Rooster Teeth Podcast - Do you Have a Sink Knife? - #686

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Jon Risinger, Cole Gallian, and Barbara Dunkelman as they talk about The Drip, slogans, the Sink Knife, improv movies, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Sponsored by MeUndies (http://meundies.com/ROOSTERTEETH), Stamps.com (http://stamps.com and use code ROOSTER), Purple (http://purple.com/TEETH10 + code TEETH10) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock This is a rooster teeth production Hello everyone welcome to the receipt podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Cole. I'm John. I'm Barbara. And I'm Gus. And this week we have a very special guest, the drip water. It's really crazy in Austin right now. We're in the temporary space as we mentioned before. And the roof is leaking like crazy. I didn't think them at temporary in that sense This space may not last through the storm So we have a microphone. Thank you Mike for sending up a mic on the drip bucket seeking here every time I don't know

Every time now it's really going. Yeah, that was a good. I just got a really good drip there a second ago It might be too much like before we went live It was like once a minute maybe. Now it's just like. Yeah, we're gonna have some nice like rain ASMR going for the whole podcast. You guys can feel like you're here with us, but if it gets too loud, I guess, let us know. Yeah, then there's some off-screen drips that we haven't identified yet that are back up in the ceiling over there somewhere. Right above the tile above my head. If we got run, Barbara has to run because the ceiling is about collapsed. I was gonna say you have a very you're very cute outfit today

It's gonna be ruined by the rain coming down on you as a bucket. I was like it's not white That would have been you would have had to pay for that art Can I address something really quick go what's up grievance just just not grievance. I want to address the community Oh as a whole. Because I realized I'm not on here all too frequently. I think that's best for everybody. But last time I was on here, I don't know what I said. But I'm sure I was candid and just honest about something.

But I got so many messages after that podcast of people really concerned about me. Oh really? Yeah, so I must have really just like had a rough week or something like that and so I didn't get that impression from you I didn't either. I got way I got a ton of people Yeah, really concerned about me. I think maybe you'll miss you on the podcast I think everyone is trying to say that this is really the drip mic is really loud. Okay cool. Okay. It's okay It's funny. That's cool. Okay, it's, it's funny. That's weird, I didn't, I mean, you were, you were, you're not that loud.

I mean, you were in this space, right? It was like, yeah. I mean, it's possible that you guys are, by you guys, I mean, you guys are just very normalized to my gander about, you know, I have anxiety, I have depression, I'm a hot mass and a lot of ways. And maybe I just was very much just that way on the mic for a for a for a few while.

And I think the community was just which was very nice. They're concerned. That's very nice. But I just want to say I am okay. It's funny. You say that because the other week, was it last week when Chris was here or the week before and you got all like nihilistic? And it was like, I was like, oh, I don't like this Chris. This is I'm not used to this at all.

This pandemic is bringing out a very interesting side of a lot of people. We decided everyone. Yeah. How are you, Cole? I think I'm fine right now. Yeah. We should do check-ins on everyone. We should do regular check-ins. Cole was on recently and we missed him. The three of us.

Oh, it was missed him. Oh, yeah, because we were yeah Yeah, and it sucks because we also miss Jessica like I had wanted her on the west Well, yeah, well, it was west's first time. Yeah, but it's like I had programmed that podcast forgetting that you Barbara you and I were gonna be gone Yeah, and I was like oh crap. I know we're going to be gone. And it was like, Oh crap. I know. So excited. I saw just on the schedule for something. Yeah, we were on the calendar invite. At first, it was like, Oh, we have to film that other thing. It's okay. We got down to what is and what isn't a bridge. So it was, uh, quality. Rivening content. Erick isn't here to say otherwise. McDonald's is a bridge. Okay. I don't want to rehash old conversations because people.

Well, there's a there's a McDonald's that's a bridge. What do you mean by that? It goes across the road all the way across the road. There's one. And in order to cross the yeah, this isn't there. There exists. No, it's not. Yeah, this is rehashing.

But just you just tell me is it. Or to cross it. Do you have to go through the McDonald's? You have to walk through the McDonald's. Yeah, it's bridge. Then yeah, that would be fast. The path. But it's the only way to get through the McDonald's? You have to walk through the McDonald's. Yeah, it's a bridge. Then yeah, that would be great. If that's the path, but- Is it the only way to get across?

If there's another way to get across, then it's on a bridge. No, there is no other way to get across. That is a bridge. Well, I mean, there's an on-eagle way to get across, like if you were- Right. If there's a- Even a chasm. If there's a-

Are you talking about the McDonald's in Veneta, Oklahoma? Yeah. Wait, if there's a- No? It's Indiana. I'm sure it's an Indiana. Well, there's one in Oklahoma, because. Yeah. Wait, if there's a... No? It's Indiana. Well, there's one in Oklahoma, because we would go to the one Oklahoma, but either we also went to the one in Indiana.

This is a bridge. If there is a chasm in front of us, and I lay down, and I have the only way to get across, that's what I am. I suck it, I'm a bridge. Eric sucks nice. That's what I always say. Eric sucks nice.

Yeah. The shirt. There sucks nice. I feel like this is now. Did you text Blaine that way? Yeah, I said, hey, Blaine what I always say. Eric sucks nice. Yeah. That's shirt. They're sucks nice. I feel like this is now playing that way. Yeah, well I say hey, Blaine, I'm soft. He never responded. So it's just what kind of friend he is. Did he read it at least? We were having a discussion. Oh, that's cool, bro. He's so supportive. Thank you, Rich, right? Yeah, I mean, if's the only way to get across that would be the bridge. There's also bridges that are all water.

That doesn't make sense. What if are they frozen? No, it's like there's a road underneath the water and it's just a bridge that only has water on. So it's a road. Wait, hold on. There's a road underneath the water. I'll show you.

I actually, I have a tunnel, but it's going to get to my files. They built a thing over it to move the water. I actually think that I might change my mind. I think I agree with Eric. No, don't do that. I don't think it's a bridge. Why? Because it's a restaurant. A bridge? Like a bridge is a very specific thing and it has a problem. Then you're just saying that things can only be one thing. It's a two-a-degree. Barbara, you're blonde, okay? You're right, yes.

So therefore, you can't be a woman. Well, I understand what you're trying to say. Wait, are you saying that you can be both a blonde person and a woman at the same time. At the same time. OK, that's interesting. But OK, if I was able, I was so strong that I was able to lift a whole McDonald's restaurant off the ground by myself and throw it up in the air, is the McDonald's now an airplane?

No, I guess, I guess if the air, if an airplane, if McDonald's performs the duties of an airplane, that's an airplane? No, I guess if an airplane, if McDonald's performs the duties of an airplane, this is an airplane. I don't know. Okay, well, we probably shouldn't be hashing right, because you guys talked about all right now. Definition of a bridge. Let's get to the root of it. Oh, it's like, it's a it's a both bridge. Yeah, there's water. You didn't have to do a very good job of explaining. You made it sound like you always explain everything. You made it sound like the road was submerged. Yeah, that's what I thought so a bridge is a structure carrying a road path railroad Or canal across a river ravine road railroad or other obstacle so structure Carrying a path across a road the McDonald's is a bridge. Okay, so the McDonald's is a bridge. Yes. What was that, the bridge? Yes. What's the bridge game?

Bridge? Like the card bridge? No, the geometric one that's on the computer that you make the bridges to go across a little thing. Oh, yeah. It's like bridge simulator or something. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. They should put in McDonald's in that game.

They should. That would be a brilliant bragging opportunity for you. I've, hey, McDonald's, McDonald's, I'm doing your job for you. We're selling. We're selling and then face jam will cover it And that's what will happen speaking of which they're doing their show. That's a perfect segue. What does it mean? Uh, no, it's uh next week in February 11 so people can show by tickets. I think so. Face jam in Chicago February 11. Check it out. It's the Then the kickoff was a very normal podcast tour should have been us but COVID nothing like a February Chicago, huh?

Good art tricks event.com to see nice and toasty with the face jam heroes. It's inside. Yeah, you're inside. People are just inside. You guys know it. I want the McDonald's hack menu stuff. Have you seen that? What do you mean?

It's all like a j-hackman thing. They added like they're adding what? Nothing. It's like is that gene What do you mean? It's not like a j-hackman thing. They added like, they're adding, what? It's like, is that Gene Hackman's menu? No, I hate him. Oh, we're on a j-hackman here. Did he turn out to be like a total douche nozzle? Did he? I thought he did.

I thought Gene Hackman had been a douche nozzle. Deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce. Deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce. Maybe I'm mixing up with another. You might be mixing up with another. Because I'm not a fan of that. You might be mixing up because I'm another old actor. But what's the McDonald's hack menu? They're adding, they're having it or they're adding the secret menu. Things that you used to do that you just like to hack them and you like a secret menu. Like putting gang bang. Yes, yes, like that. There you go. It's that stuff. They're adding that stuff

to the menu. Oh, I heard about this land. All of them, I will fuck with all for those things. Is this legit because Sean Hines from animation tweeted about it and somebody responded that what they do is they just give you the individual items and you have to make it yourself. Oh, that's bullshin. Oh, I mean, maybe there's like some type of because it's not an official menu item. There's some like legality there. Oh, it does say that it's not an official menu item, there's some legality there if they may. Oh, it does say that. It says order by name and build by hand.

Yeah, I don't need to fucking leave it. No, I want the magical people, the little elves that I assume make my burgers behind the counter to make me a land air and sea, and then hand it to me. You know, glorious McDonald's president. Have you ever heard about that? Like, it's like a psychological thing

where, food you make yourself taste worse than somebody, somebody that somebody else makes it. Yeah, it takes effort takes ever and like while you're handling the food and somebody, you're imagining what it's going to taste like. Yeah. And so instead of a food is magically presented to you. You're also like, what? I didn't expect this. Does anyone want to try to take a guess as to how many calories are in the land, air, and sea? So it's a filet fish, it's a McChicken, and a big Mac. Let me do some quick math.

It's got to be a four figure number. I was the last one. Or figure a big Mac. Big Mac, McChicken, and filet fish. I bet a McChicken is close to eight, three, or 400 calories, three or four hundred dollars. I believe it's one hundred five, maybe five. I believe it's three 80.

Okay, four hundred calories. If I'm remembering correct. The lay a fish has to be more than that. The lay a fish is probably four 50. And then a big match guy be somewhere around like six 50. It's about six hundred, yes, six hundred six 50. Do you guys saw him in it? 14 hundred?

Yeah, I guess 15 hundred. Anyone else have a guess? I'm a guess 17 hundred. Cause I think there's more bread. Mm. I'm gonna guess 1650. All really good guesses. A cordon McDonald's website, their menu,

the land-air and sea sandwich has 1,330 calories. I win. Yeah, closest. I win. But we were like, we said 14. Or maybe you said that. Well, I just guess something different to be different just in case you're off, but yeah, I ordered McDonald's a lot. So I know a lot of

the color. If they have like a hack menu, you should really order it on the kiosk, but you have to like hack the system. Like, there's something you have to do, like secret buttons, you have to push and like enter secret commands and you have to scroll down on the on the door dash to the blank base at the bottom. Yeah, and it's like a little, there's like a little simple there. And you have to click it. It's just like a, and then you do like a, and hacking. Yeah. All the like, a matrix

code comes up. Yeah. You, you talked about the psychological effect that happens when you cook food yourself. It, it took me back to a vivid memory I have from college where a Maybe it was an anthropology class Grit store teacher It was he was a very interesting teacher for that class I remember him and he had we were having a discussion about Like ego and id and are in our and how humans Proceeds themselves and then the opposite themselves. And it's really the most simple things you told us,

but it still has stuck with me in that there is something we have that specific defines when something is us and when something isn't us and when it isn't us, it, it, it, there's a drastic line. And it can happen even with your own body, where the spit in your mouth you're fine with. But if I feel the cup full of my spit, I don't want to drink that spit again and I was like yeah why cuz I like my mouth is coated right now with that but you

want the appropriate amount of spit in your mouth you don't want an extra amount but I wouldn't even like to paint the brush around my mouth and give me someone to moisten my mouth in my own spit I wouldn't so if you spin a cup and then somebody drained all the spit in your mouth and tried to replace it with the cup spit You would be upset big ropes, right? Yeah, yeah, that's disgusting. It's the same way if you're like Having a bowl of soup and there's a hair in it Even if it's your own hair If it's my own hair, I'll just be like I would ever but that also

Like but if it's someone like let's say it's someone else's hair But that also you don't like to, you don't like to eat. You don't like to eat. But the spit literally came from my mouth. Right. Interesting. So.

Well, I mean, you know, why don't we just drink our own piss while we're at it? Just, you know, but that also is not where the piss goes. That your mouth, you guys don't drink your own piss. But I don't like piss so much, but I also don't want to re-inject the piss of a free hole. drink your own piss but I don't want to reject the piss of a free hole right right that I don't want anything that comes out of my body naturally I don't want to put

back in my body I had a I had a moment today where I realized I'm sure I'm sure you all have to have moments where you're like oh the pandemic really shifted how my brain oh yeah absolutely a hundred percent and I had one today in the bathroom where I realized that because for so long, we were at home, and, and, you know, what did you, what did you wear as pants during the pandemic? Usually pajama pants. pajama pants. Yeah, sweats, stuff like that. Jojama pants. And so now, anytime I am out and I'm wearing real

jeans, and the jeans need a real big boy belt and I have to go to the bathroom and I have to unbuckle my belt and I have to unbuckle my jeans. I have to unzip my pants and I'm like, this is too much work, okay? I like it so much better when I'm at my house and I just go, man, I just pull down my pants and I stand there and I pee and I'm done to pull it up. We chopped on we have a sponsor They're not a sponsor tonight, but we have a sponsor who makes pants that are like they're like sweat pants But they look like slacks. Oh, you're wearing those under the other day

I was wearing them the other day we had to film something it was like I was in an office I had like a button up shirt and I was wearing those pants and Blaine was looking at me goes Wait a second those are real looking at me goes, wait a second, those are real fans. That's amazing. Those are stretching. Those are, yeah, look, they've got no zipper. They've got like the twisty ties. Yeah.

You suckers, so these are comfy. You're all wearing rough pants. Rough pants, you see. Eat it. But it's like watching the realization come where Blitz is, because wait a minute. You're the imposter. You got betrayed.

You want to know the most annoying thing on Earth to wear? Oh, what is it? But if I'm wearing them tonight, it's tights. If you have tights on with a romper on, which is like one of those like one piece things that has like the button at the back to go to the bathroom. You got to fucking on button it literally get fully naked, like tits hanging out and everything. And then it out. I like your illustration of your tips that are just this. Wow. Listen, some of us are aging.

Everybody have an aging gear tips? Don't go now. I'm just like, it's like this is aging. It's like this is aging. It's like a deer turtle pet. So I just sit there on the toilet. As you do.

I don't know. I want to see that part in the corner. just want to see that back in the corner. I just, sometimes fling them, you know, just out of the way. And then you got to take down the tights and then the underwear and then to put it back on, it's like literally fucking. You're basically getting undressed and redressed anytime you have to go to the back. That seems annoying as hell. So, you know, I have some of those rompers and granted the ones that I've got they're

made for for men. And so because I apparently the fashion industry likes men better than women, it put a zipper in them and even pockets that hold a phone. But so I can go I can go do my peepees that way. But if I didn't need to do a Tuesdays, it was like like because I wore them to RTS. And so I'm in a public place. And so so you not only take it down, but I don't want to touch the bathroom floor Mm-hmm. So like if you had a camera you just see me sitting there holding my onesie to the side Well, I didn't want to take it all the way off. Yeah, I don't want to take it fully off like usually you take it off So I don't want to just sit on the floor

Close imagine us being like you So it's just like you're just sitting here holding your clothes, trying to do a tussies. Feel so vulnerable. We'll just sit there like with my tip hanging out. Yeah. That's how they come at you when you take your bra. Yeah.

Watch out. Keep a two foot glimmer girl. Gross. No, come at you for the your bra. Watch out. Keep a two foot clever girl. Gross. No, come with you for the front, but the side. It's even worse if you have like a jacket or like an over shirt on because then you've got to take that full thing off. Then the thing is really is a bummer. Yeah, but worth it for fashion.

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And she and it's, it's, we make it to the laugh all the time. And the other day we went for a bike ride this weekend. And then we came back and we were like changing and everything. And she just yells over. It's like, hey, John, come on, we're a feel how cold my tits are. Yeah, it's a cold tits kind of day. But what was crazy was it was the underside was cold. Yeah.

And so, but I went over and I was like, sweetie, I will always, okay. I will always. Where when you went to feel, what was like, did you go for full grab or did you? Did you want to do a little bit like this to make sure I could feel the under one? Yeah, okay.

We try to feel a little bit of under and sites that we could see the template compared. Yeah, I'm a gradient. Yeah, I'm enjoying the boobs still at the same time. Yes, we, Trevor and I went for a walk this weekend and we got home and he's like, sweet, come in here and feel how cold my balls are. The undersides.

The undersides. The undersides. Yeah, which is, they're supposed to stay warm. That didn't happen. I just, I maybe, it made me bust up laughing. Well, you can't let them get too hot. It's no good. I mean, right?

Or too cold. Got to keep them perfectly temperature, right? Do you know why when they fix dogs and cats, they fully just take off those things. But then if they fix a dude They just go in very precisely and get a little nicked. It's probably just aesthetics Is this aesthetics because like because like as humans were like men are supposed to have testicles that are visible Yeah, I think we're probably also better at like protecting it

If there's nothing important in there to protect anymore for a dog they might like run around like rip it or something They have replacement balls to dogs. Just new to new to Pupp Eric. Can we have some new to Coles Eric? New to sponsor please and we can use them. Remember how people used to use like those balls with the ring. They would make like the bells and the

day but we doing the labren thing. So in true RT podcast fashion, I need to bring up a question. They're access to. Thank you, Eric. I think Trevor might have brought this up on off topic the other week. Do you guys have Sink knife? Sink knife.

I think I know what that means. You can we define each of us, I think I remember. I think it's Sink knife. I think it's sink knife. I think it's a knife. You don't use for regular purposes like cutting food. It's a knife you keep by the sink to like cut open packages or pry things open. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sink knife.

And here's my guess. Sink knife is whenever you have cream cheese that you need to spread on a big ol' you have the knife at the sink that you always pick up that one, spread it, and then immediately wash it off. I hate all of this. That's ready to go. Whip around too. Cole is definitely close. Oh, what's your sink knife, John?

I think it's sink knife, like a something that upsets you where a guy will use a knife and then just put in the sink and let it sit there. No. So Cole's pretty much dead on. Trevor and I have a knife that we use for spreading things on two toast bagels, whatever, that doesn't get dirty enough for us to want to put it in the

dishwasher. So we just kind of leave it by the sink kind of hanging over. So if we need to, we could just kind of rinse it off, wipe it down and use it for something else. Because we use it, we spread a lot of stuff on stuff. They apparently do. Like you have a lot of spread. But also like both he and I hate doing the dishes. So it's like oh we just need a knife for this quick thing. Just grab it there. Because you're not eating with it like a fork or a spoon. What are you spreading so much? Jams? Jams and butters and uh... I guess I don't spread enough to have this problem.

Cream cheese. It's just is just bread with a spread. I have very common food in your house. It actually is. One of our favorite snacks is toast with butter, or just bread with butter, or peanut butter. Peanut butter actually we have a lot of too. I don't eat breakfast often when I do it, it'll be like a bagel with cream cheese. Yeah, you need sink knife.

Yeah, sink knife. I also have sink spoon for anything you're mixing. Like if you have. Just get a clean one. I just get clean ones. I don't have sink knife for sink spoon. I just get a new one. That's in the drawer Just a little to the left. It's on the other side of the kitchen. Yeah, my big is your kitchen, dude at least like six feet Hub that's a lot of work. I just say if you if you lay down your body across the two sides

You told them that's no, no, would you be a bridge for your kitchen? Ooh, who's crossing it? You can anyone cross your cat. Oh, Lupin could totally cross you be a bridge for the bridge Yeah, cold a bridge. That's the title of this episode Then's me I just think there's a number of things I have saw it and chat a little bit like certain things that you use But you don't fully use it so you could still use it. Do we have do we have someone who can make a poll in chat? Do you I don't know to ask if Oh, people have seen my sink cutlery I could if I was if I was logged in somewhere. I don't know how to make polls. I'm a better not to make polls

Uh, I don't make one. I don't spread enough things because I don't think it's any sprites you. I don't eat a lot of like just bread by itself. But you have a perfect opportunity for a sink spoon. You eat cereal. Yeah, but you actually eat cereal very often. Oh, I eat cereal for my special times. Yeah. But I would probably the closest thing would be when I was at the height of really, it's really making up like a block. It's making a plot now. It's splash all around the lip. Should we move the mic?

The mic is getting wet. It's the mic is super wet. OK, to be wet, Mike. OK, um, because it's going to reach, it's like eventually going to reach the mic, the top of the trash can wet. Is it at the halfway market? OK, so it probably won't fill up on the podcast. That's when the podcast is done when it's full. It's like an hourglass.

It's like an inch full. Oh, there we go. A poll. Yay. Thank you, all God. All right. Someone, somebody in chat said was about to say, thank you, Paul God, maybe a coffee spoon. Okay. Yeah, that's an example too. Like, something used to stir something with, and then ding, ding, ding, and then put it to the side. But then you were yelling at me,

told me to go all the way across my kitchen. That's, I was saying, maybe. Take a bridge. But I, but I, but I usually just get, I have a lot of spoons. And so I just use the spoons. I turn around you guys are holding hands, and I like because we are.

We are holding hands. Well, it's comforting, okay? I have a lot of different spoons. I Have the coke spoon got the Pepsi spoon No, I just have like the ramen noodle spoon that you get at the stores or the restaurant They're like kind of thicker the bowl. It's like a little bowl I have one very special cereal spoon that was that came I met the spoon. Uh, yeah, they had, um, yeah, they had a special bowl that came with a special spoon. That was like a special thing a long time ago, and I have a special spoon.

I did not get that. I've had magic spoon for it's very good. It's delicious. Yeah. Um, I read an article a couple of weeks ago about how McDonald's did away with their coffee stirer spoon in the I think it was in the late 80s because it became super popular as a cocaine spoon. Oh wait, I'm sorry. How do you put a little on the tip? A cocaine spoon is like that little anyway.

So that's small. Yeah, that's small. Right. I was thinking a much bigger spoon than that and I was like I don't think I know You hear me I think it's a surprise of nobody I have not done the cocaine It seemed like it was like a black market item where people were Okay, I've never even seen cocaine being done. That's how like IRL. I mean I've watched succession Well, obviously like in movies and stuff, but oh, you remember that spoon. Yeah, they didn't sell it anymore Legas look on the end. Yeah. Oh now I want one of those

How much do I go for an eBay? What the poll say I Know so it's margin of error. Probably you can't just say margin of error and that like does anything. That's a 40 is 60 poll. That's like a margin of error. Like that's probably within the margin of error for neutral. Okay. Okay. Yeah. That's all right. If you're going to have a sink utensil knife, that's the way to go.

60 40 60 40. There's one you can buy here on eBay. Buy it now for $9.90 and the title of the auction is rare band McDonald's cocaine spoon. They call it the cocaine steak. Hey, guys, I'm gonna need you to buy that for me. Right. I'm gonna need I'm gonna need. Hey, hey, I'm I'm I'm giving you I'm letting you buy me a birthday present like that. That's early. The cheapest one I can find is about seven bucks, but the going rate seems to be between nine and 10 bucks.

For a- Okay, I will look forward to you gifting me a McDonald's pizza. When you said that you saw it for sale online, I thought you were still talking about Sink knife. And I was like, what? I was like, I was like, a specific Sink knife for sale.

No, no, no. Oh, they're so cool. I remember those. I like the little M on the. I feel like those aren't McDonald's that to stop making them. Cause it's like brand know. Oh, they're so cool. I remember those. I like the little M on the. I feel like that's why McDonald's had to stop making them. Cause it's like brandy. I feel like was that was that was there other utensils

they had that had that little M or was that the only thing? I think that was it. So I'm thinking you're thinking the little coffee stopper. Didn't it have it? Oh, maybe. Yeah, I definitely seen it before on other things, but yeah, that's 80s. I'm sorry.

This sounds I'm gonna make sound like an old person. But 80s and 90s McDonald's was peak McDonald's and I'm sorry, anybody who didn't get to experience it because it was like, they really were pushing those characters. The playgrounds were the best there were because they were highly branded to the McDonald's stuff. Like now they're all the same plastic, you know, shapeless, faceless stuff, but it was like, there were grimaced toys on the the and they were all the hard

like metal stuff that heated up in the sun. That felt awful to slide down. The toys were the best and they had, I may have been during the 90s that they had the whole Disney run where Disney partnered with McDonald's. The dollar menu was actually a dollar menu. I remember getting happy meals and being so excited for the toys because they were such good high quality. Actually being happy. I remember actually being happy. No relation to McDonald's whatsoever. Getting old.

They did. They had the Pokemon cards in there recently. They did. Oh yeah. I got some of those. I still have a bunch of books. McDonald's has done a number of things to like really drive traffic there. Like they do the monopoly thing, which always is crazy for them.

And I've been like, they haven't done that in a while, have they? I don't know. Ever since that Mcmillons came out at HBO. I have no sense of time anymore. Like in Peter Hayes, hard grimace. Hard grimace. McDonald's, my life. The ads were great too.

Like the Christmas ads and McDonald's Christmas ads. Did you remember the star falling down that ad? Mac tonight, remember Mac tonight? Yeah. Did anyone else remember Mac tonight? Yeah, we're not gonna talk about Mac tonight. Oh, why can't we talk about Mac tonight? You know what happened?

What happened? He became a symbol for like, for white supremacists. Did he? Yes. What? Yes. He became a symbol. He was like a singing crooner woman who played the piano.

You're telling me, a character from McDonald's became a symbol for white supremacist and it wasn't Ronald McDonald. It wasn't, it was Max and I. Apparently, McDonald's ran monopoly just recently August to October in 2021 after a two and a half year hiatus. It's only like a month. August to two months. Here we were talking about, I was thinking about why Ronald would be a white supremacimble. And they also, I'm in the cartoon.

This one, they look like VHS's. Yeah, that guy. He's like the moon. Yeah. He was great. He was great. I did love him. I even had a toy of him.

He reminds me of J. Leno. We kept playing too much of him. It was great. But yeah, you literally Google like, uh, Mac and I from YouTube and you will find a bunch of YouTube. Mac for Mac. Mac for Mac. Mac tonight.

Mac tonight. Uh, and you will find like a bunch of probably YouTubers who have like, like, docky, like have like, uh, who we call it, kitchen. Like, video documentaries on like, what happened to him and it's like I think the fun plan did an episode on it who? the fun plan oh who did a who did an episode with Jack and Jeff for and a pass oh oh god that's super cool did you find it oh god oh god see it's worse and worse yeah So it sounds like we're not showing this on stream.

Oh, man. What happened? He fell on our tongues. Oh, no. This is awful. Yeah. So that's a, that's, but, but, but, but I agree that in the 90s, I love Mac tonight. It was, it was a fun little character.

And he was, they, they, they had him in, in the stores too. What was the slogan from McDonald's before I'm loving it? Who loved to see smile? We loved to see you smile. That's right. Wow. Yeah, that's a damn good memory, Cole.

I have to think about that a lot. I think about all of McDonald's, I was like, I feel like why'd you change it? Why'd you change it? It's a very iconic slogan. Yeah. It's funny a few years ago, I was, I think I may have talked about it

some times years ago, but I was thinking about the different slogans for each of the home improvement stores. Like at the time, at the time home depot was something like, you can build it, we can, no, yeah, you can build it, we can help. I think Lowe's was, let's build something together. Yeah, I'm a, and then I think it was McCoy's was like, go build something. It's like the first a man. And then I think it was McCoy's was like, go build something.

It's like the first two are like, we can do it. Like, this is a third one's like, eh, fuck off. It's more like an annoyed father to start tired of hearing to get and just go build something. Go outside.

Keep, get touch some grass. Go touch some grass. Isn't home improvement getting rebooted? It is. Really? I think home improvement is getting rebooted. Home improvement reboot. Like, like I think Tim Allen involved. Tim Allen's involved. Okay. Is it? Am I right? It says that they're they've hinted at it last year.

Okay. I don't know that it's I don't know that it's necessarily 100% confirmed. It seems like they're probably trying to make it hatchet. If I threw out a slogan, do you guys think you can name the brand? Go for it. It's from what is it all probably? These are just popular companies. Sure. No, no, no, these are like small little things.

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Vegukany, just one. Think outside the bun. Walgreens. Is that Taco Bell? Yeah. Feel how cold my tits are John's go from the brand think big big John. I know this one big lots Just think about us just think please think please just think about us once we Thought about it. We're not records anymore. We just think about I'm X I'm X I'm X Oh, yeah, I think that's still what's in your wallet. Oh, that's a very secret Gus is gonna know this one immediately shave time shave money. Oh, yeah Don't you want to say it? They're not sponsored. Yeah, dollars a club

Oh yeah. Do you want to say it? They're not sponsored. Yeah, dollars a club. They have to pay for that now. John, have it your way. McDonnell. Victoria secrets. It's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,

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Oh God, we should talk about that. I was like about that we're done with Barbara. Sorry, we got no one. I have a couple. Give him a good amount. Cole's got the next one for sure. Because you're worth it. There it is.

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That would be Gatorade. Gatorade should partner with the Trojan. Is it in you? It should. Let's see. Everywhere you want to be. That was a full house. Everyone wants to be in it. It's a, that's a full house. Everybody wants to be in there.

It's a Mastercard. It's Visa. Visa, damn it. Nothing runs like a deer. John here. That's what you're making. The ultimate driving machine. BMW.

How do you know these? Jesus. Cause I'm old and like all the lot of these are older. Let's see what what one impossible is nothing. Tom Cruise. I don't know. Indeed is. Adidas. Adidas.

Adidas. Go further. Victoria secret. Go further Victoria secret Go further. I feel like I know that one. Um Shit, shit, no, I don't know Ford and I'll do one more. I just remember Ford is the best in Texas. Yeah Ford is the best in Texas Challenge everything Victoria, come on. Electronic arts. Oh, that's an older one. That's an older one.

Oh, last one. We try harder. That one, I have it. Avis. No one cares. No one cares. No one cares. I think I might have been trying harder. I remember before Uber when people had to do that. And it was exciting to turn 25. Yeah, finally went to car. So excited. But then I was like, I can just Uber. Yeah, there's a ton of them. That's fun. Like a trip down memory lane.

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Stamps.com never go to the post office again. John sent me a video the other day. I didn't believe it was real at first. I had to like look it up and to confirm it. Yeah, confirm it. It's like it's audio only, but it's like air traffic control dialogue with a student pilot who's out on his first lesson and his instructor passes out. And he's in the sky. And he's like calling the tower like, I have an emergency. On his first line.

Yeah, the towers like, do you have any experience flying to planes? This is my first lesson. And he was talking about how he's like, he was trying to get the instructor to wake up or stay awake. But he's like, he's leaning on my shoulder right now. And it ended up happening to him like, you landed actually, but what happened to the instructor?

They didn't say. Oh, okay. They said that he went to the hospital and he was in stable condition. Jeez. I don't know. Yeah, the audience really cut down. I read up on the story.

I said, it said that the air traffic controller talked to them for an hour, having them circle and practice. And they finally, they were like, all right, try it. So, at that point, have you been, like, has we been doing enough practice on the ground that like you have the tools? So he and the back story was that he had done

two ground lessons before. Oh, but still not enough. No, no. In taking my lessons, I felt like I was kind of dumb and slow and landing the last thing that I think I got good at. It took me about 80 tries before I could do it consistently well. And like in ground. No, like in the air actually doing it going up and coming down. Yeah. Yeah. It's a it's funny because even at one point, he still has a sense of humor and has a presence of mine

to say like, if they think I'm going to pay for this lesson, they're crazy. That's like copium. I just need to get this joke out because I was about to freak out. The only way to cope at that point. Yeah, I guess it happened in Perth a couple of years ago. And they just guided him through the landing or something? Yeah, and then like you can hear the air-charmaturel when he's coming into land. Their charm-cholver's like less power, less power, nose up. Okay, good, nose up.

Okay, let's do fine. Do fine. Keep it steady. So like normally whenever you're like learning fly, is it like a learning to do knows up. Okay, good. Know's up. Okay. Let's do fine. Keep it. Keep it steady. So like normally whenever you're like learning fly, is it like a learning to drive in a car like do they have a break pedal on their side? They have all the exact same controllers are mirrored. So like they can do everything you can do from the priority. No, they both.

So like if you move yours, there's moves also. Yeah. Or if they moved in your status. Strength. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like this, like they're linked together, the writers and the. But there's overpower you though, like if they went to the

lot and you were trying to go to the right, it's like all connected. It's a strength. It's going to say, yeah, what if your student goes crazy? And it's like, I want to go this way. Yeah. I want to go to Sydney. Make them pass out. I don't know. We have McDonald's back at home.

It's a bridge. Yeah. We don't talk about. Well, that's the next innovation. A bridge you can land on. Get your McDonald's. There's a new air, a McDonald's aircraft carrier. Oh, the USS Ronald. Yeah. That'll be in the future. You talked about it on the post year last week though, but you flew and landed by yourself for the first time. Yeah, the instructor like got out. You're like, we landed in a lock heart and you're like, mid-flight, mid-flighty got out. Yeah, we landed in a lock heart. He's like, go ahead and get off the runway. And he's like, he opened the door. He's like, all right, I'm going to get out. Go, go do it. He's like, okay, I got to pick us some barbie Q. I gotta pick us from Barbie Q.

I'll be right back. Just tell them I'm with you. I gotta pee. That's one of my fears is that I'm gonna need to pee. I'm a proper, so you have to take it all by often. Yeah, yeah. It's a whole thing. It's even worse than a plane.

Imagine that scene from the Simpsons where it's Marge and her mother on the road and the plane flops over and go, and I imagine that thing you over your instructor. I love that montage of her with all of her airplane feeders. Let me off, let me off, let me off, let me off. I'll just watch that episode. I've been rewatching The Simpsons as well. I'm on Season 2 currently, because it's all like on Disney Plus. So it's like in the morning so I'm like taking a shower and get ready. I'll just put it on and have it on and rewatch it.

So I rewatched all the Season one, which I almost never do. And I'm a season two now. Have since since 20 20. No, God, they're on 33 32 at this point. I must say that's too many sims since a lot of sims. That's too many. It's been gone for a long time. 30 years.

What's the last recent episode you've seen? I saw one from this past November. It was like a, it was a weird episode. There was a two part episode. I saw both. That was like a parody of the TV show Fargo. Hmm. And I thought that it was, I thought the episode

actually really good. Like the whole premise is that netflanders finds like a bag full of money and then like criminals are out to get him. There's got to be somebody on their staff maybe I depends on how they've done animation for it. There's got to be somebody there who's animated Simpson's the longest and they have got to be so fucking tired of drawing those yellow people. But they ain't tired of cash in that paycheck. Sure. Sure. Totally. It's funny looking at like key art for shows like that.

For some reason, I don't know why Instagram suggested this like, King of the Hill art page, where it's like you see like the drawings, like this is how you draw, like they're just the heads, like all the different expressions of each different character, like, and then like don't draw it like this. Yeah, you know, this, not like this, like and then like don't draw it like this. Yeah, you know

This they're not like this in the like measurements like this is how their face should be in proportion all the time I think like the entire archive of King of the Hills still down at Sam Marcus Texas State University Oh did they have it at the top of their library? They have like you go and like look at the Like all the storyboards and everything for King of the Hill. They're like a museum for I didn't know that Still the scene a single episode of that show. They're like a museum for I didn't know that. I still haven't seen a single episode of that show. Oh, that's a great show of it. I feel like I would get it.

I when I tried to watch it one time when I live back in Canada, it was like, I don't get this. Yeah, but now that I've lived in Texas for 10 years, you get, I think I'm yeah, yeah. I never liked to watch it. And it was completely born out of the look of them, bothered me growing up. I like hated it because it was completely born out of the look of them, bothered me. Growing up, I hated it because it was ugly. Like the look, what's the son's name?

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That's like what I hate about, I love that kind of weird stop motion, like, which one? Fantastic Mr. Fox, the western stop motion, yeah. Yeah, westerners, yeah. I just, it just makes me uncomfortable. Did you see, I love dogs? No. That was the West Anderson motion. Yeah, yeah, what's Anderson? Yeah, I just it just makes me Did you see I love dogs? No, that was also like similar style. Yeah, you want to do you have Is it like a dude like Coraline or Paranormon? Really?

Have a standing. Those those we were talking about our you know our opinions on recent Disney things but like a I love Like is like a crazy company because they never make any money on any movies they make. No, I don't know how. It's the making movies because the, I think the owner, like the president of like is the son of the guy who owns Nike. It's insane.

Even like, even their last one, just do it money. Even their last one they did, missing link. The marketing was terrible. It looked like it was gonna be horrible. I totally didn't want to see it. And then when it finally came out on video, I watched it. It's a delight. It's a delight.

It's fantastic. It's beautiful. Yeah, my kids want to watch Coraline all the time. I haven't seen Coraline. I feel like I would like that movie though. And the thing is that like, I'm not saying fantastic Mr. Fox was a bad movie. I have only seen a part of it.

It's just that art style and animation style that just feels like a nightmare to me. I don't know what it is. It's a creepy year. Yeah. Yeah, just like, I don't know. Do you like Wes Anderson's live action stuff? Yeah. Grand Budapest or.

I really like Grand Budapest. Yeah. Winnerized Kingdom. Yeah. I guess I haven't I really like Gran Budapest. Yeah, Winrice. I guess I haven't really seen a ton of Wes Anderson's stuff. It was all downhill after Life Aquatic. I don't know, there's incorrect. Oh, absolutely correct. Absolutely.

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unsaid. And what would you refer to that? I can't think exactly of like one in particular, but it's just this kind of like art style. Is it animated or live action or animated? Like a swini-tod type. Yeah, I don't know. It's like dark and dark. I had to do the right mood for that kind of thing.

That was the movie you picked. That was because it was interesting. I just don't like things that are like, I don't know, dark throughout. I like that. I like to do the right mood for that kind of thing. That was the movie you picked. That's because it's interesting. I just don't like things that are dark throughout. I like stuff. I get that. I like to feel happy. I like to feel happy.

Like dark or heavy movies, I have to be in a mood for. It's like, okay, I'll watch it and I'll think it's good, but I like, it's times is tough. Already, I don't want to escapeism, please. That's actually, I think a little bit of the gripe I have with the landscape of cinema right now. And I'm 100%. This is just my opinion, is that I think most comedies now

are pretty terribly made movies. Majority wise, I just don't feel like I really go crazy about a lot of comedies now. There's gems, there's gems. I have a theory on cut gems. I have a theory. The most like well crafted and beautiful and well written movies are quite often very serious.

Yeah. Definitely. And so then you're like, well, I really want to watch something that's amazing and well made. But I agree with you. I'm like, but I'm sad. I still want to be anymore. To this day, there was years ago where that movie precious was like I think it won an Oscar and everything.

It's a rough movie to watch. But I kept being like I really want to see this movie. I know it's going to be really good. But I know I'm going to be absolutely devastated and depressed watching this. And I just have still to this day never been like I'm ready to watch this now. Now you don't need to. Yeah. Once from here like her redditary or I can't 24 8 24 is a great level. I know you make good movies. I just don't want to watch it. So it's very great. Speaking of a 24 have any of you seen the lamb? Yes. I see in the trailer for it. Not like

it. That is the most a 24 movie ever. Have any heads are chopped off. That's where they have like a half lamb half human. Does a sheep head count? Yes. Yes. Okay. And I can't be okay. Well, what's going sure this is age 24? The first time that like when somebody sees the thing. Yeah. Uh, uh, he's like a little shocked and it's yeah, in lamp. Yeah. And then one of the characters like, there's no need to talk about that. We don't need to talk about it. It's

like, um, yeah, I think we should. I really think that a conversation is warranted right here. But the thing that like often for a 24 of what you get into is that you're, yeah, I'm going to invest into this slow burn. There's going to be a payoff at some point. It's going to build something. It's going to have a resolution at the end, even midsummer did that. Lamb doesn't. Lamb at the end.

Lamb essentially is the film version of like you watching a home movie and then the filmmakers cannot go, they slap you up and they say it's over. And you walk out the face. Yeah, there's like the final shot is of like one of the characters standing on a hill. I mean, it like fades to black and it's like directed by the, what? And that's it.

It's so disappointing. I saw that by myself. I was just like, oh no. Well, I wasted a couple hours there, didn't I? I'm glad I saw it. But at the end, it was just like, oh no. Well, I wasted a couple hours there, didn't I? I'm glad I saw it, but at the end, it was just like, what did I just want? So I just saw in chat, somebody mentioned Knives Out. Yes.

Which I think is a very good comedy. Yes. Now, okay, my theory with comedies. Dark comedy. Dark comedy. Is the reason writing so bad is because of like Judd Appetite movies, where it all became, hey, let's just all improv.

Let's like not have a real script. We'll all go out there and those early movies had people who were really good at improv. Well, it also, it was, people in our movies said we're good at improv and it wasn't overdone in the entire cinema landscape. But then when all the movies did that, we're like, I'm tight, right, right?

Something. Now, a bunch of people go, hey, me and my friend just wanna, what's sitting around, I think also a lot of it might be that traditionally comedies don't garner awards or critic attention. So I think a lot of it, so they don't get as much money invested in the measure as a result of it.

I think studios want to invest more on stuff that's going to give them more prestige films. But I disagree, because 824 films cost nothing. Yeah, there's something to be said for that too, though. It's like just makes super cheap films. And just like look at Bloom House. Yeah, I I'm gonna make a movie where it's just a video camera pointed at that bucket with the dripping water. And that's an hour and a half.

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, He loves slow cinema and it's just like can't do it. I can't I can't sit through it I can't for some films it depends on the on the movie but somewhere I I Love a good slow burn. I like a slow burn, but not slow cinema where it's just like oh The first 30 minutes of this movie is gonna be this guy walking across the field That's lamb. The remember the beginning more. More happened. Yes, yeah, actually, yeah. I think I might that might have been one of the movies. There's like, it's a bad sign in a movie when I'm in the theater.

And I look at my watch to see how long it's been since like something happened. Something interesting happens. One of the first time it was a the Fantastic Four reboot. Oh, God. When they finally became the Fantastic Four, I was like, hold on. It was like, it is 50 minutes into a Fantastic Four film and they just now got their power. I realize it took that long.

It did, because I was on a plane and I was watching that up. Okay, so that's bad if you're on a plane and you're like, how long is this? That was a con on school island. Con on school. No, no, no, I like the beginning. The Jackson Peter Jackson one was the one where it was that one slow.

That one's like, was like two hours in and they still on and back. Con on school island, I was like, and that's why I haven't watched any of the new Jurassic part, or Godzilla series, because it's all kind of based on that. Yeah, the first of the Derribute of Godzilla is a bit of a... Was that a thing of months? No, that was the first Godzilla. No, just Godzilla. But that was part of the same Kong,

Skull Island universe. I think. And the beginning of Kong on Skull Island, fucking rules, where it's the Japanese American soldier land on Skull Island, and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, oh crap, there's bigger creatures here. Let's team up? I feel like it's a good payoff though. When he finally comes out and he like, he totally smashed some dollars trees. I couldn't get to that

part because I was on a plane and I was just like, this is still boring. I need to try. I'm care about you, Tom Edelson. I, yeah, I, I, I will not. I will not. I will not defend Skull on. Yeah, I turned to the school. I was fine. It's fine. It's fine. The perfect airplane movie crazy Rich Asians. Oh, it's so good for an airplane. I love it. Because that movie goes fast and it's like there's a lot of stuff happening at every point in time and it's just like Not necessarily the best movie in the world, but it'll keep you distracted and it takes place on a plane for a part of it It does and they have sex on the plane. I will say that I think the movie that does And they have sex on the plate. I will say that I think the movie that does slow cinema the best or at least like a scene

isn't glorious bastards. That opening scene with the milk and the bars and everything. That's because you can just put a camera on Christophe Waltz and he will chew the scene and we'll all just go. Yes, please. But that whole scene is just like you are just so tense the whole time because it's so well done. Oh, Revise.

Shoshana. I just, they're right. I finally saw no time to die this past weekend. It's good movie. No. It's a good movie. It's not. It's like two hours and 40 minutes long. I love it.

That's another movie where I was like, is that going to bowl? Oh my god. How long is this movie? I was loving it. It was a lot. There's a couple of great like set pieces and scenes, but the beginning is slow. The middle is slow. I've only seen one James Bond movie, releasing Skyfall. Oh, that's a good one. It's a good one. Apparently it's very reference heavy. Yeah. It was like anniversary.

Yeah. It was right around the hour and the hour around the hour and the hour and the hour. They were, it was like retrospective. But that's a really well shot movie. And I think that's the one that has a delth song. So it's like, I think it's like, it's like one of the, one of the best bond things. And the newest one had a Billy Eilish song. Yes. Yeah.

God, she's so good. She just like the whole, the like Billy Eilish is fine. But that song, she like whispersings the whole time. Yeah. Which I think is like kind of Unlucky. There she does. Previous movies. Who did the previous James Bond song? Oh, it's different ones. Oh, Spector Sam Smith. Oh, that's right. Yeah, Sam Smith was Spector. Then before that was Skyfall, which was Adele John McCardy did one right? What's his name? Oh, why did you, because I just watched them all through with my girlfriend because she had not seen them. I also love her. Cassino Royale is, uh, is yeah, it's like, it's like a grunge singer, dude. I can't remember

his name. I love Bill and I was just whisper voice for what it's. I think she ate that song so good. She ate it. She ate it. Cassino Royale. Chris Cornell. Yep. There it is. Oh, shit. Have you been selected, Mirac? I'm sorry. What's he saying? I'm 100. Oh, I'm really right about Wes Anderson. Thank you. And Chris Cornell, he was saying that. Yeah. Thank you.

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Spam when it comes to getting into new shows and so I just haven't been able to get into it So I think Ozark's phenomenal I think I think out of my circle out of the people I know I feel like nobody watches it. I think Jeff does I Recommended a team a couple weeks ago. Did he finally start watching it? I don't know because I thought that Trevor mentioned that Jeff was watching Ozark. I need to follow up with him and find out. But season three came out just at the beginning of the pandemic like February 2020 and season four part one just came out like last week or the week

before and that show is really good. Like I think one of the best shows of all time is Breaking Bat and yeah, that's the best way to compare it. Yeah, while Ozark is its own thing and not like Breaking Bad, it's difficult to not make comparisons because it's similar for it's like this straight lace guy is laundering money for the Mexican drug cartel and like his whole family kind of gets involved.

I think one of the weaker parts of Breaking Bad is Skyler's character. And I think it's just because she's not written very well. And I think she comes across lots of time in breaking bad as annoying and whiny. She's like the villain a lot. Right. Which, but in Ozark.

She should not be the king. The guy's wife, her name's Wendy Bird, her character's name's Wendy Bird, is like an active participant in what's going on. And so she's like fully invested, like, yes, we're gonna do the crime. We're gonna do crimes and we're gonna be all in. And like, if she has a really great growth arc

and it's like, thank you. Like, this is what, I wish this is what Skylar could have been where it's like, she is, you know, for-front and it's not like, oh, she's on camera, oh, she's doing something, it's like, oh no, she is driving plot and she is, you know, forefront, and it's not like, oh, she's on camera, oh, she's doing something, it's like, oh, no, she is driving plot, and she is making decisions that not necessarily go along with what her husband would think.

And it's like, there's conflict at times where it's like, we want to run our crime business this way. But it's better helped with the money laundering. Yeah, it kind of like helped with the car wash stuff. Yeah, they did that, but then they kind of like, sometimes leaned into it, sometimes backed off. It was sometimes had her be more like forceful and things. Yeah, yeah.

Because what you're saying, it sounds like they're both active participant, like in any conflict, they're both active. And they're not necessarily looking at things the same way. So like, you know, he may want to, you know, pursue crime this way. She wants to pursue crime this way. It's like, so it creates conflict between the two of them as well, because Skyler was always really reactive.

Yeah. She was always like, oh, uh, Walt did something time to, I, here's my response to it. Mm-hmm. That's because he was a bad guy. Yeah, but uh, it's, it's really good. So I, I, season four is going to be the last season. So they just released part one. I think part two is coming out like in a couple of months.

Gotcha. So it's like, it's a good time to watch it all and get caught up. Like I rewatch season 3 leading up to the season 4, when it came out the other week. And I was like, from watching it again immediately, I was like, I was just instantly drawn back in. Like, oh, right. This show, like there's not a wasted scene.

Every single scene is like, this is riveting. This is fucking amazing. This is so good. I feel like I've heard such polarizing opinions on Ozark. So good. I've really heard most of the good things, but I imagine there are people who don't like it But just not to talk about movies and TV shows this entire podcast But I have been meeting to ask you guys if any of you have seen only murders in the building. Oh my god Of course the first episode. Of course. So good Trevor and I are watching that right now

I worship at the altar Steve Martin and Martin might be the best thing that came out in 2021. It is very good I yeah, I was like midway through the first season. I can forever ever thrive fully satiated on just the emotive gasping sounds of Martin short when he's like Falling or something off a couch or or exasperated about something just But the Martin short one or Steve Martin doing physical comedy. Yeah, Steve Martin doing physical comedy, just inject that into my skin.

In the final episode, there's this scene where Steve Martin gives a very impassioned speech. Okay. Don't spoil. I'm just saying, that's my favorite moment in the entire series. Just like, he just like commits to it and does so well. Copy that.

I will look forward to that. I so good. So Selena Gomez, she was a singer first, right? Well, she was like a Disney girl. Wizards are way really placed. I don't know if it's just like the way they wrote her character or like the choices she was making with, you know, the acting for the character,

it just feels very off. Like the way she talks is kind of like this and it's just like doesn't have a lot of facial expression and it's kind of like she talks kind of like with her teeth clenched a lot. Maybe she seems a bit more subdued next to like the very caricature way back in the Martin to Martin show. I gotta see it like the very what way? I said caricature, I said correct. I didn't say caricature. I learning. Also, it's like that. Press the digitization. Press the digitization. Is that more in her characters like a more subdued? It might be. She's supposed to be kind of like chill.

Yeah, if you only watched one episode. No, we watched six. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, we're going through. I love it. Yeah, I think those two men. It might be intentional for the character. I feel like she has a lot of walls built up. Yeah. She's very private as well. Like from what you've seen at this point too,

she's like not very forthcoming with information. Like even in the first episode, she's always got like headphones on and she's trying to like keep the world at arms. Yeah, no, that's a good point. I just like, I wasn't sure if like, with those two on it, it seems like she's playing with a straight man to them.

Almost, yeah. A lot of the time. I guess he like direction would be like, keep it more chill. them. Almost yeah. A lot of time. I guess the direction would be like, keep it more chill. So dude, yeah. Yeah, no, that show is absolutely amazing. It's so good. I didn't want to watch it.

I'm not a big C-Martin, Martin Shorttime. I feel like it's too over the top most of the time. But I felt like they real did in just enough. And I mean, they play those characters so well. They're comment on how millennials don't like to talk on the phone. And they're just like, I think they're scared of it. For some reason. I love how the Wasty Martin texts in the show.

Yeah. They sign their names. They sign their names. I know it's you. It's so good. That's one of the things where I'm just like, I'm thankful my parents are very like with it with technology. Mine is well. Mine is well. But I know a lot of people's parents or grandparents that sign there and it's like yes, I know this message is from

you. It's in our messages. It's still weird. At this point to get emojis from my parents. I don't know why it's weird. But I'm sure like it's same thing as like when however I like it's when I talk to my kids, you know I still text and like mostly complete sentences and they're they're very much like Short and and they've tied very silly I've been trying to train myself off of stop and use period at the end of my texts Don't use a period because I use punctuation at the People to people say it seems aggressive. Yeah, cuz it's like if you're just saying like Texan's like at the end of my texts. Don't use a period because I use punctuation at the end of all. It doesn't seem to.

People say it seems aggressive. Yeah, because it's like, if you're just saying, like text and it's like, well, hey, yeah, but then if it's a period, it's like, hey. I always, I will never stop using periods. I will never stop using correct English and grammar, Gus, angry, Gus, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad. And I will never as a woman, stop using exclamation points

at the end of all of my sentences to make sure people know I'm not being passive aggressive. Yeah, comparatively, it's whenever somebody texts you with ellipses. Oh, interesting. Well, ellipses means I'm... I think it depends on the context there. Yeah, I have a hard...

If it's like, what are you doing, dot, dot, dot? Oh, yeah, it's totally like, I need your answer now. Yeah, or like or okay, or I'm okay I'm gonna go get dinner dot dot dot that's why I say oki doki oki doki dot dot No, I just say I just say oki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki No cap said is the thing where I don't know what no cap means so don't explain it to me But you should you're on TikTok. I have a heart. I don't know what no cap means, so don't explain it to me. But you should, you're on TikTok. I have a heart, I'm not. I produce TikTok.

I have a hard time writing emails and not addressing the person at the top. Like deer, so and so. Like I want to write like a letter. I want to write like a letter. And it's also I think just a courtesy thing. Yeah, but I don't. I don't. Oh, I do every time. You don't write deer. No, I don't go. I either just write the person's name. Yeah. Hey, something depends who I'm talking to.

Yeah, but I'm saying like I literally and also like they tell you not to do that whole like address the person like either deer, so and so or two so and so and then uh uh enter new line they don't do that. They just just go straight into it. I don't know. I'm just told that's not what she's supposed to do. I think there's a middle ground. I think some people are a little too blunt in their communication where it feels very like I'm not in trouble kind of thing but there's also some people that put way too much information like. Yes. Just get the point The thing I hate the most the absolute thing I hate the most the entire world is when somebody goes hey I hate that Are you there?

Are you there? Can I ask you a question? I'm like you just did Yeah, you get one I get I've gotten mad at people that we work with here who slacked me are you there? It's like I will intentionally not respond No, you should just respond with you could look at my calendar to see if I who slacked me, are you there? It's like, I will intentionally not respond. You should just respond with you could look at my calendar to see if I The whole premise and this is what I tell them is this is time-shifted communication.

You send your message that when I have the time I read it and I reply, you might not be available, but you'll get it. Like we're not blocking time off on the calendar, right? We don't need a real time commute. If you want a real time communication, schedule it. Yeah. Don't use a time-shifter communication to try to do a real time communication. They're different avenues, they're different platforms for this.

The only thing I could see it being somewhat understandable is if it's like a very time sensitive thing, like if someone needs some different... But then call. Then be like, yeah, can I call you? Sorry. Someone in chat said, John's sounding kind of old right now. Guys, I'm 37 and I have an 11-year-old child. If that doesn't make me old at this point, I don't really know what does. No cap.

He's here. He's here to make me younger, okay? Close our young boy today. Yeah. He's a little bit cool. That's just filled with people saying, hey, hey, the wise really depends on what you mean by that. The band all of you. Just go through and band everybody. Yeah, band, hey, what do you want? Do you know what this disgust on what poggers means? Poggers is like great.

Play the game. Poggers. Poggers. Have you seen that Chuck G's do that? Yeah. You've seen Charles Charles entertainment cheese turn at the camera And look at go he's like playing a game. He's playing fall guys. It's like a little puppet and he goes Poggers He's a puppet. Well if for on twitchy was

Really? Yeah, and I know for a fact that Charles entertainment cheese is never poked a day in his life. Well, that's some doesn't find words Take him on I'll take him down. There's a new, oh here does here does. Is that music going to be okay? Why do I know that? Nothing, that's the sound. There's a new fraggle rock show. That's that I'm scared of the crap out of music. Yeah, I would have nightmares of the things

that ate the fraggle. It's literally a show about oh the The Bums or whatever. No, it's not what they're called I'm gonna call the little guys we've saying words and now my brain can't be a little guys were dozers the dozers The dozers were chills, but outer space or humans and the the big old trolls Columbus are married. I don't know. I'm not right. I'm looking it up They like I had nightmare after nightmare of them coming into my room and yanking me into the forest from the whole of the world. From Kim's. From Kim's. From Kim's. Our Mary.

I don't know. I'm not right. I'm looking it up. I had nightmare after nightmare of them coming into my room and yanking me into the forest. Gorgs. Gorgs. Gorgs.

It's literally a show about world peace. Not for the Gorgs. But the new ones on Apple TV is very good. It's very good. A lot of kids shows back on these streaming platforms. Like Rugrats is back on. I don't know. New apps. Yeah.

Wow. Doesn't HBO Max have Dexter's lab? Does it? I don't know. I don't know. No, no, no. It's like the old, old school stuff. I think it also might not have Darkwing does.

Yeah, it's dark. Darkwing Duck did get redone. Darkwing will be Disney plus. Okay. I think HBO Max has Dexter's lab because I watched a couple of Disney has Gargoyles Not new ones, but the old ones. I know But I was we're talking about new. What's he was saying dark? She was saying Dexter's I'm bringing up small stuff

Oh, you're reading I thought you were saying there's new Dexter. Oh, there's new there's a serious killer There's new Dexter's serial killer and there's new fraggle rock like new new classic original Dexter's laboratory is on HBO Okay, yeah, not new dexter not new dexter the key. No, there's new fragal rock like new new classic original Dixers laboratory is on HBO. Okay, yeah, not new Absolutely not new dexter the key. No, there's new And it wasn't the original song either they made a new theme song is it the same tune now just modern is totally different But it was very good. What thing intended for child's Gabe you nightmare says a kid We talked about today. We talked about today. We the day. We were on our shoot on location.

We talked about a movie. What was the movie? We talked about a movie that gave us nightmares. We were shooting the Vox Machina thing that we posted. Yeah. Would you ever wish to go watch right now? Yes. And share it to all their grandmas and grandpas.

Uh. Smash that like button. Bring the bell. I was like, what move on with that? The brave little toaster. Brave little toaster. Oh, right. I mean, that classic childhood, maybe.

Like the crusher and the lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's the crusher. There's the the stove or or or or heater that kills itself. They are a lot to a de demonized toasters, which I think is bad. I think that's an example of danger. That's an example of a movie that kind of has this like

dingy, creepy like dumb blues right? No, dark feeling to it. But I think a dumb blues movies are like what Barbara's talking about. Like a lot of those dumb blues movies. I don't think it's dark. It's easy. Yeah. American tales very American tale. Uh, secret is me and the rats and them secret news. No, it wasn't the. Is the move which one the book and the movie are two different things the movie is a secret news. I remember why we started talking about that now because Chris was late to the shoot. We were doing and I was watching listening like we would hear cars going by and it's like Chris the master.

Is that Chris and it's like that scene and it's so really. We're waiting for the mask to come back The master which is such a creepy term for What but they soon have the beauty beast Yeah, I guess it's an anthropomorphized little little little things in the house. That's very true Don't you don't you shame Brave little patosta for walk and so brave the bees could rough in the field No, you know, the beast came out before Braveville. No way.

Not a chance. Being a beast like 93. 1987 was Braveville toaster. Oh, really? The beast was like after I was born. When was Braveville toaster go to Mars? Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.

The beast was 90. That's not canonical. Speaking of being the beast. And did you know how musk center and Mars? Talking about like movies. There's a new animated film by the guy who did Boy in the Beast will children

Digimon movie Summer words. I didn't call like Boy in the Beast. I wasn't a hotline either. White boy. I wasn't a Zonani there Digimon movie slaps. So this is I say that right? You did okay. It's a very good on that one. Yeah. It's a potchamp So Bell Bell just came out. And that, you know, oh yeah, it's a beauty in the beast. It's got some threads in there, but it starts off kind of really playing into the relationship, like being online

and you can be different online than you are in real life. And like, because it's like, you sign into this computer and it's like you put in these headphones and it completely puts you into the machine and you're in the digital world. It's already player one. Yeah. This looks cool as fuck, dude.

It slaps. It's so fucking good. I had the worst movie going experience that I've ever had in my entire life scene at movie. What happened? Just the audience, like it was a special, like the movie came out on Thursday, we went on like a Wednesday night special premiere.

And just I was like, okay, that should be like a good audience. It wasn't at a draft house, which I'd normally never have a problem, not at a draft house. But just the people behind me were like, one girl every serious moment started laughing. Cool. And then the climax of the movie, there's this super emotional event happening that's like really heavy. She starts laughing. And then this guy on the other side of the theater

starts laughing. You know there's actually a law that allows you to throw rocks at them at that point? Good. I need to start bringing pocket rocks to the theater. Pack a wrap. And then to make that part even worse, like there must have been like the guy laughing

must have been like on a date or something like a first or second date because immediately you hear his modified partner whoever he's with is like, what are you doing? And he just goes, Japanese people are weird. Oh my God. In a room full of anime, I'm just like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

To say that period. Yeah. Shouldn't say that. Privately let alone publicly in a theater. Yeah. Wow. That's cool. And then they had another date? No, because she stormed out of the theater

and he went to the bathroom. It was motorcycle helmet by himself. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. I need to know more about this. And then people were just looking at their phones and watch is going off.

A guy, I will say, I appreciate this. A guy like two seats over for me like got a popcorn kernel stuck or something and started coughing Oh, no, he was like oh no people are gonna think I have COVID so he was like coughing Coffee he left the theater came back came back cough a little bit and then he just left He like never came back really. Oh, now I feel bad for I was like that sucks But you did the right thing like but I you gotta have some I think social awareness Yeah, and I'm so like if you're at a movie that a bunch of people paid money to see in your coffee the whole time but you did the right thing. But you gotta have some, I think, social awareness. Yeah. And so like, if you're at a movie that a bunch of people

paid money to see in your coffee the whole time, like take yourself out. I hate when that happens in public, like with a mask on, like if I need to sneeze or like something gets stuck in my throat and I cough, and I'm like, oh shit, everyone's gonna think I'm sick. Like it's not anything bad. I had to, that's it, I had to get people in trouble

at Alamo when I saw Matrix. No. Matrix Resurrection, I actually had to, that's a, I had to get people in trouble at Alamo when I would saw Matrix. No, no. Matrix Resurrection. I actually had to do the whole like call a card, have to them come and like complain about people because I was, I was, I was doing it. And as I have stated, I am an old man now and I will not do it. So, they're just talking. Just talk, they're talking and then also the dude who was like two seats away from me was

one who's wearing a very swishy jacket and he was moving constantly. Oh, cool. So it's just the sound constantly. And then at one point he was lying down on the lap of the person next to him. And so he's fidgeting and he was doing that. And then he got his phone out at one point, that kind of thing. And they also kept talking. And so I went, and I'm done.

And I'm at a theater that I can Littlely just do this and I put on the card until I'm like No, they got talk to yeah, usually they talked to the first before I usually stops it They don't stop it it did okay, but um, but I really am like someone who loves the movie theater experience and we have Alamo, which is the ideal movie experience, but I am slowly and thanks to COVID, yeah, falling out of love with it and loving that like things like HBO Max, have the movies at home, and I'm just like, I'm fine watching them at home. Did I ever tell you about the time at an Alamo Drafthouse, some guy who uped out a computer and started playing like a mobile game?

It's very important. It's very important. What mobile game? I want to say it looks like it's might. Okay, it's like it has to be legal legends. Wow. Did I ever tell you that? No, I don't think so. I might have mentioned on a podcast and passing. It was like the premiere of something like where they were going to have like a Q&A and stuff like that and like do all that stuff. This wasn't even just a random screening. And we were in like one of the first rows. And he just like whips out his Gaming like laptop. It's not a small game. Is it pretty good rig?

3070 is that like when the show really got started he like put it packed it away and stuff like that So it's a pretty show for like maybe 15 minutes Also, I mean why can't you not play a game for 15 minutes? Literally. That's, see, that's like anime movies, you see that all the time, where it's like people be playing the Gacha game that's associated with the movie or they'll be playing like some, like a visual novel. No. No.

Like, you go to the movie theater and you focus on the movie, if you wanted to do that, you wait and you watch at home. I just, I was just flabbergasted. Is it acceptable to play Switch in a restaurant? Like you go to a restaurant. We were having an argument this weekend. I wouldn't be. What's the argument? I think it depends on what the restaurant. Do you like? It depends on the game. But if you're like going out for dinner with friends and someone who whips out their switch, I'd be like, so, so, uh, we were playing to get to date. You're the date of summer. So, uh, hold on, I got a catchy spoke of my meat. Carrie Melanie and some friends went to uh,

Soulju, which is some amazing Korean fried chicken place up in North Austin. Highly recommend you go. If you're not not from Austin, you can we visit or if you're not going to go visit it immediately. R T X. Uh, and that when we went, it was like popping. So we got there. And there was like, we put our name on the list. And it was about a two hour wait before we got our table. Oh, jeez. So we were like, Hey, can we just sit at the bar? Like we'll drink soju and like hang out. So our sitting there, Carrie goes, I should have brought my switch. And I'm always like, no, it was like, we were like, why? Like it should be completely

fine. Like bring your switch and just play like, we could play like Mario golf or something. She's like, I could never play, like sit at a bar and play, I was like, that was like in the commercials for a certain way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait like social like other like you don't sit there like at a bar. But you're ordering drinks and stuff. That's what I said. Like where's the line drop like just pull out your phone?

I'm a hundred percent on the opposite end of you guys. I am with mella hundred percent on this. Yeah. I think if you are a grown adult out to dinner with friends, whether or not you're like at a table or at a bar, you don't whip out a thing and start playing like you're with people there to social. What if you can all play? I think like he said like the games he's saying was like social games all three people could play together

I sure don't though like I wouldn't go out to do something I could do at home and like I feel like when you're going out to a meal with people It's to interact with those people and talk and be face-to-face and this is why I don't go out to a meal with people I think it's different like usually for a phone is usually a quick thing like Responding to a text or whatever and then you put it away. You're not like literally playing games on your phone, the whole meal. Actually, I'm gonna, I'll put this out there. I'd say most people, when they pull out their phone, don't just pull it out for a second and put it right. They pulled out and they're scrolling through all their stuff. And that's just as much as divided attention as me trying to catch a groulleth. Sure. But I think it is also I would argue to the like social

expectations and like what things are socially acceptable in terms of like no one cares if you're on your phone but if you're holding a switch just like playing a game at a restaurant that might be a little. So you can't hold your switch like that. I love pick you. Oh my god. It's like reading a book at us. Like I started playing Mario golf. Finally this past week. I love it. It's good. I love that game so much.

That's like are you playing RCS? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. The game rules the graphics are shit. But it slaps it rules. It's no cap. Who was it? You mentioned it. RTS coming up this past. Yeah coming up this summer.

To go to that restaurant. Yeah, you can you can go and play switch or don't play switch at where it sold you. Sold you during RTX coming into summer. We have badges on sale now available for everyone. Really bird discount until February 14th. So if you want to get discounted badges, you got to get it. Now you only have less than or you have about two weeks. You have five minutes. You have five minutes right now.

Price goes up. It goes up at five minutes. Go do it. Oh my God. You're watching this. It goes up in five minutes. It's too in person here in Austin. So please come see us. We'd love to hang out again. Yeah, and I will give you a Pokemon card. That's a really good idea. Yeah, and also I think I've seen a lot of people ask if you go to rdxevents.com and go to the rtx section of the website. There's a whole health and safety guideline information page where you could go like through everything that the convention's doing, the hotels are doing and all that stuff to keep people very safe this year. So I think I've seen a lot of people being like, where's the rules and regulations you guys are doing?

RTX eventaka. Yep, thank you, scroll there. Bottom of that, there's the hacked menu. Yeah, the hacked RTX. Land air in sea burger at RTX. Yeah, made by Gus. You can tell air at what a bridge is. Is you get me, Gavin, and Katie from all the

different countries. Staggots on top of each other. And then that's it. That's the common wealth. Then we take a picture of it. The common wealth. The common wealth. Yeah. A lot of calories. It's funny though, when you brought up the switch thing in the restaurant because of how I think of like, because of where my brain is, I was thinking to like, oh, if I go to someplace by myself, yes, I'm going to bring a switch, and I'm going to play my switch out and about. Well, that's an interesting, I think if you're by yourself, that's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think, I think if like, one, I was thinking of the specific scenario of having to wait

two hours at a bar, I know me, that just triggers anxiety to me, you have waiting two hours before the dinner even started. We were able to at least get drinks and appetizers there. It was a little bit of anxiety because, I mean, me, Kerry and Mel talked more often, just because like, you run out of things to talk about. And the people who we invited that we don't see as often set at the other end of the bar,

so it's kind of like hard for us to be like, hey, like talk down the bar to them. Yeah. So we were kind of saving all the conversation for when we sat down because we'd also be sitting down for a while to chat. You guys have a bit in a situation where you go out to dinner with a big group of people.

And like most of them you interact with a lot, but every now and then there's like people who join who you don't get to talk very often with. It's like people from out of town or like when funhouse comes into town or something and you go up for dinner. And you're like, I wanna make sure I sit near this person who I don't get to see, so I could catch up with them.

And you always end up with the fucking other end of the table and you're like, well, what's the point of this now? You have just introduced one of my, the most nightmare scenarios that happen in life to the my broken brain is when the big group is walking towards the big table you have and everyone's figuring out where to sit. I would pay money for there to be a sign seating. Yeah. Like just for to know where I'm sitting and wherever I'm sitting because I hate that.

The best scenario is this round table. Yeah. Because then everyone is just facing each other together. Arthur had it. We down pat. We can make a lot of money designing an app where you indicate the size of your table You put the names of everyone who's there and it's couples right is shuffles the city order goes all right Here's our seating that's really like you can like gamify it almost like kind of make it like look really cool Yeah, I don't like it. That's like it happened the other month I always get like super anxious regardless what happens because I. I had to happen the other month. I always get super anxious regardless what happens because I have to sit on the end and then I'm like, what are they talking about then there?

Yeah, yeah. Or I sit in the middle and I'm like trying to juggle between those conversation. You don't get any closer things, but, yeah. And then you always sit like one part of the table is bigger than the other half, like taller. Yeah, this a few months ago, I went out to dinner

with some people at a convention. And it was like 14 of us maybe, or something like, it was a big group. We had like our own private space, which was nice. But I remember thinking like, they're like, okay, your table's ready, and we walked in, and I was the first person to walk in,

and I was like, where do I sit? So I could make sure I wanna sit next to the people who I don't get to see very often, so I get to talk to them and There was this whole thing where like this other person sat down and I was like, oh, I think like we're gonna have this person sit there and It was like this this awkward conversation of like Person was gonna sit there and they got up to go get something and now you're sitting there and I have to tell you to wait worst thing ever I had it. Well download my new app.

Tables and friends. Can I combine that? Published by Gusco. A month ago I started watching Seinfeld for the first time. And there's the Seinfeld episode with the theater and a range of my new hotel. Just to save the sense. Yeah.

It's like, that doesn't happen more because you just have a Seinfeld. Yeah, yeah. That's also why I like Alive of Drafthouse because it's a Seinfeld scene, everything like that. I mean, AMC and like Regal, well done. They they they they're being yanked into the 21st century, whether like or not. What I love even more is the AlamoDraft House as we have around here, the newer ones that have the

recline seating because the chairs are bigger, so there's even more space. I don't like those because my long legs can never get full like it's always kind of bent and it's like I'm having to put some effort to keep my legs. Yeah, the recline is like is recline with the quotation marks around it But I just like how much extra yeah, the other problem is when you have long legs any time a server comes by you have to like pull them in And we even yeah, because it's like you stick your legs stick out into the aisle Or if I sit like this or if I'm trying to like like on a horse So then if I'm trying to sit sideways or trying to readjust my knee bumps the button that kicks the middle of it. So like I can't get comfortable like there's no winning. Now there's a war

on tall people. Yeah. The way we're talking about it and yeah. Sure people run the world. No. No. Down there. No. You're a little mechanism. No. Because I am. We can't see. We don't know what's happening. We're dating a short little girl and she complains about like I she's not getting a little girl. Well woman. A woman. Oh, well, well, well, just quickly. Refraising. Um, and little woman.

She's a little woman and she was complaining to me this weekend about like bar, uh, chairs. So you're gonna say barb and I was like, she's playing about barb. Barb chair barb. She's tired of barb's just like, barb chairs, barb chairs, just tired of barb with their, with their long legs. No, barb chairs aren't good for anyone. Barb chairs because they're usually long enough

where like the little like the little rod, you can't reach with your legs. And so you're just dangling your feet like this. Follow the sheet. Huh? I'll follow the sheet. Five, four. My legs are too long for those.

Like I can't put on because it's too like the bar is like a very specific. I think like five, four is not short. Five, four, five, five. It's not like please. She might be five. I want to say like I would consider short to be five, the five, two, five, three and under.

I'm gonna look up average height for a woman in my state. Five, four and a half I want to say. I think she she talks to one which is like just short on just average. 5253 and under I'm gonna look up average height for a woman in my state for and a half I want to say I think she she talks when we're just like just short on just average five four and five eleven for dudes I think I think it's five nine for guys nine or maybe even do you got shorter maybe you look at you you do both I know cuz I'm five nine, so all men are puny. Everyone. Everyone. That's my every one short. You're short or you're a freak.

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