Rooster Teeth Podcast - Does the Sun Make Noise? - #518

Episode Date: November 13, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Blaine Gibson, Burnie Burns, and special guest Sally Le Page as they discuss Extra Life aftermath, plane stories, cats, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more abou...t your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:58 I'm Sally. I'm Blaine. I'm Beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie. I'm going to go back to the beachwood birdie.
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Starting point is 00:02:33 the softest hair. It's like stroking a lambs ear. It's so cute. I am not used to intelligence on this podcast. I want underwear made of lambs ears. You know, you don't. Why? You want fuzzy underwear? You buy that.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Can you imagine it weird to be to break those leaves? They stay fuzzy when they die and fall for tree? I didn't actually know. You don't learn it. I was truly last time we were there. I've talked to a bunch of them and probably guessed before. I'm sure the trees don't lose their leaves. They lose their bark down there.
Starting point is 00:03:00 They have trees to lose their bark. Kind of look. Sal just gave me a look. She gave me a very concerned. It was a stir. I was a stir. You sure were. But people, people back me up from Australia, when I said this, that they're, they're treat chat if you're from Australia and you're still away. They're clearly lying. They're probably making that whatever the drop dog thing, whatever the bear. Yeah, the loose fucking things.
Starting point is 00:03:23 I mean, there are both trees that lose their bark and trees that don't drop their leaves. But I don't think one is the result of the other. Oh, movie. This one in particular, just had to be the thing. I mean, yeah, in Australia, you eat a bowl of tiny spoons with a big cheerio. And you're upside down upside down, but not according to Bernie. According to Bernie, they're not upside down. Yeah, stop it. Gavin, have you recovered nicely from extra life?
Starting point is 00:03:50 I have. Team nice down on my is always a powerhouse at extra life. It was really all of achievement until this year, but that was the usual stuff. That was pain and vomit, which is what the kid thought. Yeah, thanks for that, Gavin. So first thing this morning, I wake up after a very long flight and someone has tweeted me a gift of you vomiting.
Starting point is 00:04:08 That was the first thing I saw this morning. I was like, I'm full. Hey, I didn't film that and B, it was for the kids. Right. And D, it looked awesome. You missed C. No, I didn't. Did you not?
Starting point is 00:04:19 No, anyways. Did you film in slow motion the closer of a Michael, like at the the bomb level? Yeah, you were on the obviously my clip of Michael. Yes. I get under him So he's like vomiting past me There's a few splashes and then I work around and you can get like a 360 view of it Want to eat a cinematography? So you're actually there
Starting point is 00:04:40 You are sprinkled on the on your from the bomb love it. Yeah, that was Chad It's with the such a nice conversation. I'm less There is no what you signed up for I'm not I'm not I'm staring to a very bright light and you're gonna be off the authentic vomiter I just don't like bomb a empathetic sympathetic sympathetic sympathetic sympathetic. I think so yeah Okay, I feel bad to your That's bad. Yeah, I take a sip of my It looks like I'm working around.
Starting point is 00:05:07 That's so violent so much. Oh, it's so bad. It's so bad. We don't we don't have to keep playing it. We don't have to watch it. So having gone through that last year, because I did the guy challenge as well. And I I even though I started throwing up, I went and finished the rest of the gallon, and that was a horrible idea because I was shitting milk. Have you ever shitted milk before? Never, blamed, never.
Starting point is 00:05:31 I'm sure you're going to tell us so much more about it as well. I'm gonna try happy. I just just, I would be on the stream. Maybe like, all right, I'm gonna be right back. I'm like, run to the bathroom, we're just like, ah, just shitting milk. I know, it just looked like milk on the stream. We're just like, oh, I'm just shitting milk. I know it just looked like milk. It was like a chocolate milk?
Starting point is 00:05:47 No, it was more like a peanut butter milk. Okay, we're nesting that. What time is it? Should we start again? It's minute two. Should we do it again? Roll the intro. Let's start over.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Let's start the clean family friendly version. Extra life was fun, though. A million really fast. Yeah, I feel like it did. It was the goal was one and a quarter million. And I think we surpassed that with about four hours left. So we had a grand total of 1.427 that the community raised for extra life.
Starting point is 00:06:23 We should go to benefit the Dell Children's Hospital here in Austin, so that was really cool. It might be the most chaotic production that we ever do. The what? The most chaotic production that we have. Yeah, I had to miss it this year because I planned a trip like 10 months ago
Starting point is 00:06:36 and I couldn't do anything to get out of the trip. I couldn't modify because there was like eight other people involved with it or more. And I knew and I booked it, I thought, uh, this could interfere with extra life, but I'm gonna take a risk and do it. Sure enough, but five months ago, we had the date. I think I boned. It's good here. It is one of my favorite extra lives. Katie and I did like a workout segment. That was the first.
Starting point is 00:06:57 I like. People really like that. It was popular. Yeah. I was able to see about half of it. Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool. Yeah. I'm stuck not being here watching it from afar. Yeah, there's like a taze baton at one point, which was a intimidating. It disappeared.
Starting point is 00:07:11 I think it didn't disappear. I think like someone like hit it from specific people. Yeah. So this is the same as disappearing. Yeah, this is true. Did you say? No, I missed it. No, she's monster this year.
Starting point is 00:07:22 No, no, no. I guess let me just question. Do you feel like now at this point, extra life is being passed to the younger generation? No, I missed it. No, she's monster this year. No, no, no. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, many people here. I know, but also it's like, we're gonna age where it's like, I'm just not, I'm not gonna drink a gallon of milk and throw it all over the place. Well, I mean, I'm also too old to be doing that. You're in the crossover because we make donations, I feel like, but Gavin, you're still doing all the antics
Starting point is 00:07:56 and also making really awesome donations. You're gonna stay as young as possible. We're going up on camera every year. Hey, you got accused of having gray hair. A couple weeks ago, you got your hair cut short. Do you have gray hair? I got accused. Well, I mean, when it's short, this reflects,
Starting point is 00:08:11 what is it, Sally? I can confirm there is some salt and pepper going on. I've always had a few strays there. I guess when it's short, you can see through it into my head and it reflects light, so it looks. That's where it went. I'm gonna be. That's where it went.
Starting point is 00:08:24 When my hair grows out longer, that's when it's easier to see with me. Really? Yeah. I'm actually a little bit shorter. I'll be a silver fucker. I watched a... We were sophisticated. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Did you watch Sally, you just came over and played. Did you watch Mission Impossible fallout? No, but everyone else on the plane was. I was watching much better films. How dare you? Oh, what was that animated one I watched? How do you know they're better if you didn't see fallout? Because I was watching it on the. I like how dare you. Oh, what was that animated one I watched? How do you know they're better if you didn't see Fallout? Because I was watching it on the first and the front of me.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Well, I know. Fallout was sweet. It's pooping. What was the anime for me watching? I'm just trying to think now. I really should remember the name. Your name? I mentioned it.
Starting point is 00:08:56 This is the anime. Is it your name? Is it 3D animated or 2D animated? Oh, I don't remember. Over the garden wall. Was it like two like cute Japanese kids? Of course, it was. And one was in the suburbs. And one was in the... And it was like the Matrix. The Matrix. I don't know if you're going to wall was it like to like cute Japanese For sure, and one was in the suburbs and one was in the
Starting point is 00:09:06 The matrix It was I only watched new films but I can't remember which one DIY with mr. Blubby who from Roger rabbit. It sounds great really Do I want mr. Blubby? That does not good I don't know I'll I'll end of dog Island of dogs Island of dogs. Island of dogs. Classic, classic movie, Island of dogs. I used to walk in the Island of dogs. I was in an animated, it was Mamma Mia, which is so,
Starting point is 00:09:31 Mamma Mia too. The people were very animated in the movie. The people were so fake and cartoonish. And kind of like that kind of saccharine niceness that, yeah, it felt animated. It is in that space where you've been flying for about 10, 11 hours already, the concept of the moment. Yeah, layover too.
Starting point is 00:09:53 I have a layover as well because you Americans are weird. I had to check out my bags just to check them back in halfway through. Listen, listen, we're not, you say we're weird. We do have our theater of security. Oh, it's great. But when we go to the UK, it's just a different version of it. Like they're close circuit camera monitoring everywhere. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:12 They'll say, oh, you don't take off your shoes here, but you have to remove everything else and put everything. And he throw the people that put you through security are the meanest people in the world. Oh, they're lovely. No, I don't waste that time. They're there. Then they got that button.
Starting point is 00:10:24 They got the roll of buttons worth the happy face. And then the two kind of nobody ever uses those and then the unhappy face. I just fucking smashed it. I didn't have a touch then. Because oh, I didn't have a touch then. Why is there a middle button? Why is there a middle button?
Starting point is 00:10:36 Why is there the yellow one? No one has an okay. There's two of them too. There's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, I'm kind of unhappy. One to four. What kind of a rating system is that? If there's ever like a one to nine in the middle ones, like, I'm kind of unhanned. One to four. What kind of rating system is that?
Starting point is 00:10:45 If there's ever like a one to nine in the middle ones, like, you know, in the middle, I always click that one because it's like, you're gonna get nothing out of this fucking, who is this guy? Yeah, I'm gonna see you show up. You'll show them, Blaine. Okay, well. I don't know, that's just so many people.
Starting point is 00:10:59 It's like, they'll just ignore that one. Yeah, that's true. That's what I always do on Amazon reviews. When I see it, it's like a bunch of people, five stars. I used to read the people who do the one star reviews, but now I just go for the two stars, because it's like, what was it that was just like, this person was so discerning,
Starting point is 00:11:12 they sat around and thought about it, they could like, hate this product, but it was okay, we got two stars. Maybe a ride on time or something. Yeah. It was a terrible product, not what I asked for, but at least it arrived next day to live. Yeah, that's the thing I hate is when I read the reviews, then take into account factors
Starting point is 00:11:27 that have nothing to do with the product. It's like about a story about how someone pissed them off when they were driving home and they made them think about the packet, about the product, and so they give it to stars. Like, I don't care. Like it's its own art form and some people have mastered it. Also, why namazan had the verified purchase? Right? Have you seen that? Yeah. This is like this person who's reviewing it purchased it.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Why are you allowed to review products that you haven't purchased? Maybe you already own it. You might be one of review it if you bought it somewhere else. Yeah, no, no, you shouldn't be able to do that. She built it. Only if you bought it from Amazon. It's just how you've seen Amazon reviews by a scientist. I can't remember what the actual Twitter hashtag is,
Starting point is 00:12:03 but there are so many things in science where you're like, oh, I just need this item that can do this thing. Is it for you for science? Yeah. And so it's like, oh, I need to have like a fine mesh that will filter out some things. We're not others. I know some kind of food civ will do that. And they're actually using it to serve microbes out of, I don't know, wild dog poo. But we'll often be doing some really weird obscure thing and you have to think through what other items that you can just buy on Amazon will do that. Here's a great one. Fifth neatly inside of Lizarit's cloaca. What's a cloaca? I'm telling straight away, let's guess. Guys, what's a cloaca? I know what it is. Oh, is is. It's some sort of pipe.
Starting point is 00:12:45 It's got to be a pipe, right? It is a sort of pipe. Can you be more specific? A cloaca, a cloaca. If I tell you that there is an act called a cloacal kiss. A cloacal kiss? Is it mouth? Not the mouth. Cloacal.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Cloacal. Cloacal. I'm trying to think of anything else to be called a cloac. Cloacal. Cloacal. So you find them in reptiles and birds? They've got like in there. They've got the, they've got the craw. They've got the two wrecks.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Have one. Was it like the two wrecks? Probably had a clue. It's an anal gullet. It is a sphincter in the intestine. It's similar with eggs. You drop in the eggs. You follow a peon.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Or kind of correct. All right. So one hole does everything sort of whole. All right. So it's for both feces and for fertilization. The croacle kiss is another name for bird sex. Oh, look at that. There's no issue with that. The word is from the Latin verb, clu-o, to cleanse.
Starting point is 00:13:38 To cleanse. Okay. Dude, I'd love to have lizard skin like on command. It'd be kind of colossus, the X-men. You'd be like, tt tt tt tt. Except not at all. Yeah, except you have lizard skin and you're It'd be kind of colossus the X-Men. You'd be like, tt tt tt tt tt. Except not at all. Yeah, except you have lizard skin
Starting point is 00:13:47 and you're not allowed to melt. But I mean, you see how pretty that looked though. It looked pretty. So what you think of when you see colossus? It's like, it's more like glowing. It's like the world's charismatic. That's how he defeats his enemies. He's so animated.
Starting point is 00:13:59 That God did put Deadpool tools at now. I can ruin the fact that juggernauts in that and not spoil that like two days after the movie came out. It's not big spoilers. It's I think it was it was it was the big It wasn't any of the trailers. Yeah. How was Mama Mia too? It was also the thing where they hinted that he was in the movie the whole time and you know who it was all right If you had read any comic books at all you would have probably been able to guess it might have been him But I think Deadpool is now the franchise that's like correcting
Starting point is 00:14:26 all the heroes they got wrong over the years. Like Deadpool for instance, and now Juggernaut, the Juggernaut in the X-Men series is so terrible. So you don't like Vinnie Jones. I like Vin Jones. I just, it's that movie X-Men 3 in general is bitch. Terrible. Is the Juggernaut called Laurie in the UK version?
Starting point is 00:14:44 Lord no Laurie. Because we don't call them Juggernaut called Laurie in the UK version? Lord no Laurie? Because we don't call them juggernauts, we call them Laurie's. Really? Like a big truck. We don't call trucks, Juggernaut, sir. Do you not? No, no, it's just like something big.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Yeah, Juggernaut is like a big, unstoppable force. I don't think we call it anything. I've only ever had it referred to trucks. Yeah, well, it makes sense like a big semi truck that's like, you know, it's a definition of jumping out, guys. It is a huge, powerful and overwhelming forcer institution.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Is it not a mystical turn? No, it's not a mystery, every day. Is it a mystery turn? Also birds poop out of it. That's, that's, that's. It does not appear so. During the births, don't we? But I just thought of that.
Starting point is 00:15:20 I thought it might interest you a lot. Well, the white bits, we, isn't it? In the white bits, it's a lot of it. Exactly. So it's your acid. It's a more concentrated form of urine because they don't want to lose that much water. That's what it is too.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Is it your acid? It is. The question you're enjoying. It is. Because it's got a very spiky crystal shape. So if it forms, then you've got these little needle shapes of crystal forming inside yourselves. Why do that?
Starting point is 00:15:41 Why does the body do that? Why that? Like kidney stones? You're just going to of a kidney stone guy sizable, yeah, you're gonna get one Of course you I know you're going to get some time you're like sometimes you're like you're never had a kidney stone or anything That's what I drink a lot of water. Do you I don't drink fizzy drinks? I drink water and alcohol
Starting point is 00:16:00 Mmm, there's busy They look like they look like they're like like they're like they're all jagged and awful. I heard it's comparable to giving birth passing me kinesis. Is that true? Well women get someone who has had neither I can tell you from your experience. You don't know. I have no idea. I can imagine it being very painful. There was nine out of ten. When I was at PAX Australia a couple of years back I went with Joel you you know the classic combination of Blanon Joel and some kid walked up to give Joel a hug without asking Joel And he wrapped his arms around Joel and he went to him up the air and Joel was having kidney stones and he was like You got dropped down he said
Starting point is 00:16:42 That was a holy shit. I know I think be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man.
Starting point is 00:16:52 I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man.
Starting point is 00:17:00 I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to be a man. I'm not going to people, especially when they're trying to physically pick women up. We have a guy. And the smaller you are, the more likely it is to happen. Yeah, I can see that.
Starting point is 00:17:09 But if you're made of lizard scales, you can go. And then they. When you want to be like a pork fine, have quills. Okay. Yeah, we're losing him the local kiss. Oh, I just remembered. We have a present for Sally. Oh, what? Because you completed your PhD study, right? Yeah, I just remembered. We have a present for Sally. Oh, what?
Starting point is 00:17:25 Because you completed your PhD study, right? Yeah, I did my thesis. Yeah, you're, you're, you're. Yeah, I have questions, I've questions. So what is the process? Okay, so it's. Was it really, really quick? It varies from country to country.
Starting point is 00:17:40 They don't give you like an exam at the end. I do have an exam to come. Really? So it's called the Vibe, the Vibe Vocce, a spoken voice, no, living voice. So you do the work, you write the work into essentially a book. Mine was about 35,000 words long and it's called the thesis and you hand it in and you like, okay, I've done my thesis. And then you have to give it to two examiners.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Oh yeah, that's my YouTube popping up showing the thing that, hey, I've done my thesis. And then you have to give it to two examiners. Oh, yeah, that's my YouTube popping up showing the thing that, I have no idea how many of my thesis in my college. 35,000 more. Um, yeah. So I love it is that you're popping up my YouTube. And the reason I haven't been doing YouTube is because of that thesis. So yeah, so that you hand in the thesis and then you have two examiners, one from your university, one from a different university to make sure that it's fair. And they read it and take it apart for two months. And then you have two examiners, one from your university, one from a different university to make sure that it's fair,
Starting point is 00:18:25 and they read it and take it apart for two months, and then you sit down in a room with them for between three and five hours, and they grill you on it, and that is the viber, that's the one bit I have left to do, and then that you can pass with no corrections, pass with minor or major corrections or fail. Nobody fails pretty much because your supervisor shouldn't have let you submit if you were going to fail. That makes sense, yes, and I can't. So pretty much no one of us, also no one really gets no corrections,
Starting point is 00:18:52 because this also includes like spelling mistakes and like alignment issues. So usually it's, are you gonna get minor or major corrections? And then they'll say, hey, we think the work is good enough, but can you make some changes? Major corrections is like, can you redo an analysis or do an extra experiment? You make the changes, you hand them in, the examiner's ticket off.
Starting point is 00:19:09 You graduate, which in Oxford is sitting through two hours of Latin in a really uncomfortable but beautiful room with the ceiling designed by Christopher Renn. For those that interested in an old English architecture. And... Love Chris. Yeah, Chris, great guy. Great guy. Great guy great guy great guy. Great guys evenings and and yeah then I am officially a doctor but
Starting point is 00:19:29 pretty much once you pass to by that you can call yourself doctor. So you got like eight more hours to go between the the fiber. Viber and graduation. So this I mean when you're like hours would be harder than any of you. What you got there. So you're a doctor now.
Starting point is 00:19:42 So we got we got you a little present here. To commemorate it. It's got a doctor now. So we got you a little present here Okay, it's in honor of our favorite movie movie very fine. Yeah It's mama mia to on VHS who wrapped that they did a really good job They didn't really do it. I'm just a centric Patrick race the fan. Hey speaking to animate it stuff. It's something every doctor needs I was gonna guess that. I don't actually have one of these. We do now. It is a light weight status quo. Oh, I've got that one. Why? I bought it so I could hear my cats heart. Did you buy it because of it's innovative chest piece design and it's reliable and clear acoustics and it's tunable dire from? Wow, you can
Starting point is 00:20:22 hear both low and high frequencies with this and a single human sheep You know this is very sorry right now her heartbeat would be racing because she's so excited from the same Here patisethoscope for right? Pardon you I have used a set this picture to make sure to the doctor Bernie's I have a Man's wife's death is coming to, because I was a pre medical student. Uh, and then I went through a rotation. The hospital went through with other pre-med students.
Starting point is 00:20:51 I was in this program. I did switching to computer science, but, uh, I remember this guy's name Keith. We had to do this thing. We were taking each others, uh, blood pressure with a, uh, a monometer. And we said, we, you know, pump it up like 200 to 20. And then you let it come back down. And when you first start to hear the heartbeat or feel the pulse, but we were actually using a cathode
Starting point is 00:21:11 to do it. That's when you do the systolic. And then when you stop hearing it, it's a low end, that's the diastolic. So we're doing high ends, as if you ever, and I can, I can, I can, to this day, I can still spell a figmo monometer.
Starting point is 00:21:22 I was gonna stop, sorry, I pressed the command stop. But it's fucking idiot Keith. We were doing that and I'm listening. And I was like, I need to do just something and he goes, here I got this and he holds the Sethus government. It's called the bell, I guess. And he goes, he goes, diaphragm is out of this. And he goes, here, check this out.
Starting point is 00:21:37 And he goes, on the end of it. And it fucking, it is still to the state the loudest thing I've ever heard in my life. Really? Yeah, it was almost, it was hardly to explain. It's almost like a pressure because it's just air. So this is the thing is that it's a very simple design because it's the same as the microphone here is that this microphone is taking the movement of my sound waves and there is a little
Starting point is 00:21:57 diaphragm in there and then that is turning into electric. This is taking the sound waves here and sending the pressure through into these. So it's super simple. This is literally pressure that I just went, ooh, in your ear. Did you feel it? Did you punch him? No, I was very angry though.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Like, yeah, I bet. Jesus. Like if you actually, if you put it on and you take the diaphragm and you just press it, you can actually feel like pushing in. Press, press, press. I like how they jam themselves into your ears. Yeah, they get really uncomfortable after a while.
Starting point is 00:22:29 They go forward. Down the ear canal. There you go. Down this. This is the one thing I know. This is it. Just to set the scope. That's all I know.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Do you have a heart murmur? Check me for heart murmurs. Okay, you go do the deep breath, you know. What is a heart murmur, Blaine? No, I love it. It's when your heart quietly talked shit about you in your chest. I don't think you have pneumonia. So that is good.
Starting point is 00:22:56 That is good. I've had pneumonia. It's awful. Thank you so much. You're welcome. So now when you're booking a flight, can you pick Doctor? Yes. That's a lot. The best I was so looking forward to like, so is it Miss or Mrs? And I'd
Starting point is 00:23:10 be like, it's Doctor. Exactly. That's the whole reason you did it, right? Kind of, yeah. Well, I mean, I'm not going to be staying in academia. So a lot of it is just for the title of Doctor. So how long from beginning to end was the whole process or once it's done? For me five years, four years of which was work because my department got shut down for us bestos halfway through. So that extended things a bit. It's been a very, very stressful year and a half years. I know, well class quality institution. But yeah, so it's been four years of research, which is exactly what I was given. So I was on time and under budget. You talked about being able to select doctor and a drop down. One time I was booking a hotel room and these were the options. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:23:54 President. So you pick Amanda Admiral. Doctor and doctor. Oh, that's for like two people. There was it's Lord. So law chief. Chief Warren officer. Second lieutenant. If you aren't there, president, you gotta use it. What? Lieutenant Colonel. Captain. They really wanted to cover every possible title that you could have. Their Pope. Pope is not on here.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Reverend is. I'm not. I'm not saying it this time. I'll hope. But it doesn't come before. Nice. Holy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Is his holiness on there? Holyness. Dark Lord. Is dark. Yeah, it's his holiness on there. Oh, holiness dark Lord is dark Lord on there. It's queen on there. The Lord. Lord is. Is it really? Yes. Lord. But the world would just put.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Oh, yeah, I know about the Lord. Yeah. How do you become a Lord, master and commander? Do you know the Lord's sugar? You get a pointed or you get it by birth or you are a member of this church of England. If you're in the House of Lords, so you can get elected to the House of Lords, you can be born into the House of Lords or you can be church of England. What's the highest rank or like queen? No, no, no, sorry. We finished the session. The highest like civilian title that I could receive. Or since I'm not born England.
Starting point is 00:25:05 I don't know. Sir, sir. Right, nice. No, you can't. I'm not sure you can be. Because not is a member of the British Empire. Or the order of the British Empire. I'm one of them.
Starting point is 00:25:15 What if I got citizenship out in England? Then you could, son. I could be a, a, a, a, a, sir. Yeah, I'm not sure what the bias thing is. We're gonna want you to give up your American possible there. Can women be knighted? You don't really get a damn head. You're a damn hooded. Ah, so damn Judy. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:32 What's the life of a straight-scooter? Who's gonna like more like it? He'd be knighted. Sally or death. Why Sally? I promise it on camera the other day. No one's gonna knight me. Queen love you. Yeah, good point. Sally. I didn't know why one's gonna knight me. Queen love you. Yeah, good point, Sally. Yeah. We love that. I didn't know why I'd be knighted. Who should like set this?
Starting point is 00:25:49 Is it strictly the queen? Or is it like a committee that's like, yeah, this person deserves it. Yeah, your name's written by a committee. Are they on a round table? It's not going to be the queen. It is not going to be the queen. The queen just, she sits down,
Starting point is 00:25:59 she opens the other pages, she's like, who's the doing good work? I'm watching YouTube the other day, and I thought that's, I'm watching how, other day. And I thought that I like so well, I do. Uber could be nighted. What YouTuber? So it would be for services to either entertainment or services to education, probably. Sure. So within the UK, dang, okay. So, Alfie, Americans can get honorary British knighthoods and Daimhodes, so they can append the honor to their name, but they cannot use the title
Starting point is 00:26:30 Sir or Daim. So for example, Bill Gates has been knighted and you can describe himself as Bill Gates, KBE, but not Sir Bill Gates. Wow, KBE. Knight of the Empire. Knight of the Empire. God. He still used Empire, huh? Yeah. We've got some countries left. Yeah, but I don't God. Still use empire, huh? Yeah. Some countries left. Yeah, but I don't know. Empire just got, you know, we got the Commonwealth over time at terms we come a little more negative. I feel like empire. But I though, what America? What's that?
Starting point is 00:26:58 No, but that's a recent, that's a recent development. That's a recent development. We're pretty cool up until like, what do you think? Should we use the go? That's a recent development. That's a recent development. We're pretty cool up until like, what do you think? Should we use the go? 10 years ago. Man, America was wicked when I moved to. Yeah, I knew more.
Starting point is 00:27:08 When elections were going on, we were out in LA. It's getting small. Writing, Arizona Circle of Fun House, and Chris and Josh kept checking the election stuff. And we had like seven more hours until the elections were final, but like all the results were trickling in. And I would, I like, I almost started screaming. I was like, stop. You're not, you're just stressing everybody out. Just fucking stop. You're not going to know anything for a while. Yeah, exactly. And then they went out to like a party that night and they're like, yeah, we got, you know, it's another three or four hours until the election is called. And I literally stayed in, watched a movie, checked results. Okay. And
Starting point is 00:27:44 then that was it. But they were like, you know, checked results. Okay. And then that was it. But they were like, you know, throwing gray hairs. Yeah. Josh Mamia. I watched seven. The animated. Too much to me.
Starting point is 00:27:53 I want to see. So I do want to see some of the requests about the election. This is our first podcast. I guess the election was last Tuesday. No, it was. And I know way before that there were, we had like record numbers of young voters in this country. It was like one of the, one the highest turns out for for young voters ever and I don't want young voters to be discouraged if the election didn't necessarily go the way they want to.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Totally. I've been voting for over 20 years now and I've probably voted losing in more elections than I have winning. I think the important thing is just to get out there and then not have this be a fluke, but have this be something that becomes a regular thing for you and that you continue to vote. How is this a positive message for young people that we can end up like this? Take your lumps and keep voting.
Starting point is 00:28:37 No, fucking take to the streets and burn shit down. The system has failed you. The system has destroyed. How many votes is in Texas? How many people voted in Texas? I'm looking. I don't even know. I don't even know how many people are in Texas. Why do people have a much lower turn?
Starting point is 00:28:54 Can we start with the population of Texas? I have to question. 38 million. Okay. Wow. The US is 400 million. 38 million. That's over half a million. It's like 325. It's like the biggest thing. It's like what?
Starting point is 00:29:08 Baby. So in 325. For the Senator in Texas, there were slightly over 8 million votes for Texas. Texas is big. Everyone else. But I'm going to include kids and people who can't vote. So most people are 18.3 million people in Texas.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Can I? 20.3. Right, California has 40 million. Florida has 20.9. So Texas is the biggest, second biggest state by land. And I think UK is what? 77. Oh, I think we have more than Australia.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Pretty good, 35 million. Yeah, it's 325 million is US. You are correct. I don't like that. There are 15 million registered voters in Texas. So 15 million registered people didn't wait how many votes? So about a little over 8 million. So 7 million people did not.
Starting point is 00:29:57 I think after this election, I'm going to vote in every midterm. Like we should vote on not just on every midterm, every election. The most important ones are the local ones. Like the ones that don't get any attention, those are really like decided by just a small number of votes. That I think voting even on what are considered like the boring, not exciting local ones, those are so important.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Never in my life that I think I'd be giving a shit about senators and just the minutia details of our government. And now I'm like, oh, oh, it's like talking sports almost. I care more about government than I do about fucking sports at this point. Well, that's great. That's how it should be, right?
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah, it should be. I don't like that whenever you talk about climate change, it's considered political. And like there was an ad banned in the UK or something. Yeah, and that's not going to that. It probably wasn't. It was probably banned. Fake banned.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Or whatever. Anyway, every time you talk about the environment, I don't want to hear about politics. People do think the climate change is political. People think that evolutionary biology is political over here, which is astonishing to me as someone where they almost doctorate in evolutionary biology.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I guess if there's a big problem and people don't want to fix it, a lot of people will deny it, therefore making it an argument, therefore making it political. And that's really frustrating to hear people say that climate change ain't happened. Because with climate change, you also have the link to big companies like oil and gas and the travel industry and like flying. There are so many industries involved that people can pretend that whether or not climate change exists is political and that's not political. What we can do about it is totally political science is going to tell you what to do about it.
Starting point is 00:31:34 I think what we've said this on the podcast before is I think people also look at it the wrong way. They say like doing something about climate change or trying to stop it is going to cost jobs or it's going to put people out of work. What about all the jobs it's going to create? What about the new industry we can make? We can employ potentially far more people creating these new technologies and working in these fields. I saw something great.
Starting point is 00:31:55 I think it was on Twitter, which was, but what happens if climate change isn't real? And all we've done is create a cleaner earth and renewable cheaper energy and more jobs and made a safer world and improved habitats and biodiversity and all these things. What if all of that climate change wasn't even made? Oh, oh well. Oh, what a shame.
Starting point is 00:32:17 I'm doing it. Yeah. It's frustrating to say the least. It is. It's been a bit of a bummer here. I think I was like somebody called back to an old podcast from around the same time, but last year where I was like, man, 2017 sucked.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Man, there's no way the 2018 is gonna suck. What if 2018 actually really does suck? And then here we are and I'm like, man, 2018 fucking sucked. I totally... 2016, everyone was all upset about, well, that was when everyone died. So celebrities were dying. And then I was like, oh, got to get out of this year.
Starting point is 00:32:46 And then like the whole world turned into shit like the end of 2016 celebrities were just getting out. Right. They're smart. And they were going back to their whole planets. David Bowie wasn't from here. I don't think so probably not. You know, he probably just had, you know, some kind of extra accessor, you know, like paid a win for the simulation that we all Limits like a doctor strange. You know the potential all the potential futures. That was the best version of him
Starting point is 00:33:12 Yeah, I was like Prince was also an alien. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I get it I can see it. Did you invent the guitar or am I missing miss remembering that? I don't know that anybody's claimed invention of the keytar. You invented the keytar. Also isn't the keytar, you just took the keyboard and then you flipped it sideways and it's all like that. Yeah, there's not, you know what,
Starting point is 00:33:34 actually doing the thing with the left hand, are you? Not really any inventing involved, is that, is that? Is it different noises to a keyboard? Is that Prince's real name? Yeah, you were super close there. I always get Prince Steve Messy. Yeah, I was as name? Yeah, he was super close there. I always get Prince Steve Mastikowski. He also is formally known as Steve Mastikowski. Was his name Prince?
Starting point is 00:33:51 Was it both name Prince? What is his name? Is his name was that symbol for a bit, when I... Yeah, Steve Mastikowski. Is that the name of the character that's in Monsters Inc? That's Michael Kowski. What it says right under his name is, he's been incorrectly credited for many years
Starting point is 00:34:06 as the inventor of the keytar. Prince? Steve Mesa Kowski. Wait, Mary, so why is he coming up in the... I don't know, so you search for it on Google, and it has his name, and it says he's been incorrectly credited for many years as the inventor of the keytar.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Oh my God, I didn't invent the damn key. I was like, why does he pop up there? How does that happen? How did it, like, what's the seed that starts that where he gets incorrectly identified? He probably was just saying it. He was just saying it at parties. People that want to see other people in pain,
Starting point is 00:34:33 they're massacous, he is massacous. It didn't land. It didn't land. Not my best. Do we cut that from the podcast? No, it's good. We're live.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Okay, okay. It didn't land. So the, it burned up before and re- that from the podcast. Now it's good. We're live. Okay. Okay. It didn't land. So the, uh, it burned up before and ready. If we don't stuff like enters our collective consciousness, uh, where one of my favorite examples of that was a guy who worked on back to the future two made, uh, made a statement they were doing behind the scenes interview with him.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Are you going to throw back to the future two? Why don't because I have only just seen back to the future one. So back to the future too. Oh my God. I'm now seeing it though. We've always heard 30 years of all these guys. Sorry. Was it anime?
Starting point is 00:35:12 By the way, even with the date they go to in the future, that's three years ago. No, no. So I don't know that I can spoil this. I ended up watching it because it was in the past. I didn't even know that it was on the news. I literally beyond the future they it was in the past. I didn't know it was all the news. I literally beyond the future, they envisioned. That's, I think we're beyond spoiler territory.
Starting point is 00:35:30 But I won't spoil it for you, but there is an invention in there called the hoverboard, which as now a doctor, you should probably play it enough. Well, close enough. So where are you? I called you candid early and you said, now I'm not a candidate anymore.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Now you are. I know I actually show what the technical term is. Pristame. You're a limp. You're a limp. Pre-doctor. What am I? Your purgatory.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Dark smart prologue. Because I will be, oh, what's the term? So once I finish my thesis, I will be granted leave to supplicate. And that is when. I killed those in destiny. I. And that is when I will technically be able to, so technically I can only call myself
Starting point is 00:36:07 a doctor when I graduate. So I'll be a doctor graduate. So a graduate is someone who's done the degree but hasn't graduated yet. So from the gerund of Latin form, meaning in the process of all ing, it's a thing. Do we need that many difference? Can't we just have your doctor and or your not a doctor? I think once I've done my viper, I'm going to call myself a doctor in waiting. I'm just like, I'm a doctor than I am though.
Starting point is 00:36:28 So like in your system we would book you not a doctor. Are you closer to a gardener than I am? Are you pissed? What happens? What the fuck does that mean? How many loans have you moved? We have a whole podcast on gardening. What happens if you're on a airplane, somebody like passes out and they're like,
Starting point is 00:36:42 is there a doctor on this plane? You feel like, What happens if you're on a airplane, somebody passes out and they're like, is there a doctor on this plane? You'd be like, oh, I would be like, yes, but please ask someone else, but no, I just went raise my hand. No, probably not. I go waste people's time with them thinking that I'm a doctor. What if the man's dying from some evolutionary biology thing that you could have fixed evolution? I'm just gonna fix it. Yeah, the man that is dying from the fact that these maggots are cannibalizing their non-cibling versus their siblings. You know how to fix that.
Starting point is 00:37:10 I know how to fix that. I'm uniquely qualified. Gus, were you sitting next to the plane when the guy behind his died? I was not there. There's a guy that died on the plane. Who was that? Who was that? Don't worry, they came back to life.
Starting point is 00:37:21 It's 100% true. This is exactly what happened. Sorry. Who was there was sitting next to me. But we were sitting here. It's like, so. This is exactly what happened. Sorry. What was there was sitting next to me. But we were sitting here and it's like, so right behind me, dead guy. I know the jack was annoyed that someone died on his flight. Yeah, he was annoyed because he was annoyed. What are the guys at Dye? He was annoyed. The whole reason he got annoyed was that they like, de-plained the dead body first and he had to wait. Was that something like that? Or did they? That's a really early on in the
Starting point is 00:37:44 flight because planes have spaces that they keep dead bodies in if someone dies. Where? I think there's some hang out there. Where is that? I think there's a little international flights that they have to those spaces. Oh yeah, I don't know if they got them on domestic.
Starting point is 00:37:56 They may sit them in a spursie. Where's that? They can sit in their own seat, can't they? Oh yeah. But Tally, where is this space though? It's, we know like how the Aircrew have their own little cabin. Yeah, and they got their own they got a special little cupboard and you can stick a person Is it like an over hit bin? I don't think it's like a head I really like this idea of like they just shove them into one of the loos and put occupied on it permanently
Starting point is 00:38:22 Actually, I think that might be what they do on a domestic. What if you put them in the loop? In my thing. What if they open the door and he's not there anymore? I think they're ringing bells. But the doors, they sort of open, they like fold in. If the body slumps down to the floor, it's just like how do I open the door open?
Starting point is 00:38:39 It's a good system now. I like that bathroom system. Like even you have to lock the door to turn on the lights. That's a good system. It's like they thought of everything for that. I still see a crazy number of people walk into airplane bathrooms and not lock the door. It's crazy to me that you're might be with people that are trying to get it on like they're trying to welcome their partner.
Starting point is 00:38:59 There's no window. I'm a pitch black. I don't think I'm going to get in the way. Oh'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry.
Starting point is 00:39:10 I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry.
Starting point is 00:39:17 I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna say sorry. I'm gonna send it. She goes, sir, sir, and I'm like, he's talking to me. And she's like, sir, and she's behind me.
Starting point is 00:39:26 I can't see the guy, because he's literally right behind me. I have to do this number to see him. And she's like, sir, sir, I'm in the aisle. He's in the aisle. The guy right behind me. She's like, sir, sir, sir, and she's like, then she gets aggressive.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Was that someone sitting next to him? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I can't recall that. Probably every flight is full these days. It seems like then they did a call for a doctor. Sure enough, there's a doctor somewhere in the plane comes up. Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:39:52 I'm a doctor of medieval history. Exactly. You're right. I'm so sorry. I just came here to give my colloquial kiss. What is it? Colloquial. Colloquial.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Colloquial. That's like a one-way deal. Colloquial. I got it by finishing the raid. Oh, you find this applicant. But then the doctor is talking to him, trying to get some kind of response, no response. And then I just hear the doctor say right behind me, he says, oh, yeah, I can't, he doesn't know pulse. I can't get a pulse. And she's like, oh my, she's like, okay.
Starting point is 00:40:25 And then they start going to some kind of procedure. And I can, God, it's gonna swore to you. It wasn't me. We're like, we're like, it was like, it's gonna pulse, whatever. And then, I don't know, some amount of time passed, like 20, 30 seconds. And the doctor goes, oh, there you are.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Hey, what's going on? I go, hmm, hmm, he goes, can you hear me? Can you understand me? He goes, oh, there you are. Hey, what's going on? I go, hmm, hmm, can you hear me? Can you understand me? He goes, yeah, hmm. Then he goes to like this cognitive test with him of like, what day is it, how are you feeling all this stuff? And he's like, oh, you looking to better your colors back now. Okay, doctor just goes back to his seat.
Starting point is 00:40:56 And then apparently make some kind of comment that like, yeah, this happens sometimes when people on planes are blood pressure drops and thought he was dead. And like basically declared the guy dead. And then 30 seconds later, the guy's alive. And then playing lands, they don't even let this guy off first like a medical emergency. He just gets off with everybody else.
Starting point is 00:41:15 He just walked off on his own. Did they tell the guy that they declared him dead? I don't know. He should have known, right? He's a zombie. There was fucked up man. He probably just thought he napped. The plot to weaken a Bernie three.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Fucking sucks. You know, if they, when they ask you if they're a doctor on board, if no one comes forward, do they then put it just like whoever wants to try? And then they promote the captain to doctor. I'm gonna let you in on a separate and invite the different thing on the truck back.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Because I've worked with doctors before. A lot of them won't volunteer. They just won't say anything. Why? First of all, doctors are assholes, honestly. Medical doctors tend to be kind of dickheads, but then also, yeah, they could be sued.
Starting point is 00:41:54 So there's a thing in the UK where a doctor can't be sued for infecting harm if they're doing it in order to help someone. Good to meet it. Something close enough, yeah, I'll version of it. But there are a lot of countries that don't and when you're in international airspace, you're not sure which law replies.
Starting point is 00:42:11 And so yeah, sometimes they don't. There's some business law I learned that you can like, walk up to a person that's like literally drowning and they'd be like, help, you help me, help! And then you could just, I don't know. I thought it's, you could break the law and if you don't help someone. Like if you see someone drowning in the ocean and you just ignore them, you don't have to.
Starting point is 00:42:27 I don't think that could be the case because you, that you can't enforce by law that someone should put their own life in danger. Right. Right. Right. It's a really, a sort of video of like these two kids, they were laughing at this guy like floating down a river and he was drowning. I saw that and he died and then they arrested both the kids.
Starting point is 00:42:42 I think that varies country to country. What do you expect the kids get the fucking raging river? It's like cold, they didn't call for the emergency. They obviously had phones, they were filming on their phone. Oh my God, there is literally a fly that just landed on my finger. They are coming for me. They are coming for me. What's wrong?
Starting point is 00:42:58 Like a lot of research was with fly. We saw what you did with the software. My ears and my research was on fly. Not one of those type of flies. My cell is microphone. I'm gonna slap this fly here we go If he does it you're gonna be a doctor. He said no No, sorry, sorry, so you need to be doctor. No, we go to slightly 40 microphone. It's fine
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Starting point is 00:44:43 Who writes this ad copy for these things? Do they not do any research at all? Who writes these? Do we take it from them? What? We totally buried a lead on something there. What? Whip, who plays Hawk in Titans?
Starting point is 00:44:58 I don't know. Alan Richardson from laser team. We didn't mention that. Alan Richardson is in the shell. Oh really? Yeah, handsome is man on the planet. What's your point? Talk. Is that like a man? I think it might be a variation on that. Yeah. God damn, he's a handsome man. I like Alan. How do you? How do you miss that?
Starting point is 00:45:15 I don't know. I didn't know that. Wow. You're not keeping up with Alan Richardson's career. Apparently not. Oh, dude. It's, dude. I can't not. What's he, Aqua man? He was Aqua man in smallville. Oh, so. I feel like don't watch Titans because Alan Richardson's in it and he's fucking great and he's handsome. Have you ever seen like, I think I've mentioned it. I'm totally not re-recorded that later. Why not?
Starting point is 00:45:37 You can do it. You're not going to be recorded? I was adding on. I was, I was supplementing. Yep. I'll also see it because the night wing. Yep. I'll also see it because the night wing. Yeah Come on
Starting point is 00:45:48 Gus looks a bit jabbed off a little jab a little jabbing. Who's the air it wrote that? Where's Eric? Erick's not here. Where is he? I don't know where he is. Yeah Yeah, we have some confusion. I think I think I thought they write ads. They did very so I think I Would a right one, but we should be able to be like a Put this in there. Alan Richardson. Very handsome. Yes. On a scale of one to a hundred.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Have you not seen Alan Richardson? I don't think I have. Oh, let's get a picture. You're a good, good, good, good. Okay. I got pictures saved in my phone. Okay. He was, no.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I'm thankful to, he's going to bring one up first. I've a hair right over there. Yeah, they're my best one over there. Look at this handsome handsome. Oh, okay. Oh shit lose abs. This handsome man All right, it's got quite small eyes It's a tiny picture. You don't know what you fucking talking about. He's fainting and naturally white teeth. Oh That's so good It's like a happy sight for the eyes. They have Hawk and Dove. Ah, like the classic game theory game.
Starting point is 00:46:49 People usually say theory game. No, there you go. Let's talk about it back to the future. We'll have plenty of biology. We'll get that and we'll know what we're talking about. We're talking about the two strategies where Hawk attacks everything. Dove tries only retaliates when attacked and does not go into attack first. And it's the podcast theory.
Starting point is 00:47:11 And it's the which one, like, which one is a better strategy based on the frequency. I hear. And it's all about frequency dependence as true, which is the best alternate strategy. And evolutionary stable strategies, yes, Ss is here we go. Even the evil. What do you call them over here? Not freshmen, what do you call them people? freshmen, sophomore, junior.
Starting point is 00:47:31 just people doing an undergrad, you call it undergrad, undergrad, undergrad, undergrad, you call it, there we go, biology, undergrad, and talking about. So I only ever here, it referred to like an economic theory here. Like, when the people are in charge of, you know, the fed, they'll say they have a very hawkish or very dovish approach when it comes to economic policies.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah, economics and evolution are very, very similar to the point where people make evolution, people make economic models based on evolutionary theory. And so, yeah, there's a huge amount of overlap, particularly with game theory, which is all of this, what your actions, your actions, benefits and cost depends on the behaviors of the group. Interesting. Now, it's not how I can, I don't subscribe to that economic theory. I'm Adam and Eve.
Starting point is 00:48:14 That's what I'm saying. So I said you, I really love me. Yeah, playing Dread to Be is cool as possible and kicked his own water bottle. He played me. Luckily it was shut. So I sent, I was chatting with Sally earlier this afternoon before the podcast.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Oh yeah, I was looking that up. About an article that I had seen, this someone sent me over the weekend talking about how, and I'm not sure how much you read on it, but it said that elephants were starting, it was starting to become a more dominant trait that elephants were born without tusks. Since elephants with tusks since elephants with tusks. More prominent trait. Right. Have been poached so severely that now it's advantageous for them not to have tusks. Not so. More so than needing tusks. Yes, so this is the thing. So, two things to know about tusks. Firstly, oh, three things. Firstly, in African elephants, Asian
Starting point is 00:49:03 elephants have tiny tusks anyway, so we're not looking at them. We're looking at African elephants, two different species. Secondly, They make a great gift. Tusks get... Sorry. She's not right. Sorry. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Go ahead. Tusks get bigger with age. And so the older elephant is the bigger the tusks will be. And thirdly, male elephants have larger tusks than female elephants. Right. It's like the same, but with human ears. So mostly it's a fighting. And so they've found that it's predominantly the females that are losing their tusks and not the males. So there always used to be like two or three percent of females that would be born with pretty much no tusks at all.
Starting point is 00:49:43 And now you're looking at like 30, 40% of female elephants. Just because they're getting the chance to breed more often. Well, exactly because they get to live for longer because it's the older female elephants. One with the bigger tusks that would get hunted and it was the male elephants that were got hunted. And they haven't quite worked out why males haven't lost tusks to the same degree that females have. There's all sorts of things like ex-linked, where if the gene is on one of the sex chromosomes, it affects the sexes differently.
Starting point is 00:50:12 They need to be selected out differently. But also males need it for fighting. And like, elements do need tusks. They dig up the earth, and they break open bark on trees and things like that with their tusks. What is the big difference that's for? Because they want to reach around for the plant matter. With train. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:50:29 And one of the weird things is that it's changing the whole ecology of the area because elephants are ecosystem engineers and they change the environment around them in the same way a beaver creates a dam that floods an area. And so lots of other animals rely on elephant activity to produce nice habitats.
Starting point is 00:50:47 So there are some lizards that like to live where an elephant has dug up the soil. And now these elephants don't have tusks, they can't do that as much. But they seem to be able to cope in some sense. So if they're another elephant with tusks have walked by and scraped off the bark, they can then peel it off with their teeth.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Why do they need to take the bark off, to eat the bark? What was the bark thing? They can eat the plant matter behind the bark. Okay, so every herd just needs one elephant with tusks and they need to guard that elephant. I thought the interesting thing was how quickly the change was happening. It seemed like everything was within like a 30-year span. So I was having a quick look on Google Scholar as you do. And there seems to be papers from the 60s, 70s, first documenting the reduction in custom-on African elephants, but certainly within about 100 years.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Way faster than you would think on an evolutionary scale. Particularly for elephants, yes, because it's not so much about the number of years that matters for evolution as the number of generations that matters. Was there a thing once with pollution and butterflies where? Peppin' moth. Is a moth, you know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, the Peppin' moth.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Yeah, so industrial revolution, everything was covered in sirt because we had all of these coal-bearing factories in the UK and these moths that used to be mottled white color to camouflage into lycan on trees. Suddenly the trees were covered in black soot and so over the course of a few generations they all turned black and then we had the clean air act and they stopped producing so much soot so there we go. So that's the original and current form of the pepid moth. So they went back to that after the air got cleaned up. It's quite fashion. Two questions. One, if I were to grow tusks as a human, where would they be on my face? Oh, so tusks are essentially teeth. Yeah, right? So I think you're right here.
Starting point is 00:52:34 So I mean, are they molars or canines? They are their own type of teeth. Can you have blood tusks? Because they have teeth as well as tusks. I reckon in terms of evolutionary speaking, it's what it uses to evolve tusks from canines. So do tusks like on an elephant come out of their mouth? I thought they were like on like the outside of their lips or whatever. I think they're to one side. I'm not entire, I think they're to one side,
Starting point is 00:52:59 but they are also made of teeth material. You know how you get weird mutations sometimes to even like in humans like someone might grow an arm. I would like a like a third on. I mean, nipple, but it might be a mole, but I'm not sure. Sure. You mentioned this last time I was on the podcast. Did you still not get that checked out?
Starting point is 00:53:14 Oh, I don't. I don't want to do it. Oh, sure thing. Your gross thing. It's like great here. It's a little bit of a share growing out of it. So I guess it's a. Looks like a mole.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Where's that make it? Is it make it a nipple of the tech of the hair growing out? Or is it make it a mole a thing. It looks like a mulp. Where's that make it? Is it make it a nipple of the tech of the hair growing out of it? Or is it make it a mulp? Oh, do you grow and hair is on your nipple? Doesn't everybody? Yeah. Oh, I guess I do too.
Starting point is 00:53:32 What do you got going on there? You're on fire today, man. Do you think in elephant? I don't have any arrow, I suppose. There was like, I had a second question too. That big river that runs right through London. You know, the one. It tends. That's the one. The Thames? That's the one.
Starting point is 00:53:45 How many corpses do you think are in there? Nowadays. Fala question. Quite a few. I mean, she's going to come up on that thesis. She said quite a few. You hear about people discovering bodies when they go, because it's so close to the sea that the Thames is quite
Starting point is 00:54:01 tidal. And so you will get these mud flats that become exposed at low tide. OK. And so you'll get these mud flats that become exposed at low tide. Okay. And people will come across bodies, it's always dog walkers. I don't know why people ever. 60 dead bodies a year are removed from London's river.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Yeah. But it would have been loads more in the olden days, right? Because there is a toss. So on a week straight in the river. But no, in the city of London, or not in the city that is London, there will be quite a few still. Wow.
Starting point is 00:54:27 We had a crazy milestone. I think it was. I'm curious as to where this goes. New York, where we went 24 hours where nobody was shot. Yay! Well done. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Look at that. Nobody's murdered, maybe that's what it was. Oh, I doubt it was no one was murdered. So like in this picture. I think that was it. How many dead bodies do you think I have in that picture? Ooh, I'm gonna say. I think that was it. How many dead bodies do you think I have in that picture? Ooh, I'm going to say I'm going to say probably 0.1 because of their 60 year and you're looking at a very small fraction for a very short period of time.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Well, I feel like that's the main stretch though. I feel like if it's in the beginning of EastEnders, that's probably where most of the corpse is. Ah, he's very familiar with that. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It was a... I don't know what that that was 24 hours without a single violent crime. Well, yeah, that's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
Starting point is 00:55:14 really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, going on that weekend though. Maybe if you found it probably, like when the clock goes forward and say that weekend was now short and the normal. Maybe there was a blizzard everyone stayed in. Or like was there an increase in like pizza sales? Did the nine-run one lines just not work that weekend? Probably. Oh, there were no crimes. They were just like, oh, that Monday.
Starting point is 00:55:40 The phones off the hook. Yeah. On Thursday morning in Brooklyn, a 25 year old man was shot in the torso by a gunman who climbed into a car and fled the scene with an accomplice. That same car appears to have crashed into an ambulance a few streets away. That's, that's, that's, it's like they're like saying, so after that, nothing bad happened. But that event sounds horrible for everybody involved. Well, except for the guy that crashed the car into the ambulance.
Starting point is 00:56:02 He's the guy who shot, yeah, he crashed his car into the ambulance. He probably had immediate assistance. What if guy that crashed the car into the ambulance, he's the guy who shot. Yeah, he crashed into the ambulance. He probably had immediate assistance. What if you crashed in the back of the ambulance? You went through the windshield and landed in the back of the ambulance. There was a, there was an awful series of accidents here in Austin. I think it was last weekend where the police pulled over a drunk driver. Another drunk driver came and hit the police car because, you know, they got drawn to the lights. So an ambulance showed up because someone was hurt. Then another drunk driver crashed into the ambulance that was there because a drunk driver crashed into a cop
Starting point is 00:56:31 who pulled over a drunk driver. Wow. Did anybody die? No, but I think we all had to go to the hospital. That fucking sucks. Could you also imagine being like the first cop on the scene and you're like, God damn it! By like the third drunk driver.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Is that, what the fuck? Like, at one particular spot, like three. Was it? In that period of time. Like, at a fucking lick, you animals. I don't think so. I think it was after Halloween. Did you hear that there would survivors
Starting point is 00:56:54 from the Vegas shooting in the most recent mass shooting in California? Is that true? Yeah, there was one that got in. Like, the odds of that should be astronomical. You shouldn't have to go through two mass shootings. That, I don't know, I get that. And the fact that that's like can happen is men's.
Starting point is 00:57:10 We have so many pretty big crowd that the guy in Vegas shot at, right? True. There's like 15,000 people and it was concert, wasn't it? Yeah. So it's a bigger pool there, but it is unbelievable. But it's still like, that's unbelievable. We have so many shootings, our shootings are crossing over
Starting point is 00:57:26 into our other shootings. And if I can sucks, too, because what was Columbine 13, dead? I think so, that sounds about right. I feel like that's happened. I mean, we've broken the record well over a couple of times, especially with Vegas. And now it's like 15. You don't even hear about the coverage is just like dead
Starting point is 00:57:46 after a couple of weeks. And you don't hear anything about those mass shootings anymore. But Columbine, I remember that shook two school years of our lives. Like they changed the security in the schools. People had to wear like special backpacks. And then now it's just like, oh yeah. Well, I've been mass shooting.
Starting point is 00:58:00 They would do clear ones. After Sandy Hook, I mean, it seems like nothing really changed. So I remember I saw the stat the other day. The shooting the shooting and thousand oaks was the 307th mass shooting in 2018 Congrats in the US in the US. Yeah, so that's almost one a day. It's that's our thing. It's one a day. You guys don't get that. No, we don't We have planned it. It was four more people four more. It's 307 mass shootings in 311 days So we're under one at day. Great. If we're having a conversation on police stuff, do you want a slightly more lighthearted
Starting point is 00:58:30 police? Please. I had a really exciting thing to happen on the plane over here. You died and came back to life. No. Although it was exciting enough to directly follow on from Bernie's anecdote, but still someone got kicked off the plane. What happened?
Starting point is 00:58:45 I've only seen that on Twitter. I've never seen that actually happening in real life. What are they doing? They're being obnoxious. They didn't, so they were behind me. So I didn't hear exactly what was happening, but everyone was chatting about it. It's one of those few times where I will actually
Starting point is 00:58:57 chat to strangers on public transport. And if you can call a plane public. And so, yeah, so this woman was getting all mouthy at the cabin crew. And it turns out she didn't want to sit next to a dog. But the weirdest thing was, because someone else had a service dog. Why would you not want to sit next to a dog? I know right, but the weirdest thing was. Because it's a fucking dog.
Starting point is 00:59:22 It's like, it's an exact place. But then, it turned out she wasn't even going because it's a fucking dog. It's a joke. Exactly. So then, but then, not everyone has to put up with that. It turned out she wasn't even going to be next to the dog. She was going to be two rows behind the dog. Oh, who cares? Yeah. And she, and so she then she got all mouthy and then they kicked her off. It was very exciting. Where did this happen? In Atlanta. Okay, I say this definitely doesn't sound like this was the UK. We guys were, you guys were still at the gate. We were in the in the plane ready to go. But yeah, go the way and then my dad pulled away yet. Dude, if they get just chuck you out on the tarmac and you're like walk back. If someone were to offer you a seat in first class
Starting point is 00:59:58 and a regular seat next to a dog, I would go next to the dog. Now you see the dog. Now I'm about to have the same level. What kind of dog the dog. Now you guys see the dog. Now I'm allowed to. I'm allowed to. What kind of dog was it? Did you see Pat? We couldn't even hear the dog or see the dog. It was so small. Oh, it was tiny. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:12 Well, obviously wasn't big enough to sit. I don't know. Were you on the flight with me coming back from Baltimore where the guy had a like that giant black Labrador with him? Was that the flight where you said, see you lay a bitch and sat down in first class and I sat between a baby and a dog. You caught him.
Starting point is 01:00:27 It was a dog. A baby. It was a huge dog. And I was just like this. It was actually kind of awesome. Yeah. Yeah. That was great.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Dogs are great. What is your, why was this dog skepticism here? You don't necessarily want to sit next to every dog on the plane. I think what is the rule with dogs and restaurants? I was at a restaurant yesterday. They're all service dogs. And someone walked in with this giant dog. Service dog.
Starting point is 01:00:52 They're all service. Well, there's no vest or anything. There's nothing identifying it as a service animal. He was just saying it's an awesome. Yeah, that's just awesome, baby. Could have been like, it was in a fucking restaurant. I was like, it's absolutely dogs, but. You know, maybe it was like a support, like an emotional dog.
Starting point is 01:01:03 There you go. Yeah, am I right? You don't have like a support, like an emotional dog. There you go. Yeah. Am I right? I think you don't have like a standardized thing for service dogs in America. We do, but people phone it in because they just buy a vest on Amazon. I've seen some like shitly, but it behaved dogs that the airport and be like, that is not a service dog. That is a vest that they bought because like our guide dogs, for example, they're not emotional support dogs, but a guide dogs with a blind.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Right. You, you, you basically get them from the guide dogs charity, they get them all trained. And so like you have never, ever seen a guide dog bark, ever. And so you know, as soon as you look at it, oh yeah, that's, that's like, you would never try and fake a dog being a guide dog. Like that's such a weird thing, but it seems whenever I'm on a plane in the US, there are always dogs here.
Starting point is 01:01:45 But it's like, why would you have them more than us? Why don't they make guide cats that way smaller, take up less space? You can have cats, you can have ducks as well. They might want an emotional support horse and was trying to fly with it. And they're like, yeah, I mean, we get that it's your emotional support animal, but also it's a horse. We're not sure we can fly it. I think that's fairly enough space for the court. Didn't someone get to take the United Flight because they wouldn't allow their peacock on. That's a very, very, very, very important.
Starting point is 01:02:16 What if I could have an emotional support? What is that? But what you can't take like, could I take a sparrow? Right. Can you take it in? Why does it look trained? Well, I mean, what if I just had it in a little cage? There was a peacock in it was united. You can't take like could you could I take a sparrow right? Can you take it? Why does it train? Well, I mean what if I just had it in low cage there was a peacock and it was united sir I need to bring my emotional support scorpion on this plane and we'll refuse to board
Starting point is 01:02:32 Oh Oh Oh Got fingerless gloves I think I think fingerless feet guess I I got fingerless gloves. I think he's got fingerless feet. Guys, I gotta say that's way this. Those are gloves.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Where the ducks feet do you think? Where do you think? I mean, his wings aren't his arms. I won't shit. He could probably, he grabbed things with his hands. The duck in a little shoes. It really looks like the audio podcast and Blake got them gloves.
Starting point is 01:03:03 It makes me think of that drawing, like if a dog wore pants, which way would it wear it, have you ever seen that? Yeah, I have. But a dog has two arms and two legs, the dog does not have four legs. But if you wanted a shoe for your hand, it would still be cool to shoe.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Listen, I admit, I fucked up, I'm sorry, everybody at home, I'm sorry, I called them gloves. What's more interesting is where a bed... I'll be sorry for that. These are. Where are they? They're up here. I'm saying. called them gloves. What's more interesting is where a bird's knees are. Where are they? They're up here. I'm back. Yeah, I knew that because ankles point backwards and knees point forwards.
Starting point is 01:03:33 And so most birds that you see, they have a joint halfway up the leg. What appears to be so that points backwards. And that's actually their ankle and their knees are all the way up in their body. So, Kat's ankle is... Oh! Look at that, it's exactly what I was saying. Thank you, Mark. David's making that stuff.
Starting point is 01:03:49 If I were to shave a bird or take all of its feathers off, would I be able to see those things? Or they all up internally? So, I think the knee part, I think, is within the flesh. Got it. But obviously the ankle, you'll be able to see. Do they have a stand stand up perfectly straight? Or do they always have bent knees?
Starting point is 01:04:07 I mean, flamingos have got pretty straight legs. Is then knee up in their body again? Yeah. How are you? I think so. I'm trying to picture from here now. My cat's knee on the back. Is that just a fat, is that an ankle?
Starting point is 01:04:22 Which way does it point? Well, they don't really have an ankle part. Yeah, I guess it's an ankle? Which way does it point? Well, they don't really have an ankle part. Yeah, I guess it's an ankle, because it's backwards, but they don't have a back knee. Wait, what? Get that guy's, wait, wait, you got a poor diagram of a cat up. What, okay, so it's poor, right?
Starting point is 01:04:37 Yeah, poor, and then where it joins the long bit. Can we get a picture of a cat? Can we get a picture of a cat leg? Or just a cat, just bring us a cat, that's good. A side view of a cat? Can we get a picture of a cat leg? Or just a cat? Just bring us a cat. A side view of a cat. We have loads of dogs around this building. Can we get a dog or a cat or some small fluffy animal?
Starting point is 01:04:52 People can't have a cat work and it's really annoying. It sucks. We use the have one. We use the have one. And people not allergic to dogs. That's nothing too. You can take dogs everywhere in Austin. I can't take a cat because if we take cat anywhere,
Starting point is 01:05:04 then the dogs that are there will all fucking free cats. Well, the cat will murder you if you take a cat out of its house. So you put a cat in a car and then take it somewhere, the cat will murder you. It depends on the cat. There's a wonderful car. There are a great cat. Okay, so it's an ankle and then there's a knee higher up.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Yes. Right. So what's the base? Wait, so what's the one on the front? What's the flangey's got connected? So like I said, the legs and the arms are different things. So it's not a, it's not a front ankle. It's not a front leg, it's a front arm.
Starting point is 01:05:30 So it's an elbow. Yeah. Is there a way that I could surgically put into my arm working Wolverine claws? Is there a, would I have to get a mechanism or is there a muscle that I could actually like clone That's a great up chart you just showed it said the butt of the cat was called the it's you Wait
Starting point is 01:05:52 It's him it's him it's him We it's him and the butt goes up he's just a little scratch and they go oh I have a question for Sally off Do you is anyone ever wish they had a tail just so they could pop it? I mean after I pop it I tried to kn I, after I, I've got knuckles, Dragon Ball, it'd be great. I mean, I think more I'd like to have it.
Starting point is 01:06:09 Do you have a cat? Is that why you're here? Why did Jack appear out of nowhere? What's wrong? Yeah, I heard we're talking about cats, right? Yeah, not talking about war and war. Is she on the back of the cat? Yeah, the issue.
Starting point is 01:06:18 I just walked over because we had actual life this weekend. I want to thank the community and everyone and I love you all. And you're amazing. How much do we raise? We raised during the stream, we made our total go up to $1.42 million or something like that. And now we're like 1.481 because Jeremy did another like 16 hour stream plan by a row.
Starting point is 01:06:37 He did that. He raised another like $60,000. So anyway, it was a very fun extra life. It was very fun. Gavin, Gavin, you and Michael probably had it worse than anyone else. So thank you for, for sacrilege. I'll have it any other way.
Starting point is 01:06:48 All right. Did I mean interrupt? I was walking by. I was like, oh, I should say thank you to the community. And I love you guys. Love you, too. All right. Love you.
Starting point is 01:06:56 All right. I love you. Yeah. Blaine did the funniest thing that I've ever seen on an extra life and no one saw it except for me and Maryl. Oh, yeah, that was fun. What's going on? Go ahead, pull the story.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Blaine. Blaine was. What's with this like prison interrogation room lighting on Jack? Oh, I was thinking about it. I'm a big fan of that. Look at that. He's not sad. Got it. He's not a human horn. That's all right.
Starting point is 01:07:13 It was during two spooky. What's the question? No. It was during two spooky. During two spooky, Blaine had his skeleton onesy on with a hoodie over the top of that with another skull on top of his head And he was sitting on the couch telling me right there and I was in the couch is on the back on my laptop Mary was next to me and I was just checking you know like checking Twitter and keep an eye on social and this phone started ringing
Starting point is 01:07:37 Blaine just picks it up looks at it goes spooky and then hangs up and puts it back down Wasn't on camera no one saw him do it. He just did it and it's Maryland, I was the only people who saw it happen. And it was the funniest guy damn thing ever. It's very in character. Yeah. And then it just started ringing it rang
Starting point is 01:07:54 for like the next 40 minutes or so. It was incredible. What's going on with it? I don't know. John something. I don't know who. They're like, your father's dead. What?
Starting point is 01:08:02 What? No. So they're going late at night, right? That's the story. Oh, there we, yeah. So there's Blaine made up in his outfit. Oh, wait, wait, funny. I'm the, you know, that's there.
Starting point is 01:08:13 He's the one that's blaying and not the other guy. I'm not the one in the horse head. I'm the one who's killed. You were in the horse at one point, though. Yeah, I did. That was my first form. You're a mutant unicorn. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:24 So anyway, thank you very, very much everyone who contributed extra life. I want to point out too, I tweeted about this, but the raffles are still going on. So if you didn't have a chance to donate, you can donate up to December 1st. That's when we're going to end the raffle. So you can check it out extralife.ruschee.com.
Starting point is 01:08:39 It has a little raffle information there. I made a journal post about it. And yeah, so you can enter it until December 1st. And I think the merchandise might still be available. I think we might have some leftover. So if you want to pick up merchandise, you can't. Does that mean we have to hit 1.5 next year? Someone actually had a really good idea.
Starting point is 01:08:52 So we went from 1 million to 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 someone said we should do 1 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 3rd 7000. So it's a leet million. I was like, oh, that's actually really cool. So I think that might be our goal next year. A super leet. So it's a thousand leets. So you know, everything we that's actually really cool. So I think that might be our goal next year. Do a like a super elite. So it's a thousand leads.
Starting point is 01:09:06 So, you know, everything we get a lead donation, we do something bonkers. What would we just like, when we can, one through seven, Gavin and Michael team nice set of my during their segment got 106, I was six, 1,337. Okay, so what is the importance of this number? It's an old internet, like meme thing. Okay, cool. I sat down and I number? Oh, it's not the internet like meme. I
Starting point is 01:09:25 I sat down and I remember last year, I thought we got like 40 something. Yeah, it was like 40 or 50 It was even then I was like holy crap. I think we got 150 for the entire stream last year 150 leads. Yeah last year in my head I was like I can take 40 more balls no worries, and then let's just say it was a hundred and say it was a hundred and six So we split it up 53 for you 53 for Michael, which most honestly Most of them ended up at Michael. Yeah, so I don't want to he can take it change subject I hit Michael perfectly in the balls I don't know. Yeah, get a cup under the juice. I'm so He refused to put it on. Oh my god. Oh, there you go
Starting point is 01:10:02 Here's the shot Fuck him up. yeah, we're whipping moonballs because they said don't bring it past the end of the table. I don't think any single person did that. They were all. I was afraid to shove his leg. But there was one way. Blaine was looking right at me and he was pulling it back and I was like, oh, it's going to be right in the face. It shoved sideways and hit Michael right in the penis. I'm assuming you find that. Yeah, it seems to track it down. That's a bad boy.
Starting point is 01:10:26 But yeah, the Moonball wall, that's my favorite new invention we had. And thank you, Boba. We ended up getting like 500,000, a cheap 100 Moonballs. I would love to have seen like radar speed on some of those Moonballs. I mean, I felt like, here it is. Here it is. We'll rent a radar going. And I need someone in the company who's ready to get it,
Starting point is 01:10:42 doing slime action video. Oh, shit. It was in Singapore. the camera was in Singapore Let's see here. Yeah, what what is the moon ball? It's a rubber bouncy ball Oh, it's got a couple of their sides facets on it so when you bounce it It doesn't necessarily bounce straight back up it kind of has a These don't split in any way these are just normal bounce balls that you're just paliting
Starting point is 01:11:01 They just bounce off your flesh and head Yeah, they're pretty tense. Yeah, there's some of them right in that, in that bull. There's some in that, uh, they're around. Kitty pool. They're like a billion out of it. I saw some people complaining that they thought that the, the, the leech siren is distracting,
Starting point is 01:11:17 but I thought that's kind of the whole point of it. Yeah. It's supposed to really attract your attention and encourage. Yeah. It makes the shout out to someone who donated over $1,000. Right. Yeah, I think it's, it's to someone who donated over $1,000. Right. Yeah, I think it's intentional to call out that someone gave a lot of money to the security.
Starting point is 01:11:29 Exactly. I mean, $1,300. $1,300. Well, yeah, the helmet and the old knob protector on. Damn. It's funny, like, the one weak spot on a person when they have the crotch and the face cover is the knees. And I think you both got nailed right in the knees
Starting point is 01:11:40 and come with hands. Yeah, the most pain for us with my knees and shoulders. And I'm like, that's where I go. I hit the most. Oh, I got it. But yeah, throw it. Look, the most pain for us with my knees and shoulders. That's where I go. Hit the most. Oh my god. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. Throw it. Look, it bounce is good.
Starting point is 01:11:49 Yeah, throw it towards broadcast. Bam, bam. Where are the viewers comrades? It's a good bounce to us. It's a good bounce. So if we got a lead donation, then what would we do? What would we do? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:03 I don't know. There's the siren. Oh, sorry. Everybody's backs like now. They were on the ball there. Yeah, on the ball. Yeah, they're quick. They're trained.
Starting point is 01:12:11 But anyway, yeah. So next year, I think we're doing lead is going to be our super lead. So a thousand lead. So we might even keep track of how many leads we have of a thousand if we can get up to it. I mean, we're not going to, I don't think we'll do a thousand leads. We do fantastic. But anyway, we're not gonna, I don't think we'll do a thousand leads, we do fantastic, but anyway, we're still working on final numbers and stuff. And you have to hold the Simmer 31st of this year to donate.
Starting point is 01:12:30 So donate.ruistg.com and still donate to our team. If you care to, Raffles still available until December 1st. Bunch of really cool stuff in there. And yeah, that's it. All for the kids. So all for the kids, all for the kids. Excellent.
Starting point is 01:12:41 Thank you so much everyone. Love you. Bye, Jack. Bye. Bye. There you go again. Of course, Peter Hayes has a so much shot of it. Oh, does he? Michael getting hit in the balls? No, no, no, no, no. This is like a direct hit. But my Wolverine claws though, back to the important. Oh, yes. Well, there are plenty of tendons here.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Like there's the one which, what is it? It's if you squeeze it, it causes your fingers to curl in. Okay. And that used to be, because we use, like animals did have retractable claws, right? And mammals do have retractable claws. So there are probably some spare tendons lying around, not really doing much. Okay. It might be up to her cup to do it.
Starting point is 01:13:19 Like the arms appendix. Wisdom teeth thing. Yeah, exactly. The vestigial function. Gotcha. Like your tusks. But I guess I wouldn't be able to regrow my skin back real quick. No, no, probably not.
Starting point is 01:13:31 You're missing that part of the equation. I was getting rubs recently and go on. On your issue? Not in any way, near my issue, but she was like pushing on my hand. And then she pushed on this part of my hand. And I was embarrassed because it made me hold her hand. Yeah. And I was like, I didn't mean to do that.
Starting point is 01:13:48 That is really embarrassing. She made, who did this? The masseuse. Okay, she was a professional. There aren't any muscles in your fingers. There's no muscles in your fingers. Yeah, they're all higher up. Yeah, they just tell her.
Starting point is 01:13:59 And everything else is tendons. So if you've ever seen like a robotic arm and it's got like a little cord and then a motor that pulls the cord, that's exactly how our own hands work. There was a fascinating thread on Reddit and it was directed to people who I guess had cochlear implants and could now hear but spent most of their life not being able to hear.
Starting point is 01:14:21 Clawacle implants? No, no, no, no, no. Caut clear. Caut clear. Yeah, my friend was one of the first in the UK to get a cochlear implant. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and so she was completely deaf from meningitis. It was one of the very first, so we tried to recreate what she can hear and it's super distorted. Like imagine white noise mixed with a robot sound. That's kind of all what voice sounds like. It's only Terminator 2.
Starting point is 01:14:56 I've not seen it, but probably. And so she was told that she'd never really be able to learn or amount to much and she's just finished her doctorate. Not good for her. Show them. Dr. What's your name? Well, implant willas. No, they didn't name her implants. I changed her name. She was the first one in England. So I thought she wanted to get knighted. But it's mad because they actually cut open the skull and insert wires in. And then there's, so there's the hearing part,
Starting point is 01:15:26 the microphone, and then there's a magnetic bit that sticks on and then transfers it through the skull. Are we gonna, are we gonna, are we gonna have like robot eyes someday? Yeah, sure. What's that happening? 50s. Can I get one willingly?
Starting point is 01:15:39 Could I just be like, I wanna give my eyes to, because I have shit eyes. I'm wearing contacts right now. Can I get like red robot eyes? Right, red. Because I want a good term. Why would you want to get rid of your existing eyes and not have a third robotic eyes? Yeah, you get it. You have extra.
Starting point is 01:15:53 Why wouldn't you get rid of like your legs from the knee down and just get prosthetic limbs? Because now they have those to where people can actually run faster. They work hard on my calves. Is there anything that would help John rising as. Do you think it's a fast one? Is there anything that would help John rising as sniffs? Is that like a new smell thing you can shove in? He can't smell.
Starting point is 01:16:12 He can't smell. He has like, which by the way, that's my version of a best friend because I can fart around him all the time. But he still has to suck up your poo particles. That's like, he doesn't care. He doesn't seem to be bothered by it.
Starting point is 01:16:22 But there's no he's doing it. Get it. Let's see how it looks. Just go like that. Yeah, that was close. It's not he doesn't care he doesn't seem to be bothered by it. There's no he's doing it. Get it. Let's see. Yeah. Look. Just go. Yeah. Yeah. That was right. Type of fly. I'm not used to it's flight pattern. Let me. But anyway, but the the thread on Reddit, it was fascinating what people thought things sounded like until they heard them or things they thought had sound. She's a doctor. Doctor fly. Can we get a zoom in on that?
Starting point is 01:16:47 Please, come like a working. Now no one can say you wouldn't hurt a fly. Oh, I have hurt so many flies in the acknowledgement of my thesis. I say that's the longest the focal length can go. I say thank you to the yo beauty guru. And this fly is best for the skin. And at the beginning of my another
Starting point is 01:17:03 minutes, I say many flies were harmed in the making of the ceasus. I thank them for their sacrifice. And then the doctors are going to read them. They're like, hey, she's got since he were a little smoker doctor. Yeah, exactly. So what was going to be bad? The color of Dr. Jokey.
Starting point is 01:17:14 Does it give everybody a nickname? Apparently, when they get a doctor, they're like, Dr. Reblant, Dr. Jokey. I would doctor B. L's above because I'm Lord of the flies. Is that what B. L's above means? Oh, I didn't know that. I think I know. How will great. I think that's what I'm going to do.
Starting point is 01:17:22 I think that's what I'm going to do. I think that's what I'm going to do. I think that's what I'm going to do. I think that's what I'm going to do. I think that's what I'm going to do. I think that's what I'm going to do. I think that's what I'm going your implant, I'm not your joke. I'm a doctor, be else above cause I'm Lord of the Flies. Is that what be else above me? That's what be else above me means. Oh, I didn't know that. How well great name is that? I know now everyone is singing the Heavon Rap Sea about the world.
Starting point is 01:17:33 I am. You're seeing somebody on implants. No, no, the red thread, the red thread, the stuff that people thought made noise didn't, but the one that was the most fascinating to me was someone who their entire life thought the sun made noise, that it was like they just associated with it being like a dull, steady roar. And they were amazed that the sun doesn't make any noise.
Starting point is 01:17:52 And there was a few people who thought that in different ways, because without the sensation of hearing, you feel the sun. Yeah. Just kind of thing. And they thought they were amazed that the sun didn't make a different noise on pavement versus on grass And it's just like what does it even mean? But it's like I kind of get it at the same time Photons like smashing into stuff or like you feel it like you feel the difference when you step on a grass It like it's absorbed some of the heat pavement reflects it more sun makes noise
Starting point is 01:18:21 Sun makes no no they don't hear it on earth but sun makes noise Sun makes noise. Sun makes noise. We don't know. They don't hear it on Earth. Sun makes noise. Come on. Sun makes noise. Well, where are you listening to shit? Everything you listen to is on Earth. There's no hell. So I've found a travel plane.
Starting point is 01:18:33 How do you hear it? It's sun makes noise. There's like explosions and shit having. It's like fire. It's got to sound like if you said it, maybe they can't leave the sun. It still makes noise though, right?
Starting point is 01:18:44 You know, like, something's noise, right? Another person did it. I know. Let's try another way. Let's try another way. It's very loud, boy. Sunlight does not make noise.
Starting point is 01:18:55 Okay. Sunlight makes noise. I mean, if you were to have a fusion reaction on Earth, it would probably be. Imagine you have an air in which to vibrate and everything. Imagine the most sensitive sensitive stethoscope. It is. If you had it and it could pick up any movement,
Starting point is 01:19:10 maybe you would hear the light. No, does it make any weight at all on anything? No, it's by definition, massless. Even on like the point, the nano pico super scale. This is absolutely pointless. This episode of the Ref receipt podcast is also brought to you by him son This episode of receipt podcast is also brought to you by
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Starting point is 01:20:48 may have inadvertently revealed something from our industry before anybody else knew about it. What's that couple of weeks ago We were talking about break and you went on and looked up, breaks original domain bigboys.com. Remember big boys, Gav? Yeah. You were on the podcast. And then Gus said, Oh, the domain for big boys lapsed. And he bought the domain and now Gus is the owner of this historically important domain big boys.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Bigboys.com. I think the one important that is relative. Historically important to the internet. I think online video. It was a big site. But more importantly, it was an asset of break, which break combined with alloy digital, a company that owned Smosh and Clever, they became defy media.
Starting point is 01:21:37 Defy media essentially, I don't know if I'm using the right words here, but they shut down, right? They declared that they were going away. And I was wondering how the hell they let this big boys domain lapse. And now that might have been an indication before the fact that defying media was about to go through this, uh, people. I feel like it sounds from Ian and people like Smosh would kind of taken off God by that. Yeah, they didn't know that they, I mean, I'm sure they had indications that there were problems, but yeah, that was a huge thing to happen.
Starting point is 01:22:09 Smosh is a fucking huge brand. If you ever look at any videos about who was number one on YouTube, and right now we're going through PewDiePie and T-Series or like battling it out for number one, but if you look at historically on YouTube of like, Ryan Higa, Fred, I'm saying who's from the early like number number one's work. Annoying Orange, was he ever number one?
Starting point is 01:22:31 If close, but in all those rankings, like in the top two or three, Smosh is always right there. Like always right there. And it's crazy. It's a, you know, I think they're trying to find a new home for Smosh. And they got a really funny group over there. Oh, let's get it. It's a, you know, I think they're trying to find a new home for Smosh. And they got a really funny group over there.
Starting point is 01:22:47 Oh, let's get it. What's that? What? You want to get, go get Smosh. But yeah, I was, I was fascinated. It's been, it's been a very interesting few years non-line video where it just doesn't seem like there's a whole lot of people left, you know,
Starting point is 01:23:01 from those, sorry, we've open James Ph.D. Thesis, that's the problem. What's the add the problem? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But problem. Yeah, but you say that. Just wait until 2019. Then I'll be back 2019. I'll be back with a vengeance. So soon. I just tell you all the time. I'm telling more than y'all do, I think. I see her at a VidCon almost every year. Do I see you've become a slasher? No. I've only been to two VidCon. I'm one and I'm one and I'm so I see her twice one time one time more than everyone.
Starting point is 01:23:26 I don't think you've been on as many podcasts with me as the others. I think you're often away. Right. Been on like three with you. And really I was I was I gotta say you're holding up well. I was really disappointed to find out that Chris wasn't here today because Chris and Sally to me are such a great pairing, but you're doing an admirable job of- He is here, but I'm glad you'd rather have Chris here.
Starting point is 01:23:48 No, I'm saying. I was more insulting for me to say that you're doing a great job filling in for Chris because you're third nipple and you're no hair on your area. And it's Wolverine cloth. And you're Wolverine cloth. And a third eye. I think I fucked up this weekend.
Starting point is 01:24:03 Sunday was- Despite Eddie and the head? No, because I'll be dead. What was that about? I don't know what that was. I think it fucked up this weekend. Sunday was by Eddie and the head. No, I think it's all about, I don't know what that was. I think it was during a chronic all class and so we actually did them. I'd assume you Sunday after your extra life and I was like really, you know, I had a bunch of gross stuff in me because we had been drinking and stuff like that
Starting point is 01:24:18 from extra life. So I decided to go to sauna and sweat it out. So I went to the sauna. Not a thing, I don't know does not say the sauna thing, right? The way you, okay, everyone, this is how you do a detox. Ready? You don't?
Starting point is 01:24:31 One, own a liver. Two, own a kidney, probably two kidneys. You are now detoxing. Oh, okay. Drink water. Nope, just, just, just, you're rid of it though. You gotta get the,
Starting point is 01:24:43 Lich, I mean, you're gonna need to drink water just to stay alive. You don't need to drink extra water just to detox. How much water should I drink? You're a doctor now, you gotta answer this question. How much water should a person drink? As much as you're not thirsty. Don't say metric stuff, okay.
Starting point is 01:24:56 We're good. All right. Drink until you're no longer thirsty. I think it's a glasses, that's all BS, right? Well, the eight glasses thing doesn't account for the amount of water that you take in with your food. Which is a much, which is all BS, right? Well, the eight glasses thing doesn't account for the amount of water that you take in with your food. Which is much, which is so much.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of food, a lot of water. A lot of meals from the day into a big jug of water, displace it all out, pull all your food out, then eat it, and then drink less water. What if I eat exclusively beef jerky? That's it.
Starting point is 01:25:21 Or soup. Can you put beef jerky in soup? You got water in your tummy. I know, that's why. You have to eat plus water then. No, I'm saying if I eat, don't you like just eat beef jerky or soup. Can you put beef jerky in soup? You got water in it, dummy. I know, that's why you have to put water then. No, I'm saying if I eat, don't you like just be with the less water in your drink? The more beef jerky as the replacement for other meals you eat, the more water you have to drink. Correct. What if I chug and the beef jerky?
Starting point is 01:25:38 What if I chug a sot shaker? You will throw up. Oh, can you get salt poisoning? Probably, you get poisoning from anything. You get water up. Oh, can you get salt poisoning probably get poisoning for anything? Yeah, I like poison. It's getting poisoning. Yeah, I had caught poisoning. Well, it was a big ankle swap. I would just a sauna because I felt really gross. Because of placebo.
Starting point is 01:25:55 It gave me a placebo effect thinking I'm going to feel better. And that was before my workout to get warmed up because it's cold out. So I went and I climbed and then I went and I lifted and then I went back and I went back to the sauna and it was like, yeah, it's been another like, eight to two and like 18 different things. And I took my water and there and I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna keep, I'm gonna mineralize my time, gonna get a nice good sweat going and then I'm gonna leave. It's gonna mineralize. Minimize, minimize, minimize. Yeah, fuck me. And I got into why I assume is like Gus's nightmare situation because I was about
Starting point is 01:26:26 to leave and this guy came in and he started talking to me and I didn't want to leave because he was talking to me in the sauna and Gus moment and he was just and he kept going and there was never like a stop in the conversation to where I was just like sitting there and I lost track of time and I was sweating so badly and I started to get woozy, but this guy was still talking to me. And we're talking about Austin in like film and like film incentives. And like after a while I started like
Starting point is 01:26:56 kind of like losing track of what we were talking about and was like, well, I've had enough time here. I'm gonna go and I like stumbled out and I made it to a shower, but I was like, I was fucking died from a conversation. I'm gonna die from awkwardness, yeah. So I recently had to sign up for a service. And I never like to say what services I have online
Starting point is 01:27:17 because I just don't want that out there. I mean, it does make you sound a bit dodgy if you don't. No, I did. Can you not just substitute a service and say it could return? It's not within the middle of nowhere. I'm not down the low. It's not that one. And they'll find the other one. So how many porn websites are we talking here?
Starting point is 01:27:29 It's a business service. I had to do a business filing for a business service. And I had to use an aspect of business communication that is antiquated. So, so I had to get a fact service. You okay? What? Shut up. I need a fact service because I had to do something with tax.
Starting point is 01:27:44 So I signed up for a fact service. You okay? What? Shut up. I need a fact service because I had to do something with tax. So I signed up for a fact service. We're gonna send him receive faxes via email. Factsimal. You can just do that. You can just go and ask Jeans. I have a question. Why aren't you telling the person who requires this fax thing from you to do one? The government. Oh, man. Yeah. Uh, government. So you just got deported. But I then said I had decided for this fact service. And I went to the one that I remembered from 1998. And Gus goes, oh, yeah, I have an account with them still. And I said, yeah, but it costs money every month. And I can cancel within the first 30 days.
Starting point is 01:28:18 And Gus goes, yeah, I just have it just in case. Here's why Gus has it. I went to cancel it during the 30 day period. You can't cancel it online. You have to call it and talk to somebody. That's why you've paid $10 a month for 20 years, isn't it? Because you don't want to talk to somebody. That is not a money. I've said if you're back, it's only $10 at a time now. Gus can I call them on your behalf and then you pay me $10 a month for 20 years. That's why you have this service, isn't it? Still, I'm happy.
Starting point is 01:28:46 That'd be a great occupation. You just be a counselor. Yeah. And they just pay you, but the way you're paid. Could you ask that? Could you ask that Google assistant to do it? Like the one that makes phone calls on your behalf? Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Starting point is 01:28:57 Do you know how to get out of the, you know, when you try and cancel a service, especially if it's entertainment, they're like, ah, you know, we'll give you three months free. We'll give you this and this. You just keep going. You know the way to skip all that. You just say, I'm leaving the country.
Starting point is 01:29:09 And then they immediately go, okay, we'll turn off. Yeah, I'm moving out of your service area. Oh, yeah, it just skips all the stuff. If you just, I can't do that with an online facts service. And the way to get out of a conversation you don't want to be in is to interrupt yourself so that you don't seem rude. So in the bit of the conversation where you're the one talking and say, oh, and so you're sort of sort of learning that.
Starting point is 01:29:28 And I was like, oh yeah, and I was working out some real hard weights of the German. But yeah, I'm so sorry, I've got to dash now, but it was so lovely talking to you. So you're not interrupting them to say, I'm sorry, I need to go. You're interrupting yourself to say, I'm sorry. So you just spew like 10 seconds of nonsense, interrupt it, you're the good guy. Exactly. I was I wasn't able to think that hard. I was, you were dying.
Starting point is 01:29:46 You were a buddy, you dehydrated, you're getting hate strike. I had a, I had a weird thing happen to me over the weekend, where I thought, I, you pooped and pee out of the same hole. I pooped and peed out of the same hole. No, that is weird. I thought I was going blind for a little while. I've had that.
Starting point is 01:29:59 What are your eyes shut? Maybe. But no, I was out in public and I had a thing where I was looking at something and I felt like I had just stared at a bright light and like I couldn't see very well in like a very specific portion of my field of vision. And like no matter where I looked,
Starting point is 01:30:15 I was like it was persistent. And it seemed over time like it was growing and moving in my field of vision and there was like this bigger area I couldn't see. Oh, bullshit. You were not out in public. Can I tell the story? Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:30:28 So then I start trying to figure out whether or not I need to go to the hospital. And so I start googling and it's this thing that people call an ocular migraine. Or it's a migraine that just affects your vision. I've had one. You don't actually have. When you shut your eyes, could you see it? No. I don't think so. Okay. Your eyes, could you see it? No. I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:30:47 It starts off as like a rainbow crack. It's the best way I can describe it. Yeah, that's the best way to say. Wait, I don't get yours in my migraines. Yeah, and I got one probably by the same age a Gus is now, and I've had two since then, too. What's a rainbow crack? I don't know how to describe it.
Starting point is 01:31:00 It's almost like a... I thought this visual representation of it. It's a unicorn's butthole. It kind of made sense. Mine was more vertical. Like it was like a, it almost looked like, you remember those old posters you'd look at and you'd stare it long enough and it turned 3D?
Starting point is 01:31:13 Yeah. But there are all this too much dots. It was like that, but it was also kind of like a weird like, like rainbow. Was it like that? Yeah, mine was like that. Oh, that's awful. It slowly grew and took over.
Starting point is 01:31:24 It's like a rainbow bridge of a high. It looks like a feather boa. Different answer to scale. No, I just want to see for any feather bodies. Love points, Nordic accents. Right, Bob. I've been having, I think I've mentioned this before because I was having on planes. I'm now having it at home. I'm having the most boring dreams where I dream About the most boring dream is the one that people tell you about Shoot sorry to carry on a dream. Shreel fuck my dreams and now I will dream about my side table from the angle that my head is
Starting point is 01:32:02 side table from the angle that my head is. I just super- I'm just lying it. Is it out about? I'm lying in? No, I'm lying in bed, and I'm just staring at my lamp and my alarm clock from the side, and I'm like, wait. Wait, and then I'm putting my hand in front of my vision. I can't see it.
Starting point is 01:32:18 So it's like, I'm just dreaming about what's on the other side of my eye. You're a little lucid about dreaming about your lamp. I keep happening. I keep dreaming about just the, oh, I think it's not. If you roll over in your dream, do you, do you, do you expect to?
Starting point is 01:32:30 I can't, I can't ever move it. But when I wake up, because it always wakes me up, because I'm like, I'm dreaming about the nightstand again. I wake up and I'm looking at it. It's like, It's like, when people tell you about your, their dreams, they're like, oh my God, it's so amazing, I was like, here's,
Starting point is 01:32:41 but you're so boring. It just makes these transparent, but I dream about it. It's the opposite of what you want. Yeah, and the only thing that is wrong is that the time is never right. Like, even if the time is missing or it's just something else and doesn't see you in a place,
Starting point is 01:32:57 and then I wake up and I'm like, convince yourself that you can't read in dreams. And everyone else can, and you think it's a thing that indicates that you're dreaming. Can you, it's like your dreams? They say that you can't. I know I've read in my dreams. Because some stuff plot-wise is like, oh, I read this thing.
Starting point is 01:33:13 It's funny though, because I've had this recently too. Like, I had a dream that I was organizing the drawers in my kitchen. And it felt like it was so boring. It went all like an hour. It was forever. And I woke up and I was like, what? But your mind is free to do anything. You have the whole world, anything you can imagine.
Starting point is 01:33:32 You're looking at a fucking nightstand next to your bed and you're in your kitchen. It might be nice in your work. We just, yeah, there was a guy who watched on YouTube, he's called Halo Completionist. He just does everything, all the achievements in Mass Chief Collection and stuff. And he tweeted that he had a dream that he came up with this really cool new strat for like a lasso run in a Halo level. And then when he woke
Starting point is 01:33:54 up, it didn't work and the level was completely fictional. At least he's dreaming about like what he's doing. What am I doing with my life that I dream about a table? I was trying to understand a mathematical statistical model. And I found the original paper is I know. I was trying to understand a mathematical statistical model and I found the original paper. It's like, this idea came to me in a fever dream. It's like, well, Christ, how am I supposed to understand it then? The guy literally dremped up.
Starting point is 01:34:16 There's commonly used statistical model. And it works. It's like, how on earth am I meant to understand what it's doing? Oh, look she says. God, you should look into the nightstand. Maybe there's something important in the night. Maybe there's something in the drawer.
Starting point is 01:34:28 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Chris is over there. Chris, Samarice, do you want to go, can we come on the push-up? Let's get him on the push-up. Yeah. So, well, we're on the topic things. What? Actually, you mentioned this.
Starting point is 01:34:37 Oh, did you have like a weird dick thing or something? No. Close. You thought you, did you fax your dick to the government? No, I broke my fucking iPhone. I got my iPhone wet and it fucking died. And I bought another iPhone. I did because I just bought the stupid fucking watch.
Starting point is 01:34:54 And if I, if I switch now away from the iPhone, then I gotta give up the watch. I watch the literally won't do shit except tell time. Is that for some sort of weird when I say it all out? But, how did I break my phone? Here's how I broke it all out, but. I'd break my phone. Here's how I broke my phone. I was on a trip. I took a trip I was telling you about.
Starting point is 01:35:11 The trip that I took that I was on a trip. So I had my phone on my pocket. I could hit by a wave. And the wave got my pocket wet and my phone died. My waterproof iPhone X fucking died. You mean, let me just translate that. I had my phone in my pocket and walked into the sea. Well, that's close to sea. The sea walked into you.
Starting point is 01:35:31 Yeah, look, it is. We don't have no fault in this. I don't want to buy any. I looked up on Google iPhone X waterproof and the autocomplete question is, can iPhone X waterproof? I can't. Well, you know the Samsung's plan.
Starting point is 01:35:46 Yes, the iPhone 10 is designed to be waterproof up to one meter or approximately three feet. How much water? It's rated IP67, meaning it's completely dust resistant and water resistant when it's immersed at a depth of one meter or less. You must have had an already broken phone. That's what they asked me at the store.
Starting point is 01:36:01 Did you already break it? I'm like, no, look at it. It's fine. Can iPhone 10 waterproof? Can iPhone 10? Yes, iPhone 10 can't water through. No, it can't. And everybody on fucking Twitter was saying you dumbass.
Starting point is 01:36:09 It's not waterproof. It's water resistant. What the fuck does that mean? If it doesn't resist water, how is it water resistant? It depends on the amount of pressure of water that's pushing into it. So all that says to me is it's not waterproof. They just want to put something in the water.
Starting point is 01:36:23 No, because don't waste water. So if you can put something like with one centimeter of water above is, it's not waterproof. They just want to put something in the water. No, because don't drop it in the sea. So if you can put something like with one centimeter of water above it, it is still waterproof. That's metric and you've lost me. Okay, half an inch. Three feet of water. A bit of a bit of a fan. Well, meter.
Starting point is 01:36:36 Just undone. So if something can have a small film of water on it and still work, that is water resistant. And water proof, you could say, but it will be called water resistant. That's like IP 456. If you can then have one meter above it, sorry, if you can then have three and a bit feet above it, it's even more water proof.
Starting point is 01:36:58 If it can have 30 feet above it, it's even even more waterproof. So there are different degrees of waterproof. The bigger the number, the more waterproof. They have this watch and I was in the water with the watch the entire time. They got a two-hour press conference with the who's the shitty guy who took over after Steve Jobs. Tim Cook? That guy, what a fucking gay. What's the shit about Tim Cook? That's terrible. Did you see Johnny I've designed a diamond ring? The whole thing, the two- hour press conference about taking the thing swimming There's only swimming features in it. Yeah, and it says water resistant for this and it says water resistant for the phone But didn't work anyway, I'm actually not the point and we were so with myself for having to buy a fucking iPhone
Starting point is 01:37:34 I'm fucking trapped. I'm trapped. I'm in a hostage situation here. I cannot get away from these phones Stop buying the product stop buying the watch stop buying the phone stop buying some. Don't you hate it when you've got money to spend on iPhones? I have a, I had a payment plan, I had to pay off like 300 bucks on my old phone and then I do it. They give it to you like they just take the payments and they push them out so you're a percent so why not do it, right? They take it and they push it out. Do you know red makes a phone? Yeah, the hydrogen. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:03 Is it good? That's it. I can't run. It's pretty good, right? You don't want to first gen phone from anywhere. I don't think so either. I don't know anything about it. It's got to have problems. Let's wrap this up.
Starting point is 01:38:12 I feel like I did that with my car. Okay, well, I just want to say too, because people keep asking me about it. I wasn't on extra life because I did this trip that I booked a long time ago, but I didn't mention the trip before extra life because I didn't want to tell people a that I was going to be out of town. I don't like telling people I'm going to be out of
Starting point is 01:38:27 town for 10 days in the way from my house. But I also didn't want to say that I wasn't going to be an extra life and start this thing of like, you know, this negative thing before extra life. So I just didn't say anything off beforehand. Yeah. Actually did the same thing. Actually, people were asking about this as well, Ashley left, uh, the no like a month ago, right? It's almost been three weeks ago, about three weeks ago. No, I was more than that. What do they have a month ago, I think? Patrick, what do you know? You're just the plus. But, uh, yeah, she left, but she didn't want to make like a big video or a big send off for her leaving a no because she didn't want to affect the thing
Starting point is 01:39:04 that she'd been working on for four years. So we made one for her. Yeah. So she just didn't want to do that. But she's coming back to work on, at least the plan is, she's coming back to work on game time as it turns into like the Rooster Teeth Channels
Starting point is 01:39:18 gaming podcast again, essentially. But it won't be a podcast and it won't be a Let's Play. It'll be something in between the two. So. I think the sound of that. It should be good. it won't be a let's play. It'll be something in between the two. So I could sound of that. It should be good. Every time we've done like let's play stuff, it's, yeah, this is what that's well, my favorite content to participate in. Dude, I have had a, I had a blast with November.
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