what's going off the camera, um, something

about like the little self serving size, single serving size, yeah, the kind of works out perfect. Not the giant ones in the kitchen. No, no, no, no, those are much bigger. Just get one of those cut into four. Yeah, yeah, I got treats did a Black coffee with an apples also great pre-work. Yeah, cuz the sugars in the That's all Christian bail eight while filming the machinist was black coffee one apple a day at cigarettes Yeah, I like dude. Yeah, have you ever seen the machinist? I mean looks like a skeleton. Yeah, awful sir He's going to look awful movie. What's an awful? He has the amount of weight that he has gained in loss for films has to be like at least a couple of people know. Oh, yeah. Because he went for a machinist to Batman and then he's he's he's lost weight again.

And then he got way that's got to be bad for your heart. Oh, has to be. But it's got to be stuck to be like that guy in Hollywood where it's like, oh, you can throw Christian barrel. And he'll like, yeah, he'll look however you want. Luckily, he also gets a lot of beans. Good for the heart, more eat than the more you fart. There you go. Nice.

And you borrow the dinner. So that would be, we did that challenge other day. We clapped at the same time. I was still happy. Yeah, it's the intuition challenge where you have to close your eyes and then like try to clap at the same time without like a countdown or anything like that.

Should we do all four of us? Let's do it. Okay. Okay, we're starting now So fast I think we got I think we got one I got I went and then you all three is you gotta let it breeze Okay, all over I'm really happy It's great for the audio listeners. Nope. We still haven't gone.

Yeah, so good. So good. Oh my god. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Oh, look at us. Wow. So we can get three of us.

That's what we learned. We can get three out of four. Gus Nido got it like. We knew that you did get it. You did get it. He's crazy. It's like that guy and his daughter that did it and is really cute. Except for it's you guys. I couldn't be your daughter.

I'm too old. 10 years. I finally get to see my family soon. Yeah, I finally booked tickets home to Canada. I haven't seen my family for two years. They're finally getting out of prison. Finally. Good for them. Good for Canada. I haven't seen my family for two years. They're finally getting out of prison Finally good for them. Good for them. I just weird to think about like I Was 30 when I saw my parents last and I'm maybe 32 like that's just weird to think about how like there's been yeah A two-year gap time. I'm Weird I wonder what happened between them now not much you guys still fighting it so as I Had a moment, I think I was like at a store, and I had my mask on and I also really had my most recent

booster shot and I was like, I feel safe. I'm okay. I'm okay. And I hope that things go back to normal, but in the meantime I was like, yeah, I'm comfortable. I'm okay. That's like that fear has worn off because now that there's more information about it,

and I have taken the Procognizance. I have your vaccines. So yeah, you know, all three of us soon my kids will get vaccinated. I'll get to actually I breathe the fresh air. I'm sure we're seeing that The audio that's like I've never been relaxed ever in my entire life Thank you for asking that reminds me of that how like this whole pandemic your kids have just been like, no, it's been hell can't get vaccinated. Mike, it's been hell. It's been hell.

Mike agrees. Yeah. And if you at this point, if you at any point see a parent out in public, just give them $5. Just you just give them $5. Fair effects. Yeah, or a $10. Just do that just because they have been through

something you do not understand for like the past year and a half. Do you take anything? I'll take anything. My family. I'll bet all that I have. Yeah, that's a warm. I saw something, I feel,

I can't believe I'm gonna engage with this, but I saw something that annoyed me that I feel like I have to address. Engage, engage. Some more. So, you know, obviously you see us here and we're back in the office, we're back in studio, we're filming content together. And, you know, we don't run the bumper anymore, but obviously we're all vaccinated, we get tested every week, every week when we're in here. We're we you know, when appropriate, we maintain distance. The people you don't

see behind the camera are wearing masks right now. We wear masks unless we're on camera. Right. But every now and then someone will see someone on camera wearing a mask because they can if they want to. Sure. And then they take it, they take that opportunity to then go on saying that for all of our posturing and all of our words that we are all hypocrites about worry masks. Oh because uh. And it drives me fucking crazy. If you see those comments, stomp that shit down. We are so fucking serious about trying to be safe about all of this, about wearing masks when we can, keeping as much distance as we can,

even when we're not filming, if we're, if us, we just spent earlier today filming other stuff in the other room over here, like when we're not actually in front of camera filming something, we all have masks on. We're all like, we're trying to be as careful as we can about it, even though we all, we all tested negative this morning.

We all have a vaccination. We all are vaccinated. Yeah, we're still trying to be as careful as possible. Just if it so happens, you see someone on camera wearing a mask. It's not because I don't know because we don't care. It's because they chose to in that moment. And that's fine. Yeah.

Sometimes people have a cold, right. And we know masks work for, the lack of spread of virus. So the same thing could be good. Not just COVID. Yeah. But other stuff. Yeah, because I just got over about it. It's the common cold, but they call it the human rhino virus.

Anyways, I'm like, I'm fucking huge now. I'm like a rhino. He got it. I think that that's what it means. Sometimes people just choose to wear a mask for whatever. If they're like, have the sniffles and want to be extra careful or like if they had a cold recently and they want to make sure they're over it before potentially spreading into other people or they're around

Chris Demarers and he smells extra funky. You know, it happens. It's just knowing we've been so we were so careful. We're in a situation to where there's control over it. So everyone's been tested. We know everyone here is vaccinated, fully vaccinated. And it's not the same as like, oh, you're going to a grocery store. Right. I guarantee if you see me have no idea who anyone is or what people situation is.

If you see me outside and I'm not like with this group right here in this scenario, I've got that mask on all the time. Yeah. I guarantee you the whole term of posturing. It's like, you mean trying to make sure people are safe and don't catch COVID and don't die? Like, it's just such a weird thing of like social justice. It's like, no, it's caring about fucking.

Empathy. Common good. And like people's well-being. I actually wore my mask today for something specific other than COVID walking to my mailbox outside where I don't like, I'm not aware of people, but I wore it because it was that time of the year where the trees just start releasing pollen everywhere.

I could literally see clouds of pollen in my neighborhood and I went, all right, I just got my hat on and walked and it actually worked out pretty well. So bad right now. So bad. I'm wearing it so people don't know who I am. And I'm admitted. Yeah, if you have sunglasses on a mask, you're gone. Indistinguishable.

Like a hat. Perfect. Yeah. My girlfriend and I were doing this thing. We're like, I think we're in our car and we're about to go to the drive-through. But we like had our masks on in preparation. So we're just like hanging out. And then I like, I would reach over and pull down her mask and then she'd be like going like this.

Like we were just cracking each other up by pulling each other's ass hums and having dumb fucking faces. And I was like, we just played a game of peekaboo. The idea of a good relationship, you can make each other laugh like that. Like so he's doing the dumbest shit. Who's that? Who's that? Where'd John go? Who's that? Where'd John go? Oh my god.

Security. Oh my god. That's Jason Bourne. My girlfriend, if we get to brag about our two others, my girlfriend who is a literal genius and makes me feel like a knee-and-throw plenty of times still has her funny little dumb moments. We're at one point. She we were driving to get food and she turns she goes, wow the moon's really bright tonight. I was like, that's the sun. You're like, yes, that's the title. That's no moon. It's the sun. And we both just started bustm up laughing and she brings it up still like she'll like the sun will be like, look at the moon. She's start laughing one of the best inside jokes.

More like it was one time where I kept getting a certain phrase wrong. You know that if it's from Lord of the Rings where someone goes, I eat it whole or something. I think it was like something where someone's talking about like, I'll eat it whole, but it was all eats it. I'll eat eats it whole. Was it like a orc? And I kept saying I'll eat its whole, but it was I'll eat it. I'll eat. Eat it whole. Was it like a orc? And I kept saying I'll eat its whole.

Oh God. It's gone. Okay. But I kept saying I'll eat its whole. I'll eat its whole and Trevor kept laughing. And that's like, what is wrong? What are you saying? You got to put that.

It's a very different spot. You're saying I'll eat its whole. God. I just kept saying. Totally upset. I'll eat its's hole. Oh god. I just kept saying. No, no, no, no. Tally episode, I'll leave it's hole. Um, yes, please say, please say, yesterday morning, I went on a quick errand,

and then I got back home, park my car, got out of it, and then as I was walking past my car to go back into my house, I like, looked, and one of my tires had like a bulge sticking out of the side of the tire. Oh! I was like, oh, that's no good. So like when it's going, that bulge is on, it's like a bubble, like a bubble.

Right, okay. It's like a bubble on the side wall. Oh, that's so good. It was like, that's not good, I have a whole kit. Yeah. So I was like, oh shit, I guess I shouldn't drive my car. So this morning I had to like get up early and like, right when the tire shop opened, I drove up there

and then I wait in line and get up there. get up there and then like what can we help with like there's a bulge on the side of my tire like oh yeah that's not good let's go look at it. So I showed him like yeah there it is and the guy's like whoa that's really big yeah you shouldn't be driving on that. And then he looked at your tire. Jesus. And then he like just happened to like glance at my other tire and he's like oh that one's got it too. Oh fuck. And I was like what you was yeah the back one right here look it's got it also he's like this happened to like glance at my other tire and he's like oh that one's got it to oh

And I was like what you was yeah the back one right here look. It's got it also. He's like did you hit a pothole really hard? I don't think so I mean the roads are kind of shitty in Austin But things he goes yeah, I like most of tires you'd be replacing now And it sucks it had sucks, but I think he's like he goes in looks like he's like yeah We don't even have those in stock either. We'll have to order them. They won't be here till Saturday and it looks like he's like, yeah, we don't even have those in stock either. We'll have to order them. They won't be here till Saturday.

That's like cool. So I can't drive my car until Saturday. Could they give you a rental if that happens? Well, it's just like a tire place. Like they don't. Oh, it's not like this for your rental car. No, no, it's like it was just like a tire shop. This is like, Blaine's completely uneducated theory.

Do you think it's because you're giving electric car and it like accelerates at such a rate that it like maybe caused that bubble? I don't think so but I mean what the fuck do I know I'm not a tire scientist? One either am I. Tire scientist? Is anyone? Any tire scientists in the comment section? It's just like it's just so weird to see like you picture that part of the tire like always being smooth. Oh, but luckily when I first got the car I bought like a warranty on the tires so they're gonna replace them for free smart.

Nice. Nice. Nice. Thanks. Thank God. So I just got to wait until Saturday to get my fucking tires for my car. My Jeep is also on the shop. I had to uh so it's ancient. It's like moves made in 95 so it's not ancient but it's old for a car or Jeep and And I take it to the shop and they leave it there and it is a place called Just Jeeps and it's literally fields of just jeeps. It's so many Jeep Wranglers and I played baseball with a group of guys on the weekends and I realized that my glove was in my Jeep.

So I had to drive there in my girlfriend's car and I had to stay, I was like, I was building it up to Eric Badoor, I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna stage a heist. I'm gonna steal back my glove. And they were like closed on Saturdays. And what it ultimately was was me just parking and just like walking through a field of jeeps

and then finding it and then taking my glove out. But yeah, for all you jeep needs an offstantect in the Travis County area, go to just jeeps. They're great guys. They didn't pay for this. Bleep that entire story out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Robert Listen to me. I I'm here for you Robert

Robert's the owner and he yeah, he's James. Good guy. Ask for Robert. Tell him blin since you just jeeps Robert will send you an invoice. Yep. Oh Go ahead and wrap this up Jeeps Robert. All right. Thanks. Thanks. Just jeeps. I eat it's whole I eat it's all that there's our there's our title. There's sheep's rubber. All right, thanks. Thanks, just jeeps. I eat its whole. I eat its whole. There's our title. I eat its whole.

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